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OUTRO: Black Dilly Black Market · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: It's all good. You ready to go in your own time.
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  Speaker 2: Film for all you med bastards loving the Big Show
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  Speaker 2: I'll get a filburn.
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  Speaker 3: No Mogi today still sick. Sounds like he's got that thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he had a couple of years ago where his voice
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  Speaker 3: was fucked.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you know what it is. It's his snares. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is my fairy right, this is nars right now.
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  Speaker 4: Because he's got such a massive honker yeah right, it's
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  Speaker 4: like a massive vacuum and it's just sucking ship up
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  Speaker 4: there all the time, you know, just bits of did
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  Speaker 4: and felth.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think he needs a filter on there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, some sort of knitting or.
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  Speaker 3: Was like a great because today I was up in
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  Speaker 3: the roof of Casa del Keyesy, that's what I call
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  Speaker 3: my granny flat in west Auckland, and I was replacing
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  Speaker 3: the filter on my HRV system and it was about
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  Speaker 3: the size of one of Mogi's nostrils. It was about
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  Speaker 3: this big, yeah, And so I took two foot like
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  Speaker 3: two of those up into each nostrils.
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  Speaker 2: Sucking it up all the time. You know.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny as well about my I got up into
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  Speaker 3: the roof to change the filter and I went there
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, you know, there's this big ducting system
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  Speaker 3: of all these pipes going all the different rooms and
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  Speaker 3: it goes to a big fan and it, you know,
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  Speaker 3: sucks an ear dry air for I know how it works, man,
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  Speaker 3: just just for people that maybe don't know listening. I
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  Speaker 3: got there to change the filter and I realized the
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  Speaker 3: filter things mounted up there ready to go, and the
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  Speaker 3: deducting tube fan thing had fallen off like maybe two
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  Speaker 3: years ago by the looks of it, So the filter
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  Speaker 3: was still brand new sitting there and it's just been
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  Speaker 3: sucking a non filtered air for about two years.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll say, who the fucking installed.
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  Speaker 2: This well also, so it was HRV.
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  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't HIV originally was HIV? Was this other company?
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  Speaker 4: Right, because we had a thing where they come every
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  Speaker 4: year and just replace, you know, clean the filter because.
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  Speaker 2: They'll be fucked Yeah. Money, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 4: It was like three hundred bucks every time. But you know,
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  Speaker 4: I'd rather that happened than me try.
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  Speaker 2: And do it.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't recommend you try and do it.
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  Speaker 2: No, most of the front pigs bloody Nora.
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  Speaker 3: Having said that was very easy to do.
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  Speaker 5: Easy to do, the key is to not have one
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  Speaker 5: of those and just have just to be a natural air,
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  Speaker 5: the good old natural mount eat and air just pumping
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  Speaker 5: through your ranch sliders, fellas and all the time.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, I was actually telling someone your story about your
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  Speaker 4: next door neighbor that you had when you were a
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  Speaker 4: single feller ah and abandoning their little flat that was
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  Speaker 4: fun filled with poos and explosion, sh explosion not Did.
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  Speaker 3: You talk about that on the show?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I did.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so not exaggerating. It was full of ships, right,
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  Speaker 6: one hundred percent. There was literally poos wiped on the walls.
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  Speaker 4: And the person that I was telling about that story
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  Speaker 4: owns the owned an apartment himself and had a very
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  Speaker 4: very similar story. Yeah, I think of a tenant gone bad.
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  Speaker 6: I think it was like a mental health thing and
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  Speaker 6: it was like gone fucking out of control, you know.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I gathered from the landlord.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, you gathered from like inspecting the poos and that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, when I got right glass, Yeah, you got a
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  Speaker 4: little chopstick and we're just sort of sitting stick.
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  Speaker 1: He's an eating utensil.
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  Speaker 6: That's disrespectful, man, Man, I'd use a swab like a
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  Speaker 6: normal person.
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  Speaker 4: Bro that you wanted to get into it straight away,
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  Speaker 4: just to sort of investigate.
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  Speaker 2: And the nearest thing at hand was a chopstick.
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  Speaker 1: Because I carry chopsticks around with I know you do.
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  Speaker 2: It is weird. I don't know why you do that, man.
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  Speaker 1: In case I have to inspect poos on the walls.
