Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / Bad Survivor Improv
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- 0:00Speaker 1: All right, take it away. Mary listening to me.
- 0:07Speaker 2: And that's my favorite color. Let's go.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Welcome ARCSS Sanctuary. I'm no longer in an alley, but
- 0:31Speaker 3: I'm still smooth.
- 0:36Speaker 2: You know what's bad. But the only bad thing about
- 0:39Speaker 2: us playing Mary's song Pink as the theme song of
- 0:42Speaker 2: this show is that it does not count as a
- 0:45Speaker 2: stream for her on Spotify every time, because she deserves it.
- 0:50Speaker 2: It's such a great song. So you hear that, listeners
- 0:53Speaker 2: go stream it.
- 0:55Speaker 4: Be interested to see if there's a making the Merge
- 0:57Speaker 4: bump happening in the analytics of this song.
- 1:01Speaker 2: You know, I would. I would hope so. I would
- 1:03Speaker 2: hope everybody's really into it.
- 1:06Speaker 3: I also hope so, and I hope Jonathan shows up
- 1:09Speaker 3: to the next making the dude.
- 1:11Speaker 4: I will say this that I did, in fact tell
- 1:15Speaker 4: Kristen today that I missed you guys, and that it
- 1:18Speaker 4: was weird not interacting as much for the past what
- 1:23Speaker 4: seven years that I've not been on the podcast now
- 1:25Speaker 4: is what it feels like, Yeah, something like that. But
- 1:30Speaker 4: I did watch this past week's episode, and I'm not
- 1:35Speaker 4: thrilled with the outcome. I I really got to this
- 1:40Speaker 4: point where I felt like Juwan was going to maybe
- 1:45Speaker 4: be my guy, you know, because he started playing such
- 1:49Speaker 4: a good game and I just thought he was great,
- 1:52Speaker 4: and then I mean he just he played a.
- 1:55Speaker 5: Little bit too.
- 1:58Speaker 4: You know when people start thinking like I owned this game,
- 2:01Speaker 4: and then you're the ones that always end up in the.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Mess, like Gabe. I think Gabe when I think of
- 2:07Speaker 2: that archetype of a player, and I've said that I
- 2:09Speaker 2: think I called Alex a good comparison to Gabe or Tease,
- 2:15Speaker 2: but I think Juwan actually ended up kind of fulfilling
- 2:18Speaker 2: that role.
- 2:19Speaker 4: Juwan really surprised me this season, and I'm proud to
- 2:23Speaker 4: say that he was on my team. And I have
- 2:26Speaker 4: not listened to y'all's recap because I just watched the
- 2:29Speaker 4: episode last night, but I did want to say, Riz
- 2:33Speaker 4: God throwing a fake idol out there at Tribal, it's
- 2:38Speaker 4: really fascinating because.
- 2:41Speaker 5: At first I was like, why would you do that?
- 2:43Speaker 4: It's just going to be said of fake, and then
- 2:44Speaker 4: I thought, oh, maybe he's just trying to make it
- 2:46Speaker 4: seem like he doesn't have an actual idol anymore to
- 2:49Speaker 4: take the heat off. But it's pretty good. So anyway,
- 2:53Speaker 4: great episode overall. Not happy with the way it ended,
- 2:56Speaker 4: but loved that he took riz Gods, He's like, isn't
- 3:02Speaker 4: gonna get back anyway. I'm glad to be back talking
- 3:06Speaker 4: game with everyone.
- 3:07Speaker 3: Yeah, Jiwan, he really just should have taken out Rizzo
- 3:10Speaker 3: and Savannah when he had the power position instead of
- 3:12Speaker 3: letting MC go.
- 3:14Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he took it well. I thought he.
- 3:18Speaker 5: I thought he lost like a real champ. You know. Yes,
- 3:21Speaker 5: there's the people that are like angry, and you could
- 3:23Speaker 5: feel it.
- 3:24Speaker 4: He felt genuinely like, I'm just glad to have done
- 3:27Speaker 4: it and made it this far.
- 3:28Speaker 5: I love everybody here. Good game.
- 3:30Speaker 2: So Jonathan, you he wouldn't have heard this because you
- 3:32Speaker 2: haven't listened to our episode. But what I said, and
- 3:35Speaker 2: I think you'll agree with me, is if they do
- 3:37Speaker 2: a new Era's All Star season, I would like to
- 3:40Speaker 2: see Juwan.
- 3:41Speaker 4: I would totally agree with that. He feels memorable, like
- 3:45Speaker 4: in his own very unique space. So yeah, r I
- 3:50Speaker 4: p Juwan.
- 3:51Speaker 1: Yep rip to the Juwan sauce.
- 3:55Speaker 2: Jonathan, You're not to one player.
- 3:59Speaker 5: This is all part of the plan, guys.
- 4:03Speaker 3: The plan was to be the first person to only
- 4:06Speaker 3: have one player.
- 4:07Speaker 4: Y'all just think that I only have one player. Just
- 4:10Speaker 4: I can't take it that far, can't I?
- 4:12Speaker 1: But you're gonna are you gonna say? Has multiple personalities?
- 4:15Speaker 2: Yes, I tell everyone who your last player?
- 4:21Speaker 4: Can we talk about the fact that she was my
- 4:23Speaker 4: last pick too? She was the last pick and she
- 4:27Speaker 4: was the one that the dice rolled for, and I
- 4:32Speaker 4: out loud said, I think interesting game though she really is.
- 4:42Speaker 3: I think she's next out. But she's been a very
- 4:44Speaker 3: fun part of the season.
- 4:45Speaker 5: I have a bad feeling too.
- 4:48Speaker 4: I did love by the way her lie where she
- 4:51Speaker 4: wanted it to seem like her and Juwan we're not
- 4:53Speaker 4: talking about anything. So she gave him the most realistic
- 4:59Speaker 4: sage conversation piece ever, which was tell them that my
- 5:02Speaker 4: thoughts are really bad and that's why I'm over here.
