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Dyllan has a mind like Nic Johnson · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hello, Jeanine, Hello, good morning, good morning. You played for
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  Speaker 1: Bruno Mars tickets.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Jylan, what's the game?
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  Speaker 3: Awesome, let's do it, Janine. Al Right, today's game is
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  Speaker 3: called Bruno Mars Bars. So basically, I'm going to describe
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  Speaker 3: a word that rhymes with Mars and you have to
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  Speaker 3: answer back Bruno with the with the words. So, for example,
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  Speaker 3: if I were to say the thing you wish upon,
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  Speaker 3: you would answer back Bruno stars the stars.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, candy bars, which I know.
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  Speaker 3: Now, all right, let's start with John Jay. So a
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  Speaker 3: four wheeled machine that honks and.
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  Speaker 2: Races Bruno cars.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, John Jay. Al right over to Rich you bring
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  Speaker 3: the heat the big red planet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Also Bruno Mars.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is Bruno Mars. All right over to Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: Tiny battle souvenirs or scratches that you didn't ask for? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: Bruno scars, Yes, Bruno scars.
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  Speaker 4: I could see your brain literally working in that.
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  Speaker 2: Get created with this one?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Kyle Makeup brand known for their pop concealer.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, Bruno, what is.
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  Speaker 6: Coaler pot? It's like the consiler that's in the pocket
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  Speaker 6: in the tube.
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  Speaker 1: I know I don't use the pop concealer.
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  Speaker 7: Br Bruno.
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  Speaker 6: That's good, guys, Brunos.
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  Speaker 3: It is Bruno narg that's right, okay, cars concealer, all right, Janine,
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  Speaker 3: over to you. Spoken lines dropped with rhythm and a
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  Speaker 3: rap bottle.
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  Speaker 1: Broken lines dropped.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Spoken lines dropped with rhythm in a rap bottle.
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  Speaker 1: A mm hmm.
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  Speaker 8: Man Bruno.
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  Speaker 4: Around, Yes, Bruno's spitting bars.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it is Bruno bars.
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  Speaker 2: Free point there, Jeanine. We have one more radio.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you even worry? All right, we're gonna take it
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  Speaker 3: back to John Jay now a container that might hold
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  Speaker 3: jam or peanut butter. Bruno jars is correct. Over to
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  Speaker 3: Rich okay, a marketplace full of trinkets and spices.
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  Speaker 2: Hm hm Bruno bizars.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 2: Never heard of that.
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  Speaker 3: That was my curveball and you hit it.
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  Speaker 4: Rich.
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  Speaker 3: That's fun Ozo. Alright, Let's go to Peyton stories. One
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  Speaker 3: writes about their lives.
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  Speaker 6: Bruno memoir Yes, memoirs. Why are they so hard for me?
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  Speaker 8: All right? Kyle?
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  Speaker 3: When fighters meet in the ring, fires meet in the
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  Speaker 3: rain in the ring, Janine, you know this one, b Yes,
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  Speaker 3: Bruno spars it is you got that, all right, This
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  Speaker 3: last one's for you, Jeanine. This is for all the Marbels,
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  Speaker 3: for the Bruno Mars tickets. Okay, a string and man
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  Speaker 3: that makes people swoon.
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  Speaker 8: Bruno guitar.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you're gonna go see Bruto mas A Romantic tour
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  Speaker 1: next month.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Ch I got one for you, Bruto the drummer from Metallica,
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  Speaker 1: Bruno Lars, nice shop, Dill. That was fun.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for playing my game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah clever.
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  Speaker 1: You know the highly successful John J. Vans podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a fan.
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  Speaker 1: So it was a it's a unique situation. I was
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  Speaker 1: a guest on a podcast yesterday and then, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've told you guys before, I'm a hell of a guest.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a great guest. And I was a guest on
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  Speaker 1: this person's podcast, and then we reversed it. She changed clothes.
