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- 1:01Speaker 5: is today here on radio Jaky.
- 1:05Speaker 4: Hey, Keazy, you're looking really good man, Thanks man looking
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- 1:30Speaker 7: Man?
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- 1:30Speaker 7: Man? It is?
- 1:31Speaker 6: How you've been Jason? Because you came in a horror
- 1:33Speaker 6: of a mood today, did I?
- 1:34Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 1:35Speaker 1: You came in a terrible mood right, and you were late.
- 1:38Speaker 4: I was five minutes late today for a meeting and
- 1:42Speaker 4: everyone was just freaking out.
- 1:44Speaker 6: Yeah, because it was a medium And what are we
- 1:46Speaker 6: going to do about jasonways being late?
- 1:48Speaker 4: Poor old pug soun who's come back now after a
- 1:51Speaker 4: little after a little holiday there. Sorry, I was going
- 1:57Speaker 4: somewhere else with that. I decided not to. Ah, he
- 2:00Speaker 4: was in tears, Magi, who was because I was late?
- 2:02Speaker 1: He was freaking out? Is this because I went on holiday?
- 2:05Speaker 4: You know?
- 2:06Speaker 1: Is this what we has the big show for now?
- 2:09Speaker 4: We're very much together, I tell you what big show here.
- 2:11Speaker 4: We've got Laura McGoldrick coming and later on the show,
- 2:13Speaker 4: by the way, to talk about the new sensational show
- 2:16Speaker 4: coming out Game of two habs.
- 2:18Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's as great.
- 2:19Speaker 4: I had a really weird experience with a duck to day.
- 2:23Speaker 6: Also, this is interesting big Dave Grohl news, which a
- 2:26Speaker 6: lot of people listening right now might be aware of
- 2:28Speaker 6: because it's been all over our station everywhere really all day. Jase,
- 2:32Speaker 6: you have no idea what the news is. How interesting
- 2:35Speaker 6: is that? So we're going to react. You can react
- 2:37Speaker 6: to that live next.
- 2:38Speaker 7: So good Man.
- 2:38Speaker 1: In the meantime, here's Chemical Brothers.
- 2:42Speaker 2: The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 2:46Speaker 4: And Keisy Matellica there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
- 2:49Speaker 4: this Wednesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
- 2:53Speaker 4: And I believe there's some exciting news.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Well, this is breaking news.
- 3:01Speaker 4: It might not be exciting news. It might be terrible news,
- 3:03Speaker 4: because I don't know what the news is.
- 3:04Speaker 6: What do you think the news is? Jasons to do
- 3:06Speaker 6: with Dave Grohl? I don't know, have a stab, have
- 3:11Speaker 6: a fling?
- 3:12Speaker 4: He had a fling?
- 3:13Speaker 6: Oh wow, potentially right, Okay, So what do you think
- 3:17Speaker 6: the news is? Because you might have heard little bits
- 3:19Speaker 6: and peaces. He fathered a child, He fathered a child
- 3:22Speaker 6: outside of his marriage?
- 3:24Speaker 1: Is he married? Is he be married for twenty one years?
- 3:26Speaker 1: Twenty one years? It just word that out when it
- 3:28Speaker 1: was I seeing.
- 3:29Speaker 6: Him now you were seeing him during your cheating days.
- 3:33Speaker 4: That was years ago. Yeah, So he's married and he
- 3:37Speaker 4: cheated on his wife and.
- 3:38Speaker 6: He's he's father father a beautiful baby girl there and
- 3:42Speaker 6: the way, have you seen her? No, but I assumed probably,
- 3:45Speaker 6: but potentially she looks like Dave Grohl. Then yeah, beautiful
- 3:50Speaker 6: m He put it onto his own personal Instagram and
- 3:53Speaker 6: just said, recently become the father of a new baby
- 3:55Speaker 6: daughter born outside my marriage. I planned to be a
- 3:57Speaker 6: loving and supportive parent to her. I love my wife.
- 4:00Speaker 6: It's plans can change. Do everything I can to earn
- 4:02Speaker 6: their trust and forgiveness. Blah blah blah as we move
- 4:04Speaker 6: forward together. And then he deleted a social media I believe,
- 4:07Speaker 6: and it's just gone zero dark on it. I just
- 4:10Speaker 6: thought it was so interesting the way he announced it,
- 4:13Speaker 6: you know what I mean? Sure, I feel like if
- 4:15Speaker 6: you cock up massively like that, it's kind of the
- 4:18Speaker 6: best way to go about things, you know, is that
- 4:20Speaker 6: how you do it? Is that how you do When
- 4:22Speaker 6: I did it, I didn't do that, and I kind
- 4:25Speaker 6: of wish I did. Yeah, And if I could go
- 4:27Speaker 6: back and do it again, yeah, which I'm trying to
- 4:29Speaker 6: tee up at the moment. Yeah, I think I'd probably
- 4:32Speaker 6: control the narrative a bit.
- 4:33Speaker 1: It's interesting, isn't it, Because.
- 4:37Speaker 4: My kind of feeling is, what business is it of
- 4:40Speaker 4: anyone else? Anyone?
- 4:41Speaker 7: Well?
- 4:41Speaker 1: You know that people are going to talk though ja.
- 4:44Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I mean if they find out about it,
- 4:46Speaker 4: of course, But I wouldn't be inclined to go I
- 4:50Speaker 4: did this, everyone, and I stuffed up and blah blah.
- 4:52Speaker 1: Blah blah blah, and that how we do deal with that?
- 4:55Speaker 4: In that scenario, Yeah, I'd probably pack up all the
- 5:01Speaker 4: ship and just drive into the horizon.
- 5:04Speaker 6: Right, So not only would you leave your current wife
- 5:06Speaker 6: and family the new.
- 5:09Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, the way I see it as clean slate. Sure, man, bygones,
- 5:15Speaker 8: be bygones. I'll take my five hundred million dollars, yes,
- 5:19Speaker 8: and I'll just start again with the new Nana, start again,
- 5:24Speaker 8: just start to start again again. I'm too old for
- 5:28Speaker 8: young kids like that.
- 5:30Speaker 1: Well that's my picking tea, you know what I mean?
- 5:35Speaker 8: Everybody, if I just you take all the money to Europe, Yeah,
- 5:39Speaker 8: you know, somewhere nice Spain.
- 5:41Speaker 1: Yes, Spain, would Spain? Yeah, yeah, Portugal, Yeah, Portugal will
- 5:44Speaker 1: be good.
- 5:45Speaker 4: You know, I as I've talked about previously. I'm not
- 5:49Speaker 4: sleeping well at the moment. The last thing I need
- 5:51Speaker 4: is a newborn in.
- 5:52Speaker 8: The house exactly. And I say I should have thought
- 5:55Speaker 8: about that before I had a child. Out of what
- 5:57Speaker 8: some might say that, but some people should their own business.
- 6:00Speaker 7: Yeah, totally.
- 6:01Speaker 1: I'm so confused.
- 6:03Speaker 4: Mind your beeswax.
- 6:04Speaker 6: Do you know what's interesting is November of last year
- 6:10Speaker 6: the food fighters are on the Australia and New Zealand
- 6:12Speaker 6: Antipity in tour November through to January. Were they Yeah,
- 6:17Speaker 6: so that is nine months ago they were in Auckland.
- 6:19Speaker 6: Nine months exactly ago they were in Auckland.
- 6:21Speaker 1: So is that an ANZAC baby? Is that what you're saying?
- 6:24Speaker 1: It's Australian and New Zealander.
- 6:27Speaker 4: Seriousness, I mean in that particular I mean I think
- 6:30Speaker 4: you should own your mistakes for sure. Yeah, but in
- 6:33Speaker 4: that particular scenario, I don't think I'd be inclined to
- 6:35Speaker 4: go and take it to the public and go.
- 6:36Speaker 1: This is what I've done.
- 6:37Speaker 8: I was bringing a new baby into the wilder mistake, Jason,
- 6:39Speaker 8: a miracle of life.
- 6:41Speaker 4: I mean, in terms of going outside the marital kind
- 6:43Speaker 4: of the confine.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
- 6:46Speaker 8: And can I just say what Texas through three four
- 6:49Speaker 8: eight three, or headed us up, hit us up there
- 6:51Speaker 8: on the old talkback through your iHeartRadio, this little speaker,
- 6:54Speaker 8: little microphone. If this kid was born in New Zealand,
- 7:00Speaker 8: what name? What name should we give it? A great key?
- 7:02Speaker 8: We name oh tommoy growl. It's a girl that's good and.
