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#459 We Don't POST the Same · We Don't Smoke the Same

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as per usual and producing the show one and only. Ray Morning Shot Films.
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Good morning, y'all. Yeah, man, Uh, how you feeling,
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Ray? I feel all right, you know, always on the clock
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and shit, I feel like you need a vacation. Ray, fucking they
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do you take vacations? I rarely do, but when I do, I
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dude, all I want to do is just sit back and watch fucking movies.
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That's it. That's all I want to do. Ie relate to what
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Ray said, because sometimes food like I'm like, yo, I should plan
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something extravagant. I do sometimes because I'm like, I have I have a
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woman, you know what I mean, Like, you know, like women
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like to be treated like women, and you gotta do nice things for them.
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Sometimes I don't require these type of things. All I need is nice
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couple hash holes rolled up. Yeah, my cat letting me pick them up
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and probably watching some good YouTube videos to take notes and just learn something new,
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bro, or like playing my PS five. Bro. That's my vacation
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right there. That's a vacation. Because even when I go on vacation to
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like Japan, like I'm out there like on the free time, when I'm
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not out there sight seeing, I'm playing my Switch. And my girl will
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literally vouch for that. She's like, yeah, this was in the hotel
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room playing Switch because that's my vacation moment. I'm like, yo, bro,
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I'm playing Pokemon in Japan. I don't give a fuck about everything right
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now. X. I know you're a smirking but I'm just saying at this
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point, right now, right now, that's all I want to do.
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I feel you guys. I'm not hating, but I wish. I don't
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know when I will be there. But that sounds boring as full. We're
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not saying that's everything, but like you know what I'm saying, like sometimes
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you just want you just want to take a break. That is that's enough
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for you to disconnect, Like you like you're comfortable at your own pace,
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Like yeah, I'm pretty sure, Ray would love to go to Vegas and
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anyway I would too. Yeah, I love Vegas. Yeah, but it's
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like at the same time, like he's also at the point where, like
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I get where he's coming from. He's like, I don't even want to
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do anything extravagant. I just really need a break, Like, and the
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break doesn't have to be me going to chuck e cheese or fucking whatever or
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you know they really check yeah, David Busters or whatever, you know,
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like something like that, Like, I just really want some time to be
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alone with my brain. Like you, it's different, bro, Like your
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mentality is a little bit different, bro, Like I feel like you don't
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think like this because we're in our mid thirties. I'm thirty still, but
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no, I just to me, but we're in our mid thirties. I
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hate fucking I hate watching movies because I hate being halfway through the movie and
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be like this shit sucks. You interrupt every movie? Oh yeah, for
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sure. I hate I hate when the director thinks some stupid why do you
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watch director's card and this bitch just broke her hand how she climbing the ladder,
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Like when the director thinks I'm an idiot? I don't want to watch
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the movie. No more like it's like when the when Bull It's hot,
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when guns have unlimited m No, it's just so. I bet you don't
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like the Fast and Furious series Crash even John Wick. Even John Wick as
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much as I kind of like him, really it's it's Unbiano Reeves is a
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noble person, bro. You put some respect Reeves that's killed over a thousand
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people in that movie. Dog suit is made of kevlar. I mean,
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come on, it's just I get it. You don't think that their suits
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like that out there in the world right now? Come on, hell no,
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you think there's a full out there A Mexican Juan Wick. I know,
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I Hackey as fucked. But food. Do you know how much bodies
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the pors Soletto had that he admitted to, and then there are other people
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that work with him said there was more. That's different way. That's like,
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you know what I'm trying to Still, you just set up I'm talking
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someone sophisticated James Bonds rings will. Okay, you just said you just said,
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you just said body count. You just first of all, that's Hollywood,
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bro, there's no cartel food. That's probably out there. He was
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like, I'm gonna do this shot that's gonna curve here, and it's gonna
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be nobody's gonna know where it came from. But I guarantee you that there
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is somebody out there that has over a thousand bodies that it's like, hey
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wait, it's the way Oi Martees miracle, like one hundred percent, bro,
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Like damn it, Cherry Phil, Yeah, but one hundred percent.
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You don't think like there's there's those kind of individuals, bro, Right,
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what about in Europe? You think in Europe there's a John Wick, Like
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I think before the Cartel and anything like that, that was hella John Wicks
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around, bro, Like, think about the fucking people like Genghis Khan.
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Think about the people like the Samurai, the people that built the fucking the
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people that built the the what is it uh Japan? Bro? Like all
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those those showgun motherfuckers. So there was people that were smoking each other just
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killing a thousand people. Like like when I hear like when I hear porn
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starts to have a thousand bodies, I'm like, damn, that's a lot
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killing a thousand people like and they're proud and they're proud right and proud to
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both of them. Proud I killed a thousand people. I fucked a thousand.
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You don't remember Conn, you know you don't remember Cotton. I killed
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fitty Man. He fucking loves saying if you best believe that there is not
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one person in Texas or of several veterans that that that I have that mentality.
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It was like I killed forty of them. Tojo's like, I guarantee
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you there is, bro, because have you met one. I've never met,
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so proud I met him. I met him at a like like I
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think one of them was on the way to Vegas one time, like he
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was probably like I got them Jakes, like you know, like and I
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saw the stickers and I was like, thank you for your service. He
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was like, man, you have no idea. How happy when somebody tells
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me that? And then I was like, and how long? And that's
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better? Feder flag somewhere nearby there was a little one in the bottom right,
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but he served two turns. I was like, hey, bro,
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and he said, and my son's in the military too. I was like,
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hey, bro, thank you, thank you for your service. Man
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Sergeant first Class Diller Johnson has two thousand, seven hundred and forty six confirmed
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he's still alive. I don't know he's a priest. I've heard us,
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so I don't know if that's true. But there's some guy that that man,
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there's some guy that's known to kill a lot of people, like eating
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bodies, eating babies and ship like that, and he says he's terrible.
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Okay, that sounds like a serial killer. Bro. This man he's a
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sergeant like yo, he's obviously the fault. That's still a serial killer.
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That is still serial killer. Just because you did it in the name of
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whatever the fuck you want to say, still serial killer you kill. I
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don't care if you were in the army, he's still serial killer. Different
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type of serial killer. But you have you have that blood in you,
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that Sangy Nadio blood dog, like I'll do it. He got that dog
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and them got the dog. Gotta have the dog in you. And I
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don't think you have to have a dog in you, bro, I think
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you could definitely desensitize yourself to doing it. Like if you're like me,
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yeah, you got to if you do. If you were to be who's
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that Benito food that plays it in Sicadio movie Benito. Yeah. Yeah,
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Like there's a scene in one of the movies where like the foods are initiating
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the new the new fools are like, hey, man, like you want
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to be in this ship, like and they kidnap some fools and they're like,
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well, fucking do it. Then we want to know what the fun
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kind of job you have in one of them fools doesn't fucking do it and
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the other food doesn't, and you could tell how the other food just progresses.
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He was nervous too, but like he progressed like as a killer,
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because it's like, hey, bro, like once you get your first body
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and then these fools get drunk and then they smoke the food that ranked out.
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Yeah it's a crazy scene, bro, But I imagine like once you
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get that first body, like the keep that way like after like you've seen
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the I'm not saying like or advocating anything like that, but like I've really
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looked at a lot of these interviews and these fools they're like once you once
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you get rid of that first one, Like you've seen the decapitation videos,
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right, obviously we see them. Well, one time I asked my dad,
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I was like, hey, dad, Like, why is this so
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hard to cut a neck off? Like have you've seen it? Sometimes they're
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struggling. I'm like, why don't they get a sharp knife? But I
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was like it's on purpose, it's so that they can feel it. That's
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a test, Like, dude, why not get a sharp knife. You
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can get a sharp knighte. These onos can afford in our sharp knife like
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a dog, like a samurai. You struggling, you get that dog in
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you. You get that dog in you. You're like, it's not as
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easy if it's just sweating right through. No, they want you to struggle,
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struggling if you get if you could just fruit ninja of that ship foo,
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foods will do foods will do it with their eyes closed and be like
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I don't say, like let me be in fruit. But like this year
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there's some serious ship that they they they initiate you in, bro. Like
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those fools that are that are like those kind of killers, Bro, those
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fools are some like there's some sick people dog because because I because to live
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with that food, Like I mean, it's one thing like if you're a
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military person like that and you have to do that to to protect the nation.
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Bro, like I get it, bro, but like when you're doing
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it, like when you're for hire food, like that ship's got a fuck
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with you, brocause you know, I don't know, Like I feel like
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it's like there's gotta be some kind of karma coming your way. Bro.
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I just don't think you could just get away with doing that ship. Every
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time people mention like initiation or whatever. I think about that movie about that
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song by Mortal Technique, Ah, the Devil Inside You, what was it
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called? That's the Dancing with the Devil Dog? That wasn't even a real
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story. It's still fucking crazy. It could have been a story, real
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story. You don't know if that's a real story or not. Dog.
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Somebody for sure went to jail, bro, that's you just can't do that.
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I'm not saying I'm not saying no one went to jail, but I'm
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saying that that these guys raped somebody and the guy didn't know it was his
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mom. That's crazy. And the guy kills himself because he didn't know.
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That doesn't that these songs If you've ever not, if you've never listened to
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a song, it is fucking sad, crazy. Don't listen to at night
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one time I heard that no kid masl stabian my chine. I said,
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this has nothing to do with Carr tells. But have you seen the movie
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Old Boy? It's a I think it's a Korean film. Sorry, but
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okay. There's a part in the movie where this guy he's been locked away
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for like god knows how long, like decades, right, and he ends
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up having sex with this chick right that he like just out in the street
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while he you know, he's out on the lamb or whatever. And it
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turns out it was his own daughter. No, yeah, and he cuts
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his own tongue off. Yeah, it's a fucked up movie though, But
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he didn't know and she didn't know either. It's it's it's crazy. You
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gotta see that movie though, you kill yourself the movie, Yeah, that's
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pretty sick. You kill yourself. Though. We don't see them have sex,
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but it's known, you know, yeah, whoa. If it was
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a Japanese film, the sex would have been all over this funny because that's
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crazy. That's crazy to us. It's like all crazy Japanese film. But
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you go to porn hub and that's every day, dog, it's every day
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some step daughter, step father, It's funny how they have to put step.
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They can't put it father because they literally it's like fucking le when you
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see the new the new the new law, the new rule over there,
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porn hub. Yeah you said it. You gotta click the am I eighteen
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or not? Eighteen or not? So? What happens when you don't?
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I know? I want to know. I'm gonna do it. I'm doing
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it tomorrow. I'm putting on I might not be able to jerk off.
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I feel like I want to go and do it right now, but I
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think we'll get flagged for it for sure. Let me see. I'm gonna
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try right now, like what like what the what's who's gonna go? Who's
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gonna go to Pornhaven? Then click no? Like who goes to these sites?
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And then clicks no, here we go. I found it. Boom.
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If I press this button, it's over. Over, It's over.
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It's a nuclear bomb. Yeah, world War three just started. You think
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there is pants We're the ones that have that button, bro and Russia and
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China supposedly America has that button for sure, like America has the button of
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all buttons, like we have that like, hey, you send that bomb
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us. We're taking out the whoars. No one should have that button.
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Who made the bomb first? It was us, and that's what we should
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never gave it Till we go back to this topic. We should have never
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gave it to We should have never let them get it. What were we
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doing. We're just fucking giving the secrets away. Oh hot, fucking uh,
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fucking mister crabs can hide the fucking secret recipe and we can't hide the
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fucking secret recipe. Dog, Dude, you're autistic, Broad Project Dude,
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Manhattan Project Oppenheimer. Dog, he made the first bomb. I'm pretty sure
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there's like somewhere out there there's like a Willem Dafoe, like like you remember
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with a military You remember that teae in Spider Man one with Toby maguire,
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Uh, the one where their military testing the osborne thing and then he gets
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on the glider and he has that suit. I'm not saying there's something like
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that, but like fo, you don't think that there's like a group of
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six fools that will be like fool, we will go over there to that
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fucking sand fild country and bomb the fuck out of fools with six gliders with
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that fucking song playing in the background. Those military, those people in the
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military where they go from boat to bow when they go those like suits,
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what do you call those? Maybe maybe it's a navy. What about it
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where you can like float, levitate, you know, move in the air
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all those You've seen that ship up in the air. Yeah, that's pretty
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much what it is now, the glider ship. It's just without the glider.
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I mean I have seen those, but still like damn, miss Hasholes.
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Would you try one of those? Hell yeah, I would try one
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of them with my light ass body, for sure. I would try it.
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I would be flying everywhere. Would you do that thing that that paragliding
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in Mexico that they do? Would you do that? When that ship on
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the string? You're on the string, you're on a boat. And that
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wasn't the homie just ate a Hamburg graph for there? I don't know if
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you saw his Instagram post, Nah you gotta want water bottles? Was eating
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a hamburgral for that that Mexican ship. But he was in like cowbo you
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know, I'm talking about on the string? Your lady, something air?
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Would you do that's on? I can see you not wanting now pull up
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a video that I haven't don't even know what you know exactly what I'm talking
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about. Fo, you've seen it. Fuck, I don't even know what
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to call it, stir gliding gliding if you got off the phone, I'm
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sorry, dude, I got locked out of my fucking email your piece of
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shit and I'm just trying to figure something out. But yeah, dude,
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oh I can't even see it on. But anyways, oh here I put
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but that thing where you know I'm talking about, I'd be down. I'd
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be down. I propose on that I do it, but like over the
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water, over the water, one hundred percent over the water. Really,
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yeah, like you can the water can hit just as bad as concrete.
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But like you're like you're lighting it'll there's a boat with the line, you
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know what I'm saying. So like you're never like away hate ocean that bad?
