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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 3rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is ad lies the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 4: A good morning, everybody. Well, today is Wednesday. It is
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  Speaker 4: day three of five. As we make our way through
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  Speaker 4: the week, we are the Woody Show. Yeah, my name
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  Speaker 4: is Woody. That is great, Gory high wood. We got Menace, Hi,
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  Speaker 4: Gina Grab. Sea Bass is right there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got Sammy Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 4: She's our associate producer von our video producer, Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 4: is here. We got bored, We've got Benji. Phones are
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  Speaker 4: always open for you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
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  Speaker 4: you can send us a text. Send your text over
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  Speaker 4: to two to nine eight seven. Coming up, we got
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  Speaker 4: some of the trending news headlines. Getting to the trending
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  Speaker 4: news headlines. We've got I guess some kind of updates
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  Speaker 4: with with Sea Bass. Okay, Yeah, and then we'll get
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  Speaker 4: to the birthdays and the porno birthday. But Sea Bass,
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  Speaker 4: we have to try to guess what is it again?
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  Speaker 5: Why guess why I got an email from the US
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  Speaker 5: Department of Justice.
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  Speaker 2: Why did Sea.
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  Speaker 4: Bass get an email from the Department.
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  Speaker 5: I will say this not a scam. That was my
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  Speaker 5: first thoughts. Yeah, actual for reals email.
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  Speaker 6: Kay.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. My guess is they need you to advise them
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  Speaker 7: in something consulted.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm wondering, No, I guess it wouldn't be. Say
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  Speaker 4: is this anyway, shape or form tied to the lawsuit
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  Speaker 4: that you filed?
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's against the claims court. I guess the signature
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  Speaker 5: gathering thing, well, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe it was part of like a bigger investigation into
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  Speaker 4: like maybe they were scamming or something.
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  Speaker 8: Action. I do an update on that, a small one
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  Speaker 8: as well, But.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think maybe it was unjustified. But they're just
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  Speaker 9: checking out something because somebody wants you on the no
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  Speaker 9: fly list.
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  Speaker 4: Oh somebody very specific.
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  Speaker 9: Yahbody wants me, Yeah, because you fly a lot and
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  Speaker 9: sometimes you get into antics not on the planes.
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  Speaker 2: Though, I have to kind of cut and dry guesses.
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  Speaker 2: One has something to do with some sort of background
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  Speaker 2: check to be a substitute teacher.
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  Speaker 1: That's a guess.
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  Speaker 2: Or perhaps a follow up to that federal grand jury
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  Speaker 2: duty case, like like what you called and they said
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  Speaker 2: you didn't have to come. It was erroneous, and they said,
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  Speaker 2: why weren't you here it was a regular it was
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  Speaker 2: a federal jury, but was not grand federal jury.
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  Speaker 8: All right, okay, I'm with Menace.
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  Speaker 10: I think consultant because for him to say it's there's
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  Speaker 10: no shenanigans, like this is real and he thought that
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  Speaker 10: it might not have been, was like might want him
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  Speaker 10: for something.
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  Speaker 7: They're flattering, investigating your coworker for calling home lamb security
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  Speaker 7: that guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it said that I am on an official I'm
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  Speaker 5: part of a like victim notification system.
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  Speaker 7: Would you again?
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  Speaker 5: This is this reads like oh click this and then
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  Speaker 5: they get all your No, it's it's for real. I
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  Speaker 5: am on this list from the Justice Department because I
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  Speaker 5: bought a ticket to Santa Con in New York City
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  Speaker 5: years ago, and the guy who runs Santa Con allegedly
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  Speaker 5: for charity, turned out he was scamming everyone and keeping
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  Speaker 5: a lot of the money for himself.
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  Speaker 2: Like a class action lawsuit.
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  Speaker 5: I kind of, but like, there's nothing I can do
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  Speaker 5: about this. I'm not going to get any money back
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  Speaker 5: from this. I'm just, I guess technically on his email list. Therefore,
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  Speaker 5: I'm notified that I was victimized. If you're not familiar
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  Speaker 5: with Santa Con, it's it's it's drunk maniacs dressing like Santa.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bar hop.
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  Speaker 5: It's a bar hopping, but it's it's New Yorkers hate
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  Speaker 5: it because it's just drunk maniacs for Long Island and
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  Speaker 5: the Jersey that show up and just get cities.
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  Speaker 7: I've never even knew how to charity angle.
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  Speaker 5: Well that's how they that's how they kind of white wall.
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  Speaker 5: They charity wash it. The trim will go.
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  Speaker 2: Like, you can put up with all these people because
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  Speaker 2: it's for a.
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  Speaker 8: Good God collge doing this.
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  Speaker 5: That also helps you because then you can have employees
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  Speaker 5: who are just volunteers.
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  Speaker 4: It wipes away a whole swath of access for you.
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  Speaker 4: We talked about the guy who had placed the bed
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  Speaker 4: on the poly market right about like whatever they from Venezuela,
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  Speaker 4: from Venezuela, and yeah they said military guy had he
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  Speaker 4: had inside information and whatever. So that came down on
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  Speaker 4: that guy. But yet all the you know, politicians, senators, congressmen.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, there's some there's just somehow the best stock
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  Speaker 4: pickers that's inside so they can profit. The government can
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  Speaker 4: profit on that kind of stuff all day long. But
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  Speaker 4: God forbid. Yeah, it's good point God forbid like Martha Stewart.
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  Speaker 4: And this is how many years old they do it?
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  Speaker 8: This is this is as he's been charged since tw nineteen.
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  Speaker 2: Is how long he's been going through this stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Eight seven, seven forty four what he texts us over
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  Speaker 4: to two two nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 2: Time for your birthdays show. We're going it shiver. We
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  Speaker 2: won't sit because it's and you know, we don't do
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  Speaker 2: and very short list.
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  Speaker 4: Today we got to Anderson Cooper, who's fifty nine years old.
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  Speaker 4: Today Rafael Nadal, the tennis champion, he's forty. You got
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  Speaker 4: Penelope Wilton. You watch Downton Abbey. That one of your shows,
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  Speaker 4: Downton Abbey. I don't know who she plays on Downton
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  Speaker 4: Abby but Penelope.
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  Speaker 2: Wilton is on. She's old, just eighty, I'm guessing old. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: old Down sounds like torture and it does. That's am,
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  Speaker 2: it's very chill.
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  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, Okay, So she's the she's the mom of
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  Speaker 10: of the cousin.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the mom of the cousin.
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  Speaker 8: Anyone who watches Down Abbey knows what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Yea is Jill Biden.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, doctor Jill Biden's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: She's seventy five.
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  Speaker 4: Your porn of Birthday today is Eden Ivy and today's
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  Speaker 4: birthday girl. She's been our back more than a mechanic
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  Speaker 4: dealing a transmission job. Oh, it's a lot of time.
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  Speaker 4: Five hundred and one find adult films, including anal threesome
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  Speaker 4: with my colleagues.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that's like team building.
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  Speaker 4: She was in Romantic Lesbian Scissoring Orgasm Chocolate anal Sport,
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  Speaker 4: Volume one. Oh jesus, she was servex Crusher.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god, he's gross us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see. She was in a total eclipse of
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  Speaker 2: the whole. Oh, I guess that's so sweet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then here I'll give you this one.
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  Speaker 4: She was a fantastic who can forget her unfr roll
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  Speaker 4: in her throat is so good it'll restore your faith
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  Speaker 4: in humanity.
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  Speaker 2: Miracle.
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  Speaker 4: That's Eden Ivy, who's twenty seven years old today. And
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  Speaker 4: that's your porn of birthday and your Wednesday. Look at
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  Speaker 4: these celebrity birthdays here on the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Show, The Woody Show, and we're into another new hour.
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  Speaker 2: He're on The Woody Show, Woody Greg Minutes, Junia Grant,
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  Speaker 2: No phones open eight seven seven forty four Woodie you
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  Speaker 2: can send us a text check in over to two
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  Speaker 2: to nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 4: Jina Grad's got some of the trending news headlines well.
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  Speaker 9: Game one of the Stanley Cup Finals was a real nailbier.
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  Speaker 9: The Carolina Hurricanes had a two goal lead that evaporated
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  Speaker 9: in the third quarter when the Vegas Golden Knights scored
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  Speaker 9: a goal with three and a half minutes left. The
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  Speaker 9: night's one five to four and are now in the
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  Speaker 9: lead for the series. And the NBA Finals start tonight
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  Speaker 9: in San Antonio. Now this will be Wemby and the
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  Speaker 9: Spurs versus Brunson and the Knicks. The game two teams
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  Speaker 9: met way back in nineteen ninety nine, by the way,
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  Speaker 9: and the Spurs won that matchup, and.
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  Speaker 8: They're the favorites to win again this year, so we'll see.
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  Speaker 9: The annual White House Correspondence Dinner is back on the calendar.
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  Speaker 9: The event had been rescheduled for July twenty fourth after
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  Speaker 9: the original April twenty fifth dinner was suddenly cut short
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  Speaker 9: by you know.
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  Speaker 8: A shooter.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say what happened. Hadn't heard shooter.
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  Speaker 9: Outside the ballroom, and organizers say they made the decision
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  Speaker 9: to reschedule everything after consulting with other members, and now
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  Speaker 9: they know the best way forward.
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  Speaker 8: After the attack, So we'll look forward to that.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about it this morning, and it's a
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  Speaker 2: stupid thought. But that night of the correspondence dinner, everything's
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  Speaker 2: set to go. Didn't happen because of the shooter. But
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  Speaker 2: they got the guy that got him out of there.
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  Speaker 2: Take a ten minute break.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, everyone joke, investigate everything later.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we had all the lobsters ready to go. It's
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  Speaker 4: like when your wife poops during childbirth. They quickly, almost
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  Speaker 4: like a slight of hand, they just remove the turd.
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  Speaker 8: And it never move forward. Exactly. You don't reschedule the
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  Speaker 8: pregnancy because you pooped.
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  Speaker 2: What a waste of time. I'll they come back another time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 9: Well, time for another Woody Show original trademark copyright game.
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  Speaker 9: Guess the airline? Guys, ready all this game?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 9: A flight from San Juan, Puerto Rico to Chicago got
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  Speaker 9: super crazy when a fifty one year old passenger tried
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  Speaker 9: to open an emergency exit door about forty five minutes
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  Speaker 9: into the flight because he wanted to get off the plane.
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  Speaker 9: You guys, crewmembers stopped him and then He tried to
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  Speaker 9: force his way to the cockpit, but he didn't make
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  Speaker 9: it in. He eventually went back to his seat, where
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  Speaker 9: he was watched by a flight attendant, but that wasn't over.
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  Speaker 9: He ended up jumping on the flight attendant and trying
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  Speaker 9: to choke him out, and passengers, including a former MMA fighter,
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  Speaker 9: held him down.
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  Speaker 2: Nice yep.
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  Speaker 9: The flight was diverted to Miami and when they landed
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  Speaker 9: he was arrested. So now I know it's a little
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  Speaker 9: tougher because Spirit.
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  Speaker 8: Is out of the game. So can you guess the airline?
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  Speaker 7: Now you have like Frontier and a Legion in the mix,
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  Speaker 7: but I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean it could be a Southwest thing too, because they're
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  Speaker 4: really big out of Midway.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Midway a smaller airport.
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  Speaker 7: Think you like American Airlines?
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  Speaker 2: American?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah it's Puerto Rico, Yeah, Puerto Rico.
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  Speaker 2: I think I flew American Airlines Jet Blue.
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  Speaker 8: Oh yeah on Jet Blue.
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  Speaker 2: Delta is too nice? Really yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's got to be Frontier, right.
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  Speaker 4: Delta is like the elite airline now of all those
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  Speaker 4: like yeah you're talking about like you know, Pizza Hut, Dominoes,
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  Speaker 4: those kind of play little Caesars, you know, like that
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  Speaker 4: range of like delta Delta.
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  Speaker 11: Is I don't know about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Delta is a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't know that what's delta ADULTSA used to be doesn't
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  Speaker 4: ever leave the airport, right, That's what you used to
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  Speaker 4: stand for. But they've they've fixed all that.
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  Speaker 2: I like long shots.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going Alaska operate over there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: That's why I said long shot Frontiers.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to say American, all right.
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  Speaker 9: The answer is you guys are overthinking it. Of course
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  Speaker 9: it's Frontier.
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  Speaker 2: They are the new spirit. Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 9: And because you love a good fun fact, the f
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  Speaker 9: A has already received six hundred and eighty seven reports
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  Speaker 9: of unruly passengers this year.
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  Speaker 7: Nice unlimited flight pass that they do once in a while, No,
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  Speaker 7: get on like two hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 9: See, you got to just get one of those, Woody
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  Speaker 9: and then you'll definitely see your fight in this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe with those odds Frontier a bunch, Yeah, true.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, So this one is for all the parents of
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  Speaker 8: horrible test takers. Listen up.
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  Speaker 9: More than ninety percent of four year colleges have stopped
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  Speaker 9: requiring SAT and ACT scores. So it all started during
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  Speaker 9: COVID to make admissions more fair, quote unquote, but now
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  Speaker 9: professors are pissed because the experiment is megabackfiring. They save
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  Speaker 9: freshman need remedial instruction, and these dumb dumbs can't even
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  Speaker 9: handle middle school or elementary school level math. So they're
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  Speaker 9: hoping universities don't go too far down this rabbit hole
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  Speaker 9: before going back to at least partially relying on test
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  Speaker 9: scores for admission.
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  Speaker 2: God, I was born in the wrong era. I know,
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  Speaker 2: nobody cares about anything I wish.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I was either born twenty years earlier or
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  Speaker 4: twenty years later.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I'll tell you why.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty years earlier professionally, because I got into this business
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  Speaker 4: right after all the really crazy fun stuff ended, where
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  Speaker 4: like the record labels were bringing by strippers and cocaine
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  Speaker 4: and all kinds of stuff, right and like that heyday.
