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Cure For "The Ick" | Episode #308 | NSFW · Real. Guy. Pods.

• 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,260 - It's you, Ted, folks. 2 00:00:02,260 --> 00:00:05,060 - But first, dad jokes. 3 00:00:05,060 --> 00:00:06,660 - "Frazing Kid" seems really hard, 4 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:08,580 which is why I am all in favor 5 00:00:08,580 --> 00:00:11,700 of putting your kid on a leash if you want to. 6 00:00:11,700 --> 00:00:12,800 (audience laughs) 7 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:14,360 Well, your kid on a leash! 8 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:15,200 I don't care. 9 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,200 I've never seen a kid on a leash 10 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,260 who didn't need that leash. 11 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:22,760 (audience laughs) 12 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:24,640 - The leash has always pulled taught. 13 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:25,640 (audience laughs) 14 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,440 Boy, is reaching for a stranger's mouth? 15 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,000 (audience laughs) 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,800 Put your kid on a leash! 17 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:35,400 I don't understand a single argument against it. 18 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,320 People are like, "Well, I don't wanna put my kid on a leash 19 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:39,440 "because I want him to explore, right? 20 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,520 "I want him to be an explorer." 21 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:45,120 You guys remember explorers, histories, worst monsters? 22 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:48,800 Why are we encouraging that? 23 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:53,080 Maybe if Columbus' mom had put him on a leash as a kid, 24 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:55,240 he wouldn't have spent his adulthood 25 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,800 genociding everyone he met. 26 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,280 (audience laughs) 27 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,840 Maybe that's a boundary you need to teach young. 28 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:02,360 (audience laughs) 29 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,440 People are like, "Well, what happens 30 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,800 "when you take the kid off the leash?" 31 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,520 And then they go crazy. 32 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:10,600 And to that, I say, "I'm not gonna be there then." 33 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,840 (audience laughs) 34 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,040 We're all at the airport now. 35 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,040 (audience laughs) 36 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,880 (audience laughs) 37 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,560 - Wake up, daddy, shone. 38 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,200 (upbeat music) 39 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,040 - Good word. 40 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,680 Do you use in place of stuck in front of your kids? 41 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,680 - Oh, good question. 42 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,320 I use the word's bum, so, 43 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,640 I don't need for more parenting kids. 44 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,840 - Oh, shut up, fuck off! 45 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:40,040 - I think you did make a black and beautiful. 46 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:44,600 - Anytime we can start off a show with that. 47 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,080 - Shut up, fuck off! 48 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,760 - Is it gonna start to a show? 49 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,320 - Whoa, man, oh, Bobcats. 50 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,720 Episode number three, oh eight. 51 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,120 And I just, I saw that today on Facebook 52 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,880 and it just hit me as-- 53 00:01:56,880 --> 00:02:00,160 - What word do you use in place of stuck in front of your kids? 54 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:01,960 - Oh, good question. 55 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,720 I use the word's bum, so, 56 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,240 follow me from my parenting tips. 57 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,240 - More parenting tips. 58 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:08,160 (laughs) 59 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,400 - There's a dad's home podcast and cheers to that. 60 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,480 - Cheers, Chad. 61 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,320 - Yes, cheers. 62 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,480 - Both of us tonight. 63 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,000 - Mmm. 64 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,520 - You're straight up mine in the form of a Dequila sunrise. 65 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,720 - What do you, what could be your drinkin' right there? 66 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,840 - So, this is... 67 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:31,840 Loose, Coneros, I think is the right way to say that. 68 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,560 Long story short, a friend of mine is 69 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:41,360 a minority investor in this Tequila brand here 70 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,240 in central Texas. 71 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,080 And it's basically like the horns in Spanish, 72 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,960 so I think it's Loose Coneros. 73 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,400 All of you Spanish speakers, please correct me 74 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,880 'cause I'm sure I'm wrong. 75 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:57,080 I'm gonna go look it up later. 76 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,440 - Green goes just to drink us. 77 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,840 - So we don't speak Tequila. 78 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,960 - It's called the horns. 79 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,000 - You know, speaking English, right? 80 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,640 - No, they're right, he's right about that. 81 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,640 It's in, anyway, we call it the horns. 82 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:11,080 It's the Tequila horns, so good time. 83 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,200 - But yeah, obvious connection right to 84 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,160 the local sports teams here. 85 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:17,840 - Sure, the local horns. 86 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,840 - Yeah, anyway, so we were at a dinner party recently 87 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,640 and we're gifted a bottle. 88 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,000 And it's pretty damn good. 89 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,600 - That's the idea, I feel like a dick. 90 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,240 My wife was gifted a bottle for motor for clients 91 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,080 and that's what I tapped into for tonight's, 92 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,680 but I didn't even bother to look at the goddamn people. 93 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:34,680 (laughing) 94 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,040 - It could be Quervo, you don't know. 95 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:39,040 - So no, it's definitely not, and it's a great Tequila. 96 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:40,360 And again, I don't wanna not Quervo 97 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:41,920 if they wanted to sponsor the show, 98 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,480 but we honestly are better Tequila's out there. 99 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,760 No, no, no, no. 100 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,520 - There could be, I mean, there's a lot better 101 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,360 Tequila's out there. 102 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,040 - There's the most, there's the keyless out there 103 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,640 better than Quervo, let's just put that out there. 104 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,720 Again, I'm open to hearing Quervo's side of the story, 105 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,920 but that said, it's a stellar Tequila, 106 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,680 and I wish I had the name and I wanna, 107 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,960 happy to run upstairs and go grab it and just talk about it, 108 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,120 but I'll say it and bring it up. 109 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,240 Maybe I'll put it in the show notes 110 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,960 and have that in the show notes for later on, 111 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:11,800 but it's a fantastic Tequila as well, 112 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:13,640 one of my favorites and I've had in recent weeks. 113 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,760 So I'm enjoying it, I just don't know what the name is 114 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,400 because it was gifted to my wife. 115 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:22,320 - Yeah, and Tequila sometimes is just Tequila, right? 116 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,840 I mean, sometimes Margarita at a restaurant, 117 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:30,720 and sometimes will ask me like, hey, what do you prefer? 118 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,560 And I gotta make some shit up, right? 119 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:35,560 Like, oh, I don't, Tebaba? 120 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,680 - It's getting on the top shelf and then, 121 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,320 - Yeah, that's my favorite, I'll have that. 122 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,280 - That's right, that's right, that's the good stuff. 123 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:44,280 - That's right there. 124 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,880 - Yeah, well, we've got a good solid plan, 125 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:47,960 I say stick with it. 126 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,560 Welcome to the show, coming up on the show today. 127 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,440 In fact, let's just kind of get the scroll going there. 128 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,400 Coming up on the show today, we are going to talk about the IK, 129 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,520 which I didn't know had a name, but it's got a name, 130 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,480 and apparently not only does it have a name, 131 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,520 it's spreading like COVID and it's spreading, 132 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,360 - Oh shit. 133 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,440 - To married people, apparently. 134 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,680 So we will talk a little bit about the IK as well as 135 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:17,160 the parenting, 'cause if there's one thing every parent 136 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,920 has experienced on some level. 137 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,960 It's hearing from either another parent, 138 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,520 the worst possible scenario here is that you hear from somebody 139 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,640 who's not a parent that wants to give you parenting advice 140 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,720 and you just shut the fuck up for all I can. 141 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,840 - Wait, wait, cool, where's our sound effect? 142 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,320 - Oh, the shut the fuck up. 143 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,160 - Shut the fuck up. 144 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,000 - Yeah, fuck up. 145 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,640 - I mean, that's literally, if you're not a parent, 146 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,120 - Shut the fuck up. 147 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,280 - That's it. 148 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:45,320 There's no reason to be giving parenting advice, 149 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,120 but occasionally you'll get the school teacher 150 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:52,200 or the church parishioner that decides it's time 151 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,160 to explain to you the way parenting should be done, 152 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,600 and then you're stuck hearing some parenting tips 153 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,200 or worse yet trends, which we all just fucking hate 154 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,280 from the phrase helicopter parents to, 155 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,680 which it's moved on to snow, 156 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:09,400 - Snow, cloud, bulldozer, tank, yeah, you name it, 157 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:10,760 like pick a vehicle. 158 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,000 - We'll talk about some of the ones, 159 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,400 and then, and I think freely one good thing 160 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,720 to Chad and I do here in the dad's home podcast is 161 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,880 we are more than willing to make fun of ourselves 162 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,280 when we're like, yeah, I do that. 163 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,320 I do that. 164 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,520 - That is, amen, amen. 165 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,560 - So yeah, there are definitely times 166 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:30,040 and we're gonna talk about this list of trends, 167 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:31,720 parenting trends that everybody hates. 168 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:32,560 - Yes. 169 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,080 - And I, and looking through the list, 170 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,880 I was like, yeah, I do that, I do that. 171 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:39,800 - No, no, no, no, no, we do. 172 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:40,720 - We do. - Yeah, we do. 173 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:41,960 - No, I do. 174 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:44,440 And yeah, but there is really nothing worse 175 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,880 than getting unsolicited parenting advice. 176 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:47,720 - Right. 177 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,520 - Really from anyone for that matter, 178 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:53,520 'cause it always feels like such a, like, 179 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,640 - Well, first of all, they dig, it's a dig. 180 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:56,840 - It's not somebody who's like, 181 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:59,240 hey, little known fact, there's no, again, okay, 182 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:00,200 I'm gonna reference something 183 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,400 that a lot of the younger parents, the younger dads aren't 184 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,800 gonna get, but Cliff Clayvin was a character on cheers. 185 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,880 - Oh, Cliff Clayvin was the postman on cheers. 186 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:10,440 And one of the famous things for Cliff Clayvin was, 187 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:12,040 hey, he's a little known fact. 188 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,120 John Ratzonberger played Cliff Clayvin. 189 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,880 Hey, yeah, these little known facts. 190 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,640 None, zero of these parenting trends and tips 191 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,680 that come from other parents came from nowhere. 192 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:24,160 They didn't pull them out of their ass, 193 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:25,440 like, oh, hey, did you know? 194 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:26,520 Here's a little known fact. 195 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,760 Nobody's doing that. 196 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,080 It's all very judgy. 197 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:33,680 So when somebody brings you one of these parenting tips, 198 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,640 slash trends, it's because they're fucking judging you. 199 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,840 And that's, and you've done something 200 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,240 that either put whatever your action was 201 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,840 the way you treated your kid or, 202 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:47,360 what way, the way you dressed at the park, I don't know, 203 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:48,880 whatever the fuck it was, 204 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,440 caused them to go instant judge on you. 205 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:55,440 And they're about to let you know what you're doing wrong 206 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,720 and that there's a right way to do it. 207 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:59,360 And they somehow secretly know what that right way is. 208 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:00,280 So that's right. 209 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,760 That's when that's a threat to you. 210 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,920 - I'm gonna throw this one on top of what you said. 211 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:08,240 John Ratzonberger, folks who was not only Cliff Clayvin in cheers, 212 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,280 he has been in every single, 213 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,960 and I'm not making this app, Pixar movie. 214 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,120 - That's true. - As a voice. 215 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:16,960 - He has done some-- 216 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,520 - For you younger parents, go watch any Pixar movie 217 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,000 from, you know, Toy Story to Inside Out 218 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,840 and that is, he's in there, so that's him. 219 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,280 - Yep, yep, it's what he does and does so well. 220 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:37,080 So we'll get into some of that on the way. 221 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,720 - I would take unsolicited parenting advice from Cliff Clavelin. 222 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,280 - You would. - Cliff Clayvin's 223 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,560 - Unsolicited parenting advice. 224 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:46,040 He had such bad luck as a stand-up comic. 225 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,400 Remember, is that, 226 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,120 when you stand-up comedy is the postman, stand-up comic 227 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,640 and the line at the end was, what's up with that? 228 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,520 Like his whole thing was his punchline for every joke 229 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,920 was, what's up with that? 230 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,160 And then he goes, if I could be serious for a moment. 231 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,160 World peace. 232 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,360 What's up with that? 233 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,880 (laughs) 234 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,280 - Oh, it's unsolicited parenting advice. 235 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,520 What's up with that? - Unsolicited parenting advice. 236 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:08,080 - Look now, look, we will also, we will kind of counter that 237 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,320 with a little bit of what it was like to be a parent in the 80s 238 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,680 'cause neither Chad or I were parents in the 80s, 239 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:15,520 but we had parents in the 80s and for what it's worth. 240 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,480 - We were parented. 241 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,120 - We were parented if that's what you wanna call it. 242 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,800 It's stuff now that you look back on, 243 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,160 you're like, how the fuck did they get away with that? 244 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,600 How are they not cited for some of this stuff? 245 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,720 But, but we will bring it up and we'll discuss that 246 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,160 coming up a little bit later here in the dead, 247 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,800 so much. - And to be fair, 248 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:35,160 that was also back when the ash trays were in the armrest 249 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,600 in the door and the back seat built the car. 250 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,240 - They were built in everywhere. 251 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:44,240 - And yet have you stumbled across a movie recently 252 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:50,280 that was made, I'll just even say 30 years ago 253 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:54,680 and you're just like, oh shit, they allowed that then. 254 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:59,680 Like, so in going back and kind of bumping right up 255 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:06,800 to this 80s parent thing, we talked my daughter, Charlie, 256 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:10,560 my 17 year old, we were talking about movies here 257 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,120 and then that we think she hasn't seen it yet, 258 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:14,720 she should definitely check it out. 259 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,400 And one of the ones was on the heels 260 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,720 of the death of Gene Hackman. 261 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,200 This next week. - Oh yeah. 262 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,120 - We were talking about Gene, 263 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:23,440 she wanted to know who Gene Hackman was. 264 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,680 So we're talking about Superman and I'm like, 265 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,320 oh my God, one of the best Westerns ever made. 266 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:30,880 And for those of you who love Westerns, 267 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,160 you know what I'm talking for those who know, you know. 268 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,600 You know what I'm talking about again, 269 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,720 unforgiven with Clint Eastwood and he, 270 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,560 he and Gene Hackman won the Oscar for his role 271 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:43,120 as the sheriff in that and was one of my favorite movies, 272 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,760 is one of my favorite Westerns of all time. 273 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:49,600 But my favorite Gene Hackman movie is the Bird Cage. 274 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,280 Robin Williams. 275 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,840 And I'm talking to my daughter who, 276 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,680 as we've talked about here, we've shared this before, 277 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,400 my daughters love every Friday night 278 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,040 were watching RuPaul's Drag Race. 279 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,480 It's their favorites, our family thing to do. 280 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,000 Yes, this guy here, the same guy who... 281 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,240 - What word do you use in place of fuck 282 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,440 in front of your kids? 283 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,360 - Oh, good question. 284 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,240 I use the word fuck. 285 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,640 So follow me for more parenting tips. 286 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,640 - My soon to be 11 year old daughter 287 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:20,160 knows what a Kooter slam is, 288 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,040 which is thanks to RuPaul's Drag Race 289 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,400 'cause that's one of the dance moves 290 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,680 that the drag racers will perform 291 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,360 during the lip sync for your fucking life 292 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,040 portion of the RuPaul's Drag Race. 293 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,920 And so we've gone through that whole rig 294 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,960 and we're all but my daughter has never seen the Bird Cage 295 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,280 and so I'm trying to explain to her with the Bird Cage. 296 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,080 I'm like, you know what, we should just watch it 297 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,480 on the heels of Gene Hackman's death. 298 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,520 So we popped on the video on Friday night 299 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,240 and we watched the Bird Cage. 300 00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:49,040 And it's just so amazing to me, 301 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:54,040 A, to see somebody smoking in a restaurant or in a bar 302 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,960 and going to holy, this was night, 303 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,040 it was filmed, it was released in 1996. 