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Fake or News: Wordpress Dropping PHP, $10M on Tokens and Claude Finds Cures - Kate Astrid · Coffee with Developers

• 0:01
  SPEAKER_01: Let's play fake on news.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_03: I love it.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: Grand Theft AI.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_01: Highway thieves are stealing millions in data center gear.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's fake.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think it's fake.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: It feels quite real though.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: Data centers all over the US.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_02: You're not convinced?
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_03: No, I think it's fake.
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's actually real.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Sorry.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: It's offensively cheap how solar power is quietly becoming bigger than nuclear.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_03: No, that's fake.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's not true.
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_03: It's not becoming bigger than nuclear.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'll let you let you choose, but I've I've got a feeling.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, solar, it feels like it's the time that maybe.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: It's actually real.
• 0:35
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: Open cloud creator says he spent 10 million in tokens last month.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: What what do you feel on that, Kate?
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: I would say that this is too this is fake.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: It's actually real.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, he says it.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_01: If it's true, we don't know.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: But like Wow.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_01: Following the PHP to shell security incident, WordPress switches to Python in next release.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's fake.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_03: It cannot be too so fast to switch to Python.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would say it's fake.
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  SPEAKER_02: Agreed, isn't it?
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: Something like I don't know, 40% of the internet or something is WordPress and PHP.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_02: It can't be.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: It is fake.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: Woohoo!
• 1:13
  unknown: Yay!
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_01: Meta smart glasses were recording conversations without the wake phrase company admits.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_03: I can believe that.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: I would say that it might be true.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I feel like it is as well.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just hoping that he's not luring us into a trap.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: It is true.
• 1:30
  unknown: It is true.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_01: Shiam Chanka, CTO of Palantir, says AI researchers have started smoking because they're convinced AI, Claude, probably is going to cure cancer.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: No, I would say it's fake.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just hoping, you know, developers are intelligent people.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: Surely they wouldn't be doing this.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
• 1:50
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_01: It's actually news.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_03: No way.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_03: No way.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Again, he said it.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_01: If it's true, we don't know.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_01: But like he said it.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_01: Apple releases CSS library to make it easier for web designers to support the iPhone duo.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: No, I think it's fake.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: It's also too fast.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_01: On a CSS library?
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't know.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, I don't think so.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_01: It is fake.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_01: Would be good though.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: Grey paint has never had as good as in the AI boom.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: I really don't know what that even means.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Why would that be the case?
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_01: What do you think?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, I would also say it's fake.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_03: Fake.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: I'm saying it's fake.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: It's actually news.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: There's a special grey paint that is fireproof and actually very optimized for data centers.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's why everybody is actually ordering that paint from that one provider in America.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Warhound raises$200 million to engineer war dogs and arm them with Andoril gear.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: I would say it could be real.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_03: Let's say it's real.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it just sounds so bonkers that it does feel like it's real.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're getting there.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_01: It's real.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't I didn't understand a single word of that headline, but it's real.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's like what is Andrew Gear?
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: I have no idea, but okay, fair enough.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: Apple will reportedly run diagnostics on returned iPhones without opening the packaging.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_01: Using yeah, scanning of some kind.
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  SPEAKER_03: But okay, let's say it's real.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it might be the case.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_03: It's Apple.
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  unknown: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's real.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've seen also people walk around in San Francisco and do like Bluetooth scanning to see if you have a Macbook, a MacBook in your boot of your car, if some some gear is in the car to make it worthwhile breaking and open.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_01: Concerned about AI security, German enterprise customers resort to USB sticks for secure updates.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_01: I could see that.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: I could see that happening.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_03: Ah yeah, yeah, I could see that.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_03: I used to work with German customers.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_03: I would say it's it's true.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, great, okay, okay.
• 3:40
  unknown: No.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: AI agents use idle time to index root folders, researchers say.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: I would say it's fake.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_03: Why would you do that?
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't fake, luckily enough.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: Well, let's see how you fare.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: Seven.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, not bad.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's not a problem.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_03: It was very interesting though.
• 3:58
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't expect me to be so excited about that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Cool.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, that was fake news for today.