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Whackhead Prank: Telemarketer meets family drama · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 2: Here is another world famous crank.
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  Speaker 3: From Daring Wackheads, exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 4: So welcome to the school holidays, venners. How's how's the
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  Speaker 4: school holidays going for you?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 5: Very well. I took off a few days, as you know, yes,
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  Speaker 5: and we decided we're not going to spend all our
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  Speaker 5: pay in the first week.
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  Speaker 1: That is very vital.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what you call responsible financials.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So we're also what a skill entertaining babies while staying home. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and when you are raising pseudo brats I learned, because
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  Speaker 5: you know, they are just never satisfying.
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  Speaker 1: Corrigible, belligerent.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have to be very creative. So we've been
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  Speaker 5: playing a lot of board games. We've been taking walks,
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  Speaker 5: we were out in nature. I've allowed them to be
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  Speaker 5: in the kitchen so we've been cooking a lot together.
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  Speaker 1: And we we're just you know, spending time.
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  Speaker 4: It's been lacquer Actually, Sheldon, has your school holidays? Go?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, your babies? What next question?
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  Speaker 3: Please?
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  Speaker 1: Roomis yours?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 1: It's going well, mine starts today. Actually, I'm pitching my
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  Speaker 1: talk this afternoon, and then the fun begins.
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  Speaker 4: And then your time is gone. So this is a
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  Speaker 4: throwback Thursday prank. Yeah, so you see what I this
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  Speaker 4: was the couple school holidays ago when my kids at
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  Speaker 4: home and I've got a studio at home, so I
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  Speaker 4: work from home as well, not in the mornings, but
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Pranks and stuff I do. They're all from home.
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  Speaker 4: So you know when there in school holidays, you know,
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  Speaker 4: they also got to contribute to the household financial budget.
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  Speaker 4: So they've got to also.
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  Speaker 1: Work the financial budget. So they have to work.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is not about chores like you know,
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  Speaker 4: cut the grass. No, you've got to contribute to the
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  Speaker 4: to the main thing, you know, so.
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  Speaker 1: You pull them in every now and then. Yes, yes, so.
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  Speaker 4: This is telemarks again like yesterday telemarket today it doesn't stop.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know why, but I'm getting
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  Speaker 4: ten to day and there was sort of like a
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  Speaker 4: lull period, but now it's back. I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: there's some law loophole that's changed, whatever, but anyway, so
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  Speaker 4: this is another case of what can I do. So
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  Speaker 4: now my son has played a big part in this.
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  Speaker 4: He's playing the part of a belligerent not even tween.
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  Speaker 4: And this is I don't think this is too far
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  Speaker 4: from the actual truth in a lot of households.
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  Speaker 1: Actually.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so telemarketer calls in and I've coached him, coached
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  Speaker 4: him because I've told the telemarketer listen, can you call
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  Speaker 4: me in half an hour because I'm just a little
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  Speaker 4: bit busy, But call me in half an hour and
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  Speaker 4: I'm buying whatever you're selling.
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  Speaker 1: And they always call back on.
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  Speaker 4: The second and then yeah, the role playing gets going.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi, So you're speaking to miche How
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  Speaker 2: what are you doing today?
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  Speaker 1: I'm very well, thank you.
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  Speaker 7: You can.
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  Speaker 2: So the reason for my son goal is so off
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  Speaker 2: your free quotations on our funeral life covers with new.
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  Speaker 1: Benefits, right, okay, well what are those? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so what did you like to your funeral life covers?
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  Speaker 1: Life cover? Please?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, life cover where the benefits of life cover you
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  Speaker 2: can cover yourself only up to from a hundred thousand
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  Speaker 2: up up until five hundred thousand.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, that's that's my son in the background. He's shouting
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  Speaker 4: at me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I was I was thinking now what said?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yes, yes, what do you what do you want? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 4: I'm on the phone. Sorry, sorry, on.
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  Speaker 2: Our life cover, on our life the funeral. But that's
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  Speaker 2: an extra fifty thousand ns so on top of your
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  Speaker 2: cover mount which is played out for your pile.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm on the phone. Okay, sorry, sorry you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, yes, these kids they're so impatient these days. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 4: sorry you were saying, sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, so so.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so our cover mounts starts from and redain fifty
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  Speaker 2: thousand up until all for melon, which is fine.
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  Speaker 1: Then god stop it?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: What is it that you want? Let me finish? Sorry?
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  Speaker 7: Can should? I should?
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  Speaker 6: I want to give you go back in five.
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  Speaker 7: Minutes so that he can help him.
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  Speaker 1: No, he just expects everything now.
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  Speaker 2: So, as I was saying, the couple of months goes
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  Speaker 2: up until five hundred thousands.
