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Tardiness | Son of a Boy Dad #261 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 1: It is Tuesday, December seventeenth at twelve forty four twelve
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  Speaker 1: forty four pm, and we are back for another episode.
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  Speaker 2: Good good.
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  Speaker 3: I was in the and it wasn't thrilled about that.
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  Speaker 1: Though maybe you wake up, get out of that fucking
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  Speaker 1: idiot box you got there on your lap.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know we were starting.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just one of those things where when
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  Speaker 2: the two of us are signed, we've had the clap,
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  Speaker 2: which I had to step up and do because you
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  Speaker 2: weren't doing it well.
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  Speaker 3: I only wait so long because I had I had
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  Speaker 3: shit that I had to take care of. Because some
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  Speaker 3: of us were on rapper time today and I've been
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  Speaker 3: here for a while. What then my time?
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  Speaker 2: Then one wonders why you didn't tire of it time
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 3: My time is precious. So like if I have if
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  Speaker 3: I have like even ten minutes of free time during
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  Speaker 3: it at any point in the day, it's immediate. I
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  Speaker 3: gotta start making business moves. I don't think that's money.
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  Speaker 3: I'm leaving money on the table if I don't.
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  Speaker 2: There aren't many people in my life who annoy me
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  Speaker 2: as much as you do that. I haven't cut out
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  Speaker 2: from my life.
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  Speaker 3: Francis texted me this morning. I said, does twelve thirty work?
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  Speaker 3: And you said yes, but actually twelve thirty. And then
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  Speaker 3: you said, Harry moves on rapper time. Racist. First off, whoa, whoa,
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  Speaker 3: whoa rappers can be white.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Eminem was notoriously late.
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  Speaker 3: Really, no, he was notoriously on time.
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  Speaker 1: He was the most punctual rapper of all time. Yes, exactly,
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  Speaker 1: you said twelve o'clock. So this is just a little glimpse.
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  Speaker 1: This is just a little glimpse behind the curtain. Francis
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  Speaker 1: is a racist.
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  Speaker 3: And then I got yeah, I got it all here
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  Speaker 3: twelve twenty eight, and Francis strolled in around twelve thirty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Now let's add a little more piece of context. Originally
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  Speaker 2: we were supposed to meet at noon.
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  Speaker 3: That is true.
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  Speaker 2: That was when we were scheduled for Roan was here
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  Speaker 2: at noon. I was, I've been in the office.
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  Speaker 3: I actually I saw Rome walk in to the room
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  Speaker 3: to the office.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was here at noon.
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  Speaker 2: Now, yeah he was, dude, because I was here at
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  Speaker 2: nine thirty and he came in down stairs at noon.
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  Speaker 3: Relax, the hell are you getting here at nine to
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  Speaker 3: thirty four trying to prove something. I mean, that's just weird.
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  Speaker 1: You might as well be in charge if you're here.
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  Speaker 3: Were you here at nine thirty?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: We're the only person here.
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  Speaker 2: No, there were people here really come to work.
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  Speaker 3: But barstool starting time as ten. Everyone knows that it's
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  Speaker 3: not true. That's what it's been since day one, early
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  Speaker 3: ber it gets the warm, work starts a tent.
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  Speaker 1: There's worms out in the cracks here.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me you've seen the OG video with Dave and fights,
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  Speaker 3: work starts a tent.
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  Speaker 1: I of course I've seen the video.
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  Speaker 3: Someone needs to brush up on their barstool history.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we have our company meeting today. I don't
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  Speaker 1: even know if you knew that.
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  Speaker 3: I did not.
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  Speaker 2: When is that? Do you have a company email?
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  Speaker 3: I do?
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  Speaker 2: When was the last time you logged into that?
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure your contractor?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: I actually have to sign it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, maybe that's why you didn't get the email. I
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  Speaker 1: know you're still technically unemployed. But it's gonna be the uh,
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  Speaker 1: the usual fucking rigama roll from Dave. He's gonna mow
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  Speaker 1: some people down. I think people are gonna get chewed out,
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  Speaker 1: spit out.
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  Speaker 3: I was not mentally prepared for that meeting. Those meetings
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  Speaker 3: always drive me fucking nuts. Why because I like, it's
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  Speaker 3: always like they just say all these people that are
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  Speaker 3: doing better than us, and then they're like, Son of
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  Speaker 3: avoid Ad still exists, I guess, And uh.
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  Speaker 2: Do they even say that.
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  Speaker 3: The first year we did the podcast, we were like
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  Speaker 3: a focal point of the meeting. It was like son
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  Speaker 3: of a Boy Dad macro Dosing killing it. The next year,
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  Speaker 3: and then the next year it was like macro Dosing
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  Speaker 3: is doing really well.
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  Speaker 1: Those meetings like Dave where big Cat will always take
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  Speaker 1: a chance to take a shot at like Minci or
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  Speaker 1: White Sox day. Yeah, we'll be like in fucking Minci's
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  Speaker 1: over here. I guarantee that happens. Oh, we need to
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  Speaker 1: record just that part just so we can put out
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  Speaker 1: the joke as proof. Who do you guys think what's
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  Speaker 1: the odds of the person to have that joke made
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  Speaker 1: about them? I think it's probably negative or like minus
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  Speaker 1: one fifty.
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you exactly exactly what's gonna happen. Mincy will
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  Speaker 3: do something I didn't know my Yeah, his mic will
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  Speaker 3: be on something like that. Jerry will ask an insane question.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do we have to pay taxes?
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  Speaker 3: There was one meeting that we had I forget with
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  Speaker 3: the DIA gout. Wow, I don't want to say that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna. I don't want to put any smile on
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  Speaker 3: Jerry's name.
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  Speaker 1: It's not smut if we had to pay taxes.
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  Speaker 3: He had he asked if we had to pay taxes.
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  Speaker 3: And then there was another meeting for the draft Kings
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  Speaker 3: thing where he asked something. I forget what it was,
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  Speaker 3: but it was crazy and everyone was like nope, But yeah,
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  Speaker 3: those meetings are fun there.
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  Speaker 1: So those are definitely and then White talks. Dave maybe
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  Speaker 1: could be a person that gets shipped on.
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  Speaker 3: Nate Nate, Nate, Smitty.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think Smitty will get shipped on really not anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Why Smitty's in charge now. Smitty won a big lawsuit
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  Speaker 1: against Dave. Now he owned barstool. Damn yeah work quin
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  Speaker 1: no o.
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  Speaker 3: You guys were looking at me like you quit.
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  Speaker 2: No, he's uh. I don't know what's going on there.
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  Speaker 1: Best of best wishes to Smitty.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm hoping for him.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Smitty, you should do stand up.
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  Speaker 2: I do. I did know that he opened for me
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  Speaker 2: and Donnie at Punchline. Yeah, many years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he told me about it. He said that he
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  Speaker 3: said that he was like a big barstool crowd, and
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  Speaker 3: he said that he went out and he just tried
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  Speaker 3: to do like the five minutes that he did like
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  Speaker 3: years ago at like open mics, and he said none
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  Speaker 3: of it was working. So then he was just like,
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  Speaker 3: is innate just a fucking piece of shit? And the
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  Speaker 3: crowd went like nuts. He just completely bailed from the material.
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  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: How much do you guys think Dave makes Where's big cat?
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  Speaker 2: Guys?
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  Speaker 4: Am?
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  Speaker 1: I right? That's hilarious. You know in the bracket today
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  Speaker 1: they're doing stand up comics. Are you guys, either of
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  Speaker 1: you on it?
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  Speaker 2: They asked me to be.
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  Speaker 1: Did it or did you take them up on the offer?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I always I always sort of equivocate. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: is that the right word.
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  Speaker 1: Probably?
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  Speaker 2: I just red.
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  Speaker 3: Last time we did that, we did the Funniest People,
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  Speaker 3: Me and Francis did the White Sox State. What is
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  Speaker 3: the podcast?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the red Line with the red.
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  Speaker 3: Line of the draft, the Draft Walk, the dog Walk.
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  Speaker 3: We did the dog Walk draft and.
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  Speaker 1: You said planked in from SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 3: No, I said, first stand up comedian? I said, Louis
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  Speaker 3: c K. And then they posted like they post the
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  Speaker 3: results of like who had the best draft on like
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  Speaker 3: the barstool Instagram, and everyone was like, whoever took Louis
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  Speaker 3: c K? And overall number one is a fucking idiot?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like real, I was like, I thought
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  Speaker 3: that was like a pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty to pick. Yeah, I think it's a good option too,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean I think planked Hi from SpongeBob ruined
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  Speaker 1: your draft.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't have Planked in from SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 1: Who'd you have from SpongeBob? No One from SpongeBob? Patrick Patrick?
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  Speaker 2: No, you had Patrick?
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  Speaker 3: There was no cartoons involved, were there?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't think Patrick is funny or.
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  Speaker 3: That I had funniest politician I had put in a mine.
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  Speaker 3: People didn't think that was terrible. People thought that was
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  Speaker 3: a pretty bad one. Yeah, and I I kind of
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  Speaker 3: it was. It wasn't a great one.
