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It's Friday!!! #33 | Lick Me · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and come laugh with us inside the
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Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. I
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had plans to start the show with a sweet, sweet tease about there being
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a major shift in the airline industry, but first birthdays. But before we
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can get to that, Trey, I know that you're still fresh off of
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your bout of depression, which is not an ending thing anytime soon, but
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your body seems to pile on to you more so than we ever could inside
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the tree House. The hell is wrong? What the hell is wrong with
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your foot? I don't know. I woke up this morning and I stepped
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out of bed, and I'm like, ow, just step on a lego?
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Because the photo you sent is really really disturbing. Yeah, well it's
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I have no idea what I stepped. No, I did not step on
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a lego, But are you sure? Because it looks lego shaped? It
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does? It does? And if there were kids or legos running around here,
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then I would say that's an extra possibility. But since neither exists in
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my household, I'm I just I don't know. Raj, have you seen
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the photo in question, yet I have not. It's time for you to
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pick up your phone and take a look at our little group chat. Okay,
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because Trey send a photo. Okay, I gotta get past this one
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guy who keeps thinking I'm some guy named Todd Madrid. That doesn't sound like
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a made up name, Todd Madrid. Wow, that is horrific. That
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looks like when your filet is severely undercooked and you need to send it back.
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That's the color of the bruise in the middle of the bottom of your
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foot. Are you Are you flat footed? No? So there is an
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arch to your foot. Yeah, so it can't be your shoe. Mm
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hmm. That looks like you tore something. That's I I mean, if
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I had to get that looks like because that's a tendon that runs across the
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bottom of your arch like that. You can see that white line. Oh
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is that what that line is? Oh? Okay, Tray, no offense,
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but don't quit your day job. I don't think your feet are gonna
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have their own only fans account. No, yeah, no, No,
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that's that's like a only fans like the check like some Eastern European Yeah,
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like one of the one of the stands one of the countries that ends and
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stand. Yeah, that's this is only only turk Ministan fans. Yeah,
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that is that is that there is a turk Ministan trench foot. Yeah,
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it looks like you've torn. I mean that's Is that a bruise of the
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top on the well, it's just the middle yeah, No, the brown
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the brown spot, that's just a ball. No. I don't think you
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can get a pedicure with this foot tray. I think this type of foot
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is the kind of foot that shuts down entire nail salons and they all they
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all turn out the lights when they see you coming and they hide on the
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ground. And it's not a bite, no, No, it's a full
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on bruise. It looks like a tor That is so gross. All right,
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as I'm zooming in a little bit here, and I'm gonna hold this
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up to the camera a little bit so you can see it. Is it
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just me or does the bruise on the bottom of your foot tray look a
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little bit like a vagina? Yeah? And if that is the case,
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then I think we have at least an explanation as to why you have some
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discomfort in your foot you've you've apparently contracted pussy foot and it's severe. Wow,
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that is a have you have you, Trey? Have you tried?
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Have you tried touching it a little bit like that? Uh? Since it
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hurts. Maybe what you need to do is is in that general area right
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there, you see right there is Just do that a little bit to it.
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Just see if it feels better. Just try that. Just try that
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very Try to try to find the try to find the man in the boat
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on my foot. Man, If you don't know where it is on your
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own body, then I can't help you other than my finger showing you at
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the moment just right there. You can you can try. You can try
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like a massage gun or gotta be careful with those on sensitive areas. I'm
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just saying, you know, light pressure repeatedly in a circle. I mean,
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just you know, however, however you feel comfortable, light some cambles.
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I've also heard the alphabet works pretty well. Burn some incense lights of
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candle, you know, set the mood right. Yeah, yeah, it
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does look like you've possibly torn something, Bunny, does it feel torn?
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Can you can you what's the sensation? Like? It's just when you're walking
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it feels like it's a bruise. That's It's just it's just serious pounding,
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hasn't it. Trey is not in the mood for my nonsense today. I
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can say, He's like, you're lucky, you're remote, you ass whole.
