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- 2:28Speaker 1: So the post mortem on the whacking heard round the NFL.
- 2:33Speaker 1: They dropped the guillotine on you if you're Sean McDermott,
- 2:36Speaker 1: HyG on and that led to a hum dinger of
- 2:40Speaker 1: a day, a hum dinger of the day.
- 2:42Speaker 4: You can't handle the truth.
- 2:45Speaker 5: So if you.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Didn't see or hear about this, perhaps not. We taken
- 2:49Speaker 1: out of Western New York, where Bill's owner Terry Pegoula
- 2:53Speaker 1: is the talk of the town in the NFL, as
- 2:55Speaker 1: he did the thing that not many people do at
- 2:57Speaker 1: the time.
- 2:58Speaker 4: They don't normally do it. So again, another.
- 3:01Speaker 1: Rich guy, aristocrat owns the Buffalo Bills, and he got
- 3:04Speaker 1: up on the podium with GM Brandon Bean and they
- 3:08Speaker 1: teamed up to deliver what can only be called a
- 3:10Speaker 1: hummed dinger of a news commerce to try to explain
- 3:14Speaker 1: why they fired head coach Sean McDermott.
- 3:17Speaker 4: And you'd say, pretty easy, pretty.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Easy to say, why you fired the guy because he
- 3:21Speaker 1: kept joking in the playoffs. But it was much deeper
- 3:24Speaker 1: than that. It was much deeper than that. They didn't
- 3:26Speaker 1: just explain the coaching change. They took a ride on
- 3:30Speaker 1: the wild side, and I love it so Pagola, I'll
- 3:33Speaker 1: give you some of the hits. It there was a lie,
- 3:35Speaker 1: but I'll give you some of this, Pagola said. The
- 3:36Speaker 1: owner of the Bill said he fired Sean McDermott because
- 3:39Speaker 1: he felt the team hit the proverbial playoff wall after
- 3:44Speaker 1: seven straight trips to the playoffs without appearing in the
- 3:47Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Here is just to prove I'm not lying.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Here is Pegoula commenting on what I just said. Just
- 3:54Speaker 1: to prove I'm not a liar.
- 3:55Speaker 4: Take a list.
- 3:56Speaker 6: My decision to bring in a new coach was based
- 3:59Speaker 6: on the results of our game in Denver. I know
- 4:04Speaker 6: we can do better, and I know we will get better.
- 4:07Speaker 6: I did not fire a coach based on a bad
- 4:10Speaker 6: officiating decision. If I can take you into that locker room,
- 4:15Speaker 6: I felt like we hit the proverbial playoff wall, year
- 4:18Speaker 6: after year, thirteen seconds, missfield goals, the catch I just
- 4:25Speaker 6: sensed in that locker room, like, where do we go
- 4:28Speaker 6: from here?
- 4:30Speaker 1: Wait, fire the coach. Come on, it's obvious fire the coach,
- 4:35Speaker 1: all right. So that was a big one, essentially said
- 4:39Speaker 1: the tone I got.
- 4:39Speaker 4: I watched this thing.
- 4:40Speaker 1: It happened while I was sleeping that I watched it
- 4:42Speaker 1: on the YouTube, and it sounded like he just walked
- 4:45Speaker 1: any cyberyone upset, and so it's like, I'll fire.
- 4:48Speaker 4: The coach, all right. So then we get to the
- 4:51Speaker 4: even better stuff.
- 4:52Speaker 1: So the owner of the Bills, this guy, Terry Pagola,
- 4:55Speaker 1: He also talked about Keon Coleman. Now, this is a
- 4:58Speaker 1: big local issue in Buffalo because Coleman's not only a
- 5:00Speaker 1: wide receiver. The guy sucks, right, he's terrible. I think
- 5:03Speaker 1: his second round pick. The guy can't play, so everyone
- 5:07Speaker 1: knows the guy. Guys are so Pagola. This was actually
- 5:11Speaker 1: Brandon being the GM who was asked about Keon Coleman
- 5:16Speaker 1: the selection. What went into all of that? And Pogola
- 5:19Speaker 1: actually stepped in the owner of the Buffalo Bills to
- 5:23Speaker 1: answer the question, take a listen.
- 5:26Speaker 6: Yeah, can I interrupt, I'll address the Keon situation. The
- 5:31Speaker 6: coaching staff pushed to draft Kon. I'm not saying Brandon
- 5:36Speaker 6: wouldn't have drafted him, but he wasn't his next choice.
- 5:41Speaker 6: That was Brandon being a team player and taking advice
- 5:46Speaker 6: of his coaching staff who felt strongly about the player.
- 5:51Speaker 6: And he's taken, for some reason, heat over it and
- 5:56Speaker 6: not saying a word about it. But I'm here to
- 6:00Speaker 6: tell you the true story.
- 6:02Speaker 1: Okay, I'm sure you are yes, all right, So there
- 6:04Speaker 1: you go. He said, Ah, it's the coaches. The owner
- 6:06Speaker 1: of the Bill said, it's the coaches. It's not my buddy,
- 6:09Speaker 1: My buddy Brandon Bean who got promoted. All right, so
- 6:14Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Lot's unpacked. The
- 6:17Speaker 1: Bill's owner is getting absolutely cooked for this. It's been
- 6:22Speaker 1: called just one of the most embarrassing things. The guy
- 6:26Speaker 1: has lost it. Al Davis had some of these back
- 6:28Speaker 1: in the day when he was obviously dead.
- 6:30Speaker 4: Now own the Raiders.
- 6:31Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question Terry Pegoula getting killed
- 6:36Speaker 1: for what's being called a disaster class news conference in Buffalo.
- 6:41Speaker 1: People are saying he has damaged the Bill's brand?
- 6:44Speaker 4: Is that how you see it?
- 6:46Speaker 1: So I've got director's cut, Mazzarella, sticks, and anchorman, and
- 6:53Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together. And we
- 6:56Speaker 1: were going to make a trip over Niagara Falls, because
- 6:59Speaker 1: this felt like a trip over Niagara Phone.
- 7:01Speaker 4: It was pretty good. I gotta tell you.
- 7:03Speaker 1: I woke up to a bunch of text messages some people,
- 7:06Speaker 1: he did you see what the the Bill's owned to do?
- 7:08Speaker 5: What do you do? You know?
- 7:10Speaker 4: I didn't know what happened.
- 7:10Speaker 1: I was like, I was kind of half half sleeping still,
- 7:13Speaker 1: and I picked up my phone. Oh my god, what
- 7:15Speaker 1: I wanted? Something good must have happened. And then yep, yep,
- 7:17Speaker 1: pretty good, pretty good. All right, So my first thought
- 7:20Speaker 1: on this to answer the question.
