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Bonus IMPROV - He Loved Having a Good Time · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fun friends yes bonus content improv for a million times why didn't i say it
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  I don't know.
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  I don't know.
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  Sometimes you can hear something a million times
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  and that million and one time
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  get it wrong.
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  Joe, can we get a suggestion, please?
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  Your suggestion is
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  huh?
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  Is it?
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  Was that actually your suggestion?
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  It was H-U-H was the word that it generated.
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  Your
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  better word is coincidences.
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  Hmm.
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  I have a coincidence.
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  Oh.
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  So my first dog.
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  That is a coincidence.
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  I'm sorry.
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  What did you say?
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  That's such a dick thing to do.
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  What did you say?
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  I said that is a coincidence.
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  Okay, go on.
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  My first, like, grown-up dog that I have as an adult was named Megan, which you know.
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  And my new dog is, she's four now, she's not new, but she's, her name is Summer.
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  when Summer had to have surgery,
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  the veterinarian that did the surgery's name
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  was Megan Valentine.
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  Summer was born on Valentine's Day
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  and her professional litter name
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  was like Valentin or whatever
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  because there were 10 puppies.
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  Whoa.
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  Isn't that crazy?
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  Do you think
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  that it was secretly Megan?
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  doing the surgery.
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  Is she doing the surgery?
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  No.
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  No.
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  But here's another coincidence.
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  Buckle up, bitch.
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  Did that make you feel better about the surgery?
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  That she was...
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  I thought it was like a beautiful coincidence.
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  Yeah, that's stuff I like.
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  I'm always looking for science.
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  Yeah.
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  She annoys me when it doesn't work out.
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  But when I see it, it's hard for me not to think
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  like maybe it's a thing.
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  Yeah.
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  Especially because, I don't know if I told you this,
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  but after Megan died,
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  I saw Cardinals in my backyard.
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  Did I ever tell you this?
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  Mm-mm.
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  So I've never seen, obviously, I hardly ever see,
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  as the only time I've ever seen, I've never seen them before or since.
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  Right after she died a couple days later,
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  there was a male and a female cardinal just perched on my back fence and I saw them and then they flew away And it like a well thing that a lot of people believe that cardinals are like messenger birds
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  There's an old saying that says, when cardinals appear, loved ones are near.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  What was your other coincidence?
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  Before I do reaction.
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  When Megan was a puppy, she had a purple collar.
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  and when
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  so I got Summer
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  from her litter
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  she came with a purple collar.
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  That's less of a coincidence.
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  I agree 100%
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  but
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  totality of coincidences.
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  Okay.
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  I like how you were like
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  not going to take any bullshit
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  on the nonsense.
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  Don't waste my time
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  with a lesser coincidence.
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  Well you should have led
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  with that one.
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  I agree.
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  I was just thinking of
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  ramped up.
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  Yeah.
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  I hate myself.
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  Coincidentally.
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  And now, improv.
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  Hi, I'm sorry.
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  You don't know me, but I thought this was the craziest thing.
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  Oh, no worries.
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  I'm friendly.
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  I noticed you from across the room.
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  Oh, thank you.
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  This is so crazy.
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  This is so crazy.
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  Wait, wait on me.
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  I got all day.
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  my i'm sorry this to lay all this on you my dead husband
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  had my dead husband i'm sorry i'm sorry this is this is gonna be beautiful i promise i'm sorry
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  can i just help you what you don't need to apologize anymore i'm a teacher go on okay
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  I don't know what that means, but okay.
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  So he had brown eyes and you have brown eyes.
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  And I just, I couldn't believe it.
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  I can't believe it.
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  I feel like I'm seeing him.
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  It's like the biggest coincidence.
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  It's like, what were the odds of seeing someone with brown eyes?
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  Okay.
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  Can I stop you?
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Are you serious?
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  Yeah.
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  Your husband had brown eyes?
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  Uh-huh.
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  and you have brown eyes.
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  Chills.
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  Chills.
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  Thank you, right?
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  Chills.
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  Thank you.
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  My friend Sarah,
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  she said I shouldn't come over and bother you with this.
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  She said everyone has brown eyes.
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  Sarah's jealous of your talent.
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  Thank you Okay I was thinking the same thing Can I ask you something Hmm Was your husband white
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  Yes.
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  I noticed a coincidence too. Me too.
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  Whoa. I didn't even think about that.
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  No, you were too focused on the peepers.
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  I know. Because they were like laser beams.
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  Did he like to have a good time?
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  Um, yes.
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  Would you believe me if I told you I too like to have a good time?
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  what i love it that was like wait wait
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  do you like it just a little bit or is it like your favorite thing
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  it's my favorite that was his favorite thing too oh my god he loved having a good time
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  he was white and he had brown eyes this is we need to call we need to call john edward yes
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  Guinness. Wait, John Edwards? He's a psychic.
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  Oh, I was thinking of that.
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  Wait, was there a politician
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  named John Edwards?
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  We could call him too. Okay, let's get them both
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  on the phone. What a weird coincidence that
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  there's more than one person named. More than one
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  John Edwards? What are the odds?
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  Oh my god. Oh, you know what I think?
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  You need to get rid of Sarah.
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  Who's calling you down.
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  You and me are now friends.
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  We're the coincidence people.
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  I.
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  Can I tell you something?
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  Of course you can tell me.
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  Can I tell you how I feel about it?
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  Yeah.
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  Maybe we should both say how we feel about it on three.
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  Okay.
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  One, two, three.
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  I love it!
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  Oh my god.
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  What are the odds that we both would love this same idea?
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  No one else would.
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  Okay.
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  We got to take this show on the road.
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  Cut to a mall food court.
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  Excuse us.
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  Everyone, put your packages down.
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  Come to the fountain.
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  They're coming.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Gather around.
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  And we will find all coincidences.
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  And you thought I was just going home today.
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  Whoa.
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  Oh my god.
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  Coincidences.
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  Holy shit.
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  Whoa.
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  Mommy.
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  I like coincidences Oh you you ma Yes
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  Ma'am.
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  Tell me.
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  I can't help but notice.
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  You have skin.
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  I want you to look around you and see if you notice anything.
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  All these other people have skin.
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  That's right.
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  What are the odds?
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  Wow, we're starting off strong.
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  Hmm.
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  Huh.
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  Sir
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  Ariel
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  You're missing a foot
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  That's right
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  Look around
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  Everyone else is missing a foot too
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  Whoa
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  What really does feel like a coincidence
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  What are we gonna do
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  You there, small child
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  Yes
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  you're missing parents oh look around you
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  oh actually everyone else here has parents sorry oh oh but now you're crying we love that
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  like the fountain what a coincidence okay bye everyone i have an idea okay you and i
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  we're clearly synced
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  we should go
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  to the cemetery
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  you know
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  I do know
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  and we should look for coincidences there
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  people are sad and they need to be
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  joyful
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  you know
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  got to the cemetery
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  hey
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  come here me and my friend got something to tell you
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  what is it
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  I'm so sad
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  I got this one
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  Your husband's dead!
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  I know!
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  Look around you!
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  What do you notice?
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  Uh, hey now.
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  There's a lot of
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  other dead husbands here.
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  Uh-huh.
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  Hey, I don't feel so alone anymore.
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  We did it.
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  God, we're good.
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  See you.
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  I'll see you next time.