- 7:07Speaker 4: In terms of like respect, respecting the sanctity of marriage,
- 7:12Speaker 4: made to the front keys.
- 7:14Speaker 1: But don't this is uh oh, this is bizarre coincidence.
- 7:18Speaker 1: Food Fighter is my hero. The Whole Archy.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 7:23Speaker 4: And Kesey espanishing pumpkins there on the radio Whole Arque
- 7:27Speaker 4: Big Show This Wednesday afternoon of time is twenty five
- 7:30Speaker 4: minutes past four o'clock.
- 7:32Speaker 1: This strange thing happened to me today, Phils. Was it
- 7:35Speaker 1: a strange encounter? Yes, I guess you could say it
- 7:38Speaker 1: was strange encounters of the just another day in the
- 7:47Speaker 1: life of Mogi Standy. Is your middle name Charles?
- 7:52Speaker 7: Yes?
- 7:54Speaker 1: Why do you ask? I don't know, just wondered Charles. Anyway.
- 7:59Speaker 9: Anyway, so I went to the dairy today, sadly to
- 8:08Speaker 9: get some more dirries.
- 8:09Speaker 8: Oh, Jay mate, thanks man, I'm over a week without them.
- 8:13Speaker 1: Now that's good man, too easy. That's looking Look how
- 8:16Speaker 1: good he's looking.
- 8:18Speaker 4: I'm glad I brought a pack then, m and I
- 8:21Speaker 4: just want to explain to people that where I live,
- 8:23Speaker 4: the dairy is about twenty meters away.
- 8:26Speaker 1: What's the address, just so people can get an idea.
- 8:28Speaker 4: So the dairy is about twenty meters away to my house.
- 8:31Speaker 4: So like when I go to the jerry, I often
- 8:34Speaker 4: don't close my front door, Okay, just to set the
- 8:36Speaker 4: scene here, So I go up to the dairy and
- 8:41Speaker 4: by my seconds have a little chat to Baboo.
- 8:44Speaker 1: He sold it years ago, didn't he?
- 8:48Speaker 7: Oh? Was he.
- 8:51Speaker 1: Chapter racism Alarm and there? Just in case? That's his name, Kezy,
- 8:54Speaker 1: I know, but he did sell it ages ago. Yeah,
- 8:56Speaker 1: but he was in there because he often.
- 8:59Speaker 7: Was.
- 8:59Speaker 1: He goes there and talks to the guy that bought
- 9:01Speaker 1: it off. What's his name? Pardon anyway, So I go to.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Actually that there's a siren there.
- 9:10Speaker 8: They don't want to get distract that we're trying to
- 9:11Speaker 8: support an extinge of story.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Joe, I'm sorry.
- 9:17Speaker 1: So I walk home. I walk home, and I kid
- 9:22Speaker 1: you not. I walk into my lounge and in my lounge.
- 9:25Speaker 4: There's a duck, and the duck is just standing in
- 9:30Speaker 4: my lounge, sure.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Like a mallard.
- 9:33Speaker 4: It's a mallard. And it stares at me, and I
- 9:37Speaker 4: stare back at the duck, and I'm going, why is
- 9:39Speaker 4: there a duck in my lounge?
- 9:40Speaker 1: Are you saying that? Or are you thinking that?
- 9:41Speaker 4: I'm thinking that next to the duck, there's a duck poo,
- 9:46Speaker 4: you know, that sort of greeny slimy.
- 9:51Speaker 7: That's cloud.
- 9:52Speaker 4: Strangely enough, not the weird part of the story, because
- 9:55Speaker 4: also in the room was my dog Room, who was
- 9:58Speaker 4: sitting perfectly, very erect and correctly in the other corner
- 10:03Speaker 4: of the lounge.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Staring it said duck.
- 10:07Speaker 4: Now, the reason this is highly unusual is that Rue
- 10:11Speaker 4: loses her shit over the smallest thing. She'll go crazy
- 10:16Speaker 4: sing anything like that. Bart's her ass off. She wasn't
- 10:20Speaker 4: doing a thing. She was just literally sitting there staring
- 10:23Speaker 4: at the duck.
- 10:24Speaker 1: And I'm staring at the duck.
- 10:26Speaker 4: And I can only think that she was so freaked
- 10:28Speaker 4: out and thinking what's going on that she didn't know
- 10:32Speaker 4: how to react to it. So, of course, here I
- 10:34Speaker 4: am of a duck and my dog in the lounge
- 10:37Speaker 4: and I'm thinking, I gotta get this duck out.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Of here, And so I sat, how many times have
- 10:42Speaker 1: you thought that something funny about a duck as well?
- 10:46Speaker 4: It's not the first time it's happened, by the way,
- 10:48Speaker 4: And so I start to corral the duck. Now the
- 10:52Speaker 4: duck starts panicking and loses it and starts flapping around
- 10:56Speaker 4: my lounge. And because I've startled it, obviously a stream
- 11:02Speaker 4: of poos while it's flapping around as being sprayed around
- 11:06Speaker 4: my lounge. My dog, seeing that the duck is freaking out,
- 11:11Speaker 4: then starts clicking into action, and she starts freaking out,
- 11:15Speaker 4: barking her ass off, barking, bark and going at the duck.
- 11:20Speaker 1: There's poos everywhere. I'm Efen and Jeff and I am
- 11:25Speaker 1: absolutely Ifan and.
- 11:26Speaker 4: Jeff and get to get to the French doors managed
- 11:31Speaker 4: to open the French doors in my lounge. The duck
- 11:34Speaker 4: sees the door, flies out and flies straight into the
- 11:39Speaker 4: roof of my little deck there, which is plastic, goes
- 11:43Speaker 4: to boosh into the thing and what makes a weird sound,
- 11:47Speaker 4: and then flies off, and my dog Rod barks her
- 11:50Speaker 4: ass off and then sprints off out the front door
- 11:53Speaker 4: down the yard barking her ass off, and old hoody
- 11:56Speaker 4: Jay's left in his lounge amidst a string em and
- 12:00Speaker 4: a cacophony of duck poos.
- 12:02Speaker 1: Now you have those ciggies, a de stress.
- 12:04Speaker 4: That's the first thing I did was go outside.
- 12:06Speaker 8: And have tret yourself to adult. The last thing you
- 12:08Speaker 8: would have done is clean up that ship because the
- 12:10Speaker 8: trekkers now that, like you haven't seen it, and get
- 12:12Speaker 8: your wife to clean it up.
- 12:13Speaker 4: Unfortunately she wasn't home for at least another eight hours.
- 12:16Speaker 8: You went, yeah, have you ever heard the phrase? Man,
- 12:22Speaker 8: it's a it's a when people talk about living in
- 12:24Speaker 8: their house, you know, and they go, ah, it's a
- 12:26Speaker 8: mad house.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
- 12:29Speaker 4: Yes, I will say that this isn't the first.
- 12:33Speaker 8: Happened in your lounge. Yes, doing poos just wanders in. Yes, literally,
- 12:39Speaker 8: I've seen the guy that lives here, less about his opinion.
- 12:43Speaker 8: It takes a dump on your in your lounge on
- 12:45Speaker 8: the carpet, yes, well well dead eyeing you and your
- 12:49Speaker 8: and your dog. And then when you try and go
- 12:52Speaker 8: out there, it just sprays ship.
- 12:55Speaker 1: All over your house. Yes, just before you we rap
- 13:00Speaker 1: up just quickly. Well always this one for you said
- 13:05Speaker 1: French doors. That's racist.
- 13:08Speaker 2: The Hidiaky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODAINK.
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- 13:16Speaker 4: They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
- 13:18Speaker 1: There's glorious.
- 13:20Speaker 4: I'm not going to say spring afternoon because it's not
- 13:22Speaker 4: quite spring, but it's a beautiful day in Auckland City.
- 13:25Speaker 1: When does spring starting twenty first? I think of December
- 13:29Speaker 1: twenty first and September is Weekmber spring.
- 13:31Speaker 4: No, it actually officially starts on the tour. Officially, yes,
- 13:34Speaker 4: but it's ever a bit of sports chat.
- 13:36Speaker 7: Why not?
- 13:36Speaker 8: Sports ship, sports chef, sports chef, sports chef, hey man,
- 13:45Speaker 8: good news. The audits have been going around the joint
- 13:49Speaker 8: playing a little bit of foosball. They lost to Mexico
- 13:53Speaker 8: at the weekend three now Miki no no Mexico brother,
- 14:02Speaker 8: but there were one kneel down with two minutes to
- 14:05Speaker 8: go on the clock, and in the eighty eighth minute
- 14:08Speaker 8: we got an equalizer. Yeah, and that's against the sixteenth
- 14:11Speaker 8: ranked team in the world. Yes, pretty bloody good keywis
- 14:15Speaker 8: I know you're asking this, keezy, Yeah, ninety fourth in
- 14:18Speaker 8: the world and it was a hell of a goal.
