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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: NFL media LIES about Dallas Cowboys, Former Eagle Todd Herremans GETS BOOTED OFF SHOW · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: On today's show, We're going to clear up all the
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: disgusting lies the cowboys are trying to feed us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, roll the intro, all right, Yo, yell yet your
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  Speaker 2: life from Philly. It's the number one rated ply Tony
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  Speaker 2: fo Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, as always, Polly Fools go here with Tony Fosco
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  Speaker 1: and Tony Yo.
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  Speaker 2: Huge show today, bo. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Before we decide the big topics in the NFL, we
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  Speaker 1: have bigger stories to discuss about what's been happening right
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  Speaker 1: here on this show Insanity. Our merch store is totally
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  Speaker 1: blowing up. Yeah, sales are through the roof people. And
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  Speaker 1: you know we won't disclose specific numbers, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: let's just say sales are up ten thousand percent.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, just a huge number that stands alone. Don't need
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  Speaker 2: more context at all. Absolutely not to be today.
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  Speaker 1: Good guest today for a change, Tony longtime Eagle, played
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  Speaker 1: for the team.
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  Speaker 2: For ten seasons.
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  Speaker 1: Of course those were the Andy Reid he is, so
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  Speaker 1: you know we're gonna ask him about how much he
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  Speaker 1: resents Andy for you know, winning super Bowls elsewhere and
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  Speaker 1: just giving a half assed effort while in Philly. Former
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  Speaker 1: Eagles offensive god Todd Herriman yay. But first it's time
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  Speaker 1: for a word from our good friends at Colgate.
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  Speaker 2: How does your breast smell?
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know the answer, then that likely means
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  Speaker 1: it smells like fresh dogs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the other day I ran into my aunt
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  Speaker 2: Marie's boyfriend Nunzio, and his breath smelled like for Dale
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  Speaker 2: garbage mixed with piss. And I said, Nunzio, your breath
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  Speaker 2: smells terrible. What did you just eat? And then he
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  Speaker 2: said your aunt? And then I said, actually, let's just
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  Speaker 2: keep going. You finish your local CBS.
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  Speaker 1: Tell him, Paul and Tony said, you're in purchased a
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  Speaker 1: minimum of forty tubes of Colgate to receive three dollars
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  Speaker 1: in extra buck.
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  Speaker 2: Just another check in the man. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: With that business out of the way, it's time to
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  Speaker 1: get into our top story story.
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  Speaker 2: All right, first out the gate.
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  Speaker 1: You know, after the Cowboys beat the Commanders forty five
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  Speaker 1: to ten on Thanksgiving, the distrustful media has done nothing
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  Speaker 1: but talk about the Cowboys, milking the subject like it's
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  Speaker 1: breastfeeding time at the octomom's house exactly. You know, that's
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  Speaker 1: because they're so called the media studies and focus groups whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: Have told them that the Cowboys talk Juice's ratings. Now,
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  Speaker 1: we are never going to stoop that low on this show.
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  Speaker 1: Don't need to, obviously, because our ratings are massive. Unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: it is our journalistic duty, you know, to talk about
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  Speaker 1: the Cowboys right now, for at least the next five minutes, right, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. There are so many other stories we could
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  Speaker 2: talk about, like the Eagles and well, you know, there's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of others too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there are a lot of others.
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  Speaker 2: But the first, Starry, let's address this.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people are saying that the Cowboys are a
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  Speaker 1: so called quote unquote.
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  Speaker 2: Good team because they're eight and three.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, when you do a deep dive into
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  Speaker 1: the numbers, like the rest of the lazy, uneducated media
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  Speaker 1: just refuses to do, you can easily see that all
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  Speaker 1: the teams they played and beat through week twelve did
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  Speaker 1: not have a winning record. Now, Tony, this is just
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  Speaker 1: totally dishonest, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: It's shameful. You can't have a quote winning record if
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  Speaker 2: you've only beaten losing teams. It's time we make NFL
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  Speaker 2: records more accurate. So from now on, beaten be teams
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  Speaker 2: should only count as a half win, and losing to
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  Speaker 2: a team should count as a quadruple loss. So based
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  Speaker 2: on that logical reasoning, the Cowboys adjusted record is actually
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  Speaker 2: four and six, putting them far out of playoff contention
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  Speaker 2: as it stands currently.
