Dark Shadows (2012): The Tim Burton Parallelogram
It's week two of our Supertobertacular! All month long, we're celebrating Halloween with our picks of not-so-scary movies, ranging from the least scary to, well, not-so-scary.
This week, we're digging up Dark Shadows (2012), Tim Burton's gothic soap opera turned vampire comedy, starring Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Eva Green, and Helena Bonham Carter.
Barnabas Collins has spent 200 years in a coffin, only to wake up in 1972 to discover that his family's fortune is gone, his mansion is falling apart, and the witch who cursed him is still holding a grudge. Also, lava lamps are apparently…
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