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  Speaker 3: Have you noticed plugs? Has that fenny peck full of chopsticks?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? I do.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucking like it. It's great, like when you know
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  Speaker 3: we're going to sushi or something there around chopsticks.
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  Speaker 1: But that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Most of the time, it's pretty random.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's why I got you guys chopsticks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say. My wife said to say thanks
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  Speaker 2: for it.
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  Speaker 4: Pag Son brought us some chopsticks in a little you
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  Speaker 4: have aoon from Vietnam. No, my wife was very grateful,
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  Speaker 4: and I I said, yeah, it's pretty fucking half of us,
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  Speaker 4: but you know, yeah, it should have gone for your wife.
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  Speaker 3: What did you bring us back from Vietnam?
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me easy, A bucket load of great stories.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think he brought us back in.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't bring one great story.
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  Speaker 3: The Whole Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 3: Hurarky The Wky Big Show Podcast. You see, my daughter
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  Speaker 3: got sick.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not the kind of guy that likes to roam around,
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  Speaker 4: you know that that goes to a different destination and
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  Speaker 4: spends his whole time going because there are people like this,
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  Speaker 4: Oh what am I gonna get?
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  Speaker 2: What am I going to bring back for? Blah blah
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  Speaker 2: blah blah blah. Fucking man, I'm on holiday, right, wegon
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  Speaker 2: find their own.
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  Speaker 1: You're just the type to complain with whatever you receive
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  Speaker 1: from people like that.
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  Speaker 3: But it takes thirty seconds day. It's just get us
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  Speaker 3: a little so.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to be thought of.
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  Speaker 2: It's you know.
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  Speaker 1: I thought of you at all.
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  Speaker 2: You're in the airport. I mean I would have preferred
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  Speaker 2: a pack of daries or something.
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  Speaker 1: It it's not like the daries because he actually did
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  Speaker 1: work while I was away doing my job.
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  Speaker 3: So you got a pack of daries for Vietnam?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Nice?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, So souvenirs.
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  Speaker 2: Don't wink me.
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  Speaker 3: Man, he winks at everyone. It's just it's what he does.
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  Speaker 3: He's a winker fucking hell, he's going to be out
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  Speaker 3: of control to my own toneat and everyone down there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but in terms of souvenirs, I always get them from
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  Speaker 3: either the airport or the day I am leaving. It'll
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  Speaker 3: be like, fuck, we're gonna go soon. And then if
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  Speaker 3: I spot something on the way, you know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we made the mistake of getting a couple of
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  Speaker 6: things a bit early on and we were carting them
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  Speaker 6: around with those chop six man take up a shitload
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  Speaker 6: of room in my bed.
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  Speaker 2: Eg was three pairs and am mask I mean, why
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  Speaker 2: did you ever?
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't a gift?
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  Speaker 2: Was it? That was for me? I know, but I
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  Speaker 2: mean you should have got it at the end of.
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  Speaker 1: The stay because then I could use it on the
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  Speaker 1: holiday and.
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  Speaker 4: All the Dilly's and stuff again, definitely use them on
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  Speaker 4: the holiday. This is the interesting thing, Keyzy, that you
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  Speaker 4: didn't know that went over there, because you know the
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  Speaker 4: limit on travelers like twenty seven kgs for your suitcase
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  Speaker 4: s twenty three twenty yeah, twenty twenty three when he
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  Speaker 4: went when he went to Vietnam, his bag weighed twenty
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  Speaker 4: two and a half kg's And he texted me and
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  Speaker 4: said who that was? Closey j on the way back.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty two kgs. Wow, and I'll tell you chop six.
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  Speaker 2: Eight kg wow.
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  Speaker 4: You some chopsticks eight kgs, dillies and sex toys and masks.
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  Speaker 3: Heavy so you know, and Vietnam and you bought three
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  Speaker 3: pairs of chopsticks, yeah, a pack of darts for dilly
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  Speaker 3: and ten kilograms of dillies and six toys and Couln't
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  Speaker 3: you get that stuff here?
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but there's something about the Vietnamese once man.
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  Speaker 3: From half Harsh Slong Bay. Did you You didn't even
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  Speaker 3: go there, did you?
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  Speaker 1: But but skipped it?
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  Speaker 2: In the dilly over there is like two bucks pretty.
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  Speaker 1: Sure they're banned. Six toys a band there. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: centers of scene.
