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278: Special Forces - World's Toughest Mormon (s4e1) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I'm one of
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Speaker 1: your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real tight
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Speaker 1: homegirl and my daughter in law, Beatrice, and we're here
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Speaker 1: for a little raccoon quick bite to have a little
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Speaker 1: discussion about Special Forces Team America, the world world's toughest Mormons. Because,
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Speaker 1: as you know, if you are watching or listening to this,
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Speaker 1: our Cody Brown, the patriarch of the Brown family, is
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Speaker 1: taking part in this new reality television show in which
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Speaker 1: he has to go through all of these very exhausted physical, emotional,
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Speaker 1: mental courses like he's a sure, he's a Special Forces soldier,
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Speaker 1: before we get into our recap of Special Forces Team
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Speaker 1: and Erica Mormon season four, episode one, I do have
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Speaker 1: to ask you did you have any takeaways?
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Speaker 2: Girl? I was so boring?
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Speaker 1: Were you watching this?
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Speaker 2: I don't understand, And look, we warrant you at the
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Speaker 2: beginning if this offends you, I don't care. But I
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Speaker 2: don't understand how anybody can watch this show like unironically
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Speaker 2: and actually enjoy it. Yeah, because it's so boring and
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Speaker 2: it's just like these ex Special Forces slash actors that
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Speaker 2: are pretending like they were in the Special Forces on
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Speaker 2: the show, just yelling at these like Dalist celebrities out
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Speaker 2: of shape, out of shape mixed with like actual athletes
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Speaker 2: and football players and basketball players and stuff that are
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Speaker 2: most likely going to win the show. But I'm like,
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Speaker 2: what do you even win accolades? Like? I just thought
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Speaker 2: this show was so boring. But I did enjoy watching
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Speaker 2: Britney Carr write and Cody with his hair flapping in
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Speaker 2: the wind his schooling. That was great.
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Speaker 1: Well. I enjoyed also to Resea Jude and her daughter
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Speaker 1: she Judice, and you know, maybe we can talk about
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Speaker 1: that a little bit. But my main takeaway is that
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Speaker 1: I was really going into this expecting Cody to be
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Speaker 1: eliminated in the first episode. Yeah yeah, which is like
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Speaker 1: the primary reason we agreed to do this, because we
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Speaker 1: did not expect him to go far, Like how could heah?
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Speaker 1: But then he shows up and I'm just going to
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Speaker 1: give it to Cody Brown. He's in exceptional shape for
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Speaker 1: all bad for a fifty seven year old dude. He
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Speaker 1: looks yoked. I mean, he's got muscles, and we saw
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Speaker 1: pictures and videos this year of him in a gym
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Speaker 1: with a personal trainer. We were kind of wondering why,
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Speaker 1: but now we know why. Like he actually trained for this,
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Speaker 1: Unlike Britney cart.
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Speaker 2: Right, Oh my god, girl.
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Speaker 1: Unlike Britney cart Right, Cody Brown actually trained for it
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Speaker 1: and he did great with the helicopter, which we'll get to. Like,
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Speaker 1: I feel like he's gonna do well. I feel like
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Speaker 1: we could be here all season. What did you get us?
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Speaker 1: And not as you get us? I didn't you agree
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Speaker 1: to it too?
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Speaker 2: I swear if this man makes it more than two episodes.
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Speaker 1: He's gonna make it more than a two episodes. He's
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Speaker 1: gonna be fighting some young guy in the next step thing,
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Speaker 1: so he can either self eliminate or the four fake
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Speaker 1: Special Forces guys can choose to eliminate. So like, I
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Speaker 1: think that might be possible because he's so obnoxious and
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Speaker 1: we know and well he's my age.
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Speaker 2: I think he's the oldest one.
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Speaker 1: He's definitely the old but he came in prepared physically.
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Speaker 1: We got to give that to thy Brown. But I
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Speaker 1: do think like, if he is going to be eliminated,
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Speaker 1: it is because he's not a team player, which Jia
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Speaker 1: Judice and I think Brianna Chicken, for I both have
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Speaker 1: alluded to like Cody not playing well with others and
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Speaker 1: being generally obnoxious, and so maybe that could be a
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Speaker 1: reason he gets eliminated early. Maybe, but I just don't
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Speaker 1: think so. I feel like we're planted, we're seated.