304 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:01,160 So we're not even talking the 70s into the 80s. 305 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,280 We're talking almost Y2K 306 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,360 and people were still fucking smoking in bars 307 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,040 and smoking in restaurants. 308 00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:11,720 That smoking sections in restaurants 309 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,720 that made little to no sense 310 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,880 because it was just a few tables away, perhaps. 311 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,280 - This is no kids, no. 312 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,880 - No, it was perhaps separated by a little bit of lattice 313 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,600 which the smoke just goes right through 314 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:25,560 for those of you who are physics experts. 315 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,440 There was nothing that was stopping the smoke 316 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:28,720 from going through. 317 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,280 So to see people in the restaurants 318 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:34,480 and in the bars smoking, you're like holy shitballs. 319 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,080 I thought that was forever ago 320 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:40,520 and it literally was happening in 1996, whatever. 321 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:41,480 So there's that. 322 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,040 But then also thinking about some of the parenting 323 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,120 that went on in the movie 324 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,680 and the thing that on the back end of that, 325 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,520 my wife and I had a conversation saying, 326 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:56,520 "I don't know that this movie could be made again. 327 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,520 The way it was in 1996." 328 00:12:58,520 --> 00:12:59,360 - Oh shit. 329 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:04,120 - "The movie made the lane arguably the only out gay character 330 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:07,520 in the movie while Robin Williams, 331 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,720 a straight guy in the kid's marriage." 332 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:12,440 - Heck, heck, heck, Zaria too though. 333 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:13,280 - Right. 334 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,720 - Not a gay guy and right, but in that movie, 335 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,320 right, he was, yeah, in the movie, right? 336 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,320 He was the gay botler in there 337 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,640 who wanted to be in the show so bad, Spartacus. 338 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,160 He was amazing. 339 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,400 I don't think you can make that movie 340 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:33,840 without gay characters in the starring roles. 341 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,600 This day and age, the way they did in 1996. 342 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:41,600 And again, that movie is so good and amazing. 343 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,080 - It's the whole, 344 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:47,000 like you got away the star power 345 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:50,320 to bring in the audiences versus putting 346 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,960 a realistic character in there, 347 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,760 which is why Asians are unrepresented 348 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,920 in Hollywood, blah, blah, blah, I can go on forever. 349 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,120 And the Oscars are going on, I think, 350 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,320 maybe tonight, I don't know. 351 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,880 So, but it seems like that shit's getting better, 352 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,720 but you're not wrong. 353 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:08,480 I mean, there's so much of that that is going on 354 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,040 that in Hollywood. 355 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:14,480 And, you know, just like parenting that happened in the 80s, 356 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,000 we couldn't parent like that today. 357 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,800 So you can make a movie like that. 358 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,400 - And again, when you hear what our parents did in the 80s, 359 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,040 and this article that's written specifically about all that, 360 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:26,680 it'd be like, how is it possible? 361 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,560 How are they not cuffed and hauled off? 362 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,400 How are they? 363 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,240 - How am I still alive? 364 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,080 - Parents. 365 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:32,920 - Right here. 366 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:33,760 - Yeah. 367 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760 - How am I still alive? 368 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,160 - So all of that is still on the way. 369 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,240 Here at the dad's home podcast, 370 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,720 we'll get to that all coming up in just a minute. 371 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,760 But first I wanna give everybody a heads up 372 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,360 in a warning here that there is breaking news. 373 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:47,000 - Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention? 374 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,760 I've just been handed an urgent news story. 375 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,480 - Get your masks on. 376 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:55,360 Keep your socially distant selves away from the person behind you 377 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:58,680 and in front of you because the ICC is out. 378 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:03,680 It's not spread as widely as what we are seeing with COVID 379 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,480 or even for what it's worth. 380 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,320 - For the measles. 381 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,160 - For the measles, yeah. 382 00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:09,000 - Yeah. 383 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,440 - You guys have a problem there as well. 384 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,840 I understand that polio is making a return. 385 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,840 There's a lot of different things that are happening right now 386 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,280 and there should be concerns. 387 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:22,000 But the ICC is one, I don't know too many people 388 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,520 who have ever, who haven't seen conversation about it. 389 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,040 I haven't seen a whole bunch of social media about it, 390 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,040 but it is spreading. 391 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,240 It is definitely something that we need to be concerned about. 392 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,120 For those of you who don't know what the ICC is, 393 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:35,640 I saw it on social media and my wife actually sent me, 394 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:38,240 the same day I saw it, she's like, look at this. 395 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,960 And I'm like, oh my God, she's telling me she's got the ICC. 396 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,320 That's what she's trying to tell me. 397 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,520 This is how I read into it, right? 398 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,480 As soon as I get this, I'm like, oh, this is for sure. 399 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:47,320 - I have all of it. 400 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,160 - I have these symptoms. 401 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,160 - I have these symptoms. 402 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:52,840 - This is like she's wet indeed herself into, 403 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,080 into believe, I Googled it, I've got it. 404 00:15:55,080 --> 00:16:00,160 She's totally got it, completely a hundred percent. 405 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,120 And so with that, I'm like, well, what is this, 406 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:03,400 I gotta figure out what this ICC is 407 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,680 'cause the ICC is something that sounds relatively scary 408 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:09,240 and low and behold here, the ICC is a sudden feeling 409 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:13,360 of disgust towards your partner often for minor things. 410 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:14,880 So again, if you're married, 411 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:20,520 study showed physical appearance is a less frequent 412 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,600 extrigger than behavior or personality. 413 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,720 Okay, so it's not necessarily the extra weight you've put on 414 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,520 or the crow's feet around your eyes 415 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,360 or the wrinkles around the sides of your mouth 416 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:38,040 or even your horrible 1990s goatee. 417 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,320 - And you know, you're long toenails, right? 418 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,160 - Thank you. 419 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,000 - Any of those. 420 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,360 It's not even my snoring apparently, which is 421 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,840 clearly an ICC, I mean, that's a symptom of ICC if I've ever heard 422 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:49,840 it. - It is. 423 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,960 - Literally heard it. 424 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,480 But they're saying that 64% of people, 425 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,680 64% of married people, I'm guessing, 426 00:16:56,680 --> 00:17:00,160 what they're saying, have felt the ICC toward their partner. 427 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:05,160 26% have ended their relationship 428 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,000 right after feeling the ICC. 429 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,040 So that's apparently a moment that for those of us 430 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,720 who haven't been divorced, we've gotten over the ICC, 431 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,160 I don't, your thoughts on that, Chad, 432 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:20,560 can we, can one overcome the ICC? 433 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:22,720 - Well, I think the question here is, 434 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:25,200 can you build up an immunity to the ICC? 435 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,400 Like you could come down with the ICC, right? 436 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,560 Be sick with the ICC for a while. 437 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:30,400 - Yeah. 438 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,160 - And maybe in your antibodies, 439 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:38,160 your ICC antibodies begin to build up a tolerance for the ICC. 440 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,960 - Right. 441 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,440 - And that's how marriage is done. 442 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,440 - You don't have it, right? 443 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,640 It's definitely there. 444 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,160 You've experienced it. 445 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:49,640 It's somehow dulled? 446 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,080 - I think it's like herpes. 447 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:54,760 So if you have herpes, 448 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,840 like I think like 70 or 80 or maybe even 90% of us have herpes, 449 00:17:58,840 --> 00:17:59,680 right? 450 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:00,680 Like you get a cold sore, that's herpes. 451 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,520 - Right. 452 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:05,440 - It's hard, not to have herpes is from what I understand. 453 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,640 - Right. 454 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,520 - And so, - Do you think public toilets, 455 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,880 your kids, your kids, your herpes, 456 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,520 easily get herpes. - If you've ever shopped at pottery barn, 457 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,680 you're probably got herpes. 458 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,920 If your wife is ever, 459 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,600 I don't even think this is a thing anymore. 460 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,800 So I'm gonna say it, 461 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,360 if your wife ever shopped at BB or baby, 462 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,480 I don't know what they call that at the mall, 463 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:25,640 the women always have the BB shirt, 464 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,880 they probably got herpes. 465 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,240 They probably got the abstracts 466 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,320 when you shop at the purchase of their baby shirt. 467 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,960 - I'm sure, I'm sure that it. 468 00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,600 - And so, yeah, in my mind, 469 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:37,320 I think that the ICC is like that where you catch it at some point, 470 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,400 maybe you caught the ICC at baby while you were shopping 471 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,800 with your spouse. 472 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,880 And then you're like, 473 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,280 "Oh, why do I feel like shit?" 474 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,040 Are you realize it's the ICC and then you-- 475 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:48,880 - It's the ICC. 476 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:49,720 - It's the ICC. 477 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,560 - You know, week or two goes by, 478 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,080 you're like, "Hey, I'm feeling a little bit better." 479 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,080 I mean, I think I maybe still have the ICC, 480 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:57,000 but it feels like it's less. 481 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,720 - I do, it makes a lot of sense. 482 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,320 - What I don't see, and again, 483 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,440 this is just based upon this article, 484 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,840 and I believe it's psychology today, 485 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,960 was one of the places that was talking about the ICC. 486 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:10,640 They say that narcissism and perfectionism increase 487 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,080 the ICC likelihood. 488 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,040 So if you're focused on yourself and only yourself, 489 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,040 and or the perfection is like, 490 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,840 you've gotta have everything down pat this way, 491 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,960 and there's no other way to do it. 492 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,800 In your partner, the ICC factor climbs up, 493 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,080 like it jacks up when that happens, right? 494 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,120 Which is why I am definitely not a perfectionist 495 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,480 when it comes to getting a hand job, 496 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,040 because I think that's the one that's the ICC. 497 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:35,880 (laughs) 498 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,400 - I think that's a good point. 499 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:38,680 Like if you're complaining about that, 500 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:40,240 you need that to be perfect. 501 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,240 - Yeah. - That's, 502 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,800 that's, that's ends in divorce. 503 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,800 - I wanna say this, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, 504 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:47,480 for a dude, and I'll just say this for the dad's home podcast, 505 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,360 and correct me if I'm wrong, 506 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,920 except that I do believe that for dads, for guys, 507 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,600 one of the things that will cure the ICC, 508 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,880 we are very, we're prone to catch the ICC, 509 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,200 just like everybody else in America, 510 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,120 just like our partners, like everybody else in America, 511 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,120 we catch the same ICC that they've caught, 512 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,720 maybe at a different time, different place, different, 513 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,680 era, whatever. - They've passed it back and forth 514 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,760 between each other. 515 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,400 But from the dude's perspective here, 516 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:14,680 there's nothing that cures a case of the ICCs. 517 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,720 It's like chicken soup for the ICC is a solid hand job 518 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,000 or some form of dry-humping. 519 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,160 I mean, that's really what it comes down to. 520 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,080 Of course, the, you know, I can, 521 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:24,920 - I can cure. 522 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:25,760 - I can cure. 523 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,200 The further you wanna go, absolutely. 524 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,400 That will absolutely cure my ICC for a very long, 525 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,920 I mean, perhaps even just get rid of it all together, 526 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:37,560 may, may completely destroy that virus, the ICC. 527 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:41,040 - Oh, it's, but I think like most medicines, right, 528 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:46,040 with something that's a, you know, a prolonged disease, 529 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,040 you know, something that sticks with your body, 530 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:52,960 you need, you need medicine, you know, every, 531 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,160 every so often, right? 532 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:56,800 To make sure that you keep the ICC away, right? 533 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,360 Like, you know, Apple a day keeps the doctor away, 534 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:00,360 well, right? 535 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,160 - Right, hand job a day keeps the ICC away, so. 536 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,240 - That's, hold on. 537 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,960 We, I'm seeing a t-shirt right now. 538 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,800 I'm here. 539 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,360 (laughing) 540 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,520 - Dad's on podcast. 541 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,120 - There is a t-shirt. 542 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:10,960 - Let's go. 543 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:11,800 - Let's go. 544 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,960 - Hand job a week keeps the ICC away. 545 00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:13,960 (laughing) 546 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,200 I think that that, and again, I'm not saying it's a cure all, 547 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,640 but I am saying that, you know, sometimes one's symptoms 548 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,200 can be so bad and you need a little tamaflu 549 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:25,160 or you need a little nightclub that just kind of 550 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,160 gets you over that hump for the time being 551 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,600 to be able to go back to work. 552 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,160 And I'm saying when it comes to the ICC, 553 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,040 sometimes the only hump is a dry hump. 554 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,720 And that's not a bad thing. 555 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,200 It's not a bad thing. 556 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:38,480 I'm just saying that that can alleviate symptoms. 557 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,760 If you've got symptoms, you might want to try 558 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,360 the dry hump for alleviating symptoms. 559 00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,360 - Beautifully put. 560 00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:44,640 - Yeah, beautifully put. 561 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,920 - And again, and I'm, oh, I just want to be clear. 562 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,280 I'm not saying go out and get a dry hump 563 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:49,560 from a complete stranger. 564 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,920 No, no, that's not the point I'm trying to make here. 565 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,800 From the one that you love that is giving you the ICC, 566 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:56,480 it's perfectly- 567 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,600 - That's the only cure. 568 00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,960 - That's the only cure for the ICC. 569 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,120 It's if you want to get over that ICC, 570 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,760 it's if you don't want to end like the 26% 571 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,600 ending the relationship right after the ICC signs 572 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:09,080 have kicked in, dry hump, hand job, I'm just saying. 573 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:14,080 It's a solid remedy initially for the situation. 574 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:20,920 So now moving onward, the trends 575 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,720 that make us absolutely sick as parents. 576 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,880 And again, if you've heard this, 577 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:30,880 and my, I'm gonna say it, my daughter throws shit back 578 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,480 in my face all the time when it comes to this. 579 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:36,480 Does your daughter do this, your daughters do this to you 580 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,320 where they're like, why are you such a hell, 581 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:41,000 they take whatever the trend is, 582 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,880 why are you such a helicopter parent? 583 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:45,920 Why are you constantly, why hovering? 584 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,760 Why are you such a snow plow? 585 00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:50,320 I don't even know what the fuck that parent is. 586 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,040 I have no idea what a snow plow parent is. 587 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,560 I'm like barreling through and just like pushing 588 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:56,160 everything aside for your kid. 589 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,280 I don't know, I'm just trying to guess here. 590 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,040 But when you hear these trends for parenting, 591 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,000 you're like, there's no way I do that. 592 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,640 And then you take a second to go, okay, maybe I just did that now. 593 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:10,160 It's very good and possible that I just, I know me, 594 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,560 not me, I would never do that. 595 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:16,920 There's so many facets of ways to raise your children 596 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,520 and literally changes from week to week. 597 00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,680 If I did a search right now on chat GPT, I'm sure to come up 598 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:26,160 with the top five parenting trends or top 10 over the last 10 years 599 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:27,680 and there's gonna be way more than that. 600 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:30,880 There'll be like a hundred different parenting trends that are there. 