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  Speaker 2: Real deep to make that work, it's obviously Zelinski. Sure,
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  Speaker 2: well it was a he was a comedian.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't he like an actor? And he played a president
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  Speaker 3: in the show. And then they were like we like
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  Speaker 3: this guy so much in the show, we're just going
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  Speaker 3: to make him the president.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I have not really followed
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  Speaker 2: him that much. I'd rather we focus on our issues
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  Speaker 2: at home.
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  Speaker 1: Understood, Hey, and agreed totally. Who's your guys' top sixteen
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  Speaker 1: seeds for the bracket? Who's your top.
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  Speaker 2: Sixteen funniest people? No comics, Yeah, funniest comics. Chappelle, Chappelle,
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  Speaker 2: Luis Murphy, Eddie Murphy, bi Bill Burr. For me, I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Patrees, Bernie Mack.
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  Speaker 2: Bernie Mack probably put Gatsy in there at this point.
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  Speaker 2: Sebastian Rife, our Gatsy, Sebastian Rife. Chris Rock, Chris Rock,
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  Speaker 2: Chris Rock.
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  Speaker 3: Do you see his monologue?
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  Speaker 2: No very I watched like two minutes of it.
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  Speaker 3: Very funny. I only see they.
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  Speaker 2: Checked him for baby oil on the way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah, that was funny. But he had a joke.
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  Speaker 3: I thought this was like one of the funniest jokes
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  Speaker 3: I've ever heard him tell. But it was about how
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  Speaker 3: people were saying that like Trump's a rapist, and they
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  Speaker 3: were like, we elected a rapist, and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: are people not aware of like the like the history
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  Speaker 3: of America. He's like, I have seven rapists in my
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  Speaker 3: in my wallet right now. That was a great joke.
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  Speaker 1: That is fuck yeah, what a great history. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get us deem monetized with that potty mouth talk, though,
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  Speaker 1: what can you do? Carlin, uh, danger Field, Michelle I
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  Speaker 1: put Seinfeld on there, Seinfeld, Romano Oswalt.
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  Speaker 2: These are a little more gray, a little farther from
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  Speaker 2: the I might go like Sam Kennison, and Uh, I
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  Speaker 2: would put weirdly, this is more of a me thing.
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  Speaker 2: But Lewis Black was somebody that I adored growing up
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  Speaker 2: and thought he was so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Skip on the Daily Show. Skip, I'm going right to You.
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  Speaker 2: Could make an argument for Kevin Hart.
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  Speaker 1: You can make an argument for earthquake.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely earthquake. Maybe Kevin Hart. Kevin Hert's early stuff
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  Speaker 3: was really funny.
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  Speaker 2: Three or four specials in a row. Yeah, when you
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  Speaker 2: put that many out in a row, that are that good?
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  Speaker 2: That got better too? Yeah, I mean that puts you
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  Speaker 2: in the conversation.
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  Speaker 3: John Mulaney definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Patrece Rogan, Tony Mooke.
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  Speaker 2: Have we named a woman yet?
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  Speaker 1: We haven't, said, Michelle Wolf. You guys fucking spit at
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  Speaker 1: the floor show Wolf Selle, Wolf Wolf Blitzer, Wolfgang, Puck,
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  Speaker 1: Wolfgang on a day's mo It sorts.
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  Speaker 2: Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, the boy who cried, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Wolf Comma boy who cried in parentheses?
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  Speaker 1: Obvious Schumer, when she's stealing sassage, best.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, yep. I can't forget about that.
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  Speaker 1: The have you told a story yet about how you
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  Speaker 1: confronted her about that? I heard you've been stealing my
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  Speaker 1: pit and she was like parallel thinking, parallel thinking, and
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  Speaker 1: You're like, it's too fucking close, it's too close for comfort. Schumer,
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  Speaker 1: cut it out. You slapped the latte out of her hand. DC,
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  Speaker 1: we already said d C. Cormier. Yeah, of course he
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  Speaker 1: was like the first one. We said, Dane Cook, that's
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  Speaker 1: a misdirection if iive or so one.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's not. He refers to himself as DC.
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  Speaker 2: Who's the best woman comedian ever? Joan Rivers is the answer.
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  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, over Silverman, over Deman, Joan Rivers over Schumer,
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  Speaker 1: early shit, over one of Sykes.
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  Speaker 3: One one I saw her do stand up at the garden.
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  Speaker 1: Over fucking Ellen Ellen stuff Ellen, there's she said, there's
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: two different ways that you could use this this maneuver
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  Speaker 1: with your hand going up to reach for toilet paper
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  Speaker 1: or going down to reach for pickles.
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  Speaker 2: She had a good bit about getting out of the
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  Speaker 2: shower and scooting across the floor on the bath mat
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  Speaker 2: to get to the towel on the other side. I
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  Speaker 2: don't remember what it was, but it was funny, obviously.
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  Speaker 3: Go Malley, Go Malley. Is that what they're calling her now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Go Malley rest in peace. To go mouse, yeh, goat Malley,
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  Speaker 1: to goat Malley, so to lose, goat Malley. It's been a.
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  Speaker 3: Long Can I tell you about it? Did I ever
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  Speaker 3: tell you about when we were When I was in
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  Speaker 3: high school and they would they like randomly, like junior year,
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  Speaker 3: they started playing music over the loudspeakers in between class,
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  Speaker 3: like in between classes.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of nice.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's terrible. Why it made you feel like you
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  Speaker 3: were in like a fucking movie at all times, and
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  Speaker 3: they would play but they would play songs like that,
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  Speaker 3: like you'd be like they played uh. I remember, I
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  Speaker 3: have such a vivid memory of like walking to my
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  Speaker 3: science class and them playing like h once I was
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  Speaker 3: seven years old, and I was like, I was so mad.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, who is this for? It's the playing music
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  Speaker 3: exactly like who's like everyone pissed off? No one wants
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: to be there, and then they're playing this fucking bullshit
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: like sad music over the loudspeaker.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the clip of the football team
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: singing that song?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Though?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Once that and obviously it's a black football team, so
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: they're a lot better beautiful soul, yeah, Mama told me,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: and they just repeat that part of it. Have you
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: seen this, Francis?
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: No, I haven't. I haven't seen that. I'd like to.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: I love watching football team sing.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look what comes up? Someone sent me a link though.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Someone sent me a link saying that there's a firefighter
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: who's going to be in the next class that has
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: a history of pornography.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Next class of what firefighter?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Like, she's in the next broby class? Oh, who has
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: a pornography background?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I'm very lost?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Someone sent me up.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: How do we get to this?
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I opened my phone. I opened my phone and someone
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: had sent me this link. Oh wow, that's at the
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: top a hubblink which unopened. Though unopened, I never crossed.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: You hadn't even verified your age yet, I could be
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: any age. I usually just tell them I'm underage.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: If you went on a first date with a girl
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: and then went home later that night and saw her
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: in an adult video, would that disqualify her from being
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: in your life or would it incentivize you even further?
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Definitely, wouldn't incentivize me further. Probably would disqualify.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Right, that's definitely.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: I know that's not really a progressive answer.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I have to show you this, please, and we'll get
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: back to this pornography discussion.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: If they started harmonizing, I'm gonna lose it. That's great,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: It's nice, dude.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And none of all their practice jerseys are not the same,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: so you know that that's a school that's really fallen
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: on hard times.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Right, They need to like that. It means more when
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: those are the brothers.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Those are kids that were displaced by Hurricane
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Katrina and by the winds, two different schools, and brought
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: together by more than than the football itself.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: You can you can't. You can break their homes, but
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: you can't break their spirits exactly. And they were bonded
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: by song.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I don't need to see the movie. I don't need
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: an hour and thirty minutes about them. I know the
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: whole story from a thirty four second clip. Yeah, you
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: see it all unfold.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: That offensive lineman there, which is what I'm going to
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: assume he was based on his weight.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Uh, probably played both ways well.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: That and also he misses the first quarter of the
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: state championship, which they miraculously arrive at because he's competing
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: in the a cappella championships, and he goes with the
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: team's blessing, which was hard for them to get to.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: But also he goes with his parents' blessing because they're
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: both pastors and they're like, boy, we.