- 14:22Speaker 8: So I don't, you know, be very familiar with how
- 14:25Speaker 8: the All Whites play, and that is you get the
- 14:27Speaker 8: ball at your end, the goalkeeper rolls it out to you,
- 14:31Speaker 8: you belt the eyeser out of it straight up the
- 14:34Speaker 8: middle of the pitch. Yes, you hope that one of
- 14:36Speaker 8: your players is on the end of it, and then
- 14:38Speaker 8: maybe you get a chance to put in the back
- 14:40Speaker 8: of the neck.
- 14:40Speaker 4: That's sort of how we do it.
- 14:42Speaker 8: We're not putting it together fifty or sixty passes or
- 14:45Speaker 8: anything like that. And it was beautiful. Man hoofed it
- 14:48Speaker 8: up the field, their old mate got it. A defender
- 14:51Speaker 8: came across to clear the ball, kick the howll out
- 14:55Speaker 8: of it got to it first, but luckily one of
- 14:58Speaker 8: the All Whites had his shin and away it bounced
- 15:00Speaker 8: off his shin, went over the goalkeeper and straight into.
- 15:03Speaker 4: The back of that beautiful game.
- 15:05Speaker 8: So it was a lot of the best goals you'll
- 15:07Speaker 8: ever see in your life.
- 15:09Speaker 1: You take them when you can get them.
- 15:10Speaker 8: Keeasy.
- 15:10Speaker 1: And that's the thing.
- 15:11Speaker 8: Man, you played at the whistle, always played at the whistle,
- 15:13Speaker 8: Ben Wayne very much.
- 15:17Speaker 4: The New Zealand style of football actually is pack your
- 15:20Speaker 4: backs have about ten players back as you say, you
- 15:23Speaker 4: have one loan player up the front. There hoof the
- 15:25Speaker 4: crap out of it when you get the chance, and
- 15:27Speaker 4: just hope and pray that lands somewhere near the person.
- 15:30Speaker 1: That's how we did so well in the World Cup.
- 15:32Speaker 1: A couple of rounds ago and other news.
- 15:35Speaker 8: The Test match black Caps versus Afghanistan plows on day
- 15:40Speaker 8: three has been rained off, so I don't know if
- 15:43Speaker 8: we're going to see a result in this one. They're
- 15:45Speaker 8: playing on a pitch in India there. I think it's
- 15:46Speaker 8: the three hundredth international venue that they've got going, which
- 15:49Speaker 8: is pretty good, but it doesn't it's not a sand
- 15:53Speaker 8: base outfield, and so there's drainage is horrendous. It's an
- 15:56Speaker 8: absolute disgrace and debarcle. Nobody should be playing there.
- 16:00Speaker 7: It is.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Day three has been rained off, but today's day two.
- 16:03Speaker 4: No, today's day three, day three.
- 16:05Speaker 6: And I saw a photo of a guy with a
- 16:08Speaker 6: household fan, an oscillating fan with it on an extension lead,
- 16:12Speaker 6: and he was walking around trying to dry the ground
- 16:14Speaker 6: with that.
- 16:15Speaker 4: Yeah, it's complete to bar end. They've been digging it
- 16:17Speaker 4: up as they.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Go along, all sorts of things.
- 16:21Speaker 4: They need to get some handy towels maybe, and just
- 16:24Speaker 4: get a whole lot of handy towels. Yeah, and just
- 16:26Speaker 4: lay them out on the ground and maybe just sort
- 16:28Speaker 4: of walk around them and soak it up a bit
- 16:30Speaker 4: that way. But it is, it is an embarrassment and
- 16:34Speaker 4: a ridiculous start to our cricket season.
- 16:36Speaker 1: Let's so it's not a harbor deeur of things to come.
- 16:39Speaker 8: Well, I think we move on from here and we're
- 16:41Speaker 8: off to Sri Lanka. Yes, so we'll see how we
- 16:44Speaker 8: go over there. Hopefully you'll bet Weathers a bit better
- 16:46Speaker 8: over their keys.
- 16:47Speaker 4: I think I've just beat England in the third Test.
- 16:50Speaker 4: They pump them and.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Not a not an easy site in their.
- 16:54Speaker 4: Home condition, I'll say that much. So that should be
- 16:57Speaker 4: interesting to watch.
- 16:59Speaker 6: As the BAC podcast coming back It is next Wednesday,
- 17:02Speaker 6: sweet Obby, so we can talk about that straight in there.
- 17:05Speaker 1: The non event drawer to baccle that just happened. Oh
- 17:09Speaker 1: do you guys talk cricket on that podcast?
- 17:11Speaker 7: Ezy what.
- 17:15Speaker 1: There's a tune Florence the Machine.
- 17:17Speaker 10: Oh, Jason the Hohodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
- 17:26Speaker 10: Minogue and Kesey.
- 17:29Speaker 4: Yeah, Sublime there on the radio hold Archy Big Show. Jeez,
- 17:32Speaker 4: I love Sublime.
- 17:33Speaker 7: They're good.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Amen, so good, right up my alley, Charles loves it. Hey,
- 17:39Speaker 1: notice in.
- 17:39Speaker 4: A lot going on after five o'clock we've got Laura
- 17:42Speaker 4: mcgoldruck coming in to talk about the new show Game
- 17:44Speaker 4: of Two Halves.
- 17:45Speaker 1: That's right. Also, Sea, I think it's the a SEC Present?
- 17:49Speaker 5: Is it?
- 17:49Speaker 1: The ACC Presents? The ACC does Game of two Halves?
- 17:52Speaker 7: All right?
- 17:52Speaker 6: Apparently I wouldn't know. I'm not a major part of
- 17:55Speaker 6: it or anything. Also, it says here Mogi's got a
- 17:59Speaker 6: ball or update I do?
- 18:01Speaker 4: Right?
- 18:01Speaker 1: Okay, I love here your whistle?
- 18:04Speaker 4: Yeah, certainly, what's mine? All that after five o'clock, so
- 18:09Speaker 4: don't you go anywhere?
- 18:10Speaker 6: New Zealand also keeping her out for the twenty five
- 18:13Speaker 6: k FID. Let's your last week to try and win
- 18:15Speaker 6: some cash.
- 18:17Speaker 1: There have we got in our show today?
- 18:19Speaker 7: Kezy?
- 18:19Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so you're like I tell you, Mike,
- 18:21Speaker 6: come on, it's a big surprise for everyone.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Mate.
- 18:23Speaker 6: If you hear a song with some fiddle in it,
- 18:25Speaker 6: call one hundred Hodak you can win some cash.
- 18:27Speaker 7: Yeah. Man.
- 18:29Speaker 2: The Whodiking Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy tune
- 18:32Speaker 2: in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.
- 18:34Speaker 4: Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through
- 18:37Speaker 4: your hump day ticketyboo. You're listening to the Big Show
- 18:40Speaker 4: brought to you by Night.
- 18:45Speaker 7: Day.
- 18:47Speaker 1: It was a weird one, wasn't it. Why was that? Jason?
- 18:51Speaker 4: It was just I don't know there was I set
- 18:53Speaker 4: the wrong level.
- 18:54Speaker 1: I think I came in way too early. Yeah, Kezy,
- 18:57Speaker 1: he's always putting the finger, isn't he? Yeah? I don't
- 19:00Speaker 1: think that's correct. Hey, speaking of Night Day, Kezy, what
- 19:07Speaker 1: are the specials at the moment?
- 19:09Speaker 6: They've actually stopped doing the specials earlier? Yeah, because they
- 19:13Speaker 6: were selling.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Too many, too many experiens.
- 19:16Speaker 6: Out putting like ten different items always on for twelve
- 19:18Speaker 6: ninety nine.
- 19:19Speaker 1: Actually is a bad business model. A funny you should
- 19:21Speaker 1: say that.
- 19:21Speaker 4: I went into a Night and Day the other day
- 19:24Speaker 4: and they recognized me from the Big Show, and they said.
- 19:26Speaker 1: You bastards, you're specials.
- 19:29Speaker 4: It means I'm working twice as hard as they normally
- 19:31Speaker 4: have to work because apparently they're just pouring up the
- 19:33Speaker 4: door and you know, they have to put them all
- 19:36Speaker 4: together and stuff as it looks chezy, especially when you
- 19:40Speaker 4: got a Factor and with the with the Pugs special,
- 19:44Speaker 4: with all the connies and stuff, like that.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Well that was the main one. Yeah, that was the
- 19:47Speaker 1: one that was really busting their arses, Moogie.
