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The Teddy Bear · Second Date Update

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  Speaker 1: Okie dokie. Let's make a love match. South Windsor, Drake
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  Speaker 1: is on the line. Good morning, Drake, and welcome to
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  Speaker 1: Second Date Update.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. How are you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we're good. Listen, I hope we can help you out.
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  Speaker 1: I hope we can make a love connection for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be nice. I mean, yeah, it'd be cool.
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  Speaker 1: So tell us about this date. You went out with
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  Speaker 1: a girl named Ariana. Tell us about this great first date.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so like, you know, me and Ariana, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: we had a great time together. You know, we went
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  Speaker 2: out to the Big E and just had like a
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  Speaker 2: perfect day, you know, hanging out at the fair. Man,
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  Speaker 2: we played some games. We shared a lot of great food,
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  Speaker 2: you know, trying out some new stuff and just, you know,
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  Speaker 2: spent the whole day exploring around the fair. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I love the Big E.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: Did you by chance have their giant corn dog? Because
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  Speaker 1: that's my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: No, we got one of those and we split it
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  Speaker 2: because it was so big.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you didn't do anything weird with the giant corn dog,
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  Speaker 1: did you?
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  Speaker 2: No, man, it didn't get that far, let me tell you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, at... At the end of the day,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, like, you're kind of tired after walking
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  Speaker 2: around the fair all day, you know. So, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we went our different ways, and it was all good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: But I had a great time, though, you know. And
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  Speaker 2: since then, I've called her. I left her messages, you know,
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  Speaker 2: wanting to get back together with her. But I'm not
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  Speaker 2: here for her, man. She still goes to me.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait, wait. He sounds like a great guy.
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  Speaker 1: He does. He does, but hold on. Walmart Jeff calls
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  Speaker 1: this walking around food. There's a lot of walking around
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  Speaker 1: food at the Biggie. Did you happen to be a
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  Speaker 1: messy eater? It was all over your face. It was
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  Speaker 1: dripping on your clothes.
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  Speaker 2: Great.
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  Speaker 1: Were you that guy?
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, I was pretty, I'm pretty careful with
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  Speaker 2: my food. If I'm going to pay that much for food,
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  Speaker 2: I want it to go in my mouth, not on
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  Speaker 2: my shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Amen. Amen to that. All right, Jake, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: call Ariana. We're going to ask her to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: If you're ready to find out why she's not returning
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  Speaker 1: your calls, we're going to get down to it.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: He sounds like a great guy. How did we know
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  Speaker 1: Jeff was going to make the corndog joke? Like, how
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  Speaker 1: did we know? I didn't, though. I didn't make any jokes.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't.
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  Speaker 1: There should be no comments in the comments section about
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  Speaker 1: me making inappropriate jokes. With corndogs. Hello? Hi, is Ariana there? Yes, hi. Hi, Ariana.
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  Speaker 1: It's Courtney. Hey, what's up? It's Walmart Jeff. Hey, it's Savannah. Ariana,
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you, you're on the radio this morning.
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  Speaker 1: You're on Kiss 95.7. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: You're on Second Date Update. Somebody goes on a first
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  Speaker 1: date and they have a great time, but they get
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  Speaker 1: ghosted and don't get a second date. We try to
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  Speaker 1: get some answers. So I just got to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Drake called us. He said that you guys went to
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  Speaker 1: the Biggie and had the best first date. You did
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  Speaker 1: all the things. You walked around. You ate the food.
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  Speaker 1: You played games. I'm like, he thought it was like
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  Speaker 1: you guys had a connection. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it was fun.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: But He's like, he's not boyfriend material. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, he's not. You're going to have to tell us
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  Speaker 1: why he's not boyfriend material, because for me, taking someone
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  Speaker 1: to the fair, especially that fair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Doing all the fair things, I feel like that's boyfriend-y.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, the whole thing just proved he's like,
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  Speaker 3: Unathletic and also financially irresponsible.