• 20:28
  Speaker 9: Don't want to singing that devil music.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, But then they that then they
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: come around. It's a real.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Because he's snuck on the bus and then they see
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: him there. They like, drive up and they're about to
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: stop him, but then they hear him singing the a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: cappella and they start crying.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: And they know what it means to him. Yeah, they
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: know what it means to him, Yes, exactly.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I mean, it's unfolds right in front of
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: your eyes. Then there's a guy next to him who
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: tries to like make the kind of like funny harmonies
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: with him. He's like a class clown and all of
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: high school he just wants to be taken seriously. And
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: then they see him in this video class president.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, upward mobility, breaking through barriers. It's all great,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: but it is not as good as coda.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: If these boys were deaf, singing would sound a lot worse.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Boys, your words not mine. Uh, I prefer un coda,
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: yes and uh. And it has nothing to do with
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: the deafness or the racial maker. It will be.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: It'll be wanted to hear them going all different pitches.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Is watching you with He's wanting it. He's wanted more deaf.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Voice the devil or like a deaf band or something
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: like that, like a deaf marching band where they're all
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: playing but none of it sounds.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: I'm sure exist at all.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Deaf marching band. I'll look it up.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: They have to march on a special pad that you
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: think feel the vibrations through their feet.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, France, I took the subway into work today.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy to hear it.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Any bags, no bags. There was an older man walking
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: up the staircase though in front of me, and.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: He grabbed the back of his belt loop and kind of.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: No, I grabbed his ass cheeks, and I kind of
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: just gently guided him staircase.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, this was like grabbing two very left
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: out pancakes, just wrinkled.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: And I was I was walking behind him, and I
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: was thinking about that, and I was like, this would
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: be so funny if I just gently grabbed his ass
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: and started just pushing him up the stairs, just giving
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: you some help.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: He just lets you do it.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the New York version of a Sissophy adventure
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: where at the top of the staircase he just tumbles
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: back on down to you and yeah, fall to the
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: bottom to begin again.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He unhooks his belt buckle, just gives you some raw
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: ass cheek to grab.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: This would be better for the grip for sure.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Sas, do you know what a sissify adventure is? I
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: do you know, Sisyphis? Yeah, of course, it's what happens
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: when you don't wrap up.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Mmm to what happens when you don't wrap up. There's
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: a there's a video about a deaf drummer.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: On that second date with that porn star.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we never got back to that. So what
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: was your answer?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, what is your answer?
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I would like to avoid the sisyphis, so I am
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: not going to see her again sisyphus.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Well, you just there's like a shot or no, there's
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a pill for it. No, is there for syfus?
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: I think there is. I think syphilis is like the
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: easy one of the easier ones these days. I think
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: they're all curable except for herpes, herpees you live with forever.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Well, it is it is PREP. Just treat PREP, just
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: treats and manages HIV symptoms.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I think I think it prevents it from becoming AIDS. No,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I think you don't have it. You don't have AIDS
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: or HIV. You take PREP and it won't let you
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: get it. But once you have it, does it also
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: do something there too?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm asking.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like so it's like a vaccine, like it
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: like like prevents it from coming.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I've said this before. I don't know why
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: a bigger deal was not made about that drug.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have said that because it just.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Solved AIDS and nobody there was no as far as
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: I can tell, there was no like Eureka.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Because people are like, good fucking deal with that.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: There definitely is like a stigma around AIDS still.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: It's just not as funny anymore. There was like a
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: time period where it was far enough removed from nineteen
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: eighty when it all started, but like not enough until
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: like the woke world or whatever twenty thirteen when AIGs
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: jokes reign supreme twenty thirteen. I think it was like
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: ninety six twenty thirteen.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for me, it was definitely twenty thirteen. AIDS was
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: everything I've said it before. We used to say something
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: like if something like you we have a test tomorrow,
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: I'd rather have tomorrow and math. No, you just saw,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Oh that's AIDS.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: The AIDS was your.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Aide for that thing, Yeah, exactly. But everyone said it,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: like everybody.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: And then if you actually got AIDS, would you be
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: like bad news, I have a test.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow, bad news, test tomorrow. Worse.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I took a test and it turns out I have
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: a test tomorrow to Prepah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I don't even think I knew what AIDS was at
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: the time. I think it was just like everyone was
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: under the like that was what AIDS was.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It was bad, it was it was amazing for the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: battle rap community AIDS. I mean making jokes about AIDS.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Was this one dude was like you got an h
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you had an HIV test and got a A I
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: d s ooh so so succinct. That's saint perfect, like
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: tightly written. Yeah, the reveal the level to which it
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: all rhymes.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Ioke with that with that pretty heavily.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: As I think someone just end with someone would just
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: end around with age a dude.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: An AIDS joke still plays that like a solid AIDS joke,
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: does it? Oh yeah?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I think Prep Time Prep not only knocked out the AIDS,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: but I think it kind of ruined it as a
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: fountain for comedy.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: No AIDS is still.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Harry's a different generation.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I think an AIGs joke still hits if it's a
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: good one, like always Sonny and any anytime they bring
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: up AIDS and always Sunny, it's funniest moment of the show.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: But Frank, when they're at the they go to the
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: water park and they're and they're trying to they see
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: that they see the child with cancer get escorted to
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: the front of the line because he is cancer and
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: then uh and then it cuts and it's it's it's
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Frank with like cuts all over his chest and he's
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: walking through the line. He's going, I got the aids,
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: I got the HIV and they let him go to
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: the front of the line.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Speaking of lines, I was. I told you guys, I
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: went to that sports bar on Saturday and got pretty
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: banged up. Did I tell you that? Okay, I went
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: to a bar on Saturday and got in the city
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: middle of the day.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: That's fun.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Uh, just really banged up.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Did you throw up? No, that was earlier in the week.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: That was earlier in the lunch. Threw up after boozy brunch.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: He came to the stand and told me, I threw.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Up after the one you had to get out of
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: here for with all your buddies.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And it wasn't even the booze. It was all
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the red meat I ate and the corned cream cream
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: creamed corn and cream spinach.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: That's way worse.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Created a witch's brew in my stomach because I only
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: had two drinks.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Oh that's soft, then, that's way.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: It was the food that made me throw up.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like a worst puke though.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: And I went home it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Is and will about that. I'm going to tell them drinks.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I went home and my cleaning lady was at
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: my apartment and she had stripped the bed. She stripped.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I went into my bedroom and said, I'm just gonna
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: lie down for a little and she was there's no
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: sheets on the bed, and I said, doesn't matter. And
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: I went in and I lay down on the bear bed,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: just the mattress with yep, with just the pillows with
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: their sort of feather stems sticking out.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Drunk as shit off cream corn.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then forty five minutes later she knocked on
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: the door and woke me up because she had to
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: leave and wanted to make the bed, and because she
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: woke me up when she did, I went straight from
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: the bedroom to the bathroom threw up while she was
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: making the bed. Did she know I have a really small,
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: small apartment. Yeah, so she knew. Yeah, and she's been
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: with me for like ten years. Oh so it was
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: a shame.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: So she held her hair.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: She didn't she she didn't really do anything to create
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: ambient noise that would have deflected.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: From the scent.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: So she's getting a tip then.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Big Christmas bonus.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she saw some nastiness.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: Did you have her hm bathroom might need a little work.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: You have her clean up the fuke.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: She had already done the bathroom.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I know you just finished the bathroom, but could you just.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: But back to Saturday. I was in line, I arrived at.
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: The Yeah, I just blame it on what is this?
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: Did you throw up up in my bathroom?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Why would you use somebody's clean this up?
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: Ten years I've been with you and you throw up
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: in my bathroom.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sick.
• 29:56
  Speaker 9: I'm sick.
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: You're gonna upset me.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Matilda until.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: That would be so funny, that'd be nasty, but very
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: fucked up and not okay. I wouldn't do it, and
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you didn't.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing any underwear right now.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I don't know what happens. A very strange moves, especially
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: with jeans on heavy jeans. I cannot think of a
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: more uncomfortable way to go about the day. You gonna
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: have a bleeding tip, Yeah, with a shaved tip. Nick
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: said that he uh. He said like for his entire life,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: up until maybe the last ten years, he never would
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: wear underwear, and he would wear jeans constantly with no underwear,
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: And he said that he is his that his dick
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: is acallous. He feels no pleasure from sex at all.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: The tip of his penis looks like the thumb of
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: a guitarist.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: It's like a Dominican baseball player's pump, like rowers.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I feel like.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: All the sensations in the shaft. Just lower, lower, lower,
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: don't even put your mouth over the top, just start
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: at the bottom.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Started thinking, were you just trying to show some neck today?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: We're just trying to give the I mean the ladies, uh,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you know, seven years ago accessorise the nipple in a
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: way that we need to be combating against as men.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And I have some brothers, some brothers from back home,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: who h they'll they'll wear the sweatpants with no fucking
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: no underwear. I see a lot on TikTok.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I see a lot of brothers that that they'll they'll sag,
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: no underwear, show neck just so just showing pew front
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: neck just shut like sagging and showing pube. Right, I
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: have an odd move, but I guess that's a big thing.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Show a vein, like the suggestion of a vein. Yeah,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: it's a little out there's insane, it's so out there.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: Ball doesn't even have to sag the pews, just show
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: through his pants the top.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: I finally the other day cogged your damn dream scene.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: It's always because I always.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Get your cleaning over who shaved their toilet?