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Speaker 2: We're here, We're gonna be here for a bit. I
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Speaker 2: hope not.
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Speaker 1: But I should have a cocktail. You should have it.
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Speaker 1: I need a cocktail.
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Speaker 2: Get your husband to make you.
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Speaker 1: As playing a game, doing something anyway. Okay, So without
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Speaker 1: further ado, let's get into Special Forces Mormon Team America
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Speaker 1: season four, episode one, entitled.
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Speaker 2: I don't Know. I don't really know. I actually didn't
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Speaker 2: really see the title. Episode one. Yeah, and we kind
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Speaker 2: of start off with like an introduction, I guess of
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Speaker 2: the show. There's not really much, Like I was so poor.
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Speaker 2: I only wrote down Cody's parts because I don't really
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Speaker 2: care about anybody else in the show. Really.
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Speaker 1: I care about Brittany car and again Gia and Teresa,
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Speaker 1: and also Eva was there.
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Speaker 2: She's oh yeah, but she was kind of barely like
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Speaker 2: kind of but like.
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Speaker 1: We've got some real housewives that are there, and I'm
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Speaker 1: interested in that.
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Speaker 2: They're not gonna last very long though.
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Speaker 1: You don't think so. I don't know. My impression of
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Speaker 1: for example, Teresa Judace is that like she does a
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Speaker 1: lot of yoga plana. I mean, and if you check
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Speaker 1: out her body, I think she's fifty three, Like she's
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Speaker 1: looking really strong, really good as well. I mean, she
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Speaker 1: had some difficulty, like being afraid with the helicopter, but
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Speaker 1: I would be shitting myself. Girl. There'd be rivers of
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Speaker 1: diarrhea flowing out of that helicopter into the mouth of
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Speaker 1: the person I was repelling down into. I'd be shitting everywhere.
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Speaker 1: So she'd do it better than me. So I'm excited
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Speaker 1: about Teresa a little bit.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I kind of felt bad for
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Speaker 2: her that she got assigned to cleaning all of the
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Speaker 2: toilets and these barracks or whatever that they're in.
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Speaker 1: Like why, I don't know why she had to clean
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Speaker 1: all the toilets.
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Speaker 2: But I'm sorry. That was really funny about the helicopter.
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Speaker 2: It's true, like Brittany cart Wright, Oh my, would you
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Speaker 2: be crying in.
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Speaker 1: The Yeah, I would definitely need some Xanax or something.
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Speaker 1: I would need somebody to try and dart me. I
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Speaker 1: would be having so much difficulty. But I wouldn't sign
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Speaker 1: up for a show called Special Forces where there's three
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Speaker 1: previous seasons that I could have watched in doing my research.
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't sign up to something where it is an
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Speaker 1: inevitability yeah, that I'm going to be doing something with
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Speaker 1: heights if I'm afraid of heights. Furthermore, Britney cart Right,
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Speaker 1: I would have done something. I would have done a
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Speaker 1: little bit of something to make sure I was training.
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Speaker 1: I'm up in the gym, I'm getting strong, I've got
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Speaker 1: some endurance. But no, she's like a Nissa on the Challenge.
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Speaker 1: To any of you watch the Challenge, God bless a Nissa.
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Speaker 1: I like her, but every year shows up like thirty
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Speaker 1: pounds overweight, and I'm like a Nissa. The reason you
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Speaker 1: never win a final it is because you don't have
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Speaker 1: any endurance, and it's because you're out of shape. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I don't get it.
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Speaker 2: I don't get I mean, Brittany cart Right on this
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Speaker 2: episode was kind of pathetic, so pathetic, just freaking out
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Speaker 2: in a helicopter, which I get. I get if you're
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Speaker 2: afraid of heights, like I understand, But then when they
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Speaker 2: have to go lug eight hundred pounds of bullshit, up
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Speaker 2: a hill, she's like struggling so hard, wanting to quit,
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Speaker 2: fred wanting to quit, like on the verge of tears.
