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Scott Tavlin VS Warren Sapp, StubHub Sucks & More! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 9.28.26)` · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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That's how I feel right now. We'll get to it
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in a little bit. Went to the Cubs game. It was
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a good time, but it doesn't take away from the
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fact that as of right now, I feel a little bit
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like... That's what we finna do, kill the radio.
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And now... Back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
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for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJs,
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your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude.
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One, two, three, go! Door is closing. Hi, this
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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.
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With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. Yes! No, no, no,
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no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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on fire. Okay, well, here we go. All right. Here
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we go. Lacking any meat. And that's what real
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women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in
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4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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with Hoppy. Hi, how are you? This is happy hour.
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Might as well get this over with because it is
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Monday. Hey, guys. What's up, G? want to go to
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tchotchkes get some coffee oh it's a little early
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i gotta get out of here i think i'm gonna lose
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it uh oh sounds like somebody's got a case of
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the mundus again uh oh sounds like somebody's
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got a case of the mundus uh oh sounds like somebody's
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got a case of the mundus finally uh oh sounds
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like somebody's got a case of the mundus let
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me ask you something When you come in on Monday
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and you're not feeling real well, does anyone
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ever say to you, sounds like someone has a case
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of the Mondays? No. No, man. Why, what happened?
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Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass kicked
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saying something like that, man. Oh, my God.
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Yesterday, I went to the Chicago Cubs game. Because
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of the nor 'eastern storm in Boston, they were
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playing in Tampa Bay. But here, I legally could
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not play Go Cubs Go! Go Cubs Go! Because the
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song is copyrighted. It's probably the best ever
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song to sing, and it was dreadful. So here is
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a song about my time at the Cubs game. Hoppy
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hour on the road! Ryan's got a ticket! Yeah,
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I did not fit in a seat. from row to row make
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some room for hoppy go by the seventh inning
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stretch he toasted every play he was the phone
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finger mascot and forgot which team to say he
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stood up for a fly ball sat down with a little
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bounce the seat let out a squeaky note that nearly
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hit the announcer's house One more snack. Probably.
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Find your seat. We're trying. Cubs or Sox. Keep
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smiling. The scoreboard blinked. The hot dogs
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vanished. His plastic cup was empty. His good
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sense nearly vanished. The usher brought a cushion
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and a map of the whole park. Ryan waved and said,
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I'm fine. Then missed the seventh inning mark.
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Hey, Ryan Hoppy. How's that seat? The game is
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on. The crowd's all beat. Cubs and Sox. Let's
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hear the call. Hoppy's trying to fit it all.
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Hey, Ryan Hoppy. Raise a cheer. That armrest's
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getting mighty. Oh, my God. What a freaking weekend.
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Let me explain to you leading up. Okay. So, I
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saw my listener, Paul Paglia, text me. He texts
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me all day, but he was like, it's Friday night.
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He was like, yo, did you hear about the Cubs
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and Red Sox game? I was like, what? So then I
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Googled it, and then there was like 1 % of tickets
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left, which, man, it is weird when you're at
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Tropicana Field and there's actual noise. But
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I talked to my buddy, and my buddy got the tickets,
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and I paid him. And I needed a Chicago Cubs shirt,
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so I went to Lids. In Tampa. And they were like,
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why is everyone buying Cubs shirts? And I had
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explained it to them. So then Sunday comes. Man,
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I was feeling. Had like probably three. What
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is it over there? High noons. I still have one
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on my desk. It's open. Three high noons. And
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then two high noons at the stadium. And then
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a shot of fireball. Oops, did not mean to do
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that. A shot of fireball, you know. And it was
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just, then I believe I had a Jack and Coke. What's
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it called? Pelican Pub after. But the game was
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great and it's all delightful. But StubHub, we
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have a problem just in general with technology
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since we are in the future. And what do I mean
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by that? Okay. So you get the tickets off of
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StubHub, right? Well, when you get the tickets
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on StubHub, it's very interesting. And let me
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explain. You get the tickets and it says, oh,
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here's your order confirmation. So it goes, coming
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will be an email from Ticketmaster. And I'm like,
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okay, cool. This was Friday. So I get a lot of
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emails overnight, like just either radio news
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or whatever. So I'm looking, and I'm like, huh,
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there's no email from Ticketmaster. Well, I'm
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sure it'll come in a few hours. It's like 10
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o 'clock at night. I'm at O2 Cabo Bar in Largo,
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and I'm trying to find my tickets, and I log
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into my Ticketmaster on the app and on the computer.
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And under upcoming events, there's no tickets.
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And I'm like, this does not seem good. So I asked
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them to resend the tickets. And I get the same
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email from StubHub. Oh, the tickets will be coming
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soon. And I'm like, no. And then it's like, well,
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check the spam folder. It's not there. I did
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all the things. I'm a millennial. I know. I searched.
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Tropicana filled in all these words and it was
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not showing up besides the email from StubHub
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saying that the tickets will be coming soon.
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So I talked to the GitHub and it's an AI bot.
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And it's trained to react to you. So if you're
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mad, it's like, well, I totally understand where
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you're coming from, blah, blah, blah. And then
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it's giving me the whole thing. Do you check
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the spam folder? Do you do this? And I'm like,
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yeah, yeah. And then here's the weirdest thing
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I've ever had a thing tell me online. It goes,
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I will now connect you to a human. I was like,
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oh, great. So StubHub calls me. And I'm not going
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to do it. It was a call center, so you know the
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accent. And I'm not going to do it. And she's
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like, well, I'm outside in the parking lot in
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Largo, Florida at like 11 o 'clock at night.
