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Ice Cream Soda Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.20.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah! My frickin'
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  inbox blew up! I usually don't share pictures
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  for my radio pass. I usually don't when it comes
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  to the station I worked at in Tampa. I won't
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  do five of them for seven years. But it was a
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  memory. I was just singing about the Naked Girls
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  of 2015. The event you could not do now. And
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  I posted it, and it said, I was going through
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  my hard drive and found this picture from 2015.
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  I don't think you can do a naked car wash in
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  2026. By the way, I feel so, like, fat. I was,
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  like, probably 230, 240 there. Now I'm, like,
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  295. I wear it well because of my height, but
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  my line. I was a skinny hunk. It's Hoppy's Topless
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  Washington. There's that. One of our listeners,
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  Jake Von Klepp, said, probably not, but that
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  doesn't mean we shouldn't try. And Tom Myers
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  said, in Florida, of course you can do it. Everybody
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  thinks that everyone in Florida is just a mutant.
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  Most of us are. My voice just cracked when I
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  said that. But yes, there are some people. You
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  can do that in downtown St. Pete where everyone's
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  liberal. I have so many stories from that day.
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  Not from afar. It looks like it'll be a fun day.
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  First of all, I have a lot of respect for strippers.
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  I really do. But it was the daytime stripper,
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  so The lights were on, so you saw what they really
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  looked like. And, um, wow, there's so much to
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  get into. There was a tent in the back. Like
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  a huge, like, little tarp kind of thing. I tried
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  to just describe it. The back of the strip club
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  was there. And then there was a duck. And, um,
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  there was kind of this vibe that, like, you had
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  to keep it private. Drew Garabo was at one place.
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  We had to carry the tarp up to get the tent up.
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  So every time a car went through, me and Jake
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  Heron, we had to, like, open up the frickin'
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  little drive -thru. It sucked! But if you want
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  to see the picture, I don't post many pictures
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  of myself, but if you want to see it, it's on
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  my social media, at Ryan Harvey Radio. The most
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  unique thing I've ever seen. The fact that this
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  one girl wanted to put on a show for a guy, so
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  she grabbed the windshield wiper and used it
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  as a toy on herself. Oh! I will never forget
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  that for as long as I live. If she didn't have
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  an STD before, that windshield wiper probably
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  gave her four. And the other thing I will never
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  forget, and you probably hate that I'm bringing
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  this up, but it was sponsored by Bud Light. So
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  you know what happened. So we had endless Bud
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  Light there. And every car. That drove in to
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  get the naked car wash. Yeah, you know what they
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  did? This is the best part. They... We all gave
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  them a free open container and a little 12 ounce
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  Bud Light. I remember this guy was like, I have
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  to drive all the way home to St. Pete. This will
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  keep me company or something. And like a year
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  later, I think maybe a year later or whatever,
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  I said to Mike... I said, I don't think we're
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  supposed to be giving out open containers with
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  a naked car wash. And he was like, yeah, don't
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  tell anybody. And then 11 years later, I'm telling
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  my 340 ,000 listeners online and 10 ,000 per
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  month on the podcasting app. Yeah, I could not
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  believe that. I asked Alex, who runs Hot 97 .7
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  over at Hot 97 .7 FM Radio .com. I said, how
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  many listeners do I get? I didn't even want to
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  know. And he told me... The exact locations that
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  we do really well in. Australia, UK, Iran, Korea,
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  America, Japan, Middle East, Mexico, Cuba, Puerto
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  Rico, Hawaii are just some of the places that
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  you have helped made this. I don't feel like
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  I have that many listeners. It's done. I feel
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  like I'm talking to one person. Whoever's listening
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  right now, I'm talking to you. And this is quite
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  alarming. 340 ,000 people. I just, my jaw dropped.
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  I get this weird call yesterday. I'm at home,
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  and I was expecting a call from an Illinois number.
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  So I get a call from an Illinois number. Oh boy,
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  was I excited. Taking this as a job interview
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  for this online podcast network. I was, throw
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  that out there. I usually don't answer for numbers
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  I don't know. So I go, hello. And the guy goes,
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  is this Diana? Which is my mom's name. I go,
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  no, this is Ryan. This is her, well, Diana. I
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  went, is this because my mom needs to get her
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  roof repaired at her childhood house? And the
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  guy's like, well, I'm just calling about the
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  roof, Diana. I'm like, sir. This is a Wendy's.
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  No, I said, sir. And I'm like, no, dude. This
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  is her son. I'm starting to get a little mad.
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  And I said, I guess my mom on accident gave the
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  guy my number instead of her number. And he sounded
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  literally like the stupidest person I ever talked
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  to. He goes, wait, this isn't Diana. I said,
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  no, it's my mom. I said, do you want my mom's
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  number so you can call? Yeah, do you know what
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  type of roofing she's wanting? And I'm like,
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  Sir, I'm 1 ,200 miles away in Florida. Can I
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  give you her number? And I'll give you the first
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  six digits of it. I go, you ready for the number?
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  And he goes, yeah. She goes, and I go, 224 -232.
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  And you go, 225 -242. And I'm like, no, no, no,
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  no, no. Start over. And I'm like, you ready?
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  He's like, yeah. And I'm like, 224. He's like,
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  227. And he's being dead silent. I was like,
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  wow. I do, and I went to that guy working on
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  my, on my mom's roof. So then he did it about
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  seven times, where he got the wrong number. And
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  then all of a sudden, you know like when you
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  press a number, it does that little beep sound?
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  I think he was trying to hang up. And I called
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  my mom and I was like, please don't go with that
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  company. And she was like, was this the guy that
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  kinda had the Chicago accent? And I was like,
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  yeah. And she was like, yeah, I didn't really
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  wanna go with them anyway. I was like, good idea.
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  Guy sounds like an idiot. It's a two to five.
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  I was like, that's the one you want working on
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  your roof? I can't believe I said any customers.
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  It might have been the worst conversation I've
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  ever had. And I've been fired before, but that
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  was up there. I mean, it was, I felt hopeless.
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  I felt like I didn't know what to do, where I
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  was going. It was like never ending. I was glad
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  he hung up. He's an idiot. I don't like women.
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  that judge sports. Now, for as much as I don't
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  like women that judge sports, I do not like women
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  that are diehard sports. That's their whole existence.
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  But I saw this video of this woman complaining
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  about the next parade. You know, she would be
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  not fun to be around. Shut up. New York City,
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  don't you ever do a parade in the finance district
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  ever again in your life. Ah, in your life. You
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  sound like a team who, uh, Cardi B. Keep it to
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  55 like we're used to. Man, your age is really
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  starting to show. Mm -hmm. You're probably single
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  as hell and wondering why you can't find a man
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  and then you're not having fun because of a parade.
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  You're the worst. Like normal. Oh, what do you
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  think is normal? Men buying you dinner? Mm -hmm.
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  This parade should have ended at MSG. Mm -hmm.
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  Man, you are just washed up. You're not fun.
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  Mm -hmm. Wow, you are just a dirty rod in one,
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  aren't you? Because this is ridiculous. Man,
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  you're starting to show your age. You're probably
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  in your mid -thirties. Your clock's beginning
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  to tick. You got a body count as long as the
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  CVS receives. You're starting to freak out. The
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  most federal area of New York. Wow. You know
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  in bed she'd be like, you gotta be grateful to
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  me. I'm so great. Oh, what does she do for a
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  living? She's a singer and songwriter. Oh. I
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  bet she makes all the hits. Her name is Mia Dior.
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  Oh, wow. Yeah, we all go to the club and go,
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  hey, put on Mia DeMar. Her music's so good, the
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  way it just sounds like I'm getting bitched at
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  for nothing. Oh, wow. I've come between Jelly
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  Roll and Bunny. Oh, my God. If you're ever to
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  blame God your relationship was stupid from the
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  beginning, because God's not real. That is the
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  new headline in the $27 million split. Ah, yeah,
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  fat ass and a stupid brun. Weeks before their
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  10th wedding anniversary. God knows where my
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  journey would be at right now. Yeah, I'm so sick
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  of freaking people that are... ...going, let's
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  go to God. Shut up. I don't need to hear about
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  him talking about God. I think I'm just so bitter
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  because I lost my dad at a young age. It's like,
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  no, God's not real, dude. When he dies, there's
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  nothing. There's no God. God, let me, I didn't
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  think this was going to be so hard. Hold on.
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  Bunny XO breaks her silence on her divorce from
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  Jelly Roll. I wonder how many women cry when
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  they find out that a married man went to your
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  former brothel. The dumb blonde podcast host
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  tells all in an emotional episode of her show
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  June 18th, saying she and her rock star ex, who
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  she still refers to as her husband throughout,
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  and whose real name is Jason Bradley DeFord.
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  I call myself too. Jelly Roll, that was my name.
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  felt the stresses of life in the spotlight, and
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  began to pull apart. We stopped communicating
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  together. Yeah, he probably got... I think it's
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  the skinny one. He was... He was likeable. It
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  was the skinny guy. He just looked like a member
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  of Bubba Harmy. A loser! Um, in the past year
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  and a half. And I think that it's... Yeah, I
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  should get some marriage advice from him. I think
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  it's safe for me to say that I always loved my
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  husband a little bit more than he loved me. it's
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  safe to say. He's a lizard. He's a dog. He's
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  a fat ass. Even if he's skinny, he had to do
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  it the cheating way. And he's a cheater in general.
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  I was very like, you know, like always protecting
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  him and always making sure he was okay and like
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  always chasing him. Yeah, you ain't gonna find
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  a woman like her. Yeah, she might be a former
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  prostitute. Yeah, she might have sold a show
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  to like naked parts of her body online, but she
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  seemed to genuinely care about him. And he is
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  just a narcissistic douche. And, like, I literally
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  was the glue that held us together. And that's
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  not taking a shot in any way. That's me being
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  just 100 % honest. Yeah, you gotta see him like,
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  um... You gotta think she saw him as a fatass
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  who was coming from prison. I stopped chasing
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  him. Yeah, that's the problem. And he stopped
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  playing out. And when I say I stopped chasing
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  him, I mean I stopped everything. Okay, well,
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  that's what's going to happen. When a woman stops
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  pulling in for men's interest. Because you're
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  boring. You're a prostitute. Was this divorce
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  mutual? No, it was not mutual. Bunny XO reveals
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  the reason for her divorce with Jelly Roll. Days
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  after it was revealed that the singer, whose
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  real name is Jason DeFord, had filed for divorce
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  on May 18th, his ex details the end of the couple's
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  marriage and the day it all came crashing down.
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  She says on her Dumb Blonde podcast, June 18th...
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  On Mother's Day, we had a little bit of an argument.
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  Oh, yeah! Is there a crazy blonde? I don't think
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  the details are necessary. No, it's not. There's
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  always that one argument in a relationship. Everything
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  just ends. I was so fed up and so tired that
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  I just looked at him and I said, well, then file
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  the divorce papers. Oh, yeah, you manifested.
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  Bunny, whose real name is Elisa DeFord, then
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  packed a bag and left the couple's home and didn't
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  talk to her husband for about a week. Oh, yeah,
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  that's just real good energy, honey. And during
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  that, you know, he was so mad and we were so
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  emotional that he ended up doing exactly what
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  I told him to do and filing the divorce paper.
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  So there's that. And here's y 'all talking about
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  it on stage. I wasn't going to talk about this.
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  While we're talking about liars. We got these
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  two white trash losers. These two mutants! With
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  the maturity level of a four -year -old. Oh,
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  them mutants in the crowd. They look like a friggin'
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  loser that I'd pick up in Nebraska having their
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  trash bag transgender hooker. Yeah. Not what
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  she said on her podcast, dude. Didn't really
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  see my best friends. You're just pulling on the,
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  I believe in Jesus. Hey, what kind of wee man?
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  Even though I used to, you know, do the thing
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  that was known as rap about popping pills. But
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  now I believe in Jesus and I hang out with, but
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  quite, shut up. I bet that phone call was lovely.
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  Alright, I'm sticking around. You know the words.
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  I'm skinny now. Something about him just icks
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  me out, man. Janice Dickinson said that her facelift
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  is better than Kris Jenner's. Can you imagine
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  you're that much of a washed up woman that you're
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  critiquing someone's facelift as like a reason
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  why you're better than somebody? What does that
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  even mean? That is the saddest thing I've ever
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  heard. Oh, my face looks better. Yeah, you don't
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  want to age gracefully because you know you look
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  like a zombie. Here's the clip of Janice Dickinson
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  and her little plastic surgeon throwing shots
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  at Chris for some reason. I gotta say that this
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  feels like a totally different world right now.
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  That people used to hide facelifts and plastic
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  surgery, and now it is celebrated and ballyhooed
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  and put on Instagram. I feel better. He shaved.
