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57: Kev Has No Neck | #Isawthisontheinternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: And when he was singing the Jefferson's theme song, Bandy
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: Jackson was like, because true.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: The dude playing the dude this guys and another dude.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: You the dude that don't know the dude is I
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: never seen it, really it ain't.
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: It ain't a movie that people will be like that.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: But you are missing out on so nice.
• 0:29
  Speaker 3: When I saw it was a black like, I'm good
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: know it's not what you think it's so.
• 0:33
  Speaker 4: They're on the joke, like we are not the joke
• 0:36
  Speaker 4: for everyone.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: They bro I know.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm talking about.
• 0:42
  Speaker 6: There is a part in the movie that is absolutely
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  Speaker 6: your humorn't.
• 0:48
  Speaker 5: Know was Tom Cruise until the fucking end?
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he is in there. He was like when the game.
• 0:53
  Speaker 5: When the credits on the road was like, Tom Cruise,
• 0:58
  Speaker 5: that's time like we would make up is good, yes,
• 1:01
  Speaker 5: but his acting were just so good. Yeah, that whole
• 1:05
  Speaker 5: movie as a whole was fucking phenomenal.
• 1:06
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruises wild. Like I was watching the Latest Mission
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: Impossible and I'm like, after a certain age, man, nah's
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  Speaker 1: sixty's like sixty years old.
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  Speaker 5: He's still doing it.
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: Man, He's not. Though, you're not beating up No, you can't.
• 1:19
  Speaker 5: Outrun Tom Cruise. You can out run up Tom Cruise.
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: Year old man me personally, I probably got Tom Cruise.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody you Cruise.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, no, absolutely, he is doing all his own stunts.
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: First of all, you don't even your own meals.
• 1:38
  Speaker 5: Okay that meal.
• 1:45
  Speaker 7: But it's just him like that.
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: You get it for me.
• 1:51
  Speaker 6: I feel like, if you your whole career, you training
• 1:53
  Speaker 6: for action movies, you got hands, I'll give.
• 1:55
  Speaker 7: It choreography for the fight sings. He's got a little
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  Speaker 7: bit of that.
• 1:59
  Speaker 5: I feel like that Kno does is all his ship.
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: He training. Man.
• 2:04
  Speaker 4: They jumped off that cliff on the motorcycle.
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  Speaker 3: He did it six times. He did he did it
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  Speaker 3: six times. No, they know they got.
• 2:13
  Speaker 5: It on the first tape and they were like, he
• 2:15
  Speaker 5: was like, I think I do it better. Yeah, really
• 2:19
  Speaker 5: he did it six times. Him.
• 2:22
  Speaker 3: He's on the have you seen the last movie he's on.
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: He's on the motorcycle. He goes off the cliff and
• 2:28
  Speaker 3: when he goes off the cliff, he drops the bike
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: and he's just in the air and then he lets
• 2:31
  Speaker 3: go his he opens up his parachute, but it's him.
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: It's him on the motorcycle for real, for real, going
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  Speaker 3: off the cliff drive.
• 2:38
  Speaker 8: Crazy thing to say I want to do again.
• 2:40
  Speaker 5: He did it six times.
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  Speaker 4: They got to get a new bike.
• 2:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they had to get six new bikes, and they
• 2:45
  Speaker 5: used the first one.
• 2:46
  Speaker 8: He didn't get better at all.
• 2:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah. They were like, I mean, we got it.
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  Speaker 7: And he took actual pilot classes to do the last top.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he did even her.
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: He broke his foot insured in his movies.
• 2:58
  Speaker 5: I forgot which one it is. Uh, he falls from
• 3:01
  Speaker 5: like a thing on the helicopter and then like he
• 3:03
  Speaker 5: hurt his foot. He like he did that. They're like, you,
• 3:06
  Speaker 5: bro we got pizza.
• 3:07
  Speaker 8: So if he gets hurt, he just gets hurt.
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: They stopped production because he got hurt last time. He
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  Speaker 3: did this for real, he did that six times.
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  Speaker 6: The funniest part is in the movie it's like, I
• 3:17
  Speaker 6: don't know if he really needed to do that.