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And she's like, well, did you check the spam
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folder? And she's seeing everything that it said
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on the website. And I was like, I said to her,
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I said, stop reading from the script. I go, these
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tickets were $150 and the game is in 15 hours
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and I don't have tickets right now. So then she's
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like, well. Actually, did you try the MLB app?
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Like, why is that not on the website? Why are
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you telling me to go to Ticketmaster when it's
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on the MLB app? Which I wasn't. So I download
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the MLB app, you know, and she's like, what do
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you see? And I'm like, oh, Cleveland Guardians
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clinched the seventh spot. And she's like, oh,
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you're not on the MLB ballpark app. And I'm like.
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You didn't say that to me. You just said the
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MLB app after saying it was on Ticketmaster.
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So I'm sure this is going to be, because it was
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on a recorded line, I am sure this is going to
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be used in the future as how to deal with an
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angry customer. At the end when I got the tickets,
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because it was on an MLB ballpark app, which
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it didn't say anything about it on StubHub. I
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said, you should probably list that. Because
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I said, I'm able to figure it out. Because I
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said, some of the older people might not be able
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to figure that out. And I hung up. Absolutely
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ridiculous. That's why I think I partied so hard
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last night. It's because I felt like I had to
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have as much fun as possible. Because it's like
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I went through all of this. And then here's another
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example. of technology screwing this over so
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near where i said was um kind of like a it was
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like a it's like a convenience store but the
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way to scan into the area at tropicana field
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is you have to either scan your credit card your
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udubit card or your apple pay and it lets you
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in So I scan it. I'm pretty drunk. And I'm trying
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to push it. And she's like, oh, no, no, no. It'll
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push for you. So I scanned it twice. And it wasn't
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working because I was drunk. So whatever. It
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finally gets in. I grab a box of fries and chicken
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tenders and a drink. And I eat it. It's delicious.
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Me and my friend Jamie, I give him a chicken
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tender. Whatever. Because it was very hard to
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sit in those seats. If you want to see a picture,
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go to my social media, Ryan Hobby Radio. I do
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not. There's a difference between not having
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a lot of room and actually not fitting in the
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seats. Those seats at that stadium are dreadful.
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A high school basketball game is more comfortable
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than that. So we walked to Pelican Pub after
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the game, and I look at my bank account, and
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I'm like, why did I get charged three times?
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So I try to dispute the charge, but I think there
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was a glitch where because it scanned a few times
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that when I walked out, I was like, whatever,
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take my money and fucking fuck the Rays. Your
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stadium's a dump! And also, your Wi -Fi's fucking
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dreadful. It was a good time. I don't know one
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player on the Cubs. I'm still, like, in 2016.
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Like, where's Chris Bryant, man? Where's all
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the homies hanging out? Mm -hmm. Yeah, that's
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not around right now. Not really. So that was
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my time at the game, you know, spending 60 bucks
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on stale chicken nuggets and a beer. But shot
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a beer, shot a beer, like Scott Farrell, right?
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Oh, my God. Only radio fans will get that reference.
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But I am feeling it right now. So, I think what
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we're going to do is we're going to take a quick
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break. And then we'll be back. Copy Hour. Copy
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Hour. Copy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour
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will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
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before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
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is poop. We also need to be affectionate. And
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you can see that with Barack and Michelle as
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well. They do a lot of touching, kissing, even
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fisting. And we'll call it a day. the semen was
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so big it's not lacking any meat and that's what
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real women need stop cussing it looks like you
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went and got a job not on the ipad screen whatever
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the case might be in your hand and a sock and
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a whatever like thank you but also i would love
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to be I'm getting railed, but... Use bucket loads
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of lube. If you think you have enough lube, double
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it. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah, let me press
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this button right here. Don't worry, Fresno.
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Hoppy Hour will be right back. He can tell. Dash
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on the station's weather guy. He points at little
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beer clouds drifting past the sky. We got a root
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beer for the driver. Sparkling water too. And
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a big old bowl of snacks for the whole studio
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crew. Quick reminder from Ryan. Celebrate smart.
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Have a designated driver. Or enjoy a tasty zero
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-proof brew. One for the toast. One for the toast.
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Beer day. Also, I made a song about Scott Tavlin
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from Magic 94 .9. So we all know that he got
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denied by Warren Sapp. So Scott Taplin does mornings
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over at Magic 94 .9. I'm back. I used to work
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promo with him. He does mornings with that hot
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-ass girl Abby over there. But Scott supposedly
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went up to Warren Sapp. Scott, just take the
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L. Warren's never going to be nice to you. He's
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not nice to anybody. Look up Warren Sapp Phoenix.
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He should have just gone to Nebraska Avenue.