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  You look terrible. He's like, I just totally
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  ripped you off. You could have gone to a better
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  doctor. 15 years of my life. Her mouth, her jaw
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  is not moving. You know what I mean? People.
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  It's like she's talking about this shot of her
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  mouth. after she is anyway. They don't really
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  notice it though. You don't notice it. You look
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  like a plastic surgery little victim. You look
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  like a moron. You look like a background actor
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  for The Walking Dead. I do social media. I'm
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  doing movies. I'm doing movies. Yeah, you sound
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  great. On runway, I'm back to modeling again.
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  I mean, there's so much going on in my life that
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  I needed a fresh, a fresher Janice. Oh, there
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  you go. That's the one Janice here. Just to embrace
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  it, you're going to be dead in nine years. I
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  really looked around for like a lot of doctors.
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  Yeah, a lot of doctors. You sound like Don Imus.
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  In Southern California. You sound drunk too.
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  And yeah, I saw Kris Jenner's facelift and I
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  was like, no, I don't want that. I don't want
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  like. I think Kris Jenner looks better than me.
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  I don't even. I don't know what to say. You can
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  think of the worst words ever, and it's what
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  you look like. You're like Daryl. You look like
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  someone you see on Nebraska Avenue in Tampa.
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  Circle the block and get caught. Yeah, you don't
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  look great. I'll be honest. Oh, yeah. Let me
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  turn the levels down here. Let me press this
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  right here. I'll press on that. Oh, it is. Are
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  you guys ready for the greatest show ever? I
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  just spent like 16 hours at home. So I'm locked
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  and loaded. Let's go. And now, back to the Hoppy
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  Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're
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  This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.
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  You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio. At gmail
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  .com. Oh, man. I feel like it's becoming a problem
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  a little bit. Well, it does not help that I stay
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  up till like 2. But I swear to God. There is
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  this new habit forming where I sleep until 11
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  a .m. And I just feel like absolute garbage.
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  But now I'm here. Rocking you like a hurricane
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  or something. I'm Hurricane Chris. Hey, baby.
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  We in the club like, hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey,
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  baby. Something like that. I got my Mitra 9 coffee
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  in this little Yeti cup. Mm -hmm. Let's drink
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  this together. I miss when they used to sponsor
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  me, but I get it. Just wish you would have told
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  me I was no longer the promo code didn't work.
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  Mm -hmm. Nothing like having listeners go, hey,
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  the promo code's not working. Anyway, let's drink
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  this together. It kind of sounds like a water
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  bong, whatever they call a bong. Mm -hmm. When
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  I say a water pipe, before medical got passed,
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  maybe like in 2016, hey, can I have a bun? I
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  like smoking pizza or smoking pipes or whatever
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  that smoke shop is, right by US 19 and St. Pete,
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  and they'd be like, you mean a water pipe, right?
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  Totally what I meant. Totally not for marijuana.
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  Anyway, let's have another sip of this cup. Mmm.
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  Mmm. Oh, yeah. I stayed home last night. I don't
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  know. I think I'm accepting that I'm a loner.
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  Mm -hmm. The sooner I accept it, the better.
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  It's one of those things that, I don't know,
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  I'm getting recognized a little more in public,
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  but not like TMZ. It's not like I'm in public
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  and I'm like, and you're just hanging out and
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  you're waiting for your hoagie. It's not like
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  Harvey Levin and Charles from TFZ walk in and
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  are like, hey, hey, Harvey. Hey, Harvey. They
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  never go, hey, dude, guess what? Yo, can we talk
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  to you for a second? But I swear to God, for
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  whatever radio infamy I have, I think that's
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  the right word to put. When I'm not in the mood
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  to talk, it's when I get recognized. The other
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  day I met this calamar. I have two stories about
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  the calamar. And I'm talking about my former
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  co -workers. And this woman goes, oh, do you
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  know this person and this person? And I'm like,
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  yeah, I worked behind the scenes for a few years.
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  And they're like, oh my God, we listen every
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  morning. And I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And they're like, how do you know them? And I'm
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  like, oh, I worked there for a few years. And
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  they're like, what's your name? And I'm like,
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  Ryan. Didn't even say who I was. When I am looking
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  to get recognized when I'm with a hot -ass girl,
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  uh -huh, never happens. But, ladies and gentlemen,
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  boys and girls, when I'm looking rickety, that's
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  when it happens. For example, just now, I have
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  a neighbor, he's a nice guy, but I was really
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  not in the mood to talk this morning, even though
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  it was like 11 .30, but it was felt earlier.
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  And he's like, hey, well, this is actually good
• 25:32
  news for my boss. I had like six bosses. But
• 25:35
  I consider MJ, a .k .a. the legend Todd Schnitt,
• 25:39
  to be a boss. And he was like, oh, you work with
• 25:43
  MJ, right? And I'm like, yeah, on occasion. He's
• 25:45
  a good guy, which I do believe. And he was like,
• 25:50
  oh, well, I don't listen to the other morning
• 25:52
  shows much anymore. But I listen to MJ every
• 25:55
  morning. My thing is, it's kind of what I do,
• 26:00
  not really, but a lot of times when I work on
• 26:05
  a show, I like to keep, it's almost like what
• 26:07
  happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I try to keep
• 26:10
  that mindset with the shows I work on. No, if
• 26:13
  you backstab me, that's not going to happen.
• 26:19
  No, but. MJ and I have a good enough relationship,
• 26:24
  almost like a radio friendship. Like we've never
• 26:27
  hung outside of work. I think with our different
• 26:31
  tax brackets, we probably would go to different
• 26:34
  establishments for dinner. Although I would love
• 26:38
  a free dinner from MJ. I'm kidding. No, but I
• 26:41
  like the guy. And they're asking me what to like.
• 26:44
  And I'm like, it's great. I learned so much,
• 26:46
  which I did. I learned more from working with
• 26:48
  him than I did a radio school. But it's not what
• 26:51
  I want to talk about at 11 .30 a .m. And I'm
• 26:55
  just waking up. There's more to me. Not really.
• 26:58
  That's the other identity crisis I've been going
• 27:02
  through lately. What else do I have? I have my
• 27:07
  mom. She's awesome. I have my kid. That's about
• 27:12
  it. My family. I know that's all you really need.
• 27:17
  But, like, people have hobbies. I'm almost the
• 27:21
  opposite. People live for their five to nine.
• 27:24
  I've seen on TikTok, people are like, your five
• 27:27
  to nine needs to be as important as your nine
• 27:29
  to five. My 11 to five, which is when I usually
• 27:33
  work, to me is all I live for. And then from
• 27:36
  5 p .m. to midnight, I'll listen to old radio
• 27:41
  shows or new radio shows. But then I can't wait
• 27:45
  for my 11 to five the next day. I'm very grateful
• 27:50
  to be doing what I want. Now, do I want more
• 27:52
  for my life? Yeah. It's still cool. But this
• 27:57
  funny thing happened. So when I was at the cover
• 28:00
  bar talking about my coworkers, I looked at my
• 28:05
  friend and I said, hey dude, if I start getting
• 28:12
  a little manic and talking too much, can you
• 28:16
  do me a favor and wink at me? just to tell me
• 28:19
  to shut up. And Frank Zuccavo, she's like, yeah,
• 28:22
  it sounds like a plan. Don't know why I made
• 28:25
  him sound like that. He kind of sounds like that.
• 28:29
  So, all of a sudden, we're talking about the
• 28:31
  show Sex in the City for some reason. And I'm
• 28:35
  like, you know what I saw one time online was
• 28:37
  that the movie, or the show and movie Entourage
• 28:40
  was Sex in the City for Guys. Everyone's laughing.
• 28:45
  Oh, that's true. Well, I have a memory. It's
• 28:48
  going to traumatize my mom. There was this one
• 28:52
  time we were watching Entourage. We used to rent
• 28:54
  the DVDs probably in 2011. And she liked the
• 28:59
  show, but did not like the sex scenes. And we
• 29:02
  all know those sex scenes are hot. It's also
• 29:07
  a little traumatizing to watch with your mom.
• 29:10
  And there was this scene, the bald guy. who was
• 29:15
  on the wire. I think his name's Dominic or something.
• 29:17
  I don't know. I think he's, I don't know. But
• 29:20
  a girl is sitting on his face while she's riding
• 29:23
  him, reverse cowgirl. And there's a lot of moaning
• 29:27
  and sex sounds. And my mom is trying to cover
• 29:32
  the TV going, oh Lord, oh Lord. As they were
• 29:36
  saying, oh God, oh God. No, but she's trying
• 29:38
  to cover the screen and she could not figure
• 29:40
  out how to get the remote to work. And it was
• 29:42
  really awkward. And I told that story at the
• 29:46
  comic bar. And they looked at me like, shut up.
• 29:49
  Like, okay, I'll shut up. That's a funny story
• 29:54
  though. You know what else has been really funny
• 29:58
  lately? There's been this thing on like Twitter.
• 30:02
  Now, when I brought this up the other day, someone
• 30:07
  really said to me, well, it's this clickbait.
• 30:09
  It's not quite what it is. There's a difference
• 30:13
  between a headline being partially clickbait
• 30:17
  and the headline being like, LeBron James speaks
• 30:22
  out on being a goat or something. But then on
• 30:26
  Twitter, there's this new thing. It might just
• 30:28
  be new on Twitter where it'll be like a video
• 30:31
  of Bunny XO saying, oh, jelly roll in the caption
• 30:34
  says jelly rolls in the closet. He likes men,
• 30:37
  blah, blah, blah. And then you click on the video
• 30:41
  and it's 50 seconds of her talking about how
• 30:43
  she wants to be a better person. And I'm falling
• 30:47
  for it on this show, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 30:50
  and girls, where I think the video is going to
• 30:51
  be something. And then it's not. So, it's driving
• 30:58
  me absolutely off the wall. You know what else
• 31:02
  is driving me off the wall? This microphone I'm
• 31:04
  using in here. It's being kind of limp. To me,
• 31:10
  after a lot of vodka. I'm having to like hold
• 31:14
  it down. Like when I have a lot of vodka. Oh
• 31:19
  yeah, what's this right here? Oh, that's my sweet
• 31:22
  cat, Lana. Oh, she's the best. I was hanging
• 31:27
  out with her last night. She's my world. The
• 31:31
  saddest thing was I said, hey, Alexa, how old
• 31:34
  is eight years old in cat years? And she goes,
• 31:37
  eight years old is approximately 48 years in
• 31:41
  human years. I was like, no. My cat's having
• 31:45
  a midlife crisis. No. Ah, it is. Oh, yeah, meow,
• 31:51
  bitch. This is her during the hurricane. You
• 31:54
  hear the rain? I got it. Yeah. You know what's
• 32:04
  funny? I find my cats meow to be absolutely adorable.
• 32:07
  They can't sing. And all my exes thought it was
• 32:12
  a nine. But they were just projecting. You know
• 32:16
  why they were projecting? Because they're a nine.
• 32:20
  How can you not like this? Oh, yeah. Look at
• 32:27
  this in the club. That's my sweet learning. And
• 32:36
  I was gone for eight days. There you go. We are
• 32:53
  all over the place today. Like usual. When are
• 32:58
  we not all over the place? That's what I want
• 33:00
  to know. So I'm kind of dabbling back in dating
• 33:05
  apps. I know I said I retired, but I don't think
• 33:09
  it's seriously. And all of a sudden, ladies and
• 33:15
  gentlemen, boys and girls. I'm noticing this
• 33:20
  trend. Now I know there's a lot of hardworking
• 33:22
  single moms out there. I get it. But the thing
• 33:30
  is this. These hardworking single moms are posting
• 33:35
  their kids on the dating apps. How stupid is
• 33:39
  that? You know what I mean? Are you out of your
• 33:45
  mind? A lot of times, Facebook dating will say,
• 33:50
  if you have mutual friends, a creep out there
• 33:53
  could do something to your kid. Now, you're a
• 33:58
  single mom. But guys out there, especially with
• 34:00
  these single moms, I don't care how much of a
• 34:04
  hot piece of ass milk she is. If she is saying
• 34:09
  that her kids come first, believe her, you're
• 34:12
  going to come second. At home. When her kids
• 34:16
  are saying, when she's saying, oh, my kids have
• 34:19
  track practice tonight. There you go. I'm just
• 34:25
  not a fan of them. You know what else I'm not
• 34:28
  a fan of is baseball nerds in public. Oh, my
• 34:31
  God. Baseball is already boring enough to hear
• 34:42
  about. I don't need to hear about, oh, well,
• 34:48
  you know, you know, the cartoon Peanuts, where
• 34:56
  they have all the adults talking, and the adults
• 34:58
  sound like, that's how it sounds when I hear
• 35:02
  people talking about baseball. Shut up! The bar
• 35:08
  is sports, and the race don't care about you.
