Latest / On The Lanai / 54 - S3Ep2 - One for the Money
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- 0:19Speaker 1: Getting this on fucking tape. What did they say they
- 0:23Speaker 1: did to me?
- 0:24Speaker 2: I don't remember, now you don't remember.
- 0:28Speaker 3: They did something like they like they gas litter again?
- 0:31Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I.
- 0:37Speaker 3: Hadn't heard about this. Please share.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Even There was even one time she was in an
- 0:41Speaker 4: ass and I went in her bathroom just lifted the
- 0:43Speaker 4: seat for ships and giggle.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Oh you just kept putting your seat up.
- 0:49Speaker 1: The difference was I was promised I don't. I hate
- 0:53Speaker 1: when I have to sound like Linda to you fuckers.
- 0:55Speaker 1: But I was promised a private suite. I was suppose
- 1:00Speaker 1: to have my own bathroom that was a girls' bathroom.
- 1:03Speaker 1: They didn't have to share with the boys. And so
- 1:06Speaker 1: I was already in a grumpy mood about it, and.
- 1:09Speaker 5: So all I asked I was like, just if you
- 1:11Speaker 5: could put.
- 1:11Speaker 1: The seat down, I would really appreciate it. It was the
- 1:13Speaker 1: first night I almost sat on the porcelain bowl, and
- 1:16Speaker 1: I was like, if you could just not be a dick,
- 1:19Speaker 1: that'd be great. And then they decided that what it
- 1:22Speaker 1: would be the better thing was to teach me what
- 1:24Speaker 1: it's like to have siblings. I didn't ask for any,
- 1:27Speaker 1: but they tried to teach me what it was like
- 1:29Speaker 1: and ruin my trip by incessantly doing that. Plus then
- 1:34Speaker 1: a little bit and I'll probably have to edit this
- 1:36Speaker 1: out now because a little bit of boyfilds an I.
- 1:42Speaker 5: Don't live with the man.
- 1:44Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone noticed, but like, I live
- 1:47Speaker 1: like a poor person because I chose to not do.
- 1:50Speaker 3: You know what a boy is?
- 1:51Speaker 5: I don't like them. That's why you don't have one.
- 1:56Speaker 5: Why is this shit on air in time again?
- 1:59Speaker 6: I'm sick because we've been away so long we missed it.
- 2:04Speaker 3: We have a guest today, Bill Mannis Hi.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Hey, welcome back to on the LINI welcome to tell
- 2:12Speaker 4: us about your toilet seat.
- 2:13Speaker 3: Bill.
- 2:14Speaker 2: It's clean.
- 2:15Speaker 5: I bet it, good man.
- 2:17Speaker 6: He has a wife and he's kept her, so probably Bill,
- 2:21Speaker 6: Is that a thing a boy does is like just
- 2:23Speaker 6: to relax, They sit down or like to treat themselves
- 2:28Speaker 6: every now and again, is it?
- 2:30Speaker 3: No?
- 2:30Speaker 7: I think the only time I've ever done it is
- 2:32Speaker 7: when I'm drunk and I'm too drunk to stand.
- 2:37Speaker 3: Maybe it was like a special treat.
- 2:39Speaker 1: Now, I have so many more questions about this, and
- 2:42Speaker 1: I'm just making this edit heavy for myself. Well wait, okay,
- 2:49Speaker 1: so if you sit down on a toilet and you're
- 2:52Speaker 1: not doing the like courteous thing my dad does where
- 2:54Speaker 1: he tried to like put he has to I asked
- 2:58Speaker 1: my dad once.
- 2:59Speaker 5: I was curious.
- 3:00Speaker 1: This wasn't like an Eddie Penn's Colton butthole thing, but
- 3:03Speaker 1: this was I'm just curious of how it works. So
- 3:08Speaker 1: he'll like sit far back on the seat so he
- 3:12Speaker 1: can aim in and pee. But if you're like taking
- 3:16Speaker 1: a ship or you're on one of those short, cheap
- 3:19Speaker 1: apartment toilets, does your stuff just like sit on the
- 3:23Speaker 1: front of the seat and hang out there. I'm just
- 3:25Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, wiring minds.
- 3:28Speaker 2: No, so then.
- 3:32Speaker 5: You could get a Poseidon's kiss yes on your pee hole?
- 3:39Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, Well we talked about this on the Fink Show,
- 3:44Speaker 6: that their peep could be touching the inside of the bowl.
- 3:48Speaker 2: Yeah no, I sent far enough to do that and.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Expectink about that on a date next time.
- 3:53Speaker 6: You think you're gonna put that in your mouth at
- 3:54Speaker 6: the end of the day.
- 3:57Speaker 7: That's always been more of a public toilet issue for
- 3:59Speaker 7: me because it's at work I have.
- 4:02Speaker 3: To make rubbing around.
- 4:05Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, right, sitting there.
- 4:12Speaker 6: We don't understand how you guys these things, too much
- 4:17Speaker 6: equipment to deal with.
- 4:20Speaker 4: It's a lot of work.
- 4:21Speaker 3: We just get to sit down. It's fun.
- 4:26Speaker 5: I don't think I'm ever gonna put a peep in
- 4:28Speaker 5: my mouth again.
- 4:30Speaker 3: Remember we talked about this, Aaron, did you forget?
- 4:33Speaker 5: I forgot?
- 4:34Speaker 3: Yeah, think about that rubbing up and the inside of
- 4:38Speaker 3: the ball.
- 4:39Speaker 1: I've had so many toilets in my mouth.
- 4:42Speaker 6: There needs to be some kind of like you're on
- 4:46Speaker 6: a date, I'm gonna sanitize your peepee after you pee.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Sorry, sanitize your peepies. We're not getting off to the
- 4:54Speaker 1: best start the bathroom before.
- 4:57Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, I want me.
