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Cows Need Friends Too - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 86 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: with a big plate of country fried turkey and Brandon.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so cute of you.
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  Speaker 3: All right, what is up everybody? Welcome back to Son
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  Speaker 3: of a Boy Dad Podcast. It is Tuesday. It is November. First.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's November. I can't believe that time
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  Speaker 1: has been going at this rate for my entire life.
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  Speaker 3: I know it's really flying by. It's getting dark out again.
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  Speaker 3: Taking the sun from us on Sunday, I believe.
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  Speaker 1: Which do you think is worse when it gets darker
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  Speaker 1: when it gets cold? Which one bothers you more about
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  Speaker 1: the winter to the darkness? For sure, the darkness bothers me.
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  Speaker 1: It was actually kind of nice out today. It was
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  Speaker 1: tickling sixty today. When we get out of.
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  Speaker 3: This, it's going to be pitch black out.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be pitch black and like negative forty degrees.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's such a bummer.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be an Eskimo winter walking out of here.
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  Speaker 3: Any winter that I don't kill myself is a victory,
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  Speaker 3: of course, dude. It's like that was I did good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if we were putting odds in a sports book,
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  Speaker 1: your plus money to kill yourself every year and somehow
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  Speaker 1: you defy the odds, a true underdog story. Sass being
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: I just get so much more bored in the dark,
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  Speaker 3: Like when it's dark out, like like at seven pm.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I'm fucking so bored. Yeah, because it
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  Speaker 3: just you walk around and be like going out or
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  Speaker 3: doing something, so you just.
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  Speaker 1: Have to get inside, get your out to inside, dude. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: around this time of year, my vein start looking so
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  Speaker 1: fucking thick with blood, dude, it almost looks like they're
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  Speaker 1: overfilled with blood, Like I just want to spill it
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  Speaker 1: out all over the sea.
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  Speaker 3: I relate to that one too much.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's just me.
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  Speaker 3: I can't say I'm really on board with that, but
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  Speaker 3: I want to get.
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  Speaker 1: That checked out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if the sun going down means your
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  Speaker 3: blood starts getting thicker.
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  Speaker 1: I just meant that I'm going to cut my wrists
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  Speaker 1: at this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh oh, I see. But if you if you haven't
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  Speaker 3: more graphic than I was going for, if.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't thought about how you want to kill yourself,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, that's on you. No, just kidding,
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  Speaker 1: We're all we're all just kidding, just fucking joking out here, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I haven't talked to you, uh in
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  Speaker 1: like a couple of minutes. Dude. Yeah, since like right
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  Speaker 1: before the show's it been like thirty minute a minute.
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  Speaker 1: What's good for something together? Yeah? What? What? What were
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  Speaker 1: you doing in that time frame? I saw you like
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  Speaker 1: laughed at something at your computer, kind of giggle to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Damn inside jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I'm actually pretty tired today. It's been a pretty
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  Speaker 3: long day, except it hasn't been long. I just couldn't
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  Speaker 3: fall asleep last night. Didn't go have been until around
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  Speaker 3: three thirty in the morning. What were you fucking watching
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  Speaker 3: or you was watching anything? I was just tossing and
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  Speaker 3: turning all night.
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  Speaker 1: When did you shut lights off?
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  Speaker 3: Probably around ten pm?
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  Speaker 1: Dude. What you should have done was furiously five hours,
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  Speaker 1: A good five hours of tossing. Did you furiously masturbate
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  Speaker 1: it all? Or no?
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  Speaker 3: I don't do that anymore. Damn Well, maybe that wasn't
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  Speaker 3: not until the sun comes back. You're like a bear.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And also, yeah, my favorite bear account on Twitter. I
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  Speaker 3: saw that declared they're no longer posting bears.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that you were bummed about that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I kind of brought a put a damper on
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  Speaker 3: the night for me.
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  Speaker 1: You were acting like you were joking about that. I
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  Speaker 1: think you were actually I was dead serious. What kind
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  Speaker 1: of shit did they post? Because I didn't even get
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  Speaker 1: to their account until after they It's like when someone
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  Speaker 1: deleted it. No, I just I just saw their accounts
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  Speaker 1: once they said they'd stop posting, and they they're like
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  Speaker 1: one final post of a bear falling asleep.
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  Speaker 3: That one was pretty depressing. Huh, it was cute. Brought
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  Speaker 3: a tear to my eye. And the season no depressions,
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  Speaker 3: really know, and I have.
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  Speaker 1: To up my soul loft dosage soon. What do you
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  Speaker 1: think the cugest animals are bears? Yeah, bears definitely are
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  Speaker 1: up there.
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  Speaker 3: Or highland cows. It's one of the two, easily.
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  Speaker 1: It's a highlight cow. The furdy cows, Oh yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: all have good ass names like Molly and Day always have.
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  Speaker 3: They always have nice names.
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  Speaker 1: They always have nice about them. Yeah, talk dude. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you could over and they'll fucking suck on your hand
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  Speaker 1: and ship like that.
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  Speaker 3: They always do have really good names.
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  Speaker 1: I still can't figure out how much a cow would cost, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to. We were talking about how much a
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  Speaker 1: horse would cost. Dude. How much was it I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking about gifting somebody a cow.
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  Speaker 3: I'd imagine they're probably about like, maybe like eight hundred
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  Speaker 3: to a thousand for a cow. If I had to guess,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that's not that bad.
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  Speaker 1: How much space do you need to.
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  Speaker 3: It depends on the cow, probably a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Really.
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  Speaker 3: Highland cows are more just for the looks too. Maybe
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  Speaker 3: milk you can get something you don't kill a Highland cow.
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  Speaker 3: Some people do, but you're a sick person.
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  Speaker 1: If you do that. Are they more delicious apparently? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently they are. Why Apparently people kill them and
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  Speaker 3: they are very good, the more beautiful, great marble on
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  Speaker 3: the on the steaks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Are they from the Highlands? Is it maybe because
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  Speaker 1: they're eating better grass or something? Probably?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, they are from the highlands.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, I've never even thought about a Highland cow,
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  Speaker 1: but I have seen them. They're usually eating one. I
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  Speaker 1: would love to. I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Why I'm off the steaks.
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  Speaker 1: Why you're because you're getting you're watching too many cow accounts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm strictly a chicken guy now.
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  Speaker 1: Because they're dumb as fuck. Yeah, because they're I.
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  Speaker 3: Would kill a chicken myself with my bare hands and
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  Speaker 3: feel no remorse.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, you haven't been choking chickens recently? You are,
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  Speaker 1: You're back in the game. Yeah, that's sick. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's how they do. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that's how they get chickens. The people like kill them
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  Speaker 1: with their Handsyeah, don't they like just like like they just.
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  Speaker 3: Rip their necks in half.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's fucked up. I feel like
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  Speaker 1: that's barbaric.
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty humane, honestly, I guess it being worse.
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  Speaker 1: I guess if we're eating them, that's the way that
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  Speaker 1: they gotta go. Yeah, but chickens are easy as fuck
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  Speaker 1: to imagine yourself eating. It's hard to maybe a baby chicken,
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  Speaker 1: but you're not really eating baby chickens like a chick.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying. Baby chickens are cute, but like a chicken,
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  Speaker 1: like walking around like popping his neck with his eyes
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  Speaker 1: all ball. Yeah, they're pretty gross. That shit is not endearing.
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  Speaker 1: It's like we should be. You know.
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  Speaker 3: They use chicks for chicken nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. Yeah, that's not true.
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  Speaker 3: It's just they just get one chicken nugget out of
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  Speaker 3: each chick. It's very weird.
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  Speaker 1: They just shake me yeah yeah, and throw it in
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  Speaker 1: the microwave real quick and it pops out.
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  Speaker 3: That always threw me off personally.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you should. It's crazy. How you can just try
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  Speaker 1: it at home though, make your own chicken nuggets. Just
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  Speaker 1: put a fucking six eggs in the in the microwave
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  Speaker 1: real quick and they pop out. Yeah, that is particularly
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  Speaker 1: sick about it. But I guess it's a nice one
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  Speaker 1: for one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we already and we have too. We have so
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  Speaker 3: many chickens, doesn't really matter if we kill them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I got a lot of cows too, but not enough.
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  Speaker 3: Where are they all at though, the cows. Yeah, probably
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  Speaker 3: in the Midwest or just like an.
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  Speaker 1: Hour outside of every city there's a bunch of cows.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's probably a good amount of cows in New York,
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  Speaker 3: probably a lot in New Jersey. Up stay in New
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  Speaker 3: Jersey's nice, it's beautiful, beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: You get an hour an hour and a half down
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  Speaker 1: South Tomato Land. Yeah, it's very nice out there. It's lovely.
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  Speaker 1: I got out there. Were you down there recently? Or
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  Speaker 1: what's making you? Why are you pining for the for
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  Speaker 1: South Jerry?
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  Speaker 3: You're thinking, yes, thinking about Jersey. It's fucking straight Jersey
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  Speaker 3: on my mind.
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  Speaker 1: You think you could hack it in Jersey?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, big time. When I was on Jersey City,
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  Speaker 3: Jersey City is fucking gross and that skyline is hideous.
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  Speaker 3: It should vomb it.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, I saw you talking shit on the skyline, but
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  Speaker 1: then you came back around on it. Eh.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a bummer that the that Jersey City gets
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  Speaker 3: to look at the skyline of New York City, and
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  Speaker 3: we got to look at fucking like construction and warehouses.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Brooklyn's the best of both worlds.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Brooklyn's pretty good because you can look at Also,
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  Speaker 3: the Brooklyn skyline is not bad. So they got the bridge.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on which part you're looking at. But
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  Speaker 1: that's pretty idyllic. That's pretty a pretty sweet part of
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  Speaker 1: the skyline. Do you fuck with people from New Jersey?
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know that many people from New.
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  Speaker 1: Jersey Jersey Jerry Frank, the Tank Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Frank, the Tank. Yah. Good people. Yeah, good people.
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  Speaker 3: Respect the hell out of both of them.
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  Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I used to think that
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  Speaker 1: people I like had like something ingrained in my brain,
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  Speaker 1: like fuck Jersey, I like just had a shit yeah
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  Speaker 1: Philly versus Jersey. But I shouldn't be like that. I
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  Speaker 1: like the people from Jersey.
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't. It's probably why you were rooting for the
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  Speaker 3: fucking Mets all season.
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  Speaker 1: Shut off the Philly Shut the fuck up. You shut
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  Speaker 1: the fuck up. Why would I ever do that shit?
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  Speaker 1: You know I didn't do that. Or the Yankee shit,
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  Speaker 1: you bet? You bet?
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  Speaker 3: The Yankees I didn't know how much money did you
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  Speaker 3: lose on betting the Yankees two in the World's Series.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even fucking joke about that, because some of
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  Speaker 1: our fans don't have that. They're not that good at
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  Speaker 1: picking up on sarcasm. Okay, they're gonna think that I
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  Speaker 1: actually did that. But when I was at the Phillies game,
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  Speaker 1: my sister was it. I was like with my sister,
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  Speaker 1: it was her birthday and she was there was like
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  Speaker 1: kids behind us who were Phillies fans, but they were
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  Speaker 1: from Jersey, and she was just talking shit on them mercilessly.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, well, you guys are from fucking Jersey
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  Speaker 1: the or whatever. And I was like, dude, you can't, like,
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  Speaker 1: we're on the same team right now, you're not. You
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  Speaker 1: should be starting up with them.
