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Brett Keane Roasts Godless Liberals · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  I don't want to hear another white person say the word
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  illegal for the rest of my. God damn life, we are living on
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  stolen land. Our ancestors.
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  Forcibly and violently seized this land from the indigenous
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  peoples who were living here for generations before we ever
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  showed up. We do not get to call them
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  illegal. We don't own the fucking planet.
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  Nobody does. We are evolved monkeys with
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  opposable thumbs who use them to write little monkey scribbles on
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  a slice of. Tree.
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  And we call it a birth certificate with our little
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  monkey sounds. All of it is made-up.
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  None of it is real, and it doesn't fucking matter.
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  And it's certainly not a valid reason to RIP a terrified,
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  screaming child away from his weeping mother.
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  And I am tired of being made to feel like I'm crazy for being
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  angry about this. Capitalism is just narcissism as
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  an economic system. Imperialism is just narcissism
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  as a foreign policy. If the lion can't claim the
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  safari for himself and call the elephant illegal, then neither
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  the fuck can we. All right, well, hello ladies
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  and gentlemen. My name is Brett Keene from GOD
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  TV Radio. I hope you're all having a
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  wonderful day. There's nothing like a fucking
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  loser screaming into their phone and then uploading it.
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  Who the audience is targeted to, I suspect is this is a liberal
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  going off on conservatives, Republicans, and of course
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  capitalism, most likely endorsing socialism and
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  communism, which is a form of government that has never
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  fucking worked all throughout history and ended with millions
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  of deaths. First of all, I didn't fucking
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  steal nobody's land. I fucking paid for my shit.
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  I paid for my home. I paid for my vehicles.
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  Everything I fucking have I paid for.
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  Fuck you, first of all. Second of all, capitalism simply
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  means you go out, you fucking work, and you get paid.
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  And there are things that you may want that people fucking
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  make, and you pay them if you like what they've made, and you
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  take it home and it becomes yours.
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  It's as simple as that. But the fuck's the problem?
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  I know socialists and communists claim well, under a fucking
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  socialist regime, we can have everything free.
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  We can just sit on their ass while you know the people like
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  you do all the working. Fuck yourself.
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  And then #3 This is the part that cracks me up the most.
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  We don't own the planet. We're all a bunch of monkeys
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  with opposable thumbs. Well, if we're nothing more than
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  fucking monkeys, why the fuck do you think that I ought to listen
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  to a word that comes out of your chimpanzee mouth?
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  Why should I give a fuck about what you think?
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  If you see yourself as as something as lowly as a fucking
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  monkey that digs in its own ass and flings its own Doo Doo while
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  using the same hand to eat a fucking banana, basically eating
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  in its own shed. Who the fuck are you?
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  If you're nothing but a monkey, you're nothing more than
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  chemistry and shit, then why do you think that you're entitled
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  like a Karen for anybody at any time to listen to you?
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  And for those idiots out there that don't know what a fucking
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  monkey is, do you know why they don't in the zoo?
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  Why they don't put gorillas and monkeys and tigers and lions and
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  all the other type of creatures all in one giant fucking cage?
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  Do you know why? Because they'd fucking kill each
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  other. So this whole, oh that's not our
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  planet and we should just allow everybody and everything to live
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  everywhere they want. Well not all humans are the
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  same. Some humans have a different
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  opinion and idea and how life should be done.
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  Like for instance Muslims think that we should be under Sharia
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  law and that women should be running around fucking mummy
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  raps. And if American women are
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  running around Muslims without these mummy raps or in these
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  ninja outfits, they'll be beaten and killed in the fucking
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  street. I don't think any American woman
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  wants that shit. I can tell you right now the UK
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  and European people aren't enjoying themselves at the
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  moment with that shit going on. But as far as we're in the
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  middle of the war right now, we just got done nuking some
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  fucking nukes over in Iran. And we've got a bunch of these
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  Muslims that are running around the United States right now.