• 3:19
  Speaker 5: It's like it's like eighty percent stunt.
• 3:22
  Speaker 6: But to tie into the movie, it's like, we're gonna
• 3:24
  Speaker 6: parachute down on this house.
• 3:26
  Speaker 8: Like why did we go off a ramp with a motorcycle.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: Land on a train in the movie, Yeah, and a
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  Speaker 1: moving train and busting through the window.
• 3:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, listen, i gonna hold you.
• 3:35
  Speaker 5: If I'm an action star and I'm trained for it,
• 3:38
  Speaker 5: I might want to do this shit too.
• 3:39
  Speaker 6: I mean that way, that's the coolest version of it.
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  Speaker 6: I could never be a stunt man in doing that,
• 3:44
  Speaker 6: and might you might die and then Tom Cruise lands,
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  Speaker 6: you know what I mean, Like that doesn't seem worth
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  Speaker 6: it if I'm like in the movie and I do
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  Speaker 6: the shit and it's fun, and I'm like, well, I
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  Speaker 6: did my own stunts.
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  Speaker 5: But it's crazy that some people's job is just.
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  Speaker 8: To do all the background stuff.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: You gotta be an adrenaline to do his own stuff
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: at the beginning, because hes like I'm inspired by these,
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: you know, Tom Cruise, Jackie chat and he rolled over
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: and hurt his back. He was like, get the get
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  Speaker 1: that man.
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: I think Tom Holland that's his own stuff because he
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  Speaker 3: actually could do Tom Holland Spider Man.
• 4:16
  Speaker 5: He heard holiday holiday where you said, ham, wait, where's
• 4:26
  Speaker 5: his hair at Tom's Burgers?
• 4:28
  Speaker 6: Just breaking it up, you said holidays and Tom's Burgers
• 4:32
  Speaker 6: Jimmy John's.
• 4:37
  Speaker 4: He said holidays on sandwiches, Tom, I mean Tom.
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  Speaker 7: Blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Holland.
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  Speaker 4: He had to take a record acting.
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  Speaker 1: He said his last movie he did so poorly and
• 4:47
  Speaker 1: like the social media got to him so much.
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  Speaker 8: Which movie the one when he was getting back backshots?
• 4:54
  Speaker 8: What you remember that gay sexteen?
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 6: He was like, yeah, this movie, it was like a
• 5:02
  Speaker 6: series like long Hair.
• 5:04
  Speaker 8: He has long hair and he's like mentally disturbed.
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  Speaker 6: But I thought he said he needed to take a
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  Speaker 6: break from acting because he's a method actor and the
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  Speaker 6: mental state that he got into for the role.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure the.
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  Speaker 6: Social media got to him too, because there's a photo
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  Speaker 6: of him like against the wall and people because he
• 5:20
  Speaker 6: came out.
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  Speaker 4: That like that.
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  Speaker 9: That came out like shortly after what's the trains and train?
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  Speaker 9: They is trained? And then shortly after.
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  Speaker 8: That train, Yeah she got trained in the movie trained.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, no, like her, like she played a tennis that
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  Speaker 8: had two boyfriends and.
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  Speaker 5: Good time.
• 5:40
  Speaker 7: Was that Was that a movie or was that euphoria?
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  Speaker 8: No, it was a movie. That's a new movie. Before
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  Speaker 8: he is done.
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  Speaker 5: It's only a train.
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  Speaker 6: They said, like because of the writer's strike, it has
• 5:49
  Speaker 6: to come back at like in twenty thirty or twenty thirty.
• 5:52
  Speaker 5: The characters die, and then they were saying that.
• 5:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, one of the main characters passed like.
• 5:57
  Speaker 6: Oh that's right, that's right, and cloud he show did
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  Speaker 6: passed away piece of angers.
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: He because my kids were going to start in high
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: school at that time, watched it.
• 6:09
  Speaker 5: It was yeah, it's a train. That's a good time.
• 6:14
  Speaker 8: That's a that's a train.
• 6:15
  Speaker 5: It's only a train because it's two guys. If there's
• 6:17
  Speaker 5: two girls, it's a threesome.
• 6:19
  Speaker 8: Right too, it's a skewer.