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  Speaker 3: You can't be gate gate keeping the team.
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  Speaker 1: Especially with these kids from Jersey. These scumbags from Jersey. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: they'll stab you in the back of your neck.
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  Speaker 3: They don't give a fuck, They don't give a fuck out,
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  Speaker 3: they don't give a damn out there.
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  Speaker 1: They got gangs in their fucking leather jackets and shit
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  Speaker 1: like the other jackets a boardwalk springs, Yeah, riding fucking
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  Speaker 1: big yeah, motorcycles and ship like that, some fucking big
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  Speaker 1: dumb sunglasses.
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  Speaker 3: Some stupid ass sunglass, jeans, fingerless jeans and yeah, not
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  Speaker 3: a not a single finger on those gloves.
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  Speaker 1: There's nuts out in Jersey, dude. You do not want
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  Speaker 1: to go out there. It's beautiful, but you talk ship
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  Speaker 1: on their people and they'll fucking cut you. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: that like that one island in like uh like uh,
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  Speaker 1: Southeast Asia or whatever the fuck people up. Yeah, if
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  Speaker 1: you even get close to Jersey, even if you come.
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  Speaker 3: A squad, they got a good squad out there and
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  Speaker 3: try to evangelize. One reporter from America tried to go
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  Speaker 3: over there and they just speared him to death from
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  Speaker 3: like ten miles away.
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  Speaker 1: Just some social justice warrior, fucking cocky as hell, being like, no,
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  Speaker 1: they'll trust me.
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  Speaker 3: Having as unlikable, having like a spear as your main
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  Speaker 3: weapon must suck, because that's kind of like it's like
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  Speaker 3: a bee sting. Like if you throw a spear at someone,
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  Speaker 3: there's a good chance they're probably never getting that back.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you only get one of them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you gotta go. We had fuck you
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  Speaker 3: gotta go make a new spear.
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  Speaker 1: Or like collect Javier or whatever. Yeah, and uh, you
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  Speaker 1: look at the arrowheads, like the Native American arrowheads that
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  Speaker 1: you find, I feel like they weren't that big. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, like they're not like these massive, but
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  Speaker 1: they're not that big. They're not ripping through someone's heart.
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  Speaker 3: Regular arrows, like modern arrowheads aren't that big.
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  Speaker 1: But spearheads, our spearhead like a javelin head.
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  Speaker 3: Brother, No, those are those are massive, brother, There is
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  Speaker 3: no javelin head. Mistaken. When I would go to literally,
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  Speaker 3: you never threw jav in high school.
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  Speaker 1: When I would go to the Philadelphia Art Museum, that's
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  Speaker 1: the only room that I cared about. Like the ancient
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  Speaker 1: the armors, like the modern.
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  Speaker 3: Jav is just metal. It's just like a metal rod.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the ones you'd take into battle with
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  Speaker 1: like a sword on the end, and like the fucking
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  Speaker 1: hookies Bayonett. No, I'm talking about a long ass jab
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  Speaker 1: like a lance, like a fucking uh. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen one, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But the ones you do ride with have no You're right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have.
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  Speaker 3: Any head just to blate just one sharp's arrow, damn
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  Speaker 3: not arrow pole.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a big ass wooden polears. Yeah, damn, dude,
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I am wrong. Maybe I don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: fuck I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what I'm talking about either.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm a fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe probably.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever go to art museums when you were
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  Speaker 1: a kid? Yeah, all the time, And did you like
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  Speaker 1: The only room that I cared about it all was
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  Speaker 1: the room with the weapons in it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I saw. I used to
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  Speaker 3: like seeing all the model boats. I thought that was cool.
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  Speaker 1: At the art museum. Now they shouldn't allow people into
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  Speaker 1: the art musical. Why would it be weapons at the
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  Speaker 1: art museum? It was like old armor. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it was sweet.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think this is like a I don't think
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  Speaker 3: what I'm thinking of is like I'm just thinking of
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  Speaker 3: a museum.
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  Speaker 1: Like a natural history ass museum. Yeah, yeah, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like art museums aren't really accessible for children.
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  Speaker 3: But maybe I've been to the Louver Yeah yeah as
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  Speaker 3: a child. No, when I was in high school.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of sweet.
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  Speaker 3: And I went to what is the one in Rome
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  Speaker 3: or Florence perhaps.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, the coliseum, the Circus Maximus what's the one with
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  Speaker 1: David in it? The hard Rock Cafe?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that one.
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  Speaker 1: Was it?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Uh? The Sistine Chapel. No, I've been there though, you have. Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're quite the world traveler and you might be arty
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  Speaker 1: as this was all in like one week. But David
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  Speaker 1: was sick. Why because his his dick?
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  Speaker 3: No small, Yeah, it's got a big ass, though, A
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  Speaker 3: great hell of an ass. Is that what it's called?
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  Speaker 3: I guess yeah, I thought you're looking for the name.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, the academia, like those the academia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been to our museums. Yeah, I've been to
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  Speaker 3: the Smithsonian. I wonder how good exam how David got
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  Speaker 3: so cacked up? You think he was on like a
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  Speaker 3: squad regiment or you think it was just genetic. Probably
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  Speaker 3: just genetic and all. So like the ship they were doing,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they're always on their legs those days.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we're not going to get your ass like that.
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  Speaker 3: They're probably riding horses and ship.
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  Speaker 1: You rode a horse? Is that good for your ass? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I on a.
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  Speaker 1: Horse, of course.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever rode through the mountains of Wyoming on
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  Speaker 3: a horse?
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  Speaker 1: It says Colorado? Jeez, don't ship. Only get you out there, brother,
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  Speaker 1: take me to Wyoming. You gotta get you. I'm always
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  Speaker 1: suggesting we go to places. Why don't you take me
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: to Wyoming?
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: When have you ever suggested us going to Wyoming?
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: I said, I suggest other places.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: It feels like you you were rooting for the Phillies
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: all year.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, dude, I love the Phillies. I
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: can name all of you, all.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Content Yankees to win the World Series.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: This is bullshit. From game one. You're slandering my fucking
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: good name.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: The old messages of you being like Yankees are taking
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: it this year, pull them up. Then I'd have to
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: scroll back a lot.
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: I was really just trying to bait you into taking
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: me to a Yankees game, but you knew i'd be
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: on my worst behavior. I was trying to show that
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: I was a reformed fan. Yeah, like I went to
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: the Eagles game this weekend as well. Yeah, I know
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: it was fucking sweet. I was that we were up
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: in the seven hundred level in the fucking in the nosebleeds.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Damn at the fucking start of the game. I think
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: with that GT pass it wasn't gay time, dude.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, I don't think I learned. The
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: boys over at GT would put you up in seven hundred.
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: I went with my brother in respect. Oh yeah, they
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: would would take that as disrespect. They put me on
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: the field. Yeah, at game time, they fucking look out
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: on game time. I went with my brother in law.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: He's the one I'm thinking about buying a cow for dude,
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: if it's not too expensive. He's got like two acres.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: He's out in Harleysville, but he's got two acres out there. Like,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like giving him a cow would be a
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: nice ass gift. Yeah, I don't know how much they are. Man,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: do you have? Can you? Yeah? And it's it affects
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: his taxes. Yeah, Gilly should have known that before he
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: went out. Fucking yeah, Billy should have known that before
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: it started a fucking centuries war between I.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Don't I wouldn't want just one cow because cows need
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: a friend. That's actually one thing about cows. It's just
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: very true.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Look it up. Cows.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: Cows get very lonely and they need one other cow.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: That's fine. I feel like I would be his friend,
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: or like another cow needs another cat. You need two cows, yes,
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: like a companion.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you should never have just one cow. That's what
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Rick Ross has and bad karma.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Oh he's a piece of shit. He's a piece of
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: shit for that. I'm back on Gilly sound. Yeah, damn,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: that's fucked up just having one cow.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: It's actually an actual thing. They need a buddy, espe
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: actually buy two cows. Yes, if you're gonna get cow,
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: you need to.
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: And they're both girls, so they can gossip with each
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: other and sh anything, so they can kind of just
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: go back and forth and tell rumors about the fucking
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: dogs or the hens or whatever.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Probably there's just one account of follow and they just
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: shut up fucked on off highland cows and then they
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: got like like lambs and goats and they all just
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: chill together and like one cat and the cat just
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: like hops up on the cows and just posts up
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: on top of them.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: You say that country people follow that kind of country
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: ass content or is it just a city boys city boys?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Is it just city fall cool?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: There's no reason for a country person to follow they
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: get his look outside. Yeah, unless they follow it to
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: be more a part of a community.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to be like these are some tips on how
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: to milk this cow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, on how to
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: fucking yank off this cow. I tried to milk a
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: cow before, and I was nowhere near successful. Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: I think I tried to do that when I was
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: really young too.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: You have to be nice with it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta know what you're doing.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: You gotta be nice around the utter. You gotta know
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: utter a little bit. And they feel remarked the other
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: the other the utter is tricky, is it's the utter
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: is tricky. It is. Yeah, you're sounding like frank over
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: here now, the utter tricky udder. Yeah, that the utter
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: is tricky if and it is. It's fitterist of the cow.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: It's the penis of the cow.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: Not in the sense that it's tricky. The penis is
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: the most simple organ of all. Well, it feels like
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: a penis, it does.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: It feels like a penis, creepily like a penis where
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: it's like you're really squeezing down on it trying to
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: make some white chick. Yeah. Yeah, and it's like gross.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: If I wanted this, I just go over to whatever
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: your neighborhood wherever they're all giving each other hand jobs,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: little hand job ass neighborhood dude.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Selena Gomez posted a picture like this week outside of
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: my apartment. Oh shit, I shouldn't have said that. What
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: the fuck she did near my apartment? Really about ten
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: miles away? Probably is Selena Gomez fucking owen? No, it's
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: because it's uh. I can't say any of this actually,
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: not that I think about it. You have to say,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: they're just giving out my entire address.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Fine, No one's gonna an apartment, pep. I used to
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: take videos outside of my apartment all the time. Nobody
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: did shit with the information. Nobody's like, what are they
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: going to do to send you a care package?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't know where to send it to exactly, stupid motherfucker.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Idiots they could. It's not like you have a mail room.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Do you have a mail room? No, we don't have
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: a mail room. So where's all your packages go that
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you just disappear you don't get them? Do you have
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: a door? Pers?