601 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,280 But you know, like everything from, 602 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,840 do you get your kids plastic toys? 603 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,800 Or is that not okay because the plastics could cause cancer 604 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,920 so you've got to get them toys made of wood? 605 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,720 Or gifts that you're getting for other kids 606 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,800 because you've got to have naturally sourced gifts 607 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,760 for people's kids. 608 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,800 What about this? 609 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,640 For us, when my daughter was growing up, 610 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,000 you had to be concerned, not just at school, 611 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,600 with which kids had allergies 612 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,520 and what you could provide in the school. 613 00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,160 Like how many times did birthdays at school get canceled 614 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:04,440 or you could only bring something from the store 615 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,840 that didn't contain anything that was cooked with nuts? 616 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,400 Like it was, you know, it was all of, 617 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,680 - It's all of those. - It's all of those. 618 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:13,240 - Right, legitimate things that you have to have concerns about 619 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:17,280 that started to shift the way you did things at your house 620 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,640 or for your kid from when you were growing up. 621 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:24,640 So, we're in a place right now as weird as this sound. 622 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,880 I've got a dog, I've got a golden retriever. 623 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,520 We were feeding that golden retriever, 624 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:31,360 you just run out of the local pet store 625 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:34,920 get them like the Purina dog chow, put it in the bowl, whatever. 626 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,240 Now we started doing fresh pet for a little bit. 627 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,640 That's pricey shit, you know that? 628 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,480 Fresh pet, by the way, 629 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,840 we would absolutely accept your advertising. 630 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,840 - Okay, and I will go you one better. 631 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:50,840 - Yeah, we actually hand make our dogs food. 632 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,280 We do the same thing. 633 00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,560 - Yes, we do the same thing. 634 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,560 - All right, for our favorite food, ready? 635 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,360 - It's cheap as shit when you make it yourself. 636 00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,200 - Totally, yes. 637 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,280 I mean, it doesn't last very long, 638 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,280 but that's okay 'cause it's fresh and they're eating good food 639 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,760 'cause we just, we get some of, 640 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,120 we either do like a ground chicken, ground turkey, 641 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:05,960 we brown that up. 642 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,960 - Freezin' frozen. - Yeah, 643 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,720 throw some vegetables in there, 644 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,400 throw some keen wall or some rice in there, 645 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,480 along with some broth, 646 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,320 they can't keep that going, 647 00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:15,520 some sweet potatoes in there. 648 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,760 And that's what my dog gets to eat every week. 649 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,760 And she loves it, it's the best thing going. 650 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,080 And I'm like, well, at least it's not the shit 651 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,480 that they put in the kibble that I have no idea what's in there. 652 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,320 - That's right. 653 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,000 - So, we started doing that. 654 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,840 - And I see this, not a parenting trend. 655 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,800 Why me think it is if you consider your pet. 656 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:33,000 - It is not, we just talked about you're doing it, 657 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,360 and I'm doing it, it's a trend. 658 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,400 - Yes, it's, and I mean, we're parents to our pets, I guess. 659 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,800 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 660 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:41,680 - But I mean, like how many parents did you know? 661 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:46,400 We went from getting jars of baby food, or not even jars, 662 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,800 I'm sorry, I can't even say that anymore. 663 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,720 The squeezable containers that you could give your kids 664 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,720 the baby food in. 665 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:54,720 - See, that's how we, 666 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,720 - Let's go, we are adults. 667 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,360 - Should you do that or should you puree it yourself? 668 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:01,120 Like, should you make your own shit for your kids? 669 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,160 So, there's all of these kinds of different trends that come up. 670 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,920 And if you're not doing whatever the trend is, 671 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,760 you're going to hear about it from somebody who's doing that trend. 672 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:13,000 Even for the longest time, as we now take a look at who's in charge 673 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,800 of health in this country, 674 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,360 there were concerns about vaccines, 675 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:19,240 and whether or not that contact caused autism, 676 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,200 and there were plenty of scientific studies 677 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,480 to point out the facts, but that didn't stop people 678 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,440 from going that complete other direction. 679 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,160 Point being, that was a massive trend 680 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,400 for a long period of time. 681 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:32,160 I had a number of people, my age, with my daughter's age, 682 00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,360 they had kids, the same age as my daughter, 683 00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,520 there were questioning, should I even get my kid vaccinated 684 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:37,520 for all these things? 685 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,320 I'm like, okay, that's a trend. 686 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,960 That's certainly something that we've got to take a look at. 687 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:43,680 And I knew a number of people that were staying away 688 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:46,560 specifically from that, that I think that, you know, 689 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,560 it became a very vast movement, which maybe, 690 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,520 may have led to some of the chicken pox you're seeing 691 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,000 right there in Texas right now. 692 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,120 Could very well have led to a good portion of that. 693 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,600 So, anyway, those are some of the trends, 694 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:02,120 but let's dig into some of the ones that they say, 695 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,920 are ones that parents are really pissed off about you. 696 00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,200 There's been a BuzzFeed has gone through, 697 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,240 asked the parents that they have reading their website, 698 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,480 what are some of the ones that are just annoying as fuck to you? 699 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,840 And these are the ones that came back. 700 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,720 So, number one, parents never let their children be bored. 701 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:19,320 When my daughter complained about boredom, 702 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,560 I gave her some chores. 703 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:24,200 She learned to embrace boredom, which is not entirely a bad thing. 704 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,080 What did, I'll tell you what I did, 705 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,160 I gave my daughter my phone. 706 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,520 That's the wrong move. 707 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,600 That's not the right move. 708 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,080 That is, see, there you go, the very first one out of the gate, 709 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:36,480 both you and I are guilty. 710 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,240 We can't let our children be bored. 711 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,600 Can't let our children be bored. 712 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,440 I can't. 713 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,720 I do like what this guy says, hey, okay, your bored, 714 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,760 let's go outside and get him on the yard. 715 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,600 Right. 716 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,600 Oh, now you're not so bored. 717 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,080 Oh, son, you're not bored anymore, right? 718 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,920 You're raking leaves that boards you? 719 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,320 Hey, all right, that's cool. 720 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,160 Oh, that's cool. 721 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,000 Oh, that's cool. 722 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,840 That's fine. 723 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,120 We need to clean the garage out, 724 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:01,400 we're going to organize the shelves, let's go. 725 00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,400 We got to fix the black top on the driveway. 726 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,160 You want to start laying down some tar, 727 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,880 we'll start pounding it out there and then do it overhauling. 728 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,720 It'd be great. 729 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,080 You can totally keep them getting bored. 730 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,400 It's going to take like three or four days. 731 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:13,920 Let's do this. 732 00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:16,000 We need to rebuild the carburetor on the car too. 733 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 So, exactly. 734 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,480 That's got to hang some new drywall. 735 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,480 Let's do this. 736 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:25,600 So, but that's certainly a thing that we can for a second. 737 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,880 And our kids, like, I, what I was going up, Chad? 738 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,440 First of all, I keep, and this is how old I am to my kids. 739 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,440 I couldn't play enough baseball. 740 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,640 I would do anything in the summertime. 741 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,360 I would go out with a wiffle ball by myself 742 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,960 and I would draw lines of chalk on the garage door 743 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,880 and I'd hit the ball to those different lines 744 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:46,160 to try to get points. 745 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,280 We'd play horse out with the basketball over the garage 746 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,200 and the basketball hoop and we'd try to, 747 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,760 but at the same time, my friends, 748 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,800 I would get on our fake BMX dirt bikes 749 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,360 and go down to the school yard. 750 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,160 And if there were only two of us, 751 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,720 we'd have one pitcher and one hitter 752 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,560 and we would put trash cans down from second base, 753 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,760 like home plate, down second base, 754 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,880 all the way to center field. 755 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,360 And you could only hit to the right side 756 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,080 or the left side of those trash cans 757 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,200 or we'd play tennis ball, baseball. 758 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,760 And we were constantly finding things to do. 759 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,880 And I feel like my kids can't do that now. 760 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,920 - Well, I look, you know, say what you want 761 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:25,920 about electronics, media, the internet, whatever. 762 00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:29,160 Our kids are digital natives from now on. 763 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,600 Most kids, you know, unless there's some giant magnetic pulse 764 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,840 that knocks out all electricity, this is, you know, 765 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,840 it's here to stay, right? 766 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,080 Is kids are gonna be digital natives 767 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:43,480 and it's too easy for kids to jump on a device instead of, 768 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,280 hey, let's go outside and be creative 769 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,720 and come up with a game where I only have to hit it 770 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,560 to the right side. 771 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,760 That doesn't happen anymore. 772 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:50,600 It should. 773 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,440 I think it's a shame that we're not still doing that 774 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,440 with our kids. 775 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,880 You know, and I know in our house, 776 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,800 we held that as long as we could, but we gave in. 777 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,680 But there's something to be said for letting your kids 778 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,240 have that imagination and play. 779 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,600 Like I remember when my kids are, I don't know, 780 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:13,600 eight, nine, 10 years old, we had a pet shop, 781 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,200 pet shop, something anyway. 782 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,720 But like these little characters my kids would play with, 783 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,640 they would play for hours and use their imagination. 784 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:26,360 And I mean, you know, they would set up these elaborate, 785 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:29,920 I still have videos on my phone of them like playing this, 786 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:30,760 right? 787 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,000 Hey, dad, can I borrow your phone? 788 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,840 I'm gonna make a video of me playing. 789 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,200 Like, yeah, cool, knock yourself out. 790 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,040 And so that still existed and that's, you know, 791 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,680 having that imagination, I think that's the, 792 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,440 that's the anti, that's the serum to this, right? 793 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,040 We used to have just Legos, like not a set of Legos, 794 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,320 like not a from a Lego fronze, 795 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:57,160 like, you just had fucking blocks of Legos and you had to make 796 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,200 shit with them. 797 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,200 You didn't know what you were making. 798 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,280 It was all discolored, it didn't match at all, 799 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,680 but you're like, look at this goddamn castle that I made 800 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,840 or the Empire State Building. 801 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,320 Yes, it's 18 different colors and none of them match. 802 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,440 Why is that floor yellow? 803 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,000 I don't know, that's all I had for bricks 804 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,560 where yellow bricks are right there. 805 00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,520 But that's how you made shit and you, 806 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,720 and you kept busy doing it and you actually felt like you 807 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:18,760 were like accomplishing stuff. 808 00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:22,280 But I feel like, you know, then move into the digital 809 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,080 ages you pointed out, which again, my 17-year-old daughter 810 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,280 at age three when she was on my phone was deleting contacts 811 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,040 from my phone, like she knew how to, 812 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,640 that just scan through stuff, but she's deleting contacts 813 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,640 from my phone. 814 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,680 Dad, dad doesn't need to talk to these people. 815 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,880 No idea who they were, but all of a sudden they're gone. 816 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,360 I can't find them anymore. 817 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,680 So I feel like that, you know, 818 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:46,000 I, there's a plus and minus with all of that, 819 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,360 the plus side is she's so fluent in all that. 820 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,400 It's second nature, there's no intimidation 821 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,840 when it comes to using computers or phones 822 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,000 or any of that kind of stuff. 823 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,120 And it's very helpful to my wife and I when it comes 824 00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:01,120 to social media and business and all of it's fantastic. 825 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,040 But at the same time, remember Legos jumped on board 826 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,240 for a little while there, where not only were your directions 827 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,120 on how to build the kit through your phone, 828 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,200 like you'd scan a QR code and that's where the directions 829 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,720 where you'd slide through your phone 830 00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:15,040 to see how to build the Lego friends kit. 831 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,120 But then you could also take snapshots 832 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,240 and it would put like a total picture around your Lego kit, 833 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,320 like a scene and then they came out with an app 834 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,680 where you could film a movie with your own. 835 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,680 It was like, it was crazy stuff 836 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,880 that we would never be able to do when we were kids. 837 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:32,680 But it was all around not allowing your kids in this day 838 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,440 and age to be bored. 839 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,240 And I kind of feel like it's okay for them to be a little bored. 840 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:38,920 It's all right. 841 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:43,320 They don't need to constantly, I think they need a little downtime 842 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,200 from the constant influx of stimulus 843 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,640 that they see whether it's on the phone or on the TV 844 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:50,880 or anywhere around them. 845 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,120 It's all right to have a little downtime and be a little bored. 846 00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:53,960 It's okay for that. 847 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,720 It's okay for parents to do that for a bit. 848 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,120 - So what is the other toxic parenting trend 849 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,760 that I am guilty of on the list? 850 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:03,360 - Yes. 851 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,200 Let's see. 852 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:08,160 First of all, I will say when your kid doesn't go to sleep, 853 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,280 it's the worst thing that you can go through as a parent. 854 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,960 When your kid is not sleeping and now you can't sleep 855 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,000 and all you wanna do is sleep 856 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,640 and you know you can sleep in a second 857 00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:18,720 as soon as your head hits the pillow. 858 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:22,280 But they're not sleeping and you have a conversation 859 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:26,000 with your other half like, can we give them better drill? 860 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,200 'Cause I mean, they're not sneezing right now. 861 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,200 I thought I heard a little, 862 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,160 it's kinda like she was a little stuffed up. 863 00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,000 - Yeah. 864 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,080 - 'Cause it looks a little red, maybe I am. 865 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,680 - So, yeah, no one is gonna make him go to sleep 866 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,320 but is that kind of giving him drugs 867 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,480 for no reason other than they try to get him to sleep? 868 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,280 Well, and then welcome into melatonin 869 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,680 and that became a thing for people to do 870 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,000 is to hand off melatonin to their kids. 871 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,880 But then you start to get, the kids get used to that 872 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:54,280 and like any form of a drug, they become, 873 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,000 you know, they build up a tolerance to it 874 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,360 and so you need more and more. 875 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,360 That becomes certainly a scary situation going forward 876 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,200 for some of the parts. 877 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,400 I have tried so hard to stay away from that. 878 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,920 I have given my kids melatonin before 879 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,440 but it's on like the once in a generalized long time. 880 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,800 If it's mainly about nightmares 881 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,680 or if they're having some sort of a problem asleep 882 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,480 that they can't even voice what the disturbance 883 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,840 was in their fearful of something's in their room. 884 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,720 It was when they were smaller. 885 00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:25,240 I've given like half of a melatonin for them 886 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,960 to be able to take it, the kid's melatonin version of it. 887 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,720 But largely as they got older, we'd stayed away from all that 888 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,560 and didn't need to go there 889 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,040 but that was one of the big trends that was happening 890 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:34,880 for a while as well. 891 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,440 So, this is weird. 892 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,120 I have a question for the audience, I think here. 893 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,840 - Yeah, when my kids were little, 894 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,400 we used to give them like half an ambion. 895 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,840 - And so, all right. 