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  Speaker 9: Era right now.
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  Speaker 4: From being a kid though twenty years later, like on
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  Speaker 4: demand stuff, social media, the video game stuff was so
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  Speaker 4: much better. How could you ever be bored? You know,
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  Speaker 4: I don't I don't.
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  Speaker 8: Know any food you want now the.
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  Speaker 4: Test scores don't matter, Like I would have been so
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  Speaker 4: much better.
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  Speaker 2: The year off.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, death Day twenty years later. I mean I
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  Speaker 4: probably wouldn't have gotten the belt right.
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  Speaker 2: The belt, Oh yeah, of course, which I think, what
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  Speaker 2: do you mean the buckle end?
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  Speaker 4: No, they kind of folded in half, hold the buckle
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  Speaker 4: and they get a snap that the snap is just
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  Speaker 4: an intimidation. That's the best noise, but that you don't
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  Speaker 4: use that to actually I know.
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  Speaker 8: But that's how you let them know what's going to happen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I think most I think most boys my age,
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  Speaker 4: my generation have we got spankings and belts and.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, or the moms that would turn their big giant
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  Speaker 9: like costume jewelry around and poppy on the head. Did
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  Speaker 9: you ever see that move? My friends did that all
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  Speaker 9: the time.
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  Speaker 2: I got the classic back of the hand to the
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  Speaker 2: face that.
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  Speaker 8: Was then that that didn't happen.
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember that didn't do that just right the face.
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  Speaker 4: Now, the part that worked out is, like I mentioned earlier, like, man,
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  Speaker 4: it's a good thing we didn't have social media and
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  Speaker 4: things like that, because anything trade any of these things
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  Speaker 4: that happened as you're learning and growing and doing dumb
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  Speaker 4: things and making stupid mistakes that you'll never make again,
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  Speaker 4: some of them documented forever follows.
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  Speaker 8: You throughout your life.
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  Speaker 10: I'm watching on Netflix that thing about the girl who
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  Speaker 10: crashed the car and killed her path and they confiscated
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  Speaker 10: her phone to go through it, and oh my god,
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  Speaker 10: not even stuff that she posted necessarily, but on her phone,
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  Speaker 10: it's her ripping bongs while she's driving. All the stuff
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  Speaker 10: that now that could stand access.
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  Speaker 2: She's the one that intentionally drove into the wall or whatever.
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  Speaker 8: Not according to her.
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  Speaker 9: But she her last name is Srilla, and she likes
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  Speaker 9: her new nickname in prison, Shrilla the Killer.
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  Speaker 8: So we definitely are good with her.
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  Speaker 7: Behind, proud of I like her, Yeah, I like her
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  Speaker 7: new look in prison.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And they say she's totally like the mean girl of prison.
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  Speaker 9: So she's where she belongs.
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  Speaker 2: I told you. My wife says all the time she
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  Speaker 2: should have been in the.
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  Speaker 4: Born in the fifties, and I'm like, you wouldn't have survived, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Like she's too mouthy.
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  Speaker 11: Slapped around a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: She would have, she would.
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  Speaker 4: Have, And like when she would call the cops, they
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  Speaker 4: would have showed up and go, what did you do? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that's the era you're asking for.
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  Speaker 9: That's a good point. Yeah, And I don't see her
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  Speaker 9: in heels all the time vacuuming. I don't think that's her.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't want any part of that. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: all about like the.
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  Speaker 4: Fashion and the kids going down to the soda shop,
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  Speaker 4: you know, the music. Yeah, that's the part that she wants.
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  Speaker 4: She doesn't want any of the other, you know, the
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  Speaker 4: rampant racism.
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  Speaker 8: And nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the domestic violence, yeah, all that stuff. The housework, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: having to cook dinner, you have to learn how to
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  Speaker 2: be domestic.
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  Speaker 8: Well, finally for the tenth year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to point something out because you know,
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  Speaker 4: Greg makes a comment about that every once in a while,
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  Speaker 4: and Sea Bass makes coming about that. I'm the one
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  Speaker 4: that insists on those things, right, She says to me
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  Speaker 4: all the time.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, I'll do it. But here's the reason. I go, no,
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  Speaker 2: you won't. I know you won't.
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  Speaker 4: And then I'll just be pissed because Greg, as you know,
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  Speaker 4: I like things tidy the same way you like things tidy,
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  Speaker 4: and it just won't happen. So I'm the one that says.
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  Speaker 4: She talks to me all the time, like let's just
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  Speaker 4: not have these you know people or whatever. I go, no,
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  Speaker 4: we're absolutely, I'd have them come twice a week if
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  Speaker 4: if you'd be cool with it.
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  Speaker 2: But no, So just.
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  Speaker 4: For the record, okay, and we can we can make
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: fun of her for a lot of stuff, right, that's
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: not one of them.
• 16:05
  Speaker 8: So she also seen it just not up to your standard.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: I'm the one, or like she get too busy with
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: other stuff and then belfway through and I'd be liked
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: what happened on your schedule?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because guess what, I'm not doing it. Yeah, but
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I'm willing to pay have it done.
• 16:20
  Speaker 8: No, I get it.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: See yeah. Yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 9: Well, finally, for the tenth year in a row, Uber
• 16:25
  Speaker 9: has released its list of lost items left in the
• 16:27
  Speaker 9: back of their cars and lots of writers, of course,
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: left behind their La boo boos and their fitness stuff
• 16:31
  Speaker 9: and vapes, but those aren't the weird ones. Other treasures
• 16:35
  Speaker 9: left behind include this list, a rhinestone picture of Jesus,
• 16:40
  Speaker 9: a pro pain tank, an ankle monitor so you're sawing
• 16:43
  Speaker 9: that off while you're getting to your destination, a sleep
• 16:46
  Speaker 9: apneum machine, breast milk, human hair and oxygen tank, a
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: seventy five gallon fish tank my personal favorite, a child's
• 16:57
  Speaker 9: prosthetic eye, a meat slice sir, and twenty pounds of
• 17:02
  Speaker 9: duck sausage.
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: Oh and for Greg a package of live butterflies.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 9: An uber says it's rolling out changes in the app
• 17:10
  Speaker 9: to help customers get this crap back more easily.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Question, that's good when it comes to like a pro
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: paine tank. You're taking an uber with a pro paine tank?
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, already can be small ones actually randomly.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: I just gave away like ten propane like little canisters yesterday.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I had a member. I told you I
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: was getting rid of that storage unit. I hadn't in
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: the storage unit, and I looked for places to get
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: rid of them, but there were like only facilities opened
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: on certain days that I wasn't in town.
• 17:39
  Speaker 8: How do you acquire ten propaine tanks?
• 17:41
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: You buy them like ri e I and stuff like camping.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: Well you know you're using because you know, I prepare
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: for emergencies.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Your doomsday time. Yeah it is. Yeah, they don't.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not worried anymore, No, because I'm looking for
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: alternatives other than propane.
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, solar.
• 18:05
  Speaker 8: Does propane go bad?
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: I mean the cans like can get croded. Oh yeah,
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: but yeah, not easy to get rid of I should
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: have just left them in an uber.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Wait until nightfall, exactly throw it down a sewer, exactly right,
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: free trash disposal everywhere you look, called a sewer.
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: That's what's going on with Thank you very much.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, Now I feel.
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: Like an idiot asking me all these questions when I'm Homer.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Is not there a well?
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Rest in peace? Pebo Bryson, Oh yeah, I remember the name,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: but I couldn't think of a song. Really, you couldn't.
• 18:53
  Speaker 8: Because you're not Disney man.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Wow, you need to be That was a big hit.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: It was side of the movie.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: It was one of those like you know songs char
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: that just became like, you know, a big hit on
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: the radio and everywhere. So this is slem beyond right
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: here and then in swoops in Peebell Bryson, look at
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: Sammy feeling.
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: I love this song.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: I don't remember this song, rig no I do. I
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: just look at when you say the name Pebo Brison.
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: I could just point to a soul and there's another
• 19:27
  Speaker 8: Disney song. Oh yeah, Aladdin A Whole New World. Yeah?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Was that right?
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: Chain a bell and peb Bryson.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: R s yes, exactly exactly right.
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: He was like the guy who did all the credits
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: music I started Disney movie.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a stroke a few days before he died.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: That sucks. Yeah, that sucks.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: He was seventy five years old speaking of dying, and
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Menace was talking about you know these uh doomsday things.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and he's uh getting.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: Rid of these propane tanks because he's looking for alternative
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: sources whatever. And he was talking about this conversation was
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: having with one of our other listeners who's also a prepper.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: And fun Yeah is it tho Yeah yeah, text.
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: Says stick with propane. Uh, the photovolactic is too temperamental.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: It's okay, sure, example, a meteor substantial size as bitch
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: slaps the earth will create enough dust that all solar
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: will be useless of the matter.
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: Here's the thing, guy, I do think about that.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: I don't want to survive that same right, Yeah, because
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: you know those lines.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: You don't want to be the survivor.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Because it's not like a hurricane that passes through and
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: then once it clears, it's fine and the grocery store
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: opens back up and everything else. It's things are decimated nothing.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: It's not life as we know it. It's like, yeah,
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: you're still alive, but you can rebuild, but you can't
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: breathe on your own. You can't you know, have a
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: use of your own limbs. It's like, is that the
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: life that you want? And and people, you know power
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: through some pretty powerful things. I see stories all the
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: time about, you know, someone who ends up in an
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: accident and they can't move anymore, like a Christopher Reeve
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: type situation. You know, guy was Superman, then next thing
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: you know, he's in a chair and he can't move
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: anything but his head.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Like that's that's crazy. I wouldn't want to survive that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: But see, to me, it's the same same, right, Like
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: if you're walking around, yeah, foraging, right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Because then you're just killing time until you die. Correct.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: I don't need to live in mad Max's world, right.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: Like you just want to instantly die and not to
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: see how it plays out.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: Because when you say, like see how it plays out,
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: to me, that's the slow death because again, we don't
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: have the stuff. Everything's gone, the things that we rely
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: on and take for granted now these whatever, Like I'm
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: not looking to forage.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: To make my own tools, right exactly, that's the difference
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: between like, oh, you know what, when the time comes,
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: I want it to be quick and like in my sleep,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be suffering for years with whatever,
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: you know, disease like to me, to me, that is
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: what's surviving some kind of apocalyptic whatever would be like.
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: But that's great stream last man on Earth it is.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I think this is what he wants, last man on
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Earth when it's when Earth is otherwise untouched.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you like, where am I going to sleep tonight? Wherever?
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: Well, we're talking about solar flares, you know, could just
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: knock out all electricity.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd be fine. Medicine, I could wander the Earth
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: and figure out how to the next month last solar flare. Fine.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of these preppers are thinking
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: about things like nuclear fallout. Yeah, like where things have
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: been leveled, or like this guy like a substantial meteor
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: that bitch slaps the earth quote unquote and.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: No, but yeah, do you want to spend the next
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: fifty years in a bunker? No?
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bunker. Yeah.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: I've been chopping back up sources of power, and I'm
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: leaning toward the Jackery solar set up for around eight
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: hundred bucks.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: Heck, yeah, dude, I've been looking at those two. Is
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: that like, let's text.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Is that like to replace like a general.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just a backup battery. Yeah, okay, Yeah. Then
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: they have so many different kinds, the ones they can
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: hook up to your house or just ones that you
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: could like carry mobiley, you can't get the mad best Buy.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: You mentioned a bunker. I'm now the I'm giving it
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: a little bit of thought. If you're stuck in a bunker,
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: even if it's with somebody you love, Yeah, and the
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: rest of the world doesn't exist and you're good to
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: go with food and supplies for ten years and you're
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: in a bunker, that would be crazy depressing.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but home, Greg, I do.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: But you're trapped, and then you get too overly philosophical,
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: like what is the meaning of life?
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: No Internet, no Netflix? Right, even if you're just in
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: there staring at each other, Yeah, exactly. I would question
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: the meaning a lot.
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: There are multi million dollar bunkers that look like you're
• 23:45
  Speaker 9: outside and feel like you're outside, but you know you're not.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: But I think that's to make people feel better about
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: the idea of it. I think when the time really
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: came It's another one of those situations where if you
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: really were faced with something like that.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Would this be great? I don't think it would be.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: I'm more like with what Greg saying on that, like,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I think you would be start crazy you were depressed.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: I would almost rather be out in the healthscape than
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: in a bunker.
• 24:09
  Speaker 7: Really, I'm so surprised grat because you started with if
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: you're in there and the rest of the world is
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: not there, but you're with somebody you love. I thought
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: you were going to say, I'm good, but he said that's.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: An ideal thing that people that get idealistic, you know,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: kind of take.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Because then you have nothing to look forward to. You
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: need is love. Okay, we'll see how long that lasts.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but we got five DVDs.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: No, but I'd rather be out and about trying to explore,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: see what's out there, and like Last Man on Earth,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: maybe you'd run into somebody, oh you know, and then
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: clean up and yeah, I'm willing populate.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: I'm willing to try it out.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Sounds like a fun to be movie, right, like some
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: low budget, crappy movie about what happens after the fallout
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: kind of thing.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: But to live it.
• 24:52
  Speaker 9: But that was the only way to repopulate, and there
• 24:55
  Speaker 9: was a lady around to take one for the team.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Of course.
