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- 0:49Speaker 5: It's May the twelfth, twenty twenty six. We are the
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- 1:21Speaker 5: to that, the birthday's port of birthday, some of the
- 1:23Speaker 5: entertainment stuff coming up.
- 1:24Speaker 3: For you here. We'll do that this hour. Oh sweet
- 1:27Speaker 3: on the Woody Show.
- 1:29Speaker 5: All right, So here we go, Matt, I just want
- 1:31Speaker 5: to see what you think about this little Caesars.
- 1:33Speaker 3: Yes, Alma, I used to work there. Yeah.
- 1:37Speaker 5: This is from Fox to Detroit and there's a there's
- 1:41Speaker 5: a new kind of Little Caesar's experience.
- 1:44Speaker 7: I mean it's the home of Little Caesar's.
- 1:46Speaker 5: Yes, roight, all right, So that's that's where they test
- 1:48Speaker 5: out these new concepts. First, what do you think about this?
- 1:51Speaker 8: So the future of pizza is unfolding right before our eyes.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Take a look.
- 1:56Speaker 8: We've gone from artificial intelligence to self serving peace. Little
- 2:00Speaker 8: Caesar is cutting the ribbon on its first self service
- 2:03Speaker 8: restaurant in Michigan.
- 2:05Speaker 3: And here is how it works.
- 2:07Speaker 8: You can place an online order and your pizza is
- 2:09Speaker 8: ready in the mobile pickup zone for walking customers. You
- 2:12Speaker 8: can just select an item, scan and pay, making an
- 2:16Speaker 8: already fast process even faster for you and without contact.
- 2:20Speaker 3: All right.
- 2:21Speaker 5: So basically the way you can two different ways. You
- 2:24Speaker 5: can place the order before you go in, which they'll
- 2:26Speaker 5: put it like in one of those kind of Amazon
- 2:28Speaker 5: lockers they've had for years, what they have for years,
- 2:30Speaker 5: But now the difference is like if you just want
- 2:32Speaker 5: to go in, you didn't pay online already, you just
- 2:35Speaker 5: want to go in. The hot and ready stuff that
- 2:37Speaker 5: they offer there, you can grab that and then you
- 2:39Speaker 5: put it on. I've seen these at sporting events and
- 2:42Speaker 5: airports and airports. It's basically a table and you put
- 2:45Speaker 5: whatever you have to check out with just on the
- 2:47Speaker 5: table and the camera just scans everything.
- 2:50Speaker 3: Yeah, like a uniclo like an AI kind of thing.
- 2:52Speaker 5: Just yeah, and then and then you just pace. You
- 2:54Speaker 5: don't see a person, You don't deal with anybody.
- 2:56Speaker 3: Is there any way to rip them off? Like can
- 2:59Speaker 3: you just walk walk? Like what if you don't put
- 3:02Speaker 3: it on the table like you.
- 3:03Speaker 5: Can, you've stolen. But they have a bunch of cameras
- 3:05Speaker 5: like throughout that I saw in the there's you ever
- 3:08Speaker 5: see the they're having an airports too, where you just
- 3:10Speaker 5: go and you grab whatever, you just walk out with them.
- 3:13Speaker 3: That's what I mean. Like I don't know, you have
- 3:15Speaker 3: to scan.
- 3:15Speaker 5: Your credit card before you even go into the once
- 3:17Speaker 5: the airport.
- 3:18Speaker 7: They didn't do it the other way where I just like, yeah,
- 3:20Speaker 7: it would just like unlock something, you know, you just pressed.
- 3:25Speaker 5: We know that a lot of our guests are in
- 3:27Speaker 5: a hurry all the time and they want something very seamless,
- 3:30Speaker 5: very easy, very fun.
- 3:33Speaker 8: Fun part of the celebration, the first one hundred guests
- 3:36Speaker 8: yesterday got free pizza.
- 3:41Speaker 3: Pizza for a year for a year. Yeah, that's only
- 3:44Speaker 3: crowd like fifty two free yard budges. Yeah.
- 3:46Speaker 5: Hell ye those the little skeezers, those little like we
- 3:55Speaker 5: had a bunch of them.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the size of a hockey pug.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Yeah, those are good.
- 3:59Speaker 4: And it was like a basically like not a cow zone.
- 4:02Speaker 5: But yeah, that's the food news that crazy about us.
- 4:05Speaker 5: I heard about it from my dad because my dad
- 4:07Speaker 5: got hooked on those, and I try to man, those.
- 4:10Speaker 9: Are good, good advertising little I mean the news Yeah,
- 4:16Speaker 9: well yeah, yeah, not a sponsor, but I guess they
- 4:18Speaker 9: could forget.
- 4:19Speaker 5: Yeah, here's a question. People were asked what used to
- 4:22Speaker 5: feel normal and affordable in America just five to ten
- 4:25Speaker 5: years ago but now feels completely broken and impossible for
- 4:27Speaker 5: regular people. Saw something about how just commuting because of
- 4:32Speaker 5: the gas prices.
- 4:33Speaker 4: And everything else.
- 4:35Speaker 5: Yeah, so the commute now the cost. A lot of
- 4:38Speaker 5: people reacting by trying to change the situation, not just
- 4:42Speaker 5: absorbing the cost. So they're you know, pushing their employer
- 4:44Speaker 5: for more remote or hybrid wark options. Other people are
- 4:48Speaker 5: now just looking for jobs closer to home, rethinking the
- 4:51Speaker 5: whole thing about like buying houses in areas that are
- 4:54Speaker 5: further out affordable. Yeah, but the thing is, I mean
- 5:00Speaker 5: can't win. The gas prices at some point will come
- 5:03Speaker 5: back down, but the question is how much. They never
- 5:05Speaker 5: they never go back to where they were, Like a
- 5:08Speaker 5: woman will tell you that it goes back to being
- 5:10Speaker 5: exactly the same as it was before. It never goes
- 5:14Speaker 5: back to exactly how it was before.
- 5:16Speaker 3: So you're saying the gas prices won't be as tight
- 5:18Speaker 3: as they used to be exactly exactly.
- 5:21Speaker 7: Geez man.
- 5:22Speaker 9: Yeah, well there's you're talking. And I brought this up,
- 5:25Speaker 9: and I actually did not know this term until I
- 5:27Speaker 9: looked it up. It's called the rocket and feather. So
- 5:31Speaker 9: when some commodity goes spikes, like for instance, gas, all
- 5:35Speaker 9: the gas, all the all the you know, gas stations, everything,
- 5:37Speaker 9: they all spike. They all spike with it because they
- 5:40Speaker 9: don't want to be losing money out the door as
- 5:42Speaker 9: they're having to buy the higher price. But on the
- 5:44Speaker 9: on the reverse side of that, when they slowly paper
- 5:47Speaker 9: back because they are not sure when their supply is
- 5:49Speaker 9: going to catch back up and they don't want to
- 5:51Speaker 9: be screwed. And so you're you're you're observing, you're correct
- 5:55Speaker 9: and observing it. And it does have an economic name rocket.
- 5:58Speaker 3: That makes sense. That's actually really a matter of.
- 6:00Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, So what's something that seemed to feel normal
- 6:03Speaker 5: or affordable at least five to ten years ago but
- 6:06Speaker 5: now just feels completely broken. And it feels like people
- 6:08Speaker 5: have been saying that about rent for more than four
- 6:10Speaker 5: or ten years.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Rent, air, travel, concerts.
- 6:13Speaker 5: It's been going up like like ten percent a year
- 6:15Speaker 5: for ten years. Esping on Thailand, Chinese food, beer, pizza, pe,
- 6:22Speaker 5: ability to watch sports on TV. Cigarettes, Yeah, I don't
- 6:27Speaker 5: know about how much cigarettes are going for.
- 6:28Speaker 3: Idea pizza for sure, Like one pizza is like forty bucks.
- 6:31Speaker 5: Pizza's crazy, pizza's gotten crazy. Chinese food, that is true.
- 6:35Speaker 5: That is true. Cheap watching sports on TV you need
- 6:39Speaker 5: like a thousand different subscriptions.
- 6:41Speaker 10: Yes, so expensive.
- 6:42Speaker 5: A couple hours of playing pool at the local dog bar.
- 6:44Speaker 5: Somebody said, oh boo, well bowling is like that.
- 6:47Speaker 9: I would say beers in general, it's just like you
- 6:50Speaker 9: can't get a doll well what used to be a
- 6:51Speaker 9: dollar beer?
- 6:51Speaker 4: Like well, I mean if you're going to a bar
- 6:54Speaker 4: getting beer out, if you're buying it at the store,
- 6:56Speaker 4: it's like you used to be the case that's on
- 6:58Speaker 4: megasale right there.
- 6:59Speaker 9: Used to be It's like you used to be dive
- 7:00Speaker 9: bars would have you know, Yeah, they have five dollar picture.
- 7:03Speaker 3: There's nothing close to that anymore.
- 7:05Speaker 5: The bowling thing somebody said about bowlings. I remember growing
- 7:07Speaker 5: up and going bowling with my family and friends. Shoes, lanes, food,
- 7:10Speaker 5: and beer used to cost less than fifty bucks. It
- 7:13Speaker 5: probably costs fifty bucks just for two pairs of shoes.
- 7:15Speaker 3: And a lane. Now, yeah, for sure.
- 7:17Speaker 5: Yeah, like bowling got crazy expensive.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Used to be disproportionately cheap.
- 7:22Speaker 5: Yeah, and now it's well, it's kind of like Vegas.
- 7:24Speaker 5: Craig Yes, gom ruined. Greg's been saying this about Vegas forever.
- 7:27Speaker 4: It took away all the fun.
- 7:29Speaker 5: Yeah, what is something that felt normal or affordable five
- 7:34Speaker 5: to ten years ago but now feels completely broken? Living
- 7:36Speaker 5: in an apartment by yourself?
- 7:38Speaker 3: Oh for sure.
- 7:40Speaker 5: Concert tickets, which we've talked a lot about.
- 7:42Speaker 7: Insane.
- 7:43Speaker 5: Car insurance, Oh crazy, I've just gotten crazy. I have
- 7:47Speaker 5: a question about that. And then vacation travel doesn't stop anybody, No,
- 7:53Speaker 5: got Yeah, they're they're still doing it when it comes
- 7:57Speaker 5: to car insurance. Question four pairs. Do you have to
- 8:02Speaker 5: put your kids under your policy or can you buy
- 8:05Speaker 5: them their own?
- 8:07Speaker 3: No? Separate of you?
- 8:08Speaker 7: You don't have to put them on your policy, because
- 8:11Speaker 7: that was a big thing with my mom and and
- 8:14Speaker 7: my dad. They're like, you can't be under our policy.
- 8:17Speaker 7: We don't want to lose our house if we get sued.
- 8:20Speaker 5: Or that's a question the question of liability.
- 8:23Speaker 7: In nineteen ninety nine, when I got my car, because
- 8:28Speaker 7: I had to pay for my own car everything, I
- 8:30Speaker 7: didn't get my car until I was after I was
- 8:32Speaker 7: eighteen years old. I had to get my own insurance.
- 8:34Speaker 7: In nineteen ninety nine, I was paying six hundred dollars
- 8:38Speaker 7: a month for insurance. Yeah it's much more, and yeah,
- 8:42Speaker 7: that's how much the bus sucks. Yep, for real. So yes,
- 8:47Speaker 7: you can't get it separately.
- 8:48Speaker 3: But I'm sure it's it's under a certain age you
- 8:51Speaker 3: have to have were you that is, were you living
- 8:54Speaker 3: at home at the time.
- 8:55Speaker 5: I was so yeah that because I've been sure driver, Like,
- 8:59Speaker 5: why would you?
- 8:59Speaker 3: It's well, I'm looking at it right now. One of
- 9:01Speaker 3: them AI says, yes, you generally must add your child
- 9:04Speaker 3: to your car insurance policy once they become licensed drivers
- 9:08Speaker 3: living in your household, and then one says children generally
- 9:11Speaker 3: must be eighteen years old to purchase their own car.
- 9:14Speaker 3: Insurance policy.
- 9:15Speaker 7: Yeah, which is that right?
- 9:16Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's that's a difference. He finished was eighteen. Yeah,
- 9:20Speaker 3: if you if you're claiming was dependent, if they're at
- 9:22Speaker 3: your house, if they live with you, they're your problem.
- 9:26Speaker 4: So kick them out do that.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well that's dumb.
- 9:31Speaker 5: You should just be able to get them their own
- 9:32Speaker 5: poslic What do I have to do with them driving?
- 9:35Speaker 3: You're legally responsible, you're so if you arrested, if they're
- 9:38Speaker 3: on an he bike and hit somebody.
- 9:40Speaker 5: Well then I guess my son won't be driving till
- 9:41Speaker 5: he's eighteen. Your answer, We know there's the answer right there. Yeah,
- 9:47Speaker 5: because I've heard from so many people like, man, you
- 9:49Speaker 5: don't know stress until because my son wants to start driving.
- 9:53Speaker 5: You don't know stress until your kids start to drive.
- 9:55Speaker 5: And I go, yeah, I can. I already get like
- 9:58Speaker 5: anxiety just thinking about it.
- 10:00Speaker 4: I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
- 10:02Speaker 3: Yeah. So especially if you can like roll back on you.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that tends to be getting in some accidents.
- 10:09Speaker 9: We did so many dumb things when we were succeeding
- 10:11Speaker 9: to like mega illegal stuff.
- 10:13Speaker 3: Oh yeah, drinking and driving, vandalism.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Seeing cars on a curve.
- 10:17Speaker 3: People can I fit in the back seat.
- 10:18Speaker 7: I used to have an automatic and I would hit
- 10:20Speaker 7: it and reverse super fast, and then put it back
- 10:22Speaker 7: in and then drive, and it'll be like smoking.
- 10:26Speaker 3: Jumping speed bumps. Instead the Wooden Show.
- 10:31Speaker 5: I will get to the birthdays, to the Porno birthday
- 10:33Speaker 5: here in just a moment. I'm sure you saw, because Greg,
- 10:36Speaker 5: you're a big game show fan. I love game shows.
- 10:39Speaker 5: I'm sure Game show News pops up. That's your algorithm, right,
- 10:42Speaker 5: probably so the price is ride. They gave away the
- 10:44Speaker 5: largest amount in a single game in the show's history.
- 10:47Speaker 4: This popped up.
- 10:49Speaker 5: This retired veteran won two hundred and forty and fifty
- 10:53Speaker 5: dollars in cash in prizes from the Lions Share game.
- 10:58Speaker 4: It's been so long since I've seen prices, right, I
- 11:00Speaker 4: don't even know that game.
- 11:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to look it up.
- 11:01Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you have to pay.
- 11:03Speaker 5: Well, I guess if you won cash, you're still paying
- 11:05Speaker 5: the can you get Okay, here's a question, see about
- 11:07Speaker 5: because you were a contestant on the on the prices, right,
- 11:10Speaker 5: I want some things?
- 11:11Speaker 4: Yeah, but you won. You didn't win any cash?
- 11:13Speaker 3: Right?
- 11:13Speaker 2: Uh?
- 11:14Speaker 3: No, only only after the fact. I got a per
- 11:16Speaker 3: diem for my trip that I won.
- 11:19Speaker 5: Okay, but I'm saying, like if you won straight up cash,
- 11:22Speaker 5: that's part of the prize, and then the other are
- 11:24Speaker 5: these prize is they won. So it was a combination.
- 11:27Speaker 5: Can you take the cash that you want to offset
- 11:29Speaker 5: the taxes that you owe?
- 11:31Speaker 9: I would think so because they let me when they
- 11:32Speaker 9: when they gave me the form to accept or not
- 11:35Speaker 9: accept things, I was able to itemize because.
- 11:37Speaker 3: I won designer sunglasses. I want a trip to Cleveland.
- 11:41Speaker 9: And then like like I said, I won that that
- 11:43Speaker 9: per diem for that trip to Cleveland. They set me
- 11:46Speaker 9: the per diem for the trip to Cleveland, even though
- 11:48Speaker 9: I declined the trip to Cleveland. So I think you
- 11:50Speaker 9: can kind of you can pick and choose.
- 11:52Speaker 5: Okay, nice, Yeah, because the the tax liability on two
- 11:56Speaker 5: hundred and forty.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Thousand dollars yea like one hundred grand counting on you right.
- 12:03Speaker 5: Some other news, Bad Bunnies super Bowl halftime show, the
- 12:06Speaker 5: numbers are in generated two thousand complaints to the f.
- 12:09Speaker 3: C city No over what how do you even know
- 12:13Speaker 3: how to do that in this state?
- 12:15Speaker 5: Because you didn't like it was sung in Spanish like
- 12:18Speaker 5: the FCC.
- 12:19Speaker 7: I read that they said it was sexual.
- 12:22Speaker 3: Well there was. Did they not see the Jlo Shakiro one,
- 12:25Speaker 3: the Timberlake and jan Jackson. There were a couple of
- 12:27Speaker 3: guys making out, Greg, you probably caught that.
- 12:29Speaker 5: A couple of people complained about the Janet Jackson one. Yeah,
- 12:33Speaker 5: a couple bit to be fair, a couple of people
- 12:35Speaker 5: complained about that one too, that got to the f CC.
- 12:37Speaker 4: Yeah, but like, what are you complaining about. It's funny.
- 12:40Speaker 3: They used to post.
- 12:41Speaker 4: I'm not sure they do this anymore.
- 12:42Speaker 3: I have to look.
- 12:43Speaker 5: They used to post what the complaints were so you
- 12:46Speaker 5: can read. You could read the complaints.
- 12:49Speaker 3: People dressed up as trees public knowledge and see what
- 12:51Speaker 3: I can find them.
- 12:52Speaker 5: Say that because those are all those were always funny,
- 12:53Speaker 5: offensive to trees. Yeah, ABC is accusing the FCC, by
- 12:57Speaker 5: the way, by the way of violating the First Amendment
- 12:59Speaker 5: for investiga the view, which is so stupid.
- 13:02Speaker 3: What's happening.
- 13:03Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they're they're they're kind of after ABC
- 13:07Speaker 5: just in general. Oh, you know, it's a very politically
- 13:11Speaker 5: charged thing.
- 13:12Speaker 3: It's it's a kid's channel.
- 13:14Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton has a very restricted diet,
- 13:18Speaker 5: Greg because of his ab negative blood.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard you had like a rare health condition,
- 13:23Speaker 4: but I hope he's going to be fine.
- 13:27Speaker 3: There's a book called Eat Right for your Blood Type,
- 13:29Speaker 3: and it looks like complete garbage, which.
- 13:30Speaker 5: Is where you go and you they take some blood
- 13:33Speaker 5: and then they spin it or whatever, and they're supposed
- 13:36Speaker 5: to give you this list. We know a few people
- 13:37Speaker 5: who have done.
- 13:38Speaker 3: It, and rich people problems.
- 13:40Speaker 5: It's certainly a rich people thing because the people I
- 13:42Speaker 5: know who have done it, they're all rich, and they
- 13:45Speaker 5: have a list they have like just right there on
- 13:47Speaker 5: their phone. It's broken down in these different columns. Red
- 13:50Speaker 5: are the ones the foods you're just supposed to avoid.
- 13:52Speaker 5: It all costs based on it's supposed to be based
- 13:55Speaker 5: on your blood type.
- 13:55Speaker 3: Right.
- 13:56Speaker 5: Then there's the yellows, which are somewhat okay, and then
- 13:58Speaker 5: the greens, which are any time. I don't know if
- 14:01Speaker 5: that's a legit thing.
- 14:02Speaker 9: Or I think they are probably making health clams that
- 14:05Speaker 9: are substantial because people.
- 14:06Speaker 5: Are people are sensitive to different things, like some people
- 14:09Speaker 5: are sensitive to dairy or.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Allergies are real. But is that directly chide to your
- 14:13Speaker 3: blood type?
- 14:14Speaker 7: I doubt who knows.
- 14:15Speaker 3: Well, as long as you consider what Ai says the
- 14:18Speaker 3: first sentence is eating right, for your blood type is
- 14:21Speaker 3: widely considered to have no scientific basis.
- 14:25Speaker 5: The right. How Chili Peppers they sold their music catalog, Greg,
- 14:29Speaker 5: did they for three hundred million dollars? Three hundred million.
- 14:34Speaker 3: That's not a bad deal because that crap gets played everywhere?
- 14:37Speaker 4: Right, Why even buy that catalog?
- 14:39Speaker 5: There's a movie in the works about the rise of
- 14:41Speaker 5: MTV if you're interested in that.
- 14:44Speaker 7: Sweet Yeah.
- 14:46Speaker 5: And then Billie Eilish speaking of eating different things, as
- 14:50Speaker 5: taking some heat for saying that eating meat is inherently wrong.
- 14:54Speaker 7: Oh no, and inherently wrong. Yeah, I mean historically inherently
- 14:59Speaker 7: inherently it means.
- 15:00Speaker 9: Historic just I guess morally she means that the actual
- 15:04Speaker 9: act itself in and of itself is a bad thing
- 15:07Speaker 9: being obviously that you don't you shouldn't want to take
- 15:09Speaker 9: the life of some of the being that's sentient.
- 15:11Speaker 4: Yes, I take that. I take that more as moral right.
- 15:13Speaker 4: But then she went on to admit she's immediator.
- 15:16Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you see the guy and Maui.
- 15:19Speaker 11: The rock?
- 15:20Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, hyperbology. So I didn't really see did it?
- 15:26Speaker 3: First of all?
- 15:26Speaker 5: Did it hit the seal?
- 15:27Speaker 3: It looks like it looks like it got him right
- 15:29Speaker 3: in the nose, like right before it startled.
- 15:32Speaker 5: Yeah, and so they but they picked this guy up
- 15:34Speaker 5: the no I heard locals be his as or some video.
- 15:39Speaker 7: Some video floating around of.