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  Speaker 1: I did not, And then she was a guest on
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  Speaker 1: my podcast and it was supermodel Kim Alexis. She's one
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  Speaker 1: of first supermodel. She was a big she has over
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  Speaker 1: five hundred covers, she's on Vogue's she's done exercise equipment
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  Speaker 1: and she's done everything. And there wouldn't be like a
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  Speaker 1: Tyra Banks. There wouldn't be Giselle, there wouldn't be these people.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't for her first she did a first.
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  Speaker 6: She's like an og.
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  Speaker 1: Og right, So I'm interviewing her, she's interviewed me, and
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  Speaker 1: after we're done with the interview, we were going to
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  Speaker 1: take a picture together and she tells me this tip
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  Speaker 1: about modeling that completely changed my mind. You know, there's
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  Speaker 1: always these little things that you always learn about pictures
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  Speaker 1: of how to get that face. She goes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: how to take a model face?
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  Speaker 6: Like, what do you do right now, Painton, what do
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  Speaker 6: you like sucking in like my cheeks to almost like
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  Speaker 6: give like a fish like but not like fishy. And
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  Speaker 6: then I'm like trying to like suck in my double chin.
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  Speaker 5: I've always heard the one that if you stick your
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  Speaker 5: tongue on the roof of your mouth, it gets rid
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  Speaker 5: of your double chin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've heard that too. She says to me,
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  Speaker 1: this is how you do it. Now. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: you guys to do I want to do it one
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  Speaker 1: at a time, and I want us all to do
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  Speaker 1: it in heart. We have these cameras in here, and
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  Speaker 1: by the way, since she's told it to me, I've
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  Speaker 1: done it a thousand times. I can't stop doing it pictures. No,
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  Speaker 1: not yet. Well I think I look stupid it almost
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  Speaker 1: every picture I take. Okay, okay, you are so okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I'll do it first. So you guys, this is
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  Speaker 1: exactly how she told me. Okay, she would go to
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  Speaker 1: take a picture. So this this is my camera, camera one.
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  Speaker 1: So you go like this, you go like this, you
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  Speaker 1: go hey, you just say hey, and you keep your
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  Speaker 1: mouth open. Hey.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, you looks like you're ready to eat some soup.
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  Speaker 6: That's what it looks excited, Hey, Like what's the emotion
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  Speaker 6: behind that?
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  Speaker 2: He ticked off?
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  Speaker 1: Hey? And when you say hey and you keep your
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  Speaker 1: mouth open, that's that's like like you're.
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  Speaker 2: Just seeing somebody that you haven't seen for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, And that's your smile. That's your smile for the camera.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll post the picture of heard me and she's
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  Speaker 1: saying hey, and I'm saying hey, but I look like
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  Speaker 1: I just got hit in the face of the mat.
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  Speaker 6: I'm supposed to like make your like miles soft, she said.
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  Speaker 1: She says that make sure she did a whole think
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  Speaker 1: she goes it makes your eyes relax, It makes your if.
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  Speaker 6: You have botos in your face.
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  Speaker 1: And she doesn't have botox, she doesn't do that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: But she's like, hey, so try Kyle, you go first
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  Speaker 1: in the camera, camera.
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  Speaker 5: To please okay, hey, hey, can you see Hey.
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  Speaker 4: I'm right behind Kyle's camera.
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  Speaker 2: It looks really good from here.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Peyton, do it.
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  Speaker 6: This is so silly. Hey, you see what I'm saying
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  Speaker 6: you when you say hey, when you're.
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  Speaker 1: Done saying the word, hey, that's the picture. It looks
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  Speaker 1: it looks good. Dude, you say, hey, you close your mouth,
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  Speaker 1: don't close your mouth. Don't close your mouth. There.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, I feel so stupid because I'm moving my body.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel stupid. But when you take the picture,
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  Speaker 1: when you're taking the picture, you do quietly to yourself,
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  Speaker 1: you whistling. When next time people come in here, when
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  Speaker 1: we take Patres, just go all the.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, just like that.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Hey see yeah, Hey, I don't know man, your face. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I don't think there's anything that's gonna save that.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: We see.
