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113. The Reality Show Special · Notable Nostalgia

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  Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow you.
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  Speaker 2: Could be a feat model star. I was sixteen at
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  Speaker 2: the time or fifteen, and then hook it up with
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  Speaker 2: a witch and that was that. Cats can smile apparently,
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  Speaker 2: whoa weird. Yeah, but it doesn't always mean that they're happy.
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  Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
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  Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennyman is a star. Her look looks weren't part
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  Speaker 2: of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top out
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  Speaker 1: for grants.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, nostalgia nerds. This week's episode is a little
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  Speaker 1: different than normal because at the end of this episode,
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  Speaker 1: one of us we voted off. Thanks for coming today.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Andy, I'm Jeff, and today we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be talking about reality shows.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, and before we get started, we do have
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  Speaker 2: a special guest recording with us today. Please welcome to
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  Speaker 2: the podcast for the first time, Guscus. Oh listener, you
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  Speaker 2: can't see him, but I just realized the podcast, But
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  Speaker 2: so gus Gus is here and we'll be posting some
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  Speaker 2: photos of him participating. So yeah, he's If you want
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  Speaker 2: to follow Guscus at Gus Gus underscore the dog playing
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram. Do it? Yeah, what's up?
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  Speaker 1: And before we start the episode two, we do want
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  Speaker 1: to say the voting for the award, the Lambott Valley
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  Speaker 1: Award ceremony thing is coming up soon, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: start putting where to vote on our socials, So make
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  Speaker 1: sure you go vote for us. It mean a lot.
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  Speaker 1: We really want to win this year.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be intense, intense. Well, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: in a convention center, but not hell.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So I love I love reality TV.
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  Speaker 1: It was one of guilty pleasures, Like from about two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and two to about two thousand and maybe ten,
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  Speaker 1: it was like a guilty pleasures for me. I watched
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  Speaker 1: so many of them, so it was actually kind of
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  Speaker 1: hard just to bring down our three favorite for me
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  Speaker 1: at least.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I grew up watching Gosh probably I remember watching
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  Speaker 2: the Osborns it came out, so that was pretty good,
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  Speaker 2: and that was a little bit more raw and it
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  Speaker 2: seemed a little bit less scripted. And then back in
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  Speaker 2: the day. I know we've talked about it on previous episodes,
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  Speaker 2: especially like the HIV episode. We did a couple of
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  Speaker 2: years ago, and the Real World yep, like that was
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  Speaker 2: such a good show back in the day. It was
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  Speaker 2: a little trashy, but still good.
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  Speaker 1: The only Real World I really watched was the one
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  Speaker 1: where they were in Vegas, like during nine to eleven,
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  Speaker 1: and I watched another one for a little bit, but
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember. I think there was somewhere where it's hot,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't really remember.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they should really like come out with because
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  Speaker 2: as the seasons progressed on Real World, they got more
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  Speaker 2: attractive quote unquote. So I think if the Real World,
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  Speaker 2: like there should have been people that are real, like
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  Speaker 2: somebody like maybe can join twins or somebody with tourettes
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  Speaker 2: would be good, you know, like.
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  Speaker 1: Some real people too many limbs, yeah, too many, so
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  Speaker 1: many legs.
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  Speaker 2: Or people with like crippling debt like that would be
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  Speaker 2: get sidebar really quick, sorry to get side. So, you know,
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  Speaker 2: body dysmorphia, so like it's a lot of times, like
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  Speaker 2: a lot of times more like women feel like they're unattractive,
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  Speaker 2: men feel like they are attractive, and but apparently there
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  Speaker 2: are people that have body dysmorphia where they don't feel
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  Speaker 2: like they should have limbs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they have to go to I think it's
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  Speaker 2: Taiwan or some some uh some other country and get
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  Speaker 2: limbs removed.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Gus is just running around.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's those like doctors that are like, well do
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  Speaker 1: I mean if you think humans are like really bad,
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  Speaker 1: so if they can make a buck, yeah, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like they'd probably do anything. But I didn't know that
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  Speaker 1: was the thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's I wonder what they do with the limbs when
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  Speaker 2: they cut them off.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you could maybe donate them to someone
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  Speaker 1: that didn't have a lomb.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody who has body dysmorphia where they think that
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  Speaker 2: they should have three arms exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And we always talk about you should become an organ
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  Speaker 1: donor think about donating your arms. Yeah, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: want them.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, there's no regulations or very little regulations with like
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  Speaker 2: your dead bodies when they're dead.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So anyways, so what was your introduction kind of
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  Speaker 2: like what were some of your first reality shows that
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  Speaker 2: you watched.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's probably for a lot of people in America.
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  Speaker 1: Was a Survivor? I remember that one just because every
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  Speaker 1: episode you're like, oh, who's gonna win? So that was
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  Speaker 1: pretty entertaining. And then of course we're a world when
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  Speaker 1: I was younger and then what Yeah, And I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go in too much to what got me
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  Speaker 1: really into it because it's on my list, but i'd
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  Speaker 1: probably say Survivor was like the first one I really
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  Speaker 1: ended up watching. And I think it was like a
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  Speaker 1: phenomenon the first like season or two, because I remember
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  Speaker 1: everybody talking about it like yeah, so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was uh back in the nineties and two thousands,
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  Speaker 2: like early two thousands, there was very minimal gay representation
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  Speaker 2: in the media. And I know that one of the
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  Speaker 2: first reality show people say, it's like the awesome Pedro
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  Speaker 2: from Real World San Francisco, was Survivor season one.
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  Speaker 1: Rich Richard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a fucking hot mess.
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  Speaker 1: So but one though didn't he did win, and then
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  Speaker 1: I think he got the tax problems because he didn't
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  Speaker 1: like pay the taxes on the million or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he joined How Civillain briefly boom oh.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, yeah, I saw season one, but I stopped
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  Speaker 1: watching after something happens. If you haven't watched it, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to give it away.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, all right, Andy, So do we want to
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  Speaker 2: get into our top three favorite?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I mean I'll start, you don't mind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So I feel kind of bad for picking this one,
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  Speaker 1: not only because it's like super trashy, super manipulative, just
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  Speaker 1: kind of almost what was wrong with the early two thousands.
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  Speaker 1: But the reason I feel kind of bad is because
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  Speaker 1: I used a lot of these tips and tricks they
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  Speaker 1: taught you all this show. It was a little show
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  Speaker 1: called The Pickup Artist.
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  Speaker 4: Nice meet the world's most successful pickup artist, a man
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  Speaker 4: who goes by only one.
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  Speaker 1: Name, Mystery.
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  Speaker 4: Born Eric von Markovic, Mystery was the ultimate geek, rejected
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  Speaker 4: by hundreds of beautiful women.
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  Speaker 1: Girls didn't even know I was alive.
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  Speaker 4: Driven by frustration, he developed a full proof system for
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  Speaker 4: attracting women, rising to the top of the seduction community.
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  Speaker 4: Mystery has been featured in the best selling book The
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  Speaker 4: Game and dozens of magazines.
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  Speaker 1: Women have a certain number of attraction switches, and I
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  Speaker 1: know what.
