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A Batman: The Batman Trailer & Zack Snyder's Justice League · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy so last week I complained that
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there are too many games coming out you did and this today I heard another rumor
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that there's more games coming out and this time it's the Mass Effect remaster
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oh so the original trilogy remastered are they going to make the first game
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less awful I tried to replay that [ __ ] me that is that's a tough game to replay
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I like the first game best yeah you like driving that little car around I love
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that I think maybe it's just how clunky it is compared to the later ones and
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then I never get past you know when you finally get to uh the Citadel I can
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never get through it just cuz it's just like H it's fny like the the first one
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is favorite like story-wise or gameplay even gameplay yeah right cuz it was more
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RPG yeah went on they became a little bit more shoter and cuz yeah so but yeah
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so now those three games coming out they're not like short games no there
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there's like 100 plus hours in those games and I already don't have enough
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time so they need to start moving stuff to next year not cyber Punk not for you
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don't do this to me I still have I still have a feeling cyber Punk's got
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the next year you know what Happ feeling Luke says something and yeah I know
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we've got some followup this week just because Luke asked a question last week
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and Hollywood was like oh yeah good point we'll get on that I don't know we
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talk about it just yet but yeah we do have some followup on
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that so so is that confirmed Mass Effect 1 2 and 3 remasters it's not it's just a
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rumor but it's been a rumor that's been going around for a while now all right
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but starting to get a bit closer with like a date and things so I love Mass
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effects but I don't know if I want to go back and replay them I don't think I do
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sometimes I get tempted to try andrometer again and then I talk myself
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out that yeah don't do that I you can skip Andromeda I bought Andromeda on PC
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so that I could try it with some mods cuz I was like oh maybe the mods will
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make it more fun not really yeah you want the tits out mod don't
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you you don't know what would make this better the thing that always confused
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and Dr they said like it's going to be a different game and you're going to be
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building this space and the game will change but then you go to a planet you
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do stuff and then there's just a settlement there and then it never
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changes like it's I was expecting it was going to build up and the things you do
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would actually make a difference but there was nothing I think they just bit
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off more than they could chew mhm promise yeah also they got forced to use
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Frostbite the engine instead of what they wanted what they knew and were good
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with yeah so anyway the the first three were very good I would I would I've
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replayed two a lot actually two Mass Effect 2 might be the game I've replayed
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the most oh that's interesting out of games yeah I really like that game I
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just get it two goes two solid goes back to back I played all three of them twice
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wow cuz I had my good character and then my evil character oh and now you get th
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well you have to do them four times four times but the thing is I still went with
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the same ending at the end but you know how we can just pick good bad or the
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middle yeah I went the middle yeah so bet nothing in the second one when you when
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you play Bad you can um you attract that tattooed girl yeah Jack so that's oh
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that's Jack you can't I think if you play if you play good you she's not
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interested in you no I remember there was was it the Krogan I remember
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brutally murdering one of them Rex in the first one Rex oh yeah I I I
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destroyed him yeah yeah if in two I think if you even
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remotely flirt with Miranda then Jack is like [ __ ] off mate yeah you're into that
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you're not into this I can promise you that Miranda
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didn't like my character oh yeah Miranda
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was not even in both play oh oh okay all
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right no matter what Luke did Von strovi was not
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interested my name's not Miranda it's a character
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luk get off my porch I forgot you were
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always a fem Avatar I I've always have been it always will be it's because
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you're a little bit transgender just just a little bit only in video games
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yeah just virtually transgendered yeah each did her own MH absolutely
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absolutely well yeah I've replayed this I'm replaying BioShock Infinite and I'm
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really enjoying it taking my time uh having a lot of fun with it and I'm sad
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that I didn't give it the opportunity did you finish it no I haven't finished
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it yet did you finish it the first the first time yeah I was wondering if you
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finish it the first time yeah yeah I did I did you did yeah yeah uh there always
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a girl there's always a lighthouse yeah I just um forced myself to rush it where
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this time I'm not mhm should enjoy games well I was taking my time and enjoying
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Assassin's Creed Odyssey very very much uh and I don't know you can see behind
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me no i' just just had to pack up my [ __ ] again including the boes there was
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no there no avoiding it this time right y you know the movies are coming
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tomorrow so damn that's it so when do you maybe fly
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out I don't want to jinx it Luke
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but it's supposed to be next Monday okay
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okay a week from look do you have some porn or something you can look at
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between now and then uh I will not have anything uh at all in this house for one
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week except for myself and my dog okay
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too much information taking it I'm taking it in a different
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direction no but just as you can see behind me there's you know it's it still
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looks like this is a furnished home be
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it's in a Spartan way is that TV stay no the TV will come everything will that's
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going tomorrow as well everything's going tomorrow wow anything that's not
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coming in my suitcase next Monday is going tomorrow so next week's show we're
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going to see some [ __ ] spareness behind you mate it won't even be at I