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  Speaker 3: The white so you bought one another black market, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the Vietnamese dilly black market, black.
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  Speaker 1: Dilli market, black Dilly, black dilly black market.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because that I didn't do the black market thing
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  Speaker 4: because Pugs.
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  Speaker 3: Was where's the white market?
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  Speaker 2: He said? He went underground? Fully when you're over there,
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  Speaker 2: a just well it's.
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  Speaker 3: One of the tunnels. Yeah gross.
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  Speaker 4: Hey yeah, hey fellers, yeah, man, do we still have
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  Speaker 4: snacks and stuff? Because we had quite a lot yesterday,
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  Speaker 4: not a banana Pugs, Jace.
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  Speaker 3: You and Moggi both treat this place like some sort of.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't understand if you'd pay it a vending machine,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's that's correct. But like both of you walking
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  Speaker 3: every day and go where are the snacks?
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  Speaker 4: Well that I mean Mogi tunes up every day with
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  Speaker 4: about four meals anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Or zero meals, yes, and then buys four meals exactly.
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  Speaker 3: But I just to be fair, if I was the
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  Speaker 3: boss of the station, I would have snacks for you
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  Speaker 3: and Moggi every day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good, just purely because I'm like, these guys are so
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  Speaker 3: fucking annoying with their snacks.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, but just in terms of eating.
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  Speaker 1: Down there, that was the Segway equivalent, Madison.
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  Speaker 3: That was the Segway equivalent of just a truck slamming
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  Speaker 3: through the front door.
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  Speaker 2: I realized, because we're going to be in Dunedin tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Are you Dunedin?
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  Speaker 2: You carry on?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry mate, what are you going to do?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's dumpling day for you?
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  Speaker 3: Dumbling days now Monday for me?
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  Speaker 2: Oh right?
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  Speaker 1: So have you had them?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, Today I was at home and my wife was
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  Speaker 3: working from home and I was like, what are you
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  Speaker 3: having for lunch? I'm quite hungry and then she was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm hungry too, And I was like, am I gonna
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  Speaker 3: get noodles? And she's like, no, there's sausages in the
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  Speaker 3: fridge that need to be eaten. And so I had
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  Speaker 3: to cook sausages for lunch.
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  Speaker 1: Were they sort of from an old camping track.
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  Speaker 3: They were from the camping tree.
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  Speaker 2: They were in the same mold and stuff, the same.
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  Speaker 3: Tuple we container that the paddies were in last night.
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  Speaker 2: The rancid stench of rotting blood.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, actually I didn't have to eat it. On Mulenberg
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  Speaker 3: last night. We found a bap in the back of
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  Speaker 3: the freezing.
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  Speaker 4: Do you find when you freeze your burger bunds and
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  Speaker 4: your baps, they're never the same.
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  Speaker 2: They go They get very crumbly when you take them
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  Speaker 2: out again.
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  Speaker 1: One thing that he's asking me this, okay, I'll go
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  Speaker 1: fuck myself.
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  Speaker 2: No, just well you do most days anyway.
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  Speaker 1: For me to go fuck myself.
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  Speaker 4: Your black market Vietnamese black dillies, No, because.
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  Speaker 3: You freeze it while they're still fresh and it doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: And as long as they're in a sealed container. It's fine,
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  Speaker 3: that was, and that's how I freeze buns.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I was gonna say, is putting it in
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  Speaker 6: the container. Yeah, like I've got sourdough chopped up, like
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  Speaker 6: you chop it up before you put it in the container, Jacks.
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  Speaker 6: And then it's not like awkward to chop up all frozen,
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  Speaker 6: you know when you're.
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  Speaker 3: Taking out of the pre slices.
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  Speaker 1: Jase, I'm talking about my sourdo on the freezer vienna.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to the Big Show for seven week.
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  Speaker 3: Hey that's my line.
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  Speaker 2: Now, then you did it pretty good man to be okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're a good finish it.
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  Speaker 3: Finished like we've been being on.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to get some half price sushi. You've
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  Speaker 2: blown it for me now with your constant nettering funk.
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  Speaker 3: Off you were going to I was, man, there's still time,
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  Speaker 3: go quick.
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  Speaker 2: Go Jase.
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  Speaker 1: Seven weekdays you say bye, no hurry, app goodbye