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967 - 90 Day Fiance (s11e13) "Love By Any Other Name" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: Kimberly and I are here with another fun episode for
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  Speaker 1: your ears. Kimberly looks great. I just got out of
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  Speaker 1: the shower. I woke up at five this morning, and
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  Speaker 1: that's my decus. I was like, I can't there will
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  Speaker 1: be no makeup. I think you look great. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Katie and I have been trying to do
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  Speaker 2: video and every time after she's like, wait, did you
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  Speaker 2: have to touch up my appearance? Clicked and I said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: of course, Mary Payne puts it on. So I put
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  Speaker 2: it on and she's like, you're cheating, and she's like,
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  Speaker 2: one person can't have the touch up your appearance and
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  Speaker 2: the other person doesn't know. And I said, you can
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  Speaker 2: touch up your appearance. I'm not stopping you from clicking
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  Speaker 2: touch up your peers. Just because I clicked it doesn't
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  Speaker 2: mean that you can't click it. Was I supposed to
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  Speaker 2: tell you that I clicked it.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe so maybe she wanted to be warned that you
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  Speaker 1: were touching.
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  Speaker 2: I always do about makeup and lighting and all of
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  Speaker 2: that stuff, so I figured she'd be the one that
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  Speaker 2: was touching up her appearance. I'm just learning at forty
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  Speaker 2: five to put makeup on, and so I need touch
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  Speaker 2: up your appearance. And she got so bad. She's like,
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  Speaker 2: that's cheating. If one person does it, it's an unleveled
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  Speaker 2: playing field.
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  Speaker 1: Katie, don't be so insecure.
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  Speaker 3: Geezy gorgeous, she was. She's full makeup all day, every day,
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  Speaker 3: all day, every day. Yeah, so give us a break
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  Speaker 3: for us gals who don't like to put it on exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You know, no, I always do touch up my parents,
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  Speaker 3: and I'll tell people too if like they've never been
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  Speaker 3: on it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, you can click the settings. I
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  Speaker 1: go if you want to, you don't have to. When
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  Speaker 1: I recorded with John Hill last week, he was like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I did it, but then I felt it's
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  Speaker 1: too much, and I got, well, I'm ten years older
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  Speaker 1: than news, so it's not too much for me. Too much.
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  Speaker 1: He felt like he was too blurred. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll make it like I look like Baltimore. I'll have
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  Speaker 1: no nose. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think there's levels on here though. Right of
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  Speaker 2: how much you can touch with your parents, you just
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  Speaker 2: click it right.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can go. I go subtle, and then you
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  Speaker 1: can go to like extreme. I don't have that option.
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  Speaker 1: I just have as a guest. You don't have the option.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see, I just have touch up my appearance.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Oh and I don't even have.
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  Speaker 2: It clicked right now now I'm clicking it. Oh, you're right. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I see the bar. You're so right. Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So if you're watching on video, I put it on
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  Speaker 1: very strong, and my face is so blurry.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, very strong. My nose is gone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I have no nose. Yeah, how do I breathe?
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  Speaker 1: I do? I do? Or if I go very subtle,
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  Speaker 1: I go subtle. I go there's very subtle, and then
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  Speaker 1: I go to subtle. So I go to the second one.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna stick with moderate because all things in moderation,
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  Speaker 2: including filters.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And well it really for me, it really just
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  Speaker 1: helps not for my eyebags not to look completely purple. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that is really what it helps. Otherwise it doesn't like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like some of those TikTok films are like
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  Speaker 1: fully put your makeup on for you, and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: why would anybody ever leave the house? You just have
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  Speaker 1: the I know, filter your makeup on for you. I know,
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  Speaker 1: so guys, if you're watching it on video, you got
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  Speaker 1: to see that little fun. But yeah, no, I we
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  Speaker 1: had to get up so early this morning for our flight.
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  Speaker 1: And thank the Lord because half the time it's delayed
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  Speaker 1: or even heard the ladies at Dunkin Donuts in the
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  Speaker 1: airport going that American flight is not even delayed today.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I think it's literally delayed every day. So
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  Speaker 1: we were so we have been knock gonna wo very
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  Speaker 1: lucky with our flying. Where we having?
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  Speaker 2: Are you almost done with your flights around the world
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  Speaker 2: this season? This season of travel?
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  Speaker 1: I have another their flight, So I'll be driving to
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  Speaker 1: the beach on Wednesday. Then I'll be there, and then
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  Speaker 1: from the beach, I'm leaving the beach and flying to
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  Speaker 1: New York for that party, Yes that I invited you to.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah it was so nice by the way, flying
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  Speaker 1: back to the beach. And then that's it for flying. No,
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  Speaker 1: we're flying. Remember when never I'm stop, don't don't don't
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  Speaker 1: bring it up again. Don't bring it up again. You
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  Speaker 1: can still come to me. I brought it up with
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  Speaker 1: Nat bar you did, did? He travels all the time too,
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  Speaker 1: So he's got no room to talk. Did you you
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  Speaker 1: know you can still come to the party. It's next Monday.
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  Speaker 1: It's a week from today when we're recording. It's just
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  Speaker 1: a short flight from l A to New York. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just just a hot skip. Yeah, you could go. You
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  Speaker 1: could go in like Delta one. You could lay down.
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  Speaker 1: I would love that so much. Get a hotel room
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  Speaker 1: by yourself. I'll tell you. I'll tell you where we're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Get away for you, these old people that I babysit for.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want to let me know, I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you where we're saying. I'm just saying the two
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  Speaker 1: nights and heading right back. Okay, I'll think about it first. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: think about it, think about it for a second. But
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  Speaker 1: we're not here to talk about that. I will tell
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  Speaker 1: you so last night I just was just telling you
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  Speaker 1: this that. So we were packing last night and I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to put on the screener for this so
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  Speaker 1: that when I sat down to take my notes today,
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  Speaker 1: I would just be like ready to streamline it. And
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  Speaker 1: so my husband was in there packing too, really cramping
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  Speaker 1: my style, and I said, I'm going to watch this.
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  Speaker 1: You do when you put my AirPods in because I'm
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  Speaker 1: just going to walk around and pack while I listen.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, oh no, I don't care, I'll listen
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  Speaker 1: to it. I don't know what is it, and I
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  Speaker 1: said it's ninety Day okay. So we started watching it
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  Speaker 1: and I said, you know, it's interesting. There are three
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  Speaker 1: couples on this season that I have a geographical connection with.
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  Speaker 1: So there's Maddie and Seebe because they came on first,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, she lives in Hattisburg. They're about
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  Speaker 1: to be in New Orleans, and he's from Iran. And
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  Speaker 1: then he was like, why does he care so much
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  Speaker 1: about boobs? I was like, he's er Shion, it's not
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't know about the boobs in this culture. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't like to see it. And they was like, huh,
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  Speaker 1: you just don't hear a guy that much, being like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so upset up I have to look
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  Speaker 1: at boobs. It's like yeah, and then.
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  Speaker 2: Ampletely unfamiliar with this show. One of the people is
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  Speaker 2: a fish out of water, and that is the whole
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  Speaker 2: prowess of the show.
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  Speaker 1: He does know about Geno and Jasmin, though, because sometimes
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: he's dropped in and been like, God, they've been on
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  Speaker 1: this show forever. Yeah, you know, I'm like, well, this
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  Speaker 1: is their fifteenth show to be on. Yeah. So then
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  Speaker 1: there's Mina and Mark of course because Mark's brother lives
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  Speaker 1: on Baldhead Island. And then the other connection was what
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  Speaker 1: was the other I gave him three? I gave him three. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's that Jessica and Jaan live in Torrington, where my
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  Speaker 1: nephew lived there for the last two years. And he
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  Speaker 1: just moved actually poop Town, Yeah Town, USA. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was like that your very good looking cousin, right
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  Speaker 2: or nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Because he's my very good looking nephew. Yeah. Now he
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  Speaker 1: lives in Carbondale. Is it in Wyoming, Montana, Colorado? Nebraska? Unclear?
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  Speaker 1: No idea.
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  Speaker 2: Our last episode was about the Idaho four that were
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  Speaker 2: murdered and the killer, alleged killer he hasn't been convicted yet,
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  Speaker 2: lived in Washington. And for me to wrap my me
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  Speaker 2: geographically challenged don't could not. I can't pick out the
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  Speaker 2: states on a map like those games like same same
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  Speaker 2: where I can't do it. The fact that Idaho is
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  Speaker 2: close enough to drive to from Washington, it still blows
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  Speaker 2: my mind.
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  Speaker 1: It was confusing to you, but isn't Washington again and again,
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  Speaker 1: this is the blond leading the line. Washington's over here
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  Speaker 1: on the coast, like above California, right, yeah, and this
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  Speaker 1: is an Idaho Oregon. Yeah above the in Oregon also
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  Speaker 1: has a beautiful coast. And then yes, if you're looking
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  Speaker 1: at that, you look to the right as an Idaho
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  Speaker 1: to the right, so you could drive from IROs.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the tippy, the narrow part of Idaho, the
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  Speaker 2: part that's like, okay, don't little in part touches Washington.
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  Speaker 2: I think mainly all of it does. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: I be talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea. That was another thing I texted
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  Speaker 1: you and Katie. Katie responded, you didn't, but you get
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  Speaker 1: a pass that on Friday night when we got we
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  Speaker 1: flew in on Friday and night and we got to
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  Speaker 1: my sister's condo and normally, like when we get to Oxford, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 1: it's such a fun town where I was like, let's
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  Speaker 1: go to dinner, let's go to the square, let's go shopping.
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  Speaker 1: David and I just looked at each other and I
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  Speaker 1: was like, do you just want to get like uber eats?
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  Speaker 1: He's like perfect. We ordered Uber eats and watched Dateline.
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  Speaker 1: I told him, I said, Dateline is starting at eight o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: which is Central time. I said, Dateline is starting at
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  Speaker 1: eight o'clock. There will be no talking. It's about Brian Coburger.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm watching the whole thing, and I want to
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  Speaker 1: I want I want to watch the whole thing. And
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  Speaker 1: because you know, semi expert on that case and the
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  Speaker 1: Karen and he goes, okay, this is the guy that
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  Speaker 1: like killed the four students. That go, yeah, that's okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's but that's his only that's the only question. He
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  Speaker 1: was loud, and I said, you may ask questions at
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  Speaker 1: the commercial break, otherwise don't talk, and he did. He
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  Speaker 1: sat right there and we just sat night. Yeah, we eat,
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  Speaker 1: sat in our own chairs with our own individual pieces.
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  Speaker 2: I love it all individual, no sharing. You don't have
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  Speaker 2: to monitor how much you're going to eat of the pizza.
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  Speaker 1: I love this. At one point, you did ask to
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  Speaker 1: borrow my knife, and I was like, get it, get
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  Speaker 1: your own knife, get your but I didn't. I let
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  Speaker 1: him borrow my knife to cut us pizza. But we
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  Speaker 1: and we watched the whole thing. It was really good.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm very much looking forward to your episode. I
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  Speaker 1: texted you, guys, I go, I'm watching this. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for your episode.
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  Speaker 2: Katie, get you put a heart yeah, which now I'm
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  Speaker 2: able to do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm android to each other.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, we weren't able to do that for a long time,
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  Speaker 2: I think, or at least I didn't know how.
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  Speaker 1: But now I'm I.
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  Speaker 2: Use it very unsparingly, I liberally. I just go heart exclamation, foy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just looking right now. I'm looking right now because
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  Speaker 1: I thought that when an android liked something, it would
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  Speaker 1: literally say Kimberly liked your You would just say, like
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  Speaker 1: how we used to receive okay.