- 19:50Speaker 6: When you got home from nine to day? Was there
- 19:51Speaker 6: a duck in your lounge do and poos?
- 19:52Speaker 4: No, there wasn't on this particular occasion, but I look
- 19:55Speaker 4: forward to it over the summer. And now listen, coming up,
- 19:57Speaker 4: exciting news, Keezy, I've got another role for you, another
- 20:00Speaker 4: audition for a role.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, so god right, that's a good role.
- 20:05Speaker 4: It's a good role, man.
- 20:07Speaker 1: Ok It's all beginning to happen, isn't it.
- 20:08Speaker 7: Moogi, it's going off.
- 20:11Speaker 1: I don't know if it is.
- 20:12Speaker 4: It's exciting times, man.
- 20:13Speaker 6: Also, after five point thirty, Laura McGoldrick and to chat
- 20:15Speaker 6: the fantastic new show The ACC does Game of Two Halves.
- 20:19Speaker 1: Man, I'm excited for that.
- 20:20Speaker 4: The same here man, here's ac DC The Darkey.
- 20:23Speaker 2: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
- 20:27Speaker 4: Shit be a royal blood for a Wednesday afternoon.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Why not A feels yeah?
- 20:34Speaker 7: Man?
- 20:34Speaker 1: I record?
- 20:35Speaker 4: Man, Hey, the time is first team minutes past five o'clock.
- 20:37Speaker 4: In all as well, well, at least in the studio.
- 20:41Speaker 4: I can't speak for everyone out there obviously. Now, as
- 20:44Speaker 4: previously mentioned, I've got some exciting news on the workfront
- 20:47Speaker 4: for you, Keizy as your agent.
- 20:49Speaker 6: Right, well, I'm sorry, sorry, that's great news. I'm just like,
- 20:53Speaker 6: none of these things you're getting me. You've got me
- 20:55Speaker 6: so many opportunities nunes really come through properly.
- 20:58Speaker 1: What I mean, don't blame me for your performances, man, Okay.
- 21:01Speaker 4: What I mean that's that I cannot believe you're trying
- 21:05Speaker 4: to throw this on to me.
- 21:07Speaker 8: You haven't find that actors will blame their agents.
- 21:11Speaker 4: Here, I am busting my ass day after day, having
- 21:15Speaker 4: sleepless nights worrying about getting Keysy started in his career?
- 21:20Speaker 1: Is your terrible sleep mind?
- 21:21Speaker 4: And he has the audacity to throw that in my
- 21:23Speaker 4: face and suggests that you know it's my Well no.
- 21:26Speaker 6: That's not okay, all right, sorry, I apologize. I really
- 21:29Speaker 6: appreciate you hustling on my behalf, Chase.
- 21:30Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 21:32Speaker 6: Now the role because I want to become an actor.
- 21:34Speaker 6: For those listening that aren't we, I wanted to start acting.
- 21:36Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know we've got to start off with
- 21:38Speaker 4: the basics. Now, I've been approached by the New Zealand.
- 21:40Speaker 1: Police right, and they're looking for a campaign no ghost
- 21:45Speaker 1: chips and that. Oh yeah, yeah, I do that, but no,
- 21:48Speaker 1: that's not what they're after.
- 21:50Speaker 4: They're actually looking for people out there to help them
- 21:52Speaker 4: out with their police lineups. You know. So when there's
- 21:55Speaker 4: a situation where they've got a witness who's witnessed something,
- 21:58Speaker 4: they generally have a police liner. Five guys for example.
- 22:03Speaker 4: They all line up and they say to the witness,
- 22:05Speaker 4: can you recognize a person you know that did the crime?
- 22:09Speaker 4: And then they point you out sort of thing. Right, yes,
- 22:12Speaker 4: so you would be one of the other people.
- 22:14Speaker 8: You wouldn't be the actual criminal obviously, unless you had
- 22:17Speaker 8: committed a crime.
- 22:18Speaker 7: Crime.
- 22:19Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, not certainly, not one that i'd admit
- 22:21Speaker 6: to on the radio.
- 22:21Speaker 4: Actually we should establish that now, have you committed any crimes?
- 22:24Speaker 4: Because I don't want you.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Well, I think whether I have or not is you know,
- 22:28Speaker 1: I don't. It's up to the police to prove it.
- 22:30Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, no, that's true. Okay, So yeah, no, you
- 22:32Speaker 4: would be just in the lineup as one of the
- 22:34Speaker 4: people that they're choosing from.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Is that acting or is it?
- 22:37Speaker 6: Because isn't that just you walk up and then you
- 22:39Speaker 6: sort of stand front ways and go sideways and then
- 22:42Speaker 6: just stand in the lineup.
- 22:43Speaker 8: Is that it's there's a bit of a trick to
- 22:45Speaker 8: it as well. I started out doing this Jason as well.
- 22:48Speaker 8: I mean, they don't pay huge money, but it's better
- 22:49Speaker 8: than nothing. There's no money in this one.
- 22:51Speaker 1: They sort of they get you up there and.
- 22:54Speaker 8: They choose you because you look a bit shady, you
- 22:56Speaker 8: know what I mean, like there's something wrong with you,
- 22:59Speaker 8: and then your role is to look as innocent as possible, right, well,
- 23:05Speaker 8: innocent because if you don't, I mean, the stakes couldn't
- 23:09Speaker 8: be high, could I put it that way?
- 23:11Speaker 6: Actually that's a good point. So what happens if like
- 23:14Speaker 6: the witness can't remember, probably they point at me. Yeah,
- 23:18Speaker 6: well no not yeah? What what does what means? What
- 23:20Speaker 6: does that mean? Like, you know, does then someone come
- 23:22Speaker 6: out and go, no, that's the wrong person or.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Well that's what I say.
- 23:26Speaker 4: You've got to respect what the witness says, and if
- 23:28Speaker 4: they do having to pick you, then so be it tough.
- 23:31Speaker 1: We know what do you mean? So be it I
- 23:33Speaker 1: didn't do the crime?
- 23:35Speaker 7: Wow?
- 23:35Speaker 8: If you did, the witness disagrees, Yeah, if the witness
- 23:37Speaker 8: feels that you did, I mean, if you didn't do it,
- 23:40Speaker 8: then why are you being picked out of a lineup?
- 23:41Speaker 1: Well, because Jason's put me in the lineup.
- 23:43Speaker 8: Yeah, but it sounds like you've got questions to answer
- 23:45Speaker 8: at the very least if somebody's picking you out of lineup.
- 23:48Speaker 8: I mean, it's not the sort of thing that just
- 23:49Speaker 8: happens out of the blue.
- 23:51Speaker 1: And can I just.
- 23:51Speaker 4: Make the point too on this front, you're innocent until
- 23:54Speaker 4: proven guilty.
- 23:55Speaker 8: By the way, less of you for getting done for
- 23:59Speaker 8: some kind of what is crime? And best reality, wasn't it?
- 24:04Speaker 6: But well, hang on, So the first gig is okay,
- 24:11Speaker 6: and so and if I get picked out of the lineup,
- 24:14Speaker 6: I get I have to go through the system and
- 24:17Speaker 6: then all of a sudden I could potentially be heaped
- 24:20Speaker 6: with some horrific crime.
- 24:22Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 24:22Speaker 8: So all I would say is a couple of things,
- 24:24Speaker 8: work on your acting and to just try and control
- 24:26Speaker 8: those urges.
- 24:27Speaker 7: Just hang on.
- 24:28Speaker 2: The Hurarchy Bing Show podcast.
- 24:31Speaker 4: Oh listened, Queens of the sone age there on the
- 24:33Speaker 4: radio Honarchy Big Show.
- 24:34Speaker 1: This what is it? Wednesday?
- 24:37Speaker 4: Yeah, Wednesday afternoon. A little very special guest in the studio.
- 24:41Speaker 4: Whether to be honest, special she we see her all
- 24:45Speaker 4: the time. So I wouldn't say she's I mean she's
- 24:47Speaker 4: a special person. She's lovely enough, but you know, in
- 24:50Speaker 4: terms of someone i've never met before, or like a
- 24:53Speaker 4: massive superstar, yeah, I mean she's a superstar, but I
- 24:57Speaker 4: wouldn't say like a massive superstar. Of course, I'm talking
- 25:00Speaker 4: about Laura mcgoldrech, a made house life.