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I'd strangle you, uh with my foot. I am on my feet
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for long, you know, twelve hours at a time. And yeah,
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but yeah, I don't have a clue. Ah, I did this one
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impressive though, thank you. That's a solid that's a solid bruise. That's
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a deep bruise too, because you got that, you got green and you
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got purple in there. Yeah, that's a that's solid. Whatever you did
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whatever, I mean, you have to look at whatever you did. You
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were so focused on what you were doing you didn't feel what you did,
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so that that's a testament to your work ethic or Trey had another one of
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his night terrors, which are documented are long documented here in the treehouse.
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He has scars to prove it. And I wonder if this might be an
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additional night terror situation where you've injured yourself in the throes of a night terror
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and obviously you wouldn't remember it. I actually have had to have slept.
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Oh oh, it's not that you're just annoyed as hell with me, You're
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just sleepy. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I mean, No,
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I mean I haven't slept. I've I slept off and on for about two
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hours. I've I get home till like about four from work, and then
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time I get Daisy situated and wind down, and you know, it's five
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point thirty before I even get into bed, and I just kept dozing on
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and off. So anyways, I haven't had a lot of sleep. Some
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kidding aside, I do have some experience here on the show with feet with
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gross with gross feet, I have some experience. Unfortunately that doesn't quite make
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me a pediatrist, but I do know that the last time I saw a
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really gross foot pick here on the show, it nearly killed a man.
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So my recommendation is today the same as it was all the way back in
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twenty sixteen. Go to the doctor. Yeah. Now, I will say,
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your foot tray does not look nearly as gross as the necrotic tow I
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saw those years ago. But because of my experience with gross feet, I
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recommend medical attention. Yeah, I mean anything with a bruise that deep out
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of nowhere that you weren't aware that you had done. Yeah, you might
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want to definitely go to a toncher because that could be that could be a
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tendant tear. And I would be curious to know that. On the intake
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forms at the doctor, at the pediatrist, is there a box to check
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for, you know, vestigial vagina or is that just the other box miscellaneous?
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What brings you in today? Well, there's not a box for this
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other conditions. Please explain. Well I can't. That's why I'm here.
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I need you to tell me what this is. You don't want me,
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you don't want me looking this up on web md. You're gonna have to
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find the only doctor in the world that's a potiatrist in an ob g y
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N. The hell of a duel specialty. Yeah, ye, parents must
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be so proud. You know, my child is a doctor. But not
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just any doctor. She's an ob gyn pediatrist O gen plus feet hyper specific
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for that one case. And it really confuses the hell out of the medical
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building, uh department. Yeah, whenever you get some rest or just go
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to the doctor and sleep there while they're looking at it, because they're gonna
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it's gonna be a while. I have to try to figure out what this
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is. Probably be able to take a nap on the Oh, I don't.
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I don't think this is a table. I think this is where you
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get that you get it up in one of the stirrups. Oh, poor,
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poor, Uh, just just HiT's just keep coming. Yeah, are
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you are you working later on this evening? Are you working Friday nights?
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You work? Uh? I? Yes, I don't even doesn't know.
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Yeah, I actually had to think about it because I don't even have the
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option of trying to call in. So yeah, I'll be working. Yeah,
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do you have a Do you have an ACE bandage? Or yeah?
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MAXI pad? I don't know what you put on it not actually might help.
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It's padded, it's patted, and you can wrap that around with the
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ACE bandage and if and if you want so you don't have to get out
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of the house and put any undue pressure on it. We'll we'll we'll send
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you, We'll get you a CBS delivery. Thanks, that's actually better.