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  Speaker 2: Express emotions, expressions, whatever it is, emoticons. When you it
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  Speaker 2: would say Mary Payne emphasized what you just said. Okayane
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  Speaker 2: liked what you just said. Yeah, And that was really
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  Speaker 2: annoying because they would each come through a separate text.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're in a group text, it would just
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  Speaker 2: be like, this is so and so emphasized, this is
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  Speaker 2: so inside right, so and so laughed at it, and
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  Speaker 2: it would drive you bonkers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I am seeing that I have a laughing face
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  Speaker 1: from you, huh. And I'm seeing a thumbs up from you.
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  Speaker 2: Uh huh, but you didn't get separate texts, so it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't annoying.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know it did it. On the thing, it
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  Speaker 1: gave me that this is a this is a brand
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  Speaker 1: new stuff in our relationship. You know what.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like, this is like the black and white cookie.
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  Speaker 2: It's like people coming together. It's this is it's a
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  Speaker 2: time for unity and androids and apples should not be
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  Speaker 2: at war with each other. I agree we should embrace
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  Speaker 2: and just happily emphasize and like each other's posts.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well I'll yeah, but you are so you
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  Speaker 1: are so not full of personality on texting that I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what is going to what you're going to
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  Speaker 1: say to give me to do an emoji. But maybe
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  Speaker 1: later today you'll surprise me and I'll be able to
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  Speaker 1: heart it or like it. But generally you're a one
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  Speaker 1: word answer kind of gal on the texting or we've
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  Speaker 1: discussed it many times, it's not.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna sure, I say, sure, Okay, Hey, what would.
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  Speaker 1: You like to record it for? Does that work for you? Sure?
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  Speaker 1: It's fun works? Fine? I hear it as sure, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know whatever, that's how I hear it Okay, oh,
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  Speaker 1: work is on it, because if you're trying to go sure,
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  Speaker 1: that's great, then you would just do like point yea
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  Speaker 1: happy wor or something or sounds good. Thumb oh, it
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  Speaker 1: sounds sounds good. Thumbs up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, But isn't thumbs up like a fu Isn't that
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  Speaker 2: what was from the Real Housewives?
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  Speaker 1: The whole Real Housewives of Salt Lake City said that.
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  Speaker 1: But I've never seen any indication anywhere else in the
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  Speaker 1: world except for on that show that thumbs up means
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  Speaker 1: fuck you. Yeah. I think it would be a very
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  Speaker 1: specific situation. If you were.
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  Speaker 2: Already in a fraught, fraut tenuous relationship with that person
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  Speaker 2: that then a thumbs up could mean that. But in
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  Speaker 2: a normal relationship, I feel like it doesn't mean that.
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  Speaker 1: I've never heard that in my life or I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: it like constantly to my parents because they'll be like,
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  Speaker 1: when are you coming over three o'clock? I'm like, yep,
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up like them, Oh my gosh, this is boring. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about our show just okay, probably also boring,
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  Speaker 1: but we'll see Season eleven, episode thirteen, Love by Any
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  Speaker 1: Other Name, A Rose by any other Name does not
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  Speaker 1: smell as sweet, so love by any other name. We
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: got Chicaina and Zarper. So we start off with the
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  Speaker 1: Sue on a hike. She's got it in her light contacts,
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  Speaker 1: and it always takes me a couple of minutes to
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  Speaker 1: be like, what is different? And then I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: her eyes are blue for no reason? Yeah, h is
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: it by mood? I wonder why she does does it? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 2: Does she puts in her like I'm feeling light blue
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  Speaker 2: today eyes?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I've just recently got some
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  Speaker 1: new contacts and I told the person that the contacts
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  Speaker 1: that I had had like a yellow tint, so they
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: made my eyes look green. And she goes, yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the contact company will put that tint on
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  Speaker 1: them so you can make sure you see them in
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  Speaker 1: the little contacts forever. I said, well, in the last year,
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  Speaker 1: people in c my father have said I never realized
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  Speaker 1: how green your eyes are. It's like, well, that's because
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  Speaker 1: they're blue. Yeah, And so I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: like it, and she says, yeah, we have. She says,
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  Speaker 1: we have one person working here who wears those like
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  Speaker 1: blue contacts, and she goes, it is very jolting. When
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  Speaker 1: you see it. Yeah, just because China and all her
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  Speaker 1: talking heads has dark brown eyes. Yeah, it's startling. And
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  Speaker 1: she decided to go on a hike and put in
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  Speaker 1: her blue contacts.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, the things she wears on a hike is not
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  Speaker 2: something I would wear to the met gala. So we
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  Speaker 2: we were living different lives anyway.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good voint. She wasn't a really little top
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  Speaker 1: to go on this hike.
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  Speaker 2: Her boobs are like just always at alert, at attention,
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  Speaker 2: and it's like a shelf they could set something on
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  Speaker 2: and then like the tightest and like the full face
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  Speaker 2: of makeup and the.
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  Speaker 1: Face this is just so sweaty whenever I see them.
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  Speaker 1: They're out in the California sun with that full face
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  Speaker 1: of makeup. Yeah, is it on a half a face
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  Speaker 1: of makeup to be on camera here? Yeah, imagine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. So you know he's saying, well, you
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  Speaker 1: know we did the reset, we had the makeup sex
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, and he's telling all
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  Speaker 1: about it. You know how he was like a wolf
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  Speaker 1: and he stalked us prey and you know all these things,
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: and he says, our chemistry one in a million, one
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: in a million is phrase of the week for Sarber.
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  Speaker 1: He said it twice last week and he says it
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: twice this week. He says, you know, once we get
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: our chemistry back in line, it helps us think more rationally,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: so we don't fight. And she goes, I mean, okay,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: that's fine, babe, but you know, if you're stressed, it
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can take it out on me. And
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: you know the way you treat me, if you at rude,
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  Speaker 1: is going to be how I'm going to treat you back.
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  Speaker 1: And he says, it's my mistake. I forgot. I was
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: forgetting myself. I should have told you I was feeling
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  Speaker 1: anxious and depressed and I'm sorry I didn't tell you,
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  Speaker 1: And then he says to her, touch me, it's electric.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Actually you will kendall chest. Did you find it odd
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: because he's like, touch my chest, you like it, right,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: touch it, dodge it.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: I think he thinks that this magnetism that he has
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: it just it's it literally is electric, like you would
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: touch him and be like ooh, I just gotta smart.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: So it's like it'll draw her in like I. They
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: literally think he thinks it's magnetic.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Or it's like some sort of pheromone thing that's.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Attracted seeps through her fingers, like verbal patch that you
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: put on your step, and it seeps into her fingers
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: and like makes her horny and happy.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: It kind of works, though you know.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: It does seem to She does seem to find him charming.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Does she ever make mistakes?
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Has she ever apologize for anything? I'm begetting a little
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: sick of it always being Sara Persal?
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: She ever apologized for anything? Hmmm, well, let me get
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: back to you on that, because I can't think of
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: something off the top of my head. Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's never done anything wrong, except she does in
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: this episode.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he he's selling her
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: you can touch me, it's electric. Touch me you like
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: my chest? No, and she's in the talking head. She
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: says no. He says, if you touch me, it's electric,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: and maybe when you do that then you don't not
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: to like a beach. See you're smiling. She goes, I'm smiling,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: and you just called me a bitch. In the talking head,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: he says, I do worry. It's always going to be
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: something like, it's always going to be something he has
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: to fix and if he doesn't improve. I don't know
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: if I'm going to marry him, Like, good sex is
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: not reason enough to get married. Now my husband's listening
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: to all this, He's like, do they show these people
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: like having sex on camera? I said no, it's just
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: implied that they're like super sexual. He goes, are you
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: sure you think you're watch it? I don't know. He goes,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: he goes, probably they're not super sexual because they talk
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: about it so much. Yeah, it's a good point. It's
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: a good point.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: You should ask Dave what does he think about the
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: two hundred two thousand, five hundred, Like, does he think
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: that's an accurate number? If he talks about it this much,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: is it actually one hundred?
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Well, Dave is so nerdy he would probably be like,
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: hold on, let's do the math. Okay, how old is he? Okay,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: let's say he's been banging in since he was what
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: what do you think? Seventeen? No, nineteen? Okay, so that
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: would be two girls a day for four I mean
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: he would, he would. Yeah, and I think we've done
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Actually we did that. Yeah, it worked out. I think
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: that he could have done it. It's possible. No, sts
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: like that question.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: The thing that makes I don't know any women that
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: would sleep with him, and so so it's hard for
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: me to imagine that there are that many women that
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: would find him attractive sleep with him.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: But that's a good that's a good one. I'm trying
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: to think of that. I'm just thinking like back back
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: in my day, back in my.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Yell like, Okay, I'm not in my twenties anymore. Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: so and I'm not like at the club out or
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: you know, so maybe.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Let us know.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: I need to hear from some Turkish women who Yeah,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: I want to hear from the Turkish women. There have
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: to be ones out there that are willing to speak
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: up that did sleep with him. There are over two
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: thousand of you. We want to hear your voices, make
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: your voices heard, let us know did it really happen.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Don't you think a good percent of these women were
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: from out of town? Because found her? Yeah, he found
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: her on a That's.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: A really good point. I always think he would be very.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Good with the MILFs. Well, she kinda is a milf.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: But like people in town on a divorcee trip who
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: are partying it up with their goals and boohooing like
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: they're in their twenties, but they're a killer in their forties.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: He would slay with those women maybe, and maybe they
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: don't want to come forward because they're embarrassed.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Right at this point, I would just I would just
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: be like, I'll own it. I was, yeah, yeah, just
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: own it. So all right. So now we see the
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: next scene. She's setting up her new office space and
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: she's wearing a blond wig, which looks really good on her.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I do prefer the bob that she has,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: the new bob in the talking head.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: A little darker. Yeah, I like it. Yeah. So she's
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: wearing this blond wig and she's setting it up, says
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Fluorescent Skin is the name of her business, and that's
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: good branding. Now we know what it's called. Her handyman,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Daniel with a neck tattoo, is there helping her, and
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: she says, you know, I just I'm just moving my
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: you know, into a real office suite, trying to get
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: my home back like it was, because we just need
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: to get back to some normalcy. Like when I was
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: in Turkey. We would wake up in the morning, he
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: would play his online chess game and I would make
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: his coffee, and like we should have that in my house, right.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they couldn't even make coffee, right.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: No, they're not allowed to because it was smell. Yeah.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: So Sarper arrives. It was so staged, in my opinion,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: and he walks in and he's like, hello, I am Sarper.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I am entering the door now, and what are you
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: looking at? You were making the work. Sorry. Her website.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, this photo of her on the front page
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: of her website has got to be replaced.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: I'd like to see it. Please please hold it up
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: to the camera for the people. I think it's good.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Why don't you like it? Well, the boobs I don't like. Well,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: she lives in La and she's an esthetician. What do
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: you think is.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That her current nose or is that the former nose?