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: Oh that's nice of you.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Make some homemade wine and make a night of it,
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: you know, absolutely nice. But if it was Last Man
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: on Earth situation, that's a dream.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's more like an episode of The Twilight DEEA.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Because of the Earth is basically fine. The houses are
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: still there, the stores are still there.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like being It's like, uh, these guys yourself
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: who hide out in like Target before it closes and
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: then just have the run of the store.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: You're right, like something like that. Yeah, fantasy than we're
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: talking about.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: Very different, Like what car do I want to a car?
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna spend all this time getting all this stuff
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: together just to survive something I don't want to survive
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: in the first place.
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, or like be like physically inconvenience, like I
• 25:40
  Speaker 9: have to do all this and iv ut I like nah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Police in Massachusetts they got to call about a guy
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: with an explosive. Callers said that they saw a guy
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: dressed in camo holding a bazooka and he was looking
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: to blow something up. So this is sweet this person
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: calls nine to one one about this dude with the bazooka.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Of course the cops rush over all good though, no panic.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: He was a landscaper and that bazuka was a leaf blower.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: According to the report, the person who called nine one one,
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: which I do have a photo of, has also called
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Homeland Security before with a false alarm. As for the landscaper,
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: he is making the most of the opportunity. He's created
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: a new logo for his business. It's a guy blasting
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: leaves with a bazooka and the slogan is we will
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: blow your lawn problems away.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Here's the guy who called. Looks a lot like Greg go.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: In Changeable.
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: Wait, look he called he called Homeland Security that way
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: he does? Yeah, way fat Like they could be related.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's not Greg. Oh wait this is Greg.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: We'd Greg.
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: I could barely remember to open my mouth when I'm eating.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Like you think I'm gonna remember to bring a chemist bags.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to remember it.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Due some lucky ass people in the news. Yep, this
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: guy bet twenty five hundred bucks on four different sports.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: That was a four way parlay that've had Michigan winning
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: the Basketball National Championship, USA Men's hockey winning gold, the
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Knicks winning the NBA's Eastern Conference, and the Spurs winning
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: the Western Conference title.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: All of those things happen. Huh dollars.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: Bet bet twenty five hundred bucks on that, and he
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: just cashed in one point seven million dollars on that
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: four way parlay.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: Noise, they never hit, but when they do boways with Tyler,
• 27:50
  Speaker 7: when he has like a parlay, will be like hanging
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: out in Vegas and he's just on his phone all
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: day because he'll have like eight different games on a
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: parlay and he'll win six and then lose two.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Have you ever hit, like, really big, Tyler, have you
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: ever hit, like, what's the what's the most you've ever won?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Most?
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: I bet one hundred bucks on four MLB games and
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: I won seventeen hundred.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what I was saying. I think this dude's
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: like secretly rich. Yeah it seems that way.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Look he buys all these like crazy toys. Yeah he's
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: got you know, there'll be a picture from like a
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: baseball game and it's like all the stuff that he bought,
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: like food and beers and right all kinds of stuff.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: And I would never in a million years think of
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: putting a bet on something for a hundred dollars.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Because people out there they're fronting, you know, and they're
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: buying things to make people think that they're they're rich.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: He's taking the opposite approach.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: It's like they say, you know who the rich guy
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: in the room is the guy who's dressed sloppy. The guy, yeah, right,
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: exactly like you would the person you would never that's
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: the person who's really rich, the person who looks rich.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Broke broke.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: There's there's a joke amongst our friends and they make
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: drawings of Tyler with t Rex arms when it like,
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: when it comes to.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: That, that's how you stay rich. Yeah, you stay rich, don't.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Pick up a bill, That's what I'm saying. Like that's
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: you have a like a wealthy dead grandpa or something. Unfortunately,
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: is there you part of like a trust you like get.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Like you know what.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: It's just I like spending my money on things that
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I like personally and the rest of it.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: I just say, I know, but like everybody likes to
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: spend money on things they like.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody likes that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: But like the The thing is, how do you have
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: the money to spend on the things that you like?
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: Because you you you present yourself as someone who's, you know,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: like you're hustling.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: You are a grounder, you are a good worker, you're
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: you're a hard worker.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: But like you guys, he's like he's piecing together a
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: couple of different jobs, you know what I mean?
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: Last named Vanderbilt and we don't know Rockefeller.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just say that the car flipping games so
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: far has been pretty good to me able to put
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: some of that money away, and we maybe have a
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: big expensive card on the way. I'm just waiting for
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: my ps A grade to come back.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Where did you get this card? That one?
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I actually pulled out of a box from Target. If
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: it grades the way I want to, I'm looking at
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: seven grand?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: What now will you sell that?
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would sell it? Probably am meeting, Right, Okay,
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: here's some people get stuff like that. The next good question.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: You buy a card and it's in a box and
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: the card is brand new, right, how would it not
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: grade ten or whatever?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: That?
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: So you have freezy as fingers.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: No, the printing could be yeah, the printing could.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Be off the print sheet could have been like misaligned
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: in production. It's not centered the right way. It could
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: have been, Shipping corners are messed up.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of things. I could prevent it, because
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: if I'm buying something brand new, I expect it to be.
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: I will say, uh so with the Spurs being in
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: the finals, I did buy a Wemby rookie card for
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: one hundred bucks back in February. I have it listed
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: on the eBay for like a grand right now because
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: it's trying to direction.
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: Are you waiting to see what happens?
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I am, But I think at the worst I could
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: get five hundred bucks for it, which is four hundred
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: bucks in my podcast.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: That's your man, right there, Morgan.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Anybody else puffing.
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: Her chest down on a private jet never was my man?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: My man? Does this piss you off when you hear
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: him doing well like that? No?
• 31:36
  Speaker 13: I mean, I I don't know if I'd say that's
• 31:37
  Speaker 13: doing well. Enjoy your life?
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: Ye would for someone to have life?
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Ye?
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: Ye, do the even when he's down.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: The music video for the Tyler Flowers, I've been singing
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Tylie Cyrus Flowers. It's so good.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's on our social media, new animated podcast,
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: a animated music video for the Tyler song.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: It's Perfect, It's really good. Some other people lucking out.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: A woman in South Carolina, she was at the store,
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: decided to pick up a few lotto scratchers on the
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: way out, took him my mom scratched him one of them,
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: greg a million dollar winter Locky bit. So she freaked out, celebrated,
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: thanked her cat because it was the cat was the
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: reason that she was there in the first place. Because
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: she was there she needed some cat food and there
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: was a sale on cat food, which is why she
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: went out and was there in the first place.
• 32:30
  Speaker 9: You can win a million dollars on a scratcher, Yeah,
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: that was like fifteen dollars.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Usually like the twenty or thirty dollars scratchers, which is
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: why I don't get jealous when I hear about it,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: because I would never buy a twenty dollars star two
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: dollars man.
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: She's planning on saving the money. This woman was at
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: the casino. She was playing some slots and it hit.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: The alarms go off. She hit the jackpot, okay, and
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: she was about to celebrate, but there was just one problem.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: They told her it was malfunction.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Nope, she wasn't even allowed to be there because back
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: in twenty nineteen, it's her own fault. She signed herself
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: up for one of those self imposed lifetime bands from
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: all Pennsylvania casinos, something the state allows people who are
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: struggling with gambling addiction to do. You can sign yourself
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: up like, no, I'm not allowed and if I do
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: show up, it's considered trespassing. Oh god, So you put
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: yourself on that list, you're not allowed to be there.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: It's officially trespassing, and you're prohibited from collecting any winnings.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: So the woman tried to claim the jackpop, but the
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: casino saw that she's on the band list. So the
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: esquarter out of the building and she got a ticket
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: for trespassing from the cops.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: This bitch banned herself.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's yourself, idiot money. Oh my god, what
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: do you mean it's not fairs. She's not supposed to
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: be there. Yeah, she's an idiot by her own by
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: her own doing.
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: She forgot, she burned herself, idiot, she forget. She has
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: a problem.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, here's here's what you gotta wonder. You gotta wonder,
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: this is not the first time she went in there.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: You gotta figure after she put herself on that band list,
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: So how many times did she go in there and lose? Yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: and then then how do they Yeah, they accepted that
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: money checking her ID when she comes in, Like, how
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: do they know it's something flagged?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, face ID or something like that.
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: Wow, she's gonna sue, Oh, but you signed yourself up
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: for it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: You put yourself up on the list.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: I think her angle will be like, well, you let
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: me in all these other times and I lost money,
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: So she'll probably try to recoup that. I'm trying.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Good luck. Yeah, yeah, Well when they have these laws
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: in place, because they have to have these laws because
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: while gambling addiction called wanting hundred gambler, all those things,
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: and then you can't you can't have it both ways, right,
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: you put yourself on the list. Those things exist for
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: that reason. She wasn't put on that list. And if
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: she went in there knowing, because she's the one to
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: put herself on there, if she went she went in
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: breaking the law, and the casino they know every single person,
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Like if you just went in there lost money on
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: the machine, she'd have to cash out where they check
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: your idea or put like the jackpot you do because
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: they got to you know, it's over a certain amount.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: You got to fill out the stupid form.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: But just on a video, Yeah, just on an average
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: like go in there, put one hundred bucks in a machine,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: maybe win two hundred bucks. They're never going to know
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: you're there. That's on you because you put yourself on
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: the list. You know what you signed up for, idiot.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: But at the same token, wouldy There are certain lot
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: of winners who have to go public by certain state laws.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: You're against that. They know that going in. It's like, hey,
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: you got to be public. You knew that.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: No, I know.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like the idea that you have
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: to be right if you want going in when you play,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: you do.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: But it's not people that are complaining about I'm the
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: one that says I think they should be able to
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: stay anonymous.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Right, but as you play, you know the rules going in,
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: much like this woman, So you should change your opinion
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: on the other thing, is what I'm saying. No, yes, no,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: this woman put herself on this list. She knew the rules.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: She can't win the jackpot. If you win the lotto,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: you have to go public. You knew that rule going
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: into the.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, okay, yes I would know that, but I wouldn't.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't complain about it. I think I'm just making
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: an argument about it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: Just it sucks for these people.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: You should be.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Able to stay honest because x y Z if you sooty,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: it's the same exact thing. They know the rules going in.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: So does it suck? But you knew this woman won
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: the jackpot, she put herself on the list. She can't
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: win now she knew going in.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: Yes, But I think what what he's saying is he's
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: complaining on their behalf.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah boo hoo. I mean they know, you know going
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: in million let everybody know, right, big deal? Greg?
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: How jealous are you that they can put themselves on
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: a band list? Wouldn't you love to do that at
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: the airport?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, put.
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: Yourself on the band.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Without going to jail, though eventually he will be on.
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: That list the way you're acting up. Don't you have
• 36:56
  Speaker 9: one incident with menace? I've never seen it.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, not with me, because when he flies
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: with me, I take care of him. That's the one
• 37:02
  Speaker 7: where they send him to.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: The back of the prey thought they were gonna like
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: put me ahead of that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 8: You know, shrank dart you They're gonna say, we'll put
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: you in.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: A better seat.
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: Greg was sitting there, and Greg's a very bad flyer
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: for anybody who's new man. He's sitting there and he's
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: white knuckling the armrests.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Made my thumb believe. Every time he's picking that picking up.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Every every time there.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Was even the slightest bump, Greg's going He's screaming and
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: like doing like a little like Joel. The flight attendant
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: comes over and he goes, excuse me, sir, you're making
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: the other passengers nervous. Would you be okay if we
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: moved you to a different seat? And they put his
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: ass in the back of the plane. The crapper, Yeah,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I thought she was gonna say, would you like to
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: sit up here?
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Would like to make you comfortable?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Would you like some free champage.
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Show?
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: And we're into another new hour. It is the Woody Show, Woody,
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Greg Mannish, Gina Gren phones open eight seven seven forty four, Wooding.
• 38:04
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• 38:07
  Speaker 2: things that way? Send us that text over two to
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: nine eight seven. Follow us on social media. You can
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: look forced there at the Woody Show. My son's getting
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: his wisdom teeth out today. But that was a nightmare.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: If I here still have their nout got them out.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: I did a good week to just barely eat scrambled eggs. Yeah,
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: swollen beyond recognition for a week. It was a nightmare.
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: I remember, like it was mashed potatoes.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: I remember it being pretty easy, like, yeah, I remember
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: like the first couple of days. Not great the first day,
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: especially the twenty four hours afterward, because you.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: End up swallowing so much blood.
• 38:49
  Speaker 12: True.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember having gauze and somebody actually gave me
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: a really good tipic. I remember worked really well because
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: at first I had the gauze, but there were still
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: like it was hard to like stop the bleeding. And
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: then somebody said, oh, you gotta soak the gauze in
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: tea like tea bags with Yeah, because there's something in
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: tea that helps caught a rye caught it right, yeah whatever,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: So that made it at least better, you know, and
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: it worked out there. But yeah, after the first couple
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: of days. The weirdest thing I think after getting your
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: wisdom teeth out was how you had those craters. Yeah,
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: used to be for a while, the sockets.
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: And nobody warns you about dry socket. You got to
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: get that water syringe and shoot it in.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he's got one of those.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: They put them like on an antibiotic before, like a
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: couple of days leading into this whole thing. So yeah,
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: he's having that done today.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: Is he getting Night Night?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 39:44
  Speaker 11: Down really funny.