- 25:04Speaker 3: That's what an introduction like. I've had some interest today
- 25:07Speaker 3: because I've been put through the car wash here and
- 25:09Speaker 3: just look, but I'm no, no introduction like that. I'm
- 25:13Speaker 3: kind of lovely.
- 25:14Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you are lovely. I think kind of
- 25:17Speaker 4: what I was trying to say, Laura, Laura is that
- 25:19Speaker 4: used to always work here and we see you all
- 25:21Speaker 4: the time. We haven't seen it for a little while,
- 25:23Speaker 4: so I was just saying, it's not that big a
- 25:25Speaker 4: deal that you're here, to.
- 25:26Speaker 3: Be honest, Yeah, no, it's Look, it's not I mean
- 25:28Speaker 3: certainly not over the side of the building anyway.
- 25:31Speaker 8: Do you want to tell us about why you're here
- 25:32Speaker 8: and then I'll complain about some things.
- 25:34Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm here because Keizy and I now spend
- 25:37Speaker 3: more time than we've ever spent together.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Before it was zero, yeah, and now and now it's weekly.
- 25:43Speaker 3: It's weekly, so that feels it feels like, yeah, it's good.
- 25:46Speaker 3: And so we've got a new show coming up, The
- 25:48Speaker 3: ACC does Game of two Halves.
- 25:50Speaker 8: What's coming out?
- 25:52Speaker 3: Well, this one is did the ACC didn't do the last?
- 25:54Speaker 8: Right?
- 25:54Speaker 1: Okay?
- 25:55Speaker 3: So yeah, so we've got The ACC does two Halves.
- 26:00Speaker 3: It's on Thursdays eight thirty, Sky Open and sky Sport.
- 26:03Speaker 1: That's free to isn't it?
- 26:05Speaker 3: It certainly is.
- 26:06Speaker 4: What channel is that by the way, is that like
- 26:08Speaker 4: fifty eight or four four four?
- 26:11Speaker 1: Is it SI channel four on the Dakota Channel.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'll tell you what in all seriousness, hugely
- 26:18Speaker 4: popular show back in the day with Old Ridgie and
- 26:22Speaker 4: what's his name is lark Alice? Quite a big ask really,
- 26:25Speaker 4: the sort of take it on again in some ways.
- 26:28Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, not something I'm tractually obliged to do it.
- 26:31Speaker 3: So I so you know, how to.
- 26:35Speaker 1: You you don't want to do it, and they say,
- 26:37Speaker 1: well you're doing it?
- 26:38Speaker 7: Is it work with Key?
- 26:40Speaker 3: But now we're together, I'm like, okay, pretty well, it's okay,
- 26:42Speaker 3: he's pretty good. I mean, we have filmed the first
- 26:46Speaker 3: episode and look, to be honest, the person who probably
- 26:50Speaker 3: takes the heat the most would be you, Keezy.
- 26:52Speaker 1: Would you say, no, that's a fair I brought it
- 26:55Speaker 1: on myself though, it's because of you. I had, I
- 26:57Speaker 1: had bangs.
- 26:58Speaker 4: You still have bands?
- 26:59Speaker 6: Yeah, I've It turns out this fringe of I'm rocking
- 27:01Speaker 6: his band, he's got bands with the band.
- 27:04Speaker 8: Was massively confident about that haircut when he came in
- 27:06Speaker 8: the other day. Won't you do you remember that?
- 27:08Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 27:08Speaker 1: You're like, this is exactly what I asked for and
- 27:10Speaker 1: I'm loving it.
- 27:11Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 27:11Speaker 4: Yes.
- 27:13Speaker 3: What concerns me greatly is is there is that you've
- 27:15Speaker 3: got you We told you you had bangs, but you've
- 27:18Speaker 3: come to work today, so you've had twenty four forty
- 27:20Speaker 3: sort of remedy that it still looks like that, which
- 27:23Speaker 3: is interesting. It's an interesting move from you.
- 27:25Speaker 1: I think I think Keysy's here too.
- 27:28Speaker 3: I think it's great, easy with the beans.
- 27:29Speaker 7: There's a lot of.
- 27:30Speaker 4: People out there that think it looks like the end
- 27:32Speaker 4: of a poodle, but I reckon it looks awesome. Have
- 27:35Speaker 4: people been saying that Jason was in the office, But
- 27:38Speaker 4: so you've filmed the first episode obviously, and let me
- 27:41Speaker 4: just say this, Keysy, great talent, great talent.
- 27:45Speaker 3: No one could notice because of his haircut.
- 27:48Speaker 4: Haircut, do you know what.
- 27:49Speaker 8: I wasn't super enthused about watching it to begin with,
- 27:52Speaker 8: but now that I know that Keysy is going on
- 27:54Speaker 8: the under the bus for the full twenty two minutes.
- 27:56Speaker 3: On them, they had to elongate it because of Keysy's here,
- 28:00Speaker 3: So it was like it was a real problem.
- 28:02Speaker 1: It's a keezy' here special and they couldn't fit.
- 28:05Speaker 3: It, and they couldn't for the graphics. It was keasy
- 28:07Speaker 3: with the bang so they had to sort of rejig
- 28:09Speaker 3: a few things. So I've gone a full twenty seven
- 28:11Speaker 3: minutes now, so that was good.
- 28:13Speaker 6: Yeah, it was going to be like a contestant based
- 28:15Speaker 6: game show, but now it's just me there with my bangs.
- 28:18Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was laughing at it. The thing that we.
- 28:21Speaker 8: Were Jason and I were really hoping Laura from the
- 28:23Speaker 8: original series from about fifteen twenty years ago, was please God,
- 28:27Speaker 8: please please.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Bring back Charade.
- 28:30Speaker 8: Can you tell us whether the Charades is and there
- 28:32Speaker 8: or not, because it would be a goddamn shame if
- 28:34Speaker 8: I didn't get to sit down at home and watch
- 28:37Speaker 8: forty five year old men playing charades.
- 28:38Speaker 3: Tell me, we're so glad you've brought this up, because
- 28:42Speaker 3: yes it has and there's some contention over with it
- 28:43Speaker 3: Charaza Charades, but Keysy might be involved in it. And
- 28:48Speaker 3: having watched him and I obviously loved The Big Show,
- 28:50Speaker 3: a big fan, and I was concerned about him being
- 28:54Speaker 3: called up for it with the with the wheezing and
- 28:57Speaker 3: by the end of his turn could barely breathe. So
- 29:01Speaker 3: he's got the bangs. He's wheezing all over the show.
- 29:03Speaker 3: We almost had to stop filming because he was so
- 29:06Speaker 3: out of breath, and he didn't bring us Inhaler was
- 29:09Speaker 3: really really conced.
- 29:11Speaker 1: What are you about?
- 29:13Speaker 7: Well?
- 29:13Speaker 3: That that also flared up. I saw after the disthma
- 29:16Speaker 3: kicked off. I do I do add some cream in
- 29:20Speaker 3: my bag if you need it, my kids need it
- 29:22Speaker 3: to don't worry, don't feel bad about it.
- 29:23Speaker 1: Don't worry about that.
- 29:24Speaker 3: I've got a spacer for the inhaler as well. I'll
- 29:26Speaker 3: bring that next time.
- 29:27Speaker 4: Excellent.
- 29:27Speaker 1: I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll go to see
- 29:29Speaker 1: Shed and we'll come back and keep chatting.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
- 29:37Speaker 4: Indeed, she had there on the radio. Hod Archy Big
- 29:39Speaker 4: Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've got special guest Laura and
- 29:43Speaker 4: the Gold Trick in the show with us this afternoon
- 29:45Speaker 4: talking about Game of Two Halves, which is starting again
- 29:49Speaker 4: on sky Sport Open.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Thingy sour two ways.
- 29:53Speaker 3: You can watch us sky Open or sky Sports Yes
- 29:56Speaker 3: and sky Opens free to ear and it's on eight
- 29:58Speaker 3: thirties on Thursday.
- 30:00Speaker 4: I initially heard it was at seven thirty, which concerned
- 30:02Speaker 4: me because that sort of limits you in the amount
- 30:04Speaker 4: of filth even.
- 30:05Speaker 6: Without the initial So the worry was talking to Matt macfowl,
- 30:09Speaker 6: the producer. He was one of his early worries was shiit.
- 30:12Speaker 6: The ACC is known for sometimes even getting canceled for
- 30:15Speaker 6: some of the stuff they say. And it's not at
- 30:17Speaker 6: seven thirty, so I think because of that, they've bumped
- 30:19Speaker 6: it to eight.