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  Speaker 2: They are.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 4: Mystery has recruited two former students, Jay Doug and Matador,
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  Speaker 4: to be his wingmen as he bases his biggest challenge.
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  Speaker 1: So The Pickup Artist was a reality TV show that
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  Speaker 1: aired in two thousand and seven on VH one. It
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  Speaker 1: was hosted by Neil Strauss, a well known author and journalist.
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  Speaker 1: The show focused on teaching a group of men dating
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  Speaker 1: of men, dating and social interaction techniques, often using controversial
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  Speaker 1: methods derived from Strauss's book The Game, which delved in
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  Speaker 1: the world of pickup artists PUA's. In each episode, contestants
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  Speaker 1: competed in various challenges designed to help them improve their
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  Speaker 1: skills with women, such as making good first impression, engaging conversation,
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  Speaker 1: and winning over women in social situations. Neil Strauss, along
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  Speaker 1: with his team of gurus, would mentor the participants, offering
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  Speaker 1: tips and strategies to boost their confidence and success in dating.
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  Speaker 1: And that sounds fine, but the way they do that,
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  Speaker 1: because I can only find the episode one, but I watched,
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  Speaker 1: and when it first came out, I watched it all
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  Speaker 1: but episode one, you can already seem see how many
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  Speaker 1: issues there were in this whole situation, because one, they're
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  Speaker 1: just treating women like prizes, right, which is not good.
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  Speaker 1: And then two, now it's a term. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it was a term back then, but it was like nagging, which,
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  Speaker 1: like you say, some kind of negative and that kind
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  Speaker 1: of like triggers there, like response or something. But they
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  Speaker 1: would do stuff like that, and then like my thing,
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  Speaker 1: they all look so fucking dumb. I have some videos
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  Speaker 1: of it, like they all just they're dressed horribly. They
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  Speaker 1: just look not the contestants but the people who are
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  Speaker 1: training them. It's the main person. He goes by mystery,
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  Speaker 1: and then he has another guy with him. It's one
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  Speaker 1: of his gurus named Matador, and then the guy that
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  Speaker 1: the other guy is named j Doog Like what does
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  Speaker 1: not even clever or funny or anything. But no, Actually
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  Speaker 1: I used some of those techniques that I learned in
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  Speaker 1: the show, and they actually worked. Like when I was younger,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't like I never did the nagging thing, just
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  Speaker 1: because I thought that was fucked up. But like one
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  Speaker 1: thing I would do is if there's like a group
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  Speaker 1: of people, I would like talk to a girl and
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, oh I love what you wear whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, stand up, let me see what.
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  Speaker 1: Let me see it. Yeah, do a quick turn and
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  Speaker 1: the show a stand up turn and I would sit
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  Speaker 1: in the chair and it'd be like, oh, well I'm
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  Speaker 1: here now, and then now I'm talking to all everybody
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  Speaker 1: at the table, and they thought it was funny. So
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  Speaker 1: I actually use some of those to pick up women
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  Speaker 1: when I was younger, and they actually worked. But it's
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  Speaker 1: it's a really fucked up show.
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  Speaker 2: What would the nagging be.
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  Speaker 1: So nagging would be something like, uh, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: most people can't are let me think, most people look
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  Speaker 1: really bad with that hairstyle, but you can, you can,
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  Speaker 1: you can rock it. So then they're like, you're kind
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  Speaker 1: of saying something negative but also kind of positive at
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  Speaker 1: the same time. But then that just kind of I
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  Speaker 1: feel like nagging someone brings down their confidence a little
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  Speaker 1: bit for you to swooping easier.
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  Speaker 2: Would it be something like like, I really appreciate your
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  Speaker 2: confidence with not getting ready today.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly like that. Yeah, and it's so fucked up
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  Speaker 1: if you think about it, but you do it. I
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  Speaker 1: mean they do it without them no knowing it's being done,
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But the first episode Mystery, he's wearing goggles the entire time,
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  Speaker 1: which is, yeah, I guess if you want to wear goggles,
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  Speaker 1: And then he has like these big on, furry, fucking
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  Speaker 1: weird hats and everything, and I don't know, but these
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  Speaker 1: are the contestants from season one. I only watched season one.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know they had a season two until I
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  Speaker 1: was doing research for this one. So here's the contestants
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  Speaker 1: and a little brief description of each one. So the
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  Speaker 1: first person to get voted off his name was Spoon.
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  Speaker 1: He does not know how to approach women. The second
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  Speaker 1: person voted off was Fred. He's a forty year old
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  Speaker 1: virgin plus five years. Third person is Scott. Gets very
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  Speaker 1: nervous and stutters around women. Joe W. Starts off strong
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  Speaker 1: but often fails fast, pre deep, over analyzes, and talks
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  Speaker 1: too much. Joe D he's the friend to girls, which
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  Speaker 1: now that I'm an adult, like when I was younger, I
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  Speaker 1: believed in the friend zone thing. That's not really a thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's so fucked up that men are like, nah, she's
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  Speaker 1: just like I don't know to So if you're a
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  Speaker 1: man believes in the friend zone thing, you're putting yourself
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  Speaker 1: in there expecting something that's not gonna be there. So
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  Speaker 1: maybe you have to like find a bad way to say.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to explain it, but it's so
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe in the friend zone thing. I did
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  Speaker 1: when as a kid, but not anymore Brady lacking in
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  Speaker 1: self confidence, and the one who went won was Alvaro
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  Speaker 1: Orlando Cosmo. He freezes up around women, but then he
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  Speaker 1: became the winner, and then he would teach other people
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  Speaker 1: how to become pickup artists.
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  Speaker 2: I wish that he would like actually like freeze up,
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  Speaker 2: like just like stop moving. And then I think I remember,
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  Speaker 2: I remember watching that show and like the wearing the
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  Speaker 2: goggles or the fur hats was called peacocky. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: was like that was cool.
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  Speaker 1: There's one I was watching it and one of the dudes,
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  Speaker 1: he's a bigger dude, and he's walking by and they go,
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  Speaker 1: I hate what he's wearing. He've won the contestants. I
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  Speaker 1: mean he was just wearing like a polo shir or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Totally fine. But then he walked by another bigger dude
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  Speaker 1: and the cook and he goes, now, that guy, see
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  Speaker 1: how the confidence. See what he's wearing. He's wearing one
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  Speaker 1: of those like nineteen twenty fucking like bow hats, and
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  Speaker 1: he just looks like a fucking piece of shit. And
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  Speaker 1: they're like, that's how you want to be. It's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: nobody if you were wearing that shit. Now people completely
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  Speaker 1: make fun of you. But they also had these like
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  Speaker 1: weird like so if two girls are standing next to
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  Speaker 1: each other, uh, they're like, oh we call that a
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  Speaker 1: two set. Oh why not just say two people? Like
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: why why call the two set? You're not? It's like
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  Speaker 1: it's not like a code that nobody's going to figure out,
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  Speaker 1: Like why even I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Did they ever do like of the gender swap of
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  Speaker 2: like girls picking up guys.