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Why I don't send a past nine packages the office?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: So yeah, what where do you? Where does a package
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: go if it comes to you? Like, does someone have
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: to walk it all the way?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Don't?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I don't have anything sent to my apartment. I haven't
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: done that since my PlayStation was stolen.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: So nobody in your entire building gets any packages sent.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: Some people do and I steal them. They say, I'm
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: gonna teach you guys a lesson.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: You're all gonna fucking learn like I learned. Yeah, you're
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: gonna get the fucking line. Dude, I want to I
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: want to get a nice studio apartment. I want to
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: give myself a six foot pool table in a studio. Yep,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: what are you gonna sleep on it? Six feet? Six
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: feet is not bad? Why do you want a pool
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: table at home so I can practice? I mean it
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: would be sweet to practice because you got your ass
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: waxed on Friday fucking ridiculously.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: What do you mean think if you don't think I
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: could beat you in ten out of ten times, Well.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: That wasn't the game. What that wasn't the game? Give
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: you only beat me because Francis was on your team.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even a shot without Francis being there because
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: you need him to tell you exactly where to shoot
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: it and what spin to put on it. Well, he
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: said that he would hold my hand, Yeah, he hold you.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: He said he would frame my hips.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: And also, did you get the same TV the entire time.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: They kept on making me change teammates.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Because you were losing and there were an odd number
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: of people you had to go in and out and
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: destroyed you.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: It would actually be mortifying you try, glad.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I did, but I didn't.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Because I didn't want you. I didn't want the Phillies
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: to lose and me to be too in pool all
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: one night. That wasn't too much for you to handle.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: The Phillies one though. I went back to night. Yeah,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: they did, and I went back with a nice buzz.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: We did Henny Friday and then me and you Nick
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: KB Francis.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Francis made me go to the stand with
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: him at like seven pm and I didn't have a
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: spot until eleven.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: O'clock, So you got bombed.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: No, I like sat there with Francis and he gets
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: off stage at for his first show and he's like, dude,
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I am way too drunk. So then you stop drinking
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: and then he's on stage the I didn't see him.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I saw him for like five minutes the whole night,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, dude, you were like convincing me to
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: come to the stand with you, and then I'm just
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: like lingering around on my phone, damn.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: But you know, people at the stand, it's not like
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: this is so much.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: But I'm not trying to be there five hours before
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I go up. That is like eleven pm and one am.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Well, what were you gonna do? Go and lay in
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: your crumb bed? Yes, back at home, Yeah, in your
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: crumb stay.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: At the wool table, get my reps in.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: You should have. So the only thing that you were
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: You guys were the ones that had to leave, weren't you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: No, Francis did.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean, Like I could have stayed
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: at the pool table. We could have settled the one
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: on one thing.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: No, Remember I said I wanted to play another one
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: and you were like, no, we're done. That's actually exactly
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: what happened. We were playing for money every game. We
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: didn't lose a game, and I made no money. I
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: sent Francis money, and.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to have me money too, and you should
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: exactly do the fucking money, you dude. Apparently you send
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Francis twice as much then because you only paid half
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: of what you're supposed to pay. Paid them one hundred
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: dollars and it was two hundred that you owed. And
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: we get everybody else. I said what do I owe you?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: And said one hundred, and I paid Francis for the drinks.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I paid Frances for the drinks. Send him like one fifty.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: You sent him one fifty for the drinks and one
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: fifty and I sent him one fifty for the drinks
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: and sent them one fifty. On God, no, on everything
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: ridiculous I did. Dude, Francis came up fifteen hundred dollars
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: in that night. That's probably why you wanted to go
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: home from the stand. He was like, Ohm, a net
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: positive right now, I better stopped drinking for I make
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a bad decision out here. It was fun playing pool
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: with the fellows, though, Yeah.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: That was a nice ass.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Uh smooth Tables very That's all. The all the boys
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: kept saying was how smooth Tables dropped the spot, dude
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: dropped the pool haul.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: Hellmo, dude, why not just been not my spat it's
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: a secret. Look, I came back there every night since
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: you myself.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You're such a shark. Now I'm kidding, I haven't. You're
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: such a pool hall junkie.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: But I want a pool table in my in my
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: room and in my apartments that I can play, and
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: I don't have to go to a bar, you know
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: what I mean?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: You playing your part in your dirty ass fucking Crome
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: apartment alone with this on a six foot table would
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: be hilarious.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: That would be like the most fun thing ever.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: You're an introverts introvert dude, you're I just don't I do.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I just want uh, I don't know.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: You just want a pool table that turns into a
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: foodsball table that turns into an air hockey table.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: The league tables aren't that great. And also I don't
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: even know if it would benefit me at all. I
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: made me worse.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: And it'd be so small that you'd be like up
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: against the wall of yours stadia a lot of space.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: That's why you got to move out to like uh
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: fucking like far Rockaway or some shit like that. Yeah,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about like Queen's or did you move
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: to the beach, Jersey City, something like that, Jersey City,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: maybe Brooklyn. Now you're talking, I do really want more space,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: especially with it getting darker out. I'm like, I can't
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: be just cooped up in this tiny ass room. My
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: room is so fucking small, it's windows. You seen.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: You've seen my room, right, there's so many crumbs and
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: they're so big.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: There's no crumbs. My room is as clean as can be.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: That's not what I saw. Well, I things have changed.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I saw a crumb king. I cleaned it like.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Once, like I'm like three months ago and it's been
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: spotless since. No trash, nothing, damn. But dude, to me,
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: it's just like you can't even get out of bed.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: You should move. I couldn't even lay down on.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: My floor if I wanted to do.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: You want to be in this like hip, little cool
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: ass neighborhood and all you do is go to the
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: comedy club, Like you see, the comedy club's like a
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: twenty minute walk. That's what I mean. Fifteen. Well, you
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: could be here. It's a great area, but you're in
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: New York's twenty minutes from anywhere. Now.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: My location is That's the one thing that I would
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: miss if I moved is the location. That's why that's
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: why I like my apartment right now because the location
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: is so nice.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just spend all the money that you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: have on rent and just be house poor? Now?
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: You should I'm not going to do that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: You should be house poor.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. Have a house and
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: you can't pay for anything else?
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know exactly what it is. You have
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: a nice ass house and you can't go out. You
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: can't fucking spend money on any nice shit, You can't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: go on any.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Just to be clear, I'm there for savings, not whatever
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: you think college is for.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Get uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Uber and Uber eats. What deals this good? Everyone wants
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: to be a student for just four ninety nine month
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: I don't even what is terms apply?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Even mean?
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: I just say it after Afrey ad because I think
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: it sounds cool.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I think it just means that they can like do
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: whatever they want.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah, maybe I shouldn't say that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's nice. It kind of covers them, It
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: covers the sponsors. Covers, the big the big money backers,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the donors.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Game time is keeping us alive right now.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Game time is the best, dude, It literally is the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: best sponsor.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good one.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're they're incredible over there.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm gonna try and go on Sunday.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Have you ever got Have you ever gone to East Rotherford?
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Probably won't go to it.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: What have you ever gone to that stadium before?
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Now, I've never been to Like most stadiums.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: That stadium is so hard to get to. It's so close,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and like leaving that stadium it's in Jersey, it's very close.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: You probably pass it all the time when you're driving down.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Looked the other day I said it was like a
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: twenty minute try. But obviously when a game's happening.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when a game's happening. I like left the Giants
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: game early one time, like in the third quarter, being
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: like I'm gonna beat the lines and get a fucking uber.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Every second to uber went up and it was like
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: a three hundred dollars uber eighty minutes away. Did you
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: take the train? Uh? I don't.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Well, me and Dave are probably gonna take the.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Chopper so best way to see the stadium. Dude's fucking
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: right there. But I eventually just like paid a stranger
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: to take me.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Home sometimes is the move?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just pay a guy to get you the fuck
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: out of dodge. Yeah, because it was it was hell.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: It was hell waiting in that uber. There's like a
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: line that you're supposed to wait in. Everybody's calling the
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: organ anything that.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: Anytime there's an organized like uber pickup place, you're you're.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Guaranteed you're leaving there just fuming. You think you could
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: schedule one? Yeah, schedule an uber to pick up or
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: does that? You know what?
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe that might be.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: I've never scheduled an uber, but I always tell myself,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I'm about to.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, I schedule ubers all the time. It's cheaper, is it? Yeah, Like,
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: if you're gonna fly the next morning, schedule at the
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: night before. It's like ten to fifteen bucks cheaper.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Yeah? Was that a life hack? Yeah?
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Do you know if you take apart your Chinese food container,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: it can make a plate if you if you take
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: away apart the container, it actually can make a plate
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: for you right there. Nice, It's a little bit of
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: a life hack right there. Yeah. They used to be
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: in life hack videos. I saw. It's like, doesn't that
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: defeat the purpose of Chinese food containers? Like yeah, aren't
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: they like supposed to be resealable so you can put
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: them away? Yeah, so you can put them away. You
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: just gotta have this fucking plate. This is a life hack,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: loose fo Yeah, no ship. They used to be a
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: piece of cardboard that they too a fucking box, like, yeah,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: any box can actually be a fucking service.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, any box can go flat.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking life hack right there. Believe it or not.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Stretching those fingers back, what do you got arthritis? You?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: No, I just have so much pent up rage that
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: needs to spill out of my fingertips.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah you, how do you? How do you think you
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: carry your If you're about the force choke, you force
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: choke me, I'm going to be severely pissed off, dude,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: a force choke. If I don't wind up dying from
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the force choke, I'm coming back in the next life
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: where I'm coming back with a fucking lightsaber and I'm
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: chopping your ass like Darth Maul. If I don't force
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: choke you, if I don't die, I'm going to bring
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: a lightsaber and I'm going to slice you in half
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: like Darth Maul.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: But you said if I don't, if I don't die
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: from a forest choke, Yeah, I corrected myself, So you okay?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: You ever see start?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Really, dude, I got a lot of ship going off,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna be pissed. I know, dude, I got
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of shit going on with Fidget because the Phillies.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Phillies your second favorite team might win the
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: World Series.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I'd say third, third favorite probably who's number Who's one
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: and two?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Six ers?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: And the Eagles.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I was like in baseball, oh oh yeah, yeah, game,
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: You've got two teams ahead of the Phillies and baseball alone.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Christ to do. They're like the third biggest team in Philly.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: What's your what's your favorite? Philly?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: The Flyers fucking suck Phillies number two from six six
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: ers suck ass.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: They don't. The Flyers used to be good. Yeah, the nineties,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: before you were alive. No, they were good when I
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: was like playing like two K eighty two twenty ten.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: They went to the Stanley. Yeah yeah, yeah, they played
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: they put against the Bruins. I think right, they beat
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: the Bruins. They came back from three to zero against
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: the Bruins, didn't they some shit like that in the Cup? No? No,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: in the uh semifinals, I lost the Cup to the Blackhawks.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I think. Oh yeah, black Hawks were fucking weapons. They
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: were a wag man were they were weapons.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: At that time, back when they had Canner and tas.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Oh and fucking the rest of the Patrick sharp Patrick
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: sharp Sharpie Sharpie had Sharpie over there. Holy fuck, we
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: need to have those fucking you gotta have that on. Yeah,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: because I don't know, We've got a whole year without
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: getting any hockey slang, Like we need to get more
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: hockey slang.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I would have them on whenever. I mean,
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: it seems like they're always so is he just pumping
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: out new brands of alcohol every week?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I know. It's kind of sweet.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: It's crazy they've gone. They went from being a hockey
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: podcast to an alcohol podcast. I was talking to they
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: got a nice dry gin. I got heard they have
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: a Sambuca coming out. Yeah, I heard about that. That
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: one's in the works.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be. They have absentth a line of
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: abs and Grinnelli's absent, It's gonna be sick.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Bizz is dry gin the driest, dry on the ice,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: dry in the locker room.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Dry humor. The I was talking to Grinnell this weekend
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: and he said, when he first got hired by them,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: BIZ went to UH. He like found out how much
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: UH Grinnell was making, and he went to Erica, Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: asked for a raise and and asked for a raise
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: for him, and I think they were like that it's
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: not in the budget, and he was like, take it
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: out of my salary, said no, BIZ said that about
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: for Grinnell, He's like paying him at So he was like, oh, like,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: however much I'm getting paid, like take whatever off the
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: top and give it to him instead of giving it
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: to me, so the budget stays the same.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's crazy. I thought I thought that. I thought
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: you meant that Grenelly was making more than Biz. Oh
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: fuck no, yeah, fuck that's crazy, dude, how come you
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: haven't done that for me?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, how come you haven't done that for Tyler?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I was getting at. Makes a lot more
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: money than Tyler is after his new deal.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's also works forty eight hours a week.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Probably more seventy. Now, I don't know who gives a fuck.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Forty eight hours a week is not that much.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: That's not that's like average. That's not what I'm meant
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: to see.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Forty eight hours a day maybe, yeah, maybe forty eight
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: hours a day.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, Why don't you cut your salary in a half?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Cut your salary in half, and you could pay like
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: half the office.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: That's not true. Yeah, that's a big spender. Yeah, what
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: did I fucking Phillies front row tickets every week? Those
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: are from I went to one game and it was
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: from game time. I'm about to go to my second game.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: With the game time executives.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: What are you talking of?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: You in the game time guys go out? I thank
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: god we lef sass behind. That fucking dumb bastard would
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: not be able to handle this.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: We're in our pinstriped suits and our hair slick back
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: like we're from New Jersey. Dude, just toasting fucking Martini's
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: hoasting their dry gin.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, have the fucking dry gin from spitting chick lits.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: We got to come up with our own alcohol brand.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: That's where the money's at.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: But I feel like you only drink like beers the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: entire time.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the what's it called? They just got a beer?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they have a beer now, so we got
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: to get a beer. No, we have to drink something
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: that other people don't drink.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: White Russians.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I fuck with that. Yeah, white Russian, like a white
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Russian mix or something like that.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a glass of milk, just a carton of
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: milk that you get from the cafeteria in elementary school with.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: A stool of like eighteen dollars.