- 4:59Speaker 3: To put that in my mouth. Please think about my
- 5:02Speaker 3: dental hygiene.
- 5:05Speaker 1: There was dicklint in my one of my exes months
- 5:09Speaker 1: because he was.
- 5:11Speaker 3: I've never seen that he was because he was unserve.
- 5:14Speaker 5: So it collected little like a little belly bo Yeah,
- 5:19Speaker 5: it was just.
- 5:21Speaker 1: It was just no, it was just a piece of
- 5:23Speaker 1: fuzz like his pants or something on that were like
- 5:27Speaker 1: knit and it was just a little piece of like
- 5:30Speaker 1: cotton fuzz. But it if he had been unclean, he
- 5:34Speaker 1: would not have been getting attention. Let me tell you
- 5:37Speaker 1: that for free.
- 5:39Speaker 2: It was like having us.
- 5:41Speaker 7: Was a scarf around your face in the winters, sit
- 5:44Speaker 7: there afterwards, going.
- 5:51Speaker 5: I don't I don't like this, I don't want this anymore.
- 5:55Speaker 3: Sounds like Bill may have sucked a dick and.
- 5:58Speaker 6: You did.
- 5:59Speaker 2: Yeah, twenty twenty a worm one place.
- 6:06Speaker 6: I'm not gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars, I miss.
- 6:13Speaker 5: Guys. Welcome to ann Milani.
- 6:16Speaker 3: Welcome to twenty twenty six.
- 6:17Speaker 5: Yeah we do.
- 6:18Speaker 3: We're gonna go hard.
- 6:21Speaker 5: And for those of you that are like what, it's
- 6:23Speaker 5: already like January twenty second.
- 6:27Speaker 1: We just wanted to say Happy New Year again. Don't
- 6:29Speaker 1: worry about it.
- 6:31Speaker 3: We record in the past. Children.
- 6:34Speaker 2: This is not live.
- 6:39Speaker 5: In your living room right now. Look behind that chair,
- 6:42Speaker 5: you guys, boo me, Hello, Hi, It's an Allen degenerous bit.
- 6:48Speaker 5: It's not even mine.
- 6:49Speaker 1: It's from Energy of Universe, of Ellen's advnch words are hard.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Ellen's just snuzzle you.
- 6:59Speaker 1: Yeah, adventure, Owen's energy adventure. I got it, I got it.
- 7:07Speaker 5: Fucking ship all right?
- 7:09Speaker 1: What are you guys doing?
- 7:10Speaker 3: Yeah? Bill, how's your time off from work?
- 7:12Speaker 2: I'm relaxing.
- 7:13Speaker 3: It's weird on a beach right now?
- 7:17Speaker 5: Are you wish?
- 7:18Speaker 7: That's ninety six days until I'm on my next cruise.
- 7:25Speaker 3: Not that you're counting.
- 7:26Speaker 2: No, where are you cruising to the Virgin Islands?
- 7:32Speaker 3: Not gonna be virgin no more the whore Islands.
- 7:38Speaker 5: Careful with this, thinker.
- 7:44Speaker 2: With my parents, I'm.
- 7:48Speaker 1: Going to get in trouble for this. I don't think
- 7:51Speaker 1: my parents as long as you know, I don't think
- 7:54Speaker 1: they really listen.
- 7:55Speaker 3: But my mom, man.
- 7:57Speaker 1: It can h thanks for this, I'm about to tell
- 8:01Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. When my mom was on a
- 8:03Speaker 1: trip with her parents in her like twenties, she sure
- 8:07Speaker 1: shit dated the tour guide while they were on the trip.
- 8:12Speaker 7: I'm also not going on this cruise by myself and
- 8:15Speaker 7: my parents.
- 8:15Speaker 2: I'm taking my wife with me.
- 8:18Speaker 1: I don't know what your arrangement is.
- 8:21Speaker 3: I mean, maybe your wife's.
- 8:22Speaker 5: Cool with it, yeah, but look, I don't know.
- 8:24Speaker 3: You've been married how long?
- 8:26Speaker 2: Twenty three years?
- 8:27Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, take him away for a night. I
- 8:29Speaker 3: don't give a shit.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Abby and I've only been together sixteen and they're like,
- 8:34Speaker 1: this morning.
- 8:35Speaker 5: I'll tell you what.
- 8:38Speaker 1: I stepped in poop. And I'm not real happy with her.
- 8:42Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd be mad if she met
- 8:45Speaker 1: a tour director on a cruise.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Hold.
- 8:47Speaker 7: My wife stepped in my poop in the morning, I
- 8:50Speaker 7: would probably be the end of my marriage.
- 8:53Speaker 1: Would be on the p And for those of you
- 8:55Speaker 1: at home, woke up again those wow, yeah, you'd be
- 9:03Speaker 1: yeah the carbon night and shoved in the corner of
- 9:07Speaker 1: the basement as like a decor item.
- 9:10Speaker 3: I know, Kristin, how you been good?
- 9:15Speaker 4: Busy, lots of time with the nieces.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Why do you look confused or concerned or were you
- 9:22Speaker 1: reading a teleprop.
- 9:23Speaker 5: You looked like.
- 9:26Speaker 3: She was like, I didn't know you were going to
- 9:28Speaker 3: ask me something.
- 9:29Speaker 4: I was adjusting a sudding.
- 9:31Speaker 3: Sorry, stayed up till midnight on New Year. I was
- 9:33Speaker 3: proud of you. You only to bed early.
- 9:35Speaker 4: Well, I was watching my nieces, which includes my sister's
- 9:39Speaker 4: neurotic Ossie, who is terrified if fireworks. He's an Australian shepherd.