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  And they're actually talking about that there might be an
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  internal war within America because the last fucking
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  president we had had dementia and opened the borders to
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  everybody and everything. That's essentially like opening
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  the cage door to the monkey pit and letting in all the fucking
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  snakes and all the creatures and all that shit.
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  They don't adapt well with one another.
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  They're they're not meant to. There's some creatures that do
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  not belong in the same fucking proximity as another creature or
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  one will end up dead. That's the way it is.
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  Even in the fucking zoo. Even creatures that are
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  domesticated, you know that you don't put the shit in there. 9
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  times out of 10 you put fucking rats in with a cat, the rats are
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  either going to gang up and kill the fucking cat, or the cat's
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  going to kill the rats right back.
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  That's the way it works. This idiot right here doesn't
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  know any better. There's some people who do not
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  think our culture is worth a shit.
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  It's obvious that she has no respect towards it.
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  When you mix and match all kinds of shit, you end up basically
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  turning things into a shitty melting pot.
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  And usually it's whatever group is the most powerful.
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  US is going to basically write history and also make it to
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  where it's mostly about their culture.
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  It is what it is. And to be honest with you, I
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  don't really give a fuck what culture it is as long as there's
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  not violence, death and destruction and bullshit.
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  But the truth is, ladies and gentlemen, there's a lot of
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  people that have come into our country.
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  They came out of prisons, and we know that for a fact.
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  A lot of them came out of mental institutions.
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  They were basically dumped, aren't us, because the other
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  countries didn't want to deal with the bullshit anymore, the
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  countries they originally came from, and now we're basically
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  paying these countries open up prisons and shit so they can
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  take these folks back. That's ridiculous.
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  Yeah. So again, I'm going to say if if
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  that's all you are is just a monkey, and your morality is
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  based upon your subjective opinion about what you don't
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  like and what you do like, then fuck what you think.
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  Who cares what you think? If a majority of human beings in
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  America say this is not the way they want it, that they want
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  things a certain way, then the majority rules.
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  You know, who gives a shit but some idiot screaming into her
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  fucking phone thinks. And I noticed something about a
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  lot of these Democrats and a lot of these liberals out here,
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  they're always something about, oh, you know, you're so evil,
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  you're so bad, we should take all these people in, right?
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  But the liberals and the Democrats have walls around
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  their big ass mansions. And do they have any illegals
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  living with them? No.
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  Are they taking anybody in? No, they're dropping all these
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  people off in the poor neighborhoods and sending them
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  out voter applications and shut so they can vote and keep
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  Democrats in power. They're not here because of some
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  kind of moral compassion. They're here because the
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  Democrats know that they fucked up for so many years, nobody
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  that actually lives in America would vote their ass.
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  So they're trying to replace Americans because Americans got
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  it figured out. They get rid of them, keep all
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  these dumb ass people, make them depend on their socialist
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  welfare system. They'll constantly remain in
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  power. It's all about greed.
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  And they don't give a fuck if the system gets drained.
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  They don't care. But as long as they're living
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  their life and they're living pretty and getting all that damn
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  money, they don't give a shit. Stalin lived like a fucking
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  king. All the dictators, they lived
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  like kings and they were all fucking fat while their damn
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  civilization starred to death. Didn't kiss my ass with what you
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  think, lady. And do you notice when you
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  watching all these liberals, when they're screaming and
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  yelling and painting their fucking hair green, purple and
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  pink, Do you notice they all got that crazy look in their fucking
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  eye? Like there's nothing going on in
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  their brain? It's just pure psycho.
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  Watch serial killer videos like Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, John
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  Wayne Gacy, watch videos of that Jeffrey Dahmer.
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  They all got that fucking empty stare that where there's nothing
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  going on upstairs. All they know is how to pray and
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  destroy and manipulate narcissism.
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  You know, that's that's one last thing I want to say.
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  She went on about narcissism, but do you notice it's the
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  liberals who think that they're way is better than everybody
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  else and if you don't agree with them then you're fucking
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  garbage. See, it's self projection and
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  that's all I got to say. Fuck this bitch.
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  God bless.