- 5:06Speaker 5: And they asked zero questions after that.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that tracks.
- 5:12Speaker 5: Yeah, They were like, that does sound like she would
- 5:14Speaker 5: say that.
- 5:15Speaker 3: So, Jonathan, are you nervous because we've discussed the punishment
- 5:19Speaker 3: is the loser of the draft has to watch all
- 5:21Speaker 3: eight episodes or whatever it is of the Road on
- 5:24Speaker 3: CBS by Blake Shelton and Keith Urban.
- 5:27Speaker 4: I believe, yeah, yeah, I am a certified non country listeners.
- 5:34Speaker 2: So there is.
- 5:35Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, you say this, but part of what
- 5:37Speaker 4: I've done a lot of is music listening challenges. So
- 5:41Speaker 4: I feel like if I've got a challenge, I can
- 5:43Speaker 4: make it happen.
- 5:44Speaker 3: But this is different. This is Blake Shelton. He's gonna
- 5:47Speaker 3: be like, they're gonna be doing interviews with him, and
- 5:49Speaker 3: he's like, man, the Road is just something different.
- 5:52Speaker 1: You know. It's just you hear the call and you
- 5:56Speaker 1: got it.
- 5:56Speaker 5: I heard the call of the Road. Yeah, you know.
- 6:01Speaker 4: I'm not gonna I'm not saying I'm looking forward to it,
- 6:04Speaker 4: but I will say that if Sage goes out and
- 6:08Speaker 4: is not my winning Queen of the season, then can
- 6:13Speaker 4: I can watch it with dignity?
- 6:15Speaker 2: Okay, that's fair. The dice have failed you. That's enough
- 6:19Speaker 2: of us talking about this last could we have a
- 6:22Speaker 2: game to play?
- 6:23Speaker 3: We do, But first we're gonna talk about the new
- 6:25Speaker 3: Katy Perry news. Oh oh, you know, anytime there's a
- 6:31Speaker 3: big Katie update, we got to mention it on the Sanctuary.
- 6:34Speaker 3: So Katie Perry set to recover one point eight million
- 6:38Speaker 3: after prolonged legal battle over Montecito mansion. And what's important
- 6:43Speaker 3: to note here is that she is in this huge
- 6:47Speaker 3: legal battle with a dying veteran.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Yeah, so, yeah, congrats Katie.
- 6:53Speaker 2: I guess I've been seeing some there's some Katie shooters
- 6:57Speaker 2: out there defending Katie for this.
- 7:00Speaker 4: You know what I always say, what we need more
- 7:02Speaker 4: of is more homeless veterans.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Yes, I guess that's what Katie believes.
- 7:09Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, I haven't looked too deeply into it.
- 7:12Speaker 2: So I don't know.
- 7:12Speaker 3: I'm not going to put a judgment on either person
- 7:15Speaker 3: in the situation. I'm gonna really dive into the context
- 7:19Speaker 3: and everything, and I'll come back next week with my
- 7:22Speaker 3: final opinion.
- 7:24Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, you do some research and then come back
- 7:27Speaker 2: next week and give us the give us the final
- 7:30Speaker 2: verdict because I'll trust your opinion on it. I won't
- 7:32Speaker 2: do any research. I'll trust you.
- 7:34Speaker 1: And so now we have a game.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Oh, it's everyone's favorite part of the sanctuary.
- 7:41Speaker 5: I don't know, how do we.
- 7:42Speaker 3: That was the shortest Katy Perry segment we've ever done.
- 7:45Speaker 3: You just like five or ten minutes.
- 7:47Speaker 2: But yeah, there's really just not much to say about
- 7:50Speaker 2: this lady.
- 7:51Speaker 5: No. Yeah, and there's no space trip.
- 7:53Speaker 3: That's why I don't know this one this Katy Perry
- 7:56Speaker 3: story seems pretty depressing.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Compared to the other one.
- 7:59Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been like, you know, she's dating Justin Trudeau,
- 8:02Speaker 3: or she almost fell off a giant like winged eagle
- 8:05Speaker 3: on her tour, or I don't know a lot of stuff.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Orlando Bloom.
- 8:09Speaker 3: But this time it's just it's pretty sad. So we're
- 8:12Speaker 3: gonna move on to the game, which is I don't
- 8:16Speaker 3: I didn't come up with a name for it, so
- 8:17Speaker 3: I'm just Survivor, the Survivor theater. I was gonna say,
- 8:22Speaker 3: do you want to be in an alliance with me?
- 8:25Speaker 2: That's a good I like that. I like that.
- 8:27Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So this is how this works.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Whoever is in charge of the scene, Like you pick
- 8:31Speaker 3: who you're gonna play, and then you pick another person
- 8:34Speaker 3: to be in the scene with you, and you tell
- 8:36Speaker 3: them who they're going to play, and then you try
- 8:39Speaker 3: to pitch being in an alliance to them.
- 8:42Speaker 4: Oh man, now I'm like having to go through a
- 8:46Speaker 4: catalog of Survivor players and you have to.
- 8:49Speaker 3: Think about who's left this. We got seven people left. Yeah,
- 8:52Speaker 3: you know he wants to kick this off.
- 8:56Speaker 2: I think you should?
- 8:57Speaker 1: Yeah, why not think I should?
- 8:58Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, all right, well, I think from my first one,
- 9:04Speaker 3: I'm gonna be Stephen.
- 9:08Speaker 1: And Jonathan. I want you to be Sage.
- 9:12Speaker 5: I could feel it.
- 9:14Speaker 4: I'm looking at that man dead in the eyes, and
- 9:16Speaker 4: I'm like, he's gonna pick me and gonna say to me.
- 9:18Speaker 5: Sage, all right, let me get my gas ready.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Okay, this is this is Stephen pitching to Sage.