- 9:43Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a black try.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:46Speaker 4: So we had to put the anxiety vest on her
- 9:48Speaker 4: and then I stay up with her. I had the
- 9:50Speaker 4: TV on, and you know, because people light off mortars
- 9:53Speaker 4: and ship that scare the crap out of hers. There
- 9:56Speaker 4: in shakes. So I stayed up with her till like
- 9:59Speaker 4: twelve thirty. Just hold her and taking care of her.
- 10:02Speaker 4: So yeah, so I don't like staying a late, but
- 10:05Speaker 4: for my nieces, I will not. Includes the furry.
- 10:08Speaker 5: Ones, excuse me and them? What time should I expect
- 10:15Speaker 5: you for Auntie Boba for pizza?
- 10:18Speaker 4: See that be Be. I never had to stay up late
- 10:20Speaker 4: because she would.
- 10:22Speaker 3: She demands to go to bed.
- 10:24Speaker 5: She's like hate you.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Now, excuse me, madam, tapping my watch and like my
- 10:29Speaker 1: cat nine o'clock.
- 10:31Speaker 4: He's like, bro bed.
- 10:32Speaker 3: Now let's go.
- 10:35Speaker 5: She gets real mad.
- 10:38Speaker 4: Tiny overlords huffy.
- 10:40Speaker 6: Yeah, what if can you just put her on the
- 10:42Speaker 6: bed and then leave the room or would she get
- 10:43Speaker 6: pissed and be like there you go to bed for Abby?
- 10:46Speaker 1: Oh absolutely no, No, I will not put her there,
- 10:50Speaker 1: and she would like nestle in and then she would
- 10:52Speaker 1: realize that I had left.
- 10:54Speaker 5: I'll come out if I'm not here, and no why
- 10:58Speaker 5: I hear the.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Tap tap tap tap tap tap of her feet on
- 11:02Speaker 1: the hall floor and I'm like.
- 11:04Speaker 3: Fuck, oh she jumps down and comes to get you.
- 11:08Speaker 5: Yeah, stairs, no set of stairs.
- 11:11Speaker 3: You say she has risen.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Zombie Jesus, It's just like the zombie part, not the Jesus.
- 11:19Speaker 5: There's no I have never gotten a free glass of
- 11:22Speaker 5: wine out of this bitch.
- 11:24Speaker 3: We did get a one quarter stigmata.
- 11:26Speaker 1: I don't think Abby personally did it, but maybe she's asleep.
- 11:31Speaker 5: Our producer is very busy.
- 11:32Speaker 3: Ten am, nap eleven am sleep.
- 11:36Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well second nap am eleven z's.
- 11:45Speaker 5: Should we talk about the show.
- 11:46Speaker 1: We've talked about our sad lives, We've talked about peeps.
- 11:51Speaker 5: Yeah, let's talk about.
- 11:51Speaker 3: The Golden Girls.
- 11:53Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see.
- 11:56Speaker 6: We're digging back in here to season three, episode two,
- 12:01Speaker 6: One for the Money, It's called The original air date
- 12:05Speaker 6: was September twenty sixth, nineteen eighty seven, directed by Terry Hughes,
- 12:10Speaker 6: written by a bunch of people, Kathy Spear, Terry Grossman,
- 12:15Speaker 6: Barry Fernaro, mort Nathan Winifred Hervey Stalar. It's sniphenated, Oh
- 12:23Speaker 6: she got married, she got okay girl, And sometimes it'll
- 12:27Speaker 6: say just Winnifred Harven, and sometimes they'll say Winnifred Hervey Stalwarts.
- 12:30Speaker 5: Oh shit, so like if she's nobody screwed up and.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, Yeah, she had a fight.
- 12:35Speaker 1: No last name this time, I had no Yeah.
- 12:39Speaker 6: Bil and Kristen, what do you think One for the
- 12:42Speaker 6: money is about.
- 12:43Speaker 4: Blanch has a few different guys she's singing, and then
- 12:46Speaker 4: the one that she picks to go on the date
- 12:48Speaker 4: with is the rich one. So she picked the one
- 12:51Speaker 4: with the money.
- 12:52Speaker 5: Okay, it's a good guess. I like that.
- 12:56Speaker 7: I think it has to do somebody buys a lotto
- 12:58Speaker 7: ticket and they like they all chip in or something.
- 13:01Speaker 2: It's a lot opool mm hmm.
- 13:04Speaker 6: All right, now, who do we think will be the
- 13:06Speaker 6: hardest person for Aaron to prove as the villain of
- 13:09Speaker 6: the episode? Trying to word it differently now, because we've
- 13:12Speaker 6: confused so many people.
- 13:15Speaker 3: Of the four.
- 13:15Speaker 7: Guests, it's pretty open into interpretation with the titles.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm thinking Dorothy A.
- 13:22Speaker 5: Rose.
- 13:24Speaker 7: Let's go Dorothy, okay, because she's usually the most steady
- 13:29Speaker 7: out of them.
- 13:30Speaker 3: Yeah, we did Dorothy, the last Aaron's gonna feel picked on?
- 13:35Speaker 6: We did the Yeah, okay, because I think that's what
- 13:38Speaker 6: CJ shows both times, wasn't it, Oh Blant.
- 13:43Speaker 4: He's in three episode one, and the one before that
- 13:45Speaker 4: was Dorothy.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Good thing. We have our stenographer here, right, Dorothy? It
- 13:49Speaker 3: is madam?
- 13:50Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 13:51Speaker 5: All right?
- 13:51Speaker 3: What else she takes it personally?
- 13:54Speaker 5: I don't care.
- 13:57Speaker 3: I'm just happy shows that poopy foot.
- 13:59Speaker 1: Yeah, my knee finally works again.
- 14:03Speaker 3: And I just tried to die at a national monument.
- 14:07Speaker 3: Talk about that.
- 14:08Speaker 1: I just I really want to Did we really know
- 14:10Speaker 1: because we haven't recorded since then. I mean I've told
- 14:13Speaker 1: the story on all my other things.