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You've never seen something like this? Yeah, like you talk about like
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parents, Like what do you call that ship? Bro? Like they have
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I think Caddy Blaze did it for for his vacation. Right, that's ziplining,
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I think. Oh see, I'm more scared of zip lighting. Zip
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lightning seems way safer. You're literally attached to the thing right, Yeah,
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I'm not doing ziplining. Why the rope can fall off the same ship with
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the parag lighting the rope, but you'll glide back into the ocean, trust
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me. But what if the lines from the parag lighting fucks up and then
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you're like, whoo, that's that's why I don't do none of that.
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Ship. Like I don't like roller coasters, not even at the fair.
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The bungee jump and the no, never bungee jumping, never skydiving, you
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do any of those? Hell no, hell no, I'll blog it.
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No see No, you couldn't pay me, like if like like if the
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Travel Channel hit me up with like that Bert Kreischer deal, like you just
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got to do crazy ship. No, oh, that's white people should like.
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The craziest thing I would do would get on a bull. I do
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that. That is crazy. I get on a bull. Be down to
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get on a bull, A bull, a bull. I'll do that.
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And you know what they're doing now, I forgot that. You guys brought
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it up too. No, David Busters, you know how you brought that
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up? What's now? David Busters? But I don't know what you're talking
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about. You can I don't know when it starts, but they just passed
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it or law or know what it is. But you can start gambling at
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David Busing, Oh you can, but you can bet. You can bet
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on the bet on p on like the games on f America's Degenerate Dog And
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you know, I love gambling, so I heard I heard about that,
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and like you can bet like on the back on the baskets, like who
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wins like five bucks or so, Yeah, they're gonna have to have signs
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where it's like if you have a gambling problem at David Busters now, but
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you can gamble now David Busters. You can bet on on each other's arcade
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games, is what is what he's trying to refer to. But yeah,
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like it'd be like if me and you are playing, it'd be like I
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bet you one hundred dollars that a way and now you can legally bet it.
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But what do you think is up with that? What do you think
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is up with this whole thing that America is kind of going to? Bro?
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Like I feel that they're really trying hard to get everybody hooked on gambling,
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bro, Like everything's turning into a gamble bro because like they're pushing gambling
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so much, bro, and like the young motherfuckers are about that ship.
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Life's a gamble, yeah, fool. But like, do you really think
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that you should be learning how to should sports betting be like like that?
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That is as common, bro? I don't know. Man, Sometimes when
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you watch a soccer game, you really do know who's gonna win based on
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how you see the play. You know how you see the team go,
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and you see it in person. You should know better than anybody else.
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Man, when you know you know for sure, oh shit, like you've
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done, You've made money when you were paying attention to AFC. That's not
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what I'm saying, though, I'm saying I feel like that, Like the
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agenda is like kind of like to get everybody hooked on gambling. Bro.
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It's an easy buy when you score it right, and you wouldn't you wouldn't
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say they've been doing that since we were little kids. I know it's getting,
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it's getting, it's getting a lot easier, but it's the world we
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live in. Like I like it. I like that I can literally go
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on my phone right now, go to price pick dot com. He's promoco
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Tinfoil hot, and I can make a I can make a pick real quick
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though. I can pick between who's gonna win at the La C game.
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I'm unast five dollars. Five dollars. You can use promo goal tinfoil hot
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you can bet five dollars. It's amazing professional. That's fucking professional. But
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now I love that gambling ship. I think it's crazy. Like I do
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agree with you where it's kind of young, but it's America fool. Should
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be able to google fits your money. I do think that should be careful
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to teach your kids. I feel that I feel that it's it's to keep
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everybody like like poor. That's for sure too, now that you mentioned that
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that one hundred percent is true, you're not Your odds are not in your
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favor, bro. The casino always wins. Yeah, like nobody, nobody
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ever beats Vegas Bro. So it's like if you turn everything into Vegas Bro,
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and nobody's ever gonna have money because they're always going to be doing the
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expectation. Like I get it. It's one thing buying us scratcher here and
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there, get the little fucking dopamine rush, or you buy you know,
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twenty bucks on Mega million here and there. That's cool, you know what
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I mean, Like that seems like cool, but like there's like fool Like
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my neighbor was talking to me about this ship, like like one of my
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neighbors kids, and I'm just like, fool, like you like barely have
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any money. Fool Like you should not be fucking like gambling right now.
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See. But that's that's what I mean. I agree some people take it
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over. But then yeah, but he looks at it. It's like like
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like kind of like how you remember how Cairo used to fucking look at it.
21:29
He's like, this is my chance to like make money to fix my
21:32
teeth or something, you know. Like he's like, and I'm like,
21:33
bro, Like he never said I know, but like like like he always
21:37
envisioned that he was gonna make enough money for him not to fucking work again,
21:41
or for him to like be like, yeah, I'll just fucking make
21:42
my way this way like some kind of fucking gypsy ship. And I'm like,
21:45
now, and that's the same mentality my fucking neighbor's kid was talking about.
21:48
And I'm just like, bro, Like I told him. I was
21:52
like, Hey, I'm gonna be honest, bro, that's what the cars?
21:55
Nah, what the food, with the with the with the race cars,
21:57
with the sporty looking cars. Nah, that's the younger one. He's
22:00
smart that that was over here doing different shit. He has a job good.
22:04
But but his brother is just like he's like, yeah, man,
22:07
he's like, so I'm thinking. I was like, I'm gonna start making
22:08
money right here. I was like, bro, you know that odds are
22:11
not in your favor never and like I had, like I think this is
22:14
kind of like a very stupid ass fucking idea. Bro. Like I was
22:15
like, why don't you just focused on getting better cars to sell and make
22:18
more money because he sells cars, And I'm like, it's just I don't
22:22
know, bro, I agree. But see that's the thing, just because
22:25
there's there's i would say, low minded, stupid people out there. I
22:30
shouldn't be able to gamble because he does. I dude, I literally gamble
22:33
for five bucks, five ten bucks, twenty bucks watching the game. Guess
22:37
what's a lot more interesting now that I got ten twenty bucks on it?
22:41
But that's because I I could bet more. But that's smart. No to
22:45
me, it's just for fun. It's for fun. When you go to
22:47
gambling, you put a dollar in the fucking machine if you don't even got
22:51
the dollar. Like, well, we hear we were laughing about the other
22:53
day because the homies went gambling where and you said they and they said how
22:59
much money? They listened and you were like, like you start laughing.
23:03
I don't remember this, forget it. But like, I think everyone should
23:07
bet at with their their ability to bet. But I mean, it does
23:11
suck that some people don't know how to control it and handle it. But
23:14
because they can't doesn't mean I shouldn't be able to gamble, because that's what
23:18
you're You're kind of that's what you're kind of saying. He's like, well,
23:19
my, my, my, my, my neighbor who's broke doesn't know
23:22
how to but I feel so because he doesn't know how, it does mean
23:26
I shouldn't be able to gamble and make and have fun and make my money.
23:30
No. I mean, granted, you're in America, you have the
23:33
liberty to do that ship, But all I'm saying is that when you're shoving
23:37
it down everybody's throats like and making it so relatively available, like some people
23:41
would never fucking know about this type of like gambling in the small towns,
23:45
they would never fucking know about this, but like now it's so relatively available
23:48
that like I do agree with that you have like foods that will just be
23:52
like I'm just gonna like they'll have build that same mentality and be like I
23:55
don't have to work. I'm just gonna fucking keep keep gambling or just try
23:59
to make it, try to make it living off is I might get lucky
24:00
tomorrow. Always with that illusion because it presents that illusion that you might be
24:04
the one when in reality, like how many winners are they? Like,
24:07
how many people do you know they're hitting that mega million? You know,
24:10
I agree with you, they do target the poor people. There's a reason
24:12
you can get a lottery ticket at any hood right off the bat, I
24:18
do agree that they target poor people. But that's just working cloud dealer bro.
24:23
I've been at the CA seeingo, seeing fools come in, sit at
24:27
the roulette table, bet lose and walk out. Like there's fools out here
24:33
just either know their limit or just be betting their last sense. Yeah,
24:38
Like that's literally what I'm talking about, Like there's gonna be like there's and
24:42
I'm like, this is a setup for disaster. But how come you're not
24:45
showing for how come you're not publicizing easy Trades, easy hustles of twenty twenty
24:49
four or something like that, showing the youth that shit, bro Like stuff
24:52
that could be like a potential business, bro, Like, but your every
24:56
fucking podcast they watch is talking about like, hey, bro, get hooked
25:00
on gambling. Get hooked on gambling. Like even the big time, like
25:03
even the super big podcasters or influencers like Logan Paul and them, like they
25:06
fucking publicize the fuck out of that. And it's and I'm just like,
25:10
hey, bro, like it's a check. But I'm just like, hey,
25:12
bro, like come on, man, like, like when you look
25:15
at the bigger picture, I'm like, why are they doing this shit?
25:18
Okay, But but in other people's defense, you know, there's a thing
25:21
called the professional gambler, and they exist people that actually pay attention, yeah,
25:25
just to pay attention attention, like I mean attention tension. I've met
25:30
them, and it's crazy. But it's just like it's just like the odds
25:33
of like people that are know they see like that. You know, there's
25:36
professional basketball players and this was like I'm just gonna play basketball until I make
25:41
it for everybody, not everybody got that skill. But just because they don't
25:44
have it, does that mean does that other person shouldn't be able to you
25:47
know, because because of the loser, he gets to win. Danny Eliah.
25:52
Sometimes you gotta be a deadbie when the kids gotta eat. Sometimes they
26:02
don't need SID people gathering their Social Security check. Yeah, bro, Like
26:06
I remember fool I had, I had. I had, like this one
26:07
fool who he told me, he was like, yeah, I used to
26:11
have some food. They would that would that would help me out in my
26:14
business right, And I'm just like, I'm like, okay, what happened?
26:17
He was like that fool starts to steal from me? And then I
26:19
was and he's like and I saw it. And then he still had the
26:22
nerve to ask him for money, and I was like, yo, bro,
26:25
Like I confronted him. I was like, and that fool, he's
26:26
like, yeah, I lost my money betting on sports like he was.
26:30
He this guy was broke, didn't make no fucking money, started to make
26:34
money. First thing he did was like I'm just gonna take the fucking check
26:37
that I did and bet it on the Lakers and just and then he's like
26:41
fuck now I gotta steal to make that back end money. It's like,
26:42
bro, like people just have his fucking illusion. It's like, bro,
26:45
just work hard, Like, just fucking work hard. Bro, Like there's
26:49
no shortcuts to success Like this financial lucky shit is one in a fucking million,
26:56
bro. Like or it's like the odds of that ship for you to
26:59
really make it from zero to one hundred. Bro, it's like you have
27:02
the same mods finding a blue lobster in the ocean. Oh, you know
27:06
your life will change if if if you can hit black five times in a
27:10
row. I understand that, bro, But how many times does that fucking
27:14
happen? Bro? I just don't Like that's the one thing that just don't
27:18
get. Like you're creating a next generation of motherfuckers that just don't have Like
27:25
I'm like, there's gonna be like a big generation of foods that are just
27:26
gonna be hooked on gambling and it's gonna lead to more homeless shit. But
27:30
they should see them. I have to pay for it with my fucking hardworking
27:33
taxis. But the people that are promoting gambling are probably not even gambling.
27:37
If they're gambling, they're gambling for fun. Loogan Paul, I bet you.
27:41
I'm not saying those people are gambling. I'm saying the repercussions of like
27:44
those big companies that are just that are just paying for this advertisement, you
27:48
know what I mean. The reason people had a problem with high high numbers
27:52
of people smoking cigarettes before it was because they were allowed to free range promote
27:56
everywhere. You'll see them in fucking kids commercials. You see them every bro
28:00
Like, you'll see them advertising near kids parks and all this shit. And
28:03
now and now, when you look at the smoking numbers, they're they're significantly
28:07
lower because all this stuff didn't get as publicized. I agree, But as
28:11
a company, isn't your job to promote that as much as you possibly can.
28:15
I'm also not going to endanger the lives of millions of people by doing
28:18
that, or I'm not gonna set them up for failure. Maybe I don't
28:22
know. I have integrity in my business. I don't know. I mean,
28:25
well, obviously you think gambling is bad, I don't have I don't
28:29
think it's bad. I think that like the way they're going about it,
28:32
and we're promoting it everywhere. Have you seen it that is promoted back bro,
28:36
the moment I saw it on the fucking bus. I was like,
28:38
you're literally targeting all the fucking poor people, because if you go to the
28:42
buses in like Burbonly Hills or in Burbank, you don't see those basketball players
28:47
that say price pick Lakers could change it all and have who do they have?
28:51
Lebron and all the other foods that all the black fools in the hood
28:52
recognize and A're like, oh man, I'm gonna just bet on these like
28:56
bro like they're not stupid. It's like the same way fucking the cigarette companies
29:00
would fucking put the big neon cool fucking men though sign in the hood because
29:04
they know black fools and and like like hood foods, like fucking Menthols.
29:08
They would make these signs super extravagant to get these fools in there. They
29:11
wouldn't put that ship as a matter of fact, they couldn't because they don't
29:15
have no liquor stores in fucking Beverly Hills or places like that. But the
29:17
thing is like, even though like I agree with you that they are promoting
29:22
probably in the wrong places, the hood was still find ways to gamble.