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: No, I think that's the new nose. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I think she looks great in that picture. Okay, she
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: looks like a business lady with her boobs out. What
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: do you mean it's just lady rocking her boobs out?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I don't mind the boobs.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: I just think that this is not the most flattering
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: angle of the boobs.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well, they are giant knockers. So yeah, she
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: is a tiny look. She has a tiny little person,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, yeah, Jasmine, oh tiny.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Brow Lamination seventy five dollars eighty minute custom facial three
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Is that a good price? No, it's very expensive. Yeah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Versaal Consultation seventy five dollars on sale from one hundred
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: and fifty dollars. Uh.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Well, she's trying to use that. She's trying to use
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: that fame. She's trying to use that fame. Yeah. Yeah,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I just had like an eighty minute facial, and but
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I had derma planing with it, and I know it
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: was a dermal planeing plus a regular facial, so it
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: was like eighty minutes total. And I think it it
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: wasn't three, it wasn't three hundred dollars total. Yeah, that's
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: a lot. But you know it's in LA and she's
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: got to pay for that office space. So she's got
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to pay for her boyfriend who don't have a job.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: So he's teaching those classes. Laugh around, yeah, lift your
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: leg ha, that's what he does. So all right, So
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Sorpera arrives in a fake scene and he is the
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: whole time, Like he keeps looking over Daniel and looking
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: him up and down, and then Daniel look at him
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: and he looks away. It's a very three s company,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, And Sarper says, after Daniel leaves, he's
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: like questioning him, like why is he a good looking guy?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: And he goes, you told me he was handyman. She goes, yeah,
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: he's my handyman. He's been doing stuff for me for years.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: And she was like, he's like in Turkey handyman is sweaty,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: chubby guy. And she goes, okay, well we're in La babe,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: like everybody's attractive. You think he's attractive. She's like, I
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: don't know, you said he was attractive. So she goes,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: oh my god, just you've got to leave me alone,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Like do you see him wearing this wig? Because the
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: stress of being with you is making my hair fall out.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Now it's interesting because Bunkie Lindsay, who is our hair
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: bunky Yeah, that's that's her expertise, that's her profession. She
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: sent me last week a screenshot of she Kina and
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: said you could tell her hair is all falling out.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: And because she showed me like a picture, she said,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: because and it's all around the hairline. She goes, it's
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: got to one hundred percent. B because of that weird
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: diet they're on where all they eat is like butter
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: and butter.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, which we haven't really focused on this season where
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: there have been no scenes of them just eating butter
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: as they're talking, no asual butter eating.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: But she said that that whatever that name of that
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: diet is, she said, what it was, She said, that
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: is a totally happens when people on that diet, their
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: hair just all up, so it needs neutriuful. She's neutraful,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: she needs an eye restore hair helmet. I've got to
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: give mone to amy ardromanus in mind to her she wants.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: But also maybe it's being on the show because also
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Jasmine suffered from hair loss. Yeah, the men on this
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: show are just driving these women falls.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: It's just tribing the women bald. So he is still
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: stuck on that. She's telling him about the wig and everything.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: He's like, okay, but back to me, he says, you know,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: in Turkey we have a phrase handyman fork, and she goes,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I don't think handyman fork is a phrase like nobody
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: knows what you're talking about. And he goes because a handyman,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: for some reason, he wears no belt. He bends over.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: You can see his fork, I think here. She was like,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: it's called a crack. He goes here, you call crack
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: if you see the fork. Good handyman. But he can't
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: come to your house and show you his fork.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh, fe babe, here we have plumbers crack.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: So really cultures coming together. We're the same but different,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: but it's what it's basically the same.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: What we can agree on is for some reason plumbers
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: and handyman always shows their crack.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we cause their belts are so heavy
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: with those tools.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Or like he said, if they don't wear a belt
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: and their pants fall down, it's probably like they don't
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: want to wear a belt because they do have to
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: bend down a lot and they don't want to their movements. Yeah,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: so anyway, handyman fork, And so she says, listen, anyway
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: back to me, babe. You didn't even talk about everything
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I've done for you, Like look at me. I've moved
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: into this way smaller space for you, and he goes small.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: In Turkey, we have saying small like butthole and it's
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: as cute. No, no, no, I wasn't. I wasn't expecting that,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: And I don't think that's true. I don't think in
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Turkey there's a saying small like buttle.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Now, what was the other one about the the chickens?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Oh about the oh uh what comes first? The chicken
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: of the egg and you just say the cock fucks
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the chicken and leaves like I mean, it's like, that's
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: not what but small like butthole is not what he's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: trying to say.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: No, but I do think he could release a book
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: of Turkish sayings. It could be like calendar and each
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: day there would be like a funny Turkish saying that.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: He's had like a splip calendar, like every day you
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: tear it off, yeah yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: And it would have him like his Kendall chest, you know,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: in different outfits, like his construction worker outfit. She could
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: be on some days like give her like Sunday the
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Lord's Day. She could have like different looks on each Sunday.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I think that would be great. That could sell out.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: They need to capitalize more on their fame.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Amy Archer would buy ten. She loves them. So she's like, okay, babe,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: that's like gross and not saying. He goes, no, it's cute,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: like buttole. So she goes, listen, when we get home,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: like we'll be able to like cook in the kitchen now,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and you want to have to leave the house when
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I have clients, It'll be like totally better. And he goes,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: it's so hard for me because I don't have a
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: job and I'm just staying at home. I'm house husband
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: all day. And she says, well, now you can, you
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: can like focus on your comedy. And he says, do
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: you want to see my fork at home? And she goes,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'll see your crack at home, and he goes,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: cute butthole, I love it. Okay, all right, all right, now.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: We see Dave is thinking we're just going to see
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: them actually do it.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Dave was like, I don't understand. He literally was like,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: is he trying to say plumbers crack? Where is he from?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I go He says Turkish sayings that we think he's
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: just making up because he thinks it's funny. Dad goes, okay,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: David's like, but he could just called her office a butthole.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, quit trying to understand it, quit trying
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to get it. So Sarper is practicing his stand up
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: routine for the dogs. I spent a lot of time
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: rewinding and trying to figure out that den area now
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: that it's a den area, because she comes down the
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: stairs and there's a big concrete column at the bottom
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: of his ears, and then behind that it's a area
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: like a curtained off area. And where they're standing is
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you could see the kitchen and there's like a little
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: leather couch there, and it seems like maybe she has
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: a little leather chair. But what's behind the curtained area
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: that basically would be under the stairs. Oh I need
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to get a fullor plan for those, Harry Potter.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's where the daughter sleeps when the daughter's there.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a little sleeping nook.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. Okay, I mean that's still better than what's
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: his face, Clayton's mom being in the closet.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, or it's the same. It's exactly the same.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Why mommy in closet? So never forget? So he says,
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: you always tell me I'm always the funniest guy, and
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: she goes, well, like you could be funny in the wild,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: but then when you write it down, like sometimes it's
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: like you gotta choose your words better, Like sometimes it
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: doesn't work, babe. So they go and meet with her
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: friend Josh and Wendy. Josh is with the face and
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Wendy is, you know, cute Josh. Josh has turned into
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Vince Vaughn from Swingers. He says, what you're doing? How
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: you doing? Baby? What's up baby? Baby? How you doing?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Come here? Baby? He says, how you doing, baby? What's
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: up baby? Like twelve times? Did you notice this?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: No? I was too busy looking at his cheekbones, which
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: are Darcy level on the last reunion, like it looks
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: so painful, Like he's.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Got a very strange like mushroom hairstyle.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's fun.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: To look at. I don't know what Josh is doing
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: with his life. But he says to Sorper, what a baby?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: How you doing baby, gives him a hug to Surper.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: He calls Sper baby and kisses him on the cheek,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: and then she's like, hi, guy, He's gonna get a drink. Okay,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: you're a stuper. You guys make sure to laugh like
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: be nice and then Dan walks up by the way.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Dan walks up and again Josh, hey baby, Hey baby,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Kim here baby, what's up baby? To Dan. I was pissed.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Honestly, this is the most invested I've ever been in
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: their storyline. I was like, why is Dan there? Who
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: invited Dan? That is not nice to do to Sarper
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: on his big night being a stand up comic. Why
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: is Dan wearing a tie that felt like an fu?
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Everything he does feels like an fu. To Sarper, I
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: was mad.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Well, I was focused on the Hey baby, what's a baby?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: I'm years, come on, baby, And that's.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Why there's two of us, because we can each focus
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: on different things.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: That's right, both equally unimportant. So Sarper's just not happy
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the Dan is there. He's like, I don't know who
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: invited him, and She's like he's in my friend group, babe,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: and god, she should have told him to leave. Like, well,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Dan says later, he is Josh invited me. Normally, normally
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: she kind of would invite me. I was like, well,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: somebody invited you, and she kind of.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Josh did it, and that was Josh doing it as
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: an f you like or did Josh just mention it
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: to Dan and then Dan invited himself.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but either way, production was happy he
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: was there, so.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: They were thrilled. I would like to petition. Can you
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: email Matt Sharp and say, can we permanently replace Dan
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: with Don Dan?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Don Dan? Dan Dan?
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Can we can we swap one Dan for another? Den?
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Because I hate this Dan, this French Dan, French dagget.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I hate him. He's annoying, He's annoying. So these three
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: other comedians go up and there's like jokes about boobs
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and you know whatever, it jokes about being drunk, and
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Dan is just annoying sarper bias presence because I mean,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: like I have to do jokes, don't have to look
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: right at him. She's like, oh my god, that is fine,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Like he said, my friend grow up. So he gets
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: up and does his jokes about like man is draft
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: from God and woman is something and the dick is
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: that extra part, and the dick is like ninety percent
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: of your life is a man trying to get the
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: little man below to settle down. Settle down, little man, yeah.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And his whole act was him talking. It was
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: like a Ventrilocus act. But he's talking to his venus
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: the whole time. YEA, so gross and it wasn't working
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: and he should have moved on, Which is where once
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: you become a professional comedian, I think you can sense
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: how to read the audience.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think this is funny. Still, let me
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: go on to my next Oh to another bit. Yeah yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: And he makes a couple of digs at Dan, you know,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: if you're a normal man. I loved that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: I laughed.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I laughed out loud after you done, and Dan is
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: like super butt hurt, which I loved. I thought that
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: was funny that Dan actually had his feelings hurt. That's
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: what I like.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: It's what you came there to be a shitster, you
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: know you did, and you got called out and you
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: deserve to get heckled. Yes, he's heckling. When the comedian
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: does it, the audience.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Is no. I think it's called I think it's called
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: a clapback. Yeah back, Kimberly, Yeah. Soper suits back down
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: and she goes, oh my god. Like Dan is so upset.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: He goes, I don't care, and she goes, well, you
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: should care, because like he's in my friend group, okay,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: and like you'd be mean to him. It's not going
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: to push him away, and he goes, we will see,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and he says, I don't care. I mean, I love
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: your friend group, but not him, not Dan, And in
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: the talking head Sarper says, he started it, I finish it.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: We are even one one.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: And it did distract him from how badly he bombed
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: up there.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that he got some digs in it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Dan, I don't think he's even noticed that he was
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: bombing because he was so focused.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: So maybe Dan did him a favor. But he Sarper
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: could make jokes about growing up in Turkey and what
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the differences are, and you know, my mother would say
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: this and that would be funny, or we have we
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: have sayings that I thought would make perfect sits here,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: but then when I translated them, I told my girlfriend
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: her office looked like a cute butthole. That was offensive.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Like he could make some jokes about his everyday blunders
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: of being Turkish in America, not knowing the right words
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so in his class, is he doing the comedy
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: as you're working out or are you're just supposed to
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: laugh because of the exercise of laughing.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I think it's the exercise of laughing. For what I've
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: seen online that it's like him going, you're going to
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: do three steps to the left, lift your knee and
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: then so he's not doing any jokes to trigger the laughing,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: you have to do the loud laughing. I think it's
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: something about the breathing and pushing out, you know. It
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: looks terrible. Yeah, and he looks like an upside down
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: triangle cartoon because he's like the way his body is
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: shaved because of his shoulders, you know, and then the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: tiny little legs.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I think she kind of sucks because she
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: should kick Dan out of this friend group. He's been
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: a jerk since last season on the reunion. And if
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: someone treats your partner that way, like repeatedly, I would
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: think that you should maybe kick them out. They don't
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: show any respect for you or your relationship.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Hm hmm. Well, I think you're taking it too seriously
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and I think that you're going with.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I never thought i'd be an apologist for Sarper.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I'd have Sarper's back on this, but it's the way
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: this show gets you. You you turn all the way
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: around on people. I think maybe TLC realized he was
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: like TV goldcause I sent Matt last night, just up
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: sent Matt a quote and it just said your butthole
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: is tiny and cute and Matt and he wrote back,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Sarper is gold, like he knew exactly. He thinks he's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: really funny. Yeah, let's move on to Jessica and Juan
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: and Okay, a lot of a lot of boobs in
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: this episode, like a lot of boobs, you know, just
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: these paintings. Yeah, yeah, so they are.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I wonder how Maddie feels watching this episode. So they
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: are going to their joint bachelor brecherette parties, and the
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: boys are staying with the dad who we've never met,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: and her mom is coming to help with the baby.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: And the mom says not one word this entire episode,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: even though she's riding in the car with them.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I think she's just there. Jessica must be breastfeeding and
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: like can't leave the baby because his mom could watch
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the baby at home.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think she's breastfeeding. At least the mom
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: has less to say about this relationship than Megan. But
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: if we didn't even get like a talking head, they
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: normally they would pull the mom to the side like
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: out they do an on the spot talking head and
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: say like, how do you feel about your daughter's really
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: h yeah.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, She's like, you know, she would be like
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: holding the baby, like, well, I'll always get this baby.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, exactly.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: How do you do you think they should have kids?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Think?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: There should? You know?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Do you think he's going to be happy in this
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: poop town? You know, like they didn't get anything from
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: the mom, so maybe she just doesn't want to be
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: on TV. So they're going to this old West town
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: called Deadwood, and he's like, saloons are bars, right, bars
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: and alcohol partying. There's gonna be something, right, there's these
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: children in poop.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: He's excited. I was like, I did just look up
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Carbondale is in Colorado. Oh there, it looks beautiful. Go ahead.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: So they're staying at this big rental house and Meghan
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: is there with Herbie. Meghan is acting happy to be there.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: She says her best happy face on and very supportive.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: She got reprogrammed in this episode.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that reminds me to hilar An ad
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: came on when we were watching Dateline and ad came
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: on for the Megan movie.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: The sequel is there.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I think it's called like Megan Zoe, like it's called
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like I don't know if this is her evil twin
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: named Zoe or what. But Dave looked up from you know,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Eating and whatnot and goes, who comes up with this shit?