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you could do the Twilight or you go under.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one thing he's nervous about. It goes.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: It's just weird. I don't like the idea of nobody
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: really likes awesome. Nobody really likes the idea, and he
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: because we'll think something can go wrong.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, no, I know problem. Yeah, Well he's
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: never had to have anything like that. I mean he did,
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: he did break something at one point, but you know, yeah,
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: it's one of those things. I said, dude, everybody, for
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: the most part, everybody's had their wisdom teeth out.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know anyone who I told my story about
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: how when I had it done before they gave me
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: whatever that stuff was. It was like a two step process.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: They had the IV in there and then the first
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: thing they gave me to said, now before we give
• 40:27
  Speaker 4: you the second one, you know you're gonna feel an
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: urge to just scratch your your groin area. You feel
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: like you're gonna feel like fire ants are in your shorts.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: I go, yeah, out of here, and then sure as hell,
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: like they gave me the stuff, and I'm thinking I'm
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna fight the urge.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, you couldn't.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: This is all I told him. I told my son.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: This is all I remember. I said.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: They gave me the second part. I'm like, oh wow,
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: And then I woke up.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: It was over and it was all over. But I
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: started like scratching that.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and we looked it up. It's something because what
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: it's doing, it's you know, it's working with your nerves
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: to block pain and to do all these different things.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: But why there, I don't know.
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: Maybe because you have so many nerve endings and stuff
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: down in your kind of groin area, you have more.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: I think you have more nerve endings in that area
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: of your body than you do anywhere else.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: I buy that, Yeah, way more, I know.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: But anyways, so rules he's gonna love it craziest And
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I remember getting my wisdom teeth pulled as well, and
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: they inject you and then the doctor while he's waiting
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: for you to go to sleep. So, Greg, what are
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: your plans after high school? I said, well, I think
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: what I want to do?
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: And then boom, Now is anyone going to record him
• 41:38
  Speaker 9: coming out of surgery?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Because those videos are I forgot about? What was that
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: kid's name?
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: Something? Goes to the dentist, Yeah, was the best?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yea world famous?
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Are you trying to fight the doctor because you know
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: my son is obsessed with all the Michael Jackson stuff
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: And I said, ooh, so you know what you might get?
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: You might get probably milk, just like Michael Jackson. If
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I had Michael Jackson money, I would have done the
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: same thing every night.
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I randomly I have tod Yeah. I rarely have
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: to go to the dentist today. And I'm kind of
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: embarrassed because Greg and Sammy broke up with the dentist. Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: they know that we're like coworkers and stuff, so I
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: have to go there.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Well, we changed insurance and they don't take it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: I know, we didn't want to break up with them.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah at all.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Oh, here's here's Morgan checking in after she had her
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: wisdom teeth taken out.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Remember that. Yeah, so bad.
• 42:38
  Speaker 12: The girl kept wipe with my tears like the general
• 42:43
  Speaker 12: assistant girl. She's so nice. She was just wiping my
• 42:48
  Speaker 12: tears and stuff.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: She was so nice.
• 42:52
  Speaker 14: But she helped me get up, and she had crocs on,
• 42:58
  Speaker 14: so gimmins. Oh, I feel it's so bad.
• 43:08
  Speaker 12: This girl had so many gibbets on her crocks, so
• 43:12
  Speaker 12: that I couldn't even see what kind of gibbets they were.
• 43:17
  Speaker 11: God's not a little bit.
• 43:19
  Speaker 12: I hate crocks and think you're so ugly. Thisurts so bad.
• 43:30
  Speaker 12: They didn't even take one.
• 43:31
  Speaker 6: Of them out.
• 43:32
  Speaker 12: There's still one in there. They just shaved it down.
• 43:38
  Speaker 12: And the ice is wrapping so many god damn towels.
• 43:41
  Speaker 12: I can't even feel Thyes.
• 43:43
  Speaker 14: That's the point of wrapping ice and towels, because you're
• 43:46
  Speaker 14: not gonna feel dies.
• 43:52
  Speaker 13: The longest clip every chatting they had half to Yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 13: how that happened?
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: Well, I went to a different dentist and the guy
• 44:02
  Speaker 11: was like, Oh, that guy didn't know.
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: What he was doing.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't get that. That's the point of wrapping me.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: I said Dows. Here's the David kids. How did it go?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Didn't feel anything?
• 44:14
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I feel kind of felt good, didn't It is his
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: real life?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: This real life?
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 44:28
  Speaker 8: Oh now.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Good?
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Ye out? Four fingers, four fingers, Nah, don't put that
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: in don't put it in your mouth.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, you feel good?
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: I can't cheat anything.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: So cute.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those videos are pretty good.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: There was one more, one more clip I'll share with you,
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: and then Greg's got an update for in the medical world.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this girl, she was on a sty This wasn't
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: a this wasn't a wisdom tee thing, but she was,
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: you know, doing the anies teacher thing. But you couldn't
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: remember her boyfriend standing right there. I couldn't remember her boyfriend.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: Remember this.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: Joey is coming over here.
• 45:10
  Speaker 11: Do you remember Joey? You have a boyfriend?
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: Yes, yes you do. Would you like to see what
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: he looks like? He's right there?
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: Do you want him to open the door and say hi?
• 45:28
  Speaker 14: Do you?
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: You feel good? Don't you?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: You're pretty too? All right?
• 45:37
  Speaker 7: Well, I love you. I'll see you in a bit. Okay,
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: I do love you.
• 45:44
  Speaker 8: So cute. Imagine not recognizing that's so weird.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: That's good, I Greg, what's your updates? So I was
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: at the doctor and they had this test that they
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: had me do for lung strength and lung health. And
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: you put this thing in your mouth, you take a
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: deep breath, and then you blow out as hard as
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: you can and it reads it on this computer screen.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: And I don't know how, but that's what. That's this test.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: They do it three times and they talk you through it.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: And then the physician assistant is looking at the computer
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: graph and turns to me and went, well, And I thought, oh,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: here we go. She's going to tell me I have
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: four days to live because I've destroyed my lungs over
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: the last thirty years. I have the lungs of a
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: twenty year old. And the first thing I did was
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: text my parents. I'm like, guess what, I have the
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: lungs of a twenty year old. I couldn't believe it. Congratulations,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. We have known the entire time.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: What a blow hard you are? There you go, yeah,
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: but you did. It's like, Okay, I have the exterior
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: of an old man, but the interior of a twenty year.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: Old college kid.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Like I know, people, there was, man, what was I
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: doing it was one of the things you see like
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: in the hospital. They it's like a little you blow
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: into it, and I guess it is to measure something
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: like that, right, And I got competitive with it, Yes,
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: like I can do better than that, a little harder.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I'm glad. They did it three times. Yeah,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: the first one you think, oh, I sucked at that,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: second one, Okay, I can be better. Third one, just
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: as hard as you can. And they also did this
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: grip test.
• 47:25
  Speaker 8: Have you ever done that? Right?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: And you put your hand on this thing and then
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: you squeeze as hard as you can, as fast as
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: you can.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Last time I did one of those was the ground
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: round in like nineteen eighty eighty.
• 47:34
  Speaker 8: Saying this sounds like an arcade game.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I don't know what the results of that
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: test were, but when she looked at the graph on
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: the computer, she just looked at me and said, you're
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: right handed, aren't you? Yeah, little dainty okay, because when
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I did my left hand, I guess it was like
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: didn't even register. It didn't even be.
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: That's all great news. But I did share with Greg
• 47:52
  Speaker 7: this morning. I go, oh, hearing loss I heard in
• 47:54
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• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even remember that conversation. You didn't get it.
• 48:03
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• 48:06
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• 48:10
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• 48:10
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• 48:12
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• 48:16
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• 48:38
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• 48:40
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• 48:42
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• 48:46
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• 48:46
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• 48:49
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• 48:51
  Speaker 2: You need to show up or not. Just go to
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: the prom Saturday. Yeah, yeah, all good. Want to have
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: a great time, No, can't.
• 48:58
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• 48:59
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• 49:06
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• 49:09
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• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Show. So I tried on that X suit. Oh, I
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: was gonna ask you. I almost texted you to remind you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Speaking of prom you know, because you've got to have
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: something to wear. So you might have seen on Instagram
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: or something. They keep advertising these suits that you can
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: throw into the washing machine. It's supposed to be light
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: and breatheable and stretch all all that kind of stuff.
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, I hate dressing up.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I hate it. I hate it.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: But like there's been so many things the last year,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: year and a half. I've had to go out Men's
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: warehouse rent a suit. He had manager go pick it up,
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: go drop it off. It's uncomfortable, it sucks. I'm like, whatever, man,
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: you know, if thing's like six hundred bucks or whatever
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: it was, I'll just have this stretchy washing machine suit
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: and we'll call it a day. Well, it came in about,
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: I don't know, a month and a half ago. At
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: this point, it's been sitting there in the box, unopened,
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: and you know, problems coming up, and so we're running
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: out of time here in case it doesn't fit.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: I think it was even too late to get any
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: kind of like alteratio.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: Well no, I'm saying, like you have them send me
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: a different size of something, so I would have had
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: to go to the men's warehouse. Dude fit perfectly, please,
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: Like so so far, so good, and it is. It
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: looks good, it's comfortable. They're not an advertiser. By the way,
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: it didn't spend one time. This has nothing to do
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: with anything. I'm just sharing the I'm just sharing the
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: knowledge that when you see this thing and you wonder
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: if it's any good.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. Yeah, it's pretty good.
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna throw it in a bag and I'm
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: gonna have it for if I need something like this.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Every man should have a suit.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: And I don't know, I don't remember the process of this,
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: but because it was a couple months ago, but going
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: on to the website and however they figured out what
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: size that would be. Because nothing ever fits easy for me,
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: because you know, being a fat, tubby piece of crap
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: does that.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: But this this showed up.
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: It was It's perfect, Okay, picture did you have to
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: do like any photos or anything like that, or.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: My my wife took this picture. This is with the
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: top button of the of the jacket buttoned up.
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: Oh nice.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's super super comfortable. It's like a glove.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: What color is it black?
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm wearing a because I had that blue button
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: down polo shirt underneath it and I just had that on.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I was just trying on the the jacket, the waist.
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: Everything fits.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything, everything fits, everything fits good.
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: Look at you?
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, like you. I'm so afraid to buy anything online
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: because I'm like, dude, it's not going to fit.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Same yeah, same. I always have to go to a store, same,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: try it. But it was it was legit cool, it
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: was legit.
• 51:51
  Speaker 7: I got once again, anybody have at getting.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: Any good prom story? Did you have, like anything notable?
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I went to so many proms that I only I
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: mean it, I did because Okay, so when I was
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: a I think I went to the senior prom when
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I was a freshman because I went with a senior.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Then I went when I was a sophomore, then a junior,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: then when I was a senior, and then I went
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: to the junior prom when I was a.
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: Junior, and then it like when you were a freshman.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: I was very popular and so then, but the so
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: you got asked as a freshman, I got asked a senior,
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: A senior senior chick, yeah was. Her name was Julie
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Ye the first girl who was boobs I ever touched,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: and we made out on the floor of my parents'
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: laundry room. I remember, well, yeah, that's the first time
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: I saw a boob, So that was fun. We did
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: the cliche limo thing a couple of times, but the
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: first few times, when I was I think a sophomore,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: I took my dad's car and I was like the
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: designated driver. Stupid idea, because this was in the days
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: where we would get like a hotel and then fill
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: up the bathtub with ice yea and beer, some wind
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: coolers and crap like that in there. And uh, for
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: some reason, I was dared on the way to this
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: prom to try to break one hundred miles an hour
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: and my dad's and I only had like, I think
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: two miles to do it because I got onto the
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: freeway and then had to get off in a couple
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: of miles. And so I said, all right, well, I
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: guess if I'm being dared, I got to do it.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: So I went like one hundred and three miles an
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: hour or something like that. That was cool, and it
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: was had s car go for the first time at
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: the promuse I thought, Wow, this is going to be
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: fancy because you go car go. What what school?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: It's not at the prom, it's before the prompt So
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: you would go to dinner before the prom? I thought
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: there was serving like his.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, our proms didn't have food or drink or anything
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: like that. It was just usually like in the gym
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: of the high school. Yeah, it was a low budget.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: I went to the worst high school and uh so
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: we would go to dinner before the prom. And I
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: thought to be fancy, you had to order the s cargo,
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: So we did that. Did you know what it was? Yes?
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: And I liked it. It was kind of like clams.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: But yeah, most of the proms were kind of all
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: the same. For some reason, my parents, who were very strict,
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: they allowed us to get a hotel, do whatever we want.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: We have never been allowed to do that really, not
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: that I went to a prom. The one thing I
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: never remember, how the hell did we get all this beer?
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I don't remember, but we managed to get beer, fill
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: up the bathtub full of ice and beer, and always
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: hooked up. Yeah you got laded prom uh not all
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: the way. No, I didn't get laid somebody. And here's
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: what I said, hooked up.
• 54:39
  Speaker 8: Well, yeah, we hooked up, made out.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything different, everything, that's a different definition of no. Yeah.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: No, hooked up to me means like, you know, you
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: went all the way at the very at the very
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: least mouth party.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they hooked up.
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: Making disconnect now that it's like if you said we
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: hooked up, we.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: Right, Oh no, for sure. Yeah, fooled around could be
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: made out bobs. Now, the reason that didn't go all
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: the way is because these hotel scenarios, we always shared
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: a room a ton of people. Supposed to be one room,
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: two beds, but like eighteen people. Yeah, yeah, that's how
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: orgies start.
• 55:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah true.
• 55:19
  Speaker 9: Do you guys remember those holo domes, those holiday inns
• 55:22
  Speaker 9: with like the pool and the lobby like inside, Yeah,
• 55:25
  Speaker 9: we had our after prom there. You know it's like
• 55:28
  Speaker 9: the pool and the jacuzzi like in the lobby.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Of the holiday inn and then crazy do you remember?
• 55:33
  Speaker 8: I do remember for my senior there was junior prominent
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: senior prom.
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: For senior prom, we were back at the holod Dome
• 55:39
  Speaker 9: and there was this group of hockey players, like like
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: maybe college, and they were on the hot tub and
• 55:46
  Speaker 9: I just went to prom with a friend. I was like,
• 55:49
  Speaker 9: I'd rather be in the hot tub with the hockey players.