- 15:40Speaker 9: And the f YI, thanks to the thanks to the
- 15:42Speaker 9: powers of AI, groc has given me the list of
- 15:45Speaker 9: every single complaint about the Super Bowl halftime show.
- 15:48Speaker 3: This may need to be its own segment.
- 15:49Speaker 7: Oh wow, so like.
- 15:51Speaker 5: The things that were filed, but these are the actual
- 15:54Speaker 5: complaints to the f actual not just like comments that
- 15:57Speaker 5: people made.
- 15:57Speaker 3: On right, exactly actual text.
- 16:00Speaker 4: We'll come back to that.
- 16:01Speaker 3: Ye, this is gonna take a while.
- 16:02Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll do that in the next segment.
- 16:04Speaker 5: Sorry, Yeah, because dude, the way that they worded them
- 16:07Speaker 5: to because they try to they try to like, you know,
- 16:10Speaker 5: flower them up a little bit to make them sound
- 16:12Speaker 5: even more yeah, more legit, more official.
- 16:15Speaker 3: The way that people complain about these things.
- 16:16Speaker 5: Yeah, So we'll get to those coming up here in
- 16:18Speaker 5: a couple of minutes.
- 16:22Speaker 3: All right, then it's what you got for us.
- 16:23Speaker 7: Robert Irwin, Steve Irwin's son. You might know Robert Irwin
- 16:27Speaker 7: from Dancing with the Stars and also you know running
- 16:30Speaker 7: his dad's organization with animals. He just recently shared a
- 16:34Speaker 7: story that he almost died by crocodile. Yeah, yeah, about
- 16:40Speaker 7: a fourteen foot crocodile. He said when he was younger
- 16:44Speaker 7: that he tried to jump on the crocodile, like you
- 16:46Speaker 7: know how they do to cover its head, cover its
- 16:49Speaker 7: head and all kinds of stuff. Well, he said that
- 16:51Speaker 7: he did that and then this seven hundred pound crocodile
- 16:54Speaker 7: started going into a death spin and then went on
- 16:57Speaker 7: top of him, and luckily he was he was able
- 17:00Speaker 7: to get out. And then the name of the crocodile
- 17:02Speaker 7: Jimmy Fallon.
- 17:03Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 17:05Speaker 5: You see videos of people in Florida they call them,
- 17:08Speaker 5: you know, call the guys out to get the gator
- 17:11Speaker 5: out of their pool and stuff, and they start that
- 17:13Speaker 5: like kind of growl hiss thing, no thank you.
- 17:19Speaker 7: Like I said, I would never be afraid of a
- 17:20Speaker 7: three footer, but fourteen.
- 17:26Speaker 4: Ish my pants.
- 17:27Speaker 3: But it's for science, yeah, writing it like a like
- 17:30Speaker 3: a rodeo bowl.
- 17:31Speaker 5: Yeah, it freaked me out because we'd like to go
- 17:33Speaker 5: to cancuon y. Yeah, be in the water there. I
- 17:36Speaker 5: spent a lot of time in that water and there
- 17:39Speaker 5: were those stories about the saltwater. Crocodiles making their way
- 17:42Speaker 5: from like through the rivers of cancuon down into into
- 17:47Speaker 5: the Gulf of Mexico, like in the waters, like they're
- 17:49Speaker 5: done kind of off, you know where the main hot
- 17:52Speaker 5: the main drag of hotels are. I forgot what they
- 17:55Speaker 5: call hotel row or whatever, the hotel the hotels, hoteleria. Yeah,
- 17:59Speaker 5: but I'm like, man didn't keep me out of the water,
- 18:02Speaker 5: But I thought a lot about it.
- 18:04Speaker 4: I told you when I was water skiing in Cancun
- 18:06Speaker 4: for the first time, there was a crocodile in this
- 18:09Speaker 4: little lagoon that they did the water skiing in. And
- 18:12Speaker 4: I pointed out and I said, you know, there's a
- 18:13Speaker 4: crocodile right there. Oh yeah, that one lives here. I said, well,
- 18:17Speaker 4: how do you deal with that? Just don't fall?
- 18:19Speaker 3: Oh you're good, Okay, I didn't fall.
- 18:21Speaker 5: What do you think you have a better chance against
- 18:23Speaker 5: a crocodile or a shark?
- 18:25Speaker 2: Oh?
- 18:26Speaker 7: Say, shark crocodile. Crocodile just disorient you like so much immediately.
- 18:32Speaker 3: And they'll eat anything.
- 18:33Speaker 5: I feel like the shark like they take like those
- 18:36Speaker 5: bites to you just to see what it is like
- 18:38Speaker 5: almost almost a little tester.
- 18:39Speaker 3: Thank you just got to hope that that's not a
- 18:41Speaker 3: fatal bite, right. Yeah.
- 18:42Speaker 5: But then like a crocodile that will grab you like
- 18:45Speaker 5: you said that death roll and then they drag you.
- 18:47Speaker 4: They'll drown you to the bottom.
- 18:49Speaker 7: Yeah, you're done. It's a wrap.
- 18:51Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say crocodile is the worst encounter.
- 18:55Speaker 7: But I do enjoy gatlandland.
- 18:59Speaker 3: You can sit on a cross, yeah, and they'll let
- 19:01Speaker 3: you handle them.
- 19:02Speaker 5: And there is you know what, here's another rule shady one.
- 19:04Speaker 5: There's the main drag that goes from the Cancoon Airport
- 19:07Speaker 5: right down the coast of you know that of that
- 19:11Speaker 5: hotel zone and down towards like Plato Karmen and stuff.
- 19:15Speaker 5: And about ten miles south of the Cancoon Airport, they're
- 19:18Speaker 5: on the left hand side of the road. There is
- 19:20Speaker 5: one of those big gator places.
- 19:22Speaker 7: I ain't doing that in Mexico, and apparently you.
- 19:25Speaker 4: Can like feed them and stuff like chicky. Yeah, well,
- 19:27Speaker 4: go to the one.
- 19:28Speaker 7: Be awesome in Florida all the time because it's just fun.
- 19:32Speaker 7: Bort actually turned me onto that place. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 19:34Speaker 7: he's been there, and it is fun because you just like, yeah,
- 19:37Speaker 7: you just feed the gators and they catch them like
- 19:38Speaker 7: a little dolls.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and the handlers because we went in Costa
- 19:41Speaker 3: Rica and said, well they're like puppies. Don't go right
- 19:45Speaker 3: on that, Gina grad what you got, Well, I got
- 19:48Speaker 3: some hot Sydney Sweeney news.
- 19:51Speaker 7: There we go.
- 19:51Speaker 4: Keep your hands where you can see him.
- 19:53Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I'm the only person that finds so because
- 19:56Speaker 3: of Euphouria, you know, her big storyline as she's doing
- 20:00Speaker 3: only fans to help pay for a wedding. So you
- 20:02Speaker 3: know she dresses up like a sexy dog and like
- 20:04Speaker 3: a sexy baby and does all these random soy huh
- 20:08Speaker 3: yeah yeah, And then there was like a big thing
- 20:10Speaker 3: about like, yeah, people love what's infantophiles or is that?
- 20:15Speaker 5: Is that the words the best people?
- 20:18Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 20:19Speaker 12: Yeah, little yeah what they called infant if we don't
- 20:24Speaker 12: like that word because it really leads into the pedia
- 20:27Speaker 12: file disorder adult babies.
- 20:29Speaker 9: Well as there's adult baby diaper lovers, abdals.
- 20:33Speaker 3: There you go. So a lot of the Only Fans
- 20:36Speaker 3: creators are pissed about this plotline. They say that it's
- 20:39Speaker 3: not realistic, it plays into negative stereotypes about sex workers,
- 20:44Speaker 3: and they point out that a lot of the scenes
- 20:46Speaker 3: that she does wouldn't actually even be okay on only
- 20:49Speaker 3: fans and be violating the rules, and other people say, yeah,
- 20:52Speaker 3: she makes it look depressing and absurd and you know,
- 20:55Speaker 3: just done for shock value and that's not how we roll.
- 20:57Speaker 3: And only fans them, and I don't are they usually?
- 21:00Speaker 3: I don't know if we know menace. You're watching it?
- 21:02Speaker 3: Are they using the word only fans?
- 21:03Speaker 5: They're not.
- 21:04Speaker 3: Oh they are on the show. They're using only fans.
- 21:06Speaker 3: They call it only fans, don't they? I saw the
- 21:08Speaker 3: first two up. It's like a brand partnership.
- 21:13Speaker 9: Sue them for defamation if they're doing things that wouldn't
- 21:14Speaker 9: feel out on their platform.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Gregoria, what you got.
- 21:18Speaker 4: Well, there's a rumor and that's all it is is
- 21:20Speaker 4: a rumor that Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Lisa Kudro Phoebe
- 21:24Speaker 4: are kind of beefing. So Jennifer Andison is dating this dude,
- 21:28Speaker 4: Jim Curtis, and apparently reportedly they're planning to get married,
- 21:34Speaker 4: and Jennifer doesn't want Lisa Kudro and her wedding party
- 21:37Speaker 4: because of her self pity narrative that she's had lately,
- 21:40Speaker 4: because Lisa Kudro is kind of making the rounds doing
- 21:42Speaker 4: interviews to talk about the company.
- 21:44Speaker 3: I'm just being honest.
- 21:45Speaker 4: And recently she has bitched about the writers on Friends
- 21:48Speaker 4: that they were mean. She talked about how they love
- 21:51Speaker 4: Jennifer and Courtney Cox.
- 21:53Speaker 3: But not her so much because they wanted to bang
- 21:55Speaker 3: those two. Yeah.
- 21:56Speaker 4: Yeah, she was complaining about the long day the day
- 21:58Speaker 4: they shot the opener of the show Friends. She says
- 22:01Speaker 4: that she was the sixth friend that nobody cared about
- 22:05Speaker 4: her and the rest of the cast was seen as
- 22:07Speaker 4: bigger stars. So it sounds like your friend Gina that
- 22:09Speaker 4: you had to cut out.
- 22:10Speaker 5: Yeah, she's out, and she was always such a downer
- 22:12Speaker 5: and then they were going like, you know, girls, brunches
- 22:14Speaker 5: and stuff, and Gina just couldn't take it and just
- 22:16Speaker 5: pulled the rip cord on this bitch.
- 22:17Speaker 3: Oh and by the way, she texted a mutual friend
- 22:21Speaker 3: about me like two days ago, saying what she noticed
- 22:24Speaker 3: the that I that I froze her out and she
- 22:28Speaker 3: goes and my friend didn't even respond, which I think
- 22:30Speaker 3: was the right thing to do.
- 22:31Speaker 4: So in this case, apparently now Jennifer and now I'm
- 22:34Speaker 4: hearing it too. Apparently Jennifer Anderson doesn't want her in
- 22:38Speaker 4: the wedding party.
- 22:42Speaker 3: The beef, we're not sure about. For the wedding, we're
- 22:44Speaker 3: not exactly.
- 22:48Speaker 5: People all the time. For your birthdays and your portal birthdays.
- 22:58Speaker 3: We won't sit. She was like, and you know, all.
- 23:03Speaker 5: Right, Happy birthday to skateboard legend Tony Hawk fifty eight
- 23:08Speaker 5: years old today.
- 23:09Speaker 3: Jason Biggs from the.
- 23:10Speaker 5: American Pie Movies, The Guy who Humped the Pie. He's
- 23:12Speaker 5: forty eight and lost a lot of weight. Brandmy Mallick
- 23:15Speaker 5: Preddy Mercury in that Queen movie Behoom Me and Rahap
- 23:18Speaker 5: City Mister Robots forty five today. Emilio Stevez from The
- 23:24Speaker 5: Breakfast Club, son of Martin Sheen, brother of Charlie Sheen.
- 23:27Speaker 3: Sixty four.
- 23:29Speaker 5: Kim Fields twoty from the Facts Age is fifty seven.
- 23:33Speaker 5: Ving Raims from PAULP. Fiction and The Mission Impossible Films
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- 23:38Speaker 3: What he had a big like He had collapsed at
- 23:40Speaker 3: a restaurant recently, right, Oh, I thought something happened to him,
- 23:43Speaker 3: but he died a healthy man.
- 23:45Speaker 5: I Kick Brooks of Brooks and Dunn is seventy one.
- 23:49Speaker 5: Stephen Baldwin, one of the Baldwin brothers, is sixty Let's
- 23:54Speaker 5: see we got Scotti Schwartz. This is the kid who
- 23:56Speaker 5: got his tongue stuck to the Paul on the Christmas
- 23:58Speaker 5: Story Wick. Yeah, fifty eight years old today, and then
- 24:02Speaker 5: your porno birthday today is Gianna Dior and today's birthday girl,
- 24:06Speaker 5: She's had more lips on her than a mic at
- 24:08Speaker 5: a karaoke Baraz seven hundred and forty seven fine films,
- 24:12Speaker 5: including Super Slut Showdown. She was in Bush Inspection volume five,
- 24:19Speaker 5: also catching my pathetic pervert step bro Creeping. She was
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- 24:28Speaker 5: Gianna Dior bangs her trainer to get a bigger butt.
- 24:31Speaker 5: Also sorry I'm allergic to clothes Volume one. And then
- 24:37Speaker 5: who can forget her unforgettab role and vegetarians.
- 24:39Speaker 7: Oh wow, I wonder what that's about.
- 24:42Speaker 4: Now sounds like something Greg might be into.
- 24:43Speaker 5: Maybe that is Gianna Dior, who's twenty nine years old today.
- 24:47Speaker 5: I met your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and a
- 24:50Speaker 5: little look at what's happening around the world of entertainment
- 24:53Speaker 5: here with The Woody.
- 24:53Speaker 3: Show, The Woodie Show.
- 24:58Speaker 5: Today's International Nurses Day.
- 25:01Speaker 3: We got a lot of nurses and listen to the show.
- 25:03Speaker 3: You gotta have them. You gotta have a pretty strong
- 25:05Speaker 3: stomach to do the job as a nurse.
- 25:08Speaker 7: Yeah, I couldn't do it.
- 25:10Speaker 5: And you know that's why typically the kind of stuff
- 25:12Speaker 5: that we find funny, I think a lot of nurses
- 25:14Speaker 5: find funny. Yeah, kind of sick and twisted. You know,
- 25:16Speaker 5: you gotta have a sense of humor you have a
- 25:18Speaker 5: job like that. Today's also National Hospital Day. It's National
- 25:22Speaker 5: Limerick Day. Today's National you dig Day.
- 25:26Speaker 13: You dig it.
- 25:27Speaker 5: It's National nutty Fudge Day.
- 25:30Speaker 3: You nut fudge, all right, And today is National tampon Day.
- 25:38Speaker 9: I came in Saturday morning to the office and I
- 25:40Speaker 9: refilled the tampons up here because it was fully empty.
- 25:44Speaker 3: People were using my tamps.
- 25:46Speaker 5: Wow, did you go out and buy these tampons? You
- 25:48Speaker 5: take them from a different place.
- 25:49Speaker 3: I know these are the tamp as pearls. Where did
- 25:51Speaker 3: you get the good ones? Again? Yeah, I've stopped, still
- 25:53Speaker 3: working out the same box. That's awesome for folks. Oh
- 25:57Speaker 3: Sea best is creep put in the women's spe I
- 25:59Speaker 3: go in Saturday or Sunday.
- 26:01Speaker 5: She's also got to check to make sure the batteries
- 26:03Speaker 5: and the cameras. He placed it there. That's so nice
- 26:09Speaker 5: that you see, that's really nice.
- 26:10Speaker 7: I was invited into the women's bathroom the other day
- 26:12Speaker 7: here actually for a while a female DJ. She wanted
- 26:16Speaker 7: me to check for marijuana.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Cigarette.
- 26:19Speaker 7: Now she's like marijuana is this? Is this marijuana or not?
- 26:24Speaker 7: And it was just some weird perfumes poop. Yeah, it's
- 26:29Speaker 7: for you.
- 26:29Speaker 5: It's a today in history. Yeah, it was today. In
- 26:31Speaker 5: eighteen forty seven that pioneer William Clayton invented the modern odometer,
- 26:39Speaker 5: crossing the plains in his covered wagon because he got
- 26:43Speaker 5: tired of counting the revolutions of the rag tied to
- 26:47Speaker 5: a spoke of the wagon wheel to figure out how
- 26:49Speaker 5: many times it had gone around, how many miles he
- 26:51Speaker 5: had traveled. Yeah, so he took it upon himself. There
- 26:56Speaker 5: must be a better way. So, yeah, he invented the
- 27:00Speaker 5: modern o dometer.
- 27:01Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
- 27:02Speaker 5: Apparently they say modern odometer because maybe there was another.
- 27:05Speaker 3: Well yeah, the rag on the wheel. Well no, in
- 27:07Speaker 3: fact there was. It goes back another two thousand years.
- 27:11Speaker 9: So basically it was a same same idea, a cog
- 27:14Speaker 9: wheel and it would and every time it went around
- 27:17Speaker 9: it would knock a little pebble off and the pebbles
- 27:19Speaker 9: would fall on a box and then at the end
- 27:20Speaker 9: of the.
- 27:21Speaker 3: Trip you count the pebbles. Interesting.
- 27:24Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, So Seabas said he found some of
- 27:26Speaker 5: the complaints. Yes, these are the actual complaints that were
- 27:29Speaker 5: sent to the fcc about Bad Bunny's halftime performance. There
- 27:33Speaker 5: are two thousand, it says, and that's that's where we're
- 27:35Speaker 5: talking about going into the entertainment stuff like Bad Bunny
- 27:37Speaker 5: super Bowl halftime show generated two thousand complaints to the
- 27:41Speaker 5: FCCS and.
- 27:42Speaker 9: Its first one is from Jackson, Tennessee. It says, NBC
- 27:45Speaker 9: super Bowl Halftime Show. I demand a maximum fine for
- 27:49Speaker 9: the vulgar and sexually suggestive broadcast during family viewing times.
- 27:53Speaker 4: Did they give anything specific?
- 27:54Speaker 5: Nope.
- 27:54Speaker 9: That's where I went to South Bend, Indiana, and their
- 27:56Speaker 9: complaint says, bad Bunny halftime show, how indecent, spangl rap,
- 28:00Speaker 9: cuss words everywhere, dancer with wet panties, panties, children watching
- 28:05Speaker 9: Comma fine NFL an NBC.
- 28:08Speaker 3: Well, here's my ignorance was their cussing in Spanish.
- 28:11Speaker 9: Okay, So this is one of the things that's I'm
- 28:13Speaker 9: seeing this come up again and again. It's people are
- 28:15Speaker 9: translating Bad Bunnies song lyrics and they're they're pretty grown grubs,
- 28:19Speaker 9: they're pretty filthy.
- 28:20Speaker 5: Yeah, however, random if you if you do it like
- 28:23Speaker 5: a straight translation, that's like sometimes things are lost in translation.
- 28:27Speaker 9: So what I did is I asked. I asked again
- 28:29Speaker 9: my good friend Ai Roc. I said, did the actual
- 28:31Speaker 9: Super Bowl version contain these specific lyrics? And Groc says no,
- 28:35Speaker 9: because the NFL is not stupid. They understand that we
- 28:38Speaker 9: need to see what he's saying in Spanish. And they
- 28:40Speaker 9: said they had him clean things up basically do the
- 28:43Speaker 9: radio adit of that with his you know, so like
- 28:45Speaker 9: the stuff he says, which is just like they do.
- 28:47Speaker 4: With people who sing in English.
- 28:48Speaker 9: Guys anywhere, they figured that part out.
- 28:52Speaker 3: They weren't that stupid.
- 28:54Speaker 2: Uh.
- 28:54Speaker 9: Now that being said, this one really goes into it.
- 28:57Speaker 9: From Lancaster, California. What pain apparent that NBC executives, acting
- 29:01Speaker 9: in collusion with the NFL and the Democrat Party willfully
- 29:06Speaker 9: conceived cast had brazen lee choreographed, casted, subverted Super Bowl
- 29:10Speaker 9: Sunday halftime show went to a vulglar perverted inflammatory socio
- 29:13Speaker 9: political orgy or oblivious to social responsibility blonded in partisan politics,
- 29:18Speaker 9: et cetera, et cetera. Now I'm also finding this all
- 29:22Speaker 9: these things have not just the halftime show, they have
- 29:24Speaker 9: any any complaint during Super Bowl. This one came from Shawney, Oklahoma.
- 29:28Speaker 9: During the Super Bowl. Right at kickoff, there was an
- 29:30Speaker 9: ad for Scream seven.
- 29:32Speaker 3: Oh. I was glad I was able to I was
- 29:33Speaker 3: able there.
- 29:34Speaker 5: Because that's a mega politically incorrect.
- 29:36Speaker 9: I I was there to cover my four year old's
- 29:39Speaker 9: eyes because ghost Face gives her nightmares.
- 29:42Speaker 3: She was upset, and so was I. I mean, I
- 29:45Speaker 3: get like horror movies because that's not a horror.
- 29:47Speaker 5: Because there was a thing on the subway where, oh
- 29:49Speaker 5: my god just stabbed her. Excuse me?
- 29:52Speaker 4: They them that was for scary movies, Scream seven.
- 29:59Speaker 5: I thought it was one that was I thought they
- 30:00Speaker 5: were gonna complain about the one that was politically incorrect.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:02Speaker 9: So, like most of these parts, most of these complaints
- 30:04Speaker 9: go through as someone Okay, this is from a Commerce City, Colorado,
- 30:08Speaker 9: as someone who was a child when Jenny Jackson performed,
- 30:10Speaker 9: I never thought I'd be outraged by a halftime performance.
- 30:14Speaker 3: Those lyrics were and.
- 30:16Speaker 9: The choreography because there's a lot of shaking the butts
- 30:18Speaker 9: were not appropriate for the children watching. It's highly suggestive
- 30:22Speaker 9: set to normalize the exposure of sexuality to minor children.
- 30:25Speaker 5: Okay, now did I think that for being completely fair?