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Ye?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Kimberly loves to talk about the movie Meghan. He goes, oh,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: she likes it. I go, no, I'm sure she's never
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: seen it. I saw it. I saw it. I'll watch
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: any scary movie. It wasn't you saw that movie? Funny?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: You saw that movie Megan about the Killer Dog on TV?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, I did not like go to the theater to
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: watch it all.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I was curious.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: I started watching the first few minutes and then I
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: watched the whole thing.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, so you watched it at home while you
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: were diamond painting. Yes exactly.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I mean it's a doll that flosses and then starts
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: killing people.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: It's pretty funny. I'm excited for the sequel.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: So and I'm telling you those two Megans, this Meghan
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: and that Megan I did. I did send you a
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: side by side. It's pretty close. So she's just gonna
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: floss at the wedding and then be like I object
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: floss and then like comes and.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Murders and then she murders with a knife or yeah,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that her weapon of joys a knife.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, okay, Oh well no, she can do like
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: crazy things like shove somebody down a vat, like she
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: could do like electrocute people. She's very creative. Yes, she's creative.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: So they are going to Mount Rushmore like you do
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: on any bachelor party. Sure, yeah, and I should go.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I've never been. I've ever be right, Oh, you've never
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: been either, Okay, don't even know where it is? Well
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: it is in Nebraska, are they Yoda?
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I don't where?
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, we're so dumb, We're dumb Americans. So one has
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: She's gonna Mary Pain's gonna look it up so that.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: People don't screaming rush More.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: It's in one of the Dakota's I'm gonna guess.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I just really typed in Mount Rushmore and the first
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: thing that came up was Mount Rushmore. Trump. Okay, not happening,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: everybody not. It is in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Yes, okay,
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Now I'm going to look up dead Wood. Would location
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: South Dakota. Okay, all right, they're in South Dakota. Guys,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: that's where they are. Okay, guess we knew that.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I couldn't tell how far the drive was, Like they
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: left during the day, but it was still the day
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: when they got there, so it wasn't like a long drive.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: So Wan has this friend coming who was his cousin
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: childhood friend slash cousin who left Columbia when he was
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: like nine. So they haven't seen each other in person
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: for many years, but they've facetimed and they both cry
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: when they see each other. It's very sweet.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand was Wan nine and this guy was
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: ten years older than him. I was thinking the wombs,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: like I was nine, he was nineteen. He left. I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: haven't seen him.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's possible again. I was just taking notes on
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: my phone, so anything's possible.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: It seems like the guy was older than him and
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: he looked up to him as like a cousin and
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: a friend.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, and then he left many years to come to America. Yeah,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: and so okay, so they're crying. They're getting to see
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: each other in person. It's very sweet. And then the
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: baby starts crying. Because he pooped his pants or whatever.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: So Wan now has someone from his culture, which is
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: nice because he can speak Spanish with them, and like
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: that's really nice. So and this guy has kids, so
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: they can talk about that sort of thing. So they
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: drive in the car just by themselves. They can bond,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: and Wan confesses what a struggle it's been not to
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: work and how he got a call from the cruise ship.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: And the cousin says, talk to Jessica, and Wan's like, yeah,
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: she won't like it. I'd be gone for eight months
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: on an eight month contract, so when the baby, the
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: baby would be like a toddler when he comes back,
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: like walking, he'll miss everything.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Wan, you cannot do this. You cannot do this. You can't.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I don't think you can do this.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: So they go to Mount Rushmore and there's like a storm.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: It's like a torrential rain. They're wearing rain ponchos and
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: the fog is so much that you can't see like
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: a foot in front of you, so they literally cannot
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: see Mount Rushmore. So they're just staring and Wan looks
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: like such a sad sack, like a literal wet blanket.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Is on him, like he's just staring. He's like a
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: meme of just like.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: You know, these are the kind of American things he
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: wants to see.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: No, but Jessica built it up and was like, you know,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: if you want to become a naturalized citizen, they'll ask
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you these dumb questions that not even you know born
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Americans now, which is true, like you knows on Mount
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Rushmore and things like that. So this is kind of
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: like you're studying for your tests and stuff. And he's like, okay,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: but like it's so he I want to do a
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: side by side of Nicole wearing that burka bikini burkini
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: burkini because she looked so sad, and then him just
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: looking so sad in his raincoat, just so sad in
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: the raincoat, in the rain poncho, just staring. Can't see
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: any thing we drove all this way. Can we get drunk?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: This is supposed to be my bachelor party.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: So they go back to the house and she thinks
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: there's probably gonna be strippers at that night, and she's like, okay,
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: just have fun, but be good. Have It's like she's
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: her son, make good choices, act like your Mommy's with you.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: So at the.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: House, there's a bunch of friends they're all hers, and
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: they blow they surprise her, they blow confetti.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: It's very cute.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: Meghan then gives one a shirt that she's made with
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Jessica's face all over it, which is such a Megan
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: thing to do, so that now no girls will hit
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: on him because he's wearing a shirt with Jessica's face
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: all over it. And she has to protect her man,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, Jessica's man.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: And but she gives she gives Herbie and the cousin
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: a shirt with his face all over it. Right, it's
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: very Bland's face all over it. And I was like,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just fash it's funny her husband a shirt with
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: her face.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she doesn't care about her marriage. She don't
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: learn with this other marriage. So for the girls, they
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: are literally like at least fifteen girls on a party
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: bus and then they keep cutting to Wan and Herbie
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: and the cousin. It's just the three of them, and
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: they're crammed into the backseat of an uber just like
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: shoulder to shoulder. And then the girls are all whooping
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: it up on a party bus. It's pretty funny and
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: kind of sad. I felt bad for one. So the
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: girls at their bar, Oh my god, they're woohooing so
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: much instant I got an instant headache.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: These are the girl These are the people you don't
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: want to see. If you walk into a bar to
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: have a drink with a friend, You're like, we gotta go.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Some girl, a girl wearing a sash and a tiara,
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: and there's confetti and they're whooo, Girl's night.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: They're all wearing matching sunglasses. And I was like, yeah,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to go, have to go. I don't
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: care if this is the only bar we have to go. Yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: So the boys bar has a dancer kind of doing
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: like this burlesque dance named Rosy Cheeks, which I is
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: guessing is not her biblical name, and she strips. He
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: loves it, and he's like, this reminds me of partying
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: on the boat that I miss so much.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Being on the boat. I miss being on the boat.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Being on the boat made me feel alive. Which if you.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Say that, that sentiment means that being with Jessica in
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: manure Town makes you feel dead. I guess he does
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: as far to say that, but we can infer.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I think he's just really the difference is so stark.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: If he just moved to Alexandria, Virginia, or like right,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: oh see, I mean a regular town with just a
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: little bit more going on, then it would be totally different.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: But they've just moved to a town that is just
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: the opposite of being a bartender on a carnival couruse,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: And I think they maybe can't leave because the dad
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: is there, the dad of the two boys. But like
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: it sucks because he could be a bartender at like
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: a happening bar and have a great time and it
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: would fulfill that make him feel alive. So Jessica's getting
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: white girl wasted. She's just so happy. And then Wan
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: gets like at his bar, gets like a strange cowgirl
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: strip dance, like coyote ugly vibes, I don't know, it's
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: like a cowgirl stripping.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: He's loving it. So many boobs being just rubbed all over,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: just boobs were.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: In his face, and he's so happy. So they all
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: come home wasted. Herbie cannot even walk, but I would
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: drink that much if I was married to Meghan.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: He was passed out in the back seat and they
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: couldn't even get him to wake up. That was bad.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: They're like carrying the two other guys are like carrying
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: him in, and Megan thinks it's hilarious. She's like, yeah's
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: a bad Herbie. We'll talk about this later. So come on,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: if this was your life and you were married to
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Meghan and all she did was talk about wine and
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Jessica's marriage, you would get this wasted too.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: But remember he told them at the bar too. That
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: was another thing. He told them at the bar, both
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: of them, that he really misses the boat and says
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: he feels bad that he misses the boat. He was like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: should I feel bad? I feel bad that I miss
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: it so much? But like, I could go away for
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: another eight months, but I think she'll be mad if
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I do that now. Meanwhile, Herbie's like, oh, if only
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I wasn't so drunk, I could remember to tell this
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: to Megan tomorrow. What I won't remember the intel?
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he's the spot. Yeah, so Jessica is. They
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: get so that Jessica is all horny now for one
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: at home, because she's like, he seems like he barely
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: drank anything, and he's like, with such a good boy.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: She does know poops or just rubbed all he was face.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: He didn't have hands available for drinking.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So but she's like so horny for him.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: He's my good boy. It's again, it's very like mother.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't like it.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: So she says good boy a lot. And so she's like,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: he looks so innocent. She says that too, like he
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: looks like so innocent in his little T shirt with
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: my face on it.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: So innocent. But she had a baby with him to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: know that he's not innocent. He's not innocent.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: So they lay down in bed and he could actually
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: get some and there's no kids around, and instead he
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: decides to tell her about the emotional struggles he's been
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: having and the cruise life is calling and he wants
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: to answer the phone, and she is She is like
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: the sea is calling to him like a sh like
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: an old sea captain, and so she is like drunk.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: She's like, you're gonna tell me about this now?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: What?