• 55:51
  Speaker 9: So I did that, and then my friend, he was
• 55:55
  Speaker 9: the only friends, got super pissed and like one of
• 55:58
  Speaker 9: the rooms.
• 55:59
  Speaker 8: But like, we were just friends always.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: So what happened in the hot tub, which is like
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: you know what, No, I don't know.
• 56:06
  Speaker 9: They hanging out drinking, made up, made out with one
• 56:12
  Speaker 9: of them, yeah, and then went upstairs, but.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Not the person you went to the problem with. So
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: you're making out in the hot tub with the person
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: didn't go with.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah he was, and he wasn't super happy about that.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's all.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Here's the high school boy going to the prom, even
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: if it's just friends. He I know that was not
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: on the sure, okay he he had thoughts otherwise.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Oh sure, Yeah.
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: I went to four proms. I could have gone to six.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: I could.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, there were extenuating circumstances, but yeah,
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: I hear things like this. I hear things about like
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: going off to college and all that kind of thing.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: I didn't have any of it. All right, go ahead, manutes,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry. No no, no, to be able to kill himself. No, no, no.
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: But I don't know about you guys. But like when
• 56:59
  Speaker 7: I was in high school and I, you know, I live.
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: I lived on the coast and we were pretty close
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: to the beaches. Everyone was super obsessed with bonfires and
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: that was like the big plan to go to bonfires
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: after I don't.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: Want to go.
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: It's like from a movie kid, remember exactly.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So what was cool is like, yeah, the same
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: situation with Greg, Like, oh, everybody gets a hotel room
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: and then everyone has to share it. But I'm like,
• 57:22
  Speaker 7: I ain't going to no bonfire. I'm staying back at
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: the hotel room. So you know, put it down, you
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: know what I'm saying. But everybody we always got alcohol
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: though through like people's siblings, like the older brother, older sister.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: That's hotel. Yeah, but we'd always like filled the bathtub
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: with like so much alcohol. And I don't think like
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: kids do that anymore because they're lame and they don't party.
• 57:43
  Speaker 7: But there was always like the big hotel party was
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: the thing. Yeah, and you had to sign the paper
• 57:48
  Speaker 7: that no one, no one's going to party in there,
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: but you did. Anyways, Yes, are their party.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Maybe they're not drinking because you hear about like, uh,
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: they're not interested in drinking.
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but their party is like online talking to each
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: other like no, no, no, not for prom. But I'm
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: just saying like just the hotel party in general, like
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: they get together online and talk over over video games.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: And looking back, I'm surprised it was, for lack of
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: a better word, legal because here comes ten, you know,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: seventeen year old backing into a relatively upscale hotel. By upscale,
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: I mean like maybe a Marriott or something, and you
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: got to know that it's prom weekend. Rights are in
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: their dresses. And here come all these seventeen year olds
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: getting a room with no adult in sight, lugging the
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: what do you call it the baggage cart, those giant
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: carts full of alcohol. Everybody, it's totally fine, look the other.
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: But I think back then, like people are a lot cooler.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: I guess they got it exactly.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: And then I'm off driving drunk in one hundred miles
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: an hour. What you're supposed to do.
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: But Greg's are you buried the lead hard the man
• 58:59
  Speaker 9: who hates and is afraid of butterflies.
• 59:01
  Speaker 8: It's like, oh snails, those are good to eat.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, likes they are, I know, one and done.
• 59:08
  Speaker 8: Oh that's not like something you've gone back to many No, no, no, no,
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: that's weird, weird.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I also went to this prom. I remember one senior
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: prom one year with this girl named Jane, and then
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: the following year with her sister a great and that's
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: how it goes. And they didn't know at the time.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: They thought he was straight. He wasn't like they were
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: going with their gay friends. No, no, no, I was drinking,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: so I was hooking up.
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: When you saw the boob for the first time, you're like, no.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is kind of fun. He loves boobs,
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: one of them to this day. He's still one of them,
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: distinctly larger than the other. I thought that was that's sad.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: And hooked up meaning like hooked up not made out?
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: Are you saying you like as far as Sammy does,
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: like oral, but not intercourse, not prom night because there
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: was like kids in the room.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Ain't nothing but a sports thing with the g Jeff Garcie.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: I think jeff Gy is trying to kill us. He's
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: bringing portos. He brought in like donuts.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. In the universe, Yeah, dude.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: I am stained today just because anyway it was.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Today. Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: That and then the the people with Masters of the Universe,
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: the New he Man movie. They sent over Krispy Kremes.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Oh they were so good. Yeah, you're so fat yesterday.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, jeff Gy, what's happening with the sports?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: All right, let's start with the Dodgers. They beat the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: d Backs last night.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Drive past Field, six to two. Dodgers. This lookie bot
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: strives in old Tani. Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 15: Dodgers ended up winning that one six the five, same
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 15: two teams tonight at six forty. Angels lost last night
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 15: eight to two. There's a crazy play in that game.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 15: The ball bounced off an Angel player's head. It ended
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 15: up being a home run.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Listen to this no fly ball to rights center from rumfield.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: A Dall's after it in the gap and he makes
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: the running cat I didn't grab it. Let's see you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: clank to hit him in the head and oh no,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: be a home run. Yeah.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 15: Well, do you guys remember back in the day when
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 15: jose Canseco did that very famously, right yeah, it bounced
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 15: off his head and went into the crowd. So that
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 15: basically summarizes the Angels season in a nutshell, right there.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: Angels and Rockies again.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 15: Tonight at six forty, Game number one of the Stanley
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 15: Cup Finals was a nail bier yesterday Vegas Golden Night
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 15: scored with three and a half minutes left. They ended
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 15: up winning the game. They take a one to zero
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 15: lead in that series. Tonight in the NBA Nick Nicks
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 15: versus Spurs, same two teams met way back in nineteen
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 15: ninety nine. Spurs won that match up. Their favorite to
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 15: win this one.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Everywhere.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 15: I'm seeing his Spurs and seven. Yeah you guys, and
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 15: said I like Spurs and seven. Actually I hope it
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 15: goes the distance.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 15: Two great teams, two hungry teams, especially the next They
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 15: haven't one in fifty years, so they're gonna be wild.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: I can't wait to hear what see best brings back
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: from New York this week, big nice.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 15: WNBA Sparks loss the Aces, and finally, World Cup is
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 15: just a few days away. McDonald's drop on a FIFA
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 15: World Cup meal starting tomorrow you get a big mac
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 15: and or nuggets with fries and a large drink and
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 15: a collectible cup featuring soccer stars like David Beckham, hold Anino,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 15: also Ya Mal, Christian Pulisic and so many more. So
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 15: if you're big back at McDonald's, get your FIFA meal.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 15: Hell yeah, and that's a quick sports right here. I'm
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 15: the Woodies Show.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: I thank you very much.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Jeff g Yeah yeah. At this point, why don't we
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: just all liquidate our bank account and take the money
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: and put it in the fire. I'm looking for real answers,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: No Woody show.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, people sharing some prom stories.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: If something super memorable from your prom you want to share,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: you can text us text over two two nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 4: You can call us eight seven seven forty four Woody.
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  Speaker 4: This person said, snuck out for the first time to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: go to a prom party. Took the screen out of
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: the window, gently hit it. Didn't make a sound. Met
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: my buddy down the road with some with the lights off.
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  Speaker 4: But I got back. My dad was waiting for me,
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  Speaker 4: sitting in the pitch blacks and I hope he had fun.
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  Speaker 2: Scared the hell out of me.
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  Speaker 4: Grounded for a while, so I said, I took a
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  Speaker 4: junior to senior prom, dropped her off because she was
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: grounded from getting a duy, and went to a hotel
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 4: party where I took another guy's date and hooked up.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: The guy was a pos so don't feel too bad
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: for him.
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  Speaker 2: This one said.
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  Speaker 4: At my junior prom, my friend's date found out that
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: I wasn't Christian, our family's Buddhist. He proceeded to give
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: me a lecture during the entire drive all the way
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  Speaker 4: to the prom. I was bawling my eyes out as
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: he was telling me I was.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Going to hell yeah atmosphere. Yea.
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  Speaker 4: Greg went to all these problems and all these chicks
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: for like, you know, like he went as a freshman
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  Speaker 4: some senior chick inviting them. He was feeling boobs and
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: getting mouth parties.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody.
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  Speaker 4: I made a good point in the text, Greg is
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: gay because being straight was too easy challenge.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I needed a good life challenge.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: It was a nightmare for us At the time. You
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: would have thought it was a dream for junior prom.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: We had no budget at all. We couldn't get a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: venue for some reason. They wouldn't let us do it
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: in the gym so we had our prom at the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: food court of the mall. That's kind of cool. So
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: tacky it was, so, that's kind of cool.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: Restaurants open at least.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: Two whatever shows up at Denny's, mostly like hotels like
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: one at a like high end rushing.
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  Speaker 2: I said, my prom sucked.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: All the kids decided to, as a joke, make the
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: King and Queen purposely voted for the ugliest, most ghetto
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: food in mouth girl and the fattest guy. He was
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: the center for the football team. Everybody voted for them,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: and the room went wild. It was a disgrace and
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: not funny at all. Hashtags still bitter, Wow, Sammy, that
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: was Sammy German.
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  Speaker 2: I was expected be.
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  Speaker 4: Prom queen now because after all, I was a cheerleader.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: You had to have gone to like all the proms.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I went to my junior and senior proms.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, but you didn't go as a freshman or
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: a sophomore like Greg.
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  Speaker 8: I was invited as air.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 10: I was asked as a sophomore, but I didn't want
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 10: to go because all my friends weren't going to be there,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 10: so I said no because it didn't sound like it
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 10: would be fun for me. Oh oh for me, I
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 10: mean because I wouldn't know my date and a couple
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 10: other people, but it wasn't my grade, so I didn't.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: Was it the boyfriend or like just some random person
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: asked you, yeah, okay, yeah?
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: Did you say no right then? Energy at least tell
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: me you think about it?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 7: No, I said no.
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  Speaker 10: Well I didn't want you, and I had a real
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 10: reason why I didn't want to, and I had to
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 10: do with, yeah, you know, my friend's not being There were.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: There any like standout stories prom story.
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  Speaker 8: So for me, we didn't have.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 10: By the time, it was it's like you guys talk
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 10: about your hotel parties. They were onto us and they
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 10: knew that it was prom night in the town. So
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 10: no one could do a hotel really because you got
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 10: busted even just walking in. And we also weren't allowed
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 10: to do limos because of shenanigans as well, So everybody
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 10: had to go to the school and they did something
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 10: called like promenade, and everybody walked down and that's where
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 10: parents could take pictures and stuff to the We went
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 10: to the buses and buses shuttled us to and from Prom.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 10: You were not allowed to drive there. You were not
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 10: allowed to show up in a limo. The only way
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 10: to get there was from a bus from the school,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 10: and your like gown in our gowns. Yes, it was everyone,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 10: but I mean we did have a lot of fun.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 10: It was also my senior year. They had this whole
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 10: thing that.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: Was no freaking, which was freak dancing.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 10: Because I'm not kidding when I say they had stick
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 10: figure pictures of people freaking and then a.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Circle with an XL that was sign said no freaking
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: all over the.
