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I Flipped Off My Ex... Then Got a Puppy! 🐶✈️ | Guns N' Roses, Airline Fees & Reddit Relationship Drama · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: I don't know for sure. I just know a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of the story on the front end. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what's happening on the back end. Trey, do you
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  Speaker 2: have anything special to share with us today?
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  Speaker 1: I do you? After what has been a pretty tough year.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Daisy died, mom died, love of my life
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  Speaker 1: just left. I decided I need some happiness, so I
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  Speaker 1: present to you, Lily.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, is it normal for my panties
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  Speaker 2: to drop? Oh my goodness? Oh, you know, Trey.
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  Speaker 4: After a breakup, perk up in a week or two.
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  Speaker 2: But oh my goodness, you know, Trey, after a breakup,
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  Speaker 2: most people get a revenge body, not a revenge puppy.
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  Speaker 5: Hey man, But that'll work.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, you got to You got you a chihuahua.
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  Speaker 2: She's just hanging out down there.
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  Speaker 4: She you know, I kidnapped her yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I got a boy, yeah, and I drove down to
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  Speaker 1: Houston and kidnapped her.
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  Speaker 4: And so she spent.
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  Speaker 1: Her first four, you know, four or five hours with
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  Speaker 1: me in my lap, and she peede on me, like
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  Speaker 1: the first ten minutes.
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  Speaker 2: It was got a girl. Yeah, it's like a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a girlfriend never left.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, as of right now, she is enjoying the
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  Speaker 4: enjoying being in my lap.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, it's been a lot of changes in her life
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  Speaker 1: the last twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 4: So I think this is her safe spot for now.
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  Speaker 3: Good for her, it's a good spot to be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and no, I you know, speaking of I actually
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  Speaker 1: I saw my ex on day and I flipped her off.
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  Speaker 4: She pulled up right.
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  Speaker 5: Now, that's our boy right there.
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  Speaker 2: So so so I'm guessing you've moved to the next
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  Speaker 2: step of the grief process.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, she will not make eye contact with me.
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  Speaker 1: I have like, she will not look at me, talk
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  Speaker 1: to me anything. It's like it is the damnedest thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's such a weird deal because you've seen her
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  Speaker 2: a couple of times since she just left mysteriously and ghosted,
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  Speaker 2: never came back, never heard from again. You guys live
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  Speaker 2: in the same area, and then you just recently found
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  Speaker 2: out she lives nearby, and you've seen her outside on
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  Speaker 2: a walk before that you were on so yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: you'd and and you didn't flip her off those times.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've waved trying to, you know, be cordial whatever.
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  Speaker 1: But no, then I howked and I flipped her off.
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  Speaker 1: She she I mean, I know she had to see it,
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  Speaker 1: but you shouldn't turn her head or anything. But it honestly,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't near as satisfying as I thought it would be.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So instead I decided to register a website. Oh no,
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  Speaker 4: Trey Brandy Hughes is a heartless line. Dot net dot
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  Speaker 4: com has already taken. I guess somebody else has been
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  Speaker 4: through this with her before.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I thought I get one of those you've seen
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  Speaker 1: the billboards around, you know, like some website like I
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  Speaker 1: hate so and so. I was like, maybe may find
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  Speaker 1: a digital billboard just throw that up there.
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  Speaker 2: Social media ads are really inexpensive track and you know what,
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  Speaker 2: we could actually do the same thing because a lot
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  Speaker 2: of times those billboards go to like a like a
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  Speaker 2: church thing or something like it's it's it's a terrible
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  Speaker 2: bait and switch. We could do the same thing. We
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  Speaker 2: could run ads in various places podcast platform ms, radio
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  Speaker 2: station streams that you know, UH need the revenue. Also
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  Speaker 2: just social media ads that say that website and then
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  Speaker 2: when people click on it.
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  Speaker 3: It just goes to our show.
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  Speaker 2: It's attention it is, and honest to God, I think
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  Speaker 2: we've got something here. So I think we can take
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  Speaker 2: your pain and turn it into the Treehouses game all
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  Speaker 2: for it. Yeah, I mean, you gotta you gotta revenge, puppy.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get some actual revenge on this woman. You're you're
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  Speaker 2: clearly at a better place. Yeah, you got you got
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  Speaker 2: a puppy. You're flipping off your X when you see
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  Speaker 2: her in places, you are clearly moving through the stages
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  Speaker 2: of grief of a normal level.
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  Speaker 1: It is amazing because it also you know, Daisy had
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  Speaker 1: been sick for the last really kind of eighteen months
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  Speaker 1: of her life, where there's daily medicine and everything else.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I loved her to death, but there is
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  Speaker 1: something about a puppy where you're just like, it just
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  Speaker 1: makes everything better.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, And you know what, I have a question that
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  Speaker 2: I think already know the answer to it, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to ask it anyway, just for verification of my theory. So,
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  Speaker 2: as you were driving back from Houston and Lily, your
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  Speaker 2: new puppy Pete on you because you know it's four
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  Speaker 2: or five hour drive, were you even mad?
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  Speaker 4: About it.
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  Speaker 1: I here's the absolutely stupid and she peed on me
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  Speaker 1: within the first ten minutes. And I had brought a
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  Speaker 1: towel for said said reason, but I was so excited
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  Speaker 1: and just happy with having her in my lap I
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  Speaker 1: forgot to put said towel in my lap. So no,
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  Speaker 1: I had dog pee all and you know, my front
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  Speaker 1: right right front leg to my crotch. And No, I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't mad about it at all. It was, yeah, just
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  Speaker 1: one of those.
