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Episode 213 - Wrestlemania Night 1 Recap · My Third Place Pod

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  Oh my God. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
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  the post show breakdown of WrestleMania 41.
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  Night one. I'm evil.
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  That's menace. It's been a night.
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  It's been a night from Jelly Rose opening note shaking the
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  stadium to Paul Heyman pulling the ultimate betrayal in the
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  main event. This wasn't just for
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  WrestleMania. This was a declaration.
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  Oh, I'm mirrored. Wow.
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  Anyway I can. That's fine, I'll go with it.
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  You want to talk about last night first Friday night?
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  You want to just go through it. All right, All right.
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  Let's just go through this first.
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  All right, Carmelo Hayes. Last night it was too long.
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  Yeah. Carb.
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  No car. Me.
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  I mean, did you watch Mac? No, no.
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  And I should have because. Nothing happened.
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  We told you, we told you, we told you.
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  Nothing happened. Yeah, but you didn't tell me
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  about Ray Phoenix. Oh.
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  And Rey Mysterio. What about him?
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  Rey Mysterio got injured. So Rey forgot about that.
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  Carmelo Hayes won the under by under a giant battle royal.
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  Well, it's happened. It's the only thing that
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  happened. And Cena and Cody went into the
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  segment and that's it. That was the only highlight of
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  the night. Triple H one hour and 7 minutes.
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  Good Lord. Meanwhile, everybody had their
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  little moment of like I, I, I only have three minute speech.
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  I only have a 2 minute speech. Triple H has the entire night.
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  And Shawn Michaels was like, I got to be up at 5:30 in the
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  morning and to go to the NXT and do the show and everything.
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  And I'm just like, why? And then I realized that 11 O
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  clock, it was the show. So he has to like prep and do
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  all that stuff. Meanwhile, we're staying at, we
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  stayed up till like 3:30 in the morning, 4:30 in the morning to
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  just like watch this entire thing from start to finish just
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  to hear Triple H talk for for an hour and 7 minutes and then do
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  the The Tonight earlier tonight press conference for another 40
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  minutes and then tomorrow for another 40 minutes.
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  This man is I'm serious. If he had a podcast, I used to
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  listen to it. I can hear him talk all day just
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  talking about analytics and all this other stuff.
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  Yeah, the same like I, I was interested in everything he was
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  saying do the monster move acquiring AAA and announcing
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  Worlds collide June 7th. So they bought AAA, AAA
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  wrestling. So we're going to get lots of
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  Lucha Leaver people beating up on El Grande Americano.
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  What's that? I didn't catch his name, but he
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  was the guy with great Phoenix at the end.
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  Vikingo. Yeah, he was from a UW, like I
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  saw him earlier last year there and I'm like, what's he doing
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  here? Oh, OK, that's what happened.
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  Yeah, everybody, everybody's about to beat up El Grande
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  Americano from over there. Chad Gable is in a It's going to
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  get hurt. Wrestle Mania night one.
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  Let's put it. Let's talk about it right now.
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  The first match of the night. I know you're excited.
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  I know I'm like, yeah, sorry it happened.
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  Here we go, Jay USO finally stepping up and claiming gold
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  over Gunter. What do you think?
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  I loved it. You loved it.
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  I. Thought it was a really good
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  match. Like I said, I'm the ending.
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  Yeah, but I'm happy that Jay one.
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  Yeah, I thought it was like it only took him like 4 seconds at
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  least clinching the move first. Yeah.
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  Oh, you're struggling. All right, here's more.
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  Not just like I immediately put it on.
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  It's like, no, I'm out, I'm done, let me tap out, let me tap
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  out. And I was like, he got the belt.
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  Jimmy came out to celebrate with him.
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  He just said on the post show that why couldn't you wear
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  something better? It was like, wait, where you
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  think? Where you wearing sweats for?
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  It's like if you knew I was going to wait.
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  I'm just like, wear something better, wear something nice,
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  wear something fancy. Yeah.
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  Like us, we got our fanciest wrestling shirts on.
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  So there you go. New Day becoming what?
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  How many Times Now? 1212 time, 12 time tag team
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  champions over the Viking Raiders.
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  Why didn't the Viking Raiders wear black and gold?
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  Black and white? Is that the Raider color?
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  What's the Raider color? What's black and grey?
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  War Raiders. War Raiders.
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  I'm sorry. The same thing.
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  Black and grey. That's fine.
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  Clash of. The can't clans.
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  Yeah. Video game.
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  Oh, was that what they were? I didn't notice.
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  I don't know what that was. Jake Cargill weathered the
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  storm. We knew that.
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  We knew that Jay Cargill weather the storm and beat Naomi.
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  Of course, like I we all knew that was going to happen.
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  I love the entrances. Oh, yeah.
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  Back to New Day. I'm sorry.
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  I asked. Like we can talk about this
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  later on on the post episode, on the on the actual big episode
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  and you the Easter egg episode. But Jay Cargill.