- 30:29Speaker 3: Visually?
- 30:29Speaker 5: I thought it looked cool. Didn't understand a word, right.
- 30:32Speaker 5: I understand that Bad Bunny is a big deal, which
- 30:34Speaker 5: is why I can also just deal with the fact
- 30:36Speaker 5: that Bad Bunny is performing on the halftime show. You're
- 30:39Speaker 5: never gonna please everybody. You don't understand necessarily what's going on.
- 30:43Speaker 5: Big deal. The only reason people complained two things. Number One,
- 30:47Speaker 5: you always have the prudes. They will complain every single
- 30:49Speaker 5: time it does it every year, it doesn't matter who
- 30:52Speaker 5: it is or what it is, So that has to
- 30:53Speaker 5: deal with it. But these other big chunk of people
- 30:55Speaker 5: who complained is because everything is political, and they made
- 30:59Speaker 5: this a plit cool thing because it was being performed
- 31:02Speaker 5: in Spanish.
- 31:03Speaker 3: How about this one, Woody from box Elder, South Dakota.
- 31:06Speaker 3: This guy says, I'm no prude.
- 31:08Speaker 9: Oh it was, but it was the pautry on live
- 31:10Speaker 9: TV because hostant simulated sex x child trafficking references.
- 31:18Speaker 3: Reality language throughout this travesty of a show like you guys,
- 31:22Speaker 3: it's fine. He's not a prude, he said to himself.
- 31:25Speaker 7: I'm cool, he's good.
- 31:26Speaker 4: I love.
- 31:26Speaker 5: It's like how everybody thinks that they're locked into, like
- 31:29Speaker 5: they have to watch the halftime show or.
- 31:33Speaker 4: He's got the tooth picks in their eyes.
- 31:34Speaker 5: To somebody on the text, I forget what they said,
- 31:37Speaker 5: but it was like somebody on the text had said
- 31:40Speaker 5: something yesterday on the show about whatever it was, and
- 31:43Speaker 5: I wrote back, I'm like, well, your listening comes with
- 31:45Speaker 5: in and out privileges, like you're not locked in, like
- 31:48Speaker 5: if if it was something about like, oh, this conversation
- 31:50Speaker 5: is boring. But okay, fine, I get that. There's sometimes
- 31:53Speaker 5: you know, I'm listening to something otherwise enjoy.
- 31:55Speaker 3: And I just punched out not doing it for you.
- 31:59Speaker 3: I'll check that.
- 32:00Speaker 5: Can you do have in and out privileges?
- 32:01Speaker 4: How about this one?
- 32:02Speaker 9: This is kind of nice from Cedar Falls, Iowa. There
- 32:04Speaker 9: were no captions for the Super Bowl commercials, which is
- 32:06Speaker 9: extremely inaccessible for the deaf community.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Do better, Yeah, maximum, fine, I demand I demand maximum.
- 32:14Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 32:14Speaker 3: People complain about anything.
- 32:15Speaker 5: It'd be funny if they had, like the Super Bowl
- 32:18Speaker 5: or the FCC did like their own version of.
- 32:20Speaker 4: The crossroads or Greg's invator replies.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, sure so good.
- 32:25Speaker 5: Put Sea Mass in charge of writing everybody than actually
- 32:29Speaker 5: be fun eighty four. Wood send us a text over
- 32:33Speaker 5: to two two nine eight seven. More Woodies Show is next?
- 32:36Speaker 5: More Woody Show?
- 32:37Speaker 1: Is that.
- 32:40Speaker 2: The Woody Show?
- 32:41Speaker 5: And into another new hour here for you this morning.
- 32:46Speaker 5: It is the Woody Show.
- 32:48Speaker 3: What Greg?
- 32:49Speaker 5: There's menace hijins right there. She's got the trending news headlines.
- 32:54Speaker 3: She sure does well. The dude from California accused of
- 32:57Speaker 3: shooting outside the White House correspondence dinner, He's plead not
- 33:00Speaker 3: guilty in federal court.
- 33:03Speaker 5: It doesn't matter how many eyewitnesses, doesn't matter how much video,
- 33:06Speaker 5: doesn't matter how much they have.
- 33:07Speaker 4: It's just that it actually happened.
- 33:09Speaker 7: It's just prolonged.
- 33:10Speaker 3: This not guilty exactly. To charge is like attempting to
- 33:15Speaker 3: assassinate a president and assaulting a federal officer. Prosecutors say
- 33:19Speaker 3: he came to DC with tons of weapons, tried to
- 33:21Speaker 3: push through security at the Hilton's manifesto, had a manifesto, was.
- 33:25Speaker 7: A mine, not mine?
- 33:27Speaker 3: Didn't write out find a handwriting expert. His lawyers are,
- 33:30Speaker 3: this is kind of interesting. His lawyers are trying to
- 33:32Speaker 3: remove two prosecutors from the case because they were at
- 33:34Speaker 3: the dinner and they could potentially be called as witnesses.
- 33:36Speaker 3: So that actually kind of makes sense. Fine, yeah, don't
- 33:39Speaker 3: happen there. You have a mountain of evidence, right, I
- 33:42Speaker 3: think you'll be okay without it.
- 33:43Speaker 5: And it is the thing that he's pleading not guilty too,
- 33:47Speaker 5: is like I wasn't trying to kill the president or temporary.
- 33:51Speaker 4: I think it's just in any case, it's just I
- 33:53Speaker 4: was there with the guilty and get they all do
- 33:56Speaker 4: it trial and then maybe you have somebody who agrees
- 33:58Speaker 4: with you and says you're not guilty. Yeah, it's just
- 34:02Speaker 4: an automatic go to trial.
- 34:03Speaker 7: Get a lighter sentence. But like, what does the matter?
- 34:06Speaker 7: You're stilling life?
- 34:07Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. Well, Trump says he wants to try
- 34:10Speaker 3: pausing the federal gas tax since gas prices are just
- 34:13Speaker 3: climbing and climbing things to everything going on in Iran
- 34:16Speaker 3: and more problems with the straight of horror moves. He
- 34:19Speaker 3: said it could give Americans a little relief at the pump,
- 34:21Speaker 3: and also claims that prices will quote drop like a
- 34:24Speaker 3: rock once things calm down. The federal gas tax is
- 34:27Speaker 3: about eighteen cents per gallon. But Trump can't pause this
- 34:30Speaker 3: on his own. Congress has to approve it. But eighteen cents,
- 34:35Speaker 3: that's the thing. Critics say, what's the point, because we
- 34:38Speaker 3: tried this with the Russia Ukraine War but it got
- 34:41Speaker 3: shot down because it didn't really help that much and
- 34:43Speaker 3: it did her funding false chef. Sure, eighteen, but like
- 34:47Speaker 3: on the now, just eighteen.
- 34:49Speaker 5: When you think about it this way, the national average
- 34:51Speaker 5: is somewhere around four dollars and fifty cents, right, so
- 34:54Speaker 5: twenty cents off of that, Yeah, well that's down. I
- 34:57Speaker 5: understand how the gas works, right, but you can keep
- 35:00Speaker 5: saying it's only eighteen cents.
- 35:01Speaker 3: No, you're getting a gallon.
- 35:03Speaker 5: But think about like if somebody said, oh, well it's
- 35:04Speaker 5: going down to four dollars and thirty cents a gallon
- 35:08Speaker 5: or whatever.
- 35:08Speaker 4: And you'd be like, wow, that's a great price.
- 35:11Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd be stoked for a minute. My thing is
- 35:14Speaker 3: like we were so we were so spoiled for so long.
- 35:16Speaker 7: I want them to take it off because it just
- 35:18Speaker 7: proves that they don't actually need it.
- 35:20Speaker 3: Well, they said that it hurt roads and infrastructures and
- 35:23Speaker 3: stuff like that. That oh the good old days. Yeah,
- 35:28Speaker 3: well a Frontier I think I was in high school.
- 35:32Speaker 7: I remember when I was in Austin, Texas last year
- 35:35Speaker 7: and I took a picture of a sign and it's
- 35:37Speaker 7: had a dollar eighty nine on the two bucks.
- 35:41Speaker 4: That's the early nineties.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Well, A Frontier Airline's flight from Denver to Phoenix was
- 35:45Speaker 3: evacuated the other night after Denver International. At Denver International,
- 35:49Speaker 3: rather after a gun magazine was found on board before takeoff.
- 35:53Speaker 3: Passengers were forced off the plane and rescreened while cruise
- 35:56Speaker 3: search for anymore weapons ammunition. Thankfully, nothing else was found.
- 36:00Speaker 5: So Frontier is the new Spirit. Now the Spirit's gone. Yeah,
- 36:04Speaker 5: Frontier has taken the crown.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Who's gonna bring the chaos?
- 36:07Speaker 5: Like this is where we're going to have all the
- 36:08Speaker 5: stories from that totally.
- 36:10Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean we did, but like Spirit always took
- 36:12Speaker 7: the shine.
- 36:13Speaker 3: But yeah they were the champions. Yeah, but you get
- 36:16Speaker 3: up right, yeah Frontier.
- 36:18Speaker 7: Yeah, it'll be Spirit and then no, it'll be a
- 36:21Speaker 7: Frontier and then Allegiant.
- 36:23Speaker 1: For sure.
- 36:23Speaker 3: Frontiers is the magazine probably belonged to a law enforcement
- 36:26Speaker 3: officer and t SX just missed it during the screening
- 36:30Speaker 3: and to make matters worse. Oh my god, how pissed
- 36:33Speaker 3: would you be? The delay caused the crew to go
- 36:35Speaker 3: over their legal time limit for work, so the plate
- 36:38Speaker 3: the flight got canceled and everyone had to be rebooked
- 36:41Speaker 3: for the next day. That's like absolutely my nightmare. Be like, sorry,
- 36:47Speaker 3: it's just a paperwork thing. Everybody, go find a hotel
- 36:49Speaker 3: and come back tomorrow.
- 36:50Speaker 4: Stupid technicality.
- 36:51Speaker 2: Yep.
- 36:52Speaker 3: The twenty twenty six NFL schedule release is already turning
- 36:55Speaker 3: into this huge thing before the full schedules even officially announced.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Leaks are coming out from everywhere with stuff like the
- 37:02Speaker 3: Eagles versus Cowboys on Thanksgiving in Dallas, the Giants opening
- 37:06Speaker 3: the season against Cowboys on Sunday Night Football, and the
- 37:09Speaker 3: Lions playing the Bills in a primetime Week two game.
- 37:12Speaker 5: I just love that we're talking about it. I'm so
- 37:14Speaker 5: ready for football right now.
- 37:15Speaker 3: You just love this as part of the college I know.
- 37:17Speaker 5: Yeah, And they do it on purpose. They float that
- 37:19Speaker 5: stuff out there because it gets everybody all geeked up.
- 37:21Speaker 5: The NFL is brilliant at best.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Well.
- 37:23Speaker 3: The NFL is also adding more international and holiday games
- 37:26Speaker 3: this year, including its first of our game in Australia.
- 37:30Speaker 3: Are there and a new Thanksgiving Eve game on Netflix,
- 37:34Speaker 3: and the full official schedule drops Thursday.
- 37:37Speaker 4: I made that edict last year that I was not
- 37:39Speaker 4: going to care about anymore. I don't think I can
- 37:42Speaker 4: do it. Really, I think I already care.
- 37:44Speaker 3: I pre care. If you're a fan, you're a fan.
- 37:47Speaker 3: And finally here's some basic bitch news and Sammy Trader
- 37:51Speaker 3: Joe's is about to unleash another tote bag frenzy bitches insulated.
- 37:57Speaker 3: Let's go to get your story then will okay? And
- 37:59Speaker 3: then I have a text to read.
- 38:00Speaker 5: Job's gonna say. You have to read the text from
- 38:02Speaker 5: your mind.
- 38:03Speaker 3: I have it, I have it ready to go. So
- 38:05Speaker 3: this one is insulated, like Sammy says, it's mini. It
- 38:08Speaker 3: drops May twentieth, and people are already preparing for this chaos.
- 38:12Speaker 3: I could vouch for that this summer. Them bags have
- 38:15Speaker 3: six colors, their stripe, they're palm tree graphics, they're everything.
- 38:19Speaker 3: Basically just little tiny cooler bags with zippertops.
- 38:21Speaker 4: You have lost the right to complain about gas prices.
- 38:24Speaker 3: No only cost about three ninety nine each, but based
- 38:27Speaker 3: on these previous launches, stores are expecting long lines, bags
- 38:31Speaker 3: selling out like crazy and resale sites selling them for
- 38:35Speaker 3: as much as one thousand dollars. And I know this
- 38:38Speaker 3: is happening because I received this text from my mother.
- 38:40Speaker 3: It goes as follows, Hi, sweetheart, I just want you
- 38:43Speaker 3: to know that I love you more than you would
- 38:45Speaker 3: ever begin to understand.
- 38:46Speaker 7: And for that deep.
- 38:47Speaker 3: Love, I have requested to take off May twentieth And
- 38:50Speaker 3: you say, well, that's nice. What's going on May twentieth, Well, honey,
- 38:55Speaker 3: that's the day the new mini tote bags come out
- 38:57Speaker 3: of tree. They're early standard line, so I can get
- 39:02Speaker 3: those for you. They are adorable, working the day off.
- 39:09Speaker 5: A personal day, mental health day.
- 39:11Speaker 3: VA's mentally healthy, adorable, cute, sweet for this, But that's
- 39:19Speaker 3: very nice. I don't know.
- 39:21Speaker 10: I don't know. What can she get me one? Well, yes, I.
- 39:24Speaker 3: Always ask her if she's going. They're fine. They just
- 39:28Speaker 3: don't need them.
- 39:29Speaker 15: Well, that's the thing is that these are. They're kind
- 39:31Speaker 15: of just like little mini like a cooler bag. You
- 39:33Speaker 15: could because they're insulating. You can take it to the pool,
- 39:35Speaker 15: you can take it to the beach, but all of.
- 39:37Speaker 10: It like a diet coke. No, I'll hold a couple
- 39:40Speaker 10: like a couple of beers or whatever. Some cans in there.
- 39:42Speaker 7: I gave Morgan one, like what two years ago? Same thing?
- 39:46Speaker 16: Yeah, I like official Trader Joe's brand, like, just get it.
- 39:51Speaker 3: They have them at the store. But but is there
- 39:55Speaker 3: any use for this with my puppy dog fit in it? Probably?
- 40:01Speaker 3: But like are their dog snacks?
- 40:06Speaker 10: Told, god, I don't know.
- 40:12Speaker 3: I don't know's they're only.
- 40:14Speaker 10: Four dollars and they serve a purpose.
- 40:17Speaker 4: That greg a bag is only four dollars, said, if
- 40:19Speaker 4: you take it to the pool, you could fit like
- 40:21Speaker 4: two beers in there, Toddler, two beers.
- 40:26Speaker 15: Lugging a giant cooler around, but they need to stay cool.
- 40:29Speaker 3: Woody, Oh my god, just the two stick your tonguel,
- 40:37Speaker 3: no Woody show.
- 40:40Speaker 5: I completely forgot that American Idol was still on, Like.
- 40:44Speaker 4: I knewise just thinking I knew, I knew it.
- 40:47Speaker 5: They still did it. But when I say, I haven't
- 40:50Speaker 5: heard one person mentioned it at all, I've not heard
- 40:54Speaker 5: one person. I came in, I'm looking at stuff and
- 40:59Speaker 5: it says, oh h they crowned the winner on the finale.
- 41:04Speaker 5: But I mean, it's like ca it came in. I
- 41:07Speaker 5: realized it was still an active show. I didn't realize
- 41:09Speaker 5: that we were in the middle of the season.
- 41:12Speaker 7: Yeah, that part I didn't know, but I know that
- 41:14Speaker 7: I see the promost for it and stuff like that.
- 41:16Speaker 5: Do Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen anything, not a single thing.
- 41:20Speaker 5: Usually you know, years past year, and it was such
- 41:22Speaker 5: a thing here and there. It's like Survivor. I ran
- 41:25Speaker 5: into the first person in forever who still watches Survivor.
- 41:28Speaker 3: I was asking that question.
- 41:29Speaker 4: Yeah, season eight.
- 41:31Speaker 5: I mean it's it's still on the.
- 41:33Speaker 7: Same way with the voice. Like the only time I
- 41:35Speaker 7: hear about news about it is when they have a
- 41:37Speaker 7: new judge.
- 41:37Speaker 3: But I feel like I hear more about the voice
- 41:39Speaker 3: still every once in a while.
- 41:41Speaker 7: But like Survivor, about the singers though, like America's Got Talent, the.
- 41:44Speaker 5: W NBA season another ones like oh we're in the playoffs,
- 41:47Speaker 5: like the season was happening, but it started. I guess
- 41:50Speaker 5: it's just starting now because all the Angel Reese videos
- 41:52Speaker 5: are back.
- 41:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 41:54Speaker 4: Of the singing shows that you hear the most about
- 41:56Speaker 4: the voice, then the masked singer.
- 41:58Speaker 5: I forgot about that singer. Yeah, is it a spoiler
- 42:02Speaker 5: if I tell everybody who won?
- 42:03Speaker 3: Nah, we're good.
- 42:04Speaker 4: I know it's a woman, that's all I know.
- 42:06Speaker 3: I don't know anything.
- 42:07Speaker 4: It is a woman.
- 42:07Speaker 15: We'll leave with that, Okay, Okay.
- 42:12Speaker 4: I think if you know, yeah, had it come down
- 42:15Speaker 4: to a man and a woman? Now you know, yeah
- 42:18Speaker 4: it was the woman.
- 42:19Speaker 5: And if you knew that American Idom was on the
- 42:21Speaker 5: air and if they had the finale last night, then
- 42:24Speaker 5: gay yeah I was expected. I'm obsessed.
- 42:30Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with I'm obsessed with those videos.
- 42:34Speaker 5: She is the one that found this guy. Oh man,
- 42:37Speaker 5: it's so funny. I know, I know Greg thinks it's
- 42:39Speaker 5: funny too, definitely.
- 42:41Speaker 3: But if Greg thinks it's funny, we're left it's funny.
- 42:43Speaker 5: No, no, but like it's just look, that's what I go.
- 42:46Speaker 5: I kind of feel like it's back in a way,
- 42:48Speaker 5: like we're like, that's gay. Yeah, nobody and nobody means anything,
- 42:54Speaker 5: you know, homophobic.
- 42:55Speaker 3: By it doesn't mean homosexual.
- 42:57Speaker 4: But sometimes I literally mean that's gay.
- 43:00Speaker 5: Yeah, Sometimes I mean yeah yeah. So there's the guy,
- 43:03Speaker 5: the reliant fitness guy's names Brad Dunn. He's been popping
- 43:07Speaker 5: up a lot. I see uh, I see hiss. This
- 43:10Speaker 5: is the latest one that he had to see. If
- 43:12Speaker 5: you agree with any of these.
- 43:12Speaker 3: Greg, what's up, let's get into it.
- 43:15Speaker 14: If you drive around one hundred thousand dollars rig and
- 43:17Speaker 14: all you haul is your fat ass gay.
- 43:19Speaker 3: Yeah, like those guys have a big pickup truck with
- 43:22Speaker 3: it lifted.
- 43:25Speaker 14: Common using terms like mid, based, optimal, and maxing.
- 43:30Speaker 3: Gay.
- 43:33Speaker 7: I don't think mid, but the other ones ye, maxim.
- 43:36Speaker 3: I think it depends on your age too. Yeah.
- 43:39Speaker 14: Taking your sweet ass time in a crosswalk when someone's
- 43:41Speaker 14: waiting to make a right hand turn gay. One guy who.
- 43:46Speaker 4: Always asked to borrow your tools?
- 43:47Speaker 5: Gay, Yeah, don't you have your own tools?
- 43:52Speaker 14: Man in cale ply toilet paper gay, bub my tea Gay,
- 43:57Speaker 14: you're literally paying to put balls in your.
- 43:58Speaker 3: Mouth that way.
- 44:01Speaker 5: Yeah. I've seen a lot of dudes with Boba te's
- 44:03Speaker 5: and like, there's no cool way to eat a banana.
- 44:05Speaker 3: There's no cool.
- 44:06Speaker 5: There's no way to look cool drinking as a dude
- 44:08Speaker 5: drinking bolt take.
- 44:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah you do that in private. I'll never understand
- 44:13Speaker 4: the desire for boba.
- 44:14Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:14Speaker 4: Never, it's so good drink.
- 44:17Speaker 5: I understand for children like my daughter and her friends.
- 44:20Speaker 5: She's fourteen. Yeah, that makes sense.
- 44:23Speaker 14: Wearing a fanny pack without a weapon in it.
- 44:25Speaker 5: Gay without a weapon that alright?
- 44:31Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you carry chapstick? Gay? All right. I know
- 44:35Speaker 3: a couple of those guys. I'm one of them addicted.
- 44:37Speaker 5: My one friend Alex Man, that guy's always got the
- 44:40Speaker 5: chapsick constantly.
- 44:41Speaker 4: I used to wear it around my neck. Yeah issue
- 44:45Speaker 4: for about four years, like you know how like a
- 44:49Speaker 4: lanyard is around you and I had a little cap
- 44:51Speaker 4: and you put your chaps It was chapstick brand Cherry flavor,
- 44:56Speaker 4: and I was physically addicted. I was putting it on.
- 45:00Speaker 4: I don't know once everything.
- 45:02Speaker 7: I'm sorry to have memories now when we first started
- 45:07Speaker 7: working with Greg that he would put it on constantly.
- 45:10Speaker 5: Well, people have that same addiction with hand sanitizer. Yeah,
- 45:13Speaker 5: I was instantly with a hand sanitizer.
- 45:15Speaker 4: If I forgot to bring it with me to work day,
- 45:18Speaker 4: really couldn't even function, all right.
- 45:21Speaker 13: Window tint tickets, Gay.