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, eighteen dollars for a four pack of milk.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Of cartons of milk. That would be dope as fuck.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: Dude, introducing son of a Boy Dad. White Russian Mix
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: alcohol non included.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: White Russian Sundays. We should really push a white Russian
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Sunday brand, Dude. I've never had a white Russian. Really.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: It's just like milk and vodka. Right, They're delicious, really,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: they're delicious. They're so they're like so creamy and fucking
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: it's like a milkshake there.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: I don't really have cocktails that much, but for a
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: nice bloody Mary.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do fun with the bloody Mary or a
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Moscow mule. I also fuck with the Moscow. It's nice
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: for the tummy, too, little.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Gingers for the tummy, but have a hangover remedy.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Milk and dude, I might. I'm close to being off
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: of eggs. I'm close to not having eggs. Off the
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: eggs now. Every time I have an egg I.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Feel like I thought I wasn't gonna overdo it. I
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: over did it with the egg sandwiches.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one and I.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: One of them arrived and I was like, dude, this
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: is so gross. It's like, what am I doing?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Stale eggs?
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: I got a bad sandwich and I called it.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Breaking point was yes. On the salads, Yeah, yeah, you're
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: leaving the eggs behind. Yeah, what kind of salads? Today?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: I had a crispby Chicken spicy rap oh so a wrap. Yeah,
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: it's a lot of salad in there.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: We're talking a five hundred that rap. Even if it's
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: a spinach wrap, that doesn't sound like a salad.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: The spinach wrap is like the exact same thing as
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: a regular rap. I know it tastes the exact same
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: because they are the exact same. I think they just
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: color it green with food dye.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't understand spinach traps, but I used to think, yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: a little, But I like the tomato because they have
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: a little pesto like little tomato besil flavor that I
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: think is nice.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Spinach, like spinach wrap you would think would taste bad.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: It doesn't taste like anything. But I guess spinach doesn't
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: really taste like anything either.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I think that sometimes people just think something's green, so
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: they think it's healthy. Like green smoothies. I don't think
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: they're that healthy.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you look at what the green vegetables
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: that they're putting in them, there's just it's basically just nothing.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be like celery, iceberg lettuce, kale iceberg lettuce.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: You got these iceberg lets, this smoothiesainich and celery. It's
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: like there's like not that much nutritional benefit from that.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I feel the exactly for the heart, I think.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: But but not like blended up like that. Isn't the
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: fiber what's good for the heart?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I've been listening too much, Huberman. I'm
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: trying to start listening to Who's that dude that just
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: interviewed Kanye Lex Friedman? Lex Friedman. He's about to start
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: I think that. That's that's gonna be the next dude
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: that I get obsessed with. I haven't stitch of it.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Huh you about to start here? No, no, he's about
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: to start talking men.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pen deal.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: He's a Game Time Yeah yeah, game Time actually brought
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: him in. I need a famous person to sit next
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: to it all the games that I go to.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's smart.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm about to get I'm about to
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: get real into Lex Friedman. Why. I don't know.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I just feel like he's like Lex Friedman like a
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: sound like he's like an Alex Jones type character?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Is is he he's a MIT research research hask take
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: it back?
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not there's anything wrong with Alex Jones.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you had a fucking actually grind with Alex Jones,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: who's now poor. He's now in debt. So you're going
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: against the lower class of society by going after the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: lower class more often punching down. Yeah, I feel like
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: that's again, we'll get there, fucking weight up. Yeah, get
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: some fucking paper salt, can start making some fun. It's
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: just pick yourself up by your boots, chefs. You look
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: real poor down there.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, hell yeah, Alex Jones, broke ass, bitch.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: It's like what you fucking what you said about Soco.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: That's like what you said about Soco that one time. Yeah,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: it's a good transition, yo, Yo, fuck you dude, you
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: already skipping? Are we going out of order? What are
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: you talking about?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: You're skipping one of the ads. But I guess we'll
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I guess we'll just do so come now.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry you couldn't adapt to reading things. Fucking
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Oh what is your face?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: day even better. I mean, if you're looking to improve
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: your drive, Chevy Equinox Evy is the smartest choice you
• 36:00
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• 36:09
  Speaker 5: ev will put a smile on your face no matter
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: how your scorecard shakes out.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: This kid on our he was like a maybe I
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: shouldn't tell this is maybe I shouldn't tell the story.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: That's a short fire something that you should tell the story.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: There's a kid that was not on any of the
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: teams but he was a little off. Yeah you know
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about. Of course, you know what I mean.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean. Oh yeah, and uh,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: this is the time people kind of rack their imagination
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: by off and you.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Pick what was wrong with him? Yeah, now I'm ending
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: the story there. I can't tell a story about a kid.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Well that wasn't even a story. Yeah, that wasn't even
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: a story. Nothing was actually wrong with him. Okay, so
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tell the story. I'm not gonna tell you.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: You're being a pussy right now. I'll tell it in
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: like maybe fifteen minutes. Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect, talk about
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: something that's actually Can we cut that park? No, dude, No,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I can't say why you didn't say anything? Why are
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: you what are you scared of? What are you scared of?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Just scared? Why do you get down to the bottom
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: of it?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: What?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: What the fuck are you so scared of? Cancelation? So
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: this kid got the kids spoop? Was this kid? See
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: what's happening with fucking canceled culture? Dude? And what is
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: doing to the kids these days?
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: This kid in my this kid they went went to
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: high school with nice kid. He was a real nice kid.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Straight, a student four, a stud at good kid got pussy,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: he fucked. He was fucking all about that.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: But good kid, and uh he was like one of
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: my buddies was on the lacrosse team, and like, I
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: don't know if you guys are playing I didn't play
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: any like team sports in high school, but I know,
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: like not like ones where you would need water, and uh,
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: there was. They would have the big jug of water
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: and they don't use like real gatorade, they use a
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: gatorade mix.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And the kid poured the gatorade mix into the
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: jug and then he stuck his arm in it and
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: and my friend saw it and just didn't say anything
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: and like just watched as everyone else on the team
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: went over him. Was just like slugging it down. This
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: kid's like sweaty arm just in there, just mixing it up.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: I have no idea that's gritty as fun, I know,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: for like being part of a team sport, like I know,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: just like eating dirt, being tough as hell. Just sticking
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: to your arm in the gatorade and mixing it up yourself.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: It's brutal though.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: That is bad ass, just after like putting on all
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: your sweaty pads.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: You're just oh dude, oh lacross locker room, the cross
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: and hockey pads are the stinkiest ones.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I think hockey's probably a lot because especially with the cleats.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shin pads and the cleats that they wear in hockey.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad used to made me leave my pads
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: outside and narrowm ount Really I say cleats, No, yes,
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: That's all right. I was just giving you a hard time, brother.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, local to clip that. I won't get that out
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: on the main page.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: This fucking moron thinks they wear cleats in hockey while idiots.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: You've had one of those, and uh, and you've you've
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: been I feel like you've been guarded against saying anything
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that that they could do, like that they could clip
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: like that. You've really been paying attention and ship like that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: It's been a while. Chuck's gonna like finding that one.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Chuck's gonna like clipping that for Stuly Clubhouse
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Well Stuid Clubhouse actually clips and he sends it's Chuck.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: So you got the whole operation mixed up. Fuck dude,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: God damn it. I don't even know how this place works. Yeah,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: that's why you're gonna be in charge someday big time.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be the fucking CEO. Well, first you'll probably
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: get Hank's job. First, you'll probably be head of content.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want that. I wouldn't want that job. Yeah,
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: it seems like hell, it seems miserable. I haven't seen
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: him in six months now. Actually, he came out, came
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: to the table. Yeah, and he was fucking he needed it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: He needed it. He's like a guy who was like
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: working his nine to five all week and like loosen
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: his time and starts bitching about the white showed up
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: in order to double jack double jack straight no ice,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: and then he fucking slammed it and asked for another one. Yeah,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: he was like, back me up, Yeah, set me up
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: another one, set it up again.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: And then he put one hundred dollars on the table
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: and got his ass beat.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said, three shots of Cuddy and a tall boy.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: All right. Hotel started talking about Corwin or you ever
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: watched that Gone Baby Gone. It's the best Boston movie.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I don't like that movie, Gone Baby Gone. Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: The movie's pretty dark, isn't it. Yeah, it's like a
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: lot of kids dying in it? Oh, kid murder move.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: No spoilers, but I don't think yes, no, I don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: think any kids wind up dying in it.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: They don't even find a dead kid or they find
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: those kids in like the attic or being like molested
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: or some shit.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah that way kid. Yeah, it was
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: that Casey Affleck and who else Morgan Freeman, Morgan Freeman,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that that broad from? Uh, yeah, that one broad those
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: those two broads, Yeah, there's the two broads in it,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: and then uh, is there three broads in that movie? No,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: just those two. So those two the wife of Casey
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Affleck and then the Boston one who's a bad mom. Yeah,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: so there's a bad mom and the wife and then uh,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: and then the rapper slain is in it.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Is he the one that plays the bad guy?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: No, he's the one that plays like Casey Affleck's boy,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: who's like super thorough. He's from the town. What do
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: people from Boston think about that movie? Did they think
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: it was made Boston look bad or yeah? Or was
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: it dope as fuck? You've never seen any of that movie?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: Is not even top five Boston movie?