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  Yeah, she, she came out with a nice entrance the the weatherman
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  and everything. That was pretty awesome.
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  Yeah. As soon as that happened, I'm
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  like, oh, she's going to weather the storm.
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  She's going to weather the storm.
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  OK, we, we know what's going to happen here.
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  Jacob 2 turning into a straight up Samoan freight train.
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  Oh my God, that whole mask that he wore at the beginning was
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  crazy. I loved it.
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  I was like, what is he doing? But you know, he's for this
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  being his first WrestleMania. His first WrestleMania.
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  Yeah, Wow. For real.
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  For real even. Yeah, Everybody.
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  Everybody. First WrestleMania came out
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  great. Ezran.
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  Damn it Econo Chad Gable entrance.
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  I I was like, no, I can't this can't be happening.
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  Why is this happening? He'd be Ray Phoenix.
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  I was like, you know, disappointed that Rey Mysterio
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  didn't wasn't in a match, but then a OK, Ray Phoenix is fine,
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  but then it's like he lost first WrestleMania.
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  What? It was technically both of
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  theirs, you know. First, yeah, whatever.
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  Tiffany Stratton continuing her Center to the Universe tour
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  against Charlotte Flair. And wow, you know, I was so
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  ready for this match to end. Yeah.
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  And I'm like it was. Anti climactic to me.
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  Yeah. No.
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  I never. Want to see these two?
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  Again. I saw that he's missing
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  something, you know, because I'm like, she's bleeding from her
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  mouth, you know? And then the more and more you
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  kept looking, you see, it's all like Chip I was.
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  Like, and then like the very end of it, she's like looked into
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  the camera, smiled a bit and then cameraman told her about it
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  and she's like what? OK, sorry.
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  Just be there got beat up. She even said on the post show
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  like she got she just got beat up like her freaking head was
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  hurting and everything like oh damn, Charlie really be put it
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  into her like don't ever talk about my failed marriages next
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  year. Owen for.
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  Yeah, really. In the chaotic betrayal laced
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  main event, Seth Rollins walks out.
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  Chant walks out winner after Heyman stabbed both Punk and
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  Roman in the back. What a fucking cockroach.
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  Did you hear how microphone was installed on?
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  Here, everybody, I was too. Oh man, I was pissed at first
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  like I was I know you said like I was upset.
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  I was like, I was upset and like no, I was upset.
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  I was like well, I was upset first, ma'am.
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  I like sat there like how I was like bunk you.
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  This happened before to you, man.
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  He betrayed you against Brock Lesnar and he's doing it again
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  to you here. Why do you keep trusting this
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  man, You know? And he did it and then like gave
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  it to Roman. And I'm just like, no, he is
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  not. No, he is not just like.
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  Acid rain. He did it to Roman too.
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  And I'm just like laughing my ass up.
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  And I was like, no, he did it twice and man, no.
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  Everybody say hello. Hey buddy, how you doing?
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  My food is in front of he wants. And he wants your food.
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  OK, you're about to eat. Is that what that is?
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  And. So I grabbed more food and since
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  I'm outside with him, he wants. He's being bad, Bad dog.
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  Don't be bad. He's OK, buddy.
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  He's OK. It's OK.
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  What do you think of the show? You know, it was a good show I
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  did not expect because I don't know, you know, Paul Hayden's
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  history with CM Punk. You know what happened before.
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  Yeah. I would.
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  I was shocked. I will say I was shocked that he
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  turned on him. Me too, me too.
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  You know, my sister was like, what if he owes his set?
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  And I was like, well, I don't know if he would set.
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  I know he owes us a favor for not stopping him.
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  True. But I did not expect that at
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  all. Right.
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  I wasn't expecting that either. How dare you?
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  How, How do you how, how does this happen twice, man?
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  I could close like unidictation. OK, that's half of the the
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  prediction. The other half is Dev 2 joining
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  The Rock and John Cena. And that what I said, yes, if it
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  happens tomorrow, I'm just going to be like, I, I can't, I'm
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  done. I I'm going to go, I'm going to
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  go apply for a job as a storyline writer over there.
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  That's right. That was awesome, I can't wait.
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  I think we did actually pretty good for our predictions.
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  Yeah, definitely. I'm going to post this Earth
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  tonight, post it probably in the morning.
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  So what are we doing tomorrow? Same thing.
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  I'm watching the Slammys and Night 2 and then coming back on
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  here and we're going to talk about the Slammys and Night 2
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  and next week we'll do the whole Easter egg hunt and everything
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  and talk about Fool and that how long it took for each match,
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  because I know Jay Cargo was like around 7 minutes.
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  Yeah, it. Was no.
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  That's so neat. Possibly 12, I want to say 12.
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  For a while. Yeah.
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  So I had started it and then but I was watching it.
