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Bull Sessions; Vol. 7 · Bearded And Crunchy

0:19
SPEAKER_01: From Goodyear Heights to podcast listeners everywhere.
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SPEAKER_01: Welcome back.
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SPEAKER_00: Another week into the life of two guys that you love to hear.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: We're back, guys.
0:37
SPEAKER_00: As usual, follow us on all socials, dude.
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SPEAKER_00: We're everywhere.
0:40
SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna go through the whole spiel.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll put it up on the screen, but you guys know where we're at.
0:44
SPEAKER_00: Um, we say it every episode.
0:45
SPEAKER_00: Um we do?
0:46
SPEAKER_00: So, you know, follow us, man.
0:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
0:48
SPEAKER_00: I don't say it.
0:49
SPEAKER_00: You just say it.
0:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, but regardless, you you always back me up, so I do.
0:54
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'll be the annoying one this time.
0:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I wonder, yeah.
0:58
SPEAKER_00: Hey, man, that and this is why we work well together.
1:02
SPEAKER_00: What he's talking about is uh I was looking at some of the analytics, and it came up that some of the people that searched for us put annoying podcast guy and annoying co-host.
1:14
SPEAKER_00: And the fun part is we both get to sit here and wonder which one they were talking about.
1:19
SPEAKER_00: But what I really think it was is they were probably thinking of a different podcast, and for some fucking reason ours popped up.
1:26
SPEAKER_00: I I don't know, but regardless, uh, you know, typically, and Bob, you know this better than anybody, man, those types of things, man, I take the heart.
1:33
SPEAKER_00: I do, you know, I'm I'm a sensitive guy.
1:35
SPEAKER_00: Like I know I'm not perfect, I know like everything I do is not gonna turn out right, but I still strive for that.
1:42
SPEAKER_00: So I feel like I've fallen short.
1:43
SPEAKER_00: So when things like that come up, it bothers me.
1:45
SPEAKER_00: But this one really didn't.
1:46
SPEAKER_00: I was proud of myself.
1:47
SPEAKER_00: I was like, man, you know, I as long as you you're okay with what we're doing and I'm okay with what we're doing, we don't give a fuck what anybody else thinks.
1:54
SPEAKER_01: So I I texted you back, I was like, man, fuck that shit.
1:57
SPEAKER_01: Who cares?
1:57
SPEAKER_01: Nobody cares.
1:58
SPEAKER_00: You always do that shit.
1:59
SPEAKER_01: I'll take the heat.
2:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm the annoying one.
2:01
SPEAKER_01: My wife will tell you flat out, I don't care.
2:04
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's the thing, that's why it's a question.
2:06
SPEAKER_00: Because we both can be fucking annoying and we're both not annoying.
2:10
SPEAKER_00: So it's like they could be fucking talking about anybody.
2:12
SPEAKER_01: So believe.
2:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're annoying.
2:14
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yeah.
2:15
SPEAKER_00: When you said that, dude, that that that was a good one that got me.
2:19
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, it's been a it's been a crazy not crazy, but uh definitely uh a week.
2:25
SPEAKER_00: Uh as you guys know, I I alluded to last week.
2:28
SPEAKER_00: I did go, I did actually finally get to go see my specialist and good had to get the hearing test again and got some I don't know if it's good news or bad news, but uh eventually, I mean shit she was talking about soon, but hearing aids.
2:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:44
SPEAKER_00: I I don't I I truly don't think I'm there yet.
2:46
SPEAKER_00: Um a lot of the fullness in the shit in my left ear is because of the menires and stuff.
2:51
SPEAKER_00: But I talked to him and uh he actually did seem a little surprised that I was still like it hadn't gotten any better, like it hadn't gotten any worse.
3:00
SPEAKER_00: Right, it hadn't gotten stable.
3:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh and he said, Yeah, he goes, I think we're gonna do inner ear steroid injections, and they gotta do three of them back to back to back a week.
3:11
SPEAKER_00: And he wanted to start right there, bruh.
3:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but I had to drive myself, and he said, if you only had like 10 minutes, you all you have to do is rest for like 20 and you could go.
3:20
SPEAKER_00: He goes, but driving that far, I'm not comfortable with that.
3:22
SPEAKER_00: So I found somebody to, you know, to take me and hooray.
3:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh not this coming Monday, but a week from that Monday, I'm taking a half day.
