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OUTRO: What A Day · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: I'm kidding feels.
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  Speaker 1: The Big showy Friday, Big Show.
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  Speaker 3: Ah Pugs set me up today because normally he plugs
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  Speaker 3: my headphones in, but he didn't today, and he made
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  Speaker 3: me look like a fool.
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  Speaker 4: That's not the only thing making you look like a fool.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm sure, how's your day been, feels?
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  Speaker 4: I tell you? Do you want to know about my days?
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  Speaker 2: Sure?
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  Speaker 4: In the hell of a day? All right, you guys
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  Speaker 4: know some of my day. But here's some more of
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  Speaker 4: my day. I'm trying to remember the but at the start,
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  Speaker 4: So I got up and we had somebody coming over
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  Speaker 4: to We've got somebody coming over to fix some stuff
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  Speaker 4: at the house. So I had to clean the house
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  Speaker 4: because you can't hear people coming to the house and
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  Speaker 4: like how you live in a house, which is how
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  Speaker 4: they live in a house. But it can't you can't
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  Speaker 4: have to pretend like every day, you know. So I
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  Speaker 4: spend the morning. I'm putting the washing on, cleaning the kitchen,
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  Speaker 4: I'm running all the washing through a whole bunch of
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  Speaker 4: stuff going. I've got my daughter there with me. This
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  Speaker 4: is you know, I'm up at like five point thirty
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  Speaker 4: because that's when the wife gets up to go to work.
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  Speaker 4: So doing all that carry on, I'm loving it. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: Magie's loving it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're an early bird, Magie, you're an early bed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm an early bird. Yes. And then I hear I hear,
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  Speaker 4: oh that you feed the cat. The cat mews, Then
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  Speaker 4: you've got to get the cat immediately into the litter tray,
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  Speaker 4: right immediately into the little tray. Yes, So the cat
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  Speaker 4: goes in the little tray. All good. Then I'm sort
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  Speaker 4: of wandering around and I'm like, can you go and
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  Speaker 4: check the litter tray again because I can smell pease.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, now there's only wheze that the daughter's only
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  Speaker 4: whe's in there. It's a big one though, So she
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  Speaker 4: goes and puts that. She takes it, puts into the
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  Speaker 4: tor She's doing good actually with that, she's not complaining.
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  Speaker 4: I'm wondering how. I'm like, still smells like shit, man,
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  Speaker 4: So I walk into my bedroom. So the smell of
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  Speaker 4: shit is really strong. I have to move a whole
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  Speaker 4: bunch of stuff. My daughter agrees, it's probably in that room.
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  Speaker 4: I moved some stuff on the bed. The cat has
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  Speaker 4: taken a massive ship in the middle of our bed,
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  Speaker 4: old bush, Chris, and so that was that was meant.
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  Speaker 4: So pick that up. Now for the five billion. I've
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  Speaker 4: never watched a duvot in my life. There the amount
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  Speaker 4: of time the link. How long have I had that?
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  Speaker 4: The cat six weeks, eight weeks, washed it five times.
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  Speaker 4: I'm even and Jeffer, now I'm not happy.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think it is about your dovet that
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  Speaker 1: attracts poos and weeze?
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  Speaker 4: I tell you what, man, If you have people wandering
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  Speaker 4: around cleaning up after it, that's the first place I'd
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  Speaker 4: be taking a ship very when you think about it. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 4: the toilet's good because you're keeping your house cleaning. If
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  Speaker 4: I've got servants, yeah, first place I'm taking a ship
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  Speaker 4: is on the middle of someone's beautiful white bedspread. M
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  Speaker 4: I would love it.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen birdship Chris doing it?
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  Speaker 4: No, because I tell you what, bird ship Chris will
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  Speaker 4: be flying against the fucking wall and record time. If
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  Speaker 4: I caught it, I'll tell you what, man. But I
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  Speaker 4: think what we need to do is have two separate
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  Speaker 4: litter trays, because if it's got a humongous purse in
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  Speaker 4: the tray, then if it's got that, it won't go
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  Speaker 4: in it because it's dirty. So regards that as dirty.
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  Speaker 4: So I only once to go some me clean, which
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  Speaker 4: is the middle of our bed.
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  Speaker 1: What if you're true? Okay, I'm going to say, what
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  Speaker 1: if you put you every morning you spread cat litter
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  Speaker 1: over your bed?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: Encourage it.
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  Speaker 4: So then then I've got a bunch of emails that
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  Speaker 4: start coming in. Ah, not good news, keezy, really ah,
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  Speaker 4: just like the precures mounting on old Mogi. Okay, so
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  Speaker 4: that's going on. Something else happened that I was human about.