- 14:16Speaker 3: Yeah, seek those out.
- 14:19Speaker 1: But long story short here so we can get into it.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Did you say too late?
- 14:23Speaker 4: Too late? Yeah?
- 14:27Speaker 1: Anyway, Basically, Jeremy was about to fall and I don't
- 14:32Speaker 1: know why I thought I could help him, but I
- 14:34Speaker 1: lurched forward in a non productive way on a patch
- 14:38Speaker 1: of black ice, and I fell face down and my
- 14:41Speaker 1: chin and my brand new pair I wear glasses are
- 14:44Speaker 1: what seemed to stop me, because my hands did not because,
- 14:48Speaker 1: by the way, Fitz, black ice, your hands slide out
- 14:51Speaker 1: and I looked a lot like fat Bambi when Bambi's
- 14:55Speaker 1: on the ice, and.
- 14:59Speaker 5: Famby Bamby for Tamby.
- 15:06Speaker 3: Anyway, Uh, Flower and Thumper come help you.
- 15:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, oh no, we weren't allowed to help.
- 15:13Speaker 5: I just.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Behind and they were like.
- 15:18Speaker 4: To just leave me here and take my.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Purse, and they were like, look like a robbery.
- 15:23Speaker 1: H We're not leaving you here, And so I finally
- 15:26Speaker 1: stopped laying face down in the ice, and I sat up,
- 15:30Speaker 1: and then I sat the ice for another minute or two,
- 15:32Speaker 1: and then finally.
- 15:33Speaker 3: I allowed Aggie, getting.
- 15:35Speaker 1: Always like one hundred and ten pounds wet, to help
- 15:39Speaker 1: pick my fat ass up from the ground for Tamby
- 15:44Speaker 1: had been.
- 15:46Speaker 5: Lifted in. It was like, free, Willy.
- 15:48Speaker 3: Where's the hunter? Just put me down?
- 15:50Speaker 5: Yeah, just fucking ended.
- 15:53Speaker 7: That gave Aggie a little bit of grace for the Uh.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Actually no, the moment that's not even the worst thing
- 16:05Speaker 1: that did. The gaslighting wasn't even the worst thing of
- 16:08Speaker 1: that trip. The moment that my heart was permanently broken
- 16:13Speaker 1: a little bit was when we played Blood on the
- 16:16Speaker 1: Watchtower and my best friend and Augie, who I didn't
- 16:24Speaker 1: even know could lie. I turned both of them and
- 16:28Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna know who the trader is at
- 16:31Speaker 1: the end of each I'll know who one bad guy
- 16:34Speaker 1: is at the end of each turn, and it's one
- 16:36Speaker 1: of you.
- 16:37Speaker 5: Are you the bad guy? I'll keep you in the game.
- 16:40Speaker 5: And they both lied to my face.
- 16:48Speaker 3: How dare they?
- 16:49Speaker 5: I mean, I still won the game, is the point.
- 16:51Speaker 1: But but it was the It was the lie because
- 16:54Speaker 1: I'd have kept Kristen until the end, So what did
- 16:56Speaker 1: she really get for it?
- 16:58Speaker 5: I would have kept you in.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Thrown me under the bus to save yourself.
- 17:03Speaker 1: I would have The outcome would have been the same,
- 17:06Speaker 1: but you would have played the game Longer's pretty long.
- 17:11Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
- 17:12Speaker 1: That's what you did wrong, Olgie, you lied to my face.
- 17:18Speaker 1: All right, let's uh, let's watch the episode. But before
- 17:23Speaker 1: we do, you guys earn to listen to these fucking
- 17:26Speaker 1: incredible commercials from some of our sponsors. I think you're
- 17:30Speaker 1: really going to enjoy them. They're great this week.
- 18:10Speaker 4: Hey, everybody, welcome.
- 18:12Speaker 5: Back it Hi, I messed you?
- 18:18Speaker 3: Yeah, what did you guys like that show? Because I
- 18:21Speaker 3: like that show. I meant them out there, but you
- 18:26Speaker 3: guys to Oh I'm glad you all liked it.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Yeah, m hmmm mm hmmm. Well do you guys wanna
- 18:39Speaker 1: you want to jump into our our chrismjiggy day?
- 18:44Speaker 2: Do it?
- 18:46Speaker 5: Kristin? Could I get you to keep score for me? Please?
- 18:49Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 18:50Speaker 5: I know you always do.
- 18:51Speaker 1: But I'm just officially asking for the new year.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Uh yeah, contract we didn't.
- 18:57Speaker 3: Then, we didn't announce our last year winner on an episode?
- 19:01Speaker 1: Oh shit, we didn't.
- 19:03Speaker 5: That's right.
- 19:03Speaker 1: We did it live and in Living color. There was
- 19:06Speaker 1: a very prestigious ward handed out. We crowned our winner
- 19:09Speaker 1: for season one and two for Trivia, which went to
- 19:13Speaker 1: mister Aaron Randolph. That means that he is now ineligible
- 19:19Speaker 1: from winning that award again. But what does that mean
- 19:21Speaker 1: for you? Are wonderful wonderful guests? Well, you start a shot,
- 19:26Speaker 1: starts over. So the cumulative totals for season three, there'll
- 19:30Speaker 1: be a new award. We'll take a look, we'll see
- 19:32Speaker 1: what happens and uhon together. Yeah, spray paint an some
- 19:38Speaker 1: shit together mounted on some wood.
- 19:40Speaker 5: Spray painted.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Maybe maybe she'll have it bronzed.
- 19:46Speaker 5: I hate you guys. Let's play the quiz I love
- 19:49Speaker 5: you so hey soray? Yeah?
- 19:53Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, great, let's just do this, do it yay.
- 19:58Speaker 1: The first question today is actually from our producer Abby, So, Abby,
- 20:04Speaker 1: did you want to go ahead?