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But I love how Scott Tavlin is like so mad and
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upset in like a funny way about Warren Sapp ignoring
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him. It's like, Scott, that's what you do to
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everybody at work. You bring in results so people
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deal with it. But right when you joined the Miguel
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show and you got full time, oh, you were too
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good for the part -timers. I just don't understand
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Scott Talbot. This is how it feels when you blow
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people off. Doesn't feel too good now, does it,
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Scotty? The body. Which, it's weird, because
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there was a Scotty the body that was on the Bubba
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the Love Sponge show, so it's so weird. Again,
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Scott Talbot's talented. Whatever, man. So, I
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heard about it. From a few people, like, did
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you hear Warren Sapp blew him off? Of course.
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Warren Sapp really wants to blow him. I'm just
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saying, dude, if anybody sends this to Scott
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Tablin, dude, this is how you treat everybody.
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If somebody can't do something for you, like
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when you were doing promo, and I was on air,
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you were begging me for advice. You were like,
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I'm a USF. I want to go on the radio. How did
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you build such a friendship with Kelta? Which
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I don't have anymore. And I said, oh, I just
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hit him up. And he's like, should I just hit
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up Miguel? I don't know. I don't want to bother
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Miguel. We're having this discussion in 2018
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outside. And I said, hit up Miguel. And then
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once he hit up Miguel, I never heard from Scott
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again. Watch out, Abby. Again, very talented
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guy. You know, just so talented. Today on TMZ.
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Well, Ed Sheeran and Robert Kraft might have
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done Macklemore a huge favor. Ah, jeez. The guy
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is now putting on his own tour. He is going to
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be the main act for this free Palestine tour.
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What are you doing, man? I understand. I don't
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know. This is just nauseating. Macklemore just
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thinks his opinion is changing the world. It's
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like, shut up. Unclear who he's going to bring
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with him. I don't want to offend Macklemore,
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but... There are plenty of people who would get
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on board with the Free Palestine Movement who
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are actually much bigger artists. Does he open
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for somebody else on his own tour? Right, exactly.
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Greg Popovich. Legendary. Oh, yeah! Greg Popovich
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is a dog. Antonio Spurs head coach got remarried
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to the ex -wife of Mike Budenholzer, his assistant
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coach for about 20 years. Yeah, dude. You got
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the San Antonio Spurs announcer getting fired
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for banging a player's sister, you know. You
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got Tony Parker banging a girl. Mm -hmm. The
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life of a player, you know. They are dogs over
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there in San Antonio. They gave Billy Madison
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a career. Mike and Mary divorced in 2016. It's
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been 10 years. It's still not cool, bro. It is
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not the bro code. The bro code does not expire
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at 10 years. Doesn't it? Charles, you're telling
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me in five years if Derek marries your ex, that
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would be... Alright, they're doing the talking.
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I'm a little too hungover to listen to those
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mutants. What's going on on Instagram? We're
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going to call it Instagram Roulette. Because
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that's what JVT called it when I play all these
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clips at night. God, I'm incredibly hungover.
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Like, not bad. Definitely not over the moon with
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energy. The $167 million Powerball winner arrested
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for public intoxication at a Walmart. His fifth
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arrest. And then this is here. My doctor asked
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me if I was sexually active in the bedroom, you
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know, and I said, honestly, no. The guy does
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most of the work, which is nice. Female comedians.
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Is there a difference between high standards
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and being too picky? Because genuinely, no one's
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perfect. I think that when we list out the attributes
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we want in a partner, which I think is a great
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exercise, I think the mistake is being like,
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he has to be 6 '5". Yeah, you know, I'm 6 '9".
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So, Pinky Chew, that hot goth piece of ass, you
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know. The one that Drake's hanging out with.
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Supposedly, she told Neon that she's 24 on accident
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and said, oops, I said the wrong, like she thought
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that was old. Man, these Gen Z kids, when they
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hit 30. Oh, they're going to be having the biggest
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midlife crisis. They act like 30s. Shut up. Also,
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maybe she wanted to be younger because that's
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what Drake likes. I don't know what you got here.
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We want that girl fucking obsessed with you.
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Kind of. you need to fix your attractor yes she
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will be naturally drawn to you you don't need
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to do anything you know how you get to that energy
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is you fix your attractor so we are yeah that's
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what you're gonna do like magnets right now say
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you have like anxious attachment if you have
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anxious attachment you are pushing towards her
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and it's pulling her away yeah they don't like
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when you really care about them they like when
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you care about them enough I say go through their
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phone, which, by the way, you 1 ,000 % should.
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I mean... Yeah, if you're going through a guy's
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phone, you have major problems in that relationship.
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Dig through their phone. All right, here I am.
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Let's see what's in your phone, honey. It's a
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little trade -off. I'll look at your phone, you
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look at mine. If a girl has looked your way and
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made eye contact with you more than once, it's
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not because you have something on your face.
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All right, it's usually in my case. Or that she's
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trying to catch the game that's on behind you.
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It's more likely that she finds you attractive.
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I don't think a girl's ever found me attractive
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in public. I think when I meet a girl for a date,
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you know, I'm very lucky that I came up in the
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dating app. Because, man, I have no game in public.
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Even yesterday, I was looking good. at the uh
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cubs game and then no hot ass women were like
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oh you're six nine this is how you get a girl
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to do anything and everything you ever wanted
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even the back door and yes it's pretty manipulative
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but you don't have to use it in a bad way i don't
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like this asian girl she seems like she's giving
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advice that she wants people to fail this is
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the one that said to just be cliche oh listen
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here I teach this to all my clients. Oh, God,
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you have clients? What, do you have prostitutes?
