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OUTRO: Eat More A** · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: I don't you will.
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  Speaker 2: There is the pool for all you med bastards loving
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  Speaker 2: the Big Show podcast Get up even Closer on.
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  Speaker 1: Instagram, YouTube and ticktu off for Horr Doggies for to
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  Speaker 1: seven every weekday on radio. Yeah you feels the fellas
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  Speaker 1: as a dog man. Yeah, he is sick as a dog.
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  Speaker 1: And if he misses Hookiteker, which you won't for the
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  Speaker 1: second year in a row.
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  Speaker 3: I think he will.
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  Speaker 1: Literally, you think he will. You think you'll miss it?
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  Speaker 3: Really shit, because it sounded like it was still coming on.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a flu and it sounds like it's still
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  Speaker 3: coming on. And Jason, once the sickness gets hold of him,
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  Speaker 3: he's vulnerable.
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  Speaker 2: He's a vulnerable guy. Well, he had the headache on Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: He had the headache for about three months if you
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  Speaker 3: listen to him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, I don't believe it, you know, I just kidding.
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  Speaker 3: I can't shake it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe him. But we go to Hookitker because
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  Speaker 1: he wants to go, and obviously because of the wild
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  Speaker 1: foods fist is like, you know, a great partner and
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  Speaker 1: all that, but Jase wanted to go. So if we're
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  Speaker 1: down there again at fucking Stumpers, bar and he's not
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  Speaker 1: there human.
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  Speaker 3: But we're not going gain because he wanted to go right,
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  Speaker 3: We're going regardless. Probably I have no idea, but yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there will. If it was driven because Jace wanted to
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  Speaker 3: do something, we're all going down to hooker ticker.
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  Speaker 2: Stoke about the train.
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  Speaker 3: I think, look, Hoka took a food fist. Well, who
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  Speaker 3: doesn't want to get involved in that? The train?
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  Speaker 1: You can to do a bit of work on the train.
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  Speaker 3: Do a bit of work for sure on the train. Well,
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  Speaker 3: the train is five hours.
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  Speaker 1: Long, will it have I wonder if it's got a reception?
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  Speaker 4: Probably not, there isn't Because of our plans for the train,
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  Speaker 4: I can't do anything with what we're doing on the
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  Speaker 4: train until after the train is done.
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  Speaker 2: Stations we're docked up. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I got it.
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  Speaker 4: Then I need to go to the whatever office we've
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  Speaker 4: got in Hokitika on the local one go to the
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  Speaker 4: local plug plugging there. Yeah, stumpers, the local can take
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  Speaker 4: of office, plug in there and then send everything right here.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what time the train leaves?
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you that.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was quite right now. I suppose if
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  Speaker 1: it's five hours long. Yeah, and then the wars are
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  Speaker 1: playing that night. Man Stumpers excited about that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay eight am departure.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, so up early on the Friday, okay, yeah, boom boom.
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  Speaker 4: And then get to Greymouth at past one, tim pass one,
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  Speaker 4: ten past one, straight to the Graymouth office and then hit.
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  Speaker 1: There is no Greymouth office? Is there a Greymouth office?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 4: So there were people that we went with last time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: who worked in that Greymouth office?
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  Speaker 3: That was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there were a couple of people, and yeah, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be there again.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell, that's cool. Imagine if I can just move
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  Speaker 1: to Greymouth. I'm doing a haughty j now, I'll just
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  Speaker 1: move to her Graymouth and do a little get a
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  Speaker 1: little studio there and do a show from.
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  Speaker 2: There, to shove the front of the office and just
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  Speaker 2: full there you.
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  Speaker 1: Go, right, do you reckon? It's a flu he's got.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good.
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  Speaker 3: It's what he said, isn't it. That's why I thought
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  Speaker 3: that was what he said. He said he's got a
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  Speaker 3: sore throat and and a headache. Yeah, flus are coming.
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  Speaker 3: And my my daughter's got she's got a there's a
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  Speaker 3: finished one idea at the time. Mate, my daughter's been
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  Speaker 3: off work for because she's I took her out of school.
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  Speaker 3: You remember she's working now, So she's been off work
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  Speaker 3: for four days. It is the fourth day off work.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking hell. And then COVID is leaping.
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  Speaker 1: Is it so COVID's back.