- 20:05Speaker 5: And are you ready? Yes? I'm ready?
- 20:09Speaker 4: Tell us.
- 20:12Speaker 5: As use me? What did Dorothy and Blanche bring home
- 20:18Speaker 5: for dinner? And then also what do they say it is?
- 20:22Speaker 4: Christina Kristin They said it was pizza, but they said
- 20:27Speaker 4: it was a bucket of chicken.
- 20:29Speaker 5: Yes, do you have pizza or a bucket of chicken?
- 20:32Speaker 2: For me, I do not.
- 20:34Speaker 5: Unfortunately, then the answers in correct, I can do to
- 20:40Speaker 5: ask you one abby, No, it's okay, that's it.
- 20:44Speaker 3: I'm done now, okay, thank you so much kicking us off.
- 20:48Speaker 1: All right, So point for Kristin on that one. Let's
- 20:51Speaker 1: just move on to the human people quiz questions. Where
- 20:56Speaker 1: did Sophia get the water she wants to sell? I think, Kristen,
- 21:04Speaker 1: I still don't even know if you said your name,
- 21:06Speaker 1: but you can go, but I didn't.
- 21:08Speaker 3: It was probably just my just lightning fast. I said,
- 21:15Speaker 3: you're fine. You were first for sure, from the hose
- 21:17Speaker 3: out back, the hose out back.
- 21:21Speaker 5: In this house. All right, point Kristen. Next question, what
- 21:28Speaker 5: does Sophia want to call her bottled water?
- 21:32Speaker 2: Bill?
- 21:33Speaker 5: Oh? Shit, Bill?
- 21:36Speaker 3: What Bill?
- 21:37Speaker 2: Pater petrillo water trillo?
- 21:41Speaker 5: Yeah? Wait Bill? All right?
- 21:44Speaker 1: In sicily, if the food wasn't perfect, what happened after cappuccino?
- 21:49Speaker 2: Bill? Yes? Shot the cook?
- 21:54Speaker 5: Yeah that's right, they did.
- 21:55Speaker 3: They wait until after cappuccino.
- 21:58Speaker 5: After Yeah, well it's.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Like, yeah, we shot a caffeine to make your gun
- 22:04Speaker 2: hands steady.
- 22:05Speaker 1: Look, clearly, you've never been Italian bills, so you don't
- 22:12Speaker 1: understand or Sicilian rather, all right. Look, when someone is
- 22:19Speaker 1: at the girl's door at three am, Why does Sophia
- 22:22Speaker 1: say they don't need a weapon?
- 22:25Speaker 3: Gina, Yes, because none of them three are wearing makeup, right.
- 22:30Speaker 1: Sophia says, the sight of the three of you without
- 22:33Speaker 1: makeup is enough to scare anyone.
- 22:35Speaker 3: Yay, I got one.
- 22:36Speaker 5: Kristin, did you die?
- 22:39Speaker 1: Wow?
- 22:41Speaker 5: She didn't, Buzzy. I'm making sure she's okay.
- 22:44Speaker 1: Maybe her bones are broke. In the flashback, the girls
- 22:50Speaker 1: decide to open a catering business. But who is wedding
- 22:53Speaker 1: are they prepping for?
- 22:54Speaker 4: Kristin? Kristen was first, Priscilla and Ramone?
- 22:59Speaker 5: Yeah, Ramon Colombia.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Okay, this one's a little harder. What is the name
- 23:15Speaker 1: of the catering company?
- 23:18Speaker 3: The Scane Bay General Catering Company.
- 23:22Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Did they show it on the screen? I missed?
- 23:27Speaker 1: Ah No, they didn't show it on the screen. Dorothy says,
- 23:31Speaker 1: it tell us Miami Mom's.
- 23:33Speaker 3: Catering playing for Aaron?
- 23:37Speaker 4: Yep?
- 23:38Speaker 3: Nice?
- 23:39Speaker 5: A little dance, all right? What does Sophia want to
- 23:43Speaker 5: watch so bad that she needs her own TV in
- 23:46Speaker 5: her room?
- 23:47Speaker 4: Christ Kristen The final episode of mash which is so Good.
- 23:55Speaker 5: I don't remember the final episode of.
- 23:59Speaker 2: I don't know how it. I don't know, but I
- 24:03Speaker 2: remember it.
- 24:03Speaker 5: Being good is suicide painless? All right?
- 24:06Speaker 3: Look, so the guy in a dress go home? Clinger, Clinger?
- 24:13Speaker 5: Okay, speaking of TV, when does the second TV related
- 24:17Speaker 5: flashback take place?
- 24:20Speaker 2: Kristin Bill?
- 24:21Speaker 4: Yes, Kristen Brooklyn, April nineteen eighty four. Did I get
- 24:25Speaker 4: the year brow?
- 24:26Speaker 5: Yeah? Bill was next.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Brooklyn nineteen fifty four.
- 24:31Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't have subtitles on this time. I forgot.
- 24:38Speaker 5: Yeah, it was April nineteen fifty four. Okay, okay.
- 24:42Speaker 1: Who did Sophia say that she sees when she looks
- 24:46Speaker 1: at sal Bill?
- 24:48Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 24:48Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Ryl Flynn huh look get in my se
- 24:52Speaker 3: Errol Flynn.
- 24:54Speaker 1: And by uh uh huh, what I mean is when
- 25:00Speaker 1: the girls are sitting at the table in the kitchen
- 25:02Speaker 1: discussing the dance marathon, what does Rose accidentally sit down.
- 25:07Speaker 6: On this one?
- 25:09Speaker 3: I went for you.
- 25:11Speaker 5: Yeah, they're just starting to talk about the dance marathon.
- 25:15Speaker 1: It's after the pizza fiasco, and she sits down on
- 25:18Speaker 1: her magazine for some reason, the magazine that was on
- 25:21Speaker 1: the table is on the chair and.