3:33
SPEAKER_00: I'll get them in, and then the following week, I'll get one the following week and hopefully knock on wood.
3:38
SPEAKER_00: It'll change the outlook.
3:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it'll, you know, obviously, I know I'm stuck with this.
3:42
SPEAKER_00: We both know that you know what you have may or may not leave at some point.
3:47
SPEAKER_00: And for me, I will always have many ears.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: The symptoms may subside, and I never see them again, but I will always have many ears.
3:53
SPEAKER_01: But that would be the best case scenario for them to just.
3:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I I would be fine with that.
3:57
SPEAKER_00: Right.
3:58
SPEAKER_00: I I've I've seen stories of people said that they've had horrible ones for years, and then one day it was just gone.
4:04
SPEAKER_01: I've also read and heard things about the inner ear injections that a lot of people do get relief for, you know, sometimes three months, all the way up to like nine months to a year, then they think it's gone and then it comes back, and then it's like, well, if it helps.
4:21
SPEAKER_00: I mean, if I get bro, if I can get six months to a year of a weekment, I'll I'll take the ear injections once a year for shit.
4:28
SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna complain.
4:30
SPEAKER_00: Um, the only bad side effect, and you know this, A, because you're dad, and because you're a best friend, but my my sugar's gonna spike like hell.
4:38
SPEAKER_00: Being a diabetic kid, you know, I I I honestly I don't I don't I don't care.
4:42
SPEAKER_00: Like I just want this stuff, like it's it's yeah, it it sucks.
4:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's I mean when you were telling me yesterday that you were having a an episode, I was like, oh shit, because I was just babbling on about this.
4:55
SPEAKER_00: Well, and and and and not to cut you off because I want you to finish, but typically when I'm having a bad one, I can't look at my um, but go ahead.
5:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I just I like I said, I was babbling on about what we're doing coming up here with you.
5:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh no, and and and I don't you never have to, you know, you know, say that like I you know what I'm going through, I know what you're going through when you have them, so you don't have to say that.
5:20
SPEAKER_00: But um luckily it was a more milder one.
5:23
SPEAKER_00: It we it did last a little bit longer than it normally uh did, but I I if I can take longer, mild ones and no intense ones, he's right.
5:32
SPEAKER_00: Hey, that's I'll take S wins.
5:34
SPEAKER_00: Fuck yeah.
5:34
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, so that that that was kind of how um how that went.
5:39
SPEAKER_00: Um anything you want to throw in about your week before we get into the topic I brought up to you a little bit before, because I think that's something we should definitely talk about because it it was pretty big for a couple years, but how'd your week go, Bob?
5:52
SPEAKER_00: My week was fucking smooth as butter, man.
5:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man, you were just cooking along.
5:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just getting through my work days.
5:58
SPEAKER_01: And I I can tell you this though, uh, yesterday I didn't do shit.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that that comes with the territory.
6:06
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I gotta be honest, I didn't either.
6:08
SPEAKER_00: I didn't do anything.
6:09
SPEAKER_00: Um, and I'm okay.
6:10
SPEAKER_00: I I did, you know, go over some things for for the pod, but yeah, bro, I spent a lot of hours just playing video, man.
6:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know what I did yesterday?
6:19
SPEAKER_01: I sat my fat ass in my chair, and I got ESP on Unlimited, and they had like 30 freaking football games on.
6:26
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, which football game do I want to watch now?
6:28
SPEAKER_01: So I started off watching the Vikings, went to the Chiefs game, and then watched the Ravens game last night.
6:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Justin Fields plays for the Chiefs now.
6:35
SPEAKER_00: I know, how weird, man.
6:37
SPEAKER_00: He looked good.
6:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
6:38
SPEAKER_01: Hey, sometimes a change of scenery is all you need.
6:41
SPEAKER_01: He played for the Steelers for one year.
6:44
SPEAKER_01: And I didn't think he looked bad.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: He just he didn't fit.
6:47
SPEAKER_01: I don't know about the Steelers this year, though.
6:49
SPEAKER_01: I mean Will Howard looked good.
6:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah?
6:52
SPEAKER_01: I did I didn't watch that.
6:53
SPEAKER_01: I was watching so that game was.
6:57
SPEAKER_01: I know.
6:58
SPEAKER_01: That game was on Thursday.
6:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, it's preseason.
7:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I really I yeah, but see, I like watching those because then I can see, okay, if if uh fuck Nugget Rogers does something stupid or gets hurt, I want to see what the backup and how that's gonna look.
7:12
SPEAKER_00: He didn't even play.
7:13
SPEAKER_00: No, he's not going to, but he's 95 years old, so he's not gonna play any preseason.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: He might play a couple in the first game just to warm him up.
7:20
SPEAKER_00: Well the last game or the last preseason game in order to get ready to get it.
7:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, but he ain't doing shit.
7:26
SPEAKER_01: I was watching something more important, in all honesty.
7:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh, what was that?
7:30
SPEAKER_01: I was watching the Field of Dream Dreams game.
7:32
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
7:33
SPEAKER_01: The Phillies, Phillies versus the Twins.
7:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:35
SPEAKER_01: And I love the movie.
7:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
7:37
SPEAKER_01: So, and they do it upright, man.
7:39
SPEAKER_01: They they have them come out of the fucking cornfields.
7:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's so dope.
7:42
SPEAKER_01: And then I believe it was like, what was it?
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SPEAKER_01: 20 26?
7:47
SPEAKER_01: I think it was 26 Hall of Famers came out through the cornfields and lined in the infield.
7:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
7:52
SPEAKER_01: One of them being, and you'll appreciate this from 95 to like 2001.
7:59
SPEAKER_01: But always a homie, Jim Tomey.
8:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh he was there and he was rocking the Cleveland jersey.
8:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's the that's awesome.
8:07
SPEAKER_01: Because you know, he well, when he went into the hall, yeah, he went in as a Indian.
8:11
SPEAKER_00: He said he had to do it otherwise.
8:13
SPEAKER_00: I respected him for that.
8:14
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
8:14
SPEAKER_00: We talked about that a little bit on last bull session about small market guys staying around.
8:20
SPEAKER_01: He was he didn't want to leave when he left.
8:22
SPEAKER_00: He just the business.
8:24
SPEAKER_00: He wanted an extra year that Cleveland wouldn't give him.
8:27
SPEAKER_00: Listen, it's the business.
8:29
SPEAKER_00: At the end of the day, like you can be as loyal as you want, but I can't blame any guy.
8:34
SPEAKER_00: If you're worth a hundred million dollars, do I think anybody has no?
8:36
SPEAKER_00: But if they're willing to pay that and they're only offering you 40, you gotta get your worth, bro.
8:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
8:42
SPEAKER_00: But uh real quick, too, you were you blessed me with the coffee um this morning.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: He brought me some decaf coffee and uh he brought me a couple of regular coffee that Green Day makes, which I didn't I mean I had heard about it, but I'd I'd never really like thought twice about it, yeah.
8:58
SPEAKER_00: So we'll see how that goes.
8:59
SPEAKER_01: And actually it's our coffee.
9:01
SPEAKER_01: That's crazy.
9:02
SPEAKER_01: We're we're just we just roast it in uh packages.
9:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's yeah.
9:05
SPEAKER_01: So but it's actually I've had a couple of things.
9:07
SPEAKER_00: That's an insider secret.
9:08
SPEAKER_00: A lot of people don't know.
9:09
SPEAKER_00: Like, for instance, when you get like uh giant eagle brand chips or Lay's, yeah.
9:14
SPEAKER_00: Lay's makes them but puts their packaging on.
9:16
SPEAKER_01: Schwabels used to do uh giant eagle bread.
9:18
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
9:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, as well as a bunch of others, and uh literally from working in the factory and knowing how the cookies are made, uh we uh would just flip over bags.
9:32
SPEAKER_01: We would literally be running like Schwabel's giant and then just swap out the bags and keep going.
9:37
SPEAKER_00: That that makes sense.
9:39
SPEAKER_00: Um we should probably get into our subject.
9:42
SPEAKER_00: I know unfortunately, guys, this is gonna be did we lose a video?
9:45
SPEAKER_00: I think we did.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: Nah, that's alright.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, fuck it.
9:47
SPEAKER_00: Uh this don't necessarily need a video.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: But, anyways, um we want to get into one of our subjects before we gotta cut this short because the man keeps us to a certain amount of time that we can upload, so we have to watch what how much our episodes are.
10:04
SPEAKER_00: But I wanted to bring this up because uh Rihannan actually brought this to my attention.
10:08
SPEAKER_00: I had seen it, but I didn't read into it.