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: The maintenance man has to come up with gloves gloves on.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: With me for six weeks. We got to talk about that.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: What the d M that I sent you guys that
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I got so the the so I talked about it
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: a while ago. Obviously, if you listen to the podcast,
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: you probably remember when I was in Baltimore, I clogged
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: the toilet at the hotel, and I calogged the toilet
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: at the hotel, and I went downstairs asked for a plunger.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: They didn't have a plunger, so the toilet remained clogged
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: the entire time, so the entire weekend.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: If you're wondering about this, we talked about it for
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: an entire episode.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a longer story, but some dude DM
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: me because everyone was like we were the big The
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: focal point of that episode was like how does the
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: hotel not have a plunger? Right right? That was the
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: kind of the biggest like in what world does a
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: hotel not have a plunger. This dude DM me and
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: said he said, clogged a hotel toilet last night. They
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: send the maintenance guy up with gloves on, no plunger.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Just sending a young cadet into battle with only a bayonet,
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: no fucking gun.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Just fucking latex gloves. Just like jamming your hand out
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: like toilet only wrist high. Yeah yeah, like so it.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Goes past it, not even long gloves. You're still dipping
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: your arm.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: And if that happened to me, I'll be like, dude,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: give me the gloves. I'll do this. If someone's using
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: their hands, I'd rather it be me than you.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I think the technique there is you gotta stir it
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: like you might stir a drink with your finger. You
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: just gotta stir it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: I'd rather a long knife or something, or like bringing
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: a stick.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's gotta be a better solution.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: There's gotta be a better solution. That poor maintenance man
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: who had it worse that maintenance man, or Francis is
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: cleaning lady.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: That maintenance man by a low. Yeah, he had to
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: fucking put his hands in someone's shit.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: It can't have been the first time, though, dude, I mean,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: and how do you not quit after the first.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: But how do you not be like, hey, I'm just
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: gonna I'll just bring in a plunger.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: They're one dollar.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: If this is gonna be something you guys are gonna
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: make me do on a daily basis, having to go
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: up and just raw dog shits all day, Like maybe
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: we invest in a plunger.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Or he like walked past the line of plungers.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I like this shit. Yeah, I'm doing it the old fashion.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: I live for this shit.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, show this man that what a man is supposed
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: No maintenance guys have any integrity anymore. This is how
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: it's meant to be.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: It's like, is the way his grandfather did it. So
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: it's like in the movie The Italian Job when the
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: safe crackers will open it by touch and feeling it.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm gonna have to go analog.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it's an instant release.
• 35:08
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• 35:08
  Speaker 3: It should be all good. If you get any more problems,
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: let me know.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: The toilet explodes behind him as he walks, just like.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Taps the back of the toilet a couple of times.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And from that day Ford he never used a
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: plunger it again, like a hind bottle, like you tap
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: fifty seven. I think just has a steposcope up to
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the back of a toilet.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: It's like it would be funny to go, and it's
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: just all he's just like trying to find the source
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: of the problem. It's just all closing his eyes.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: You find out when he walks out that he was
• 35:46
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• 35:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's not blind lady this morning.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: No yeah, yeah by seeless matter a cross.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Blind lady this morning at one of those uh like
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: little side street general markets on the train off the
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: train station, and I was like, how did you even
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: how do you even know that's day?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: How'd you find it? How do blind people find brail?
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Because I've been wondering this for.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: So long, Dude, Brail's got to be I'm gonna this
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: might be pretty dumb to say. I think brail, Like
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: do blind people even use brail?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: That's like letters writing letters?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: But like if you're going to the bathroom and they're like, oh,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: the bathroom's over here, like then what or what is
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: the chance that the wall that you're touching?
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: I think there are a lot of blind people who
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: don't have a person with them to say that's the
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: men's that's the women's. If that's what you.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Mean, bathroom is the most then how do you even
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: know where the bathroom is?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Because first of all, not all blind people are equally blind.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Some some can see.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shapes, but most of them are probably like Daredevil,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: and they just hear a toilet flush and they just
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: are like they could echo located like a Dolph the world.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Your senses and enhance. You probably smell the ships. Yeah,
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: you got like the Barnes and Noble.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: You can hear like the distance between the penis shaft
• 37:11
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• 37:13
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• 37:18
  Speaker 1: must be the men's room.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You hear the fucking overwhelming sound of liquid being
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: dumped into the toilet, and you go, that must be
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: the woman's bathroom. So like someone fucking fire hydrant just exploded.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: A bag of wine just fucking splatters, like you pop
• 37:38
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• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Gros I was, I was, I was in line at
• 37:46
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• 37:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, did you talk about this on the pod already?
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: You're being so generous as as to us letting those
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: fucking step all over.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I'm okay with it. I've learned uh to be patient.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: We did get some good riffs in there.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Those are yeah.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: The toilet stuff was good.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, I'm glad.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I waited, yeah, patiently.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: But I got in the line and my friends were
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: already inside, and there was a gigantic line because it
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: was Santa Con.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes, yes.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: And it's the toughest door in the city. That's what
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: we've been saying.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: This place is a tough door, tough door door. Yeah,
• 38:25
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• 38:29
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• 38:35
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• 38:39
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• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Our Christmas attire is going to be allowed in today.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: And every single person in line had done Santa Con
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: and was wearing a Santa hat some bullshit, and there
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: was just a guy going up and down the line
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: telling these people like you can't wear that. We're not
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: letting you in if you're in there, and people would
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: just take it off, get inside and put the hat
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: back on. But I was in the very back of
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: the line. My friends were inside. There were probably forty
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: people between me and the door, all dressed in Santa shit,
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: and the group in front of me. People kept joining
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: their group from out of the line, and all of
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: these people knew who I was, and they were like,
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: franzis what are you doing in line? You should be
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: able to cut the line, and I said, no, I
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: can't do that. And for whatever reason, this just was
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: a big collection of people that knew who I was.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: They were all wishing me well and surviving barstool things.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Like that, what's Santa con, that's our demo?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: They were trying to They were trying to urge me
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: to go to the front. They kept trying to convince
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: me that I was worthy of cutting everyone. But I
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: knew that the worst thing that could happen, absolutely would
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: be for me to take them up on their advice,
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: go to the front and be like, here I am,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: and the guy'd be like, I don't fucking care, and
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: then have to walk back to the back in shame, yes,
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: which I said would be more shameful than the walk
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: you do to the top of the water park slideline.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: You get to the slide, chicken out and have to
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: go back down. Yes, which was featured in Malcolm in
• 40:22
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• 40:26
  Speaker 2: that you could have.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: I had a similar walk of shame. I think I
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: told that when I had to get when I was
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: young and I was skiing and I had to get
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: brought down on the stretcher because I couldn't go down
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: the black Diamond.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know that story.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I've definitely told that story, but.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: That doesn't sound like the type of skiing prowess that
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: would lead you to grinding rails.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I was very young. Yeah, well I was in second grade.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Real park rats start, ye, not me.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: I started. I was a light bloomer. And but so
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: what happened.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: I just stood there patiently and kept sort of deflecting,
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: and now they were like talking to me, and then
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: one of them said something and he spit all over
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: me by accident.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you have to confront And then I wanted him.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I kind of wanted him to like wipe it off himself. Yeah,
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: don't you think what you had a glob of spit
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: on my coat?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: What was the outfit? Give us the outfit and the prices?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Was it your good coat?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: It was good stuff. It was not my my really
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: really good coat, but it was a very good coat.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: And it was like fift far And now I'm like,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like pissed for you.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: I had a glob of spit.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: That would like that would that would send me over
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: the edge. I don't know what I would do.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: And I wanted him. I didn't know. I couldn't say, hey,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: can you can you wipe that off so that I
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: don't have to And I just sort of let it
• 41:50
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• 41:54
  Speaker 2: didn't want to go like I didn't have it. I
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: didn't really know what to do. I didn't throw.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: Up, Yeah, you let the bit set in your coach.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: All he did was he was like, I just spit
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: all over you. Sorry, So he knew what he saw.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: He was a big he was like fcs and it
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: just all came out in fucking.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: You gotta grab his sleeve for his Santa hat or
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: his elf costume and just be like, hey, let me
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: borrow this and just do it and make him make
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: a joke of it to use him.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: And and he to the to that point he wasn't
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: afraid to touch me, because then he started grabbing my
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: shoulder and trying to pull me to go to the
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: front of the line to cut everyone.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Oh that sounds like hell.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: It was not great. It was not great.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: That's why you had to get Yeah.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: And then finally one of my friends came out and
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: told the bouncer, Hey, he's part of our group or something,
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: and they let me in.
• 42:46
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• 42:47
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• 42:50
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• 42:58
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• 42:59
  Speaker 2: I think I think he was the worst.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: I think he was the least.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I think he was the worst.
• 43:04
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• 43:06
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• 43:08
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• 43:10
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• 43:14
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• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's hilarious. It's really good. Yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, I need to I need to educate myself
• 43:22
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• 43:29
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• 43:32
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• 43:36
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• 43:40
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• 43:43
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• 43:46
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• 43:49
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• 43:53
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it.
• 43:54
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• 43:55
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• 43:57
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• 43:58
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• 43:59
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• 44:02
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• 44:05
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• 44:07
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• 44:14
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• 44:18
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• 44:21
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• 44:24
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• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I got check it.
• 44:27
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• 44:33
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• 44:40
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• 44:43
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• 44:48
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• 44:50
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• 44:54
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• 44:59
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• 45:02
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• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I was very excited to see the movie, and I
• 45:11
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• 45:15
  Speaker 3: I don't want to go see it when I'm back home.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Why not You want to be able to tell everyone,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: have you seen this movie?