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  Speaker 5: But Rich is putting more emotion behind the head, which
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  Speaker 5: is why the emotion behind the hay matters, because you
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  Speaker 5: could be angry.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, and then that's probably I don't think angry. She
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  Speaker 1: was this exactly what she's but you just go, you
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  Speaker 1: just go, hey, hey, hey, and that makes you money,
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  Speaker 1: that gives you the face that you need for pictures,
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  Speaker 1: for smiling, for whatever you do.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, and this woman is like, I mean, she's super maul.
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  Speaker 6: She she's probably like perfect. So it doesn't matter what
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  Speaker 6: she said. She probably looks.
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  Speaker 7: Greats and looks fine like pickles and should we get
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  Speaker 7: in a freeze frame of Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: If you think about it, if you think people say gee,
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  Speaker 1: he says, because when you say teas, it made you
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  Speaker 1: want to say it made you look like you were smiling,
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  Speaker 1: but it's weird, and said it's instead, Hey, ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you've been practicing.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, supermodels, not for us. I went into the bathroom,
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  Speaker 1: I was washing my hands. I'm just in the mirror.
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  Speaker 1: Watchman's going.
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  Speaker 4: That's when you say, when you look in the mirror.
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  Speaker 4: I usually come the mirror and I say, oh, dear God,
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  Speaker 4: that's what I usually say.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? No, no, no, Richard.
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  Speaker 6: That was silly.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Elle, good morning, you're on there. What's happening?
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  Speaker 8: Hey, good morning? How are you guys.
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Hello? Oh Elle, did you just switch over
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  Speaker 1: to your you switch over to your bluetooth.
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  Speaker 8: I'm trying to prevent from switching. I'm in the car.
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  Speaker 8: It's like trying to automatically do it, trying to put
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  Speaker 8: the phone in my ear. Okay, perfect?
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 8: So? I was listening to the show I think yesterday
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  Speaker 8: or the day before, and you guys were talking about
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  Speaker 8: the news with the left weight, talk about the news
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  Speaker 8: with what I wanted to tell you guys about the
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  Speaker 8: Southwest flight. I heard you guys going over that incident,
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  Speaker 8: the security breach that they had where they had to uh,
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  Speaker 8: they had to come on the plane, and they you
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  Speaker 8: guys were questioning the hands up, hands up, heads down,
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  Speaker 8: So I wanted to answer to that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: So they basically had a couple of different reasons why
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  Speaker 8: they were having a person of interest. They thought that
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  Speaker 8: the guy might have had a bomb in the cargo
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  Speaker 8: or whatever. But the commands were actually coming from the
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  Speaker 8: flight attendants because they were anticipating that the FEDS would
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  Speaker 8: come on board and if they have to, you know,
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  Speaker 8: shoot the guy, take him out. They want everybody's hands
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  Speaker 8: up and heads down, just to prevent there being anybody
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  Speaker 8: else getting hurt, and so it was a big security thing.
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  Speaker 8: But I wanted to say I also looked into the
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  Speaker 8: reasoning behind it, and it looks like the guy had
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  Speaker 8: a timer set on his phone and he was concerned
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  Speaker 8: about his luggage, which they ended up putting in the cargo,
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  Speaker 8: and so he kept asking about the luggage. He had
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  Speaker 8: a weird timer, and so that's why they, you know,
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  Speaker 8: ended up diverting and stopping in Atlanta exactly. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 8: then I heard that what it turned out to be,
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  Speaker 8: because they did let him go. Like you guys said,
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  Speaker 8: what I guess it was is that he wanted to
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  Speaker 8: observe and pray for Ramadan, so he had a timer
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  Speaker 8: set for that time.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought, yeah, somebody was looking over his shoulder
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  Speaker 1: and was watching on his phone, so they reported him.