- 7:21Speaker 4: You know, people are saying that the Bill's brand has
- 7:23Speaker 4: been damaged. Is that how you see it? So the
- 7:26Speaker 4: answer is no.
- 7:28Speaker 1: Everyone who's clutching their pearls here and letting out a
- 7:31Speaker 1: primal screen because Terry Pagoula went off script.
- 7:34Speaker 4: Oh my god, the older talked. He said the thing
- 7:38Speaker 4: that you're.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Not supposed I mean, come on, listen, please, This didn't
- 7:42Speaker 1: damage the buff of the Bill's brain. In fact, I'll
- 7:45Speaker 1: be the contrarian here behind the microphone, and I will
- 7:49Speaker 1: say that this made it more compelling, like this is
- 7:51Speaker 1: must see TV, must hear radio. We finally got the
- 7:56Speaker 1: director's cut, not the Disney edit, not filtered. This was
- 8:01Speaker 1: classic old guy philipbuster. We all hope to get old
- 8:04Speaker 1: enough so we just don't give an f anymore. You
- 8:06Speaker 1: get to a certain age, and you see this all
- 8:09Speaker 1: the time, you go out the restaurants or whatever, the
- 8:10Speaker 1: old guy that just doesn't give a crap, right and
- 8:13Speaker 1: just goes for it and says whatever the things that
- 8:16Speaker 1: polite society you're not supposed to say. You say when
- 8:18Speaker 1: you get to a certain age, because you figure, hey,
- 8:20Speaker 1: I got unlimited time left. I'm gonna enjoy myself. So
- 8:23Speaker 1: Terry Pegoula was passionately defending the general manager of the
- 8:28Speaker 1: Buffalo Bills, this guy, Brandon Bean.
- 8:30Speaker 4: As you heard there like a.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Proud dad at a little league game. My boy did
- 8:35Speaker 1: not want that draft pick. He did not want that turd,
- 8:39Speaker 1: did not want it. Meanwhile, the kids standing out in
- 8:43Speaker 1: the outfield, that's Keon Coleman out there catching strays like
- 8:46Speaker 1: it's duck season. And Coleman in the middle seat on
- 8:50Speaker 1: a cross country flight. Elbows on both sides, no arm reds,
- 8:54Speaker 1: no leg room, nowhere to go.
- 8:57Speaker 4: You are trapped. You are trapped, and.
- 9:00Speaker 1: The owner is saying the owner of the Bills say yeah,
- 9:02Speaker 1: the coaches want the jam says nothing, of course, and
- 9:07Speaker 1: then the player's stuck holding the bag. Of course he
- 9:10Speaker 1: should hold his duffel bag because there's no way he
- 9:12Speaker 1: comes back to the Bills.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Right.
- 9:13Speaker 1: That's it, And it's not that he didn't earn it.
- 9:17Speaker 1: Keon Coleman was not good at his job. He was
- 9:20Speaker 1: a healthy scratch. There was some behind the scenes issues
- 9:24Speaker 1: there multiple games, as I remember.
- 9:26Speaker 4: So this is not a brand damage.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Though I wouldn't go that far. I think of it
- 9:32Speaker 1: like the old Mad TV back in the day. If
- 9:34Speaker 1: you remember that dysfunction junction, how do you function? It's
- 9:37Speaker 1: compelling dysfunction. That's the Bills, baby, and hey, it's good,
- 9:43Speaker 1: it's great people. Oh, the Bill's mafia. The fan base
- 9:46Speaker 1: is upset one. They sure they're upset because they keep
- 9:48Speaker 1: losing in the playoffs and they like McDermott. And they'll
- 9:50Speaker 1: get over it once September comes around. They'll pick somebody
- 9:54Speaker 1: new in the draft and they'll hire a coach. We'll
- 9:56Speaker 1: say all the right and bull crap, and then everyone
- 9:58Speaker 1: will be back on the band and we get back
- 10:00Speaker 1: to September. Now, page two. Staying with the Bills, though,
- 10:04Speaker 1: so the questionaire, the owner Terry Pagool has said that
- 10:08Speaker 1: he's not going to tell the next Bill's coach it's
- 10:11Speaker 1: super Bowl or bust, whoever that might be. They haven't
- 10:13Speaker 1: replaced Sean McDermott. But the owner is like, well, I'm
- 10:16Speaker 1: not gonna say it's super Bowl or bus. So the
- 10:18Speaker 1: question is why not?
- 10:20Speaker 4: Why not? All right?
- 10:22Speaker 1: And my response would be because some things in life
- 10:24Speaker 1: don't need to be said.
- 10:25Speaker 4: It's kind of like when you get.
- 10:26Speaker 1: On an airplane, you know, you don't tell the pilot, hey,
- 10:30Speaker 1: try not to crash the plane.
- 10:31Speaker 4: I mean, you don't need to say that, right, if.
- 10:33Speaker 1: You're going into the operating room, you don't tell the
- 10:36Speaker 1: search and try to get the right kidney.
- 10:37Speaker 6: Please.
- 10:37Speaker 4: You know, you don't know it's implied. This isn't a
- 10:41Speaker 4: starter job.
- 10:41Speaker 1: That we're not talking about going to Ikea and buying
- 10:44Speaker 1: a bookshelf and you're missing half the screws and the
- 10:47Speaker 1: Allen ranches bent and you're like, ah, crap, this thing
- 10:50Speaker 1: is already built. It's already built that The bills are
- 10:53Speaker 1: a frozen food delicacy.
- 10:56Speaker 4: Think about it like you're to Walmart and you got every.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Possible frozen food you could want, right, and so you
- 11:03Speaker 1: go through there. You look, they got the frozen vegetables.
- 11:05Speaker 1: You don't want to get a part of that. I
- 11:07Speaker 1: got some ice cream, but you know about that. So
- 11:09Speaker 1: then they've got some fries, some potatoes, some onion rings,
- 11:12Speaker 1: things like that. But then you see the mazzarella sticks.
- 11:14Speaker 1: You grab the mozzarella sticks, and that's buffalo buffaloes. The
- 11:17Speaker 1: mozzarella sticks. You don't cook them from scratch, they're already
- 11:20Speaker 1: pre made. You just toss them in the air fryer
- 11:22Speaker 1: for five minutes. You don't screw that up. Boom, you
- 11:25Speaker 1: got mozzarella sticks. The Bills have an MVP quarterback. Granted
- 11:30Speaker 1: it was kind of a flimsy MVP, but they have
- 11:31Speaker 1: an MVP quarterback. Check that box. The roster that's been
- 11:35Speaker 1: nibbling among the top teams in the NFL for many.
- 11:39Speaker 4: Years now, so check that. And the clock, though, is ticking.