• 35:13
  That, and if I am just noticing, because I worked
• 35:16
  in sports radio, and let me tell you, the off
• 35:19
  -season is a bad time for sports radio. One of
• 35:25
  those things that in the off -season, there is
• 35:28
  this trend that happens where they run out of
• 35:30
  things to talk about. So they start talking about
• 35:34
  the GOAT debates. Who's a better New Yorker?
• 35:41
  Eli Manning or Jalen Brunson? My God. Is that
• 35:49
  all you have to talk about? Are you serious right
• 35:52
  now? I, sports nerds, that do sports radio, got
• 36:00
  their degree from Syracuse University. And that's
• 36:06
  what you're using your degree on? To have pointless
• 36:09
  conversations like that. These are all the thoughts
• 36:13
  I had while I had a hard time staying at home
• 36:16
  last night. It took, I took like maybe four baths.
• 36:20
  Imagine that image of me in a bath, my six foot
• 36:23
  nine frame. Maybe my bath is, I don't know, five
• 36:26
  and a half feet long. I got my feet against the
• 36:29
  wall. It was like COVID again. I could have easily
• 36:35
  gone downtown if I wanted, but then when I go
• 36:37
  downtown, then I regret it. But... Because I
• 36:43
  don't have the game, man. I have game, but I,
• 36:46
  you know... You know how, like, specific players,
• 36:51
  a lot of times, like, a role player will have
• 36:54
  one thing they're really good at? So, like, Stephen
• 36:58
  Curry can get a little... Stephen Curry can play
• 37:03
  moderate defense. He's not the worst, but he's
• 37:06
  not good. But you know what I mean. You know
• 37:08
  what my player comparison is? I'm like a Seth
• 37:12
  Curry of dating apps. I can get the date, go
• 37:18
  meet at the bar, and then get laid. You know
• 37:20
  what does not happen to me? I have never once
• 37:26
  picked up a girl at the bar. No. It doesn't happen.
• 37:31
  I don't know why it doesn't happen, but it doesn't.
• 37:38
  And I'm fine with that. I truly am. And when
• 37:43
  you're like, hey, can I buy you a drink? And
• 37:46
  they're like, oh, I'll take, you know, the most
• 37:50
  expensive drink ever. And you're like, what do
• 37:56
  you like? You're freaking out. You know what
• 38:03
  that's from? On Reddit, I guess it was like 22
• 38:05
  years ago that Howard Dean had that legendary
• 38:08
  scream when he was in third place running for
• 38:10
  the Democratic nominee. A very strange joke.
• 38:17
  And I'm a strange guy. You know what I liked?
• 38:23
  I live off of a busy road in St. Pete. And on
• 38:28
  that sad, busy road. You can watch the moon set.
• 38:32
  And last night, I'm trying to watch the moon
• 38:38
  set. The moon's a crescent. And as it starts
• 38:41
  to set, it gets bigger, you know. And all of
• 38:45
  a sudden, I'm out there. I'm trying to just,
• 38:47
  you know, get sleepy. It's like 11 .50 at night.
• 38:51
  And my neighbors are arguing. Come on. What are
• 38:56
  we arguing? It was very uncomfortable. It did
• 39:02
  not make the mood set that much fun. Let me take
• 39:04
  another sip of this Mountain Dew. Oh, yeah. I
• 39:12
  know I say this every day, but I did not feel
• 39:16
  like recording tonight. There was no part of
• 39:18
  me that wanted to do it. But here I am, rocking
• 39:22
  you like a hurricane, bitch. You know, we have
• 39:33
  never lived in a better time to watch entertainment.
• 39:37
  Now our streaming service is out of control.
• 39:41
  Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's true. But ladies
• 39:45
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, the same thing
• 39:48
  with streaming services is the fact that yeah,
• 39:53
  it might be getting close to how much cable was
• 39:55
  back in the day. Although YouTube TV being 95
• 39:59
  bucks can kiss my ass. Well, ladies and gentlemen,
• 40:04
  boys and girls, I think I'm breaking the record
• 40:06
  for how many times that term is said. Take a
• 40:09
  shot. Every time I say it, ladies and gentlemen,
• 40:11
  boys and girls, you'll be drunk in the next 20
• 40:14
  minutes. But even though back in the day, it
• 40:20
  might be becoming the same price as what cable
• 40:22
  was. You can watch essentially what you want,
• 40:25
  whatever you want. And we have two -minute commercial
• 40:28
  breaks if you don't get the premium package.
• 40:30
  Not five minutes, like over -the -air TV. I mean,
• 40:36
  seriously. Are you out of your mind? You shouldn't
• 40:41
  be complaining. This is what we dreamed of 22
• 40:43
  years ago. If you want to watch the stinky cat
• 40:47
  episode of Fred's, you can watch it. Back in
• 40:52
  the day, if you were watching Nick and I, and
• 40:55
  they were showing the Are We On A Break episode
• 40:56
  for the 90th time, it's not what you wanted to
• 40:59
  watch. You can watch what you want, when you
• 41:02
  want. It's great. So, to all my, you know, corporate
• 41:09
  listeners out there, I have a question for you.
• 41:15
  So, in my day job at Paisley Meeting, I use,
• 41:20
  we use Microsoft Outlook. And I will get these
• 41:26
  notifications. I need, this is from my boss Speedy.
• 41:32
  I need this commercial made. I need that. I go,
• 41:35
  okay, cool. That's what I do. But for some reason,
• 41:39
  it's called, the website's called V Creative.
• 41:44
  And it's where you find out what commercials
• 41:46
  need to be made. And what I want to ask you guys
• 41:50
  is with Microsoft Outlook, the most important
• 41:56
  emails being the ones from my boss or the ones
• 42:01
  from V Creative show up in the other folder.
• 42:04
  And I've tried to figure out how to make it not
• 42:09
  show up in the other folder, but it's showing
• 42:12
  up in the other folder. What do I do? Leave me
• 42:17
  a voicemail. 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. I was trying
• 42:21
  to load up the TMZ website, and I almost opened
• 42:24
  up TNA Flicks, which is a good porn site. That
• 42:28
  would have been good to do at work. Yeah. I don't
• 42:33
  need to report. The worst was when I was at a
• 42:36
  conservative job two years ago, going on three
• 42:38
  years ago, and I was trying to open up a YouTube,
• 42:42
  and you just opened up, and the alarm went off.
• 42:46
  And my boss is like, Ryan, we gotta ask you about
• 42:49
  your internet history. And I'm like, oh, I'm
• 42:51
  sorry. Even though they all probably spank it
• 42:54
  at work. I bet they all have Grindr accounts.
• 43:01
  All right, I'm feeling a little sleepy right
• 43:03
  now. Like not bad, sleepy, but not great. I'm
• 43:10
  a sad guy, man. Not sad like I hate my life and
• 43:13
  I'm just like freaking burned out. My whole existence
• 43:19
  is to entertain you, folks. It's all I really
• 43:22
  care about. And I have recorded, oh jeez, I have
• 43:28
  recorded 21 days in a row. Give me a round of
• 43:31
  applause. Baby, make that ass clap. It's that
• 43:35
  Waka Flocka song. Wish I could play it, but it's
• 43:38
  copyrighted. Here's the deal. Normally I would
• 43:42
  go into Instagram and YouTube and DMZ. We have
• 43:47
  so much to get to do today. But what we're going
• 43:51
  to do is play a banger in the club to get the
• 43:54
  stuff going. So I'll be right back here. RyanHoppyRadio
• 44:14
  .com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
• 44:17
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 44:21
  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 44:28
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 44:31
  feel like listening to this next song, you can
• 44:33
  skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
• 44:36
  pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
• 44:40
  Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right
• 44:43
  back. I got a question, I don't ask why When
• 45:23
  you're chillin' with a girl all Saturday night
• 45:25
  You try to play me, actin' like a fool Saw you
• 45:29
  kissin' up another girl, breakin' the rules Have
• 45:33
  you fought in the game? For when you get home,
• 45:37
  then you'll be packin' your things Cause you
• 45:40
  thought that you had the Before you, before you
• 46:21
  Bet it out, was she worth the problems? Let your
• 46:24
  ass be heaven Heaven the next girl, caught your
• 47:47
  husband creepin' with the girl next door, it
• 47:49
  came back like a boomerang, you best girl, equality
• 47:53
  is what keep me and my lady standin', so when
• 47:56
  I tell her she pretty, she tell me I'm handsome,
• 47:59
  if you and your man had a misunderstanding, let
• 48:03
  me bone your mind to this understanding, he wants
• 48:06
  to teach you to understand him, so that's not
• 48:09
  a misunderstanding, that's a Mr. Understanding,
• 48:12
  he I'm sorry. You know why you've never heard
• 49:37
  that song? Because it's unreleased. And unfortunately
• 49:40
  on this show, those are the only things we can
• 49:44
  apply. He had daddy issues and is attracted to
• 49:48
  women with them. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
• 49:51
  Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is your
• 49:54
  alternative to the typical morning show with
• 49:56
  fake dating segments. You know what I mean? Jelly
• 50:00
  bean? Let me press this button right here. Hey,
• 50:07
  this is Eric Zane. You're like, who? Yeah, I
• 50:12
  know. Anyway, you're listening to Ryan Hoppy.
• 50:15
  Hoppy Hour. This motherfucker is resilient as
• 50:19
  shit. Everybody tries to rub Ryan's fucking face
• 50:23
  in dog shit, and then he always picks himself
• 50:26
  up. I love that. Fuck everybody. Give them the
• 50:30
  finger and kick their ass, Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
• 50:34
  to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Ah! The other
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• 52:18
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• 52:20
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• 52:31
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• 52:41
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• 52:44
  to run 6 '9", big mic, big talk Midwest made,
• 52:49
  now he run the Gulf Coast walk Morning show,
• 52:51
  but the topic's grown Spilling tea on your favorite
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• 52:57
  Rich and elite, y 'all out of your mind Red carpet
• 53:01
  rumors, messy in the sheets If they did dirt,
• 53:04
  he replay the receipts If you're scared of the
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• 53:28
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  planned it safe If you fake on the date, he expose
• 53:46
  that face Hey, puppies in the house What? It's
• 54:26
  Hoppy Hour now, yeah, the show begun. You can
• 54:55
  always email me, ryanhoppyradio at gmail .com.
• 54:58
  All right. Let's see what's going on with Instagram.
• 55:02
  All right. Let's see here. Here's an interesting
• 55:09
  clip I saved. Here's the top thing that women
• 55:15
  find attractive in men. Number one thing that
• 55:17
  women find attractive in men. Whenever my friends
• 55:20
  communicate about their frustrations with men,
• 55:22
  it's always around this very attainable quality
• 55:24
  that you can have if you don't have it already.
• 55:26
  And no, this is not about being in the best shape
• 55:29
  or having some important title. It is true that
• 55:32
  men who are irresistible to women are that way
• 55:34
  because of the choices they consistently make.
• 55:36
  If you want to talk more about it, the link is
• 55:38
  in my bio. Book a call. No, no one cares. They're
• 55:41
  not booking a Zoom call with you. When I hear
• 55:44
  my friends talk about their frustrations with
• 55:46
  men, it's always about men who are stagnant in
• 55:48
  some way. These men usually are in great shape
• 55:51
  and they have that important title. But that's
• 55:53
  all they have. There's so many guys out there
• 55:55
  that are muscling. And that's what they live
• 55:59
  for. They can still be missing momentum. Yeah,
• 56:05
  I agree. Still men who are comfortable being
• 56:07
  stagnant. Yeah, that is not a term to... Those
• 56:12
  are things that girls have told me, like, I like
• 56:14
  your hard work. You got to be careful about the
• 56:17
  clown chaser. I saw this headline here, and it
• 56:19
  made me so sad. Anne Hathaway is pregnant. That
• 56:23
  was supposed to be my baby. No. American Dad's
• 56:28
  going to have RuPaul on it. You better work,
• 56:31
  cover girl. It's going to be a good episode.
• 56:35
  Here's a woman saying the man she sleeps with
• 56:37
  is not the man she marries. Women choose who
• 56:39
  they sleep with for chemistry. They choose who
• 56:42
  they marry for safety. Yeah, that is not good.
• 56:45
  No wonder relationships end with no sex. They
• 56:48
  just want to be safe. That's it. Oh, jeez. Most
• 56:54
  men only know how to be one of those two. That's
• 56:57
  something you got to work on. If it happens,
• 57:00
  it happens. I'm just sorry. I don't want to say
• 57:03
  dejected from women. That's kind of insult vibes.
• 57:07
  But I'm just like, if it happens, if I die alone,
• 57:11
  I die alone. I saw this next headline here. I
• 57:15
  thought this was very alarming. Gen Z's often
• 57:21
  wondering why they're so cranky. They're having
• 57:25
  the least amount of sex. I don't know. Oh my
• 57:27
  God. The other day, my son had a girl over. I
• 57:30
  walked in on them and they weren't having sex.