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  Speaker 2: Things because because you're in a better place now, you.
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  Speaker 4: Know, puppies can get away with just about anything.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, they can.
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  Speaker 2: And honest to god, it's amazing because and even if
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  Speaker 2: you get upset about something that that your dog does,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't last because you know they didn't do it intentionally,
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  Speaker 2: right right, they don't. They don't necessarily know any better.
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  Speaker 2: They would really help if in relationships, women would understand
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  Speaker 2: men the same way. Like, I'm not doing this intentionally,
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  Speaker 2: it's just it's just kind of my nature. But I am. I.
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  Speaker 2: I am happy for you. I'm genuinely happy for you,
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  Speaker 2: trade because you really have had the year from hell.
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  Speaker 3: You've had.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Daisy, you know, your your baby for years
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  Speaker 2: was going was going through a very difficult time for
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  Speaker 2: a long time, and you along with her, your mom
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  Speaker 2: was going through you know, late stage of life. You
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  Speaker 2: had to deal with all of that, not just from
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  Speaker 2: an emotional standpoint, you know, but going through that rite
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  Speaker 2: of passage that most of us go through where it's
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  Speaker 2: the death of a parent, and and this is the
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  Speaker 2: death of the final parent. Right then you had and
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  Speaker 2: then you had moving twice on top of it. One
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  Speaker 2: one was by your choosing, the other was not because
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  Speaker 2: your apartment flooded, and then you had to move back
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  Speaker 2: into that's actually you moved three times. And then and
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  Speaker 2: then out of the blue, the woman that you thought
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  Speaker 2: was the lover of your life. And believe me, you've
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  Speaker 2: looked a lot. I mean, and that's not a slam,
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  Speaker 2: it's just it just comes with age. It's like if
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  Speaker 2: you've never been in you know, never been married or whatever,
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  Speaker 2: and you reach a certain age, you've probably been in
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  Speaker 2: a number of relationships. So you thought you had the one,
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  Speaker 2: and then one day you woke up and she wasn't
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  Speaker 2: there anymore. So you've had a horrible year. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: very very happy for you with your new relationship, Lily,
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  Speaker 2: that you it was the.
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  Speaker 1: Relationship thing is really the most interesting thing about it is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I I was horrible to deal with and
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  Speaker 1: when I was an alcoholic, and I in my drinking years,
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  Speaker 1: and then you know you, I've matured a lot of
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  Speaker 1: far more in the last ten years than I did
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  Speaker 1: in the previous twenty five. And but this one, I
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  Speaker 1: honestly thought I was getting right.
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  Speaker 4: You know, It's like it was the first time I
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  Speaker 4: ever understood.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, Okay, I I can understand that.
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  Speaker 4: I you get to a point You're like, I want
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  Speaker 4: to spend my life with this person.
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  Speaker 1: I am good, good, bad, and ugly. I am good
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  Speaker 1: with you know this course, this is this is the
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  Speaker 1: road I want to be on. And then all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden they you know, you're driving down the road,
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  Speaker 1: they opened up a fucking car door and jump out.
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  Speaker 2: Other record, that did not literally happen. It's just it's
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  Speaker 2: just kind of what it felt like. Honest to god,
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  Speaker 2: you would have been presented with slightly more closure had
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  Speaker 2: that scenario plaid out.
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  Speaker 1: I will say this, and this is uh, it sounds
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  Speaker 1: weird to say, but death is easier to deal with
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  Speaker 1: than what I what Brandy did to me, because you
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  Speaker 1: at least know.
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  Speaker 2: What happened, Yes, exactly, And that was what I was.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's what I've been thinking about the last minute
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  Speaker 2: or so, is all these things that have happened in
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  Speaker 2: your life this year. The death of Daisy year dog,
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  Speaker 2: the death of your mother. Those two things you knew
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  Speaker 2: were going to happen, you just didn't know exactly when.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, the death of that relationship just kind
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  Speaker 2: of came out of nowhere and was completely unexpected. So
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  Speaker 2: ral so there is some solace, I guess in knowing
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  Speaker 2: or at least preparing for, you know, the death of
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  Speaker 2: a loved one that you know is kind of it's
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  Speaker 2: it's it's going to happen I don't mean going to
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  Speaker 2: happen someday. I mean it's like you can tell their health,
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  Speaker 2: their health is rapidly declining. You know what's going to
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  Speaker 2: happen soon, so you can kind of mentally prepare for that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, the relationship thing.
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  Speaker 4: Not so much.
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  Speaker 2: But now you got a new lover your life, and
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  Speaker 2: she beat on you already, so I'm happy for you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and now and now you get all the
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  Speaker 2: the love and now now now you get the beautiful
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  Speaker 2: wonder that is raising a puppy, the house breaking, the
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  Speaker 2: great training, good thing.
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  Speaker 4: She's cute, Yeah she so she's ten weeks old, and yeah,
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  Speaker 4: she's already got the nibbles a little bit. And we've uh,
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  Speaker 4: we've been hit.