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the movie theaters back home are not the
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: movie theaters that they are here. There's no recliners.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: There must be some that have recliners for sure in Boston.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to be going to a movie
• 45:31
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• 45:32
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• 45:34
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty confident you could find one that has recliner
• 45:37
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• 45:38
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• 45:40
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• 45:42
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• 45:44
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• 45:51
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• 45:53
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• 45:57
  Speaker 3: I went to school in Chicago, and then when I
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: moved here the mo movies, right, that was the first
• 46:01
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• 46:03
  Speaker 3: the recliners.
• 46:03
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• 46:06
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• 51:20
  Speaker 3: The women are Bulgarians, perhaps maybe Bulgary.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I think it was a Bulgarian split squad. I think
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: that he was doing not weighted, but enough that it
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: was a good amount of exertion. Kettlebell swings, probably fifteen pound.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Kettle what's the one where you put your you put
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: one leg elevated like that and then you squat.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he was doing.
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: That's what he was doing.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Those are hell those are tough, tough on the knee.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Those are so yesterday.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: He was perspiring. That's a perspiring exercise, yea. And then
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I check over. The two women are fucking cranking like
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: an overhead press type of thing. They're watching a video.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Armpit hair, arm pit hair, and the room was you
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: could see the smell.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Ladies, Can we class it up? Please?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Can we class it up? Well?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Then we don't ask for much as man. I mean,
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I saw then a clean shave.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I wasn't even asking for that. It was there. It
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: was painting the picture with the smell that. It was
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: like a strong smell and there were clear culprits, never
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: had seen them before. But whatever I hit, hit the incline,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: tread fifteen two point eight and fifteen fifteen on the incline?
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Oh how long our what?
• 52:31
  Speaker 8: No?
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: For real?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Two point eight?
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: You do an hour hour on fifteen.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: On the elevation.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: That's criz. Dude, I did twenty minutes on fifteen on
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: three point one, though I do three point five.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: I'm at two point eight, but I don't even if
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: even if I went to two point eight, an hour
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: feels like an eternity.
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: I did twenty minutes and I was drenched in sweat.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I did that three times this week.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: You throw a show whatever I motored through.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Dude throwing on a show watching Barsel Survivor while doing
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: it like dude, you forget that you're exercise howling.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: I have to play games. I have to play back
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: game in her chest while I'm.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Doing which is a little bit more core for you. You're
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: engaging your lower Oh do you have your hands on
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: the shot? I don't touch that neither.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: You've got a free walk in doing that is you're
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: not even exercise.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: You take the incline out of it like that.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: You know who is a big proponent of that move?
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Girls? Yeah, yeah, well girls kind of also invented the
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: incline treadmill walk. I know, but I mean it is
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: a girl working well, but tide me.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: It is very girl, and maybe I shouldn't be the
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: one who's coming into their space and telling them how
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: to do it. But they're just dangling all.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like walking in zero gravity.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's actually I think it's actually easier than just walking.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: It's more of an arm workout than anything. Yeah, you're
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: really just engaging your but it is.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: Good training for pushing a baby stroller.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, holding dragging a baby stroller down a hill. Yeah,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: but uh so these people leave, the three people leave,
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and uh most of them. There were like eight people
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: in at Max, which is not that big of a gym,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: but there are a lot of people. It gets down
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: to like two or three people, and there's turnover because
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: I'm on there for the hour, and another woman comes
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: in gives me a dirty look and cracks a window. Wow,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: as if I because there's no visual evidence of these
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: three other people who were in the room.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Clear culprits, Yeah.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Clear culprits. The type of exercises, their physiogenetic traits.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that right. Uh, you could have said.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Something, not my not my stinch lady.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: I think you say it smelled this way when I
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: got here. I'm with you. It's terrible. Greeks. Bulgarians, Yeah
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: that they were.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Both Bulgarians were in here earlier. Romanian dead lifts, Bulgarians flips.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Squads, Hungarian wrapped cities.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: I just want to give you a little heads up.
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: A couple of Italians were in you when I got here,
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: not me.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I should have given her, I should have started to
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: lift away by her and just give get a whiff.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: That's dove.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's old spice. That's that's my little secret right there.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: That's actually women's social contract. Dove, my little secret secret.
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: All right, I got I got a good thing. I
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: got really good exercise for you guys, and I'm gonna
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: try to do it with this one.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: I did hit us. So if you're clean like that,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: my shoulders popping out with that, my arm would be
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: on the ground next to you.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: If I did that, my arm is going with the
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: with the kettlebell through the ceiling. I mean, don't even
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: that you just wanted to show off.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: No, don't do that.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Don't be given that. Don't be giving us that work
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: out like that's and that either of us could do.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: To do it with a thirty five.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do it, and you do start.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: I don't even know why I could do that without
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: weight ten on each side for like four sets and
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: you get you hit so many different muscle goods. I
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: That's a good fold.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what my wife. My wife has some
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: uh some of the five pounders, you know, and I'll
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: put one of the sandbag wristlets on and I'll do that.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Just do it kind of freeway body weight.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have done it with the left hand. Imagine
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: if the Joe Rogan's face it smashed the watch, you.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Probably could at least you could see on It for that.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of a surprise that on It hasn't reached
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: out to us and been like thanks for broadcasting our product.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I did have five different guys reach out and say, Hi,
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I'm a custom kettlebell moled forger, let me know if
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: you want us to make you one, and I went
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: are you for real? And they went no, each and everyone.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: Five different guys made that joke, which was great.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: That's classic.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I would love to how it's made episode about forging
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: our faces into kettlebells.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: I'm not a huge workout like that. That looks like
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: you're doing that workout at the gym. A lot of
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: people are watching no being like, what's up with this
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: fucking guy? Dude.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't really First of all, I don't really
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: care to me like, when I'm at the gym, I
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: stay in my space. I don't make much noise, and
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I don't. The biggest thing that bothers me at the
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: gym more than anything is people who are on a
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: rack or in a bench or at a station and
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: they're just on their phone sitting there wasting space that
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: could be used.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Yea.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: So my whole thing is I'm trying to get through
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: it as fast as possible. Wipe it down, free it
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: up for the next person. I put my weights back
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: on the right racks. You know, I'm a good I'm
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: a good gym.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Put your weights back where you found him, wipe them off,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: leave it cleaner found it or yeah when you found it.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah fucking christ. Yeah.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Hey, look, I'm glad that we all have proper gym eticette. Yeah,
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: because there's a lot of people out there that do not.
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: There's a guy at this gym I go to on
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: it's the Lifetime on twenty third and sixth, and uh,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: there's an area of the gym where.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: That's where Daniel is, where Daniel Penny was on his
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: way too. Really that Lifetime huh, go ahead, Okay, you
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: probably worked out with him.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Mait what I'm lost here.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: And he's the guy who choked and killed the homeless
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: guy somewhow. But there's an area where there's treadmills and
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: they are two rows that are facing each other and
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: then in the middle of them, it's just an open space.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: But nobody really uses it because you're like you're in
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: the You're in the middle of like twenty people on treadmills,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: who were watching you and working out. There's one dude
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: who goes in there, and I've seen him there every
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: single day that I've been there, at peak hours five o'clock.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Who all he does is he's got this like, uh,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: he gets one of those boxes, like the foam box
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: that you do a box jump onto, not foam but
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: whatever padded thing. Yeah, and he jumps onto it and
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: does a handstand. But it's not like a controlled handstand.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: I mean he's waving. He looks like he's in a pool.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And he's waving his feet around and holding on
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: for like three four seconds and then he falls off.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: It looks like he's trying to learn how to break dance. Yeah.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: And he's doing this in the most visible place, clearly
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: thinks he's showing off. Yeah, but looks insane, complete bald,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: sort of skinhead, lots of tattoos that don't and he
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: wears a wife beater with yellow shorts.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Oh well that's why you need to know.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: But he's like, but he's like kind of why, I mean,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: he doesn't he's he's true, he's trim, but it's the
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: most disruptive, freakish exercise.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like when people do ship like that
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: that I've ever seen, Like you ever see when the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: dudes do the like they'll they'll they'll grab the pull
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: up bar and then they'll put their legs around it
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: and they'll do like the full like body props and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: it's like, dude, just do sit up.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: That would be so much more controlled and discrete than
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: what this guy is doing.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: It's not that discreete though, when you're working out and
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: then you look over and there's a dude upside down.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: That workout is only acceptable if you're on a playground
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: with jeans and tim Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no shirt.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: That's the only time a music video with Doctor Dre.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: That this is a fifty cent for you, and I'm
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: gonna show hold me into my hoist dog ahead and
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: be me fifty high. Noware I'MSMVP?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going anywhere, so you should get to
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: know me.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: You obviously don't know that bro hated or love it Bro.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: I know the song I put Lamborghini doors on my
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Escalade low pro so low looks like I'm riding on
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: blades the guy from Schultz.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I were a girl at your gym, I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: would be in the dead center, just like filming myself
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: working out with all the treadmills right behind me and everybody.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, look at these perverse watching me work out. Yeah,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: it gets so much online fucking love for that.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What's the etiquette of asking a girl out at
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: the gym? Is there any way to do that anymore?
