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- Margaux: 48 little desserts on a table. Most people buy 3 jars for that, and most people finish the night with 3 jars. Dana: I have a drawer. The drawer is the reason I asked for this episode. Margaux: Welcome to The Monégasque Table. Today: how much edible glitter a tray of mini desserts actually takes, and which jar size is the right buy for an event. Dana: Answer first, because I am buying for a holiday party in 6 weeks and I would like to stop guessing. Margaux: Here's the answer up front. For a 48-piece table you are buying colors, not grams. One jar is enough product for the whole table with a lot left over — the constraint is never how much powder you own, it's how many shades the table needs. So the real question is whether you need 1 shade or 5, and the price per gram only decides the answer once you know that. Dana: Give me the board. What do these actually cost per gram? Margaux: 4 numbers. The 7 gram luster dust is $9.99, which is about $1.43 a gram. The 10 gram drink glitter is $14.99, which is about $1.50 a gram. The 15 gram luster dust is also $14.99, which is $1.00 a gram — that's the cheapest single jar on the board by a distance. And the 12-color gift set is $59.99 for 84 grams, which is about 71 cents a gram, the cheapest gram in the range. Dana: So buy the set. That's the whole episode. Margaux: If your table needs several shades, yes, and it isn't close. If your table needs one shade, the set is the worst buy on the board, because you'd be paying $59.99 to use one jar out of 12 and store 11. Dana: Which is exactly my drawer. Margaux: Which is exactly the drawer. Dana: Then here's my round. You've just given me a price per gram, and I don't think price per gram is the number that matters, and I don't think it's even close. Nobody at that party eats a gram. What I actually spend is the jar I open and don't finish. So talk to me about the leftover, because the leftover is the real price. Margaux: That's the round you win, and it changes how I'd shop for an event. Do the arithmetic on the abandoned half instead. Half a 15 gram jar is about $7.50 of product left sitting there, and half a 10 gram jar is also about $7.50. If you never open that half again, the jar didn't cost $14.99 for a table, it cost $14.99 for half a table, and your true cost per event doubled while the price per gram never moved. Dana: So the buy that wins is the one I'll finish. Margaux: The buy that wins is the one you'll finish, and for most event people that means fewer shades in bigger jars rather than a wide palette in small ones. The exception is the gift set, and the exception is real — a dessert table is the one job where a wide palette is the deliverable, because the table is a color scheme before it is a dessert. Dana: Now the dose. How much per little thing? Margaux: Here I have to be careful, and I'd rather be careful than confident. The only serving figure printed on these listings is a drinks figure: 0.1 grams per serving, about 100 servings from a 10 gram jar, and the listing itself says you can double it for richer color. That is not a measured dose for a macaron or a mini tart. Nobody has weighed the powder off a cake pop. What the figure tells you is the scale — this is a pinch product, and a pinch is 0.1 grams — and at that scale a 48-piece table is a small fraction of one jar even if you are heavy-handed. Dana: Then why does everyone in this category complain the jars are too small? Margaux: Because they look small, and because a shaker is a very effective way to use 5 times what you need. Container size is the second-biggest complaint in this whole category — it shows up in more than 46% of the negative feedback about the product itself. And the first-biggest is missing ingredient information, at more than 66.6%. Those 2 numbers together are the category in a sentence: people don't know what's in the jar and they don't know how far it goes, so the jar feels expensive twice. Dana: What's the servings math across the sizes, so I can stop converting in my head? Margaux: At that same 0.1 gram scale: a 7 gram jar is about 70, a 10 gram jar is about 100, a 15 gram jar is about 150. And for the record, some of these listings print "100 servings" on the 7 gram size, which is arithmetically wrong for that jar — 7 grams at 0.1 grams is 70. I'd rather tell you the listing has an error on it than let you plan a table around it. Dana: Practical planning. December, corporate party, 48 pieces, mixed. Margaux: Split the table into 3 finishes and stop there. Something in gold or silver — those 2 are the perennial pair, they're each other's most common companion in real baskets all year round. Something in the season's color, which in the last quarter of the year is red and green pulling each other along. And one iridescent or white for the pieces that are already pale and just need light. 3 shades covers a 48-piece table that photographs like it was planned, and if you're buying 3 or more shades the set is the cheaper route by weight and it arrives as a set, which matters when the event is in 6 weeks and you are not chasing 3 deliveries. Dana: Who should skip it? Margaux: 3 skips. If your dessert table is chocolate-forward and dark all the way across, shimmer disappears into it and you should spend the money on the chocolate. If you're catering somewhere that pre-plates hours ahead in a cold room, condensation will dull a dusted finish, so dust on site or don't dust. And if you need 1 shade for 1 event and nothing after it, buy the single jar, not the set — the cheapest gram in the range is not cheap if 11 jars of it live in a drawer. Dana: Dana's Scorecard. I came in wanting a number of grams. Where I landed. One: grams were never the constraint — 1 jar covers a 48-piece table comfortably and colors are what you're really buying. Two: the board is $1.43, $1.50, $1.00 and about 71 cents a gram, and the set only wins when the table needs several shades. Three: the leftover is the real price — half a jar is about $7.50 of product doing nothing. Four: 0.1 grams is a drinks figure and I should treat it as scale, not as a dessert instruction. My caveat: I'm keeping the drawer as evidence. Margaux: Fair. The footnote: the MONÉGASQUE 12-color gift set is on Amazon at $59.99 for 84 grams total, with sifter caps on each jar, and the individual 7 gram luster dusts are $9.99 if 1 shade is genuinely all you need. Dana: Next time, the surface that goes wrong 20 minutes after you walk away. How do you get shimmer onto fondant that has already dried out? Margaux: With water — and that is the exact opposite of the answer for royal icing, which is why it's worth 5 minutes. One note before we go: this show is produced by the team at Monégasque, with AI-crafted hosts, and every number you heard was checked by humans against the documents. See you at the table.