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height I'll be on the
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floor AKA your bed yeah that's right
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yeah but Assassin's Creed Odyssey is great really enjoying it I bought it
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good I think you'll like it I think you will like it I got uh from Amazon
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us I got the Gold Edition which has like all of the stuff for 20 bucks mhm 20
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bucks okay really good value paid a lot more than 20 bucks for this I'll tell
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you that I saw I think maybe in Kaku or somewhere they said hey there's some
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crazy thing on Amazon today so I was like you know what that's Destiny yeah
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every now and again I will buy like a like a hard copy of a game just because
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the price is just so good yeah yeah I got I never get around to installing it
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though but I bought in isolation for five bucks at Walmart like years and
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years ago I was like I can't say nothing to that it's five bucks have you played
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it yeah I played that again recently and uh when I was going through my alien uh
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movie marathon or I've got some follow up for that too but I also played a bit
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of isolation I stopped because it is really [ __ ] difficult it is really
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challenging and not fun way after a while yeah that's when you're redoing
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the same thing like for the 10th time like you know what I'm not going to do
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this again I think it's not but the thing is you put the difficulty down too
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low there's just nothing to do it's just too easy it's like the alien just walks
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around in front of you and just doesn't pay attention I got to say the first
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time I saw the alien yeah were you hi under the desk I literally shrieked out
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loud that's cool yep yeah I was I recently started playing it through
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again I got up to the some Androids and God they are bastards the Androids are
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terrif [ __ ] alone what have I done to you nothing oh yeah cuz they got no hair
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and they're like kind of yeah creepy looking they just keep coming at me no
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that's their blood Luke it's like looks like ah so uh just a little bit of
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followup last week I said that I started reading alien Covenant Origins yes and
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that it was quite interesting but it hadn't quite yet gotten to any of the
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kind of really meaty stuff I wanted to get into such I've finished it now alien
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Covenant origin the title itself is a miser as there are no aliens in this
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book does it talk about the origin of anything yeah they talk about the origin
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of the Covenant the ship the ship uh yeah so it's all about just kind of the
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stuff that happens in the couple of days leading up to the ship taking off loading up
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supplies the plumbing on the ship yeah
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look some dramatic stuff happens okay but uh not that dramatic and certainly
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no aliens does the cover the book have an alien on
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it let me check I I've read it as an ebook obviously so yeah I feel like that
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would be on page one but let me see it
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does not it has uh it has a a person in
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a space shoot space shoot space suit space shoot a space
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[Music] shoot all right well at least that's something can't get sued for false I
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would say give it a miss actually okay yeah down I mean it was
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entertaining enough that I got to the end but mostly because I was like when
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are the aliens com the aliens going to turn yeah at least right at the end like
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Prometheus you know yes yeah where they just sort of crb it in at the end you're
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like oh was worth the it was worth the journey n yeah and they didn't even have
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the word alien in the title they were very careful not to promise aliens and
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then they and then they put one in anyway no aliens in a alien Covenant
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Origins yeah I'll give that I'm reading uh the
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road by comic McCarthy oh yeah great
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which is uh quite dire but is I'm enjoying it anyway he likes to depress
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you yeah he does I signed up for audible again oh you no I'll never listen to how
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many deal how many credits you got now I've I've used them all oh wow okay I
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canceled it and then used all my credits I haven't listened to anything okay but
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then they sent me a thing go $3 for the next 2 months I went that's a good deal
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so I joined up again and then I'll cancel it again no it's good you know
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what you should do you need to get yourself an activity that takes time and
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is boring like I've started running in the morning I run for half an hour each
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morning yeah I did that for a while I stopped but I should do it
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again I I actually I start to miss it when I don't do it and part of that is
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oh you get over that Dan you get over that I promise you
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but I listen to audio books when I do it and uh see I would love to do that but
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what yeah I know that maybe this is not for you Luke but but I I find myself cuz
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there's kind of ever since the circuit breaker started oh so that's what we
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call lockdown here no you're not allowed to use the phrase lockdown it's a
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circuit breaker circuit breaker okay it's it's a pandemic circuit breaker
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okay but uh yeah I kind of like that yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the kind of
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euphemism that you can expect from Singapore I had I had an argument with
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somebody the other day um cuz I said look I don't mind that Singapore is a
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fascist country I just want them to admit it I just want them to admit they
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are yeah and uh the person I was arguing with is a professor at a university here
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and they were saying it's not a fascist country don't don't be hyperbolic and
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I'm like do they control the media and they're like yeah but you know like
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Britain controls the media and I'm like does Britain have conscription and
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they're like no but uh I find myself running further if I'm in a good bit in
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the book you know oh yeah cuz you want to hear more yeah cuz there's a kind of
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like a couple of points that I could potentially turn back uh and if I met a
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really good part in the book I'll be like H I'll go to the next one yeah keep
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going I have been known when I when I used to read when I catch a train there
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was a few times where I'd sort of go an extra station if I wanted like a certain
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part and then just catch a trade back but man when I worked then I stopped