- 45:24Speaker 5: Window tint tickets, getting like when the cops like the
- 45:27Speaker 5: rock just got one?
- 45:28Speaker 4: Okay, you know, getting a ticket for the tin if.
- 45:30Speaker 14: You've called nine one one for anything other than a
- 45:33Speaker 14: medical emergency, gay.
- 45:35Speaker 5: Yes, yes, loves calling nine one one. A lot of
- 45:40Speaker 5: you guys seem to like calling the cops and narking
- 45:42Speaker 5: out people.
- 45:43Speaker 7: I've only called nine one one for that dead body.
- 45:46Speaker 7: I found that.
- 45:47Speaker 3: That's fair.
- 45:48Speaker 4: It's called once in my life.
- 45:50Speaker 14: If you're one of those must be nice guys gay
- 45:53Speaker 14: hating avocados gay?
- 45:54Speaker 4: All right, well I'm getting on that one.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Yeah, you hate them? Yeah? Oh remember when we realized
- 46:00Speaker 3: or somebody said online that avocados tastes like clean penis.
- 46:03Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm not sure I will have if avocado
- 46:11Speaker 5: is in a piece of sushi, I eat it.
- 46:14Speaker 3: You know, it's funny.
- 46:15Speaker 5: It's it's the quacamole, really really yeah, and also like
- 46:18Speaker 5: big slices of avocado, like on a burger.
- 46:21Speaker 3: I thought your problem was guacamole is a problem?
- 46:23Speaker 4: Guacamole?
- 46:24Speaker 2: No?
- 46:24Speaker 9: Thank you?
- 46:24Speaker 7: At a rod Tistrie chicken sandwich with a slice of
- 46:27Speaker 7: alocado on top last night, so freaking good.
- 46:29Speaker 14: Being obsessed with Tom Brady gay soul patches gay, you're
- 46:33Speaker 14: chinking drinking white claws gay. Every single Trader Joe's parking
- 46:38Speaker 14: lot gay.
- 46:40Speaker 5: Specifically, that's a that's an actually legit question. Is there
- 46:45Speaker 5: something in like the you know whatever, the policy of
- 46:50Speaker 5: Trader Joe. Yeah, like, do they always select places that
- 46:54Speaker 5: have terrible parking lots any spots.
- 46:58Speaker 15: Because their stores aren't enough to accommodate more people, so
- 47:02Speaker 15: they need to keep the parking lots small so the
- 47:04Speaker 15: stores don't get overrun because the stores themselves are small.
- 47:07Speaker 5: Okay, but there's plenty of okay, shopping centers, right, there's
- 47:11Speaker 5: plenty of smaller stores, but the parking lot is huge.
- 47:13Speaker 5: You can't put a Trader Joe's in one of those
- 47:15Speaker 5: shopping centers where okay, your footprint, your square footage of
- 47:19Speaker 5: the store is whatever you.
- 47:20Speaker 4: Would have, but the parking lot is well.
- 47:23Speaker 5: The other reason is normal parking lot.
- 47:25Speaker 10: They're usually in.
- 47:25Speaker 3: The middle of like big cities instead of like out
- 47:28Speaker 3: where like a super target would be, and there's just
- 47:30Speaker 3: no space. But it's for real, it's not a theory.
- 47:33Speaker 3: It's not conspiracy theory.
- 47:35Speaker 4: Are everywhere certain Trader Joe's I will avoid because of their.
- 47:38Speaker 10: Parts, But it is done on purpose. They've said that
- 47:41Speaker 10: it is.
- 47:42Speaker 5: This is a great location, you know, but the parking
- 47:45Speaker 5: lots just too convenient. So we want to make an
- 47:47Speaker 5: annoying and we're going to try to find somewhere else.
- 47:49Speaker 7: There's one I know of in Granada Hills that has
- 47:53Speaker 7: a massive parking lot.
- 47:55Speaker 5: Let's see how about this Five things that a grown
- 47:57Speaker 5: man could do.
- 47:58Speaker 17: That's way more gay than sucking other man's vaping.
- 48:01Speaker 3: What are you twelve.
- 48:03Speaker 17: Crust off your pep and ja Sammy's get a pack
- 48:06Speaker 17: of reds like an adult.
- 48:08Speaker 5: Pussy shots fired, Greg, Yeah, I'm apologetic both.
- 48:15Speaker 4: So Yeah, it's called being an addict.
- 48:17Speaker 17: Having a favorite drink at Starbucks.
- 48:19Speaker 3: Could you imagine your dad walking in going Yo.
- 48:22Speaker 17: Take a machiatta with frosting, he takes a sip, he
- 48:25Speaker 17: gets that on his nose.
- 48:26Speaker 5: Pussy percent. I can't imagine my dad knowing any drink
- 48:33Speaker 5: at Starbucks with frost.
- 48:37Speaker 3: I can't imagine that. No way, it's coffee. Driving the speedlam.
- 48:41Speaker 17: As a grown man, you should have places to be
- 48:44Speaker 17: if you're out on the goddamn road, Are you seriously
- 48:46Speaker 17: gonna let a sign tell you how fast you should
- 48:48Speaker 17: be driving?
- 48:49Speaker 3: Pussy? Yeah, this guy is one man.
- 48:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 48:56Speaker 5: Sometimes I wonder, like, are you just out for like
- 48:57Speaker 5: a casual, relaxing drive.
- 48:59Speaker 3: Yeah, just to see what's going on in the neighborhood.
- 49:02Speaker 17: Not returning your shopping cart I have said this a
- 49:05Speaker 17: million times, But not returning your shopping car cruise and
- 49:08Speaker 17: not only are you worthless and a piece of it
- 49:11Speaker 17: proves that you're not a contributing member to society.
- 49:14Speaker 3: You're a loser, dude. Put back where you got it. Mom,
- 49:17Speaker 3: you don't work.
- 49:17Speaker 5: Here's the way. I'm out of time.
- 49:18Speaker 3: Thank you. We've heard that one. Nice.
- 49:22Speaker 4: Is he purposely listening to some song in the background.
- 49:25Speaker 5: Yeah, I tried to cut as much of it out
- 49:27Speaker 5: like I used am I A. I tried to Uh,
- 49:30Speaker 5: I tried. I tried to drop it because the song
- 49:32Speaker 5: was super loud in his video.
- 49:35Speaker 3: That's what you got it down to.
- 49:36Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, see now that's a good use of
- 49:39Speaker 5: AI right there. Yeah, you can pop that clip in
- 49:42Speaker 5: AI and you can reduce some of these videos.
- 49:45Speaker 3: Man.
- 49:45Speaker 7: Yeah, so loud music, so even hear what the hell
- 49:48Speaker 7: you're saying because the mix on your phone sounds different
- 49:50Speaker 7: than actually like other speakers.
- 49:52Speaker 4: Have the music too loud in your video?
- 49:53Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, he show so.
- 50:04Speaker 5: The people over at Dodge announced Davidsuld to recall on
- 50:08Speaker 5: a bunch of the RAM twenty five hundred pickup trucks. Apparently,
- 50:13Speaker 5: some of the trucks are too fast.
- 50:16Speaker 3: For the tires that they came with powerful too fast.
- 50:24Speaker 5: According to the notice, the tires of the truck have
- 50:26Speaker 5: a top speed of one hundred and six miles an hour,
- 50:28Speaker 5: but the trucks that they were put on have the
- 50:31Speaker 5: ability to drive much faster than that, and the truck
- 50:34Speaker 5: goes too fast to the tires you know, yeah, get damaged
- 50:38Speaker 5: and could lead to an accent. The good news is
- 50:40Speaker 5: that no accents so far have been reported, so it's
- 50:42Speaker 5: a preemptive, preemptive thing. What's the big thing with trucks now, like, who's.
- 50:47Speaker 3: What do you mean right?
- 50:50Speaker 5: What's the cool truck truck? What's the hot truck right now?
- 50:53Speaker 5: I know there was always the traditional battle between Ford
- 50:56Speaker 5: and Dodge, Ford and Chevy.
- 50:59Speaker 7: Yeah, I always wanted the Ford F one fifty. Then
- 51:02Speaker 7: I don't know what the hot truck is.
- 51:04Speaker 5: Then the whole hemmy thing came into the advertising picture.
- 51:07Speaker 10: At Silverado for a while too.
- 51:09Speaker 3: I remember that being yeah, oh, you.
- 51:11Speaker 5: Know who we should let me get Let me a
- 51:14Speaker 5: dumbass Tyler. Yeah, the expert, he's the he's the guy,
- 51:17Speaker 5: a truck guy. He's the truck guy. It's how he
- 51:18Speaker 5: got his nickname, dumbass Tyler. He got himself into a crazy,
- 51:22Speaker 5: well at the time, a crazy expensive lease, just to
- 51:24Speaker 5: get a truck. He doesn't really do truck stuff. But
- 51:27Speaker 5: he got the truck anyway.
- 51:28Speaker 7: And he has five brothers, they might have trucks.
- 51:30Speaker 5: Yeah, what's the what's the cool truck right now?
- 51:33Speaker 3: Uh?
- 51:33Speaker 7: If I had to guess, it's probably still.
- 51:35Speaker 3: Yes, you're supposed to be the authority on this, dude.
- 51:37Speaker 4: I haven't driven a truck since I got rid of
- 51:39Speaker 4: that one like six years ago.
- 51:42Speaker 3: So but if I had to say, yeah, probably the
- 51:43Speaker 3: F one fifty.
- 51:44Speaker 4: Still the same thing.
- 51:45Speaker 3: The classic.
- 51:46Speaker 4: It's a classic.
- 51:46Speaker 3: You can't go wrong with it. Three fifty anything else? Yeah, I'm.
- 51:52Speaker 7: The best selling right now is F one fifty. But
- 51:55Speaker 7: what's cool Lightning?
- 51:57Speaker 4: Probably that then if that's the number one.
- 51:59Speaker 10: Yeah, But the Raptor is cool. That's what I hear
- 52:02Speaker 10: a lot about it. The cool is.
- 52:05Speaker 4: The talk among the chicks. The guy's got one of those.
- 52:09Speaker 7: My man has a Raptor Toyota Tacoma. It's top selling.
- 52:13Speaker 3: Well, and then they list the twenty twenty six Ram
- 52:16Speaker 3: fifteen hundred tungsten because that's the top design leader. It
- 52:19Speaker 3: looks the coolest, and then the Rivian.
- 52:21Speaker 5: I think they're cool, like I would see, here's the thing.
- 52:24Speaker 5: I think trucks like pickup trucks and stuff are cool,
- 52:27Speaker 5: Like I would like to have one, Like I think
- 52:29Speaker 5: it'd be cool. I would drive one. I would totally
- 52:30Speaker 5: drive on the same way. I don't think I could
- 52:32Speaker 5: pull off a bald shaved head, you know, if you
- 52:36Speaker 5: have to have the right head for it. Well, no, no,
- 52:39Speaker 5: it's not part of I'm saying, like the same way
- 52:40Speaker 5: that you have to have the right head to pull
- 52:42Speaker 5: off the shaved head. I wouldn't look right driving a
- 52:46Speaker 5: pickup truck. Pickup just dork. Yeah, in a pickup. I
- 52:51Speaker 5: don't do pick up. I don't do.
- 52:52Speaker 3: Pickup truck stuff.
- 52:54Speaker 2: Right.
- 52:54Speaker 5: It's like wearing car hard not doing car hard stuff.
- 52:57Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like clothing. You see something that is really awesome.
- 53:00Speaker 3: But I can't, Like I could wear steel toad boots.
- 53:03Speaker 3: I could.
- 53:04Speaker 5: Why what I'm not doing steel toad stuff.
- 53:08Speaker 3: Beam isn't going to land on your foot?
- 53:12Speaker 5: Yeah, no way, Yeah, I just I mean they look cool.
- 53:16Speaker 5: Like my dad, he drives a truck. He's got like
- 53:20Speaker 5: in that world. Oh yeah, but he does like, you know,
- 53:22Speaker 5: truck stuff. He's on horses and horse trailers and you know,
- 53:26Speaker 5: bales of you know, hay and straw and things like that.
- 53:29Speaker 4: And even living a you know, normal, boring suburban life.
- 53:32Speaker 4: Trucks are the most handy vehicle to have. Every house
- 53:36Speaker 4: should have one, it should.
- 53:39Speaker 5: I think you need something that has more capacity than
- 53:41Speaker 5: just a sedan. Yes, So, whether that's an suv or
- 53:45Speaker 5: it's every.
- 53:46Speaker 4: Once in a blue moon, you're buying something that's just
- 53:48Speaker 4: too big for a car. You need a truck.
- 53:50Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it when you go to a place.
- 53:53Speaker 5: When I lived in Oregon, people would call anything that
- 53:57Speaker 5: wasn't a car, like a sedan, a truck. So like, oh,
- 54:00Speaker 5: my truck is like, it's a suv.
- 54:02Speaker 7: Yeah, that's an edition.
- 54:04Speaker 5: That's kind of like how in you know, Alabama, it
- 54:08Speaker 5: doesn't matter what the soft drink get. Everything's a coke, right,
- 54:13Speaker 5: But they called also big you know, uh in Oregon,
- 54:16Speaker 5: it's a rig. They'll say my rig. Yeah, it's also
- 54:19Speaker 5: an suv.
- 54:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, what my rig? My rig would be
- 54:24Speaker 4: sedan as well?
- 54:25Speaker 5: Or just no, no, no, it's just just just a truck.
- 54:28Speaker 4: At least that makes sense.
- 54:29Speaker 5: Yeah, well, ram truck recall because just too fast.
- 54:34Speaker 2: Oh.
- 54:34Speaker 5: The other piece of truck news, if you got yourself
- 54:37Speaker 5: a lifted truck. They're warning people because gas thieves are
- 54:41Speaker 5: targeting you because it's easier to drill into the tank
- 54:45Speaker 5: because it's already it's already lifted up.
- 54:49Speaker 7: Yeah, that's where we're at.
- 54:50Speaker 3: This is so like mad Max. So yeah, bandits yeah yeah.
- 54:54Speaker 5: This one guy said the gas heisters hit his truck
- 54:57Speaker 5: last week. He was one of three people in his
- 54:59Speaker 5: neighborhood on the same night. Yeah, ten vehicles in his
- 55:02Speaker 5: neighborhood already had been hit, and they said the repair
- 55:06Speaker 5: is right around between fifteen hundred and two thousand dollars.
- 55:10Speaker 5: That must be such an not to mention if they
- 55:11Speaker 5: take all the gas out of the tank. I mean,
- 55:13Speaker 5: you know there's another seven thousand dollars.
- 55:16Speaker 7: Good God, but like steal gas and like I don't know,
- 55:20Speaker 7: and then put it back into another vehicle. That must
- 55:22Speaker 7: be such a pain.
- 55:23Speaker 3: Totally.
- 55:24Speaker 4: You've gotta siphon it your mouth that I told you.
- 55:27Speaker 7: What I would a TV station. I try to siphon
- 55:29Speaker 7: out the gas out of the the the TV station vehicle.
- 55:33Speaker 7: I couldn't get it out.
- 55:35Speaker 4: I always wondered if I kind of always wanted to
- 55:37Speaker 4: try it though.
- 55:38Speaker 3: Like the with the hose out. Yeah, yeah, it get going.
- 55:42Speaker 5: I've done siphoning and let me tell you what happened
- 55:44Speaker 5: when I was at that boarding school. You had to
- 55:47Speaker 5: split up all these different responsibilities around the school, and
- 55:49Speaker 5: so like you wanted one of these, like because every day,
- 55:52Speaker 5: uh they would call it morning show. Actually go find
- 55:55Speaker 5: go figure and morning show is basically clean the campus.
- 55:59Speaker 5: So it was vacuumting all the floors and all the
- 56:01Speaker 5: buildings and wiping down all the stuff and dusting and
- 56:04Speaker 5: all that kind of crap. On Saturday, it would be
- 56:06Speaker 5: a more in depth one. And that's when one of
- 56:09Speaker 5: the responsibilities and this is one.
- 56:10Speaker 4: That you wanted.
- 56:11Speaker 5: Either on trash, which was great. Trash was awesome. Why
- 56:15Speaker 5: Why Because all it was was like just taking the
- 56:17Speaker 5: bags down to the big dumpster and we'd throw them
- 56:19Speaker 5: from like halfway down a hill into the big giant
- 56:23Speaker 5: you know. That was that was more fun than running
- 56:25Speaker 5: in a vacuum you know, or dusting you know. And
- 56:29Speaker 5: the other one that everybody wanted because it was chill
- 56:31Speaker 5: and you can make that last the entire time was
- 56:34Speaker 5: cleaning the fish tank that was in the kind of
- 56:36Speaker 5: like the living room there. So I got a sign
- 56:39Speaker 5: that and the way you had to clean it was
- 56:43Speaker 5: you had to get the water down in the aquarium.
- 56:45Speaker 5: So there was a they had a siphon hose, and
- 56:48Speaker 5: so I had never done this before, and I'm like, well,
- 56:51Speaker 5: what are you supposed to do? And they were telling me,
- 56:53Speaker 5: I go all right, because it had kind of like
- 56:55Speaker 5: a bigger like a penis pumplkin kind of end and
- 56:59Speaker 5: then and then a little plastic too, like a beer
- 57:01Speaker 5: boon kind of thing, but instead of a big funnel
- 57:03Speaker 5: on one, and it was kind of like like the
- 57:04Speaker 5: thing that you put over your penis for a penis
- 57:06Speaker 5: punk right, like a cylinder, like a cylinder kind of thing.
- 57:10Speaker 5: And then you put that in the tank and you
- 57:12Speaker 5: and then the water it would create so you could
- 57:14Speaker 5: you could drain the tank easier. Dude. The tank water
- 57:18Speaker 5: got in my mouth so bad the first time I
- 57:21Speaker 5: did it. It was it was do the fish stay.
- 57:25Speaker 4: In and that you just yeah, lower, Yeah, it is lower,
- 57:28Speaker 4: and that way you can scrub the side or get
- 57:30Speaker 4: all the green stuff all the side. That seems like
- 57:32Speaker 4: that would be the worst, Troy. No, it was great, man,
- 57:36Speaker 4: it was great.
- 57:36Speaker 5: That's the one you really wanted because you like, again,
- 57:38Speaker 5: you could you could stretch it the entire time, va.
- 57:42Speaker 3: The entire time. Then that sucks.
- 57:45Speaker 7: Then you also have to clean the rest of the
- 57:46Speaker 7: tank and stuff. The only reason I know a lot
- 57:48Speaker 7: about it is because my dad was really in a
- 57:49Speaker 7: fish tank for like twenty years. Yeah, so much so
- 57:52Speaker 7: that he would buy so many because when you buy fish,
- 57:55Speaker 7: you're not supposed to buy like a large amount at
- 57:58Speaker 7: the same time because they have to kind of get along,
- 58:00Speaker 7: you know. My dad would go to the store and
- 58:02Speaker 7: they're like, sir, we can't sell you any more fish,
- 58:04Speaker 7: and then so you cut off and he goes all right,
- 58:06Speaker 7: and then we would get in the car and we'd
- 58:08Speaker 7: go across town to the other fish store and buy
- 58:10Speaker 7: more fish.
- 58:10Speaker 3: Sopping he's fish shopping.
- 58:13Speaker 7: Yeah, and that place never cut him off well because
- 58:17Speaker 7: they didn't know about each other.
- 58:18Speaker 3: It's like a crackhead like doctor shopping.
- 58:21Speaker 7: And then so and then you put them in the
- 58:22Speaker 7: bags on top of the fish tank and then kind
- 58:24Speaker 7: of get used to each other and stuff.
- 58:26Speaker 5: Helped my buddy move recently. He had a huge fish
- 58:28Speaker 5: tank that he had the siphon tank. Water got in
- 58:30Speaker 5: his mouth as well. It was hilarious and go down.
- 58:34Speaker 4: It was not to be hyperbolic, but when they siphon
- 58:37Speaker 4: gas and movies, and they do the hose and then
- 58:38Speaker 4: they get them in their mouth and spit it out.
- 58:40Speaker 4: It seems to me like that could kill you.
- 58:46Speaker 7: You ingest it?
- 58:46Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that tank water was not good.
- 58:50Speaker 3: What would you rather have by accident, the tank water
- 58:53Speaker 3: or the gasoline?
- 58:54Speaker 4: Tank water and gasoline?
- 58:56Speaker 3: Yeah, but it happens, said it happened.
- 59:00Speaker 5: Oh, I know, But I like tank water. I feel
- 59:02Speaker 5: like I can survive. It's pretty much like lake gasoline.
- 59:04Speaker 3: At least the word water is in it. Yeah.
- 59:07Speaker 5: No, dog my kid got My daughter got a fish
- 59:11Speaker 5: from a kid's birthday party a year and a half ago.
- 59:15Speaker 5: It's still a lot, and you save those instead of
- 59:17Speaker 5: getting gift bags party bags they gave all these kids,
- 59:21Speaker 5: and so my wife and I we were out of
- 59:22Speaker 5: town when she was at this party, and it was
- 59:25Speaker 5: the babysitter who allowed it.
- 59:26Speaker 3: No, that's two thumbs down as a gift bag.
- 59:29Speaker 7: Is it a goldfish or like a beita fish?
- 59:31Speaker 4: What is it? Yeah, it's a little while, I'm assuming
- 59:32Speaker 4: it's goldfish.
- 59:33Speaker 7: It's like those things can.
- 59:35Speaker 3: Last four every Can you imagine as a parent giving
- 59:38Speaker 3: out pets to the children at the party.
- 59:40Speaker 5: I thought fish were only supposed to live like two weeks.
- 59:43Speaker 4: I had goldfish and I think they lived probably like
- 59:48Speaker 4: five years.
- 59:48Speaker 5: See I know goldfish.
- 59:51Speaker 3: AI says, with proper care, they can live ten to
- 59:53Speaker 3: fifteen years.