- 30:20Speaker 7: Yeah, good call.
- 30:20Speaker 4: Yeah, and how did you find the first episode? Was
- 30:23Speaker 4: there good chemistry going on there?
- 30:24Speaker 3: It's a bit of a train wreck, to be honest. Yeah,
- 30:27Speaker 3: but you know sometimes people like watching train wrecks do Yeah.
- 30:30Speaker 3: It lore keasy with the bangs. Obviously that haircut there,
- 30:33Speaker 3: which again I mean you've had some time to fix
- 30:36Speaker 3: that now, Laura.
- 30:37Speaker 1: I like my hair, thank you very much. I still
- 30:39Speaker 1: like it.
- 30:39Speaker 4: Can I ask you seriously, Laura, Yes, I think it's
- 30:42Speaker 4: a great Hairdo do you have an issue with it?
- 30:45Speaker 1: Okay? Really I think that.
- 30:47Speaker 3: I just think that I just you paid someone to
- 30:50Speaker 3: have them cut here.
- 30:51Speaker 6: Like that, so they cut it and then I sort
- 30:52Speaker 6: of just leave it and my natural buffiness just comes out.
- 30:55Speaker 4: Yeah that's what. Yeah, it's like he's just rolled out
- 30:58Speaker 4: of bed after making limit.
- 31:00Speaker 6: You could just get back to go to Laura. One
- 31:03Speaker 6: thing I was concerned about was that it is such
- 31:05Speaker 6: a beloved show. It's right in the vernacular that you
- 31:07Speaker 6: got Riggie mark ellis like comedy legends icons. People have
- 31:11Speaker 6: viewed the stuff from back to mouth gases. But you
- 31:14Speaker 6: know what, Yeah, he's in balleb. We don't talk about him.
- 31:17Speaker 1: But it was such an excellent keys.
- 31:18Speaker 4: He really likes to still a lot.
- 31:20Speaker 3: How was the health retreat?
- 31:21Speaker 1: Yeah that was good. Him and thanking hung out. It
- 31:23Speaker 1: was really nice.
- 31:25Speaker 6: But how about how worry to you about jumping in
- 31:28Speaker 6: there and filling in this thing where people like love
- 31:30Speaker 6: that era of TV.
- 31:31Speaker 1: Now we're bringing it back, you know what I mean.
- 31:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a little I'm a little worried I'm a
- 31:34Speaker 3: little concerned. But I think the thing is is that
- 31:36Speaker 3: you're the premise of it the same, but everyone's so different,
- 31:39Speaker 3: and you know that might be a good thing, it
- 31:41Speaker 3: might not.
- 31:42Speaker 8: Look Jason and I have talked about this now. Concerners
- 31:44Speaker 8: it's going to be too woke.
- 31:48Speaker 4: Absolutely, man, Look, can I give you guys some advice
- 31:52Speaker 4: as an experienced actor and so forth, do the job,
- 31:56Speaker 4: get it done, move on, don't worry about it.
- 31:58Speaker 3: Man back for second season.
- 32:00Speaker 4: And if it's an absolute which it could be, what
- 32:03Speaker 4: so just just do it.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Move on, get the check.
- 32:07Speaker 6: Move on you guys, take the check.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Get the check.
- 32:17Speaker 1: But are you quite concerned about that? Genuinely?
- 32:20Speaker 8: Oh?
- 32:21Speaker 6: Look, no, I am no, because it's motivated me to
- 32:25Speaker 6: make sure we bring a certain level of humor. Because
- 32:27Speaker 6: people are picturing this show from back in the day.
- 32:29Speaker 6: It has to be funny.
- 32:30Speaker 3: But back in the day. There's a reason the back
- 32:32Speaker 3: of the day is back in the day. And yeah,
- 32:36Speaker 3: so that is interesting. I'm enjoying. There has been some
- 32:38Speaker 3: initial concerns written in the comments, and someone brought my attention.
- 32:41Speaker 3: Brother brought some attention to the to the fact that
- 32:44Speaker 3: this could be of concern. But I think we're so
- 32:47Speaker 3: different except the premise of the games. Games are the same.
- 32:50Speaker 3: But you've got a problem with charas.
- 32:57Speaker 4: And the thing is, Gloria, you've already got a very
- 33:00Speaker 4: highly distinguished career.
- 33:02Speaker 1: You know you're a quality broadcast.
- 33:06Speaker 3: A good way to butcher it, I will say to.
- 33:09Speaker 4: My wife, actually, when I'm watching you quite often, Laura
- 33:12Speaker 4: is an exceptional broadcaster.
- 33:15Speaker 3: And you doing so much nicer than the intro you
- 33:17Speaker 3: gave me.
- 33:17Speaker 1: And that's the true. And he watches you very closely.
- 33:20Speaker 4: And whereas Keezy Keyzy's just starting out in his career.
- 33:27Speaker 1: For thirteen, I had a different haircut back, but he's
- 33:29Speaker 1: a bit more nervous about you know, the possible ramification.
- 33:34Speaker 3: Do you read the comments?
- 33:37Speaker 6: In fact, we went through the comments yesterday on our
- 33:39Speaker 6: show and laughed at them. But I never read the comments.
- 33:41Speaker 6: I just feel, what's it called a responsibility to make
- 33:44Speaker 6: sure it is iffing funny for people?
- 33:46Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 33:47Speaker 6: Because yourself, mate, No, absolutely, but we're making sure we're
- 33:50Speaker 6: packing and Tony Larson who's writing a lot of it,
- 33:52Speaker 6: and they've done a really good job and it is
- 33:54Speaker 6: genuinely freaking funny.
- 33:55Speaker 3: Some of it is very funny. A lot of people
- 33:56Speaker 3: have said to me because we filmed the first episode
- 33:59Speaker 3: and I've done a like a loose cut of it,
- 34:01Speaker 3: and apparently there was it was quite funny, funny, quite funny,
- 34:04Speaker 3: what I want to say, more than quite funny, just
- 34:06Speaker 3: against it wasn't first episode.
- 34:08Speaker 1: They're always man very difficult, it seems kind.
- 34:11Speaker 4: On the first episodes generally tend to be the best,
- 34:14Speaker 4: and then they go down around there. Yeah, yeah, that's
- 34:17Speaker 4: all up and read.
- 34:18Speaker 1: It's like opening night of a play. Yeah, and then
- 34:20Speaker 1: you get a year, goes yeah, and then after that
- 34:22Speaker 1: and goes, I don't care anymore.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Yeah, we've done the first one.
- 34:24Speaker 4: Who Hey, very excited to see it Thursday, This Thursday, tomorrow,
- 34:29Speaker 4: it's tomorrow, Hate thirty eight thirty open and sky Sport.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Yeah great. Well are you wrapping things up?
- 34:36Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 34:36Speaker 4: I am.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Are you in a rush?
- 34:38Speaker 1: Oh look, I've got to go wheeze.
- 34:39Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, don't let me keep you. You should get
- 34:43Speaker 3: that looked out of it. That's the sixth time.
- 34:45Speaker 1: Yeah, But Laura and Goldrick, thanks for coming in.
- 34:47Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for having me, guys, thank you.
- 34:49Speaker 2: The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
- 34:53Speaker 4: And Kissy, You're welcome back your massive bagbones. I tell
- 34:56Speaker 4: you what plenty going on after six o'clock, including.
- 34:59Speaker 1: What's on the t EV with Mike Mino, the chat
- 35:02Speaker 1: with Laura McGoldrick Fellers.
- 35:04Speaker 4: Yeah, she's always she's she's great, Laura.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Why are you so weird about her? You don't like you?
- 35:10Speaker 8: No?
- 35:10Speaker 1: I think she's lovely person.
- 35:11Speaker 4: I think she's a brilliant book broadcaster as well. All right, genuinely, genuinely, No,
- 35:16Speaker 4: she's always a good chat.
- 35:17Speaker 5: Ah.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I was just talking about what was after sex, that's all. Yeah, true,
- 35:21Speaker 1: I saw reflect and then move on. Oh sure, sure
- 35:24Speaker 1: can't now it's a bit all over the place now,
- 35:26Speaker 1: so we'll just move on. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's fine.
- 35:29Speaker 4: No, I think Laura is great now listen.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Also, what's for tea?
- 35:33Speaker 7: With me? Easy?
- 35:38Speaker 4: So text through on three four eight three? What's on
- 35:40Speaker 4: the dinner table? Maybe I should get Pugs on to
- 35:43Speaker 4: come in and talk about Japanese egg recipe.
- 35:46Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, we should definitely do that.