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You're right, Raj. We should have it droned in from CBS and just
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dropped right on top of Trey's head in the middle of his shift. It's
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a butt Maxi pads and a bag and some clippers. I recommend some toe
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clippers. Yeah, and maybe little pump a stone from the bottom of the
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foot at the top. Uh, just a knock out, Like my foot's
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not that brown and I'm brown. Can you see that's not through the through
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the camera, Lene, because just blew a little bit there. I don't
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know why people get people that. That is amazing. You know. The
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sad thing is, that's the most color I have ever seen on Trey's body
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ever. He hates us so much right now, I'm so glad I am
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twenty two hundred miles away, because otherwise I'm afraid he'd touched me with that
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foot. Like it'd be bad enough to get my ass kicked by him,
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but I think it'd be worse if he just like just shoved that thing right
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in my face and said, lick it. Oh God, that is not
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right that you said that. That's not right. It's not right that I
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said it. But I have my reasons for it, and I'll tell you
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Sorry you haven't slept well, I'm even sorry? Sorry? Or about the
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bottom of your foot? Are you mostly? So? What I was?
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Well, I'll do my best to try to get your mind off your foot?
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How about that? Okay? All right, here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna give you that tease, I promise at the beginning of the
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show. We're gonna do it in the second segment because we got clearly distracted
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by the bottom of your foot, which I'm now going to try to help
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you forget about. All right, there has been a major shift in the
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airline industry. But first Birthdays Today is Friday, April nineteenth, twenty twenty
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four. Birthdays Today. Celebrating birthdays today the world of celebrities. Simu Liu
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is thirty five. He is now probably more recognized as shang Chi from the
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Marvel Cinematic Universe, which was as far as the new phase of Marvel movies,
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one of the better movies, if we're being honest, really love that
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very rewatchable. That was a fun movie. The Shong Chi. I think
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they're making another one. Oh yeah, they are. That's part of the
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next slate. I think that's a twenty twenty five or twenty twenty six one
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of those. Because Cinema Con just happened and they released a bunch of stuff
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the different studios did. And part of the Cinema Con stuff that Marvel released
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was there's adjusted schedule for their movies, and I think they said shann Chi
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two was going to be next year along with the new Captain America movie,
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which I'm excited about. Yeah, also celeb oh and then also Sima Lu
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also had a big role in the Barbie movie as Asian kin Oh. Okay,
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I did not see the Barbie movie. You have either, really,
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I'm the only one that went to the theater and saw Barbie. You will
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watch anything. That's why I'm convinced of this. You will watch any movie.
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I think you just have a lot of time where you're like, you
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know what, I'm gonna go watch movies and no one's ever been but I
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mean, Barbie was a different that was a global phenomenon. Yeah, I
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just never got around two. I mean I'm not like I'm not gonna go
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watch it by myself, but that just seems creepy, right, So,
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and I didn't have anybody that wanted to go watch it with me that was
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interested in the movie. So no, I'm sorready hear that. Yeah,
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I think it's all. I think you can. I think you can stream
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it now. I think it's all yeah. Yeah, it's been on streaming
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for a while now. Yeah. Simoulu also in the Barbie movie as one
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of the kins in the film. Speaking of me watching almost anything, I
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recently watched the Roadhouse remake with Jake jillanall what. The reviews were awful?
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Really, Yes, it's not that bad. The reviews were like several of
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them were like unwatchable, like and this was a travesty, Like it was
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terrible and you had to watch Connor McGregor naked. Nobody needs to see that.
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Well, I don't know how naked he was other than but I mean,
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I did see a lot of Connor McGregor's ass. But I don't think
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we're necessary. I think a lot of people have seen is that. I
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don't think that's a new thing. I have to admit I kind of liked
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it. Okay, I did it the the fights were good, it was
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actually pretty brutal. And if we're being honest, I mean, what were
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the reviews like for the original Roadhouse? I mean were they saying Sam Elliott's
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role was a tour de force, or that Patrick Swayze that this was the
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film that should have gotten him an oscar, not anything else, not Next
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of Kin and certainly not Ghost. I I think I was too young to
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care about reviews then, but entertaining, and you just, you know,
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at some point you stop remaking the movies, just just stop. Like and
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now they're doing like, why would you do? Okay, and you because
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you guys have seen the movie. I have not seen the whole thing.