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reading when I was working in Sydney living in Orban I read so many books on
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the train it was so good that and I played son many 3DS games as well yeah
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those a good time having a commute is actually good for that and I I used to
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catch uh grab which is our equivalent of uber here in Asia oh yeah to to work
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every day because it it cost five bucks and took five minutes right uh and at a
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certain point I was like no [ __ ] this I'll take the train and the bus and take
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45 minutes because that's my time why am I hurrying to work mhm consume some
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entertainment yeah take some time for myself uh I uh quick follow up on Anthem
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that we talked about the other week uh Luke yeah you you can they I I feel like
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they mustn't have had this at the beginning there's a thing called I
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forgotten the name of it when you finish a mission it'll say do you want to go
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back to the city or do you want to go to uh free play or do you want to go to
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this Hub thing and you can go to the hub thing and it loads up quickly and it's
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got all the stores and all the [ __ ] but you don't have to go back to the city
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it's like a Docking Bay might be called the Docking Bay something like that no
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no they had that at the start as well oh well never mind
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then all right although yeah I wasn't sure if they had that originally or not
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they they could they keep saying that they're working on it but yeah we'll see
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yeah apparently they're going to launch like this whole new version of it at
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some point just give me a single player game they did it's called Mass Effect
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androma and you hat single player games you can play like yeah all right the the
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followup from last week is that uh Luke you mentioned we're talking about Tron
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uh yep and you asked what Olivia wild was up to mhm yep you said you're a fan
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of hers and I am on Q uh Hollywood has this is
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scary she's making a Spiderwoman movie they've announced this week so Olivia wild you're
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welcome this is not like an old article or anything this came out like two days
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ago it's news yeah and it's just an update here's what she's up to yeah the
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following films it's like for those three people that asked no look uh this
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you know I I walked past her when I was in Hollywood recently no didn't on the
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street the whole time I was there I was like celebrity I know what she was up to
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she was [ __ ] she's got like four kids and she was like trying to walk down the
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street yeah keep away from you yeah 100
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m Daniel
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uh well yeah there's a a Spiderwoman movie apparently for Sony she's doing I
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don't think she's not in it she's directing and producing it I think okay
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or yeah so and they're keeping that away from the Spider-Man series I'm guessing
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uh so they can do their own thing or is it a Marvel thing who owns Spider-Man at
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this point Sony it's a Sony thing um yeah but sorry I guess what I mean is is
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it still on license though to Marvel is are this going to be no no I think that
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all fell apart that's over right yeah I think I think that no no I thought they
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they went no we're going to go back yeah I don't know where they thought they did
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and then they went and then they ended up going no we will go ahead with it
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because name made a phone call the last I heard was yeah that Spider-Man was
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still going to be Marvel well all right maybe but then everything caught on fire
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and who knows anymore honestly this is my least favorite of the Spider-Man men like
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I don't even know what to call it this yeah this is my least of the
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Spiderman really yeah I think so pretty good I think he's absolutely fine but I
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just just more of the same
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considering to Toby Maguire cuz yeah I just like heiderman yeah for sure but
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also like if I'm going to watch a contemporary Spider-Man movie I'm going
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to rewatch into the spiderverse cuz it was [ __ ] great haven't watched that I
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got to watch Matt watch it today Matt maybe I will
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I'll see what I can do Luke oh I did I did get around to hiring Tron and I've
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got 30 days to watch it I fell asleep this afternoon and didn't get around to
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it so next week I'll watch Tron and Tron legacy all right
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fine and spiderverse I'll think about all right no Luke spiderverse is better
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than Tron it's [ __ ] great man watch it well you've got
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uh you you could go and see speaking of your previous homework Inception and
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interstella you could go and see tenant right now is that correct I could I've
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seen one review for it though and it wasn't good oh yeah I've seen I've seen
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some also I don't care about reviews well I've only read headlines but it
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seems mixed and I'm I refuse to read any further yeah I saw all the yeah exactly
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I don't want any details at all so I'm not reading the reviews but I there is
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like a kind of a aggregate review thing on Dark Horizons here that I've linked
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was just kind of like you know all the summaries the consensus yeah yeah and I
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think one thing I read that made me go well but maybe that means I like it it
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they said it's the most Christopher Nolan movie Christopher Nolan's ever
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made it demands basically demands that you watch it several times because it
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makes no sense the first time well well that's a terrible thing to go to see at
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the movies then no not necessarily just means that I'll if I've
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got to go see it three times well I saw I mean if it's good I don't mind I saw
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blade runner 249 three times Luke I happen to know you've seen some very
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[ __ ] movies at the movies multiple times it's a good point I saw episode one
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three times on the first day and I kept going back no but I'm looking at like how many
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times have you seen Spies Like Us I watched that probably about four
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times a year but that's a good movie another movie we saw together Luke I
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rewatched Eyes Wide Shut the other day cuz hadn't seen
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it is it any good cuz I only saw it that one time with you I love it I think it I
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think it's got a lot of value but it is challenging on the viewer and uh I think
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after you know after it finished 3 hours runtime qu just said well that