• 57:33
  Oh Lord. Let me guess. They were just sitting.
• 57:36
  What a horrible skit. It was not what I expected.
• 57:38
  Shut up. Your skit sucks. I guess there's a report
• 57:46
  that one in three men become gay when they go
• 57:48
  to prison. Yeah, you gotta get your rocks off
• 57:50
  somehow. Here's Stephanie Joy, town DJ, her telling
• 57:55
  Cam Newton that she would date DJ Academics.
• 57:59
  Would you go on a date with DJ Academics? Oh,
• 58:02
  yes. And how many men has she been with? Is that
• 58:08
  a lock in herpes? Possibly yes, maybe yes, or
• 58:15
  a hell yes. I'm ready at 8 p .m. right now. Man,
• 58:20
  that's got to make DJ Academics hard as hell.
• 58:24
  You got to wrap that penis of yours in like a
• 58:27
  garbage, not a garbage truck, like a garbage
• 58:29
  bag to make sure you don't get anything. Here's
• 58:33
  a weird headline. Bring your kid to work day
• 58:35
  is fun, but if the work in question is robbing
• 58:37
  a cemetery mausoleum, let's not participate.
• 58:40
  A West Houston cemetery has become a crime scene.
• 58:43
  Surveillance video caught a woman stealing jewelry
• 58:45
  and other valuables from a mausoleum with a toddler
• 58:47
  by her side. She allegedly targeted glass front
• 58:52
  cremation niches containing the remains and memorial
• 58:55
  items of loved ones. Investigators say the woman
• 58:57
  used a tool to manipulate locks on a protective
• 59:00
  glass panel. Once she was inside, she allegedly
• 59:02
  removed jewelry and other valuables, all while
• 59:09
  a toddler moved alongside her. Here's Ray J talking
• 59:19
  about if Kris Jenner filmed him during sex. Making
• 59:22
  the sex tape with Kim Kardashian. I'm just telling
• 59:24
  the truth now. Tape was already done. I never
• 59:27
  had the sex tapes in my hand. Oh yeah, even though
• 59:30
  you had it in your hand. Ever. Ever. You're the
• 59:32
  star of the film. They've always been in her
• 59:35
  shoebox. Okay. I never touched them. Okay. Once
• 59:37
  they were done, shoebox to mom. To mom. To mom.
• 59:42
  Films, shoebox, mom. It's riveting stuff. That's
• 59:48
  just so good. Atlanta's number one in OnlyFans
• 59:52
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• 59:56
  dark city. 50 Cent was making jokes about Faze
• 1:00:00
  on Love being behind in child support. Here's
• 1:00:06
  R .A .J. getting intimate, talking about getting
• 1:00:09
  intimate with Sukiyama. With the good cooch.
• 1:00:12
  Oh, yeah. so so I don't need to listen to this
• 1:00:20
  I'm getting frustrated with the neighbors here's
• 1:00:28
  Pete Davidson saying he feels bad for Hawk Tua
• 1:00:30
  the thing with that Hawk Tua girl was so sad
• 1:00:32
  like I remember just being like this is sad yeah
• 1:00:36
  Like she's not, you know what I mean? What's
• 1:00:39
  going on here? She's jerking or something. She
• 1:00:42
  was kind of hypothetically. What? Talk, you idiot!
• 1:00:46
  BJ, BJing a man or something on. the interview,
• 1:00:49
  and then they got her into a meme coin or something.
• 1:00:52
  I was like, what? She was like this sweet girl
• 1:00:54
  that's like, everyone fell in love with her because
• 1:00:58
  she's kind of normal and just cares about pets,
• 1:01:02
  and everyone's like, this girl's actually cool.
• 1:01:04
  Then does one thing that didn't go the way everybody
• 1:01:07
  wanted it to, and she doesn't know how to fucking
• 1:01:09
  run crypto. I don't even know what crypto is,
• 1:01:14
  dude. Are you kidding me? If I can't hold it
• 1:01:16
  physically, I don't fuck with it. I like Pete
• 1:01:19
  Davidson. Here's my celebrity spirit animal.
• 1:01:23
  Yeah, man, Cuddy. Happy Hot Topic. What's going
• 1:01:28
  on with these morons? Today on TMZ, The Plot.
• 1:01:35
  It thickens with the Taylor Swift wedding. It
• 1:01:37
  doesn't look like the wedding itself is gonna
• 1:01:40
  be at Madison Square Garden, but Rhode Island
• 1:01:43
  Mansion is buzzing with activity. A bunch of
• 1:01:47
  people have gathered. There's a woman who looks
• 1:01:49
  like her friend Abigail. Abigail's the hot piece
• 1:01:52
  of man. There with her baby. Is that Abigail
• 1:01:55
  from Magic 94 Night Mornings? It could be a bachelorette
• 1:01:59
  party. It could be the wedding itself. Nobody
• 1:02:01
  is a mom and brings their kids to a bachelorette
• 1:02:03
  party. I'd rather eat glass than bring my toddler.
• 1:02:08
  What an annoying run. Mm -hmm. We got Christopher
• 1:02:13
  Meloni out. Jalen Brunson, he wants to get on
• 1:02:15
  SVU. Do you think he has what it takes? Absolutely.
• 1:02:17
  Well, Christopher's not on it. Of course they
• 1:02:19
  want him on it. Mm -hmm. anymore. He was on like
• 1:02:22
  law and order, organized crime. He would go undercover,
• 1:02:26
  which you can only go undercover so many times.
• 1:02:28
  That's not true. I went undercover all the time.
• 1:02:30
  Didn't you uncover fraud? People went to prison
• 1:02:32
  and now they watch TMZ and they still see it.
• 1:02:35
  It would be crazy for them. Michelle Obama gave
• 1:02:38
  the Heimlich maneuver to her friend. And it dislodged
• 1:02:41
  it. Suppose you're eating steak and you start
• 1:02:43
  choking and somebody does it. I hate that part
• 1:02:47
  of the show where they start talking and talking.
• 1:02:51
  Happy Hot Topic! Meet Travis Kelsey at midnight.
• 1:02:57
  Ahead of his wedding to Taylor Swift, the Kansas
• 1:03:00
  City Chiefs tight end enjoys a night out in L
• 1:03:02
  .A. with his brother, Jason Kelsey. Oh, yeah,
• 1:03:06
  I totally didn't cheat on her. Friends, including
• 1:03:10
  fellow NFL star Ross Travis and comedian Drewski.
• 1:03:14
  Oh, yeah, that's a good crowd to have around
• 1:03:15
  here. No, no, no. June 17th. There you go. See
• 1:03:20
  you, boys. I'm sure nothing happened. Hey, the
• 1:03:30
  dog. And Hathaway is pregnant and expecting baby
• 1:03:37
  number three with Adam Schulman. That's supposed
• 1:03:39
  to be my baby. God damn it. The Devil Wears Prada
• 1:03:43
  star shares a sweet video of herself in a glowing
• 1:03:45
  white dress. That's such a hot piece of ass.
• 1:03:50
  I can't even look at it. I'm so jealous. It's
• 1:03:52
  supposed to be mine. Mine only! It would be one
• 1:03:56
  of the greatest professional honors of my life
• 1:03:59
  if you would slap me. I'd be privileged to slap
• 1:04:04
  you. It's that hot piece of ass Deirdre Hall
• 1:04:08
  from Days of Our Lives gonna smack Craig Melvin.
• 1:04:12
  Doing us all a favor. McMillivan has one of the
• 1:04:14
  best days of his life. The Today host fulfills
• 1:04:18
  a lifelong dream on the June 19th episode of
• 1:04:20
  The Morning Show as he requests a slap in the
• 1:04:23
  face from longtime Days of Our Lives star Deidre
• 1:04:26
  Hall, who has starred on the soap opera for 50
• 1:04:29
  years. Deidre explains to Craig how she'll orchestrate
• 1:04:33
  the iconic moment. Be gentle now. Don't hurt
• 1:04:37
  the money. Forget it. I'm gonna... Draw my hand
• 1:04:42
  back. Okay. And I'm going to come very close
• 1:04:44
  to your face. Okay. And when you feel that happen,
• 1:04:47
  you're going to snap your head. Okay. You ready?
• 1:04:49
  I think I am. All right. Your crew's ready. Oh,
• 1:04:53
  boy. He's a dish. That was hilarious. God, she's
• 1:05:00
  a cougar. I can't play it, but... It's got music
• 1:05:06
  in the background, but Shakira's got a new boyfriend
• 1:05:08
  being this lawyer. Can you imagine a hot piece
• 1:05:13
  of ass lawyer? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 1:05:15
  wait. I'm so addicted to saying hot piece. I
• 1:05:17
  just called a guy a hot piece. I'll accept the
• 1:05:19
  defeat. And now, please welcome former First
• 1:05:24
  Lady Michelle Obama, Malia and Sasha Obama. and
• 1:05:29
  our fourth president of the united states the
• 1:05:34
  truth is the girls don't pay much attention to
• 1:05:36
  you know what is being said about me maybe not
• 1:05:41
  back in 2012 but that's definitely changed Check
• 1:05:44
  out Malia and Sasha Obama all grown up and making
• 1:05:48
  a rare public appearance to support their dad
• 1:05:50
  Barack as he opens his new presidential center
• 1:05:52
  with a star -studded celebration on the south
• 1:06:00
  side of Chicago. What can I say? Your mom hates
• 1:06:17
  me, but whatever. You mean everything to me.
• 1:06:19
  There you go. And then D4VD, David's friend,
• 1:06:24
  says that he had nothing to do with it. He's
• 1:06:29
  a lying psychopath. This woman named Crystal
• 1:06:33
  Lawson is facing 100 felonies for leaking info
• 1:06:35
  to a drug ring as a cop. There was a video of
• 1:06:39
  Carmelo Anthony, not the failed NBA superstar,
• 1:06:42
  no, the murderer. saying he did it. Kevin Hart
• 1:06:46
  claims his ex -assistant owes him for breach
• 1:06:49
  of contract. And I could not believe this. How
• 1:06:54
  much of a cloud -chasing loser is Bonnie XO's
• 1:07:00
  husband that he's making TikTok videos saying
• 1:07:04
  he wants her back? Are you serious, dude? You
• 1:07:09
  make all men look bad. You have no game. Yeah,
• 1:07:13
  I get it. Sometimes you romanticize your ex.
• 1:07:17
  I do. And I bet Bonnie XO is fun in bed. I get
• 1:07:22
  it. She's hot. But do you really want her back,
• 1:07:26
  dude? She got plowed by jelly roll. That should
• 1:07:31
  be horrifying enough. Oh, but I miss her. You're
• 1:07:36
  a beta male dummy. You should never want somebody
• 1:07:41
  back after you break up with them. Never. Think
• 1:07:46
  about that fatty before he cheated and took Ozempic
• 1:07:49
  and cheated on her. Imagine him on top of her,
• 1:07:52
  plowing high. You want that back? Have at it.
• 1:07:58
  You're a beta male idiot. I saw this online here.
• 1:08:05
  What's up, y 'all? What's up, man? This morning,
• 1:08:10
  comedian Carlos Mencia under arrest. I have a
• 1:08:15
  car. It's on my Instagram. I met him 10 years
• 1:08:19
  ago on a college show. I'm going to whip somebody's
• 1:08:23
  ass. No, but he's nice enough. But he's an idiot.
• 1:08:27
  Why do celebrities think they can cheat taxes?
• 1:08:32
  You can cheat on your wife all you want. But
• 1:08:35
  you're never going to beat the IRS, you idiot.
• 1:08:38
  Accused of not paying taxes on nearly $9 million
• 1:08:40
  of income. He'll steal your jokes and your money.
• 1:08:45
  It's actually called a smartphone because it's
• 1:08:48
  going to make you smarter. Ha ha ha. Hell yes.
• 1:08:51
  So long. Stand -up comedian is now charged with
• 1:08:54
  12 felony counts. Prosecutors allege he failed
• 1:08:57
  to file personal and business tax returns between.
• 1:09:00
  Man, he has like a lot of poses, like his hand
• 1:09:03
  over his mouth. It's like, God, yeah, dude. In
• 1:09:06
  2019 and 2024, resulting in more than $300 ,000
• 1:09:10
  in unpaid California state taxes. Why would that
• 1:09:14
  not go unnoticed, you idiot? No wonder your career
• 1:09:17
  peaked in 07. You're dumb. He is on the California
• 1:09:21
  Franchise Tax Board's list of the 500 greatest
• 1:09:26
  tax delinquents in both personal and corporate
• 1:09:29
  income categories. Yeah, it's not the category
• 1:09:33
  you want to be on. You're never on the list of
• 1:09:35
  best comedians, so this is the best you can do.