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They're coming out with Goonies two? Why would you do that? Forty years
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later? Money? It's called money Russia. You you lived in la for
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what twelve years? I figured you knew that by now. Yeah, But
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I don't think it's going to generate what they're thinking. I mean, they're
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having a lot of movies fail at the box office that they thought would generate
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a lot of money. And I know they were blaming that on not being
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able to promote during the strike and so on and so forth. But now
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you're just like, how many how many more ghostbusters do we need? We
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don't. We're good. I'm with you. There, that's been done.
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Let's jettison that, give it a Viking funeral. Let it be. But
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Hollywood, this is something that actually is not new. Hollywood has always remade
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things. Yeah, always remade things. So the difference I can't quite figure
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out why it seems different when they're remaking things now. Look, there's like
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three different versions of A Star is Born. How many King Kong movies have
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there been? I think I think the original King Kong back in nineteen thirty
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three. I remember watching that in a film class. I mean, that's
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been remade. I am happy to say, though, that no one's touched
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Three Amigos yet, and that they need to leave that alone. Don't remake
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that. It's perfect. They'll do Adam Sandler or David Spade, Rob Schneider,
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that's who it's going to be. Damn it, You're right they will.
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Anyways, Remaking things is not a new thing that Hollywood has started doing.
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They've always done it, and I just don't know why it is we're
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more sensitive to it now. We just don't like it now? Why is
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that it is because we have better memories. I think it's I think it's
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we want something a fresh concept. I think we want something that's done differently.
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Well, maybe that's it. Maybe it's like a combination. It's almost
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like right now Hollywood is fixated on remaking things or superhero stuff as opposed to
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you know, having a mix of you can do those two things but also
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have some original stuff thrown in. Yeah, but you gotta so a lot
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of the I wouldn't call them remakes, but also you know, more reboots
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where they're you know, continuing the story and you know there there was a
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pretty big one called Maverick and uh that gave h you know, that's gonna
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fuel a bunch of other ones. I mean if if if they have success
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in one, they're going to try it ten other ways. And especially right
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now gen X eighties nostalgia. I I mean, I can understand why,
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like Gooni's uh as a cult classic for people our age that even if it
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stinks that they might have some moderate enough box office success to justify it.
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Yeah, yes, maybe I don't mean like that. The last Indiana Jones
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movie, I didn't, of course, yes, I did quit judging me
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for that, mean den was it an opening day with popcorn and got dropped
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off? That just made it made me sad that that made me sad.
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And that was just a bad storyline. And uh, you know, the
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last Crusade should have you know, ended that franchise because it should have.
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It was called for Crusade. I mean, let it, let it be.
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The fourth one was. I've tried. I've gone back and watched it,
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and I guess it's not as bad as I thought it was in the
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movie theater. But to me, it to me, it seemed pretty bad.
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I've never had any interest to try to go back and watch the Crystal
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Skull thing. Uh, Indiana Jones movie. To me, that fourth Indiana
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Jones is like Rocky five. I just pretend it doesn't exist, and you
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can't. And you also can't. And it's sad to say because he's such
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a great actor, but putting Harrison Ford on any kind of press junket,
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like, have you watched an interview with him? It is It is painful
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to watch him do late night television. I don't know, does he enjoy
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anything? No need weed you're in he smokes all the time. I forgot
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who it was or some celebrity. It's like half his age was like,
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man, I can't keep up with him. Yeah, I mean that's why
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he's landed a plane twice in a field, Like you know what I mean,
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He's like, I'm just gonna thought he saw some stocks. Yeah,
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he was just like I think I'm gonna stop here and get something neat.
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But it's it's like the same thing with Robert de Niro. I don't know
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if you paid attention to this over the years, you don't see a lot
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of interviews with him. And one of the things, and this is I
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found this out when I was living in LA and uh, one of the
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casting agents and whatnot, we're talking about him and how like his his promotion,
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like his PR team is like he's really dull. I'm just letting you
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know, just letting you know. Now he's had all these iconic roles,
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he's a very dull person. And so when you go watch the Bill Maher
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interview from like three weeks ago, when he's on Bill Maher and if you
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can sit through it, it's amazing he really dull or is he just tired
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or you know, because he's old or is it possible that he's acted so
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much in his life that his authentic self is gone. That could be.
