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Your partner's weird thing 3 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: I had no idea this was gonna be the hit that it was, but this has got me just cracking up, and you guys are all in a mood today.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_02: Uh with the weird things your partner does for Tangsylvania tickets.
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_02: Now this is not a bitch fest.
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  SPEAKER_02: This is not where you get on here and you go, uh, well, he's he never picks up anything.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, no, these are like the funny weird things.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_03: Like I I'm really surprised that Tiffany didn't text the one that I was thinking.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: What what?
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  SPEAKER_03: That you sleep like the dead.
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  SPEAKER_03: That I by the way, I've never slept the same way with Scott.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just know I just know this about him because uh this has been uh a little known fact, if you will.
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  SPEAKER_02: That I would uh I actually used to sleep like I'd be in a coffin.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, lays down, crosses his arms, like as if as if I'm in the uh great beyond.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I do that anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think now it's dad hearing.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, like I can hear Lydia opening your door to go to the bathroom at one in the morning before before she even hits the doorknob.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So when I say sleeps like the dead, like literally looks like the dead.
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  SPEAKER_03: I did used to, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I really did.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, by the way, the other one that comes up a lot, and I'm gonna kind of go through all of them, there's a theme, the smelling of things.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you know, I feel like it's partially my fault because Zach's like, you smell everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's get in, let's do all the smells for Tag Sylvania tickets.
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  SPEAKER_03: Smells everything.
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  SPEAKER_03: If he sees something, damn, even on the floor.
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  SPEAKER_03: He'll put his hands on the floor.
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  SPEAKER_03: He smells dog pee, whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_03: He goes, she said, even at hotels.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't even like my feet touching the floor at a hotel.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know me neither.
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  SPEAKER_03: This one's a great one.
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  SPEAKER_03: I smell my toenails after clipping them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, you're not alone.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're totally not alone.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do too.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would even, if Zach would let me clip his toenails, no one's smell his.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I would love to.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_03: You are all weird for smelling your socks, Mike.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's no, no, we're not.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, we honestly need to know how bad we reek.
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  SPEAKER_03: I just want to know, did I put in a hard day's work?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm sitting here thinking to myself, man, if it's real bad, did she just be nice today and not say you stank?
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  SPEAKER_03: 1774, another smell one.
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  SPEAKER_03: My husband smells his crotch when he takes off his pants.
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  SPEAKER_03: I do too.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you not do this?
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, that one I don't do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I totally do.
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  SPEAKER_02: Specifically, I don't sniff my own underwear.
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  SPEAKER_02: That makes it sound like I'm sniffing everyone else's.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let me rephrase that.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's gonna come up to you the next live broadcast.
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  SPEAKER_03: Free smell.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's sniffaroo time.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's disgusting.
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  SPEAKER_03: He also smells the pits of his shirts.
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  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, again, that that's a are you just being nice and not telling me how bad I stink?
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  SPEAKER_03: One other one that I am gonna say for the smelling thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: My husband will smell his hand after he itches his bazaals.
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  SPEAKER_02: Who doesn't?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like, if I yeah, yeah, to all of that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's the time, that's the one time your husband will go to the doctor if there's a real weird smell.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's when he's like, oh man, something's wrong down there.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's why you gotta smell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Then this one.
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  SPEAKER_03: I missed the assignment.
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  SPEAKER_03: You text us the weird thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know the smells thing has kind of taken over.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: But you text us the weird thing that your partner does for Tag Sylvania tickets.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let me play two audio things.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Um, which one did you want to do?
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  SPEAKER_02: Which this is using the microphone on the app, so you can either text or you can record something.
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  SPEAKER_02: What?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just play either one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not only is this weird, but my husband, as soon as he gets out of the car every day after work, pees outside.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, we live rural, but the bathroom is just as close as he's walking to go pee outside.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was thinking, and this is a question for Scott, doesn't it feel freeing?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, uh, I'm always I uh it's very uncomfortable.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm looking around a bit.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, not that I I think I've done it twice.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, all right, if I'm in the middle of the woods, maybe.
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  SPEAKER_02: Right.
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  SPEAKER_02: But it's not something I don't okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't get in the woods and think to myself, free peeing! Here we go, we're going like I don't want to do it.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't want to feel the fall air on your ween.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't, I don't strive to do it, but like sometimes nature just is like, oh if I was not I don't want to do it.
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  SPEAKER_02: For what it's worth in my neighborhood the other day, the garbage man was taking a deuce on somebody's front lawn.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, one more one more piece of audio.
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  SPEAKER_01: My boyfriend is 39 years old and uses a shoehorn like he is 93 years old every day for convenience of putting on his shoes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I love this.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know who else used to use a shoehorn?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thurman Rasco Payne, my pawpaw.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Also 95 years old.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, and dead.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I love that we're gonna just start calling your husband pawpaw.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right?
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait, hold on.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me see if I have any other ones.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh I mean, I'm not saying the smelling ones are bad, but I'm really loving the peed outside.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, and makes me laugh.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_03: I know.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I also love the sleeping in a polo t-shirt.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_02: You're ready for a golf outing at any hour.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can pick two of those three.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's all I only have enough tickets for two of those three.
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  SPEAKER_02: God.
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  SPEAKER_02: So do you want All right, you guys vote.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: I can't do this.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can't.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_02: You guys vote.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you want pea outside?
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh well you can put a couple selections in.
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  SPEAKER_02: P outside, shoehorn, polo shirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: P outside polo shirt.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just shoehorn.
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  SPEAKER_03: Quick text.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Which one should which two should we pick?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you're gonna be texting.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys decide because I I don't want to be stuck with this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Ray, how do we?
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  SPEAKER_02: It's hard.