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When a girl does something that you want her
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to do, so many of you guys screw this up. You
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don't reward it when you should be. Okay. Reward
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and whatever. My husband, Kink, ruined our marriage.
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Okay? My 30 -year -old husband... And I have
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been married for going on 10 years this year.
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Before we got married. Yeah, that's a problem.
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You should not be getting married at 20. That
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is not it. You are a baby at 20. He couldn't
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keep his hands off of me. Everything was great.
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But right when we got married, he suddenly wanted
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nothing to do with me. Yeah, probably because
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you're annoying. That's probably the reason.
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Ah, here's my favorite porn star, Autumn Falls,
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talking about porn. We were seen for a girl girl,
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a standard new girl rate. I believe it was $800.
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$800? Yeah, in 2018. Damn, that seems cheap to
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me. I guess you're like a rookie at that point.
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Yeah, it was pretty cheap. Hey, you're a rookie,
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you know, having sex. Mm -hmm. There's no benefit
30:39
for a man to get married in 2026. Of course not,
30:42
it's a rip -off. Because girls are not loyal.
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There's three signs a girl is flirting with you.
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You guys are literally oblivious, so I'm just
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going to tell you. Girls, I'm so sorry for spilling
30:51
our secrets, but the guys have to know. The very
30:54
first one is banter. If a girl is throwing shade
30:56
at you, that is her way to see if you will throw
30:58
it back. No, not necessarily. I had a girl throw
31:02
some shade at me the other day at a caviar bar,
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and she knew me from the radio. I just kind of
31:07
dealt with it. I was like, whatever. I'm a public
31:08
figure. I come from the territory. I'm annoyed.
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It's fucking annoying. But you just kind of deal
31:15
with it. Carrot Top said his manager said that
31:18
the last text he sounded before he tried to kill
31:20
himself was that he was done. I'm glad Carrot
31:23
Top's still here, but he might have been better
31:24
off with all the drama he has. NBA Ben 10, the
31:29
rapper, FaceTimes his girlfriend from prison.
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All right, they're playing music. We can't play
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them. Here's Nikki Glaser. She says that she
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prefers tall, I'm not going to play the clip,
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but she prefers tall guys over short guys. That's
31:45
good. Blue face suit for streaming Chrissy on
31:49
Rock's boxing match for free. Yeah, I would see
31:52
one too. Nikki Minaj says she's tired of Democrats
31:56
caring about celebrities, but isn't that the
31:59
same thing you're doing when you care about the
32:01
man that is unknown as Donald Trump? What's going
32:05
on here? Jay -Z of sexual assault in a lawsuit
32:08
she filed against him is backtracking on her
32:10
allegations. Yeah, this girl had said that Jay
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-Z did it. I wonder if she got paid or not. She
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says he never f***ed her and they have never
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even met. All right, there's something a little
32:20
sketchy there. Bianca Sensori, Kanye's girl,
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was seen out and about showing off her nipples.
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It's nice. Mm -hmm. What do we have here? Chris
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Hansen did not like the new primetime movie and
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gave it a D. He's just an annoying boomer, isn't
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he? Takes himself way too seriously. Here's Obama.
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He's talking about banning the press. I just
32:54
want to be clear about this. Imagine that...
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Imagine if I had pulled Fox News' credentials
33:12
from the White House press corps. Yeah, that
33:14
wouldn't work. You're laughing, but this is what's
33:19
happening. I agree with Obama. I miss that guy.
33:23
Just the way he talks in the club. Pretty nice.
33:27
856 -49. I have no idea what happened last night
33:41
in the NFL, so let's ask Alexa. Alexa, recap
33:45
week three in the NFL. Thursday night football
33:53
had the Falcons beat the Packers 35 -14. Sunday's
33:57
highlights, Vikings 23 -16 Buccaneers, 49ers
34:01
36 -30 Cardinals. Chiefs, 24 to 10 Dolphins.
34:05
Colts, 19 to 17 Texans. Bills, 24 to 16 Chargers.
34:09
Lions, 31 to 24 Jets. Jaguars, 35 to 6 Patriots.
34:13
Browns, 21 to 18 Panthers. Alex said, oh, my
34:18
mic's hot. Alex said, do you think the Bucs should
34:21
have fired Todd Bowles earlier? The Bucs front
34:28
office could have considered moving on from Doc
34:29
Rivers sooner, given the team's .5 -0 -0. Doc
34:33
Rivers, what? Yeah, the Bucs are not looking
34:47
too good. Hello from Raymond James Stadium, where
34:49
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers just lost to the Minnesota
34:52
Vikings 23 -16. Lizards. Alexa, stop. Alexa,
34:57
who's talking to you, baby? Alexa, you will talk
35:01
when I speak to you, okay? You're right. I'll
35:05
hold on. All right, Alexa, shut up and make dinner.