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was interesting yeah so I'm just looking it but with tenet though with it being a
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very no movie that means it's going to end and it's going to make you decide
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what the movie how the movie ends I'm going to decide now instead of just
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instead of just telling me I'm going to decide before I go it's going to make me
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think that's that's the what to think I don't go to the movies to think I go to
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watch stuff transform and blow up into a
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motorbike mhm all right Christopher Nolan There You Go full
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circle I don't think I'm going to go see it in the movie so all right just see
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now made me start to kind of want another good Transformers
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movie um cuz they the Bumblebee movie they have been good was that
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good I really like the movie okay cuz they have been good the first
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Transformers was good Dark of the Moon was pretty good um yeah we saw that here
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in Seattle right yeah we did yeah actually we saw it we saw it in um
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California on our way back to the airport oh you're right yeah we had some
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knows you just want to watch a movie like that don't really have to think I
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watched the next one after that which was the Mary mark one and it was garbage
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oh I watched that on a flight and man that was to get through yeah I do
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recommend the Bumblebee one okay I'll give it a go mhm it's not Michael Bay
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it's a different director yeah yeah I think so anyway I think they haven't
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been Michael Bay for quite some time right oh okay I thought he was still doing the
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main series Maybe I'm Wrong uh perhaps no you could be right you could be right
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and I don't care enough to look it up so another director who is kind of in
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the same camp as Michael Bay except that I would put him up on a much higher
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pedestal uh is Zack Snider yes some news
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some news some some news a a lot of stuff came out yesterday some trailer
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yeah yeah especially especially DC a trailer DC well a teaser trailer or what
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are they calling it a sneak peek yeah
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I've got to say though it it just looks
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like more Justice League I I was I so I watched this CU I was like I've got to
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see it and I was like are these not was these were these shots not in the other
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movie I have you have to remember it is still a Justice League movie like it's still not
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you'd have to know the pretty well to yeah I mean he's taken he's taken all the
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daytime sequences out by the look of it made him night time again which he said
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it was going to do yeah and I that's that's fine that's that's an improvement
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you know but it's still got that real
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like sparse CGI landscape look and also it's very it's a slow trailer it's not
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like action or anything it's just like and and then they announce at the same
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time it's going to be 4 hours of this broken up into four separate um
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hour episodes to doing this an episode thing not a movie wait is that true yeah
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so it's going to be on HBO or whatever it is but it's going to be like four
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episodes of an hour each I didn't know that and you watch you watch we'll all
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binge them in the night like you wouldn't watch a 4our movie but you'll
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watch four 1 hour episodes yeah well at least with that you know when you can
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stop go get a drink go to the toilet then come back there's a bre for you mhm
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mhm sometimes I like watching a little bit into the next episode of a show and
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then stopping so that it makes me feel like I'm reading a novel and not
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watching something episodic sure I chose to
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stop yeah DC fandom or something yeah that's right so there's there there's
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two more of note that uh that came out today number one they did a they did a
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roll call animation for James guns Suicide Squad and just announced the
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cast so also a sneak peek of that with bunch of behind the scenes footage looks
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interesting yeah so now we know it is a sequel it is part of the thing cuz it
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was always a bit confusing like this one was The Suicide Squad not Suicide Squad
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2 or anything no it's got some of the same people and it seems like it
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continues the story so I mean I'll watch anything James gun makes Soh Oh I
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thought you were going to say you watch anything Margo Robbie's
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in I've not seen a lot of things of Margo Robbie's in a lot of episodes of
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home and away that you have not seen yep Neighbors which one was she in I don't I
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don't even know I think she was home and away I'm not sure but honestly the thing
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that uh was most noteworthy to me today was the first trailer for The Batman oh
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yes I haven't seen that it looks all
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right it looks interesting it didn't blow me away of like holy [ __ ] no I was
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I watched it and I was like that looks like a Batman movie yeah exactly exactly
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you know what I'd love I'd love if this is not an origin story this is just
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another movie about Batman yeah we don't need an origin story we know where he
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comes from exactly his parents got killed and then he's really grumpy about
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it and he beats up criminals that's they also they also announced that uh a
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couple games coming out as well yes yes so Gotham Knights which I'm confused by
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cuz when I first saw I've gone okay this is like carrying on from Arkham
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trilogy but it's not even though at the end of Arkham Knight he Bruce Wayne dies
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when the building blows up and that's how they start this trailer but then
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have gone n this is its own story and it's over on the side here like but
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you're just picking up where that game left off like it's but it's not rock
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steady either though right it's no it's the one of Brothers Studio Rock Steady
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do have a game coming out though yeah so
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mhm Sude Squad away no well yeah cuz that one wasn't really game
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trailer that was a that look Su kill the Justice League yeah called right and I
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was like don't care about any of those characters and that no Captain
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boomerang's accent was terrible yes they should get me to do it yeah they should
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they absolutely should yeah but then know Gotham Knights I'm looking forward
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to who do you play as in that Batgirl