- 35:48Speaker 6: If you want to send through it having for dinner
- 35:49Speaker 6: three four eight three, you can win a fifty a
- 35:51Speaker 6: night and day about you and also.
- 35:52Speaker 4: If you want to hear Pugs's egg recipe.
- 35:55Speaker 1: We can get them in What do You reckon?
- 35:58Speaker 7: Mike? Yeah?
- 35:58Speaker 2: Man, The Daking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 36:03Speaker 2: tune in week days at four on Radio HODAK.
- 36:05Speaker 1: Welcome back, your messive backbones. You're listening to The Big Show,
- 36:09Speaker 1: brought to you by Night and.
- 36:14Speaker 4: Day. The podcast outro that we did today, which is
- 36:18Speaker 4: what we record a sort of a warm up before
- 36:21Speaker 4: we do.
- 36:21Speaker 1: The show proper. Do you think we need to explain
- 36:23Speaker 1: what it is every night?
- 36:23Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 36:23Speaker 1: I think someone might be joining us for the first time. Um.
- 36:27Speaker 4: And by the way, you can catch the podcast today
- 36:30Speaker 4: on YouTube. It'll be released tomorrow YouTube.
- 36:33Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 36:33Speaker 6: Yeah. It takes Punkstarnu of twenty four hours to sort
- 36:35Speaker 6: of put it together and cut it up and stuff.
- 36:38Speaker 1: It's a doozy today from recollection it was a doozy.
- 36:40Speaker 1: It was an extra long one. And that'll be auble
- 36:42Speaker 1: at seven thirty tonight.
- 36:43Speaker 6: Re get your potties from just search Hoduky Big Show
- 36:46Speaker 6: Tonight's clip.
- 36:47Speaker 1: Here's a little snippet. It's called menage.
- 36:52Speaker 4: Good to go for it.
- 36:53Speaker 8: If it had to be me or Keyzy. I can't
- 37:00Speaker 8: believe you thought about you thought about it from him.
- 37:07Speaker 4: Actually, I actually did, and then my brain just went off.
- 37:15Speaker 4: I did actually picture it for a while. Incidentally, the
- 37:18Speaker 4: answer to that question, Mogi is you.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Thank Yeah, I appreciate that. Why Mogi, you're not me? Oh,
- 37:24Speaker 1: I've got my reasons.
- 37:26Speaker 6: It's because of the thing you were saying in the
- 37:27Speaker 6: party about how you don't want an absolute stallion in
- 37:29Speaker 6: their ah but you look bad, make me look bad.
- 37:35Speaker 6: That's what you were saying in the podcast. I'm assuming
- 37:37Speaker 6: that's the reason why you'd prefer Mogi was involved with
- 37:39Speaker 6: a threesome with you.
- 37:40Speaker 1: Are you saying that Moggie is not a stallion?
- 37:42Speaker 8: Yeah, well I think what he's saying is that he's
- 37:44Speaker 8: a stallion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you can sort of tell,
- 37:48Speaker 8: you know, he just raised it.
- 37:49Speaker 7: I can't tell.
- 37:50Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm a stallion, all right, Steria, A snorting
- 37:55Speaker 6: stallion with a yeah, a rutting stallion with a little
- 37:58Speaker 6: button must.
- 38:02Speaker 7: Exu what you keezy?
- 38:03Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be funny, Yeah, a little there.
- 38:10Speaker 6: Hey, what's next? It's old what's for? Teau's here with me,
- 38:13Speaker 6: Casey sitting through what you're having for dinner? On three
- 38:15Speaker 6: four eight three, and we're going to do that next.
- 38:17Speaker 6: So cool, it's not that funny.
- 38:20Speaker 2: Shut up the whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
- 38:24Speaker 2: Mike Minogue and Keezy.
- 38:26Speaker 4: David Bowie there on the radio Hodachi Big Show this
- 38:29Speaker 4: Wednesday afternoon.
- 38:30Speaker 1: But right now it's time for What's on the Telly
- 38:35Speaker 1: with Mike Minogue.
- 38:40Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good Man.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Kesey, don't even bother me. I just think we do
- 38:56Speaker 1: it for too long. It was nice doing it high there, Jason,
- 38:58Speaker 1: thank you you're voice.
- 38:59Speaker 8: And yeah, last night I watched Seinfeld, so good man,
- 39:07Speaker 8: and the episodes are really funny at the moment, Wow,
- 39:10Speaker 8: really really good.
- 39:10Speaker 7: They've come good.
- 39:11Speaker 1: We went through about probably twenty episodes.
- 39:13Speaker 7: That were garbage.
- 39:14Speaker 1: Do you think it was a whole season that was
- 39:16Speaker 1: a bit off and then it was sort of across
- 39:18Speaker 1: a couple of seasons. But very yeah, no, very very good.
- 39:21Speaker 7: What was the last night?
- 39:22Speaker 1: I can't remember anyway, Signfeld?
- 39:23Speaker 7: What do you watch?
- 39:24Speaker 1: Chase? I went back to the Old Man with Jeff
- 39:27Speaker 1: Bridges and John tell us everything that happened.
- 39:30Speaker 4: I won't tell you everything that happens, but I will
- 39:32Speaker 4: say this because I gave it four and a half
- 39:34Speaker 4: out of five, but come down, no, five out of five. Oh,
- 39:38Speaker 4: little subtleties getting revealed all the time, which is really nice.
- 39:41Speaker 4: But also what I'm really enjoying about it is it's complicated,
- 39:46Speaker 4: but it's not so complicated that you're.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Sitting there going what the is going on?
- 39:51Speaker 4: So it's easy to follow, but you've got to pay
- 39:54Speaker 4: attention obviously, and everyone that's in it's really good, right.
- 39:58Speaker 4: The performances are excellent, the story is excellent, the acting
- 40:02Speaker 4: is excellent. Disney check it out. The Old Man, how good?
- 40:07Speaker 6: Yeah, speaking of five stars out of five, five busies. Sorry,
- 40:11Speaker 6: celebrity chooser Island Last Night?
- 40:13Speaker 7: Oh yeah? Is that on every night?
- 40:15Speaker 6: It's on three nights a week on Plus. I think
- 40:18Speaker 6: it might be Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, which is nice because
- 40:22Speaker 6: for the next like four weeks or five weeks or
- 40:23Speaker 6: whatever it is, we have a show to watch. It's
- 40:27Speaker 6: it's mindless. You turn it on, we fast forward through
- 40:29Speaker 6: the charity challenges because that's there's nothing, no steaks, it's
- 40:33Speaker 6: just raising money for your charity, which is nice.
- 40:35Speaker 1: Yeah, but we want to see the drama the beef,
- 40:37Speaker 1: do you.
- 40:37Speaker 6: That's a good idea and it would occur to me
- 40:39Speaker 6: this year, there's a guy Tarmody Tomody Coffee, Tarmiti Coffee,
- 40:45Speaker 6: former breakfast presenter. Yeah, and he did this thing in
- 40:50Speaker 6: the very first challenge and he cheated, and he knows
- 40:53Speaker 6: he cheated, and he is sticking to his guns that no,
- 40:55Speaker 6: I didn't cheat. And it is like cringe worthy watching
- 40:58Speaker 6: a guy lie and you've got twenty camera angles of it.
- 41:02Speaker 6: Everyone's then doing diary cams going just admit that you lied, man,
- 41:06Speaker 6: And that team is now their morale is completely rooted
- 41:09Speaker 6: because everyone thinks he's a liar and he's too proud
- 41:11Speaker 6: to admit that he's not light and that he's like.
- 41:13Speaker 4: That's the only reason I'd do a show like that
- 41:15Speaker 4: is to just really screw it up. But lie, cheat, yes,
- 41:20Speaker 4: see double stab people on the back, people in the
- 41:24Speaker 4: front and the front.
- 41:25Speaker 1: I'd be horrendous.
- 41:26Speaker 4: Yes, if you're able to smoke darries as well, so
- 41:29Speaker 4: I'd being a hoo of the mood.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what?
- 41:32Speaker 6: Like at the end of this episode, there was a
- 41:33Speaker 6: situation where they played a steal and stole some stuff, Right,
- 41:36Speaker 6: you're about to do that, and both teams started chirping
- 41:40Speaker 6: each other like yeah, all right, yeah, we're going to
- 41:41Speaker 6: get you, like genuinely leffed off with each other.
- 41:43Speaker 8: And I was like, I was like, this is really weird.
- 41:46Speaker 8: This is going to be good eating. This sounds like
- 41:48Speaker 8: good eating though for a celebrity Trees rioln It.