29:25
They'll gamble on dice. It doesn't make that Okay, we'll let them gamble
29:29
on dice. But there's no fucking there's nobody spray painting in the fucking wall
29:32
saying let's gamble and shoot the fucking seven or eleven fool, because there's people
29:36
that are just gonna gamble, like you said, they just want to gamble,
29:37
like you and the and the Homi bill they used to come around,
29:41
who fucking would just gamble regardless of what he's doing. But you don't need
29:44
to advertise to people like him. But let's just say for the people that
29:47
don't know or just fucking are they don't know what the fuck to do in
29:49
life. It's like, you like, how about a positive influence? Are
29:53
something that could possibly lid to something leads to something great? Bro like And
29:57
it's like, I almost the thing that pisss me off about the school system
30:00
too that I see right now. I was like, listen, just as
30:03
much as you want to, you want to, but what is it tell
30:07
these kids go to higher education and go to and go get I'm sorry,
30:11
go get a higher education and go to college. You also need to have
30:15
speakers that go to a trade school. You should have a successful mechanic person
30:18
that came out of a school that now has a franchise of mechanics. You
30:22
should have somebody that goes in there that builds houses or does construction professionally and
30:26
is a part of a union. Because I'm gonna be real, not everybody
30:30
is cut out for college. But you set up all these kids and you
30:33
promote all this shit, and some of these kids really get sold on this
30:36
idea that fuck I'm gonna go to college, and all they do is go
30:37
end up pucking the fucking their credit up and getting in debt. Like I
30:41
feel like that it should be you should be having both sides being promoted at
30:45
the same time. But if you have one side and that side is not,
30:48
it's counterproductive to like a better quality of life. It's not gonna end
30:53
well in the future. And guess who's gonna have to pay for all that
30:56
shit our tax money. But you don't think you don't think the school system
30:59
wants you to go to college so they can indoctrinate you into whatever fucking beliefs
31:03
they want to get you. Yeah, I mean obviously that's a yeah,
31:06
that's up to you to believe. Bro. It's like every reason there's so
31:07
many fucking churches. You walk in and see which one fucking makes your fucking
31:11
hair stand up? Bro, are your arms like you know what I'm saying,
31:14
Like you're asking why they don't have no but what like, oh no,
31:17
I'm not asking. I was like, yeah, I'm saying, I
31:18
want them to college, make money off of college. Yeah, that's exactly
31:21
what I'm saying. And like some of these kids set themselves up for failure
31:23
because they're like, I want to make my parents proud. College seems to
31:26
be the only option and the end all they end up doing is just getting
31:30
in fucking depth. And I think if you had maybe like if you had
31:33
the instead of college week where foods they want to go to college, go
31:36
to college week, have trade week, Have somebody that fucking owns a successful
31:40
mechanic shop, Have somebody that owns the fucking paintings company, somebody that works
31:45
for a union. Because not everybody is cut out for fucking college, bro,
31:48
And some of these parents need to face that shit because that's detrimental to
31:52
the future of tomorrow. But it also depends on the college you go to.
31:55
There are some colleges out there who will like give you those resources,
31:57
like Hey, you want to be in r is, here's a fucking here
32:01
are programs where you can be mentored on or you know, ship like that
32:06
shadow or whatever. You know, there's always options. So I don't know,
32:09
it kind of depends how you want to. I agree with you.
32:12
I know there is options. But what I'm we were talking about because you
32:15
went downstairs, is that is that I'm saying that it's like they advertise it
32:19
all in all the wrong places, because I'm like, how come they come
32:22
they don't put these gambling advertisements on the buses in Beverly Hills, like they
32:24
have like healthcare ads over there talking about think about retirement, like real shit
32:28
that can help somebody. And then right here they have Lebron the marketing marketing.
32:34
Yeah, bro, put your advertising to the people that are setting himself
32:37
up even more for failure. And it's like at that cost, it's like
32:39
you might as well have the level of playing field and give these people a
32:43
positive out there to better themselves as well too, if you're gonna be shoving
32:45
gambling down their throat, because that's the reason you have a lot of motherfuckers
32:49
that it's like spare change, spare change, and all this shit because there's
32:52
idiots out there that really fucking think that they're gonna be like I believe in
32:57
Lebron. I've been a Laker fan for twenty years. I'm a bet all
32:59
my life. The reason is and then they fucking go broke and all because
33:01
they fucking saw this stupid ass ad And granted people are fucking gullible, but
33:06
it's like, hey, bro, if maybe this motherfucker was like, hey,
33:07
let's put this shit into a fucking I got. I got this letter
33:10
in the mail that says, hey, I got, I could put my
33:13
money in a a in an interest building saving bond or something, and this
33:15
is gonna be the outcome. And you break it down for stupid terms,
33:19
for like stupid poor people terms, maybe they would fucking brighten up and make
33:22
better decisions and it leads to a better future, a better fucking citizens in
33:25
America is compared to more fucking shit that adds to the problem. The same
33:29
thing that I was saying, I was saying about the school system. Bro
33:32
School to some people is not an opportunity to get to for hire knowledge.
33:37
A lot of kids go to school to make their parents problem. The don't
33:38
even want to go to college, and all that shit leads to is being
33:40
in debt. I feel that some of these kids, if you had these
33:44
companies, they're like, hey, well I used to go to folks Shake
33:46
too. Bro. I was like I was in eighth grade, but I
33:49
started my own franchise companies of mechanics. So like, if you if you're
33:52
interested in mechanicry or building building shit, like come come try out here or
33:57
whatever, Like, there would be more people that are not gonna be like,
34:00
fuck, I fucked up my credit trying this college shit, making my
34:01
mom proud, But like I now I don't know what the fuck to do,
34:06
or I don't have a second option, you know what I'm saying.
34:07
It's like I feel like you gotta level the playing ground. You just can't
34:09
be shoving all this toxic shit down people's fucking throats, like because obviously you're
34:15
gonna make a bad decision. Like if you're already in a tough situation and
34:17
somebody's like, hey, like if you have loan sharks around all broke people,
34:22
you're just gonna have a lot of people that are gonna be more in
34:23
debt. Bro. They need this ship to survive, They need money to
34:25
live. So it's that's all I'm saying. Bro. It's like you're yeah,
34:30
you can advertise to these motherfuckers alway, it's a capitalist nation. But
34:34
there's a cost to this ship and it hurts our fucking people. I got
34:37
a question for the people. Who is Gavin news some how? Have you
34:40
guys heard of v Zone la resident coming in hot? He's making La better
34:47
for everybody, better for me, for you, for the kids. See
34:51
some graduate this This show is brought to you behind hungry Yes, he see
34:57
people are people. I know people are tuning out because they're like, damn,
34:59
this was reading. But I'm just like you. I mean, I'm
35:00
not much. I love gambling. You're right, you shouldn't be promoted to
35:04
the poor people, Like, how come you don't promote it to the people
35:06
that have money, like the foods that drive like those people know that not
35:07
the way. That's exactly what I'm saying. That's because they gotta hit in
35:10
life and they got the right resources. They do it for fun. I
35:14
also think it should be for fun. You shouldn't be doing it and get
35:15
Yeah, and who has to pay rent? Who has disposable income? People
35:19
that have Nate bm nice BMW's and Mercedeses and their fucking neighbors. Don't go
35:23
advertised to the Toyota people that have like nothing but Toyotas and use Nissans because
35:28
those people are obviously trying to get a better car. Have those cars have
35:31
dance? You know what I'm saying. When you go to the hood,
35:34
bro, like those people are fucking struggling. Bro, he's on for mayor,
35:37
yes or no? I don't want politics, Bro, he's on for
35:40
mayor. Come on, let's do this. Like somebody said, somebody said,
35:44
I steal votes for Easo. We'll dud dude. I don't want to
35:49
be a Democrat, all right, it's like like stealing votes. This nots
35:52
like a Democrat. I can literally see Donald Trump supporting you, endorsing you.
35:55
If I out there and I would run. If I get the chance
35:59
to meet that food like I went there in you should, I would get
36:04
down in l A. We got this governor named one he's going forgot new
36:08
Son. Some people say he's had a very expressive past to opinionated, but
36:15
I just think that's passion. The passion America is lacking these days, and
36:21
everybody knows it. Yeah, dude, did you see his Mother's Day fucking
36:25
folst Oh, I fucking loved it, dude. I played it like four
36:30
times. He was like, I just want to wish all the mothers of
36:31
America of every happy Mother's Day. We all respect you. We would be
36:37
nothing without the mothers of this nation. I want to thank Malaya. It
36:43
was like, happy Mother's Day. I'll be home soon, baby, he
36:46
said. Bro, he did Bro, he did it. I was like,
36:50
damn, bro. This was like, yeah, like hey bro,
36:52
old lady, I'm didn't say my old lady, Like, hey man,
36:57
that's that's fucking as American is apple pie. Bro. I can't go.
37:02
I'll just see. I could see Trump and like Harley Davison if he wasn't
37:06
president with this old lady in the back with a little with the little micro
37:09
beast, you know. Or somebody says property or whatever, yeah, the
37:15
one percent. Somebody somebody said the smear campaigns would be great against me.
37:20
Oh yeah, yeah. Somebody said punching bread. It was like, I
37:23
wonder where this punch bread is coming from. X Have you seen those property
37:29
jackets best on girl on like biker chicks. Yeah, I've seen that ship
37:31
too. That's just crazy. Dog. I don't know if I would ever
37:36
want that. Yeah, if you reach reach it signed by Matrix comment he's
37:43
on probably the port x G first DAG. First, I thought, you're
37:49
gonna make me just just just because he could just walk right back. I
37:53
thought, I thought, you're gonna make me head of fucking deportation to making
37:57
sure I let people in what I wanted. Put him in the cage,
38:00
put them in the three eyes. Trump was worth fifty billion one time.
38:06
It's a lot of money, dude, for one man, fifty billion,
38:12
that is a lot. If I was watching these video for of like crazy
38:15
experiments that has happened on humans, dog, and like there was this one
38:21
thing that at one point there was this doctor who was removing testicles dog and
38:24
just like like like testicle like uh, translat you don't know how like a
38:29
dog? You know how you knew to your dog? Yeah? Nobody?
38:31
Yeah, Like he was doing that ship to fools and then putting other foods
38:34
testicles in there. That's the case. Fuck like it just or animals or
38:39
animal animal testicles like in the in the in the food just doing experiments dog,
38:45
Like it's crazy. How much experimentation has fucking happened. No, No,
38:47
it's happening. It's happening to this day right now. I guarantee a
38:51
lot of experiments are getting done on human beings inhumane. Oh. I thought
38:54
about like like like, I'm not gonna lie when I do and I do
38:58
get another dog that time comes. I thought about getting one of those dogs
39:01
that get rescued from testing, you know what I mean, Like those dogs
39:06
that like let's just say like those yeah, that they rescue them from like
39:08
a Korean meat factory, from other countries. I was, yeah, not
39:12
testing here, you can get it from other countries. Yeah, like I
39:15
would get I would get something like that, bro, because you know,
39:16
like, no, you didn't know. You don't know the the doctor that
39:21
invented the Crisper device. You know that Chris Christopher thing were talking about.
39:23
That sounds like a good cooking device. What is that? Bro? You've
39:27
heard about it in Disney. You know how your homie is getting the crisp
39:30
the Crisper device. You've heard them the one engineer AI baby. Yeah,
39:34
that's that's done through a program or some generic generic device called Crisper or whatever.
39:39
I would have AI baby, though, Bro, you can't like,
39:44
I, thank God, dog, you're playing God. I would be almost
39:46
playing God, be playing God. Damn. But would But if I if
39:50
I can just think, I'm going if I can, if I can have
39:52
like a build of Baby, if I can have if I can go to
39:54
Disney's first version of Build a Baby, like you know how Build a Bear?
39:58
I could just go there and be like, look, man, just
40:00
I just don't want to be fat. Like I'd be like, can you
40:04
have good genetics? Like what I would do? But they can't stop him
40:06
from being fat. You can't stop he could broad No, don't. You
40:08
can't stop someone from eating. No, you're good genetics. That doesn't mean
40:14
you can't be fat. You out of the jeans though, I get what
40:15
you mean. You can have good genetics where he has a fast metabolism,
40:20
but if someone scarves down ten thousand calories a day, they will be fat
40:22
no matter. Obviously, I would have to be a parent food and be
40:25
like, hey, food, you're gonna play a sool soccer then you're gonna
40:29
play fucking pee wee football and all this ship and just you know what I
40:31
mean? I would I would definitely do you know what my fucking worst fore
40:36
your dog, Like when it comes to raising a kid, I don't want
40:37
to raise an iPad kid. All right, but what what else? Getting
40:42
socked out? Whatever? I wasn't done with what we were talking about.
40:45
You said you want to do, You said you want to have a build
40:47
a beard baby. I would have an ai baby after I have a real
40:51
but up, but up, He's on. If you have a build a
40:52
bird baby, will it even really look like you at the end of it?
40:55
Like my baby wouldn't be It wouldn't not look I think I was would
41:00
have heard me, I would have beard, it'd be taller, fucking all,
41:05
y'all. I'd be like, that's what I think. Once you have
41:07
a build up baby, it really isn't gonna really looky. But I would
41:09
have like a real one first, like you know what I mean, Like
41:12
I would have like a real one and then be like, all right,
41:13
give me the Pinocchio And you don't think the fucking the real one is gonna
41:15
hate the Pinocchio one because it's perfect. Three eyes. Bro, this is
41:20
bad, Bro, this this is not good. Doctor Guys aren't thinking the
41:23
long term would be like with those two Barts, Like remember that episode when
41:29
they have the barts and through the the in the attic, lower three eyes
41:32
said, I'll take a retard over an iPad baby, Yeah for sure,
41:38
Yeah, hell yeah. The movie har the sky's the limit for fucking down
41:44
syndrome food. It's only a matter of time before some food was like finding
41:47
UFC with that retard strength, bro, I mean fall kill. Tony had
41:53
a downcing kid on Jared's Open Nathan, Yeah, Nathan, he was like
41:59
kill Tony on YouTube theater killed That's why he fucking left. But did he
42:05
kill because commersionally of the fact that of his condition, but because he has
42:08
good fucking joke. All I know is he gets laughs. And as a
42:12
comedian, he got laughs. They're laughing maybe at him, not with him,
42:16
not not at his jokes, but he's at laughs. And who cares
42:20
like like like he's gonna say downs, you're killing it, putting it down.