- 11:44Speaker 1: You got about two to four years, depending on how
- 11:46Speaker 1: this thing goes with Josh Allen, before the Bills start
- 11:49Speaker 1: coming due.
- 11:50Speaker 4: After that, well after that it gets ugly, ugly with
- 11:55Speaker 4: a capitol you. So you're talking about roster.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Rot and bad vibes and all that stuff. So Pagola,
- 12:02Speaker 1: the owner here, he doesn't have to formally announce Super
- 12:06Speaker 1: Bowl or boss doesn't have to say that because it's
- 12:09Speaker 1: already tattooed on the job description. If you read the minutia,
- 12:13Speaker 1: the fine print there, you will see that that is
- 12:16Speaker 1: the way it is now. The last word here. So
- 12:19Speaker 1: following the Buffalo Bluster, reports came out of Western New
- 12:23Speaker 1: York claiming that a I love this. A source close
- 12:26Speaker 1: to Josh Allen said that the Bills quarterback had faith
- 12:32Speaker 1: in the leadership of the team under the owner Terry
- 12:34Speaker 1: Pagoula and Brandon Bean and will take an active role,
- 12:39Speaker 1: an active role in participating in the upcoming head coaching
- 12:42Speaker 1: interview process. So that was the way it was reported there,
- 12:46Speaker 1: and more likely than not, is Josh Allen calling one
- 12:50Speaker 1: of his buddies, a beat writer, texting him saying, I
- 12:53Speaker 1: gotta get some message out right now.
- 12:55Speaker 4: Can you help me out? Sure, I'll help you out.
- 12:56Speaker 4: Why not?
- 12:57Speaker 7: All right?
- 12:57Speaker 4: Question?
- 12:58Speaker 1: So, Josh Allen, if this report what is accurate? Josh
- 13:00Speaker 1: Allen is said to have quote faith in the Bills leadership.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Is this solid or shaky?
- 13:08Speaker 4: Right? So this is the word I will use.
- 13:11Speaker 1: On This is diplomacy. This isn't necessarily believe. It's like
- 13:19Speaker 1: a hostage note written with a nice smiley face. You
- 13:23Speaker 1: wrote a little smiley face there on your hostage note.
- 13:25Speaker 1: You're talking about a guy that is the former MVP
- 13:29Speaker 1: who's playing the role in this chapter of the book
- 13:32Speaker 1: as a statesman.
- 13:34Speaker 4: Because what else on God's green Earth is he gonna do?
- 13:38Speaker 1: Is he gonna act like Bill's mafia and flip a
- 13:40Speaker 1: table and light it on fire in Orchard Park and
- 13:44Speaker 1: jump on it? Is that what he's gonna do place
- 13:46Speaker 1: Josh Allen's camp. Everyone's dealing with this organizational whiplash and
- 13:52Speaker 1: I love it.
- 13:52Speaker 4: It's great. I have no skin in the game.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Not in Finally on Bill's Monster, Derek and Felexus and
- 13:57Speaker 1: the other people, we have their Bills fans in that part.
- 14:00Speaker 4: We love. People in Buffalo love the show. It's great.
- 14:02Speaker 1: But in about five minutes, I'm using Mallard time. But
- 14:06Speaker 1: in about five minutes Bill's Mafia went from chest thumping
- 14:09Speaker 1: a playoff victory over you know, just feeling good, good
- 14:13Speaker 1: playoff vibes. They watched the whole thing tip over like
- 14:17Speaker 1: a drunk guy going out to get the mail on
- 14:19Speaker 1: a walking on his driveway to go down to get
- 14:21Speaker 1: the mail and slips and.
- 14:22Speaker 4: Falls and all that.
- 14:23Speaker 1: They go from beating Jacksonville late on a wild wild
- 14:27Speaker 1: Card weekend, everyone's feeling all warm and fuzzy.
- 14:31Speaker 4: Oh, it's great.
- 14:32Speaker 1: Then overtime roadkill in Denver late against the Broncos, splat
- 14:37Speaker 1: windshield wipers can't keep up with the mess, and Josh
- 14:40Speaker 1: Allen turns into Anchorman's Ron Burgundy, a glass case of emotion.
- 14:46Speaker 1: The owner walks into the locker room sees tears, panics,
- 14:51Speaker 1: hits the big bed, the big red button hat, a
- 14:54Speaker 1: giant red button hits that and and wax the coach.
- 14:58Speaker 4: And then you're like, wow, that has any quickly, right.
- 15:01Speaker 1: So if Josh Allen hadn't cried, would you have kept
- 15:05Speaker 1: Sean mcderhatt. I think that that part of it is
- 15:09Speaker 1: it smells like manure to me. And I'll tell you why,
- 15:12Speaker 1: because the issue was they kept losing. It wasn't that
- 15:16Speaker 1: they got emotional. If anything, getting emotional would indicate that
- 15:20Speaker 1: they care about the coach, you would want to keep
- 15:22Speaker 1: the coach, wouldn't that be the case, Like these guys
- 15:24Speaker 1: really love this guy and they felt bad. The other
- 15:28Speaker 1: thought I had was the players knew that if they
- 15:30Speaker 1: didn't win that game that Sean mcdertt was going to
- 15:32Speaker 1: be fired, and they were bummed out about that. And
- 15:35Speaker 1: it's kind of how I relate. I've worked here at
- 15:37Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio pretty much my entire adult life. We've
- 15:40Speaker 1: had many people run the company, and every time the
- 15:43Speaker 1: boss changes, you always get kind.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Of this weird feeling in your stomach.
- 15:46Speaker 1: You're like, oh, crap, I might have to go work
- 15:47Speaker 1: somewhere else, you know, And and you just keep doing it.
- 15:50Speaker 1: But because every boss has their favorites, right, every boss,
- 15:54Speaker 1: no matter what the job is, whether it's I work
- 15:55Speaker 1: in radio, whatever your job is, well it was got
- 15:58Speaker 1: favorites like parents have favorite kids, you know, just the
- 16:01Speaker 1: way it is. And so you're always like, oh no,
- 16:02Speaker 1: you got a new boss is gonna come in. You're
- 16:04Speaker 1: not gonna like me, Oh crap, what am.
- 16:07Speaker 4: I gonna do? And all that stuff. But it is fascinating,
- 16:10Speaker 4: you know.
- 16:10Speaker 1: And then Josh Allen right now, you know the cartoon
- 16:12Speaker 1: bubble in my head. He's saying all the right things
- 16:15Speaker 1: right now, he's the Statesman. He's sweeping up the glass,
- 16:18Speaker 1: he's taping the bumper back on, and really, what choice
- 16:21Speaker 1: does he have? Josh Allen is the Buffalo bills. He
- 16:25Speaker 1: can't demo the building because he's still that's where he works.