- 9:24Speaker 5: Okay.
- 9:26Speaker 3: Uh hey, hey, Sage, can I talk to you for
- 9:29Speaker 3: a minute?
- 9:30Speaker 5: Uh okay.
- 9:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:34Speaker 3: I was just thinking, like you know, with the size
- 9:38Speaker 3: of our our universe and everything, if you think about it,
- 9:41Speaker 3: at the end of the day, this game is pretty insignificant.
- 9:46Speaker 3: Like our Milky Way galaxy is just one of the
- 9:49Speaker 3: billions of galaxies in the observable universe. It's estimated to
- 9:53Speaker 3: be about one hundred thousand light years in diameter. It
- 9:56Speaker 3: contains about one hundred billion stars. So I was just
- 9:59Speaker 3: thinking that, like in the grand scheme of things, this
- 10:02Speaker 3: game is pretty insignificant. So I was just going to
- 10:06Speaker 3: ask you, if you could vote for yourself tonight.
- 10:11Speaker 5: Myself tonight, Why why would you say for me to
- 10:15Speaker 5: do that?
- 10:16Speaker 4: Because because, like I mean, Branda has just been playing
- 10:19Speaker 4: against you this this whole time.
- 10:21Speaker 5: But makes you think that we're friends, Like what why
- 10:24Speaker 5: would you do this? Why would you say that?
- 10:26Speaker 3: I mean, at the end of the day, it's me
- 10:28Speaker 3: or you next unless one of us wins immunity.
- 10:31Speaker 1: I think we both know that.
- 10:33Speaker 3: So, like with with how big the universe is, like
- 10:35Speaker 3: the size is still unknown and difficult to comprehend. So
- 10:39Speaker 3: I mean, I want to stick around, but what I'm
- 10:41Speaker 3: trying to say to you is, at the end of
- 10:43Speaker 3: the day, the game doesn't matter all that much. So
- 10:46Speaker 3: I want you to vote for yourself.
- 10:48Speaker 5: Okay que to a talking head interview of sage.
- 10:52Speaker 2: Quickly Okay, okay, so confessional.
- 10:56Speaker 4: So Stephen comes up to me and he starts pitching
- 10:59Speaker 4: that I'm going to start voting for myself, and just
- 11:04Speaker 4: like a blackhead, my battles, I try to pick them,
- 11:07Speaker 4: and so I'm just gonna go ahead and say that
- 11:11Speaker 4: I'm gonna do this. But in reality, Steven's gotta go.
- 11:16Speaker 4: Him and Savannah are toxic to this, and I don't
- 11:19Speaker 4: think I can work with them anymore.
- 11:22Speaker 5: End scene.
- 11:23Speaker 2: Can I cut in? Can I cut in? Jonathan's stage
- 11:28Speaker 2: impression and PD's Carolyn impression very similar? You're right, but
- 11:34Speaker 2: they're both they're both very accurate to their own player.
- 11:39Speaker 2: It's very interesting.
- 11:40Speaker 5: That is fascinating. I didn't even think about that.
- 11:44Speaker 1: I did kind of.
- 11:45Speaker 3: I played with the premise a little bit that wasn't
- 11:47Speaker 3: so much pitching to be in an alliance, and it, yeah,
- 11:49Speaker 3: you know, it's pitching something else.
- 11:52Speaker 4: So now I'm back on the beach with Steven, and
- 11:56Speaker 4: I'm gonna.
- 11:57Speaker 5: Say, well, I can't make any promise.
- 12:00Speaker 4: But I'm gonna say that there's definitely a world where
- 12:04Speaker 4: maybe I could go home. I mean, we've all been
- 12:06Speaker 4: out here for so long, but I would just want
- 12:09Speaker 4: to make sure that I'm that it's what's best for
- 12:12Speaker 4: everybody's game. And I just don't know if that's gonna
- 12:16Speaker 4: be you staying or not. I just don't know if
- 12:19Speaker 4: I can go with it. But I'm not saying no.
- 12:23Speaker 3: Well, I'm really glad that you're at least taking it
- 12:25Speaker 3: into consideration, Sage, because, like I said, survivor not that important.
- 12:31Speaker 3: The sky is really big.
- 12:33Speaker 4: But Savannah just told me yesterday that that she didn't
- 12:38Speaker 4: want to vote me out and was going to vote
- 12:40Speaker 4: you out.
- 12:41Speaker 3: What really, she didn't she told me that, but but
- 12:46Speaker 3: but I talked to Savannah about the like I was
- 12:48Speaker 3: gonna tell you to vote for yourself and if that
- 12:50Speaker 3: went well, then But I thought we were on the
- 12:52Speaker 3: same page about.
- 12:53Speaker 5: That, well don't. I don't know about that. Sometimes it
- 12:56Speaker 5: seems like.
- 12:57Speaker 3: But when I told Savannah about my idea to vote you,
- 13:00Speaker 3: she picked up a machete and she just got this
- 13:01Speaker 3: really like crazy look in her eyes. She started chopping
- 13:05Speaker 3: a tree over and over again with the machete, and she's.
- 13:07Speaker 5: Like, I like her eyes.
- 13:09Speaker 4: Really, it's pretty spooky when you watch your get that
- 13:12Speaker 4: look in her eyes like that. And scene Yeah, I
- 13:17Speaker 4: was like, we've now ended up in uncharted waters.
- 13:20Speaker 2: If I was the leader of this improv troop, I
- 13:23Speaker 2: would have ended this a while.
- 13:24Speaker 1: You would have, ye.
- 13:26Speaker 5: A little bit. We're seeming a little bit like that
- 13:28Speaker 5: Wilmington improv group.
- 13:33Speaker 1: All right, Chase your up, okay.