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  Speaker 1: Or missed so far with the peep ad, but uh
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  Speaker 1: and first night, yeah, of course, I'd tried to put
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  Speaker 1: her in a crate that I have and it's more
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  Speaker 1: like a carrying crate like you would take to the bed.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got a regular crate ordered. But of course
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  Speaker 1: I had to put her in my bed because she
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  Speaker 1: was crying and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, because you look down on the floor, you
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  Speaker 2: saw her in that crate, and Sarah McLoughlin started playing
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  Speaker 2: in your heart melt and you grabbed that baby and
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  Speaker 2: put her next to you in the bed.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see if she was crying and you know what
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  Speaker 4: am I going to do? And she's quite the snuggler.
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  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 5: Dogs asleep with their humans live longer, and I'm serious
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  Speaker 5: that they've they've shown that here recently, so I believe it.
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  Speaker 3: That's probably the reason why sleeping with.
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  Speaker 1: Me years ago, I mean, we we had just kind
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  Speaker 1: of become this old married couple where she would get
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  Speaker 1: her five minutes of pets and then she'd go to
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  Speaker 1: the other side of.
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  Speaker 4: The bed and yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it's funny because, like in the middle of the night,
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  Speaker 1: I wake up and I'm like, oh, crap, where is she?
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  Speaker 1: And I look at you know, she has gotten underneath
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  Speaker 1: all the pillows, right.
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  Speaker 2: And day Zy was so small and Daisy was so
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  Speaker 2: small you had legitimately, like wonder to make sure you
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  Speaker 2: didn't roll over on top of her.
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  Speaker 4: Well she can. She's actually right now, a little smaller
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  Speaker 4: than Daisy. And uh, she got a fat little belly,
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  Speaker 4: but she can get through.
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  Speaker 1: Like she got behind my sofa, which I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: think was possible. And then I'm like, crap, I got
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  Speaker 1: to pull the sofa out now. And then you know,
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  Speaker 1: she just pops out the other side, like, hey, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's puppy.
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  Speaker 4: She don't know.
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  Speaker 2: She don't care man, not a care in the world.
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  Speaker 2: She's just learning stuff, enjoying life.
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  Speaker 3: She's exploring.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much bigger she'll get per her parents.
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  Speaker 1: She shouldn't get I'm gonna guess she's gonna be around
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  Speaker 1: five pounds yea.
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  Speaker 4: And but yeah, the come.
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  Speaker 1: The day will come where she tries to get into
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  Speaker 1: one of those spots and be like, nope, can't fit anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll happen. It's interesting you mention that, because it
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  Speaker 2: reminds me of Terra's Chuaba she had when she and
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  Speaker 2: I first met Daphne, and Daphne was sort of a
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  Speaker 2: similar size to Lily of what Lily's going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Daphne was about four and a half pounds, full grown
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  Speaker 2: and tiny, little brown Chihaha thing, and Tara's nickname for
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  Speaker 2: her was worm because she always found a way to
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  Speaker 2: worm her way into places you never would have expected,
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  Speaker 2: especially in bed. She was also a space heater because
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  Speaker 2: that little four and a half pound dog emitted more
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  Speaker 2: heat than a boiler room. I mean, it's amazing what
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  Speaker 2: it is with some of these tiny dogs. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if it's a Chihuaha thing or what, but
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  Speaker 2: a tiny Chihuahua could heat a neighborhood.
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  Speaker 4: In her younger years, Daisy would sleep right here on
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  Speaker 4: my neck.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and yeah, I would wake up sweating because she
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  Speaker 1: would just just emitted so much heat.
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  Speaker 2: You could have a Golden Retriever sleeping on your face
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  Speaker 2: and you would be cooler than if you had to
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  Speaker 2: chihuahua doing the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: It's all that energy in that tight little space. That's
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  Speaker 5: why they shiver all the time. It's like that that
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  Speaker 5: energy's gotta go somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: And the other thing about puppies, like, you know, she
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  Speaker 2: peed on you, you didn't even care. Puppy toots, the
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  Speaker 2: little puppy farts. Oh, everything a puppy does is cute.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Bubby breath is yep, puppy breath, you know, puppy belly rubs,
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  Speaker 2: puppy smells you smelling puppies, But farts seems to be
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  Speaker 2: cute when they get older and they get stinkier like
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  Speaker 2: with humans. Yes, kids, This is a segue at a
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  Speaker 2: movie theater in Cartagena, Colombia. Previously Cartagena previously known in
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  Speaker 2: my life as just you know, the cocaine capital of
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  Speaker 2: the world. It's also a place not to go to
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: a movie theater, apparently because at a spider Man Brand
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  Speaker 2: New Day screening over the weekend in Carta Hana, Columbia,
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  Speaker 2: about halfway through the film, a number of the audience
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  Speaker 2: members had to flee the theater because of.
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  Speaker 3: A horrendous rotten smell.
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  Speaker 2: They make it to the lobby, tell the staff, and
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  Speaker 2: then somehow they conclude it was from a fart from
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  Speaker 2: a guy in the theater dressed as Spider Man. I've
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  Speaker 2: only heard of a few legendary farts like this one.
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  Speaker 2: What I believe was I think attributed to Will Smith
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  Speaker 2: on a movie set that was so bad it cleared
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  Speaker 2: out the set. And there's this one that apparently was
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  Speaker 2: so bad it cleared out a movie theater in Columbia.
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  Speaker 2: I can't fathom what that must have smelled like. And
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  Speaker 2: I also put myself in that situation. It's the Spider
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  Speaker 2: Man Brand New bab It's the Spider Man Brand New
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  Speaker 2: day movie. I've waited a while for this one. I'm
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  Speaker 2: really excited to be in the theater to see it.