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Speaker 2: And then afterwards, because her team ends up losing because
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Speaker 2: Britney's on there, they have to go on a run
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Speaker 2: as punishment.
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Speaker 1: She gives up on the run.
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Speaker 2: That was really funny because they start doing the run
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Speaker 2: and she's like, I.
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Speaker 1: Can't do There's absolutely no way I can finish it.
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Speaker 1: But like we're introduced to Brittany on this show with
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Speaker 1: her telling the story of her despicable, deplorable ex husband,
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Speaker 1: Jack's Taylor telling her she's not gonna get bar presumably
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Speaker 1: because she's out of shape and she ain't shit, and
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Speaker 1: she's said, I'm gonna show him, and she doesn't even
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Speaker 1: make it, like through the first exercise.
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Speaker 2: She can't even make it through halfway through the episode,
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Speaker 2: and I don't get it. It's embarrassing.
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Speaker 1: Do you not know where you were going?
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Speaker 2: I meantand why would you even sign up for this
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Speaker 2: in the first place, Miss Brittany with the big old
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Speaker 2: honkers like ain't no, No, you're not gonna run with
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Speaker 2: those No, you wouldn't want to.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not trying to say some women can, yes,
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Speaker 1: but but they would also potionally yeah, they'd be training, yeah,
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Speaker 1: and they'd have some strength, Yeah, they would have some
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Speaker 1: respiratory capacity. They'd be able to do shit like fundamental,
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Speaker 1: normal exercise shit, which Brittany cannot.
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Speaker 2: Do at all. But it did make me laugh when
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Speaker 2: she left, because I'm just like, girl, Wow. Yeah, she
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Speaker 2: didn't even make it to the barracks with everybody.
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Speaker 1: No, she just left.
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Speaker 2: No, I can't do it. I'm out of shape. I
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Speaker 2: didn't train for this. Yeah, yeah, think what, like, were
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Speaker 2: you that desperate for money that you signed up for this,
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Speaker 2: like a politician physical competition show?
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Speaker 1: Probably?
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Speaker 2: First of all, if I was gonna go on a
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Speaker 2: reality show, I would never do something where I would
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Speaker 2: have to physically work out on TV. I don't want
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Speaker 2: people seeing.
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Speaker 1: I'd be puking again, shitting. It would be so terrible
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Speaker 1: for my image.
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Speaker 2: I would never ever do a show like this. But
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Speaker 2: it is kind of funny.
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Speaker 1: She could have done like marriage boot Cam. Yeah, maybe
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Speaker 1: she could have held out and done Dancing with the Stars,
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Speaker 1: which she would have been immediately eliminated for her because
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Speaker 1: she's out of shade. But like she could have done
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Speaker 1: something like Traders maybe, but nope, she chose special Forces
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Speaker 1: and she was the first one out. God bless, God bless.
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Speaker 1: Now what did you think when they were shoving people's
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Speaker 1: faces in the mud?
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Speaker 2: Like that was pretty great?
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Speaker 1: Teresa Judaice. She's got all her makeup on. I don't
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Speaker 1: like her hair's all highlighted, and she's all put together,
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Speaker 1: face all beaten stuff, like the kids say, and then
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Speaker 1: they just shove her face right in the mud. I
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Speaker 1: was just like, Oh, Theresa, did you that's where you
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Speaker 1: were going?
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Speaker 3: I know.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, why are.
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Speaker 1: You on this show? Why are you wearing makeup? Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Why are we doing that?
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Speaker 2: I don't understand. But yeah, like some of these little
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Speaker 2: tests and stuff were kind of silly to me, Like
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Speaker 2: I understood, like propelling out of the Hellcocter, I guess
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Speaker 2: is like super scary or whatever, lugging shit up a hill.
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Speaker 1: But they clearly had to train for that. Yeah, you're
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Speaker 1: not telling somebody to just grab a rope and figure
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Speaker 1: out how to repel to the ground. Yeah, Like clearly
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Speaker 1: there was classes. They all did them, so they were prepared.