42:27
I just yeah, I want to I want to tell I want to
42:29
say this, hey man, there is a riffle going on today. First
42:32
prize Caddie Blaze smash hole if you know what I'm talking about. Yeah,
42:38
So if you guys have always wonder one of those that's a fucking hefty prize,
42:43
so it's gonna be a first prize and second prize gets a bag of
42:45
slick shots, so you can go ahead and drink what is it wherever you
42:50
go, save yourself some money and use it for something great. But yeah,
42:52
I would. If you want a super chat bro and you want to
42:53
get one of these in your life, you can go ahead and just enter
42:59
bro just and sure, like any super chatt we'll read them in a little
43:00
bit and get that at Doctor Greentam. Yeah, get yeah, they could
43:07
definitely get it, uh uh at the Doctor Greentam locations. And also shout
43:12
out to Tyler for hooking me up with this ripping dip shirt they make.
43:15
Did I say that already? They made two XL so think I think I
43:17
said it on the Live earlier. But yeah, lout to the little Homie
43:21
sick. If you got the hookup on more of them, I'll catch you
43:23
out for That's crazy how it's such a big company it took so long for
43:28
them to go to XL. Okay, the reason for that is I already
43:30
know is that Abercommy and fins ship. They don't like look food as much
43:34
as as much as I hated not finding as much as I hated not finding
43:37
my size five foods don't look good in that clothes. It's like sometimes,
43:42
bro, when you had like, hey, bro, like think about the
43:45
brands that have to make like seven x, five X and all. But
43:47
I would just make it exclusive exclusive t X, not a lot. We're
43:51
not making a lot. Okay, two X is not like really X is
43:53
not too bad. Like you know, you're never gonna find like a three
43:55
or four X at Abercommy. No, yeah, Like that's just not made
44:00
for that. Ho the fuck are you gonna make a hollerster when the fucking
44:02
ads are some food with a six pack, But you're gonna make a size
44:06
forty six gene Not happening. It's just not happening. And you can't get
44:09
mad at these companies. You want to get fat people close, go to
44:12
big and tall like like that's what that's the That's the beautiful thing about America,
44:16
Bro. There's something for everybody. And I feel like we're losing that
44:20
part of America, bro, because you were learning to cater to everybody.
44:23
Everybody has to be fucking included. I don't fucking mind the inclusion of everybody
44:30
in what like let's just say every movie, bro, like Disney's doing it.
44:31
It's like, now there has to be a black person, has to
44:34
be a Asian person, has to be an Hispanic person, and all that
44:37
shit look fool. Include these fools if it fits in the storyline, like
44:42
straight up, like I'm not saying, don't represent food, don't don't don't
44:45
represent fools. If you if these fools want to be represented, well how
44:50
about you let them make their own movies, bro, because they know how
44:52
to do it. And stop trying to fucking have a token person in all
44:54
these fucking movies, bro, or in all these fucking roles like everybody wants,
44:59
everybody wants to do, want to be catered every movie. If I'm
45:00
gonna go watch like a fucking Arnold film and I'm gonna and and somebody's gonna
45:06
get mad because there was no gay inclusion or there was no transit or there
45:09
was not no this movie. I'm going to watch fucking Terminator, Bitch,
45:13
it's a fucking action movie. You know what the fuck you're gonna go see?
45:15
You know what kind of person arto this? Don't be complaining about how
45:19
come the black guy got killed first? Hey, bro, it is what
45:22
it is, bro. You know what I'm saying, Like, go watch
45:23
Mendia if you want to go watch like a like all black production and all
45:28
that shit. Or give black fools more money to make their own productions because
45:31
obviously they know how to get down this for every culture, for their for
45:35
their own culture. Make Latinos have more opportunities to make more Latino based films
45:39
and don't make shit like Blue Beetle that I have to watch just because I
45:43
feel kind of sorry for the film because I'm just like, hey, well
45:45
this is the best we got, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
45:47
Like like you know what I mean, Like the way it's going, I'm
45:50
plaid the don't make another fucking another terminator, Bro, imagine them make a
45:52
terminator these days, a gay T one thousand that fool turns in two of
45:57
aga, you know what I mean? Like, like I don't watch like
46:00
form films obviously, but like in forum films, is everybody just Mexican?
46:04
Like when you watch a Mexican film, is everybody just Mexican? We watch
46:07
a Brazilian film? Is everyone just Brazilian? No? They're actually like do
46:10
they still find like black people on Mexicans to play these parts when they're not
46:15
needed, Like like what do you mean, like you just get like ray
46:19
Wood like like like rational. I'll explain it now, Like are you You
46:23
were just saying like how in all the American movies there always has to be
46:25
an Asian. No, I'm saying we're at the era and ray would probably
46:29
agree. We're at the era bro that everything is being catered, especially entertainment.
46:32
It's being catered to everybody. I miss the fucking days in America where
46:36
things were just cater for. It is like when you want to see when
46:38
you went to go see a fandamn film, you know you were gonna see
46:40
fools getting punched and getting shot, you know what I mean. I wasn't
46:44
worried about, Hey, there's no Chinese people in here, you know,
46:46
Like you know, like there's no gay fools in this movie. I agree
46:51
with you, where like now they have to have one of everybody in these
46:53
American films. But oh you're talking about that diversity thing. Yeah, but
46:57
what I'm trying to say in like Europe, in Brazil, in Argentina,
47:00
is it just all Argentinians? Yeah, there's there might be one Like if
47:05
there's a black guy needed. Like if they need a Japanese person, they'll
47:08
get a Japanese person to play the part. But is the whole movie just
47:12
Argentinian, Like I don't watch for and you watch me, you might watch
47:15
more form movies, like when you watch a Chini movie, everyone's just Chinese,
47:19
right and then and if they need the American, they'll come get one
47:22
American to play the American part. But he's literally a guy that said els,
47:28
he's literally here on vacation. This is why he's here in our country?
47:31
Is that how films work over there? Look, in the film industry
47:37
as a whole, each film has its own agenda with whatever they put in
47:40
that film, especially with the characters. If you need to have a black
47:45
person in the film, put him in there. If it's gonna like make
47:49
your point or fill out the plot or whatever and ship. Here in America,
47:52
we have a very different agenda, you know. It's it's more towards
47:57
to how society goes more or less than like what the filmmaker would want.
48:01
So like in Europe, you'll see all whites. It just depends food.
48:08
Like it like, how can I like this movie Lamb's movie called lamb.
48:15
Right, it was shot in Iceland or whatever, and the people in that
48:19
film were slant icelandic. You know, there's no black people in it,
48:22
and it just happens to be that way because like, not a lot of
48:28
black people in nice things to begin with, longest man, no one nice
48:30
AND's like, oh my god, this fucking set is horrible. Now,
48:35
yeah, because there's a diversity or whatever. Yeah, so Europe and Asia
48:39
and all that they have their own thing like that makes better movies, right,
48:42
you would say yeah, because it depends. It just goes with what
48:45
the plot is about. If they got to put a black person in there,
48:49
because it because that's because it's fitting. Exactly, it's fitting. That's
48:53
exactly what I'm saying. It's like I don't mind the inclusion when it's fitting.
48:58
Like hey, bro, like like we're gonna we can use a black
49:00
guy here. Yeah we didn't, thank you, Bro. That was the
49:04
worst fucking thing ever they could have done to the fucking franchise. Nobody needed
49:07
Woke Hoke, nobody needed that Morpheus movie. Nobody needed that fucking was the
49:14
Asian food with the rings. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
49:16
That movie was trash. That ching song, King of the Rings. I
49:20
don't even know what his name is. Over here, we're too fucking pussy
49:22
like we're we're like, oh my god, we don't put like a Latino
49:27
and they're like, doesn't matter, there's gonna be wrong, don't need it.
49:30
Yeah, Like I I that's exactly the ship that I was getting at,
49:34
that we don't need that inclusion where it's not needed just because some fools
49:37
are gonna get upset. Fuck them. If people forget this is America.
49:39
Bro, if you don't like it, don't go watch the fucking movie.
49:43
And if people are gonna write bad things about it, well talk to the
49:45
people that want to write good things about it, because that's why everything's so
49:49
fucking boring and stupid these fucking days. Bro. Would you go watch a
49:52
movie if someone said, Yo, he's on this movie I but there's a
49:55
solid orn in it. Or would you rather watch a movie this movie that's
50:00
very okay, great, but now a Salvadorians? Which one are you gonna
50:04
watch that's very vague about the whole Invensalvador? And I'll be like, okay,
50:07
like what row is he doing? And what's the movie? Like?
50:08
If it's a romance, romantic comedy. I'm not just gonna be like I'm
50:10
solidorium almost, you know, I'm just saying it's not my type of film,
50:14
but saying basically, let's say we have But if you say, like,
50:16
let's say we both have the same type of movie we like, and
50:19
I know you're your style movies, and I hit you up with like,
50:20
yo movie, okay, go right, but there's a Salvadorian you might like
50:22
it, or I tell you, like, no Solvadorians in there, like
50:24
movie Like if you're like, hey, bro, let's go watch Napoleon Dynamitic
50:28
and Pedro Salvadorian and then you're and then and then you're like, hey,
50:30
let's go watch the the reshare I mean the the rescreening of Terminator too,
50:36
Terminator too hands down? Because I know what the fuck I want. I
50:38
don't give a fuck if there's a Salvadorian food paying Paedro. Now, I'm
50:42
gonna wait till there's a Salvadorian food and Terminator because that's what I like doing.
50:45
And I'm not gonna bitch about how when there's no Salvadorans Interminator too,
50:47
like people should shoot the fuck up when it comes to that ship, then
50:51
you're gonna have to wait till the terminal inner takes overall. Salvador or or
50:53
or Or or Kenny or Kenn makes his own fucking version of some ship.
50:59
I don't fucking care, bro, but when it's like that, I'll fucking
51:01
watch it, bro. Or like or like when he was boning the maid,
51:05
we got a Mexican in there. That's how they put a Mexican in
51:07
the boning the maid or the Governator. Yeah no, no, there was
51:12
there was a Terminator one where there was a Mexican chicken. He was his
51:15
wife or it was his lady. Oh ship, No, I haven't seen
51:16
that one, Like you've seen it. He's come on right, Terminator movie
51:20
where he has a Mexican wife and a Mexican child. They're in the woods.
51:24
He's protecting them. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that
51:28
one. That one's pretty cool. And that's how that's how you put the
51:30
Mexicans in there, you know, like like you know what's a like another
51:34
bad example of that ship. Like that's the reason Disney's fucking stock is tanking,
51:37
bro, Like straight up, bro, like you like yeah, like
51:39
salute to the mouse for fucking get it. Building the whole new Lands.
51:43
That's gonna only last you so much. But you keep making such shitty fucking
51:45
movies in direction with your ips. It's gonna not it's not gonna end well,
51:49
bro, Like remember start what is it buzz light Year at a hotel
51:52
or there has there's a gay story buzz Lightyear. He's a fucking toy and
51:57
he was a misogynist and toy story one with you liked it or not and
52:02
toy stories defense. There was a lesbian couple. I don't think he was
52:07
gay. They were like what they weren't they like buzz light ear chicks.
52:12
Yeah yeah, but Buzz like your buzz like her was not gay, like
52:15
the main guy was okay, like buzz Light like that, like Foo,
52:17
he was a beauty Like it should have been like a Stalone Rambo film,
52:21
bro, Like it should have been Buzz like here shooting the fuck out of
52:23
ship, driving the ship and then at the end he ripped shirt's head off.
52:28
Bro Like, He's like it should have been something like that. You
52:30
know, you know what, there's a piece of trash that Disney fucking ruined
52:32
snow White. How dare you do that? Ship to the legacy, Bro,
52:36
the masterpiece, that is the vhs that I have at home with like
52:38
the way that was directed by Well, now you have this fucking Brazilian bitch
52:42
in here because fucking yeah, Latinos have to be included in here, and
52:45
then you can't offend the midgets. So now there's no fucking midgets. Like,
52:49
Bro, just don't make the movie. Just call it piece of shit,
52:52
you know what I mean? Like, like straight the fuck up?
52:57
You think if they would make Finding Nemo nowadays, I don't even think they
53:00
could make it because they would be a lesbian couple. They would have never
53:04
had nimo. Yeah, the fish would be like I'm a sxual. Here's
53:07
the egg. Some films that you can't just recreate by like changing changing the
53:13
gender or whatever. You know, that's what That's one of them right here,
53:15
was like you can't midle Mermaid another one that got ruined, like like
53:21
people don't even know how to swim, like like, I mean, that's
53:23
a very offensive stereotype, Exavier, but you know it is funny and and
53:29
and I see a lot of people and and I and I do believe the
53:31
truth to that is because there's no pools in the hood. So I saw
53:37
the Ghostbusters movie, the newest one with the family, and it's a family
53:40
now. You gave it a shot after the last trash. I didn't see
53:45
the last trash. Okay, I heard this one. The only thing good
53:47
about it was the popcorn bucket, AMC. Yeah, this movie was.
53:52
I didn't like the movie too much, bro, because they spent so much
53:55
time on the character development of this chick, bro of this like how high
54:00
school chick and like, oh man, I don't know what I want in
54:01
my life. I want to die. I think we talked about this before,
54:05
but it just pissed me up. I'm like, she wanted to die.
54:07
That was part of her thing as a kid. See have to represent
54:09
for the suicidals. The thing, I'm like, why are we Why is
54:14
the plot like revolving around this? Why can't we find something a little different
54:19
for this movie to actually like be what it's about, you know, ghost
54:22
busting and all that. Yeah, Like it became like way too fucking philosophic.