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  Speaker 2: It's halfway through the movie and this smell overtakes me.
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  Speaker 2: Do I leave or do I just try to just
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  Speaker 2: power through it because I really want to see this
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  Speaker 2: movie and it's halfway through, so things are getting really
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  Speaker 2: really good now, and there's a little dark corner of
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  Speaker 2: my brain that wonders that's curious to smell it, just
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  Speaker 2: to know how bad it smells.
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  Speaker 3: What would you do, because.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, the only way to know whether or not
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  Speaker 2: you would stay in the theater or leave is you
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  Speaker 2: have to smell it.
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  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah, it's hard to believe that it was that
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  Speaker 4: bad that you just had to leave.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm with you covering up your nose.
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  Speaker 1: And mouth and whatnot, but that that is a pretty
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  Speaker 1: putrid smell of if it evacuates something.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it might be that bad for a moment,
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  Speaker 5: but it's going to dissipate. You know, in fifteen seconds
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  Speaker 5: you're all going to be able to sit back down
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  Speaker 5: and do whatever. Just one dude in a movie theater.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: Right, And that's what I think was part of the
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: problem is that it happened. It was horrendous, and it lingered,
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: it stuck there, and that's a big reason why people
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: had to leave, because it wasn't dissipating.
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: It is humid there.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: Well it's in Cartagenia.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Their theater may not have air conditioning or something else,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: because most theaters in the US they're going to be
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: pretty well ventilated. That no matter like that smell is
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: going to get out of there pretty quick.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Now, where I live on the Island of Saint Thomas,
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: the movie theater there is not good. It's basically the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: State side equivalent of a dollar theater. If you remember,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: for DFW folks, if you remember the Cinemak ten and
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Plano that used to be a premier movie theater back
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: in the nineties, eventually became a dollar movie theater because
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: they never updated it and just left it as it was,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: so before it finally died, it was just a dollar theater.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: That's what our theater on Saint Thomas is like. So
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: not greatly ventilated. Sometimes the arizon, sometimes it's not. A
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: guy walked in one of the last movies we saw there.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Guy walked in halfway through, like near the end of
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: the movie, making all sorts of noise, and his cologne
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: was so horrible it was distracting during the movie. And
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: it was not being sucked out of the room the
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: way you would hope.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: It was just bad.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: It wasn't so bad that we had to leave, partly
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: because it's near the end of the film. I'm committed,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not leaving now. But that was bad. And look,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: nothing can ruin the movie theater experience faster and more
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: efficiently than a horrible person, a stinky person, loud person whatever,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: and it's getting worse. It used to be back in
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the day that people wore more considerate They were trying,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: at least trying to eat the popcorn a little bit quieter.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: They would try to wait to open up the plastic
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: bag on the Eminem's when action was happening, as opposed
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: to a quiet part. At least, that was my experience
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: growing up. Nowadays, people just don't give en f about anything.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: They just do whatever they want and don't care about
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: anybody else's experience.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Especially phones mmm mm hmm and just talking in the movie.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: Yep, m hmm.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Hell.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I remember going to see The Three Amigos with my
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: dad in Bartlesville, Oklahoma, at the Pin Theater, so not
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: even the main theater like the other theater that they had,
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: And there was six of us in the movie theater,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: all six of us completely considerate of one another. No
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: one coughed, no one farted, no one opened up an
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: eminem package, no one shook their empty cup of ice.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: So that way, when the singing bush saying, we all
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: heard every note as opposed to wondering what song is
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: she singing. It's just I gotta hate movie theater people
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: are the worst, And luckily I have a buffer, and
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: it's my wife, because every single time we go to
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: a movie theater, if there's a stinky guy, he will
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: sit next to her. She is my stinky guy movie
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: theater filter.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: So more of an a tractor of that kind of
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: thing maybe, but at least I'm not next to him.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: So sweet, so romantic and kind of.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Like when we went to the theater to go see
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Avengers Endgame and I got the aisle seat, she sits
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: next to me, and stinky sweatpants guy wearing his Captain
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: America t shirt tucked into his stinky sweatpants sits next
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: to her, and he clearly had not been outside in weeks,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: but he came out to see Avengers in game and
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: made sure he sat in the seat next to my wife.
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: So for three hours she got to inhale him.
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: She must have a tolerance for it.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Hey, I don't like your insinuation.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Let's get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the Treehouse eight three three. COOKDFW is the phone number
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: to get your free roof inspection and property review scheduled.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: The website cookdfw dot com. I'm going to say some
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: scary words, Daniel, super l Nino and the effect that
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: is going to have on weather, especially in the North
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Texas area.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: You know you're right.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: I mean, just our officially in going into the super
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: al Nino. The reason why is because it's warm than
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: a regular al Nino, and it does prelude that we
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: will have a wetter, higher rain percentage than a normal
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: year or shall we say on al Nina. So there
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: are some differences, speculations. Nothing is set in stone. This
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: is not a guarantee that we're going to have a
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: deluge of water for the next year. I mean, that's
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey, we
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: might have a wetter than normal, we could have more storms.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: It could be just a lot of rain. We all
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: need to go out and build arcs. I don't know,
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: but I mean be prepared. The moral of the story
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: is every day you live in North Texas, especially in
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting,
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: Know how your roof is looks, Know how your windows
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: are working. No if your doors have holes in them, no,
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: I mean, just know your home. You call us out,
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: we want to educate you. We will come around, walk
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: you around, show you things that you should know, and
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: then we can help you with getting them taken care
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: of and.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: No pressure, all education and Daniel and his fine team
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  Speaker 2: at COOKDFW will take care of you the homeowner with
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: very very gentle hands.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I know because I've been in them.