- 59:53Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 59:54Speaker 5: While my brother he had a fish that he got
- 59:58Speaker 5: from the fair and my parents have this thing way
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: after he left the house, and it grew pretty big
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: and it did last I don't know, not not fifteen years,
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: but it was probably closer to ten years.
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: Well, like they say, they'll grow to the size that
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: you want to feed up.
- 1:00:13Speaker 5: And I knew that it happened every once in a
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: while something like that because my brother's fish. But I
- 1:00:19Speaker 5: thought the average was like two weeks.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: I guess if you don't care about.
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: It, maybe you're thinking of the retention span as like
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: three seconds.
- 1:00:26Speaker 7: Unless you're like my dabbery and you buy like fifteen
- 1:00:29Speaker 7: out of the right then they kill each other eight.
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: When you get gas in your mouth, it burns almost
- 1:00:35Speaker 5: like an acid burn. Yeah, no, thanks more what he
- 1:00:38Speaker 5: shows next away.
- 1:00:40Speaker 3: It's not like Thrilling for Me.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: Is a show.
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: I just remember we were talking about sea Basses text band.
- 1:00:57Speaker 5: Oh yeah yeah, and again just to just to recap,
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: he was sending like unnecessary replies to people who weren't
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: even being like douchey.
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: There is a normal text question and requests.
- 1:01:11Speaker 5: Or which is I mean, that's quite frankly, it just
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: it's just bad customer service.
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: Yeah, Like so many people would reply back like my
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: bad didn't mean.
- 1:01:18Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And it's not like anybody's offended or whatever.
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: It's not what it was about.
- 1:01:22Speaker 5: It's just about, you know, the people who are down
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: and cool with the show and whatever. We're gonna be
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: down and cool with those people. The people who are
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: douchey and you know, just hateless thing it or whatever,
- 1:01:32Speaker 5: you could say whatever you want to them. We've had
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: a number of conversations. It wasn't a one off thing,
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: and so we decided to give a Sea Bass a
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: little time out from the text while we discuss uh,
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: while we discussed an action plan moving forward with how
- 1:01:45Speaker 5: we're going to respond to people who are just being
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: nice and participating in the show the way we've asked
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: them to. Now, what I found really funny. So when
- 1:01:54Speaker 5: we talked about it yesterday, there was the response to
- 1:01:59Speaker 5: the initial banning conversation that I read. Remember the guy
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: that was like, you know, really uh standing for for
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: Sea Mass, Yes, and I read it. Remember his terrible
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: verbiage and everything else. I read it word for word. Well,
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: they replied to the video that Vaughn posted yesterday as
- 1:02:19Speaker 5: we were discussing it. I've already said a message addressing
- 1:02:23Speaker 5: this to the Woody Show, and you all ignore it.
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: We read your message, all the messages, we read yours,
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: and this is what I'm talking about. Like, dude, the
- 1:02:32Speaker 5: public has lost their mind for the most part. And
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: if you're not one of those people, you know exactly
- 1:02:37Speaker 5: what I'm talking about. And if you're going what that,
- 1:02:39Speaker 5: you're the problem because people have gone insane.
- 1:02:44Speaker 4: They really have.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:02:45Speaker 5: Sea Mass is the backbone of the show, and I
- 1:02:47Speaker 5: really hope he takes his entertainment elsewhere.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: Dude, we don't this has gotten.
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: Remember we've talked about there's there's a weird energy in
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: the world of late and I know a lot of
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: people are on it, and so I'm kind of chalking
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: it up to some of that stuff, you know, like, uh,
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: high cost of living and things. Things are stressful, and
- 1:03:09Speaker 5: that's fine. I guess if you know, like it's fine,
- 1:03:12Speaker 5: we're not you could say whatever whatever you need to. Yeah,
- 1:03:16Speaker 5: but I just I just find it interesting. I just
- 1:03:19Speaker 5: find it interesting that people will get so crazy on
- 1:03:23Speaker 5: something so unimportant.
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: And when it's not even based in reality. He said,
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: you're ignoring him that well, and it's and his emotional
- 1:03:32Speaker 4: he didn't hear it.
- 1:03:33Speaker 5: Yeah, but the period, Yeah, okay, so you're not listening
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: at all times. I do understand that. But like we
- 1:03:38Speaker 5: didn't ignore it, we read it word for word. But
- 1:03:42Speaker 5: the the other part, just in general, like when you
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: see things that are happening in the way that people
- 1:03:48Speaker 5: comment and we're defending, like you're you're fine with Sea
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: Bass making rude comments to people who didn't say anything or.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: Didn't do anything rude.
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: But in this particular case, I'm the bad guy because
- 1:04:04Speaker 5: I'm you know, saying, hey, let's be nice to the
- 1:04:06Speaker 5: listeners who are nice.
- 1:04:08Speaker 3: I'm the bad guy. You're speaking for the people.
- 1:04:11Speaker 5: I'm okay with being the bad guy. Just it's just
- 1:04:13Speaker 5: more of like an observation of it's a weird energy.
- 1:04:15Speaker 3: It is.
- 1:04:16Speaker 4: It's not even that you're the how do I phrase this,
- 1:04:20Speaker 4: Not that you're the bad guy, but it's it's just
- 1:04:22Speaker 4: the right history or whatever they like.
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: If you just if you read through all the comments,
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: the comments and stuff like you.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: Know, free seedbacks.
- 1:04:33Speaker 7: Make you posted what what he's in a hall. It's like, again,
- 1:04:39Speaker 7: I'm fine.
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: Like I've said it before, you are free to call
- 1:04:42Speaker 5: me or say anything you want about me, as long
- 1:04:44Speaker 5: as it's based on something I've said or I've done.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: So I have.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: I was the one that banned Sea Bass, gave m
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: time out because we've had this conversation about you know,
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: being unnecessarily rude to people who are not not worthy
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: of a rude response, and so I did that. So
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: if that makes me whatever it is and you're that's fine.
- 1:05:00Speaker 5: The same way if you want to call me a
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: racist or a homophobe or whatever, that's fine based on
- 1:05:04Speaker 5: something I've actually done or said, and that's how you've interpreted.
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: I am a thousand percent fine with that. I just
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: think it's interesting that you know, you come down on
- 1:05:14Speaker 5: the side of, hey, let's be nice to the listeners
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: who are listening to the show and not just save
- 1:05:20Speaker 5: it for the people who are dicks.
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: That's fine.
- 1:05:22Speaker 5: I'm not saying don't be ever, don't ever say anything
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: to anybody you can't unload on on the actual Jack
- 1:05:28Speaker 5: on the Crossroads type people or Greg's Inmatury replies to
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: text messages. I guess it's just more of like a
- 1:05:35Speaker 5: call out a wellness check for society. I just I
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: just I see a lot of that kind of stuff
- 1:05:42Speaker 5: and I'm wondering, what's going on.
- 1:05:44Speaker 7: Well, you got to join fun, guys.
- 1:05:48Speaker 5: If everybody is in favor, if everybody's in favor of
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: reinstating Sea Bass, if this is what the listeners are there,
- 1:05:54Speaker 5: we can handle it. We're not pussies like nobody said.
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: Nobody said you're pussies. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: I had nothing to do with nobody said the audience.
- 1:06:04Speaker 5: Nothing with the insensitivity training for a particlarly correct where
- 1:06:06Speaker 5: it's just like hey, man, like you know, like just
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: I don't even know about that. I don't I don't
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: know the right word. Yeah, yeah right.
- 1:06:14Speaker 16: It's like answering the phones. I don't want to be
- 1:06:16Speaker 16: a on the phone because I'm representing a show.
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: Yeah, if you just answer the phone? What what?
- 1:06:21Speaker 7: What?
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: What?
- 1:06:22Speaker 4: What the f do you want?
- 1:06:23Speaker 16: That comes off as we are all mean.
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: I would have a conversation with Morgan like hey, can
- 1:06:26Speaker 5: we not answer the phones with you know what?
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: And everybody, what do you want?
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: Everyone.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: What do you want if everyone else getting dogged by
- 1:06:33Speaker 3: Sea Bass and Sea Bass put your name on it. Yeah,
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: that's all simple. Yeah, that's all. You could say whatever
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: you want if you own it.
- 1:06:40Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the solution to all of it.
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: But he can't do it.
- 1:06:43Speaker 7: Yeah, that was my number one thing to sign it.
- 1:06:46Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm fine.
- 1:06:47Speaker 7: I don't care what he says.
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: He and we we blocked him because he wasn't here.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: I didn't know where the hell he was to have
- 1:06:53Speaker 5: the conversation. We were like, hey, bring him in. I
- 1:06:54Speaker 5: want to talk about this because he's always picking these
- 1:06:56Speaker 5: fights and he does and you know, uh, he made
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: the point in his argument yesterday.
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: Where is he right now? For example, But.
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: He made the points like no, a lot of times
- 1:07:08Speaker 5: I am responding with it, and he does, and that's fine,
- 1:07:10Speaker 5: that's all good. Just don't pick unnecessary fights.
- 1:07:13Speaker 4: And it's generally like some sort of scientific debate that
- 1:07:16Speaker 4: he'll go back and forth for hours with somebody.
- 1:07:20Speaker 5: Or you know, just just something you know, ridiculous and unnecessary.
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: And we're just trying to have you know, a nice
- 1:07:27Speaker 5: We're trying to have a nice relationship with the people
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: who are nice and who are cool and supportive of
- 1:07:31Speaker 5: the show's all.
- 1:07:32Speaker 4: But apparently being nice to people who are nice means
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: you're a pussy.
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: But it.
- 1:07:40Speaker 5: Just goes back to my question about just kind of
- 1:07:42Speaker 5: the weird, just the just the weird energy, and how
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: do you overcome that?
- 1:07:48Speaker 4: How do we how do we change that?
- 1:07:51Speaker 5: Not I mean not us, but I'm saying, as a
- 1:07:53Speaker 5: as a people, as a society, how do we change
- 1:07:56Speaker 5: some of that? Because if the answer is not being
- 1:07:59Speaker 5: nice or not trying to be nice to each other
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: and just allowing everybody to unload on people who aren't
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: asking for it, what's the answer.
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: I'm going to work this theory. It started maybe when
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: remember when the shoplifting was so out of control and
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: a lot of people instead of being angry at the shoplifters, ah,
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: these companies can afford it. Right, Why exactly again, wrong
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: side of history? Why are you coming down on the
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: wrong side?
- 1:08:26Speaker 3: I think that's a big part of it. I also
- 1:08:28Speaker 3: think it's just commenting to people, to anonymous, faceless strangers online.
- 1:08:32Speaker 3: It's just like I could say anything, it doesn't mean anything.
- 1:08:34Speaker 5: That's that's a good point too. There is a I
- 1:08:38Speaker 5: want to say, it's Greece as a country that they
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: are trying to pass something that makes it illegal, like
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: you can't be anonymous on social media, online or social media.
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: Like if you're going to say something, yeah, own it.
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: Yeah I like that.
- 1:08:54Speaker 7: Yeah, that's been a big topic for quite.
- 1:08:57Speaker 5: A while now, Yeah, I like that. That seems that
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: seems fair.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: Yeah, why not own it?
- 1:09:03Speaker 5: Yeah, if you have something to say, you know, I
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: own it. Because there are a lot of people who
- 1:09:07Speaker 5: are just trolling.
- 1:09:08Speaker 3: Yeah, but they'll say, but I might get fired for
- 1:09:11Speaker 3: my job. Well, then maybe take that into consideration. Yeah,
- 1:09:13Speaker 3: you have to.
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: Did you thing about the other thing the FCC is
- 1:09:17Speaker 5: looking at doing now, the other thing being not being
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: able to be anonymous on social that's that's grease. The
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: FCC is here and they're looking to put an end
- 1:09:27Speaker 5: to intrusive robo calls. So that's how they're framing it. Okay,
- 1:09:32Speaker 5: that for decades, but none of it. Here's here's one
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: thing that they're doing. It's a it's a set of
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: new know your Customer rules. And this went up for
- 1:09:43Speaker 5: a vote at the end of April. And now, if
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: this whole thing ends up coming to fruition, the rules
- 1:09:49Speaker 5: could put an end to the burner phones as we
- 1:09:52Speaker 5: know it, So customers would be required to provide a
- 1:09:56Speaker 5: government I D, full legal name, and an existing phone
- 1:09:59Speaker 5: number to get a burner phone.
- 1:10:00Speaker 3: Damn it. Yeah.
- 1:10:04Speaker 5: Yeah, so privacy groups don't like that. They're not fans,
- 1:10:08Speaker 5: saying that the result would be identify the identity verification
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: covering one of the last semi anonymous communication tools available
- 1:10:16Speaker 5: to ordinary Americans.
- 1:10:18Speaker 7: Are already know work around on that, Yeah, I mean,
- 1:10:22Speaker 7: because there's a lot of trolling. We'll get trolling text
- 1:10:25Speaker 7: and it's from Sea Bass. And then also like online
- 1:10:30Speaker 7: phone numbers that you can get, oh yeah, like Google Voice, right, well,
- 1:10:35Speaker 7: Google Voice, and but then there's also just like straight
- 1:10:37Speaker 7: up online phone number websites that you can use for
- 1:10:41Speaker 7: text messaging.
- 1:10:42Speaker 5: That's how you're using you for scams like people show
- 1:10:46Speaker 5: Bank of America with the number that is Bank of
- 1:10:49Speaker 5: America's phone number, and you can get that show up
- 1:10:51Speaker 5: on someone's caller ID.
- 1:10:53Speaker 4: Yeah, or those damn robo calls that where they just
- 1:10:55Speaker 4: change a couple numbers, so you block one and then
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: another one comes in because they changed a couple number, right,
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: saying it could be it could be anything.
- 1:11:02Speaker 7: Yeah, there's always a way that like brand right there.
- 1:11:06Speaker 7: That's for like the hood, for like people buying stuff
- 1:11:09Speaker 7: at yeah, for people buying phones at licquer stores.
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: Well you can, you can hit us up. I assure
- 1:11:14Speaker 3: you that we get your texts.
- 1:11:15Speaker 5: You can send the text over to two to nine
- 1:11:18Speaker 5: eight seven, you can call in eight seven seven forty four.
- 1:11:21Speaker 5: Woodie is a shoe.
- 1:11:26Speaker 4: So Gina is getting her dog finally.
- 1:11:30Speaker 3: I feel like she's had it for a like wrapping
- 1:11:34Speaker 3: up there. Oh, I know you don't. You don't want
- 1:11:38Speaker 3: to see my Amazon card.
- 1:11:39Speaker 5: Before before we get to all that. So over in Germany,
- 1:11:42Speaker 5: there's this new thing popping up for people who insist
- 1:11:44Speaker 5: on bringing their pets with them to the grocery store. Okay,
- 1:11:48Speaker 5: they've introduced it's a it's a safe pet parking pad
- 1:11:51Speaker 5: and it's and it looked like those those Amazon lockers.
- 1:11:55Speaker 3: Really yeah, so like you leave your pet in one
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: of these things that kind of brilliant side the store
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: because it's like a little creep.
- 1:12:02Speaker 5: Shouldn't be bringing your stupid dog into the store. And
- 1:12:04Speaker 5: I agree, I love my dog, but I'm not bringing
- 1:12:06Speaker 5: her into store unless it's pet smart.
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: Those look like pet Co when they have the little
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: kittens for it makes.
- 1:12:13Speaker 10: Me nervous, like someone might steal my dog as she's
- 1:12:15Speaker 10: so cute.
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: Don't have your access code.
- 1:12:17Speaker 5: They're temperature controlled kennel spaces all right. The store entrance
- 1:12:21Speaker 5: it's ventilated. They're like a hygienic it's fitted with transparent panels,
- 1:12:26Speaker 5: so like they can see in and out. It's not
- 1:12:28Speaker 5: like they're in a you know. It's yeah. So the
- 1:12:31Speaker 5: owners they're able to access the kennels through an app
- 1:12:33Speaker 5: on their phone. They're given a code that ensures that
- 1:12:36Speaker 5: they're the only ones allowed to unlock the kennel that
- 1:12:38Speaker 5: the dog is in. And uh, social media so far
- 1:12:42Speaker 5: has been cool with it. I thought social media would
- 1:12:43Speaker 5: come down and be like this is this is great.
- 1:12:45Speaker 5: I think it's better than leaving the dog in the
- 1:12:48Speaker 5: car where people leave the windows up and leaving the
- 1:12:51Speaker 5: hot car or something.
- 1:12:52Speaker 3: We're letting them crap all over a grocery store.
- 1:12:54Speaker 5: Well, I don't really see them as crapping. I just
- 1:12:56Speaker 5: don't think it's it's an inappropriate place.
- 1:12:59Speaker 4: But why bring your dog to the store with you
- 1:13:01Speaker 4: just to put it in a kenne Wouldn't your dog
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: be better off just staying home?
- 1:13:05Speaker 5: Maybe you're out, you know, walk in the neighborhood and
- 1:13:07Speaker 5: you decide to pop into the store to pick up
- 1:13:09Speaker 5: a gallon of milk. Yeah, something I don't know.
- 1:13:12Speaker 4: I see no wrong with this.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: I've never been in.
- 1:13:14Speaker 5: A situation where I'm like, man, I really need to
- 1:13:17Speaker 5: go through the store right now. I got the dog,
- 1:13:19Speaker 5: have to have the dog. I think it's just people
- 1:13:21Speaker 5: that just they bring their dog everywhere.
- 1:13:25Speaker 15: Yeah, it's going to be tempting situations though, where I
- 1:13:28Speaker 15: just have my dog with me and then I need
- 1:13:29Speaker 15: to bring her in. I mean, if I'm traveling somewhere,
- 1:13:32Speaker 15: bag she's in a bag.
- 1:13:33Speaker 10: Yeah, she's little, she's portable.
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: If you're traveling somewhere. What finish that thought?
- 1:13:37Speaker 15: Like, if I'm going somewhere for the weekend and then
- 1:13:39Speaker 15: I'm driving somewhere far and I have her in the
- 1:13:42Speaker 15: car with me, and then I need to stop and
- 1:13:43Speaker 15: go somewhere, get something or do something.
- 1:13:45Speaker 3: She's with me.
- 1:13:45Speaker 10: I have to take her.
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: But you wouldn't just leave her in the car crack
- 1:13:48Speaker 5: the window.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: Never.
- 1:13:49Speaker 10: I don't because what if it's hot or somebody steals her? No,
- 1:13:54Speaker 10: not even gas station for like thirty seconds.
- 1:13:56Speaker 3: Nope.
- 1:13:57Speaker 7: Wow, I know her dog's like three pounds bring her.
- 1:14:02Speaker 18: Yeah.
- 1:14:05Speaker 5: The point is not that it's it's just easy to bring.
- 1:14:07Speaker 5: Like it's the whole point of restaurants. There's certain places, restaurants,
- 1:14:10Speaker 5: grocery stores.
- 1:14:12Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll never do that.
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: Yeah, I've left my dog in the car for I
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: don't know, three minutes at a time, depending on the weather.
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: Never on a hot day.
- 1:14:20Speaker 5: Now, let's discuss Gina and this quote dog quote that
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: she's getting this this her new cat, new bunny.
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, by her.
- 1:14:31Speaker 5: New cat that identifies as a dog.
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, it's de Tulier. Yeah.
- 1:14:38Speaker 5: Okay, First of all, the name right right, it's not
- 1:14:41Speaker 5: a real name of a dog, right, Cotton, What did
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: you determine what's the what's the minimum weight for an animal.
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: To be considered a dog?
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: I'm saying I would personally pounds.
- 1:14:57Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to know if this is yours. It
- 1:15:00Speaker 5: was left on the printer. Tyler brought it in. Tyler
- 1:15:05Speaker 5: brought it in thinking that it was something that I
- 1:15:07Speaker 5: printed out, the ten week puppy daily routine chart.
- 1:15:12Speaker 4: Is this yours?
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: Okay, I printed. I thought it didn't print.
- 1:15:18Speaker 4: Oh it printed. It printed like four times.
- 1:15:21Speaker 3: What's wrong with it.
- 1:15:23Speaker 5: Okay, dude, it's a dog, and she's treating this thing
- 1:15:28Speaker 5: as if it's an infant.
- 1:15:29Speaker 3: Like a person researched.
- 1:15:32Speaker 5: Okay, so you want to hear what this calls for.
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: I'm wondering if it includes what Gina has said that
- 1:15:38Speaker 4: made it the most Like she's having a baby, no dog. Yeah,
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: I might have to put it down for a nap.
- 1:15:43Speaker 5: So I told you that my my sister did when
- 1:15:46Speaker 5: she had her first dog, before she had kids. She
- 1:15:48Speaker 5: was practicing with this dog and like, oh well, Oscar
- 1:15:51Speaker 5: is napping. It got to be quite like it's a dog.
- 1:15:53Speaker 3: They said that when they're that little, you have to
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: put in a quiet room and perhaps put on a
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: white north Here's okay.
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: I just want to I want to stand in for
- 1:16:02Speaker 5: the record. I want to stay it for the record.
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: I I do love dogs. I love my dog. I
- 1:16:06Speaker 5: was suicide packed with my dog.
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it.
- 1:16:09Speaker 5: I love there. They're sweet and everything else.
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: They're miracles.
- 1:16:11Speaker 5: But like, let's keep it like under keep some perspective here.
- 1:16:16Speaker 3: Can I just say one thing before this starts. When
- 1:16:19Speaker 3: I'm into anything, I go all in, like I want
- 1:16:23Speaker 3: to know everything, how to do it like that, whatever,
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: you're about to read. I will admit it's going up
- 1:16:27Speaker 3: on the fridge.
- 1:16:28Speaker 5: So whatever I'm about to read, you know exactly.
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: I know, but I'm saying for everyone else, this is
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: going to be like, Okay, here's what it says.