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: What?
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not even close. No, it definitely is what was
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: that time you saw it? I watched it anytime it's
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: on TV.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't think that. I thought that movie was like,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: not great. What I watched the movie and I said, Eh.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: That made me completely forget about all the day.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: And then I put on The Departed to get the
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: bad taste out of my mouth.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I thought The Departed is a little bit
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: on the nose. Departed is great. It's fun. It's probably
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: top five Boston movie, but it's part of the top
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: five movies. Yeah, period, it's great, it's great.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: You got your movies mixed up.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I think that Gone Baby Gone has a little bit
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: of a psychological thriller aspect that I like.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Uh, town's good. What's the other one? What's the either
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: cop movie? Very similar to Gone Baby Gone? No cop movies?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Oh is it the one.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: With another molesting movie?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Kid? No, not that one.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, mister River, Mistic River. That's a good Boston movie.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a little bit. That's a little too dark
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Well, that movie is way better than Gone Baby Gone.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: That's a little dark for me.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: That movie is so fucking good.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I like it, but it's a little bit dark for
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, You're twisted. You're just you're a sick. I mean,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: that's just like a good movie. It's just I mean,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Boston has the movies. Boston has the great movies they do.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: It's just actors.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Love Adams was filmed in Boston, was it? I believe so?
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: No?
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no it wasn't because it isn't. Perception wasn't.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: It was what's it called New York? Shutter Island was
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: filmed in Boston.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Chuck, you know what to do?
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, clip that clip his out.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Clip his dumb ass, cut out the correction, splice it
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: together with some other clip of him feeling down or
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: depressed or yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: That's good, and then pump that out. Let's get that out.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: I want that on barstool, you old row barstool main page,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Viva the stool. If they watched so many colleges, I
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: wanted on all the colleges.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Ya, get on the local, get it in kennesall, get
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: it to the places where you have any good will,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: and let's destroy that Alabama stool. Yeah. Penn State biggest one,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: biggest account right is it? Biggest accounts by a lot,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: by a lot. Damn. Penn State moves units. Penn State's powerful.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You know how they lost Ohio State. You must have
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: been broken up as a die hard Ohio State lost.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: It was looking good, So it was looking it was
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: looking good. Where'd you watch the game.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: From my bedroom?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I think? Yeah, say my bedroom sounds like a dirty lie.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: No.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I did watch it at least the beginning, and then
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: I said, shit, this is over.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: You need to get your own apartment. I agree. I
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: think you need to get a little living room set
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: up or you can.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Walk like I just don't feel comfortable in my living room.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: It's just mice running around. Yeah, they can't. You can't
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: sit down for more than ten minutes. That one of
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: them just popping up on your shoulder.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: You need a house.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: And then you go and then it explodes on the wall,
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: and you know, I'll.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Clean that up later.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: And then it's just dry, just shooting red paintballs all
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: over the all over the walls.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: It looks like a modern art master.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Drive him by the tail and I spin him around.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: And you can't go twenty minutes with a mouse without
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: a mouse climbing on your head. And ratitude in the kitchen, yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: without turning you into a gourmet chef. I know, chefing
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: up an egg sandwich for yourself. But I was saying
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I was reading. I was reading what Guy Fieri does
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: every day for his uh like for like whenever he's
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: gonna go eat, and he's like, I'll eat anything, but
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I don't eat eggs, especially on game day. I'll eat
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: him in like, uh, why I think that. I think
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: he thinks they're yucky. Yeah, I think I.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Used to eat like twelve eggs a day. People love eggs. Yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: you ever try to drink them? No, there's no point
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: in doing that. I know I missed out on some
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: of the proteins.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: And it sucks so bad. It's fucking gross. Yeah, it's
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: it's disgusting. I told myself I was going to start
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: doing that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure there's actually zero health benefit.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought it looked bad ass, Rocky GHeL Go. Yeah,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I did it for like two days, and I was like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: this is fine. I forgot roast.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I forgot how Philly guys can be a little off sometimes. Yeah.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I was mixing the eggs with my arm. Dude in
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: a fucking gatorage container. Bro, I can't believe you docks
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: that kid. I don't think anyone's even gonna know who
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: it was. Knowing what you know about that kid, I'll just.
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: Lie and say it was someone else. No, No, it
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: wasn't him.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I saw him.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: No, that was not him, dude, talking about it.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Followed him around for years, even when he went to college.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: They call him gaty arm, gaty arm, gay army arm,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: gay gaytorade, yeah, gay tour rade. Yeah, so we would
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: call him gay tour.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Raide, gay toade. Oh my god, dude, has anyone came
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: up with that yet?
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I fucking miss has anyone thought of that one yet?
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: I wish I could go back in time and drop
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: that one up. Gay tour raid, what's up? Gay tour aids?
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: It's up gay aids. Fucking bitch.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I can't believe how I can't believe how close the
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: word gatorade is to gay aids.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: I know they should have thought a message.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: There has to be some kind of like fucking like
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: the Monster energy six six six type of message.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Are getting those aids commercials on uh?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: On football? Yes? Yeah? And in baseball? Yeah? I was like,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: what the no, no, no rape rape commercials?
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: Oh rape? Yeah, they're doing commercials for rape. Yeah, I
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: leave it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I was like I'm watching football with my nine year
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: old and they got fucking rape commercials. Yeah. I saw
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: the AIDS commercial. They got their shn age too. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: got the gay AIDS commercial AIDS. Yeah. It was something
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: about like by now and you can get AIDS for free. Yeah,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you and your partner can get.
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: There's a good coat. There's some good discounts.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I used code boy Dad.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get your your AIDS for one night.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Did you see the AIDS commercial? No, I just literally
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: just a rape one. It was like a political commercials that.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: It was like a political commercial where they kept on
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: being like rape, Like I don't even know what they
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: were talking about.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a that's a that's a word. Yeah, you know,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: it's not a word you want to hear when you're
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: watching football.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: It ripped me out of it. Yeah, I was there
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: with my fucking nine year old. They started fucking sobbing.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: God damn dude, they were They cried all over their
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: Yankees Jersey. Yeah, it was fucking well.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: I mean I saw the AIDS commercial. I said, what
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: the hell is this? I said, what am I watching?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Tick tick boom?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: What am I watching? Guys?
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: The movie which I did see Tom motherfucker. I was
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: trying to think I had a better one for that,
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: but I couldn't think of the other AIDS movie. What
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: is the one Matthew McConaughey, milk Matthew, Dallas Buyers clubs Club,
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: It's around that, all right? All right, I'm watching the
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: football game and there's an AIDS commercial comes on, right,
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: and I said, what the hell is this? I thought
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: I was watching football, not Dallas Buyers Club. Seriously, that's good. Nice,
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: We'll get that out there, Chuck, tell Chuck to post
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: it on.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Get on this one. That fucking yeah, just because sometimes
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: the short clips work better. Yeah, I mean it does
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: need to be one of those long clips. Now, that
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: would be good. That's gonna go be. That would kill
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: on social, on TikTok. Especially how much you think it
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: would be for us to get an add one of
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: our clips on this as a Super Bowl commercial? I
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: think five.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Million, five million we could swing that.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I think we could too.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: I think we could convince them to swing that.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: I think you just take a little bit out of
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: your salary.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: One of those weird ENCRYPTID commercials where it's just like
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: a QR code, like who did that last year Crypto.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Uh like yeah, Crypto dot com or some dumb shit bullshit,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: some stupid ship, some ship that's stem probably right now, Yeah,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: definitely a bullshit.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Some website that ruined a lot of people's lives.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: It was like pedaling to the dumbest Americans, like the
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: people that are just like trying to hang on the news.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: That are still replying today. Are you still holding AMC
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: You see that ship? Dave, tell me you're still holding game?
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Stop going to development. It's at now is the time?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Push push push, Yeah, let's ride this to the top.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Those is coming back. I still believe we can make
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: it to the moon. You might have stopped caring, but
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I never did.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Paper hands Portnoy's with the column.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I mean that's where this company started going in the
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: wrong way.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one day about sky Moon for Safe Moon.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Oh it was just a jellyfish dude, he had no spote.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: I rememberyone was walking on the office being like yo,
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: that insider trading. I don't think I can say that.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: What everyone's going on, like, Yo, Dave's putting a lot
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: of money into Safe Moon. It's going up.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Now and then buy now now now, now now.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: And everyone was like making accounts and buying safe Moon
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, guys, I'm gonna sit this
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: one out. And now all of them hit me up
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: weekly being like I can't eat this week, send me money,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: And I say, you should have learned your lesson, you
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: dumb bitch.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: You fucking idiot. Yeah, don't take my financial advice, you
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: fucking rube. But do you wind up buying a Meg
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: sandwiches anyway? Hell no, because you're off eggs. Dude.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: I've been getting a finessed by homeless people on a
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: daily basis, to the point where I think they can tell.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: When I'm walking down the street, they see me and
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: they go, that's the kid.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: What do you mean finessed?
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: I just can't stop myself from giving them money.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: That doesn't seem like you're finessing. It seems like you.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Guys put their arm around me and they're like, it's
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: my birthday today, man, and I'm like, oh, really, happy birthday.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: And then this guy comes up to me the other
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: I think it was on Friday, actually was when I
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: was walking to the stand and he goes, he goes,
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: He's like, man, I could really they give you some
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: money and I was like, sorry, I don't have any
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: cash because I didn't have any cash, and he goes,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: do you have Venmo? And I was like, yeah, of course, dude,
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: everyone has venmo. Ooh mistake, let it away at Venmo.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Well, so he just tapped into his vemo account.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tried to get me to send him five hundred
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: dollars what that him? Twenty bucks?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: What? Yeah? Oh you have been getting finessed. He was like, dude,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: it's my birthday. He's like a lot of people. He's
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: like most he's like the average.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: Donation has been like four hundred to one thousand. And
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, no one, hey if you were if
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: that was the average donation, you wouldn't be out here.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd have your own apartment.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And then I was like he like was holding
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: my phone. This is when I was like this this
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: is not gonna end well for me because he's like
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, I have Venmo and I was like,
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: I'll send you twenty bucks and he's like all right,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: let me see it's like and I was like, what's
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: your user? He takes my phone and enters it in
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: and then he's like holding it and he's like how much,
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: And I was like, I'll do it, and I took
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: it back.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, you got bad finessed. I'm surprised you've been
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: telling this story why because his dude is fucking ju jugging.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Gave him twenty five bucks. Twenty five. Now he gave
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: him the whole five hond.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: I gave him fifty bucks, dude, who cares what now?
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: I gave him five five.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Damn dude, But no, wonder they fucking have it out
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: for you. They're like, oh, twenty five a day, yeah,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: and then that's much.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: When we were in Austin, I fucking I bought some
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: lady like a whole lunch and then like she's like,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: can you get me food in a snack? And I
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: was like sure. It was also hammered, and she goes
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: gets the food in stack, and then then it turns into, oh,
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: let me get a couple packs of cigarettes too, And
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: the bill was like fifty bucks.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But I'm like, I'm like transferring money into my
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: saving into my checking account so I can afford to
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: buy her lunch. I can't believe that you're feeling bad
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: about this.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I'm not feeling bad, Like I feel good I like
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: doing it, but I'm doing it too much. I bought
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: some dude three bottles of Chlorox spray the other day.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: I told you about that, right, I don't think so.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: This was like a couple of weeks ago. For what
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: he said he needs to clean the homeless shelter.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: What dude he was.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: He's like, he's like, hey, man, I don't need any
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: money or anything. He's like, he's like, the homeless shelter
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: is disgusting. I need to clean it. He's like, can
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: you buy me some Clorox spray?