54:27
Who fucking woke like forty Like the same thing with fucking Chucky Bro like
54:32
food, Like I'm gonna believe the movie the show, Like I'm gonna believe
54:37
that the serial killer doll that fucking was killing everybody in sight becomes really good
54:43
friends with the gay kid, like and then he becomes his best friend,
54:47
and then he's just going around killing foods that offend the gay kid. And
54:51
then he's doing it like I was, just like, first of all,
54:53
Chucky would kill this food and then he called him a word that I'm not
54:57
gonna say right now. If this was the eighties, I think it kind
55:02
of makes you want to know why. It kind of makes a little sense
55:06
because I think Chucky, you know how there was a girl man that that
55:07
turned into Chucky. Yeah, he was, so he would like a gay
55:13
kid, those slick bastards, a universal ship dog because he was that he
55:23
was started on manyaco, the real Chucky, because you got to think about
55:27
it was someone's soul, someone died and he incarnated into Chucky's soul. So
55:31
if he is a fucking little Jeffery Apstein a little yeah, then he for
55:38
sure would like a gay little, a gay kid if he is the real
55:42
Chucky, because eventually he's gonna be like that Kittles, you know, to
55:49
day. I mean, he doesn't even First of all, he does Chucky
55:52
has a girlfriend in the in the thing, and it's that and it's that
55:54
white girl, the one that talks like, hey, yeah, I fucking
55:59
hate that bitch his tone? What's it? So Monotone got her name,
56:01
but she's so like her, Yeah, like Jennifer Cooley. So yeah,
56:05
yeah, like Chucky wanted to the little kid. I mean, that's what
56:08
I'm saying that we didn't see. That's I've actually watched the series and that's
56:14
not what happens. Bro, he'd have a chance. He's like, if
56:15
I have a chance, it's gonna be with this kid. No, Chucky
56:22
could just force himself on anybody in this movie. He's like, fucking he's
56:24
fast, Bro, he doesn't he's fast, Like, he's like he's powerful
56:29
as Chucky. Bro. Watch the fucking ship. So it's not as good
56:31
as because I heard it brought I heard it brought it back or whatever it's.
56:35
They're like Jennifer Tilly, Yeah but somebody says she's old, but I'll
56:44
stop the bone. It's funny. She she plays pretty good, pretty good
56:50
bow but yeah, bro, like that's why when I see these remakes,
56:54
bro, these days, I can't I can't funk with it. You know
56:59
they're gonna ruin it. Yeah, I mean as much as I used to,
57:02
Man, I want them to make these remakes of my childhood. I
57:07
don't want them touching it at all. Leave it the fuck alone. Let
57:09
me watch it in VHS, Like if I see the if, like two
57:14
years from now there's a gay Transformer movie, Like I'm just that's not stopping,
57:19
Like they're not done with it, but I'm just gonna be like done
57:22
with that. This isn't in the comic book, like like what like I
57:27
just don't get why we have to cater to you know what I want for
57:29
everybody and uh, every franchise, bro, Like you know, like I
57:34
don't. It's like if I were to make a fucking piece of merch for
57:36
every holiday. Let me make a fucking Martin Luther king Berger for MLK day.
57:39
Let me make a Caesar Chravisberger for Cesar Travis Day. Let me fucking
57:43
make a Rainbow Burger on June. Let me make all this ship Like it's
57:45
just not like bro, like I'm I do ship that I like, you
57:50
know or that that that I'm that I'm like that I want to celebrate,
57:52
you know what I mean? And in my brand, Bro, And it's
57:53
like I feel like everybody's like bro, yeah, like brow, It's like
58:00
I'm June June. All the companies who stop man guns, Yeah, like
58:07
like fucking like fucking June, fucking June June comes around all the companies,
58:13
Hey, we love Dick too, come shop here, like, come on,
58:16
bro, Like I can't, Man, I'm sure that's a shirt somewhere.
58:22
I'm sure there's a shirt somewhere with that. I should probably make that
58:24
shirt June teeth d Yeah. Man, somebody said June high Hungry game.
58:32
Probably collection. It's like a limited edition ten shirts. Dude, it's like
58:37
one shirt, bro, Like I would wonder who would buy it? To
58:44
better be a chick. You guys get high hungry dogs. Yeah, for
58:46
sure, exactly, But I just I don't. I haven't seen no demographic
58:51
like I would think these foods are very outspoken. They would have been like,
58:52
hey, you think you can make like a rainbow burger? Bro,
58:55
don't trip. He's I'm gonna have a bunch of gy guys hitting your pro
58:59
pen at C. Could you do we do? Got a gay audience?
59:01
You know, Mildred she's gay. She likes the show she puts up with
59:05
the toxic bro, Like, I mean I'm talking about high hungary Okay.
59:08
So I was like, no, she can't say the same. I was
59:10
like, she does not watch this show. This is like you know,
59:15
like, but she's been to the events. So shout out to Mildred.
59:19
Yeah, straight up, bro, somebody said A Day Without a Mexican movie?
59:22
Did you see that movie? No, you haven't watched that movie.
59:27
Did you watch it it one time? Oh it's an old movie now?
59:31
Yeah, it's like an old movie now. It's crazy. How like nineties
59:35
is a long time ago. They couldn't make that movie now because they like,
59:37
we're the Mexicans all white people, even though that's the name point of
59:42
the fucking movie. Yeah, that's true. Hey, I want to go
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I said, you treat like or it changes like how I you treat
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like drinking this this green juice. Rue like, yeah, that's the one
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you need, bro. Did you checked? He checked all my fucking my
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they they always tell you they can't guarantee you. Yeah. I'm like,
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the good stuff you could be winning some something dope like this person just won
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It's just like somebody said Jiffy Lube I would rip you off the attention.
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They would though, Bro, they'd be lying, don't even just let me,
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let me leave, let me leave comfortably. I used to have homies
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that worked at Jiffy lu. They probably don't even All right, let's get
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into the winner. What our Patreon Now, that's right, you guys.
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I know you guys are thinking that I forgot about you guys too, not
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even't forget about the artists of the month, you guys after the Matt Robertson
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rig you know what, Like I said and the other tears heard it,
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it's kind of hard carrying this load, considering Xaber doesn't do with nothing.
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Uh, but I got to keep the show going for you guys, and
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you know I will. But guess what Today somebody will be winning a four
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hundred dollars pendant by the legendary men take Glass. And I mean I hope
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that the person that wins it is a Ninja Turtle fan, because I mean,
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I try to get a collection and I try to get more of them,
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but this is the only one that was available. But check this out,
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bro. This is actually hand drawn with fire bro with little lines.
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So the way they actually do this is they draw that outline with like thin
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lines of fire in the flame, kind of like a pencil, but you're
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playing with fire and it's just melting bro It's kind of like a fire tattoo
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in a sense. And you get that outline in the back. It's actually
1:04:19
quite a beautiful thing to see be made because the back looks like a totally
1:04:25
different pendant, and that has nothing to do. It's not the side you
1:04:28
want to show off. And then they build from the front and they start
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pulling, so they put splatters of color and they kind of like start pulling.
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You know, I've never blown glass myself, but this is actually a
1:04:39
true piece of art. I here a true masterpiece, and one of you
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lucky motherfuckers is gonna win this all right? Beautiful, like literally heavy,
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sturdy, like if you're gonna be having this, please have a I mean
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I think I have one of those, like those like rope pendants, I
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mean the ropes that I can shoot you guys, maybe in this I have
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one for you guys if you guys don't have one, But I would recommend
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getting something sturdy, something metal, because there is such a thing as pendent
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etiquette, and you can break the fuck out of a cup or somebody's rig
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with this pendant. This is a heavy pendant for you, for somebody out
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there. And congratulations to the winner. Before here goes your emails and your
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names, because some of you guys just don't. Haven't you get what kind
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of fucking emails? X y zzzz Yeah? Like, I'm like, who
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the fuck logs into that? Bro? Like that is the worst kind of
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Like change your fucking email, you guys, get something more professional, all
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right. So the people that have just their names and not their email,
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if you happen to be a winner, it's because you had a shitty email,
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all right, and I wasn't about to read it. So here we
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go. Congratulations to the winner. Let's go ahead and pick a winner.
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And the winner is the Homie cruising at gmail dot com. The Hoomie cruising
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at gmail dot com. I recognize the name too because he's actually he's a
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faithful follower. He's been he's been a supporter for the long time, longest
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time. I'm glad. I'm glad he won. So congratulations to the Homie
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Cruising. I will be sending you an email letting you know that you won.
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The four hundred dollars pendant by Menteglass. Stay tuned for the next Artists
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of the Month giveaway. Believe me, it's coming at you, bro.
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We're catching up. I'm helping you guys catch up. I want you guys
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to keep telling other people about our Patreon and having people subscribe and help us
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get to five hundred subscribers paid subscribers. I don't know how you guys keep
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managing to get free ones. I try to block you guys, all right,
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So we'll see you guys next time, and we're back here on the
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We don't smoke the same podcast, So that clip. Congratsratulations to the winner.
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Salute for a four hundred dollars pendant made by the legendary Mente four one
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five glass fucking sicke as fuck, and I hope it goes to the best
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nineties kid to fucking rock that ship out there now. Uh hey, believe
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me. There's two more winners announced for the Electronic Raffle that I will be
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posting on Patreons. So pay attention to your tiers because only if you're subscribed
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to that tier you see who the winners are. They're only for you guys,
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straight the fuck up. And if you're if you want to join the
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Patreon Yo, you want to get in on some of the fun. The
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biggest one that I guess, the first one that includes you into raffles is
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a ten dollars Tier one electronic raffle. I mean for ten bucks a month.
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He's the sides which one? But next week we got those freeze pipes
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got hooked up? Oh damn, so we can catch up because I think
1:07:45
we're missing just one month for the artists of the month. Oh and freeze
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pipe bolles. Yeah, but I'm gonna hook you guys up with Eddy with
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Yo. Okay, so my boy keys, my boy keys by I think
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mar Glass, I'm sorry, Key's glass he made these all worked what is
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it bowl pieces which are dicro but they have a Hank Hill million. The
1:08:08
other one has a part Simpson one. You can't see it. Yeah,
1:08:10
but and it hits UV reactive. So I will be throwing in this hundred
1:08:14
dollars bowl in there along with something to use it. Dammit, what tears
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that for? That's where the glass one with the bong they get the glasses.
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There you go, you guys already know, got you guys ready for
1:08:24
next week tune in. Oh yeah, somebody said that you watch some caddy
1:08:28
blaze. Well you better get into that fucking superchat. Dog. I'm gonna
1:08:30
go ahead and start reading some of these super chats right now, bro,
1:08:32
because I know I gott to enter you motherfuckers. Pause in a little bit.
1:08:39
Yeah, what do you? What do you? What's your game plan
1:08:42
for ADC? Everything's in the fucking ship show my hud. Like I said,
1:08:45
one of my homies lagged on me, so last minute I had to
1:08:48
go find one. I found one. Hold on you, you're skipping so
1:08:53
much of the story, like you found you found one? What so are
1:08:59
you're a go? I ask one my homies asks his cousin that they're really
1:09:02
I'm friends with him too type of shit. But he's a little piece of
1:09:04
shit asshole, and I already got down with them like seven years ago,
1:09:08
like a fistfight. So I told my home like, Hey, ask your
1:09:11
cousin if we can borrow the RV. Please let him know ahead of time.
1:09:14
Why would you want to borrow it from somebody who's a piece of shit.
1:09:16
Well, because they're cousins and it's a super nice Harvy and he's really
1:09:20
cool with his cousin. He's just a piece of shit to me. Me
1:09:23
and him, don't get along. You already know some fucking high schoolchol brother
1:09:28
shit. And he wasn't happy about that, and uh so, whooped the
1:09:31
whoop. I tell my home, like two weeks I'm my hey, dog,
1:09:36
go check on RV, make sure the ac works, make sure the
1:09:39
stove works, make sure everything's good to go. All right, right,
1:09:42
I'm gonna go do that. He goes and checks this two weeks ago,
1:09:44
goes and checks, say everything's good this week. I'm like, hey,
1:09:45
go pick it up on Saturday, and he hits me up my homies like,
1:09:48
yo, the homie said that we can't use it, Like why dog?
1:09:53
Why so last minute he's like, he said that his girl told her
1:09:58
family that they could use it for weekend. Damn shady. That just means
1:10:01
this girl said I can't use it. He gave you the good old Tommy.
1:10:04
Yeah, the good old Tommy dog, the flakes Zilla dog. Damn
1:10:09
so makes me look bad. Last minute dog got everybody taking it was supposed
1:10:12
to go though, like originally, and how many people poor people? Okay,
1:10:16
and and those four people are putting in Yeah, and I won't know.
1:10:19
I'll basically me and the homy're putting in on it. Okay, so
1:10:23
it's like you and you guys and your lady. It was going to be
1:10:25
for free, That's what I'm saying. You know, your ladies. It
1:10:28
was gonna be for free. But like it was going to be like a
1:10:30
double date. No, no, he's not, he's not a day.
1:10:32
It's it's it's it's it's two dudes, me my girl. Oh okay,
1:10:36
yeah, and then one of them is going to camp outside because I'm cooling
1:10:40
him. But whatever beside the point dog for flakes on me last minute.
1:10:44
So I'm on r V r V Cruise America, r V el Monte.
1:10:47
All these websites noticing, you know that every dog they're laughing at me,
1:10:51
Broy, laugh even like what the fuck is wrong with you? Because they're
1:10:56
like they're sold out and nearly, Hey, I'm going this week. They're
1:10:59
like, if you're going to you're not going, laughing, bro, I'm
1:11:02
pissed, Bro. I want to square up with that full again. Dog.
1:11:04
I'm not give me his number, Dog, give me his number,
1:11:08
dog, Like that's some bullshit dog. You're just gonna do a story like
1:11:11
that you know how excited I am for this ship dog. My whole thing
1:11:14
is like, why would you ask somebody that you don't get along with?
1:11:15
No? Because A because the homie gets along with them. Their cousins,
1:11:19
family cousins do each other, favors their homies. They're like padrinos. It's
1:11:24
like see each other every weekend. And he told me he's like he was
1:11:27
you know, I asked her, are you sure he's like PHO that fools
1:11:29
me. Favors dog, simple level battle dog. He needs to come through.