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  Speaker 1: I opening analysis that, Dony, and you know people out
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  Speaker 1: there might say, hey, well, what about the Eagles losing
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  Speaker 1: to the Jets. Well, those people are clearly morons because,
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  Speaker 1: as the established several times in a previous episode, that
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  Speaker 1: is terrific. By the way, that was only because both
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  Speaker 1: teams were wearing green helmet. There you go, and that
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  Speaker 1: was clearly confusing for Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the Jets were basically camouflaged as Eagles. Unfair.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know, we want to move on here,
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  Speaker 1: but you know, back to the Cowboys. Another headline you've
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  Speaker 1: probably seen out there. Many talking heads in the media
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  Speaker 1: are now saying Dak Prescott belongs in the MVP conversation. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is why you shouldn't just read clickbait headlines.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't that right?
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  Speaker 2: Dony? Absolutely, I mean, yes, it's true that Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 2: belongs in the MVP conversation, but only if that conversation
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  Speaker 2: is ten hours long, and you're discussing at least six
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  Speaker 2: hundred different players, because right now, on my list of
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  Speaker 2: potential MVP candidates, Dak currently sits at number five hundred
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  Speaker 2: and eighty seven, right between charges tight end Gerald Everett
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  Speaker 2: and tight and second string cornerback Roger McCreery. So I guess, yes,
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  Speaker 2: Dak is in the conversation, but don't be fooled.
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  Speaker 1: He sucks such valuable perspective that, Tony, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: one more story we have to address. You You know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't usually like to discuss the player's personal life
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  Speaker 1: on the show because you know, it's wrong and distasteful, frankly,
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  Speaker 1: to bring someone spouse, a you know, partner into his story.
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  Speaker 1: But that being said, this week, Dak Prescott and his
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend announced that they're pregnant, and you know, unfortunately, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: this raises some very serious concerns we must address.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I became very concerned when I heard Dak
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  Speaker 2: and his girlfriend are having a baby. I mean, can
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  Speaker 2: Dak be trusted with the baby? I mean, what if
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  Speaker 2: he accidentally passes the baby to an opposing doctor, or
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  Speaker 2: what if he fumbles the baby? I mean, we can
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  Speaker 2: definitely trust Dak in the first two trimesters, but in
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  Speaker 2: the final two minutes of the fourth trimester, Dak's gonna
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  Speaker 2: buckle under the pressure. That's why I think it's a
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  Speaker 2: smart idea to bring the more shorthanded Cooper Russian to
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  Speaker 2: handle those final key moments.
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  Speaker 1: Such terrific and vital medical advice that Tony and you
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  Speaker 1: know again, we absolutely think it's distasteful when the media
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  Speaker 1: approaches on a player of personal life. But we did
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  Speaker 1: happen to do a deep analysis of the pregnancy portraits
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  Speaker 1: that were released to the press, and as you can
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  Speaker 1: see using our super zoom technology, the baby damp on
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  Speaker 1: Dak's girlfriend appears to be housing a baby deep in
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  Speaker 1: its second trimester or early third trimester.
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  Speaker 4: And Tony, this says a lot, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, by my calculations, that would put the babies due
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  Speaker 2: date right at February eleventh, which is also the date
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  Speaker 2: of the Super Bowl. So this is clearly Dak's way
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  Speaker 2: of admitting that he won't be playing in the super Bowl. However,
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  Speaker 2: let's say he was planning to watch the super Bowl
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  Speaker 2: that day, Well, he's not going to have time. Just
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  Speaker 2: another example of bad Cowboys clock management. And also clock management.
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  Speaker 1: Great point, Tony, and also what a terrific segue that
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  Speaker 1: you did there. Because on that last topic, we must
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  Speaker 1: address a very difficult and complicated situation developing in the NBA.
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  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City Thunder player Josh Giddy accused of having an
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  Speaker 1: inappropriate relationship with an underage girl. Now people are saying
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  Speaker 1: that both the team and the here.
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  Speaker 4: Have been slow to respond.
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  Speaker 1: But Tony, those people they need to have some perspective here,
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  Speaker 1: don't they.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, we know a lot of people is
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  Speaker 2: shocked at how long the NBA is taken to address
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  Speaker 2: the serious allegations against Josh Giddy. Now, we don't want
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  Speaker 2: to minimize these allegations at all, but we also must
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  Speaker 2: take into account that this is happening during the historic
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  Speaker 2: and very important first ever in season tournament and everyone
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  Speaker 2: in the NBA was simply waiting to see which team
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  Speaker 2: would come out of West Group B. Again, don't want
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  Speaker 2: to minimize the allegations at all, but West Group B
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  Speaker 2: was very competitive and that had to take some priority.