896 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,840 - Yeah. 897 00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:47,680 - I thought you were gonna be like, 898 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,920 "Well, we used to dose them up on some heroin." 899 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,920 - Yeah. - Yeah. 900 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,080 - So, maybe-- - No, but it was asleep. 901 00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:54,920 - I know, right. 902 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,320 (laughing) 903 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,040 - Well, I didn't look like my mom talks 904 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,840 and I thought it was jokes until I got older 905 00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:03,800 and realized she's not fucking joking about this 906 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,240 but when she was younger and she'd have a cough, 907 00:35:06,240 --> 00:35:08,280 there'd be whiskey involved with some sort of honey 908 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,280 that they would take to kind of suit them 909 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,120 and make them go to sleep. 910 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:14,840 - Sometimes those legit moms recipe, like, you know, 911 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,760 yeah, that was legit. 912 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,120 - No, not equal is basically pure alcohol. 913 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,560 So, let's just have that in fucking fall asleep 914 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,600 and you'll be crashed out until the next day. 915 00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,840 Sometimes it's even hard to get up 916 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:25,920 with that kind of a hangover. 917 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,600 So, this is one that I have a problem with 918 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,440 but I certainly tell my kids this. 919 00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,040 Telling your kids they can be literally anything. 920 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:36,880 - Oh, sure. 921 00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,440 - They can go to an Ivy League university. 922 00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,280 They can be a movie star. 923 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,440 They can be an NFL quarterback. 924 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,280 They can be the president. 925 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,720 All you have to do is dream big. 926 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,720 The trouble is many talented people don't do those things 927 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,920 because of bad luck, not wanting the stress 928 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,440 or simply because there are too few professional football players. 929 00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,200 So teaching your kids to work hard 930 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,080 and develop their talents is great 931 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,120 but telling them they can do anything 932 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:57,640 if they just wanted bad enough 933 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,200 set some up for a major disappointment. 934 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,480 - So, yeah, the, yes. 935 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,160 And I will add to this, you know, 936 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,080 both of us have softball kids 937 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:11,080 and I have seen over the years the drop off of kids. 938 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:16,560 Like, a lot of kids play softball 12, 14 years old 939 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,800 around the 16 new age up to the 18 new age 940 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,560 where there's a drop off of kids who play. 941 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,440 And it really comes down to, I think, this exact thing 942 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,800 where parents are like, oh, you can totally play a D1 school, 943 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,920 blah, blah, blah. 944 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,160 You know, you're bound to play great softball, right? 945 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,560 And the parents have a delusion about their kid 946 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,480 and they tell them the shit and the kid gets it in their head 947 00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:43,400 but then the kid figures out, you know what, 948 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,960 that's a lot of work. 949 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,600 I don't wanna do that work. 950 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,000 And so the difference, the subtle difference here 951 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,280 between telling your kids they can be whatever they want 952 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,280 and doing it the right way as a parent, 953 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,800 at least in my mind and how I've handled it with my kid 954 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,440 is put in the work, put in the work, 955 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,960 I can't put in the work for you but put in the work. 956 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,880 If that is your dream, if that is your goal, 957 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,920 put in your work and I'm happy to drive you to do the work, 958 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:12,360 I'm happy to be there like catching you 959 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,680 if you're gonna be pitching like my kid, 960 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,320 I will be there to support that but you've gotta put 961 00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,160 in the work, you don't put in the work, you got no dream. 962 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,120 It's just, it's air, it's nothing. 963 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:26,920 And so, hey, you wanna do these things, put in the work. 964 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,800 That's the difference. 965 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,400 And so yeah, just telling your kid that, 966 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,240 making them think they can be that 967 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,120 and then watching them fail because you set them up 968 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,280 for failure, that sucks. 969 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,120 - Yeah, and I think, and I think the other side of that, 970 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,680 and I think this is equally as important to bring up 971 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:42,960 as you talked about with the hard work. 972 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:47,160 And I can say this because both my wife and I, 973 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,960 in the good times and the bad times have followed our dreams 974 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,920 to be what we've wanted to be professionally 975 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:58,080 and sometimes that's come with a ton of sacrifice. 976 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,520 It's come with not having roots for me working in radio, 977 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,160 having to move all over the country, 978 00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:05,960 to find the next job, to pursue that job 979 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,760 in the bigger market. 980 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:10,720 And so you don't really have friends or roots 981 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,440 that you've set any place. 982 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,640 But also, just the acknowledgement that not only is there 983 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,040 the hard work that comes with that, 984 00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,920 sometimes the successes aren't always there. 985 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,840 And sometimes you have to be prepared 986 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:26,040 for the failures that come with that. 987 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,880 And they can be overwhelming. 988 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:33,800 So it's if you want to pursue that part of your life, 989 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:37,000 if you want to pursue something that is your dream, 990 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,040 I'm gonna be here to fully support you 991 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,320 in whatever that is. 992 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:45,320 But with it, I would always prepare for some sort of a backup plan 993 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:49,160 and something that you can do 994 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,120 when things aren't going well for whatever that profession is 995 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,160 because there will be times. 996 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:55,280 There will be moments when those things happen. 997 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:57,520 And so it's not just about putting in all the hard work 998 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,240 'cause you can put all the hard work in the world in 999 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,720 and not get the break. 1000 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:05,720 So you've got to be prepared for what that's going to be 1001 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,800 and how you're going to move forward with that. 1002 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,960 'Cause I'm all for following that dream. 1003 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,960 I'm all for being what you wanna be, 1004 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,320 but just realize that in order to do that, 1005 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,360 there's gonna be a number of other things that you have to do 1006 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,120 that other people, your friends, aren't going to have to do. 1007 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,800 - Yeah. 1008 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:21,960 - T-shirt, I can't. 1009 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,000 I have softball. 1010 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,840 - Yes. 1011 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:25,840 - 100%. 1012 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:26,840 Look at this. 1013 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,680 We're like what, half an hour into this 1014 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,720 and we've got two t-shirts already ready to go. 1015 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:33,400 (laughs) 1016 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,720 Now there's two different things that I, 1017 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:38,520 one I have a problem with and I'll bring that up secondly here, 1018 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:42,320 but the free-range parenting element that people had been doing 1019 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:43,760 like when my kids were little, 1020 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,840 which was just basically like let your kids do whatever 1021 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,560 the fuck they wanna do. 1022 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,440 We grew up at a time when you didn't have to, 1023 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,280 you can go out and do whatever, we were latch key kids. 1024 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,120 You go out and you do whatever you wanna do as long as you're home 1025 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,960 before the street lights come on your end of your shape. 1026 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,480 If you've gotten your homework done and all that kind of stuff. 1027 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,000 But free-range parenting was kind of the, 1028 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,600 in my opinion was kind of the forced air to that. 1029 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,640 It was like, well, you know, look, 1030 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,880 if we did it when we were growing up, 1031 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,880 why can't we let our kids do it? 1032 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,520 So we'll just let them do anything that they wanna do. 1033 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,880 They will have free reign. 1034 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,240 You've seen some of the schools, like the Montessori schools, 1035 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:20,480 they're like, there's not a regimented program in place 1036 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,800 for them as to what they're going to learn. 1037 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,920 Whatever you want when you go in that day, 1038 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,000 you go and learn it and the teachers will be there 1039 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,560 for whatever you wanna focus on kind of until you're tired 1040 00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,240 of it and move on to the next thing. 1041 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,800 Which again, I don't have a problem with that. 1042 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:35,720 But I do think that there has to be guidelines in place 1043 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,520 and free-range parenting was sort of the anti-guide line 1044 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,880 portion of things. 1045 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,040 And I think we've seen, go ahead. 1046 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,880 - I just said the words you're looking for is structure. 1047 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:48,440 There is a ton of evidence scientific evidence. 1048 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:50,920 - Yes, kids need structure. 1049 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,120 - Period. 1050 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,480 - Hard-stopped period. 1051 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,120 Like, they thrive on it. 1052 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:58,120 And then that goes from everything from the theory of sleep 1053 00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,120 to get sleep and letting your kid kind of cry it out. 1054 00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:02,960 Which I always thought was the worst thing 1055 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,200 when you have a child. 1056 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,200 That's just has been born or is in the first year 1057 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,920 of their life and you're like, I can't stand all the crying 1058 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,280 when we need to get them to go down for their nap 1059 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,920 and the time that they're supposed to have their nap 1060 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,200 and you're like, just let them cry it out. 1061 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,720 I'm like, that's so mean. 1062 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:18,640 But it works. 1063 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:20,280 And they cry it out and they go to sleep 1064 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,200 and they start to develop their patterns from there. 1065 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,440 That's how this all comes together. 1066 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,360 But it's part of that structure. 1067 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,480 It's part of realizing, there's discipline. 1068 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:30,440 There are things that you have. 1069 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,320 If you're constantly free-ranging, 1070 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,120 you don't necessarily get the ought of discipline 1071 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,400 as something that enters your mind. 1072 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,320 You're not getting punished for doing things. 1073 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,040 It's kind of like either a success or failure, 1074 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,520 but there's no punishment when you're looking at 1075 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,800 the way you interact with other people 1076 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,560 and how you interact in a society as the case may be. 1077 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,120 I always bring it back to work for my kids. 1078 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,840 I'm like, yeah, intellectually speaking here, 1079 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,640 do you think that this would work if you were at a job? 1080 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:03,360 So if you were free-ranging at work, people, parents, 1081 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:06,240 and you had a very specific job, 1082 00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:08,120 I don't know, say you're a nurse, right? 1083 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,560 And you're a free-range nurse. 1084 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,160 I'm pretty sure you're not going to be a nurse 1085 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,560 at whatever particular place you're working very long 1086 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,760 if you're free-range. 1087 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,160 Right, there's a specific set of things you have to do. 1088 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,560 You got a little patience, paper, blah, blah, blah. 1089 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,760 Anyway, that free-range, bad. 1090 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,520 You have free-range brain surgeon. 1091 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:28,360 That's not going to happen. 1092 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:29,520 That is not, that is. 1093 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,800 Yeah, let me just climb around in the sky's brain 1094 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,960 for a while so it's there. 1095 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,080 And I'm going to go eat a snack while I'm doing it. 1096 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,280 Who says I got to get this thing all stitched up 1097 00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,200 and closed up quickly? 1098 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,040 We're having fun. 1099 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:39,840 Let's get at this. 1100 00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,600 Watch what I can make him do with his left hand. 1101 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,840 Let's check this out. 1102 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,160 Exactly, yeah, folks. 1103 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,040 So-- 1104 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,120 And then we'll arrange that. 1105 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,320 The last thing I want to put out there, 1106 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:51,440 and I've sort of tried to rally against this 1107 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,880 for the most part of my kids because I've 1108 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,440 seen other parents do this with their kids, which is the not 1109 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,720 making your kids do things because you didn't like to do them 1110 00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,120 when you were their age. 1111 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,240 Like, I don't like to clean my room. 1112 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:04,480 I didn't like to do it when I was a kid. 1113 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,680 Well, you also have a messy fucking house right now. 1114 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:10,520 So I don't like walking into your stinky house 1115 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,240 because you don't like to clean because you had to clean 1116 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,200 when you were younger, when you were a kid. 1117 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,800 There's a reason why all that happened on just a basic health 1118 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:24,280 level, but sanitary functions being able to breathe 1119 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,160 in one's home, not walking in where there's mold. 1120 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,560 I mean, there's all kinds of things in there. 1121 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,000 So if you didn't like it, I'm sorry. 1122 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,360 You didn't like cleaning. 1123 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,440 But there's a reason that people do it. 1124 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,040 There's a reason that when you go to a restaurant 1125 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,280 or you go to a dining establishment, 1126 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,200 they have to keep it placed clean. 1127 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,840 What if they were pissed that they had to keep it so clean? 1128 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,160 When their parents owned a restaurant, now they're like, 1129 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,440 "Fuck it, we're just going to keep this place filthy." 1130 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,400 That's what puts the guy who goes in and rescues the bars 1131 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,400 and rescues the restaurants. 1132 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,400 It's put him in business because he goes in there 1133 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,520 and he's like, "What's with the rats running around your kitchen?" 1134 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,040 "Oh, my parents made me get rid of the rats when I was a kid, 1135 00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,800 so I don't like to do that anymore. 1136 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:01,400 I'm going to let the rats run around here." 1137 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,240 Well, you're fucking going to be closed down. 1138 00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,880 So I think that there's a point where you didn't like it 1139 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:08,640 and I appreciate that, but I think you can still explain 1140 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,760 to your kids what it was you didn't like about it 1141 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,080 and how it can be done differently 1142 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,160 so that the same result is there. 1143 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,960 The place is clean, it's tidy, it's sanitary, 1144 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:22,320 it's not, you know, there's no mold around the place. 1145 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,280 Those, I grew up with 16 fucking cats in my house, Chad. 1146 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:27,800 - Yeah. - 16 cats. 1147 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,440 It wasn't even a house. 1148 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,440 It was a kitty litter box with a chimney. 1149 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,800 That's what I grew up in. 1150 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,960 And you can't clean that. 1151 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,640 That's uncleanable. 1152 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,880 That's a, you fucking have to raise that building 1153 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,160 is what you have to do. 1154 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,720 So that's, I burn it. 1155 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,600 I, yeah, and I so like, I'm not gonna go tell my kids, 1156 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,960 hey, I hated having to clean up cat shit 1157 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,680 because my mom wouldn't do it. 1158 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,440 So I'm not gonna make you do it. 1159 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,720 Like, you have to be able to explain the situation 1160 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:57,520 and put it into terms where the result is still there. 1161 00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:59,920 You don't, you don't want to raise an entire generation 1162 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:01,360 of kids who think they don't have to do anything 1163 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,600 because they don't like it. 1164 00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:03,880 That's not what this is about. 1165 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,160 Again, it goes back to work. 1166 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,400 It goes back to functioning in society 1167 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,560 but there's got to be a way that you're still going 1168 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:12,160 to interact with others at some point. 1169 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,000 And guess what? 1170 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,240 You're gonna have to do shit you don't like to do. 1171 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:16,840 - Oh, 1,000%. 1172 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,000 That's especially when those people become parents 1173 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,480 and then they realize, oh shit, 1174 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,680 I'm the only one who is here to change my kids a diaper. 1175 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,520 - Yes. 1176 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:27,360 (laughing) 1177 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,200 - God. 1178 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,960 - You've got to be honest. 1179 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,040 I'll fucking, I will tell everyone 1180 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:33,080 I'm pointing at the camera here. 1181 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,480 I will tell every one of you new dads right now 1182 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,680 is scared as you are about changing 1183 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,560 a shitty diaper for your kids. 1184 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,000 As frightening as that seems, 1185 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,040 whatever it's gonna be, whatever you've built up 1186 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:48,040 to be in your imagination. 