- 13:36Speaker 2: From my scene, I'm Detective Sophie Segretti and I'm on
- 13:40Speaker 2: the case and PD you are Savannah, Okay, okay, and
- 13:48Speaker 2: I am trying to pitch you into us working together
- 13:52Speaker 2: and setting up a final two wow. All right, And
- 13:59Speaker 2: scene it was eight thirty in the morning.
- 14:04Speaker 3: Chase has a cigarette and to say it, we need
- 14:06Speaker 3: to point that out.
- 14:09Speaker 2: Morning, the sun had just peeked over the horizon of Fiji,
- 14:14Speaker 2: and I looked and I saw a dame walk in
- 14:16Speaker 2: my way, the dame that had been controlling this game
- 14:20Speaker 2: since day one, Savannah. She walked up to me and she.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Said, hey, Sigarette, I know we've had a bit of
- 14:31Speaker 3: a rivalry so far. I was thinking maybe we could
- 14:34Speaker 3: have the Challenge Beast alliance and go all the way
- 14:37Speaker 3: to the inn together.
- 14:39Speaker 2: She tried to get me to join her two person alliance.
- 14:42Speaker 2: But here's the thing. I want this bitch gone. I
- 14:45Speaker 2: want this bitch dad and gone. But I can't just
- 14:49Speaker 2: say that to the Dame. So what I tell her
- 14:51Speaker 2: I go along with her playing. I need her in
- 14:55Speaker 2: the game for as long as I'm in the game,
- 14:57Speaker 2: because as long as she's in the game, she's the
- 14:59Speaker 2: cha Challenge Beast to take the heat off of me.
- 15:03Speaker 2: So I'll go along with her strategy. Yes, Savannah, long
- 15:11Speaker 2: puff of my cigarette. I think that's a great idea.
- 15:14Speaker 2: I think I think, in fact, we could go all
- 15:16Speaker 2: the way to the final two. What do you think
- 15:18Speaker 2: about that?
- 15:20Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea.
- 15:21Speaker 3: I mean, and cigarette, I mean, uh, what do they
- 15:26Speaker 3: call her Sophie or yeah, yellow Yellow Sophie. I just
- 15:33Speaker 3: there's there's something that I don't know if this is
- 15:36Speaker 3: gonna change anything, like it changed our dynamic.
- 15:39Speaker 1: But there's just something that.
- 15:42Speaker 3: I wanted to tell you that I've really been debating
- 15:46Speaker 3: on and it's kind of a big deal, and I'm
- 15:48Speaker 3: just really afraid you're not going to see me the
- 15:49Speaker 3: same way if I.
- 15:50Speaker 2: Tell her I slacked her. Spit it out, Burrow.
- 15:55Speaker 3: I I used to be on a local news channel.
- 16:00Speaker 1: I was. I was actually a news reporter.
- 16:08Speaker 2: God, what she just laid on my lap was heavier
- 16:13Speaker 2: than an anvila in the nineteen thirties. It was like
- 16:15Speaker 2: I was working construction and I forgot my hard hat.
- 16:18Speaker 4: Daddy.
- 16:19Speaker 2: She used to be a news reporter. Everybody knows that
- 16:22Speaker 2: that's the worst job that you could possibly have in
- 16:24Speaker 2: the game of Survivor. I've played with lawyers, I've played
- 16:27Speaker 2: with cops, but the every time I've played with a
- 16:29Speaker 2: news reporter, I got popped. I knew I couldn't trust her.
- 16:34Speaker 2: She had to go. So this final two was no
- 16:37Speaker 2: mo and scene.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Wow, that was great.
- 16:42Speaker 5: That was yeah, that was awesome.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Really, I brought a prop for an audio podcast.
- 16:47Speaker 4: I liked the moment when you said, long puff of
- 16:51Speaker 4: my cigarette.
- 16:56Speaker 2: I'm detective to Greddy and I'm on the case.
- 16:59Speaker 3: Oh man, hey, Johonathan, how awesome is it that it's
- 17:04Speaker 3: Sigarette's voice on that.
- 17:05Speaker 4: Now crazy p d let me know before he dropped
- 17:09Speaker 4: that in there, he was like, she has said this
- 17:12Speaker 4: and it was crazy. Well at first, he said, how
- 17:15Speaker 4: crazy is it that I have this audio? And I said,
- 17:18Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 17:19Speaker 5: He said she sent it, and I went, who what?
- 17:23Speaker 5: Who sent what?
- 17:24Speaker 4: And he said, I'm going to replace the audio inside,
- 17:27Speaker 4: and I said, what audio are we talking about?
- 17:31Speaker 1: I thought you had access to the d MS.
- 17:33Speaker 4: So I just I was just sitting there, so I
- 17:36Speaker 4: was like, what is talking about? It's really cool, it's
- 17:40Speaker 4: really awesome.
- 17:40Speaker 3: Thank you Sophie, thank you Sgrette. Excuse me, we don't
- 17:45Speaker 3: say the S word on this show.
- 17:49Speaker 2: For either one of them. It's either baldy or cigarette.
- 17:52Speaker 5: Yeah, which does start with.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Thank you Sophie.
- 17:58Speaker 5: Be amazing?
- 18:00Speaker 1: All right, Jonathan, you're.
- 18:01Speaker 5: Up, Okay, okay.
- 18:04Speaker 3: I I feel like Jonathan forgot about the premise before
- 18:07Speaker 3: we started recording, and so this is gonna be interesting.
- 18:12Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm having this moment where I'm like, I don't
- 18:14Speaker 4: wanna I'm gonna play.
- 18:18Speaker 5: I'm gonna play. Who am I gonna play? I'm gonna play? Dude?
- 18:24Speaker 5: What is happening to me?
- 18:26Speaker 4: Because now all I can think about is Juwan because
- 18:29Speaker 4: he left?
- 18:31Speaker 5: I play.
- 18:33Speaker 1: Do you want a list of who all's left?
- 18:34Speaker 5: Dude?
- 18:35Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 18:35Speaker 3: Give me Avanna, Sophie, Christina or Christina.