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Speaker 1: They knew that it was coming up, and they were
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Speaker 1: supposed to just pretend that it was the first time
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Speaker 1: that they realized they had to do that.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, And I just I also had a problem
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Speaker 2: with the premise of the show too, because I'm like,
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Speaker 2: this whole point, the whole point of it is like
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Speaker 2: you get to experience war, and you get to experience
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Speaker 2: what we experience when we're deployed out Afghanistan or whatever,
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Speaker 2: and you're gonna be like a real special Forces And
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Speaker 2: I'm like, I wonder what are actual special Forces? People
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Speaker 2: think of this show, like the Green Berets and everything,
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Speaker 2: Like they watch this and they're like, really, why are
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Speaker 2: we making a mockery of what we're doing? Because it
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Speaker 2: is real work and it's real physical exertion. And we
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Speaker 2: have all these like Dalers celebrities who some of them
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Speaker 2: have trained for and some of them have not, Like
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Speaker 2: complaining about lugging stuff up a hill, yeah, repelling out
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Speaker 2: of a helicopter. I'm like, Oh, this is so embarrassing.
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Speaker 1: It's really embarrassing.
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Speaker 2: Now.
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Speaker 1: I do think that this is based on a show
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Speaker 1: that my husband and I watched, I want to say,
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Speaker 1: like seven to ten years ago on FX or something
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Speaker 1: called The Selection, with actual Navy Seal instructors and just
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Speaker 1: regular regular people who wanted to see if they could
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Speaker 1: pass the Navy Seal test that would make sense, and
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Speaker 1: that I thought was riveting. Yeah, and I thought it
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Speaker 1: was really good. In fact, I think one of the guys, Rudy,
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Speaker 1: he's got like that black Beard and the black coaft hair.
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Speaker 1: I think Rudy was in the selection, So I think
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Speaker 1: that's what they're drawing from. But like they're throwing in
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Speaker 1: all of these mid mediocre, out of shape like celebrities,
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Speaker 1: like even the quarterback Johnny Manzil. I know, like I
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Speaker 1: had to look him up online because I'm not into
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Speaker 1: football or anything like that, but apparently like he won
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Speaker 1: the Heisman Trophy in college, which is like the biggest
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Speaker 1: trophy I guess for that, I don't know, and then
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Speaker 1: he was signed on to like a professional NFL team,
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Speaker 1: but he was partying all the time and he was
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Speaker 1: blowing his opportunities, and I think they got rid of
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Speaker 1: him after two years or something. And I'm probably getting
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Speaker 1: that wrong. I don't care enough to do the research
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Speaker 1: for it, but like he totally shot the bed and
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Speaker 1: he fucked up all of his opportunities because he has
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Speaker 1: no discipline. And then you're showing up to special Forces.
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Speaker 1: So this is maybe the first time we're seeing you. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: since you spectacularly failed at football when you should have excelled,
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Speaker 1: but you were too stupid not to put down the bottle. Johnny. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you show up, look at all Dowe and you're having
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Speaker 1: panic attacks. Yeah, so that our Cody Brown has to
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Speaker 1: tell you how to breathe. Oh my god, Like you
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Speaker 1: can't get your shit together, dude.
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Speaker 3: How a bear is? They go and with all of
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Speaker 3: the scenes of Cody comforting him, like when they were done,
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Speaker 3: lugging all of the shit up the hill because I
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Speaker 3: think Johnny's on Cody's team, which is Team Alpha, which
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Speaker 3: I also hate.
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Speaker 2: I also hate got Cody on Team Alpha because you
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Speaker 2: know he's jerking himself off to that and he's like
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Speaker 2: every night.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely Alpha on t ALFA. I'm the head of t ALFA. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know, the Alpha Alpha.
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Speaker 2: He should have been on Team Beta.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but no, he's on d Alpha.
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Speaker 2: But yeah, like Cody comforting him in the line and
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Speaker 2: then him getting yelled at by one of these fake
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Speaker 2: Special Forces hosts and sorry, sorry staff, why do they
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Speaker 2: call him staff? I know, It's like it just takes
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Speaker 2: the fun out of it for me. It would have
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Speaker 2: been cool if they were like actual Navy seals or
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Speaker 2: actual greenber I kind.