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  Speaker 4: Something happened anyway, So I go in there. I've got
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  Speaker 4: to sort these emails out. Put the coffee down. I'm
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  Speaker 4: typing away there. I then spilled my entire coffee all
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  Speaker 4: over the keyboard for my computer. I look at that,
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  Speaker 4: I stand up, I grab the keyboard and I smash
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  Speaker 4: it on my.
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  Speaker 1: Dess is this at home? Or it was at home
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  Speaker 1: at home?
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  Speaker 4: And I smash it on my DearS have done that? Befo?
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  Speaker 3: Ah?
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  Speaker 4: Probably no, I wouldn't do that at work, and I
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  Speaker 4: immediately felt a billion times better.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got it out, and then I cleaned up
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  Speaker 4: all the coffee. Now, when I smashed my keyboard on
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  Speaker 4: the table, it sprayed coffee all up the wall. So
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  Speaker 4: now I'm cracking up. While I'm cleaning up, got to
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  Speaker 4: clean the floor, wipe everything down. Fortunately the keyboard still works.
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  Speaker 4: But then I've got to clean all this stuff up
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  Speaker 4: and then I go on with my day. Keysy sort
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  Speaker 4: of everything out by the end of the day, all
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  Speaker 4: tickety boo. But I did need to get that out
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  Speaker 4: because that was a cancerous tumor I was holding inside. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: so that's been my day and then you know the
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  Speaker 4: rest of my day.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The whole Ky Big Show week days from four
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  Speaker 1: on Radio Hururarchy. Remember the Wary Big Show podcast How
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  Speaker 1: was your day?
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  Speaker 4: Jays?
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  Speaker 2: It was really interesting, you know because speaking.
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  Speaker 1: Of quickly how bad your day was?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, it just reminded me talking about cat litters
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  Speaker 3: and when we moved into the apartment, because Jesus is
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  Speaker 3: very good, she always uses the letter and when but
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  Speaker 3: when we're in our old place, she always did it
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  Speaker 3: outside in the end, and for about five or six
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  Speaker 3: days there were no poos and the letter at all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, that's suspicious.
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  Speaker 2: What but there was no smell of poos, and it
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  Speaker 2: was like, going on there.
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  Speaker 1: She just constipated, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Well, my daughter, my daughter was beginning to freak out
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  Speaker 3: and it might have been just the change you've seeing,
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  Speaker 3: and she was like, hang on, I'm not ship until
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  Speaker 3: i know what I'm doing here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not big watery drinkers. You have to really
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  Speaker 4: put them in front of the water boble to make
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  Speaker 4: them drink it. And the poos on this get are
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  Speaker 4: very pebbly, very pebbly poos, yes, and you actually have
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  Speaker 4: to end up putting water into their wet food to
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  Speaker 4: make their poos a bit more consistent.
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  Speaker 2: But now what she does she does midnight steamers.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, right, so.
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  Speaker 2: She goes to when we go I'm not looking at
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  Speaker 2: you in particular.
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  Speaker 1: Keeezy st a massive grin as well, you'd say that.
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  Speaker 3: But she and it's when we go to bed and
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  Speaker 3: she does a midnight steamer. And what I've also noted,
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  Speaker 3: when she does do poos always, God, she fucking is
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  Speaker 3: fucking around with.
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  Speaker 2: It for a long time.
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  Speaker 4: They're very good.
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  Speaker 2: At just scratch and scratch, well literally.
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  Speaker 4: Ten minutes they bury it yet yeah ten minutes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that is annoying. So she's a card. The cat actually
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  Speaker 4: buries the piss and the whereas.
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  Speaker 2: Just flicks it throw cushions.
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  Speaker 4: But the dog would take it damp, then turn around
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  Speaker 4: and look at the pool and then then be and
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  Speaker 4: then be flicking to under its legs while looking at
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  Speaker 4: the thing it should be covering. Yeah, you're useless.
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  Speaker 2: It's absolutelytically.
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  Speaker 4: Cat's amazing. You should see it shit on my bed.
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  Speaker 1: And I like to picture it's sitting on your bed
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  Speaker 1: and then it like grabs a few throw throw cushion
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  Speaker 1: and some of your shirts.
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  Speaker 3: And the issue too, the issue you now have is
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  Speaker 3: however much you wash, there is going to be the
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  Speaker 3: smallest diota of smell that she detects, and so she'll
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  Speaker 3: keep doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we've got to get some help with it.
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  Speaker 4: The other the problem we've god is we missed her vaccination,
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  Speaker 4: so you can't let her outside. So we've done that
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  Speaker 4: vack vaccination. Now we've got another one next week and
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  Speaker 4: after that she'll be able to go outside.
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  Speaker 2: That might change.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, just have you taken her out at all?