- 18:41Speaker 4: I thought about that. Okay, how about this. I'm gonna
- 18:43Speaker 4: play Christina?
- 18:46Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and Chase.
- 18:49Speaker 4: I want you to play riz God Okay, okay, all right,
- 18:55Speaker 4: so I'm gonna be trying to convince you to stick
- 18:59Speaker 4: with me. Okay, I mean, let me get in like
- 19:03Speaker 4: a nice, soft spoken, kind voice, because that feels like Christy. Hey, Rizzo,
- 19:09Speaker 4: can I can I talk to you just for like
- 19:10Speaker 4: a moment?
- 19:11Speaker 2: Yeah, if you spell my name real quick? Ari zz
- 19:14Speaker 2: g O d bit it's one Z get it right, girl.
- 19:18Speaker 5: I just I wanted to add one more to it.
- 19:20Speaker 4: I felt like, can we just talk for like a
- 19:22Speaker 4: just a just a really quick second.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be cinema.
- 19:26Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, Hey, I noticed that I noticed
- 19:31Speaker 4: that you and Savannah like y'all are really close and
- 19:34Speaker 4: you're hanging out and and like I really love that
- 19:37Speaker 4: for you.
- 19:38Speaker 5: Yeah, that's yeah, that's I.
- 19:40Speaker 4: I But I'm thinking, how how could I just help
- 19:45Speaker 4: you in some way?
- 19:46Speaker 5: Like how could I go with you and Savannah?
- 19:49Speaker 4: Because I really think that the three of us we
- 19:52Speaker 4: could we could go the whole distance potentially.
- 19:56Speaker 2: Hey, the best thing that you can do for my
- 19:58Speaker 2: game is go home next week. Well, I.
- 20:03Speaker 5: Don't want to go home next week. I'm not done here.
- 20:06Speaker 4: I've got more to prove to myself and I've got
- 20:09Speaker 4: more to prove to you guys. And I really think
- 20:12Speaker 4: that that I should be with you guys towards the end,
- 20:16Speaker 4: like just giving me a shot. Like if we look
- 20:18Speaker 4: at Sage and Stephen, they're they're flipping a lot, and
- 20:22Speaker 4: I've been nothing but kind to you and Savannah, and
- 20:26Speaker 4: you know, it just makes me worried.
- 20:29Speaker 2: Oh Okay, I see what you're saying. Okay, you want
- 20:32Speaker 2: to be the zero vote finalists.
- 20:34Speaker 4: I'm not even saying that I want to be the
- 20:35Speaker 4: zero Vote finalist, but I want to prove it to
- 20:38Speaker 4: myself that I can make there.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I don't know if me letting you
- 20:45Speaker 2: come to the final three. Is you proving anything? It's
- 20:48Speaker 2: more of like just me proving my omnipotence as the
- 20:52Speaker 2: god of survivor, right right.
- 20:54Speaker 4: Right, Well, I don't know. Is there is there some
- 20:58Speaker 4: way that I can like just prove that I'm loyal?
- 21:01Speaker 2: Like yes, I'll tell you what if we do a
- 21:04Speaker 2: little freestyle rap song together, I'll think about it.
- 21:07Speaker 5: Okay, all right, let's drop a beat. Riz. I'm Christine
- 21:17Speaker 5: and I'm on an island. I've got an idol and
- 21:20Speaker 5: I'm gonna put in pockets. I didn't tell you that
- 21:22Speaker 5: that was accidental. I hope that I don't go completely mental.
- 21:27Speaker 2: Riz just found out she's got an idol. Everybody knows
- 21:31Speaker 2: that I'm suicidol. Whoa, oh, Riz?
- 21:35Speaker 5: You never you never told.
- 21:37Speaker 2: Us that it's been pretty hard out here on the island.
- 21:40Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well I'm always here as a shoulder to
- 21:44Speaker 4: cry on.
- 21:44Speaker 2: And you know, and see, I really couldn't think of
- 21:49Speaker 2: a word that rhymes with idol, like.
- 21:54Speaker 4: I as Christy just blurt out I have an idol
- 21:58Speaker 4: and it's literally the next because you're like, I might
- 22:01Speaker 4: kill myself.
- 22:02Speaker 3: Yeah, way to take it to outer space.
- 22:07Speaker 5: We're just revealing dark secrets. Then here's mine.
- 22:11Speaker 1: What a dark turn that man? That was bad.
- 22:14Speaker 2: I mean, if that's too bad, if that was too bad,
- 22:21Speaker 2: we could we could end it, we could edit out
- 22:23Speaker 2: that part. I just couldn't think of a word that
- 22:26Speaker 2: rhymed with idol.
- 22:29Speaker 5: That's true bridle.
- 22:31Speaker 2: Mmmm, if only I could go back ye do Oh,
- 22:38Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of another one. Just keep thinking
- 22:40Speaker 2: of I can't. I can't think of another one.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Tribal.
- 22:44Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, that's that's like a good slant rhyme, as
- 22:48Speaker 5: they would say. It's like you'd get away with it.
- 22:51Speaker 3: So I'm I'm back up? Can I can I double
- 22:53Speaker 3: down on the Rizzo stuff? I'm gonna be and I'm
- 22:57Speaker 3: gonna tap Chase okay and Chase. I want you who
- 23:03Speaker 3: hasn't been done yet? Is there anybody who we are Savannah?
- 23:09Speaker 1: Well, I was uh, baldy okay, Jeff.
- 23:18Speaker 3: So this is like I'm gonna be Rizzo when he's
- 23:22Speaker 3: super excited and you know, the kind of like the
- 23:26Speaker 3: Mario energy that we talk about.
- 23:29Speaker 2: And then who am I?
- 23:30Speaker 1: You're baldy okay, Jonathan.