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  Speaker 3: COVID's back, COVID and ages, Yes, I know, yes, one
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  Speaker 3: of our people head of COVID. It was a big job. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's a fucker. But it's funny because they're closing things down.
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  Speaker 3: So for example, it was a it was a film
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  Speaker 3: shoot and they had to stop it for a day
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  Speaker 3: or two. Oh really, but yeah, which surprised me becaus
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  Speaker 3: normally I thought we would just be treating it like
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  Speaker 3: a cold. Is pretty much.
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  Speaker 2: It seemed to be the attitude.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but COVID's different, is it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, so fucking hell, man, I spent the whole day
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  Speaker 1: is sanding right, paint, Yes, flaky paint outside of my house, sanding, Sandy, sands,
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  Speaker 1: sandy sanding my song because I've got an all electric
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  Speaker 1: sand it and like a mask. But whenever I put
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  Speaker 1: goggles on, I can't see. You probably have to take
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  Speaker 1: goggles off. So my eyeballs are just full of paint, right,
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  Speaker 1: it's fucking annoying, and like every time I blink, there's
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  Speaker 1: stuff in my eyeballs.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, why can't you see with the goggles.
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  Speaker 1: Because they foam up. They foam up quite like a bastard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they missed up instantly and you can't see anything. Keep
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  Speaker 1: taking them. I was like, fu' that's the spirit man.
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  Speaker 1: And then instead it was just blowing paint into my eyeballs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: really out, blink it out.
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  Speaker 3: You have some good sleep. Tomorrow morning, I'll probably in
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  Speaker 3: the sense that I'll accumulate in the corner of your eye.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you have heaps of paint and ship in there.
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  Speaker 1: I probably I'll wake up and I won't be able
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  Speaker 1: to open my eyes. The paint set.
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  Speaker 4: And nothing terrified me more than when I had conjunctivitis
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  Speaker 4: and then my eye was glued shut.
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  Speaker 1: It's discussing. You've never had no, no, no, no, I've never
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  Speaker 1: had a CONJUNCTIVI what like an eye and fiction you
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  Speaker 1: guys gotta you guys glued shut.
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  Speaker 2: PARPs on your pillow.
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  Speaker 4: Man. I was going to say, you guys gonna eats.
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  Speaker 1: You're disgusting the whole Warchy Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hiraky.
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  Speaker 3: The Wracky Big Show Podcast. How are you going with
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  Speaker 3: your three day hangover? Pigs three day?
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  Speaker 1: You're in your thirties now, man.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow, I guess you'll really be feeling it.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday was my actual birthday and I did very little.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, are you slow today?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah, absolutely so.
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  Speaker 4: My family was still here yesterday and then you sort
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  Speaker 4: of like kick into your second when like you're running
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  Speaker 4: on fumes. Caught up with them. It was beautiful morning.
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  Speaker 4: We went out and stuff like that, and they lifted
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  Speaker 4: about two.
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  Speaker 3: Right, great rot rest of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, didn't move, didn't leave the couch.
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  Speaker 1: It feels good though. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, ordered some food. So my favorite So, my.
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  Speaker 4: Favorite food is spaghetty bolonnaise, and so every birthday my
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  Speaker 4: mum would make spiggtty bonnaise, but.
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  Speaker 2: She had to go obviously, so I the past to
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 4: There's a pasta place around the corner, so I got
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  Speaker 4: one of the bolonnasers, not as good as mine.
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  Speaker 1: That's your favorite food in the world?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's my best. Number one, my spag bowl.
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  Speaker 4: I make a fucking ripper. He reckons he makes a
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  Speaker 4: better one.
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  Speaker 1: Jace Frickens he makes the bits ship and then you
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  Speaker 1: go to his house and he delivers the sex out
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  Speaker 1: of ten. But I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: He delivers the sex out of ten. His wife delivers
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  Speaker 2: ten out of ten.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck, she was a wee bit frosty at me. It's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it's all well and good when it's Keesy's wife under
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  Speaker 1: the pump here.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You're directing it at You're
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  Speaker 3: not directing it j So you're directing it at her.
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  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't as far. I was directing it there, Jays,
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  Speaker 1: but she's making it. She's jumped in front of Jason
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  Speaker 1: taking the bullet.
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  Speaker 2: I like, not you, it's a package deal man.