1187 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,960 There is not a better bonding moment with your child 1188 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,280 than cleaning that diaper. 1189 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,720 Looking at them in the face, 1190 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:59,360 singing to them, talking to them when they're tiny 1191 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,480 and they're giggling and they're kicking, 1192 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,160 there is not a better bonding moment. 1193 00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,920 So for all your boys, 1194 00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,320 I don't wanna have to clean a dirty diaper. 1195 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:09,160 Fuck off. 1196 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:12,000 So you've got a kid now and go enjoy it. 1197 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,920 That's a moment in all of that diaper changing. 1198 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,440 You're never going to get back. 1199 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,080 So go and be a parent and let that be a point 1200 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,200 where you've got the ability to bond with your kid 1201 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,480 instead of making it this. 1202 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:27,240 - I refuse to do it because I don't wanna get my hands dirty. 1203 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:29,360 - Two things, one, preach it brother. 1204 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,240 Two, changing a diaper allows you 1205 00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:35,280 when they're teenagers and/or at their wedding. 1206 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,120 (laughing) 1207 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,840 You have to tell them, hey, you know what, 1208 00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,360 I used to wipe your ass. 1209 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,200 - Yes. 1210 00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,480 - It's a grime in them. 1211 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,200 Fuck them, you can tell their new found us. 1212 00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:46,040 - What friends? 1213 00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:48,320 - Or you want to be a very dead wedding. 1214 00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,160 - Yeah, you know, I'm a dad. 1215 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,320 I'm gonna make a speech and I'm gonna say in the speech, 1216 00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,520 yes, I remember when I used to wipe your ass. 1217 00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,560 I mean, that's-- - Remember when you had that time 1218 00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,120 that the shit exploded out of your diaper, do you remember? 1219 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:01,200 'Cause I remember that. 1220 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,200 I was there. 1221 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:03,640 I had to clean that up. 1222 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,280 - Do you remember that time on the airplane 1223 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,320 where I caught all of your vomit in a blanket? 1224 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,240 Yeah, that was me. 1225 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,240 That was me. 1226 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,280 - Remember when you were running around on the water pad 1227 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,600 in your bathing suit and you just shit yourself 1228 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,800 right there in the middle of it? 1229 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:16,800 'Cause I remember that. 1230 00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:18,120 I was there for that. 1231 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:18,960 - I was there. 1232 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:19,800 - Yeah. 1233 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,800 - So those are great moments folks, 1234 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,760 is to be able to relive those later. 1235 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:26,200 So like my buddy here, Bauer San, 1236 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,600 absolutely 1,000% do it. 1237 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,600 Because later on, that's comedy gold, that's all I'm saying. 1238 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,320 It's comedy, but it's bonding too. 1239 00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:36,800 And you're not-- - You're not, you're not-- 1240 00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,800 - Guess what you're not serious. 1241 00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,640 - That's the serious reason. 1242 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,480 - You're not gonna get that anyplace else. 1243 00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:43,160 So take it for what it's worth 1244 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:46,240 and don't be such a Sally about the shit part of it. 1245 00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:47,160 Just deal with it. 1246 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,000 You're gonna be a grown, 1247 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,160 you're gonna have so much more to deal with. 1248 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,520 You're gonna have so much more now. 1249 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,440 - Oh, just like 'til they're teenagers. 1250 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:54,600 - Yes, yes. 1251 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,000 (laughing) 1252 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,400 Wait 'til you find out they've got a Snapchat account 1253 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:00,080 and what they're fucking putting out there. 1254 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:01,760 Then you can start to worry. 1255 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:04,120 But now, just clean a diaper or two, bro. 1256 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:04,960 - No, it's easy. 1257 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,880 - It's simple, it's simple, it's basic. 1258 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:07,800 - Clean it up. 1259 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,520 - Yeah, nothing wrong with that. 1260 00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,720 All right, we're getting ready to take a break here 1261 00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,560 when we come back. 1262 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,240 The things that our parents did in the 1980s 1263 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:16,480 when we were growing up, 1264 00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:17,920 you can get away with now. 1265 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:19,640 I don't think you can get away with it now. 1266 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:21,920 I wouldn't suggest trying to get away with it now. 1267 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,360 And I would think that most people, 1268 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,040 I'm looking back on it, at least two or three of these things 1269 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,160 should have been illegal. 1270 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:30,560 My dad should be-- 1271 00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,720 - I'm sure. 1272 00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,800 - On Alcatraz still, because-- 1273 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:36,720 - Honestly, I'm surprised. 1274 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:40,040 - You could find some, there's some serious, 1275 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,240 like the child protective services 1276 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,840 would have something to say about this shit. 1277 00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,240 - Yeah, I'm surprised I'm not dead from lung cancer, to be honest. 1278 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,080 I mean-- 1279 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,840 - Right after that, the amount of times. 1280 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,720 Number one on the list, there must have been friends 1281 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:57,160 that we had that never survived because of this. 1282 00:48:57,160 --> 00:49:01,240 There has to be, or are now like incapacitated. 1283 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:02,080 And you know what I mean? 1284 00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:02,920 Like-- 1285 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:03,840 - Yeah, oh yeah. 1286 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,080 - All right, we'll talk about what those things were 1287 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,920 in the '80s and how they could never, 1288 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,960 absolutely never happen again these days 1289 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,200 when we were turning here on the dad's own podcasts. 1290 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,800 (upbeat music) 1291 00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:22,120 - This is this is a clearly, clearly not 1292 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:25,320 metrosexual moment, moment in history. 1293 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,320 Crazy horse. 1294 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,600 Celebrated for his ferocity and battle, 1295 00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:32,480 Crazy horse was recognized among the Lakota Indians as a visionary leader. 1296 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,480 In 1876, the US War Department ordered all Lakota on the reservation 1297 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,000 and Crazy Horse, he didn't say, "Let's share. 1298 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,200 "Let's hold hands and sing kumbaya." 1299 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,960 He became a leader of the resistance. 1300 00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,880 Further more he wrote in a battle on an angry Steve, 1301 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,800 not some pansy automobile, like a BW bug or a PT cruiser. 1302 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,400 Crazy horse famously said, "My lands are where my dead lie buried." 1303 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,360 A famous metrosexual 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forgiveness. 1331 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,080 Order now at cacosforcrice.com. 1332 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:03,660 (upbeat music) 1333 00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:08,600 Welcome back to the dad's own podcast. 1334 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:13,480 Still to come, try to capture the whole 1335 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,520 of parenting in one social media post. 1336 00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:21,520 And you think the worst parent of the year, 20, 25 contests 1337 00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:26,000 is getting ready to wrap up all notes 1338 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:26,840 is heating up my breath. 1339 00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,560 We are officially in March. 1340 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:32,480 So when you start looking at bracketology, 1341 00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:34,760 we're ready to get into the parenting 1342 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,600 that is the worst of 20, 25. 1343 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,000 And this may be, as I take a look at this chat, 1344 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,080 and I might be wrong, we'll have to discuss this further. 1345 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:45,360 I think we're getting pretty close to this being 1346 00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,280 the end of the 20, 25 entries 1347 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:51,000 because we are, we are that close to starting the brackets 1348 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,600 in the comments. - Yeah, time to throw them in the brackets. 1349 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:53,840 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1350 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,720 We'll have to get the interns to create 1351 00:51:57,720 --> 00:52:01,240 this little bracket chart with all the parents on it. 1352 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:02,200 - Yes, yes, yes. 1353 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:03,840 And by interns, you mean the sweatshop kids? 1354 00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,040 I had told that. - That's yeah. 1355 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,920 - 'Cause I think that that's, we're close. 1356 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:08,760 We're there. 1357 00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,120 We're ready to start working on these brackets 1358 00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,960 and formulating who's the worst of the worst. 1359 00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:16,120 And so today may be one of the last entries that we have. 1360 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,320 So it'll be that important when you start thinking about 1361 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,640 who really gets cast as the worst parent of 20, 25. 1362 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:24,560 This entry could mean something that's desperately important, 1363 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,840 not just to the space available, 1364 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,240 but then who are they gonna be taking on down the road 1365 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:33,120 and really walk away as the champ of the worst parent of 20, 25. 1366 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:39,520 All right, that said, our parents, they didn't know, 1367 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:43,040 I'm gonna give them this, they didn't know any better. 1368 00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,280 The technology that they had wasn't nearly the technology 1369 00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,400 that you and I have had while our kids, 1370 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,280 seniors in high school, our eldest, our, our, 1371 00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:53,800 we've been growing up, right? 1372 00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:57,280 The technology has been far and away improved for them 1373 00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,040 compared to when we were growing up. 1374 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,640 And that is proven by some of the parenting techniques 1375 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,720 that we went through, we saw, we were a part of 1376 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,160 where we saw some friends go through, 1377 00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,440 but understanding what the parenting life was like 1378 00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,000 in the 80s and what we had to deal with as kids. 1379 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,920 How did we survive that, Chad the dad? 1380 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,200 I don't know, only your mustache can tell. 1381 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,360 But let's take a look at some of the things 1382 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,640 that we could never get away with now. 1383 00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:26,880 Not only could we never get away with it. 1384 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,280 In a lot of these cases, I'm gonna say in the handful 1385 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:31,640 of them, we could be cited and ticketed. 1386 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:35,400 We could, we could have, you know, we could have, 1387 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,600 - We could have a record, so I say, 1388 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:37,760 - We could have a record. 1389 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:41,480 - Yes, you could have in any given state, 1390 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,480 you could have people chasing you down 1391 00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:47,400 for treating your kids poorly by doing some of these things. 1392 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,880 And this was just normal parenting in the 80s. 1393 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,720 This was every day, every kid on your block, 1394 00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:56,280 on my block did this because their parents had them do this. 1395 00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:57,760 So I'll start with the number one, 1396 00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,680 which I don't know how I didn't die. 1397 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,440 I don't know how I didn't end up with more brain injury 1398 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:09,440 than I currently have, but we had seatbelts. 1399 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:14,080 I mean, the seatbelts nowadays, you've got the strap 1400 00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:16,680 that comes across the chest, it securely fits in there. 1401 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,920 It's got, you know, it's got a knife, 1402 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,040 you could adjust the height so that, you know, 1403 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,920 it comes across the shoulder at the right place 1404 00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:22,760 and across your chest. 1405 00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,840 You're not choking people out on the neck. 1406 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,840 There's all kinds of, we didn't have that 1407 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,840 in my dad's 1976 Ford Pinto wagon 1408 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:31,640 with the fake paneling on the side. 1409 00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,880 We had one belt that strapped across your waist, 1410 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,000 and that, you had to cinch that up 1411 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,280 so that you could sit into place relatively safely, 1412 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,960 but dad and mom never really cared about it. 1413 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,640 It was not a big deal. 1414 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,480 - No. 1415 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,720 - Well, it was not law. 1416 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:48,720 - No. 1417 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:49,560 - Right. 1418 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,720 - And God knows. 1419 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:52,400 - Yeah, we absolutely rode around like that 1420 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,240 without seatbelts. 1421 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,120 I mean, I can't tell you even, I remember very clearly 1422 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,720 like when the law changed and my parents were like, 1423 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,400 seatbelts, fuck that. 1424 00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:03,520 I mean, like seriously, like I remember, 1425 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,600 like you know, as a kid, you're like, 1426 00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:06,680 oh, well, they changed the law, 1427 00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:07,920 I gotta wear seatbelts now, right? 1428 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,960 Like, I gotta be a rule follower 1429 00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:10,880 and my parents are like, 1430 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:12,600 (blows raspberry) 1431 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:13,440 (blows raspberry) 1432 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:14,280 - Yes. 1433 00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,440 - They're like shut the fuck up. 1434 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,480 That's what they wanted to say. 1435 00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,880 That's what they wanted to say to you. 1436 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:18,920 (laughs) 1437 00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,080 They wanted to go, hey, you know what? 1438 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:21,080 The seatbel thing? 1439 00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:22,400 - Shut the fuck up. 1440 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,480 - Thank you. 1441 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:24,320 We haven't needed it. 1442 00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:25,160 We didn't have it. 1443 00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,440 We didn't even have seatbelts when we were kids. 1444 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,440 - Yeah. - So, look, that's right. 1445 00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,280 - I'm alive. 1446 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:34,600 - Not only that, but if you had the family wagon, 1447 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:37,760 you didn't even have seatbelts in the back of the wagon. 1448 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,760 Where everybody was supposed to sit, 1449 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:40,040 it was like built for the kids. 1450 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,200 There was bench seating, 1451 00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,640 depending on how big the station wagon was, 1452 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,240 for you to sit with a bunch of your friends 1453 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,400 where everybody's knees were kind of knocking together 1454 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:52,000 in the center there, but it was like a u-shaped seating arrangement 1455 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,360 and there wasn't a damn belt in any of those places. 1456 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,760 Certainly no kind of a harness. 1457 00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,440 It was just you, not only that, 1458 00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,680 we're about riding in the back of a truck. 1459 00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:01,880 - Oh, God. - People just used to ride 1460 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,600 in the back of a truck without any belts there. 1461 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,160 They had a fucking car called a Subaru Brat 1462 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:12,000 that had seats in the back of the truck. 1463 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,880 With no seat, they had handles. 1464 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,160 You could hold on to the handles like you were in a fucking 1465 00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:20,040 circus ride, but they didn't have any seatbelts for you. 1466 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,120 So any belts in the row, you're bumping out of the back 1467 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,520 of the truck, you're catching air. 1468 00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:28,120 And that was like a selling point 1469 00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,520 was that they had seats back there for you to sit 1470 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,320 in the back of the Subaru Brat. 1471 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:36,440 So Jesus, I don't know how more of us didn't die 1472 00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,400 from that Chad than any of these. 1473 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:43,400 - Some of us did, but yeah, probably a lot less these days. 1474 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:48,400 You would guarantee it summertime. 1475 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,360 You would see at least, I would say once a week, 1476 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:55,320 if I try to average it out, one person driving around 1477 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,760 with, by the way, not obeying any speed limit 1478 00:56:57,760 --> 00:56:59,600 whatsoever in a neighborhood, 1479 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,720 with their truck and a dog in the back of the truck, 1480 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,840 like just bouncing around as well. 1481 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:06,440 Like you'd say, how did I- 1482 00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,520 - I live in Texas, that should happen today. 1483 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:11,440 - Jesus, still that's happening, Texas is a good point. 1484 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,440 (laughing) 1485 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,520 - Not just a dog, like you got a family of dogs. 1486 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,720 - Look, they got the puppies in the back too, that's great. 1487 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:18,560 That's fun. 1488 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:23,080 I'll bring this up because I saw it again 1489 00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:25,400 in the bird cage, the smoking around kids. 1490 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:26,400 That wasn't a problem. 1491 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,240 They didn't have a problem. 1492 00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,840 You could get on a fucking plane, a tube in the air 1493 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:33,480 with very little ventilation and just light up a heater 1494 00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:37,520 on the flight to across country with kids here. 1495 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,080 - I can't tell you how many, how many days, 1496 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:43,960 hours, months, weeks that I spent in a car. 1497 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:45,480 So I'm gripping Colorado, right? 1498 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:49,320 Winter time, cold outside, windows are up. 1499 00:57:49,320 --> 00:57:52,240 Parents smoking in the car, windows closed. 1500 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,000 Which, like why I haven't died of lung cancer 1501 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,760 at the point of my life is in mystery. 1502 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,520 But yeah, like I remember so clearly, 1503 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,640 like just being like, oh god damn it, you're gonna smoke again. 1504 00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,840 I'm like, you're trying to hold my breath 1505 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,200 for as long as possible and like, you know, 1506 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:14,160 breathe like maybe there was fresh air under the seat 1507 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,400 for me, because I didn't wear a seatbelt 1508 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,720 so I could climb under the seat. 1509 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,560 - You could be right down the seat. 1510 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,320 - I'm gonna be trying to breathe some of that fresh air down there. 