- 23:32Speaker 3: If you listen to the last episode, there's a ton
- 23:34Speaker 3: of Mario but okay, so all right, I'm gonna kick
- 23:38Speaker 3: this off. This is Rizzo making a pitch to baldy mm.
- 23:47Speaker 1: I got got got.
- 23:55Speaker 5: Dang.
- 23:56Speaker 4: I didn't need to steal the thunder with a Rizzo.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Can you please take this seriously. We need to decide
- 24:05Speaker 2: if me and you were the final two, or if
- 24:08Speaker 2: you're gonna take Savannah to the final two.
- 24:10Speaker 4: Oh.
- 24:17Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know you don't want to
- 24:19Speaker 2: do that in Savannah because you've been so close with Savannah.
- 24:22Speaker 2: But we've been close together too, and I think you
- 24:24Speaker 2: have a better chance at the final tribal if it's me,
- 24:27Speaker 2: you and Christina versus me, you and Savannah. Oh my god,
- 24:43Speaker 2: oh my god, A secret just jumped out of the
- 24:45Speaker 2: water and roared in us. Are you Okayris, God, that's a.
- 25:09Speaker 1: True I had one more scenes, not over, so say
- 25:17Speaker 1: one more thing.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Okay, So look, it's you and me. We can win
- 25:26Speaker 2: this thing.
- 25:27Speaker 1: What do you say?
- 25:43Speaker 2: Damn it bult damn damn.
- 25:46Speaker 1: I think that's the hardest I've ever laughed on making
- 25:48Speaker 1: the merge. I'm crying right now.
- 25:53Speaker 5: Before that.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Give me to play that again more time?
- 26:00Speaker 5: About just show the last one?
- 26:18Speaker 1: Just have one more idea.
- 26:24Speaker 2: Let's yeah, let's let's do let's do one more if
- 26:27Speaker 2: you've got another one. But I think that was the peach.
- 26:29Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Okay, So I'm gonna be Juwan.
- 26:33Speaker 3: And I'll explain how I'm gonna be Juwan when I
- 26:37Speaker 3: get into it. So but then, Jonathan, I guess we
- 26:40Speaker 3: have to do a repeat. Now I think we've used everybody.
- 26:44Speaker 3: So Jonathan, how about we'll do Sage again.
- 26:48Speaker 1: You'll be Sage. Okay, just go with that, okay.
- 26:54Speaker 3: And this is like three a M and a little
- 27:00Speaker 3: bit and say it's just like gotten up. And she's
- 27:02Speaker 3: like walking on the beach. Okay, and she and she
- 27:08Speaker 3: hears this from the bushes, stay, hey, hey, say.
- 27:14Speaker 5: Hear this sound? And I just signed to just take
- 27:18Speaker 5: a look at it.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Who is it?
- 27:23Speaker 1: I escaped Ponderosa.
- 27:32Speaker 5: Here's the thing here.
- 27:34Speaker 1: You don't understand. I'm playing forty chess right now.
- 27:37Speaker 3: Okay, So when I got voted out, I took Rizzo's torch.
- 27:44Speaker 2: Jeff, you're enough.
- 27:46Speaker 3: Jeff's snuffed Rizzo's torch and I took it, so technically
- 27:50Speaker 3: I am not eliminated. I broke out of my room.
- 27:54Speaker 3: I smashed the window at Ponderosa and I ran over
- 27:57Speaker 3: here to find you.
- 27:59Speaker 5: I don't is that how that works?
- 28:01Speaker 2: Do you want?
- 28:01Speaker 1: Like?
- 28:02Speaker 4: I really, I would much rather it be you that's here.
- 28:05Speaker 4: But I don't think is that how this works? Is
- 28:09Speaker 4: Jeff gonna be okay with that?
- 28:11Speaker 3: See what, I'm gonna wait until tribal tonight and I'm
- 28:15Speaker 3: gonna sneak up in there, and that's when I'm gonna
- 28:17Speaker 3: talk to Uncle Jeff and I'm gonna tell him my
- 28:19Speaker 3: four DJs plan that Hey, Jeff, I escape bond Rosa
- 28:23Speaker 3: and now you snuff Rizzo's torture. I'm back in the game, baby,
- 28:27Speaker 3: And Uncle Jeff is gonna respect.
- 28:28Speaker 5: It, Okay.
- 28:31Speaker 4: I mean I have heard that if anybody's completely fine
- 28:34Speaker 4: with the game being flexible, it's Jeff Probes. So I
- 28:38Speaker 4: mean I think, go for it, maybe, but I don't
- 28:42Speaker 4: think I can be there for you when you do it.
- 28:46Speaker 1: But but here's what I have to ask.
- 28:48Speaker 5: I'm surprised I need.
- 28:50Speaker 1: You on my side.
- 28:51Speaker 5: Stage.
- 28:52Speaker 1: This is risky. No one's ever done this.
- 28:53Speaker 3: They did the twist where they brought people back one time,
- 28:56Speaker 3: but but they didn't you know, those people didn't escape and.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Do it themselves. Is like a big risk. I'm taking
- 29:01Speaker 1: I need you one, sage.
- 29:03Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I guess at tribal I could probably say
- 29:09Speaker 4: that I agree that you should be back, but I
- 29:12Speaker 4: don't think I can say that I know about it.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Okay, perfect, but odo odo, I gotta go productions after me.
- 29:21Speaker 5: I hear them, I hear them.
- 29:23Speaker 4: Tell them that we were just talking about forts.
- 29:27Speaker 1: I'm here.
- 29:30Speaker 5: Is gonna turn into a whole chase with I just.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that's all I got.
- 29:42Speaker 4: I slowly was turning into the Californians SML with my
- 29:46Speaker 4: sage yes. And then at one point I said, what
- 29:48Speaker 4: are you doing here? And I completely took it there
- 29:52Speaker 4: by accident.
- 29:53Speaker 1: If only we had planned a Carolyn and Sage.