- 16:29Speaker 1: You can't demo the building you work in. You're still inside.
- 16:31Speaker 1: And in terms of the word faith, yeah, sure, it
- 16:35Speaker 1: feels less less like belief though, it's more like survival mode.
- 16:40Speaker 1: And it's not really solid.
- 16:42Speaker 4: Ground right now. It's gonna thin ice and we'll see
- 16:45Speaker 4: if the bill's higher. Here.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Some of the names that have been mentioned for that
- 16:48Speaker 1: Buffalo job are not the most exciting names.
- 16:50Speaker 4: They don't get you all aroused there, they don't.
- 16:53Speaker 5: So we'll see where this goes.
- 16:54Speaker 4: But man, what a mess. All right? It is the
- 16:56Speaker 4: Ben Malers Show.
- 16:58Speaker 1: You want to comment on any of that, you are
- 17:00Speaker 1: more than welcome to join us here and say, look
- 17:03Speaker 1: and watch these Mallard monologues on YouTube at band mallor show. Yeah,
- 17:08Speaker 1: there's big lights in here and cameras and things like that,
- 17:11Speaker 1: so you can check that out. And boy, nothing better
- 17:13Speaker 1: than radio with a camera. I mean, my god, it's
- 17:17Speaker 1: you don't say I did say? And that's not just
- 17:20Speaker 1: theater of the mind. That's theater the mindless when you
- 17:22Speaker 1: put a camera in there. See radios theater of the
- 17:25Speaker 1: mind when you listen just to the audio, because you
- 17:26Speaker 1: have to imagine things. But when you're watching the camera,
- 17:30Speaker 1: when you're looking at the camera, it's theater the mindless.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Of course, I have been told by people that work
- 17:34Speaker 1: in the business that even though these YouTube videos people
- 17:37Speaker 1: we put them up, most people don't stare at their
- 17:39Speaker 1: phone looking at you. They just occasionally they'll glance over
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- 18:29Speaker 4: So our lead this hour.
- 18:31Speaker 1: We start out in northern California, fresh off getting their
- 18:36Speaker 1: lunch handed to them by the Seattle Seahawks and a
- 18:38Speaker 1: no show effort. The forty nine ers gave the state
- 18:42Speaker 1: of the team address Kyle Shanahan and John Lynch. The
- 18:46Speaker 1: star of the show would be John Lynch, The GM
- 18:49Speaker 1: there who confirmed that the Niners are about to decommission
- 18:53Speaker 1: wide receiver Brandon Iuck this offseason. So if you didn't
- 18:58Speaker 1: see this or hear it, maybe not Lynch. He announced
- 19:02Speaker 1: that it's it's time, not quite yet, but in due time,
- 19:06Speaker 1: the winds of change will be blowing.
- 19:08Speaker 4: Let's go to the audio tape. Here's John Lynch. Take
- 19:10Speaker 4: a listen.
- 19:11Speaker 8: You know the plan in terms of the transaction that
- 19:13Speaker 8: will come in due time. I think it's safe to
- 19:15Speaker 8: say that he that, you know, he's played his last
- 19:17Speaker 8: snap with the Niners. It's unfortunate situation that just went awry,
- 19:22Speaker 8: and I will look long and hard at you know,
- 19:25Speaker 8: what could have been done differently, but sometimes just doesn't
- 19:29Speaker 8: work out.
- 19:29Speaker 4: I think that this was this was a case where
- 19:32Speaker 4: that happened.
- 19:34Speaker 1: All right, so played his last snap with the Niners.
- 19:36Speaker 1: Will come and du time didn't work out. Blah blah
- 19:39Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. Now keep in mind, this is
- 19:40Speaker 1: not just your run of the mill roster move like
- 19:44Speaker 1: this is like a lot of what this guy held
- 19:46Speaker 1: in during training camp in twenty twenty four and then
- 19:50Speaker 1: signed a four year contract for one hundred and twenty
- 19:53Speaker 1: million dollars Now you would think with that kind of
- 19:56Speaker 1: extension you'd be putting on a happy face. This guy, no, no,
- 20:01Speaker 1: this is next level hutzba. He appeared in just seven
- 20:04Speaker 1: games before he had a big bowl of rice crispy
- 20:07Speaker 1: snap crackle pop, and then the injury. And so the
- 20:10Speaker 1: Niners now, finally they could have moved him even though
- 20:14Speaker 1: he didn't play this past season. They if he got
- 20:17Speaker 1: to another team, he likely would have been able to play.
- 20:19Speaker 1: But they held on to him, and so now they're
- 20:21Speaker 1: gonna trade him or.
- 20:22Speaker 4: Who knows, release him. It's all a good jumping off points.
- 20:25Speaker 1: So let us discuss as you heard the Niners GM
- 20:28Speaker 1: there John Lynch saying that Brandon Ayuck has played his
- 20:30Speaker 1: last snap with the.
- 20:31Speaker 4: Forty nine ers. So where does he end up? Let's
- 20:35Speaker 4: play the speculation game.
- 20:36Speaker 1: So I've got jim Nance, Mystery Machine, and Philly Pops,
- 20:42Speaker 1: and we'll combine all of these things together and we're
- 20:44Speaker 1: gonna make birthday cake with great frosting and milk is
- 20:47Speaker 1: what we're gonna make. That's what we're doing. Put those
- 20:49Speaker 1: things together. Yum yum to your tomb tumb So a
- 20:53Speaker 1: Brandon Auck is more than just damaged.
- 20:57Speaker 4: Goods. He is completely covered from head to toe with
- 21:00Speaker 4: moles and warts.