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Or is that just completely strictly forbidden? We all understand
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: we can't do that.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: You wait until they're filming and then you do it.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: That sounds like death.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: I think you wait till they're doing some like uh,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: lateral pull downs or something, and then you go and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: you just grab the bar and rip it down with
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: one arm, show her how strong they are, and you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: go me, you rockos tonight. Make sure you don't make
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: sure you don't wear any sanic gear. Yes, they want
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: to let you in, and you.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Just let them and then you disappear.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I feel like I say this because it's understood that
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to ask girls out that you work with, right,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: not that I not that I would not nothing against
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: the women here. I just I don't know.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, people get married here, scary scary here, and
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: they get married.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: Work, Jim, these are off limits. I feel like those
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: are two pretty prominent places.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: There are third spaces these days, or you know, I
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: guess work is a second space, Jim.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's kind of like you shouldn't because
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: I feel like that's like going up to someone who's
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: like in the middle of meditating and being like, hey,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: do you want to go out to do you want
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: to fuck me?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: But but okay, so fair enough, agreed, agreed, But but
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: what about if you wait till they're done meditating? Slash
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: done work out?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Step one Step one, both of the people have to
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: be really hot.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: You have to be super hot.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Both of them have to be really hot for it
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: to work.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Like you could pull off the going up to a
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: girl at the gym, like you're like a jacked in
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: shape dude.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like so is everybody at the gym.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, oh god, no, there's a mistake.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: If I went up to a girl at the gym,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: they'd be like, oh, yeah, could you wipe down the
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: like they think I was an employee.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: They think the Purple Planet fitness.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: But I think step two is there has to have
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: been a lot of eye contact made between the parties
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: unless that's big.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: That's big, Like if.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: You just go up to somebody who's like in their
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: own world with big headphones on and like low hat
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: or something like, what the fuck are you talking about?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Who are you?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: And it's got to be you got to be throwing up.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: A lot of weight you think, I don't know.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Yes, one dude, you can't like if because if it's
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: a girl that works out a lot, say yeah, like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: if she's benching like one thirty five or something, I'm.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: Gonna I'm gonna stop you right there. I'm not asking
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: as a girl who's benching. That's just not really the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: type I'm looking for right now, no offense. But if
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: you're if you're benching as a woman.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Even squatting though, if you're, if you're, if.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: You I'd much rather ask out a girl who's.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: Sure you're asking if you're. If you're on the say
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: you're on the squad rack and there's a girl next
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: to you on the squad rack and she's putting up
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: because I mean you you've seen girls squat some of
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: those girls are thrown up like three fifteen.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: But if you're benching with a bar, if you're benching
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: with some dumbbells. Okay, maybe just like something like get.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: The Yeah, fine, finee.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: But if you have a bar, if you have somebody
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: spotting you and you're benching.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's insane.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane behavior.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: I think you've got to be putting up a lot
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: more weight than they are to even consider asking them out.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: Well, sure, I mean, yeah, I'm not looking for a
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: fucking body.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: I guess this is really only applying to me. Yeah,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: I guess there's not that many girls out there that
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: are out benching you.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean I'm not I'm not out here
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: trying to find some girl to peg me at the gym.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm not looking to get fucking ragdolled in
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: the what is it the Samoan position, It's called Amazon.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Those were the guys like this and then they oh yeah,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: yeah you but it's still yeah, so what you were?
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: You were you in a situation where you know, thinking
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: about asking.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: You There's a lot of really attractive women at the gym,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: and I I don't even dare look at them really
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: or or try to solicit any sort of flirtation because
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: of all these tiktoks that I've seen in the videos
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: I've seen of guys, you know, girls filming themselves and
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: be like, look at this creep, who's yeah, just said
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: hi to me or watching me or whatever. I mean,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: I get it. It's not the right place. So I
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: just am I too right off. Entirely, the gym is
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: a place of yeah, saying hi to someone.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: You know that song where it's like it's a man's world.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: It is not a man's world anymore. It is a
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: woman's world. Patriot basically is on them to ask you out.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: A look, the patriarchy has been pegged.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: It's the patriarchy has been bent over the barrel. Yes,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: patriarchy was screaming.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the patriarchy got amazoned.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: The patriarchy had ice on there, pussy.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: I saw a tweet about did you guys see Jalen
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: Hurts his necklace?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: It's did you see his necklace? Everybody's basically like, what
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: is why don't rappers have necklaces?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: This nice?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: This this necklace is so fucking insane, so fucking expensive.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: They're saying the difference between like Justin Jefferson and like
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: Jalen Hurts, his diamonds can haired to like just.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Look at there, like a billion going viralill be like,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: why don't your rappers diamonds do the like these ones.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're pretty much saying that, like the rappers diamonds
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: are fake and that's what real diamonds looks like.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Dude, I like this tweet. I'm sorry to cut you off,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: So I like this tweet that a woman put out.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: She said, I know that chain feels so good on
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: a booty hole, like like it's like on a short chain,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: and I've been trying to figure out the logistics of that.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: What do you have? Do you have a prolapsed sort
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: of like hook for a Christmas ornament?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Like where is his face going that the chain is
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: on the booty hole.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: The upper the lower back.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Do you unclasp it and then shove it in like beads?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: Because it's too short to me, it's not like a
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: dangling chain. It's like he's railing her out and there's
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: chain or is he just like pressing it on it
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: like a key card for entry? Is he just swiping
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: like he's trying to get into the office like Bob Lazar's.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, speaking of Jalen Hurts, You see that the power
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: rankings came out and they've got Eagles at number one.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: ESPN about that, I mean the Bills Bills have, Bill
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: has got to be number one, right, lost to the Rams,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: but they beat the Chiefs and the Lions.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: They just lost to the Rams, but they.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Just beat the Lions.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: It's all just it's all just bullshit.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: They've got the dude, they've got the Broncos at six.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Broncos are wagon like brother.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: Broncos up pretty high to what didn't they have?
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: The Packers up prettys have but the Packers are good.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Broncos are nasty bro Broncos defense that dude,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Nick Bonito.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Broncos defenses is really strong. But their offense,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's not a number six offense.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: They win a few more games and they get some
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: home field advantage in the playoffs, Broncos could be a problem.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: He runs the way that he runs like Josh Allen,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: like Drake May.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: What's funny about that?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: D I'm agreeing with you. Drake May has the second
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: highest per yard average of any any rookie or something.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Doesn't he average like ten yards of rush or something?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Insane statistic.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: I was at the game, Drake May took off on
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 3: like a fifty yard run. I almost orgasmed. People were screaming.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: I really think that there are four to five legitimate
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: candidates for m v P this year that are like all.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Drake May, Bonnicks, who else They're gonna get you?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Well, you'd have to throw Lamar in again.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: But he's like, I think he's like number.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: Two right now, Lamar Josh Allen.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I think Josh Allen's like, like the I'm them in order. Oh, okay,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: Burrow if the dude Burrow should be in my Joe
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: Burrow is unbelievable, is terrible, But it's just the defense.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: It is terrible. Sad he's having the best, isn't he
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: having the best year of his career? I think he
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: might be like, dude, he's he's averaging like four touchdowns
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: a game.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they still suck. It's gotta be so frustrating
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: to be playing that well and losing all the time.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: So put I think they've said that they've it's like
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: maybe like I was reading some statistic where it was
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: like he'd like, they're one of the only teams to
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: ever put up like forty forty points in three games
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: and lose all three of those games.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: That's so bad. He was like cursing out as coach.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, said he, this is fucking embarrassing. Yeah, and they
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: won that game.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks because.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: They were playing the Titans, Like it is embarrassing. But
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: the Titans actually do have a pretty good defense.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: Might you might I wouldn't put Derrick Henry in there,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: I guess, but but like Derek Henry's a numbers aren't
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: that far off from Saquon's. It's just that team is
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: much better.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: Jarrek Goff's throwing for like five touchdowns in multiple games
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: where he just.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: Through for four sixty yards last night.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: You'd never have a receiver on there. But Jamar Chase
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: is out of his fucking Jamar Chase.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: See, I don't get it. I don't get why. Like
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: I get it, it's like a quarterback award now. But like,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: like I did agree with you, I don't know why
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Jamar Chase wouldn't be not there for MVP. I mean,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: he's playing unbelievable.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Amon Roz having a really good season.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Justin Jefferson.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: Did you see the statistic that Justin Jefferson is the
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: fastest player ever just seven thousand yards.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't see that. That's crazy.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: But to be honest with you, I don't really know.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: I'd rather not talk ball anymore. So nice watching.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: I'm really just felt so good hearing you rattle off
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: those stats.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Justin Jefferson and I think Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: are more lethal duo than they might be Jamar and
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: T Higgins.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: Or AJ Brown and Davante.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: Brother. They're not in the race.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Did you see there?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: They are levels below.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: They both had over one hundred yards this week, they
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: had ten and nine catches, and they both had a touchdown.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Do you watch ball or are you just a red
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: zone guy? Because you're sounded like just a red zone guy.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: It sounds like you don't watch the actual game, like
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: you don't Brian Tape, like you don't listen to the pods,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: like you're not on PFF, like you're not looking at
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: all the all sad things.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Dude, Jordan or Jamar Chase and Justin Jefferson. So DeVante Smith,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: I would say one hundred percent competes with T. Higgins
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: and Jordan Addison, maybe even as better than both of them.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: AJ Brown is not even in the same realm as
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Jamar Chase and Justin Jefferson.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: I think he's in the same realm, not even in
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: the same galaxy.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Brother, whoy yards? Does agent bron have a season four
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: to five?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe he's been injured, he's been injured, he's been bitching,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: he's been moaning. I mean, he doesn't do anything, dude.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: He had one hundred and ten yards and a touchdown
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: this week. The fuck are you talking?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: You had a good one good game. He's not putting
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: up dude, like Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase are putting
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: up like like three touchdowns.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the Eagles are up like fucking twenty points
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter, So they run the ball with
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Saquon twenty times in the second half. They're not throwing
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: the ball.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Saquon does have more carries than any other running back
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: in the league this year.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: I got a good question for you guys, is if
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: you have a player that you like but is not
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: on your team, is it a bad look to buy
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: their jersey?