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  Speaker 7: The whitest school in America.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff, g I have a great prom story.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 15: So we were pregaming right, so, which means we were
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 15: drinking the house hours before she drove. She was older
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 15: than me. I was a freshman as well as you guys. Yeah,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 15: so I was like, oh, this is awesome. So we
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 15: get to the prom and we're in the parking lot
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 15: and we start making out. I'm like, this is starting
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 15: off great. I'm going to get some before we even
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 15: go into the dance and we're making out making out,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 15: she throws up all over me.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 15: So we never even made it inside to the prom.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 15: I mean it was ever after that we went home
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 15: and had to, you know, go our separate ways.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: She was probably humiliated.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: You did bring up, though, like the one part that
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: I totally forgot about. Did you also have to go
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: to like parents' houses before the prom to take the pictures?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: And that's when we had to put on the stupid
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: bootineer the flower that you I always had a hard
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: time with that big ass photo shoot.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: Right, Yeah, the wrist corsage. That was the one the
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: girls wanted. They didn't want the pen on exactly.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: Text here said prom story. I grew up in South Jersey.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: A bunch of us readed a house down the Jersey
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 4: Shore for prom weekend, and someone in the middle of
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 4: the night, one of our friend's prom dates came out
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: sleepwalking into the room where we were sleeping, and we
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: could tell immediately that he wasn't awake. He walked straight
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: over to a dresser, pulled open a drawer, and without hesitation,
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: started peeing in it. That's a that's pretty funny. Uh,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: let's see where Yeah, dude, this guy four proms, another
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: four prom persons. Best one I was with my girlfriend
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: senior year. On the way home. She unbuckled her seatbelt
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: and gave me a mouth party. Oh wow, However, the
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: longer she was doing it, she was getting extremely horny.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: She took off her thong underwear, hiked up her dress
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 4: and sat down on me while I was behind the wheel.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Had to pull over to the side of the road,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: but had some awesome sex.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: Oh do we believe that that's almost too good to
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: be true?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Well pulling up, yeah, I can believe that. That's like movies. Yeah,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: not where you not?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: Where you kept driving? That's why I say pulled over
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: at Like, all right.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 10: I guess we're doing this, I will say on our
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 10: prom night because we would have big sleepovers in everyone
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: would hang out, and we were in a room with
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 10: probably twenty of us, all sleeping in this loft of
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 10: our friend's parents' house, and somebody lost their virginity right
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 10: behind me.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Like I was like, oh my god, Oh my god,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: they're having now, Oh my god.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 10: He's losing his virginity and people under blank on.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: Prom night was me.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: Next year? What was the order though, like the alcohol
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: order like back then, like during my time, it was
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 7: like Gold Schlager, Hennessy, Crown Royal, and then Apple Pucker
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 7: and then there was this something called boons that.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 8: We all wanted and Pucker a hated pucker.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: The beer of the day in my day was Miller
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Genuine Draft mgdu oh, dude. I saw a guy I
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: think he got a joke, got a bottle of mad Dog.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh yeah, mad Dog nitrate.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: Dude, like what I'd seen about that? Had thought of that.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, decade thousand years old to remember that. Somebody brought
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 9: Bartles and James Whin Yeah, oh.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: God, yeah yeah.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Somebody said my niece's prom is ruined because on the
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 4: way there, somebody snuck weed onto the party bus. The
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: driver called everybody's parents come pick them up because they
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: were miners.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: It was just over immedia there.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: I went to Sammy's school and I can confirm the
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: no freaking stick figures.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: I totally forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 10: Because that winter formal earlier they were going because it
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: was at the gym, they were shining flashlights on everybody
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 10: and telling them to stop dancing the way they were.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: It was crazy. Did you go to a Catholic school?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: No, she went to public high school.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, weird.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 10: Well, it was never like that until my senior year,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: and apparently freak dancing was out of control.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: I went to school getting wild listening to that urban music.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Valencia High School, class of two thousand and five.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: That's right, they're getting wild out there in Santa Clarita
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  Speaker 4: Did you have a remarkable prom story of any kind?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: Morgan?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: You seem like you would be the kind of person
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: who might I know, whether it's you or the people
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: you're hanging with.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 13: Not to let you guys down, but I really didn't.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 13: I didn't party until I got to college. Okay, pretty tame.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's crazy, I'm sure follow the rule.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: And then she became a club rat for a while.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 11: Yeah, through that phase, I was a late bloomer.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then she went to bawling. And then she
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: went from bawling to fighting.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so wholesome.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all American girl, Yeah exactly. Uh menace. When do
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: you get your robot again?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 7: Whenever? I mean, I keep on, they don't. I mean,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: they give updates. They showed like videos of them building them,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: and I see people get them, but I still haven't
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 7: gutting update on when I get mine.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 4: I have the same frustration with this Kickstarter thing that
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: I did for the boom box, right, yeah, yeah. So
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: I get the updates and it's like, oh, well, they
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 4: led me to believe that it was more further down
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: the line. They go, oh, well, we're testing this and
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: we're you know, making sure that all the I'm like.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 7: Huh yeah.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: It was the company that already had these boom boxes.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: They've been making them forever. That's why I said, now again,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: I did it knowing full well it's Kickstarter. You might
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: not get it, even though everybody told me, dude, already
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: you're gonna get You're gonna get this thing. But I
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: keep getting updates about this that like, but no, actual
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: here's when you can expect it.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I mean I again, I do see people
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 7: getting theirs. So if anybody knows anybody at one X
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: Technologies fast track my order please.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Because I did see another video with one of those,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: the one ex neo. Notice that's the one you're getting.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: So get like a full on, like functioning robot. Yeah,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: like you like you'd see in like a movie. Now,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: the only thing you mentioned when you got this robot is, oh,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna whatever train it to get coffee.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: What else can you use it for? I mean I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: don't get it.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: I can do your laundry, you can do your dishes,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 7: it can do you know, basically you train it to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: do what you want.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: I mean probably not well and certainly not quickly.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and again I told you if if it's lame,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 7: I get bored with it, I'm just gonna give it
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 7: to an older family member to play around with.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 2: Right, and uh, you know it has the dexterity. The dexterity,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. Okay, Like it can
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 2: use its hands to do dishes.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean not quickly. But you know again, this
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: is it's another thing that you're not doing. So why
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 7: do you care how long it takes?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't care. I'm just pleasantly surprised that it
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: can physically do that.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: Has the dexterity you're looking for, So the question for
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: the room.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 4: There's a tech startup company. I don't know if you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: saw anything about this the story already. If you did,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: my apologies, but they're offering to come in and clean
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: people's homes for free. Yes, a free house cleaning service.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: The catches. They'll only do it if the cleaning crew
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: is allowed to wear cameras.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: Okay, because the right.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: So the company wants them to wear the cameras so
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: they can train the next generation of household robots. And
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: they promise that no type of facial recognition or personal
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: information will be used or taken, and that any sensitive
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: details found inside a home will be blurred out.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, well this is how so many companies, uh,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 7: where the workers are like training like AI to do
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 7: their job. So that's just just another form of it.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 7: You know, we were talked about like the Uber drivers
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 7: that will sit around and they like go through websites
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 7: and like uh basically like train AI to to do
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 7: like the food delivery apps and like how to how
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 7: to make them better and stuff like that. Basically like
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 7: training themselves out of a job. So this is just
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 7: another form of that.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 8: It's just a band.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: So would you do it for free house cleaning this
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 4: particular thing, I would you let people come into cameras
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 4: and stuff?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, because cleaning your house doesn't really require like
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: opening your drawers and rifling through your possessions. It's more
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: just cleaning the floors and the toilets. And yeah, i'd
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: be make sure you don't have your mail out, Greg,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: you know, Yeah, well I don't because I'm not in
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: its own spot. You would do it, Gina, I wouldn't
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: do it. Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't do it either.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 7: We always talk about this though. Everyone obsessed with the cameras,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 7: like you're on camera like all.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: The like, you're inviting a whole squad of people who
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 4: are all cameraed up, and I've never I don't whether
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: it still deals all over my house. No, No, it's
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It's kind of like how SMD double m.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Certain things are just ours, right, I think, like your
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 4: your space in your in your home. When I'm outside
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: of my home, I fully expect that anything and everything
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: is whatever. I don't even like if the government's going
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: to listen in on a phone call, fine, but I'm
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: not gonna get signed up for a service where I
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: get all my phone stuff for free, but it's all
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: being broadcast on an app that anybody can just listen
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: to it anytime. Like I'm not I'm not going to
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: sign up for that either. I'm just trying to make
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: a more of a point about like, all right, this
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: is this is my space here outside of here.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: I'm also not naive to think that people are really
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: doing what they say. Oh, we're gonna blur this out
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: where we don't save anything it's ever been sent on Snapchat.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: They go, oh it disappears, does it?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't believe that.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 7: Okay, there's so they're not video live stream in this thing,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 7: So what are you afraid of that's going to happen.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: No, it's just that I'm not not afraid, Like I said,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: I'm just I'm keeping this space like this is mine.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm not interesting.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like this is the one place I'm not inviting in,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: you know, or signing myself up for.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 7: But the thing is, you do have people come to
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 7: your house to do services, but they're not taping it. Correct,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: So again I'm asking you, so if they tape it
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 7: what is your what's the scenario that you're thinking that
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: might happen if they have this footage.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it's rooted in any fear. I
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: guess that I don't know how the better explain it, Greg,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe you can hit me out so I.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: See what you're saying. That it's not that it's gonna
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: be broadcast or even share it. It's just that it
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: exists and that you want that part of you completely untouched.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: And yeah, because the argument that I hear is like
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 7: I don't want you know, people I don't know in
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 7: my space, but you do have people that come No.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, it's it's it's basically the the canvas.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 4: There's something about the recording of it, and like if
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: you come in and you're delivering a table or whatever, fine,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: you're in, you're out, whatever.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: But this is what I'm trying to get at, is
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 7: I'm seeing if you're going to say, well, I'm afraid
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 7: that that footage is going to get leaked out and
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: other people are going to say it let.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: Me see it. No, I just don't.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: I don't believe companies that say they delete that stuff.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: That's that's a whole separate thing just in general. I
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: never it's once digital and it's forever. It's it's out
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 4: there somewhere somewhere.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: What about you minus? Would you allow this?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 4: He's gone to this is what do you think is robots?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: They got dudes in India or like co operating the thing? Yeah,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: like yeah, so yeah he is.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, I don't care if there's nothing in my house.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: I tell everybody all the time. I'm like, go to
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 7: my house and try to rob it. There's nothing of
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: value in there. Yeah, I don't care.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 8: You don't care, even if they map it like map,
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: don't care any of it.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, nothing, as.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Long as it does fold his own under it.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, eight seven four wood all right, so Hammer
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: and Hank and Half Baked, Oh yes, are gonna join
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: us Woody Show Crossfire.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: On on the the the house cleaning stuff, just on
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: the on the text, just a quick text poll over
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: to two to nine eighty seven.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: Would you would you do that for free house cleaning?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Like the crew comes in, they're all wearing you know,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: cameras to record everything so they can use the train
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: future household robots, But you get free house cleaning.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: Would you do that? Yes or no? Just real quick?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Over to two to nine eight seven.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Well, let's go to the phones for this round of
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: wood He Show Crossfire.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah all right, talking to a couple of MENACE's oldest friends.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: I've probably known them for over thirty years now.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, long long time.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: And uh here let me pick up this first one
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 4: and let's say hi to half baked everybody.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Well, say, I have a.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: Autograph photo. I bought it for thirty bucks.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, now it's.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: Four hundred dollars.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: Yea wait, a photo of what what is it?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 6: Claude Lemieux.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: They okay, yeah, the hockey legend Claud Lemieux. Uh, one
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: of the greatest postseason performers of all time in hockey history.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 4: He he committed suicide. Now he did donate his brain.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: He did donate his brain to science so they could
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: take it.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Take a look. Yeah, it's like CTE yeah and that.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 4: So you got this Claude Lemieux autograph photo and you
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: bought it for how much? Now it's worth how much?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: Thirty bucks? Now like three.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: That's a good.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: ROI yeahm dog, it's pretty good.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: All right, let's uh let's bring in the other half
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: of what he showed Cross for everybody. Say hi to
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Hammer and Hank.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 7: Oh, good morning, Yeah, are you Hank?
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: Extremely good?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: All right? So, uh, Hammer and Hank, I understand you
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: have some pretty exciting stuff to talk about.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: Menace tells me that you are a nominee.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: He is from the Bay Area, So the San Francisco
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: Bay area of California, and Hammer and Hank has been
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: nominated for the Bay Area Radio Hall of Fame.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: Hey, actually the entire doghouse, of the entire.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: Doghouse, So you're part of that part of the nomination.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, all right, you know what, take it where
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: you can get.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: It, Hank. Yeah. And how's the.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: I also have some exciting news?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, all right, Hank.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: What's what's the news? Oh see how to half Baked?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 4: He's on the he's on the line too.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: What's up half Baked?
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 4: Good morning Anco, all right, all right, So what Hank,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 4: what's your what's your big news?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 6: I've been invited to see the national anthem at the
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: July twenty first San Jose A Giants baseball game.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: Oh oh wow.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 6: Going to take you on the Ontario Baseball team.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: All right, you know, I was just gonna ask you
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: how the anthem business is going.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, extremely good.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 4: Good an, Now, what do you get like when they
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 4: invite you to come do the anthem? Do they give
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: you like a custom jersey? They hook you up with
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 4: a bunch of swag? Do they give you like a
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: do they give you seats? I'm saying, like, do they
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: give you like seats to have like the food included?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 6: They give you free tickets and that's just about it.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, so free ticket there, yeah, yeah, but not even
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 4: like a not like a hot dog or a pretzel
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: or anything like that.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: Nope, okay, all right, you get all right?
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: All right, Well you can you can follow these guys
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: on social media at DJ Hammer and Hank at Hugh
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: Carter Junior. You can follow both of those guys there. Now,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: of course, you guys know how this works. We have
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: a bunch of different news stories and things that people
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 4: are talking about and we want to get your honest
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: opinions on them, and half Bake, We're going to start
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 4: with you for this first item of business here, for
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 4: what do you show crossfire?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the p Diddy tape? There was a
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: there was a There was a no no, because there
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: was there was a leaked video that everybody was talking about,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: and it was a guy's name something Sly.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: It's the biggest penis I've ever seen, half baked, biggest
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 4: penis I've ever seen on a man. And he was
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 4: given the business to fifty cents baby mama. Yeah, come on, man,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: it's how do I know more about it? Fifty cents
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 4: baby mama? And then everybody was talking about P Diddy's
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 4: shrimp weaner.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: He's walking around all naked. So you haven't watched the video?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: Now would that be something that you watched had you
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: seen the link?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: No, you're not following on the case because I know Sammy.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: She's a big supporter of P Diddy.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 8: She has the notifications.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: Are you a P Diddy supporter? No, I'm a detractor,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: a detractor okay? Now, how small is too small when
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: it comes to a penis half baked?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: I can't see it?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Like, what would you that? What you consider like a
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: shrimp winer, because that's what they're saying, pity P Diddy's got.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: Well, he deserves one.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, he deserves shrimp winterer. Now, Hammer and Hank as
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: a man who is all about H pop and hip
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 4: hop music and everything else. Have you seen the P
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 4: Diddy tape from one of these freak offs?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 7: Definitely not, definitely not, definitely not Would you watch it
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: if you had access?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 6: I'll never watch it because P Diddy prick.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: Well apparently he's a little prick.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 5: I tend to agree with the gentleman here because the
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: selling points are, hey, check out this giant wiener.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't want to see.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 4: Look, it's it's well okay, well I will counter that
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 4: with it's impressively large. He's like damn, and then uh
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: and then the other one. It's like, you know when
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: people are talking about especially a guy who's like walking
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 4: around with so much swagger all the time and you know,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 4: bring to Earth and he's carrying around something that he
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 4: can hide in the palm of his hand. Like that's
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: still going with all right, Let's see how about this
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: next story we have, you know, Pride Month going on
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 4: right now. Let me let me start with you on
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 4: this one, Cameron Hank, what do you what are you
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 4: most proud.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 6: Of America that gave people like black holes.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: Up the gay tie in there? Yeah, no, that's what
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: he's proud of That's what he's proud of. Proud of America.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: Gave us to work with somebody who was gay long
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: long time ago named Saint John.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 7: St John, you're so fierce.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And used to work with him back in the day.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: And so was that one of his favorite songs? Is
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: that why you're saying it's a it's a favorite of
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: of gay people.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 6: Yes, because I think they like all turntive rock.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: It's pretty.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: Here, that's true. Sound Garden's huge gay world.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: So hammerd Hank is most proud of America. And then
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 4: what about you half baked up? What would you say
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 4: here in Pride month that you are most proud.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: Of all my sports stuff?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: Now is this Claude Lemue picture? Is this your new
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 4: favorite thing because it's appreciated in value so much?