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  Speaker 1: Guys are the worst? I don't think. Like if I
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  Speaker 1: was ever at a bar and if a girl just
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  Speaker 1: walked out was like, hey, do you want to come
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  Speaker 1: to my house and be like yeah, let's go peop,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't have to take any you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: So I just don't think it would have worked because
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  Speaker 1: then it would just been girls just banging dudes whenever
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  Speaker 1: they chose to.
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  Speaker 2: You know, So if a girl came up to you
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  Speaker 2: when you were seeingle at a bar and was like,
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  Speaker 2: I want you to make me a mom, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: But I'd probably pull out, I guess, but you know whatever,
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you don't know.
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  Speaker 2: When I've expl expended my manliness during adult time, if
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, I'll I'll point at it
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  Speaker 2: and go like because I think what semen?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And I was trying to be politically or
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  Speaker 5: like appropriate, but because I like what I.
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  Speaker 2: Like to make jokes in the bedroom, that's like my
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  Speaker 2: jam because it's like it's disgusted, Like sex is disgusting,
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  Speaker 2: Like it.
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  Speaker 1: Is a gross act.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still gross. Yeah. Like I think that if
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  Speaker 2: they would have taught men how to approach women and like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm Stanley, what's your name? Like that's a good
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  Speaker 2: place to start, or or I think going up to
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  Speaker 2: a woman and being like did you fart? Like she's
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  Speaker 2: like no, and you're like, well you're coming off a
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  Speaker 2: little defensive.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I get it, and just like every every girl,
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  Speaker 1: just everybody, but it would be kind of oh and
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  Speaker 1: then what they would do after the contestants went in,
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  Speaker 1: then the gurus and mystery would go in and show
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  Speaker 1: them how it's done. And it was just the dumbest shit,
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  Speaker 1: like some lady tried to touch his goggles. He goes,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, not now, missing lady. You gotta you gotta
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  Speaker 1: ask it. But it works. That shit does fucking work.
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  Speaker 1: But it's just like it works. It's like it's like
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  Speaker 1: a it works in a way where it's like sure,
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  Speaker 1: but it's wrong to do it that way. Like I
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  Speaker 1: guess it'd be like I made one thousand dollars by
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  Speaker 1: hard work, or hey, I made a thousand dollars by
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  Speaker 1: scamming a cancer foundation, Like sure, but do you want
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  Speaker 1: to do it that way because it kind of fucking
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  Speaker 1: grows even though you get the out. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You brought up a good Yeah, it's definitely very predatory.
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  Speaker 2: But I think if you are already like locked and
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  Speaker 2: loaded for being a predator, just go up to a
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  Speaker 2: woman at a bar and say like, oh, I have cancer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a die in a week boom boom. Or say
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  Speaker 2: go to a woman and be like, hey, have you
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  Speaker 2: ever had sex with a millionaire? Here you go, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know you don't have to be a millionaire because
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  Speaker 2: it's not lying. But that's a great that's a great
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  Speaker 2: it's not lying. Yeah, that's a great, great choice. Very
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  Speaker 2: like unlocked my memory, yeah, cove or whatever. My one
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  Speaker 2: of my favorites of all time just in general, like
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: one of my favorite things in life is uh the
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  Speaker 6: including Tammy Fae, the televangelist Queen.
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  Speaker 2: Just House. I owned the organ.
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  Speaker 1: Oh me too. I love the Real Life.
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  Speaker 2: So Surreal Life was for you that don't remember. It
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  Speaker 2: was kind of a play off of like a celebrity
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  Speaker 2: I use air quotes with celebrity celebrity version of the
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: real world kind of thing. We're about six or seven celebrities,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: like fless celebrities move in together. But this some of
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: the highlighted or highlight you know m vps of the
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: mini seasons was the Icon Flavor flav YEP. Chris Knight
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: was Peter Brady from Brady Bunge, Tammy Fay with all
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: that makeup, Jordan Knight, New Kids on the Block, Vern Troyer,
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Mini Me, Vanilla Ice, China, Amelia, Emmanuel Lewis So a
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: lot of you know, little people, which is great.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: De brat Charro.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: What did she say?
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: I no, I obviously what you did?
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Uh? I okay, well we'll put it in I guess oh,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: jose Canseco's MC hammer, Corey Feldman, Alexis Rquette, Rip, Vince Neil,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: and Brigitte Nielsen. This uh iconic show in the shared
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: you know, cinematic universe of reality TV. Also so okay,
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: let's let's diagram this. So Flavor flav and Bridget Nielsen
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: got together and started dating. They had a spin off
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: show called Strange Love, which was super amazing. And then
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: that then their relationships Boiler Alert didn't work out because
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: you know, hype man, it was the in public enemy. Yeah.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: And then Brigitte Nielsen I think she boned, uh the
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Italian Stallion.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, I think they were married for a while.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they were too. And then and then
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: then he went on his own dating show called Flavor
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: of Love.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: Flavor for this, I binged season one Flavor of Love
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: in a weekend. I forgot how fucking great it was.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: It was just so bad.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wonder it's so deliciousness. And then Flavor Flavor. Flavor
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: of Love went for three seasons one and two are
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: iconic because of the goat of Reality TV New York
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: and then New York Heartbreak. After season one and season two,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: she went on to have her show I Love New
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: York for two seasons, and then Flavor of Love contestants
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: went on to have their own show called Charm School
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: for two seasons, and then the Shared Cinematic Universe too.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Of the contestants from I Love New York, Chance and
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Real that were brothers had their own dating show. And
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: then also in a sub you know, timeline, there was
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Rock of Love.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Like a spinoff, yeah, even though.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: The reason like a reboot kind of situation. And then
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Daisy of Love. And then we get into Megan from
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: Rock of Love season one and she had her own show,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: Megan Wants a Millionaire. And you know the controversy with.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: That, I do not.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, so it's horrible. It's gonna get
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: right off my face. So she was dating rich men
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: to try to find a millionaire. Yeah, and she has
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: like one of the longest torsos in reality in human history.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: And she's just icon but she's kind of like a
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: talentless Paris Hiltan.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's hot.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And anyway, nice and one of it only aired
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: a few episodes, but then they had to pull it
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: off the air because one of the contestants got arrested
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: for murdering his fiance, cutting her up into pieces and
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: putting her in a briefcase and then in the dumpster.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, Like before he went on the show, or
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: did he get voted off? And then that happened.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so he got voted off, and then when and they,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: you know, shoot these rally shows like a year before
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: they air sometimes, so he already found someone else. It
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: didn't work, it didn't work out, and and and that happens,
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: so super sad. And then but yeah, just so many
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: iconic moments with China not China. Omerosa was on a
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: season with Janis from UH America's Next Top Model. There's
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: like a little knife fight mini me urinating.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: So he's like, this whole thing is kind of strange,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: and then night Chris Knight's like, yeah, I know, this
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: whole thing is pretty straight. And then like my favorite
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: thing about that is when Verne Troyer is like on
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: the bed, He's going like all right, all right, all right,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: because he's so fucking hammered, but they were giving him
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: big drinks and they were like the equivalent would be
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I guess if we had buckets full of hard age
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: drinking that like he got fun he could drink for
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: that little like I.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Don't know if he he probably should have been drinking.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I think she ended up dying from rip.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: And then one season they had she didn't live in
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: the house, but she would visit and like, you know,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: do some stuff. Florence Henderson, the mom from Brady Bunch,
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: she was too you know, high class to be like
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: living in the house with these ragamuffins. But yeah, that
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: show iconic. You can find Flavor of Loves on Hulu
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: is where I watched him.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: On to be they have all of the Flavor of Loves.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: They have Charm School, they have like all of those.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: They have the I Love New York. They have the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Millionaire or the catcha Millionaire ones or the Brothers Yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: oh Sallionaires. Yeah, they have that. They also have the
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Daisy of Love. They have a shit ton on Tube
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: and they they only like for one episode is maybe
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: one commercial and it's quick. I love to be by
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: the way, so I got she was lit.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I think New York definitely gets a more
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: entertaining spotlight when she's not looking for love, when she
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: is a contestant, Yeah for sure. But the I think
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: the breakout star of I Love New York was her mom.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I was just gonna start talking.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a nightmare, but I loved it.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna so my number one favorite show is