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: No, you're not going and she like instantly snaps back
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: into that like uh uh no, one, you're not doing
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: this and if you want that long distance life, like
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want that for my son, Like, I don't
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: want you to only see your son a couple months
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: out of every year, Like that's crazy, and we're not
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: doing this. I'm not going to raise him by myself anymore.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: And if you want to do the cruise life, then
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: you can do it without us, essentially, so ultimatum yep, yeah, yep,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: but he can't.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: E's correct. He can't go back to cruise life. I
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: mean he can't.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: There has to be some sort of healthy medium where
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: you could get some more fun in his life without Yeah.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there has to be. Somebody wrote and it was
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: like they're in Torrington. They're so close to Blahvide blah,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: some town they're like, and that's like a happening town
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: in Wyoming. It's only like forty five minutes away. I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: can't imagine that. You know, the dad would be upset
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: if the kids were within an hour, right, Well, the
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: dad's used to them being within ten minutes. I was
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: walking distance. They walked in the dad. And also her
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: business is there in Torrington.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, so he would have to commute to
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: that other town then to the bowl. It must be
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: the town that has the bowling alley. Because that was
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: also forty five minutes away.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, somebody's there's a town that's like right there,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: that's great. There's a bar at the bowling Alley. So
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I mean that probably wouldn't fulfill you like a carnival cruise.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: But listen, none of it is.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: It's all going to be a pale pale comparison to
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: what he was experiencing before. But that's what marriage is,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: and parenthood. It's a pale pale comparison of what you
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: knew before, but in other ways fulfills you more.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: So I've heard perhaps all right, let's uh, let's move
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: it on to Stevie and Maddie. Are you done? I
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: assume you're done? Sorry, absolutely done? Okay. I was like,
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I think we're done with those two, Stevie and Maddie.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: So she's like, listen, I worked a couple dresses for
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: the weddings as we moved it up, and yeah, I'm
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: not traditional, so I want to shown to you beforehand.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: He goes, is this going to take like an hour?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: And she's like maybe. So she goes in and puts
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: on a dress, and first of all, the dress, it's like,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: it seems like it's not zipped or something. It just
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: seems like very like bulky, yeah for fire, very well no,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: and it just seems like thick or she had the
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: wrong bra or something. So anyway, she shows up the
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: first dress and he goes, hmmm, well, I don't know
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: about that dress because it makes you look like old.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: She goes, what and he goes, because, like the flower
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: print is like for old ladies over like fifty or sixty,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: how dare you as I have a flower print?
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: How dare you? But apparently that's the thing in Iran.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: That once you get past fifty you must start wearing florals. Yeah,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: it's mandated.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: But when your fiance is like ten years older than you,
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: and as Keith Morrison said, is barreling down on her
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: like a Chinese bullet train.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Keith Morrison. We will never forget. I've never
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: taken something so personally.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: That was said on dateline, so you shouldn't say that
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: he doesn't know tact at all.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: But he also doesn't He was trying to say, like
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: where I'm from, only old ladies wear like a floral lace.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: But he, you know, just like she said, he doesn't
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: always say the thing is right. So they're doing the
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: talking head and she's like, yeah, you said it maybe
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: like old. He goes, no, I just meant because of
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: like the flowers, and she goes, yeah, You're wording is
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: not the best. He's like, not the that's true. I
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: could work on that. So they're headed to New Orleans.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: We didn't see the second dress, but I guess she's
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: picking the second dress. They're headed to New Orleans for
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: a joint bachelor bachelorette party. She names her friends that
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: are coming. I already forgot. But they go to this
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: really nice, like boutique type hotel which has like a
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: cool like in their room as like a cool sitting area,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: and she goes, there's gonna be so much for you
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: to look at, and here talk about like a toddler.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: She's like, you're gonna be able to look at all
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: sorts of things on the wall. Let's go fly It's
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: like a flip book.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: You look it and then there's look, there's an elephant
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: picture exactly.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: So she says they're going to this burlesque type show tonight,
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: and she's like, you know, like my friend Claire's in
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: that burlesque show in Hattiesburg and he's like Claire with
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the boobs.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, the girl.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Would have the boobs. He goes, well, I'm getting very
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: nervous about it because she was like, are you excited
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: you can see your friend, You're gonna go out, and
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: he goes, no, I think I'm more nervous than excited
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: because are these girls. Are they going to be naked?
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: And she goes maybe, and he goes will they be topless?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: And she goes maybe. He's like hmm. He goes, it
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: makes me feel very uncomfortable and I feel like maybe
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be doing this, and then he says it's fun.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: When they were in the car, he was like, Sin City.
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: We're going to Sin City. We're gonna have do some sins.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: I've never seen him so excited.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Also, that's not Sin City, but that's what Dave said.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I said he's from Iran. He doesn't know. Quit correcting him.
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, fine, maybe there can be multiple Sin Cities. But
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: now it's like getting real and he's like he's like
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: hearing his parents' voice or something, and he's.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Like yes, yes, yeah. So then he says, what if
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I see something? And it makes me go back to
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: the question if she's bisexual or not. Our wedding is
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: so close to could ruined everything. I was like, he's obsessed.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: He's like a politician. He obsessed with people be they yes, yeah,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: quit worrying about it. Ruh. Yeah. So he meets his
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: friend SAYI. So, Sayid is his online friend and he
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: has been in the United States for ten years. They
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: share the same culture, the same country, and he feels
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: like I really understands him, you know what he's going through.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: So Sayid sees him and hugs him and kisses him
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and is like, Oh, it's so good to see you.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: And you could tell that. Like Maddie is so like, okay, dude,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: He's like, m yeah, clink clingy much. But said hugs
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: him and kisses him, and then he hugs him again.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: He goes, Oh, I just can't get enough of you. Wow.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Wow bisexual? Say what huh? Say what? Wow? I think
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I may might have been onto something lesson Yeah, look inward?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: So he too much, Maddie tells said. He says, yeah,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you know. And I got to her house there were
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: just so many naked paintings of girls. And then I
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: found out that she did these paintings in person. And
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: one of them is a friend of hers named Claire,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: And so he just drops his head down dramatically, like, oh,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: you're kidding. Yeah, Like he found out she used to
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: do meth or something. It's something terrible. I found out
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: there were three kids she didn't tell me about. And
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: he goes and Claire, her friend, is coming to the bachelorette.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned about it, and Soide goes, so, what, like,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: explain exactly what the problem is with it? Right? Because
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: they're both girls. So his whole thing was like, why
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: do you care if she sees her friend's booths? They're
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: both girls. It's like a locker room, like who cares? Yeah,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: And Mattie says, well, keep it between us and this
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: camera crew. Keep it between us. But I have a
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: feeling she's also interested in the same sex. So he
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: puts his head down again. He goes, well, where we
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: come from, that's taboo. But you see things like this
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: every day here, so I'm not surprised.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: And what America turns people gay?
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: You know how it is in America? And he says,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: what if after you get married you find out more
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: about her past and things that could bother you and
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Matti goes, yeah, but you know, I do love her
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: so much, and so I go, how long can love
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: justify all the terrible feelings you're having. I was like,
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: we'll just take a light down, geez.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: So they must not do the oiling up locker room
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: massages that we saw in Jordan in Iran, because there's
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: no way you could have a problem with a girl
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: painting an other women's boobs. If were the massaging that
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: we saw betwixt two men's fine.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: It was like three on one man. It was like
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: three man oiling around a table and three men massages
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: in the groin area, yes, specifically in the growing.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: But that was in Jordan, So I don't know if
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: that happens in Iran. In those bath house things, I
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: don't either.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I would never. People are like, oh, you go in
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: there and you like strip all your clothes off and
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: they scrub you and they have all this stuff, and
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I just don't think I could do it.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: And I know that's their job and their professional and
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you probably come out like your whole body feels like
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: a baby's skin, But I just don't think I want
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to get one hundred percent crotch out naked with a
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: stranger scrubbing me. I just don't think I can do it.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I don't think I could it. Maybe I could, maybe
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I could. So now now I'm gonna worry. People are
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: gonna start sending me videos. So so that's when Sayi's
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: like this, how I could love justify these terrible feelings?
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I'm so worried about you? And Maddie goes, yeah, I
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: don't know, you're right, Like, gosh, what if I feel
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: trapped after the wedding, And then said walks off, and
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Maddie goes, gosh, I feel like my head's gonna explode.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Like but I knew my friend said, but understand me,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: said says, this is worse than I thought. I worry.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: I worry Stevie doesn't care about him at all? What
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: did we miss thirty minutes of filming? What how did
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: we jump to this?
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: How did we become She's this big gay American predator
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: and he's this like victim that's been catfished in this
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: situation and she kinda like lock him up in her
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: house or something.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: And he's being forced into a marriage. Yeah, you know,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: it's very strange. So then Mattie is realizing as he's
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: talking to said because he knows that Stevie's about to
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: come out. He says, so Sayid, he goes, look, just
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: don't just don't think anything different about her, Like you know,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I forget what I said. It's on the gay nay
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: and and Stevie walks up and they were all like, hey,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: we weren't talking about you at all, Hey at all?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: Hey, y I mean, hey Stevie.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Nobody was kissing and saying I need to get more
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: of you. Nothing where was that happening here? Nobody was
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: talking about boobs. So and the talking to head Mattie
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: says he immediately regretted. Asking Sayid for advice, he says,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I'm immediately regretting it right when, which happens to me
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: on the daily, something comes out of my mouth and
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I shouldn't have said that. What's wrong with me?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Can I control myself? And he says, I put my
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: foot in my mouth and now be Sayi's going to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: have a bad impression of Stevie before he's even better,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: which is exactly what happened.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: When Stevie told her family what he had said about
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: wanting to go home. He got mad at her because
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: it made them think differently of him, and he was like,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: don't involve them in our relationship, and the right.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: You're so right. So Sayid says, the first time I
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: came to New Orleans was about a year after I
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: moved to the States. You know, it's really fun. I
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: especially love the drinks. And they get hurricanes and so
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Mattie's like, oh, we have a drink like this in
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: our culture. It's called like ice in Paradise or something.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, but these have alcohol. He's like,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: this has alcohol. Oh you're trying to get me drunk
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: or something. I was like, yeah, it's a hurricane on
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Burbus drat that's yes, it's a lot of alcohol. Actually.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: So he asked Stevie, how's your family, you know, dealing
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: with Maddy being here and everything. And she's like, oh, well,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I told him at the last minute, and
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: they weren't excited about that. He goes, why would you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: do that, you evil, evil bisexual?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: And I think he's starting to get drunk a little
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: too a friend, so I think he's just I was scared.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: He was just gonna be like, Stevie, are you a
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Homo likes, just like he's.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Getting progressively more wasted. Stevie, do you see that girl
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: over there? You want to honk her boobs or what?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: So bad? So bad? So she goes, well, I told
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: him at the last minute because the arrival day got
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: pushed forward and all of a sudden, like he could
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: come and I hadn't had a chance to tell him yet.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: The talking head SAYI says, this is so suspicious. She's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: guilty of hiding a secret until the last minute, and
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: then she just gets everybody to behave in the way
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: she likes. And that makes me think she's hiding other
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: things for him that she won't tell him n til
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: the last second. I mean, he is drunk.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: But I did think that was kind of a stute,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: because I do think it's a problem that she waited
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: so long to tell her family.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: And she says that she does with everything in her life.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: She says that she does, she avoids it and then
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: like waits till last minute, and so yeah, I think
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: that that could mean she has other things she's gonna
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: tell him later.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do too, here, but I still love her. Yes,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: where are the children? At least I knows about the children.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: He knows about the children. She says, they all get along, yeah,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: said says. So she sends him off to get oysters.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: He's like, he seems drunk. He's like, what I'm asking for?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Shees go up to that window and ask for oysters?