- 1:16:33Speaker 5: Okay, and of this document ten week puppy daily routine chart,
- 1:16:39Speaker 5: this is humiliating than it's going to be her entire personality. Kay,
- 1:16:47Speaker 5: let's start with morning sixty five. Oh yeah, it's a schedule.
- 1:16:56Speaker 3: It's a schedule. That's sad.
- 1:16:58Speaker 5: Okay, babe, let's hear it's a dog.
- 1:17:01Speaker 7: It's a puppy dog.
- 1:17:03Speaker 5: All right, here we go, six forty five, Wake and potty,
- 1:17:09Speaker 5: Like you're gonna wake the dog up?
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: Well it's time to get up. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: I think you're supposed to counter at seven am.
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: That's why they say let sleeping dogs.
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: Lie seven to twenty, potty seven thirty to eight fifteen,
- 1:17:22Speaker 5: play slash training eight fifteen to ten am. Nap number
- 1:17:27Speaker 5: one nap.
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: They're sleep like twenty hours a day.
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: But let the dog be just like it's gonna nap,
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: but a nap, like if it's gonna be awake, let
- 1:17:34Speaker 5: it be awake.
- 1:17:35Speaker 7: That's away who's even doing this?
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: She's okay, mid mid morning, We're at ten am potty,
- 1:17:43Speaker 5: ten fifteen to eleven play slash training, eleven am potty
- 1:17:48Speaker 5: and wind down and.
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: Wind is the dog?
- 1:17:52Speaker 5: Yeah, eleven to twelve thirty nap number two. Now we're
- 1:17:58Speaker 5: to afternoon twelve thirty Wake and potty, one PM lunch,
- 1:18:03Speaker 5: one twenty potty, one thirty two fifteen play slash enrichment
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: in Richmond.
- 1:18:10Speaker 3: What do you think that could be? Two fifteen to
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: three fifteen NAP number three.
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: Maybe in Richmond is meeting other dolls?
- 1:18:16Speaker 5: Three fifteen Wake and potty, three thirty potty three forty
- 1:18:20Speaker 5: five to five pm calm play and bonding.
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: Oh, is it still getting time for itself? Five?
- 1:18:27Speaker 5: Five pm NAP number four short nap. Now we're into
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: the evening.
- 1:18:32Speaker 4: You guys got to eat.
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: Yeah, five thirty Wake and potty, six thirty dinner, six
- 1:18:39Speaker 5: fifty potty, seven to eight pm light play in training,
- 1:18:43Speaker 5: eight to nine pm. NAP number five, nine pm, Wake
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: and potty. Nine pm to ten fifteen calm time, snuggles,
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: chew toys, snuggles, night routine ten forty five to eleven
- 1:18:59Speaker 5: PM five an old potty. Later you supposed to be
- 1:19:02Speaker 5: eleven pm. Crate for sleep overnight, three thirty am, potty break,
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: no play, dark quiet, back to create immediately.
- 1:19:12Speaker 7: Does anybody work six.
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: And start day again? This makes me want to put
- 1:19:20Speaker 5: a gun in my nose.
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: Look, I asked, Ai, what do you How do you
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: know when to do anything? I don't know. I'm happy
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: to say I don't know, so a I said, would
- 1:19:28Speaker 3: you like a schedule? I said, that sounds cool?
- 1:19:30Speaker 5: You know what this says the the humans who are
- 1:19:33Speaker 5: having human babies and they get baby wipe warmers and
- 1:19:36Speaker 5: all these other things that are unnecessary.
- 1:19:38Speaker 3: You don't need.
- 1:19:40Speaker 5: This is so extra and over the top.
- 1:19:42Speaker 4: I mean, I've puppy. I've only had dogs. I've never
- 1:19:45Speaker 4: had a puppy. Do they pee every four minutes a lot?
- 1:19:48Speaker 3: I mean the bladders are like a teaspoon.
- 1:19:51Speaker 4: Well, like this one was basically a list of ten.
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: Things two months old, and you got years later, right, huh?
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: You didn't get yours until how many months?
- 1:20:03Speaker 5: Let's see. I don't think it was that long. I'd
- 1:20:09Speaker 5: have to look.
- 1:20:09Speaker 3: But this is a brand new off the lot puppy.
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: I'm just trying to do it right, guys. Sorry Gina,
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: is this the.
- 1:20:17Speaker 10: Most organized you've ever been in your life?
- 1:20:19Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing. Like I said, when I'm really
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: into something, I go hard on it. So I'm just trying.
- 1:20:25Speaker 3: And I know I'm the only one that's in the
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: house that's going to follow this. That's why I'm hoping
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: that putting it on the fridge will help.
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: Morgan.
- 1:20:31Speaker 5: Yes, on a scale of one to ten. I know
- 1:20:34Speaker 5: how much you love rating things on a scale of
- 1:20:35Speaker 5: one to ten. What do you give the ten week
- 1:20:37Speaker 5: puppy daily Routine chart?
- 1:20:39Speaker 2: Like?
- 1:20:39Speaker 16: Rating it in terms of liking it?
- 1:20:41Speaker 4: One, it's super lame.
- 1:20:43Speaker 3: Okay, it's really.
- 1:20:44Speaker 5: Cool, you know.
- 1:20:46Speaker 10: I do what you gotta do.
- 1:20:48Speaker 16: I love that you care, but it's just sad. I'm
- 1:20:50Speaker 16: gonna go like three point five.
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: Sorry, just because, sorry to disappoint you.
- 1:20:56Speaker 16: I don't I don't know, and then the in parentheses
- 1:20:59Speaker 16: sure nap, long nap.
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't write that A I said, would you
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: like a schedule? I said yes?
- 1:21:06Speaker 16: And your husband and your kid are going to be
- 1:21:07Speaker 16: okay with following this.
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: Well, I mean, or they can clean up pee all
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: over the house. I don't know. I'm just trying to
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: do whatever you're supposed to do. I don't know. I've
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: never done this before.
- 1:21:16Speaker 16: It's supposed to be fun, like just get a dog
- 1:21:18Speaker 16: and be done with it.
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: But when it's it's it's ten weeks, not even ten
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: weeks old. What are supposed to do? I applaud the right,
- 1:21:28Speaker 3: the effort, and I mean it, but I do it's much.
- 1:21:33Speaker 4: It's a little much, do you think?
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: Okay? The question is who thinks I'm going to follow
- 1:21:36Speaker 3: this and for how long? Because I have big plans
- 1:21:39Speaker 3: right now that this is the way life is. But
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: I even I don't know if I can keep up
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: with this.
- 1:21:44Speaker 16: I give it a month, give it.
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: That's a long time.
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: Stupid.
- 1:21:48Speaker 4: Back to my original question about puppies, do they pee
- 1:21:51Speaker 4: like on the floor and then five minutes later the
- 1:21:53Speaker 4: peeing again? And then because this whole list was potty.
- 1:21:56Speaker 5: Yeah, you got to take him outside the bunch. So
- 1:22:00Speaker 5: then the minute you start seeing them kind of sniffing around,
- 1:22:03Speaker 5: you bring them right outside.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: One of our listeners told me for the first week,
- 1:22:07Speaker 3: I have to take them at every twenty minutes.
- 1:22:10Speaker 7: Wow does that sound crazy? Yeah?
- 1:22:12Speaker 4: I mean like it?
- 1:22:13Speaker 5: You follow there? How some kids sleep through the night
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: right as babies. You don't have to worry about the
- 1:22:18Speaker 5: other stuff. You got to just see how the dog is.
- 1:22:21Speaker 5: But like I think, if you're trying to force it
- 1:22:23Speaker 5: and you're playing, I don't know, it's like it's it's
- 1:22:25Speaker 5: like a little kids playing dress up in house, Like
- 1:22:27Speaker 5: you have this whole schedule and like it's nap time.
- 1:22:29Speaker 5: Like my sister was so lame with this, like putting
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: the dog down for a nap.
- 1:22:32Speaker 3: It's a dog.
- 1:22:33Speaker 5: It's eating rocks and licking its balls.
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: That's the problem. It's a dog. Also said that if
- 1:22:38Speaker 3: it starts to get extra like zoomy and like bite stuff,
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: that means they're overtired.
- 1:22:43Speaker 10: Oh yeah, yeah, the way kids get too.
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: Yeah, So that you can't just count on a puppy
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: to be like well, time to turn in, Like you
- 1:22:50Speaker 3: have to go put them in their great right.
- 1:22:51Speaker 15: But Gina, you're not gonna be with this puppy every
- 1:22:54Speaker 15: second of the day. You guys trying to go out
- 1:22:57Speaker 15: somewhere and do something.
- 1:22:58Speaker 3: Not anymore dinner. I'm a shut in now my whole life.
- 1:23:03Speaker 4: This text kind of said what I was thinking, Gina,
- 1:23:06Speaker 4: it's too much relax. You're gonna make the dog a
- 1:23:08Speaker 4: nervous wreck. You might be overdoing.
- 1:23:12Speaker 10: Eat off your energy.
- 1:23:14Speaker 3: Oh, because my energy is so chaotic right now.
- 1:23:17Speaker 15: It is strict because you're trying, Because you're trying so
- 1:23:21Speaker 15: hard on this that.
- 1:23:22Speaker 10: It's a little over.
- 1:23:24Speaker 3: Anybody hear me when I say I didn't make this schedule.
- 1:23:27Speaker 3: We get that you make it, but you're gonna put
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: it on your fridge.
- 1:23:30Speaker 9: You said, if it's what you're supposed to do, and said.
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: Would you like a schedule? I said, sure, So is
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: this the schedule that you should do for? Oh, I'm sorry.
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: Everybody's a dog trainer, everybody's an expert. I'm not so.
- 1:23:43Speaker 3: I looked at Ai and said, is what should the
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: schedule be, Gina?
- 1:23:47Speaker 16: It says daily goal, consistency and calm, routine, calm okay.
- 1:23:54Speaker 3: And yes, getting a little you know what, I'm just
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: gonna drop kick the dog out here. It's the only
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: one here.
- 1:24:03Speaker 5: Here's the thing, it's uh you have. You're running the
- 1:24:07Speaker 5: risk of making this dog in like an a hole.
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: I thought, this is an anti a hole because it's
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: it will know when to do whatever it's supposed to.
- 1:24:16Speaker 4: Do when it's time follow this schedule. Maybe the dog
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: was perfectly happy chilling out at that.
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: Moment that would be great. And then aren't your dogs
- 1:24:25Speaker 3: very overly dependent?
- 1:24:27Speaker 7: I would say, like one of them is like a smother.
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: Yeah, but little dogs do that. But I thought the
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: whole point of this, like, has anyone heard me say
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: like it's going to have us a bed inside my bed.
- 1:24:39Speaker 5: I've heard you say, I've heard you say this dog's
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: feet are never going to touch the ground.
- 1:24:43Speaker 3: I know, I.
- 1:24:46Speaker 5: See this, and I hear the other things.
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: I go, I don't know.
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: I don't know if she's kidding. Well, you know what,
- 1:24:49Speaker 3: I'll just follow the ten week old poppy around because
- 1:24:52Speaker 3: it knows best, it knows what it should.
- 1:24:54Speaker 7: Do, right to compensating saying, so what is.
- 1:24:59Speaker 3: The an circus? Caring what the answer isn't so what
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: is the answer?
- 1:25:03Speaker 4: The happy medium, which is what enjoy yourself.
- 1:25:05Speaker 15: Is knowing what you need to do. You know you
- 1:25:07Speaker 15: need to take it out a lot. You know that
- 1:25:09Speaker 15: it'll need a nap a couple of times a day,
- 1:25:11Speaker 15: and you know that when you.
- 1:25:13Speaker 5: Say it needs a nap, it just means like, just
- 1:25:15Speaker 5: let it be if it's napping, let it sleep.
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:25:17Speaker 15: But what he said, you're supposed to know, you do
- 1:25:20Speaker 15: because she's create training too, so she should put the
- 1:25:22Speaker 15: dog in the crate to sleep, relax, snap, whatever you
- 1:25:25Speaker 15: are supposed to do that, but it doesn't have to
- 1:25:27Speaker 15: be such a strict schedule. And if you miss a
- 1:25:28Speaker 15: nap one day, you missed a nap one day. And
- 1:25:30Speaker 15: if you know it's I don't.
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: Think it's all fine. These are this is like the standard,
- 1:25:35Speaker 3: and it shall become whatever it becomes. But like I can't,
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: I can't say this enough. I don't know what I'm doing.
- 1:25:42Speaker 3: I've never done this before, so I asked for help.
- 1:25:45Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: This is like the dog version of crazy cat laid.
- 1:25:50Speaker 4: Yes, right, yeah, you want care, you can't wait because
- 1:25:54Speaker 4: you were asking us for our feedback, give it to you.
- 1:25:57Speaker 5: And then you've had a thousand times a million. You
- 1:26:03Speaker 5: guys have dogs and you're asking us questions.
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: So what do you think of this list on the printer?
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: Everyone isn't she crazy? Yeah? Exactly right.
- 1:26:12Speaker 4: You've been asking from day one.
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: But I was like, okay, because I want because I
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: don't know.
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: Okay, now we're telling you this list is a bit much.
- 1:26:21Speaker 7: Okay, just accept that.
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: The bit tell you I that it's a bit much.
- 1:26:26Speaker 5: Okay, hold on and there's gonna be a happy say.
- 1:26:29Speaker 5: I need a happy medium. This sounds crazy.
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: SoC sports with the geeve. Jeff Garcia, Yo, good morning,
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: Jeff g Good morning.
- 1:26:43Speaker 18: What he showed not a big surprise. Lakers season is
- 1:26:46Speaker 18: officially over. Try By retails the buzzer and a thunder
- 1:26:51Speaker 18: one and swept. I will tell you this, the Laker's
- 1:26:54Speaker 18: played hard until the end. Credit to JJ Reddick and
- 1:26:56Speaker 18: got to give props to Lebron James. Whether you like
- 1:26:59Speaker 18: him or not, man, he played very very well this postseason,
- 1:27:02Speaker 18: especially at forty one years old.
- 1:27:04Speaker 13: So the big question, Lebron, will you retire or not?
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:27:07Speaker 19: I mean, I don't know what the future holds for me.
- 1:27:09Speaker 19: Obviously he has the stands right now tonight. I've got
- 1:27:12Speaker 19: a lot of time to go back and recalibrate with
- 1:27:14Speaker 19: my family and talk with them and when the time comes, obviously,
- 1:27:18Speaker 19: you guys.
- 1:27:19Speaker 18: Know, Laker fans get ready for months and months and
- 1:27:22Speaker 18: months of rumors and baseless stories and sports radio and
- 1:27:26Speaker 18: TV talk about Lebron's retirement.
- 1:27:28Speaker 13: It's gonna get old quick. But there's nothing we can
- 1:27:30Speaker 13: do about it.
- 1:27:31Speaker 6: Man.
- 1:27:31Speaker 18: The other question, will Austin Reeves re signed? With the Lakers.
- 1:27:34Speaker 18: Luca loves him. That one's gonna be very, very interesting.
- 1:27:37Speaker 18: One thing is for sure, Woodie, if DeAndre Aiden comes back.
- 1:27:41Speaker 13: Laker fans were rioting that guy's a bum. He needs
- 1:27:44Speaker 13: a kick, Rocks asap man.
- 1:27:45Speaker 18: Moving on to baseball, rough day for both of our
- 1:27:48Speaker 18: SoCal teams.
- 1:27:49Speaker 13: Dodgers lost to the Giants nine to three.
- 1:27:51Speaker 18: Another rough guy at the plate for Otani, Dave Roberts
- 1:27:53Speaker 18: said he's gonna give him a couple of days off
- 1:27:55Speaker 18: for a mental break.
- 1:27:56Speaker 13: He's gonna miss his next start. I think that's a
- 1:27:58Speaker 13: good thing.
- 1:27:59Speaker 18: Tonight, Ice Cube, low Rider Bobblehead at the stadium. Make
- 1:28:02Speaker 18: sure you get there early. Angels also lost in Cleveland yesterday.
- 1:28:06Speaker 18: NHL Ducks Golden Knights Game five at six thirty. Some
- 1:28:10Speaker 18: NFL schedule leaks from yesterday. The Cowboys and Eagles are
- 1:28:13Speaker 18: gonna play on Thanksgiving Day. Also, the Raiders first week
- 1:28:15Speaker 18: opponent is the Bills in Las Vegas. More NFL schedule
- 1:28:18Speaker 18: leaks coming today. I'm JEFFG and that's your so Cal sports, all.
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: Right, Jeff GGG.
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: Everybody hot, uncomfortable, but windy.
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: Rain, okay rain, but win.
- 1:28:34Speaker 5: Yeah, but worse the show. Yeah, Gina's getting plenty of
- 1:28:40Speaker 5: advice on the text from people like rockstar yorkey O
- 1:28:45Speaker 5: no other people who have Instagram for their dogs. Yeah, awesome,
- 1:28:50Speaker 5: which is exactly what we're trying to keep it from becoming,
- 1:28:53Speaker 5: which is a crazy dog person.
- 1:28:56Speaker 4: Now, to be fair, somebody texts it in that you
- 1:29:00Speaker 4: and I Woodie are not getting that large dogs are
- 1:29:02Speaker 4: very different than small dogs. Oh so we could be
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: getting this all wrong.
- 1:29:07Speaker 5: Okay, maybe that's the case, Gina, Maybe maybe maybe.
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: Or what about Gina's just trying to be a good
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: dog mom. Give her some slack, behalf. This list won't
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: be done, which is what I was trying to say.
- 1:29:20Speaker 4: I said, I applauded your effort.
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: Thank you.
- 1:29:23Speaker 5: Yeah, raising a puppy is not rocket science.
- 1:29:25Speaker 4: And it's like the I can't speak to it and
- 1:29:28Speaker 4: never had it.
- 1:29:28Speaker 5: It's like babies, like human babies. People make it way
- 1:29:32Speaker 5: more difficult than it is. And I guess if you
- 1:29:34Speaker 5: you're going into it and you've never done it before,
- 1:29:37Speaker 5: that's why by the second or third one, you're like, like,
- 1:29:41Speaker 5: the first kid is like this crazy you know, routine
- 1:29:44Speaker 5: or whatever, baby white warmers. The third kids changing its
- 1:29:49Speaker 5: own diaper well.
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: And also I think Sammy and Greg can speak to
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: this more than anyone else in this room that when
- 1:29:56Speaker 3: I don't know something, or if it's my first he's
- 1:30:00Speaker 3: doing something, they must be this is this is this
- 1:30:05Speaker 3: is who I want to be prepared.
- 1:30:07Speaker 4: What you are.
- 1:30:08Speaker 5: That's why you know we were discussing if you're just
- 1:30:10Speaker 5: joining us. Found this on the printer dumbas Tyler brought
- 1:30:13Speaker 5: it and thinking of his mine, I go, oh, it's
- 1:30:14Speaker 5: not mine, but I think I know who it is.
- 1:30:16Speaker 4: You'll give that to me.
- 1:30:17Speaker 3: Yeah, brought it.
- 1:30:18Speaker 5: It's a schedule basically every fifteen minutes of what to
- 1:30:23Speaker 5: do with this dog, well from five am.
- 1:30:26Speaker 4: In the morning until eleven pm at night or.
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: The morning, and I want to know what the rules
- 1:30:34Speaker 3: are so I can break them.
- 1:30:36Speaker 5: Follow up from Mother's Day, I just thought this was funny.
- 1:30:38Speaker 5: Somebody said I sent my mom a Mother's Day text
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: and all she said was thanks. I asked her what
- 1:30:45Speaker 5: was wrong, and she said that the text made her
- 1:30:47Speaker 5: feel undervalued and a call would have been better.
- 1:30:49Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure, that that's fair.
- 1:30:54Speaker 5: Like what if you're calling later, but you wake up
- 1:30:56Speaker 5: in the morning, the first thing you think is like, oh,
- 1:30:57Speaker 5: it's Mother's Day. Hey, happy birthday, Ma. You'll call later?
- 1:31:01Speaker 10: Well, then say I'll call you later.
- 1:31:02Speaker 7: I would always call later.
- 1:31:04Speaker 5: I got a card from my five year old that said,
- 1:31:06Speaker 5: I love you, mom, but I love dad more.
- 1:31:10Speaker 4: At least I got to sleep in.
- 1:31:12Speaker 7: That's hilarious.
- 1:31:13Speaker 4: It's amazing how one word text makes you, well, not you,
- 1:31:16Speaker 4: makes me spiral mentally. If I get the word thanks
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: sent back. It's kind of like what other people thick
- 1:31:23Speaker 4: a thumbs up for me? Thanks? That means like, oh god,
- 1:31:28Speaker 4: they hate me? What did I do wrong? What needs
- 1:31:30Speaker 4: to be fixed? When should we talk? How are we
- 1:31:32Speaker 4: going to fix this?
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: Oh?
- 1:31:33Speaker 5: Responded yeah, but you know that's the thing with text
- 1:31:36Speaker 5: is supposed to be more short form.
- 1:31:39Speaker 7: Thanks, thanks and thumbs up, very aggressive.
- 1:31:42Speaker 5: No, I think it's just an acknowledgment. Like I saw
- 1:31:44Speaker 5: this text.
- 1:31:45Speaker 7: I'm acknowledging cool, got this argument. But I know, yeah,
- 1:31:49Speaker 7: I know, yeah, it's not good. But I never asked
- 1:31:51Speaker 7: you what did your kids end up doing for Mother's Day?
- 1:31:53Speaker 7: For your kids, for your mom, for the kids, your wife,
- 1:31:56Speaker 7: for your wife and your mom.
- 1:31:57Speaker 5: We went to lunch and they got her, uh you know,
- 1:32:03Speaker 5: she got cards that had Starbucks gift cards in the rent.
- 1:32:06Speaker 5: So we went out and spent a billion dollars on
- 1:32:09Speaker 5: flowers because the markup was so insane. It is a
- 1:32:12Speaker 5: lot on Mother's Day. Yeah, so she got that and
- 1:32:15Speaker 5: that was pretty much it. You know what, she went
- 1:32:18Speaker 5: to a movie with Gina.