1511 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,720 - Just to add to that a little bit, 1512 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,200 and the way that the cars were built back then, 1513 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,600 not everybody had air conditioning. 1514 00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,000 Air conditioning was a luxury for a lot of people 1515 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,840 in the late 70s and early 80s. 1516 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,200 And so you would be lucky in my dad's board, Pinto, 1517 00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:35,600 that he would roll down the window a little bit. 1518 00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,800 Yeah, actually roll it down. 1519 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,720 You didn't have a button you pressed the roll down, 1520 00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,880 you had to actually, with the crank, 1521 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:43,560 turn the crank to roll your window up or down 1522 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,000 depending on how it went, 1523 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:48,040 or if you were lucky enough to be a kid in the back seat, 1524 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,680 while mom and dad were smoking, 1525 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,960 they didn't even have a window that you could roll down 1526 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:53,720 that these little pop out windows, 1527 00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,120 they would look like a lock, 1528 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,880 and it would give you about a maybe an inch and a half 1529 00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:00,000 worth of space for air to come in. 1530 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,000 - Not even that. 1531 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:03,160 - Three quarters of an inch if you're lucky. 1532 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,760 - Yeah, so that was the fresh air that you were getting. 1533 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:07,160 And what that actually did is, 1534 00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:08,720 if they didn't roll their window down the front, 1535 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,800 it just blew the smoke that would go, 1536 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,280 the air would come in through the back windows, 1537 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,920 go to the front and blow the smoke right back to you. 1538 00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,720 (laughing) 1539 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,160 - Yeah, the, what those were were vents for the smoke 1540 00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:21,520 from the front of the car to come to the back of the car 1541 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,520 where you were to go out those windows. 1542 00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,320 So as you're sitting there like trying to suck 1543 00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,080 some fresh air out of that little three quarters 1544 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,360 of an inch, just like, 1545 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,480 you're basically all you're doing is just breathing the smoke 1546 00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,720 that was killing, you know, exiting the vehicle. 1547 00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,480 - And yet every year, as I watch planes, trains, 1548 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:38,960 and automobiles and John Candy like that car on fire 1549 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,360 with his cigarettes in, 1550 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,920 I never have stopped to think about God, that's exactly what, 1551 00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:45,880 you know, it could have been that kind of danger 1552 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,240 that we were going in with our parents who were like, 1553 00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:50,760 I love you, but I gotta have my Virginia Slim. 1554 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:51,600 So. 1555 00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:53,480 (laughing) 1556 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,360 - Yeah, I don't love you as much as I love my Virginia Slim. 1557 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,560 - I love my Virginia Slim. 1558 00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:59,200 - Plants, like a lot more. 1559 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:02,320 I mean, like, you're, I'll see you when I go to put you to bed 1560 01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,320 and we'll have time, but I gotta have this Virginia Slim, 1561 01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:05,720 you know, because of you right now, 1562 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,560 that's what I have to do. 1563 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:08,360 - Right, I'm sure that's why. 1564 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:12,600 - Again, we, we grew up at a time where we were latch key kids. 1565 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,760 So our parents seemingly didn't give a shit, 1566 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:18,480 like as long as you could get to your house and open the door, 1567 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:21,280 or you maybe, you know, as I started to get older, 1568 01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:23,040 they'd put a key hide it someplace, right? 1569 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,400 They'd have one of those fake rocks in the yard 1570 01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:26,680 that had a key hidden in it, 1571 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,320 or they'd have the magnetized thing under the car, 1572 01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:30,840 or wherever for you to be able to get the key, 1573 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,320 so you could open the door and get it. 1574 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:34,680 But early on, it was just, everything was unlocked, 1575 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,680 good to go, just like getting the house, 1576 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,680 and then go do what you wanted to do. 1577 01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:41,040 Logging's like, got your homework done, you're good to go. 1578 01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:44,600 Just be back before the lights go out on the street. 1579 01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:46,440 - You could do so much shit. 1580 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:50,000 We never did, like we just were playing baseball all the time, 1581 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,160 I never did. 1582 01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:55,720 - It's, that's the 80s version of free range parenting, 1583 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,600 really, and it was just all pretty. 1584 01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:00,960 - Yeah, it was, yeah, it was called parenting, like that. 1585 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,520 (laughing) 1586 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:06,000 But yeah, that unsupervised time really allowed us 1587 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,040 to have this level of creativity, 1588 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,120 and like, you know, making up the game, 1589 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,600 these around baseball, or like, I mean, 1590 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,000 I can't say how many hours we played, 1591 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,480 kicked the can, right? 1592 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,720 Summer time, we're out of school, 1593 01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,240 all the kids in the neighborhood get together, 1594 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,720 play that shit for hours. 1595 01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,040 - Yeah, hours and hours and hours. 1596 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,840 - On you, it was like a stick and a rock, 1597 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,440 and I would hit that like it was a baseball. 1598 01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,160 We would find shit to do. 1599 01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:32,480 But that said, your parents were nowhere to be found. 1600 01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:33,320 - Yeah. 1601 01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,920 - They were working, they were doing something. 1602 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,200 They weren't following you, 1603 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,240 they weren't taking you to a park and watching you on a 1604 01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:39,400 child-lay date. 1605 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:40,960 Like that didn't happen. 1606 01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:42,720 - Child care was not an industry back then. 1607 01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:44,360 (laughing) 1608 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,760 - No, the only time you had a sitter 1609 01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:49,120 was when your parents were going out to like, you know, 1610 01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:51,040 there was some sort of a Christmas party 1611 01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:52,520 for the company or dad worked at, 1612 01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,200 and you didn't have a sitter every day of the week, 1613 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,040 or you know what I mean? 1614 01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,040 Like there was nobody to take you and to make you, 1615 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:01,520 I had to make myself lunch or make myself 1616 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,520 on my brother lunch. 1617 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,400 There was nobody there to do any of that. 1618 01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,640 We had to do all of that. 1619 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,600 So that was the thing that got me like, 1620 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:11,560 they could just, your parents could just 1621 01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,600 fucking abandon you. 1622 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:13,880 And they felt like, all right, 1623 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:15,960 please not gonna kill himself will be in good shape. 1624 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:17,840 And I don't know what that test was. 1625 01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:18,680 I don't know where it was. 1626 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:20,600 We're like, okay, seems like, 1627 01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,640 I mean, we have a fire escape plan in place, 1628 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,760 and we're on a, I mean, it's a ranch, it's a one story. 1629 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:26,600 You're not going any place. 1630 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:27,840 We have a fire escape in place. 1631 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,400 He's had earthquake drills at school. 1632 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,240 He's good. 1633 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,080 Let's just let him do it. 1634 01:02:31,080 --> 01:02:32,080 All good. 1635 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,320 I mean, there was so many things that could go wrong, 1636 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,600 but didn't. 1637 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:39,680 And somehow the fact that my parents were never around, 1638 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,520 and we could do whatever we wanted, 1639 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,440 that's, I don't think that could happen these days. 1640 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,280 You would never see anything like that happen. 1641 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:46,480 We just got to play day. 1642 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:49,080 We just got to be at the park at some place with a nanny 1643 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,760 or somebody else's parents. 1644 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:52,280 And then you got to meet their parents there 1645 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:53,480 and you got to have coffee. 1646 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,320 And then you can only play for a certain amount of time 1647 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,320 before you get them to the next big event. 1648 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:58,520 I didn't have any of those events. 1649 01:02:58,520 --> 01:03:00,000 I played little league and that was it. 1650 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,280 That's all that ever happened. 1651 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,120 So what I hear you saying, 1652 01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:06,520 Bauer is that you were longing for the old days 1653 01:03:06,520 --> 01:03:08,800 where you could just give your kid a key 1654 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:11,320 and just tell him to do whatever the fact they want. 1655 01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:12,840 And you don't have to worry about it. 1656 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,080 It's so weird because when my kids were little, 1657 01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:16,520 I couldn't even think about that. 1658 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,440 I couldn't be like, just come back with the lights. 1659 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,280 Come on. 1660 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:21,680 There's no way. 1661 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:22,840 You imagine saying that. 1662 01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,680 You're seven. 1663 01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:24,680 You don't know what that means. 1664 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,720 I couldn't ever say that to Charlie. 1665 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,200 I couldn't say that to Lucky Noun. 1666 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:29,520 She's going to be 11 this week. 1667 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,200 I could never just be like, just come back with the lights. 1668 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,040 Come on. 1669 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:34,040 I don't care who's house. 1670 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,840 I don't know where you are. 1671 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:36,840 Don't even know. 1672 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:37,840 Try it. 1673 01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:38,840 Just try it. 1674 01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:39,840 Tell her, tell her. 1675 01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,000 Just get out of the house. 1676 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:41,840 Don't come back to the lights. 1677 01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:42,840 Come on. 1678 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:43,840 In the street. 1679 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:44,840 You imagine it. 1680 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,640 Holy shit. 1681 01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,280 I don't need to know where you are. 1682 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,560 Who's house you're at. 1683 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:52,160 I don't give a fuck just as long as you come home. 1684 01:03:52,160 --> 01:03:55,280 Or you've got to be close enough to hear me yell down the street. 1685 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:56,720 So that when you hear me, 1686 01:03:56,720 --> 01:04:00,800 the dinners ready, then you know to come and be right here. 1687 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:05,840 That's all you, that was the only responsibility you had. 1688 01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:06,840 Oh, the ladies. 1689 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,240 How do we survive that? 1690 01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:10,240 Spanking is a discipline. 1691 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,240 I don't even think we need to go in there. 1692 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:14,440 There's nobody who's doing anything like that. 1693 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:15,440 Wow. 1694 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:19,400 Okay, not, not disciplining my parent, my children, but, you know, 1695 01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,880 between being Paula, we'll just-- 1696 01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:22,280 Totally different scenario. 1697 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,120 That goes back to the it and how you cure the it. 1698 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:26,320 Just a little, a little spank here. 1699 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,320 And there's nothing bad. 1700 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,200 It's not, it's not. 1701 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,920 We see this a lot on the worst parents of the year 1702 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,400 when we bring those stories in here, 1703 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:40,240 but sitting on a kid sitting on a parent's lap while they're driving. 1704 01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:41,760 That's how I learned how to drive. 1705 01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:42,920 I mean, it's so much-- 1706 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,920 Oh, God. 1707 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,360 Well, I mean, exadurate. 1708 01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:46,360 So, but I-- 1709 01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:47,360 You were six. 1710 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,360 I remember getting it. 1711 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:49,360 I was 16, said on my dad's lap. 1712 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:51,440 It was fun. 1713 01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:54,080 No, but I mean, I remember being seven, eight, nine years old, 1714 01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:56,240 like, you know, my dad let me drive. 1715 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,240 Like-- 1716 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:58,240 Yeah. 1717 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,160 I remember we lived on this, like, long road 1718 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,600 that was all uphill to our house. 1719 01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:09,560 And I was maybe, I don't know, 11, 12, 13 years old. 1720 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:12,000 And I'd be like, yeah, come on, dad. 1721 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,080 And so, yeah, he'd let me sit on his lap. 1722 01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:16,760 And I, you know, we drive up the hill. 1723 01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:18,920 I get to drive, like, on the road. 1724 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:19,920 No, so-- 1725 01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:20,920 Yeah, I was-- 1726 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,960 I mean, dangerous as fuck, I'm sure. 1727 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:24,960 Sure. 1728 01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:25,960 I can't even think about it. 1729 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:30,120 And I will say, probably driving back then a little different 1730 01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:33,200 than it is today, the vehicles weren't as sophisticated. 1731 01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,720 People didn't drive 75 miles an hour on a 25 mile an hour. 1732 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:37,720 It was a-- 1733 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:38,720 Good point. 1734 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:39,720 Well, I mean, like they do here in Texas, but-- 1735 01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,200 Well, you couldn't drive 75 miles an hour anyway. 1736 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:43,200 Yeah, that's true. 1737 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,200 Like, car seat. 1738 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:46,480 Yeah, and cars really didn't ever go that fast. 1739 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,560 You couldn't, you know, you'd have to spend a lot of money 1740 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,000 on a core van or some shit. 1741 01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,400 Or you'd have to have some really old-school big engine 1742 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:53,680 Mustang, anything to do. 1743 01:05:53,680 --> 01:05:55,240 And it'd be able to make that work. 1744 01:05:55,240 --> 01:05:55,920 Yeah. 1745 01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:59,880 Yeah, so yeah, that was never a-- 1746 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,080 Anyway, so yeah, that's how I-- 1747 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:03,520 I did that as a kid. 1748 01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:04,360 Yeah. 1749 01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:06,160 I will add just a couple of other quick ones here 1750 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:08,320 before move on, because we're going to have to get to some tweets 1751 01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:11,280 or posts technically, because we're going to dive into a little bit 1752 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:14,680 of a blue sky to try to find some parenting posts 1753 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:15,960 that we think are good. 1754 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,240 Helmets. 1755 01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:20,440 You can't see kids without helmets doing anything these days. 1756 01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:24,280 Be it skateboarding, skiing, riding bikes, 1757 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,400 they've got to have helmets for everything. 1758 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,960 And we-- 1759 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,000 If you had a helmet when we were growing up, 1760 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,000 it was because you were-- 1761 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:32,800 There was something wrong with you. 1762 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:34,120 There was something wrong with you. 1763 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,360 [LAUGHTER] 1764 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,280 I mean, wrong to say, but that's the truth. 1765 01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:38,480 Like you do. 1766 01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,680 It's the truth. 1767 01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:44,080 That's how we knew those kids were. 1768 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:45,520 Because all the rest of us were all like, 1769 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:47,400 why does Dave have a helmet? 1770 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:49,080 Oh, shit, that's Dave? 1771 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,160 That's Dave. 1772 01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:51,000 Oh, damn. 1773 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,000 OK. 1774 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,040 He must have been riding in the back of Dad's station, 1775 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,800 why are you going to get-- 1776 01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:58,560 himself for trying to get the fresh air out of the seat. 1777 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,320 Holy shit. 1778 01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:02,720 There used to be a time. 1779 01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,160 I know that's impossible to think of nowadays, 1780 01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:07,520 because we've got television shows and movies, 1781 01:07:07,520 --> 01:07:10,800 and I swear to God, I opened Instagram the other day, 1782 01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:15,320 and just saw a woman breastfeeding her kid on Instagram. 1783 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,280 And I didn't turn away. 1784 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:21,600 I'm just saying, there used to be a time 1785 01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:24,440 when people just fed their kids baby formula. 1786 01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:27,240 My mom always talked about there was never 1787 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:31,200 the concern about breastfeeding, like there is nowadays. 1788 01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:34,320 And it was just all baby formula exclusively, 1789 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,240 like not even-- and sometimes you barely got baby formula. 1790 01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:39,280 As soon as you were able to eat solid foods, 1791 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,280 you were boom, you were transitioned right in there. 1792 01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,840 You were done with any kind of formula, 1793 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:47,840 which is, I think, why I love steak so much these days. 1794 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,280 Ribs. 1795 01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:50,960 There was eating ribs at eight months. 1796 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:51,800 I don't know. 1797 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:53,600 But I do think that that is something 1798 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,800 that you would, again, you would get literally called out. 1799 01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,520 You would be-- you would get yourself-- 1800 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,200 You're in top of-- 1801 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:02,000 Oh, my god. 1802 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:03,000 For real? 1803 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:05,880 You would get your address and socials put out there. 1804 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:07,840 If you weren't breastfeeding your kid, 1805 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:10,680 you would become the center of a commute. 1806 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,720 If they could burn you at a steak like a witch, 1807 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,600 because you weren't breastfeeding your kid, 1808 01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:18,040 you would be burned at that steak. 1809 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:18,640 Truth. 