- 25:23Speaker 5: She sits on it. Moving on. What was the first
- 25:26Speaker 5: prize at the dance marathon.
- 25:28Speaker 4: Christina Kristin one thousand dollars.
- 25:32Speaker 5: Yes, next line, please, Blanche tells Dorothy that she has
- 25:37Speaker 5: a little more endurance than Dorothy does. What is Dorothy's comeback?
- 25:43Speaker 2: Kristin?
- 25:45Speaker 4: Yes, we're not dancing on our backs?
- 25:47Speaker 5: Oh sorry, no it was you.
- 25:49Speaker 4: We're not dancing on our backs.
- 25:51Speaker 5: Yeah, Blanche, we're not dancing on our backs. Question fourteen.
- 26:01Speaker 5: What nickname does Rose say she was given when she
- 26:05Speaker 5: was younger?
- 26:06Speaker 2: Bill? Yes, Bill, the dancing fool?
- 26:11Speaker 1: Yes, correct, correct, I'm doing terrible.
- 26:17Speaker 5: What is the last dance of the marathon?
- 26:20Speaker 4: Kristin? Yes tango?
- 26:23Speaker 3: Yes, Specy dango, the sultry tango.
- 26:28Speaker 5: Who wins the dance Marathon.
- 26:32Speaker 4: Kristin or bin dango Kristen Blanche? Yes, yeah, I would
- 26:41Speaker 4: clarify what I want to go in trouble.
- 26:43Speaker 5: Final question?
- 26:46Speaker 1: Final question? How much does Blanche give Dorothy of the
- 26:51Speaker 1: prize money and what did she buy with it?
- 26:55Speaker 2: Bill? Yes, ten dollars and the can Hoper she always wanted.
- 27:07Speaker 5: All right, Gina, you got some trivia to dazzle us with.
- 27:11Speaker 4: Who won it doesn't care.
- 27:14Speaker 5: She's like the quiz I assumed that Kristen won.
- 27:20Speaker 8: Yeah, I figured it was Kristen barely shut up got
- 27:25Speaker 8: one point, Aaron got too, yes, Bill got six, and
- 27:30Speaker 8: I got seven.
- 27:31Speaker 4: It was a very close call.
- 27:32Speaker 3: Scrape in the bottom of the barrel club down here.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Oh shit, I'll performed, Gina. That's like, that's that's the
- 27:41Speaker 1: headline is that I.
- 27:43Speaker 4: Got twenty twenty six is year year.
- 27:46Speaker 1: That's right going and hold out hopes that I'm gonna
- 27:50Speaker 1: end up with some sort of an award here. All right,
- 27:54Speaker 1: trivia cool, tell me about your trivia trivia.
- 27:59Speaker 6: Sid Elton plays Sal Petrilla. He was on a show
- 28:04Speaker 6: called Captain Midnight. He plays Sal eight times over the
- 28:08Speaker 6: course of the show. Well, Lenny Green is Young Dorothy.
- 28:14Speaker 6: She was on Nip Tuck and Masters of Six. She's
- 28:17Speaker 6: gonna play Young Dorothy four times. Roy Stewart was Marty.
- 28:23Speaker 6: He was on Gomer Pyle. Edmund Balen is Russell. He
- 28:27Speaker 6: was on Hart to Heart.
- 28:29Speaker 3: Ed Carrigan was Dave. He was on General Hospital Star
- 28:33Speaker 3: Andreef was Priscilla. She was on Falcon Crest.
- 28:37Speaker 6: Conrad Janis was the announcer or Janis maybe he was
- 28:42Speaker 6: Mindy's dad on Mork and Mindy, then a bunch of dancers,
- 28:49Speaker 6: carl Jablonski, Bobby Bates, Bonnie Evans, Burrell Jones, Shirley Kirk's
- 28:55Speaker 6: Alton Ruff, Ted Sprague. Okay, now he also plays Charlie
- 29:01Speaker 6: on Make Room for Daddy season six through ten. If
- 29:04Speaker 6: you remember, Sophia said she wanted to watch with Dorothy
- 29:07Speaker 6: make Room for Daddy.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Oh flashback.
- 29:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the boys could watch whatever their sports was.
- 29:15Speaker 6: They mentioned a dancer went down to to phlebitis. That
- 29:18Speaker 6: is an inflammation of a vein caused by a blood clot,
- 29:21Speaker 6: so that's very serious. They mentioned the show not only Mash,
- 29:26Speaker 6: but Hotel, which was a five seasons romance show with
- 29:29Speaker 6: James Brolin on ABC.
- 29:31Speaker 3: I never saw that.
- 29:32Speaker 6: One mentioned Errol Flynn, Australian American actor who was in
- 29:37Speaker 6: action movies like you know, Robin Hood.
- 29:39Speaker 1: Excellent autobiography by the way, because there's like a fifty
- 29:44Speaker 1: to fifty chance half of its bullshit, but it's so entertaining.
- 29:49Speaker 3: They mentioned Donna Rice's.
- 29:52Speaker 5: Who I didn't do the question about.
- 29:54Speaker 6: It's a little It's like she went to the presidential
- 29:59Speaker 6: nominee like he was running for president. Gary Hart's house.
- 30:03Speaker 6: She allegedly spent time there, maybe even stayed overnight. He
- 30:07Speaker 6: dropped out of the race after the scandal, which nowadays
- 30:10Speaker 6: wouldn't even be a scandal, right, unfortunately.
- 30:13Speaker 5: They sex scandal.
- 30:15Speaker 1: Yeah, he dropped out for like other reasons or something
- 30:18Speaker 1: to it said, but that the because there was a
- 30:21Speaker 1: picture of her sitting on his lap in the tabloid.
- 30:25Speaker 3: Like hmm.