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  Speaker 4: Such an expert handling.
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  Speaker 1: Of a complex and potentially explosive situation there, and you know,
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  Speaker 1: would love to do a deep dive into all the
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  Speaker 1: legal ramifications there, but unfortunately our guess coming on the
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  Speaker 1: line right now, so let's just go ahead and bring
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  Speaker 1: him on the FUSCO Satellite.
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  Speaker 2: Network satellite in the world.
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  Speaker 1: We are so glad we'll bring in one of our
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  Speaker 1: Eagles brothers.
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  Speaker 4: Basically a teammate.
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  Speaker 2: That's what teammate, you know, and he played.
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  Speaker 1: Ten seasons as you know, at an offensive guard for
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  Speaker 1: Philly two thousand and five to twenty fourteen, fourth round
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  Speaker 1: pick out of Saginaw Valley State. No idea, We have
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  Speaker 1: no idea where that is. But somehow they found you,
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  Speaker 1: which is good.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I currently a member for Athletes for Care, where he's
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  Speaker 1: helping support athletes health, specifically promoting the use of cannabis.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, anyway, on that note, Todd Harriman's welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the show.
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  Speaker 5: Well what's up, boys, how you doing? Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome, but you know some ground rules before we begin.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we know several people who like to you know,
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  Speaker 1: hit the reef for the happy cigarettes. We know you know,
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  Speaker 1: some of them may be hosting the show, though maybe not. No,
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  Speaker 1: we just asked that you try to keep you know,
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  Speaker 1: your thoughts on topic and remember that nobody out there
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  Speaker 1: wants a ten minute answer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand. Yeah, and no alien talk. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 2: all agreed.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if that's the alien summoning herb,
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  Speaker 6: but there's other things.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, what is the alien summoning herb?
• 10:20
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have any experience in that category, but from
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  Speaker 6: what I hear, there's some some stuff that can really
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  Speaker 6: have you blast off and speak to the aliens.
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  Speaker 2: But Tony will speak to you offline. Yeah, maybe we
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  Speaker 2: continued that part of the conversation today.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get the football here. Yeah, you know, let's
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  Speaker 1: start with the Eagles. Obviously you were on the team,
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  Speaker 1: you had Andy Reid as your coach. Then, unfortunately for you,
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  Speaker 1: you know, he never won a Super Bowl and you
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: know then he goes to Kansas City Trader and has
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  Speaker 1: already won two. Do you resent Andy Reid, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for not giving us his best plays and you know,
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  Speaker 1: doing such a half assed job when he was here.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if resent would be the word
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  Speaker 6: to use. Hate No, you know, as a killing back
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  Speaker 6: on it. I'm very fond of Andy. I don't really
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  Speaker 6: have a lot of ill will towards him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, now, I'd ask this very politely, but do you
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  Speaker 1: accept mediocrity in your life?
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  Speaker 4: Is that something you do?
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  Speaker 5: No, not at all.
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  Speaker 6: But well, I don't think we would be considered mediocre
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  Speaker 6: through that time span of football. You thought that's mediocre?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, all right, you had some ten win
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  Speaker 1: eleven win seasons. But you know, compared to the Eagles now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Damin about to be sixteen and one, about
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  Speaker 1: to win a Super Bowl, you know, mediocre.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's hard to compare to where they're at right now.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, you know you had some good years in there.
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  Speaker 6: We're building, building the program, continuing the culture.
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  Speaker 2: But did you ask him a coach congratulates, but you know,
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  Speaker 2: why did you save your good plays for Casey and
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  Speaker 2: give us all the plays here in Philly? Did you
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  Speaker 2: ask him that?
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  Speaker 5: Like the ring around the Rosie play and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all that stuff? Where was that?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: We you know he put me at tight end. That
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  Speaker 5: was about as crazy as we got.
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  Speaker 4: What were your stats at tight end?
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  Speaker 2: Did you have any catches when you reported as tight end?
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  Speaker 5: My guys, I had two touchdowns on two for two.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this guy, all right, that's right I wonder
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  Speaker 1: he likes Andy Reid.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no one that's on the board. Okay, how did
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: you guys come up with the play? Were you having like,
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: you know, one of the happy cigarette sessions? And what
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  Speaker 2: do we do this? That would be crazy?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Was he How much reefer was Andy Reid smoking?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know if that aligns with the Mormon faith.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think Andy part takes in that in that pastime.