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: actually Serial Life. I'm just gonna talk about it now
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: since we're going about it. So season one of Surreal Life,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like they didn't really like it was fine,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: but there wasn't anything crazy going on because I feel
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: like they didn't know how to kind of I don't
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: want to manipulate these stars, but how to like get
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: people to be confrontational.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: So season one I felt was a little more like, hey,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: this is kind of cool whatever. But then when season
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: two came out, that's when I feel like this real
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: life kind of whole show really kicked off. That's the
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: one with Tracy Bingham, Trachelle Cantilla from Real World.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she she was a butterface.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Eric Strata, Tammy Fay, Ron Jeremy, and Vanilla Ice. Yeah.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: And that's when I fell in love with Tammy Faye
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: because she reminded me so much of my grandma, because
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: my grandma was like really religious, she was really Catholic,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: but she didn't really hate anybody ever. So it's like
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's kind of cool, even though
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I do think Tammy Faye did some shit like stealing
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: money or something back in the day, but just the
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: way they acted around people, like the loving and everything.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I love that the part where Vanilla Ice they go
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: to a restaurant and they have Gary Coleman as the
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: manager there and Todd Bridges walks in and they're both
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: from different strokes, and then like Vanilla Ice starts getting
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: really rowdy and he's like picking up Gary Coleman. It's
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: like Colvian wanted to do it. You're trying to get
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: say what you're talking about with this, but like you
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: wouldn't do it. Then like Lis is like screaming at
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: him and ship and then Garrett Coleman like fires Vanilla
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Ice and then leaves and so I was like, what,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. But that's the one that I really
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: fell in love with. I watched every episode and I
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: think it. I think the reason Surreal Life is my
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: favorite one is just because I think it really because
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: then there was like Tequila of Love, and there was
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: all the other ones from different places doing this, and
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I think Curreal Life is the one that really catapulted
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: it from just like Survivor was huge, but then Curreal
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Life was like trashy in a way, and I think
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: that really catapulted the whole reality show. So I feel
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: like if there wasn't a Surreal Life, it probably really
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be like the Kardashians and things like that. I
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: think it was like the catapulting fucking one. But so
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: season two is my favorite. Season three is probably my
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: second favorite, and the season four and then I don't
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I kind of watched the ones after that, but I
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: think season four had the best cast as in like tightness,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Like I really liked the girl from the Go Gos.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: She was really cool, and I love Chris Knight. Oh
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: and then Chris Knight and on Andrea Adrian Currier. Carrie
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: had a show too called Like My Fair Brady. I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: watched those and I watched so many of these, but
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: now I love to Real Life. That's a great choice.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's my that's technically my number one.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so good. It's Landmark. And then Gary Coleman was
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: definitely because I love different strokes, because like my my
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: love for like little people goes goes deep. And he
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: came in uh sixth place in the recall election for
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: governor of California. I don't I think he was pretty
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: close to Mary Carrie. She is cornstar who kind of
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Mariah Carey. Yep. Yeah, but Arnold Worsenegger ended up winning.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: But that's neither here nor there. And then yeah, I.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Just watched a documentary about Gary Coleman his death, you
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: know about that how they think his girlfriend killed him
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and ship, oh no, I wouldn't.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Be surprised to just shake him.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: No, they think because he would like pass out sometimes
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: or something like that. I don't know, but like they
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: think she might have pushed him down the stairs he
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: hid his head and then she chose not to like
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: call the cops for a long time or something because yeah,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: and then yeah, it's actually a really good documentary. But
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: it's just it's so sad, like how you know, being
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: a child star, then your parents take everything from you
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: and then you just only remember it is like you know,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: different shows, who are you talking about? Like that's that
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: he had a rough life.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I feel really bad for him, but I know I
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: like I would. I would love to be like notorious
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: or for one thing, and then I would just play
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: off like he could have gone to like comic cons
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: all the time, you know what I mean? Oh my god,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I would have caught him anyways. So my next one
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: is I said, didn't put him in order. I just
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: listed off like because it's hard to choose between like
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: your favorites. So the next one I did is not
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: really a show, but it's another cinema universe because they
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: like the you know, the Shared Universe, and this one
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: is TLC so the Learning Channel and specifically yeah, the
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Icon Honey Boo boo.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I've never watched.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I know she is amazing, Like I feel horrible because
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: like child pageants are so horrible John Ramsey boom and
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: even though she's still alive because she's Katy Perry but
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: ordership allegedly, and but yeah, I love that show so much.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: It was so fucking trashy. The mom had like, uh,
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: a hoarding issue when it came to cute bonning, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: then that inspired me briefly to get into extreme cubonning.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: So I was buying like twenty things of soap. But
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: paying like a dollar.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: What made it extreme just the quantity she had.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: They had us small house, but they had like a
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: bunch of kids and stuff. They had a room dedicated
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: just to like hoarding, like thirty like thirty big uh,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: like ten packs of paper towels and like detergent that
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: you will never go through like that kind of thing.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: But when you get into extreme couponing, you get like
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a notebook because then you can double cupon if there's
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: a manufacturer coupon and if there's a store cupon. So
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: that's how you kind of do it. So anyway, so
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: I got into which I probably shouldn't like, how you
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: have done positive things with what Actually Okay, so you
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: watched Nirvana and that's how you learned how to play guitar,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: so that was good. Yeah, you watch pickup artists, That's
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: how you learn how to pick up women.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You know when I was picking of women prior, but
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: that is okay.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: See back when I was a kid, not kid like
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I think kids, but like I was in my early twenties,
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I would go to the bar because gay bars, it's
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: got like it's all gas noe break. So I would
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: just throw something on the ground, like my phone own
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: or like a lighter or something, and whoever picked it up,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I would bang like I would make sure that area
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: was all suitable gentlemen.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Like smash it. Yet I'm going through these phones really,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: but I just like I just.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Throw like it was fun. And also I could just
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: not I wasn't attractive, so I'm like hamber dog shit,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: but I would I also uh Kaylene Shadowy Kileen, my
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: best friend. We went to a casino and I saw
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: this cute guy and I just like pointed at him
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: and we ended up like dating for six months. It's
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: so I don't need to even say anything. I just
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: point anyways. So yeah, so men, even the gay ones
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: are pieces of ship. Yeah, okay. So then here comes Honeyboobo.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: So she was a pageant girl. Her mom is Mama June,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: and then there was what's the uh the boyfriend's name
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: was sugar Man sugar Bear, and then her kids were
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Pumpkin and not Pumpkin who spit on New York fuck
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: you and pause. Anyways, So a lot of controversy in
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: that house. We won't get into because it's super sad,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: but they you know, got rid of like the riff
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: raff and then they went on to Mama June got
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: an extreme makeover, like she got like a lap band
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: or whatever. And then from which is a so sad
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: title of a show, I had to spin off Mama
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: June from Not Too Hot Damns. And I do feel
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: bad for her, even though she did put her daughter
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: in pageants, because I was watching when she was on
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Wendy Williams and after she like lost weight and everything
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: kind of got like a glam over. How she was
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: sitting was very like closed off, like she had her
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: arms crossed, and Rondy Williams was kind of like, you know,
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: a brat, not in a good way. Charlie XCX, I
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: know that word hashtag gen z and yeah, but it's
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: just a hot fucking mess.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I mainly I mainly know of Honey Boom
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: from that South Park episode one with like Fatty Google
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: and Honey Boo Boo and ship.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And she ate she so fucking child abuse how they
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: think about this, But before Pageants, her mom would give
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: her go Go juice, which was pixie sticks and mountain dew.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Yeah, that's pretty fucked up.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Would you ever watch Bruno the movie Brun?