- 21:01Speaker 1: He's got more warning labels on him than a bottle
- 21:04Speaker 1: of draino at this particular point. Now, he did the
- 21:07Speaker 1: Niners dirty. He did the Niners dirty, the whole a
- 21:11Speaker 1: wall thing and all that. And John Lynch, and some
- 21:15Speaker 1: of this is on the Niners. You got to know
- 21:17Speaker 1: your employees, right. They clearly misread the room. They thought
- 21:21Speaker 1: Brandon Ayuk had the fighting spirit, They thought he was
- 21:23Speaker 1: a competitor. They thought he wanted to win, wanted to
- 21:25Speaker 1: play hard, wanted to do his job. Clearly he wasn't
- 21:28Speaker 1: all of those things. Otherwise you wouldn't be in this
- 21:31Speaker 1: particular situation. And so John Lynch got the Jim Nance
- 21:35Speaker 1: Breakfast special burnt toast is what he got. He got burned, burn,
- 21:40Speaker 1: baby burn. And does he even does the player even
- 21:42Speaker 1: want to play football? Or the question must be asked,
- 21:46Speaker 1: is Brandon Ayuk looking for a team to go to
- 21:49Speaker 1: to bankroll his sabbatical so he can continue to make
- 21:53Speaker 1: a lot of money and do nothing. Now Brandon Iok
- 21:56Speaker 1: becomes the ultimate high end reclamation project. A lot of
- 22:00Speaker 1: people in the NFL that believe in the Father Flannagan mantra,
- 22:04Speaker 1: but he's got flashing warning labels that are that they're
- 22:08Speaker 1: popping up everywhere. However, again I go back to the
- 22:13Speaker 1: NFL mantra, talent trumps all. It's the never give up
- 22:17Speaker 1: on talent thesis that the NFL runs by, and so
- 22:20Speaker 1: spinning the malor wheel of speculation for Brandon ayuk round
- 22:24Speaker 1: and round and round and round, big money, big money,
- 22:26Speaker 1: No Whomy's stop. All right, So you've got the Steelers,
- 22:31Speaker 1: the Bills, and the Chiefs all lined up. It's like
- 22:35Speaker 1: speed dating at a dive bar, is what it is
- 22:38Speaker 1: at two in the morning before the bar closed. There's
- 22:40Speaker 1: no risk it, no biscuit. That was Bruce Arian's line
- 22:43Speaker 1: from back of the day. All of those teams, the Steelers, Bills,
- 22:46Speaker 1: and Chiefs obviously pop up on the malar wheel of speculation.
- 22:49Speaker 1: They are devoid of elite level playmakers at the wide
- 22:52Speaker 1: receiver position. All of them are in the American Football Conference,
- 22:57Speaker 1: and all of them are at the point now where
- 22:59Speaker 1: they'd be willing to take a player who's tarnished and
- 23:02Speaker 1: he's got cooties like Brandon Aya because they're desperate, right,
- 23:06Speaker 1: They're desperate, and so they need the player, they need
- 23:08Speaker 1: a talent upgrade. You're willing to overlook things like people
- 23:12Speaker 1: that don't want to do their job.
- 23:13Speaker 4: Now.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Meanwhile, we stay in the Bay Area where forty nine
- 23:17Speaker 1: Ers GM. John Lynch also confirmed during the end of
- 23:22Speaker 1: season news conference that the team is going to investigate
- 23:26Speaker 1: the viral TikTok theory linking electromagnetic fields from a nearby
- 23:35Speaker 1: electrical substation to the persistent injury problems. You might remember
- 23:39Speaker 1: in a previous episode we discussed this very topic.
- 23:43Speaker 4: And we pointed out that the science.
- 23:44Speaker 1: On this has been done over the years because there's
- 23:47Speaker 1: people that just live near these substations and they think
- 23:51Speaker 1: that something's happening, and so they studied it and they
- 23:54Speaker 1: determined that they're and who knows whether you believe this
- 23:56Speaker 1: or not, but they determined that there was nothing there
- 23:59Speaker 1: there anyway, here's Lynch talking about the forty nine ers
- 24:02Speaker 1: investigating take a list.
- 24:04Speaker 8: You have to look into everything, and so our guys
- 24:07Speaker 8: have been We've been reaching out to anyone and everyone
- 24:10Speaker 8: to see does a study exist rather than a guy
- 24:13Speaker 8: sticking an apparatus underneath the fence and by coming up
- 24:16Speaker 8: with a number that I have no idea what that means.
- 24:20Speaker 8: That's what we know exists. We've heard that debunked, you know,
- 24:23Speaker 8: So yes, we will look into it. We have and
- 24:25Speaker 8: we'll always be cognizant of things. I know that a
- 24:28Speaker 8: lot of games have been won at this facility, you know,
- 24:30Speaker 8: since it opened. But yeah, we aren't going to turn
- 24:33Speaker 8: a blind eye. We'll look into everything.
- 24:35Speaker 1: Okay, So the question how likely, just between us, how
- 24:39Speaker 1: likely are the forty nine ers to find in a
- 24:43Speaker 1: smoking gun an injury smoking gun with the electromagnetic field conspiracy.
- 24:50Speaker 4: It popped up on social media.
- 24:51Speaker 1: So in the cartoon bubble above my head, on the
- 24:56Speaker 1: right side of my head, right you can't see because
- 24:59Speaker 1: it's radio, but above my head, John Lynch is out
- 25:01Speaker 1: there driving the mystery machine. He's sniffing around and right
- 25:07Speaker 1: around the electromagnetic field conspiracy like Scooby Dooby doo retrow.
- 25:12Speaker 1: Somebody get that man some Scooby snacks right now. Next,
- 25:16Speaker 1: they're gonna blame what. They're gonna blame our friend Andrea
- 25:19Speaker 1: the astrology insider. They're gonna say the reason the forty
- 25:22Speaker 1: nine ers keep getting hurt is because mercury is in retrograde.
- 25:27Speaker 1: They're gonna investigate that and then maybe after that the
- 25:30Speaker 1: moon phase pulled a hamstring.
- 25:32Speaker 4: Or something like that. This is a.
- 25:35Speaker 1: First class ticket to Bakersville, is what this is. You've
- 25:40Speaker 1: got the low frequency EMF turning ligaments into what pulled pork?
- 25:46Speaker 4: Is that what's going on here?
- 25:48Speaker 1: And so okay, delicious, put some barbecue sauce on. It
- 25:52Speaker 1: showed me the science. Of course, there is no science
- 25:55Speaker 1: to back this up. Zero zilch, not a bupkus, whatever.
- 25:59Speaker 4: Word you want to eat.
- 26:00Speaker 1: It's kind of like blaming the popcorn burning because of
- 26:04Speaker 1: the Wi Fi football has been a demolition derby. It's
- 26:10Speaker 1: car crashes with shoulder pads, and there's also this thing
- 26:14Speaker 1: called randomness and variance involved in it. And say, well
- 26:17Speaker 1: this wasn't great and we've had some injuries. That's the
- 26:20Speaker 1: way the cookie crumbles. And people are looking desperately for
- 26:25Speaker 1: both engagement and to try to find a fall guy,
- 26:29Speaker 1: because you got to have a fall guy.
- 26:31Speaker 4: Very important to have a fall guy. So, like, I
- 26:33Speaker 4: know what it is.
- 26:33Speaker 1: It's not that these guys just are injury prone or
- 26:36Speaker 1: it's just bad luck. It's the substation man. Yeah, that's
- 26:40Speaker 1: the ticket, it's the substantion. Well, good luck here's the
- 26:43Speaker 1: other problem with this. Now I've pointed out that there's
- 26:46Speaker 1: some things that have been done over the year, peer
- 26:48Speaker 1: reviewed studies that have said that this.
- 26:50Speaker 4: Is not true.