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  Speaker 6: But oh, it wasn't my idea. It was just a
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  Speaker 6: you know, I think it's just about of play writing genius.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I got to say, when that out of the
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  Speaker 1: box thinking happens, you know what's usually involved there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Out of the happy cigarette box exactly.
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  Speaker 5: It does induce a little creativity in people, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that leads to our next question. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: did have Chip Kelly as a coach, So two questions.
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  Speaker 2: What was that like?
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  Speaker 1: And how much weed did you have to smoke daily
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  Speaker 1: to get through that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Like three bond rips in the morning. How much
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  Speaker 2: did we go through there?
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  Speaker 6: You know, I didn't really change my use throughout my
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  Speaker 6: career depending on the coach or the circumstances.
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  Speaker 5: I was more of like a recreational guy. Not such
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  Speaker 5: a therapeutic guy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I see, all right, well, you know consistency, that's good.
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  Speaker 6: Well maybe Chip, it was a it was a different
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  Speaker 6: it's a different vibe. I drank the kool aid right
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  Speaker 6: away and I thought it was the greatest thing to
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  Speaker 6: hit the NFL, you know, and then you know, you
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  Speaker 6: have to also be adaptable in the NFL, and that's
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  Speaker 6: where I think we struggled a little bit with the
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  Speaker 6: Chip Kelly era, and that.
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  Speaker 1: Was in the kool aid poison, you know, is it
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  Speaker 1: kind of that Jim Jones stuff.
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  Speaker 6: Might have been, might have been a little a little
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  Speaker 6: mind altering to get you on board with whatever was
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  Speaker 6: going on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were like, oh yeah, let's definitely get Keiko
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  Speaker 2: Alonzo full of Sean McCoy. This kool aid is great.
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  Speaker 5: And I actually I was actually out of there that year.
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  Speaker 5: I was part of the part.
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  Speaker 2: Of the old They got rid of you by then.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, well, you know that just shows that he
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  Speaker 1: didn't know what he was doing and probably should have
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  Speaker 1: put you at tight end.
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  Speaker 2: Then they would have gone exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well, well, with a little self reflection, you know, my
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  Speaker 6: career didn't last too much longer.
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  Speaker 1: After that, so maybe he was on the say hey
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: you go, yeah, what do you think was going on
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  Speaker 1: at that point?
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  Speaker 4: You know why you were reflecting?
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, time off, you know, retirement. I guess
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: Playing so may But how did they build the pyramids
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: like stuff like that?
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, some of the ancient alien classic riddles and stuff
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  Speaker 6: like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 1: So you're saying that, you know, mister Reefer was calling
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  Speaker 1: more than mister Kelly.
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  Speaker 4: Is that what you're saying?
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: Mister was calling more than most NFL gms?
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: I sing up, Well, you know all right, but let's
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: talk about that final time you were with the Eagles.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you were an offensive God.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: I've always wondered this, Dodd, did you ever have a
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: QB you know that was so bad that you just
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: didn't want to block for them? You know, just you know,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Ola let him get ruined? And was that QB Kevin Cobb?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I could say this, There was no quarterback that
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  Speaker 6: I played for that I didn't want to block for.
• 15:38
  Speaker 6: They were all great guys. I feel like you really
• 15:42
  Speaker 6: got to be a piece of if your on line
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: doesn't want to block for you.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: So without naming names, do they play for the Jets.
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea, I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well you know you did play
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: on the twenty thirteen Eagles, right yeah, Foals that year
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  Speaker 1: had the greatest statistical year ever for a quarterback, throwing
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: twenty seven touchdowns and only dope picks, which leads to
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: my next question, what was it like showering with Nick Foles?
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: How was it showering with fulls.
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  Speaker 2: Intimidating, crowded, crowded?
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  Speaker 5: There you go, yeah, no, nothing spectacular.
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  Speaker 6: Oh makes a beautiful human being.
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  Speaker 4: Oh he's dodging the question.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean you guys want to you are
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: you guys trying to see like what the what the sizes?
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  Speaker 5: That what you want to know about?
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  Speaker 1: You know, we do, we do study NFL stats on
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  Speaker 1: the show Journalism.
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  Speaker 2: We're just doing journalism here, yeah, you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well you know, Nick, there's there's a lot of a
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  Speaker 6: lot of guys in the locker room. Nothing sticks out tremendously.
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  Speaker 2: Well except that though, I mean, right, no, not right, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't like the movie Anaconda with John Voight and
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez were like, oh movie references, great movie. There
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: what it like being in anaconda.