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It could be many even know who he is anymore. It could be a
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mix of that and the fact that he's just had a new baby. But
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like at like eighty yeah, but just historically, like you don't see a
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lot of press junkets with like the Nero, same thing with with al Pacino.
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You don't see a lot of al Pacino running around out there because they
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I mean, they're just there. Al Pacino's a nut job, like he
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has to. He pays somebody on his crew to tell him when to eat,
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Like that's his old job, that's his whole job, just to let
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him know one to eat. You would think that the studios would learn.
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And it's like if these people are really bad at the interviews, then you
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just don't have them do it. It's sort of like it's sort of like
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as a husband. You see this trope all the time in sitcoms and stuff,
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which is the husband pretends to be so bad at something that the wife
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has asked him to do that she inevitably takes it away because he's so bad
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at it. It's but Hollywood doesn't seem to play the role of that wife
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very well. Did you see Pacino at the Oscars. You didn't even do
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the nominees. He just came out and he's like, and best Picture,
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here's the winner was over. He didn't read the nominees. He just I
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can't even blame Pacino on that. That's the producer's fault. You know.
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He's dull. You don't trust if you look, you reach a certain age,
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or you just don't care anymore. So stop letting these people do things.
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But there's also a teleprompter that like like tells him what he needs to
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say, and he just walked out and goes all right, best Picture and
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your winner, and then just opened it up and then just goes here you
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go and walked away. Then that was that the show was done. There
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was no a recap of the nominees. It's just like I'm done, I'm
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old, I'm tired, I had a baby too, see it. So
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you would think you would think at their age, those two guys would have
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learned how to pull out. They have so much money, like they don't
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care anymore, Like I'll give some to that one too, one who cares
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you're you're you're going on the assumption that they can still even get on top.
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I just feel at that age, they're just laying there and it's and
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letting a blue pill do its work. Yeah, you know, they were
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just so excited that at worked, they didn't care what came next or if
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they came next. So anyway, simou lu is thirty five today. Also
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celebrating a birthday today is one of tennis's greatest stars, Maria Sharapova. She
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is thirty seven today, and not only is she a great tennis star,
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but she is also one of the loudest. One of her grunts on the
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court was at one hundred and one point two decibels, which makes her grunting
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on a tennis court louder than a lawnmower. Wow. And in case you're
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curious as to what it sounds like or you haven't heard it in a while,
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I got you covered. Oh boy, you got a that sounds like
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Trey's foot on a treadmill. It just is that a tennis match or a
29:51
gang bang. I understand your thought process, Tray. You hear all that
29:59
and you wonder if that's what if that's what Maria schrypol. This sounds like
30:02
on a tennis court. What does she sound like in bed? I'm glad
30:04
you asked, Okay, Uh, all right. You know what they say
30:19
is you want to you want a lady, You want a lady in the
30:22
streets, and you want in the sheets. So yeah, I told you
30:33
the whole lickny thing would come back to ground to make sense. Well,
30:38
is she one of the greatest tennis players of all time? Because she kind
30:41
of fell off quick? If did she just make her money when her Grand
30:45
slams and was like I'm done? Yeah? I think so, okay,
30:48
because she, like you know how some like will go on into like doing
30:52
the like the the exhibition matches and like older you know, tours and stuff
30:57
like that to to keep bringing in cash. I think she was just like
31:00
I won my I think she did it twice, or she won the Grand
31:03
Slam and was like, yeah, I think I've done now. Yeah,
31:07
yeah. The I think I think the main point of her tennis career was
31:10
to get her the f out of Russia, and it worked and she decided
31:14
to uh kind of hang it up. I guess at a time when she
31:18
felt like it was I want to say maybe she had an injury, which
31:23
now that I'm thinking about it, might have been might have been because she
31:29
got a little carried away with a crucifix. I mean, I can see
31:33
how that might affect your tennis playing ability, like how she's professional on the
31:41
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34:42
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34:45
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34:49
Yeah? Yeah, I think that's uh. I think when you uh get
34:53
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34:57
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this is what this is. This is what Trey's bedroom could sound like.