- 26:51Speaker 1: However, even if you think there is something there, Even
- 26:54Speaker 1: if there is something, don't you believe that the Niners
- 26:57Speaker 1: would be better off bearing it? Like Jimmy hoff if
- 27:00Speaker 1: you know who that is back in the day, this
- 27:03Speaker 1: would be Pandora's box by the bay Let's workshop.
- 27:08Speaker 4: This right, what's in the box? What do you think
- 27:11Speaker 4: this means?
- 27:12Speaker 1: So if the Niners came out and said, you know what,
- 27:15Speaker 1: the players were right. The players were absolutely right. And
- 27:19Speaker 1: these gamma rays, that the what you might call it's
- 27:23Speaker 1: coming from the do hickey and it's causing these injuries.
- 27:27Speaker 1: So you open that box up and you have billboard
- 27:31Speaker 1: lawyers circling like seagulls when you drop a French fry
- 27:35Speaker 1: at the beach, right, they will be everywhere there is
- 27:38Speaker 1: There is no there there, And if there is a
- 27:41Speaker 1: there there, you can't admit it because then then you've
- 27:44Speaker 1: got some issues like that. Not the gamma ray thing,
- 27:47Speaker 1: not the Tampa Bay ray thing. It's just it's bad luck.
- 27:50Speaker 1: It's a violent sport. And then but you can put
- 27:52Speaker 1: the X Files music on if you want. If you're
- 27:54Speaker 1: into the X files, you know that'll show back in
- 27:56Speaker 1: the day you put that.
- 27:57Speaker 4: On, all right?
- 27:57Speaker 1: Now, last word to fill out Alfia, we go where
- 28:01Speaker 1: the Eagles are having no luck getting an offensive coordinator
- 28:05Speaker 1: despite winning a Super Bowl a couple of years ago
- 28:07Speaker 1: and being a consistent playoff team. We are told the
- 28:10Speaker 1: Eagles have interviewed now former Chiefs offensive coordinator Matt Naggi,
- 28:15Speaker 1: who was let go by Andy Reid for the offensive
- 28:19Speaker 1: coordinator vacancy in Philadelphia. Now Naggy exploring any kind of
- 28:23Speaker 1: a job he can get, as Andy Reid's replaced him
- 28:26Speaker 1: with Eric b Enemy and the job that he was
- 28:30Speaker 1: in line to get. The assumption was he was going
- 28:32Speaker 1: to get the Tennessee Titans job. And then they talked
- 28:35Speaker 1: to Robert Salah, talked the socks off the front office,
- 28:39Speaker 1: and so Sala's now the coach, and so Naggi's scrambling
- 28:42Speaker 1: to find a job. This comes amid reports recently claiming
- 28:46Speaker 1: that Philadelphia has a problem that coach Nick Siriani is
- 28:50Speaker 1: having legitimate issues. When Howie Roseman filling the Eagles offensive
- 28:54Speaker 1: coordinator vacancy. Now, the reporting claimed it's an unappealing job
- 28:59Speaker 1: to candidate due to the intense pressure of coaching in Philadelphia.
- 29:05Speaker 1: So I'd like to address that the question do you
- 29:07Speaker 1: buy or sell? Do you buy or sell the Eagles
- 29:13Speaker 1: offensive coordinator job being unattractive? Right, is not attractive at all, unappealing,
- 29:20Speaker 1: whatever word you want to use. So this is to me,
- 29:23Speaker 1: it's not a coaching search. It's a game of who's
- 29:26Speaker 1: left at this particular point. So I am buying the
- 29:28Speaker 1: fact that the job is unattractive. Think of it like
- 29:30Speaker 1: Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. That being said,
- 29:35Speaker 1: I do not buy the pressure part of it. I
- 29:37Speaker 1: think that is a load of hot poo poo is
- 29:40Speaker 1: what I think. Don't give me the Philadelphia is a
- 29:43Speaker 1: hard place to coach garbage. If you're a coach, it
- 29:46Speaker 1: doesn't matter. Like the Mallard diagnoses, I believe the reason
- 29:49Speaker 1: the Eagles are having problems getting that job filled it's
- 29:53Speaker 1: the JH factor. What is the JH factor? It's Jalen Hurts. Yes,
- 29:58Speaker 1: he's a two hundred and fifty five million dollar quarterback.
- 30:01Speaker 1: He's also the platypuss in the room.
- 30:03Speaker 4: Is what he is.
- 30:04Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts for all the good things that he does,
- 30:07Speaker 1: like the tushy push, the leadership, the quotes. It's like
- 30:11Speaker 1: back in the day you used to have these calendars
- 30:13Speaker 1: with motivational quotes.
- 30:14Speaker 4: He's liked that.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts is the conductor of the Eagles offense, but
- 30:19Speaker 1: he's the conductor who cannot read the music sheet. He
- 30:22Speaker 1: only knows a few notes. He's really good at those notes,
- 30:25Speaker 1: but he only knows a few notes. He's the star
- 30:27Speaker 1: of the Philly Pops. However, he cannot hit the high notes.
- 30:31Speaker 1: That's a problem. You want a deep ball, it's a
- 30:33Speaker 1: It's a total eclipse, lunar eclipse, rare dark and leaves
- 30:38Speaker 1: everyone staring at the sky wondering where the light went.
- 30:41Speaker 4: And then you've got Nick Sirianni, the.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Rock paper scissors guy who's presiding over the three ring
- 30:48Speaker 1: circus in Philadelphia, and the tents on fire.
- 30:51Speaker 4: There's no water. It's organizational instability.
- 30:55Speaker 1: It's not because of the pressure though, it's this is
- 30:58Speaker 1: a Sirianni special where you change coordinators. You got to
- 31:03Speaker 1: have someone to blame. You always blame the offensive coordinator.
- 31:07Speaker 1: They changed coordinators in Philadelphia, as we talked about when
- 31:10Speaker 1: Jalen hurts at the end of the Eagles season, they
- 31:13Speaker 1: got rid.
- 31:13Speaker 4: Of the offensive winners.
- 31:15Speaker 1: Like they change coordinators more than a lot of us
- 31:17Speaker 1: change socks. And you're not an offensive coordinator in Philadelphia.
- 31:22Speaker 1: You're a human shield. So the coach can blame someone
- 31:27Speaker 1: and the quarterback can blame someone when they fail at
- 31:29Speaker 1: their job.
- 31:30Speaker 4: And it's like, do you really want to pilot.
- 31:33Speaker 1: A plane when the engines are sputtering and there's no
- 31:37Speaker 1: mechanic to fix it and the pilot is busy there
- 31:42Speaker 1: arguing with the flight attendant and you're the assistant pilot
- 31:46Speaker 1: and you're like, what's going on?