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  Speaker 3: No, but my my I think she's kind of settling
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  Speaker 3: in now. Outside my daughter put people watch us from
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  Speaker 3: the window. Yeah, get it freaks us out because it's
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  Speaker 3: really high up and she just sort of goes right
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  Speaker 3: to the edge and walks from one ledge to the other.
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  Speaker 3: And we're like, oh, but my daughter put a Hannas
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  Speaker 3: on her the other day for walking.
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  Speaker 2: She did. She one of the funniest things you will give.
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  Speaker 2: She was like, what the fuck is this?
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  Speaker 4: Get it off.
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  Speaker 3: It's like squirming her body around and going, what the
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  Speaker 3: fuck's on me?
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  Speaker 2: She didn't like it.
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  Speaker 1: But if you try to get it and then take
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  Speaker 1: her outside and she associated.
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  Speaker 4: With, well, you've got to keep on putting it on
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  Speaker 4: until they get used to it, and then you take
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  Speaker 4: it out ages. So we're doing that with our kid
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  Speaker 4: as well.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that I want to be walking the
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  Speaker 3: cat in the park.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's weird, huge humiliator.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, my daughter would be, and she wouldn't give
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  Speaker 2: a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: But she'd be.
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  Speaker 4: That's that kind of a neighborhood. Though, there's another mad
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  Speaker 4: bastard out of you, and this one's walking a cat.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, flavor, if I see your daughter walking a cat.
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  Speaker 4: I go, oh, that's funny cat on a leash. But
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  Speaker 4: if I see you walking a cat, that's really look
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  Speaker 4: at this. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But I also will say that there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: dogs in that part, and a lot of dogs that
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  Speaker 3: are not on leads.
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  Speaker 1: In the middle of the city.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Their owners don't put them on leads and they just
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  Speaker 3: trot around and it's like, well, I don't know that
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  Speaker 3: I'd be that confident jizz in a little harness with
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  Speaker 3: rampaging dogs.
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  Speaker 2: All over the place. It would be a recipe for disaster.
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  Speaker 2: How was my day? Did you say? Yeah, I'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you about it on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Was it okay? Because it's prepping for the for the
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  Speaker 1: big night to night, which is already turning into a
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  Speaker 1: massive ball ache for everyone involved.
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  Speaker 4: Can't be fucked.
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  Speaker 1: He's just pouring off everything onto us.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, right, so it's ours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, she's been a challenging day on that front.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, a bit. When you talk about it, will discover
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  Speaker 4: that it's not challenging.
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  Speaker 2: And and.
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  Speaker 4: Just a standards is to sit at the table.
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  Speaker 3: When my daughters came home last night for the first
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  Speaker 3: time in the apartment, they were they cracked up because
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  Speaker 3: they were like, a dinner party, are you fucking ship?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's great, but we haven't done it fifteen years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See so it's not just us. You just never host
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  Speaker 1: any parties.
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  Speaker 4: Not anymore people. No, you know that this.
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  Speaker 1: Is the beginning.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to figure out who's hosting the next one.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, I think you're absolutely right, Keezy. I
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  Speaker 4: think it needs to be their idea that your had
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  Speaker 4: in the chair. No, I genuinely think that we should
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  Speaker 4: score it and then edit together, like we should record
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  Speaker 4: it and then we'll all host and then we'll come
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  Speaker 4: up with there would be fucking gold that really that
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  Speaker 4: would be funny? Ship? Yeah? Cool?
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  Speaker 2: Can we make this first one a dummy run pugs?
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  Speaker 1: So they would there would there would mean pugs and
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  Speaker 1: I've got your mic on here. That would mean we'd
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  Speaker 1: have to start tonight though you know what I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean, Well, we're obviously not going to get it started tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because we'll workshop it.
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  Speaker 3: Can I also just say we haven't sashed at our
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  Speaker 3: oven completely it.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, of the oven doesn't work great in terms
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  Speaker 1: of disasters, it would be great, it would be good.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe we'll workshop it tonight and spit ball at Pugs. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and then we'll forgore out a way to make it
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  Speaker 1: nice and easy, because it wouldn't be too hard. No,
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  Speaker 1: but it would just mean planning ahead and having dates
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  Speaker 1: and everybody doing it.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to bring a bottle of wine to night, Pugs?
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  Speaker 1: I'll bring a bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 2: Drink you don't drink.
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  Speaker 1: You don't drink, but you know for yourself, bring it
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  Speaker 1: for everyone else that does drink.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not drinking. Bring a housewoman, g Yeah, I'm bringing a.
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  Speaker 2: House warman that he's in suck down.
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  Speaker 4: Bring a bag of your coat, Parkes, bring a bottle
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  Speaker 4: of life.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, do you guys do kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Ah, only when I'm sore.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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  Speaker 1: radio Hurdaki good.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Oh fuck whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Jake's just a good part of game.