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Like all all those fucking parents were willing to do whatever.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: That one kid was thirty pounds and he goes, you know,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: she's kind of chunky, and it was a baby kind
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: of chunky. Do you think you know in the next
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks you could have the baby loose ten
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: And the mom goes, yeah, a third of that baby's wait,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: that mom was willing to do it just to make
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: it fucked up, and they were like, yeah, it's fucking crazy,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: sucked up.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: But I also like that her that the mom believes
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: in her child.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: So my kid, my mom's my mom, and my dad
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: never put me in child pageants. I don't get that
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: that was really rude, but they must have thought I
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: was like disgusting. Never and they always said like, don't
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: take candy from strangers or don't take a ride from stranger.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: No one's ever offered me one when I was a kid.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: It just seems like they were just trying to bring
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: you down like that, like let you have any joys.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that people were just hand out candy.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: They never came to me. And then not in the
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: same universe, I guess kind of because we're all in
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: the same universe. Another tl shit and reminder the Learning
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Channel was what TLC. But What Not to Wear is
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: coming back and I love that show with Stacy and Clinton.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: So what they do? Have you watched that show? Okay,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: it's not really, it's more of a I don't like
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: to make obviously makeover show. So somebody in your life
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: nominates you to be on the show, and you don't
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: know that they're following you, the producers and the camera
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: crew from far away how long, like a week or so,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: and that's yeah, it's so fucked up, and they are
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: just recording you, like going to the supermarket looking like
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: shit and then just like struggling to get out of
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: your car and stuff and like and when you're alone,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: you're like mouth breathing, like picking. So then they you
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: think you're meeting up your friend to go to like
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: dinner or something, and then you walk into this like
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: like surprise studio and it's like this bitchy gay guy
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: and this like beautiful model that are just like we've
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: been following you for a week. Here's a montage like
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: you looking like shit.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And then the friends show up or the family
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: members and bring all of your clothes there and then
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: make you try on your clothes and then criticize you.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: And then they give you like five thousand dollars or
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: something to buy new clothes, but you have to give
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: up all of your old clothes, like dog shit?
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Do they choose something? They're like, okay, this is fine.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Oh they kind of give you the yeah, yeah, you
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: gotta keep some of your cloes like naked and crying.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: But then they like they send out these people that
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: don't really fashion is not really their top priority, and
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: they go to these like high end boutiques, which why
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: are you going there? Not like just like you know,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: TJ Max or whatever. But and then they're struggling and
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: they like put something together, thinking that that looks to
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: you like, oh I succeeded, And then the gay guy
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: and the and the model pop out of like pop,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: we needn't watch the show.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: This sounds like definitely.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: So they're recording this lady, I got a boutique and
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: there's like a rack of clothes and like the gay
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: guy in the model pop out and then they're yeah,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: they're like they're like, how do you feel about this outfit?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I feel like I look really beautiful.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: They're like, no, no, look awful.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: So bad should Yeah, that's so good.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: It was such a good show. Yeah, the Learning Channel
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: and then Clinton and Stacy they did have a falling
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: out because like, we're eventually a gay guy and a
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: pretty lady are going to fight, so but they're but
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: they're coming back together.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Is that like? So I'm assuming it's similar like Queer Island, right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the original Queer Eye, not the reboot where they
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: like try to help you love yourself more, but the
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: old school Queer Eye where they're like, you look like shit.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I love that so much.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: I've watched a few episodes of that, maybe the most
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: recent ones with Brook. But I saw one where this
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: lady she was like from New Orleans, black lady. Yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: she's like older and she like plays the Tube or something. Nice,
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: beautiful episode. It's my first time first star watching and
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: he the edit start tearing up and I was like, Brook,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: I get why you watched it. Oh this is great.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, what you need to do is watch an
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: episode of the reboot of Queer Eye and then immediately
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: watch an episode of the original one. Yeah, because they
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: it was so intense. So yeah, that's Dope the TLC
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: Cinematic Universe A plus five stars ten out of ten.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. No, I definitely check out that show. Doesn't
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: sound real, it's so awesome. So, uh, this is my
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: second favorite one. But we Alred talked about this real life.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: So I bought this entire season just for this because
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: I watched one. I bought one episode from Amazon and
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: then I was like, I forgot how much I fucking
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: love the show and how awful and manipulative it is
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: to just the contestants. So I'm just gonna give you
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: a brief description. This show was a reality TV show
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: that aired on MTV in two thousand and six. The
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: show revolved around the premise of testing whether X couple
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: could rekindle their past relationships or move on for good.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Each episode featured a group of ex partners who were
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: reunited under one roof to confront unresolved feelings, old tensions,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: and the possibility of reconciliation.
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: Reconciliation reacn How do you know if you're really over
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: your ex? Well, two ex'es are about to find out
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: if it's time to close the book on the past
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: or rekindle the flame. Exes Molly and Dane were college sweethearts.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Molly and I were totally on the same page. We
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: always had a great time together and there was no
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: pressure about anything.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: But rumors put an end to their relationship.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Dan and I broke up because and when I was
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: off in Europe, a few people told me.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: That they Dan was cheating on me.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: Now Molly's dating Tanner, I.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Saw an opportunity. When you know, Molly broke up with
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Dane because she was on the rebound and.