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: If you were asking for a Jumior Gibbs jersey for Christmas.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Francis and I already have that covered.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Well, that is that a bad look to get a
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Jamier Gibbs, I think you.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: Have to get it in like an off color. You
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: can't be wearing the Hawaiian blue that the Lions wear,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: but I think you are Honolulu blue. I think you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: have to get it in the black colorway.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I got it in the Hawaiian blue because the black
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: colorway was sold out.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of people are on this. Probably a
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: lot of people are like the black colorway, but I
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: want it to be known.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: My mom was asking me what I want for Christmas.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: I was like, I don't really want anything. But then
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: I was like, why don't I get a jersey. That's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: a good gift and I'll actually use it. And so
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: my first one was Gonzales on the Patriots, but that's
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: sold out in every recolor, in every size, so that
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: was not an option. And then I was like, well,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: who else do I want a jersey for? And I
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: was like, well, Josh Allen will be going. But then
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, I'm not going to get another
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: another quarterback. I'm not going to get another team's quarterback.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 3: That's too far, that's stick riding. I have a Drake
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: May jersey. I have my Mac Jones jersey. I don't
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: need another quarterback. And then I was like, who's a
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: player that I like. Jamiir Gibbs was thinking about Jamar Chase,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: so I went Jamir Gibbs and then they didn't. I
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: really wanted the black, dude. The black is so sick.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: If you had gotten Jamar Chase, what color would you
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: have gotten?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: The black?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Oh? Really?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And the orange was pretty cool, and I really
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: wanted the Patriots Gonzales red jersey.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: Red jerseys are pretty loud. I don't like that.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: What you should do.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Jerseys are pretty loud. I'm not going to wear the jersey,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: like just to the podcast. There's something that I will
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: wear in my apartment on Sundays.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Here's here.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: It would be a prob or perhaps the super Bowl
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: if the Lions go to the super Bowl.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Here would be a pro move. You get the have
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: his Hunter Patriots jersey.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 3: Thought about that. I thought about that, Travis custom I
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: genuinely did think about that. But I don't know what
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: his number is going to because he said he's not
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: gonna go He's not gonna go twelve if he goes
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: to the Patriots. Yeah, because Brad because of Tom Brady.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: But I think that you, uh, if you just get
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: like one Hunter one, it will be even more rare
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: if you have the wrong number, like it would be
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: legendary if yeah, because if you're like, oh shit, he
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: got it before Travis Hunter even had a number, like
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: he called his shot.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: That's kind of dick right. That's like when people get
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: the fucking super Bowl tattoo before the super Bowl happens
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: and then their team loses in the fucking divisional round.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: You should get Travis Hunter's girlfriend tattooed on you. That
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: would be the true fucking Patriots fan move. Have you
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: seen his girlfriend?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: No, I heard about her. I heard she caused a
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: ruckus by not standing up.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: She can't stop causing ruckuses. And then she just put
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: out a statement about it and was like, I said
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't like him, but I only said I didn't
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: like him because he's a cheater, not because he's ugly.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: About her boyfriend.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 3: Oh wow?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Really, she was like, I said, I didn't like him
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: at first, and he wasn't my type, but it was
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: because he's a cheater, not because he's ugly.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Damn she b dude. I felt her technology in multiple
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: of those. I didn't know he was cheating on.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Her, but no, no, he cheated before her.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: Oh I see, I see dude. Those but those videos
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: of him like he like that game, I forget what
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: the game was. It was a couple of weeks ago
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: where he had like fucking seven touchdowns and twenty and
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: some insane game and then he like walks over to
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: his girlfriend and she's just like pissed. And I was like,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: oh my god, that would be so imagine having like
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: the game of your life and then walking over and
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: your girlfriend's like I want to hear no, I want
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 3: to be here.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she explained that she was like I already
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: had said congratulately. It was just like the most lukewarm explanation.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: He's gonna pull ceedee lamb isn't No, it didn't see
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: the lamb do that.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. At the draft the draft, his girlfriend like
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: trying to take it one of his phones and he
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: was like.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he broke up with her, like immediately after
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: he got drafted.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: You know who else did that? Russ Russell Wilson. Really no,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: maybe not immediately, but his girlfriend looked crazy at the
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: draft and then eventually he broke it off with her
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: and married Tierra. Yeah, mom's yeah, won't let the girlfriend in.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: That's how that that should be. Like the true test
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: of genetic athleticism for draft prospects is like how fast
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: your mom can block out the girlfriend? Like, do you
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: have the l just like her? Three? Does she has
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: the lateral movement to block out like multiple like girlfriend's
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: side piece, potential girlfriend, snow bunny? Can she swap the
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: snow bunny? All right?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: All right, well we got to uh hate to be
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: that guy, but we actually have to do our parlay.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh god, and it's early.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's your turn, by me.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: By me?
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: The uh yeah is this if you wind up not
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: putting one hundred, because I could see you being like, oh,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: this will probably lose, and then you put like ten
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: dollars instead of one hundred, you will have to pay
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: us What the amount would be?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: At one point I had the option to cash out
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: for thirty dollars in the one PM games, which when
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: you have a fifteen leg parlay I think is actually
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: pretty solid.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got the thrill for about ten minutes paid.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: I was curious what the cash out would have been
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: if we had hit on all.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Of the one pms, it would be insane.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: Well maybe you still have like seven or eight legs
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: left because they were what there was. They're three games
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: tonight or maybee.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 3: My mom just sent me this photo of me.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: But it's she said, it's from high school, but it
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: says twenty seventeen to twenty. It looks like I died.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: And I said, what is this from?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Well, there's your year in high school? Is for? Is
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: two years? Right, start and fall of twenty seventeen? You
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: end in.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, I guess that makes sense junior year season?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is she predicting your death?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: Dude?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Fucking Greg Heffley.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: All right, come on now, all right, get serious. This matters.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: Focus on this matters. Hey, I think this is going
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: to be the week too. I think this is gonna
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: be You're really on the hunt.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: Last we were.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: Really on the hunt. And I think things are you know,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: I think like it's things are getting clearer.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: What are we What lessons did we learn from last week?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: Is there anything that I think I think we got
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: to be less We'll get out, get away from the
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: over overunders.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: What I was going to say as well, I.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: Think we Well, it's not that we can't, it's just
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: we can't if we're gonna do the over under, we
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: can't just say it's gonna be over every time because
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: we only did.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: But I don't want I don't want to bet the
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: under the fine unless it's like a clear okay.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: We Why don't you want to bet the under?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: Cause it's not fun.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Vegas knows that, dude, it's not supposed to be fun.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: Look at this brutal loss last night, Drake London, Aaron Jones,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Justin Jefferson for two.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I see like eight legs lost on that parlay.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem sober now.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: It's because it's two picks. It's on the one leg lost.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, bro, fucking Lieutenant Dan over here.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go. We don't do Thursday. We
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: don't do Thursday. Here comes the parlay, everybody.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. And also for the people that are bitching
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: about the parlay, if you don't want to listen to
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: the parlay, episode's over, go do something else serious, Like
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: you don't have to like it's the end of the episode.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 3: We do it. There's no one making you listen to this.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: That was pissing me off. I saw a lot of
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: people being like, I hate the parlay. It's like, dude,
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: it's after an hour of us talking.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, there's.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Nothing If you don't like it, it simply don't listen.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: If we were stopping at fifty minutes and being like, okay,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: let's do ten minutes of the parlay, that would be
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: an understandable ripe.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: We just did over an hour and now we're doing
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: the parlay.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, this is going to be fun on many many levels.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: First off, Draftking sports Book. Get on the Draftking sports Book.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: That's one level it's fun on and the other level
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: is just rooting for us all to be together on something.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Right, agreed, Let's go. I have one leg that I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: demand be the way I want it to be.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Let's start with that one.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Which one we have to take the Bengals spread against.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: I don't even know who they're playing, but I think
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: it's six and a half or seven and a half. Yeah,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: I need you to choose. I need that to be
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: the way allow it. Bro, That's the only thing I
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: want to say. Okay, Okay, anything.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: Else is I mean?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I six and a half is like feels like they're
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: baiting you.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: It's seven and a half.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, seven and a half. I like it.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: I love seven and a half.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 3: But have the Bengals even won a game byn and
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: a half this entire season?