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  Speaker 2: Eight three three cook dfug that sound bad? Sounded bad?
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  Speaker 2: cookdfw dot com. Daniel Cook sent me a video the
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  Speaker 2: other day and he was on somebody's roof, of course,
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: and he was talking about how this homeowner had storm
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: damage from two previous storms years before, like like two
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: years before and like five years before that, and because
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: the homeowner never got the roof checked for damage, wherein
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: tear happened after the storm damage. So now they're trying
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: to sell the home and insurance is not going to
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: cover the roof damage from any storm related stuff because
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: there's so much wear and tear on it. They're just saying,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: too bad, that's wearing Tarry bubb So they're going to
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: be out of pocket when it's so, they're going to
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: be out of pocket trying to replace this roof just
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: so they can.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Get this home sold. That sucks.
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  Speaker 2: again the website cookdfw dot com. We still have the
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  Speaker 2: massager that ruined the whole relationship, and it's still out there.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: What am I talking about? We'll get to that in
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: just a little bit here inside the treehouse. I'm Dan,
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: He's trade. That's Jerry. Today is Thursday, August sixth, twenty
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: twenty six. Let's celebrate today with some birthday some pretty
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: good throwback ones.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Today.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Jerry Hollowell, best known as Ginger Spice from The Spice Girls,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: is fifty four today. The Edge from You two is
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: sixty five today, and I still have not forgiven you
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: too for their takeover of my iPhone on that album release.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: God I'd forgotten about that.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: I have not I I had too.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: That makes me so That is one of the biggest
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: unexpected f ups that I have seen in modern times,
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: where they thought, hey, this sounds like a great idea,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: we can just give everyone our album immediately on their phones,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: and everyone's like, the you doing in my phone? I
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: don't want this. I mean, you talk about one of
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: the great reality checks in the history of pop culture,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: That's one of them. Because to a man, I guarantee you,
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: everyone in You two thought that everyone was going to
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: just lose their mind and be so happy and excited
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: that they wake up to this U two album on
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: their phone like Santa had left it for them, and
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: then they found out real fast they not everyone loves
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: you dudes.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Ms. There's something that Trump's that and always will.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Is it something you can say out loud.
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Two words Chinese democracy?
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Oh, he's not making a political statement.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: That's an album that was the Yeah, decades long awaited
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Guns N' Roses album that was absolutely fucking horrendous, Like
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I Appetite for Destruction will always be one of my
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: top three favorite albums. You could play it start to finish,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, and I think part of it was the
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: timing of it and where it was all like the
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: hair bands and kind of glam rock whatever, not that
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: it was bad. I mean, you have Bonjovi, Poison whatever.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, Guns and Roses came
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: along and they were just, I don't know, there was
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: a something about their sound.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: You were like, holy shit, this is amazing.
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: They were the bridge between the sort of the the
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: hair bands of the eighties. Keep in mind, Guns and
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Roses is an eighties band, but they were the bridge
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: sort of genre wise, between some of the hair band
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: sound and some of the Metallica more metal sound. They
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: were right in between there, and they were so freaking good.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: They were where everything else was kind of pretty and
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: you know, big hair like they just more raw.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the right word.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: But and then Use Your Illusion was actually a very
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: good album. There was one in between, I can't think
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: of it. It had patience, so you know, always a
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: good song, all right, patients are used to love her.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Anyways.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, it's funny that I know the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: song that you're talking about, because if I could pick
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: an anthem for your love life, it would be guns
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: n' Roses patients. I used to love her.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: No, that's no, I used to love her. That's a
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: different song, but yeah, I used to love her.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right, My bad.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, I made the same mistake.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: But so I mean, I think used your Illusion came
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: out in like ninety two, ninety three somewhere around.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: There, and then we waited fifteen years.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I can't remember when Chinese Democracy came out, but it
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: was years and years later, and it was so everyone
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: was just baited breath, like, oh my god, it's finally
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: even though Slash wasn't going to be on it, you
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: were just hoping.
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: God it was a piece of crap.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a massive flop. Massive massive flop came
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: out in two thousand and eight, Chinese Democracy.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Oh eight was a rough.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Year for everybody.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the economy took a nosedive Chinese Democracy came out.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe that's the reason why the economy took it dumb.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: That everyone a lot of people wasted, you know, eighteen
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: bucks on buying the damn thing.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Stock market took a dive. Everyone started losing houses because
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: they spent eighteen dollars in one of the worst rock
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: albums in history. Thanks a lot, guns and roses. Other
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: birthdays today, this one, I'll make your heart happy. Okay,
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Whenever I see this name, it always brings a smile.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: So lay Moonfry is fifty today. I don't even care
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: that it makes me feel old that she's fifty. But
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Brewster is fifty, and that makes me happy.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: I wonder how she looks these days. She held up.