• 1:09:39
  The California Franchise Tax Board allegedly
• 1:09:42
  sent Mencia 78 payment notices, but they... Yeah,
• 1:09:45
  you know, he doesn't check his mail. Because
• 1:09:48
  he's crying that rug and scorn his ass. Claim
• 1:09:52
  he never responded. Mencia began doing stand
• 1:09:55
  -up in the 1980s in Los Angeles. Oh, he's so
• 1:09:57
  funny! And in the early 2000s, became one of
• 1:10:02
  the most popular comics in the country. I'm so
• 1:10:05
  embarrassed that in middle school I liked the
• 1:10:06
  mind of Mencia. I'm an idiot! Gotta talk about
• 1:10:10
  this because, of course, it's tax day. During
• 1:10:15
  a 2007 show, he talked about how he thought taxes
• 1:10:18
  were important. Maybe I'm different, but I believe
• 1:10:24
  that taxes... He might get prison time, dude.
• 1:10:27
  ...are a good thing. Because they're the only
• 1:10:31
  reason that keeps us from becoming a third world
• 1:10:34
  country like the one that most of us left to
• 1:10:37
  be in this great country in the first place.
• 1:10:40
  Yeah, and he's doing this post here where he's
• 1:10:43
  got his hands all out. You're an idiot, dude.
• 1:10:46
  You stole jokes from Rogan, who's a good podcast
• 1:10:50
  host, but a terrible comedian. Has not commented
• 1:10:53
  on the latest. Yeah, I'm pretty sure his lawyer
• 1:10:56
  told him to shut up. And for the first time ever,
• 1:10:59
  He was actually quiet. Idiots. Done it. Ron Hoppy
• 1:11:05
  on the air. Yeah, we backing this. Turn it up
• 1:11:10
  in your car. In your cubicle. Wherever you at.
• 1:11:15
  We got another one to talk about. Scroll, same
• 1:11:23
  face, same pose. Filter on thick like them fake
• 1:11:26
  friends' clothes. Capture so deep it don't say
• 1:11:28
  one thing. But the brand deal link always stay
• 1:11:31
  front page. To rehearse that laugh that I'm just
• 1:11:34
  like you. In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous
• 1:11:36
  view. Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the
• 1:11:39
  podcast. Can't say a whole lot of words, but
• 1:11:41
  there's nothing really there. Alex Burrows is
• 1:11:44
  a wannabe, call her daddy. Wannabe, wannabe.
• 1:11:48
  Trying to copy every topic, everybody. Yeah,
• 1:11:52
  all soft, all blunt But it's hollow in the center
• 1:11:55
  You forget about the dinner Alex Pearl is a wannabe,
• 1:12:00
  that's tragic Same script, same lines, all plastic
• 1:12:04
  Happy hour, call it out, that's a habit We allergic
• 1:12:08
  to the fake Yeah, we got a habit Storytime hit,
• 1:12:13
  but it's all prepped tears Got a heartbreak arc
• 1:12:15
  every couple of years New boy, same plot, cue
• 1:12:18
  the ringtone We'll see you next time. But it's
• 1:12:45
  hollow in the center You forget about a dinner
• 1:12:48
  Alex Earl is a wannabe, that's tragic Same script,
• 1:12:53
  same lines, all plastic Hoppy, I will call it
• 1:12:56
  out, that's the habit We allergic to the fake
• 1:12:59
  Yeah, we gotta have him Runnin', runnin', they
• 1:13:04
  confused Clout with a soul Turn the timeline
• 1:13:08
  to a black hole, pretty face They can take, that's
• 1:13:12
  the package But empty stays empty, you can't
• 1:13:14
  capture magic So we sit on truth, that hot, be
• 1:13:17
  brute Every Friday, yeah, we review If the crown
• 1:13:21
  don't fit, don't grab it If the mic too heavy,
• 1:13:25
  don't drag it Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her
• 1:13:29
  daddy Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Tryna copy
• 1:13:32
  every topic, everybody Come on, all, all talk,
• 1:13:36
  all glum But it's hollow in the center You forget
• 1:13:41
  about it, Jenna. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's
• 1:13:45
  tragic. Same script, same lines, all plastic.
• 1:13:48
  Hoppy Hour, turn it up. Make them panic. Be allergic
• 1:13:51
  to the fake. Yeah, we got to have you. Hoppy
• 1:13:55
  Hour. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy
• 1:14:02
  Hour. Hoppy Hour. Oh, yeah. 856 -409 -HOPPY.
• 1:14:10
  8 -5 -6 -5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me
• 1:14:15
  at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio
• 1:14:20
  at gmail .com, bitch. It might be the start of
• 1:14:37
  beautiful things for Benson Boone and Alex Earle.
• 1:14:40
  Oh, yeah! You know he's plowing hard. The singer
• 1:14:44
  and influencer spark romance rumors when stepping
• 1:14:46
  out for dinner in L .A. Kind of looks like Jack
• 1:14:48
  Harlow at the moment. Together on June 18th.
• 1:14:51
  For their outing at celeb hotspot Craig's, Earle
• 1:14:54
  was all smiles and a pair of oversized jeans
• 1:14:56
  and a sheer black lacy top. There you go. They're
• 1:15:00
  hanging out. Dinner thing! All right, this is
• 1:15:06
  my new favorite song, man. It's time for Jelly
• 1:15:09
  Rollin' Dudes. Heavy boots on a tiny walk Bunny
• 1:15:35
  XO, girl you know He's a late fee everywhere
• 1:15:38
  you go He takes up space Then acts surprised
• 1:15:43
  Said that's just me With those same old eyes
• 1:15:48
  Jelly Roll, go away Jelly Roll, go away Bunny
• 1:15:54
  needs a baby Little grin, same old mess you're
• 1:16:19
  dragging in Promise big, then break it small
• 1:16:22
  Always first to blame the wall Run this in, that
• 1:16:26
  same old show Tired of the yes -man glow She
• 1:16:29
  needs peace, she needs room Not your shadow in
• 1:16:33
  the room You take too much, you give too little
• 1:16:38
  All that noise just fits the mood She deserves
• 1:16:58
  more plain and clear Jelly Roll Let her breathe,
• 1:17:03
  let her shine Let her have her own damn life
• 1:17:06
  No more dragging through the door No more begging
• 1:17:35
  All right, let's see what's going on with everyone's
• 1:17:39
  favorite former white trash couple. Jelly Roll
• 1:17:45
  slams cheating rumors amid his divorce from Bunny
• 1:17:47
  XO. How are we supposed to believe you? You admitted
• 1:17:50
  before you cheated on her and you married a prostitute.
• 1:17:55
  How are we supposed to know what's true, dude?
• 1:17:57
  The singer breaks his silence on his breakup
• 1:17:59
  with Bunny XO after 10 years of marriage, shutting
• 1:18:02
  down speculation that their split in May had
• 1:18:04
  anything to do with cheating. Of course not.
• 1:18:07
  You're so perfect. Shut up. He says that his
• 1:18:13
  June 18th concert per video footage shared to
• 1:18:15
  his Instagram. The Internet is a liar. Me and
• 1:18:18
  my wife are best friends. Oh, yeah. It's totally
• 1:18:21
  what she said on her podcast. Not at all. You
• 1:18:24
  idiot. You must just think we're dumb. Psycho
• 1:18:29
  fan fan. Kiss your ass. Now I'm the only one
• 1:18:35
  that calls it out. We will always be best friends.
• 1:18:39
  You guys are best friends. We just got off the
• 1:18:44
  phone earlier today. And Bunny XO says that she
• 1:18:50
  loved him more than he loved her. And here she
• 1:18:52
  is denying that she's dating Chad Kroger. This
• 1:18:55
  is so wrong. I am not dating Chad Kroger. I am
• 1:18:58
  so sorry to Chad and Nickelback for this happening.
• 1:19:03
  It's embarrassing. Whatever, honey. You're not
• 1:19:06
  that interesting. That was the internet that
• 1:19:08
  wasn't you. I know. What about the cackling morons?
• 1:19:13
  Okay? The internet made that rumor. I know. I
• 1:19:16
  can't listen to this. It's just like blah, blah.
• 1:19:19
  Oh, blah. That's all you're doing. Blah, blah,
• 1:19:23
  blah, blah, blah. But then again, isn't that
• 1:19:27
  what I do on this show? Time for Royal Family
• 1:19:30
  News. Uh, uh, uh. Yeah, yeah. It's the back on,
• 1:19:37
  on. It's the back on, on. Uh, uh, uh. Static
• 1:19:43
  crackle mic pops, happy hours live Spittin' flames
• 1:19:46
  on the royals, watch them squirm and dive Prince
• 1:19:49
  Andrew creepin' Epstein's ghost in the air Royal
• 1:19:51
  bloodline dirty, but they actin' on fair Megan
• 1:19:54
  playin' victim, spotlight a game Got the crown
• 1:19:58
  shook, can't handle the flame Napo babies flexin',
• 1:20:01
  silver spoons in they fists But Hoppy call it
• 1:20:03
  foul, they can't duck from the disc Happy hours
• 1:20:05
  with bombs, hittin' the waves No crowns, no thrones,
• 1:20:09
  just the mic and the blaze Ghosts and royals
• 1:20:12
  Hypocrisy displayed, turn the volume up Let the
• 1:20:15
  truth cascade Queen's tea sippin', but the kettle
• 1:20:18
  stay hot Hoppy's throwin' shots, royal egos gettin'
• 1:20:21
  caught Palace halls crumble from the words that
• 1:20:23
  he spoke Prince Andrew's alibi, nah, that's a
• 1:20:26
  joke Meghan preachin' kindness, but the script
• 1:20:28
  don't align Hoppy peepin' through the curtain,
• 1:20:31
  seein' truth in decline Royal rules ancient,
• 1:20:33
  dust on the crown Hoppy hour breakin' chains,
• 1:20:36
  burnin' it down Static bug Voices ride, airwaves
• 1:20:39
  on fire. Taking on the monarchy. Call him the
• 1:20:42
  town crier. Speaking truth to power, they can't
• 1:20:44
  muzzle the sound. Hoppy hour reigns, while the
• 1:20:47
  royals go down. Alright. I know. Yo! Hoppy Hot
• 1:21:01
  Topic! I should probably have a YouTube. Unmuted!
• 1:21:08
  Prince William is revealing his secret hobby.
• 1:21:10
  The Prince of Wales shares that he still keeps
• 1:21:12
  up with his love for motorcycles, even going
• 1:21:15
  out for rides incognito. I would love to see
• 1:21:18
  what that disguise is. Also, I don't think you
• 1:21:20
  should be saying that. We thought people were
• 1:21:22
  going to be looking for it. He says during a
• 1:21:25
  visit. A balding moron with terrible teeth. Two
• 1:21:27
  Norfolk blood bikes on June 11th per hello. I
• 1:21:31
  love bikes. I do still ride now and again, quietly.
• 1:21:35
  Yeah, the bike ain't very important. Prince Harry
• 1:21:39
  and Meghan Markle are reportedly set to have
• 1:21:42
  a royally good time during their upcoming visit
• 1:21:45
  to the UK. That's good. King Charles is said
• 1:21:48
  to have offered accommodations on a royal estate
• 1:21:51
  for the couple and their children while they're
• 1:21:53
  across the pond in July. See, he's not all bad,
• 1:21:57
  unlike his loser brother, Andrew. According to
• 1:22:02
  multiple outlets, including People, the monarch
• 1:22:05
  extended the invite following still unconfirmed
• 1:22:08
  news that Harry and Meghan will be bringing Prince
• 1:22:11
  Archie and Princess Lilibet to the Duke's home
• 1:22:13
  country. All right, so he's taking care of them.
• 1:22:15
  I got to go to the bathroom. We'll be right back.
• 1:22:17
  Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be
• 1:22:34
  right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:22:37
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 1:22:41
  poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 1:22:47
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:22:49
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 1:22:52
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 1:22:55
  in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,
• 1:22:58
  yeah. Let me press this right here. Don't worry,
• 1:23:01
  Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. All I
• 1:23:31
  need is a cutie and I can't go wrong. That's
• 1:23:36
  when, that's when I noticed you soon as I stepped
• 1:23:39
  into the room. The music's jumping but I noticed
• 1:23:43
  something about you. Hopin' you would come and
• 1:23:49
  show me more If it is like that Ooh, who taught
• 1:23:53
  you how to dance like that? And ooh, who taught
• 1:23:57
  you how to move it like that? Yeah, ooh, I love
• 1:24:01
  it when you do it like that And I know we gon'
• 1:24:04
  kick it tonight If it is like that This drink
• 1:24:09
  got me feelin' real nice And this spot so hot
• 1:24:12
  I could dance all night Boy, you know you got
• 1:24:16
  me goin' And I can't sit down. What you working
• 1:24:19
  with, baby? Well, I'm gonna find out. That's
• 1:24:23
  why, that's why I'm feeling what I'm feeling
• 1:24:26
  as I dance with you. My body's overheating, but
• 1:24:30
  I'm trying to be cool. Ooh, baby, when we leave
• 1:24:34
  the floor, I can't wait for you to show me more.