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  Speaker 8: I heard you guys say that too, but I didn't
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  Speaker 8: find anything about that. I bet you that could have
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  Speaker 8: been a thing. But basically, what a lot of people
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  Speaker 8: don't understand is the flight attendants the cabin is our area.
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  Speaker 8: So if they're feeling concerned or worried and they make
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  Speaker 8: the call as a crew, you know, whether the pilots
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  Speaker 8: are in the know or not whether they want that
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  Speaker 8: person to be, you know, gone or off the plane.
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  Speaker 8: It's totally up to them because they're the ones that
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  Speaker 8: will have to deal with it, and they're the ones
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  Speaker 8: that get to observe all the all the behaviors and
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  Speaker 8: things like that our flight you're.
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  Speaker 2: A flight attendant. Sounds like because you said we have control.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I spoke to you guys last time I
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  Speaker 8: do private jets. Now we were talking about Leonardo DiCaprio
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  Speaker 8: and everything.
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  Speaker 2: Do you feel like passengers are getting weirder and weirder?
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  Speaker 8: You know, I do believe that they are getting a
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  Speaker 8: little bit more unhinged. It seems like maybe because of COVID,
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  Speaker 8: they went so much longer without swing that they forgot
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  Speaker 8: the etiquette and stuff behind it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you guys?
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  Speaker 8: Do we just hear more stories.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of COVID today? Six years ago today is a
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  Speaker 1: day that it was like pandemic, no stop, it was worse. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: six years ago today? All right, Elle, thank you?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, funny enough, I almost got stuck in Singapore during
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  Speaker 8: all this when I was when I was working for
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  Speaker 8: commercial airlines at the time. But the other thing I
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  Speaker 8: wanted to say too, was the I live in Vegas now,
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  Speaker 8: and I don't know if Peyton got the official invite,
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  Speaker 8: but if she does have to get married this weekend,
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  Speaker 8: I would love to be a witness if she needs
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  Speaker 8: anybody or if they're allow it.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, that's so fun. Yeah, we actually did
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  Speaker 6: decide that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, no, no, no, don't say anything. Don't say the
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  Speaker 1: teaserk No, not you, Paine. We're gonna get Payne's got
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  Speaker 1: a huge wedding update. We're gonna get to it another
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  Speaker 1: point during the show.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, perfect, We'll save my info and if you need
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  Speaker 8: someone there, I'd love to celebrate you guys.
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  Speaker 1: All right, thanks Elle, thank you. We got Sons tickets
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  Speaker 1: on the line in the next hour. In fact, a
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  Speaker 1: former Sons player made national news yesterday. Do you guys
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  Speaker 1: see that? Yes, you see that Painton? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: what's his face? Bam? What's his name?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, bam, I saw that. I didn't know he
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  Speaker 6: played for the Suns. I just know that that's Asia
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  Speaker 6: Wilson's boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: That's Asia Wilson's. The dude scored like eighty three points.
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  Speaker 1: He beat Kobe Bryant.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the second most like highest scoring NBA player
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  Speaker 6: of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Bam, i'm adeo right here, let's check it out. This zoom.
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  Speaker 7: Eighty three points, the second highest scoring game in Indian history,
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  Speaker 7: and here up front of the.
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  Speaker 1: Crowd, we feel you at home. It's crazy, man, eighty
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  Speaker 1: three points. That's so nuts.
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  Speaker 6: I thought it was so insane. It was so fun
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  Speaker 6: to see Asia Wilson in the crowd and all of
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  Speaker 6: like the tweets that I was seeing. I kind of
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  Speaker 6: loved it because Asia Wilson, his girlfriend, is like four
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  Speaker 6: time WNBA MVP, Like she's the goat.
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  Speaker 1: She never really highest, she's tied for like the highest score.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're both the highest leading scores in the WNBA
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  Speaker 6: and the NBA. But everyone's like, band must have been
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  Speaker 6: watching film on Asia because he is right now.