35:08
They're now 0 -3 on the season. Yeah, they're
35:10
out of the playoffs. I'm telling you, dude, people
35:15
were calling me crazy on sports radio when I
35:17
said to fire Todd Bowles. Dude, they are not
35:22
a good team. He is not a good coach, but what
35:25
do I know? Ben Affleck reveals one of his kids
35:29
trolled him over his failed romances. Yeah, you
35:32
know, they bust his balls in the club. Ben's
35:37
kids, Violet, Serafina, and Samuel, whom he shares
35:39
with ex -wife Jennifer Garner, have been poking
35:41
fun at his relationship history. Ben says this
35:44
to Jimmy Kimmel during his September 24th appearance
35:47
on Jimmy Kimmel Live. My kids are talking at
35:50
dinner and they, you know, they'll talk about
35:51
like their, you know, their friends and the drama
35:53
and the relationships. And I have some lived
35:55
experience. I think that's worth sharing some
35:58
lessons that I, you know, these are the kind
36:01
of things we give to our children. And I said,
36:04
you know, well, that the thing about that relationship
36:06
there with that person and 17 year old just turns
36:08
to me and goes, oh, like you're the expert on
36:11
relationships. Demi Engman is setting the record
36:21
straight. The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives alum
36:24
claps back after her former co -star, Chase McWhorter,
36:28
alleged in a social media comment that she cheats
36:32
on her husband, Brett Engman, like it's a part
36:35
-time job. and he deleted it and she did not
36:38
like that but she probably does to be honest
36:40
she's a bust down colleen hoover is revealing
36:43
where she stands on the it ends with us sequel
36:46
nearly two years after co -stars blake lively
36:48
and justin baldoni became embroiled in an extensive
36:51
legal battle after filming it ends with us the
36:53
author shared her thoughts on making an adaptation
36:56
for its sequel novel starts with us In an interview
37:00
with Variety Public. Man, she's looking skinny.
37:02
She's got nice, still got that nice booty. Last
37:04
September 23rd, Colleen says, I don't own the
37:07
rights to the film sequel. They decide to make
37:09
another one. I'm all for it. Of course you wouldn't
37:12
mean. I don't think you'd be bringing back the
37:14
people that were in the last one. Oliver Hudson
37:17
is revealing the insecurities he felt growing
37:20
up with an iconic mom. Admitting the pressure
37:22
is something he's wrestled with his entire life.
37:25
yeah it's a nepo baby at least he's admitting
37:28
it lauren sanchez bezos is making the whole white
37:33
house shimmer the former journalist brings some
37:36
serious sparkle to the white house she just looks
37:39
like a hacker what's going on here the new york
37:44
times revealing their list of the 100 best tv
37:48
shows of the 21st century All week long, they've
37:51
been unveiling the ranking, voting by more than
37:53
500 industry insiders, including actors, writers,
37:56
and show creators. Let's just count down the
37:58
top ten, shall we? That's what I do. I count
38:00
down all top ten. Starts with Atlanta, then Curb
38:03
Your Enthusiasm, followed by 30 Rock, Veep, Game
38:07
of Thrones, Six Spot, now the top five, Fleabag.
38:10
Oh, that was good. Never heard of that. Excession,
38:13
Mad Men. Number two is The Wire, and number one
38:16
is Breaking Bad. I think it should be flip -flopped.
38:18
I also don't know where... That show, you know,
38:21
called The Sopranos is. That's a dumb list. Tiffany
38:24
Thiessen is revealing how much she's still making
38:26
from Saved by the Bell. Over 20 years after the
38:29
NBC sitcom aired its final episode, the actress,
38:32
who starred as Kelly Kapowski, admits on Page
38:35
Six Radio. Over 20 years. Alexa, what year did
38:37
Saved by the Bell go off the air? Saved by the
38:42
Bell wrapped up its original run in 1993, with
38:45
the final episode airing on May 22nd. over 20
38:49
years it's over 30 years dummy yo that the jacks
38:52
have officially stopped coming all right that
38:54
sucks alexa stop i'm not talking to you making
38:56
everything about you paulie d is engaged which
38:59
is good and then there's this dakota johnson
39:04
is tired of people being all up in her social
39:06
network here's the problem you're addressing
39:09
it so you're just giving a power i don't know
39:11
why every celebrity gets mad when their social
39:15
life's brought out And then they're continuing
39:17
to talk about it. No one was thinking about you,
39:20
Dakota. Nobody was like, oh, my God, what's Dakota
39:23
doing? After the 36 -year -old was recently spotted
39:26
with machine gun Kelly. Oh, yeah, he's plowing.
39:31
early one month after multiple outlets reported
39:33
her split from role model dakota explains why
39:37
she has no interest in setting the record straight
39:39
about her love life the 50 shades of gray star
39:42
says on the september 25th of vogues the run
39:46
-through podcast even if i go to dinner with
39:48
my manager or my lawyer it's like seen with mystery
39:52
man but as for correcting the rumors dakota says
39:55
i also don't care i think it's just futile people
39:59
are gonna believe what they want to believe.