- 30:26Speaker 5: Also she uh, she's in charge. I don't know if
- 30:31Speaker 5: she's probably dead.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Now, but she was anti pornography. Hmmm, person big time
- 30:38Speaker 1: mm hmm.
- 30:38Speaker 5: We don't like her at all.
- 30:41Speaker 6: And then also Dorothy mentioned Mamie Eisenhower. She was the
- 30:46Speaker 6: first lady. She had a balance problem, which is what
- 30:49Speaker 6: she was referencing, Like, I'm not maybe Eisenhower. People thought
- 30:52Speaker 6: that maybe she was an alcoholic, but actually she had
- 30:55Speaker 6: menyere disease, which is of the inner ear.
- 30:58Speaker 3: So that's gonna affect your balance. Oh that's all I have.
- 31:04Speaker 5: Okay, that's cool, that's cool.
- 31:09Speaker 7: I had a different hospital name this time, and I
- 31:11Speaker 7: wrote it down because I figured she's gonna have a I.
- 31:15Speaker 4: Wrote down the whole name. Nothing. Wait, did they show
- 31:20Speaker 4: a hospital now they talked about it was the thirteenth
- 31:23Speaker 4: annual Jefferson Hospital Charity for the heart guys.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Because they showed the hospital name.
- 31:30Speaker 1: Remember wait till our next clip show, because I will
- 31:38Speaker 1: do accumulative review again, and I will not only make
- 31:41Speaker 1: you spell the name of the say it, but spell it.
- 31:47Speaker 5: The fact that I know it's so A N E
- 31:50Speaker 5: A y.
- 31:51Speaker 4: Any hold girls spelling b.
- 31:56Speaker 3: The spelling bee.
- 31:57Speaker 4: Arthur making flash cards.
- 32:00Speaker 1: Actually, that would be great for some of the crazy names.
- 32:05Speaker 3: Marguerite is coming up soon.
- 32:09Speaker 5: God, I can't wait. Yeah, Bill, you're missing a good one.
- 32:12Speaker 5: Uh probbing up.
- 32:15Speaker 1: And that's all I can say because Kristen's not seen it,
- 32:18Speaker 1: so we gotta hang on all right.
- 32:21Speaker 4: You know how hard it's been to not watch Ahead
- 32:23Speaker 4: for the last week, six weeks. I've been like, I
- 32:26Speaker 4: really want to watch Golden Girls. I don't wait for you.
- 32:28Speaker 5: Fucker watch the first two seasons. Problem, those are fair cool. Well,
- 32:39Speaker 5: let's talk about the villain real quick.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Yes, it can be a pretty easy one for me today, Dorothy,
- 32:45Speaker 1: Thanks for thanks for making me me to be the villain. Fine,
- 32:51Speaker 1: or you want me to be the bad guy, Fine,
- 32:54Speaker 1: I'm the bad not you.
- 32:55Speaker 3: Aaron.
- 32:57Speaker 5: Okay, I just really like.
- 32:59Speaker 1: To make reference to mother Gothard from uh Dangled. Dorothy
- 33:07Speaker 1: is the villain, main reason and the thing that pissed
- 33:11Speaker 1: me off about this episode the first time I watched
- 33:13Speaker 1: it and again today. Insurance fraud right off the bat.
- 33:17Speaker 1: That's fucking illegal, you stupid bitch. She's gonna report that
- 33:23Speaker 1: vase stolen so that they can recoup their money from
- 33:27Speaker 1: the chicken. And you know who's gonna have to pay
- 33:29Speaker 1: for it, poor sons of bitches like us, whose premiums
- 33:32Speaker 1: go up because she's a dick.
- 33:34Speaker 3: It's pretty funny though.
- 33:35Speaker 5: Plus that's against the law, bitch, you broke the law,
- 33:39Speaker 5: against the law. She didn't.
- 33:42Speaker 1: Clearly she didn't let her mother watch Mash. Sophia has
- 33:45Speaker 1: mentioned Mash on more than one episode. We have talked
- 33:50Speaker 1: about how Mash is off the air more than once
- 33:53Speaker 1: with this poor.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Let her watch fucking Mash? Why are you such a
- 33:59Speaker 5: bit Dorothy?
- 34:01Speaker 1: And last, but not least, we're gonna go back to
- 34:05Speaker 1: Brooklyn nineteen fifty four and talk about the emotional blackmail
- 34:11Speaker 1: where she threatens to let Stan's mother watch the grandkids
- 34:16Speaker 1: all because she's trying to buy her dad a TV.
- 34:20Speaker 1: You don't have to resort to emotional blackmail. Calm down, Dorothy,
- 34:24Speaker 1: you're being a villain.
- 34:27Speaker 4: Well, she's not gonna watch the kids for who's going.
- 34:30Speaker 1: To Yeah, but we all saw how she did that
- 34:34Speaker 1: to elicit a response that wasn't an actual thing. It
- 34:38Speaker 1: was just a threat to get Sophia going villain villain.
- 34:43Speaker 3: Your girl has been a villain all her life.
- 34:46Speaker 5: Maybe, Yeah, I mean, how does that make you feel?
- 34:50Speaker 3: Fine, like we had a glimpse into her therapy sessions. Fine,
- 34:58Speaker 3: I don't give a hit.
- 35:00Speaker 5: Honestly, I mean, now my circus, not my monkeys. I
- 35:05Speaker 5: don't have to hang out with Dorothy's Boornac. Maybe she's
- 35:09Speaker 5: a bit because her last name ended up being Bornac.
- 35:13Speaker 5: That's terrible.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Yeah, change it back to Petrillo.
- 35:18Speaker 5: Yeah. Anyway, Look, insurance fraud is illegal and it's wrong.
- 35:22Speaker 5: Don't do it.
- 35:23Speaker 6: If you take anything away from today's episode, Bill, don't
- 35:27Speaker 6: do insurance fun talking to you, Bill.