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: He's like, and then I say what she was at
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: for oysters? Head luck? So he walks off. So Sayid says, Stevie,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: we're friends. She's like, met you four minutes ago, and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: he says, and he goes, I want to be honest
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: with you. Mattie is my very good friend. Also just
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: met him four minutes ago, and I don't want him
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: to get hurt. So do you really think you care
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: enough about his concerns and everything he's dealing with these days?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Or are you just being selfish? Sorry for saying that.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: She goes, huh, and he goes, he has left everything behind,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: and I don't see any sacrifice from your side. And
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: she just looks at him and she goes, you might
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: have a misconception about me. Yeah, he sacrificed a lot,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: he has, but so have I. You know, I don't
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: let people get close to me ever, And he goes, well,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: that didn't seem like a sacrifice to me. Maddie has
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: a lot to lose, and I mean that.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: He gave up his entire life and his family and
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: may not be able to see them again for a
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: very long time, and we'll never be able.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: To go back to his homeland.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: And she's like, but I let him in and I
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: don't let people in, and that was my sacrifice.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: He's lucky to get so close to this, right, I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: mean that didn't seem like a sacrifice. Well, I think
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: this conversation was also chopped up a lot. I mean
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: I think that because she is looking at him with
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: that smile. I I don't killing smile and my teeth
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm mad. So he he says, yeah, it's not
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: a sacrifice. He has a lot to lose, and she goes, yeah,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: so do I yep, and so yeah, but you know
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: what Mattie has grown. You can make his own choices. Okay,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: bye bye, good to see you said, how far is
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: it for you to drive home? Bye? By So the
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: talking head she goes, this makes me wonder what Mattie
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: said to him to make him think this way about me,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: And I do upside, He's not going to try to
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: like mess up our wedding in my guy that dress,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: and he's going to say I look old, and it's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: going to be Darri.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: I be drunk on hurricanes at the wedding. I object.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: She's the lesbian.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're getting married there, do you?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: No, they're getting married at that one place they went
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: to with Claire.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Oh see, I was out at it was like a
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: little rustic, yeah shabby, she kind of yeah, No, I didn't.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I never got to watch that whole episode. Okay, let's
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: move on to Mina and Mark. I did notice Mina
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: pull out of hair straightener this week, because I think
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: she's learning that the more she travels them frizzier her
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: hair is getting.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she is made it's his birthday, and we
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: get like one of those in their talking their hero shot,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: like it changes his age to fifty nine, and uh,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: she's making him a pancake which looks more like a crape.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: It's a giant pancake, but it looks good. And then
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: she puts fifty nine on it with chocolate, but that
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: got messed up, so then she did it with whipped cream,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: but it instantly melts, so it just looks like shaving
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: cream on top of it looks gross, but anyway, he
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: appreciates it.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: He's like, I love your pancakes. What did you say?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: The thought was there, The thought was there. It was
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: very sweet.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I love your pancakes. They're more like crapes.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: And so he eats it with the slop on top
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: and he's very happy. He's like, I can't believe I'm
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: fifty nine. I feel more like i'm thirty nine. And
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: he's literally carrying a baby in his arms.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: That is his baby, so that yeah.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: And he's like, when she's, you know, graduating high school,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be seventy.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Five or something.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: And if we have a baby right now, I've been
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: seventy seven when they graduate high school.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: So yep. Yeah. So it's a lot.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: So they're going to Boston to celebrate his birthday and
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: her sister is coming to town the next day and
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: she's going to stay until the wedding, which is in
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: like a couple of weeks, and then her brother is
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: gonna come, and if Clayton the Son's passport is ready
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: in time, the brother will come with Clayton the little boy.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: But they don't know if it's gonna happen. They can't
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: push the wedding because her visa will expire, and she says,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: if Clayton isn't there, I won't get married. But we
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: know she will come on, yeah she will, but she's like,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. I'll either hurt Clayton
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: or I'll hurt Mark. And Mark is like, you know again,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: we'd have to start the process completely over again, like
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: it would be like another at least year till you
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: could come here again. And I think I should keep
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Maria if that happens.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: So right, you're gonna throw on the back of the plane.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: We have to do these jobs, like what are you
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: talking about?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: Luckally, so yeah, let's take the baby away from the mom.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: That's the great idea.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: With a sixty year old man who flies around, you know,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: he can have Martini, pat babysit.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: He's like, Karia is the Avria is the latest member
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: of this ditch bitch.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he She's like, no, I would know, absolutely not. Also,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: then she'd be like going back to be with her son,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: but then leaving her daughter, like she can't she can
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: never win and get she it is she's in a
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: bad situation. She literally cannot win. She's always going to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: be missing one of her family. So they go to Boston,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: where they have real stores without gas station pasta.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: So she's loving it and.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: She wants him to enjoy his birthday, but also she
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: wants to ruin it by asking him to adopt Clayton
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: or she won't sign the pre nap. So she's like,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to feel like emotional blackmail, even though
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: it is. And also someone acknowledging that is a first
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: for this show, so good for her. And she loves Boston.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: She's like, oh, these it reminds me of Carrie on
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: Sex and the City. It's like the same buildings. And
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: he goes, that's New York and she's like, it's the
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: same though, and she's like, God, I missed that TV show.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Was so funny. Shows I missed that TV show. I
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: was like, guess what in America? You can stream it
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: anytime you.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Want, exactly, and that that reboot on Max and that
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: I heard sucked great.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: I hated the original show too.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: It's just too many puns for me, too much sex,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: too many puns about sex.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Agree Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: So but anyway, don't take her into New York, Mark,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: because if he takes her to New York, she will
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: leave him for New York. She will like break up
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: with him to be with New York. Yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I think Boston's a good middle ground. Boston's before it's
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: a big city. We think it's close to where he lives. Yeah,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: mm hmm.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: So they go to this French restaurant. She's very excited
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: that the menus in French. She brings up the prenup.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday. I'm bringing up the prenup. I'll sign it
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: if you adopt Clayton. And as suspected, this is a
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: huge match. Oarp fake out because last week it looked
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: like he was like gonna cry and hated her for
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: bringing How dare you he pauses, pauses. Yes, I was
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: already going to adopt Clayton. I want to adopt him.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: I love that kid. I'm totally on board. I always
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: tell people I have four kids, like I love Clayton
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: so much. She starts crying. She's this season's cryer. She's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: this season's Kenny because she cries constantly, and they it's
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: like they they're very thin tears. It's just like literally
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: just like water, just like pouring down her face all
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: at any moment. She doesn't even have any like facial
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: movements that indicate that she's crying, but there's like constantly
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: tears dripping out of her face.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: She's a good crier. I wonder if she's an actress,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: because we've never known what she does for her job.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: She says, yeah, yeah, So she's crying, and then he
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: starts crying because he and it's actually very sweet. He
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: starts crying because she's crying. And then he kind of
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: cries because he feels like he let her down because
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: he hasn't been able to get Clayton there. And he says,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: I can't control the paperwork. I can't control what the
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: government does, like I wish I could. I feel like
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: I failed you and I failed him. And then he
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: cries to us and he says, I had the most
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: amazing dad in the world. He taught me how to
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: be a man, and like, I think it's the greatest
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: thing you can do is to pass it, put things
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: on it, teach them well and let them lead the way,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: et cetera. And like I want to do that for Clayton.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: And so he's very excited, so very happy, total Matt
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: sharp fake out. We are going to have to see
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: what Jordan thinks about this, though, of course, before we
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: can move on with this plan, we're going to have
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: to get Jordan's input.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: She's not going to like it. Four kids in the will?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Is that a two? Is really that.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Money out plus a fifth? Because they keep saying they
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: want to have one.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Please don't do that, Please don't have another kid.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: I think you have one. Maria seems great. She knocked
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: Clayton to you'll have Clayton. So just stop where stop
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: when you're ahead.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Agreed. Let's move on to the fake throuble. When my
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: husband was watching them, he said, okay, he said, so
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: this is like a lesbian couple. I said, no, that
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: guy is in it too. It's a it's a throule.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: He goes, huh, he's just so, I go. Yeah.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Also, he thinks the women are way more into each
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: other than they are into Noah.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: He never even saw on it until the end because
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: she wasn't even on this episode. Really, I said, it's
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: these people there, a couple, and they're fake and they're
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: trying to pretend like they want to get married to
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: this other girl that lives in Tijuana. He goes, I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: don't understand, don't we don't wait, don't worry about oh Ray,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Now I'm sorry. I'm trying to get my cough drop
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: out of my mouth. Ray, Poor Ray is rayspelled r
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: A y or r e y a y. I think
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I thought so too, but on the screen on the
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Close Crap show said e y oh, I thought it
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: was a y.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: But regardless, they're looking at him like he is an
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: actual troll collecting tolls under a bridge.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: They're like, you're not as hot as us ew ew.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: They're out here looking at him like he has foe
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: heads or something like.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Here is just like like.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: I can't even eat my food now with this person
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: in front.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Of me, Like it feels so bad for Ray, it's bad.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: So Ray goes in and the talking to head Amani goes, yeah,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: he's like a yeah. He's like, well, he's like a
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: tiny little guy, like he's more tiny than I thought. Ew.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: So Ray tells them, oh, yeah, okay, so you guys
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: are datinger together. He goes, I've only heard about you
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: through social media. She's never told me about you, and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: they're like.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Shh, what she never told you about us.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: This is so telling novella. Everything about them is so
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: fake and annoying and I'm just gonna like hate recap them. Okay,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: So Amani goes, well, the only thing I know about
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: you is that you're like an ex boyfriend and I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: send you money for her, and he goes, yeah, I
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: would definitely say we were dating. Yeah, he goes, you know,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: we were together in twenty twenty two. We dated for
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: a while. We broke up right before Christmas, but we
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: stayed friends. And she goes, so you would say like
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: you were in a relationship, because they cannot fucking believe
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: that Annie would be in a relationship.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: They're like, you, like she touched you, like you would like,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just can't wrap my head
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: around this. So like she would like hold hands with you,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: like in front of people, wait, like with the lights on,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: she would like he can.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: They cannot get over it. And they're like, where did
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: you even meet her? And he's like at the club
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: the same place you guys met her, And I'm.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Sorry, was this like one of those frat parties where
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: you have to like bring the biggest nerd and then
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: like you bring in the biggest nerd and then you
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: win like a prize or something. I'm sorry, I keep
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: asking so many questions. I just don't understand, and he.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Goes, yeah, I mean we were definitely in a relationship,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: like I met her daughter and they go, oh, yeah,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: we met her daughter. And he goes, I mean I
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: met all our kids and they're like, oh, what really
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: does it? That's the head she does.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: She goes, spinds that head around what you saw her daughter?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you saw the other kids crazy, and he goes, yeah.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: And I helped her, you know, open a bank account
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: because it was a US bank account. I had to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: have my name on it because she wanted to have
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: a place to deposit her American dollars. And yeah, like
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: I really cared about her. I still really care about
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: her and am on. He goes, well, let me explain
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: to you where we're at. Okay, we're here to marry her.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Okay married, We want to get married. That's how serious
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: we are. And he goes, Okay, yeah, I thought when
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: we were together, like we would get married. But I
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: gotta be honest, like I kind of sabotaged it because
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: I met her kids. And then I got cold feet.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I got a little scared, and you know I met
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: her in the club and you know, and you knew
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: her is Brenda? Sh what everything is a shock? It's
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: so dramatic, yark really fast.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Did you notice like in one shot it's laid out,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: the next shot is dark out?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, And they're like what her name is Brenda? And
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: he goes, well, I mean you know that's what's on
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: our id. And they're like what, what the fuck? And
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Matt goes, you mean she has like an alias and
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: goes brandicate. He's like, yeah, I don't. I don't fucking know.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Annie's probably like her stage name, Like I don't know.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: So Amani goes, well, we were planning to propose to her,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: like that's why we are here to apply for the
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: K one visa like and he goes, oh, really, you
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: guys are really serious. H She goes yeah, like we
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: would have to get divorced and he would have to
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: marry her friend. Like we are the most serious people
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: you've ever met in your life, ten times more serious
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: than you.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: And there's no competition. He is not with her anymore.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: He is bringing a level two aggressive energy. They are
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: bringing a fourteen for no reason at this, poor guy.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: And Amani goes, yeah, so that was the deal and
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Ray goes, oh okay, and yeah you know, I'm oh,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: so you guys could get divorced and like she would
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: be divorced and like, what do you mean and he goes, well,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: she told you she was married before they go yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: we knew that. We already knew that. We knew she