40:01
Whatever, honey. You're not that important. Trust
40:03
me. Time for Taylor Swift news. ... ... ... You
40:36
sign that little paper and you leave no little
40:40
trace Same story, different suit You sold the
41:21
small town soft thing Then you pulled the velvet
41:25
loose Now every X is fake And every sky's a brand
41:32
You say you're just being honest With the mic
41:35
in your hand Tell me who gets blamed You never
41:38
say your name You flip the frame, you flip the
41:41
frame Then you walk away It's always them You
42:06
love the room when you choose the size But if
42:10
the mirror talks back You disappear inside Wrap
42:18
it up Say it's off Play the safe Then you make
42:29
some Enough of that. Let's see what's going on
42:46
with this annoying ass woman. Oh, geez. Taylor
42:51
Swift has found her forever muse, and the Grammy
42:54
winner proved that's especially true now that
42:57
she's in her wifey era following her and Travis
42:59
Kelsey's July 3rd nuptials. She made a song shutting
43:02
down critics called Cleveland. What an annoying
43:05
woman. Mark Consuelos is getting ready to undergo
43:09
a major surgery. The Live with Kelly and Mark
43:11
co -host reveals on the September 25th episode
43:14
of their daytime talk show that he is heading
43:16
into surgery later that day for a procedure that
43:19
he's been putting off for quite some time. Today's
43:21
the day. Today's the day. I've been putting off
43:23
this toe surgery for about a year. I hope your
43:26
toe works out. Jacob Elordi is giving new meaning
43:31
to front row fans, snapping pics and letting
43:35
out a whistle for rumored girlfriend Kendall
43:37
Jenner during her latest runway walk in Italy.
43:40
Alright, so he has her back. Let's see what's
43:42
going on in the NBA. Oh, jeez. On the latest
43:46
episode of the Mind the Game podcast, after revealing
43:48
why he signed with the 76ers, LeBron James spoke
43:51
about his teammates some more and spoke on why
43:54
he thinks Jalen Brown is misunderstood. What
43:56
about Jalen? What makes him misunderstood? Because
43:59
this guy's always played hard, both sides of
44:01
the ball, physical, skilled, intelligent. What
44:05
do you think it is that's made him misunderstood?
44:08
I just think anytime someone kind of moves to
44:13
their own beat, Yeah, that's kind of a good point
44:16
by LeBron. Here's Michael Beasley being a baby.
44:22
NBA is the absolute hardest place in the world
44:27
to make it. And the thing that people don't speak
44:31
about is the people we play with are the same
44:35
we play AU with my whole life. All right, so
44:38
he goes on to say that they need to teach you
44:40
how to save money. You know, you got to just
44:41
do it yourself. Here's Gary Payton on Shaq. Oh,
44:47
I haven't muted my band. Boys play jokes. Shaq
44:53
is a jokester. So if one of the rookies would
44:56
be in a stall, he would take a bucket and use
45:00
the bathroom in it for about a week. And then
45:04
all of a sudden he'll pour it on them. So we
45:06
started being jokesters. We started being jokes.
45:09
So I said, I got to get him. I got his shorts,
45:13
his drawers one day, and I took them, and he
45:17
had to wear them underneath his thing and be
45:19
free -balled. All right, there. Sounds delightful,
45:22
this Shaq guy. Here's Brandon. Here's Damon Amendola
45:26
from, how do you say it? Damon Amendola, DA,
45:30
from the DA show, talking about... going on youtube
45:34
after a radio yeah and there's a certain helplessness
45:37
too when it comes to the algorithm versus when
45:39
you do sports talk when you do sports talk you
45:41
kind of go like if i can get these callers you
45:44
know to line up the phones or i feel like the
45:47
energy of the audience is there yeah i or i feel
45:50
the guys in my room you know that the staff they're
45:52
into it you're like okay this was a good show
45:54
no matter what the number's gonna look this was
45:56
a good show sometimes you get the algorithm you
45:58
go but boy i have no idea yeah that's not to
46:01
me every day It's been two years since Hurricane
46:04
Helene, which is crazy, and then there's this
46:06
in Tampa. This all started Thursday evening around
46:09
6 o 'clock when police were responding to the
46:11
Bayside Oasis. Yeah, I was driving down Largo
46:14
and this happened. This apartment's for a welfare
46:17
check. When officers arrived, they found a man
46:19
acting incoherent and aggressive. Incoherent
46:23
in Largo? No way! Police say he appeared to be
46:28
experiencing a hallucinogenic narcotic episode.
46:32
So then they had to do a whole hazmat suit and
46:34
everything. Here is in Gary, Indiana. Inside
46:39
Trinity United Church in Gary. This is serious.
46:42
I'm frightened for the winter. About a hundred
46:46
people filled the venue. Something has got to
46:49
be done. For a town hall about Nipsco's response
46:51
to the August derecho that left hundreds of thousands
46:54
without power. Yeah, you know, they're just getting
46:57
screwed over there in Gary. It sucks. Ah, what's
47:01
going on at this creep? A sixth grade teacher
47:05
is appearing in court to face child pornography
47:07
charges. All right, Brendan, now grab the shotgun
47:10
and take him out. Mm -hmm. What's going on right
47:15
here in Louisville, Kentucky? Mm -hmm. This morning,
47:20
former Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin is due back
47:22
in court today. Right now, really, it's all part
47:25
of the ongoing child support case. Yeah, so not
47:27
only is he a crook. He's a deadbeat dad. What's
47:31
going on in Orlando? They got that mouse money,
47:35
bro. NIL about to go crazy. The reaction is coming
47:38
in fast on, let's call it a magical partnership
47:41
between UCF and Walt Disney World. Yeah, that's
47:45
going to be a lot of money there. And then there's
47:48
this right here. Jeffrey rises from the grave,
47:52
and they better have that 90s nostalgia smell.
47:55
That's just a couple of the responses to this
47:56
story on ClickOrlando .com. You've likely come
47:58
across this somewhere on social media this week.
48:01
Everyone's been writing about it. Toys R Us making
48:02
a major retail comeback. Whatever. I don't understand.
