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Kerry's Disneyland Trip From March 30th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: So so you went to uh Disneyland. Yes, you left a
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  Speaker 1: little early on Friday, got there with no problems.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, see I got the TSA pre check touchless.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh. I'm not kidding when I say using that
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  Speaker 2: I went through security. You just look in the camera
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, here it was probably three minutes. And at
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  Speaker 2: John Wayne Airport it was probably a minute and a half. Wow, seriously,
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  Speaker 2: we were just through so quickly. Nice. Hey, you sit down,
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  Speaker 2: you get a glass of wine, wait for the plane.
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  Speaker 2: But uh, yeah, it was. It was a pretty good time.
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  Speaker 2: Weather was good. A lot of the spring Breakers there,
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  Speaker 2: lots well, there was some sort of cheerleading competition going on,
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  Speaker 2: so they were all cheer all these little cheerleaders running around.
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  Speaker 1: Now you didn't go. You didn't go to Disneyland on Friday?
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  Speaker 2: Did you? No? Went? Saturday morning? We went? You know,
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  Speaker 2: we got there and went to dinner at Downtown Disney
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  Speaker 2: and it wasn't It was an old space in Downtown Disney,
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  Speaker 2: but a new chef has taken over and changed the restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: P Seo is what it's called, and it's a high end,
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  Speaker 2: you know, gourmet Mexican kind of thing. Michelin star chef
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  Speaker 2: took it over really good. I was. I was well
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  Speaker 2: pleased with that. So we all went to dinner. Chris
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  Speaker 2: Provost came and Madison's geek show. Geek shows, Yeah, geek show.
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  Speaker 2: And then the next morning everybody said, well, I want
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  Speaker 2: to sleep in a little bit. I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be there for the rope drop. I don't need to
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  Speaker 2: be there for weekend. What time that rope drops at eight?
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  Speaker 2: And I said, okay, we can get there at nine thirty.
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  Speaker 2: All right, fine, okay, yeah, So I'm dragging these kids.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Are you staying close close or we stayed
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  Speaker 3: across the street at the place, but it's just like
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  Speaker 3: a block and a half away, right, So that that
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  Speaker 3: was one of the reasons that I picked the place
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  Speaker 3: and told them let's all go to this point.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm dragging these kids around the park. And so
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  Speaker 2: we uh, we all got the lightning lane. Now, I
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  Speaker 2: don't use the lightning lane because when I go I
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  Speaker 2: usually go by myself and there's plenty of single rider
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  Speaker 2: lines and I'm able to walk right on the rights.
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  Speaker 2: But you were traveling together. I got a bunch of people,
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  Speaker 2: So what's the lightning lane to play. Well, it's like
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  Speaker 2: the old fast pass. But I was under the impression
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  Speaker 2: because I never used it before that all you had
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  Speaker 2: to do was scan your lightning lane pass and then
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  Speaker 2: just go right in. But no, oh no, they make
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  Speaker 2: it more complicated than it needs to be. Which is
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  Speaker 2: how which is, yeah, you use your lightning light, but
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  Speaker 2: you have to make a reservation and say, I'm coming
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  Speaker 2: back to this ride. But then there are some rides
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  Speaker 2: that are not regular lightning lane. You have to get
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  Speaker 2: the special lightning lane. And even then you have to
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  Speaker 2: make a reservation. How do you how do you find
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  Speaker 2: out about it? It's all on the app, but you've
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  Speaker 2: got to sit and for it. It's not they don't
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  Speaker 2: bother to spell it out for you. They make it
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  Speaker 2: to But yeah, you have to buy the lightning lane,
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  Speaker 2: and the lightning lane is like thirty bucks extra on
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  Speaker 2: top of how much on top of an already crazy
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  Speaker 2: ticket price for a park copper. And so we didn't
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  Speaker 2: get a chance to use the lightning lane at all
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  Speaker 2: because by the time we figured it out, everything was reserved,
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  Speaker 2: so you just had to wing. So we had to
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  Speaker 2: wait in line like the rest of the shlubs. But
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  Speaker 2: then that that means you can do fewer things right,
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  Speaker 2: and that does mean to do fewer things. So the
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  Speaker 2: first thing we did was we went right down and
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  Speaker 2: we stood in line for the Star Wars ride Rise
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  Speaker 2: of the Resistance, and we'd all been on it except
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  Speaker 2: for Tony. Tony hasn't been to Disneyland in twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: For him, exactly, that was fun. Did he giggle? And
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  Speaker 2: he he was. He didn't giggle on that ride. He
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  Speaker 2: was in awe because the effects are really amazing. But
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  Speaker 2: he was. It was like he, you know, went church
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  Speaker 2: or something. He had an experience. Yeah, he had an experience.
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  Speaker 2: The time I got him to giggle, which was weird
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  Speaker 2: because Tony is six four too tall. Tony, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and the big guy. We wait in line for Guardians
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  Speaker 2: of the Galaxy Breakout, which is the old Tower of Terror,
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  Speaker 2: which we were there that when that opened. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 2: favorite ride in the parks because it drops you faster
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  Speaker 2: than gravity. It pulls you down. Ah. So here's this,
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  Speaker 2: you know, as we're buckling up, I said, here's here's
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  Speaker 2: the trick to this ride. Tony, don't hold on what
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  Speaker 2: do you mean, don't hold on to the safety bar?
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  Speaker 2: But what if the seat belt break. It's not going
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  Speaker 2: to break. Let the seat belt do its job and
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  Speaker 2: have fun. You'll float. And he was. I swear if
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  Speaker 2: I had closed my eyes, it would have been like
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  Speaker 2: am I sitting next to a six year old boy giggling?
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  Speaker 2: That's sweet? I love he just I love it. We need,
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  Speaker 2: we need more opportunities for things like that. Anything new
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  Speaker 2: there that you have, well, you know they own Bluey
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  Speaker 2: now you know the Australian dog Bill Frost knows what
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking. They're crazy for blue and there's a Bluey
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  Speaker 2: show and by Bluey stuff and yeah they're but they're
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  Speaker 2: they're building a whole lot of new stuff. A lot
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  Speaker 2: of the park was under construction. They got two more
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  Speaker 2: rides coming to marvel Land, and there was a lot
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  Speaker 2: more character interaction, which surprised me because they fired so
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  Speaker 2: many people and I thought, well, then that means less
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  Speaker 2: character interaction. No, I actually saw more characters just walking around.
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  Speaker 2: They should exactly. The kids love that they do.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't get rid of mister Toad. No, he's still there.
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  Speaker 1: Did you go on it?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't get a chance.
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  Speaker 1: And I like all of those rides in that little
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  Speaker 1: the Dark Ride, the Pinocchio ride.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like all of those Fantasy Land rights. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: It was telling Tony, you know, anytime the park keeps
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  Speaker 2: threatening to change the ride or fix it or remove it,
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  Speaker 2: the locals go crazy. And I'm convinced that that's who
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  Speaker 2: goes to Disneyland now is nothing but locals. Well, they
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  Speaker 2: get a discounts discount pass.