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  Speaker 6: If it was I didn't get the I didn't pass
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  Speaker 6: the audition for that movie.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, not quite sure what that means, but
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of getting uncomfortable, Tony. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know journalism though, That's what happens. When
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: you're a journalist.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: You have to ask the uncomfortable questions. Absolutely, look moving on.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You know you finished your career in Indianapolis.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: You know, we spot trends on this show.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: That's what we do.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: Patterns.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: You know, there are so many players and coaches who
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: have gone from the Eagles to the Colts, Costin Wentz,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Nick Foles, Godna Minshew, Frank Reich, Shane Steike and you
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: helpless others. Is there some rule that makes it mandatory
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: that when you start sucking, you are contractually obligated to
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: leave the Eagles for the Colts.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: It was in very fine print, and I didn't see
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: it when I first signed the contract, and then when
• 18:04
  Speaker 6: that time came, they just kind of pointed to it.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Reminded me choice, like it was either the Colts so
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: that Texans, you know, do they at least?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Or is it just has to be Oh.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: They basically were like, it's either the Colts or you
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: just you know, you don't get to play anymore.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Oh oh horrible.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: Well, so how much refit did you smoke that season?
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a tough one.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Let's talk Cowboys, right, you obviously played the Cowboys many
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: times in your career. You know, people are saying this
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: year is Cowboys team is quote good. How do you
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: respond to that clearly fraudulent and misleading assertion.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, there can be a lot of tricks
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: played on the TV.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: These days, and there you go.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: I really think that they got some cgi stuff going
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: on down there that would make them appear decent at times,
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: but we really know that it's it's just all a
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: sham and they can only be in a.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Business kicking in Right now, I think the old Mary
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Jane has just kind of hit the system. There were
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: you in the bathroom, you know, fifteen minutes ago.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: No, I was actually sitting here waiting for you. Guys.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: See, maybe the edible kicked in suddenly.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you can definitely say that they
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: suck like we usually say, you know.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Dallas, but I just want to test your loyalty here
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: because I still don't know if you're a cult.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I think you need.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: To look into the camera and you got to say
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: that the Cowboys a bunch of frauds and THET team
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: in the NFL, and you know, don't worry about this
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: not being taken out of context, because don't worry, people
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: will see the whole thing.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: So you need to test my loyalty?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, bro, what was the question?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: The question was, look at this guy's short term memory? Yeah,
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: guess what else? Yes, jotting your boy? Guess what else
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: is short term? Yeah? Guess what?
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: This interview short term? Because you're show, you're dug?
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Is he off the line? Jay? Hang up the floor?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: You know, I think I got a contact tie just
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: talking to him, don'ty.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got the munchies just from that interview.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Well, anyway, uh, you know, let's us move on.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Time to wrap the show.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Anyway, of course, we want to thank our good friends
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: at Colgate. Hold on, Oh you kidding me from from
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a high to a low?
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, producer, what do you want? Corrections? Hurry up.
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: When you were talking about Dak and his girlfriend having
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: a baby, you mentioned a fourth trimester.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro science.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 20:57
  Speaker 7: No, they're called trimesters because they're there's only three of them,
• 21:01
  Speaker 7: not four.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, uh, I wish your mom had zero trimesters.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The last time you were inside a woman was
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: your birth. Oh you had done. Get out of here.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: We're done, We're finished. What why go hurry up?
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: You said the thunder were in the West Group B
• 21:22
  Speaker 7: during the NBA in season tournament. Yeah, bro, exciting, Yes,
• 21:26
  Speaker 7: so they're in West Group C, not B.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, nobody's gonna see you after I bury you
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: in the ground.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not gonna see my knife going into your back. Boom.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: You had done, and when we finished, get out of here,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: We're done? What why hurry up?
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: In the last show, you said Giants quarterback Tommy DeVito
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: was a bust Yay sucks. So his passer rating is
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: ninety two point four. That's right behind Jalen Hurts, who
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: is at ninety four point nine.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you're a giant. Yeah. When girls see
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: you on Tinda, they have a passer rating of one
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: hundred percent. Boom, you're grind Batie sick talking about passer rating.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Next week, just booked on the show Super Bowl legend
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Eagles zero Nick Foles.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, wait for that.
• 22:32
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• 22:35
  Speaker 1: is just blowing up by.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: All the unbelievable, by all the merchers. Go follow us
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: on Dick, Doc and Dody.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Great job as always.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Same to you, Polly, another falls show.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: There you go.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: We'll see your fathful next week. See you