Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / OUTRO: Defining Goth (Feat. Jonny Brugh)
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- 0:01Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
- 0:05Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.
- 0:07Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and picture off for Raw Dogging four
- 0:11Speaker 2: to seven every weekday. On Radio recre.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Gid a fellows looker's back.
- 0:18Speaker 4: How you going, Team one man? I was going to say,
- 0:22Speaker 4: you're looking very smart the achezy and you do?
- 0:25Speaker 3: Is it fresh haircut?
- 0:27Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 0:27Speaker 1: It looks good man.
- 0:28Speaker 2: We're going to fresh fluid.
- 0:29Speaker 3: Because MOGGI into the barbers yesterday, I.
- 0:31Speaker 4: Was going to say, it's about to say, is looking
- 0:37Speaker 4: very sharp too, actually, and you've got a little bit
- 0:40Speaker 4: more stubble action going on to.
- 0:43Speaker 3: Mate, thank you.
- 0:44Speaker 1: I didn't say that was good.
- 0:45Speaker 3: I appreciate it. So Mogi into the barber and I
- 0:48Speaker 3: think you had my barber right, Adam? Yeah, he cut
- 0:51Speaker 3: yours and he said I saw photos of Kezy over
- 0:53Speaker 3: the weekend. Is he's looking a bit wooly?
- 0:55Speaker 2: Right? Okay?
- 0:55Speaker 3: And then Mogi said, well, to be honest, we're on
- 0:56Speaker 3: the same here schedules. I bet he'll be in soon.
- 0:58Speaker 3: And that reminded me that I was going to book
- 0:59Speaker 3: a here cut this week straight in there?
- 1:01Speaker 2: Did it today?
- 1:02Speaker 1: Looks very good? You both look very smart.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Oh God, Johnny brass outside.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Pugs should just get him in for the intro as well. Yeah, absolutely, yeah,
- 1:12Speaker 2: the intro outro.
- 1:13Speaker 3: We're recording this song.
- 1:14Speaker 2: You put it in the door, put it in the
- 1:15Speaker 2: fire exit. John this the one man. I mean there's
- 1:17Speaker 2: bike stands that you just went straight past you.
- 1:20Speaker 3: What's he going to chain it too? Can you see
- 1:22Speaker 3: this on camera at all? Pugs, this won't be on YouTube.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Have had the front mate? Yeah? Yeah, he's worked it out. Man?
- 1:29Speaker 2: Is he looking good? He's running a bit of a
- 1:31Speaker 2: Johnny Farnham.
- 1:32Speaker 1: He's got a bit of a mullet going down.
- 1:34Speaker 2: It's not a bit of it. It's a massive bath.
- 1:37Speaker 4: Yeah, which is all the rage out west. I must
- 1:40Speaker 4: say the mullet is a lot of people. In fact,
- 1:43Speaker 4: there was three young kids today. They would have been
- 1:46Speaker 4: a spectacular mane. But you know the sort of shaved sides. Yeah,
- 1:52Speaker 4: really long down the back west Auckland.
- 1:54Speaker 3: All over you look at it with the mullet.
- 1:57Speaker 1: Yeah, well I did. I did have a mullet for
- 2:00Speaker 1: a little while. Why what was that? By the way,
- 2:03Speaker 1: can you.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Remember when you had mullets and mohawks.
- 2:05Speaker 1: Mullets and mohawks, right, yeah, and mos.
- 2:10Speaker 5: Was it?
- 2:10Speaker 2: The go tea. Yeah, it was mos We had mohawks, yes,
- 2:16Speaker 2: and then we grow November.
- 2:18Speaker 1: And my mo was just a neertosity.
- 2:20Speaker 2: Yeah, was terrible. Mohawk was good.
- 2:22Speaker 1: My mohawk was really good.
- 2:24Speaker 2: Funny.
- 2:25Speaker 1: It's about that a lot of ladies getting in touch.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Is that was that real though?
- 2:29Speaker 2: Or is that?
- 2:29Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 2:31Speaker 3: We're just we actually ladies getting into I posted.
- 2:33Speaker 1: A video with my mother and there was quite a
- 2:37Speaker 1: few responses.
- 2:38Speaker 2: That's just so that way.