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Robin Nightwing or Red Hood okay all right yeah fair enough yeah when I when
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I get a Batman game I really want to play as people who aren't Batman that's
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just it's always my [ __ ] career I'm going to play as backgirl I know you cuz you you're
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digitally transgender cuz she's a Ginger yep gingers are the best I did a
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podcast with another Ginger today wait no you didn't yeah neither of Dan and I
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have both brown hair yeah this is the second podcast I'm doing today you can't
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see all of my hair man that's a good point I got a very hairy
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chest what's this other podcast what's this [ __ ] save
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file oh yeah I had eron on it again today oh say your co-host on save file
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is also not a redhead so what the [ __ ] right it's just him with a mirror
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yeah I talked to myself for half an hour
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Golem style yeah I talk to myself a lot
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sometimes yeah so oh I got something Batman thing I got a bit of a bit of
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crow vibes from it yeah a little bit especially with the the eyeliner sure
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yeah um maybe I'm going to have to go watch that after this cuz I haven't seen
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that trailer yet seems yeah you should it's interesting and if I hadn't seen
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Christopher Nolan's Batman's and and this had been the one that came after
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the shoe marker ones I would have gone great a serious new take dark and gritty
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we have seen this before so is this sort of going like the The Joker path or no
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no it doesn't look like that I thought so too but no it's it's just a square
27:31
they're really just confusing everyone with what they're doing then so they're
27:35
not even sort of going down the Joker puff with that sort of past gritty thing
27:41
they're doing another stand thing over like Joker it just seems like a Batman
27:47
movie but just kind of with a different tone I'm assuming the bad guy is the
27:51
Riddler because there's a lot of question marks in the see I I thought
27:54
that I thought zaz at first too because it looked like it was like a serial
27:57
killer so yeah that's true but then it also had guys with big big [ __ ]
28:02
Smiles painted on so God know yeah they were but then we've also got the news
28:06
bat flick is back yes well against his
28:10
will I assume this is part of a three picture deal right yep he apparently
28:16
demanded changes to the script which I assume means he had scenes that he was
28:22
supposed to do that he wanted removed to have less days on set and he wants
28:27
everyone to know that this does not mean his back I actually have a theory um
28:32
that this is cuz there's always to talk about doing the flash point story so
28:37
flash is going to go back in time I think this is going to be him resetting
28:40
that character and he will not be back after this this is going to get as
28:44
Robert patson yeah so what is he doing he's back for another movie or he's in
28:49
this movie in the flash he's in Flash oh he's in Flash they doing that with that
28:54
what's his name the guy the guy who choked out yes yeah so he's actually
29:00
going to be in it how does he keep his job how is he going to choke out a woman
29:06
in the movie yeah I mean probably not maybe really quickly too fast yeah you
29:12
would notice you won't notice yeah oh so we get more bat flick that'll be that'll
29:16
be good I like a picture when now is that photo of him outside having a
29:20
cigarette yeah I think I think he could have he could have been a great Batman
29:27
he was a great Batman in just some very
29:30
bad Batman bad movies he's he's married
29:34
to or dating anas at the moment so got to cheer him up a bit
29:40
right mhm You' think so yeah he still looks pretty depressed to me anytime I
29:46
see him well it's cuz he's got to go back and be Batman again yeah you know what I
29:51
was thinking because you know I watched Watchmen last week uh [ __ ] such a good
29:56
movie but I was thinking that like the the one thing about Watchmen that
30:03
perhaps holds it back from having the impact that it does is that it's made up
30:09
characters uh that you're meant to kind of loosely associate with real superhero
30:15
characters that you know they don't have to actually adhere to any rules or
30:18
anything that have been created there's no baggage for the character yeah but
30:23
not only that you have to kind of assume like as a viewer you just have to okay I
30:29
just have to accept that the characters you're showing me now are always the
30:35
superheroes and always were oh sure MH yeah yeah whereas I think if they had
30:42
somehow been able to use actual recognizable superheroes I.E if it was
30:47
Superman instead of Dr Manhattan who just decided to not care about humans
30:51
anymore and go and live on Mars that would have had a much bigger impact like
30:55
if it was Batman instead of night Mo
30:58
moth guy night Al yeah um then you know who was like no I don't fight crime
31:04
anymore you know I've still got the B cave down there but I try not to use it in
31:09
there or not because there's a great scene in Watchman where he tries to bang a chicken
31:16
can't good point yeah you had to get it down to his bunker first yeah then he was a to
31:22
reform that's right it's true it's true mhm he had to watch a nearly die and
31:28
then he was like I'm aroused now yeah
31:31
that's weird it yeah yeah this erection
31:35
is not going to last long okay just unless you want to put yourself in
31:41
some sort of danger yeah she's like look the last time I had
31:47
sex I was getting banged by a clone of my boyfriend while he was actually
31:50
working in the Next Room so
31:56
mhm I watch something interesting this week and it was an origin story okay it
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was the origin story of Perry Mason that
32:05
no one we wanted okay is that any good I
32:10
remember fantastic I remember watching Perry Mason when I was young like it was
32:15
black and white it was awesome is a TV series or movie no it's a TV series it's
32:21
set before Perry Mason it's set in the 30s and it's basically how Perry Mason
32:27
became a lawyer um and before par got shot in an Alleyway and that's right
32:34
yeah and uh [ __ ] Joker put his finger in his mouth through the gate of his
32:40
house when he was a kid and he was like I'm G to become a
32:44
lawyer and fight pedophiles and murder you one day um it's really good Robert
32:49
Danny Jr produces okay it's uh it's quite dark and it's very serious and
32:55
there's a dead baby in the first scene uh it's pretty confronting but at the
33:00
same time it's not challenging like a lot of HBO shows that kind of like it's
33:05
not it's never confusing it's it's still good versus bad and you know good guys
33:10
wear white hats bad guys wear black hats or still sort of like there's like one
33:16
court case an episode no it's not it's one court case for the whole thing yeah
33:21
yeah okay you should remind me that Always Sunny episode I know that's what
33:25
I was quoting I don't actually there the black no no I know I know I was
33:30
wondering if that's what you were doing it's just easier back in the 80s yeah
33:37
yeah um oh maybe I'll check this out I Matt I think Luke I think you would like
33:44
it too especially if you used to watch Perry Mason I mean from what I remember of
33:48
Perry Mason watching it with my grandparents it was just a fat dude behind a
33:54
desk but that's not yeah it was a bit of that I think yeah cuz also there were
33:59
two seasons of per M and one in like the 60s and one in the 80s oh it's kind of
34:04
like Columbo where it yeah and I think every 20 years yeah I think in the
34:11
early season he was a he was a like a a litigator and then the next one he was a
34:15
judge or I could be completely wrong but this is before before all of that yeah I
34:20
had an argument with somebody here uh who I think fair enough assumed that as
34:27
someone my age I wouldn't know the details of this as well as I do but I
34:32
was like yeah there's like uh I think 10 odd seasons of Columbo and they're like
34:36
no there's not no there are no no there's not there's not I'm like there
34:41
are and started in started in the 60s no it didn't it
34:47
did Columbo season 1
34:51
1968 here's the thing if you don't like Columbo enough to know these details
34:56
that's fine that's actually most people yes but why who doesn't know about it
35:02
but still wants to argue the fact I think I think it was just that that they
35:05
did watch Columbo they just never realiz because I didn't realize this until I
35:09
thought about it right so the first episode of Columbo February February
35:13
20th 1968 last episode January 30th
35:19
2003 wow yeah wow and that was only because he he died he'd still be making
35:24
him if he was alive that's right and there are many seasons are there uh
35:29
there's 13 yeah there you go just want
35:33
to show that went on forever y but not Le it makes sense though because he yeah
35:39
they just they just do another one every now and again at least he was a
35:42
detective though I remember I used to watch Murder She Wrote um which is