10:10
SPEAKER_00: But uh Tom from MySpace is is gonna relaunch MySpace, and and I heard it's gonna have all the same bells and whistles, top eight.
10:19
SPEAKER_00: You can put your own songs.
10:21
SPEAKER_00: I'll take it.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, dude, I'm I'm like, I can't wait for like our kids to see it.
10:26
SPEAKER_00: Because then they can see what like real freaking uh like good social media started as.
10:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I agree.
10:40
SPEAKER_01: I love MySpace.
10:41
SPEAKER_00: We're doing it live, what?
10:43
SPEAKER_00: Because I can see my face, what what it what was it?
10:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he didn't plug it in.
10:48
SPEAKER_01: I didn't plug it in.
10:50
SPEAKER_00: That's on me.
10:51
SPEAKER_00: You know, that's okay because they're getting a real That's funny.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: You're well, they can't see it, but you guys are getting it.
10:57
SPEAKER_00: Um but yeah, so it's supposed to have all the bells and whistles, which I'm excited about.
11:01
SPEAKER_00: But I'm I'm curious to see because you remember back in the day, people wanted that top eight space on your page.
11:07
SPEAKER_00: I know.
11:08
SPEAKER_00: Is that jealousy gonna be there at 45 instead of 25?
11:11
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
11:12
SPEAKER_00: So I'm I'm curious.
11:14
SPEAKER_00: But for you guys, you younger guys that are listening, my space is is before your Twitters, your TikToks, your Instagrams, your Facebooks.
11:23
SPEAKER_00: It it pretty much was the precursor to what all of this was.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: And as it got better and expanded, first you had a top five friends list where typically it was your significant editor and four of your best friends, or whatever, and then they raised it to eight.
11:40
SPEAKER_00: And um bastards, and and but you could do like themes where like your font changed to what it was.
11:48
SPEAKER_00: Like I had the matrix where the matrix code was coming down, and you like you could even upload clips from movies and it would play, dude.
11:55
SPEAKER_00: Like the shit you remember.
11:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know, man.
11:58
SPEAKER_00: It was so fun, and I'm actually super stoked because uh I'm locked in.
12:03
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, the moment that shit dropped, I'm getting that.
12:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm going back.
12:07
SPEAKER_01: I remember like because obviously we're old.
12:12
SPEAKER_01: Uh I can remember playing in in the band, and I remember just being at shows and our singer be like, Jake is not on MySpace, and it's like, you know, that was a lot of people.
12:21
SPEAKER_00: And that's what and that's what after Facebook came out, and MySpace kind of dwindled out.
12:28
SPEAKER_00: That's what it became.
12:29
SPEAKER_00: It was like a social media site for like underground musicians and bands and shit.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:34
SPEAKER_00: Um, but there was a way they said that you could actually go back and get into your old profile.
12:41
SPEAKER_00: But I know I couldn't even tell you what email that would get to.
12:44
SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't do.
12:45
SPEAKER_00: I mean, would I love to go back and get a glimpse of what that was back then?
12:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I would die to see that.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: Circa 2005.
12:54
SPEAKER_00: Six, seven, eight.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: Um God, like I said, guys, that was our first taste of like what social media is today.
13:02
SPEAKER_00: And I I I I hate to say it, like, I do like TikTok and what it does.
13:07
SPEAKER_00: Um, Instagram's cool.
13:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh I hate Facebook.
13:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh I I probably never will have a Facebook again.
13:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I understand that.
13:14
SPEAKER_00: Um, I hate Twitter.
13:16
SPEAKER_00: Um, got banned off of that.
13:17
SPEAKER_00: I never had Twitter.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: I got banned.
13:20
SPEAKER_00: Permanently banned.
13:21
SPEAKER_00: Really?
13:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:22
SPEAKER_00: Real quick, there was a uh I won't I won't say her name because I don't want to get, but there was a politician who was very extreme and denied things like prejudice against minorities and people of color and a lot of other not just that, but a lot of other things.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:49
SPEAKER_00: And I tweeted at her and I said, It must be hard going through your life like that as a racist cunt.
13:55
SPEAKER_00: And I got permitted.
13:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that would probably do it.
13:58
SPEAKER_00: But you know what?
13:59
SPEAKER_00: I've never been prouder of myself though.
14:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:01
SPEAKER_00: It was, I felt like it was, you know, it's like that's it's it was like where you go, worth it.
14:05
SPEAKER_01: Worth it, yeah.
14:06
SPEAKER_01: For sure.
14:07
SPEAKER_00: Um like when Deadpool does it, when he kills him, he goes, last two, or like when he's shooting that dead guy and he uses extra bullets when he doesn't, he goes, Oh, those are my last two burlets.
14:19
unknown: Worth it.
14:20
unknown: Worth it.
14:20
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, I got kicked off of that and I never went back.
14:23
SPEAKER_00: And now that it's X and Elon Musk, fuck that guy.
14:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm not giving that guy any of my fucking time.
14:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but um, but yeah, man, my space.
14:30
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm I'm I'm excited for that.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be fun.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: It's yeah, I hope so.
14:34
SPEAKER_00: Because even Weird Owl and um White and Nerdy, he goes, I got people vying for my top eight spaces.
14:40
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, it's it's gonna be fun.
14:42
SPEAKER_00: So for all the people our age, you're you're in for a fucking treat, cuz if if if it comes through and it and it looks like it is, and I'm fucking excited because dude, my space, my space was fun.
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Like you looked forward to it.
14:54
SPEAKER_00: Like, there's you know, there got to be times when I was on Facebook, I was like, uh, what shit am I gonna see when I open this motherfucker up?
15:01
SPEAKER_00: I just after COVID ruined Facebook for me.
15:04
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't, I just I couldn't do it anymore.
15:08
SPEAKER_00: Um, unfortunately, I had a falling out with my sister over a Facebook post that wasn't meant for her.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: Um and she took it the wrong way, and I understand why she did.
15:18
SPEAKER_00: I don't I I blame myself, and then I took it down and she was like, Well then why'd you take it down?
15:23
SPEAKER_00: I was like, because then I realized how you were, you know, how you saw it when I wasn't because I it was a comment to my other siblings, and she kind of felt lumped into that, and and I get it, but sure, whatever.
15:35
SPEAKER_00: Um but that was just the icing on the cake, dude.
15:37
SPEAKER_00: I was arguing with people I had no idea had the beliefs and feelings that they had, and and just I just was like, you know what, this place is toxic.
15:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't want no parts on it.
15:48
SPEAKER_01: It is, and and and that's why I'm barely ever on anymore.
15:52
SPEAKER_01: The only thing I really do anymore is I have family in Germany, and I'll talk to them once in a while.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: And we have the Facebook page for the pod, and I'll update by adding episodes and stuff, and other than that, I'm like, fuck this shit.
16:09
SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't want to nothing.
16:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's yeah, it's like I said, dude, it's it's accessible.
16:15
SPEAKER_00: It is, it really is and it and it and and look guys like the reason why I stuck to TikTok is because like if you come out with some bullshit, people will call you out on your shit.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh, of course.
16:28
SPEAKER_00: Facebook is just wild, wild west.
16:30
SPEAKER_00: People say the dumbest shit, there's no fact checking, they're fucking, they're they're they're armchair fucking doctors and scientists and just you know, specialists, and it's just like you know, I don't comment or talk about shit that I don't know or I haven't done extensive research on, and I will tell you if I have any, you know, uh input on that specific subject, but man, people just fucking go off the top of the mouth, and I'm just like, I can't, man.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: And then you get into the politics side of it and it's that's what I'm talking about.
17:01
SPEAKER_00: This is not like I'm not that's I I I don't like none of you fucking people, so I I I could respect anybody's opinion, but when the opinion is so biased and it there's no ground for which it stands upon, that's where I start to have a problem.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: And I and I agree with that, and I want to add to that also if it's absolutely undeniably shitty immoral.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: You know, like when people say, I hate trans people, I hate gay people, I hate black people, I hate Muslims, that kind of shit.
17:36
SPEAKER_00: Um that in in my world that has no place.
17:39
SPEAKER_00: No.
17:40
SPEAKER_00: Um, I don't, you know, uh I can't remember who it was.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: I I think it was he didn't come up with it, but George Carling said it.
17:47
SPEAKER_00: He goes, you know, everybody's talking about race, this, race, that.
17:50
SPEAKER_00: We are all one race, and that's the human race, and we need to keep it that way.
17:53
SPEAKER_00: I agree.
17:54
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna bring this up.