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 6: No, I've got our Koobe worth five thousand?
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Oh where do you keep that?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: Do you have a safe?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 6: I have it all too full of tras.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like cribs.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, all right? Next thing here? What do
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: you show crossfire? Guys?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 4: There's been a lot of talk, a lot of talk
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 4: out there about artificial intelligence AI.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: Are you for it?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 4: Or are you against it? I think it's a pretty
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 4: pretty uh cut and dry thing. It seems to be
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 4: pretty black or white. We'll start with you Hammer and
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 4: Hank AI. Are you for it or against it?
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: It depends on the question. Actually I need to update
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 6: my resume?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: What are you updating your resume for? Are you applying
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 4: for different jobs?
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 6: Job with the Witty Show?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, all right? And then uh and then
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: half baked? What about you AI? Are you for it
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: or against it?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 6: Against it?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: And why?
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 6: Because it takes away jobs from real people?
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'll technology that.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 4: Do you think the type of work that you are
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: interested in doing would be a job that would be
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 4: at risk of being taken over by AI?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 6: No, of course not.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Now. Yeah he's recession proof. Yeah, thank you.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: That's the kind of job that you need to find,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 4: you know, Yeah, there's a recession proof job. Now, are
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: you into the idea of, you know, any kind of
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 4: like would you be okay with, you know, watching or
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 4: listening to music that was produced through AI or watching
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 4: some kind of video.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 6: Fun?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: So are you for it or against it? So it's
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 2: kind of like what Hank said, if it's to your benefit, sure, right, Yeah,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: that's what Hank was saying. That's what Hank was saying.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 4: Hank, You know what, I did have another question for
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 4: you because I know that you're a big Sabrina Carpenter fan. Yeah,
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: this is another news item that we can ask about.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 4: What's your take? I mean, Sabrina Carpenter and this stalker?
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you hear having the stucker should be put
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 6: away for life? Yeah, speak on it, Hank, because I
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 6: think he did it to himself. He did to himself.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, he did it to himself. Mean what.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 6: He tried to enter the Serena Carper property without permission?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 4: And was it clear that what did he want? Did
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 4: he have any kind of like thing written? Like does
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 4: he want to be he want to be with her?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 4: Does you want to just meet her? Like what's going
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 4: on an autograph?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 6: I think he just want to meet her?
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 4: Like what kind of level fan? I know you're a
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 4: big fan, but like, have you met Sabrina Carper? You
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 4: have not met Sabina Carver?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: Is that is that correct?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 6: I love to meet her someday.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, you'd like to one of her concerts? Yes? Okay, yes, I.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 6: Would like to have her seeing the man the San
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 6: Francisco Giants game.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: Like a duty Yeah yeah, legendary, Yeah, like a like
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: a duet, great idea, what a show crossfire?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: We have half baked, we have Hammer and Hank.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: Now, recently on the show, we were we were asking
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 4: the listeners to tell us what's the single best piece
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 4: of advice they've ever gotten? Because everybody gets advice a
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: lot from different people, sometimes solicited, sometimes unsolicited, but half baked.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 4: If I was asking you, what is the single best
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: piece of advice you ever got, what would it be?
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: In three when Kobe got in trouble.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 2: Yep, I never went anywhere.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: With someone I just met one minute ago.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: Very smart, Okay, so yeah, don't go anywhere.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 4: Don't go to a place with somebody that you just met,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 4: because you're not you're not quite sure what they're going
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: to get you into.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying? Yeah?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, that's what we.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 4: Learned from O three Kobe, All right, I know, Hammer
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 4: and Hank. What about you, what's the single best piece
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 4: of advice you've ever gotten?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 6: Never never give up. Always stay focused on your.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: Goals, all right, never give up and always stay focused
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: on your goals. All right, what do you show Crossfire?
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 4: That's some really good advice, like think about three Kobe
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: and then also never never give up. Well it is
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 4: it is summertime, Fellas, and a lot of kids are
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 4: going off to camp. Gina step Son. Oh yeah, for
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 4: the first time ever is going off to camp.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: This is like a full on sleep away sleep away
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 2: camp for a week. We'll start with you, half Bake.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: Did you ever go to any kind of camp where
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: there was that day camp or sleep away camp anything
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 6: It's in sixth grade. I went to this science camp
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 6: and they were.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: Doing science.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, doing science stuff. All right, that sounds like fun.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: What about you, hammered Hank. Did you ever go away
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 4: to camp or go to a day camp?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 6: Yes? I went on a sixteen day camping trip. Well,
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: it's in the group home in Modesto way back in
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 6: nineteen for and I hated it because one of the
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 6: residents derinated in my iced tea and I hated it.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, they're pranking.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 8: That's horrible.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 4: Someone, I'm sorry, let's take this down. Hold on, hold on, wait,
• 1:32:17
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  Speaker 4: I figured that he had so many public appearances and
• 1:33:42
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  Speaker 7: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: Story about you know Meta and all these lawsuits and
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: backlash they've been dealing with related to teens being exposed
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 4: to quote harmful content on the different platforms. Well now
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  Speaker 4: they've launched teen accounts in twenty twenty four, an update
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  Speaker 4: Well now Meta is taking it beyond just the US
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  Speaker 4: and Canada, UK, Australia, and it's going to it's going
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  Speaker 4: to limit what you know, we'll be shown in reels
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 4: and in the feed. And now there's even to be
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  Speaker 4: further restrictions when it comes to post dealing with nutrition
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 4: and weightlifting and anxiety. What's going on with nutrition and weightlifting?
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 4: I mean the anxiety part. I guess I can understand.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 4: Like is there like a controversial nutrition yeah?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 10: Standard, Yeah, they're encouraging it, like you know, discussing isn't true.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 4: I don't know if this is right or wrong. Somebody
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  Speaker 4: can help us on the phones around the text. I
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 4: remember being a kid, and you know, uh, they would
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  Speaker 4: always discourage us, even like the adults and the gym
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 4: teachers and things like that. They would discourage us from
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: hitting the weights. Oh really they said weight training was
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 4: bad for kids.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what. I don't know what the harm was.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 4: I guess that was the question number one? What was
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 4: the apparently what was the harm? But also was that true?
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 4: Because now now kids I know, like my son he's
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 4: on the on the baseball team, they all want to
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 4: be ripped and they yeah, they go. Part part of
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 4: practice is that they hit the gym, hit the waits.
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  Speaker 8: But even your high school, was there a gym, Oh yeah,
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 8: there was like.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 4: A prison gym. Yeah it wasn't nice. It was it
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 4: was dumpy. He would never pay a monthly.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 9: High school before high school because high school kids use
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 9: the gym equipment.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 10: We had a weight room in middle school, in high school,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 10: before high before high school.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no we didn't either.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 7: No, everybody's road bikes.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: But you said your son and his friends, they're all
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: obsessed with having visible veins.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 7: Social media like young dudes, man, Yeah, yeah, stupid, all.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: The shows that you're ripped.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 4: I saw the little girl. She's like a powerlifter and
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 4: she's little man. She's like, I don't know nine what
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: Oh dude, go on Instagram type in powerlifting girl.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 8: Oh she's nine. Yeah. Nine, she's at the Arnold Sports Festival.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah dude, sweet.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: But like, and I remember seeing in the even in
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 4: the comments, they're like, are you sure this is safe? Yeah, Greg,
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 4: she'd kick your ass totally. She could probably lift you
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 4: over her head.
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  Speaker 8: She dead lifts one hundred and eighty Damn.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: She could pick me up.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 8: Oh my god.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: Speaking of kids, story in the news about this forty
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: one year old guy in Pennsylvania. He was out doing
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 4: some thieving and an office building he broke in it
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 4: was all at night, so you know it's dark, so
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 4: he told his assistant to hold the flashlight. That assistant
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 4: was his girlfriend's eleven year old daughter.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: Cool give her job early.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: The cops showed up, caught the guy trying to steal
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 4: copper wiring, very very classic. He was arrested, taking the jail.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 4: His little accomplice was returned to her mom to lock
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: her up. He's spending time with the girls, making he's
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 4: making an effort.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: It's a core memory for her in the car, like
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: these women do when they go to the casino exactly,
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 2: you know, you know, going to the bar or the bar. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: bring your stepdaughter to work there exactly. Yeah, getting her
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: out there, showing her how the ends are met.
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  Speaker 8: Learning new skills.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: Sometimes this is what you gotta do. Yeah.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: Now, look, when you're about to take some copper out
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 4: of this wall here, what you want to make sure
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 4: that you don't do is, uh, you know, you put
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 4: in your hands where they don't belong, because that could
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: just be really bad.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: You'll end up you'll end up giving.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 4: Yourself cardiac arrest from the shop. Yeah, get all fried.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: Thanks for teaching me. Eight seven four.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll have those stories. Yeah, me and my mom's boyfriend.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: Remember when let's go stealing coppers?
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: It was cool. Do you know how this bridge with
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 2: the screen on it.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, somebody hits the doorbell, it automatically pops up
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 7: on the refrigerator.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: Because most of the time menace is in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, the Witty Show.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: So we talk about different things that we see that
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: we think like, oh, that sounds cool. You know what
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 4: a ride by the way, I ordered one of those
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: salad shooters. We're talking about this, the salad shooter still
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: a thing, but you really did order it.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: It's sitting on my desk like a crank or is
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: it power power?
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 4: Its powered? Okay, yeah, pretty cool. We got to Yeah,
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 4: we'll see if that's worth an ish. All right, well,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: just does it really work as advertised?
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 2: It looks so cool and easy because people are talking
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 2: about slicing fingers off and what's a thing called the mandolin?
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 4: Like, why why get that, Greg when you can have
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 4: the salad shooter.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: I'm curious to know how you clean dishwasher. I bought that.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: Uh, I bought that thing that poops out the little
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: warm towels. Yeah, that thing turned out.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: I I haven't. I haven't used it in a couple
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: of weeks.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 4: But I still love it. I'm not getting rid of it.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 4: And that I just saw it on Instagram. I'm like, oh, okay,
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 4: ordered it and the thing is great. Yeah, I think
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 4: everybody should have one.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: Remember remember when man has got that what do you
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: call it? Like a suitcase holder that you put in
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: the guest room that you've seen hotels? And I said, oh,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't know civilians could buy it.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 4: One thing you set your luggage on a hotel room,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 4: just a little girl stand for some suitcase.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: I wonder if civilians can buy When you go to
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: a barber shop and they get the shaving cream and
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 2: it's warm out of that machine, you buy those you
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: can buy. I might get one of those. Sure, I
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 2: love that. Get the hot lather, yes, a hot labs.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 8: Are you certified to buy that?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 12: Ye?
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 2: You're right? Can Joe blow by one of those?
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 4: But Greg, didn't you just buy something? So all these
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 4: things are like, we will get them, we'll try them out.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 4: Is it worth an ish? I have to let you
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 4: know we tried before you buy.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: Right, Well, okay, one thing I'm gonna say, and I
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: mentioned this in the past. That's not worth It is
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: a cleaner called the Pink Stuff. It sucks the other
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: day awful, It doesn't do a damn thing. Why do
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: I know this name and it's you. Yeah, pink stuff sucks.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: A couple of things recently, the cardboard box cutter by
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: a company called sleigh Ware. I believe it's called that Rules.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 4: Well, we've seen those because I mentioned that I had
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 4: one and then Greg that inspired me. It's Greg brought
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 4: one in and we got we got to tried out.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 4: Those are the man you gotta break down because eybody's
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 4: got a billion Amazon boxes.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Absolute man, even if.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 4: You have a giant, huge refrigerator box, you've got a breakdown.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 4: You can put this thing into a billion pieces within seconds.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: It's like a little hand saw life changes that you
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 4: can use, you know, to break down your boss. So
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 4: that was one that Greg bought.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: It was great. Another one I think I've mentioned in
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: the past past, Giraft Tools is the name of the brand.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: It's a stainless steel garden hose. Rules doesn't drip, doesn't kink.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 2: It's awesome. But the thing I'm texting to you guys
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 2: right now this is the most life changing thing. You're
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: gonna find it to be the most boring thing ever
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: made known to mankind. If you have curtains. This only
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: applies if you have curtains. It doesn't apply to shutters.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Gina has Oh my god, Greg, I am dead serious.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: This has changed my life. Explain Okay, So I don't
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: know how you pronounce the brand, but I think it's Coke,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: Cooxy Cooksuki.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 8: Ko x u k y.
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: Cook cook Sucky.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 7: So I have.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: If you have curtains, and you have a curtain rod
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: and it has rings that you have to slide the
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: curtains open and close. A lot of the times these
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: rods are made up of like a couple of poles,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 2: so you have like a adjustable, like a yes adjustable,
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: one inside the others. How why the opening exactly showers exactly?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: So sometimes the curtain rings when you open or close
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: the curtains, they kind of like get stuck on that
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: little intersection and you have to kind of like reach
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: really high and lift it over that. You take this
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 2: curtain rod tape and you put it on top of
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: the curtain rod so you don't even see it, and
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: you take your hand and you just go with the curtains.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: What changed? I say this with no exaggeration, it changed
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: my life.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: You started this with I got something that has changed
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 4: my life, and then I saw the text when you
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 4: send it over as we have the picture of what
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 4: this is.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: It changed your life? It didn't because I'm not even
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: remotely exaggerating. When I go to bed at night and
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: I go to close the curtains, it was always a chore.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 7: It's not that great.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, it is awesome.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 8: My question is, how would you even know to find
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 8: something like this? How do you know it exists?