- 29:55Speaker 2: One, oh yeah, oh yeah, that would have been good.
- 29:58Speaker 3: Maybe that would just be like Carolyn and Sage at
- 30:01Speaker 3: the survivor bar or something. Oh, Carolyn's had a couple
- 30:05Speaker 3: of drinks and then she walks up to SAYE. She's like, hey,
- 30:08Speaker 3: hey girl, I just love you were so authentically yourself.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Feel like I was.
- 30:15Speaker 5: I really appreciate that.
- 30:17Speaker 4: Like I was thinking about you the whole time I
- 30:20Speaker 4: was out on the island.
- 30:22Speaker 5: And I was thinking, how can I be myself.
- 30:26Speaker 4: So I started talking about the stuff that made everyone
- 30:29Speaker 4: feel gross and icky, but to me, it made me
- 30:32Speaker 4: feel at home.
- 30:33Speaker 3: Carolyn, girl, I appreciate that more than you even know.
- 30:39Speaker 4: Okay, can I buy you around or something?
- 30:44Speaker 1: You can buy me whatever you want. I mean, I
- 30:46Speaker 1: I'm one scrap. I mean I think, I wait, I think, Carolyn, there's.
- 30:51Speaker 3: A huge flaw in what I did here, because Carolyn
- 30:55Speaker 3: is sober and I made a mistake.
- 30:58Speaker 2: Give me one, Hey, I can fix this. I can
- 31:01Speaker 2: fix this all right. Uh. While they're at the bar, hurt,
- 31:05Speaker 2: Carolyn's sponsor, Scooby Doo pops up. Where would Scooby do be?
- 31:12Speaker 5: Do be do? What are you doing here? What just happened?
- 31:18Speaker 5: Scooby do?
- 31:20Speaker 2: Where are you these rights? Bar?
- 31:23Speaker 5: Carolyn?
- 31:24Speaker 2: I like Scoob, you gotta stop putting all these survival fantasies.
- 31:28Speaker 5: So no, if the old place is.
- 31:31Speaker 4: Full of gold rules and ghoules.
- 31:35Speaker 2: Run kitle.
- 31:41Speaker 4: Oh man, we're clearly acing it as an improv troup.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Guy.
- 31:46Speaker 1: Yeah, what would be our survivor base we do on tour?
- 31:51Speaker 2: What's our survivor based improving called?
- 31:53Speaker 5: Great question? Great question? Ponderosa?
- 31:59Speaker 2: You know?
- 32:01Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and we could we could call one of
- 32:04Speaker 4: our segments of Bonanza. Why did you say that like
- 32:10Speaker 4: we were gonna be like, yeah, I'm not.
- 32:14Speaker 5: I'm just go with it, Just go with it.
- 32:18Speaker 4: Sorry for thinking you would understand a TV reference.
- 32:23Speaker 2: The way Survivor this would be.
- 32:25Speaker 1: I think this should be our name.
- 32:28Speaker 2: I'm appreciative for CBS. I love CBS. That's a good
- 32:32Speaker 2: that's a good name. I'm appreciative for CBS. I love
- 32:34Speaker 2: CBS Live. I do hold on because I do see
- 32:40Speaker 2: a world where you could do a long form improv
- 32:43Speaker 2: show where it's like we're players on Survivor that I
- 32:48Speaker 2: could definitely see that being a being hate we vote
- 32:50Speaker 2: each other out, like we actually do a tribal council.
- 32:54Speaker 5: A little scripted non scripted action.
- 32:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that's actually a pretty great idea.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Let's let's let's call up Rob Cesternino.
- 33:04Speaker 4: And let's at.
- 33:06Speaker 2: The next our half event, will get an improv show going, yeah.
- 33:13Speaker 1: Where we do these terrible bits for.
- 33:17Speaker 2: We'll get We'll get Survivor alumni that are that could improv,
- 33:21Speaker 2: Like Mary and So would do a good job.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Okay, that would be so much fun.
- 33:27Speaker 2: We could do who else would be good?
- 33:31Speaker 5: John fair play?
- 33:33Speaker 2: Fair play?
- 33:34Speaker 3: Wait what if I title this episode bad survivor improv.
- 33:38Speaker 2: I think that's a good idea, even though I feel
- 33:40Speaker 2: like we kind of crushed it.
- 33:41Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it was the only bad thing that
- 33:45Speaker 4: happened here is that it ended a little bit.
- 33:48Speaker 3: The only bad thing is that I think Carolyn might
- 33:51Speaker 3: be sober and congratulations Carolyn. And then I did a
- 33:56Speaker 3: setup where she's drinking in a bar, so my bad
- 33:58Speaker 3: on that?
- 33:59Speaker 4: Do I feel guilty that myself has sage bought Carolyn
- 34:03Speaker 4: who said a drink?
- 34:05Speaker 2: Also, I accidentally rhymed idle she was tribal? What did
- 34:12Speaker 2: I I?
- 34:13Speaker 1: It was idle with suicidal Yeah?
- 34:15Speaker 2: Oh yeah suicidal? Yeah? Is this gonna be the one
- 34:26Speaker 2: that gets us canceled?
- 34:28Speaker 5: I feel like it would have happened by now.
- 34:31Speaker 2: At least.
- 34:31Speaker 3: I mean, I think I clearly felt bad about my
- 34:36Speaker 3: Caroline set up to that.
- 34:38Speaker 1: So does that cover me?
- 34:40Speaker 2: We can even edit that out if we need to.
- 34:42Speaker 4: I don't say we take the Bill Burr approach. Just
- 34:45Speaker 4: you can't cancel me, you know.
- 34:48Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I think we should take the Rizzo approach,
- 34:50Speaker 1: and I won't do the whole thing this time.
- 34:58Speaker 3: But also it is awesome that Rizzo DMed us despite
- 35:03Speaker 3: the fact that I've been going like way in on
- 35:05Speaker 3: this Mario bit for him, Well.