- 41:50Speaker 6: Is juicy, and you can tell that the people doing
- 41:52Speaker 6: it have never watched the show before and don't realize
- 41:54Speaker 6: how much of a deck they're going to look like
- 41:56Speaker 6: when it's on TV.
- 41:57Speaker 1: It's so good, it's so you'd.
- 42:00Speaker 6: Be very entertaining on it, actually, Jays, Yeah, I wouldn't
- 42:03Speaker 6: watch it though, No, most people wouldn't.
- 42:05Speaker 1: If you're on it, most people probably would. J Yeah,
- 42:10Speaker 1: just to see how I'd cope with no darries. You're true,
- 42:12Speaker 1: you know the way to do it. Maybe actually put
- 42:16Speaker 1: me on an island somewhere. Ye sweet.
- 42:21Speaker 2: As the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 42:26Speaker 2: and a.
- 42:27Speaker 4: Ce DC there on the radio Hotarky Big Show this
- 42:30Speaker 4: Wednesday afternoon. Now, Mogi, only three more sleeps mate to
- 42:35Speaker 4: the Big Fight. Yeah, David Nika down at the What's
- 42:40Speaker 4: It vinc Via Duct de Vince Center, and we want
- 42:45Speaker 4: a couple of backbones to join us at our Backbone table, don't.
- 42:47Speaker 1: We feel on sure do backbone.
- 42:51Speaker 6: If you've never been to a live boxing fight, or
- 42:53Speaker 6: maybe you have, but you've never set ringside at the tables,
- 42:56Speaker 6: which costs thousands of dollars ten thousand or something more
- 43:01Speaker 6: to get just a table, and then that has about
- 43:04Speaker 6: eight people on it.
- 43:05Speaker 7: Wow.
- 43:05Speaker 6: But as part of that you are close to the fight.
- 43:07Speaker 6: It's a formal weird area, so you gotta put a
- 43:09Speaker 6: jacket on and stuff, and you get free three course meal,
- 43:12Speaker 6: free booze all night, responsibly of course, dessert, little treats
- 43:16Speaker 6: and stuff. It's really great and you're right up close
- 43:18Speaker 6: and personal. Yeah, if you want to mate, would like
- 43:21Speaker 6: to win that, go to your phone and get it out.
- 43:24Speaker 6: Text the word fight to three four eight three. You're
- 43:27Speaker 6: gonna link to ant. I believe we're going to announce
- 43:29Speaker 6: that at the end of this week. So a pretty
- 43:31Speaker 6: quick thing. Yeah, yeah, worth doing it as Manuka Doctor
- 43:35Speaker 6: presents David yuk v Tommy Kryptonite carp and see.
- 43:38Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very exciting and I'm genuinely looking forward to that.
- 43:42Speaker 4: Never been to a live fight before, seeing men smack
- 43:45Speaker 4: the living crap out of each other.
- 43:46Speaker 1: No, no combat sport at all, you've never been to
- 43:48Speaker 1: see anything? No, it is great or do you just
- 43:54Speaker 1: go okay, you've seen Okay.
- 43:57Speaker 8: What will make it a bit different will be being
- 43:59Speaker 8: so close because I've been to a few I've been
- 44:01Speaker 8: to a few charity boxing thingings. Then seen mates fight.
- 44:05Speaker 8: That was a good time. Yes, I went to the
- 44:07Speaker 8: Israel ad to say in you're fighting against Strickland last year,
- 44:10Speaker 8: but it was a little bit further away.
- 44:12Speaker 7: Whatever.
- 44:13Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, I WoT.
- 44:14Speaker 6: Wait, I've been I've been to about sex fights and
- 44:17Speaker 6: I think four of them. I was at tables like
- 44:18Speaker 6: this because I was working for Sky at the time.
- 44:21Speaker 6: And you're sitting below the ring, right, the ring is
- 44:24Speaker 6: there and they're slightly up high and you might be
- 44:26Speaker 6: like five maybe ten meters back on a table, so
- 44:29Speaker 6: a lot of it as you're looking up at the
- 44:30Speaker 6: big screen, but then.
- 44:31Speaker 1: Directly below it is the fight and it's it's great.
- 44:35Speaker 1: It's a really good way to watch.
- 44:36Speaker 4: Yeah, looking forward to it. So make sure you get
- 44:37Speaker 4: involved in that. If you want to join us on
- 44:39Speaker 4: the Backbone table, I'd love to see you there.
- 44:41Speaker 7: That's right.
- 44:41Speaker 6: Text fights to three four eight three you get a
- 44:43Speaker 6: link to enter there, or if you want to watch it.
- 44:45Speaker 1: It is live on Dezonne, which is daz n dot com.
- 44:49Speaker 2: The hurd Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
- 44:53Speaker 2: and Kisey.
- 45:02Speaker 1: Well, there you go, your man, dastards. That's your Wednesday
- 45:04Speaker 1: down and dusted. Ogie your plans for the night please,
- 45:06Speaker 1: I am going to a play tonight now, oh god,
- 45:08Speaker 1: how TV?
- 45:09Speaker 8: You're going to a play called Me My Mother and
- 45:11Speaker 8: Susie Cato starring the magnificent Magnificent Florence Hadigan. She was
- 45:16Speaker 8: a madam so ultimately you know how that goes tomorrow?
- 45:19Speaker 8: Should have made character And no, that's Tony Collette, madame lady. Okay,
- 45:25Speaker 8: oh yeah, I know how Rachel Rachel, I know who
- 45:28Speaker 8: you're talking about. I always get them confused. Jason, Rachel
- 45:33Speaker 8: Griffiths and Tony cleta Australian actor the same age.
- 45:36Speaker 7: Pretty I thought.
- 45:38Speaker 4: Rachel Griffith was an American actor, but there you go Australian. Okay, good, Yeah,
- 45:43Speaker 4: what are you up to, Kesy?
- 45:45Speaker 1: Tonight?
- 45:46Speaker 6: My wife is on focus groups all night on via
- 45:50Speaker 6: Zoom focus Groups till ten pm. She's watching some focus
- 45:54Speaker 6: group reactions to some stuff she's doing at work, and
- 45:57Speaker 6: so she has to do that in the office for
- 45:59Speaker 6: three hours.
- 46:00Speaker 1: So I'm going to go home. She's already made dinner apparently,
- 46:03Speaker 1: eat dinner, play PlayStation. Have a we porch, Peggy Patton,
- 46:07Speaker 1: have a porch? What do you think I said? Have
- 46:09Speaker 1: a we pawn? Yeah, I'm want to go home and
- 46:12Speaker 1: have a we pawn. What are you doing tonight, Jason,
- 46:15Speaker 1: I'm just going to chill out tonight, talk to my wife.
- 46:17Speaker 1: Are you guys on speaking to terms now?
- 46:19Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 46:19Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we're going We're going along. Great guns, Thanks mate,
- 46:22Speaker 4: that's good. That's probably it.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Really watch a bit of TV's.
- 46:27Speaker 6: Great okay, Yeah, yeah, yeah, No bullshit about going to
- 46:30Speaker 6: the gym or making it to the gym.
- 46:32Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, And I've already made love so the gym today, Fellas,
- 46:36Speaker 8: I don't need to go to the sauna, all right.
- 46:39Speaker 8: And there's an old fellow. There's a guy that went
- 46:41Speaker 8: in there completely nude, just with a face cloth to
- 46:43Speaker 8: put over his downstairs. But he put his bear ass
- 46:47Speaker 8: on the bench. People are weird, man.
- 46:51Speaker 1: I don't think that's too crazy for a sauna.
- 46:55Speaker 8: It isn't the sense of who else is said on
- 46:58Speaker 8: there with their beer ass and balls and do you
- 47:00Speaker 8: want to sit on that?
- 47:03Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 47:03Speaker 1: Gross, Tfkez was in there. In that scenario would have gone,
- 47:07Speaker 1: here we go, man face cloth. There'd be a bit
- 47:10Speaker 1: of a Yeah, I'd bang the old man and.
- 47:14Speaker 4: Ye man, the three sim we talked about on the
- 47:16Speaker 4: outtray today. You know what I mean?
- 47:20Speaker 1: I don't know, man. Yeah, I bang the old guy
- 47:22Speaker 1: with the flannel overs downstairs.
- 47:23Speaker 7: Jason. Yeah.
- 47:24Speaker 4: Hey, make sure yeah, make sure you listen to the podcasts.
- 47:30Speaker 1: Don't check out the Instagram accoun because it's a new
- 47:31Speaker 1: video out. I believe there's a new video out. And yeah,
- 47:34Speaker 1: have a good night, okay bye, thanks mate,