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, she looked good for a while.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I've not seen her recently. The last
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: thing I remember seeing her in was when she had
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: a guest spot on Friends where she was dating Joey,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: and she looked great then. But you know, granted that was,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: you know, twenty years ago, maybe more.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: She still looks pretty good. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Well she's fifty, Tray, she's in your wheelhouse. Send her
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: a DM.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: There you go, sled right in there.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Show her a photo of your new puppy.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, Lily's gonna get used.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: She's not just your new best friend, She's also she
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: also has a mission. Michelle Yo is sixty four. She
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: is the Academy Award winner for Everything, Everywhere, All at Once,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: The star of Crouching Tiger, Hidden, Dragon, Star Trek, Discovery,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: and tons and tons of other movies, including her turn
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: in Chong Chi the Marvel movie. She was wonderful in
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: that great actress, and it's nice to see that she's
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: been able to do some roles that have not just
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: been centered on her kicking people in the face, like
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: people can see that she's just a talented actress period.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: And is you know, more than just you know Kiki.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Crazy Rich Asians. Yes, actually a great movie.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: I still have not seen that.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: I've heard nothing but great things and it's been on
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: my watch list for so long, but I haven't done
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: it yet. I will tell you this though, since my
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: wife is a very accomplished wedding planner. The acoustic song
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: that's in there, Crazy Rich Asians is sort of like
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: the theme song to that movie. Brides Love love playing
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: that song as they walk down to Sandy Isle. And
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: one more really notable birthday I want to for out here,
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: actually two too.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Sorry. Melissa George is fifty.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: Honest to god, I can't even picture her in my mind,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: but because of what movie she's been in, I love this.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: She's known for Alias Grey's Anatomy and if you've not
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: seen this ultra violent vampire movie, Get on it. She's
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: also in Thirty Days of Night. This is one of
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: those movies that actually had Josh hartn in it, kind
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: of in his weird stage when he wasn't really big anymore,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: but he wasn't nothing. Thirty Days of Night is one
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: of the great vampire movies that I don't think a
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: lot of people have seen.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: It's a great premise.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: It's this town in Alaska, and you know how Alaska
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: in the sun and orbits work there are you know,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you go far enough north on the planet Earth, you're
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: going to find towns and countries that don't see the
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: sun for a good long time, which, in other words,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: is perfect for a vampire. So again, if you have
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: not seen Thirty Days of Night, watch it. That's a
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: lot of fun. That's a fun vampire movie.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: I've I know who you're talking about, but it goes
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: back like she was in early two thousands movies.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: But mm hmm, yeah, vaguely familiar.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I just mentioned her for her birthday, so
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I can mention Thirty Days of Night. That's and and
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: that's one of those where in that that vampire movie,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: the vampires in that movie have some really scary teeth.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Because your movie recommendations carry so much fucking.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Weight, dude, I'm telling you it's a fun movie. I
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: will tell you. I will tell you when it's a
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: bad movie you shouldn't watch it, or that it's so bad.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I like it, but you probably won't. Thirty Days of
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Night is a fun vampire flick, that's all I'm It's
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: not Citizen Kane, it's not The Godfather. It's a fun,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: gory vampire flick. You'll enjoy it.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Tell us about rat again.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: It's terrible, but I had a BMX bookie. I saw
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: it as a kid. It has a little nostalgia twine
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: in my heart. And final final birthday today, m Night
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Shyamalan fifty six.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: We just talked about him. I thought, I swear m.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: We actually just talked about him and Josh Hartnett the
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: other day because I think it was Josh Hartnet's birthday,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: and we talked about the movie he and Hartkneitt did
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: called Trap, where it is the serial Killer and m
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Night Shyamalan wrote and directed it and also stuck his
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: daughter front and center so he could bolster her music career,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: and you want to talk about major pop culture flops,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: m Night Shyamalan has certainly experienced those. Riding a high
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: wave and then you put out a movie and everyone's like, well,
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: that was terrible. And now when you see a movie
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: and they say directed by m Night Shyamalan, we're all
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: kind of like, man, I don't know, it could be awesomer,
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: it could just be terrible. We're not really going to
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: know until we see it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his his movies really are. They seem to be
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: one end of the spectrum or the other. There's really
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: not a lot of middle ground, right, and he he
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: never got big enough where like Spielberg can release a
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: flop and it's okay, you no one's gonna remember that.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: But yeah, they definitely remember his.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Hard I don't think anyone's forgiven him for the Happening
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: or the Lady in.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: The Water.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Signs. I can't.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I'll defend him on Signs. I loved Signs. I thought
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: that was really really good. Okay, I mean it's it.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: It had a lot of promise. It's gotta, it's gotta,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: you know. I think Alien Nation did the whole thing
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: about being allergic to water a lot better than he did.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Hm hmmm, because it's like they've they appear to be
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: carbon based life forms, and so they have to have water.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: So why would aliens that are smart enough to travel
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: all that way through interstellar space to come to this planet?
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Would be so stupid? Is to walk around naked on
• 38:09
  Speaker 5: a planet that's covered in a substance that they're allergic to.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: You have put way more thought into this than Trey
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: and I have.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, my biggest complaint about Signs was that you had
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Joaquin Phoenix portraying some amazing baseball player and when he
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: picks up a bat in the final scene, it looks
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: like he's never touched one in his life.
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• 38:33
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• 39:15
  Speaker 2: Trey, what did you say, Lily your new dog did
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: after that last segment?
