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Episode 25 - Survived 10hr Day, Police and Fat Guy Problems! · RealTalkwithMikeD

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Welcome to Real Talk with Mike D. Mic check, mic check,
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: mic check. What's up, bitches? It's me, Mike D.
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the podcast. Thank you for being here.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening. And as always, I do appreciate
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: you being here.
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  Speaker 1: Well, well, well.
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  Speaker 2: I survived the day. I survived 10 hours of work
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  Speaker 2: on very little sleep. I think that deserves a kudos.
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: Amazing. Incredible. Outstanding. Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: My sentiments exactly. However, there was a little bit of
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  Speaker 2: a niche, if you will, on the way home. I
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  Speaker 2: got pretty close to my house and What do you
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  Speaker 2: think I hear behind me?
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: Boo! Yep, you guessed it. The Popo. I got pulled
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  Speaker 1: over by the Popo. For speeding. Yes!
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  Speaker 2: Mike D was speeding. I was going 40 in a 25.
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  Speaker 2: I had my music cranked. I had the windows down.
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  Speaker 2: I was enjoying life. Actually, I was enjoying life a
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  Speaker 2: little bit too much. But the cop was very cool.
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  Speaker 2: He was nice, he was respectable, and he gave me
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  Speaker 2: a warning. So, it all ended well, when it could
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  Speaker 2: have ended a lot worse. Nothing negative to say about
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  Speaker 2: the police.
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  Speaker 1: It was my fault.
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  Speaker 2: Anyhow, just wanted to get on here and let you
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  Speaker 2: know that I did survive the day.
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: I am not that tired, believe it or not. However,
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  Speaker 1: I did eat a huge freaking sub for lunch. And
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you all about that.
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  Speaker 2: But first, I want to tell you about how I
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  Speaker 2: was stressed out all week about a test that I
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  Speaker 2: had to take today at.
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  Speaker 1: My part-time gig.
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  Speaker 2: It's a pretty big test. It's a pretty big course
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  Speaker 2: I had to take. I wouldn't necessarily call it a course.
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  Speaker 2: I would say more or less a training. But nonetheless,
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  Speaker 2: it's a whole new system for the hospital. And I
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  Speaker 2: had to get trained on it today for three hours.
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  Speaker 2: And at the end, you had to take a test.
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  Speaker 2: And I was freaked out by it all week. Not
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: because I didn't think I could do it. Well, that's
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  Speaker 2: not true. I did think I could do it.
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  Speaker 1: But I thought it'd be more difficult than what it was.
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  Speaker 1: And don't get me wrong, it was difficult.
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  Speaker 2: But the moral of the story is I passed.
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  Speaker 1: So, pass is a pass. I didn't fail.
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  Speaker 2: So that was a good thing. That was a weight
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  Speaker 2: lifted off my shoulders.
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  Speaker 1: Then I.
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  Speaker 2: Had to go celebrate with a co-worker of mine and
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  Speaker 2: we stopped to get lunch at a local sub shop
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  Speaker 2: and boy did I get me my favorite turkey sub
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  Speaker 2: on a soft roll lettuce, onions, oil and vinegar and
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  Speaker 2: black olives. Now my co-worker said nope I'm only getting
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  Speaker 2: a half because the A full-size one is too big. Well,
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  Speaker 2: being the big guy that I am, I'm like, ah,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going for the big one.
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  Speaker 1: Know what they say. Go big or go home. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I fucking went all in and I got that son
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  Speaker 1: of a bitch. A big 12-incher. And damn, was it good.
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  Speaker 1: Then I had to throw it back with two bags
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  Speaker 1: of chips. Did I eat two bags of chips? No,
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  Speaker 1: I had one. I brought one home. But still, it's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of damn food.
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  Speaker 2: So I managed to shove all that down my throat,
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  Speaker 2: and then I was in a coma the rest of
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  Speaker 2: the day. Basically sat around and was like, why did
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  Speaker 2: I do what I just did? I was doing so
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  Speaker 2: good on my diet for so long, and then I
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  Speaker 2: slipped and fucked it all up. But anyhow, that's another
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  Speaker 2: story for another time. About how I was on a diet.
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  Speaker 2: I lost 50 some pounds. And then I slipped. And
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  Speaker 2: then I slipped again. And then I slipped again. And
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  Speaker 2: then next thing you know I gained some of my
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  Speaker 2: weight back. I didn't gain all of it back. But
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  Speaker 2: I gained some of it back. And I can definitely
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  Speaker 2: tell the difference. You know when you lose 50 pounds.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're doing pretty good. And clothes fit a
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  Speaker 2: certain way. And you're feeling pretty good about yourself. And
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  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden. You gain some of that
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  Speaker 2: weight back. And you're like damn these pants don't fit
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  Speaker 2: as loose as they used to. Or this shirt's a
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  Speaker 2: little bit tight. And I hate that feeling. Absolutely hate it.
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  Speaker 2: So that means I have to get my ass in gear,
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  Speaker 2: get back on my diet, and lose the weight and
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  Speaker 2: stick with it. But I guess it didn't help that
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  Speaker 2: I brought home some Kit Kats and peanut butter cups.
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  Speaker 1: But nobody knows that. Nobody knows that but me.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't eat any yet, but they're in my refrigerator
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  Speaker 2: because there's nothing better than a cold Kit Kat. or
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  Speaker 2: a cold Reese's peanut butter cup.
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  Speaker 1: But I promise, after I eat those, I'm back on
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  Speaker 1: my diet. There's no more candy. No more junk food.
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  Speaker 2: Nada.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Because this guy has got to lose the weight. From
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  Speaker 2: hell or high water. You know, there's only so much
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  Speaker 2: yogurt you can eat. There's only so many bananas and
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  Speaker 2: blueberries and oranges you can eat.
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  Speaker 1: After a while, That gets old.
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  Speaker 2: Then you start craving the junk food and the pies
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  Speaker 2: and the shit that got you fat in the first place.
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  Speaker 2: But I got to get back on my diet and
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  Speaker 2: start losing weight. But anyhow, I hope you all had
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  Speaker 2: a great day.
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  Speaker 1: And I hope this finds you a little bit of humor. Maybe,
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  Speaker 1: maybe not. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But nonetheless, I appreciate all of you. I appreciate you
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  Speaker 2: all being here. And I appreciate mostly you all listening
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  Speaker 2: to my stupid antics.
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  Speaker 1: But I hope you all have a great day. And
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  Speaker 1: I'll talk to you in the next one.
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  Speaker 2: Peace!