35:48
basically Columbo with a woman but
35:51
not just she just wherever she went people would die yeah yeah it's like
35:58
you're the problem Angela Lansbury stop going to Country
36:04
manners yeah oh man Columbo was great and I love that
36:09
like William Shatner was the murderer in two episodes of COL two different
36:14
characters two completely different characters I love how they used to do
36:18
that with TV we really like this actor should we bring his character back nah
36:21
just make him someone else cast him as someone else yeah yeah my
36:25
favorite is in different uh Twilight zones oh sure my favorite Columbo
36:32
episode ever is the one with um Johnny
36:36
Cash it's a great EP Len you want to watch Columbo episode it's got It's just
36:42
got him being his you know his whole bumbling uh you know I obviously I
36:47
believe you but my boss really wants me to dot the cross the te's and Dot the
36:51
eyes so we it's just classic bumbling Columbo but he knows he knows what you
36:56
did Johnny Cat he's on to you oh so Johnny Cash is the killer cuz that's the
37:00
other thing about Columbo is that you see the murder first yes and
37:05
then yeah that's right whereas Mur she wrotes the opposite you don't know who
37:09
did it until she reveals it oh there's another hul poo movie too oh is there
37:16
yes murder on the Nile corpse on the Nile killing on the Nile something like that set in
37:22
Egypt I got to watch the first one that's the one with all the everybody in
37:26
it right yeah and and this has got everyone else in it so anyone any
37:31
Hollywood aists who weren't in that first one are in this it's quite good
37:35
Matt quite good I'll check that out classic old timey mystery yeah on a
37:41
train on a train in the orient oh I watched a TV series uh this week that
37:48
you guys should definitely check out I don't know if it's on your Netflix it's
37:50
called high score it is the documentary about video games that Netflix I
37:55
actually started watching that today very good I just well I watched about 10
37:59
minutes of the first episode and I was enjoying it like the guy who who created
38:04
Space Invaders yes and he's got like his book out like his original book where he
38:09
designed the characters and the layout yeah it's really interesting we know
38:14
those designs well we uh we used it as our logo for quite during the first year
38:20
yeah that's right and modified it's just enough that we hopefully wouldn't get
38:24
sued but never happened so and then eventually got rid of it
38:28
actually that wasn't even the first before then we had the space baby from 2001 Space
38:33
Odyssey the space baby and then uh yeah for you know for other copyright
38:38
infringement how many episodes does this have uh I think it's six yeah six it
38:43
goes each one has I think like two related stories in video games generally
38:49
speaking so like CU there's the the creative Space Invaders In the first one
38:53
and I think the other one in that is the the guys at MIT who are making the
39:57
right no it's Lovecraft country ah I tried to watch this but there was a
40:03
spanner in the works HBO Max is not the same as anything else and I don't have
40:08
HBO Max and it was do I spend 15 bucks
40:13
to watch one episode of a show or do I just wait and figure out look I actually
40:19
I would uh well I'll admit I don't have HBO Max either but it's it's not
40:23
available here but we do have this thing called HBO GO which is like a small
40:27
version of it HBO GO doesn't work anymore yeah right because you have HB
40:31
Max yeah H all the HBO all of Warner Brothers and all of Turner and actually
40:37
that's that's probably one that I will get when I go back home I think there's
40:41
enough content on that that I uh probably get some value out of um I like
40:46
this all right wasn't sure if I was going to um even in the first kind of
40:51
few minutes of the show thought okay it's interesting but is it good and then
40:56
by the end I was like okay no this is this is good okay yeah I'm definitely I
41:02
I wanted to watch it I just yeah so this is not password and I was like oh I
41:06
don't have one of those for this so this
41:10
is uh set in the real world HP Lovecraft does exist and they acknowledge that he
41:16
was a racist and um it focuses on uh an
41:21
African-American guy who loves Lovecraft um okay and when his father
41:26
dies he leaves a mysterious note saying come and find me in Lovecraft country
41:31
and uh so he's kind of going across America to this is one written by Jordan
41:37
Peele isn't it it is yeah yeah yeah and it's very got hismo he's heading towards
41:42
you man yeah yeah wow yeah there you go yeah have a look you look out for them
41:47
when they get there I will I will I maybe I can meet them I mean I don't
41:51
know if if it gets better for them but in the first episode not a lot of people
41:55
in the towns they meet were um deceptive okay uh but yes very good and I can't
42:00
wait for the rest to come out and I'm not going to watch it next week and not
42:02
going to have to wait eight weeks and then watch seven seven episodes back
42:07
back o I can watch on binge binge the [ __ ] is binge that's the streaming
42:14
service we have in Australia I should have called they should have called it
42:18
Minge yeah can watch it on
42:23
Ming Luke can you binge it though no
42:28
that's what they aiming for no no it's still going to be one episode a week but
42:32
they're trying to be they're trying to I know go to what people use streaming
42:38
service for like binge stuff so binge is is you got Netflix Stan and binge now in
42:44
Australia n yeah and Amazon Prime
42:49
video binge is
42:52
the HBO stuff I've got now here every [ __ ] Channel now just has their own
42:58
subscription so it's it's like the the whole thing where it was like oh you
43:02
just have to pay you know one thing and you get all the TV shows but Netflix was
43:06
supposed to be is now well now if you want to watch Always Sunny some of it's
43:10
on Hulu but the new ones are on FX so you have to pay for the FX subscription
43:14
and oh there some stuff's on Showtime you have to pay for that as well which
43:17
this was always the thing like when it was going back to this this is where
43:20
people are going to go back to pirating when it becomes too difficult to watch a
43:24
show again exactly yeah well that's when this thing
43:27
popped up and it was like oh yeah if you want to watch Lovecraft country you've
43:30
got to have HBO Max like well I'm logged into HBO GO W that doesn't it's not we
43:35
don't have that anymore you got to we changed it on you like a [ __ ] all right
43:40
I'll see what I can do
43:44
wink yeah well have fun at CH tuga I do have all of the streaming services in
43:50
Australia at the moment though but I can't keep this up have HBO in Australia
43:55
at this point as well no no the best you'll have is
44:02
binge sorry I've just noticed somebody's put Night Trap under games are we
44:06
talking about Night Trap the the old game the Retro game I'm going to assume
44:15
slightly okay mhm lost a [ __ ]
44:22
over yes mhm I mean Night Trap was filthy it it was
44:29
filth not today standard I played it yesterday jenet and I played it because
44:33
it came out on switch M yep switch you
44:38
can get night trap on switch wow I got it from abandon wear at one point played
44:42
it on dosbox but it came out on switch PlayStation 4 for some reason the Xbox
44:47
version was cancelled yeah right which annoyed me cuz I want an achievements
44:52
probably because it's it's not great no it's interesting and I I I'll play more
44:57
just because the the the premise of it is very interesting
45:01
so vampires isn't it what's that space vampires or something well no so the the
45:08
the conceit of the game is that that you're controlling the security system
45:13
for this house somehow and the house is full of traps house cuz it's like a I guess
45:18
vampires own the house and they invite a bunch of sority girls up for the weekend
45:24
and it's not vampires because apparently Hasbro was involved with the production
45:29
and they said now vampires are too scary um can you make them like weak
45:35
vampires and so they came out with they come up with this they called oras or
45:39
something it's like oh hungry vampires that are really slow but they can't look
45:42
like vampires so they're just kind of guys with plastic bags on their heads
45:46
and they can't it can't be reproducible violence that someone at home could do
45:52
so you've got to find a way to make it some bizarre thing that no one could
45:55
actually do so they've got those those hook these hook things they hook around
45:59
the neck of the of the the people and it like sucks the blood out cuz they're
46:04
like yeah kids can't kids will never be able to figure out how to do that so
46:08
that's fine and so the the game is you control security cameras and you flick
46:12
between them and when you see one of those ogga things you have to wait for
46:17
it to get near a trap and then hit the button and then you can trap it that's
46:21
literally the game is that Matt you
46:25
starred in a film uh that I wrote that I that I completely ripped off from that
46:30
game's premise yeah I I did see the similarities there yeah
46:36
yeah it's just so funny though because the game opens with this it's all full
46:40
motion video too by the way they filmed all of this
46:42
stuff MH like it's all full motion video and in the opening sequences are these
46:47
military guys who show up later on to rescue the sority people it's not all
46:51
girls actually it's just uh no it is it's it's the family of vampires and
46:57
then now now that I think about they are all sority girls now that I think about
47:01
it yeah they're all girls hot girls and and that's what like 90s hot
47:08
and you during the opening sequence it's these military guys and they're all
47:11
talking amongst themselves and they're like well who's controlling the security
47:14