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Hey, if she even woke up and like looked up
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: at me give a little whine and then it was like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: I won't be on the floor again.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Damn, Daddy's mean. All right, back inside the treehouse, Dan
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: and Trey and Jerry, it is time for the end
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: of the week stupid news of palooza. Here inside the treehouse.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Four Dallas Police officers were among those caught in the
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Dallas World Cup prostitution crackdown.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Guys.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: H percentage wise, they were really low for the total
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: number of arrests, but the fact that they were in
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: there at all is bad. Operation Safe Streets resulted in
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: three hundred and thirty five arrests for prostitution and sex
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: trafficking during the Dallas World Cup. Four of those were
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Dallas Police officers.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: It was publicized, everyone knew they were running stings.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, there really weren't even that many games
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: in Dallas at the time.
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: It's like, for what three weeks or so, It's just
• 40:42
  Speaker 7: a period where you just don't don't do that. I
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: mean you shouldn't do it at all. Let's make that
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: very clear. Don't do that at all. But you're on
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: the side of the stings, you should know better. I mean,
• 40:54
  Speaker 7: even on the public side.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: We knew all this stuff was going to be heightened
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: as the World Cup stuff was happening in North Texas.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: They just can't help themselves.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: Then you always go apply at Lewisville.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Well, they do have experience, all right.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: So we've all lamented the downfall of Spirit Airlines, but
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: there is an Australian airline that is seeking the crown
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: of the cheapest airline, and not just by monetary fare,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: but just by the entire business model of charging you
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: for everything. Jetstar is an Australian airline and it is
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: going to now charge passengers to use the overhead bins
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: for their bags. Even Spirit Airlines didn't.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Charge for that. Wow, maybe they should have.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Uh for passengers on the budget Australian airline Jetstar. The
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: days of cramming your bag into an overhead locker already
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: full of your seat mate's full sized suitcases are coming
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: to an end.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: But there is a catch.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: The carrier is going to charge passengers for stowing carrying
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: on bags in the overhead compartments, beginning in February twenty
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: twenty seven. This came after passengers and airline staff named
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: having bags weighed at the gate and struggling to find
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: room in overhead lockers as the more stressful parts of
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: their airport experience, which honestly could be made up as
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: an excuse to just justify charging people for the overhead access.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: But let me point out it is true that a
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: lot of us are stuffing our carrying ons with really
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: heavy stuff to get in that overhead compartment, because if
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: you're carrying it on, you don't have to weigh it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: You just got to be able to.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Carry it or roll it through the terminal, and then
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: you got to pick it up and put it in
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: the bin. I've done it, I'll admit it. I have
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: traveled across the country with broadcast equipment that probably weighed
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: forty pounds by itself, and I've picked that thing up
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: and put it in the overhead bin. But it was
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: in the normal roller carrying on things, so it fit.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: It was just heavy.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't I don't blame them.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: I think people will get I think people try to
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: carry on too much crap. It's really not that big
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: of a deal to check a bag, you know, I
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know when. I guess somewhere post
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: nine to eleven that everyone hated carry checking in a
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: bag and everyone tried to, you know, carry it all on.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: It's like, it's ten to fifteen minutes typically you're not
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: it's not going to really make that much of a difference.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: And it actually, to me, it makes the flying experience
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: much easier because you're not trying to find space in
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: the overhead bind or do what are you just stroll on?
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Get your seat.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: God, I missed the Spirit Airlines, big comfy seats up front.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: And there for a while there was a spate of
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: luggage being lost that it kind of it kind of
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: spiked a lot higher than it would be normally. And
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: that's when I learned how to pack for six days
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: in a double bag or carry on.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: I have had luggage lost. It's an awful, awful experience.
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: But I mean it was back. I think it was
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: Northwest Airlines. I mean they were just, oh wow, the
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: crappiest airline ever. And I mean it was the worst
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: it lost in Detroit and I was going to Quebec
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: and it took him like it was going for a
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: wedding and all my clothes in there and I was
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: in the wedding.
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh so I learned.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I think the thing you can do to you sort
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: of navigate that is one. It depends on the trip
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: if you can find a way to get it where
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: it's just minimal packing and it's only carry on stuff. Cool,
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: you're right, trade There is sort of a relaxation that
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: comes from not having because when all your stuff is
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: with you in the carry on bag, then you need
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: to make sure you get on that plane so you
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: get overhead compartment space.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: But if you just pack it all in the carry on,
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: then yeah, you don't have to worry about it as much.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: It might be a little more laid back, but all
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: it takes is one time when they lose your luggage
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: and you don't have it for a little while to
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: when you realize you have to pack smart, whether it's
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: carry on or checking stuff. So if you're checking a bag,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: make sure you have essentials that you need on your
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: carrying on with you, your toilet trees, all that, like,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: make sure you've got essentials on you so you don't lose.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a change or two of clothes in that bag.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even care about.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: So much that I'll pack like a change of underwear
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: because I can buy a shirt, I you know, typically whatever,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: but I toothbrush, contact solution, deodorant, hair joel, stuff like that.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I will still try to carry on with me because
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: as long as you have that stuff, you're going to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: be okay.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Cyclospora is still out there. Went quiet for a
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: little while, didn't you hear a whole lot about it?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: But now it is.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: The cyclospora outbreak is now in fifteen states. This food
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: borne illness linked to shredded iceberg lettuce has now been
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: connected to six additional states. I honestly, I can't keep
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: up with how many states have been affected. This story
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: is saying fifteen. I thought it was more than that. Yes,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: health official say the outbreak is caused by cyclospora, the
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: parasite that can lead to severe diarrhea and dehydration. More
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: than twenty two thousand suspected or confirmed cases and over
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: five hundred hospitalizations have been reported nationwide, and two debts
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: in Michigan.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Where I just was.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Granted, those people that died had underlying health conditions. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: don't know what they were, but so it wasn't like
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: they were in peak health in some way and then
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: they you know, shit themselves to death, which would obviously
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: be a god awful way to go. Investigators have traced
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: many cases to recalled Taylor Farms iceberg let us imported
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: from Central Mexico, though officials are still examining whether or
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: not other sources may be involved. Like the last time
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: we talked about this, the FDA was sending out an
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: apology letter saying they had a false positive with a
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: tailor farm's inspection. And then it came out and was like, well,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: that was a false positive, but then there was another
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: test that still said it probably is them.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: At the end of the day, they really still don't know, no, And.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: This is this goes back to the problem of how
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: badly they handled COVID is.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: People just don't listen to the government anymore, you know,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: because and like I had really forgotten about this.