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Speaker 1: Of think maybe they are farmer special Forces title not staff.
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Speaker 1: I did love that they told Cody to shut the
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Speaker 1: fuck up. That was great because Cody said something and
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Speaker 1: he said shut up, and then he said something again
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Speaker 1: to Johnny Manziel, who's absolutely choking in the moment, and
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Speaker 1: he's like, shut the fuck up, and like, oh god, okay,
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Speaker 1: it's nice to see an actual real man. Yeah, say
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Speaker 1: that to Cody because yeah, he deserves it.
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Speaker 2: And that happened a couple of times, Like there was
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Speaker 2: another scene where Cody was like tying his shoe or
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Speaker 2: something after they were doing some obstacles, like in the
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Speaker 2: middle of the night, and he got yelled at again
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Speaker 2: and Cody wasn't listening to the guy and he's like,
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Speaker 2: get the fuck up, like I told you to stop
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Speaker 2: tying your shoe, and then Coddy's like ooh, and his
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Speaker 2: hair's flat.
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Speaker 1: I love it. The hair was spectacular, Like why why
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Speaker 1: are we wedded to the curls? Like the amount of
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Speaker 1: bald landscapes, so the coyote pass of your head of
15:33
Speaker 1: it all? Yes, aren't you aware? And he's got like
15:36
Speaker 1: little rubber bands or something where he's like a little band,
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Speaker 1: like it's all like put together, so special in everything,
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Speaker 1: and you're showing up yep to special form forces Mormon
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Speaker 1: style with your curls. It's crazy. I would have shaved that.
15:49
Speaker 1: I would have just had baldness for aerodynamics and to
15:54
Speaker 1: just stop being such a peacock. But he can't help himself.
15:57
Speaker 1: He is a peacock well.
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Speaker 2: And like you'd think with all all of the money
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Speaker 2: that he stole from all of the other wives, like
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Speaker 2: why didn't you invest in hair plugs or something.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, go to Turkey, dude, really, just get a hair transplant.
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Speaker 2: If you're that wetted to your hair, you could have
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Speaker 2: at least spent the money where it counts with hair plugs.
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Speaker 2: But no, we're just like tied to the scullet and
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Speaker 2: the two little tendrils that are hanging on for dear
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Speaker 2: life up here before everything.
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Speaker 1: You can't tell me he doesn't know how universally ridiculed
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Speaker 1: he is for his stupid hairstyle.
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Speaker 2: You'd have to.
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Speaker 1: And then when we see the preview for next week
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Speaker 1: and he's boxing slash sparring with some young man, you
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Speaker 1: see the curls literally speaking out. It's just stupid. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: hit him harder as a cat, please.
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Speaker 2: I I can't wait for him to start getting beat up.
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Speaker 2: That would be great. I really want to see that.
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Speaker 2: We saw him a couple times this episode. There wasn't
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Speaker 2: like a ton of scenes with him, but there were
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Speaker 2: some talking heads where he was saying some stupid shit
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Speaker 2: about how men like respect more than love. And I'm
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Speaker 2: not trying to be said sister or anything, but women
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Speaker 2: like love and men likes respect. So I like respect.
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Speaker 1: That's all I care about in this show. So why
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Speaker 1: does somebody like Cody Brown need to constantly be projecting
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Speaker 1: masculinity and virility. It's only because he doesn't feel that
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Speaker 1: about himself on the inside. Because my husband is a strong, masculine,
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Speaker 1: virile person. He's not walking around all the time spouting
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Speaker 1: Andrew Tait fucking talking points and talking about being a
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Speaker 1: high value man and how strong he is and how
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Speaker 1: he commands respect like that's that's not him at all.
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Speaker 1: And most men who are strong and confident and selfishured
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Speaker 1: don't behave that way. So he's just showing himself to
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Speaker 1: be an insecure little elf. Yeah, exact health of the man.
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Speaker 2: Well, and when he was standing in line with the
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Speaker 2: rest of Team Alpha, I was noticing how short he was.
17:52
Speaker 1: He's a fella, You're a tight hap dancing little Leprechaun's
17:57
Speaker 1: at leper.