system and then he like looks down the camera they are and then they just start talking to
47:20
you at you pretty funny anyway it's not good but it is interesting so well
47:27
you've gone all manly again Dan you must have bumped your mic or something a why
47:32
does it do that I did bump it I if it doesn't record really irritating um but
47:38
also we can just say dead may sound like Barry Balo for the rest of this episode
47:42
hey that's true I think you guys you guys are thinking of Barry White cuz Barry Manalo
47:49
doesn't have a deep voice no it's very menal no it's not very
47:55
menal no he just sound a lot like Mar Mana for
47:59
some reason I don't know what it
48:06
is yeah all right fine oh Mandy you came
48:09
and you gave me a turkey on my vacation away from working see he sounds just
48:16
like him so uh Matrix 4's coming out and
48:23
Lawrence Fishburn no one asked for exactly and
48:28
then Lawrence Fishburn was asked oh are you going to be in that and he said no
48:32
they didn't ask me didn't ask me to be in it and so everyone was like oh that's
48:35
weird I wonder why that is but then this Kaku article uh pointed out Morpheus
48:42
died in this in the stupid uh MMO that
48:46
they they made did anyone play that MMO so they can't bring yeah I think a lot
48:50
of people played it just uh it's just I mean just not enough people for
48:55
everybody to know that morph play I I played the the game that came out in
49:00
conjunction with the first sequel into the Matrix is that the what you mean
49:04
yeah cuz you apparently had to play that to understand [ __ ] in the sequel yeah uh
49:10
silly I I guess I guess you did I watched the movies and I
49:15
understood well actually maybe no I didn't actually so maybe I did need to
49:19
play the game yeah yeah VIs
49:25
concordantly the in the
49:29
mamoru uh Morpheus was killed by a man with Magic Bullets because there was
49:35
this conceit in the in the game that now that they had beaten the machines you
49:39
couldn't die in The Matrix you just respawned it was like a feature which
49:44
was as convenient for a video game right yeah yeah right yeah but it didn't apply
49:49
to Morpheus because he was killed by an assassin who used Magic
49:54
Bullets but nothing they didn't tell nothing nothing told you that in the
49:57
game he just got shot and then he was dead and then apparently everyone was
50:00
like the [ __ ] how does that work and then later on they were like ah it's got
50:06
Special bullets it's got Co yeah he injected the bullets with this code that
50:11
that blocks the emergency Jack out which
50:14
is what it's called Jack out yeah anyway
50:19
look here's the thing if uh if most people who watch this haven't
50:24
played that game which is most people mhm yeah and most people that played the
50:29
game didn't understand that he was really dead anyway yes then him not
50:34
being in this is going to be ridiculous this is going to be worse than when
50:39
Darth Maul shows up in Solo and you were you were meant to know that in some
50:44
kid's cartoon at some point a [ __ ] mechanical legged Darth Maul comes back
50:50
to life yeah I I knew that and I didn't watch it stop doing it I did know it but
50:56
only because of the internet not because I watched it it's yeah I could quite
51:02
easily have not known I didn't know and then I'm started trying to do math like
51:06
[ __ ] hell what this takes place before Phantom
51:10
Menace yeah how old is Han
51:14
Solo but it made no sense why I had to
51:18
bring him back Han Solo
51:23
yeah yeah one thing that I only know about from the internet because I
51:27
haven't watched that old show that I am interested in seeing more of though is the dark
51:33
saber in season 2 of Mandalorian I'm sort of interested only
51:39
because I like the Mandalorian otherwise it's just silly It just strikes me as
51:43
something maybe I don't care about it's the opposite of a lightsaber Matt it's the
51:47
opposite yeah yeah yeah yeah it's dark
51:53
yeah yeah just don't try it's got the
51:58
color on the inside not on the outside but you can't see it if you crawled
52:02
inside of it you'd see it but then you'd also be dead so it's like a black hole
52:06
it's like yeah it's just it's just full of Matthew mccon oh we could talk
52:12
briefly more about guess actually this is followup I guess technically about
52:15
the uh epic oh Apple Google battle that's ongoing some other details come
52:22
out this week some of it's quite interesting seems like EP epic's been
52:25
picking this fight for a little while yeah they've been getting ready for it
52:28
well as we knew from having that video ready to go well they're also planning
52:33
an event evidently oh god well so
52:39
apparently before any of this happened they emailed apple and probably Google
52:43
as well uh because the email that they sent Apple actually had uh Google in in
52:49
place of Apple in some spots so they'd copied and pasted it wrong
52:53
um but they sent them an email basically saying
52:57
uh we would just like to request uh the following things um we would like
53:03
competing Payment Processing options other than Apple payments without any
53:07
fees uh so that we can just sell all our
53:12
software store not give you any money and then also we'd like to have our own
53:16
epic gam Store app available on the IOS app store through direct installation
53:21
that has equal access to the underlying operating system features for software
53:24
installation and update as the IOS app store does uh and apple replied and said
53:30
[ __ ] off they're lucky they even replied and didn't just delete I
53:35
know but yeah it's really like eic's coming out like we want you to just do
53:41
all this for us and we will give you nothing in return instead of giving
53:45
money fre rain and uh yeah so that's interesting but then also uh there was
53:52
an earlier this article earlier where from 2018 where Sweeney Tim Sweeny had
53:59
said that uh he felt the cost of being on the Google Play Store was too much
54:03
30% uh same as the IOS app store you get they get 30% he said too high so they
54:09
pulled fortnite off the Google Play Store because on Android you can just go
54:14
direct MH uh and then nobody was installing it yep and so had to go back
54:19
on the Google Play Store and it's like oh so you don't think there's any value
54:23
in the Google Play Store right but didn't no one was buying your game until
54:28
you were on it it's interesting so h i I still don't think they've got any chance
54:34
of winning I really don't no and Apple's threatened to take away their developer
54:38
credentials which would as a result of all this too which means they're not
54:42
going to be on iOS at all anymore but Apple have gone look all you need to do
54:45
is just make that small update to go back that you give us that 30% again and
54:49
we will reinstate everything yeah just put back the way it was mate yep yeah same
54:55
as [ __ ] pay for it yeah yeah and this is how much we charge if you don't like
55:02
it you don't have to use our service I think look if if if if they
55:09
think 30% is too high okay but like I don't know if this is the best way to to
55:15
go about it because like they've gone too extreme like I understand what they
55:20
did with the Epic store where they went like we're going to charge less that
55:23
that makes sense but this is you you need to do the same thing of go make
55:28
your own phone make your own operating system and do that way not just go we
55:34
don't agree with that so we're just going to not do it but still want you to
55:38
that's that's right that's not how it works you don't just get to it's like uh
55:41
people are like um I'm just not going to pay my taxes I don't believe that the
55:45
government should be able to take you don't get to just not do it like that's
55:49
not how it works I I'm seeing a lot of Articles though but where they're
55:52
interviewing like kids and then kids go Oh Apple should be nicer and let epic do
55:55
their thing bet they they're doing a dance know anything yeah kids just want to play
56:02
fortnite on their phone [ __ ] they care they're don't spending their money but
56:08
if epic's going to use that as evidence like [ __ ] off mate that's not going to
56:12
convince anybody do know they don't know the details I mean my nephew [ __ ]
56:16
loves fortnite and he he would get up on the stand and he would argue that he
56:19
wants fortnite and that he doesn't want to have to give Apple should give epic
56:24
money have you SE iPhones that actually have uh fortnite installed are going for
56:30
like thousands of dollars on eBay now oh wow oh that's funny do I have installed
56:35
probably not I did at one point I can't imagine could have thousands of I
56:40
wouldn't play it anyway but I couldn't imagine playing it on a
56:43
phone oh people do [ __ ] I have controller for my phone okay I cuz I
56:50
play um some games with the controller on my iPad but iPad but
56:56
[ __ ] yeah yeah May it's just my old man eyes the screen on this is similar to a
57:03
switch I guess if you're playing it in handheld mode so not too myig thumbs
57:09
getting away what's that my big thumbs getting the way and I can't see the
57:13
screen oh yeah do you know what I [ __ ] hate is onscreen controls though
57:17
can't do that I don't know how people play like that like not not touch like
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if it's designed for touch but you know when they just like slap analog controls
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on the screen like I can't do it the way the kids are playing
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fortnite they're growing up with it it's just the norm yeah it's like I don't
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even like using the onscreen keyboard yeah on my iPad I have the the the case
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with the you know the smart case it's too weird I know Blackberry
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are doing a new smartphone that comes out next year that still has that has a