1810 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:23,520 You would be Rebecca Nurse at the Salem Witch Trials, holy shit. 1811 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,920 And then the last one was-- 1812 01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:29,760 And again, I say it's because I'm definitely concerned about it. 1813 01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,920 And we've seen so many bad stories that have happened 1814 01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:35,600 since the time that my 17-year-old daughter's been born. 1815 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,480 But it used to be a time-- 1816 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,840 Chad, nobody cared if you left your kid in the car. 1817 01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:42,520 Parked. 1818 01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:44,040 Gross restored. 1819 01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:44,840 Oh, come on. 1820 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:46,720 Yeah, I know that happened. 1821 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,800 I got left in the car, for sure. 1822 01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:49,480 Yeah. 1823 01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:51,280 I don't have any distinct memories of it. 1824 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,200 But yeah, if you left your kid in the car today, 1825 01:08:53,200 --> 01:09:01,080 just sit there, the car running, or not, either way. 1826 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,400 Back then, people wouldn't blink at night. 1827 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,840 It's like, oh, yeah, I did that yesterday. 1828 01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:05,680 Yeah. 1829 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:06,520 Today? 1830 01:09:06,520 --> 01:09:08,880 Yeah, the police would be there when you came out of the car. 1831 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,640 Someone in that-- someone had just pulled into that parking lot 1832 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,440 and saw the-- 1833 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,600 I mean, they do with dogs. 1834 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,040 They see an animal or something alive in that car. 1835 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,480 They will break the window to try to rescue them. 1836 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,480 Like, the kid was sleeping. 1837 01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,600 I mean, there have been times, as a parent, 1838 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,280 I'm sure you have experiences, too, where you pull up. 1839 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:29,480 You get home from a long road trip, or maybe it's even just 1840 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:33,120 from the kids have gone jumping at the trampoline place 1841 01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:34,840 and you're driving home in a few minutes. 1842 01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:37,680 You know, when I go to the bar, then I let him leave him in the car. 1843 01:09:37,680 --> 01:09:38,360 You at the casino? 1844 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:38,880 I know. 1845 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,640 You're going to be there for a minute. 1846 01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,080 Yeah, leave him in the car and I come home 1847 01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,080 and there are sleepers. 1848 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,960 I give him a bottle of melatonin to play with for a little bit. 1849 01:09:45,960 --> 01:09:46,800 We're all good. 1850 01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:47,640 Who needs it? 1851 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,000 I mean, you can shake it around, right? 1852 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,360 What's the worst can happen? 1853 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:54,320 But you get home and they're asleep and you're like, 1854 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:55,080 they haven't nap. 1855 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,400 They need to nap. 1856 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,040 I'm going to let them sleep in the car. 1857 01:09:58,040 --> 01:10:01,160 I'm going to-- if it's a summertime and leave in the AC, 1858 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:03,000 I'm going to go up in the house. 1859 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,400 I'm going to check on them every five minutes. 1860 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,480 I'll make them my way around, make sure they're still there. 1861 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:09,360 But I'm going to let them sleep in the car because they need to sleep. 1862 01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,880 And I've done that numerous times. 1863 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:14,200 And even to the point where I've maybe even for an hour, 1864 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,560 they sleep in the car and then I go down. 1865 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:18,400 All right, I'm going to wake them up and bring them back in. 1866 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:20,600 And that's why you pull into the garage and shut the door, 1867 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,080 leaving with the car running. 1868 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:25,920 I mean, obviously, so evil. 1869 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,480 So evil. 1870 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,160 You're really sure they're getting that down. 1871 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,920 You know they're getting their nap at that point. 1872 01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:31,440 And they are. 1873 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,920 That's definitely getting that down. 1874 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:35,200 Definitely getting their nap at that point. 1875 01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:36,720 And the last thing I'll just throw out there 1876 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,360 that I never took part in, never wanted to take part in. 1877 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,520 But when we were growing up, wasn't a problem? 1878 01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:42,760 Go hitchhike. 1879 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,720 Give yourself a ride out there by thumbing it. 1880 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,160 The thumb out there, get yourself hitchhike, 1881 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,320 get yourself a ride to wherever you need to get to. 1882 01:10:49,320 --> 01:10:50,200 No big deal. 1883 01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:53,480 Somebody, I'm sure a nice person will drive by in their car 1884 01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:54,960 and see you there on the side of the road 1885 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,880 and just pick you up and take you wherever you need to go for nothing. 1886 01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:59,080 No gas money, no nothing. 1887 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,640 Just go ahead and hitchhike your way there. 1888 01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,080 No, you would not. 1889 01:11:02,080 --> 01:11:03,840 That doesn't happen now. 1890 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,400 It's gas, grass or ass. 1891 01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,440 Nobody rides for free. 1892 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:06,960 Come on. 1893 01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,160 I think I've seen that bumper sticker. 1894 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,480 I think I did see that bumper sticker. 1895 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,920 It was very, very highlighted in the 1980s. 1896 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,680 So it was a different time. 1897 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,440 And these are all outdated practices. 1898 01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:18,120 You would never see anybody do these days. 1899 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,600 And I think in most of those cases, 1900 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,040 like if you do call the police. 1901 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,280 That's good to say. 1902 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,800 Someone's getting cited. 1903 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,680 Child protective services will be called, 1904 01:11:27,680 --> 01:11:29,400 you will be any one of those things 1905 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,880 you will be investigated for. 1906 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:33,000 Seriously investigated for. 1907 01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,920 And then we'll come down and they will question you. 1908 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:35,840 They will question your kid 1909 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:37,760 and then we'll question your neighbors all about you. 1910 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,280 So good luck with that being there. 1911 01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:41,600 Look Mark this episode folks. 1912 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:43,600 This is going to be valuable to you someday. 1913 01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,440 Yeah. 1914 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,920 When we come back, we'll try to see if we can encapsulate 1915 01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:49,600 the what it takes to be apparent here these days, 1916 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:52,040 these days, not in the 80s, but these days. 1917 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:55,920 What it takes to be apparent by digging deep into 1918 01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,720 what it's like to post on social media. 1919 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:00,680 And exactly what they share with us. 1920 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,080 And we talk about parenting next 1921 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:04,200 for the post parenting post of the week 1922 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,520 during the dad's home podcast. 1923 01:12:05,520 --> 01:12:06,600 -Penic A channel. 1924 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:07,760 -What is up? 1925 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,800 -It's the second annual male group 1926 01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:11,560 of the 4G competition. 1927 01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:15,000 And he hits the hole right after Jesse opens it up. 1928 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,840 -What are your host, John Madden and Pat Summeral. 1929 01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:20,640 -And then everyone's kind of slopping around down there 1930 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,240 and grunting and groaning. 1931 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,240 You know, you get mud and stuff flying 1932 01:12:24,240 --> 01:12:27,640 and gang battles and scrums and quagmires. 1933 01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,320 -No fems, fats, or herries. 1934 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:33,720 Just the hunkiest gay studs and wild group action competition. 1935 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,680 -I like to pack that bear round too. 1936 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,640 -Don't get carried away, John. 1937 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:40,400 -There were all kinds of stuff flying around their body. 1938 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,640 -It's male group sex to die for, 1939 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:46,120 as described by the best play by play team in the biz. 1940 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,480 -Yeah, that was the right one. 1941 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,880 That one didn't come and didn't come and didn't come 1942 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:51,920 and finally they threw it out of there. 1943 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:52,920 -Woop. 1944 01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,520 -I don't know where that one came from. 1945 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,160 Look at that big old boy. 1946 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,160 -What a meal. 1947 01:12:57,160 --> 01:12:58,800 Those guys are having a good. 1948 01:12:58,800 --> 01:12:59,800 That's a good group. 1949 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,960 -If you go nuts for tight bots. 1950 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:03,600 -You push, you push, you push. 1951 01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:05,360 -Get gay purview today. 1952 01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,840 -You just rode in backwards. 1953 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,280 -You just went right on his back. 1954 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,560 -Would pat some roll and John Madden. 1955 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,960 -That looked like it was the last shot out of the Roman candle. 1956 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:18,160 -The second annual male group orgy competition on gay purview. 1957 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,680 -I like to pack that bear round too, boy. 1958 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:21,200 Yeah. 1959 01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,480 -He's got a fire into his guy right here. 1960 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:28,120 -Call 1-800-Hey, cutie, the order today. 1961 01:13:28,120 --> 01:13:30,640 -A naked man mingles freely in a locker room. 1962 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,000 It's the Onion Radio News. 1963 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:33,240 I'm Doyle Redland. 1964 01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:38,600 Bali Total Fitness Patron Fred Lippman, age 42, took an after-shower stroll today. 1965 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:41,200 Casually greeting numerous men in the locker room. 1966 01:13:41,200 --> 01:13:44,800 His flaccid penis and talcumputtered scrotum in plain view. 1967 01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:49,400 He socialized for approximately 15 minutes in a state of total undress. 1968 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:53,440 The buck naked Lippman then went on to sit in the most visible spot in the locker room 1969 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:58,520 and apply anti-fungal cream to his feet before finally putting on a towel. 1970 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:00,640 Doyle Redland for the Onion Radio News. 1971 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:29,440 Online at the Onion.com. 1972 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:33,640 You ever seen adults get a phone call from one of their parents? 1973 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,760 You think it was a debt collector? 1974 01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:37,760 -That's my mom. 1975 01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:54,520 -I know you took care of me for a quarter of a century, but now is not a good time. 1976 01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:57,720 -You know what, wasn't a good time giving up my dreams? 1977 01:14:57,720 --> 01:15:03,040 -So you could be a general disappointment. 1978 01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,040 -Back to episode number 308 of the Dad's Home Podcast. 1979 01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,040 I'm Bauer. 1980 01:15:07,040 --> 01:15:09,520 That is Chad the Dad. 1981 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:13,040 All right, so we've got to get to some selections here, Chad. 1982 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,440 I hope you're ready to make some decisions. 1983 01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:19,160 I hope you're going decisive right now, unlike our parents in the 1980s. 1984 01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:26,000 So we've got four possibilities for us to sort of encapsulate the parent post of the 1985 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:28,160 week, if you will. 1986 01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,160 Are you ready to take a look at them? 1987 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:31,160 Let's go. 1988 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:32,160 Bring it. 1989 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:33,160 Here we go. 1990 01:15:33,160 --> 01:15:40,200 The number one, the first one we're going to look at here comes to us from Pagan Drew 1991 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:43,480 Friend, a three-year-old daddy shoots people. 1992 01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:44,480 My husband, huh? 1993 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:45,480 Five-year-old? 1994 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,320 No, he gives them shots. 1995 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:51,280 My husband is the family medicine doctor. 1996 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:52,280 Daddy shoots people. 1997 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:53,280 Daddy shoots people. 1998 01:15:53,280 --> 01:15:55,800 There's another T-shirt right there. 1999 01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:57,560 It makes sense, right? 2000 01:15:57,560 --> 01:16:01,320 He's giving shots and they get easy to see how a three-year-old could get kind of confused 2001 01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,320 by that eye-short light. 2002 01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:04,120 Shot being the past tense. 2003 01:16:04,120 --> 01:16:05,920 Kids paying attention in school. 2004 01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:06,920 Yeah. 2005 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:07,920 So there's our first entry. 2006 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,200 Second entry comes to us from Pagan. 2007 01:16:09,200 --> 01:16:13,760 My son calls Donuts Happy Bagels and I will never refer to them as anything else now. 2008 01:16:13,760 --> 01:16:17,040 I mean, they are Happy Bagels, right? 2009 01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:18,040 Come on. 2010 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,360 Something about that. 2011 01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:20,960 Happy stomach, Happy Bagels. 2012 01:16:20,960 --> 01:16:21,960 Yes. 2013 01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:22,960 Pagan knows. 2014 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:25,040 How about this one from Bacon Popsicle, which I just love the name? 2015 01:16:25,040 --> 01:16:30,000 My daughter just asked for nunchucks for her birthday and I have to say, "I'm 50% proud, 2016 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,960 30% amused and 100% terrified." 2017 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,520 I mean, there's some truth in there. 2018 01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:36,520 Those are not math. 2019 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:42,480 Those are not math, those are not math, those are not math, those are odd numbers to use. 2020 01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:43,480 But it makes... 2021 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:46,240 I feel like, "Yeah, I could feel that way too." 2022 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:50,040 Especially she's excited about the nunchucks, so that's really going to get... 2023 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:53,680 Dad, I watched a Bruce Lee movie and I need some nunchucks for my birthday. 2024 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:54,680 Right. 2025 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:56,680 I can bring me a ninja star. 2026 01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:58,640 That'd be awesome too. 2027 01:16:58,640 --> 01:16:59,960 It's kind of falls in line. 2028 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:03,240 And then lastly, number four. 2029 01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:07,320 So the woman in Old Navy who just whispered, "Are you fucking kidding me to her toddler laying 2030 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:08,440 on the floor screaming? 2031 01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:09,840 I see you. 2032 01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:10,840 I am you." 2033 01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:11,840 Oh, shit. 2034 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,640 Parenting, the honesty. 2035 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:16,640 I hate to go back to the... 2036 01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:17,640 Good word. 2037 01:17:17,640 --> 01:17:22,640 Do you use in place of fucking front of your kids? 2038 01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,640 Oh, good question. 2039 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,640 I use the word "fuck." 2040 01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:29,640 So follow me for more parenting tips. 2041 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:30,640 Yeah. 2042 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:36,440 Shucks, fuck off, fucking devil, make over, fucking devil, make. 2043 01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:37,440 Yes. 2044 01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:38,440 Yes. 2045 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:40,280 This one, I feel like is... 2046 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:44,760 Like, I get the donut happy bagel thing that works. 2047 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:46,400 I get that, I like that. 2048 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:51,200 The nunchucks is scary, but this one I think is the most relatable because even though not 2049 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:56,960 all of us have been in the woman's shoes whose whispering, "Are you fucking kidding me?" 2050 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:57,960 To the toddler. 2051 01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:02,000 We've all said that at some point when it comes to our kids. 2052 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:06,160 It didn't have to be an old day, if you didn't have to be on the floor, but we've said 2053 01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:07,920 that, we've felt that before. 2054 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:09,760 But we've all seen that too. 2055 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:10,760 We've all... 2056 01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:11,760 Yeah, thousands of people. 2057 01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:12,760 ...in that place. 2058 01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:14,760 And we're like, "Yeah, I see you. 2059 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,760 I am you." 2060 01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,760 It is a parenting mantra. 2061 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:18,760 It most certainly. 2062 01:18:18,760 --> 01:18:21,160 So do you feel like that's our winner or a fourth time? 2063 01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,600 Yeah, but yeah, the by-a-large margin. 2064 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:24,600 That is... 2065 01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:26,120 I see you, I am you. 2066 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:27,120 Yeah. 2067 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:28,120 You know what? 2068 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,120 I'm going with it. 2069 01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:31,640 I did like the ninja star, I mean, the nunchucks. 2070 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,640 Nunchucks was solid, but... 2071 01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:35,640 ...get a pass on the nunchucks. 2072 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,760 Gonna go with the I see you, I am you. 2073 01:18:37,760 --> 01:18:38,760 And again, just the... 2074 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:42,800 I imagine, because every old Navy looks the same on the inside, right? 2075 01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:43,800 They got the concrete floor. 2076 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:49,120 Yeah, just seeing somebody kind of bend over and whisper, "Are you fucking kidding me?" 2077 01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:50,120 You can picture it. 2078 01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,120 And you can picture it in your head, absolutely. 2079 01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:56,120 And I've got all the different levels of drama that come with it, like... 2080 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:59,560 Like this, this year exhaustion, like, "Are you fucking kidding me?" 2081 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:02,560 But then it also can be the drawn out, like... 2082 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:04,560 I've been trying to prevent... 2083 01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:06,080 I tried to get you to eat lunch. 2084 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,080 You wouldn't eat anything. 2085 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,880 I knew there was going to be a low blood sugar. 2086 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,720 Are you fucking kidding me? 2087 01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:16,480 Like you see every element of what that could be played out there in the old Navy. 2088 01:19:16,480 --> 01:19:17,480 And mommy needs a life. 2089 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:19,760 Thank you very much for encapsulating that for us here. 2090 01:19:19,760 --> 01:19:21,920 Oh, the dad's own pockets. 2091 01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:22,920 Chef's kiss. 2092 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:23,920 There it is. 2093 01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:24,920 All right. 2094 01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,520 Speaking of Chef's kiss, we've got three. 2095 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:28,520 Okay. 2096 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,120 I had a fourth, but I want to... 2097 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:33,080 It was more of somebody commenting on a video. 2098 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,200 I'm going to try to find the original video. 2099 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,200 Yes. 2100 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,200 Okay. 2101 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:38,200 That's what I wanted to see. 2102 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:42,160 The commenting was good, and it did have some still shots to it, but I want to find 2103 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:43,160 the actual video. 2104 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:44,680 And that might be our last entry. 2105 01:19:44,680 --> 01:19:46,760 So I'm going to try to do that for next week's show. 2106 01:19:46,760 --> 01:19:47,760 A play in. 2107 01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:48,760 Sure. 2108 01:19:48,760 --> 01:19:52,960 We've got three that I want to take a look at here today and find out from you who you 2109 01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:57,600 think worst parent possibility for 2025, maybe. 2110 01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:58,600 All right. 2111 01:19:58,600 --> 01:19:59,600 All right. 2112 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:00,600 Here we go. 2113 01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:02,600 Let's start with Nappy Time and our first entry to today's... 2114 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:03,600 Look. 2115 01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:06,480 It's a young couple passed out on the beach. 