35:35
It is the first time in my life that I watched The Exorcist and was
35:39
laughing because that is that is that is obviously a very disturbing scene for many
35:46
reasons. Yeah, but it's the first time that I watched it under you
35:51
know, in a different context, because I'm thinking, oh, this is
35:53
probably what Maria Sharpova sounds like in bed, and I couldn't stop laughing.
35:58
So that's why I had to force Yeah, and how old was Linda Blair
36:04
when she had to do that? Seem like fourteen thirteen, I believe thirteen.
36:07
Yeah, that's that's gotta be. That is traumatic. And we were
36:12
talking earlier about you know, Hollywood remaking, rebooting, redoing. Yeah,
36:17
I don't, I mean have they. I know they made a couple of
36:21
Exorcist sequels, but they haven't done a straight up, you know, remake
36:27
of this with an underage girl, and by today's standards, I don't think
36:30
you can. No, And I think it was the closest one was the
36:35
exorcism of Emily Rose. I think that's the closest one. But she I
36:37
think was still like a young adult, like seventeen eighteen. Would exorcism hasn't
36:43
happened. But if they do, I think they'll go back to the original
36:45
story. So the original story of the Exorcist is actually a boy who lived
36:50
in Boston. Okay, well that's what the story is based on. Hollywood
36:52
made it because it was like, oh, it'd be more it'd be far
36:57
more frightening if it was a little girl, and they were right, and
37:00
they were right and it worked. But the original story is about it,
37:02
you know, like an eight or nine year old boy, ten year old
37:06
boy who lived in Boston. So that's h and I apparently that kid is
37:09
still alive, like they've tried to every every couple of the years or so,
37:14
they try to get an interview with him, and he's like, I'm
37:15
good, I just want to I just want to forget what happened. Uh
37:19
and yeah, So they try to get interviews like right around it's always right
37:22
around Halloween. I'm like, can you just pick like a Thursday in July.
37:25
This kid probably just like any other time, but now, But no,
37:30
I don't think they would remake that. I don't think I mean with
37:32
evangelicals and protests and things like that. Like, I think you'd have a
37:37
hard time remaking that movie. I think just because it with the content and
37:44
an underage performer. I think is probably where you have a major issue as
37:49
far as trying to remake the Exorcist. Yeah, but we'll always have the
37:54
original. Yeah, that is true. And didn't it get in didn't get
38:00
an X rating when it first came out. I thought it was one of
38:04
like the first pictures no idea. I don't know. I remember seeing I
38:08
think it was eleven when I saw it, and I checked under my bed
38:12
every night for six months. Turned Yeah, you should have been looking on
38:15
top of the bed, because that's where the problems were. What you should
38:17
have been you yourself should have been under the bed. Yeah, checked them
38:22
a closet every night, and then checked my bed under my bed every night
38:24
for six six eight months. At least. See the movie that kind of
38:29
screwed me up as a kid. There's two. One was Jaws. I
38:32
wouldn't I watched that. My family let me watch that way too early.
38:37
I was like five, oh wow, OK. Yeah. And that same
38:40
year when I watched Jaws for the first time, we also we also did
38:45
our first beach trip to Florida, went to Cocoa Beach and I wouldn't get
38:50
in past my ankles because I had seen Jaws. And my dad and my
38:53
sister went off god knows where, and I kept asking my mom was like,
38:57
did jobs get them? They both came back, so no, uh.
39:01
And the other one was poulter Geist. Thanks to Poultergeist, I was
39:05
in my I wasn't I think I was actually twenty one before I tried tequila.