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: You said.
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: You heard that girl Math, boy Math thing, girl Math.
• 6:30
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, I heard this girl.
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: Math is Like if I was going to spend five
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars on a jacket and my boyfriend gave me
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: eight hundred, the jackal was basically free and I made
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  Speaker 1: thirteen hundred. Stuff like that. Like my wife when she
• 6:44
  Speaker 1: does returns and then she gets the money back, she's like,
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  Speaker 1: oh free money.
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  Speaker 5: I like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah me too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's girl Math. Basically that's the train that.
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  Speaker 5: I got new Math to go, I mean no money
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  Speaker 5: to go spend exactly as opposed to giving it back.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So boy Math is like one person was
• 6:58
  Speaker 1: like boy Math is and this was it was funny
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: because boy Math didn't get the joke. Part of it.
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  Speaker 1: It was just mean stuff about men. It was like,
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  Speaker 1: boy math is men are hobing, but they like threesomes.
• 7:08
  Speaker 1: Like that's there's no math three.
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  Speaker 9: The boy math you don't read, Yeah, comprehension.
• 7:19
  Speaker 1: Threesome was the math. Also three seems like the worst
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  Speaker 1: thing ever.
• 7:27
  Speaker 5: Guys like a great time for you Brown and like
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  Speaker 5: Trey songs.
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  Speaker 4: You picked some interesting people with every man available.
• 7:40
  Speaker 5: That's my goal. That was used to be my goal
• 7:41
  Speaker 5: in life. You like, if I can get Curse Brown
• 7:45
  Speaker 5: and Trey songs at the same time.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know women wanted that. I didn't know women
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  Speaker 8: wanted the two dick.
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely go with it.
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  Speaker 9: I mean women women typically most women find other women attractive,
• 7:58
  Speaker 9: but they might not want to do a thing, but
• 8:00
  Speaker 9: they'll go with it in the moment. But yeah, women
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  Speaker 9: always not always, but women think about it a lot.
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  Speaker 5: I think about two men, but I don't want another
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  Speaker 5: woman there. That's just too much.
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want another woman either. One was a lot. Well,
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: we know I don't have rhythms. I can't dance. I
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: can't do the Dougie.
• 8:16
  Speaker 8: You don't have rhythm.
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: I can't do two people. I can't do the Dougie,
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: you have to do shoulders and these stuff and I
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: can't do you don't.
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  Speaker 5: Have enough space between your neck and shoulders to do that.
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: After that, you can't.
• 8:29
  Speaker 5: Can't he can't do that?
• 8:30
  Speaker 7: His head time was like, all right, you.
• 8:34
  Speaker 5: Just do that.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't talking about no neck.
• 8:37
  Speaker 6: Do this?
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: You have a less.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Who has more neck?
• 8:41
  Speaker 7: Me?
• 8:41
  Speaker 4: Or to hear me, you crazy to say a boy,
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: I got a I don't know. This is to look
• 8:47
  Speaker 4: like Rhin looking up at a tree.
• 8:50
  Speaker 7: You can't look up.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: Look at you.
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: You look like you're trying.
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Who's taller?
• 8:57
  Speaker 4: Like you know, like look at the laughing so hard
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: that joke.
• 9:02
  Speaker 5: You know, you both look like she could have laughing
• 9:05
  Speaker 5: like you know when like uncircumcised that little piece that
• 9:08
  Speaker 5: stick out.
• 9:08
  Speaker 4: That really don't know dickheads.
• 9:12
  Speaker 6: Called him dick Hey, mine goes out for I've never been.
• 9:21
  Speaker 4: I want a lot of jokes my way when it.
• 9:25
  Speaker 7: Does that because you used to get choked by niggas.
• 9:30
  Speaker 5: What why I have a body part?
• 9:39
  Speaker 4: Only reason.
• 9:43
  Speaker 5: I keep one of them on the next so you
• 9:46
  Speaker 5: can look longer like I just want.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: To because I got a black shirt.
• 9:53
  Speaker 10: Because you're not back on the back limited your nipples
• 10:04
  Speaker 10: don't match your breasts. No, don't do that.