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: was married, we knew that, yeah, yeah, we know.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: Tell us everything except everything at all.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: And he goes, okay, but her divorce is not final
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: because like when she and I talked about getting engaged,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: you know, her devorce wasn't final. Amani, Amani, I think
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: it's going to turn into an sll skit where she's
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: like what her head just pops off. She's so dramatic
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: and Amani goes, I don't even know her. We were
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: gonna marry her, and she's lied about everything.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: And her name is Brenda? What kind of name is Brenda?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: Let's be real, like did they even know anything about her?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Like is this?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Did you know her Starbucks order? Did you know her
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: middle name? Who is her favorite? Golden girl? Like did
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: you know anything about her? And now you're mad that
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: you didn't know what her real name was and she
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: uses stage name. Okay, she's still married, it's fine.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Amani goes, would it be okay if you called her
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: an invite her here? And he goes, sure, I don't care.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Talking to Dbray goes, I don't know how Annie's gonna
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: feel about me revealing these secrets. Maybe she was trying
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: to hide. I don't know, but you know me, you
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: know me. I'm just good old Ray. I'm a truth teller.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: So meanwhile, she's called and she's like, hi, babe, do
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: you want to come to dinner? And she's like, okay,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: be right there. I was like, because she's literally sitting
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: in the production vand so she comes up and as
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: she walks up, Amani and Matt with complete smiles on
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: their face, go hi, Brenda.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: They didn't even give I felt like this was so
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: staged poorly, because they should have given Annie a moment
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: to react to them being there with Ray, because she
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: didn't know that they were supposed to be there, that
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: they had met with Ray. Right, But then, so did
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: we even get a reaction shot of her being like,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: what is why are.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: They with Ray here? Yeah? Yeah? So next week on,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: this is so funny. So Joan says she needs to
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: get her wedding dress altered, and Greg's Mom's like, okay,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I guess I could drive you. So she goes, we
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: should do things together. So they go in the car
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: and mom says, so you don't want me to go
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: in with you. She goes, well, I'll be on the
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: phone with my family. So and then she gets out
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: to the alterations place and in the car, the mom goes,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I felt hurt, but there's always payback.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Wull laugh like an evil villain. What but that was rude.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: You're having her drive you to your ress appointment and
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: she's your your mother in law, and you're not gonna
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: you're gonna make her way out in the car or.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, your family. But she could still be sitting there.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you That was Joan. That was a big
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: mess up. You've unearthed the real Lucille who has been.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Living under sing. Want to say something controversial, I think
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Joan and Lucille look alike when they were sitting in
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: the car side by side. I understand that one is
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: black and one is white. Okay, yeah, stupid, but their
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: faces look alike. They for sure have the same nose.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: That's interesting because if any man is going to seek
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: out a woman that reminds him of his mother, it's
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: going to be Gregory.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, so it's okay, I'm going to look at that time. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: when there's dide by side in the car, you can
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: really see it. Okay. So Sarper goes to see Don
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: at his castle. He's like, this is literally a castle.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: It's so ugly. It's such an ugly castle.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: Is that it looks like this castle that is in
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: La that is actually a mini golf course, but outside
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: it looks and I think they may be a paintball too,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: but like it looks like a castle on the outside.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Where does he live? There's a castle.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: I've lived in LA for twenty plus years. I've never
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: seen this castle.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: But well you've never seen Rob's apartment either, so I mean,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: you know there's places you haven't been to. We'll I
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: have to say it like a screenshot and we'll see
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: if we can get the address for it. So Sarper
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: goes to see Dan at his castle and he says,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: all I want is respect, and Dan goes, you think
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: you're only bad boy here, and Starper is wearing another
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: one of those terrible American flag t shirts that he
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: bought at the airport, and he says, well, she kind
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: of did indicate one time that she kissed you or something,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: and Dan says, or maybe more. I just hope that
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: these two guys just like break into a fist pipe
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: and the other boat like, oh no, miss A, my
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: hair exactly. So Mina says she's eaten so much since
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: she's been behind the stays. Now her dress doesn't fit. Oh,
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: and she's like crying about it, and her sister's like,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: don't cry about it, just put it on. So she's
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: trying it on and she's crying. But I think she's
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: at the Alterations place to maybe get it fixed.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: I that made me sad, because, yeah, I'm sorry we're
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: saying sure. My dad said maybe she's pregnant again, because
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 2: I was watching with my parents and I said, no,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: I think it's just because everyone that comes to America
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: gains weight, Like, yeah, it's it's an ongoing thing on
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that's why Joan has to go
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: get her dress altered.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Same same. So Annie uh walks up and she sits down.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: She says to Ray, did you tell me? Tell them
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: my name? And he says yeah, and then she says
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: to racials, I don't even know why the fuck you're here.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Go back to the tower so the villagers can chase
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: you with torches, you ugly hunch back ogre.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: It was done. I'm cool.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: Ray was done so dirty by this show.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to tell you, he looks
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: so much like somebody that I know that in my mind.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: I don't see him.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Ask somebody that you can actually look at in the eyes.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like, I think, go to dinner and I'm
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: friends with Yes, yes you can eat in front of them. Yes,
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: he doesn't offend me with his looks at all. So
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Annie says, you know, maybe I was just protecting myself,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: and she's crying, so whatever. Brenda is a stage name.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Annie is a stage name who gives a shit.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: So the fact that she's still married is a bigger
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: thing because they were allegedly, as they say, planning on
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: going divorcing.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: So they could be with her. So no, they're not,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: they're not, but like.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: If they were, if this was real, and she's still
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: legally married, so it doesn't matter, and they would get
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: sports and she would still be legally married.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: That would be a disaster. Yeah. So Sean is doing
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: some lady's hair and they talk about like He's like, Yah,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: she's Aliah is getting more into more interested in the
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: surgeries and I don't know how I feel about that.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: And this lady who's Harry's doing says, if Aliyah gets
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: bottom surgery, would you go through with the marriage today?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: And he's like oh oh. He looks off into the distance.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: We see Stevie and Maddie's bachelor bachelorette party, and I'm
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: going to tell you something. If you're doing bachelor retelrette
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: party in New Orleans, you go and see some shit.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your eyeballs will be bron I did go
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: to my cousin Paige a Head a bachelorette party in
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: New Orleans, and there were things I can never unsee
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: and never again, never again. I hate Orleans. Now, I
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: don't hate n Orleans. I take that back. I hate Vegas.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: I don't hate Nuance. New Orleans has lots of rough
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: New Orleans has lots of beautiful areas. Vegas. I haven't
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: seen any, but maybe there are some. Don't come at me, Okay.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: You have to be in the right state of mind,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: in a Vegas state of mind, enjoy Vegas.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: I think the Vegas situation is because I've only been
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: in the casinos strip area.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another area that Katie really loves that is
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: like way more chill and fun, and so she likes
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: like it's not the clubbing in the bar.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: It's like way she likes it. I know she does.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: I find I find that very interesting.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: So also New Orleans has some fun stuff. Yeah you
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: don't you could there's like ghost tours and you don't
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: have to go to text. Sure.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So they're at a burlesque show or just
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: a stripper show, just one of the two. It says burlesque.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: But there is a lady on the stage that is
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 1: like it whipping her vibes in a circle exactly.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: I feel like, did he he knew right that there
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: were gonna be boobs? But like, did he did he
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: fully consent to be there and then like thought maybe
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: thought he could handle it.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just I feel bad for him too.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's a girl there that's stripping and literally
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: whipping her boobs in a circle that look really painful,
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: and he looked Boom's hurt. Yeah, it's like, oh no, but.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: You know, they're not supposed to be that elastic and talented.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: Nonetheless, and he's upset and he walks out, and she's like,
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: I hope he's okay, and he says she goes after him. Oh,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: she just goes after him. I'm sure she will. But
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: he is saying outside his talking head, like, I think,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: I think I'm right. I think this means she's by
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: because she doesn't mind watching this, you.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 2: Know, but there's a million other women that are there too.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Are they all gay?
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: He doesn't understand. He doesn't understand. He does understand strip
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: club culture. He would never get along with Jovie. They
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: could never be friends. Oh my go Joviy's like, my man,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: let me give you a lesson. Let come with me
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: and let me teach you my ways of the strip club. Yeah.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: Also, I think she might be by, and I think
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: that who cares? Who cares? I think who cares? He
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: doesn't think who cares? I think I think she might
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 2: be waiting until he spends more time in America and
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: then becomes more open to the idea, and then she'll
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: tell him. But they'll already be married. By then and
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: then he'll be really really mad.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: Then he says he'll feel trapped. You know, that's his thing. Yeah,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: he doesn't want to be trapped. Yeah. I think they're fine.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: I think everything's fine. Okay, everything's fine. And that's it, Kimberly,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: that's our episode. I enjoyed it. It was a pretty
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: good episode. I guess I did.
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: It's our first stand up comedy, come on, horrible stand
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: up comedy.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: I could love without it. I will tell you that
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: because I'm full watching every single minute of the Careen retrial,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: which I currently have on another screen. Paused I when
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: it was because I'd already watched it last night. So
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: when it was your couples that you cover on, I
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: was fast forwarding them on the TV and watching the
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: Karen retrol at the same time.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Well, when I when Sarper was doing his stand up,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: I did go like this because I got so uncomfortable
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 2: and I couldn't watch it. I literally could not watch it.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: It made me the secondhand embarrassment like was so real.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: But he doesn't seem to feel it.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know. But what's funny, what's funny about his
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: stand up is while he's doing it. He's smiling and
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: laughing at his own jokes, but it's like he's playing
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: a character of what he's seen the stand up comedian do. Right,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: So he's like, bitches, am I right, yes, with a
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: big smile on his face, like my dick controls me.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: Am I right? So funny. He keeps this huge smile
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: on his face like he thinks he's supposed to lie
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: at his own jokes. I don't know.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: And then you got like a couple of those uncomfortable
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: laughs from the audience where they felt bad.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: It was like kitty like, ha ha, yeah, ha ha.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: I think being a stand up comedian is probably the
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: hardest job of the world. I can never I.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: Will say, listen, if those friends, the friend that has
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: the cheekbones and his gal and Chakina had actually laughed vocally,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Sarper would not have ever known that the whole audience
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: wasn't laughing, like they could have done their part better
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: as supportive friends. They did not even laugh. She kinda
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: started whispering about him to her friend. She was like,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: he's gonna do the whole thing about his dick.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: She did say that he had written a two hour
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: stand up comedy act that was inappropriate, like two hour comedy.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: We don't even get that on Netflix. My god, it's
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: a long comedy special.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: Geez, he's prepared for his netflick in case there's like
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: the agent in the audience.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: It's already right. Yeah, it's a new Talent Night at
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: the Chuckle Factory. Okay, So this week on the date
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: with Dayline, you will be covering the coburger episode that
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: was on Dateline this last weekend. Yeah.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, Yeah, that's me trying to be funny when
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: it's so sad. It's just so, it's not a case.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: It's honestly a case that we would normally skip if
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: it wasn't so famous. But yeah, people like to hear
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: about it, so we do it.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: It's weird, the whole background of him arriving to in
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: that PhD program and him trying to like go to
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: parties and act normal, and it just reminds me of
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: that's see Bushimi, like hello, fellow teenagers, let me see
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: how I can be cool, you know, And he has
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: autism spectrum disorder, which accounts for a lot of his
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: social awkwardness. Yeah, does it excuse you for being a
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: serial killer? No, but I think that that part kind
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: of made me a little like sad, like, oh, but
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, before he even came to he was
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: planning to do something. He had already bought the knife
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: and everything.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I think yeah, And I think he probably
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: would have done it again if they hadn't caught him,
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: so absolutely, because I think he really liked it. I
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: think he you know, but that I agree. The stuff
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: at the pool party was so fascinating to me, Like
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: it would have been the most awkward party to be
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: at and I would have been sitting like taking notes
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: because I love like an awkward gossip party, like where
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 2: we can rehash after and be like, did you.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: See that thing? Did you see that? It was so awkward?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: It was so awkward. I felt so bad for him.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: I know, I felt really bad for him, but then
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: also I was very uncomfortable.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: And also I'm like, is he going to kill me later? Exactly?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: It turns out he did, yeah, allegedly. Well, I am
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: following along with that a lot with Emily Baker and
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: also Jodie Weber on So when the full trial starts,
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: I'll be Emily bakering it every day, just like I'm
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: doing with Karen Reid. I love it. I don't have
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: anything else to do. I think I just spend my
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: time watching trial all this.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: She does it too, and I'm like, when are you
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 2: working on our podcast? And I don't know how people
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: have time to watch these and you're like one of
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: the busiest people I know. So I don't even understand.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: Do you just have it on like running on your
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: phone at all times?