1:11:31
And it was going to be like a for free hookup. So RV
1:11:34
was going to be for free? Why not? Whooped the whoop? Like
1:11:38
I said, I'm calling all these r V places down. I'm going to
1:11:40
drop two K on this RV for the weekend. Thousand him a thousand,
1:11:43
like fire, like six seven hundred each. Fuck it. Yeah, we're
1:11:46
already in the hole. Get what else are we going to do? Bro?
1:11:49
My girl ends up getting her uncle to let us bow that the fools
1:11:55
r V, the AC don't work. I'm like, I don't give a
1:11:58
fuck. At this point, we can go. We can party all weekend.
1:12:00
Who gives a fun It's gonna be hot ends up pitting me with never
1:12:04
mind. I just looked at the tags wasted the whole day. I got
1:12:10
wasted me thinking I have an r V with the ic dog. It's like,
1:12:15
Dog, all I'm gonna tell you is this God forbid you making everybody
1:12:20
you know, everything goes well, smoothie. But if the car happens to
1:12:25
break down in the middle of all this, I'm coming back. No,
1:12:28
no, no, I'm coming back. I'm not documenting all this ship for
1:12:30
the blag. You're like, I know you're you're gonna be stoked. I'm
1:12:32
not gonna be stoked. But it's just like the universe to stas baby,
1:12:38
Let's go to the RV. So that's in Santaia. That is your guardian
1:12:46
angels trying turn getting into something me. Did your mom tell you not to
1:12:53
go? Yeah, but my mom just telling me not to go because she's
1:12:58
just like, look, it looks like they're gonna want you to go.
1:13:00
But to me, the way I see it is the lux getting round out
1:13:01
already, the lugs getting round out. When I get there, good luck
1:13:05
you is gonna ask me to come out on stage pass Well, it's gonna
1:13:09
be there, like yo, you need an RV because I heard you had
1:13:11
an RV situation. Like I'm thinking of the bad luck's running out now like
1:13:16
let it run, let it run, let it run, let me just
1:13:18
get You heard the term when it rains it pours. I've also heard when
1:13:21
it maybe we'll see But so now the weather too the way up full,
1:13:29
So now we were at this point I was like fuck. So at this
1:13:31
point, I was like, I'm gonna use my tahoe to pull something I
1:13:33
can pull. I can pull the trailers. I don't want to just because
1:13:39
I have a money for an RV, but I guess not. So.
1:13:42
So you know how to change the poop disposal? You know, container you
1:13:45
gotta do that. Yeah, you done that before and it's not nice.
1:13:48
Yeah, but you just gotta I know it's not nice, but you know
1:13:50
how to do it right. Somebody's wanting to take a ship, bro,
1:13:54
that's just so. Then full, we're at the point where like I hit
1:13:59
on my home, I'm like, hey, hey, can you hit up
1:14:00
your ex girlfriend? Her cousin has an r V. We're at that point
1:14:06
thof where we're like hitting up ex girlfriends dog to fucking find a way to
1:14:11
get to this r V took find no way to get a DC go to
1:14:15
a hotel, dude, So we ended up finding, uh find finding an
1:14:17
RV trailer for twelve hundred bucks for the weekend. So toho, god in
1:14:24
all change, one hundred percent ready to go. If you loose ready,
1:14:30
I should have took it to the smile guy. Maybe extra checkup, but
1:14:32
we should be good everything. The game plan is, gouda be good.
1:14:34
Leaving tonight at like nine pm, and you're gonna drive at night. I
1:14:39
weeta. That's what everyone said. Hey, don't definitely don't drive in in
1:14:43
the middle of the day, like driving at night, driving early in the
1:14:45
morning. If I got triple a's gonna be like homies with me and be
1:14:49
fine. I'm not tripping. I just gotta go slow, save like we're
1:14:54
trying now. Lucas shouting Lucas Luke, the Lucas, the Lucas put for
1:15:03
the trucks. You never seen the commercial the candy. What are you talking
1:15:08
about the Lucas What is it Lucas candy? No, dude, Oh that's
1:15:15
the sick cast design. I'm gonna make the dug from Lucas Chili Chili.
1:15:21
By the way, shout out to Chili though man shout out to Chili for
1:15:25
that dope ass artwork she did today. Fucking sick might make that little T
1:15:30
shirt or something. I thought it was pretty cool. Luke Lucas oil fuel
1:15:34
injection. You've never seen it though, ship. Yeah, you put that
1:15:38
after their own change. But my dad was like, you gotta puts imagine.
1:15:44
It's just like I say, I don't know what it is, dog,
1:15:46
but you gotta put the fuel injector in there already, gold Dog Lucas.
1:15:53
Yeah, foo, that does that does not sound like very sure planned.
1:15:57
Well stop with that ship. Just be positive, dog, trying to
1:16:00
be positive for you. But I'm also like by something inside of the medway
1:16:02
shut up and be thinking about. Everybody told me like she'd just let home.
1:16:06
Can't I'm already I'm like fifteen hundred. I can't just stay home.
1:16:10
I'm just gonna take a fifty hundred hour lost because because because the r vs
1:16:14
are sold down, because he didn't saying it. You didn't tell me what
1:16:17
you get? You got a r V? Yeah, where'd you get it?
1:16:19
The Homies is the homies ex girlfriend's uncle cousin. We got we got
1:16:24
to hit up ex girlfriends. Dude, imagine a bargine. She's like,
1:16:27
this is payback, bitch. She's like little got away. Damn, that's
1:16:33
crazy and let's sucking. Let's get into the super chants. Have you read
1:16:38
any of them? No? Okay, let's do it. Ghost Boogie,
1:16:45
Salute from the Usual Suspects, Sash, Happy hump Day. Hey, salute
1:16:50
to the Usual Suspects, Thank you so much, and there and and the
1:16:55
production they got going on. Also, salute to the lit the lit Outlet
1:16:59
podcast I went to. I went on this podcast yesterday. It was a
1:17:00
pretty good conversation. It'll come out next week. Next one j Maxx,
1:17:08
what's up and hope everyone doing well, same team, same t same tube,
1:17:16
Next one uberto on my one thirteen yoi'son. Thank you for the mystery
1:17:24
Box. Hey, welcome dog and congratulations to everybody who gets their mystery boxes
1:17:30
and all the hookups. Follow me on whatnot to I gotta sell today,
1:17:33
boil cush hashtag man, I'm gonna talk to Barts today. I got a
1:17:41
couple of business meetings up, but I'm gonna try to schedule high Hungry Fast.
1:17:45
Hey, I'm I'm gonna go to A's barbecue on Friday. I'm gonna
1:17:48
check that out. They're gonna have smash burgers. We're at at his house.
1:17:53
Yeah, at that Hesta lay spot. Yeah, they had one yesterday.
1:17:56
I didn't fucking know. I was like fuck and I went to the
1:17:58
Hat. That was all right. The Hat Burgers are all right. They're
1:18:01
not that you know, yeah, overrated, over ray. They're not known
1:18:05
for the burger, you know, so I didn't really expect much from it.
1:18:10
But the chili fries are bomb. Next one, the Pitch, Putt
1:18:14
and Puff podcast, same tube, Let's go cash Hole, same team.
1:18:19
What is it? Good luck Homie, High Hungry frist Hi Hungry First,
1:18:27
High Hungry Fans is in the work Cool and June fourteenth. It looks like
1:18:32
the next comedy show. So I'll be at that one for sure. Better
1:18:39
have some new jokes too. These haven't heard my one. Sorry that dog
1:18:44
might hear the same COVID joke. It's time for a new one. Dog,
1:18:47
can't just Ryan red band in all the time? Dog? That's what
1:18:51
I want to be. I want to be the Mexican Red band Dog Miami
1:18:55
Dolphins, and that's who runs the show. We kill Tony I got to
1:18:59
mention, I gotta mention kill tone a little bit to believe that these fools
1:19:03
were at the comedy store one day. Now they're a fucking the YouTube theater
1:19:08
is hopefully that happens to us one day. But it was crazy. It's
1:19:13
insane how big their live stream numbers are. Crazy. It's it doesn't make
1:19:17
it almost doesn't make any sense. Bro. People were there, females were
1:19:20
there, like females by themselves, without like their dudes. I thought it
1:19:24
was gonna be a bunch of dudes. Now there were some girls watching shit
1:19:27
Dog. It's they think it's like, I'm like, I mean, I'm
1:19:30
proud of them. I mean it was cool. It was cool. It
1:19:32
was cool to show up. They take your phone right off the bat,
1:19:34
don't ask you nothing. People couldn't pay for nothing. You know those bitches
1:19:38
that always be like I got Apple pay. You don't have a car,
1:19:40
you have cash. Pilastis. I saw people were like, you had to
1:19:44
go to the bar. You gotta go to this patio where they had a
1:19:45
bar and they would unlock you for only in the patio for emergencies. Phone
1:19:49
was locked dog, And it's the big ass thing you're carrying around. It's
1:19:53
not even small, and they give you and then they also give you like
1:19:56
stupid people, I forget their seating number, so they give you a piece
1:19:59
of paper with your seating number like they're on they're ahead of it. And
1:20:01
it was pretty cool because guess what I'm talking. Everyone's talking to the person
1:20:05
next one, the person thatsk to me. Guess what I'm talking. I'm
1:20:09
like, what's up? You're like, yo, Tony, Yeah, I'm
1:20:11
like, you know Sam Tripley what I worked with him? Guess where he
1:20:15
was at yesterday? Comedy Chaos because I put it on my guest list.
1:20:18
I was like, you like this shit? He's like yeah. I was
1:20:19
like, let me put you on the guest list. So, like when
1:20:20
I said, not being on your phone is cool because you get to talk
1:20:23
to people, you couldn't take a picture, there's no more. At one
1:20:27
point I was like, oh fuck, and everyone's like oh fuck, yeah,
1:20:30
but good. That's when you take a real film camera and just take
1:20:34
the photo there. You know what's crazy though, I saw a lot of
1:20:38
people freaking the fuck out, like little kids thought like, really can't have
1:20:41
my phone? No one said nothing, I need to text. People were
1:20:45
like, I need to what do you? What do you what? What
1:20:45
about an emergency? Guess what? You're not going to know about it till
1:20:48
you get out. What are you gonna do? Yeah? What do you
1:20:50
do? Are you a cop? Are you a doctor? Called nine one
1:20:54
one? If it's an emergency? Like literally people freaking out talk like little
1:20:57
kids like it was embarrassing with I would have been like, got a,
1:21:00
there's little kids there, though. I would have been like I would have
1:21:02
been like, I got an I watched beach and I could have just texted
1:21:06
anybody whatever as long as well, did you see anybody what I watch?
1:21:10
Is? I mean, they can't take that away, but okay, yeah
1:21:13
they can't take that away, but yeah, but I can technically text,
1:21:15
So like why would anybody do that? But they don't want you to take
1:21:17
phone. They don't want you to take pictures because it'supposed to be for you
1:21:19
know, the due I watch has a camera too, It's supposedly it's supposed
1:21:23
to be for Netflix. It would have been like, does the Avenue does
1:21:26
have a camera? Yeah? Oh wow, yeah, straight up. It
1:21:30
would have been like, scratch my head exactly, dog, why don't you
1:21:34
put a camera on the pro pen. Okay, shut the funk up,
1:21:39
Exavier. Next one, it was the three eyes fucking idea. Dog,
1:21:44
shut up three eyes. You heard it straight from his own appropriate I thought
1:21:47
it was your idea, broh. Since it's it's three eyes ideas all ideas
1:21:54
well rule zoom, lot zoom. What are we thinking somebody else's idea?
1:21:58
It's great, he got me a PS five. Next one that Matt God
1:22:05
bless everyone. Salute fam Thank you so much Matt for that super chest.
1:22:11
Salute to you dog, Ray Correa. He sends us the fire emoji.
1:22:17
Yeah, salute to him, dog. Thank you so much, Ray Correa,
1:22:19
appreciate you. Also, speaking of Korea, make sure you stop by
1:22:24
Correa's market, I mean Correas and uh behind the USC hospital in East La.
1:22:30
Uh this Saturday one year anniversary will be there, eat some food,
1:22:33
doing a high and hungry anniversary edition. Uh. Making sure you guys pull
1:22:38
up. Brian Corso Kaonda grief fos. Can't wait for the next comedy show.
1:22:45
Thank you so much. June fourteenth, Chile hacked, hacked, Bring
1:22:51
someone, Bring someone that doesn't smoke so you can get ice fucked just with
1:22:55
the contact high yeah, I gotta get funny. I gotta get a good
1:22:59
amount of like Stoe in her comics. Bro and we need to bring some
1:23:00
airpires. I'll bring I'll bring the one on my pad though for all that's
1:23:03
crazy. We want it like that. I heard it was crazy crazy,
1:23:06
like literally I wasn't there, so I can't. I'll show you Martin Rize,
1:23:12
Oh yeah, yeah he was. Is it kind of like is it
1:23:15
kind of like performing in like an overcast? It's like perform was legitimately smoky?
1:23:20
Is it like heaven? Like you're performing in heaven? Heaven? We
1:23:25
never died. So hey, that's tall. Stand up there, dog,
1:23:29
Next one, next one, Cloud dealer, thank you for the hot dog,
1:23:32
Dude, I want a hot dog? You know what? I had
1:23:34
a hot dog on Sunday. Yeah, we're at It was homemade my brother's
1:23:40
house. Nice. How many hot dogs are the ship broking wrap BA can
1:23:45
mean catching my mustard or just mustard and the fucking little chopped up. Do
1:23:51
you do the the grilled version or do you do the where you boil the
1:23:56
water? I don't know how they did it, but either or happy real
1:24:00
though? Yeah yeah right, DJ bo, same tube, same team,
1:24:08
dj boss. Thank you so much. Berto Amaya sends us two bugs man,
1:24:13
what's up dog? Thank you, Thank you so much, Berto Amaya,
1:24:16
thank you for that super chat. Thank you everybody for tuning in this
1:24:19
morning to hit that thumbs up. Don't be a hater man, Fifth Profit
1:24:25
Productions, dope show like always fell us hashtag same team, hashtag man man.