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: And I was like sure, and I gotta go bottles.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I like, I got to pick up a prescription. I'll
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: be right back.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: He finds me checking out the prescription things, comes over
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: with three massive bottles of spray and just drops him
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: on the counter. And then the worst is when they
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: try and have a conversation with you after and I'm like, dude,
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: it's already done, Like I got, I got you your stuff.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: You beat me, yeah, hand like we're friends.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: You're about to go. Just ask someone else for more
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Clorox spray. This guy is sitting on a throne of
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Clorox spray. Like early on in Quarantine, when people were
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: hoarding pure l. He just has a ton of Clorox spray.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: I mean, I like to give back to the community,
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: don't get me wrong.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I can't get paid for the pool game.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: But I'm doing it a little too much. I can't
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: get paid for the fucking pool game.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: And definitely not, dude, you're not.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I would. I would pay you if.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: We played one on one and you want, I'd pay
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: you all the money. I would pay you three hundred dollars.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but why should I pay you if you're not
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: gonna pay me though I don't need it. You don't
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: have to pay me. Shit, obviously you don't need it.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: You're fucking dropping bags on the homeless, dude, You're making
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: it rain on the homeless over here. Meanwhile, you fucking
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: biz is giving away his salary to his producer. You're
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: giving it away to fucking the little sisters of the
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: poor so they can fucking wipe down the homeless shelter. Yeah,
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: god knows what they're doing it. They're probably just fucking
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: cooking it into meth or something.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: What everyone was said, And I'm like, I don't give
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: a fuck.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Who's who said that?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Everyone I've told them like, he's probably using it to
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: get high.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: And even if he is, dude, yeah, who can who
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: gives it? Yeah, go get high.
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, oh, dude, you literally do Like I
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: saw cocaine that may just drip a line of coke.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, he's probably just getting Yeah, that dumb
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: motherfucker is probably just getting stoned.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I deserve to get stoned because I'm using my parents money.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, nothing like getting stoned off her.
• 55:03
  Speaker 3: Also, I'm assuming he's probably not getting high off the clorox.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: If he wanted money to go buy drugs, he would
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: have said, hey, can I have money?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so even if he is making it it,
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: say he's making it into drugs, at least he's entrepreneurial. Yeah,
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: at least he's going.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Shit and it's flipping that ship.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: Always.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: There is a there's a there's a big difference team people,
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: people who are good at being homeless and people who
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: are bad at being homeless.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Though, Oh yeah, big difference. I Mean, there's some guys
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: who are grinders. Who are the guy who's on the
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: same corner every day for years, Dude, he's an absolute
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: grinder and he nine to fives it and it might
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: be lucrative for him, but he's good at being homeless.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Dude, Like, yeah, there's people like that, like the but
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: like the people on the subway, no one's given you money.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I I give him money, I dude, I give him.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: I never give him money because they're annoying. It pissed
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: me off.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: But the Clorox guy doesn't. The Clorox guy always walking.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: He said hey man, and I said hi, and he
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: said I need I need some clothes, Like I'm not
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: gonna lie is like I need some stuff to clean
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: the homeless shelter. It's disgusting. And I said, okay, I'll
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: buy you stuff. Damn, they're He's not coming out to
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: be being like like right in my face when I'm
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: like walking through the subways or not even I'm like
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: sitting on the subway.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of times homeless people just want
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: to be acknowledged, though, and you could just be like, sorry,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I don't have anything. They just want to be seen
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: or like to be human humanized. I wouldn't humanlize.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't humanize anyone if they were doing that, whether
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: they're homeless or not.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Do you just think they're being obnoxious. Yeah, they need
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: to fucking start listening to the pod so they can
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: get some tips on how to be homeless better. Yeah,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: suckuld be at home. Yeah we got you.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Gotta start doing Gilly and Wallace type ship.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: We really do.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Do you know, Walla even a bottle of Soco out
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: in the open and posting it on Instagram?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Is that what they do?
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: No, they like they'll leave like a mic and like
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: a laptop out in the streets of Philly.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: They will.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: You never seen them do that. They do that, right,
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: they do like giveaways now they turn into like Instagram guys.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're great. Yeah Wallow I always was, U said?
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: Or you smack this subscribe button, smash it. Yeah it's Wallow,
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: it's Gilly.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: We're giving away three iPads today for everyone who retweets this,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: likes it, subscribes posts on their story. They must get
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: some side deals like crazy. Oh all they must have
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: had a contract with Apple. Yeah, their side deals are insane. Yeah,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: they literally might be billions.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I don't think they have side deals ideals anymore?
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Do they? I don't know, nobody knows. I mean, whatever
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: they're throwing on their Instagram, I don't think the sales
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: department saying they set up a microphone on fucking copman
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: in the boulevard to fucking get giveaway iPads. Yeah, let's
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: talk about that.
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: That's the sound of extremely processed dog food, which is
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: the norm at most pet food companies. But at the
• 57:51
  Speaker 7: Farmer's Dog we do things differently. We gently cook our
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: food without ultra processing. It's developed by our team aboards
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: to find nutritionists, made to human grade, safety standards and
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: portion for your dog, then delivered right to your door.
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: How does that sound to you? Get fifty off your
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: first box, available only at the Farmer's Dog.
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Dot com said some lamb shit on Instagram today, put
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: I just gotta clown his ass just got a clown it?
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: What type of ship? Was it? A couple's costume from
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: no did?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: He posted a picture of him and his friends at
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: a bar and he goes, don't remember this, but I'm
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: sure it was fun. Dude, What what the fuck is that?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: What an ass? Ultra lampost? What an ass? And I
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: DMed him.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: I said this is sick, and he just replied and said,
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: step off.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I can't remember because I was fucking drinking so much
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: food was blacked out, getting so fucked up with my boys.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Fucking remember this I remember is there was a dead
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: goat in my bed that it must have.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: It's funny because he never uses social media and he
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: like popped back con to drop that.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: He's like, He's like, you weren't gonna want to know
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: about this. You think that he was like trying out
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: a new voice. No, you think he's like a party guy.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Now people are gonna want to see this. This is
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: gotta check this shit out. I was actually drinking yeaheah,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: no I was, Oh man, I was drinking booze. How
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: to flame? Disasked for that? Yeah, uh, don't post like
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: that anymore if you don't want to get flamed now
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: He definitely doesn't listen to this.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Really, No, Damn, your friends don't support you.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Or what not at all. Damn not even a little bit.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Damn. Sounds like my family. But this is uh, this
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: is my Uh, this is the first show my friends
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: have all supported. Though. I feel like all my friends
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: listen to this. I think it's it's just it's easy
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: listening because we're so dumb. It is.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: It's a good background talk. Yeah, because usually guys, people
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: should just start listening to this, like, throw it on
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: before they go to bed. Let's get the views up.
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: Let's start pumping the views.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: The problem is you never fall asleep because it's so
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: goddamn fun. I know, just be giggling your way into when.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: I throw on Rogan. Yeah, I can't fall asleep until
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: I finished the goddamn episode.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. That is tomorrow. And it's probably what happened last night.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: You were a fucking tossing and turned and listening to
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Rogan say some poignant shit about the fucking Banks or
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Kanye's writer or whatever the fuck you're talking.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: About, the Jews speaking of the Jews' the ADHD community.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: It's been popping off on Twitter. You've been seeing this.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I love the ADHD.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: They are they need help, you know, they we need
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: to I was saying, I was talking to some people
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: last time. I was saying, hey, we need to put
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: these fucks, these fuckers in prison.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: We need to put them in it can need to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: be put.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: In some sort of in some sort of cell with
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: padded walls and get them off the streets.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: We need to round up the ADHD people.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, as long as the ADHD folks
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: are on the street, I'm not having kids, so I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: don't want my kids around that.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Well. The problem is, dude, they pretend that they don't
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: have ADHD. They're like day walkers. Yeah, you'rel like zombies
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: that walk a most to.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: Your first sight, you can't say, oh, that's an ADHD guy.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: But then you get to know them. When you start,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: what do you look at? Where do you want? Where
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: your eyes?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why are you tapping? Yeah?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: What's what the tap? With the tapping? They stay still
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: for once.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: They like spill over their bag and a fucking brick
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: of vive ance falls out. You're like, what's this Christ?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: So when I was supposed to put that in there?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah I don't have ADHD.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then you block them on everything and.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, but then they fucking talk.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: All they do is talk about it is all they do,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: and they fucking can't stop talking about it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: That's a can of worms. You do not want to open.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Their their disability. I called this, didn't I I said?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: I said almost a year ago, I think I said
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: that the people are starting to act like ADHD is
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: like down syndrome. Totally, dude. I have ADHD.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Every diagnosed ADHD when I was in fifth grade. Nobody
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: who goes in for the diagnosis doesn't get no. It's
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: I literally don't think it's possible to not get it.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: It's like Arizona State, dude, everybody gets in exactly. It's
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: like West Virginia, dude, everybody gets in. If you apply
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: your GEHD is insane.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like if if you can pass that test, there's
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: something more wrong with you.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably just like how they pick who's getting
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: the CIA. Yeah, it's like if you pass the ADHD test,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: if you're the one in one, like one hundred thousand
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: that passes, it's just like all right, go to Langley,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: no something super. Everybody else is just normis.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: They just play a beeping noise. It's like the test
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: is like an hour long and then it's just a
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: beep and you have these big ass headphones on and
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: they play this beep and you have to like tap
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: a button every time it beeps, and it goes on
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: for like an hour. Dude, mine was, Yeah, you missed
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: three beeps. We're gonna have to get you medicated. Something's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: not right there's like ten thousand beeps.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: My test was that they like they had me like
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: lay on like a doctor's table and they fucking dropped
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: a droplet of water onto my head slower and slower
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: for an hour straight. And they were like, did that
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: annoy you? And I was like, yeah, it actually did.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, you're six, son, You've got a
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: fucking problem. I had that same test. Here's eighty milligrams
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: of adderall, yeah, you'll be just fine. It's definitely mind
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: control that the government's trying to push.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: One hundred percent.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: That's got to be what it is. It's legalized meth.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: But the way that Tommy smoked, I think Tommy smoke.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Said one of the girls on Survivor said this was
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: a sob.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: Story then yea, and that in comparison, there's a girl
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: on the show with one leg.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who's not even allowed to bitch about it.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I just don't know, like I don't know if it's gotten,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: like if it's like people are taking it seriously now
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: or up.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: But I got it and like no one gave a fuck. Oh.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I remember when I came out to my parents as
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: having adhd E. They were no mine were pitched.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Is this gonna be like, is this gonna get looked
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 3: at as like we're like the people who are like,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: well my parents beat me.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Loo how I turned out. I'm fucking fine. Yeah, these
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: kids have no attentions. It's the fucking iPads I can get.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I get like, I get like, I don't.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not. I don't actually give a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: fuck people have eight D or not. I'm just gonna
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: get that out there.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: I give a fuck when people act like it's the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: biggest disability in the world. I mean, I don't know.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't have it as bad as some people.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: What does that even mean? It's unquantifiable. Yeah, I don't know,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: depletely unquantifiable. I don't know what I'm saying. I lost
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: my train of thought there, and then I started like
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: apologizing for some reason. Yeah, if you backed up it in,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what just happened, because that's your add bro,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: it's my add it's working up, dude. You couldn't even help.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Your train of thought was all over the place. Yeah,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: it was derailed.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: But anyways, I'm going deaf Con three on the ADHD community.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Which def con is that that had one Oh really.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: That's the bad that's saying one that Kanye is going