• 10:10
  Speaker 5: Don't do that. Look in the mat.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: That's what it is.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: Is in the new mad Max.
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: M hm, which you think it's still like?
• 10:21
  Speaker 7: I know a new Mad Max?
• 10:23
  Speaker 8: Right, a little nex.
• 10:25
  Speaker 7: What's the one? What? What's his name? Is it?
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: Tom? I mean Tom? Yeah, they're talking about that's that's
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: not called Mad Max.
• 10:34
  Speaker 7: Yes, it was Mad Max.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: It's called Fury Road.
• 10:37
  Speaker 8: Like a turtle with no sh Yeah.
• 10:41
  Speaker 6: Right, you took your Remember the building in there, that's
• 10:47
  Speaker 6: like the.
• 10:47
  Speaker 4: Fed too much?
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: Man, Just shut up about it.
• 10:49
  Speaker 4: You trying to deny it for too long?
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Was called mad Man? Shut you with your stomach up.
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: His name was Water Joe or something. Wasn't it something Joe?
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: It was? It was something Joe. This company called Water Joe.
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Hold on. His name was.
• 11:12
  Speaker 8: Look up Next Incorporated. See if they have a rush order.
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: Oh, he had water that's what next day shipping, next.
• 11:30
  Speaker 8: Day.
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: It is hilarious. That was small medium.
• 11:40
  Speaker 8: Sorry, we don't have anything for you at the warehouse.
• 11:43
  Speaker 8: Did you take next month?
• 11:54
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna look for I'm trying to look for the
• 11:57
  Speaker 10: damn story now we're still here.
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: Said it?
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: My goodness?
• 12:13
  Speaker 7: Oh that's a good time. That's a good time.
• 12:18
  Speaker 8: There's something with neckro feeling.
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: Help me, guys.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: They might be rebooting The Office. They don't even do
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: a good job of the last season.
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: Cares just thinking something.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: As soon as the strike was ending, that was the
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: first piece of news I saw was they might reboot.
• 12:44
  Speaker 5: The I'm so scared, just leave it.
• 12:48
  Speaker 8: No, he would not.
• 12:49
  Speaker 6: He wouldn't do it again because I feel like I've
• 12:52
  Speaker 6: seen interviews of him saying it wouldn't work now because
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: of the jokes that they were getting away.
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: With back then, because of the time period.
• 12:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so if they tried to do it would be
• 13:00
  Speaker 6: it would be watered down.
• 13:01
  Speaker 8: Not everybody would be Stanley.
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: Would have been Martin Luther king on his head.
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: I mean the stuff is why that's still on Peacock
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: right now?
• 13:12
  Speaker 4: Your cookie cookie and then she smacks like then she.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Just leave it.
• 13:16
  Speaker 4: Also was shooting at everybody, so it never felt like but.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: Wasn't that episode where he did he was trying to
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: have a black friend and then he invited.
• 13:23
  Speaker 5: Uh, Craig Robinson. He was like trying to prove you
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: that black friends.
• 13:28
  Speaker 8: Or the what is it the racial intolerance? The training.
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, diverse. That was the second episode. That was the
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: second episode.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: When he told Standy he said the colored people, he
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: was like, collared greens. She was like, they don't call
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: it color to people that would call it color colored greeds.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: But he told Stanley, you have diabetes. I think this
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: is deleted see and Stanley got up. He's like, why
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: do you always assume I have diabetes? He said, See,
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: even the way.
• 13:58
  Speaker 6: You got everybody that broke everybody, you couldn't do that.
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: You got it, like, you can't do that.
• 14:10
  Speaker 8: Be crazy. I don't even think all of them would.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: Do it to Diversity Day.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: Jim wouldn't do it.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: He's read Richards. People who would he's Jack Bryan.
• 14:22
  Speaker 8: I don't think he's gonna be read Richards again.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: You don't think so?
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: No, that was that was fan service for sure.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: He got killed too.
• 14:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's another time.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: But what you you don't think Pam would do it
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: for show?
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Pam would, Dwight would not. I don't know, I would
• 14:39
  Speaker 3: would not, wouldn't.