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  Speaker 1: But I tried to explain to her the and Jay
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  Speaker 1: swears that he didn't do the thing you were saying,
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  Speaker 1: which I thought as well. Where she said, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to anyone. I don't want see any liftovers,
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  Speaker 1: and then immediately Jay started clearing stuff up. It's a
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent what happened. I tried to explain that I
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  Speaker 1: can bou for that, and he's like, no, Kesey's lying.
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  Speaker 1: So it's quite good.
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  Speaker 3: It's good fun.
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  Speaker 1: It is good.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny. When she turned up, she was saying, all
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  Speaker 3: the which I passed on to you, which you carry men,
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  Speaker 3: because you're not getting.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking mega probably about five.
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  Speaker 3: Which was that she was going to turn up wearing
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  Speaker 3: a T shirt that she reckons she's going to.
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  Speaker 2: She's like I told her, I'd use the company card.
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  Speaker 3: We'll get some T shirts printed for all.
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  Speaker 2: Of us when you do your one for all of that.
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  Speaker 3: Not for me. I'm staying us. Nothing to do with me. No,
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  Speaker 3: I won't.
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  Speaker 2: I won't.
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  Speaker 3: I expect to get sex anyway and sex or low.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, it's doesn't. But it also it doesn't matter, no, totally.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not even about the food. Like the food's yummy, right,
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  Speaker 3: the food there was delicious. It's about all the other ship.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's the thing I guess is that he gets
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  Speaker 3: another turn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't discuss that he is going to have
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  Speaker 2: another game.
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  Speaker 3: Well he needs to because it was like such short notice.
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  Speaker 3: Five out of ten, three out of ten.
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  Speaker 1: We should all know.
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  Speaker 3: We can't. Because this is what it has to be.
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  Speaker 3: It's got to be. It's got to be come done
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  Speaker 3: with me. It's got to be entree. It's got to
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  Speaker 3: be Maine, and then it's got to be dessert, and
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  Speaker 3: then it's got to be entertainment.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And like I'm going to be working like
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  Speaker 1: a bastard that day because my wife is I'm not
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  Speaker 1: having a bar of any of this ship. Yeah, she'll
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  Speaker 1: be part of the entertainment. She'll chat to you guys,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, but that's about it.
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  Speaker 2: My partner very very competitive and very proud.
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  Speaker 3: She's going to have to step up with your chat,
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  Speaker 3: your missus keyesy, because the conversation is really dry.
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  Speaker 1: See see they're right there. If I say that about
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  Speaker 1: Jace's wife should get bame right now. Tell her she'll
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  Speaker 1: be upset with me. Meanwhile, my wife, who's got excellent chat,
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  Speaker 1: you know, she just takes it like a backbone, if
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: So true? Man?
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  Speaker 1: What hell's that supposed to mean?
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  Speaker 4: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: What were you even so true?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 1: So you are a bit slow?
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  Speaker 3: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Many slow? Are you feeling worse with you anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Would?
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  Speaker 2: I mean? There's no difference between twenty nine and thirty?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah there is now it's huge. Stop you can tell
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  Speaker 1: yourself I'm started to.
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  Speaker 2: Be thirty, MANU. Every year you're alive you're more yourself
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  Speaker 2: and all that shit.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't know, doesn't it doesn't for thirties maybe,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, like.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty is my favorite decade I've been alive so far.
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  Speaker 1: I've had the most fun in my thirties.
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  Speaker 2: Great, perfect, Well, that is very encouraging.
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  Speaker 4: It is an interesting yesterday turning thirty, and then my
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  Speaker 4: girlfriend fell asleep napping, and so.
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  Speaker 2: I was just gaming.
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  Speaker 4: I ate my favorite food as a kid, ball and
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  Speaker 4: aze after playing PlayStation. And then today I'm opening for
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  Speaker 4: you year cards. So thirty has been after a horror
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  Speaker 4: of a start.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you're just on there if you want to see
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  Speaker 1: pugsan opening and getting a hollow a holographic yugi O card,
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  Speaker 1: and you can check out my.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram lovely way handing from the office.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, some absolutely Honey's come over to witness pugs opening
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  Speaker 1: up as yugi O cards.
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  Speaker 3: Did you see how quick they left?
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  Speaker 1: Let's tack around for cake, They saw the hollow, then
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  Speaker 1: they kept it. Hey, listen to the Big Show four
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  Speaker 1: to seven weekdays. Ready, I heard Aki, Bye bye.