1:24:32
I kind of wanted one of his smash burgers, so yeah, I
1:24:35
know it's because fool of ships. Remember I remember when he made the little
1:24:39
mini burgers. Yeah slider technically no, no, but no. But with
1:24:43
the hater Todds. Oh yeah, that ship was fucking fire rock. They
1:24:47
like twenty of those dogs. But you gotta give up to him. That's
1:24:49
a bit to make though I know he hated not fun you shout out to
1:24:56
Barts though, but damn yeah. Bart always sounds like he needs to clear
1:24:59
his throat. Yeah yeah, it's so funny. He's like anyway, it's
1:25:04
on a cop show up like well cough their house Turbs, Salute to everyone,
1:25:13
Salute, thank you, homie, Salute to you, their house Urbs.
1:25:15
Grassia's next one Angel seventeen Labs always a good time watching the pod and
1:25:23
shout out ray a real one. Shout out to you man, salute and
1:25:27
join the Patreon folks worth all the perks, stay saving, blessed prayers.
1:25:32
Thank you so much. Blessed prayers to you too, Dog Stay safe out
1:25:35
there. It's a crazy time. We're living in Teddy Bonkers, same team,
1:25:42
dope show fellas. Gracias holdie, thank you for tuning in as well,
1:25:46
dude, and good luck to you ee man. Appreciate you all.
1:25:51
Same tubes, same team, same team. And next week Thursday, we
1:25:56
will be having a same team episode as Steptone will be join in us.
1:26:00
Who got this this Thursday? Since I'm not gonna be here so it's me,
1:26:04
uh Mega Man? Yeah, what is it? Low end theory?
1:26:08
Low and theory, which is the homie that he's gonna He's gonna actually do
1:26:12
Rock's job. So Rock has to talk more because I'm like, hey,
1:26:15
that closed out and is doing it. Damn. Okay, Mega Man is
1:26:17
gonna come in. He's here yeah, oh bro Instagram full Oh I'm kind
1:26:24
of mad. I'm not gonna be here for this one. Remember he was
1:26:26
like, oh Steve would have killed him? Oh I would have And then
1:26:30
like, oh it's dude, I wish I had a cheerleader like that.
1:26:35
Bro. Oh I'm not Eve gonna lie bro. I love that ship like
1:26:40
I love it like this, This is so funny. Dude. We have
1:26:42
Martin Rizzle call in. He remember when I started to give you that needs
1:26:48
to be a clip? Who make that clip? Oh? The one with
1:26:51
Megan Man Martin Rizzo. He was like where he was like yeah, he
1:26:57
was like the whole reason Mega Man podcast is because me Oh yeah remember that.
1:27:01
He's like, I told him to do it. It's my fault,
1:27:04
dude. He showed him how to use what was that anchor? Show him
1:27:09
how to use anchor because I anchor. You could podcast through anchor on your
1:27:12
phone. It's not don't do it. Don't do it. If you're gonna
1:27:15
do it, buy some mikes do it right, But yeah you can POI
1:27:17
the way he said, he was like, it's my fault, dude,
1:27:21
Like he's Judas my fault. Jesus died belief. It just reminds him every
1:27:27
time nigs would Eric Cruz, same team, thanks for the pendant his own
1:27:35
Oh ship, congratulations dogs. Yeah, I'll send that ship out hopefully today
1:27:41
later. JD Max or j D M max One Salulo's homie x G careful
1:27:51
in the port parties at e D cling like we haven't we have n't know
1:28:00
while is Wow, she's gonna be so horny. Well you should, you
1:28:04
should, honestly, dog, you should just sit there. You just know
1:28:10
you should, just know, you should stand there like you're about to pee,
1:28:13
but even though you don't have to pee, and just like let it
1:28:15
hang there and just see if it attracts another floor. So don't shake it,
1:28:17
Yeah, just don't shake it hang, just let it hang. And
1:28:20
they're just like because you know that was gonna be there's gonna be flies in
1:28:25
there. Don't think if I shake it and attracts them. Look like because
1:28:29
they have hell they have hello fucking lenses, bro, So like this was
1:28:31
are gonna be like and they're gonna be like Defoe's gonna probably just getna be
1:28:38
like and just like awful of ship damn, because they're gonna come off from
1:28:44
Yeah, dog, fuck you I'm not doing that. You're gonna get a
1:28:46
rash. It's worse. You know it's worse. You know that sounds horrible,
1:28:51
right, Like fuck, she's a dirty ass animal. Imagine if a
1:28:56
fly leaning on the bitch is clip. Oh, it's insider's internal exactly what
1:29:02
I'm saying, Bro, Like it's that's like yeast infection cancer. Bro,
1:29:06
that's how fucking COVID started. Next, all he gotta say that, bro,
1:29:12
gus, you want to talk about flies in my deck? To talk
1:29:15
about fucking flies and the guys are flying his dick. Next one, damn
1:29:18
deep foolery. I'm by just that. Don't make it my personality. That
1:29:25
being said, I hate overly flamboyant bag ish. Bro. Just stay real,
1:29:31
I say safe to savey same all right, So I mean maybe I
1:29:38
might make two rainbow Burger shirts. Yeah, let's do it. My brother
1:29:45
will finally start wearing my ship. There you go, man, open an
1:29:48
audience, migguel, my guess get out on an. Let's say chow is
1:29:55
fired, by the way, favorite donut off bat right, now bear's claw
1:30:00
with the apple inside. I'm h what do you call that? The cake
1:30:06
with like frosting on it? Yeah? Simple with the long one chocolate milk,
1:30:15
chocolate milk. That is probably the most American iconic donut that he can
1:30:19
choose. But dude, the cake at like a fucking wind shells when it's
1:30:26
like already out of the oven. Dude. It tastes so soft and crunchy
1:30:30
at the same time and moist it Just it's an over it's it's too much.
1:30:34
You pair it with a coffee. I agree, that's the part.
1:30:40
You gotta have the coffee, I agree. Next one, Ingrid Cheers Homies,
1:30:47
same team, Cheers Dog, same bub. Next one, whol Cans
1:30:55
five four shout out, we don't smoke, the same crew and chat.
1:30:58
Baby, let's go home. Thank you so much for that super That ship
1:31:04
is iconic. Well, you don't know how many times I'm gonna hear that
1:31:06
this weekend. Baby, Let's go home, Baby, let's go and me,
1:31:12
I'm gonna shut up. Just film it. Fucking DJ is going playing?
1:31:15
Please just film it, Just film it as god damn it. Yeah,
1:31:19
bro, you're gonna have to not saying press record the whole time.
1:31:23
But please, it's because okay, okay, someone mentioned it. I'll explain.
1:31:28
I'll explain with the why. It's twenty minutes we go, yeah,
1:31:34
Next one, Next one the house terms brother, ooh what's that? Brother?
1:31:41
Oh? Brother? Ooh what's that brother? We gotta make that skids
1:31:46
too, Next one, Next one, Let's see and then we got quite
1:31:53
a big here. Okay, Rackham, thank you guys, appreciate that.
1:31:58
Suss sous de leon x GM Like, let's yea, I went to church
1:32:04
on Sunday. I saw you. That's dope. How'd you feel it was
1:32:08
cool? I was actually like paying attention and went early. He went to
1:32:11
early service because I spend the day with my mom. That that was cool.
1:32:15
You know, it was our first mother Days, which is my grandma's
1:32:16
past, so it's emotional, but you know that's cool. Kevin Butler green
1:32:25
Hart, Yo, same team from Salt River as damn from Arizona. Salute
1:32:30
to him out there. What's up, dog? I got homies hitting me
1:32:33
up. Hey, I'm on, I'm from Arizona. I'm gonna meet you
1:32:36
with at EDC. He's gonna send you some propens. There's nothing out here
1:32:41
in Arizona. What's up? How long till you get some propeens out there
1:32:43
in the z got me fucking traveling and ship with them for you just I
1:32:46
mean, you just gotta like, I don't know, they hit me up
1:32:49
with the information with the shops because well that's that's what I mean. Guys.
1:32:53
If you guys want to make your shops hit Upe's on and if you
1:32:55
can hit them. If you want to find out more information of where you
1:32:58
can get him out there, just join the Patreon and d m me on
1:33:01
there and they'll point you in the right direction. Brian, I see what
1:33:05
you did there, Salula, So we don't smoke the same pro Pin or
1:33:09
no, Pin can't wait for the next comedy show and hid hungry Fast.
1:33:14
Thank you so much. Hell yeah, we're gonna telling you. I set
1:33:16
it all my goals to work. I'm doing more live events this year,
1:33:19
so taking everything's lighting up properly, so we beat It's gonna be coming at
1:33:24
you the house. Turms x G stop missing the podcast before he's on American
1:33:32
TOLO. You damn dog. That ship was crazy. I can't believe it
1:33:39
JK. But for real, stom missing the podcast lame, That's what he
1:33:42
said. I try not to come on you guys love doing this ship.
1:33:46
It was like, is that I heard you want to talk to me?
1:33:48
You don't want to talk to you? Is there more than that? That's
1:33:53
all I've seen. I went there, I went on the discord and like
1:33:57
at the hater World podcast and I was like the lay time you go to
1:34:00
a discorder, Yeah, like for the cheese. My dog and I went
1:34:02
in there and I was like, damn, I saw the after pictures.
1:34:04
I was like that if it was just him beating him up for American Toto,
1:34:09
he got that girl man strength. He's a construction worker dog. Yeah,
1:34:13
like, oh those fools are solid. Yeah, like they might not
1:34:16
look healthy, but they solid, big bro. It's like it's like what
1:34:19
I imagine, Like you know how I think, like when I pick up
1:34:21
like a prairie dog, I think they're like solid animals, you know,
1:34:25
like like Tommy's solid, bro, I was pretty solid. His stomach is
1:34:30
pretty solid, like when you bump into him, like he pushes you.
1:34:34
He's a solid ass fool. But Tommy has like that Homer Simpson solid yo.
1:34:40
But like I'm not. I mean it sounds like we're all surprised.
1:34:44
Dog. You pull up to anybody's pad, expect that to happen. I
1:34:47
mean he didn't hold his own as a man though. That's kind of like
1:34:49
what you're supposed to do, because like what other way, like, brof
1:34:53
that's it. That's his home and that's like where his wife is at or
1:34:55
something like that, like you have to show up like that. You have
1:34:57
to be like, hey, bro, like my wife and my kid or
1:34:59
I don't know he has, but like you know, my wife there's here.
1:35:01
Even if he's serious or clowning, you gotta take it serious. Well,
1:35:04
that's your family, that's where you live, because that's what you have
1:35:06
to set the tone, bro, because then then who's to say some other
1:35:11
motherfucker's gonna walk up in there and just try to do the same ship.
1:35:13
Remember what happened last time. It made him seem like a pussy when Black
1:35:15
one hundred showed up and he's like, no, I'm not don't pull up,
1:35:17
don't be doing this ship last time. I last time he wasn't home
1:35:20
signing his defense, wasn't home because at work. But it made it seem
1:35:24
like all since whack did it? Yeah, there you go, homie.
1:35:30
Straight up, I'm just saying, Bro, I'm not I'm not surprised,
1:35:31
like American shoulder, Like I don't think I wouldn't consider him like, you
1:35:34
know, like a down ass full, but don't funk around like for real.
1:35:40
Next one, Next one, Luis rometto shout out from Boston, same
1:35:44
team, salute to you all the way in Boston, you have a Boston
1:35:47
cream Pie. I love those, bro, That's the only reason why I
1:35:51
wouldn't want to go there. And for like you know some shut you know,
1:35:57
is that where you get the best Boston cream pie? Is that for
1:36:00
real? Like that's where it originated? Okay, okay, yeah, something
1:36:03
doesn't name? No or Buffalo wings from Buffalo? I don't know. You
1:36:09
see what I mean? Just because it has the name doesn't mean he's on.
1:36:11
Sorry to let you bush the little bubble he bursts in my Oh my
1:36:15
god, I'm a mind blown bitch. I'm gonna find this out. Yes,
1:36:24
bitch, I fucking know it. You're stupid, examer They're like,
1:36:28
well, Buffalo wings are named for Buffalo. What is it? They're just
1:36:30
wings. They can't be from Buffaloalo wings are named for Buffalo, New York,
1:36:34
where they were invented and have no relation to the animal. Shout out
1:36:40
to you, Buffalo, New York. My bad, My bad, say
1:36:43
you, my bad. But but what up, Hockey? How can you
1:36:46
say chicken wings kids from New York? I'm pretty sure if someone had chicken
1:36:50
wing before they had him in New York. Dog and Hot Sauce Dad I'm
1:36:55
pretty sure New York was in first place with hot sauce. So I don't
1:36:58
know how they say they created buffalo wings is I'll give it to him if
1:37:00
it's on Google. It probably were like the ones that were like pulling shake
1:37:04
it. Oh shit, not me in you know what I mean? Like
1:37:06
you said it in Spanish. I love how he said it in Spanish,
1:37:09
but then he made it seem it was like from New York. It right,
1:37:13
bitch, next one, most blunted. See you at etc. This
1:37:18
weekend, x G. Let's party. What's up, dog, I'll have
1:37:21
a we don't smoke the same flag and we go deep on one side,
1:37:25
we go deep home boy. So just look for that and I'll have a
1:37:28
pro pens. I'll have some weed for me. We'll have a good time.
1:37:30
Shots, slick shots, shouts, man, I have some slick shots.