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: Edd might do it, though I don't think Ed would
• 14:45
  Speaker 8: do it.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: I don't think the white would do it. At homes yeah,
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: at Holmes and definitely not. What's her name.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Uh As ain't been into that much stuff though.
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: In the last five years.
• 14:57
  Speaker 7: Hangover was was good for you know, how long go Hangover?
• 15:00
  Speaker 7: What was enough of it?
• 15:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 15:05
  Speaker 8: Would y'all watch.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Namee movies from ten to fifteen years ago? Hangover three
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: was in twenty thirteen.
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: When was However You Last Song?
• 15:14
  Speaker 9: No?
• 15:15
  Speaker 5: The other guy who played that.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Is Jason white Man.
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: He made a cameo on the Office One Time Man.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Boston twenty eleven. Rom Bosses is two thousand.
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: Would y'all watch it if it was a different cast
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: in a different office.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: Now, because it's tight work, it's just completely different.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: Who I try to watch the British version of it.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: I didn't even like the I was like the pacing
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: isn't I don't like I don't like British human I
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: didn't I need subtitles, just like what did he say now?
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: Top Boy? British murdering drugs?
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: Did you finish it? What I cried at the what
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: I was like in the Field Family, I won't have
• 15:58
  Speaker 5: the one.
• 15:59
  Speaker 6: I won't have to watch that with the Sometimes I
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: hate that they jumped out with bats and they were
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: like you pull, you pull, and they were like beating
• 16:08
  Speaker 6: somebody up, but it sounds like they're naming pastas.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: I love, like may we got to check it out
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: there if you like drugs, because.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: I like everything I like to do is illegal. For show,
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: You'll be in you will love it, love it. I'll
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: give it another try. I try to watch one episode
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: like why did You Get Out?
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Because for me it's like growing up watching American action movies.
• 16:44
  Speaker 9: It's just used to guns. But over there such a
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: different life because.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the gun laws are more strict, so they'd be
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: like you can, You're very likely to get statfhed.
• 17:03
  Speaker 10: Nigga got arrowed, the niggas walking through the street with
• 17:07
  Speaker 10: nun chunks.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: It's just it doesn't strike fear in my arm.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: It's like a dark alley, like what are you doing down?
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: It's like nineteen fifties, like we go I beat you up,
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: top boy? You are.
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: I'm just saying. I was just making the example, like
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: because they don't.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: Have that's a lot of it's a lot of It's
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: not as much as gigs in London, but there's a
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: lot of guns.
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: A lot of them.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Niggas had the burnals on them about it from London.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: In here from the UK, you have about like a
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: lot of fights. They beat your ass a lot, a lot,
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: like Peaky Blinders. Everybody was keep blowing us. I could
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: not did you watch the whole thing?
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I stopped it, like second season, I can't watch that.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I want to know why London. People in London have
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: so much a Jamaican slang because a lot of Jamaicans
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: they actually Jamaicans or Jamaican because everybody who say waguan
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: don't be Jamaican.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: But it's a big Jamaican community over.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: There, so Jamaican slang just dominates.
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: And also colonized. Yeah, for sure, colonized Jamaica.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: We don't use British slang.
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: We probably do, you think so, probably the root of
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: a lot of.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: Stuff comes from British stuff, Like because.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: You hear a lot of American slang in British stuff,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: but I don't know that we use like their slang.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: We just speak English.
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: I hear and I love it.
• 18:25
  Speaker 8: And why would you use that? What does that mean again?
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Like you feel yeah, you feel me? Yeah, because colonized Jamaica.
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: That's why I heard that whole just to get everybody.
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, brother's good. Also for how much of the world
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: they dominated it's a very small country. What Europe England specifically,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: it's like tiny island and they they too active, really
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: roaming empire.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: That's bold.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: What you have one group of like people on a
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: boat and you're like, let's just see whatever's over there,
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: let's take it away.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Gotta mess up Potamia, y'all three force of Earth at
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: one time. But you don't even know how they over there.
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: They was like, Yo, we're taking that, bro.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: And what you finna do? It's so funny to tweet
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: going viral the British museums like there's some stolen artifacts
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: and y'all help us. Finally we're like nigga.