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: Dane's with Chelsea.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Dana and I definitely have such a real connection. I
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: like everything about him.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: But the exes wonder if the spark is still there.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: And my feelings Molly and haven't necessarily changed since when
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: we were together.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I don't think I really understand why we aren't together.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Now these ex'es and their partners have agreed to meet
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: up for the first time.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: So basically what they would do is, let's say you
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: and I were dating and Jeremy Kathy were dating, and
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: oh no, no, no, no, okay, me and you were dating, we
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: broke up, You're now dating Jeremy, I'm dating Kathy, Okay.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: So then what they would do is I don't. This
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: is one part where when I was younger, I used
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: to think it was fake. I was like, how did
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: they both get them here? But what they would do
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: under false pretenses is they would tell me and Kathy,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: and they would tell you and Jeremy, Hey, we have
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: this new resort that we want to advertise for you
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: guys would be a good fit. It's free for the
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: whole weekend. Everything's free, but you have to let us
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: kind of record you through the whole thing just to
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: get pictures and video. And they tell me and Kathy
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: that too. So you show up with Jeremy, I show
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: up with Kathy, and then we're like, oh fuck. But
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: then what happens is Jeremy and Kathy have to leave,
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and then you and I are stuck there for the weekend. Right,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: So then those two leave, and then once we get
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: our room, they don't actually leave. They take Jeremy and
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Kathy into a room where they watch everything through the weekend.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking horrible. So many people start crying in this,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: but then they make it worse, right, So then they
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: have these bracelets and they go, hey, anything you buy
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: will be charged back to the room. So were these
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: bracelets at all times, but anytime you and I would
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: touch a light would go off in their room of
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: the new relationships. So they're watching and they could see
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: the lights turn on, right, But then they start doing
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: these things fucked up, and then they start doing these
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: things to where like they would say okay to you
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: and I, they would be like, hey, do you want
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: to oh for some of these advertising things, we want
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: to do a hot tub, all right? Cool? And then
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: of course just as much alcohol as they can drink, right,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: And then they would tell the people that are watching,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: you can either watch a video of them or you
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: can hear them, but you can't do both, so then
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: they have to pick. And then they just keep putting.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: And then after like the first or second night of
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: putting them in these situations where they used to date.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: So of course they're gonna be a little touchy feely
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: for the most some of them aren't, which is cool,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: you know, but then like they're kind of flirting and
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: kissing everything, and then their new boyfriend and girlfriend just
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: watching them. But then after the first night or second night,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: then their room is no longer. They have to do
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: something with their room, so they get put into a
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: suite with only one bed, and it's just so fucked
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: up that, like, I watched them episodes with Burke last
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: night and I was like, this is the type of
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: shit we were watching in the early two thousands. It's
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: so horrible and manipulative to make these people go through
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: this just for the sake of like entertainment. Right. But
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: then at the end we get confronted by our new
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: partners and we don't know that they're watching us, and
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: they go, hey, I was watching it all weekend. You're like,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: oh fuck. And then they talk a little bit and
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: they get pissed off. But then you either choose your
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: ex or you choose the person you're with now. So
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: sometimes this person will choose the X and the other
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: person won't, and then it's even more heartbreak at the end.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Or like the person will choose who they're no longer,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: they choose their current partner, and the partner's like, no,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: fuck you, what are you doing? That's awful? Did you
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: ever watch that?
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Do you remember her favorite?
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Did the current spouses ever hook up?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes they would be cause they're like, man, fuck them,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you know. But like we were watching one episode last
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: night where the current spouse. The dude he was getting hammered, right,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: and the girl just kept crying, and the dude was like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: well we should just you know, why don't you know?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I just she's like no, and he's trying to kiss her.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: And what does your daughter think of the show?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: She she's like, it's awful, but it's so good it's
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: hard to you know. And then every time we're like, Okay,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: who do you think they're gonna pick? And we were
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: wrong most of the time. But it's a really fucking,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: horribly awesome show. It's only eight dollars for season one
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: on Amazon for the whole season. I'm like, that's a
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: good damn deal.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: So much like I know, I'm like I do Amazon
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: and Walmart and Starbucks whatever, but this really horrible show
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: but it's amazing is available on Amazon.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: So it's like double we're supposed to not.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Be a part of Amazon, right if we're being I
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: don't know, yeah, but I's somebody told me, I forget
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: who it was, but that Jeremy and I when we
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: decided to get married, should go on like you know,
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: love is blind or whatever, and act like we don't
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: know each other and then get together and then we
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: get like a free wedding and I know and honeymoon. Yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: so ithing like that'd be cool. But then what if
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: he doesn't choose me?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I think it would be kind of fun
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: because I have that whole season. We should watch it
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: and just talk about it for an episode, like a
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: bonus episode on YouTube or something, because it's fucking great.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I love that show so much.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: Guess what do you think? I'm holding it like he's
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: gonna say that when if he.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Starts, that's the time that he was very inappropriate.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I'd be so scared him against the wall if he
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: just said that this is his voice I usually do
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: for him. Well, Jeff, I think that's yeah, Like how
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: do you just like holds in my arm and then
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I like open up his shirts supering clothes and I
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: just like rub his chest. Okay, that's that's a great choice,
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: So my number one kind of So it's kind of
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: too just because like like they had like conjoined twins
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: as kids. I can't choose between them. Which sidebar if
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: you're because there's those conjoined twins that were on t
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: LC and they are one of them is married. Now yeah,
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I've heard about but they have one Pikachu. So then
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: if he's pounding them and the other one that he's
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: not married to, is like feel like showing that she's
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: happy about this? Is that cheating right? Okay?
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so my number one is two of them. Okay,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: that's a build up for nothing. Okay, I know this
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: is bad to say, but Cops.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: Cops just filmed on location.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: As it happens, all suspects are considered and until real
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: guilty in a court of law.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Oh sure I can.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: And I put on there to dog the bounty hunter.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Without without Cops, that would probably would be a dog
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: and dog had the icon rip Beth like fucking love her.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: And it just so Cops was bad because it showed
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: law enforcement I think in a very negative way because
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I'm more, you know, care about people, and I have
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: empathy and can understand why people, even though they shouldn't
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: commit crimes, why they are in the situations that they
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: are in. But Cops is so entertaining because as a
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: police officer and law enforcement and anybody who's in an
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: authority role, your job should not be to like escalate situations.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: But that's like all cops is.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they got final say on what the department
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: got final sale on what would actually be shown, so
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: it's only them looking great.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: And you know, yeah, so I'm like, I like, I'm
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: a like self diagnosed hypocrite because I can say, like,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: law enforcement bad, but I can also be like, damn,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: that sheriff looks hot, you know, so so that's fine.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: But I just and same with so cops. I don't
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: like them too much because it's like a power. They're
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: narcissist and power hungry. And yeah, they always escalate things
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: like I get if it's like domestic violence, yeah, let's
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: beat the shit out of them, but if it's something
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: like a stolen car or whatever, your job it should
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: not be to like just like beat the shit out
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: of them. It was just so problematic.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: And and but then Dog the Boundy and there's other
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: shows now I forget they're called.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: But the similar thing where it's like bond, you know,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: like people go to prison or jail, they get out
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: on bond. So say their bail is like ten thousand,
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: they only have to pay like, I don't know, a
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: couple hundred bugs or a thousand. Yeah, so then these
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: guys get hired when the person doesn't show up to
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: court or does it pay their pay their you know,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: fees or whatever. But their level of just intensity to
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: make sure that they get paid and get and get caught. Oh,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: it's so fucking bad ass.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: And they just have like their spray or there because
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: he murdered somebody, Oh Dog did before and he would
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: like to prison and then like he came out and yeah,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: he's like, I'm gonna make stuff better. So I don't know,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: it's so weird.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: And they they act like because they're all in their
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: tactical gear and everything, and then beth r I p
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: again just like they're big old titties out and stuff
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: and like hair sprayed hair. They're just like acting like
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: they're going like they're like part of the Navy Seals.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, but didn't Dog have like a saying you'd
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: be like be with christ Bro or something like that.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that they would always give when they caught the guy,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: because come on with Speper roats usually a guy and
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: they would give him a cigarette and that's cool, Yeah right,
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: cool Gus Okay, but yeah, I know, yeah, my top
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: and I just remember watching Cops like had a banging
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: intro song the whole like, oh, suspects were proven inc
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: until proven guilty at the court of law. Blah blah blah,
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Like that's cool. Yeah, it was a good show. Oh
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: and then the iconic one. There's a couple iconic clips,
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: but one of them is the lady that waves the
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: cop down on an episode and she's like, oh, she
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: took something of me and she didn't give me what
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: I needed. And so she was trying to buy a
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: crack And the interviewed the lady that allegedly was trying
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: to sell crack. She was like, I'm not a judge dealer,
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I'm a prostitute.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Dollars, what's the deal? What's going on?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Well, the lady owes me twenty dollars. I gave her
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: a twenty and she didn't give me nothing.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: Is why does she show you twenty dollars.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Twenty dollar bill? I gave her a twenty dollar bill
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: for what, for anything? I don't care whatever it's for.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: But she can give me my money back if she
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: ain't gonna do nothing with it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you planning to buy some drugs?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: What kind of drugs are.