- 31:47Speaker 4: You're the co pilot And so.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Yeah, the other thing, you're gonna get good money, so
- 31:51Speaker 1: you take the job. It's attempt job, so you don't
- 31:54Speaker 1: want to really lock in. You gotta rent, maybe do
- 31:56Speaker 1: a Verbo or something like that Airbnb it buy a
- 32:00Speaker 1: place because you're not going to be there that long.
- 32:02Speaker 1: And then you take the bag of money and you
- 32:03Speaker 1: move on down the yellow brick road somewhere else and
- 32:06Speaker 1: get another coaching job down the line.
- 32:08Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 32:10Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Here
- 32:16Speaker 3: we degree.
- 32:19Speaker 2: This is one big bent gets grilled.
- 32:23Speaker 7: Cooelo, a Steelers insider, gave his thoughts on Aaron Rodgers
- 32:27Speaker 7: future Tuesday, saying he believes there's a forty percent chance
- 32:31Speaker 7: he retires, thirty five percent chance he plays for the Vikings,
- 32:34Speaker 7: and a twenty five percent shot that he's back with
- 32:36Speaker 7: the Steelers.
- 32:37Speaker 5: Ben, what do you think about those odds?
- 32:39Speaker 1: Uh?
- 32:40Speaker 4: No, he's not going back to the Steelers. I think
- 32:42Speaker 4: that door has closed with Tomlin being out there.
- 32:44Speaker 1: I think there's a forty percent chance he does podcast
- 32:47Speaker 1: with Joe Rogan. There's a thirty percent chance he plays.
- 32:51Speaker 1: I don't know the Colts they need a quarterback that
- 32:53Speaker 1: it seems like Daniel Jones gonna be out for a while.
- 32:55Speaker 4: What about Kansas City?
- 32:56Speaker 1: If Mahomes isn't ready to go at the beginning of
- 32:59Speaker 1: the year, there's options.
- 33:00Speaker 4: If he wants to play, someone will give him a job.
- 33:03Speaker 4: I don't think he's gonna retire though, he just wants
- 33:05Speaker 4: to keep playing. Next.
- 33:06Speaker 7: With Miami losing to Indiana, Carson Beck now turns his
- 33:10Speaker 7: attention to preparing for the NFL Draft, Ben, what do
- 33:13Speaker 7: you think Beck's NFL future will be?
- 33:16Speaker 4: He has a chance to be on a practice squad
- 33:18Speaker 4: in the NFL. I don't think. It didn't look like
- 33:19Speaker 4: a great NFL player to me. I wasn't impressed.
- 33:22Speaker 7: Next, it was supported earlier this week that the Knicks
- 33:24Speaker 7: have discussed a Karl Anthony Towns trade with the Grizzlies,
- 33:27Speaker 7: Magic and Hornets, among others. Ben, do you think the
- 33:29Speaker 7: Knicks move Towns before the deadline?
- 33:32Speaker 4: Well? They should.
- 33:33Speaker 1: I know, they beat the Knicks, or the Knicks beat
- 33:35Speaker 1: the Nets by like fifty something points in.
- 33:37Speaker 4: A blowout and all that. But Carl, every time I
- 33:39Speaker 4: watched Carl Any Towns, I'm.
- 33:40Speaker 1: Like, boy, this guy just he annoys people. He does
- 33:43Speaker 1: things that cause you to lose when even if you're
- 33:46Speaker 1: a good player.
- 33:47Speaker 4: He's a really good player. He's just there's something a
- 33:50Speaker 4: little off with Carl Anthony. Tech.
- 33:52Speaker 1: If they can get somebody to take him, absolutely unload
- 33:56Speaker 1: Carl Anthony.
- 33:56Speaker 4: Tak How did we do? Koopa Loop? You pass this edition?
- 34:00Speaker 4: What is on the board? Number one? Number one?
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- 34:17Speaker 4: It's now time for time for Horry Horry honey. Wait
- 34:21Speaker 4: ask that Twitter said this your questions on Twitter?
- 34:24Speaker 1: Now in a way we go it is ask Ben,
- 34:28Speaker 1: your questions are answers. We did not take a force
- 34:31Speaker 1: and buggy to get here, but we passed the microphone
- 34:33Speaker 1: over to me who dow loop for the reading of
- 34:39Speaker 1: the questions.
- 34:41Speaker 6: Here we go.
- 34:42Speaker 4: As we understand.
- 34:45Speaker 7: All right, We're gonna start off with a question for
- 34:48Speaker 7: you or no if this is for all of us.
- 34:51Speaker 5: Okay, Freddie wants to know.
- 34:53Speaker 7: Hi, Freddy, if you could switch bodies with someone, who
- 34:56Speaker 7: would it be?
- 35:00Speaker 1: Let see switch bodies with someone? Because I need a
- 35:05Speaker 1: time machine.
- 35:06Speaker 4: And I would like to go back and I want
- 35:08Speaker 4: to be.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Babe Ruth with the Yankees playing for the Yankees is
- 35:11Speaker 1: what I would like to do. I think that would
- 35:13Speaker 1: be fun back in the day, although they didn't actually
- 35:15Speaker 1: have a lot of the modern stuff, so I don't
- 35:16Speaker 1: know that i'd love that, but that would be kind
- 35:17Speaker 1: of cool to be the bambino.
- 35:19Speaker 4: What about you, Lorraine?
- 35:21Speaker 9: Oh, you know I'm sexy enough.
- 35:22Speaker 5: I'll say just how I.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Am thank you very much. Lore.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Look at that humble bragg by lorraina cool elop.
- 35:28Speaker 7: So there's an important like thing that I need to
- 35:31Speaker 7: know here. If it's if it's temporary or if it's permanent.
- 35:35Speaker 1: So well, if it's permanent, you just go to like
- 35:38Speaker 1: a toddler and then you just start over it.
- 35:42Speaker 7: If it's if it's permanent, I'd probably choose like you know, prime,
- 35:47Speaker 7: like twenty something year old lebron.
- 35:49Speaker 2: Uh.
- 35:50Speaker 7: If it's temporary, I'm choosing Sidney Sweeney.
- 35:56Speaker 4: Wow, there's a lot there. Cool. You want to share,
- 35:59Speaker 4: you want to Wow.
- 36:04Speaker 5: I wonder what you would do for that time.
- 36:05Speaker 7: Period, Okay, a lot of you know, introspection. All right,
- 36:15Speaker 7: Fami would like to know.
- 36:17Speaker 1: Hi, Fami, I've met Fammi. FAMMI made these great bumper stickers,
- 36:20Speaker 1: which is just wonderful.
- 36:22Speaker 7: When was the last time you watched a movie or
- 36:24Speaker 7: a show or anything on DVD or VHS.
- 36:30Speaker 1: He's probably around twenty fifteen, been eleven years or so
- 36:34Speaker 1: something along those lines.
- 36:35Speaker 4: It's been at least a decade. What about you?
- 36:37Speaker 5: Lreeda how funny.
- 36:38Speaker 9: A couple of months back, I went to my friend's
- 36:40Speaker 9: house down in San Diego and his friend, like his
- 36:43Speaker 9: parents don't do the whole big TV with the downloading stuff.
- 36:46Speaker 9: They had a full bookcase of DVDs to choose from,
- 36:50Speaker 9: and they're like, it's your since you're here just for
- 36:52Speaker 9: the weekend, you get to pick up movie. And I'm
- 36:54Speaker 9: looking and I'm like, wow, it's like the Blockbuster of homes.
- 36:59Speaker 1: They don't make do They don't make DVDs for the
- 37:02Speaker 1: movies today they have.
- 37:03Speaker 4: Come out right no, no, yeah.
- 37:05Speaker 5: Okay, so it's all they don't. It's just they don't
- 37:07Speaker 5: make DVDs anymore.
- 37:08Speaker 4: I don't think who's buying them.
- 37:09Speaker 5: I think they do.
- 37:10Speaker 4: Who's buying them?
- 37:11Speaker 5: What's the d Let me look this up all we ask.
- 37:14Speaker 4: There might be some countries that buy them, but not here.
- 37:17Speaker 4: I've not seen DVDs when I go to the store.
- 37:19Speaker 4: What about you?
- 37:20Speaker 5: Cool?
- 37:20Speaker 7: I believe the last movie that I've watched was, uh,
- 37:25Speaker 7: it was The Dark Night on Blu ray.
- 37:29Speaker 5: So I don't know how long ago that was, but
- 37:31Speaker 5: it's been a while.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Well, I remember my parents were being gone for a while,
- 37:36Speaker 1: but they had so many VHS, tapes and DVD They love.
- 37:40Speaker 4: They love the hell out of that.
- 37:41Speaker 9: They do still make them for popular releases.
- 37:46Speaker 4: Okay, probably not many. Next next ask man your questions
- 37:50Speaker 4: are answer.
- 37:51Speaker 5: This next question is from ferg Dog High for dog.
- 37:55Speaker 5: He wants to know will you.
- 37:56Speaker 7: Still eat stuff from your fridge if they're past the
- 37:59Speaker 7: best by date?
- 38:01Speaker 4: Yes.
- 38:01Speaker 1: This is a big problem in the Malor mansion because
- 38:04Speaker 1: my wife will throw stuff away immediately. And I always say,
- 38:08Speaker 1: you gotta do the smell and the you gotta do
- 38:10Speaker 1: the smell and the eyeball test, because that's just a
- 38:13Speaker 1: guestimation those expiration dates. Sometimes food expires before the expiration date,
- 38:18Speaker 1: and sometimes.
- 38:19Speaker 4: It's way after.
- 38:20Speaker 1: She's gotta like smell it and eyeball it. But she's
- 38:23Speaker 1: immediately throwing stuff away.
- 38:24Speaker 4: What are you doing? You're wasting her money? And so yeah,
- 38:27Speaker 4: we argue about that. What about you rain.
- 38:31Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't open my fridge very much, and if
- 38:34Speaker 9: it does have an passpoint expiration date, I'm not touching it,
- 38:38Speaker 9: even like milk. I'm like, I'm not if it says
- 38:41Speaker 9: best Buy, like, no, I'm not, I'm gonna open it.
- 38:44Speaker 4: I'll eat stuff way after it just smell it.
- 38:46Speaker 1: If it smells bad, if you see mold on it, obviously,
- 38:49Speaker 1: don't eat it.
- 38:50Speaker 4: I did eat. Oh this is bad though. Oh yeah,
- 38:53Speaker 4: I should tell I should get us on the podcast.
- 38:55Speaker 1: But we had some Hawaiian rolls that were laying around,
- 38:57Speaker 1: you know, and they looked fine through the little plastic thing,
- 39:00Speaker 1: and so I grabbed one and ate it and there
- 39:02Speaker 1: was covered in mold digusting.
- 39:04Speaker 4: Oh.
- 39:07Speaker 5: I don't know about you, guys.
- 39:07Speaker 9: My dad used to keep like blocks of cheddar cheese
- 39:10Speaker 9: in the fridge and as they molded, he would just
- 39:12Speaker 9: continually cut the mold off and serve us the cheese underneath.
- 39:15Speaker 7: There are some foods that you can do that with,
- 39:18Speaker 7: and then there's others that you can't because.
- 39:20Speaker 5: Like the the mold will go through the whole thing
- 39:23Speaker 5: or it sticks to it. You have to like look
- 39:24Speaker 5: it up.
- 39:25Speaker 7: But I'm like you, Ben, I will you just gotta
- 39:28Speaker 7: you gotta smell, you gotta look at it and make
- 39:30Speaker 7: the determination from there because it you know, like you
- 39:33Speaker 7: buy the oor wheat loaves of bread, those last way
- 39:36Speaker 7: past the date that they have on there.
- 39:39Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. And there's ways you can bring food back.
- 39:42Speaker 4: Put it in the microwave for a little bit, or
- 39:44Speaker 4: air fryer or whatever. It'll come back to life. Yeah,
- 39:46Speaker 4: kind of got on the bats.
- 39:47Speaker 5: What's next, Lady Sideburns would like to know.
- 39:50Speaker 4: My favorite lady, Lady Sideburns.
- 39:52Speaker 7: Have you ever been violently bitten by an animal that
- 39:55Speaker 7: did not belong to.
- 39:56Speaker 4: You, like a dog or something like that.
- 40:01Speaker 1: I did get bit by dog, but it wasn't like violin,
- 40:03Speaker 1: so I didn't really count when I was a kid,
- 40:05Speaker 1: What about you, Lrena?
- 40:06Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
- 40:06Speaker 9: There was this one dog when I was at a
- 40:07Speaker 9: campground and he had three legs, and I thought he'd
- 40:09Speaker 9: be the one I should go pet because I don't
- 40:10Speaker 9: want him because he only got three legs. I went
- 40:12Speaker 9: up to go pet him and they tried to bite
- 40:13Speaker 9: me and I never tried to pet another dog again.
- 40:15Speaker 4: That's not a nice dog. What about you, Coop?
- 40:17Speaker 5: I have been bitten by a snake, but that's that's
- 40:20Speaker 5: about it.
- 40:21Speaker 6: Cool.
- 40:21Speaker 4: That seems kind of like what kind of snake?
- 40:23Speaker 5: It was an acting snake. It was on during during
- 40:26Speaker 5: a movie shoot.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Oh wow, get a good lawsuit on that, Britney Spears