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: Right talking about artifacts? Went home, Nigga. Here ain't nothing
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: in here, y'all nothing. That's why to be like who stolen?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Stolen? Crazy?
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: We still need Musicum, That's that's why you really don't
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: believe in your live, Like, bro, why what you doing this?
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: Just keep it it safe, y'all.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: We asked could we take it before we stole it?
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I want to a museum taken like a hest.
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: You want to do a heist like a museum is
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: probably the most interesting thing to rob because banks is
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: like you could break into the vault and there'd be
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: nothing in there but museum, all these relics and stuff.
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: But then you gotta find somebody to fence it, Like
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: who am I gonna give.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: That reason?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: She ain't got a way to sell it back. The
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: rest of us don't want to go to jail. Like
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: that's how you sell it to when you sell the
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: stolen stuff. I'm getting food.
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: To do, like like somebody defence it for you. Like,
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: so I steal it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I give it to them to go sell it to somebody.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: But if whoever they sell it to, they'll be like,
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: you stole it.
• 20:41
  Speaker 9: There they got That person is known as the middle
• 20:45
  Speaker 9: and they that's not their first time getting some and
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: selling it to somebody, so they're like, that's the person
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: you go to.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: I have thought about robbing a museum before, and I
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: always was like, but what am I gonna do with it?
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: When I got it?
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: Give? That was the whole thing with robbing the bank.
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: It's like, now, how the funk I'm wash this money?
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: We make off with a million dollars?
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: I could? I could? I could watch some money.
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: Who I go to gonna rip me off? I know
• 21:08
  Speaker 7: because I ain't never watched no money before.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Easier to wash money than the like fence, like an artifact.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: You imagine bringing that to us like this.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: It's the golden gatto from Brazil.
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: What is it called? The Faberge egg?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: What the fuck am I gonna do with this?
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: I can't crack it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 7: I can't eat it.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: I can't take this and no.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Eggs to him, but I can't eat it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: You're talking to be new about this, and he was saying,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: when people rob you like you would think still computers
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: and phones and stuff like that. He was like, that
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: stuff can all be tracked most of the time. They'll
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: still like Jordan's yeah jeans because you and the quick
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: real quickly.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: That dude who stole the table of iPhones it was
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: cut five minutes later.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Robbed the GPS track.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: You got all the tracks in the back man. You
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: stole the whole fine Me.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Section following home just in the car watch.
• 22:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know you can't miss uh, mister Casey, I
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: know you can like pawn it, but it's like, do
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: you take that in and like, what the fuck.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: You get this from it?
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: Always walking in with you can't pawn no artifacts.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: You got to find the right fans who had the
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: right connects.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I guess.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Kid, all of that.
• 22:32
  Speaker 7: I'm just like this, this is a family AirLand, Like yeah,
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: what family?
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they need where they get it from.
• 22:42
  Speaker 7: Don't worry about it. I can't do it, man, I
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: don't want that ship.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I definitely even think about like things I can ribe,
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: like how quick can I get away with it? Because
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: every time I watch Oceans eleven, I'm like, I was
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: like to be down. I would so want to do that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: There's no quick way to get a big summer money.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: I fell out. I tried selling weed for a week
• 23:05
  Speaker 7: and a half. I went three people in on a
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: on an ounce, all.
• 23:10
  Speaker 9: Right, was it just I don't know anyway, none of
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: the money. I can't remember how much it was at
• 23:21
  Speaker 9: the time. I don't know, man, I didn't know. I
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: didn't I wasn't good at fractions like that. That's why
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: I wasn't good at like selling like this much when
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: it was already gave bags. Yeah, it was already gave
• 23:33
  Speaker 9: to us and bags. And like I tried to start
• 23:35
  Speaker 9: my drug career second semester in eleventh grade, and everybody
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: know I didn't sleep to you and nothing.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: So it's just like I'm trying.
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: To like, yo want You were like, get the funk
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: away from me.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm in the National Society.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I'm watching Man Society. It's just funny that you also
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: trying to sell weed exactly, But I was so English.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about that.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Gott here, Bro.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I tried to do the first chair Saxophone National Society.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Now you want to drum?