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: on the Jews.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they I mean they're worse. ADHD is worse than
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: the Jews, and we can stand on that together as
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: a podcast. They're way worse. They're way worse.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: Jews are dope, And I'm like, I got my foot
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: in both doors.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in both camps. That's fucking yeah, ADHD. They
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: couldn't sit through You saw that all the the like
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: at the at the Nets game. They are all the
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: people with like the anti anti Semiti shirts. Yeah, so
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: pro semitism.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, you guys would not be able to even see.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Exactly, That's what I'm saying.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't be able to watch the ch They'd be
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: like one stimulation overload for those guys themselves due the squeaking.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: It's kind of loud in here, covering their ears, rocking
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: back and forth. Why are those people wearing ear muffs
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: at the fucking why are those people stirring the gatorade
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: with their right hand.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: We should do a sketch with some dude that just
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: has down syndrome and he's just going around telling everyone
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: he has ADHD.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: That's a story.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got AHD, dude, Yeah, just got diagnosed with ADHD.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Blows. It's terrible. I'm afraid people are gonna treat me different.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: That would be quite the reverse.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: So what are you gonna play the guy? Or how
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: are we gonna do We're not gonna actually do that.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: How are we gonna how are we gonna nail this one?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to shoot some more sketches for you if
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: you don't mind another cold sore. Damn bro, My ADHD
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: is out of control. I know, I heard it's the
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: side effect.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: I've never had two back to back cold sours like this,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: so it's got to be this change of the weather. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: my herd piece is going crazy. Or else you're sucking
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: sucking cocks off or some ship like that, sucking good
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: amount of have you even sucking off cock? My eight
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 3: D has been wild. Let me let me get to sucking.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Don't look like I'm playing today.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: Let me get to sucking cock. You wake up like,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: oh fuck, dude, did you forget adderall? You've sucked like
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: eight cocks to it suck like the whole office?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that is everything? Cool? Yeah? Dude, adderall short
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: it has been bad. It's been talk all day. Oh yeah,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: my dad's going through the same thing. Dude. He actually
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: has a y D too. It's hopping too.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: This last ad.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: He was one of the first people to have ADHD
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: back when they were during the stone Ball Riots. Ridge
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Wallet Ridge Walla's the best dude, Ridge Wallat's are the fuck.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: See this one. We only got one out of five.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there, you
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 6: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 6: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out. Get your
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger,
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 6: remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 6: everything else. Snicker satisfies. Man, that's a winning play our action.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: Damn it, dude, I gotta stop playing with this shit.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: People are getting pissed at you.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: I know, dude.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Can you just beat the lose ridge from that?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: No, don't say that ridges our guys, that's our squad.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I drive on Ridge Avenue every time I'm back in Philly. Shit,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: are you do you have any spots this week? Oh?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got Friday in Saturday, I think in New
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: York YEP. And I don't think I'm doing my shows
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: in Baltimore anymore. I'm not sure if that's I'll make
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: sure after this show.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: But why what do you have against Baltimore?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: We got the YAC basketball. I had to cancel.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: You never watched the uh the Wire? No?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: I I can't miss the act basketball thing.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with the Wire. No, so
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: you haven't watched there? Oh?
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: I know the Wire the Crime Show.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Have you watched it?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Exactly. Maybe if you watched it, you wouldn't be canceling
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: on Baltimore.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I don't want to cancel on Baltimore. I wanted to
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: do just Saturday because I can't do the Friday shows.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: I could have done Saturday, but then they said, let's
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: just reschedule and do a full weekend.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have just gave them the half off
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: rate or something like that.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: I would have been cool doing two nights for two days.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: That would be Saturday, Sunday. Fucking I'll do a Sunday.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck. What if Sunday?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: What if the Phillies win though, wouldn't it be sweet
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: to be in the street of Philly? Yeah? Yeah, when
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: is that? I don't know. It depends. It's the World Series,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: so you don't know which game they're gonna win on
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: this early on if there wouldn't be the possible well,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: it could be Game five, it could be Game six,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: and it could be Game seven.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, so Wedn's Game five Thursday. Oh shit, in Game
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: six is Saturday, Game six is Saturday, and Game seven
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: is Sunday. Fucking hey, man, we could do a.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: Man on the street. I'm gonna do a man on
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: the street regardless.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: Well, I can't go on Sunday because I coulda the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Saburay Org for the Bills.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Oh you care about the Bills more than the Phils.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: Yike's gonna have to be in New York for that.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I hope all Philadelphia remembers that next time you're trying
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: to sell your little tickets in town. Now, I'll go
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: when you go on stage, you're like Philly, I fucking
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: love it here. My second home. Wah wah. I'll uh
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: No, I would definitely do that, guys, ever, go to
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: fucking wah wah. I would definitely go to uh go
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: to Philly.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'll get us some hotel rooms out the
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: four Seasons? Oh y should we get joey joey?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Clem say less.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: Against the four book us? The four Seasons?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: Well, what we do?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: What we'd stay there for multiple nights?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: We'd said the four Seasons for a couple of nights,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: we go to the spops there? Like what will we do?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: Like will we go Thursday to Sunday?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Well, it depends. It really depends what happens with the
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: games leading up to it. It's been very hard to
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: schedule my entire life because of this, because the Phillies
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: are so in flux.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Whatever happened, didn't didn't we have like a Philly office
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: for a minute, like a gambling cave in Philly?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: It was just a cave. It was just a house
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: that they rented out in Old City that people could
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: go and gamble in. Why don't we just have so?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: They don't have that anymore. No, they don't have that anymore.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: I wanted to just stay there.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say, like, why aren't people just
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: going there and staying there?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I think it'd be weird to stay there. But they
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: did have a ton of bedrooms. I think Marty Mush
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: lived there for like a month or some shit like.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were supposed to write.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Must have been fucking sick back then. Marty and Glennie,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: that's a team. Now it's Glenny and Dana God coming
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: to a college near you, coming to a pussy near you,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: coming in a pussy. Yes, guys are savage.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Guys are gonna fuck you and you won't even see
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: it coming. What is New York sober?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Just adderall, adderall only, adderall only. You just take your
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: vibance at all times? When what is vi Vance's market share?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like Vivance became such a big dog recently.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think it is. I think it's still Adderall
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: is the top dog. Really, I'd say, so vi Vance
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: is like strong as fuck, I.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Know it is. It's stronger than a cup of coffee.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Buy it's stronger than four cups of coffee.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Well, cocaine is not stronger than a cup of coffee.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I've never done cocaine.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Me neither.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you got cocaine hanging out of your nose
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: right now, the biggest cocaine in the office.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Like Yankees fans are just like that ship. The Phillies
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: are down by one. Let me get a bump. Rally bumps,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: rally rally bumps. Is that a thing? You guys said
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: it at the same time, so said her down a run.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: It's like a rally. Guys both said it. It's like
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: a like a rally. Captain. We're making a similar joke.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, someone from the coult culture hit me up.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: I saw you the lingo. No, I saw you at
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: the cellar fucking doing fucking fat bump skis.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not past there.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: No, well you were upstairs lingering. You're trying to get
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: in with sto. Can I hop on? I can get some.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: I can get some time. No, actually, they they do.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: I can do a spot.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: And I talked to No he's I was on Matt
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: and Shane's a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, that's me,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: that's me.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I could I can get some. I'll just hop on
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: after a tell. I was on five Minutes that other
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: that other girls podcast that you were on. What remember
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: that girl's podcast. You're on that woman Cuomo the cellar bro?
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Oh cut, can we cut that? Cut? That cut that
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: as well? Fuck dude, how is the stand up comedy
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: community gonna respect me? Now? They hate you?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: Really do they all love you?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: They're all like, dude runs way better than you in
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: every aspect.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's great, that's great news.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I love to hear trying to keep it that way.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're humblest. Fuck humblest, bro, You're you are the humblest.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: You got the superlative for the most humble who have
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: been calling me the humblest. Pat Bev is the humblest.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a great player, but also very Don't talk
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: about your other co host around me, dude, you do
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: get Just don't just please just don't rub it in.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: This is supposed to be our time. This is not
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: supposed to be Pat Bev's time.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: I do feel like a stepdad.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: People are people like legitimately come up to me like, so,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: are you like pissed about I'm like, why would I
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: would I care at all about that?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Like, Yo, he's actually talking to other people.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, Ron's talking to another person. This is fucked up.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Wait, he's talking about basketball with someone else, so I play.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: People don't realize you've had like seventy five podcasts.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a new podcast every ten days. Yeah,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just cranking out podcasts talking about basketball. But you're like, well,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: we might talk about basketball someday. We've never talked about
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: basketball before together, but it could happen.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: Dude, I don't know if I'm gonna be ale ever again.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm gonna like get into other sports
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: like that. That Shit's just football is just so much better.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: It is, football so awesome, it's so fun to watch.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: It's the best sport by far. It's actually made me
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: proud how much you've gotten into football. But dude, like
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: the Eagles aren't even like that entertaining, Like I don't.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: I mean, I get it because it's your home team,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: but dude, they just like they just win by so
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: much every game and it's like, all right, let's move
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: watch a different game.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it hasn't always been like that, so you
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: have to understand our play as Eagles fans, like.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I remember last year, you guys were getting fucking
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: destroyed everything exactly.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: So think about how how much it means to us
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: now that we're doing well.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: for me from a third party. I'm saying, but how
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: exciting I'm watch I'm watching the Eagles up thirty points.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: That's how I can tell you're a young fan. But
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: once you appreciate greatness, it's like watching Floyd, you know
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: what I mean. Some people can't.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: They don't have eg like watching Floyd fight like.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: Me, like you trying to.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Punch Floy They're just walking all over everybody.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Who do you think it's gonna come down to? Predictions?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I think it's got to be Chiefs Birds, the Chiefs
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: all right, Bills Birds, then the Chiefs suck.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: I know the Chiefs aren't back.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: You say their game came down to the last drive.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: I wasn't thinking about the Chiefs. I was thinking about
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: different team. Oh no, I was thinking about the Bucks.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know why I always get them mixed up.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 3: Chiefs Bucks, similar colors.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: They have the same amount of syllables.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: The same amount of syllables.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Kind of soft sound too hard? Are the Chiefs that good?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: They almost beat the Bills.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they've got to be pretty good. Bills went
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: a lot too, dude, just kind of boring. How much
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: to watching the Bills. They're always freaking winning.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: The Bills are in the dirt. Yeah, they're getting dirty.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: How about the trade they made today? They picked up
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: naim Hinz from even though they made a trade, they
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: made a trade new running back Davis and of course
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: he is and Digs are still on the team.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: They just got some more weapons receiving running back kick
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: return a guy of the backfield. Open up some space
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: to gave Davis. This is really stream team. Yeah, bring
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: some gravity down to the fucking to the flats. Yeah,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: open up that crawl route for Gabe Davis. You know
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: it's his favorite. Dude, fucking sick. I like watching the
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Bills too, A J Panessa.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know that is Come on, man, unless
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: You do you do? Who's your favorite player on their defense?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: You're learning, you're learning a little bit by little bit.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I got a couple in mind, Okay, cool, I don't
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: want to. I just hate picking favorites with the boys,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I know, well, they're listeners, so they'll get pissed.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: They're all listening and I'm just saying, hey, I don't
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: want to pick favorites.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: They're all around the ping pong table in the locker room, like, YO,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: turn off that fucking rap music. Yo, what the fuck
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: turn off that little baby? Sad suspit.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Why do you assume that they're all listening to a
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: little baby?