- 2:39Speaker 4: I mean, I didn't reply to them, obviously I'm a
- 2:41Speaker 4: happily married man, but certainly there was some some admiration.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Oh.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Sure, fuck, it's good to have you back, Jason.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Well you know in the world, we haven't been playing
- 2:53Speaker 2: that enough. Yeah, because it was absolutely your catchphrase.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Yes, I really want to get a here cut too,
- 3:00Speaker 1: but I can't at the moment.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Unfortunate because you feel me.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Yeah, so I want to. I want to look as
- 3:05Speaker 1: sharp as you guys.
- 3:07Speaker 3: You should go to our barber and ask for a keysy.
- 3:09Speaker 3: Well actually, wow, eyes to the front.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Geez. Funnily enough, that was a shocking one.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Was it?
- 3:17Speaker 1: I did, actually think because I was too busy.
- 3:20Speaker 4: The next time I get a haircut. I will go
- 3:22Speaker 4: to where you guys go. But actually, the last time
- 3:24Speaker 4: I went to the fellow up the road for me,
- 3:26Speaker 4: he did pretty good jobs.
- 3:27Speaker 2: So what are you going to do?
- 3:28Speaker 4: Well, I think, yeah, just the guy. And you know,
- 3:32Speaker 4: he put black dye in my hair without me asking.
- 3:36Speaker 3: What about it's at the top.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, just he was.
- 3:39Speaker 4: Just sprinkling powder in my hair. And I was like,
- 3:40Speaker 4: what's that. He said, it's just like a die make
- 3:43Speaker 4: you look a little bit younger.
- 3:44Speaker 2: And I was like, really, a powdered die.
- 3:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it was black, And I was like, oh, well,
- 3:49Speaker 1: I don't mind the grays man.
- 3:50Speaker 2: I didn't you ever got any grapes?
- 3:51Speaker 1: Well, I have you just down the side.
- 3:54Speaker 3: I don't know if there's a powder black as a
- 3:55Speaker 3: real thing. Is that like a real thing?
- 3:57Speaker 1: Apparently?
- 3:58Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 3:58Speaker 3: You could just sprinkle die in you.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Here, because you can also get the powder just for
- 4:05Speaker 4: as like a gel, not a gel, but it does
- 4:09Speaker 4: the same thing as sticky.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we can bring him in.
- 4:16Speaker 3: Pugs is cutting a video, so yeah, yeah he can't,
- 4:19Speaker 3: and he's fuming in there.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Honestly, I think he's coming to the end of his right.
- 4:23Speaker 3: Pugs, can you cut to you and the beast. You
- 4:25Speaker 3: just to show over all shucks. Yeah, it's fully shock, Johnny.
- 4:29Speaker 2: I'll be back. It's shacks out in there man.
- 4:32Speaker 4: Yeah. Weekend Maggie, Yes, it was yes nice. I went
- 4:38Speaker 4: to the batch no you did, Yes, and we arrived
- 4:42Speaker 4: on the set be at full tide and it was
- 4:45Speaker 4: a beauty.
- 4:46Speaker 2: It was the ripper of a day, wasn't it.
- 4:48Speaker 4: I just stripped off, yes, straight and plunged into the
- 4:52Speaker 4: freezing cold.
- 4:53Speaker 2: Ocean, dog pedaled around.
- 4:55Speaker 1: Yeah, well I was about I was in there for
- 4:57Speaker 1: about ten seconds.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Yeah, good.
- 4:59Speaker 1: I dive.
- 5:00Speaker 4: I dived and got up and went if dived in
- 5:05Speaker 4: again and went.
- 5:07Speaker 2: A couple of dives in and that's a lot. Yes. Yeah,
- 5:12Speaker 2: that was a good weekend. Workie, workie, working teacher. Yes.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Incidentally, who won between Tongue and Samar in New Zealand.
- 5:19Speaker 4: I don't see that game.
- 5:20Speaker 2: In New Zealand? Great great game of rugby league.
- 5:24Speaker 6: It was the Big Show week days from four on
- 5:28Speaker 6: radio hurarcky. Remember they Big Show podcast.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Is Johnny Braff good staff.
- 5:44Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just recorded. The podcast is a podcast.
- 5:49Speaker 2: It was Yeah, it was pretty cool, but it was
- 5:52Speaker 2: right in a fire exit door.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Everyone move on, so I did.
- 5:59Speaker 4: Everyone was admiring your hair do Johnny.
- 6:05Speaker 5: What I do is I just do lots of inversions.
- 6:08Speaker 2: Well, what's that?