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: I tried to cut a square in a dictionary and
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: like put the weed in there.
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: And I couldn't find scissors.
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: So I'm trying to do the ship with a sneak knife,
• 24:18
  Speaker 10: and I can only do so many pages at a
• 24:20
  Speaker 10: time with the sneak knife.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: It was the worst decision of my life.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Man, chicken nugget is in the dictionary.
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: You're like, I just ate the page.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: There.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I can remember.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Eat my words. He told me to eat my words.
• 24:41
  Speaker 10: Man, this is a bad.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: What was the moment that you were like, I'm out
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: of a drug game, Bro, I didn't make no money
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: off of it.
• 24:49
  Speaker 9: All the paranoid that I have for that week, thinking
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: people might ride me, I'm gonna get found out at school.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: It wasn't worth it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Every I watch drug shows, I'd be like, Bro, y'all.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: They can never relax, you can never let your hair down.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: You could never go on vacation and be free. It's
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the police are coming after you other drugs.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: You're too good. They want to kill you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: But that's still people who are too good, like we
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: only hear about the people who blow up quick like
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: that happens more than anything.
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: You just don't get the clientele. You got to know
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: people like this ain't working.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: The niggas have started buying because they feel sorry for me.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Bro. I heard a lot of drug dealers don't even
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: really make minimum wage. Like the people are on the
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: side of the soldiers. They're just like you could be.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I had an interview to be a drug dealerout.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: I never went though, but I had an interview line
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: up that was a sting. I'm glad you didn't go.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Drug Yes, I didn't even clever.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: You brought a resume to a drug You think that
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: was dumb? This is the police.
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Know it's in constant.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Everybody's in cop outfits.
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: So you want to be a dr. He just has
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: a beanie on, So you want to be a drug dealer? Huh?
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: I get her?
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Like all right?
• 26:09
  Speaker 7: Get her all right?
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Get him give you that thuge. You still have your
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: cup out.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: I don't think she's gonna notice.
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: Give me some shape.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: I blended. You want to judge the community.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: When I was in high school, I used to scrape
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the foil off a gun out of Boart hom and
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: one time, no, no, I've scraped the foil off just to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: get to the white paper. And I put some grass
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and wrote it up and tried to sell it to
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: a football player. He wasn't very smart and he was
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: using how much for the weed? And I was like
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: ten dollars and he gave it to me and I
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, that's just grass. I don't this is
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: literally grass. You didn't go to grass. I was like, no, no,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: this is like I went outside.
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: It's actual grass.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't go through it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: He didn't get it, though, He's like, yeah, yeah, I
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: want to smoke some grass. No, what I'm trying to
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: tell you is this is my front lawn.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: That's the o G name og front turn. I'm trying
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: that sounds.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: I don't think. I don't think you're getting it. I
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: get it, and you give it to me.
• 27:20
  Speaker 10: Nigga's my new were in it.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: The day.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Here take it, take it, take it, just give it to.
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: The lawnmower gas in it.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I walked across and then picked it up, got
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: out and say sex.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: Stepped on the jokes.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Now I walked through the lawn and took this off
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: of my shoes.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Also, this conversation has gone on.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Just give me ten dollars.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: You bail it out of it?
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: How'd you roll it?
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: Did you lick it and stuff? And you know how
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: to roll?
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: That's not easy to watch movies.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: No, you watched a lot of workout movies too, and
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: You don't have the whole thing about that. The whole
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: diet industry is all for fat people.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: The fit people do not even buy that stuff.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: And people like me who don't bought the dog on.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: Uh what's Shawn tis thine body?
• 28:27
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• 28:29
  Speaker 5: I was in a workout DVD. I'm gonna give it
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: to you man. You're in it, yeah, like teaching or
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: just in the back. I'm in one of the people
• 28:35
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• 28:36
  Speaker 7: What is it?
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: It's called? Uh hardcore twenty two minutes with Tony.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Horton Beach Body.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 28:44
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• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah? So it was made. It has like all military workouts,
• 28:49
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• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a guy.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: He would take me on the news and me and
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: him and another dude. We would go on the news
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: and do work out in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we love y'all. Man, y'all go back to work.
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• 33:29
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