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OUTRO: Smooth Moves · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for how doggets for to
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  Speaker 2: sit every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 1: Read get a feels oh CAZy, oh CAZy?
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  Speaker 3: What did I do?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 4: Boy?
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  Speaker 2: Boy, holy ship?
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  Speaker 3: We all know I did nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Flirting Upper Stormy were then shock and bursted.
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  Speaker 3: The hell you mean I'm out there flirting?
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  Speaker 1: It's actually a really interesting technic that he has too.
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  Speaker 1: The people he's flirting with, they'll have a they'll say
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  Speaker 1: some many.
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  Speaker 4: I got a really interesting fact on that. Yes, and
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  Speaker 4: here's my interesting fact.
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  Speaker 3: Did you know? Fucking interesting fact though?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to hear it?
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  Speaker 2: I've heard it.
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  Speaker 1: We already heard it before about the Galapagas turtles and
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  Speaker 1: they ate them.
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  Speaker 3: That was a different one. Was such a great fact.
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  Speaker 2: But they really wanted to take them back to the UK,
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  Speaker 2: but they couldn't because they were just so yummy that
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  Speaker 2: they had.
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  Speaker 3: They were acually at one point they were like, okay,
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  Speaker 3: we've got fifty on the ship. Yeah, and then okay,
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  Speaker 3: I just don't just leave fucking one please, And then
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  Speaker 3: they got there that eating all of them though, that
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  Speaker 3: we couldn't help ourselves because that giant taught uses was
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  Speaker 3: so delicious.
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  Speaker 2: It's good stuff. And what was the other fact you had?
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  Speaker 2: I missed the other fact.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't worry about it now.
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  Speaker 2: I want to know, now, when is that what your
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  Speaker 2: sort of technique was previously? I'm just checking your fact
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  Speaker 2: I'm not ignoring you or just doing my work or
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  Speaker 2: anything like that. I'm doing a fact check. Is that
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  Speaker 2: your sort of style back in the day, you'd hit
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  Speaker 2: some chicks or.
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  Speaker 4: Some fat hey ladies.
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  Speaker 2: Check this out.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Two, when Jase was a boy. No, because if it
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  Speaker 3: was my style, I wouldn't have ended up with my wife.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she would have thought it was funny.
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  Speaker 3: She just goes like, so, I don't care, right. She
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  Speaker 3: also does this thing where she can't wrap her head
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  Speaker 3: around how long ago something was, And so whenever we go,
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  Speaker 3: like when we were in Europe being like an ancient town,
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  Speaker 3: and it'd be like, so, how old is this place?
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  Speaker 3: And I'll be like, oh, it was built in the
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  Speaker 3: you know, four hundred BC, and so she'll say not yeah,
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  Speaker 3: b C in a lot of cases, and then it'll
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  Speaker 3: be like, how many pops was that? Like her pop?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 3: How many times? Would he have to live and then
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  Speaker 3: die and then I'll be like, that's like your your
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  Speaker 3: pop being born and then dying twenty seven times or something. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: that's so old.
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  Speaker 2: What a great way of doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Very good.
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  Speaker 3: For some reason, it just doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: My wife, she's a backbone, She's a massive bats, not
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  Speaker 1: a backbone. And she gave me a ten for our dinner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I like your husband.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm honest, Jason, How did the fact go? You
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  Speaker 3: found it?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just finding it here. Yeah. The story comes from
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  Speaker 2: the age of pirates, wheelers and early explorers Heart, mainly
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  Speaker 2: the sixteen hundreds through early eighteen hundreds, when sailors regularly
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  Speaker 2: stopped at the Galapagus aliens and took giant tortoises a
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  Speaker 2: bird as lave.
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  Speaker 4: Me heart, Ease me Heart.
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  Speaker 2: E's peak. Tortoise harvesting happened in the seventeen to eighteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: Why none of it made it back to England. There
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  Speaker 2: wasn't really a conservation mindset. The animals were viewed as
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  Speaker 2: mobile ladders, so they took them on the boats to
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  Speaker 2: be eaten. Cruise slaughtered them on wrote so very few
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  Speaker 2: ever reached England alive. So they were considered to be
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  Speaker 2: live food that they could just you know, ye.
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  Speaker 4: But Jerki, they just scoop them out of the shell and.
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  Speaker 2: They just take the shells back.
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  Speaker 3: And then they'd use the shells to carry water and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But they'd be like, yo, we need to actually study
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  Speaker 3: these and have it on record at the you know, History.
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  Speaker 2: Natural History water hundreds at a time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they'd stack them up, they would.
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  Speaker 2: They'd stack them up. There are tended to be transported
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  Speaker 2: to EU report colonies, but most were just eaten during
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  Speaker 2: the journey. Yeah, it's shocking behavior. But there must have
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  Speaker 2: been flooting stuff. Yeah, it was good flooting stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It was really good, especially because I'm getting I'm getting Fonsie.
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  Speaker 4: Vibes from the UTA.
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  Speaker 2: Showing days from four on Radio Hurdarchy remember the Warchy
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  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 4: Do you remember Phonsie?
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  Speaker 3: Do I remember Phonsie? How old do you think I?
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  Speaker 3: And how old are you?
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  Speaker 2: When it was Fonsie on TV seventies, sixties and seventies.
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  Speaker 2: But I watched I watched him in the eighties, Antha
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  Speaker 2: phons Really you don't know him.