17:55
SPEAKER_00: I was playing a match with Jermaine a couple weeks ago, and these two guys came uh hopping on, and me and Jermaine were having a conversation, and he could audibly tell that he was black and I was white.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: You know the first thing out of this dude's mouth?
18:09
SPEAKER_00: He goes, Oh, you must be a race traitor.
18:12
SPEAKER_01: Oh, for fuck's sake.
18:13
SPEAKER_00: Are you kidding me?
18:14
SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, I'm like, bro, do you realize that like safe?
18:19
SPEAKER_00: The first dead body was of a black person?
18:22
SPEAKER_00: Like, and he goes, Oh, that that's fake.
18:24
SPEAKER_00: You're you're reading fake news, you're brainwashed, you realize that white people are now gonna be the minority, and we need to take our world back.
18:32
SPEAKER_00: And I'm just like, you know what, man.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: But anyways, I don't want to get into that.
18:35
SPEAKER_00: I ain't got time for this.
18:36
SPEAKER_00: But what I'm but what I'm saying is that's the type of shit we deal with.
18:39
SPEAKER_00: We just exited out the game, but it's like, dog, you know what it comes down to?
18:46
SPEAKER_00: It's what it should be.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: Do you have enough to eat?
18:49
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a roof over your head?
18:50
SPEAKER_00: It shouldn't matter about any of that other shit.
18:52
SPEAKER_01: But I I always look at it as just the fact if you're a good person.
18:56
SPEAKER_00: That's my point.
18:57
SPEAKER_00: And that's why you have to judge that person on their character, not anything else, not their religious beliefs, not their skin color, not their sexual orientation.
19:06
SPEAKER_00: I don't give a fuck if they like to fuck Pringles cans.
19:09
SPEAKER_00: That's your business.
19:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not mine.
19:10
SPEAKER_00: But if in the real world, when you're not by yourself and you're around people, you're a good person and you do you.
19:15
SPEAKER_00: Man, you're you're you're welcome in my home.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Just I know not to leave Pringles out.
19:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
19:24
SPEAKER_00: Extra creamy.
19:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh, did you get the cream corn flavor?
19:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is getting demonetized.
19:37
SPEAKER_01: Right?
19:38
SPEAKER_01: It's like the video that you see on uh on Facebook, uh, a Jizz of mayonnaise.
19:42
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah.
19:43
SPEAKER_01: What they actually call it.
19:44
SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh Did you ever see the there's the the meme of the of the thing where they're talking about like I forget it exactly.
19:52
SPEAKER_00: I'll have to show you, but it's got a kid with with Down syndrome, and they ask him about it.
19:56
SPEAKER_00: He's like, I'm just glad they didn't find a peanut butter.
19:58
SPEAKER_00: They don't want to know what I said to that peanut butter.
20:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and he's got that evil grid on his face.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: It's like it's hilarious, right?
20:06
SPEAKER_00: But we're getting cancelled.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, but you know what?
20:10
SPEAKER_00: Fuck it.
20:11
SPEAKER_00: Fuck it.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: Um you know what?
20:16
SPEAKER_00: Let's let's yep.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: I think it's time strained this.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: Yep, let's let's go with shuffle it.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: Shuffle it! Um I'm gonna go.
20:24
SPEAKER_00: Uh I'll let you go first.
20:27
SPEAKER_00: Um just because I got a couple of weeks of being able to do it.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:31
SPEAKER_00: Before you, I gotta go into my library and go to my songs.
20:36
SPEAKER_00: Alright.
20:37
SPEAKER_00: Uh go ahead, Bob.
20:38
SPEAKER_00: We gotta hear this.
20:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is so much fun because it's you never life is like a shuffle it playlist.
20:45
SPEAKER_00: You never know what you're gonna get.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: And I didn't skip it because I started accidentally playing it before we started recording on here, but it's actually called Lay Me Down by In This Moment.
20:56
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: Which I love In This Moment.
20:58
SPEAKER_01: I've seen them live, they're great.
21:02
SPEAKER_01: Good song, good song.
21:03
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, damn.
21:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm your man by All For One.
21:07
SPEAKER_01: There's a random one.
21:09
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna fuck your head up right now.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: I know every song word for word by All For One.
21:15
SPEAKER_00: Dude.
21:16
SPEAKER_00: All of them.
