Go ape and escape the delusional red tape

Tony Funderburk · Apr 10, 2026

Ape man. That’s a mutually exclusive oxymoron. You can find a man. You can find an ape. But you go ape and never find an ape man. Because there never were any. And there never will be any.

And that claim makes a lot of people go ape.

But it ain’t just my knucklehead opinion. It’s a claim backed by over a hundred years of studies, archaeology, and research. And, for over a century, there have been studies of skulls and teeth by people trying to prove evolution is true. And, at best, they’ve come up with inconclusive interpretations. But those could easily be interpreted other…