• 1:24:37
  If it is like that, ooh, we'll teach you how
• 1:24:41
  to dance. Light it up and get, get high Ride
• 1:25:03
  with me, ride with me, ride Pitch that Chico,
• 1:25:06
  gotta spit that fast Fill that cup, blow that
• 1:25:09
  fast Quickest one, two, three, wheel, four, five
• 1:25:11
  If you get out of line, get off your ass Get
• 1:25:14
  on the grind, get on the floor, let me jump right
• 1:25:16
  behind Catch him in the club, jugglin' times
• 1:25:18
  That's me, no trees, no game Lookin' for them
• 1:25:21
  women that ain't got no rings Ready for whatever
• 1:25:23
  like it ain't no thing Walkin' through the club
• 1:25:25
  like my shit don't change, change We'll be right
• 1:25:42
  back. How to dance like that And ooh, who taught
• 1:26:12
  you how to move it like that? Yeah, ooh, I love
• 1:26:16
  it when you do it like that And I know we gon'
• 1:26:19
  kick it tonight If it is like that All my ladies
• 1:26:23
  in the club tonight Hit the bar, take a shot
• 1:26:25
  and get, get rad All the boys in the club tonight
• 1:26:28
  Oh yeah! And get, get high All my ladies in the
• 1:26:31
  club tonight Hit the bar, take a shot and get,
• 1:26:34
  get rad All the boys in the club Now for something
• 1:26:59
  completely different. Door is closing. Ladies
• 1:27:54
  and gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio
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  show on the planet. The other stations are tuned
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  in, too. Talkin' all night, happy hours live,
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  buzzin' so right Blunts in the air, fakes everywhere,
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  cob on the side, crates on the share We know
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  it's comin' at ya, hard times on the air Livin'
• 1:28:40
  in the moment, no worries, no care Smoke fills
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  the room, sun chasin' moon Chillin' with the
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  are thumpin'. Feel the beat rise, no more slumpin'.
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  We know it's comin' at ya, hard times on the
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  air. Livin' in the moment, no worries, no care.
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  8, 5, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7
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  with the crew. Vibes are in tune. Radio is bumping.
• 1:29:36
  Hearts are thumping. Feel the beat rise. No more
• 1:29:40
  slumping. We knew coming at you. Oh, yeah. I
• 1:30:05
  usually don't do the same as much. Because we're
• 1:30:08
  now recording from, you know, a coffee bar anymore.
• 1:30:13
  That was Run My Nepo, babies. But, you know,
• 1:30:18
  I had to bring it back. Because there's a lot
• 1:30:20
  of stuff going on. In the road of marijuana.
• 1:30:26
  I got it. If you're stoned or not. Give me a
• 1:30:34
  voicemail. 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7! Alright, let's
• 1:30:41
  go! Court term comes to an end. The high court
• 1:30:52
  issuing a unanimous ruling today in the U .S.
• 1:30:56
  versus Himani. The justices siding with a Texas
• 1:30:59
  man who argued a law barring drug users from
• 1:31:02
  owning guns was a violation. Marijuana is not
• 1:31:06
  a drug. It's a plant. It gets you stoned and
• 1:31:09
  relaxes you. And the people in Texas that hate
• 1:31:12
  weed would totally use it to relax. Shut up.
• 1:31:18
  You're not dying. Of his Second Amendment rights.
• 1:31:21
  There's that. And there's this. A new meaning
• 1:31:29
  to flying high. Correspondent Troy Campbell.
• 1:31:32
  Oh, my God. How excited was this dork to say
• 1:31:35
  that? Meaning to flying high. Shut up. You're
• 1:31:38
  stubborn and dying. I'm your community correspondent,
• 1:31:41
  Troy Campbell, and right now I'm at Orlando International
• 1:31:43
  Airport. We know where you are, Dan. I've actually
• 1:31:47
  never been to an airport. We've been speaking
• 1:31:49
  with passengers who say they had no idea. The
• 1:31:52
  TSA is now allowing people with their medical
• 1:31:55
  marijuana to board planes. I've totally never
• 1:31:59
  flown with it from Illinois. I've totally never
• 1:32:03
  put it on the bottom of my suitcase. Because
• 1:32:09
  why would I do that? I've never done it. Many
• 1:32:12
  of them saying there's still a lot of confusion.
• 1:32:15
  I was just now hearing about it. And your homie
• 1:32:19
  right here would have flown with it. I'm so glad
• 1:32:21
  they are, man, because there's so many people
• 1:32:23
  that actually need. Yeah, you know, getting stoned
• 1:32:26
  and eating hot pockets. their medical medicine
• 1:32:30
  passengers at orlando international airport reacting
• 1:32:33
  to the tsa policy which now allows medical marijuana
• 1:32:37
  to be stored in both checked and carry -on luggage
• 1:32:40
  oh yeah Carry -on luggage? Oh, God. I mean, you
• 1:32:45
  can't bring a lighter on. So you're going to
• 1:32:48
  have to get a lighter wherever you're flying.
• 1:32:50
  I mean, it is great. Honestly, I feel like everybody
• 1:32:53
  deserves to have their medicine with them. Yeah,
• 1:32:56
  the medicine. I love hearing them call it medicine.
• 1:33:03
  As much as I love marijuana, I don't got my meds.
• 1:33:08
  It's just marijuana that made dead. no matter
• 1:33:10
  what it is back in april the trump administration
• 1:33:13
  took action to reclassify marijuana from a scheduled
• 1:33:16
  one drug to a less severe schedule three and
• 1:33:19
  we just don't have it as a drug at all that'd
• 1:33:21
  be kind of nice but the borders can't get over
• 1:33:24
  themselves after dozens of states including florida
• 1:33:27
  have passed medical marijuana legislation yeah
• 1:33:30
  the problem is if you don't have your card on
• 1:33:33
  you i would tell you i know about this if you
• 1:33:35
  don't have your card on you and you have a pen
• 1:33:37
  with you it's a felony it's I was not aware.
• 1:33:40
  It's stupid. No, I don't think nobody's talking
• 1:33:44
  about it yet. All right, nobody talking about
• 1:33:46
  it, man. There you go. All right, it's time for
• 1:33:50
  Hoppy's Hoops. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking
• 1:33:59
  down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
• 1:34:02
  I got it. Stolen stuff from Queens Droppin' dollars,
• 1:34:06
  bombs all in on the schemes Hoppy Swoos, man,
• 1:34:09
  he knows it all From sandals to the gourd, rise
• 1:34:12
  and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy
• 1:34:16
  Owl got that shock and awe MJ to Kobe, legends
• 1:34:20
  in the game Jack's new presence, true hall of
• 1:34:23
  fame Hoppy's skills of tea, ain't playin' tame
• 1:34:26
  Behind the curtain, nothin' left the same Hoppy
• 1:34:29
  Swoos, man, he knows it all From sandals to the
• 1:34:32
  gourd, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll have
• 1:34:35
  a ball Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe Crazy
• 1:34:40
  exes, wild and scandalous League full of stories,
• 1:34:43
  ain't nothing fabulous Ryan breaks it down, gets
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  unanimous Tune to Hoppy Hour, never anomalous
• 1:34:49
  Y 'all know the score, but he dies deeper Locker
• 1:34:53
  room secrets, stats like a keeper Voices every
• 1:34:56
  week, analysis sweeper NBA's real talk, cuts
• 1:34:59
  to the sleeper Hoppy's hoops, man, he knows it
• 1:35:02
  all From scandals to the court, rise and fall
• 1:35:05
  Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Owl got
• 1:35:09
  that shock and awe These moves ain't nose at
• 1:35:12
  all From scandals to the court, rise and fall
• 1:35:15
  Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Owl got
• 1:35:19
  that shock and awe Hoppy Owl got that shock and
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  awe Hoppy Owl got that shock and awe One member
• 1:35:45
  of Taylor's girl gang, Mariska Hargitay, is busy
• 1:35:48
  on Broadway, but she notably doesn't have a performance
• 1:35:52
  scheduled on July 3rd. Today, the SVU star was
• 1:35:56
  among the tons of celebs showing up and showing
• 1:36:00
  out at the Knicks celebration parade. Here is
• 1:36:06
  Michael Jordan discussing the idea of being a
• 1:36:08
  goat. You know. In 1990 or 2005, they voted me
• 1:36:12
  as like the best or the most popular athlete.
• 1:36:16
  You know, it's ironic that I'm the youngest of
• 1:36:18
  the three. So in essence, it's all relevated
• 1:36:21
  on who is watching now. If you ask 20 years from
• 1:36:25
  now, I'm pretty sure LeBron may beat me. you
• 1:36:28
  know, based on. Unfortunately, that's true because
• 1:36:30
  Gen Z did not see the greatness of the goat of
• 1:36:33
  being Michael Jordan. Who's going to be making
• 1:36:35
  a voting? So I take, I say that to say, to understand
• 1:36:38
  that, you know, it is what it is. Here's Jalen
• 1:36:45
  Brunson being interviewed by kids saying that
• 1:36:47
  the most famous person in his phone is Luca.
• 1:36:49
  Who would you say is the most famous person in
• 1:36:51
  your phone? Most famous person I've followed?
• 1:36:55
  That's a good question. I don't know. Some basketball
• 1:36:58
  player, right? Yeah, probably one of your teammates
• 1:37:00
  or something. Probably. I would say Luca, probably.
• 1:37:04
  There you go. Had to be careful with the music
• 1:37:06
  in the background. There's a racist woman saying
• 1:37:14
  she doesn't like that Jalen Brunson married a
• 1:37:17
  white woman. Finding out that Brunson has a white...
• 1:37:23
  Wife. Oh, heaven forbid. We're all going to die
• 1:37:29
  and be skeletons or, you know, dust. I just want
• 1:37:32
  my morning. All right, bitch. I know what you're
• 1:37:34
  saying. Uh, here's Jalen Bronson talking about
• 1:37:42
  when he met Kobe in Christmas. The Lakers were
• 1:37:45
  playing in Chicago for Christmas, and unfortunately,
• 1:37:48
  I remember that game. Kobe did not play. Oh,
• 1:37:51
  man. Kind of bummed or whatever, but then it's
• 1:37:53
  post -game. Behind the scenes, in the back, way
• 1:37:56
  up. There's this move. The United Center, and
• 1:37:58
  then Kobe comes out. I just remember him walking
• 1:38:01
  down the hallway. As a teenager, you're trying
• 1:38:03
  to keep your cool. So I said hi, shook his hand
• 1:38:05
  or whatever. And Kobe said something that, to
• 1:38:08
  this day, I will never forget. And that's when
• 1:38:10
  he said, why work if you don't want to be the
• 1:38:13
  best? That cool will sit with me forever. I like
• 1:38:17
  that. I like this podcast, even though Vince
• 1:38:22
  Carter blocked me in 2012 because he would tweet.
• 1:38:24
  Remember when people would do hashtag NP, what
• 1:38:26
  you're playing to music, now playing? I tweeted,
• 1:38:29
  we get it, Vince, you like music, and then he
• 1:38:31
  blocked me. But here's the cousins with Vince
• 1:38:33
  Carter and Tracy McGrady podcast talking about
• 1:38:37
  Jalen's already an all -time Nick. The greatest
• 1:38:39
  Nick. I don't know. I don't love it either. Oh,
• 1:38:42
  my God. What a dumber. You know, I just want
• 1:38:45
  to put that out there because I still think,
• 1:38:47
  you know, I mean, I don't even care, man. I'm
• 1:38:52
  there with you, Tracy. Yes. And that's what I
• 1:38:55
  was about to say. I think right now, Jalen Brunson
• 1:38:58
  is king. Errors are different. Errors are different,
• 1:39:02
  bro. Here's the Jordan Woods on NBC News talking
• 1:39:11
  about the no intimacy rule. Oh, okay. Go ahead.
• 1:39:15
  What is your idea? Whoa, what is this? Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:22
  Oh, wait, we just go right in. I know. I'm like,
• 1:39:24
  whoa. Shannon Bush Hager. That stupid nipple,
• 1:39:28
  baby. Get the question out, honey. Okay. Well,
• 1:39:32
  now I'm nervous. I'm nervous. So, we heard you
• 1:39:36
  broke the rule. I'm like, your mom's here. Okay,
• 1:39:40
  no. Yeah, we all have sex. We know Jordan Woods
• 1:39:43
  went down on a married man. She obviously has
• 1:39:46
  sex. All right. She's going to go on to say that
• 1:39:53
  they didn't abide by it. Man, that's cackling
• 1:39:55
  hench house. Can't get a word out. What are you
• 1:39:59
  doing? It's Patrick Gillings saying what he would
• 1:40:05
  be like now if he played. There's not that many
• 1:40:08
  great centers. And I'd be dead. God damn it.