21:17
SPEAKER_00: Would they be considered a well, they're not boys, so they wouldn't be No, they they're in the line of your boys demand, Joe Dice's, uh, the love ballad, color me bad, those type ones.
21:28
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
21:28
SPEAKER_01: Like RB groups.
21:30
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: They're just an RB group.
21:32
SPEAKER_01: Number three.
21:34
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, Embrace the World, Gojira.
21:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we do we've that's our third episode mentioning them.
21:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's gonna be a niche squad that's like, I love these guys.
21:43
SPEAKER_00: They're like Gojira.
21:45
SPEAKER_01: Alright, let's see.
21:47
SPEAKER_01: Number four.
21:52
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
21:54
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
21:55
SPEAKER_01: Thug Love.
21:56
SPEAKER_01: Featuring Tupac.
21:58
SPEAKER_00: Bone Thugs and Harmony.
22:00
SPEAKER_00: That is so I'm gonna tell you a quick story about that.
22:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:03
SPEAKER_00: That was not supposed to be Bone Song.
22:06
SPEAKER_00: Really?
22:06
SPEAKER_00: That was supposed to be Busy's Bone Song with just Tupac.
22:09
SPEAKER_00: Really?
22:10
SPEAKER_00: I did not know that.
22:11
SPEAKER_00: Come on, man.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: You know I know my heavy.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you would know that.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: Alright, and for the last one.
22:17
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, The Oracle by God Smack.
22:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh man, that is a rounded playlist right there.
22:24
SPEAKER_01: That's the first time Godsmack has cracked the playlist.
22:27
SPEAKER_01: Which is surprising.
22:27
SPEAKER_01: I know.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: Um, alright, here we go.
22:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I guess it's my turn, so we go ahead and hit that show.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: Okay, now we're talking.
22:36
SPEAKER_00: Now this is Oh my god, yes.
22:39
SPEAKER_00: It's this one is gonna be all hip hop and RB, but I don't even care.
22:44
SPEAKER_00: So the first one is The Enemy featuring Fat Joe.
22:47
SPEAKER_00: It's by a rapper that was actually shot at the age of like 25.
22:51
SPEAKER_00: Um, his name is Big Gale.
22:52
SPEAKER_00: He's considered one of the best storytellers and just writers of all time.
22:56
SPEAKER_00: Um, one of my favorites, um, but that's a good song.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: It's called The Enemy.
23:02
SPEAKER_00: Um, and then a song off of my favorite album of all time, I Never Seen a Man Die.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: Or I Seen a Man Die by Scarface.
23:12
SPEAKER_00: If you I I'll play it for you after this.
23:14
SPEAKER_00: It's it's a song about um like the chorus goes, I never seen a man cry till I seen a man die.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
23:20
SPEAKER_00: Um next is by Chamillionaire.
23:23
SPEAKER_00: It's called Dream, and it's it's kind of um an ode to DJ Screw, who was a big DJ back in Houston, who invented Chopped and Screwed.
23:32
SPEAKER_00: Um then MM One Shot Two Shot off of Encore, which is ironic because that's my least favorite album from him.
23:39
SPEAKER_00: I can't stand that album.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Wow, but I don't mind that song, yeah.
23:42
SPEAKER_00: And then my next one is an old RB song.
23:45
SPEAKER_00: I really like it.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: It's called You by Jesse Powell.
23:48
SPEAKER_01: Uh never heard of that.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: It's it's a really, really, really good song.
23:51
SPEAKER_00: It's touching, it's it's a guy meeting somebody and he's talking about like she's all he can think about.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: And it's pretty uh it's it's a good song.
23:59
SPEAKER_01: Potential foolish, how do we?
24:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh wait, there's no camera, never mind.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:04
SPEAKER_00: But uh I gotta mess with you.
24:06
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, that's that's that's it.
24:08
SPEAKER_00: That's it.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was all that was all hip hop and and our and R and B.
24:14
SPEAKER_00: So I guess on that one we need to we need to get to um We need to get to the joke.
24:19
SPEAKER_01: We need to get to the joke.
24:20
SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
24:21
SPEAKER_01: I I this might be a doozy.
24:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh okay.
24:26
SPEAKER_00: So uh you guys ready?
24:28
SPEAKER_00: Because we're gonna get canceled.
24:30
SPEAKER_00: Uh what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
24:33
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: Virgin Mobile.
24:41
SPEAKER_00: And on that note, we'll see you next session.