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: Wait?
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: I did not.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: Mario found it and we've got it. And so this
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: is not a shower curtain. No, this is curtains.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, So it's like a piece of tape that will
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 8: like you know, I see.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: Because the picture I'm looking at here looks like like
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 4: a shower curtain rod.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 11: Sliding glass door on there.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 13: So mine they get uneven on each side every time
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 13: I like open the blinds or whatever, and so then
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 13: I eventually it'll fall off and it breaks off the
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 13: whole thing.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 11: So will this stick the two rods together?
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 4: So in other words, like let's let's say this is
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: where they connect here. The rings were getting caught there
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: and you couldn't just slide it across.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 14: This.
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 4: This just makes it because now the rings are sitting
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 4: on top of the tape, on top of the tape,
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: and so it just slides without getting caught on that little.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: Like ice skates. It's the little things for Greg, I'm
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 2: telling you, man like at night time, opening and closing
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: my curtains, I'm like, God, I would some nights, I
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: would sleep with the curtains open because I didn't want
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: to Bob. I'm just like one handed whoopshop.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 8: I don't have curtains right now. How many of you
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 8: are going to go buy this because of this?
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 7: I don't have any curtains.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 2: I don't have that way. I don't have a real
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: problem with this.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but you want to see what we're talking about.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 7: It's on our Instagram story right now, the show on Instagram.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: You can you can check it out. It's so good.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and Greg, for me, I am so short that
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 10: I can't if it gets stuck, it's just stuck and
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 10: I have to walk away. I cannot reach it. There's
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 10: nothing I can do. I can't get up high enough
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 10: to move it over.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 8: This will be life.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: Changing, life change.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 4: You want to hear what a psycho Greg is. We
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: have many examples over the years, Greg and I want
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: to We were talking about this on the walk out
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: of the building one day. Jimmy, you were there. Greg
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: and Mario. Well, sometimes on a weekends, like a full
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 4: night's sleep to be had, we got to get up
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: early for the show or anything that there's a full
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 4: night sleeping be had. He and Mario will each sleep
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 4: on a couch as to not on make the bed,
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 4: which they think is quote perfectly made.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 11: Yes, no psycho, no thank you.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: No guests coming over.
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll look at the bed and go, that's too perfect.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: You know, that's too perfectly made, and they'll sleep on
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 4: the couch.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 7: Your house being staged to be sold.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: It's for our eyes to enjoy, you know how you
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: have like you know how you have a good hair day.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you have a really good bed day, and you're like,
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 2: you know what a good bed day is being in
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 2: the bed. We're not going to mess up the bed.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 2: And there's like days I wake up on the like
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: on a Saturday, and my neck is killing me because
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: I've slept with my feet up on the.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 9: Autumn, the closest I could ever come a nap and
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 9: the beds mates will see on top of it with
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 9: a blanket.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 7: That's American psycho stuff.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 4: I was pissed because last weekend, on Friday night, I
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 4: was not anticipating it. And there are times I go,
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: you know what, fine, if I pass out here, I'm fine,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 4: I'll get up transfer later. I fell asleep on the
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 4: couch and I woke up. I get four forty five
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 4: in the morning. I'm like, damn, because now you gotta
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 4: transfer up to your actual to your actual bed. I
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 4: was mad that I fell asleep on the couch for
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 4: that long and wasted what was gonna be a good
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 4: night not having an.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: Alarm clock yep on the other end of the evening sleep. Meanwhile,
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 2: Greg's out here has to not mess up the bed.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 8: It's insand that.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 2: Behavior. Usually two days a week, will not go to
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: bed just because it's looking good.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 10: Serial Yeah, yeah, it's cruse Greg and Mario are perfect
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 10: for each other.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: I like to quote the comedian Brian Reagan, why is
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: having uh, wanting things in order called the disorder?
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 8: But no, this one you have to admit, like this
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 8: is too far. Take your nap in bed.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: It's one thing to remake the bed. You can remake
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 4: the bed exactly the same way.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: I know. But there's something about like a Sunday morning
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: that you walk into the bedroom and it's already made.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: You can just relax after sleeping all night in the couch. No,
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: that's hotel ready. Photos of course that I'll give you
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: a psycho. This tape, this curtain red tape, not psych
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: I get that. It's awesome, It's okay. I mean, couldn't
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: you just do that with any other tape? I don't know.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 4: Probably you could probably take you could take duct tape tap. No,
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 4: you wouldn't see it because you're putting it on. It
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 4: only has to go on the very top, and so
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 4: you can you can tear the duct tape so to
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 4: the length that you need, and then you could tear
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 4: it down lengthwise to make it as thin as you want.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: Probably and right in the top. It's the same idea, dude,
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 4: it just came.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 7: It just came to me exactly.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: You're not going to see what's on the top.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 7: I know people have seen this on stores. What Greg
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 7: is talking about. It looked exactly like that stuff called
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 7: alien tape. Where's the clear tape?
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so alien tape.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: But this one is made out of pure magic. It's
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: the same.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 7: A dumb product that I got obsessed with that I
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 7: bought three now is stud Finders. Dude, love stud Finders
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 7: And I got to use one today, can't wait to
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 7: use it.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: Why did you buy three?
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 7: Because I'm like, oh, this one's even better. This one's better.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 7: This one has a light.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 4: See the battery electric ones? Now, I bought those over
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: the years. I don't think they're great, this stuff, but
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 4: now you know what, Ever, since I learned how they work,
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: I'm like, wow, this is awesome.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 2: You you get that magnet, yeah, and.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: You run it against the wall and it just magnetized
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 4: to the screws they use for the drive because they're screws.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 2: And where the where the studs are?
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 8: King?
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 7: Didn't you ask that question? How did they stick to
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 7: the wall?
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: I did?
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 6: You did?
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I say, what is this thing? I wasn't even
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 2: thinking about? Like, yeah, duh.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 4: And as soon as you say it's one of those things,
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: as soon as some of the well, there are the
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 4: screws that are behind the behind the paint and everything
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 4: and the patch. Oh yeah, idiots, that's stupid.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: I have a stud Finder laser level combo. Oh that
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 2: sounds when you find the stuff you masturbate after totally.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do that later today.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 4: But what I did buy that was actually really cool
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 4: was like, because you know, I hate hanging things on
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 4: the wall because God forbid, it's not perfectly level because
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 4: the sometimes the back of the frame or whatever you're
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 4: putting up on the wall, the little thing with the.
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: Teeth or not even on either side.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 4: So yeah, you can do a perfectly straight line on
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: the wall, but it's not going to be perfectly straight
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: where you need it. It's a thing where you just
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 4: kind of put it where you want. There's a level
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: built into it, and you push your thumbs and it
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 4: makes little marks.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 2: I've wanted that and that way. Knock it in two seconds.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 2: It actually works. It actually works. Yeah, pretty much. So
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 2: this stuff is like, I think nine bucks totally worth
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: it if you want to change your life for the better, if.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 8: That's what some of your interesting.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: A question for Morgan based on something on the text, Okay,
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 2: is there something we don't know about it? Says word
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 2: on the street is Morgan's out. When's that happening after
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: the UFC thing?
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 13: This person texts Morgan sucks a lot, So I think
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 13: they I think they want me to get fired.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 11: I think, or maybe word on the streets, I'm getting fired.
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 8: I don't know that's me.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: So let's see. Morgan thinks she's so much hotter than
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: she is. She looks like a two can.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 11: I always say I'm before thank.
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 4: You, And she always talks about going to the club
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 4: used to who does that? Clubs are so eighties? Alright,
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 4: but yeah, it's just the it's just the one and
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 4: this this person, Oh no, there is another one. Yeah,
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 4: Morgan sucks, okay at this person also that what he
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 4: gave Greg AirPods used air pods?
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 2: Gross? Is that gross? I think I believe you cleaned
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: Ever heard of.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 8: An alcohol way?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 2: I did? That's what I did.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 8: I have brand new.
• 1:52:06
  Speaker 2: I got alcohol wipes, I wiped it.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: I cleaned them all up, I wiped them off, and
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 4: I gave him the Greg. Ye I.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 6: Do.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 10: I don't like that putting something in your ear and
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 10: then in somebody else's wax and stuff builds up in there.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 8: But he wiped it off with alcohol.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 2: You could see if there was how long did you
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: have those for? Yeah, I don't know year one.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: Of those new ones come out. Yeah, no I got these.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 4: I got these because I had an older pair. Then
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 4: they did some new whatever they did, and then I
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 4: eventually got the new So yeah, they're probably like a
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 4: year old.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 9: So say you're saying nothing he could do would sanitize
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 9: it enough for you because of the thought of it,
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 9: right that.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 4: You'll go to a hotel, I thought, I do think
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 4: about this. You'll go to a hotel and you put
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: your face on pillows that all these strangers are because
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 4: they maybe changed the pillowcase.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: Fine, but not the pillow those yellow ass pillows that
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: every guy's got, Like.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this disgustingly the things that people go to restaurants,
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 4: the forks are barely clean.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 8: Do not use the glass, the drinking glass in the bathroom.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 4: The hotel and think, but I think about that when
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 4: I go to a restaurant, Like, how many people have
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 4: put this fork in their as somebody who used to
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 4: run the Hobart machine, the dishwashing machine at there called
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 4: it's the company that makes it, Hobart. I don't know
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: what it's called. The dishwasher. Anyway, those things come out
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 4: every once in a while. I got to go, I'm sorry,
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 4: can I get a different fork? There's still gunk on this.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 4: We've all had that experience.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 7: What about that, Sammy, Yes, it's gross.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: He's not putting the air pods that were in my
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 4: ear in his mouth.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 2: But he would just be brand new.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 4: They do, Yes, I do. You can go and look
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 4: in my car right now. I will try on any
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: given day. You can say today's day, what I will
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 4: hand you my car keys. You can go down there
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 4: find a single piece of trash.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 8: It's too perfect.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: There's no such thing as that.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 4: It's not perfect. But I will before I get out
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 4: of the car. It's just become a habit. Before I
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 4: get out of the car, I'll look around. I'll go,
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: is there anything that can come out of this car
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 4: that needs to go in the garbage or back into
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: the house or into the office. There's nothing that's left
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 4: in there that doesn't need to be in there, which
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: is you know, whatever the charging cable or whatever you
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 4: have that will just be used in the car every
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 4: single time.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 8: What about crumbs? You never eat anything I do, but that.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 4: Can like abuster No, I look and I go, Okay,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 4: well there's crumbs. I'll pick them up. We you know,
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 4: will vacuum the car. I don't do it every day.
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 4: I'm not like Greg. Where I go the car is
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 4: too perfect. I'm not driving my bike er, I'm gonna
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 4: walk today because yeah, because the car is too clean.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: That's true. Like here at were the entrance to the garage.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: Sometimes there's water running down the street and I'll drive
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: around the block to the other entrance because I don't
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 2: want to go through the bottle. How about super slow?
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 2: Just go through it super slow and don't splash. It's
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: just too it might splash.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 8: I've been in both of your cars and at first
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 8: it's like, oh my god, this is so nice. It's
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 8: so clean.
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 9: And then I'm like I start to just feel like
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 9: crumble with like shame and self hatred because of my
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 9: own car.
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 8: It's too hard, it's too stressful. Yeah, yeah, it's too nice.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 11: If we find a crumb in your car, what do
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 11: we get?
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:55:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because one time I got in your car and
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 9: there was like a piece of trashure Like you're like, oh,
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 9: I haven't taken that out yet.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 8: It was like some fast food something.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, really. Yeah, but you warn me a lot of animal.
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 8: But I was like I was making a joke out
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 8: of it.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 2: You're like, no, no, no, I already tried.
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 4: I'm honestly trying to think of when that would have
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 4: happened and why. Yeah, I really don't know.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 8: But like you had to get the heads up because
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 8: it was so not you.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I didn't. I didn't put two
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 2: and two together that that would be gross. Sorry, Greg, No,
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 2: I think I don't think it's gross at all. I'm
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: a brand new I'll buy you a brand new I
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 2: would like these place. Well, I didn't say anything because
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: no one seemed to care.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 8: It's the whole time.
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 2: You guys are discussing, you both are oh my god,
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 2: you're just putting that in your ear.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 8: You basically paid a bad sex.
• 1:56:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you legally had sex. I thought you were just.
• 1:56:14
  Speaker 10: Being nice and didn't want to be rude, and it
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 10: was like, okay, like putting in your ears, like, oh
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 10: my god, I'm so glad that's gregging not.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 2: Menace in my mouth many times, Yeah, but that was
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 2: all that's true, pure, I don't care. That's true.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 7: That was pleasure though.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Eight seven seven forty four Woody. All right, well,
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 2: good to know that you're going you're sticking around more.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 4: Sorry, guys, I'm sorry to the sorry to the text.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 9: Oh but we did get another text that test if
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 9: Morgan is a too can then you better know I'm
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 9: all about those fruit loops.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: There you go, you get it?
• 1:56:45
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  Speaker 2: parting words of wisdom please Yeah, Idolizing a politician is
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 2: the same as believing a stripper actually likes you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: ain't that the truth? It is the dead honest truth.
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  Speaker 4: You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that. The
• 1:59:06
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• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: I quit this bitch.