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: I was listening to something the other day. I had
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: totally forgotten the.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: BS at the beginning of COVID, how they you know,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you had to disinfect every surface because they were saying,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: oh it can it can last on packages for a week,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and it's like, no, it can't.
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: Oh it doesn't.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: And you know that was complete bs. And then you
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: go back and you find out amazingly.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Lyesol had a deal with the CDC, and you go, h,
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: I don't think it was.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: But I think the CDC, you know, hogged all the
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Lyesol because you wouldn't buy Lysol for ever.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah it was. Yeah, I'm with you. I don't think
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: it was a planned promotion. I don't think COVID. I
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: don't think the COVID pandemic was a promotion to sell Liesol,
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: although I'm sure Lyesol's thinking I wish we had thought
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: of that, but worked out for us either way. Uh,
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: but yeah, it's it. The mission. The misinformation through all
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: of that has just made everyone just kind of do
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: like they're like, give everything a little bit of a
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: RCA dog like, well, it's.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Like and I'll remain a political on it. But then
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: you go back and you see this the Fauci.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: Diaries, and.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: You knew all along that masking and all this other
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: stuff was ineffective and that you were pushing it on everybody,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: and and for me, you just go back and you
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: look at the number of people who lost their homes,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: their businesses, everything else because of stuff they knew was ineffective,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: but yet they were doing it anyways, basically from what
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I think, just to look like the government was doing
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: something from you know, six feet separation and masking everything else,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: which really and at the end of the day, COVID
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: really wasn't that lethal, but we treated.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: It like like it was gonna be, you know, wipe
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: out half the population.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: It didn't, but it did kill my friend Alan Hollis.
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: I understand, I have no people, and this.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: Is the guy that you know.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: So it's like, I'm just saying that I don't like
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: it when I don't know how much of everything you
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: just said, how accurate it is.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: I know that you believe it to be, so I
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: believe you.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I haven't followed all that stuff to the level that
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: a lot of people have, but I do know the
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: impact that you know, eight hundred thousand Americans or maybe
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: more that died from it, Uh that should not should
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: should not be lessened.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: No, they didn't.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: You got to remember everything. If you were in the
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: hospital and you died it was COVID.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Now, I did hear a bunch of that that a
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: lot of people would write that type of stuff down.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Well that was now and I heard that myself, But
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know how much of that is true.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: But for the CDC, point one tenth of one percent
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: of COVID people was fatal the actual COVID deaths, So
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: it was not the great And I know people that died,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: but I also I know two people who died that
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: were blamed that official cause of death was COVID and
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: know they had cancer m but a lot of that
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: is the way hospitals are funded, and they knew every
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: COVID death meant more money.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I can't get into all the veracity of all that
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: stuff because a lot of it is anecdotal and you know,
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: barring an outright you know, investigation to really find out
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: the truth on it, which obviously is not going to happen.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Well, another thing is you know the whole deal it
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: was a wet market. No, it was a lablique started
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: a Wuhand where they had the Wuhand Center for Coronavirus Research.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: And can we just say, I think we all can
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: agree on this not to call it the wu Hand Center,
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: because that sounds like a place that's full of fun
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: and triviality like wu Hand.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, the BSL for wu Hand Research Facility dedicated to
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: coronavirus research.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: See that sounds more serious. Yeah, I'd pay attention to
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: that more.
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: And it's not so much rehash COVID. It's just so
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: much of what they did.
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: They'll never get away with it again, and there may
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: come a time where they really need to have to
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: do that. There definitely could be a virus that comes
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: along in the future where everyone really does need to
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: be really precautious and stay indoors and everything else and
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: everyone because of that, everyone's going to go screw you.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: That's what the travesty of that whole thing was. We
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: had a good practice run for something that could be
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: absolutely deadly serious, and it was bungled from top to bottom.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Well see speaking of bottoms.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Nice tray knows. I from relationship advice on Reddit. I'm
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: a twenty nine year old male. My girlfriend is a
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: thirty female. I suggested to my girlfriend that I use
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: a prostate massage. You're during sex. Now our relationship is
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: falling apart.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: How do I navigate this?
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: Situation floor as yours, Dan, how did you broach the subject? Really?
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And twenty nine two things number one start small number two.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: If she can't handle a request like that in the bedroom,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: then you need to go out there and find you
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: a real man who will.
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Well done, sir.
• 53:44
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