- 6:09Speaker 5: Just? Hanging upside down just fills the not only the thyroid,
- 6:13Speaker 5: the thyroid gland and the portuitory land with blood, flushing
- 6:16Speaker 5: them out, but it also fills your hair follow cales
- 6:18Speaker 5: with blood and nutrients, and that's why it's so thick
- 6:21Speaker 5: and luscious.
- 6:22Speaker 2: I was more interested in the length than the lusciousness.
- 6:25Speaker 5: That's what happens when you hang upside down.
- 6:27Speaker 2: Your hair grows faster, right then it could have n
- 6:30Speaker 2: an a normal rate. John You see what I'm saying.
- 6:34Speaker 2: I don't know how much how much hanging up are
- 6:36Speaker 2: you doing?
- 6:36Speaker 5: That's that's your interpretation of it.
- 6:39Speaker 1: But you've but you've always had lush hair, Johnny, I
- 6:42Speaker 1: have so you know.
- 6:43Speaker 5: I used to call me buff head bruff, you know,
- 6:45Speaker 5: when I was a little fifty five year old lock
- 6:47Speaker 5: it's five years old.
- 6:49Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 6:52Speaker 5: I think I was either bum fluff or buff head was.
- 6:55Speaker 3: My right, and then Jay's was busom.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:01Speaker 4: Bism had nothing to do with here, though, because I
- 7:04Speaker 4: had freckles face.
- 7:06Speaker 1: There was jezz face as well, because Yeah, that's not true.
- 7:10Speaker 4: It's it's it's funny Johnny. I'm now known as Hoidy
- 7:15Speaker 4: jizz Bot what else jan It all comes from Mike,
- 7:22Speaker 4: you know, so of course.
- 7:24Speaker 3: Wow, I think hoy Janis was me. It was definitely
- 7:28Speaker 3: old Mogi.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:29Speaker 3: Just do you want a new nickname, Johnny?
- 7:32Speaker 5: No? Thank you?
- 7:33Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 7:33Speaker 5: Yeah, I have years of colloquialism.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Yeah, talking about So what have you been doing with yourself?
- 7:44Speaker 3: Myself?
- 7:45Speaker 2: Yeah, not someone else.
- 7:48Speaker 5: I've been writing a goth musical goth band with Jermaine Clement.
- 7:54Speaker 5: I'm the new goth slightly shorter Britt Mackenzie.
- 7:59Speaker 2: How good?
- 8:00Speaker 5: Yes good, it's fun.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Because you ran there a year or so? Good, didn't
- 8:02Speaker 2: you two years?
- 8:03Speaker 3: Yeah, we did it.
- 8:04Speaker 5: We did the Comedy Festival a couple of years back
- 8:06Speaker 5: and it was great, sold out. The reviewer called us
- 8:08Speaker 5: a disaster. All the all the public reviews underneath said
- 8:14Speaker 5: things like strongly disagree, that's good, but it was a disaster.
- 8:18Speaker 5: At one point, at one point, Jermaine looks down at
- 8:21Speaker 5: his drum machine and then character goes it says that
- 8:24Speaker 5: I need new batteries. What's happened to see? Get new
- 8:28Speaker 5: batteries and he said, John, I need new batteries. He
- 8:31Speaker 5: left the theater and went off and found batteries for
- 8:34Speaker 5: his drum machine. You I have to stand there.
- 8:37Speaker 1: By yourself, go yeah. Yeah.
- 8:40Speaker 5: The key the keeper making it funny though, is to
- 8:42Speaker 5: just stand there being awkward and not try to fill
- 8:44Speaker 5: it with stuff.
- 8:45Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, how'd you go with?
- 8:49Speaker 4: Yeah? You're still playing the bass, Johnny.
- 8:53Speaker 5: Yes, from the bass played bass can't slap right because
- 8:57Speaker 5: I'm lifted the basses upside down.
- 8:59Speaker 3: So that's why you hang upside down all the time,
- 9:02Speaker 3: so you can play the bass properly and it.
- 9:04Speaker 5: Would be the right way up. Yeah, yeah, either way
- 9:07Speaker 5: it confuses people.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, I.
- 9:10Speaker 5: See you've got a guitar in the studio. That's nice.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Yeah? Is it nice?
- 9:14Speaker 5: Who plays that.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Little strum every now and then?
- 9:19Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 9:20Speaker 5: I should have brought a bass down.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Do you have a little jam?
- 9:22Speaker 2: Go jam?
