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Damnnnn Gilbert... it's gonna be poppin' this year! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: According to an annual study of the one hundred cities.
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  Speaker 1: They considered that these are the ten best cities to
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  Speaker 1: be in for Halloween, and they look at parties, costume stores,
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  Speaker 1: chocolate and candy stores, haunted houses, pumpkin patches, farm events,
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  Speaker 1: movie theaters, plus the typical weather. In October thirty first,
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  Speaker 1: these are the ten best cities for Halloween this year.
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  Speaker 1: New York City is number two, Jersey City is number one, Gilbert,
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  Speaker 1: Arizona is number three.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that Kadem and I were just talking about
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  Speaker 2: that last night.
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  Speaker 3: I had asked him because he grew.
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  Speaker 2: Up in Portland, like in the like Northport, Northeast Portland,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, you guys don't really have neighborhoods
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  Speaker 2: like we have.
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  Speaker 3: How was trick or treating for you? He's like it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't really.
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  Speaker 2: Like a thing for us. And I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: trigger treated till I was like seventeen. Because it's such
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  Speaker 2: a vibe out here.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the thing is too.
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  Speaker 1: When I look at this list, it's like it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of it's very cool because it's massive cities. It's New York,
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  Speaker 1: it's Chicago. It's like, we beat Chicago, we beat Boston.
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  Speaker 1: We beat Florida, we bought We beat Santanna, California, which
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  Speaker 1: is Los Angeles, you know, Minneapolis, it's weird Newark like Gilbert,
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  Speaker 1: Like you never hear about Gilbert, Like why would they
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  Speaker 1: just say Phoenix.
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  Speaker 5: Now because it's Gilbert in particular, because I live in
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  Speaker 5: Gilbert and it is not a celebration as much as
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  Speaker 5: it is a competition.
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  Speaker 6: We all want to win Halloween.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's very cool anyway. Oh oh, we get into
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  Speaker 4: a guy thing. You got it? It's a what's the
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  Speaker 4: guy thing called? With you?
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  Speaker 7: So okay, I don't know if this is just my
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  Speaker 7: husband or if it is a guy thing, So.
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  Speaker 3: Paint the picture for you.
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  Speaker 4: Guys.
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  Speaker 7: We're in the car, Scott's driving. I'm in the front
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  Speaker 7: seat and my kids are in the back seat, and
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  Speaker 7: I notice we need it.
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  Speaker 3: We need a tissue.
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  Speaker 7: A Kleenex is needed in the back seat, okay, like
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  Speaker 7: desperately immediately. And I'm like, Scott, do you have Kleenex
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  Speaker 7: in your car? He's like, no, absolutely not. Like where
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  Speaker 7: are those Kleenics that I hit.
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  Speaker 2: In your car?
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  Speaker 3: I threw them away? Are you kidding me? So now
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  Speaker 3: I'm imaging through my person.
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  Speaker 7: I'm like I gotta have a Kleenex in here somewhere,
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  Speaker 7: And I find what and I and I put it
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  Speaker 7: in the back. Crisis averted.
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  Speaker 3: We're saved.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm like, why would you throw away the Kleenex
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  Speaker 7: that I put in? Like I put it in the
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  Speaker 7: glove box. It's a way, it's not making the car messy.
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  Speaker 7: It's there just in case you have an emergency like
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  Speaker 7: we just had. And he's like, it's dirty, and it's
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  Speaker 7: my car. I can have what I want in my car. Well,
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  Speaker 7: I don't want the extra things in the car. He's
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  Speaker 7: very particular about keeping his car very clean. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: do you have like wipes, do you have something if
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  Speaker 7: there's like a spill or anything.
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 7: And that baffles me because if you go, he's playing
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  Speaker 7: got kid, he's got a clumsy wife. Let's be real,
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  Speaker 7: Spills are gonna happen, kids are gonna need Kleenex. Like
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  Speaker 7: it's just like this, we should we should anticipate this,
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  Speaker 7: Like you go in my car, I've got I've got
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  Speaker 7: packing tape, I've got Kleenex, I've got sharpies, and I've
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  Speaker 7: got wife. I've got chairs, a blanket, whatever, I've got snacks,
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  Speaker 7: I got all kinds of things. All I'm asking is
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  Speaker 7: just put a little thing of Kleenex. Like I have
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  Speaker 7: this little travel Kleenex pack and I'm like, can I
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  Speaker 7: just leave this in here, away from where you can
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  Speaker 7: see it, and then it'll be here.
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  Speaker 4: Just in case we need it. Absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand, So don't I'm going to say, in
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  Speaker 1: my opinion, that is not a guy thing for me.
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  Speaker 1: Like if I go eat at Chipotle or I go
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  Speaker 1: to certain restaurants, I will take the napkins extra and
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  Speaker 1: hide them in the side in case I need an apple.
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  Speaker 4: I also have extra napkins.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have a tissue the kleenex, but I have,
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  Speaker 1: and I'd like to keep dude wipes.
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  Speaker 4: I keep them in my backpack in my car.
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  Speaker 5: You may be surprised, because I am a clean car person.