- 1:32:19Speaker 3: Yeah that rule. You know what I did for my mom,
- 1:32:21Speaker 3: which I was pretty excited about. I found I went
- 1:32:25Speaker 3: on Cameo and I found one of the actresses from
- 1:32:28Speaker 3: her from an old soap opera that she used to love,
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: like an actress that she used to love. And she
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: freaked out when she saw that.
- 1:32:35Speaker 5: I was.
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: I was pretty proud of that one. That's hey, it's
- 1:32:38Speaker 3: a so and so.
- 1:32:40Speaker 10: You know it's Danny Lucci. Yeah right, it was everyone.
- 1:32:43Speaker 3: It was you know, your favorite character, Angie Hubbard from
- 1:32:45Speaker 3: All My Children, And oh, I just love that you
- 1:32:48Speaker 3: and your daughter used to you to show her how
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: to fold socks and you'd watch and my mom just
- 1:32:52Speaker 3: thought it was the greatest thing. I was pretty proud
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: of that one.
- 1:32:55Speaker 7: Woody h and Greg, I did take your advice and
- 1:32:58Speaker 7: get my grandmother something from Mother's Yeah you do. I
- 1:33:01Speaker 7: just got to the same thing I got my mom.
- 1:33:03Speaker 7: I get so you know those flowers that come like
- 1:33:06Speaker 7: in a like a case that they never die, yea
- 1:33:10Speaker 7: roses type thing. Oh yeah, yeah, so the the official
- 1:33:14Speaker 7: thing is they're embombed, right, But I told my mom
- 1:33:17Speaker 7: probably that like four years ago. I'm like, Oh, I
- 1:33:19Speaker 7: really want to get you these flowers because you know,
- 1:33:21Speaker 7: she's a florist. They're really really cool. They last forever.
- 1:33:24Speaker 7: They look like they're brand new, but they're embombed. She
- 1:33:26Speaker 7: didn't like that. I said, embombed. I don't want those.
- 1:33:30Speaker 7: I don't want those. So I waited until now in
- 1:33:33Speaker 7: bottom for him, and then she loved them. But she's like,
- 1:33:36Speaker 7: I wonder what the process is because she totally forgot.
- 1:33:39Speaker 7: I was like, I don't know.
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: I'm not sure magic.
- 1:33:43Speaker 7: No one's ever said, yeah, but those are they are
- 1:33:45Speaker 7: pretty cool.
- 1:33:46Speaker 5: They are nice because I mean there are and they
- 1:33:49Speaker 5: never die.
- 1:33:49Speaker 4: They do last a long ass time.
- 1:33:52Speaker 3: Embalmed flowers.
- 1:33:53Speaker 5: Yeah, they look like they come in a little hat box,
- 1:33:55Speaker 5: almost like an old.
- 1:33:57Speaker 3: Okay, it's like a glass. You don't see the stems.
- 1:34:00Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't even really see the stems.
- 1:34:02Speaker 4: You see.
- 1:34:04Speaker 7: That's the wrong Is that the wrong one? It looks
- 1:34:05Speaker 7: like in a hot box. Yeah, like what are you saying.
- 1:34:08Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually like sticking out like real flowers. Oh okay,
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: they're very kind of compact in there.
- 1:34:14Speaker 4: Also looks like a cake or something, right, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:34:17Speaker 4: that's pretty neat. Those are expensive.
- 1:34:19Speaker 10: Too, Yeah they last forever.
- 1:34:20Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you get to keep them.
- 1:34:21Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four Woody text us over to
- 1:34:24Speaker 5: two two nine eight seven more Woody Shows.
- 1:34:26Speaker 3: Next, they show the Woodie Show.
- 1:34:37Speaker 5: Into another new hour bones eight seven seven forty four
- 1:34:42Speaker 5: Wooding text over to two to nine eight seven. And
- 1:34:48Speaker 5: somebody had mentioned this, uh recently, and said, hey, I
- 1:34:52Speaker 5: haven't heard you guys do interview.
- 1:34:54Speaker 4: Roulette in quite a while.
- 1:34:56Speaker 5: And we do get pitched on on guests all the time.
- 1:34:59Speaker 5: Ye we saw one that that popped up irresistible one
- 1:35:03Speaker 5: really yeah.
- 1:35:04Speaker 4: Right, too good to be true.
- 1:35:06Speaker 5: And we're like, wow, this guy does this.
- 1:35:09Speaker 3: Yeah interesting.
- 1:35:11Speaker 5: Yeah, And so we figured Greg Gory would be the
- 1:35:13Speaker 5: perfect person for Interview Roulette with a psychic firefighter.
- 1:35:21Speaker 4: It was nice just the title psychic firefighters.
- 1:35:25Speaker 3: Let's start there. What is that?
- 1:35:27Speaker 5: If we remember recent memory serves, Greg was taking issue with,
- 1:35:33Speaker 5: you know, like firefighters, and he said they're all worthless
- 1:35:37Speaker 5: and okay, paid let's go yep, you want to clarify.
- 1:35:41Speaker 4: We had a segment called Unpopular Opinions, right.
- 1:35:44Speaker 3: And.
- 1:35:46Speaker 4: Was if you're just like a small town firefighter and
- 1:35:50Speaker 4: you go to a burning building and you stand outside
- 1:35:52Speaker 4: and hold a hose to it.
- 1:35:54Speaker 3: A big deal.
- 1:35:56Speaker 4: And I had the caveat that you'd like to overlook,
- 1:35:59Speaker 4: not city firefighters, not ones that go into high rises,
- 1:36:03Speaker 4: and so.
- 1:36:04Speaker 3: Would say it's the perfect example of the segment, which
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: is controversial.
- 1:36:08Speaker 5: Apparently that was the oversimplification.
- 1:36:10Speaker 4: Right now, this gets turned into you might recall when
- 1:36:13Speaker 4: greg Sodia hates firefighters.
- 1:36:16Speaker 3: The vast majority were not a big deal. Yeah? Was
- 1:36:20Speaker 3: that true or false? I think that's that's what the
- 1:36:22Speaker 3: majority towns or more big cities.
- 1:36:25Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know how more clear. I can be
- 1:36:28Speaker 4: small town that you're standing outside holding a hose.
- 1:36:31Speaker 5: And then psychic stuff, you know, so you cam the
- 1:36:33Speaker 5: psychic stuff with firefighters. Yeah, and that's a that's this
- 1:36:38Speaker 5: round of interview roulette. Should we just get into it?
- 1:36:41Speaker 3: Yeah, Gregory.
- 1:36:42Speaker 9: Gregory is an excellent interviewer, so of course he's going
- 1:36:44Speaker 9: to set us up perfectly.
- 1:36:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:36:45Speaker 5: So the questions for interview led just to remind everybody
- 1:36:49Speaker 5: how this works. We get pitched on guests all the time.
- 1:36:52Speaker 5: We decide to take one of those guests up on
- 1:36:53Speaker 5: their offer to come on the show, and we set
- 1:36:56Speaker 5: somebody on the show up as to be the person
- 1:36:58Speaker 5: doing the interview, and we the rest of the people
- 1:37:02Speaker 5: on the show provide the person who's doing the interview
- 1:37:04Speaker 5: with the questions they are required to ask, verbatim, verbatim,
- 1:37:09Speaker 5: whatever the question is, You've got to read it, can't
- 1:37:11Speaker 5: sugarcoat it, you can't change.
- 1:37:13Speaker 3: And you can't look at it ahead of time.
- 1:37:14Speaker 4: No, and you can imagine physically hands it to you
- 1:37:17Speaker 4: when you're mid sentence.
- 1:37:18Speaker 5: And as you can imagine the questions that could come
- 1:37:21Speaker 5: up with here or make it a little bit awkward
- 1:37:23Speaker 5: at times.
- 1:37:23Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, all.
- 1:37:25Speaker 4: Right, he's run the rest that they'll hang up on you.
- 1:37:26Speaker 3: Interview were that with the psychic Firefighter.
- 1:37:29Speaker 4: I'm actually excited to talk to the psychic firefighter, Andrew Radzuwitz.
- 1:37:35Speaker 4: You realized you had psychic abilities when you were a firefighter,
- 1:37:39Speaker 4: an actual firefighter, and you had a vision of your
- 1:37:42Speaker 4: grandma and she had warned you not to enter this
- 1:37:45Speaker 4: one building that you were working at, and then seconds
- 1:37:47Speaker 4: later the place blew up. Is that your big awakening?
- 1:37:51Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean that was basically the big one, and
- 1:37:53Speaker 6: that took me down the journey to put me in
- 1:37:55Speaker 6: the place where I'm at today. Is being known as
- 1:37:57Speaker 6: the psychic Firefighter.
- 1:37:58Speaker 4: Yeah, being that you were a firefighter and we have
- 1:38:01Speaker 4: your picture here. Have you ever thought about doing a calendar?
- 1:38:03Speaker 4: Because hmm yeah, Frank, I get it your game.
- 1:38:12Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, because yeah, so thirsty, I was.
- 1:38:19Speaker 4: Like, I just got through it was Have you ever
- 1:38:22Speaker 4: thought about doing a calendar? Because hmm yeah.
- 1:38:28Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, I'm open minded. Maybe there's other first responders
- 1:38:34Speaker 6: or other firefighters out there that have abilities, and I
- 1:38:36Speaker 6: know they're all because I've had people reach out.
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: To me from all over the world.
- 1:38:40Speaker 3: So he's gonna get me buddies, Okay, Yeah. Psychic Firefighter
- 1:38:46Speaker 3: Friend Interview Roulette with Greg Gordon.
- 1:38:48Speaker 4: I did notice that all the video reviews selected to
- 1:38:51Speaker 4: be on your website are from hot Chicks. Did your
- 1:38:54Speaker 4: dead grandma give you that idea?
- 1:38:58Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:38:59Speaker 5: Because he's a psychic, Yeah, rude, you can probably speak
- 1:39:01Speaker 5: with dead people.
- 1:39:02Speaker 7: Uh huh.
- 1:39:03Speaker 3: He has a lot of testimonial Psychic Firefighter dot com Bynyway.
- 1:39:07Speaker 4: Yeah, if your dead grandma give you that idea.
- 1:39:12Speaker 6: I'd say ninety well, at least ninety something percent of
- 1:39:15Speaker 6: the people that comes to me are female. It is
- 1:39:17Speaker 6: very tough sometimes to get New York City firefighters, cops,
- 1:39:21Speaker 6: FBI agent.
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: SLI reviews.
- 1:39:23Speaker 6: So if the ones that listening out there that I've read,
- 1:39:25Speaker 6: please leave a review or a video review.
- 1:39:27Speaker 1: But now it seems to be mostly females that you
- 1:39:30Speaker 1: comes to your views.
- 1:39:31Speaker 9: What about that is where do you where do you
- 1:39:34Speaker 9: go to see this guy? Psychic Firefighter dot com?
- 1:39:37Speaker 3: Okay, Psychic firefighter dot com. And what does he offer? Readings?
- 1:39:42Speaker 3: That's about it. Readings you can get one hour.
- 1:39:45Speaker 4: And he's a medium, so he can contact departed love.
- 1:39:49Speaker 5: Right, Okay, so it's not just like so he's not
- 1:39:52Speaker 5: just like telling you, oh, there's going to be a
- 1:39:54Speaker 5: big fire.
- 1:39:55Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not just talking about fires.
- 1:39:56Speaker 4: I don't want to mow the lawn, SeaBASS. But do
- 1:39:58Speaker 4: you bring up the where he tells me where he's from?
- 1:40:01Speaker 3: Yeah, that comes up later.
- 1:40:02Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, Now interview Roulett. Greg is doing the interview
- 1:40:05Speaker 5: with the Psychic Firefighter. We provide all the questions. Here's
- 1:40:08Speaker 5: the next question.
- 1:40:10Speaker 3: Is not a question?
- 1:40:11Speaker 9: Is he's talking to Greg and he's a psychic. When
- 1:40:14Speaker 9: you're a psychic, things just kind of come to you. Sure,
- 1:40:16Speaker 9: and this guy was just kind of sensing some things
- 1:40:19Speaker 9: about Greg.
- 1:40:20Speaker 6: Oh Okay, it's just interesting because I'm just getting some
- 1:40:23Speaker 6: sort of connection to back home personally.
- 1:40:25Speaker 1: So, like I said, I grew up on the border
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: of Queens and Nassau.
- 1:40:28Speaker 6: So I don't know if it's you as somebody closer
- 1:40:30Speaker 6: to you, somebody work with, but there's somebody you work
- 1:40:33Speaker 6: with as somebody in that area that just pointing that arrow.
- 1:40:36Speaker 4: Well, I was born in Jamaica, Queens. I have a
- 1:40:39Speaker 4: family in Floral Heights.
- 1:40:40Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:40:42Speaker 6: The other thing that was just stirring up too, This
- 1:40:44Speaker 6: is just a little random. They were showing me like
- 1:40:46Speaker 6: a cat person. So it be you with somebody you
- 1:40:49Speaker 6: work with or close to you.
- 1:40:51Speaker 4: It's probably Sammy's boyfriend. He's the only one with a
- 1:40:54Speaker 4: cat and we all think he's gay.
- 1:40:56Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:40:58Speaker 4: Secret secretly he brought up Queens and Jamaica. And for
- 1:41:03Speaker 4: some reason I was compelled to tell you that.
- 1:41:05Speaker 3: Pretty weird.
- 1:41:05Speaker 9: But notice how he notice how he couched that. It's
- 1:41:08Speaker 9: like either you or something your friend or something work.
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: They always throwing.
- 1:41:14Speaker 4: In Chicago and my chance.
- 1:41:16Speaker 3: That's kind of how it was maybe.
- 1:41:18Speaker 4: Yeah, works all right.
- 1:41:19Speaker 5: So next question for the psychic firefighter Greg Gory interview Roulette.
- 1:41:24Speaker 4: So Andrew, if you are so psychic, tell me which
- 1:41:27Speaker 4: STDs I've already had and which ones I'm still gonna get.
- 1:41:33Speaker 3: I got questions.
- 1:41:34Speaker 5: That's a good one. Yeah, which ones I still have
- 1:41:37Speaker 5: to look forward to?
- 1:41:38Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:41:39Speaker 1: That's it. I wish it works.
- 1:41:43Speaker 2: Uh.
- 1:41:43Speaker 6: For example, I've had people come to me and I've
- 1:41:45Speaker 6: seen things they were just not aware about it in
- 1:41:46Speaker 6: the moment, but anything pre existing or anything you took
- 1:41:49Speaker 6: about I would have.
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: I have no idea about how things like that.
- 1:41:51Speaker 4: All right, Well, sadly the correct answer was gone, a rhea.
- 1:42:00Speaker 3: That's not how he can't put your read your past.
- 1:42:02Speaker 3: It's just whatever's coming to him at the moment. Yeah.
- 1:42:04Speaker 4: Yeah, Greg's not getting a clear answer, which is good
- 1:42:07Speaker 4: for me.
- 1:42:07Speaker 5: As you're getting the questions like are you because Greg,
- 1:42:09Speaker 5: I'm imagining is he's got you know, like a not
- 1:42:12Speaker 5: in his stomach.
- 1:42:13Speaker 4: And he was so extra friendly, so I kind of
- 1:42:16Speaker 4: felt like a jerk.
- 1:42:17Speaker 9: Yeah, with these kind of questions, A good question, Yeah,
- 1:42:20Speaker 9: doub Dare I call you stupid?
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: Dear?
- 1:42:22Speaker 7: Face.
- 1:42:22Speaker 3: Yeah, all right.
- 1:42:23Speaker 5: The next question interview Roulette with the psychic Firefighters.
- 1:42:27Speaker 4: Some people are skeptical of psychics. So what do you
- 1:42:29Speaker 4: say to the scientists, researchers, people with an IQ over
- 1:42:33Speaker 4: fifty who all claim that there's no evidence of anyone
- 1:42:36Speaker 4: having psychic powers?
- 1:42:37Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 1:42:38Speaker 4: What do you say about that?
- 1:42:39Speaker 9: Yeah, anyone who's not a living, breathing idiot, how do
- 1:42:43Speaker 9: you address them?
- 1:42:43Speaker 3: Yeah? What would you say about that?
- 1:42:45Speaker 4: No evidence of anyone having psychic powers?
- 1:42:49Speaker 6: I was studied by a doctor at Stanford University, doctor
- 1:42:51Speaker 6: Gary Nolan. He was nominated for a Noble Peace Prize.
- 1:42:55Speaker 6: And he said to me, Andrew, if anyone says to you,
- 1:42:58Speaker 6: you know, you're crazy, this is not sense, just tell
- 1:43:00Speaker 6: them you have a very interesting, awesome life that they're
- 1:43:04Speaker 6: just not going to understand. And this phenomena is very
- 1:43:07Speaker 6: very real. And the psychic phenomena is connected to the
- 1:43:11Speaker 6: UFO phenomena.
- 1:43:18Speaker 3: Yeah, so that he throws, he throws bunch stuff at you.
- 1:43:23Speaker 9: So he was studied by this doctor, and this doctor,
- 1:43:26Speaker 9: Gary Nolan, I didn't realize this. He is one of
- 1:43:28Speaker 9: the leading UFO guys out there. Yeah, And so somehow
- 1:43:32Speaker 9: when his thing that he's really into, is somehow lead
- 1:43:34Speaker 9: into your other imaginary thing that you're really into. And
- 1:43:37Speaker 9: he's actually the he's a doctor of immunology, which has
- 1:43:42Speaker 9: nothing to do with UFO, is nothing to do with
- 1:43:43Speaker 9: psychic obviously, but that's how he gets his foot in.
- 1:43:46Speaker 7: The door for credibility being a doctor. Right, So he's nice.
- 1:43:50Speaker 9: Yeah, so yeah, he was studied by an immunologist and
- 1:43:52Speaker 9: who he told him that his psychic abilities were real.
- 1:43:54Speaker 3: Sounds legit?
- 1:43:55Speaker 9: Hell yeah, another thing nominated for Noble Peace Price. The
- 1:44:00Speaker 9: prize committee does not intentionally, they do not release the
- 1:44:03Speaker 9: list of nominations until fifty years after the nomination because
- 1:44:08Speaker 9: you kind of make that stuff up.
- 1:44:10Speaker 7: Oh so I was nominated as well.
- 1:44:12Speaker 9: And there's also hundreds, if not thousands of people nominated
- 1:44:15Speaker 9: every year for all kinds of things.
- 1:44:16Speaker 3: So a lot of garbage going on right there. I
- 1:44:19Speaker 3: love it.
- 1:44:19Speaker 4: Have you ever thought about doing a calendar?
- 1:44:21Speaker 20: Because yeah, yeah, Greg, Interview Roulette, somebody says in the
- 1:44:30Speaker 20: text interview Roulette is one of my favorites.
- 1:44:32Speaker 3: Greg is killing it.
- 1:44:33Speaker 5: The questions are great, they're the best interview Roulette.
- 1:44:37Speaker 3: So we get love Interview Relett.
- 1:44:39Speaker 4: We need to do it way more often. Well, we don't.
- 1:44:41Speaker 5: We don't take a lot of guests for the show,
- 1:44:45Speaker 5: but we get pitched on guests all the time. This
- 1:44:47Speaker 5: one was just one that we had to take. Psychic
- 1:44:50Speaker 5: Firefighter it beg it. Yeah, and he lives in Australia. Right,
- 1:44:54Speaker 5: that's a hard core New Yorker from New York.
- 1:44:56Speaker 4: Yeah, Australia.
- 1:44:58Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:44:58Speaker 7: But he has an accent, yeah.
- 1:45:00Speaker 3: Very much.
- 1:45:01Speaker 4: Yeah, that's more of the New York accent though than No.
- 1:45:04Speaker 10: I heard like I did too.
- 1:45:05Speaker 15: I heard a little bit of a.
- 1:45:08Speaker 5: Because he just moved there, right, I heard it. He's
- 1:45:11Speaker 5: been there for like five seconds.
- 1:45:12Speaker 4: Became full time resident's pot.
- 1:45:17Speaker 3: I'm not hearing any Australia.
- 1:45:18Speaker 7: No, I mean immediately heard it in the beginning.
- 1:45:21Speaker 3: No, I didn't.
- 1:45:22Speaker 4: I heard more New York.
- 1:45:23Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just me.
- 1:45:24Speaker 5: All right, interviewer. Let we wrote other questions for Greg.
- 1:45:27Speaker 5: Greg just has to read them verbatim and put them
- 1:45:29Speaker 5: on the spot. Make him feel att awkward. Guy would
- 1:45:31Speaker 5: be in super nice.
- 1:45:32Speaker 4: He is very very nice.
- 1:45:33Speaker 5: Psychic Firefighter dot com. And uh, let's go to the
- 1:45:37Speaker 5: next question. Interview Roulette.
- 1:45:39Speaker 4: My great uncle died in a toaster accident. Could we
- 1:45:43Speaker 4: try to contact him?
- 1:45:45Speaker 6: So we actively trying to reach people. It's just all
- 1:45:49Speaker 6: a matter of what's around her, who's around. But for
- 1:45:51Speaker 6: someone that is you know, if I say, hey, I
- 1:45:53Speaker 6: want to contact to speak with my grandmother right now,
- 1:45:56Speaker 6: there's no guarantee that she will specifically come through. It's
- 1:45:59Speaker 6: just whatever is around or what have messages around that
- 1:46:01Speaker 6: has to come through.
- 1:46:02Speaker 3: You don't have someone's home.
- 1:46:03Speaker 4: Yeah, napping, we could try, but we can't guarantee.