48:06
We didn't go there the first time. And then here's
48:10
Grand Rapids news. First at 6 o 'clock, the Grand
48:13
Rapids -based operator of those hundreds of Wendy's
48:15
restaurants is filing for Chapter 11. Yeah, so
48:19
maybe when you make really crappy sandwiches,
48:21
it doesn't help. Here's what's going on in Rochester.
48:25
To Rochester's police union, the recent statewide
48:28
recognition of They gotta turn down that music
48:30
in the background. A Rochester police officer,
48:32
while appreciated, also underscores a big change
48:35
they say is needed in Albany. Yeah! I love when
48:41
cops are like, we swear we're not dirty. And
48:43
then you see this and you're like, nah, you're
48:45
dirty. Adam Chodak is following this story for
48:48
us today. So, Adam, what's the change they're
48:50
talking about here? Right. So, Natalie, after
48:52
we learned that Governor Hochul had named a Rochester
48:55
police officer officer of the year, I called
48:58
up RPD right away and I said, hey, would you
49:01
mind if I interviewed her? And they said, well,
49:03
she can't talk to you right now because she's
49:05
still under investigation by the attorney general's.
49:09
This is the most cop thing ever. ...office under
49:12
investigation for the very same incident that
49:15
earned her the governor's high honor. Nice. I
49:18
love some good corruption. What a dirty rotting
49:24
moron. When Officer Nicole Amator burst out of
49:28
her patrol car on Thurston Road, three officers
49:30
had already been shot, and the man who shot them
49:33
took aim at her and fired. She took cover behind
49:36
a tree and shot back, hitting and killing him.
49:41
Her heroics is why she's now this year's New
49:44
York State Officer of the Year. I think she absolutely
49:46
deserved to get that award and we're very excited
49:48
that she did. As a leader in the Locust Club,
49:51
which speaks up for Rochester officers, Paul
49:53
Dondorfer is not happy. She's still under investigation
49:56
for that incident. Whatever. Deal with that.
50:00
Just remember, it takes longer to become a barber
50:02
than a cop. Absolute dreadful moron, even though
50:07
she's kind of hot. What's going on in Cleveland?
50:11
We want to begin with some disturbing news out
50:14
of the Port of Cleveland. We now know that a
50:16
contracted port worker killed 90 ring -billed
50:20
gulls and tried to dispose of their bodies. Our
50:23
hunter Bertram leads us off tonight with what
50:25
he's uncovered. That's a disturbing sound, thinking
50:31
that he was killing him. Sounds so familiar to
50:33
the 216, especially out here on Cleveland's working
50:37
waterfront. But last winter, at the Port of Cleveland
50:41
on December 11th, that sound turned into shrieks,
50:44
squawks, and screams when 33 -year -old Joshua
50:48
Sullivan ran dozens of ring -billed goals down
50:51
with his truck. I pulled the police records and
50:54
court filings following the paper trail. Wildlife
50:57
officials said last week the ghouls were roosting
50:59
at a Cuyahoga County construction site, but didn't
51:03
tell us more. Yeah, you know, this guy's a rover
51:05
listener. They used to harbor it here. I mean,
51:59
if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange
52:04
and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I
52:08
live in Cleveland. I used to eat babies in a
52:18
former life, you know? And then he's looking
52:19
around at your tiny little house that you can't
52:21
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your
52:22
horrible little floppy kids who will have diabetes
52:25
by the time they're eight because they live on
52:26
corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your
52:30
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
52:33
you with her front butt spilling out over the
52:35
top of her ass and washed jeans. And he's like,
52:37
I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant,
52:39
prominent daughter right now. Cleveland sucks!
53:05
Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks!
53:10
Cleveland sucks! on the outside, whether you're
53:31
white, or black, or Sasquatch even. As long as
53:35
you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or
53:38
against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
53:42
If your Sasquatch rules are different. Forget
53:45
it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll
53:49
ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those
53:52
guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.
53:54
Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
54:04
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I had like half a bottle
54:44
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
54:48
of chicken. in four scientific disciplines. Really?
55:14
Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just
55:18
thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr.
55:21
Gray. Yeah, sorry. God, you're stupid. God, you're
55:30
stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop?
55:35
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at the age of 12... The doctors decided I was
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autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have completed
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an associate's degree in radio broadcasting and
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with autism have no needs no different than you.
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Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education
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and join the workforce. I did it, and so can
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anyone else with autism. So when you meet someone
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with autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work
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with them. Find out for yourself that autism
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isn't a disease, it's a condition. To find out
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more about autism, please visit AutismSpeaks
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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Thank
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you. Thank you. Don't blaze, nothing is gonna
1:07:20
save you. Pets on the street, pets on the beat.
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If you wanna bounce, bet every point to me. City
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shot time, where I pull it down. Ain't no limit,
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drop a piece, about a pound. My balls out a lot,
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cause you know I call the shots. Stack your paper
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like them bacon sodas in the pot. We got the
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remix, we got the flow. We got the music down
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on the floor. We got the music down on the floor.
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Hey, Beverly, how you doing? Hey, shorty, let
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me see you getting loose. Hey, let's get it.
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I'm a strong with a meaning. I'm tilted and I'm
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representing my own thing. We got the remix.