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  Speaker 5: I think you guys have noticed. I don't think that's
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  Speaker 5: a guy. I think I keep Kleenex in my car
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  Speaker 5: and the.
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  Speaker 6: Extra nap The rich baron keeps Kleenex.
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  Speaker 5: In his car napkins just in case my husband leave
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  Speaker 5: it in the glove box.
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  Speaker 4: It doesn't bother anybody bothers him.
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  Speaker 6: Why bothers him?
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  Speaker 8: He doesn't like the clutter.
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  Speaker 7: He likes his car absolutely clean.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven, seven nine three seven one to four seven.
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  Speaker 1: What else is just a guy thing? You have a
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  Speaker 1: question about zee, What do you got? Is it a
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  Speaker 1: guy thing?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 8: So?
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  Speaker 9: My? Is it just a guy thing?
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  Speaker 3: Is this that your brothers just roast their sisters?
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  Speaker 9: Like if your brother isn't making fun of you, like,
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  Speaker 9: are you the problem? Because I've never met a brother
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  Speaker 9: who does not make.
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  Speaker 2: Fun of their sister ever.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, that's a guy thing.
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  Speaker 6: Definitely, definitely makes of my sister.
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  Speaker 7: Brothers come from a brother with a sister.
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  Speaker 1: I make fun of my sister every day as so
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  Speaker 1: much as I possibly.
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  Speaker 3: Can, because you are like ruthless.
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  Speaker 1: I saw this video on Instagram of this girl and
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  Speaker 1: she's cooking and the brother walks up to her and
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  Speaker 1: pretends to be hitting her.
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  Speaker 4: You seeing that she just.
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  Speaker 6: Used to it.
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  Speaker 4: And she just continues cooking. It's so funny. One, that's
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  Speaker 4: a guy thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: So is it a guy thing to be checking your
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  Speaker 10: fantasy football every single second on all of Sunday Because
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  Speaker 10: both my brother and my boyfriend can't even have a
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  Speaker 10: conversation without checking their fantasy.
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  Speaker 7: Tall Yeah okay, but I am also guilty of this.
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  Speaker 1: The fantasy football thing. Yeah, so it's not just a
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  Speaker 1: guy thing. I am not guilty of it.
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  Speaker 7: I love check, like that's the only reason I like
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  Speaker 7: like watching football all day on Sunday, except for like
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  Speaker 7: normally before fantasy football, I was like, Okay, let's watch
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  Speaker 7: the Broncos game, Let's watch the Cardinals game. And then
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  Speaker 7: I'm not uninterested. Now I want to watch all the games,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm like, oh my gosh, did you see Green Bay?
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  Speaker 7: Like Tucker Kraft went off?
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  Speaker 3: You were locked?
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  Speaker 10: Ude?
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  Speaker 8: I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: So.
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  Speaker 7: I mean so it is probably just a fantasy football
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  Speaker 7: league thing maybe, but also probably a guy.
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  Speaker 4: Thing, you know.
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  Speaker 1: A way, speaking of fantasy football, yesterday I was shooting
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  Speaker 1: the John Jay Vans podcast and there was a camera
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  Speaker 1: guy named Jet, and I walk in. He goes, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: are you watching the World Series? I go, no, because
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  Speaker 1: you're not watching the World Series? I go no, And
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  Speaker 1: dude would not let it go, like he was, how
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  Speaker 1: are you not watching the World Series? I go, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. None of my kids are home. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: watching the World Series. Like, I just don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't. I don't know about it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really care you're like, you're just like I'm watching,
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  Speaker 5: nobody wants there. You should be involved in that.
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  Speaker 7: I saw the game World Series on at my son's
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  Speaker 7: baseball game last night.
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  Speaker 3: Vultu midnight last night. My grandma and I woke up
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  Speaker 3: this morning.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, did you watch? Did you stay up to
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  Speaker 2: watch the World Series? And said no, She's like, the
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  Speaker 2: game didn't until midnight.
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  Speaker 5: I stayed until the fifteenth inning, which was like a
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  Speaker 5: ten forty five our time.
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  Speaker 6: My shame. I'm kind of out now. I hear about
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  Speaker 6: it later.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Things.
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  Speaker 2: I do have a list though, of like ten ultimate
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  Speaker 2: guy things. It's ranked okay, so it's like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: fantasy football. I know it's like a guy girl thing,
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  Speaker 2: but like these are only guy things. So number ten
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  Speaker 2: is the post fix victory scene. So like after successfully
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  Speaker 2: fixing something, they'll stand there silently admiring it for like
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  Speaker 2: ten minutes, like they built the Eiffel Tower.
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  Speaker 6: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: Over nine, refusing two trips from the car, they will
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  Speaker 2: dislocate their shoulder before making a second trip with the groceries.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you can roll those things all the
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  Speaker 5: way up your sleeve and it hurts, yeah a lot,
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  Speaker 5: But you got to do it, John Jay, I think
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  Speaker 5: you can.
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  Speaker 3: Relate to this.
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  Speaker 2: Number eight is the deep love for an ancient hoodie.
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  Speaker 4: I have my favorities.
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  Speaker 3: Would you keep it saying?