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: Are are you? Are you just doing this?
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: All right? We'll take it the Bengals.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, I'm rooting for the Bengals every week,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: so I'm there with you. I want that to happen.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: They have the worst defense in the NFL.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Trey Henderson lead the league in sacks.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I think he does bro but their
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: team lets up a lot of points. Okay, this is good.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: This is gonna be a tough week. Yeah, I may
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: have been wrong. This might not be the week.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I believe it's supposed to be.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: Texans Chiefs spread.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: What's the spread?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: One point five? You gotta give us the spread? And
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: the overunder over unders thirty nine and a half? Money line?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: Texans are favored?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: Is this in arrowhead? Yeah?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's injured.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Carson Wentz would be the quarterback. I weird.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like Mahomes is probably gonna play.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: He always does this bullshit, he always does this bullshit.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: I know, we don't want to know. We just said
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: we're going to stay away from over. It's gonna say
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: take the end under thirty nine. Really, Wentz is not
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: gonna be that bad.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's gonna be a high scoring game.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: God damn it, dude, I think we just got chance.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: If Mames is playing, he's not like running for first downs,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: he's getting that. They're throwing a lot of screens, short
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: short gardage, probably running it a lot. Plus it could
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: be cold as hell, but.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: The Chief Chiefs might be due for a loss like
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: this could be like scheduled loss for that, and the.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: Texans need to win.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: That's why I like the under.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 3: I think we go Texans money line.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Wait, how many points?
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: It's minus one or minus one point five?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: I guess money line?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Do we like that?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean you're basically just covering against them winning
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: by only one.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: No, that's why I said money line.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: I know, and I don't out what you're taking your
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: money line odds to, like minus one thirty two or the.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: Odds for the spread our minus one ten and the
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: odds for money line minus one twenty two.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, take the money line.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: I see.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: Fuck it's supposed to be scared.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Steelers at Ravens, Steelers plus six over forty four
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: point five.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: Wheelers. Sure, yeah, Steelers.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: I like Steelers.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: I like Steelers.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: I think bounce back game after they lost to the Eagles.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: Plus six our money line six.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the six. That's a lot of points.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, point.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: I think the Ravens could win.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: But Cardinals vision game. Anthers. I think the Cardinals are disaster.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Oh what's the what's the four and a half?
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: Where's it Carolina? Anything? Though? I don't think they had
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: a great game last week.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: He's kind of in every other game? Guy? Right now?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: Should we take they got smoked?
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: They didn't. Let's take the Panthers.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, they were on a bye.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: They were. Then they lose to Own in the NFC East.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: They lost to the Cowboys. They got smoked by the Cowboys.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: They lost by sixteen. And the Cowboys are pretty bad,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: but not that bad.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Let's take the Panthers.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: The Panthers spread, Yeah, Panthers spread.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: Let's go Panthers, all right, we ride Panthers.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: Lions at Bears six and a half. I like Lions.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Bounce back spot. They're gonna smoke them. They have been
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: putting it to teams this year when they have to.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: Caleb Williams isn't hell. What do you have to say
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: about your boy, Caleb? What do you mean, Caleb Williams?
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 3: I was never a pro Caleb guy.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Brother. We have years of table of you glazing his pickoff.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 3: Rams at Jets minus three and a half. Rams are favored.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: I like Rams minus three and a half honestly because
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: the Rams can put up a ton of points and
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: the Jets cannot.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: The Jets just had a huge game, though, Dude, the
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: Jets aren't so bad.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: They won through absolute flukes.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the Rams Jets are not. The Jets
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: already eliminated from the playoffs. Giants at Falcons Falcons minus ten.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Don't love that over under forty one point.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: Five Falcons got their bounce back, I mean against the Raiders.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: The Raiders suck though, and that game was weirdly close
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: and they scraped by But the Giants have been losing
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: by a lot of points. They want the one overall
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: pick too. You could tell they want that one overall pick.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: They are not trying to win.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: Falcons minus ten Falcons haven't been playing great.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: I agree, So what do you want to take the
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: shoe take the Giants.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: No, definitely not under on this one too, under forty one, ok,
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Eagles at Commanders Eagles minus three point five over forty
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: five and a half. I like Eagles three and a half.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Who I like the Commanders in this game?
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they've been looking pretty good. I mean they they
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: have some studs.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but the Eagles are just so good. And Eagles
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: already beat the Commanders earlier in the season.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, you want to take the Eagles.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: I think Eagles three and a half.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: I might do Eagles money line on this one, all right,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: I'll take that.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: Titans at Colts.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I had to sit that one out because I didn't
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: want my emotions to get The last thing I want
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: is my emotions to play anything in the betting.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: I think Eagles money line is a pretty good middle ground.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: What's yours?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 4: So?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: What was the next one?
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: T Titans at Colts. That's weird shootout?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: I think I think that could be a weird ass
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: shootout or the worst game we've ever seen.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: I think Colts minus four.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Cults are still in the or no Colds season's.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 2: Over, right? Yeah? I think so.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 3: We have, but the Colts are falling apart, aren't they.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we could go over on this one forty two.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 2: I like Roan saying it's a shootout. That sounds pretty
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 2: interesting for me.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: But what if it's a shootout of field goals?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Then you need how many field goals? I mean, you need,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: you know, enough field goals at over fourteen? Field goals
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: over forty two or thirteen?
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: Or are we in the four pms yet?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 3: Vikings at Seahawks, it's an interesting game. Spreads three.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: I like the Vikings.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 3: I like the Vikings.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Vikings done.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: Jags at Raiders. Spread is one and a half over
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: thirty nine.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: This could be the worst game of the year.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: I almost.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: I think we just don't think. Yeah, let's just.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: Get away from that. Skip Bals.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: They're not going to bad us in taking that game.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Bills at are Patriots at Bills? Spread is fourteen.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: You these are your two teams, so I'm gonna let
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: you tell us what we do on this.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: Patriots.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: I kind of like the Patriots. Plus fourteen.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fourteen is a lot and it's a division game.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: These games are always close.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: All right? Plus fourteen it could get ugly. It could
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: be like a twenty twenty eight to three situation.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: Mayo's let that happen. Bro Mayo is terrible. Mayo is
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: not going to let that happen to the troops. He's
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: not going to send the troops out there and let
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: them get burnt like that. We have to be close
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: to done.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Uh we are. We have three left forty nine Ers
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: at Dolphins spread is one.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: I think the Niners.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 2: Are the Diners still contending? I think maybe are the
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: Dolphins at the Dolphins are out of right?
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: Where is McAffrey going to be back? Probably not?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: Probably not what I kind of just like over forty four.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: I actually love that.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Love it? Okay ticket yep works, it's in Miami. Yeah,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, nice weather, great field, good good good field
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: there women.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 3: I like Bucks minus four Bucks need to win.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, Bucks minus four. Love that.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Saints at Packers spreads thirteen and a half.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Saints under is forty two. I like the Saints. Dude.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: The Saints put up a real fight last week against
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: the Commanders.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Commanders who's playing at quarterback?
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: They put in Rattler late in the game. They had
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: that other dude starting, but then they went back to Rattler.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, that's right.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: Sounds right.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: Take Saints fourteen legs one hundred pays out six hundred
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: eighty nine thousand.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: Wow, okay, one hundred. You didn't do any of the
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: Monday games?
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: No I did?
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah I did.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 3: There's only one Monday game. It's Saints.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Packer's got it. Okay. I think that that's enough money
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: that we would all be happy winning six hundred and
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: ninety grand.
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: The odds just went down. It's now six hundred and
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: seventy thousand.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Put it in. What the fuck are you doing?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: Vegas is on to us, alright, dials in there, it's booked.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, uh son up a boy, dad.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: It is Christmas week. Enjoy yourselves out there. SaaS send
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: us off with a song, A nice Christmas song. SaaS.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: I published my bet m I'm gonna delete that. I
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: didn't know. It's just going out to everybody on draftings.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 11: The weather outside is frightful, and the tower is so delightful.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 11: And since we've no place to go, hey, let it
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 11: snow that it's snow. Let it snow. When we finally
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 11: kissed good night, Oh, I hate to go out.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: In the storm.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 11: But if you really hold me, tie all the way home.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 2: All be warm.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 11: Oh the fires slowly dying.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: Hey, all right, see you guys next week.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: I was just killing time for you.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 9: Goodbye, goodbye.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 12: One was a.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 13: Still still on the ground, so.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 12: I looked out to.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 13: You, came around.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 12: I was only falling one way.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 13: I was only falling one bad day. Were dried, fool.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 4: Was so.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 6: So then you need summon No, I come along.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 12: I'm only falling one way. I was on a phone.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 12: I was on your phone in one way.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 13: I was on your phone on bast be don't take me.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 13: I was falling one way. Say it's just a dist
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 13: the bay.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: Basketball back of the call. It just a not really
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 6: take my cad of you gissing.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 13: The stage did don't It's just b