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: Well, like I took the dogs on a walk and
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: I had it on my phone on YouTube, and then
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: I have my headphones since I was listening, and then
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: also like making calls like I had to calls, or
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: like refill the dogs medicines and make John a haircut
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: a point like I'm doing that also, but it pauses.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: And then because Emily Baker the way she does it,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: she talks so much during it. She pauses and talks
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: and explains things, and then she's able to when there's
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: lulls like a sidebar something, she's like, I'm going to
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: zoom zoom past this, and so she zoom zooms and
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: so she's it's like a DBR. But still for today,
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: I still have two hours left, but they'll be oh
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: my god, because I just pause it, and then when
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: they go to lunch, I'm able to go past that
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: ten minutes. I can go past it because I'm.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: So I'm not judging at all, Like I have watched
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 2: so many full series since twenty twenty five started, and
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 2: last year I watched all a million seasons of all
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: the Chicago shows on NBC, So like, I'm not judging.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: I'm watching crap, but it's impressive.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just I'm very interested in it, very
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: I know, and so many other people too are too.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: I just get very overwhelmed, and I'll just wait for
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: Dateline to do their story. I feel like they'll tell
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: me what I need to know and then Katie will
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: tell me the rest.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, Karen Reid trial is she loves Emily
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: d Baker.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: Katie's obsessed with Emily de Baker.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: I love. This trial is specifically hard because they're so
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: many elements and so many people that the Karen Reid
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: maybe hitting him with the car is so secondary to
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: the big story of what happened that night. And you know,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think she hit him with her car. I don't.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: I do think everybody was ship faced drunk, drinking and
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: driving and all that, and so you have to come
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: factor that in and then all of the you know,
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: the one trooper Michael Proctor got dismissed, like he's got
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: fired from a job. Yeah, and then there's another couple
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: of that they think may flip because this one guy
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: is like very close to retirement and like he's going
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: to lose his pension and he's worked for thirty five years,
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: you know. And then the boss of all of them
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: was on the stand today and he's just like, no,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: he told me he'd never met him before, so I
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: believed him. He's like, no, he's their kids were on
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: soccer teams together, and they socialized together, they went on
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: family vacations together. He's like, he told me he'd never
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: met him, so I believed him. And then he allowed,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: I think, to be interviewed. I mean, you know, there's
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: so much the throwing away of the cell phones and
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: the all the forty five minutes of missing video and
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: the exact time when you need it, you know, all
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: these voicemails and butt dials, and they Jim McKay was
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: was on the stand and she they looked at her phone,
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: and the IT expert came on and said when you
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: get somebody's phone, you can only pull back in the
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: calllogue if they've deleted it or not. You can only
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: pull the call log the last two hundred calls. How
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: long would it take on your phone to pull up
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: two hundred calls? For me? It might be like a year.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: I was going to say at least.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say a year if that's
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: including spam calls that I get, Like, if it's calls
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 2: that I have placed.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Out going five years, five years, three days. She made
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: two hundred calls in three days. That's weird. Yeah, who's
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: she calling? I don't understand she's calling. Because they're like,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: so she could have made more than two hundred. They're like,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: two hundred is all week, and get that's the limit.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: And it was with a three day timeframe. So you know,
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 1: most people, if you're gonna say I'm gonna pull two
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: hundred callshen it's gonna be two years with the calls.
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  Speaker 1: But two they're like, and Emily Baker's like, we're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna we're anybody get, We're just gonna go past that.
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  Speaker 1: Like she's like, it's gonna be brought back up again
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  Speaker 1: because she is the she is the Gladys Kravitz of
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing. She's constantly talking to people and trying
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: to influence everything. She's got her hands in every pot.
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  Speaker 1: And when they said two hundred calls in three days,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: I went and looked. I was like, oh, I had
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  Speaker 1: sixteen calls in three days. Yeah, and this is because
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: I was traveling, so I was like calling my family
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. It's so weird.
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  Speaker 2: And also like the thing with his his fit bit
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  Speaker 2: or whatever saying, you know, he went up flights of
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: stairs after and like took this many steps after he
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: was supposedly dead already, and like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I supposed to hear about car And they're like, oh
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: the dog. There's just so Where's so weird? I think, gone.
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  Speaker 2: What's hard for people to understand is that like no
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: one's talked, and they think if it has to be
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: a conspiracy, it has to be like one hundred people involved.
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  Speaker 2: But Katie thinks it could be like three people that
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: are involved in this conspiracy, and it's not that hard
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  Speaker 2: for three people to not talk and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah and just want all the other people, and all
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: the other people are like, well, these are our friends,
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  Speaker 1: and we believe them, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And you already have a department where like that horrible
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: that woman was killed, that young woman who was like
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: abused for many years and then pregnant and murdered, like
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: and they there was so much cover up there. So
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  Speaker 2: you already have a department that's being looked at for
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: like multiple yeah, shadiness investigation stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So yes, yes, it's hard for me. That's why it is.
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  Speaker 1: So with the bron Coburger one, at the very least,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be easier to follow. Yeah, you really will be trying, sucking.
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  Speaker 1: What one person did the totally the twelve hours before
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: won't really matter so much. It'll only matter what he
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  Speaker 1: did it won't It won't matter. And even if there
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  Speaker 1: was only those four people to track, of which there
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: were six people in the house, Even if there are
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: those four people to track, that would be easier than
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: with the cure Readberd. There's like ten people totally, and
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: then they're like the twenty one year old's come into play,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: and then everybody's drinking and driving and it's snowing, and
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  Speaker 1: the right and.
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  Speaker 2: The son of the homeowner that was like had issues.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: It's like a hot hot head. You would say, uh huh, yeah,
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 1: and where's the dog, where's the dog? Where that poor
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: dog re homed? That dog? Where's the dog be? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And they had this one friend on the stand who
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: said she'd been to their house hundreds of times over
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  Speaker 1: the year. She was a good friend of the sun.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, like lots my whole life, I've been
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: going to their house. It was like, have you ever
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: met their dog? And she said, well, I knew they
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: had a dog. She's gone to their house as a
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: friend of the high school student and had never seen
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 1: the dog. Can you imagine how many times your friends
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: go to your house when you're in high school and
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 1: you have never seen your dog. Never, not once. They
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: kept it locked up somewhere because it didn't interact well
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: with people, right, because they trained it to be a
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: killing machine. Right. And so when Jim McKay, who was
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: the homeowner's sister, that when everybody's screaming on the lawn
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: and all this stuff, and she's like, I don't know,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: my sister, my brother and all didn't wake up. And
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: she went in the house. Yeah, that's oh, my friend.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: Door was unlocked and the dog is not there. The
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: dog is gone. Dog was already gone. Dog was gone
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: that night, gone, something happened with the dog. Somebody took
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 1: the dog.
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  Speaker 2: When you say, like, there's someone dead on the lawn
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: and there's police cars.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: Everywhere, were screaming.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: Out front, people are screaming, and the homeowner, who is
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: in law enforcement, doesn't come outside.
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  Speaker 1: Never wakes up, according to them, never woke up. She
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: just went. She just went in the house. The front
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: door was unlocked. That's another thing. People like, the cop
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't leave his front door unlocked at night. I don't
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: care how drunk you are. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's no way he's not waking up to
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: this chaos and coming outside because he is law enforcement
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: right to be the active crime scene on his front
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: Like three fire trucks, two ambulances. Yeah, he's dreaming, screaming
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 1: on the front lawn screaming.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no he did. He's like, it doesn't concern me.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: I'm off duty what I do.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: And he said the reason he is so in like
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 1: his phone butt dialed people because he said because he was,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: they were making calls all night. He's he's having sex.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: I was like, they were like, never in the history
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: of time has one town been so plagued by butt dials.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 1: Every person's phone is constantly butt dialing because they won't
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 1: admit that they talk to each other on the phone. Yeah,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 1: like what was like a five minutes? So why didn't
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: the voicemail pickup and just have like you could hear
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: what was that? You know? The voicemail picks up. Happens
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: with my mother twice a week. She'll call me and
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 1: I'll be like, mom, mom, or I'll put my mom
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: let me a voicemailance just her in the cars.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I guess all the time from my parents, yes,
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: not from people in their like forties. Generally, it's generally
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: my mom, so my dad.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 1: Of those two, how many were butt dials? I don't know.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: One hundred and six sure.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I am My phone is pretty much dying
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: and I need a new one. So my plan is
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: to drive to a military base and put part of
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: the phone in one trash dumpster and then put part
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: of the other phone and like the battery and the
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: SIM card and stuff like in the other one.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then probably then my new phone. Yeah, and
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 1: then you should take another part out and like throw
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: it in some water, because you put it in like
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: one phone in three different places. Because when you're a
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: police officer and you're involved in an investigation, it is
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: time to get a new phone. You should just destroy
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 1: your phone instead of just training it in or yeah, yeah, okay,
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 1: Well we dow talked about the Karen readopp for Really Normal,
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: everybody followed Kimberly and Katie It's a Date with Dateline
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 1: is their podcast that their instagram is Date Dateline. They're
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: covering like we just talked about, and then we got
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: on the Karen Read the Dateline this week that was
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 1: about Brian Coburger. So I'm very interested to listen to that.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: I was listening to the sweet, sweet sounds of Kimberly
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 1: and Katy on the plane this morning because it relaxes
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: me and helps me take a little nap.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 2: Oh thank your voices.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 1: It's your voices. And I was like, oh, I love
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 1: listening to my fat That's nice.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: Because when I was looking at your reviews on Apple
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 2: Podcast after we were talking about it last week, I
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: shouldn't have looked because a lot of them mentioned me,
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: and one of them.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 1: Was very mean about you guys.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Apparently I have the worst lisp that they have ever heard,
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: and it's getting worse and it is unbearable to listen to,
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 2: and they fast forward when I'm talking or just skip
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: the episode. And how dare I make fun of Gino's
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 2: voice when I have this voice? Guys, I already know
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: my voices. Isn't that great? I'm already self conscious. You
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: don't have to tell me you don't have a lisp.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 1: What are we talking?
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: Apparently I have a horrible lisp and it's getting worse.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 1: Well, this is news to me, news to me.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: You guys, if you don't have it nice to day,
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: just don't say a speech therapy.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: You guys, Please go on Pink Shade Apple Reviews and
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  Speaker 1: just give a five star and say something nice. Okay,
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 1: And by the way, if you don't like it, don't listen.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry exactly. Geez geez. Well, at least it didn't
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 1: make you cry like it made Kesha cry on our No.
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: I laughed it off. I left it.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: I cried inside, and then I left it off.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got. There were a couple of reviews on
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: there about me on my own show saying that I
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: talk too much. It's my own show, you and I'm
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: talking because it's a podcast. Sorry, sorry about it, guys. Kay,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 1: Casey will be on Thursday to talk about pop and
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 1: Bravo and Amy and I this week fun. Yeah, Amy
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 1: and I this weekend are covering that documentary called Deadly
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: American Marriage.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, someone else said I need to watch that.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's on Netflix. I haven't watched it yet, but
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 1: we're going to cover it for this weekend, and then
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: the next week we will have the tlc U Weekly
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: Party to talk about because we won't have an episode
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 1: next weekend either, because the Hunt for Love is coming.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 1: That's what the party's for. Also, yeah, circle back to
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: the first minute of this show. Consider if you want
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: to come to New York and letna okay, get join
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  Speaker 1: the list. All right, everybody, that's it. Thank you, Kimberly
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: and I will talk to you nex week. Fine. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: m