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a manual keyboard keyboard yeah yeah there you go because they know there's
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old people like us we remember keyw I don't know if I could switch to a
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Blackberry though yeah I'm pretty heavily invested in the uh in the app
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Apple ecosystem at this point oh man keep giving me reasons to jump ship man
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so now you can't play fortnite yeah what big loss come on Apple just be nice to
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Tim Sweeney he doesn't have enough money
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be nice to him put fortnite back on so I do my dancing speaking of people who
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aren't nice to other people um there was some Amber herd news that I didn't
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bother putting in the spreadsheet because quite frankly I'm just so
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[ __ ] over this right I thought we done however however she where did she
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poop now where did she poop she she went she went to Turkey and she went to a
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mosque and everyone criticized what she was wearing okay at first I thought cuz
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she was wearing a hot pink hijab and then it turned out it was no cuz she
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wasn't wearing ra and you could see her nipples and I looked incredibly closely at these
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pictures and I could could you see them Narry a nipple could I see um so are you
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upset with her because you couldn't see them or I'm not upset at anyone in fact
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the reason I'm even bringing this up cuz normally I would have been like who
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gives a [ __ ] if she went to Turkey went to a mosque and who gives a [ __ ] what
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she wore but I just love now now this article is from who was mad at her where
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people with like the people worshiping at the MOs matter just people on the internet yeah
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but um the star right the Daily Star just the wording that they've used in
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this headline evocative of past Amber herd stories without even having to make
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reference to it okay so I've just told you the story here is how they worded it
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yes Amber herd hits out after being
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slammed for not wearing a bra at mosque visit
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[Laughter] that's that is a very
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very sneaky way bit of Journalism I mean not that it matters not that it matters but
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why was Amber herd Adam mosque I she's I think she's been a tourist and when and
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like you know you you go to a like when you go when you go toy with the I think
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it's I think it's as simple as that I didn't know I was like has she converted
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to Islam or something as a as a way of kind of I don't know she's like you
1:00:28
don't believe Johnny Deb you should see how these guys treat
1:00:33
women but that's not going to fly for sympathy in an American court is what I
1:00:37
was going to get at it's like I'm a good Islamic woman I would never do that it's
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not going to fly for sympathy in a [ __ ] Islamic Court either my husband
1:00:44
beat me good what did you
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do well hopefully this is oh no I shouldn't hope that's the last we hear
1:00:53
of Amber herd but then too many connotation yeah I hope they find a body
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buried somewhere in the Eastern
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block I'm I'm looking at the same photo I can't see I I don't I don't see what
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the problem is where where is this article did you Google this fine
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Amber nipples if you find it paste it in but yeah I'm looking at the photo that
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people are saying is a FY and I I don't understand why it's it's just Amber herd
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criticized for showing nipples at mosque oh God she looks awful in that photo at
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the top of this article and this is her
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seducing a Coke dispenser what oh okay I mean I can see in this photo I can see
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her nipples P yeah but I mean it [Laughter]
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past and is this what the podcast is now yeah it's I we just lost a lot of Luke
1:01:50
and I did a [ __ ] entire Afterparty once where it was just us Googling and
1:01:55
trying to find Steven Spielberg's daughter's
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NES and unsuccessfully so
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yes that's this podcast here Nas Just they just kept looking for pictures of
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Amber herds ni the top article when you search when you Google Amber herd's nipples which
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I'm sure we've all done the top article is Amber herd posted shirtless photo of
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Jason Mamoa okay Amber let's Okay you [ __ ]
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trash bag all right what do we got I know the fot the top
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awful nipples I still can't see the nipples no that's the one of her in the
1:02:39
pink h i could sort of no but that's not enough to get upset about honestly if
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that's it if that's the level of nipple that offends you then [ __ ] hell there
1:02:50
there don't go to the beach there were more nipples in oh what's that
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Game Night Trap no not Night Trap um is it a mosque
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game Assassin's Creed night's Quest can I just say something about Assassin's
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Creed I'm uh
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yes I [ __ ] an old woman and I [ __ ] a
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bunch of dudes at a gay ory all it's focus in Assassin's
1:03:20
Creed there are so many beautiful women in this game why have I only [ __ ] men and the
1:03:27
elderly what am I doing wrong is this the show now I I [ __ ] the old woman as
1:03:34
a quest by the way because her husband her husband uh can't get it up right so
1:03:39
she sends me out to find all the ingredients to make him a uh essentially
1:03:44
a classical era Viagra I almost said laxative def a laxative and then I and
1:03:50
then I came back and gave it to him I'm like here's to get you erection he's
1:03:53
like dude I don't want to to [ __ ] her that's why I'm not
1:03:58
[ __ ] and uh and so alexio was like
1:04:02
well looks like this is a job for alexio then and the other time was I was trying
1:04:08
to get information out of this dude in his underpants and he's like well come
1:04:11
into my gay ory if you want to know some information and Alexia like take what I
1:04:17
can get at least this is historically accurate to ancient
1:04:20
Greece have you seen that have you played uh that Witcher three quests it's
1:04:25
in Blood and wine where the guy stole the balls off the statue did you play
1:04:29
that one yep no so for this old man there's this statue of a of a fertility
1:04:36
God and he's it's like this nude man with a huge huge dick and balls and um
1:04:42
this old man steals the balls off the statue because they give you uh just
1:04:48
powers and he's and then he's just banging all these young women and geralt
1:04:52
has to go and get the balls back super fun
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fantastic um I remembered what game that had the nipples was it was Dragon's Lair
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Dragon's Lair yes the cartoon game yes
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if you RIT baffy has very prent ni nipples my search history is going to be
1:05:13
a mess today of nipples just a mess of nipples nipples oh my God that's in the
1:05:20
game [ __ ] does oh my God all right pasting this down the bottom
1:05:26
look at the the comment this is one of the comments on
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this this animated gift which I feel speaks for itself her right nipple is
1:05:34
incredibly long and erect yeah no [ __ ] that's what the [ __ ] GI is here to
1:05:42
display and then next comment dragon slay is on sale on
1:05:47
Steam is that steam that that put that there could be Gabe
1:05:53
n Gabe NE that is a rather long nipple
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isn't it yeah it's intense a very long
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