39:09
Thanks to Poultergeist and also Poulter Guys has me very cautious around clowns and
39:15
puppets. Poultr Guist didn't do anything for me because I was like, isn't
39:22
that the kid from Happy Days? That's that's the little girl. I was
39:25
like, isn't she on Happy Days? That's that's her. I'm not scared
39:29
of her. She's wine. It also had me cautious around TV static yeah,
39:36
and and and little high pitched ladies. Poulter guyst really did a number
39:42
on me, and I think is why I mentioned a major shift in the
39:49
airline industry, Trey Raj or either of you seat recliners on planes? I
40:00
mean, uh, it depends because I mean there's not a lot of recline
40:07
depending on the airline and where you're sitting, So I really don't doesn't It
40:12
doesn't really bother me if it does or doesn't. All right, Trey,
40:15
are you a seat recliner on the plane? It kind of depends what section
40:20
and what kind of plane and what's the space. I mean, if it's
40:22
like a cramp coach on a Southwest. No, I'm not going to do
40:25
that to the person behind me. But yeah, amen, amen, Amen,
40:29
Amen, Amen Amen. That's why I really hate it when I have
40:34
that courtesy and I extend it to the person sitting behind me, but the
40:39
person sitting in front of me doesn't have that courtesy and just go all the
40:44
way back. And now I'm just mad. But there's good news. There
40:46
is good news because there might be a shift to getting rid of reclining seats
40:52
in economy all together on airlines, okay, a cord to Conde Nast traveler.
41:01
Reclining seats are one of the most controversial airline amenities. For some,
41:05
it's a necessity for getting comfortable on long flights, but for others it's a
41:08
source of broken laptops, spilled drinks, and mid flight arguments no matter which
41:13
can't be fall into. It's no secret that personal space and economy has slowly
41:16
but surely eroded over the years, and as airlines release new seat designs,
41:21
some travelers fear they may be stuck sitting upright in the near future. Basically,
41:28
the airlines are experimenting with seats that don't recline whatsoever. Seats that don't
41:35
recline have fewer mechanisms inside and therefore way less lightening the load on board each
41:39
plane and helping reduce fuel costs. Also, recliners require more maintenance, so
41:45
that's added cost. This is nope, go ahead, drag. This is
41:51
one of those things where like British Airways has been way ahead of all.
41:55
I mean, this is obviously more of an American story because I flew a
42:00
British Airlines flight from London to Stockholm and which is yeah, same seven thirty
42:06
seven, very southwest like, but yeah, there were you were. I
42:09
mean, it was as crammed in as you could possibly get, no reclining,
42:13
no nothing, I mean, so yeah, and that was twenty years
42:19
ago, so I'm yeah. I think I think like their version of in
42:23
Ireland, their version of Spirit of things called Ryan Air, Yes, and
42:27
Ryan Air. I think that they were trying to figure out how to get
42:30
people to stand like which is suff with the handle? Yeah, I just
42:32
do the handles like to do on buses and trains. Yeah, I'm like
42:36
on a plane, like how much? Now you're just being cheap? Now,
42:43
I was like, you you want to get to island, you might
42:45
die, but it's going to be. And speaking of being cheap, no
42:49
recline seats on planes have been flying for years on low cost carriers like Spirit
42:55
and Allegiant, who refer to the stationary seat says pre declined as they're molded
43:00
at a slightly deeper angle than regular seats in the upright position. I like
43:05
pre reclined interesting, pre reclined. That just basically means like instead of sitting
43:12
at like a five degree upright angle, it's like seven. Like ooh,
43:17
thanks. I just never I've never reclined in one of the seats and thought,
43:22
oh my god, this is the difference. This is what's gonna make
43:24
this light. You know, you're fantastic. I agree, that's part of
43:28
the Yeah, that's part of the reason why I don't bother with reclining my
43:31
seat when there's someone behind me, because the times that I have reclined it,
43:37
it didn't make a difference anyway. Yeah, and if it's uh,
43:40
if it's even again in business class or first class, if it if it's
43:45
not a lay down bed. I know that some of them can go pretty
43:49
far back where you feel like you're in a lazy boy, But even then
43:52
you still feel like you're in a recliner. But if they have the one
43:54
like I've done, the ones with the lay down beds, and that's the
43:57
game changer. Oh but those are so rate I can't even I can't even
44:01
fathom that. I saw I saw an Instagram video like a month or so
44:06
ago of a couple that did one of the Emirates first class flight things,
44:14
and honest to God, I'd be afraid to do that because it would ruin
44:19
any other cheap seat I would get there. It does. I've done,
44:23
I've done. I've been on Emirates before and then uh, the next time
44:28
I went, I was like, oh, well, I guess I'm in.