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See you get loose. See you get loose. See you
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get loose. See you get loose. See you get loose.
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See you get loose. It is our girl. Y 'all hiding
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the motherfucker making up words. Lookin' like
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men. I like them light skin. Two at a time. Y
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'all been twinning, twin, twin. Tony Gray, too.
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I can wear your secret shit. Stay together in
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my glass like they all best friends. I can't
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walk. I, I, I. I can't talk. Workin' from the
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day to the dark. We fall for square, but my goons
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don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes on me.
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1:12:01
job and more likely to become homeless. I beat
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Josh by having loving friends and family, having
1:12:08
a college education. I have even worked in the
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San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality
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for many years. Always remember that people with
1:12:15
autism want the same things as you, to be happy
1:12:18
and successful. Yeah, yeah, Lizzy baby, you already
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know what it is I belong to the artists. But
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I don't wait, don't ever ask for nothing Cause
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them niggas got their own shit Me and Weezy like
1:13:16
a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari with
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the red seats I call it playing checkers And
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I'm never doing verses, I'm forever giving lectures
1:13:23
If you tryna leave with money, I'd be happy to
1:13:25
connect ya Life is better than it's ever been
1:13:28
Scheduling million dollar meetings with the president
1:13:31
Someone cut the lights on, wet as Thomas Edison
1:13:34
Got a new condo, watch me as I settle in I deserve
1:13:37
a MTV show for me and my people And if you try
1:13:41
to zone, I got a whole switch of people. Rappers
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are liars and they women are deceitful. Added
1:13:46
to they subtract me, I'll never be your equal.
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Blast for these Drizzy is the nigga in the lead
1:13:51
now Weezy told me just write every single thing
1:13:54
you need down Then he got it for me and I'm happy
1:13:56
as can be now About to start balling like I'm
1:13:59
coming off a rebound Yeah, and I should have
1:14:02
the most bragging rights Because the niggas spit
1:14:04
crack, bag it tight Hate when rappers say they
1:14:07
trying to get their swagger right Cause I done
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came with more fire than a dragon fight You pussy
1:14:13
ass Hater, you should do you. You ain't heard
1:14:15
of me, then you should go and get a blue slew.
1:14:17
Oops, I mean a red clue. Wayne's here, sue woo.
1:14:20
Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue.
1:14:23
But I ain't banging, I ain't waving no flag.
1:14:26
I'm ATF, but they ain't seeing no badge. It's
1:14:29
heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad.
1:14:32
I could stun you, see a little me in your dad.
1:14:34
I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up
1:14:36
on the... But don't ask me shit about me And
1:14:49
know the game really ain't shit without me She
1:14:52
might have to pay me, but I dick her down free
1:14:54
Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
1:14:56
down and see We'll be right back. Cause bullies
1:15:42
aren't bulletproof Reds call hoodie too Probably
1:15:45
ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker The
1:15:47
only thing in the hood is you I do everything
1:15:49
good as you know I do everything better I get
1:15:52
paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone
1:15:56
Like a dog, motherfucker I am gone for your neck
1:15:59
Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work
1:16:02
in the trunk and my exit Coming up, yeah, I am
1:16:05
headed to the butt Like, butt, butt, again Might
1:16:08
fly to L .A. and just fuck again, and fucking
1:16:14
spend them bucks and then just fuck her in, if
1:16:18
I told you I'ma do it, I did it, got my city
1:16:20
on my feet, it's about to pop out, let's get
1:16:23
it, let's get it, motherfucker, which I ain't
1:16:25
on, it is about a minute past six, and I'm about
1:16:27
to get shitty, I'm sweet, if money is to eat,
1:16:31
you want me with, and I probably just spit on
1:16:33
the chick, you won't be with, and I hate a phony
1:16:35
bitch, only like I'm only thick, and I own hip
1:16:38
hop, if you don't spit, I'm gonna eat it, and
1:16:40
I just don't like A lot of property to a buyer
1:16:43
And I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy
1:16:45
Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too busy to
1:16:48
play father And when it comes to the game I'm
1:16:50
too willing to play harder So harder I do There
1:16:53
he go They check MVP When I shoot a free throw
1:16:57
CEO That's what they do haters on their faces
1:17:01
and their ass is a shoe, faster than you, badder
1:17:05
than you, radder than you, etc. I told you I
1:17:09
get beat by the letter like A, B, C, D, E, F,
1:17:12
G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U,
1:17:18
V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,
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Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Bitch,
1:17:30
when a beat stops, so I'ma keep rockin' to the
1:17:33
sheetrock. Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin.
1:17:37
The end. The happy hour is coming to a close
1:18:27
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
1:18:31
and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
1:18:31
the rhythm, all that's just so unfair Oh, the
1:18:53
happy hour is coming to a close Radio waves fading
1:18:57
like a wilted rose Now it's time to face the
1:19:19
silence like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the
1:19:21
mic with humor so divine The void left in our
1:19:24
hearts wider than a canyon line LINE Empty figures
1:19:33
silenced by the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
1:19:36
stopping round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes
1:19:39
and japs he's our daily grind Now silence will
1:19:41
remember thoughts we can't rewind I like that.
1:20:25
He's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
1:20:28
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
1:20:32
poop. I'll get you a Lula's and we'll call it
1:20:35
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is
1:20:48
now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
1:21:04
day. Good night, and God bless America.