• 1:40:11
  There's music. They're playing Nori. I can't
• 1:40:13
  play it. He said he would be MJ in his era. I'm
• 1:40:18
  sorry. There's music all over these clips. And
• 1:40:22
  Josh Hart said he had whoopie last night. So
• 1:40:25
  that's good. That's good. I'm getting mad. I'm
• 1:40:31
  getting mad. You see what I had to deal with?
• 1:40:34
  If I play 10 seconds of a song, I get a copyright
• 1:40:37
  strike. But Twitter can play it. Man, funk that.
• 1:40:45
  Here's Mike Brown at the rally saying, who let
• 1:40:48
  the dogs out? And then Jalen makes fun of it.
• 1:40:49
  Let's go one time. Who let the dogs out? Who
• 1:40:54
  let the dogs out? I love it. He's showing his
• 1:40:58
  age. It's so cute. I love you, New York. Hell
• 1:41:02
  yeah. All right, guys. Let me see if I can get
• 1:41:07
  to Jalen. Again, I'm getting attacked by copyright
• 1:41:10
  today. Golly nuts. Jalen goes on to say, I keep
• 1:41:16
  telling him not to say it. I'm sorry. I know
• 1:41:18
  it's annoying. You want to hear it, but I can't
• 1:41:21
  play it. It's starting to make me mad. Can you
• 1:41:25
  tell it's making me mad? Here is Jalen on haters.
• 1:41:29
  Thank you guys. Because without you, this wouldn't
• 1:41:32
  be possible. Let me skip over this. It's another
• 1:41:38
  clip of Jalen talking. God damn it. Everything's
• 1:41:42
  annoying me today. Here we go. Right here. Let's
• 1:41:45
  see if they stop playing a song. Lastly, there's
• 1:41:49
  a lot of people that have a lot of negative stuff
• 1:41:52
  to say. There's a lot of people who have a lot
• 1:41:55
  of opinions. Stephen A. Smith, a dumb broad.
• 1:42:00
  You really don't have to say shit to them. Nah,
• 1:42:13
  they don't deserve it. They don't deserve it.
• 1:42:16
  Here's what's weird. Here's what's weird. Then
• 1:42:19
  they say that they don't deserve it, but then
• 1:42:21
  here is Stephen A. Smith getting booed at the
• 1:42:24
  live broadcast of the Roommates podcast. So you
• 1:42:33
  can't be doing the... Shut up, Stephen. Your
• 1:42:35
  laugh's a moron. You can't be doing a parade
• 1:42:37
  and saying, oh, we don't care about the haters.
• 1:42:43
  What's going on, y 'all? That's how we feel about
• 1:42:47
  you, you moron. All right. That was a very frustrating
• 1:42:53
  segment. Time for NFL news. Oh, yeah. We have
• 1:43:04
  81 days until the NFL returns. And I'm pretty
• 1:43:10
  excited. The thing is to me, once the NFL returns,
• 1:43:15
  then the days get shorter. Starting on Sunday,
• 1:43:19
  June 21st, it's the solstice of the summer. So
• 1:43:25
  we got to appreciate the weather now. But the
• 1:43:27
  NFL season's going to be so good. We're going
• 1:43:32
  to be hanging out, watching people give each
• 1:43:35
  other, you know. CTE, it's adorable. It's quite
• 1:43:40
  the sport, isn't it? Oh, it is. Oh, it's so good.
• 1:43:47
  Let this play out. There's really not that much
• 1:43:51
  to talk about, but I wanted to get all this crap
• 1:43:54
  out of the way. But first, let's let this music
• 1:43:56
  play out. Oh yeah! If you turn on boring sports
• 1:44:16
  radio, you'll hear about the X's and O's of football.
• 1:44:20
  Here, we talk about the X's and O's. We have
• 1:44:27
  so much going on, so let's get into it. Bell
• 1:44:43
  reveals her baby girl's name. Haley Seinfeld
• 1:44:47
  and Josh Allen's kid. The actress who shared
• 1:44:49
  back in April that she welcomed a daughter with
• 1:44:51
  husband Josh Allen has finally shared her and
• 1:44:54
  Josh's baby girl is named Harper. There you go,
• 1:44:58
  Harper. Here's Madison Bay gushing on Justin
• 1:45:04
  Herbert. For sure. When I'm having a conversation
• 1:45:06
  with my boyfriend, my hair could be on fire and
• 1:45:08
  I wouldn't notice. Of course. Like literature.
• 1:45:09
  Of course. I'm just gay. Of course. Not because
• 1:45:12
  he's gay. He's just a nine. Like me. That's all
• 1:45:16
  I can tell. But I'm a nine. And with my boyfriend,
• 1:45:19
  my hair could be on fire and I wouldn't notice.
• 1:45:20
  Of course. Like literature. Of course. Of course.
• 1:45:22
  To be honest with you, he's like the first person
• 1:45:24
  I feel that way about. Really? Kind of. Like
• 1:45:26
  I feel. Yeah. Like I can be literally like the
• 1:45:30
  world can be ending around me and I wouldn't
• 1:45:31
  know. Well, that's. Oh, which was kind of cute.
• 1:45:34
  That's cute. That's cute. Yeah. Like finally,
• 1:45:37
  like secure. Totally. I think that like it's
• 1:45:40
  just so mature. It's so weird. She worked the
• 1:45:45
  concert for Hot 115 like eight years ago. She's
• 1:45:48
  hot in person. We all know. But there was this
• 1:45:51
  kind of vibe to her, you know, that she didn't
• 1:45:54
  want to be talked to. It's nice to see that she
• 1:45:56
  has a man. I guess if that's the right word.
• 1:45:58
  That's the right word. She's much more outgoing
• 1:45:59
  since dating Justin. You know he's bringing her
• 1:46:02
  the ruckus. He's doing it hard. You know what
• 1:46:06
  I'm sick of? I'm sick of all these professional
• 1:46:08
  athletes complaining about how their millions
• 1:46:11
  aren't really that much. Really? Then live off
• 1:46:15
  the 50 ,000, you idiot. You dumbass. No wonder
• 1:46:19
  you're broke, Cam Newton. You wear these stupid
• 1:46:21
  outfits. Here he is saying his $6 million rookie
• 1:46:25
  signing did not give him a rush. You're a loser.
• 1:46:28
  You didn't even jump on your own fumble. My rookie
• 1:46:31
  deal was a cap, right? And it was $22 million,
• 1:46:36
  all guaranteed. And Drake had a song out. 25
• 1:46:42
  sitting on 25 mil. Well, I was like, I'm 20 years
• 1:46:45
  old sitting on 22 mil. You feel me? I feel him.
• 1:46:48
  It's all about money. No wonder you never won.
• 1:46:52
  And at that time, that was the most money that
• 1:46:56
  I've ever seen. So my signing bonus probably
• 1:46:59
  looked like, what, $6 million after taxes. Man,
• 1:47:02
  he would not be able to survive on even $70 ,000.
• 1:47:05
  So really like a 3 .2. But he's an idiot! Or
• 1:47:09
  whatever. Then I... Hit the bank again at 14,
• 1:47:13
  signing off. All right, I can't listen to this.
• 1:47:17
  I feel stupider. Let's name them. That was karma.
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  It's the place we arrive From the beach to the
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  We bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix We bringin'
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  the fix, we bringin' the fix We bringin' the
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  Every scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist.
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  Tabloid news, we makin' it spin. On Happy Hour
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  where the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's
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  get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we
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  bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin'
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  the fix. Yo! Happy Hot Topic! And we do start
• 1:48:34
  with breaking news. A prominent local foster
• 1:48:36
  parent now in jail accused by the Pinellas Sheriff
• 1:48:39
  of disturbing sex crimes. All right, so what
• 1:48:43
  a loser. Makes all men look bad. Burn it out!
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  Well, another bill now headed to the governor's
• 1:48:49
  desk designed to make e -bikes safer here in
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  Florida. Here's the problem. All the people riding
• 1:48:55
  around on the e -bikes are out of control. Supporters
• 1:48:59
  say it can help curb a sharp rise in crashes
• 1:49:01
  and injuries, especially... The cars need to
• 1:49:04
  be careful, but so do the e -bikes. These idiots
• 1:49:07
  act like they rule the world. Stop it! A speeding
• 1:49:13
  driver is facing a long list of charges after
• 1:49:18
  a wild overnight chase that happened in St. Pete
• 1:49:20
  and it was all caught on camera. Look at... Loser!
• 1:49:24
  This right here. This started after a trooper
• 1:49:27
  spotted a car speeding along 22nd Avenue North
• 1:49:30
  overnight. Oh, my God. That's where I used to
• 1:49:32
  live. Oh, my God. I know that river. I used to
• 1:49:35
  smoke weed over there. The gators say the driver
• 1:49:37
  took off, leading troopers through a neighborhood
• 1:49:40
  before crashing into a pond. What a dumbass.
• 1:49:45
  Fatherless behavior. Those under the age of 21
• 1:49:49
  may soon be allowed to carry concealed firearms.
• 1:49:52
  This comes after the 4th District Court of Appeals
• 1:49:54
  ruled the part of the state's gun law preventing
• 1:49:56
  that is unconstitutional. People think I need
• 1:50:00
  their guns. It's stupid! The Sarasota County
• 1:50:04
  School Board approved a pilot program to combat
• 1:50:07
  vaping in school. Man, I remember the first time
• 1:50:09
  I saw vapes in 2011. This kid named Mitchie was
• 1:50:15
  smoking it and my teacher was like, where's the
• 1:50:17
  smoke going? So now they're trying to combat
• 1:50:20
  vaping in school. It's got to be awful being
• 1:50:22
  a teacher now dealing with that. It's 42 on your
• 1:50:25
  Friday and Tampa Bay will be under a heat advisory
• 1:50:27
  later this morning. We're always under a heat
• 1:50:30
  advisory. Between November and February it gets
• 1:50:33
  cold and everyone goes, oh my God, it's so terrible.
• 1:50:37
  And I'm going to tie it out. Everyone's like,
• 1:50:38
  oh my God, it's what do you want? Richers rise
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  to dangerous levels. What's funny is if you're
• 1:50:44
  an L9, it reaches like, maybe like 90 degrees.
• 1:50:49
  Oh my God, stay inside. Happy Hot Topic. The
• 1:50:56
  trial date is set for a University of Miami football
• 1:50:58
  player accused of causing a crash. Loser! That
• 1:51:02
  killed a woman and two kids in Largo. Darius
• 1:51:05
  Hayes is charged with vehicular homicide and
• 1:51:07
  reckless driving. Damn. Sorry, bitch. Yeah, stop
• 1:51:11
  it. Like this moron. Actor Faison Love, known
• 1:51:14
  for roles in movies like Friday, Elf, and Couples
• 1:51:17
  Retreat. Hell yeah! Out of jail after serving
• 1:51:21
  16 days in a child support case. But that decision
• 1:51:24
  came only after a contentious hearing in a Hillsborough
• 1:51:27
  County courtroom. Yeah, I don't know if he's
• 1:51:30
  a deadbeat dad or just doesn't have the money,
• 1:51:32
  but maybe you should have pulled out dead. 10
• 1:51:35
  Tampa Bay News reporter Christian Barbarisi joins
• 1:51:37
  us from the courthouse now. Hello, it's Barbarisi.
• 1:51:39
  With what happened. Love was arrested in California
• 1:51:43
  just over two weeks ago for failing to surrender
• 1:51:45
  on two contempt of court charges. There you go,
• 1:51:48
  so he's a deadbeat dad, unless he's broke. Mm
• 1:51:50
  -hmm. What's going on here? It's like Akon. Locked
• 1:52:00
  up! Don't let me out! Oh, yeah. There seems to
• 1:52:10
  be something going on in Hillsboro. Something
• 1:52:14
  going on with the Tampa cops, you know? They're
• 1:52:17
  idiots! Mm -hmm. Here's how you fix pedophilia.
• 1:52:26
  Bye, bitch! A 7 -Eleven employee is sharing her
• 1:52:35
  story after she was attacked by an accused thief.
• 1:52:38
  Looks like I might count the list now. While
• 1:52:41
  she was working, she was then rushed to the hospital.
• 1:52:44
  It happened at the convenience store near the
• 1:52:46
  intersection of East Bay Drive and Missouri Avenue.
• 1:52:48
  Oh, yeah. I think I've taken a dump at that 7
• 1:52:51
  -Eleven before. Argo. So that happened there.