- 9:23Speaker 3: And I quite a lot of Goth tunes, which ones
- 9:26Speaker 3: just evnocence, a lot of evacence.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Are they go? Yeah?
- 9:33Speaker 3: The Cure, the Cure.
- 9:35Speaker 5: The Cure refused to be called Goth. They don't identify
- 9:37Speaker 5: as Gough, although seventeen seconds is wonderfully goth.
- 9:40Speaker 3: Very e see I would When I think goth, I
- 9:43Speaker 3: think of what's his name, the front man, Robert Smith,
- 9:46Speaker 3: Robin Smith. Yes, he's not God.
- 9:51Speaker 1: When he was a younger feeling he's going to be
- 9:54Speaker 1: now like I'm over that.
- 9:55Speaker 5: All the goths are all in the seventies. Now they're
- 9:57Speaker 5: all there. They're all boomers in a loop and they're
- 9:59Speaker 5: a goth ilumina And he's would be a reluctant member. Yeah,
- 10:03Speaker 5: to pay him for paying the taxi for you to
- 10:05Speaker 5: get him along to the Illuminati meetings.
- 10:08Speaker 3: Because I suppose, like, because if you're a goth, you
- 10:10Speaker 3: have like five years of being a goth and you
- 10:12Speaker 3: outgrow it, whereas he's kind of he's stayed in it
- 10:15Speaker 3: for years.
- 10:16Speaker 2: You know.
- 10:16Speaker 5: He does happy stuff. He does happy stuff now, well
- 10:19Speaker 5: I did back then as well. Happy goth hit on
- 10:22Speaker 5: the door.
- 10:23Speaker 3: Really it's just like you're looking.
- 10:25Speaker 2: It's more of it. No, no, I'm thinking about it.
- 10:26Speaker 2: It's more of a.
- 10:29Speaker 1: Last time.
- 10:29Speaker 3: It was more of a haircut and eyeliner, isn't it.
- 10:32Speaker 5: It's no, it's an ethos.
- 10:35Speaker 2: But I'm saying for him, as you say, is a
- 10:37Speaker 2: pretty pretty happy tunes he's got in there.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually you've got a here do like, it's very
- 10:44Speaker 1: very Robert Smith.
- 10:45Speaker 5: It's becoming I'm developing a trad goth here do so
- 10:50Speaker 5: a big Maine, Yeah, a big main.
- 10:53Speaker 3: What does trad mean?
- 10:54Speaker 5: Bow house, big hair, big hair.
- 10:58Speaker 2: I still don't know what that means.
- 11:01Speaker 1: I send your pictures like, Hey, Johnny, what we're going
- 11:03Speaker 1: to do now? Is going to do it? We're going
- 11:05Speaker 1: to do the radio show. But you're on the radio show.
- 11:08Speaker 2: You want to be on the radio show man?
- 11:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about you know, stuff, acting and
- 11:13Speaker 4: all that.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Ja yeah, so.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Yeah, Jason's doing a show at the moment.
- 11:16Speaker 5: Oh what are you doing?
- 11:18Speaker 3: You can't take about it? But you've probably heard of it.
- 11:22Speaker 1: Lady Chatterley's Lover.
- 11:24Speaker 5: It's called Johnny, Really is it? Is it a film
- 11:26Speaker 5: or a live show?
- 11:27Speaker 2: A show that's a man show. It's just broken with
- 11:30Speaker 2: men show and it's Lady Chetley's lover waiting for Lady
- 11:33Speaker 2: Cheddley to turn up. And he's just jacking it.
- 11:36Speaker 3: We have to beep out you saying the name of it.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Just In was avoiding your contract at all.
- 11:42Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think it.
- 11:43Speaker 3: Well, maybe that pus He seems to not care men,
- 11:46Speaker 3: just leave it.
- 11:47Speaker 5: When Jason and I were teenagers we met. I went
- 11:49Speaker 5: and saw him do the Importance of being Earnest. Oh
- 11:52Speaker 5: my god, classic and here's a start.
- 11:55Speaker 2: Really, how old was he then? How old? Twenty?
- 11:58Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 11:58Speaker 3: About twenty, I think, so, what nineteen years ago?
- 12:01Speaker 1: That's right? Keys?
- 12:02Speaker 3: Really two thousand and six?
- 12:03Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's right.
- 12:05Speaker 4: All right.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Then, Hey, listen to The Big Show four or seven weekdays. Man,
- 12:08Speaker 3: you'll love it. It's on hold.
- 12:09Speaker 2: I can