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: You never been in the locker room. No, never, They're
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: definitely listening to baby. So I was in fifth grade.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I think you're definitely listening to a little baby.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: And they got changed for hockey in the car and
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: went in with his skates on.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: With his cleats on. Yeah, I went in with.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: My skates on with the skateguard roller blades. Have you
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: ever seen that kids would wear these kids would wear.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: These skateguards because the skateguard you have, the skateguards, they're
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: just like a thing that goes over your skate at
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: the front. It goes like over the blade. Oh oh yeah,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Wait, is there like a rubber thing.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: It can be a rubber thing or it can be
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: like a yeah, I know you're talking about reatcy thing.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: But then there was other ones that people had that
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: were roller blades so they like lock into your skate
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: and then people would just be roller blading around like
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: the like the hockey rink. It's kind of sweet now,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: it was like the it's like the equivalent of having
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: like a roller roller backpack. Oh, it was nerdy, dude,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: if you're walking in. First of all, the worst move
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 3: ever was having to walk into the rink like you'd
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: be late and you're my dad would be like start
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: changing in the back of the car and I have
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: to like start putting my pads on in the back
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: of the car. And then that's the worst moves when
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: you show up to the locker room already fully paded up,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: helmet on.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: It sucks because it's not your fault. No, it's always
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: my dad's fault exactly. Yeah, that's bullshit. But uh, that's
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: that's the worst move. Yeah, that sounds shitty. You just
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: you just look nerded out.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: It's the only way pulling up with the fucking roller
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: blades on.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: It seems like you had them. No, I didn't. There
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: was some kids that did. Seems like you had the blades.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: No, god, no.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. The best part of youth hockey was always getting
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: naked with your boys beforehand. No, we didn't. I quit.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: Wait before people were getting naked.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: So when were you getting changed? Like, what's this era
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: that you're longing for when you guys would get changed
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: at the at the rink together, like changed into your padding?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: Got it? I never played youth hockey, dude, I don't know.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Just spawn in with that on. I don't know, but
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I'm saying it seems like you guys are just stripping
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: down to the locker room.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: No, you'd wear shorts and a T shirt.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, but I never played youth hockey. That's probably why
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: you guys are smelly as fuck, dude, because you're just
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: adding up your bottom layer. I'm wearing shorts underneath my
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: fucking sweatpants right now, dude, because I could probably be
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: a hockey player if I wanted to.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: These pants that we got fly as hell. Yeah, a
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: sponsor sponsors coming soon.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't talk about them.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: We have free ads, but it's a big one.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Wait till that Wait till that fucking ad. Money hits
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: the account. Oh yeah, wait till that game time money
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: hit the hits the account.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to see what our account looks like.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, good amount of money. Hopefully totally every show.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Every show's got to be making a bunch of money.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: So the fact that you know, we're just part of
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: the network, we're we're doing good numbers.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: What artists has to be making That's what I mean.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: It has to be all oh, you're right, you're right. Yeah,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: totally us some part of my take.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're top five, top five earners.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Two big dogs. Yeah, so buy some merch too. Definitely
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: buy some merch. Son of a board.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we even been really moving the merch lately, have we.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: But it's like we moved it when we when they
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: were making new ship for us.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: I'm just not a big merch guy.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: Cut that.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: Cut that for sure, cut that. But but I'm just
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: a big merch guy.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, just bleep out the not I'm just a
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: big merch.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 3: I'm just a big merch guy.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I love this stuff. I can't get enough of it.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I like sometimes I'll go to the barstool store. I'll
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: buy some merch myself. Yeah I could get it for free,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: but why not support the economy.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: I wish I had one. Well I don't. I'm not
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: gonna wear a hat right now because my hair is
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: shorter now, but.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: Because it's your hair is good, so good right now.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: But I gotta get another one of those boy that
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: hats because I gave mine to Matt McCusker. Now, I
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: just don't one the one, the original ones, like the
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: good ones, the brown one.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: Is it brown? Is it green brim? Yeah?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah that one.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: I might have a bonus one at home. I might
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: have gave it to my boy Mic though, fucking Mike
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: bitch due at the end of this month. I'm going
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: with Mike to a a fucking yeah that that mark
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: has been disturbing me. This it's from like a phone.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: It looks like the fucking phone looks like a body
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: that got vaporized at POMPEII. It's just the outline of a.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: Phone will pixel on the fucking table.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone charged up on the table right here and
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: it burned a hole right through the ship.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: Where you Where are you and Mike going.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: To a fucking to a tropical island, which Mike, my
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: boy Mike, Uh whieh whose house you went to? The one? Uh?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: He won? Or at a silent auction he won like
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: a trip for four to uh like a fucking secluded
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: island and we're going for a week right after Thanksgiving.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: Damn, you're gonna get killed there for sure.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: What do you mean kill?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: He won a four person trip at a silent auction
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 3: to a secluded island. They're gonna savage, They're gonna display
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: your body across the island.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: I think that there. It's not the one in this
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: It's in Southeast Asia, dude. It's not like this that
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: where there's an indigenous people who are trying to bring
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Christianity to It's like a hotel that has like twenty
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: rooms or some shit like that. So the only thing
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: on the island is this hotel. They're like, we have
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: activities that you can do. Yeah, murder, be murdered, to
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: passively get murdered.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: That's gonna be cool.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be fucking sweet. About to come back
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: with a fucking going You want to come now? You
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: can use all the game time tickets to them away, bro,
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  Speaker 1: my company's got tickets. Your company, you know when people
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: used to say that or I feel like people would
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, but my dad's company gets tickets to
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  Speaker 1: the game. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it was all it
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  Speaker 1: always sound as sweet as fuck.
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  Speaker 3: My dad always used to say, never take those tickets.
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  Speaker 3: Why because then you got to do business with the people.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really, so that's why I haven't used the game
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  Speaker 3: time tickets yet.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're already doing business.
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  Speaker 3: I'm listening now to Pop says, my dad wasn't going
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  Speaker 3: out to games with ticketing companies.
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  Speaker 1: Your dad's also an assassin. He's also a contractor who
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: kills for hire. So if he goes to dude, are
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: you doing this?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, we can end on this, but are you doing
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: this uh fucking wellness thing?
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  Speaker 1: If I knew about it, I would do. You can
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: sign up today? What is it?
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  Speaker 3: It's a you sign up and it's like a like
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: a way long a step. It's like a step competition.
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  Speaker 3: Might not even be worth signing up because we got
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  Speaker 3: a couple fucking like triathlete triathletes or whatever. I don't
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: even know what the word would be, like ironman runners.
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  Speaker 1: Upstairs.
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  Speaker 3: There's people that have like forty thousand steps today.
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  Speaker 1: That's bullshit. I'm like, what the fuck, dude, did you
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: walk here from Maryland? I know what the fuck? I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: e checked at like one pm. People, we're at like
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: thirty thousand and you had thirteen hundred at one, dude, I.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: Have probably still under three thousand. I got two thousand,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: nine hundred right now.
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  Speaker 1: Godd, it's like six. But there's people upstairs who have
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: like standing treadmill gas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, isn't like the marathon coming up to Like there's
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: multiple people just actively.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like if you're not that, you're fucked because you
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: we're getting they're gonna end They're gonna end the week
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: with what four hundred thousand steps.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: That's that The contest was probably started by one of
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: those people, And I said, I was like, we gotta
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: they shouldn't even be allowed to compete. They should have
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: their own contest. We just have weight classes.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they should have their own contest, and then it
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: should be the common man who's not doesn't work out
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: often gets to compete. Yeah, it's working out.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: They're like, that's fucking swimmer from I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in ninety ninth place right now.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: I think you are. Yeah, God damn, I know that's
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: that has to be the last place.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Now, there's a lot of people in it. It's like
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: over one hundred and fifty. I think, yeah, yeah, sign up, dude,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: you got a fitbit or anything. No, no, don't sign
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  Speaker 3: up with the I don't like where lost cause your
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: steps are not going to be accurate.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: And you think that that's all that thing is tracking
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: for you, you little slaves to Apple.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 3: Dude, this isn't an Apple. Where'd you get fitbit?
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Brother? Whoever it is is tracking and stealing your biological information,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: probably selling it to the fucking Russians.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Probably selling it to the Chinese.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: It's fine by me. Oh really, Yeah, maybe they could
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: learn learn a thing or two from a guy like me.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: I heard a thing or two about per fitness. Yeah, damn,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't signing up. I'm not gonna wear one of those.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 3: Every day you get to win stuff, dude, I don't
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: want You don't want prizes.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't tell me about that.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a two thousand dollars prize for the what Yeah?
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: Oh dude. It was definitely started by some try hard,
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: try athlete upstairs that was trying to win some money
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: for themselves.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming it was started by someone in like HR.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: They probably have to do stuff like this.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: HR is jumping around.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: The office and they're like, whoa, we got to do
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: sums for a fitness challenge.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: Not upstairs, now upstairs, it's like cool guys. Yeah yeah,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: it's like all the guys and girls and skin tight shirts. Yeah,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: and they're fucking poke.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: But is that the guys that work upstairs here are
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: like the guys that are in those Instagram ads for
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: the skin tight shirts?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: What is that one brand?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: I guess we can't do free ads, but.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for the skin tight shirts. Yeah, they all got
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: like blue eyes. Yeah, hey, what's up man? Yeah. I
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: had someone on the sales team today asked me if
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: I can send them the tweet of an ad we
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: recently posted yesterday because he couldn't find it on our page. Like, brother,
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: you didn't even fucking look was last Yes, yeah last week.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: People probably the wrong way. Yeah, you know, put put
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: their asses on blast.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: I want him fired today. I want him fired by
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: the end of this episode.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a d D having bastard, I must have it.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: There was just a bunch of sympathy hires up there
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: because they all got fucking a d D. Good listen
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: to our show. Bye, Buy tickets to Little Sasquatches next
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: show down in New York. Whoever the fuck it is?
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: I think it's gonna be Baltimore or no, not Baltimore.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know where I am next. I'll tell you
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: guys next week or just look at my tweets or something.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: That's how you promote a show, dude, that's how you
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: sell tickets. Just fucking figure it out yourself. All right,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: We'll see you guys next week.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: Peace,