17:59
Speaker 2: And then we have Code also saying that he like
18:03
Speaker 2: to do hard things is what makes a good man
18:06
Speaker 2: or something, And I'm like, well, what are you doing
18:08
Speaker 2: that's hard.
18:09
Speaker 1: You don't have a job, Cody, you do not work.
18:13
Speaker 1: You're a bob. Yeah, you're living off the teet of TLC.
18:17
Speaker 1: You're a reality TV stark Odi Yep, the lowest of
18:21
Speaker 1: the loan. Furthermore, in terms of like the hierarchy of
18:26
Speaker 1: reality TV stars, there's Jax Taylor and there's Cody Brown
18:30
Speaker 1: their neck and Neck girl.
18:33
Speaker 2: Yep, definitely. And he also says something like he wants
18:36
Speaker 2: to be on the show because he wants to prove
18:39
Speaker 2: to his kids that he can still do the impossible.
18:42
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what kids, the ones you don't talk
18:44
Speaker 1: to or are you doing about Robin's kids. It's Robin's kids.
18:47
Speaker 1: He doesn't care about his other kids, no, and.
18:49
Speaker 2: They don't care about him doing anything at all except
18:51
Speaker 2: loving him. But he can't even do that.
18:53
Speaker 1: No, he can't. He doesn't care about love. He cares
18:56
Speaker 1: about respect.
18:57
Speaker 2: Good point.
18:59
Speaker 3: Good point.
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Speaker 2: And then that was pretty much it. After they dragged
19:03
Speaker 2: eight hundred pounds of bullshit up the hill Team Alpha one,
19:06
Speaker 2: so they got to drive back to the barracks, but
19:09
Speaker 2: Team Bravo had to run. I think back to the barracks,
19:12
Speaker 2: and that was where Brittany leaves because she can't run.
19:15
Speaker 2: He can't do anything physical, which.
19:17
Speaker 1: Just tickles you.
19:18
Speaker 2: It's really funny to me. I just laughed so hard
19:21
Speaker 2: because she looks so pathetic. It was like so distrudged,
19:24
Speaker 2: like I can't do this. But Cody's in the car
19:29
Speaker 2: with his favorite quarterback, Johnny Menzel.
19:31
Speaker 1: Doesn't he say something like you know how much I
19:33
Speaker 1: love quarterbacks?
19:34
Speaker 2: He did.
19:35
Speaker 1: I like got a little bit of a homo erotic
19:38
Speaker 1: vibration from that.
19:39
Speaker 2: I'm hard.
19:40
Speaker 1: I think that's a gay statement.
19:42
Speaker 2: Definitely, it's a.
19:43
Speaker 1: Gay statement, gastment whatever, it's a gay statement.
19:46
Speaker 3: Cody.
19:47
Speaker 2: It is a little bit. I mean, with how much
19:49
Speaker 2: he has to prove his masculinity, yeah, all the time.
19:52
Speaker 2: I mean, it's giving gay vibes to me. And then
19:56
Speaker 2: they head back to the barracks. Everybody's changing. This is
19:59
Speaker 2: where we ca see Cody like getting undressed. We have
20:02
Speaker 2: a scene where he's got a shirt off. I think
20:05
Speaker 2: I sent you a picture of it with his back
20:07
Speaker 2: and I was like, do you find this attracted because
20:10
Speaker 2: you like a man's.
20:11
Speaker 1: Back emphasis on the word man a man man.
20:18
Speaker 2: Fairly, But I'm just like, we don't need to see this.
20:21
Speaker 1: No, Cody, you're not hot.
20:22
Speaker 2: No, I don't know who needs to tell you this,
20:24
Speaker 2: but you're not hot, like at all. And then we
20:28
Speaker 2: have like a little interstitial where you know, people are
20:31
Speaker 2: talking to each other, and again, I don't care about
20:34
Speaker 2: like half of the people on this show. We have
20:37
Speaker 2: poor Teresa being assigned potty duty, which I felt really
20:42
Speaker 2: bad that she had to do that. That sucks so bad.