2116 01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,400 Copsay, they had too much to drink. 2117 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:09,400 What's up, Ness? 2118 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:10,400 Cher's office. 2119 01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:11,400 Time to wake up. 2120 01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:13,400 But they don't budge. 2121 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,400 Beer cans are littered around them. 2122 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,400 Oh. 2123 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:17,400 Yep. 2124 01:20:17,400 --> 01:20:18,400 Time to wake up, guys. 2125 01:20:18,400 --> 01:20:19,400 Hey. 2126 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:21,560 Even shaking them doesn't help. 2127 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:22,560 Cher's office. 2128 01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:23,560 Wake up. 2129 01:20:23,560 --> 01:20:27,520 Finally, the two arise from their drunken stupor. 2130 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:31,680 But this isn't just a case of knucklehead spring breakers on Daytona Beach. 2131 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:34,720 These are parents, and their two young kids are missing. 2132 01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:36,520 Do you guys have children with you? 2133 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:38,960 Neither seems too concerned about the kids. 2134 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:40,320 So cops ask again. 2135 01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:41,320 Hey. 2136 01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:42,320 We're kids. 2137 01:20:42,320 --> 01:20:43,320 We're right here. 2138 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:46,560 But the five and seven year olds are nowhere to be seen. 2139 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:49,480 The guy heads to the water's edge to take a look. 2140 01:20:49,480 --> 01:20:53,160 It was a 911 caller who first alerted authorities. 2141 01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:58,120 The lady, I guess her boyfriend gave her like four shots, and she passed out. 2142 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:01,120 And she asked the little kids, now they're both passed out. 2143 01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:02,120 And it is about himself. 2144 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:03,120 They're over there. 2145 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:08,160 The city's placed the couple in handcuffs and charged them with child neglect. 2146 01:21:08,160 --> 01:21:09,520 Mom swears up a storm. 2147 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:12,360 And the cops here are in the police. 2148 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:14,400 Send how we both go to the jail. 2149 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:16,600 And the guy makes a really stupid move. 2150 01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:20,160 He takes off running with his hands, copped behind his back. 2151 01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:24,960 He doesn't get very far, face planting right into the sand, and knocking himself out. 2152 01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:27,960 I thought, everyone's knocked him out. 2153 01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:28,960 Really? 2154 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:29,960 And partly gets me out. 2155 01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:30,960 He's really good. 2156 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:35,880 Is that he's like, is if your dad was not bad enough that he got drunk and let you guys 2157 01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:37,600 just go away. 2158 01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:42,040 But then after mom's handcuffed and put in which they had to keep air brushing her 2159 01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:46,240 ass out, because apparently the phone is just riding there at the beach. 2160 01:21:46,240 --> 01:21:49,480 They get her loaded, but did you notice that too as the sheriff? 2161 01:21:49,480 --> 01:21:54,240 Because the sheriff's a kindhearted individual wants to make sure she's getting into the vehicle. 2162 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:56,040 As you see here, she's getting put in the vehicle. 2163 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:58,880 She's got her hand right on her ass. 2164 01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:01,480 And she's helping her get into the vehicle. 2165 01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:02,480 Right there. 2166 01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:04,480 It's all happening right there. 2167 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:09,200 Yeah, so hey, look, usually they like to put it on your head so you're not banging your 2168 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,720 head into the top of the truck. 2169 01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:15,280 No, this woman's got to step up into a truck and she's pushing her with the ass into the 2170 01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:16,280 vehicle. 2171 01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:17,960 I just want to put that out here. 2172 01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:23,000 So this the screenshot here too, like I think even more telling than the cops hand on 2173 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,720 the ass is the dude's tattoo on his chest. 2174 01:22:25,720 --> 01:22:26,720 Yes. 2175 01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:28,760 He's got a cross presumably. 2176 01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:29,760 Yeah. 2177 01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:33,640 And he's got those are like baby footprints on his chest. 2178 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:34,640 Yes. 2179 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,240 So dad here is like, oh, you know what? 2180 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:38,440 I'm a good Christian and I love my child. 2181 01:22:38,440 --> 01:22:39,440 Right. 2182 01:22:39,440 --> 01:22:41,560 I'm not the one who's in the car at the beach. 2183 01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:47,180 Drunk off our ass to pass out and we let our kids wander off and I took like all of that. 2184 01:22:47,180 --> 01:22:50,360 And then I'm wondering to myself, you know, we were talking about the eighties. 2185 01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:54,520 Perhaps for these time travelers did they come from the eighties? 2186 01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:56,560 Just I'm asking for a friend. 2187 01:22:56,560 --> 01:23:00,280 I don't know if anybody in the eighties had the barefoot print tattoo. 2188 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:01,280 Oh, good point. 2189 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,280 There. 2190 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,280 Okay, so that's the anyway good day. 2191 01:23:03,280 --> 01:23:04,280 Good. 2192 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,280 Good. 2193 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:08,640 I would say even early why 2k was probably when that kind of made its popularity there. 2194 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,640 Get on. 2195 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:10,640 All right. 2196 01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:11,640 But again, you're right. 2197 01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:15,000 Because then he, you know, his move is to let me show you what kind of a good Christian father 2198 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,480 I am by movie. 2199 01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:19,720 He takes off running with his hand, probably hiding back. 2200 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:25,120 He doesn't get very far face planting right into the sand and not dumb ass. 2201 01:23:25,120 --> 01:23:26,120 All right. 2202 01:23:26,120 --> 01:23:27,120 So that's it. 2203 01:23:27,120 --> 01:23:28,120 Number one. 2204 01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:29,120 Next. 2205 01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:31,120 Next is it is going to get better than this? 2206 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:35,480 Let's swipe right and see what happens in street number two. 2207 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:39,720 Here you see a family out in the yard looking up at their roof while you see a phone calling 2208 01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:45,400 it's way down the roof. 2209 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,400 Look at that. 2210 01:23:46,400 --> 01:23:51,720 That's not that's not even like a five year old like that. 2211 01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:56,880 That's maybe a year old child at two tops tops. 2212 01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:00,160 Able to walk in a diaper down the side of the roof. 2213 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:04,800 No parent, by the way, notice is no they're all waiting for the toddler to come to them. 2214 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:10,120 No one's running up to go to the roof to get the child and to get the roof. 2215 01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:12,840 The eve of the roof is hanging over the parent's head. 2216 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:16,840 It's not, it's not, you know, low like it's at their chest or something like it just grabbed 2217 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:17,840 them up. 2218 01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:21,260 They have to go get a ladder to be able to get this toddler off the road chair to get the 2219 01:24:21,260 --> 01:24:25,240 toddler off the roof of the tall guy going there like come to daddy, come to daddy. 2220 01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:26,240 Let me grab you. 2221 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:28,480 How did you get on the roof in the first place? 2222 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,360 How did the toddler end up on the roof? 2223 01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:31,360 There is. 2224 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:36,440 Oh, the saved them. 2225 01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,440 Yeah. 2226 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:38,440 Well, and it's interesting. 2227 01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:44,080 So, and no judgment here, but clearly this is a different culture based on the language. 2228 01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,080 Right. 2229 01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:49,280 Maybe, maybe babies on the roof in that particular culture is good luck. 2230 01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,680 Oh, you know what you're saying? 2231 01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:51,680 I see what you're saying. 2232 01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:52,680 You know, right? 2233 01:24:52,680 --> 01:24:55,840 Hey, look everybody, there is a toddler on the roof. 2234 01:24:55,840 --> 01:24:57,680 We're going to have five years of good luck. 2235 01:24:57,680 --> 01:25:02,720 Singing life to your family in that home is the toddler walking down, scaling down the 2236 01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,200 side of a roof. 2237 01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,880 Or maybe it's a tradition, right? 2238 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:10,200 When the child becomes 18 months old, you throw them up on the roof and see if they can walk 2239 01:25:10,200 --> 01:25:11,200 down. 2240 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:12,200 If they can't. 2241 01:25:12,200 --> 01:25:17,200 And if they live, yes, if they stay up there, they're going to leave a normal, healthy life. 2242 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:20,000 If they die, they fall off and die and break their neck. 2243 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,160 Well, that was just meant to be. 2244 01:25:21,160 --> 01:25:23,240 They weren't, yeah, survival of the fittest. 2245 01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:24,240 Okay. 2246 01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:25,240 Let's get to this. 2247 01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:26,240 We have survival of the fittest. 2248 01:25:26,240 --> 01:25:27,240 Let's get to number three here. 2249 01:25:27,240 --> 01:25:33,200 Again, as parents, we've all had wagons, even I had one of the radio flyer wagons growing 2250 01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:34,200 up when I was a kid. 2251 01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:35,200 Am I brother and I? 2252 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,480 We have one that we haul shit to the top of the hills. 2253 01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,480 Yes. 2254 01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:44,000 We used to push each other around in that wagon just going down our driveway, not very hard 2255 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,000 all. 2256 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:47,040 That's not an end Olympics. 2257 01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:53,840 Kind of the same as this down a giant hill where the kids are in the wagon, dads, videoing. 2258 01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:55,000 Watch out for that tree. 2259 01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,000 What tree? 2260 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:58,000 This one right here. 2261 01:25:58,000 --> 01:25:59,000 Boom. 2262 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:03,000 Oh, my God. 2263 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:04,000 I will. 2264 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:05,000 I will. 2265 01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:06,000 I will. 2266 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,000 I will highlight this now. 2267 01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,000 I've just listened. 2268 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,640 Try not to laugh over when you hear the crash. 2269 01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:12,120 Listen to the dad's laugh. 2270 01:26:12,120 --> 01:26:17,080 And again, I'll just point this out for everybody who's ever heard us talk about this. 2271 01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:21,480 There is not a moment dad is running over to help these kids even after they smash them. 2272 01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:25,600 They're coming down a gigantic hill in a park in a runaway. 2273 01:26:25,600 --> 01:26:32,640 collapsible wagon not even a good old fashioned radio flyer made a steal this is a collapsible that is 2274 01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:37,680 and that legit that's the same one that we haul shit to the softball fields win listen 2275 01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:45,040 dad laughs at the end there 2276 01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:58,880 I mean okay so okay did the kids die this is my first question did the kids die okay so I don't 2277 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:05,520 believe so I think I'd be a different video we'd be watching right now this one is is truly 2278 01:27:05,520 --> 01:27:11,760 comedy gold though like okay there's a lot of dumb assery happening in this video for sure yeah 2279 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:18,560 however like a couple good things happen one they all ask down this thing there is a road that they 2280 01:27:18,560 --> 01:27:25,600 go over that slows their cart down so they're not going at like you know maximum velocity when 2281 01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:34,640 they hit the right here right here yeah it's like it's like the road the gravel road is up above 2282 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:40,800 it's a little lifted so they have to hit this bump like the dukes of hazard first and then like 2283 01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:45,920 they're jumping over a creek in hazard county they start to go over this thing and then that's 2284 01:27:45,920 --> 01:27:51,120 when they land on the other side and boom hit the tree yeah and then the thing just goes up ends 2285 01:27:51,120 --> 01:28:00,160 and then dad laughs I mean dad look I mean call me evil but dad's not wrong laughing at that that's 2286 01:28:00,160 --> 01:28:06,160 funny shit I've been looking this looking I will just say this look at his kids yeah there's no 2287 01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:14,320 one the fun is little yeah they're four five I don't know maybe maybe I could I could be convinced the 2288 01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:19,680 one in the middle might be one of the back might be four this could be like a three and four 2289 01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:23,680 year old the other thing I love about this too and I'm not sure if that they're holding in the 2290 01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:29,040 the bar that you haul the car around with yeah the hand yeah I'm not sure if they're thinking 2291 01:28:29,040 --> 01:28:33,600 that that's something they can actually steer with or they know they right or they know if they 2292 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:39,200 let go it's gonna then catapult the cart right because it'll fall down the cart will stop suddenly and 2293 01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:46,080 out they go yeah I don't that's now look in the good old days when I had my radio flyer the steel 2294 01:28:46,080 --> 01:28:51,920 radio flyer that actually had like rubber tires on it it did and you turn you could turn with that 2295 01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:55,520 handle you could use it to go left or right or whatever you want it if you made a real quick turn 2296 01:28:55,520 --> 01:29:00,240 you could flip right over right sure you would have missed the tree is what this would right you would 2297 01:29:00,240 --> 01:29:04,560 steer well again I didn't really I'm thinking it three years old I wasn't really the best driver 2298 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:11,360 coming down the hill at what appears to be called twenty miles an hour on a very heightened grass hill 2299 01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:15,280 with a lot of bumps and then we're going straight into a tree so I don't know that I would have been 2300 01:29:15,280 --> 01:29:19,840 able to avoid said tree I'd like to think I could but I'm not that skilled a driver but in this 2301 01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:23,680 particular case it didn't matter that they were holding a handle because that hell is not doing 2302 01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:27,680 anything the wheels are all wobbly to begin with that things going it's got a mind of its own 2303 01:29:27,680 --> 01:29:34,080 frankly it does and again when the kids do grab the hit road like a duke the hazard and then 2304 01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:41,680 crash into the tree that is not running over to see if they're okay that is in for a second like 2305 01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:49,200 did junior in the front separated break his arm break his arm do we know did he get a cut illustration 2306 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:55,280 over his eye we have no idea I mean he did go pretty he went ass over Sunday in the when the 2307 01:29:55,280 --> 01:30:00,960 thick when the wagon hit the tree the back end went up because of course he he he front weighed it like 2308 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:09,920 the heavier kid was right towards the point nobody was so I got to say though of these three I do have 2309 01:30:09,920 --> 01:30:16,560 a definite like you suck the most parent are you do you feel like you have a clear cut indication of 2310 01:30:16,560 --> 01:30:21,200 which the which one of these would be the worst parent of twenty twenty five of these three 2311 01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:27,680 for me it would be the eighties time traveler in the first video like the that guy that is 2312 01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:35,760 that is that is girl yeah that guy call it is the drunk because here's the thing by the 2313 01:30:35,760 --> 01:30:40,240 transition story we still don't know where the kids are we have no idea that's okay 2314 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:45,520 well we presumably they are we don't know they still could be missing that's good they could be 2315 01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:51,040 on a milk carton right now for all we know they could be a part of Epstein's Island I don't know 2316 01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:57,440 but here's the thing the part that gets me is that he like after she yells at him like we're all we're 2317 01:30:57,440 --> 01:31:07,280 going to get arrested now his thought process is I'm too drunk to get I can't let my kids not have 2318 01:31:07,280 --> 01:31:12,240 both of their parents I've got to make a break for it he's placed the couple in handcuffs and 2319 01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:20,960 charge them with child neglect mom swears up a storm but she's blaming 2320 01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:26,480 it on him like she had nothing to do with it right yeah get zero to do with it and then she gets lifted 2321 01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:32,480 by the guy makes a really stupid move are he takes off running with his hands cuff behind his back 2322 01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:37,280 he doesn't get very far face planting right into the sand and knocking himself out 2323 01:31:37,280 --> 01:31:45,040 I and and that's just a poor decision making on both of their parts the fact that they're both now 2324 01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:49,840 basically probably putting their kids into literally child protective services right they're 2325 01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:54,400 probably gonna go in there for a while because both of them are now going to have all this 2326 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:59,280 should to deal with that that's a mess that's those are some crazy parts I would say that it would 2327 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:04,480 be a great commercial for birth control right there second of all show this in high schools show 2328 01:32:04,480 --> 01:32:08,800 that everyone you need to see that's all the guy with the tattoo and the woman with the bikini 2329 01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:12,960 and how she's yelling at him and curse like all of that is just like that's that's a great 2330 01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:18,800 birth control thing right there secondly even the sheriff ran after this due to see if he was okay 2331 01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:23,200 like once you did a face plot he still went over to see was okay the fucking kids who ran head down 2332 01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:30,160 into a tree after going down a hill at five miles an hour dad just laughed at them so I 2333 01:32:30,160 --> 01:32:35,920 I I hear what you're saying and I tend to agree with you that these are I mean they still again 2334 01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:41,360 those kids look if we have a split vote here if we have a split vote we can we can enter them both in 2335 01:32:41,360 --> 01:32:45,440 and let them fight it out I do I do feel like these are the bigger assholes I do feel like these 2336 01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:50,400 parents are the ones that are jeopardized and I and I mean that on a on a historic like since the kids 2337 01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:56,240 were born till probably they get to therapy later on this is going to be a more severe parenting 2338 01:32:56,240 --> 01:33:02,320 for the kids that they're gonna have to deal with then then the other guy the other guy they're just 2339 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:07,280 gonna be like remember that time dad ran us into the tree yeah and and even the kid on the roof 2340 01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:11,840 I mean that kid's probably not gonna remember that they were walking the roof so no damage no harm 2341 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:17,520 about there's video that will last forever on the internet but yeah but but in this case dad ran 2342 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:23,600 away a drunk idiot and and and knocked himself out trying to get away from authorities while he was 2343 01:33:23,600 --> 01:33:31,040 drunk so I'm gonna say all of that living on inside addition is is what locks the vote up for you 2344 01:33:31,040 --> 01:33:37,360 when it comes to the chicken dinner entry for the 2025 worst parent of the year award by far 2345 01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:42,480 congratulations yeah good job buddy I'm gonna call this guy I mean it's just my name I go to name 2346 01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:48,720 I'm a column hunter it looks like a hunter doesn't he he does is that I maybe that is that like a 2347 01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:53,520 tanya I don't know how to hunt right there's no more there's the Chinese are made anymore right 2348 01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:58,080 right right right right so I'm gonna say that's that's hunter in the hunter yeah that's the couple that 2349 01:33:58,080 --> 01:34:03,040 passed out on the beach with clearly after getting the wonderful tattoos at some point in time 2350 01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:08,800 they weren't matching necessarily but they the passing out of the beach part they even did you 2351 01:34:08,800 --> 01:34:12,160 notice the sheriff had a check the pulse to make sure they were still breathing he was still 2352 01:34:12,160 --> 01:34:18,080 doing that's why they tried to make him up I love it did he come himself yeah right well and so there 2353 01:34:18,080 --> 01:34:23,440 you go we have our answer we now know who the at least in this particular week who the worst parent 2354 01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:29,200 is going to be going into and facing off against some pretty stiff competition for our worst 2355 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:34,560 parent of 2025 I think we'll have one more coming up this next week so it's gonna it's gonna be very 2356 01:34:34,560 --> 01:34:39,280 important for us to recognize who's gonna be able to fight in that play in kind of a situation be 2357 01:34:39,280 --> 01:34:44,000 a very important vote for us Chad coming into this next it will absolutely and if you've got any 2358 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:48,000 suggestions for bad parents that you think we should see that we should that should be included 2359 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:52,720 in at least the voting process please feel free to reach out to us the dad's own podcast you can 2360 01:34:52,720 --> 01:34:57,040 find us at realguyradio.com that's one way about it you can also hit us up on Twitter at real guy 2361 01:34:57,040 --> 01:35:01,520 pods those are the two ways they're easiest for you to get ahold of us and then we're working on our 2362 01:35:01,520 --> 01:35:08,720 substaxi be able to reach out to us there as well but back to the I would have to say a very very solid 2363 01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:14,320 selection process today and I think you know these are gonna get harder to vote pretty soon Chad we're 2364 01:35:14,320 --> 01:35:19,200 gonna have a really drastic voting that needs to be done so it was good to see where we ended up on 2365 01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:23,280 kind of opposite sides of this and then came to a conclusion can't see that happening in DC 2366 01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:28,320 these days but everywhere else here are the dad's own podcast for myself and for mr. Chad until 2367 01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:39,040 next week see ya people of my soul I know sometimes I'm in the guy makes a really stupid move he takes off 2368 01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:44,720 running with his hands cuff behind his back he doesn't get very far face planting right into the 2369 01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:48,160 sand and knocking himself out all ambulance please