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  Speaker 1: Unathletic? You're at a fair. Did you enter in some
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  Speaker 1: sort of strongman contest?
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  Speaker 3: A marathon.
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  Speaker 1: Or like the military pull-up contest?
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  Speaker 3: I wish it was a strongman contest.
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  Speaker 1: Carving wood with a chainsaw? Why would you say he's unathletic?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, he literally spent an hour trying to
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  Speaker 3: win me a teddy bear at this really easy game
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  Speaker 3: that toddlers were winning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Toddlers are coming and nailing it, winning a teddy bear.
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  Speaker 3: And he was standing there for an hour trying to
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  Speaker 3: do it. And he spent $ 150 trying to win me
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  Speaker 3: this teddy bear, which he never won. So, like, I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to date someone who can't.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, come on. That's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: And also spend $ 150 on it.
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  Speaker 1: Ariana, Drake is there. She's ghosting you, Drake, because you
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  Speaker 1: spent $ 150 trying to win her a teddy bear.
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  Speaker 2: That is absurd. That's ridiculous. What a crazy reason to
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  Speaker 2: go with somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's just not for me. I don't know what
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  Speaker 3: to say.
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  Speaker 1: It's his money.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on. I was just trying to do
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  Speaker 2: something nice for you. You know, we're at the fair.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I treated you to the fair. I'm taking
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  Speaker 2: you around. I mean, like you said, you thought the
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  Speaker 2: teddy bear was cute. I was having fun playing the game.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's ridiculous, really. Oh, we're both having fun
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  Speaker 2: at the moment. You know, every shot that I took,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it was all like you. You would kiss it.
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  Speaker 2: You kiss the ball for luck. And then I mean, like,
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  Speaker 2: it was a fun thing. It was a moment, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's cute for, like, the first 15.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you go for an hour, it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is painful.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: You wasted an hour of your life. Well, I stopped
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  Speaker 1: picking him apart. I think it's fabulous that he wasted
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  Speaker 1: an hour and $ 150 playing a game trying to be
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  Speaker 1: chivalrous and winning a teddy bear at a fair. What
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  Speaker 1: is wrong with you guys?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean... I was saying, was there
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  Speaker 2: really an hour though? Does it really take that long
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  Speaker 2: to play the carnival games? You know what I mean? Honestly,
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  Speaker 2: like if it, think about it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: If it did take an hour, like those, those places
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  Speaker 2: would never make any money because people would stand there
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  Speaker 2: the whole day. Unless you're rolling.
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  Speaker 1: Through with 150 bucks.
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  Speaker 2: They see you.
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  Speaker 1: They're like jackpot. There's our 401k savings. There's Drake.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'll admit it. I didn't spend a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money on that game. I was even going to ask
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  Speaker 2: the guy if he'd just let me buy it from
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  Speaker 2: him for all the money I spent.
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  Speaker 1: It probably would have been a better choice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Ariana, is there any world in which you would go
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  Speaker 1: on another date or you just feel like it's just
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  Speaker 1: not a match at all?
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  Speaker 3: Listen, I'd go on another date, but no games.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's fair. Now we have to ask Drake. Drake,
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  Speaker 1: knowing that she didn't call you back because you couldn't
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  Speaker 1: win her a teddy bear and you spent too much
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  Speaker 1: money trying, would you like to go on another date
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  Speaker 1: and see if you guys can make this work?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously I've been wanting to go back on
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  Speaker 2: another date with her.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so here's the deal. We are going to
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  Speaker 1: set you up on another date, but we're paying for it, okay?
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  Speaker 1: We're going to pick up the tab. I suggest go
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  Speaker 1: to dinner, sit down, have a good conversation. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: stay away from Dave and Buster's, though.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, sounds good to me.
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  Speaker 1: All right, then I'm going to put you on hold,
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  Speaker 1: give you all the scoop you need to know for
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  Speaker 1: the gift card, because we're going to pay for the date.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on.