- 1:46:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:46:08Speaker 7: I tested this with the AI because I'm like, oh,
- 1:46:10Speaker 7: this is really going to help mediums because all I
- 1:46:13Speaker 7: typed into AI is does menace from the least show
- 1:46:16Speaker 7: know anybody that has passed away? And it came back
- 1:46:20Speaker 7: with Ralphie may oh wow. So like, if I'm in
- 1:46:23Speaker 7: the audience the ceremonies, people can be asking questions and
- 1:46:27Speaker 7: in the back somebody can be on AI and be like.
- 1:46:29Speaker 3: Okay, that's what they already do. Uh.
- 1:46:33Speaker 5: Interview Roulette Psychic Firefighter.
- 1:46:36Speaker 3: Next question with Greg Andrew Radzuwitz.
- 1:46:38Speaker 4: These the psychic Firefighter, And as somebody who thinks that
- 1:46:42Speaker 4: basically anyone can do what a firefighter does, wouldn't it
- 1:46:44Speaker 4: be more efficient and basically cheaper to just let the
- 1:46:46Speaker 4: neighbors know to run outside and point a hose at
- 1:46:49Speaker 4: a burning house. Greg could have wrote it himself, though, Greg, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:46:56Speaker 4: I wanted to throw in one of my own.
- 1:47:00Speaker 3: Getting all right, Well, what does he say to that?
- 1:47:03Speaker 4: Just let the neighbors know to run outside and point
- 1:47:05Speaker 4: a hose in a burning house?
- 1:47:09Speaker 1: That's right.
- 1:47:10Speaker 6: Yeah, you know there's some neighborhoods I saw that if
- 1:47:12Speaker 6: you don't pay your taxes and there's a fire in
- 1:47:14Speaker 6: your house, the thought appointment won't come put it out.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: So yeah, that's wild.
- 1:47:18Speaker 4: So you would rely on the neighbors then, because.
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that would never happened in New York.
- 1:47:23Speaker 7: All right, so you tell me that right there? That
- 1:47:25Speaker 7: sense that guy just said didn't sound like he's from Ulsterlia, No.
- 1:47:29Speaker 10: But he had some words. He switches back and forth
- 1:47:32Speaker 10: between you.
- 1:47:32Speaker 3: Yeah, he's trying. He's working. Now that you hear, Now
- 1:47:34Speaker 3: that you mentioned I am hearing it.
- 1:47:35Speaker 4: Yeah, what is your favorite kind of hose? Because my
- 1:47:39Speaker 4: favorite are manufactured in Mexico. They call him Jose's.
- 1:47:46Speaker 3: Also true, I could have wrote that one too, very true.
- 1:47:49Speaker 5: I'm gonna listen even more carefully on the accident on
- 1:47:52Speaker 5: this one, all right, here who says they call him Jose.
- 1:47:55Speaker 6: Yeah, actually worked at a few Joses, a few hose bs,
- 1:47:58Speaker 6: a hw host ces, you know them all and everything
- 1:48:01Speaker 6: in between. That I don't discriminate. If your house is
- 1:48:04Speaker 6: on fire, eating to get service, I'm going to help
- 1:48:06Speaker 6: you out.
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 1:48:07Speaker 3: All, I don't care.
- 1:48:08Speaker 5: Yeah, York, that one sounded one hundred percent year, But
- 1:48:11Speaker 5: the previous one, Yeah, let me go back to.
- 1:48:13Speaker 3: That last one.
- 1:48:14Speaker 4: Just let the neighbors know to run outside in point
- 1:48:16Speaker 4: a hose in a burning house.
- 1:48:20Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, you know there's some neighborhoods. I saw that.
- 1:48:23Speaker 5: If you don't, I swa like so right, that's that's
- 1:48:25Speaker 5: New York.
- 1:48:26Speaker 1: Hey, your taxes and there's a fire in your house.
- 1:48:28Speaker 1: The fire appoint one.
- 1:48:29Speaker 3: I think it's working on it on fire department, but
- 1:48:31Speaker 3: even so, it's a foyer department.
- 1:48:32Speaker 9: Like the neighborhoods and put it out.
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: So yeah, that's wild, so.
- 1:48:39Speaker 5: Wild, okay wild. I hear a little bit of Australia there.
- 1:48:43Speaker 3: As your polites.
- 1:48:44Speaker 4: He would rely in the neighbors then, because.
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: I couldn't believe that would never happened in New York.
- 1:48:48Speaker 4: It would never happened to New York.
- 1:48:49Speaker 5: Oh hey, yeah, you're doing He's going in between.
- 1:48:52Speaker 3: Well, there you go.
- 1:48:52Speaker 5: That is the psychic Firefighter, you guys, firefighter dot com.
- 1:48:57Speaker 4: She's a nice dude.
- 1:48:58Speaker 5: They'll be readings, you know.
- 1:49:00Speaker 7: Great guy, tell me about these hose Yeah, of the
- 1:49:03Speaker 7: jose that I love so much.
- 1:49:05Speaker 5: All right, Well, nice job Greg, Thanks good questions got
- 1:49:08Speaker 5: very brave. I was doing much braver than just pointing
- 1:49:11Speaker 5: a hose.
- 1:49:12Speaker 4: Right, yeah, by talking like this.
- 1:49:14Speaker 5: Sure eighty four? What he text us over to two
- 1:49:18Speaker 5: two nine eight seven.
- 1:49:19Speaker 4: We are a heavy metal band.
- 1:49:21Speaker 10: I mean everybody knows that.
- 1:49:22Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, wait where am I the Woody show?
- 1:49:32Speaker 3: What the other is?
- 1:49:34Speaker 5: You'll have something to say about this? I'm sure see
- 1:49:36Speaker 5: that's ok. Okay, Gina found this, so just as we're
- 1:49:40Speaker 5: following up on psychics and things like that that you knows, right,
- 1:49:46Speaker 5: this is another thing with.
- 1:49:50Speaker 4: Science. It's a science thing psychics.
- 1:49:53Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:49:54Speaker 5: The Aldigrats Tyson Oh yeah.
- 1:49:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I see us. I think this is something that
- 1:49:59Speaker 3: is my gift you just because I saw it and
- 1:50:02Speaker 3: I thought Sea Bass would really love that. You'd appreciate it. Yeah,
- 1:50:05Speaker 3: this is for you.
- 1:50:06Speaker 5: There's a clip that speaks for itself. Grass Tyson.
- 1:50:09Speaker 11: Twenty thousand years ago, half of all humans born were
- 1:50:12Speaker 11: dead by the age of thirty. Fast forward to eighteen
- 1:50:16Speaker 11: forty half of all humans born in the world were
- 1:50:20Speaker 11: dead by the age of thirty five. We gained five
- 1:50:23Speaker 11: years in twenty thousand years, and every one of those
- 1:50:27Speaker 11: people was eating organic and the air was clear and
- 1:50:33Speaker 11: the waters ran pure. So something else has happened since
- 1:50:39Speaker 11: then that has nothing to do with how back to
- 1:50:41Speaker 11: nature you are, and we call it science.
- 1:50:44Speaker 5: Yeah, so I did see a counter argument to it.
- 1:50:47Speaker 5: I'm too dumb to remember exactly what it was, but
- 1:50:50Speaker 5: you know, they were basically saying that men. That's not
- 1:50:52Speaker 5: necessarily a fair well, it's.
- 1:50:53Speaker 3: Obviously oversimplification, but it's a good point.
- 1:50:56Speaker 7: We're fighting animals and stuff, right, Yeah, you.
- 1:50:59Speaker 9: Weren't fighting animals and things. Is like appendicitis doesn't kill you, right,
- 1:51:02Speaker 9: doesn't kill you? I should say, you know, a tooth
- 1:51:05Speaker 9: infection doesn't kill you like it may have done two
- 1:51:07Speaker 9: hundred and fifty years ago. Uh so, yeah, I mean,
- 1:51:09Speaker 9: he's he's he's right. I don't I don't see what
- 1:51:11Speaker 9: the problem is, and I appreciate it. The grass Tyson's
- 1:51:14Speaker 9: are pretty good, Uh, pretty good. You feel about him
- 1:51:16Speaker 9: in generally think he's pretty. He's he's pretty, He is
- 1:51:21Speaker 9: very entertaining. He's one of the few podcasts that I
- 1:51:24Speaker 9: do listen to. My only problem is his co host
- 1:51:27Speaker 9: is a dork. No, it's this this comedian he brings
- 1:51:31Speaker 9: on for comedic value and the problem and this guy's
- 1:51:32Speaker 9: not funny, but Neil eats it up. And this guy yeah,
- 1:51:36Speaker 9: so I mean, I know why he's there because Neil
- 1:51:38Speaker 9: loves him. But the guy will make like and that's
- 1:51:40Speaker 9: why Einstein never got laid Neil go.
- 1:51:46Speaker 3: That's the only part I don't like.
- 1:51:47Speaker 9: But yes, overall, very good Neil grass Tyson. And he
- 1:51:51Speaker 9: raised a good point that I speaking of psychics and
- 1:51:54Speaker 9: mediums and alien media, aliens, all that stuff is a
- 1:51:57Speaker 9: long time ago. He stopped arguing with, for instance, flash
- 1:52:00Speaker 9: at earthers on Twitter, you know, because he said, I
- 1:52:02Speaker 9: could be here all day trying to pull you guys
- 1:52:05Speaker 9: up to where we are, and you're just gonna kick
- 1:52:08Speaker 9: and fight, and nothing I could say, could ever could
- 1:52:10Speaker 9: no proof I can give you could ever convince me.
- 1:52:12Speaker 9: Whereas if you showed Neil de grass Tyson a real
- 1:52:14Speaker 9: life alien, or you showed him a real life piece
- 1:52:17Speaker 9: of alien technology. He'd be that would blow his mind.
- 1:52:19Speaker 9: That's all he would talk about for the rest of
- 1:52:21Speaker 9: his life. But you can't do that because it doesn't exist.
- 1:52:23Speaker 3: It's wasted calories.
- 1:52:25Speaker 9: Right, So he said, I'm gonna I'm gonna focus more
- 1:52:26Speaker 9: on instead of pulling Moron's getting instead of pulling humanity
- 1:52:31Speaker 9: up behind me, I'm going to focus more on the
- 1:52:33Speaker 9: people that are pushing it forward. So when he has
- 1:52:35Speaker 9: he interviews the newest and he which I do enjoy.
- 1:52:38Speaker 9: He interviews an expert on biology from Columbia and the
- 1:52:42Speaker 9: expert on space travel super.
- 1:52:44Speaker 4: Smart to enjoy listening to you.
- 1:52:45Speaker 3: No, No, they do a pretty good job.
- 1:52:47Speaker 9: It's called The Star Talk with Neil de grass Tyson,
- 1:52:50Speaker 9: and they do a pretty good job of dumbing it
- 1:52:52Speaker 9: down or making a conversationally. I should not dumbing it
- 1:52:54Speaker 9: down to make it a conversation. He's smart, but he's
- 1:52:56Speaker 9: also super curious. So he asked questions.
- 1:52:59Speaker 4: Yes, he's listening to that.
- 1:53:00Speaker 5: And I met the guys from the Are You Garbage
- 1:53:03Speaker 5: Podcast and Burton Tom's Two Bears five K.
- 1:53:07Speaker 4: They were cool.
- 1:53:08Speaker 5: Yeah, they were cool. I told him I'd love to
- 1:53:09Speaker 5: have them on the show. Both things can be true.
- 1:53:13Speaker 5: So I'm listening to the Are You Garbage podcast? He's
- 1:53:16Speaker 5: listening to, you know, talk to some guy from Columbia
- 1:53:19Speaker 5: about biology.
- 1:53:20Speaker 4: The Upgrass Tyson gets into that I can't wrap my
- 1:53:23Speaker 4: head around anything that's astronomy based. To me is hard
- 1:53:26Speaker 4: to comprehend. But a lot of stuff he says to
- 1:53:28Speaker 4: me is inspirational, especially the piece where he talks about
- 1:53:32Speaker 4: the chances of you simply being born.
- 1:53:35Speaker 3: So I see them in a.
- 1:53:36Speaker 4: Test, simle and miraculous, and then it makes you. It
- 1:53:41Speaker 4: made me feel better, Yeah, you know, just the fact
- 1:53:45Speaker 4: that you're alive almost.
- 1:53:47Speaker 5: It's the perspective you get from things like that. And
- 1:53:49Speaker 5: also that one where it starts with a person standing
- 1:53:51Speaker 5: on a city street and just keeps like and then
- 1:53:55Speaker 5: showing just how small Earth is our galaxy, and then
- 1:53:59Speaker 5: the vastness of what's out.
- 1:54:00Speaker 3: There and you're worried about whatever it is.
- 1:54:03Speaker 9: And what he said right there is also true? Is
- 1:54:04Speaker 9: it if you were born just a couple of generations prior,
- 1:54:07Speaker 9: there's a good chance you'd be dead, Yes, because of
- 1:54:10Speaker 9: whatever from rat bitch you and well that's the end of.
- 1:54:13Speaker 7: You, now, Greg. I did see Neil just a couple
- 1:54:16Speaker 7: of weeks ago in person, he was he was wearing
- 1:54:19Speaker 7: a T shirt that had space all over in like
- 1:54:21Speaker 7: different planets, that there.
- 1:54:27Speaker 3: Is a one chance of alien life, just meaning like microbes,
- 1:54:32Speaker 3: not like you know, aliens flying somewhere.
- 1:54:35Speaker 5: It's just not in these It's not in the latest
- 1:54:37Speaker 5: UFO dump. I promise you that eight seven seven forty
- 1:54:39Speaker 5: four Wooding. You can send us a text to two
- 1:54:42Speaker 5: two nine eight seven. Yeah, I'll throw this little tidbit
- 1:54:46Speaker 5: in there, just because you know we're talking about aliens
- 1:54:48Speaker 5: or whatever. Also goes into conspiracy theories. So this artist
- 1:54:53Speaker 5: and coder is going viral. He created what he calls
- 1:54:57Speaker 5: an apocalypse early warning system. His system is very simple.
- 1:55:01Speaker 5: It just tracks the private jets around the world, and
- 1:55:05Speaker 5: if it sees a large number of jets suddenly leaving
- 1:55:07Speaker 5: a city center, it will act as a warning sign
- 1:55:10Speaker 5: for the rest of us normal people that there's some
- 1:55:12Speaker 5: some kind of apocalypse underweg just.
- 1:55:14Speaker 9: Like what movie with John cusackmnez oh, geez, I know
- 1:55:18Speaker 9: which one you're talking about.
- 1:55:21Speaker 4: He said.
- 1:55:21Speaker 5: We are locked in a battle between the ultra wealthy
- 1:55:24Speaker 5: and the working class, but there are still things that
- 1:55:27Speaker 5: the middle class can do. To survive and you can
- 1:55:30Speaker 5: sign up for the alert system and if it does
- 1:55:33Speaker 5: go off, it'll notify you either by text or email.
- 1:55:37Speaker 3: People are on the move.
- 1:55:39Speaker 7: Are they all going to go to Denver to the
- 1:55:40Speaker 7: airport and go underground?
- 1:55:42Speaker 2: Ye?
- 1:55:43Speaker 5: But okay, So my question with that are the people
- 1:55:46Speaker 5: that are creating these fallout shelters at home?
- 1:55:49Speaker 4: These?
- 1:55:50Speaker 3: Is that? Right?
- 1:55:53Speaker 4: Then?
- 1:55:53Speaker 5: What you've survived now everything else is obliterated. You come
- 1:55:58Speaker 5: out from this thing?
- 1:55:59Speaker 4: What then you figure out how to survive another day?
- 1:56:02Speaker 4: But what if that perfect? Do you want that after
- 1:56:05Speaker 4: living a modern life? Do you want like a scorched Earth?
- 1:56:08Speaker 3: If it was like.
- 1:56:09Speaker 4: Start over the Last Man on Earth? That would be
- 1:56:11Speaker 4: a wet dream.
- 1:56:14Speaker 3: After a nuclear fallout, But it was like the show
- 1:56:16Speaker 3: The Last of Us, that would be like I.
- 1:56:19Speaker 5: Get going under I get going underground to the cellar
- 1:56:23Speaker 5: when the tornado is coming through. But if it's nuclear
- 1:56:26Speaker 5: apocalypse and everything like that, everything has been wiped out
- 1:56:30Speaker 5: and you emerge from your underground bunker.
- 1:56:34Speaker 4: In that scenario, I'd rather be wiped out.
- 1:56:36Speaker 5: Even if you have millions or billions or whatever of dollars,
- 1:56:39Speaker 5: What good does that do you? If that's the state the.
- 1:56:42Speaker 7: World but you don't know how good the bunker is
- 1:56:45Speaker 7: because if you watch the show Paradise, it's all about this.
- 1:56:48Speaker 7: It's on Hulu, and they built a pretty badass bunker.
- 1:56:52Speaker 4: And when you're stuck in there for what life is that.
- 1:56:55Speaker 7: It's it's like the world that you know now it is.
- 1:56:59Speaker 3: How big is the thing?
- 1:57:00Speaker 7: It's massive.
- 1:57:01Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like two hundred years in the future bunker,
- 1:57:03Speaker 3: not today. Book. Okay, well, and that's aren't like the
- 1:57:07Speaker 3: multi multi billionaires trying to figure out how to get
- 1:57:09Speaker 3: off this rock instead of you know, like prepare for
- 1:57:13Speaker 3: it more exactly.
- 1:57:14Speaker 5: It's going to be fun for the experience of like
- 1:57:16Speaker 5: a little trip to Mars, even though it would take
- 1:57:19Speaker 5: forever to get there your trip, right, But but yeah,
- 1:57:22Speaker 5: but at least there's like a there's a beginning and
- 1:57:24Speaker 5: an end to it. Then you come back and you
- 1:57:26Speaker 5: have you know, this world. Yeah.
- 1:57:28Speaker 3: I've been saying that for a long time, like if
- 1:57:30Speaker 3: it comes to the apocalypse, I don't need to be
- 1:57:31Speaker 3: one of.
- 1:57:31Speaker 5: The idea that was like, okay, this thing, is it
- 1:57:33Speaker 5: like a Superman's parents plan? Oh yeah, uh yeah, like
- 1:57:38Speaker 5: where it explodes. You know you're not coming back, but
- 1:57:43Speaker 5: you're going to go to Mars and you're going to
- 1:57:44Speaker 5: live in these little pods on the red planet. Like
- 1:57:46Speaker 5: that sounds awful, awful for the rest of your existence.
- 1:57:49Speaker 4: That doesn't I don't know.
- 1:57:51Speaker 5: Maybe maybe I'm just hanging out here and uh right, yeah, I.
- 1:57:57Speaker 4: Know this scenario. What happened to the liquor stores are?
- 1:58:00Speaker 3: Oh, they're free for all Join fun.
- 1:58:06Speaker 5: That's it for Tuesday full show podcasts. Get it by
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- 1:58:16Speaker 5: news show. A couple of reminders before we leave. Number
- 1:58:19Speaker 5: one is about the Woody Show prom Yeah, Saturday June
- 1:58:22Speaker 5: sixth at Marongo Casino Resort and SPA seven pm on
- 1:58:26Speaker 5: that Saturday, June sixth. If you're planning to stay there
- 1:58:30Speaker 5: on site that night, make sure you do your reservation quickly.
- 1:58:33Speaker 5: Those room sell it pretty quick. That's Saturday, June six
- 1:58:36Speaker 5: Put it in your calendar. Free event for anyone, twenty
- 1:58:38Speaker 5: one or older Woody Show prom. The second thing is
- 1:58:41Speaker 5: is that on Thursday and Friday of this week we
- 1:58:43Speaker 5: are giving away tickets to that first game at Sofi Stadium,
- 1:58:48Speaker 5: that big soccer tournament yes, big heard about that which
- 1:58:52Speaker 5: the name we can't say, but that's what we're doing
- 1:58:54Speaker 5: both Thursday and Friday in the eight o'clock hour. Make
- 1:58:58Speaker 5: sure you're listening. We'll give you what song you're gonna
- 1:59:00Speaker 5: be listening for each one of those days.
- 1:59:02Speaker 4: To call in and.
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- 1:59:05Speaker 5: and tomorrow you can leave on the after hours voicemail
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- 1:59:13Speaker 5: media at the Woody Show. Yeah, get those judge my
- 1:59:17Speaker 5: baby comments?
- 1:59:18Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they're amazing.
- 1:59:19Speaker 5: We got to help these parents come up with the determination.
- 1:59:21Speaker 5: Should they be showing these kids' pictures around?
- 1:59:23Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:59:24Speaker 15: Maybe not?
- 1:59:24Speaker 3: Or do they have an ugly baby?
- 1:59:25Speaker 5: Let us know. It's a post right at the top
- 1:59:27Speaker 5: of our Instagram page. They're at the Woody Show, all right,
- 1:59:30Speaker 5: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
- 1:59:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:59:33Speaker 4: Most days you're totally prepared to say hi, but totally
- 1:59:36Speaker 4: unprepared for any follow up conversation.
- 1:59:39Speaker 3: Yeah, Hi, no follow up? Put Hi?
- 1:59:42Speaker 5: Yeah, you go ahead.
- 1:59:44Speaker 3: Hey, how's it going? Yeah, well don't really want to know?
- 1:59:47Speaker 4: Yeah, don't you?
- 1:59:48Speaker 3: Guys?
- 1:59:48Speaker 5: This is just a quick passing in the hallway.
- 1:59:51Speaker 4: Exactly.
- 1:59:52Speaker 5: I wasn't really asking or really caring, not caring. I'm
- 1:59:55Speaker 5: just trying to be nice.
- 1:59:56Speaker 3: He's trying to I'm a nice Yeah.
- 2:00:00Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
- 2:00:04Speaker 5: for giving the Woodie Show some of your valuable time
- 2:00:06Speaker 5: this morning. You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
- 2:00:09Speaker 5: The rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back
- 2:00:11Speaker 5: here on Wednesday. Have a great day. S M D
- 2:00:13Speaker 5: double M.
- 2:00:14Speaker 3: I quit this bitch.