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  Somebody was life saving on TikTok so I was watching it like
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  that because I wasn't. Home.
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  I got to look up the fashions, the fashion icons, everything
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  about it. Why this person was wearing this
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  color? Why Charlotte was wearing the
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  same colors as Tiffany? Yeah, I.
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  Don't understand that but OK. That's weird.
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  We're. Both being with the Barbie
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  thing. 9 minutes and 20 seconds. OK, OK, because I was like we I
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  was watching it in the car. Well when I was watching it on
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  TikTok with and I don't know if he was personal but somehow in
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  French. Group.
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  But. I like, I guess we're friends.
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  They're what you call it, their profile like this just not look
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  familiar to me at all. I have no idea who this person
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  is but thanks because I got to watch it and then it the live
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  ended and then it came back. On and.
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  I was like, OK, so then I went, I was like, you know, I need to
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  just get feedback myself. So I was able to rewind it back
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  because I had somehow I had missed part of one of the
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  fights. Yeah, I.
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  Don't remember which one it was but I was like.
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  I'm gonna watch it again. So I was like OK, because
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  usually I wait till then. I'm I'm gonna watch it again
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  anyway, so it would be it's been an.
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  Hour, you know, And then, Yep, again late.
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  Right. Later than yesterday.
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  Yeah, last night. So I was like, Nope.
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  So I put Peacock on my phone and watching it as we're driving.
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  So we've heard no. And then I came home and it was
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  the exact same spot that I was on my phone.
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  So I was like, OK, then we just watched it from there.
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  OK. We actually got to watch.
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  Kind of two things for tomorrow. Bailey's no longer in the match
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  with Lyra Belkira, so it's going to be Liv Morgan and Raquel
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  Rodriguez with Lyra Belkira and WE.
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  Don't know. We don't know Becky Lynch.
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  That's what my sister said. Becky Lynch, all right, or since
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  we have all these other girls coming in and like we have what?
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  What was her name? Lana.
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  The rumors of Lana rumors. What?
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  It only makes sense if it's like Becky Lynch.
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  Because Lyra, you know this. Is her mentor.
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  That's her mentor. But then again, like, if this
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  was the case, why don't you just have Lyra and Becky Lynch go
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  after the first thing? Why have Bailey in there in the
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  first place, and why have her as a placeholder?
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  Yeah. Like, Betty doesn't deserve
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  that. Like, how do you go from main
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  eventing last year to this to getting pulled out?
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  Yeah. And then Randy Orton is actually
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  in a match. So it's going to be a seventh
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  match, actually. So who's his opponent going to
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  be? It can't be.
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  What was that? Yeah, I'm like, it can't be Nick
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  Aldous. One more match, Mickie James
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  come down. No, you can't do this anymore.
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  Nick Aldous knows a few people who got released.
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  Who's coming in Miro? Yeah.
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  OK. So what about he was Alistair
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  Black in age that he was Malachi Black?
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  OK. That'd be great.
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  OK. Also, the whole acquisition with
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  AAA, if you go to the AAA roster, you know who's in there.
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  No. So dude, bro Riddle.
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  See. That's what.
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  I brought Riddle Riddle and. I was like.
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  What RK bro coming back again? So yeah, that's those two
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  things. Everything else still looks the
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  same. So and EO Sky versus Bianca
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  Bellaire versus wherever play is opening the show.
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  Cody Rose versus John Cena is closing the show.
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  So we'll just have to wait and see what happens that night.
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  All right, that's it. That's all we have.
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  I'll post this later. I'll post it in the morning,
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  probably later. You know, I'm not.
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  I'm going to stay up till like 5 in the morning again just
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  because I tried playing earlier today.
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  Yeah. And I was like, all right, cool.
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  And then because I wanted to get into that silver one, get it
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  over with already, and I did. And I was like, all right, cool,
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  I just want to get to gold again.
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  And then that's it. I'm done.
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  This season is way too hard for me to go like.
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  Go through it. I just want that.
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  I just want that character skin. That's it.
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  We're good. And if I can make it past
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  everybody else and go through the whole teams, I'm just
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  getting tired of watching people play online on TikTok and
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  YouTube. And I'm like, here I was like,
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  how do you do that? How do you do that?
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  Why are you over there? And I'm still stuck over here.
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  What's going on? Anyways, that's it.
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  I think that's it for tonight. Is it?
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  You're. I'm going to go watch.
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  Yeah. I already saw the press
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  conference. Triple H is talking.
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  I'm like, all right, 45 minutes of that.
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  We just heard him talk last night.
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  Oh man, I can't hear him talking anymore, but you know, like
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  maybe I'll maybe maybe later. So yeah, that's it.
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  That's it for tonight. We're going to try.
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  We're going to try to do this again tomorrow night.
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  So thank you for vibing with us and being part of this wild,
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  ever growing community. Tell your friends, bring your
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  right here on my third place podcast where community,
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  Say bye minutes. Bye.