1:37:32
So pull up. I'm not even joking. Pull up. Do you
1:37:35
have your attires ready? My outfits ready? Oufit is ready? You got
1:37:40
out there? There you got you got brand new Converse? Are you are
1:37:43
you? Are you gonna be matching with your girl? No? Not matching
1:37:45
this, don't be lying, but six one seven, dog, it's already
1:37:48
six, one seven enough already en nothing that I don't even be matching with
1:37:51
anybody. Next one it's with the opposite sex. But all right, Joe
1:37:57
smoke. I touched down in there late next Thursday, and I have reservations
1:38:00
at the Cannabis Cafe two same two. Oh yeah, is that next Thursday?
1:38:05
I think it's next thir Yeah. We're not gonna do a show.
1:38:08
We're gonna be over there, so we're gonna be blogging, so I'll be
1:38:10
there. Yeah, So make a show at all or earlier show. I
1:38:13
need to know. Now, we could do an earlier show. We'll figure
1:38:17
it out going because it's such a hassle to get all that ship together.
1:38:21
So when they did it the other time, the last time, rather they
1:38:26
had to leave like half an hour after the prin them man is so so
1:38:30
he might just prerecorded that case. Yeah, if anything, we'll pre record.
1:38:32
We'll talk. Have your fun weekend though, and a bunch oh yeah,
1:38:39
ver Yazzi XG blogging the side of the road JK, safe travel.
1:38:44
Hey, I actually like those shots, bro right, please do that?
1:38:46
All right? So let me give you guys. Okay, it's hard to
1:38:48
fucking blog when I'm when I'm touring with these fools, because I got merched,
1:38:51
I'm carrying merch. If when Eddie Broblem was singing, oh, when
1:38:55
Eddie Brow was singing, there's some singing in there. Then there's some him
1:38:58
talking about some thirty old girls pussy at the end. Don't you guys don't
1:39:01
understand that food married? Yeah, but he's he's like, oh shit,
1:39:04
he's fucking you. No I know, But I was like, he just
1:39:06
he's always never like come across as like a family guy. So I'm just
1:39:11
like, so you just hang out at the gym all the time. But
1:39:13
dude, honestly, I try to record most of those because those are honestly
1:39:16
the best part of the whole trip. If you got Sam Tripley and any
1:39:20
problem talking conspiracy, if you any I'm sitting there like just quiet, and
1:39:25
I gotta record this. But it's hard, Like I said, I can't.
1:39:28
It's hard for me to record their sets because they can't record a lot
1:39:30
of their sets. Then when like after the show, I'm selling merged,
1:39:33
Like if I had an extra person not getting over here, what the fuck?
1:39:39
Aye? I told he's gonna step out the fucking way When I'm at
1:39:42
fucking Chicago even watched our blogs. Yeah did you see that part? Okay,
1:39:45
okay, you see me. You see all the propen that got mentioned.
1:39:48
No, uh Bra was heeing the pro pan out there times on stage,
1:39:57
so yeah, he's propriate. So I went to say, I went
1:40:00
to a I don't have the balls to do it. I asked him right
1:40:01
when land. I was like, we'll pins hold it out. He's like,
1:40:04
look what I got, But he has it. He was it the
1:40:08
blue, but he's stoked. He's happy. You know, he knows who
1:40:13
you are too, not not that he did it, but he's like your
1:40:15
friends with what he's on right, And I was like, yeah, like
1:40:16
homiees home. He's like, oh yeah, he's like he's like we got
1:40:18
this. I was like, trust me, I know, I know the
1:40:20
whole rundown, but now it's cool pushing it. Yeah, can we get
1:40:25
Eddie here instead of Sam said Sam won't do it because he's scared. No,
1:40:28
we'll do it. I already told him, just get him both dude,
1:40:30
the fund. Sam scared he won't the main shot. God doesn't let
1:40:33
him do it. Super hot box up in here, like I don't want
1:40:36
to be the reason this fool's like I stopped believing in God because I don't
1:40:40
think that I don't think you'll be the reason well, because he's he's that
1:40:44
fucking sensitive to fucking or scared of getting high. And I'm like, bro,
1:40:46
like I'm not asking. You were cool with doing math before, but
1:40:50
like you know what I mean. Next one, sorry not sorry? Nine
1:40:56
to five six thoughts on Potland and Lush get blazy on Potlord? All right,
1:41:02
so is that your thing? Yeah, fool, that's the ship I
1:41:06
was talking about. So yeah, I actually watched the whole thing go down,
1:41:10
bro, And apparently Uri said something about like Lush about because Dush is
1:41:16
back on drugs, and like he said it jokingly, he was like,
1:41:19
yo, he can't meet on drugs, Like didn't you make a good crackhead
1:41:21
baby or something like that if you're on drugs, And then this took it
1:41:25
personal and then he want he said he was going to pull up and try
1:41:28
to fade his food, and I'm like, Gury's not that type of guy,
1:41:30
number one, you know what I mean. Like he's supposed just like
1:41:31
a streamer, you know what I mean. He's not out there trying to
1:41:33
talk tough or anything like that, So they fucking start saying things online.
1:41:40
What is it? Then Potlord, which is what's his name? URI's co
1:41:45
host, who's you know, he's one of the black foods on there,
1:41:47
and he was he's really with the ship. Like they start going at it
1:41:50
with words with Lush because you know, he's like, fuck it, don't
1:41:53
be trying to start ship. And it got pretty bad where like these fools
1:41:56
were pretty much supposed to meet up for like a fade, because these spools
1:42:00
try to show up to URI's house with like four other people, USh and
1:42:02
Combarrator like just literally trying it. And I'm like, how do Comparato get
1:42:06
involved in this? Is just doing it just for the cloud. It's just
1:42:10
like I'm like, oh because oh, because quote unquote Lush told them that
1:42:12
that Uri called them a bitch or something like that. And I'm like,
1:42:15
like, every they do it in the chat room, you want to find
1:42:17
everybody in the chat room that calls you that. You know what I'm saying,
1:42:20
just because you know Uri, you feel comfortable pressing Uri like that,
1:42:24
And Partner was showed up with some homie. These spools were alive and they
1:42:27
were like, Yo, we'll fucking go shoot fucking up, like you know,
1:42:30
We're like, you guys want to take it this way. And these
1:42:31
spools were fucking tote and guns and all this ship and it's very stupid and
1:42:36
they crashed out and nothing happened at the end of the fucking day because Lush
1:42:40
ran and they were like, oh, shoot, we're not gonna do this
1:42:43
shit. But it was I don't know, it was just very stupid.
1:42:46
And I'm just like, I think it makes Lush look pretty fucking lame.
1:42:50
Dude. And dude, I thought the nineties were over. Are they fucking
1:42:54
back? Some other podcaster got shot Drake, got SHOT's house, got shot
1:42:59
up. You're talking about people game banging on podcasts. People are not.
1:43:03
I'm so glad we're not in no beef. I'm glad we're over here.
1:43:05
We don't spoke the same. We just chill, y'all just beef with each
1:43:09
other. Yeah, I mean, he's don't just be with each other.
1:43:13
I mean, it's it's better than anything, way better. It's like very
1:43:16
stupid. The ship that's going on. I'm just like, man, I'm
1:43:19
so I'm so glad I'm not and none of that. Like I've never even
1:43:21
been on that building or nothing like that, because that's that's quite the drama
1:43:26
to do it. I'm like, man, I would not want to have
1:43:27
anybody be like I'm gonna pull up. I know there's no security. I'm
1:43:30
like food, I am going to catch a case, you know what I
1:43:32
mean? Like you remember remember when I was like, this ship's not gonna
1:43:35
be no trolling, no more. Like I'm going to be like, well,
1:43:39
this is the most American thing I could do, Like do you remember
1:43:43
to me? This was crazy? This one Like when for me, like
1:43:45
when I was like, Adam slaying, You're gonna stop having people over your
1:43:48
studio that don't know you or trying to catch fathes. Remember that guy that
1:43:51
went in there and called him a uh yeah, went in there in the
1:43:58
studio calling them, pulling them out, And I'm like, bro, like
1:44:00
that's how you can get shot in people's property. Like I can't imagine you
1:44:04
coming here in this studio and calling any of these people that on the table,
1:44:12
I mean imagine imagine. So you remember when that guest came on and
1:44:15
started calling Adam twenty two this and that, and you're talking to like an
1:44:18
underage whoop the woop woop the woop, and the guy left pretty left,
1:44:23
pretty escortedly out nicely. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, man. I
1:44:26
can't imagine if some guests came here on Doctor Green Thumb or on this table
1:44:30
and said that about me or you, or said that about anybody on that
1:44:32
table, it would definitely cost some shit. I don't think they'd walk out
1:44:36
nicely like how they got. I'm like, broh, that's crazy. They
1:44:40
are the crazy allegations. But then again, it's like even if they're not
1:44:43
allegations, like you don't go to someone's house and do that. But then
1:44:45
again, it's like, this is the reason you stir away from any kind
1:44:47
of shit that like that kind of attention. Bro, You'd rather get known
1:44:49
for quality content and doing all this shit than to really be selling out the
1:44:54
reason sometimes can you guys go with these people and because somewhere down the line
1:44:57
six months or three months or three weeks later, those people are kind of
1:45:00
doing some stupid shit and and nine times out of ten, Biber always calls
1:45:04
it. He's like, nah, and that man's right, and I like
1:45:08
the way he runs his business. Yeah, it may be the way it
1:45:11
is, you know, like compared to other people that are in the same
1:45:14
fucking the same area, but we don't have to deal with like that ship.
1:45:19
I like the fact that there's none of that unnecessary ship. I don't
1:45:23
need somebody to be insulting my personal life and trying to talk shit about my
1:45:27
partner doing all this ship, bro, because then the shit is serious.
1:45:30
Bro, I'm gonna get serious with it, and it's not going to be
1:45:31
a game to me no more. You don't need to be affiliated with the
1:45:33
streets for people to be like, hey, bro, I just I'm not
1:45:35
like that, you know, Like I've been asked, oh, why don't
1:45:38
you do so onst podcasts. I'm like, look, I don't have beef
1:45:41
with them, but they have so much beef with other people. Last thing
1:45:43
I know, I'm there on Thursday and I get shot up on that Thursday.
1:45:45
Yeah, Like and you're like, did you hear that food foom on
1:45:48
Good Stalks? Is homie got shot? Like that was crazy? And I
1:45:54
seen that. I was like Damn. I was like, damn, these
1:45:56
people haven't serious, like not like Critical Condition he was on he was on
1:46:01
George for podcast. That's what I mean. I mean, like, like,
1:46:03
imagine I'm on George For's podcast and they try to shoot up that fool.
1:46:06
Now I'm in there and she dies over just produce it was that the
1:46:13
last Yeah, but I'm like, damn X of all that like that,
1:46:15
that's that's where your mind go. George George tags your Dave Dave's sekuder.
1:46:21
Oh fuck your dog, way more than that dog. What do you mean?
1:46:28
Big sleeves tags it all right? So all right, so thank everybody
1:46:34
who hit them super chats. I will pick a winner right now. I
1:46:41
don't know should we should we go? Should we do second to first?
1:46:44
Yeah? Right? Yeah, just run it all right? So the winner
1:46:47
of the pack of what is it? Slick Shots? Thank you to our
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guys pay it because this is for the pack of slick Shots for you guys,
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so you guys could try it out. And the winner is DJ Boss
1:47:11
three four five. Congratulations, well deserved, even though you don't need it,
1:47:15
I mean, baller, Like, what am I gonna be sneaking ship
1:47:17
in? Hey? Bro? You don't need to? Hey bro, look
1:47:19
man, that don't need the help. No, I'm just I'm not gonna
1:47:23
li we all you can literally you can literally just go buy a soda now
1:47:26
next time you go to to uh to Disneyland and then just fucking pour your
1:47:30
drink in there. Bro, Like how I do it? Like he says
1:47:32
for ballers bringing baller ship blue label ship like the other days, almost like
1:47:36
I can't give you this one, Like what do you mean? And I
1:47:40
was like, this is a different, different whiskey. I was like,
1:47:42
you're always such a piece of ship. You gotta have the stunt on stump
1:47:45
bags, all right. Next one, this one is for the fucking,
1:47:53
the fucking hash hoole right here, hash hoole for the assholes. Yup,
1:47:57
all right, here we go, run one. Oh damn Brian a la
1:48:10
Chan. Congratulations Dog. Congratulations to Brian ala Chan. I was in high
1:48:15
school with that for be like, Brian, I let you, let you
1:48:18
go. Congratulations to Brian Chan, Bro, thank you so much for that
1:48:28
one egg, and congratulations to the winners, and thank you everybody who entered.
1:48:32
I mean, believe me, this is in the last away tune.
1:48:34
In tomorrow, we'll probably do another one. I already checked the Yeah we
1:48:41
can, we can pull seven thousand in the Ta hold Dog, it's about
1:48:44
around five trains, around five thousand. We are pushing it. But I
1:48:46
made sure of all the specs. I ain't trying to do it. I'm
1:48:49
already running oil. Shut up. He's on. And I checked the tire
1:48:54
pressures too, all right, yeah, dog thirty six, that's what my
1:48:58
dad said. But you didn't check the heart. Yeah, but hey man,
1:49:03
not for real though. I want to thank everybody for tuning in before
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1:50:20
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1:50:25
do a review with you Ax a tail of Summer. I think you would
1:50:29
like it a lot. We gotta we gotta do that on man. Yeah,
1:50:33
it's all Max right now, thankfully, Next next Thursday, let's reviewer.
1:50:38
Okay, cool, let's do it all right. Somebody tires rated for
1:50:45
question Mark. They're off roading tires? Are you not even think? No,
1:50:50
it's just like I don't know who said that they were rated or is?
1:50:53
He questioned, I was like, I didn't even know what special tires.
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1:51:13
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