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  Speaker 2: I could make that when watching literally anything like a
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  Speaker 2: cooking show, a word working video, a three thousand custom
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  Speaker 2: coffee table, doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: They can get it done.
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  Speaker 4: Hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the grill master ego.
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  Speaker 2: My dad has this like one hand on a spatula
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  Speaker 2: beer and the other acting like they're Gordon and Ramsey,
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  Speaker 2: but they're only grilling hot dogs.
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  Speaker 4: That's good. I can't really grill up and bummed up.
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  Speaker 4: Tracy High. What do you got?
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  Speaker 1: Hi?
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  Speaker 9: Hi? Yeah, So I have my husband and I have
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  Speaker 9: two boys, and I was just saying telling the other
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  Speaker 9: girl that I have six sisters, so I know this
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  Speaker 9: is absolutely a guy thing. But my husband and my boys,
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  Speaker 9: I always have to give me a play by play
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  Speaker 9: everything that happens in the bathroom. But here's the thing.
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  Speaker 9: He won't let me. My husband, won't you go in
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  Speaker 9: the bathroom, Like he turns the fan on, closes the door,
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  Speaker 9: can't go in there because he gets embarrassed. But yet
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  Speaker 9: I get a play by play what just happened?
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  Speaker 10: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: You have six sisters.
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  Speaker 9: I have six sisters and one brother.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Is the brother the youngest?
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  Speaker 10: He is?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, So they all going your dad wanted a boy.
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  Speaker 4: They just kept going right.
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  Speaker 9: I you know he he says they didn't have cable.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, your brother is going to be Is he married?
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  Speaker 9: He's not. He's the youngest, so he's he's like in
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  Speaker 9: his early twenties.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, if he's going to be a great husband because
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  Speaker 5: he's got all those sisters training him out.
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  Speaker 6: A good guy.
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  Speaker 3: Definitely.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like men are women that marry men that
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  Speaker 2: have only sisters, Like you got a good one because
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  Speaker 2: they love their mom down, they love their sister down.
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  Speaker 2: They know how to protect, provide all that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have six sisters and then you had two boys.
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  Speaker 1: It's like my wife she grew up with yes, and
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  Speaker 1: she's got three boys.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, And it's weird because my husband has two sisters.
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  Speaker 9: So we thought for sure. I was like I always say,
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  Speaker 9: like I prayed so hard for our first that I
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  Speaker 9: ended up getting two boys. And there's like no chance
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  Speaker 9: of girls in my life. So so it is what
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  Speaker 9: it is. I just I'm I'm a I'm a boy
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  Speaker 9: mom all the way, and and I love it.
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  Speaker 4: That's Tracy. Thanks for listening, thanks for calling.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you. Yeah, I love you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I want to get back some I
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  Speaker 1: don't know Dylan had a boyfriend. We don't really know
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  Speaker 1: anything about it.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't into that.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: It just dove. I haven't died.
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  Speaker 4: I haven't doved into it.
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  Speaker 3: Let's doubt.
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  Speaker 6: Dylan.
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  Speaker 4: What's your You have a boyfriend?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: How long has that been going on?
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  Speaker 8: We're actually coming up on a year next week.
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  Speaker 5: Oh so this isn't new, this is yeah. You haven't
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  Speaker 5: brought up said boyfriend. We haven't really talked to her
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  Speaker 5: about it.
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  Speaker 3: We just my goodness, Dylan has an interesting character. You guys.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta go back there and chat it up with
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  Speaker 3: What else?
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  Speaker 4: What do we not know about Dylan?
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  Speaker 3: It's just funny. I mean, she's twenty five percent black,
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  Speaker 3: which is cool to me.
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  Speaker 6: What Yeah, shocker.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, my dad is half black, but my mom's very white,
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  Speaker 10: so that's why.
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  Speaker 3: She's super cool. She was in a sorority, right, Dylan.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, Kappa Gamma, you're a cap.
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  Speaker 4: My wife's a Kapa Gabagama. Really, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Every time my wife meets the Kapagama, she goes, what's
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  Speaker 1: the cheek keakama captures all the stupid things?
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  Speaker 4: Do you do all that stuff?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a lot of a lot of clapping and
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  Speaker 10: chanting with the sororities.
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  Speaker 5: And you guys don't think maybe listeners, Mike, but do
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  Speaker 5: you guys don't think Dylan's voice speaking voice sounds a
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  Speaker 5: little like Taylor Swift speaking voice.
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  Speaker 3: You've said this multiple times and I'm not here.
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  Speaker 6: I can't hear it.
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  Speaker 7: It's just it's just distinctly Dylan to.
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  Speaker 4: Me, Are you living in a sorority house right now?
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  Speaker 8: No? No, so I graduated.
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  Speaker 1: But hold on, I thought I thought Peyton.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you said she lives in No.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, she was in a sorority Oh okay, I
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  Speaker 3: was in one.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, back at Sanna Clara.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's where you were a Kappa Kapa Gappa yama. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: very cool.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Hey, it is your boyfriend, Travis Kelsey. Could
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  Speaker 5: you sound like Taylor Swift to me?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 8: No, not d Thomas Kelsey