44:30
I was in coach, but uh, it was I was making the
44:34
flight attendant laugh. And so what she ended up doing. I was on
44:37
the very back row and I picked up myself. I was like, you
44:38
know what, I'm just gonna get the aisle the very back row, and
44:42
she moved the other two people around, so I had the entire road of
44:45
myself. Uh. And then I just kind of made a palette. Uh
44:50
and then just uh. And that was my first class. It was still
44:53
wasn't. I mean, she was nice enough to bring me stuff from first
44:57
class, like the meal and like like snap or whatever. But it's still
45:01
way different when you have like a bar, you know, like there's a
45:05
there's an in flight DJ. Why. I don't know. I don't know
45:07
how you land that gig. I don't know how you auditioned for that gig,
45:10
but it sounds great. I'm pretty sure your uncle runs the airline or
45:14
something. Yeah. Well yeah, I mean, but it's a full on
45:16
bar. And like there's another one on the Emirates. I think it's only
45:20
a few planes have it, but there's like a three bedroom apartment yeah above
45:23
it, and it's I know. I was actually listening to a flight attendant
45:27
to talk about this the other day when I was in Kansas City and it's
45:30
from London to Kenya on Emirates first class is twenty two thousand dollars each way.
45:37
Yeah, my good lord. But I mean, yeah, the most
45:42
baller thing I've ever done for hang on, let me think. Yeah,
45:47
the most baller thing I've ever done on an airline is get the big front
45:51
seats on Spirit. But here's the thing, even for listeners, Like they
45:55
don't tell you here because it's a very European thing, but they have these
45:59
things called counter deals. So if you go up to the counter like an
46:01
hour or two before your flight and go do you have any upgrades into business
46:06
class? They'll give it to you at like a minimal rate because they want
46:10
to fill the seat, because they have the food to dispense, they have
46:14
the alcohol. They've got to get rid of the inventory. So I've done
46:16
that before. Like I was flying from here to Alexa Istanbul and I got
46:21
to the counter. I was like, is there anything for an upgrade to
46:23
business class? And they're like four hundred bucks deal. Well, and that's
46:28
and that's also always be nice to the gate agent because that really is at
46:31
their discretion and not only if they want to sell it to you, but
46:36
they have a range of which you know, from they can say, oh,
46:39
yeah, you know, it'll be one thousand dollars like it would be
46:43
if you bought it, or then go like you said, they want to
46:45
fill the seat, yeah whatever, Yeah, yeah, I always do.
46:50
My trick is like I always walk up and go, hey, can I
46:52
go ahead and just check this bag here because I don't want to take up
46:55
too much of the overhead space for the other passengers, And that works every
46:59
time. It's like, you're so nice. I'm like, I just you
47:01
know, I don't have a lot, so I just want to make sure
47:05
that whenever you feel like it and I don't have my seat assignment. By
47:07
the way, that usually works pretty well stealing that next thing, you know,
47:19
I'll be flying the plane on Spirit. I'm sure there's I'm sure there's
47:22
gonna be an option soon enough. I think there is a fly yourself program
47:27
that they're working on. Also, uh, Courtney Love has found herself in
47:37
the news. Courtney Love has a new BBC radio series called Courtney Loves Women,
47:46
and in an interview, she decided to bash some mega stars that are
47:52
women. She started with Taylor Swift, saying Taylor's not important. She might
47:58
be a safe space for girls, and she's probably the Madonna of now,
48:00
but she's not an interesting artist. Then she went on to say about Beyonce.
48:08
She says, I like the idea of Beyonce doing a country record because
48:13
it's about black women going into spaces where previously only white women have been allowed.
48:16
I just don't like her music. So Courtney Love, this is this
48:22
is the lead singer of Whole exactly. Yeah. