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Hour 3 - Just In the Nick of Time · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: How do you do. It's our number three, our number three,
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  Speaker 1: as we do the arithmetic here in our three. The
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  Speaker 1: college football Playoff about to get going, and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of chatter about some of these lightweights that made it.
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  Speaker 1: Thumbs up or thumbs down on former Alabama coach Nick
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  Speaker 1: Saban complaining about James Madison making the college football Playoff
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  Speaker 1: over the fighting irish of Notre Dame. How do you
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  Speaker 1: categorize these latest comments by Giannis Adentacumbo and pro Bouncy
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  Speaker 1: Ball on his relationship with the Bucks and your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on the NFL shopping It's Australian TV package. I wonder
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  Speaker 1: Settle in. It's our number three. Just in the nick
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  Speaker 1: of time, Just in the nick of time. Welcome in
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  Speaker 1: The crown is yours and we are back at it.
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  Speaker 1: The rare inappropriate, rare in appropriate mention of collegiate football,
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  Speaker 1: because that is our late, that is our lead. Former
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  Speaker 1: Alabama head football coach Nick Saban recently complaining Saban unhappy,
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  Speaker 1: not happy with James Madison making the college football playoff
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  Speaker 1: over Notre Dame. You heard this or not or saw it?
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  Speaker 1: Saban making these comments on the past McAfee YouTube show.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Nick Saban, and he used the baseball analogy.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to the audio tape. Take a listen.
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  Speaker 2: Look, would we allow the winner of the trip Away
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  Speaker 2: Baseball League, the International League, whatever they call it. I
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  Speaker 2: don't even know the name of it. Would you let
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  Speaker 2: them in the World Series playoffs?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they do. No, No, I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: No they don't. But I'm saying, but that's the equivalent
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  Speaker 2: of what we do when JMU gets in to the
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  Speaker 2: college football playoff and Notre Dame doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: Nor. He also said, I don't want to start any
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  Speaker 1: blank here, but we all know that when you say but,
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  Speaker 1: it means everything you said before that is a lie.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lie, lie lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie,
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  Speaker 1: lie lie lie to lie. So that is a good
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  Speaker 1: jumping off point. Let us discuss the question are you
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  Speaker 1: going to go thumbs up? Are you going to go
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  Speaker 1: thumbs down? So thumbs up or thumbs down on Nick
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  Speaker 1: Saban complaining, complaining, complaining, complaining about James Madison making the
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  Speaker 1: college football playoff over the fighting Irish. So on this one,
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  Speaker 1: I've got Iron Pigs New York Times bestseller and vegamite
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  Speaker 1: and we'll combine all of these things together, and we
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  Speaker 1: are going to create a monster, which is what college
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  Speaker 1: football playoff football is. It's a monster. It's an absolute monster. So,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, my answer is thumb up, thumb up,
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  Speaker 1: going thumbs up on this on Nick Saban. Now we
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  Speaker 1: all know that that is an unpopular opinion, all right,
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  Speaker 1: But unpopular does not mean wrong. It does not mean wrong.
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  Speaker 1: And I stand by my position. And here's why. Saban's
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  Speaker 1: baseball analogy, it was a lot of things. Was it harsh, Sure,
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  Speaker 1: some people say it's harsh to compare James Madison to
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  Speaker 1: a minor league baseball team. Is it accurate? Absolutely? Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather see the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs in the playoffs?
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  Speaker 1: Or the Dodgers, the Doyers, or my favorite Triple A team,
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  Speaker 1: the Toledo mud Hits. Would you see them in the
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  Speaker 1: play No, Notre Dame. I guess they're more like the
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  Speaker 1: Savannah Bananas because they're not in any conference. That's part
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  Speaker 1: of the issue here. They're an independent, traveling circus. It
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  Speaker 1: should be it. College football is fighting the same demons.
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  Speaker 1: I spent a few minutes thinking this through, and I
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  Speaker 1: was processing everything and deliberating as a good member of
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  Speaker 1: the jury, and I decided with my ruling that college
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  Speaker 1: football is fighting the same demons that NCAA hoops invited
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  Speaker 1: to the party many many, many years ago. Trying to
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  Speaker 1: make everyone happy. It never works. You cannot make everyone happy.
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  Speaker 1: You can make some of the people happy some of
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  Speaker 1: the time, but that means some other people are going
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  Speaker 1: to be unhappy, and then you can make them happy,
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  Speaker 1: and then those other people they're gonna be unhappy, and
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  Speaker 1: you end up pleasing nobody by the time it's all done.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone claims. This is one of my pet peeves and
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  Speaker 1: why you shouldn't really pay attention when people tell you
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  Speaker 1: something public. It's kind of like exit polls and politics.
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  Speaker 1: They're often wrong. They're often wrong exit polling. Everyone claims
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  Speaker 1: that they want Cinderella. You know why that is because
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  Speaker 1: if you say you don't like Cinderella, you're a douche.
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  Speaker 1: That's why. So you have to say, hey, I like Cinderella.
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  Speaker 1: It's a total fairy tale pun intended. When Cinderella actually
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  Speaker 1: shows up the ratings crater, which would be a dead giveaway,
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  Speaker 1: dead giveaway if you love Cinderella, and everyone says they
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  Speaker 1: love Cinderella, wouldn't you think the ratings would spike when
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  Speaker 1: you put one of these crap bag teams in like
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  Speaker 1: college basketball, you know, deep in the tournament, and yet
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  Speaker 1: they creter like you dropped your iPhone and the screen cracked. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what is my evidence? In college basketball last twenty years,
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  Speaker 1: we've had George Mason and Loyola of Chicago make the
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  Speaker 1: Final four, small time underdog us against the machine programs
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  Speaker 1: and the ratings. It was like drinking bleach and convincing
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  Speaker 1: yourself that it's a healthy, cleanse it. It sounds noble,
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  Speaker 1: it tastes awful. It's gonna kill you. So let's stop
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  Speaker 1: pretending it's a TV show, dummy. It's a TV show,
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  Speaker 1: is what it is, and a billion dollar content machine. Money,
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  Speaker 1: man of money, money, man of money, a lot of money.
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  Speaker 1: It's nil. It's name image, likeness, it's business. It's a paywall,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is. And so college football, what they're
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  Speaker 1: doing right now with this playoff, it's the Wokester's got
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  Speaker 1: some wokesters involved. So they're trying to play kate the
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  Speaker 1: halves and the have nots, and you upset the halves
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  Speaker 1: because they're like, Wow, what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Here.
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  Speaker 1: Now. I guess the have nots are happy because they
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  Speaker 1: get the four million dollars and all that, But the
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  Speaker 1: halves aren't all that happy. You gotta pick a lane
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  Speaker 1: or you end up getting absolutely steamroll. You get run over,
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  Speaker 1: You get run over if you don't pick a lane.
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  Speaker 1: All right, now, Secondly, we go to Milwaukee. A brief,
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  Speaker 1: a very brief mention of the ennb a more chatter,
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  Speaker 1: more chatter recently about the Greek freak being unhappy, not
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  Speaker 1: a happy camper. I know, Matt, the Bears fan's very
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  Speaker 1: upset by that, but Greek freak not happy with life
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  Speaker 1: in Wisconsin. And Giannis dent Tokombo was asked again this
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  Speaker 1: week about a potential mass exodus of the city of Milwaukee,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, asked whether he and the Bucks remained
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  Speaker 1: on the same level. The Greek Freak leaned into spectacle.
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  Speaker 1: He leaned into spectacle with the capital capitalists. He said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: if my agent is talking to the Bucks about it,
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  Speaker 1: he can have any kind conversation he wants. Yann has said,
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  Speaker 1: I personally have not had a conversation with the Bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Close quote all right, question, how do you categorize these
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  Speaker 1: latest comments from Giannis I dent to Coombo on his
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  Speaker 1: relationship with the Bucks. So I say, pollice is what
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  Speaker 1: I say. That's my word. This is a New York
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  Speaker 1: Times bestseller, a New York Times bestseller, The Complete Idiot's
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  Speaker 1: Guide to Forcing an NBA Trade. Yannis he has changed.
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  Speaker 1: When he first came into the NBA, it was all
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  Speaker 1: gung ho, sunshine, rainbows and lollipops and could never imagine
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  Speaker 1: playing in LA or New York or Chicago or anywhere
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  Speaker 1: like that. He's been around for a while now. He's
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  Speaker 1: just like everyone else who's the star player in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: Eventually they want to play for the Lakers, Clippers, Warriors, Bulls, Nicks,
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  Speaker 1: some or Miami or Miami or maybe one of the
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  Speaker 1: teams in Texas. So that's about it. That's about it.
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  Speaker 1: So my theory is again, Yannis knew exactly what he
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  Speaker 1: was doing. This was. This wasn't an answer, It was
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  Speaker 1: a performance. It was performance art by Yanna's. He had
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  Speaker 1: to know the question was coming. It's paint by numbers,
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  Speaker 1: superstar kabuki theater is what it is, and Yannis piling
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  Speaker 1: on the drama, all rama, the drama, all rama, making
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  Speaker 1: the poudy face. I love the poudy face. I love
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  Speaker 1: the poudy face. And then says, hey, don't look at me,
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  Speaker 1: talk to my agent. That's not confusion. That's known as
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  Speaker 1: plausible deniability. Now I do relate to the story a
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  Speaker 1: little bit bray. You might know if you've heard the
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  Speaker 1: show over the years. I know Alf and Fergdog rolling
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  Speaker 1: their eyes right now. But years ago, I had my
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  Speaker 1: first journey into television. I was working for both my
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  Speaker 1: major TV jobs have been with NBC and the job
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  Speaker 1: that I had about me it's been a few years.
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  Speaker 1: So they flew me back to Stanford, Connecticut every month,
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  Speaker 1: and I did like a week of television and it
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  Speaker 1: was a great job. Had really good money, right and
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: I loved it. Was easy, much easier than radio. Radio
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  Speaker 1: is much harder than television, and so I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: And I got to, you know, go to Connecticut and
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  Speaker 1: see how my brother lives in Manhattan. I got to
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: see him pretty much every month. Well, I did it,
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  Speaker 1: and I didn't have the job for that long, but
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  Speaker 1: I had it, and I had a contract, and I
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  Speaker 1: had an agent. So my I remember community my asient
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  Speaker 1: ended up quitting on me because he's obviously heard my
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  Speaker 1: my material. But when I had my agent, he told
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  Speaker 1: me this whole thing. This, I'm the I'm the He
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  Speaker 1: didn't say fall guy. He didn't use that word because
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't a thing yet. But he said, I'll be
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  Speaker 1: the bad guy. I'll be the bad guy, and any
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  Speaker 1: any issues just playing me. And and so that's how agents,
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  Speaker 1: that's how they're all hardwired. That's out of the box.
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  Speaker 1: You open the box. That's some people I know this
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  Speaker 1: in the show who were agents because they emailed me
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  Speaker 1: everyone in a while, and that's what they do, and
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  Speaker 1: they that's how you play the game. That's how that
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  Speaker 1: game is played. So when you say, hey, this is
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  Speaker 1: you know, that's my agent. He can do whatever he wants.
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  Speaker 1: That gives you plausible deniability. It's like, hey, don't look
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  Speaker 1: at me. It wasn't me. Talk to my agent. You
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  Speaker 1: know that whole thing. It's a power move without fingerprints.
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  Speaker 1: There's no blood at the crime scene. No, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little bit of a flex. It's kind of
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  Speaker 1: like sending flowers, really nice bouquet of flowers to your
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  Speaker 1: boss and they're like, oh man, that's great, I love flowers.
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  Speaker 1: And then they open up the little card that you said,
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  Speaker 1: I want a sweet sweetheart to give them a card.
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  Speaker 1: And your boss open ups the card and says, roses
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  Speaker 1: are red, violets are blue, and I really hate this
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  Speaker 1: job and I hate you. I quit uh that you know?
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  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, So you're voicing your displeasure without owning it.
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  Speaker 1: El classico for GIANNISI dent to Cumbo, blame the agent.
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  Speaker 1: Keep your halo polished on top of your head. That
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  Speaker 1: is what's known as a surgical. Surgical shakedown is what
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  Speaker 1: that is. And Giannis wants the bucks uncomfortable, not furious,
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  Speaker 1: little sweaty, not scorched, like the Mallard Dakota ring, which
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  Speaker 1: is always right. The Mallard Dakota ring says it all
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  Speaker 1: say honest's way of saying, I am unhappy. But you
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear it from me. No no, no, no no,
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear from me. It's modern day jiu jitsu for
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  Speaker 1: the star athlete. Meanwhile, if you look to the upper right,
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  Speaker 1: even our blind listeners like Stevie Meatballs and InKo Terra
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  Speaker 1: can see this. If you if you look hard enough there,
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  Speaker 1: the doomsday clock is ticking. You can almost hear it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there it is, And so get closer to a Yannis trade.
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  Speaker 1: The trade deadlines about a month away. Well it' said
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  Speaker 1: early February, so it's a little over a month away.
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  Speaker 1: I know, we still got to get through a few
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  Speaker 1: more days here in the month of December. All right,
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  Speaker 1: final thought, we go to the boob tube. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: boobies the boob tube. So the NFL sent out request.
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  Speaker 1: I just saw this the other day and I thought, well,
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  Speaker 1: this is an interesting story. It's an interesting story. So
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  Speaker 1: the NFL sent out a request and the proposal to host.
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  Speaker 1: They want major media companies like you know, the usual
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  Speaker 1: suspects of NBC, Fox, CBS, ABC, the streamers, the Amazon, Netflix,
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  Speaker 1: all these people. But Netflix has apparently a lot of
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  Speaker 1: money to burn, a lot of money to burn. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: They want the first ever NFL regular season game played
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  Speaker 1: in Australia. Holy Ozzie waz Batman, Where did Ozzie momentum go?
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  Speaker 1: So this season is coming up here next year. Before
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: you know, these media deals are done way in advance
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  Speaker 1: this past year. I guess the year is still going
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube broadcast the Friday night Brazil game where the
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  Speaker 1: Chargers upended Cansa City in week number one. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: year before that, Peacock took home the Brazil game. So
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  Speaker 1: the question your thoughts on the NFL shopping shop, chop shop,
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  Speaker 1: shop till you drop, shopping the Australian TV package and
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  Speaker 1: trying to get the big money, big money, big money,
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  Speaker 1: no way may stop. So this is the way it works.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how you can be surprised by this.
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  Speaker 1: The NFL is back at it again. They are doing
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  Speaker 1: some cosplay of one of Justin and Cincinnati's favorite people,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Dahmer, the old Ohio State Buckeye. And so they're
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  Speaker 1: playing Jeffrey Dahmer with the schedule, meaning they're slicing and
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  Speaker 1: they're dicing, and they're cannibalizing their own body in this case,
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  Speaker 1: and the little neat bite sized pieces, which is they're
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  Speaker 1: shopping the Australian TV package. They're waving around the package
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  Speaker 1: like its wagu beef and it's up at auction. The
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  Speaker 1: price per pound is extravagant, very expensive, bordering on criminal,
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  Speaker 1: bordering on criminal. Uh. And and now of course the
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  Speaker 1: NFL is like, oh they're all smiles, Hey, good day mate,
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  Speaker 1: just like Ozzie Wash, big money, big money, big money
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  Speaker 1: down under. The league has turned its schedule. You have
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: a notice into it's like an airline snack box. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I never eat on planes because I don't want to
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: use the bathroom. I don't drink on planes. I try
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: not to. I try not to eat on planes, but
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  Speaker 1: some people do. My wife does, and she'll get sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you'll get the snack box and you get snack box.
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  Speaker 1: And it seems like a good idea because it's like
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  Speaker 1: the sampler at a restaurant when you go to Applebee's,
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  Speaker 1: get the sampler, but it's got like a couple of
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  Speaker 1: crackers in there. There's some dried fruit, maybe a little cheese,
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  Speaker 1: and that's it. And you pay a premium for that,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, you get a few carbs and that's about it.
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  Speaker 1: The malor math on this one, though, says scarcity plus
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: addiction equals absolute pig skin madness. So picture this if
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  Speaker 1: you will. Here's the selling the selling point. Imagine this
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  Speaker 1: is the elevator pitch you or the NFL. You're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get the networks to buy your Australian television game
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  Speaker 1: every year. So just just imagine here's my elevator pitch.
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  Speaker 1: You've got opening scene, kangaroos hopping through the streets like
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  Speaker 1: pigeons in Manhattan, bouncyat bounce sea, bounce seat, bounce sea,
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  Speaker 1: bounce seat, bounce seat, bounce seat, bouncy. Then you go
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  Speaker 1: to a shot inside a sports bar, a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: fans stress up like Ozzie WA's Ozzie momentum, the guy
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  Speaker 1: that used to be called the Ozzie Guy that quit
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  Speaker 1: the show, all those guys. And then they're just eating
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  Speaker 1: bloomin onions, you know, just right from the outback, because
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I think in the outpack they just grow bloomin onions.
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  Speaker 1: I think. So that's what the onions look like. They're
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  Speaker 1: deep fried and they're covered in breading delicious in the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: NFL Australia. And then you do this, You go to
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  Speaker 1: the opening billboard on the broadcast presented by Vegemite, a
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  Speaker 1: national treasure. Vegemite. Of course it tastes like regret. And
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  Speaker 1: then you can say, the play by play guy for
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  Speaker 1: the game, we will give you crocodile dundee. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, that's not a blitz. This is a blitz.
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• 19:19
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• 19:23
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• 19:26
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• 23:00
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  Speaker 1: Mallar Riddle of the day, Bill Belichick in the North
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Carolina Football program spent close to fifty thousand dollars on
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: blank this last year cost to fifty thousand dollars on supping.
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• 23:40
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• 23:44
  Speaker 1: I see page down. Keith said, spend it on purchasing
• 23:48
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• 24:03
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• 24:07
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• 24:09
  Speaker 1: e walky outfit? Yeap? Why not? Have you ever dated
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: a furry Lorena? Have you?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: No?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I have not. Would that be a turn off to you?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I understand that's not my thing. I was in Pittsburgh
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: one time. They had a furry convention. I think they
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: still do. That was a long time ago. Milkman Mike
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: in Colorado. He spent Belichick spending on babysitters for Jordan Hudson.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: All right, who else do we have? On a Shaquille
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: O'Neal pregnancy test from King Rory Page and mister Pickham said,
• 24:49
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  Speaker 1: Jordaan's car from Mike the Leprechaun. Who else we have?
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Page down deep? Let's see Donkey Sausage got it right?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: How dare you? Uh? He can't read that? All right?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: H Loraina? Do you have an answer to the Malard
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  Speaker 3: Game?
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  Speaker 1: This is the riddle of the day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think he spent that much money on the Tussy
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: and Strippers.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, Unfortunately it is incorrect. Belichick, he'd also did
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: not spend it, and he said he spent an andy
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in Linel, Minnesota. Said he's spending on coloring books and
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: crayons for his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: No.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Apparently in the North Carolina football program last year spent
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: close to fifty thousand dollars on balloons.
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  Speaker 3: Balloon.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. Forty eight seven hundred and thirty three
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  Speaker 1: dollars on balloons like that. That sounds sounds like someone
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: is taking North Carolina to the clan. That must be
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: a relative of somebody who's like a booster who's donating
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: money back to North Carolina or something like that. I
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: don't know how that like. I know those fancy balloon
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: arches are expensive, but are they really that expensive? And
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: do you really need them? Can't you just go down
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: to the local Walmart and buy a bunch of balloons
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: and buy a machine to put the air in the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: you know, the helium in the in the thing and
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• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I thought he was giving. It's Tammy and Montana. She's
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  Speaker 1: using the golden ticket. Hello, hollering James.
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: Tammy didn't use the ticket, so I might as well
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: think you use some of it at Rayna.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yes, I agree, Oh selfie, you're getting selfish here, James.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: G's up with that?
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: I know she told me to go ahead. Hey Ben,
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: is Sam that really a good quarterback? We lose a
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: good quarterback for the Minnesota like you?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: No, next question, So jaj McCartney's the man. No next question?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Next question? I'm figuring at my question.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: James, James, have you ever James, have you ever heard
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: of an open James, have you heard of an open
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: ending question? You're asking me yes, no questions. You're not
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: asking to open any questions. You've got to ask open
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: end questions otherwise I'm just gonna go yes.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: No, Okay. The question is, hey, Ben, you like my call?
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: No, next question? Question you asked another, you asked another Yes, no,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: of course I like your calls. James, you're a character
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: on the show. I love when you're sleeping and you're snoring.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: It's so good. And you had the greatest moment in
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: the history of game shows. I've been doing this a
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: long time, James. No one has ever been able to
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: match the magic. And we had some great ones. We
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: had Troy the gambling Man and uh, who was he
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: going against? Oh, gay Brad from Nashville. I think it
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: was gay. By twenty years ago, you were allowed to
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: call yourself that he was gay guy. But they when
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: they added seats to the Green Monster. We asked a
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: question on Jeopardy and he said, what what did they
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: add to the Green Monster? And he said, at Dracuzzie,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: that was such a stupid answer. It was so I
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: still remember it twenty years later. I still remember that answer.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: What a mud bath?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: A mud bath? Onen's the last time you had a
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: mud bath? James? When yeah, all right, I go.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: I'll be honest with you.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: On a real note.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I just to pay for sex, well, James, As an
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: old man told me when I was a young man,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: an old man pulled me aside and said, men, you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: will end up paying for it one way or another.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, uh so, James, whether you pay for
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: it upfront or after the fact, you're paying for it
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: one way or other.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: Right, you don't get pregnant.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I saw you, James. I think you might be pregnant.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So I don't know.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Are you?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Are you expecting a child? James? I know? All right?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Can I move on? James? I feel like I need
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: to move on. Is that okay with you? Can I
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: move on? I've moved you? All right? That's great. That
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: reminds me of what's the guy's name from West Virginia.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: You guy used to call the radio Rich? Yeah, Radio Rich,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: who announced he'd called the show for years and I
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: don't think he's around anymore. And one of his final calls,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: he talked about hooking up with hookers. He just like
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: went into like great detail and it was it was
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: very interesting. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, it was a
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: famous call Radio Rich that guy. Jeez, oh man, they
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: all it's like moth to a flame. They find our show.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Alameda Lou is in the Bay Area. What's going on,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Alamia Lou welcome.
• 30:39
  Speaker 8: Hey, obviously you want to talk a little bit about
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: the Seahawks and Rams game that just happened. The contact
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: is I'm a little upset with you for not even
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: thinking to mention Kyle Shanahan and your Coach of the
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: Year monologue last night.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: No, he's not gonna sniff coach of the year, So
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: why would I mention him?
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: Why wouldn't he sniff coach of the year if his
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: team gets the one seed, which is now possible after tonight.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel is going to be the coach of the year.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: It's because that's just the way it is. So why
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: because the Patriots have been horrible for years and now
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: they're good.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: The Patriots have been horrible for years and now they're good.
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: But Kyle Shanahan and the forty nine ers injury.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: I can see, Sean, you go down the list here.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I mentioned Liam Cohen and Jackson. All right, Mike Rabel,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Liam Cohne, Sean Tayton on that. Yes, Jacksonville currently doing well.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Ben Johnson in Chicago's another one.
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, thank you for saying that. I can't believe he
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: would say Liam Cohne before Ben Johnson.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Jacksonville is in a better situation than the the Bears,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: if you will, considering how they played recently, Liam Cohen
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: will win it before Kyle Shanahan. You you have a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: better chance, Alami Lou of winning Okay.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, Ben?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: What why are you? Why are you offended? I'm complimenting you.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: You have a better tend me constantly.
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: But I think a lot of you, and for you
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: to not even be willing to see way acknowledge the
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: fact that maybe a depleted roster.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I'm glad that you called in
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: before the Niners lose to forty four year old grandfather
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Philip Rivers on Monday night. So I'm happy that you
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: got this call in. I'll remember this. I will be
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: thinking of you when the Colts win that game on
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Monday night. I will think of this phone call, and
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I will have a Cheshire Cat smile on my face.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Alami Lou from one ear to the other. I will
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: smile and I will think of that conversation I had
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: with Alami de Lou last week, and it'll be so great.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I'll smile.
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: Apology still, Lorena for my performance last night. I'm sorry
• 32:58
  Speaker 8: that was on me.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna blame the bar that you work at. You
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: were overserved. Yeah, all right, thank you? The great alame
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: to Lou where he goes. Only he knows what what happened.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that what was that I was
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: at work last night? I don't know what you guys
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: talking about. Okay, I'm confused. Well we'll leave that one alone.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Let's say what do we have here? One more, Let's
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: go to Scott, who's in Ta Cob. What's going on? Scott? Welcome.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: Hey, I just want to know your opinion on the
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: MC west and before you answer that, I have no
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: dog in that fight, So give me your honest answer.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Well, Rams will go farther in the playoffs in Seattle
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: or the forty nine ers. It doesn't really matter as
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: far as the Rams don't have a home field advantage.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: So it's nice to not have to travel, but it
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: doesn't really matter. It's more about how far you go
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: in the playoffs and the Rams end up the six
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: or the seventh seed, that's fine, figure it out.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: I will give you that there are two seasons in
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: the FL. There there's a regular season and then there's
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: the postseason.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, we agree, look at that. It's
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: bad bad talk radio if we agree, though.
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: Okay, So what's your opinion on the AFC West?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Uh, the a f C. I'm not sold On's gonna
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: hate me, But I'm not sold on bow Knicks and
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: the playoffs and all that Broncos defense is legit. They're legit.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know about bow Nicks, and I see the
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Chargers play a lot, and I'm not as smitten with
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Justin Herbert as Chris collins Worth. These guys that a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: their knee pads on for him. So the Chargers of
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the Broncos are pretty simple. I think the Chargers defense
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: is pretty good.
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: Charges would you take Herbert over a de defense?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: It's the game in Denver's in La. I'll tell I'll
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: take I'll take the Broncos defense over Herbert because I
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: saw I've seen him play in a couple of playoff
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: games and he's been a choking dog against Jacksonville years
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: ago and against the Texans last year.
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: Okay, I can't, I can't, I can't. I can't argue
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: with him about that.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: All right, we agree, Look at that, Look at me, Scott,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: We pray. Unbelievable. All right, I gotta go. But thank you.
• 35:32
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• 36:02
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• 37:30
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be a hippie on a sippy. George and
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Yuvaldi Texas sent that one in thank you, George. What
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: do weed Man and Santa Claus have in common?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: What?
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: It turns out they both worked just one day a year.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's Terry and Saint Paul. When's your day
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: to work? Weed Man? Do you know when you work?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: I guess when you have to go pick up more weed?
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: And yeah, a lot. It's a lot of work there,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I understand, Yes, all right. Did they take eb t
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: at the weed shop? Weed Man?
• 38:11
  Speaker 7: No?
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I wish they do. Make it a lot easier for you.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: I understand they sell a lot more too. All right, Well,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie he was seeing carrying an empty refrigerator
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: box around Hollywood, Florida. It turns out his family did
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: come to visit for the holidays and he needed a
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: place for them to stay. So it was a show.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Why did the rabbi kick weed Man Hippie out of
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: the temple?
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess weed Man Hippie was trying to turn
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: a menora into a nine bowl pipe and it just
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: upset the rabbit. That's George and Yuvalde, Texas who sent
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: that one, And how does weed Man get around without
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: a car?
• 38:54
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Well, he's a big fan of riding around in the cannabis.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Big fan, big fan, man loves it. That's Brendan from
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Brendan from Boston who sent that one to thank you? Brendan?
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: What is weed Man Hippie's favorite Christmas movie? What Miracle
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: on Section eight Street? That's a good joke from Kurt
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: from Earth. You got anything? We coop? Any of your jokes?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: All right, coops out If you have any offensive jokes,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: contact Coop. Why did weed Man start lifting weights?
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: He wanted to become high and mighty. That's ship in Maine?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Who sent that one? In finger for that ship in Maine?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Weed Man is giving his wife and son a Christmas
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: they will never forget. Right, Yeah, you're giving him nothing.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: That's Eke from Roseville, Minnesota. Why is Why is weed
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Man jealous that people can buy a new mattress in
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: a box?
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Because weed Man had always used a box as a
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: new mattress. That's Surfer Todd, the comedian now living in
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Lost Wages, Nevada. How about that Surfer Todd's moved to
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Sint City. Why did weed Man move to New Hampshire
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and not Boston because in Boston there's too much yellow snow.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: In New Hampshire, he heard there's a lot of fresh
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: white powder. Hello, that's a Mike a Leprecaun who sent
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: that one in? Why does weed Man love Donald Trump today?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Why he made pot legal everywhere here? It's a mikeehlepretan,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: your favorite president. A weed Man's wife is giving him
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: a suv. Give him an suv for Christmas.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, socks, underwear and viagra. That's Eke and Roseville. It's
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: a flat junk Solloway. Thank you, weed Man.