• 1:52:55
  And then there's this right here. What's there?
• 1:53:01
  Load. Load. That is a continuing coverage on
• 1:53:05
  the Church of Scientology. It's not a church.
• 1:53:07
  It's a cult. And the whole way that this area
• 1:53:11
  steps forward is pathetic. I don't care that
• 1:53:15
  they have money. They're scumbags. And the fact
• 1:53:19
  that this area covers it up is ridiculous. And
• 1:53:22
  protects it. We have no credibility. Push to
• 1:53:26
  take over a section of a downtown street. After
• 1:53:29
  months of debate and pushback from the community,
• 1:53:31
  City Council approved their request within the
• 1:53:33
  last few hours. It is the first step toward building
• 1:53:36
  L. Ron Hubbard Hall. Burn in hell! I hate this!
• 1:53:40
  20 years ago, they were the joke! South Park
• 1:53:44
  made fun of it, and now because they have money.
• 1:53:47
  You know what? This area wants to be respected
• 1:53:50
  so badly, and it doesn't deserve it. The approval
• 1:53:53
  allows the church to take over this part of South
• 1:53:56
  Garden Avenue, downtown for the entertainment
• 1:53:58
  hall. Nothing like a church that's been known
• 1:54:01
  to cover up a crime. That taking over a city
• 1:54:04
  block? Whenever things go wrong, I don't want
• 1:54:07
  to hear people going, why did it happen? You
• 1:54:10
  started with a cult. In Tampa Bay, news reporter
• 1:54:12
  Chris Hurst has been following this story every
• 1:54:14
  step of the way. He explains the fight from neighbors
• 1:54:17
  is far from over. We're being denied access to
• 1:54:22
  the hearing. First, council asked staff to find
• 1:54:25
  all those wanting to speak in opposition to vacate
• 1:54:28
  South Garden Avenue for L. Ron Hubbard Hall.
• 1:54:30
  This is ridiculous. This feels like the movie
• 1:54:33
  Idiocracy. I just want to make sure that we're
• 1:54:36
  following our legal data. Let's be honest. We
• 1:54:38
  all know that Scientology owns Clearwater. Clearwater
• 1:54:42
  stems for it. For the law to allow folks to come
• 1:54:47
  out. You're all wimps. And be heard on an agenda
• 1:54:50
  item. You know what? I've had enough. When things
• 1:54:53
  go wrong, you'll be like, how did this happen?
• 1:54:56
  Because you sided with a cult. You idiots. Live
• 1:55:05
  from the go, y 'all. Mmm. Ryan and the Bulls
• 1:55:09
  stand tall. Water. Yeah. Burning. Hell. Kiss
• 1:55:13
  my ass. Six. Mmm. Yeah. Mmm. Six mad, but he
• 1:55:23
  been in these mics. All in 10 heights, now the
• 1:55:26
  cynic get tight. From the berms to the block,
• 1:55:28
  that's a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see
• 1:55:31
  his name on the lights. He got callers on the
• 1:55:34
  lines on the break. Yeah! Happy Hot Topic! We
• 1:56:01
  are also remembering comedian Tom Dreesen. Dreesen
• 1:56:04
  was from Harvey. This is so sad he died. And
• 1:56:07
  first found his success as one half of Tim and
• 1:56:10
  Tom with Tim Reed. He was known for touring with
• 1:56:13
  Frank Sinatra and making many appearances on
• 1:56:16
  The Tonight Show. I was supposed to interview
• 1:56:18
  him like 10 years ago, but he didn't get back
• 1:56:20
  to me, but it's okay. He's a legend. Starring
• 1:56:22
  Johnny Carson. So he died and there's this right
• 1:56:24
  here. He also took a vote on a proposal about
• 1:56:27
  sweepstakes machines. It's a vote that could
• 1:56:29
  impact bars and restaurants all across the city.
• 1:56:32
  So we don't need gambling anyway, but Illinois
• 1:56:35
  is corrupt. And then this made me almost cry.
• 1:56:37
  One friend who knew him well said Stacey King
• 1:56:40
  had a larger than life personality. He was very
• 1:56:42
  approachable. He loved people. And many of those
• 1:56:45
  people showing up to pay their respects at his
• 1:56:48
  funeral services today. Stacey King will forever
• 1:56:51
  be linked to the Bulls championship teams of
• 1:56:54
  the early 90s. He played on the first three teams
• 1:56:57
  with Senator Bill Cartwright, who remembers a
• 1:56:59
  friend. It's so crazy seeing his casket go into
• 1:57:02
  the ground. Never met a stranger. That's just
• 1:57:05
  the kind of person he was. My homie Bill Cartwright
• 1:57:08
  from Lincoln. He wanted you to feel good. He
• 1:57:12
  wanted you to feel comfortable around him. And
• 1:57:14
  he's going to be missed. He's not replaceable.
• 1:57:18
  King played five seasons with the Bulls after
• 1:57:20
  being a first -round draft pick in 1989. He joined
• 1:57:23
  the team as a broadcaster later in 2006, working
• 1:57:29
  with Adam Amin. He was like this celebrity in
• 1:57:33
  my head. I don't think I realized how deeply
• 1:57:36
  that ran, and I don't think I realized how widely
• 1:57:39
  that ran, not just here. In the city and not
• 1:57:42
  just in Illinois. It really is weird. You just
• 1:57:45
  get used to a voice. Just in the U .S., but across
• 1:57:48
  the globe. Mark Chonowski also worked with King
• 1:57:50
  on broadcasts and a popular Bulls podcast. Stacey
• 1:57:54
  had the big personality, but he also had a big
• 1:57:56
  heart. He was so generous to the people that
• 1:57:58
  he cared about, and I know he was very passionate
• 1:58:00
  about Bulls fans. Former teammate Will Perdue
• 1:58:02
  remembers King as a fun -loving personality,
• 1:58:05
  both as a player and later as a colleague on
• 1:58:07
  the broadcast team. It's been overwhelming. It's
• 1:58:10
  just so crazy that he's dead. It's unbelievable.
• 1:58:13
  In a positive way. So there's that. It's terrible
• 1:58:16
  news. I don't even know what to say anymore.
• 1:58:20
  The good die young, they always say, right? Mm
• 1:58:23
  -hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone King. We'll
• 1:58:36
  be right back. We'll be right back. Three lines
• 1:59:11
  of skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need for no
• 1:59:14
  paper Big man talk, he a walking headline Every
• 1:59:17
  word a spark, got the city in line Critics wanna
• 1:59:20
  squawk, but they can't outshine Happy hour forever,
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  Fresno's on shrine Microphone king, yeah Tonight's
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  shocking video from Southern California shows
• 2:00:03
  the moments a member of a well -known Central
• 2:00:05
  Valley farming family appears to go on a hate
• 2:00:09
  -filled rant. It was anti -Semitic, so there's
• 2:00:12
  that and there's this. In a breaking news update
• 2:00:16
  tonight, Governor Gavin Newsom claims he's the
• 2:00:18
  target of a federal investigation. The announcement
• 2:00:21
  came in a social media video, but so far, the
• 2:00:24
  Justice Department is not commenting. Yeah, the
• 2:00:28
  fact that Gavin Newsom made a video about it
• 2:00:31
  means that he's probably a little guilty. But
• 2:00:33
  he's a scumbag! Mm -hmm. Tonight, the Selma community
• 2:00:39
  is in mourning the loss of a 15 -year -old boy.
• 2:00:44
  Who died of an e -bike crash. Rest in peace,
• 2:00:46
  bud. We gotta be careful on those e -bikes! Mm
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• 2:02:22
  is raising new questions about e -bike safety.
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  Oh, my God. Why is every I'm talking about Chicago.
• 2:02:30
  Fresno, Cleveland, and Tampa, they all have e
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• 2:02:35
  We have chilling new details tonight of an alleged
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  White House over the weekend. An Ohio man is
• 2:02:44
  one of five suspects that's been arrested. Yeah,
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  and we're learning more tonight about how his
• 2:02:48
  mother alerted authorities. NBC's Kelly O'Donnell
• 2:02:51
  has more. When your mom's telling on you, you're
• 2:02:54
  a loser. No wonder you're from Cleveland. They
• 2:03:36
  use the R word here. We think this is art. It
• 2:03:39
  could be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.
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  We're not Detroit. Keep people from looking at
• 2:03:47
  their own lives and realizing how bad they actually
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  got, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk
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  you might realize I live in Cleveland. And then
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  he's looking around at your tiny little house
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  that you can't afford because of the mortgage
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  crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who
• 2:04:17
  all have diabetes by the time they're eight because
• 2:04:19
  they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you
• 2:04:22
  look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she
• 2:04:25
  waddles towards you with her front butt spilling
• 2:04:27
  out over the top of her ass in wash jeans. And
• 2:04:29
  he's like, I'm going to go shoot myself and my
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  pregnant 12 -year -old daughter right now. You
• 2:04:45
  think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard
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  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
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  What's so good about Cleveland? what you look
• 2:05:21
  like on the outside, whether you're white, or
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  Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who
• 2:05:45
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• 2:05:47
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  a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have
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  an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,
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  I'm gonna be asleep, so get them up here. I had,
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  like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,
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  this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the
• 2:06:42
  Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs in four
• 2:07:03
  scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think
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  they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was
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  a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're
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  sailing by. You'd be nuts to pass up on this
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  offer. Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at church or
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  internet night or something. Ooh, what's that
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  sign? Where they put them firecrackers up your
• 2:08:11
  buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not that
• 2:08:14
  specific sign. But why? That's how I met your
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  great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good butthole.
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  I told you not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't,
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  never, verbulate that man's name in the house
• 2:08:25
  again. I don't think you said his name. Busy
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  go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff
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  says you race from down hell down to the library.
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  greatest, and you see me. The realest of the
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  cracking cars, zeroing all they people. Real
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  niggas get blessed, share with they niggas. Real
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  niggas fuck bitches, care to they niggas. Many
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  toes for everybody, breaking down and swishing.
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  Put the loud end right around to some music.
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  Only take a break, cause I gotta get to it. But
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  coming from, coming from, you're probably losing
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  Two little boys got killed when they was hooping
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  Cause some broke niggas beefers started shooting
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  Guns got abusive and these niggas, they abuse
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  it And the sad part about it, they didn't even
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  make the news I'm trying to get through it, so
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  I'm watching all my movements Checkin' bags like
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  Nike, so I tell them, just do it Tell my niggas,
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  they my brothers, and I treat them like my brothers
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  Tell my brothers, they my niggas, so we equals
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  each other Life is but a dream, till you wake
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  up with your mother Smoke a Mary J, give you
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  no more drama Still you won't come, I'm skunkin',
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  I'm a master plan Gon' put it in the action,
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  motherfucker, take a stand My bones in the murder
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  cap, they don't hit a man I'm in my own lane,
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  tryna see where I fit in Take a chance, one man's
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  gonna catch a band So we out here every day,
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  tryna chase these bands Making all this money
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  you would never understand So go ahead and judge
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  me, I still get to it And niggas say they winning
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  but I know they really losing 12 months later
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  still riding in that Buick And if I slow grind
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  then I'ma be fair paid Coming like I'm great
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  cause I know these niggas happy We'll be up on
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  tour making dubs every weekend. Doesn't mean
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  that he gonna ride Slappin' doors open on the
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  V, let a hunter ride All them face shots need
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  dental to identify Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I
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  been that guy Stay high, E .T., I live in the
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  sky Your bitch on me, say she try and get my
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  dick a try Take a trip from my roadies on my
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  wrist Don't roll it, I don't talk to the police
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  No talking, out west at the fee -fee And they
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  punt everything, I don't short it Made man, made
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  D, touch me and you die No worries, Latin -ass
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  niggas always tell the stories Bitches wanna
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  kick it, tryna be another story Nor a couple,
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  broke bitches that have been No more, nor a couple
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  Better know it! Don't you hate when a nigga fake?
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  Hell yeah, I'm already normal, most niggas snake.
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  Got a smile on your face, lie to you to your
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  face. Still ain't really shit to them, cause
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  they do it that day. Haters that be coming in,
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  all sizes and shapes. Disguised in they face,
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  fake trying to embrace. But I ain't with that,
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  so I just fall back like, nah, my nigga, I'm
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  good, I'm straight. Real talk, though, hate is
• 2:28:50
  a bitch nigga trait. So if you a real nigga,
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  then I know you can relate. I don't, I don't,
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  I don't, I don't, I don't. Looking in the mirror
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  only to get a relay. Outro Music is growing dim.
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  Ear drums mixing hoppy like fingers without rings.
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  Gator checks to FM. Shadows hit the street, but
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  heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close.
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  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
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  and joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm
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  alive. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time
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  to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy
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  held the mic With humor so divine The void left
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  in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
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  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  America. Door is closing.