20:45
Speaker 2: And she tells everybody like, if you have to poop,
20:47
Speaker 2: I'm not dealing with it. And then we have Cody.
20:50
Speaker 1: She says, let me know and I will clean it.
20:52
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, she did say that, let me know
20:54
Speaker 2: and I'll clean it. Yeah, girl, No, I would I
20:57
Speaker 2: would have left that.
20:58
Speaker 1: And Jesse Smollett is like, I I will do whatever,
21:01
Speaker 1: but I won't do that. Yeah, I'm not cleaning toilet's
21:03
Speaker 1: absolutely not.
21:05
Speaker 2: Well, then Cody yeah, shakes his hand.
21:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, what's your last name? Smoll like, oh,
21:11
Speaker 1: you're that.
21:12
Speaker 3: Guy, and that's all I got, and everybody was quiet.
21:16
Speaker 1: It was a little awkward. Why do you think it
21:19
Speaker 1: was awkward? No comment political correct yes, oh god.
21:25
Speaker 2: And then we have Cody still comforting his favorite quarterback, Johnny,
21:30
Speaker 2: And that was pretty much it.
21:32
Speaker 1: Like Johnny was pulled into the secret meeting with the
21:35
Speaker 1: fake Special Forces guys who wanted to ask him what
21:39
Speaker 1: his goddamn motherfucking problem was and why he was choking
21:42
Speaker 1: because he's like a Heisman Trophy winning quarterback and it's
21:45
Speaker 1: just like, get in my head, man, get in my head.
21:48
Speaker 1: And I'm really embarrassed. But all my failures, I was
21:51
Speaker 1: very anxious and I felt for him. I didn't I
21:54
Speaker 1: and I want him to succeed. But then and the
21:57
Speaker 1: next thing that where they woke him up in the
21:59
Speaker 1: middle of the night and they had to do calisthenics.
22:01
Speaker 1: He was choking. Again. I don't get it. Why are
22:04
Speaker 1: you there, Johnny.
22:05
Speaker 2: I didn't understand the whole getting up in the middle
22:08
Speaker 2: of the night to do a bunch of workouts either,
22:10
Speaker 2: Like they dunk themselves in water, and then they do
22:13
Speaker 2: some obstacle course things, and then they do some jumping
22:16
Speaker 2: jacks or whatever, and Cody gets real sweaty and wet,
22:19
Speaker 2: and you see his hair that's just like little strings
22:23
Speaker 2: hanging on. It's like doll hair. It's like if you
22:25
Speaker 2: had like a voodoo doll and you were like pasting
22:27
Speaker 2: some hair on top of the head. That's what it
22:29
Speaker 2: looks like.
22:29
Speaker 1: We're an American girl doll. I wonder, I wonder if
22:32
Speaker 1: that's where his hair's going.
22:33
Speaker 2: Maybe, Oh my god, picking out.
22:38
Speaker 1: His hair for her dolls.
22:39
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I could see that.
22:42
Speaker 1: I think they're doing it to keep them on their
22:44
Speaker 1: toes and so that they are never comfortable or they
22:47
Speaker 1: never think that they can take it easy. Yeah, that's
22:49
Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, but I don't know.
22:51
Speaker 2: I really hope Cody leaves in the next episode because
22:54
Speaker 2: I don't know how much more I can watch.
22:55
Speaker 1: Well, I've got this seven day free trial from Fox one,
22:58
Speaker 1: and so like, I hope that he leaves in the
23:00
Speaker 1: next episode so I don't have to like actually pay
23:02
Speaker 1: for Fox one real. But I will, Yeah, I will,
23:05
Speaker 1: because we said we would. It's a business, and this
23:07
Speaker 1: is what it's gonna be It's not gonna be like
23:09
Speaker 1: a recap, a point to point to point. We're just
23:11
Speaker 1: gonna like talk shit and then leave and like.
23:14
Speaker 2: Have some pictures and stuff. Yeah, a little bit of
23:16
Speaker 2: him bamfalled.
23:17
Speaker 1: And so are you watching? What are you guys thinking
23:20
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23:23
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23:25
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23:28
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23:34
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23:49
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23:57
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