- 35:30Speaker 7: Mannis I was really planning on burning the house down
- 35:34Speaker 7: and playing blaming it on somebody else.
- 35:36Speaker 1: See, now you've said it in front of me, and
- 35:38Speaker 1: then I have to tell don't Yeah, now we've recorded it. Yeah,
- 35:44Speaker 1: that's the thing. That's the thing with insurance fraud. Is
- 35:46Speaker 1: that people always try to do it.
- 35:51Speaker 5: You don't. Yeah, sorry, I've had.
- 36:00Speaker 3: Attacked me that guy.
- 36:01Speaker 1: Yeah, I just saw a thing on whou. It was
- 36:05Speaker 1: a true crime that I hadn't seen before. And this
- 36:08Speaker 1: guy claimed a crocodile bit his finger off, and they're
- 36:13Speaker 1: pretty sure he tried to cut it or shoot it
- 36:15Speaker 1: off himself because he filed a disability claim and collected
- 36:20Speaker 1: like thirty K a month because he couldn't practice medicine
- 36:25Speaker 1: at the time because he was fighting with his business partner.
- 36:29Speaker 1: And I was like, see, that's the kind of sneaky shit.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Rich people think they're smarter than everybody else and they
- 36:35Speaker 1: try to pull off.
- 36:37Speaker 2: It's not just rich people, I'll tell you, Oh no,
- 36:39Speaker 2: everybody does.
- 36:40Speaker 1: It right, But it's it's more upset, Like I'm more
- 36:44Speaker 1: angry when someone that has stuff does like it's always wrong.
- 36:49Speaker 1: But you could see someone in like complete despair and
- 36:54Speaker 1: poverty making a wrong decision to put food on the table,
- 36:58Speaker 1: whereas this guy just wanted to like not work for
- 37:01Speaker 1: a while and go big game hunting. Right, he killed
- 37:04Speaker 1: lions and cheetahs and he should be dead.
- 37:07Speaker 4: So the moral of this episode is insurance brought us wrong.
- 37:11Speaker 1: Yes, we could sell toys for this episode because we
- 37:15Speaker 1: taught the audience something.
- 37:17Speaker 5: You're welcome.
- 37:19Speaker 1: All right, well, Bell, we're probably running along. I don't know,
- 37:22Speaker 1: it's been a minute. I don't remember a podcast, which
- 37:25Speaker 1: is weird. So where can we find you? And also
- 37:29Speaker 1: where can they find us on our Bitch and show?
- 37:32Speaker 7: You can find my show at after School Midlife Special
- 37:36Speaker 7: on Instagram and you can join me and Aaron and
- 37:39Speaker 7: reviewing the cartoons of the eighties and nineties at after
- 37:42Speaker 7: School Midlife Special on all your favorite podcast platforms.
- 37:46Speaker 3: We both did Kristin and I.
- 37:48Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, So After School Midlife Special is a real delight. Guys.
- 37:54Speaker 1: If you haven't checked it out, you definitely should. I'm
- 37:56Speaker 1: obviously partial to it because I'm on it. But Bill
- 37:59Speaker 1: does quite a bit of research on each thing.
- 38:02Speaker 3: As being the trivia girl, I appreciate that.
- 38:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:06Speaker 7: I go on to whatever Wikipedia has and basically read
- 38:10Speaker 7: that and a couple other ones Ninja Turtles. When we
- 38:14Speaker 7: did it with Gina, I was able to do three
- 38:16Speaker 7: quarters of that from memory.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Nice.
- 38:19Speaker 5: It's going to be the cartoon pro When we watch
- 38:21Speaker 5: a show, I'll be like that guy sounds like so
- 38:23Speaker 5: and so and once in a while, I know the actor,
- 38:26Speaker 5: but in general i'm referencing. As it turns out, was
- 38:31Speaker 5: it Rob Paulson?
- 38:32Speaker 3: Rob Paulson?
- 38:34Speaker 1: A lot of times I'm referencing, saying, is that one
- 38:37Speaker 1: of the Warner brothers?
- 38:39Speaker 5: Yep?
- 38:40Speaker 6: And it?
- 38:41Speaker 5: Yes?
- 38:41Speaker 1: Is almost always the answer, Kristin, Where can they find us?
- 38:46Speaker 4: You can find us across all social media at Amalanipod
- 38:51Speaker 4: and you can email us at Amelanipod at gmail dot com.
- 38:56Speaker 3: Did I trip you up there with you?
- 39:02Speaker 5: I think?
- 39:03Speaker 3: Abby?
- 39:03Speaker 4: Hi?
- 39:04Speaker 2: Hi.
- 39:06Speaker 5: First of all, I'm just checking on the whole pizza thing. Okay, great,
- 39:11Speaker 5: And then also just to tell you, since there's no
- 39:15Speaker 5: pizza and my mom forgot to bring me my popcorn
- 39:19Speaker 5: from Disney Lean, then there will be no cheesecake today.
- 39:29Speaker 3: Fucked up to treat our guests that way, go get
- 39:32Speaker 3: some for next episode? Please?
- 39:34Speaker 5: Yes, Okay, I'm sorry we had cheese. I just oh
- 39:38Speaker 5: my mom, Wait do you go? Guys? Way to go?
- 39:43Speaker 3: Well, way to fuck it upon.
- 39:45Speaker 2: We all know she's faking.
- 39:50Speaker 5: Which one's faking me? Or Abby?
- 39:51Speaker 3: He's faking Ivy.
- 39:57Speaker 1: Yeah, I did forget the popcorn, and I did feel
- 39:59Speaker 1: bad about it at first, but now I don't so
- 40:02Speaker 1: you guys don't feel bad at home either.
- 40:04Speaker 5: Go enjoy your day, go outside. Yeah bye bye bye
- 40:10Speaker 5: bye