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  Speaker 3: I know that he's the guy that kicks the jukebox
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  Speaker 3: and starts and the guy did he jump the shark. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: And it's the guy who's also an arrested development the lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Henry Winkler.
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  Speaker 4: Henry Winkler.
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  Speaker 3: I know who he is, but are you watching reruns
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  Speaker 3: in the eighties. I wasn't born yet.
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  Speaker 2: He was also in a He was also on a
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  Speaker 2: T shirt. I think I told you guys about this
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  Speaker 2: one where because back in the sort of two thousands,
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  Speaker 2: there's a lot of graphic teas around, and one of
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  Speaker 2: them was Old Fonds Arally, the Arthur Fons rally wearing
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  Speaker 2: his white T shirt or single like you've got on
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  Speaker 2: your wife beater as you like to call it, with
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  Speaker 2: the leather jacket over the top, and he's standing there
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  Speaker 2: going yeah fans are a big smile on his face,
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  Speaker 2: and then the caption says, I fucked your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: It's a great ship.
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  Speaker 2: My mate used to wear there. He loved it. He
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  Speaker 2: was a backbone.
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  Speaker 3: What did checks think about comedy te's?
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's not as good as no or Queen Victoria.
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  Speaker 4: She was wider than she was tall.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: At one point he's talking circumference. Yeah, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 3: Be impossible for her to be like just with I'm
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  Speaker 3: sorry how what what? What was your go to? What
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  Speaker 3: was your style other than get wasted?
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  Speaker 2: And pretty much that was the of my game.
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  Speaker 1: But back in the day, the ladies like me because
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  Speaker 1: I was a performer and I was always the star
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  Speaker 1: of our school, our school dramas.
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  Speaker 2: At one bus in the book, We've got to start
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  Speaker 2: playing it more.
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  Speaker 4: I was an ugly beast.
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  Speaker 1: But but the ladies for some reason like me because
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  Speaker 1: I was funny looking looking, and funny looking looking, and
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  Speaker 1: funny and funny.
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  Speaker 4: I am remember doing rehearsal.
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  Speaker 1: I remember doing rehearsals right, wearing corduroy pants, no shoes,
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  Speaker 1: and like just the most ugly ship.
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  Speaker 4: I was such a beast.
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  Speaker 1: I was so horrendous somehow I was demand every body
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  Speaker 1: loves Chris, which is about Chris Rock when.
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  Speaker 2: Chris Raymond, Yeah, we should do and everybody loves hood
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  Speaker 2: we should and it's you at high school. But it's
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  Speaker 2: a kid. Actually you could, you could just play yourself,
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  Speaker 2: would be great. But other than that, a kid and
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  Speaker 2: you dubbing your voice.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're going to get the Thunderbird puppet.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna get the come on man. He hasn't had
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  Speaker 2: any work for a couple of weeks. You need to
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  Speaker 2: We need to bring him out. People are going to forget.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we just needed an excuse. The reason is new business.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, Pugs Harry Cheers and the medallion behind accounts.
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  Speaker 2: It's got the name of the business above him. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, if if Pugs makes this into
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  Speaker 3: a video, oh my god, he is making it into
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  Speaker 3: a video right now.
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  Speaker 1: And well, interestingly enough, my wife she heard that segment
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  Speaker 1: and she has that good work.
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  Speaker 2: Really, the key is Jason. If Jason's in there and
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  Speaker 2: he's selling the cheeseburgers and the stick mags, but they've
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  Speaker 2: got to be a good taste, So I think only topless,
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  Speaker 2: nothing more than that. But you don't have to listen
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  Speaker 2: to Magi. Yeah that's just my idea. That's what I
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  Speaker 2: would do if I was doing.
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  Speaker 3: It his competing stand across the food court from you,
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  Speaker 3: because you were and cheeseburgers just topless, yeah yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 3: whereas yours is like full frontal nudity, yes, and toasties yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: full because it's yours is burgers and.
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  Speaker 4: Burgers and.
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  Speaker 2: That's sure.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to be part of these businesses.
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  Speaker 2: Well, where they're hugely successful.
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  Speaker 3: That's not me, man.
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  Speaker 2: I agreed at the end.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I like to find my own success. I want
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  Speaker 3: to just latch onto other successful people.
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  Speaker 2: Sure you do?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, sure, man? I mean that's nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Are you is hugely successful?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying we're killing it if I latched on
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 4: That's cool that you want to do that. Man, you
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  Speaker 4: do that, that's great?
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  Speaker 2: You do you man?
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  Speaker 1: Well, as we see when I moved to Vietnam, may
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  Speaker 1: are going to plant prolific seeds spread as wings.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the keasy show with me.
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  Speaker 2: It's a great name for a show.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Also when you move to Vietnam, why don't you
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  Speaker 3: up in the store there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that it'll go down so well in Vietnam,
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  Speaker 1: And I don't feel weird getting.
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  Speaker 2: Dong for it. No, you'd love it, you admire.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean a Vietnamese people into you know,
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  Speaker 1: stick mags.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know they like their filth.
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  Speaker 3: It's racist for you to assume they're not into it.
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  Speaker 3: But the only way to find out is to go
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  Speaker 3: over there, to be honest. That's the that's the toasties.
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  Speaker 3: You have to go barn me and busies.
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  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 4: Bar me and busy. How good?
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