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  Speaker 4: So, so what do you mean I'm gonna get off
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  Speaker 4: the phone.
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  Speaker 1: You must get off of fortnight I speaker.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, your kaddy's on the call when you music yd
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  Speaker 2: of comedy because anything happened, so you have to listen
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  Speaker 2: to him.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, you another.
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  Speaker 7: That you're not my mother?
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  Speaker 2: How can I ask you one more question?
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  Speaker 5: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: Where's my belt?
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  Speaker 2: I think you can start that not corner because the
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  Speaker 2: other things are very old.
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  Speaker 7: They're just gonna use the palt We.
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  Speaker 2: Don't listen, Hi, sore you so as me grubby old man?
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  Speaker 2: So we called you a crumpy old man.
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  Speaker 3: Even lur saisir, So I'm out of options.
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  Speaker 4: Nurse.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, so I hear that's what you are?
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  Speaker 4: That's only like, yes, I am yeah, love me, I'm
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  Speaker 4: busy on a call.
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  Speaker 7: Why is your kid so shouting? Hi? Is really what
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  Speaker 7: this one? Okay?
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  Speaker 8: Okay? So you know how how life come out?
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  Speaker 1: Goals?
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  Speaker 4: Say no, yes, yes, yes, of course you see this
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  Speaker 4: work from home thing doesn't work?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Your kids? You yeah that I need now you know,
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  Speaker 7: maybe you are the one who spoised their kids like that.
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  Speaker 4: This is not my child. This is a step chat.
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  Speaker 7: If you child?
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  Speaker 1: Crazy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What kids?
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  Speaker 7: You have?
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  Speaker 4: There?
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  Speaker 1: Your clean card number?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: What is it gonna do with your court card number? Yore?
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  Speaker 3: Yore?
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  Speaker 6: Just keep and I three jags on the back.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, he's smart.
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  Speaker 1: Before I don't know what to say, an you just
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  Speaker 1: talked to him?
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  Speaker 7: Hello?
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  Speaker 6: Kids, can you just give a minute to talk with me?
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  Speaker 7: Please?
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  Speaker 3: You're not my mother.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not your mother.
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  Speaker 8: Yes I know, I know I'm not your mother, but
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  Speaker 8: as a.
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  Speaker 6: Saints consult said, trying to speak to your father, So
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  Speaker 6: please can you give us a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Should I put him in the naughty corner? Or should
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  Speaker 4: I get my belt?
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  Speaker 6: No? No, no, no, no, no, who don't do that?
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  Speaker 1: Must I get you said, I must get my belt?
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  Speaker 6: No, no, I don't know. I think that just killed
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  Speaker 6: you spoiled yo? Yeah, kids off today?
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  Speaker 7: Yo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I can just give you a few.
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  Speaker 8: Minutes with him, and then I can call you back
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  Speaker 8: again after a few minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So this policy that I'm going to buy, can I
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  Speaker 4: exclude him as a beneficiary?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 6: Why, here's your kids?
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  Speaker 7: So it's not fair.
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  Speaker 8: I don't condone that.
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  Speaker 7: It's not fair.
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  Speaker 8: I know that I don't have a right to tell
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  Speaker 8: you what to do, But no, I don't think that's
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  Speaker 8: a good idea.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, just a king.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so what is hello?
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  Speaker 7: So what happened?
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  Speaker 2: If I can confirm what happened on.
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  Speaker 7: The clot make me right?
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  Speaker 8: He sounds like my son.
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  Speaker 7: He sounds like identically like my son.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, now give it me?
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  Speaker 7: Might not put give him something, nor make him a sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Choking?
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  Speaker 2: What time is he sleeping time?
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  Speaker 7: Because he's going to disturb a quotation. It's way, it's
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  Speaker 7: not a problem. What happened? Can we continue?
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  Speaker 5: So?
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  Speaker 2: Can I I can can call you back and continue.
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  Speaker 6: What's wrong with him?
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  Speaker 1: Nice, he's playing video games.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let me rather call you back, no problem, she
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  Speaker 2: come and come locking.
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  Speaker 4: That was there's there's there's many ways to parents.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck.
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  Speaker 1: You've got three weeks, sperience. You got three weeks.
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  Speaker 4: This is K Mornings and we've got some messages here
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  Speaker 4: from the prank ah.
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  Speaker 1: You training him?
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  Speaker 4: Well, well yeah, you know, you gotta laugh because we
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  Speaker 4: know it's true.
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  Speaker 1: We know it's true. But also you didn't train him.
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  Speaker 1: That's just your life experience. This is what you go through.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, he's not really like that. I get him
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  Speaker 4: to work hard there for his money