- 35:07Speaker 2: He thinks it's funny. He's got a good sense of humor.
- 35:10Speaker 5: That dude understands entertainment.
- 35:12Speaker 2: You can just yeah, yeah, he understands pro wrestling, which
- 35:15Speaker 2: is kind of what we build this show correctly.
- 35:18Speaker 3: I don't think Rizzo would mind me bringing this up
- 35:21Speaker 3: because he reached out, and I just want to point
- 35:24Speaker 3: out that he said that. He he just like unprompted,
- 35:27Speaker 3: he said, Detective Segrette is on the case.
- 35:30Speaker 5: Amazing and I love it.
- 35:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I really appreciated that. So thank you to the
- 35:33Speaker 3: riz g o D for tuning into the show.
- 35:36Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well, I think that's everything we got for
- 35:40Speaker 2: the Sanctuary this week.
- 35:41Speaker 5: Got let's do one more round of him?
- 35:42Speaker 3: Oh no, wait, wait wait, I do have one thing.
- 35:58Speaker 3: Me and Chase got a text from Brandon last night.
- 36:00Speaker 3: There was a tweet from Stephen about the fact that
- 36:04Speaker 3: he crossed out Shan.
- 36:06Speaker 1: And wrote Savannah.
- 36:07Speaker 2: Yes, I thought that he made.
- 36:10Speaker 3: He said, backstory, I accidentally called Savannah Shannon like four
- 36:14Speaker 3: or five times after the merge. It became a bit
- 36:16Speaker 3: of a running joke, so I thought this would be
- 36:18Speaker 3: a funny callback.
- 36:20Speaker 4: Do you think that anyone else picked up that was
- 36:23Speaker 4: a callback or do you think they took someone, tried
- 36:26Speaker 4: to write her down and then changed their mind.
- 36:28Speaker 3: I mean, if they all were in on the joke,
- 36:30Speaker 3: they knew, but they didn't show that running bit to anybody,
- 36:35Speaker 3: like any of the viewers. So for us, it was
- 36:37Speaker 3: just like, oh, Steven's an idiot.
- 36:42Speaker 5: He's just as bad as me.
- 36:44Speaker 4: It's basically what you're saying, because I also have been
- 36:46Speaker 4: getting everyone's names mixed up.
- 36:49Speaker 1: Yeah, but Stephen is not an idiot.
- 36:51Speaker 3: He's a wonderful person because he gave me an opportunity
- 36:54Speaker 3: to play my sound drop.
- 36:55Speaker 1: One more time fair Weather and I guess that does
- 37:09Speaker 1: it for the Sectuary.
- 37:12Speaker 4: I thought, for some reason we were like ending it
- 37:14Speaker 4: with that song, So then I stayed silent like a
- 37:17Speaker 4: good podcaster.
- 37:18Speaker 2: Hey, can we just end this podcast with a quick
- 37:22Speaker 2: prayer for Jonathan's in laws dog?
- 37:30Speaker 3: How about we tell Shannon I feel like Shannon's prayers
- 37:33Speaker 3: are more effective.
- 37:34Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Shannon, please pray for my in laws dog.
- 37:39Speaker 2: I have an idea for a new series we could do.
- 37:42Speaker 2: Maybe we could do this on YouTube. We buy Survivor
- 37:46Speaker 2: player cameos and we make them say the most insane
- 37:50Speaker 2: things ever. Like we get one from Shannon and we're like, hey,
- 37:53Speaker 2: can you just say a quick prayer for my in
- 37:54Speaker 2: law's dog?
- 37:56Speaker 3: You know, I kind of already get them to say
- 37:58Speaker 3: and say and stuff and then put it on the show.
- 38:00Speaker 1: I've been doing that.
- 38:00Speaker 5: For a little while.
- 38:02Speaker 4: In the surprise twist, guys, when I got to my
- 38:05Speaker 4: in laws and found out their dog was sick, Jeff
- 38:08Speaker 4: Probst immediately.
- 38:11Speaker 5: Coming over.
- 38:12Speaker 3: We've continually said, hey, we're gonna end the show now,
- 38:17Speaker 3: but how about next week we revisit the dogs. I'm
- 38:21Speaker 3: coming over, think because there's got to be fans of
- 38:24Speaker 3: our show who.
- 38:24Speaker 2: Have no idea, don't understand it. Let's do that, guys,
- 38:29Speaker 2: leave us. Can we get can we get ten of
- 38:32Speaker 2: you to leave us a review over on Apple Podcasts?
- 38:37Speaker 3: Yeah, so if we could get some reviews. How about this,
- 38:39Speaker 3: We're trying to hit let's say, one hundred reviews before
- 38:43Speaker 3: season fifty.
- 38:44Speaker 2: What are we at right now?
- 38:45Speaker 1: Seventy something?
- 38:47Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, if you guys can't help.
- 38:49Speaker 3: Us out Spotify, we're over one hundred.
- 38:53Speaker 2: Yeah, because Spotify is the superior podcast format.
- 38:56Speaker 3: I think Spotify is used by younger people, and we
- 38:59Speaker 3: are a gen Z podcast.
- 39:02Speaker 2: That's true. We're millennial sixty sixty six percent gen Z.
- 39:08Speaker 1: And then Jonathan, I like.
- 39:10Speaker 5: To think I've been a dub what.
- 39:12Speaker 2: Oh right now brand is millennialist as well. So it's
- 39:16Speaker 2: fifty to fifty sixty six percent.
- 39:19Speaker 1: G Baby Yeah, I.
- 39:25Speaker 2: Sixty six percent sounds like a fifty cent album. Yea yeah?
- 39:30Speaker 5: Oh man?
- 39:31Speaker 1: All right, Mary plays out.
- 39:35Speaker 2: It looks pink to me in that My Fables, my fabite.
- 39:49Speaker 6: You're about to hear some ads that helped keep the
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