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: You wanting to buy?
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Rock?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Rock?
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Yes, I what you get your twenty dollars for twenty dollars.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: She gave me some plast in my hands.
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: Whre's a plastra down, came here, came here right there. Also,
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: it's not crack cocaine plaster, And now you want your
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: twenty dollars back. Though she didn't apply you with crack cocaine.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Well, if she shouldn't give me nothing, no claster, she
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: should have said.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: No, what do you do?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Are you a prostitute?
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: You're not, you just addict, You're not an attic. Would
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: you do crack cocaine?
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, like that's good.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't rob that bank. I was killed that guy.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah no.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: And I remember like with Dog too. I remember there
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: were they his sons, but they were both so just
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: like I wouldn't want to be around them never, you
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But I remember watching some episodes
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: of that for some reason sometimes like and most of
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: the time too, it would like make it look really intense,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: and they were just like knock on a door, like
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: he all right, cool, you know, but yeah, that's a great. Yeah,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: that was wild.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: There's this new one that I don't know if it's
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: just on minor or whatever, but it's like a playoff
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: of the Dog and these guys act like they actually
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: have authority and they con people into like giving them
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: entry into their house looking like the mom or whatever,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: and then they look for the sun and the sun's
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: usually like in a an air duck or like behind
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: like the washer after like drag him out. I know,
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: like there's not a lot of reality TV from this
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: era that was really like the Queer Eye reboot where
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: it's like very good for society.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Well it's weird too, because I feel like nowadays is
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: other than like the Ardashians and I guess Queer Eye. Oh,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I guess it's like selling sunset shit.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, love is Blind.
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say there as many, but I think
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: there are. But I don't know if his real life
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: will ever work again because like Instagram, everybody, yeah, because
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: at that time it was like you didn't really get
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: into it was kind of cool to see celebrities. Yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: so like now I don't think it works in everybody
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: can just ready know what Britney Springs is doing. She's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: spinning in circles.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Crazy diluted and now like back in those days it
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: was we had appointment television still, so yeah, so I
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think it would work, but I like who
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: would be an actor, actress or like famous person that
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: would be on it, like real life. Yeah, like Tanya
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Hardane would be a good one.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we should try to think of a quick cast. Okay, yeah,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: let me grab a note really quick and we'll do
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: We'll do seven people.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, you want to do every other and we can
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: all we can't play off of it that like all things. Yeah, Okay,
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: so I'm gonna say my first one is Tanya Hardane.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Perfect. So I'm gonna try to go around early nineties
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: again too. I am going to choose Caitlyn Jenner.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so that's what this is so far, so good.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say ooh, I'm gonna say the sister on
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Even Stevens on Disney's Channel. Yeah, because she spills a
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: lot of tea about Disney's Star. So I'm gonna I
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: want that. I want that drama.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: She just got shot in the face, oh like on purpose? No,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: her husband did it on purpose? Or oh no, but
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: the way I said that. No, for her for her
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: husband's birthday, they went pigeon shooting, clay shooting or no,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: and something happened and a baby got her right here
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: and it looked really bad. I can't remember her name,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: but she's also super duper hot.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: She wished Gus Gus to have a birthday on his Instagram.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Gus Gus underscore the dog Blane. All Right, your turn.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Evander Holyfield. He's the one who got
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: his ear bit off by mouse and because you know,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: people are gonna ask about that, and Mike Tyson, I
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: think would be too volatile to be in that situation
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: where I wouldn't feel safe for anybody else. But I
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: feel like Evander Holyfield would be fine.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: And we need uh, you know, we have like the
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Disney Channel, we have a good we need variety. So
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: like Athlete, great choice, I'm gonna say that, maybe I'm
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: a little biased, but i'm gonna say the Queen of Atlanta,
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Miss Juicy Baby one, Yeah, from Little Women Atlanta, Let's
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: get let's get that in there. I'm gonna have to go, Okay, Andy,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: we're at six, so let's read him off and let's
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: come up together with with the third one. Seventh.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Tanya Harding Caitlyn Jenner, sister of Even Stevens vander Holyfield,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: miss juicy baby poll Shore so good.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I think that I'm sure that the sister on Even
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: Stevens has a name but.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Carl something car.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: But I don't want her. I want when they do
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: the cast intro for Yeah. Okay, so we need a male.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: We need somebody. Do we want older or younger?
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: We have okay, so we have two athletes. Oh, we
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: have three athletes, and then we have two actors and
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: a reality star.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so we need somebody. You want older or
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: younger man?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit younger, since Polly Shore is kind
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: of older and so vander Holyfield.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, So a younger man that would fit with or
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: you know, quote fit with these people. Huh sounds tough.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: This is gonna be a hard one. This is gonna
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: be a rough, gaping hole that we need to fill.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: What about I mean, he's he's probably forty, but uh
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: the kid from Even Stevens or not even I sking
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to the kid of Pete and Pete, the Danny Danny.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: What about the kid from uh the Baseball movie?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Him from oh, the the one who did meth and stuff?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: No, but we should get him Goldberg from Mighty Ducks.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: He could be he could be definitely, he could be
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: somewhere in that. Maybe he could be the floor and tenders.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Well, because I stopped following him because he was saying
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: something like real I can't remember it was like racist
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: shit or some real right wing weird ship on his things,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna follow him.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: He's just the neighbor. And that shows up, like, do
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: you guys have any MeV.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, prescribe. I think that might be a good one.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's let's let's see who we got.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, and then he could also provide the sentimental, you know,
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: emotional conversation about his Yeah, so we need that for ratings.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, we have a Tanya Harding, we have Caitlyn Jenner,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: sister of Even Stevens, Evander Holyfield, Miss Juicy Baby, Polly
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Shore and Goldberg from Mighty Ducks. Yeah, that would be
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I would watch this show.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: It would have been so funny if you would have
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: like the brother Randie Stephens. We just see, your whole
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: goal is.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: To make it Even Stevens Reunion Beans from Beans from.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, you just cast everybody from Even Stevens.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: But since it's like trademarked and stuff. They can't market
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: it as even Stevens, and they can't mention me even.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, their characters or their time working together.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Did you do your three top real shows? Okay? Sweet,
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: so let's review.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: So I went The Pickup Artist okay, the X Effect
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: and Surreal Life.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, and then I did the Cinematic Universe of Police Brutality,
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: and I did the Cinematic Universe of TLC and Surreal Life.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Kind of vibe really quick, do we want to do
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: a four person Mount Rushmore?
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna take this idea from I like Balls
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: the sports podcast with Dila where we talk about our
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore of reality stars.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Boom, all right, my Mount Rushmore of Reality Stars. It's
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: a celebration of Women's History month. We're just gonna do
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: all women. So we have a Judge Judy. I'm gonna
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: count her as reality because even though it's not necessarily like,
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: you know, the vibe we've been talking about.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Judy in Latin means judge, Judge, Judge, Judge, jud Judge.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: So I love I just love Judge Judy like she's
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: she's worth so much money. Oh I know, it's crazy
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and all she does is like bitch at people and yeah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: black people, Okay, my number My next one is Paris Hilton.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I feel like she definitely goes in the history book
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: of reality TV. And then number two again Royalty Queen
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: of Atlanta, Miss Juicy Bee b y yep. And then
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: number one is the goat of all time is New York.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah that makes total sense.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so I'm gonna start with New York of course.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can't have a Mount russemoll reality shows
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: without New York. Just it's you can't. I'm trying to
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: think of it. Yeah, uh so New York definitely number one.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Tammy Faye too, just because when I
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: watched that show, I fell in love with her and
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I still want to get the tattoo of her eyes
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: like logo, just like with the I love her so much.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: She reminded me so much of my grandma. I just
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: loved her.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: And it seems like her husband was the one doing
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: a lot of the embezzlement. But even if she was
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: in bezling, she was in bezzling that cult of Christianity. Sure,
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: so they were just like, what, you're stealing money? From
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: like pedophiles whatever exactly. Yeah, I still.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Got New York Tammy Fate Baker. I'm gonna go, Oh,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: this is tough. I kind of want to do for me.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I guess it'd probably have to be Flavor Flavor. Yeah, just
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: because one, I just watched season one again and that
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: was like the thing that I remember his like appointment
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: television from my girlfriend the time we're like, oh, we
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: can't wait for this going on. And then with all
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: the spinoffs of Flavor, when you have to have the
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: flavor of love, I don't know. And then I guess
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: number three or number four I really liked. Did you
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: ever watch America's Best Dance Crew?
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: A good show.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Probably maybe Chris Knight. I really like
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Chris Night. You seemed like a really good, caring person. Yeah,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: show too. He seemed really nice, but it wasn't someone
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: that like, if people saw him they'd be like, oh,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: that's who he is. But since I wasn't really prepared,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Chris Knight.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: So that's good.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: I got Chris Knight, Flavor Flave, Tammy Fay and New.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: York and Chris Knight. If you're looking, you're not if
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: you're listening, you're not a pity fuck with this. Oh no,
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: he had a glow up like he was a handsome kid.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: But like he had a glow up for sure. You
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: know who didn't have a glow up? Bobby?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Bobby looks like you know who.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Bobby looks like Bobby Brady from The Brady Bunch. He
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: looks like the kid from Mask.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, Rockey Dennison.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he played him so really quick.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: There is a podcast called The Brady Bros. Oh, it's
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Chris Knight and Greg. Oh. They just but they don't
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: do an order. They just do random episodes. But I
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: still like hearing him talking.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: About So no, Bobby, they don't. Bobby has a faith
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: for podcasting. Notes because we're handsome as fuck. Okay, so
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: those are great. Let's put on yours. Maybe Flavor Flave
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: in New York not right next to each other, sure
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: because of the drama. Anyways, so modern shows I'm watching
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: right now, listener Flavor House, Civillain, so we can get on,
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: you know, like to support New York. Not Omerosa because
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: she's a what's it, a come guzzling, cocksucking Republican.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Oh that's gonna gome on my tombstone. It's never the
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Republican part. And then Love is Blind is like what
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: we're watching right now. It's bad, but it's it's it's
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: quote cringe.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: But the thing too with that, I feel like they
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: don't have any They're all gorgeous, right.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, somebody thinks they're gorgeous. But again, Love is Blind.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I'm more literal, so like, let's have blind people they go,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: or again, like let's have people that look like normal
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: humans and they're always worrying like dresses and stuff. But
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: when they're on their quote dates, but they get the
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: other person can't see them. But Jeremy's like, oh but
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: they're on TV. I don't care if I if nobody
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: can see me. I'm I'm wearing a blanket.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: Or like just my like they should do Love is
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Blind where half of the people are blind in the
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: other house for deaf.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: And they have to date each other. So wait, can
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: they hear each other? The deaf people can't hear them.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the blind people can't see the deaf people. Oh,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: I like this here no evil see no evil ship.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: There we go. I like it. Uh, what else do
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: you got.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: That's about it? Really?
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: Boom?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I like it?
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I uh, I think I told the story before,
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: but I tried out for real world real world twice.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: And if I find my head my quote headshot, I'll
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: be maybe we can post it or something. It was
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: of me on a toilet holding a hammer.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: It's like that's something. If we do a booth at Pride,
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: I can get headshots of those and just sign them
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: and they're like, who are you guys? I don't know.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's another thing. We're gonna try to get a
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: booth at Pride. Yeah in Oregon Salem, so you know,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: we'll let you know, but come visit us too.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Yug life A hard fought bro hard fought all right. So,
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: like I said, follow Gus Gus on gust Gus and
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: on Instagram at Guscus Unders the dog Bling Future. Jeff,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: if you're listening, go get times, Go get pepto because
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: I pounded Jumbo corn dog earlier. My hertburn's going away.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: But I thank you Andy for your last toime right
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: after so yeah, right after the gym, I was like, yeah,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I earned this shit.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: It was good though.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: The lady was like I just love Yeah. She was like,
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: I just got it out of the deep prior. I'm like, yeah,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: so yeah, review review, subscribe, believe it's a four or
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: five star review or whatever. And then Andy.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Uh no, Like I've said this the last couple of times,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: we don't pay for any marketing. So if you can
• 59:32
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• 59:33
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• 59:36
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• 59:38
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• 59:41
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• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:44
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• 59:46
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• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's do a quick shout out really quick
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: to pull it up. Jay on Instagram said, thank you
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: and Andy for providing laughs and energy I meant to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: get me through the workday.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's very sweet.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Kay. Yeah, yeah, all right, until next time, I'm.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Jeff, I'm Andy Brady, and we will see you next Tuesday.
• 1:00:09
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• 1:00:12
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• 1:00:16
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• 1:00:18
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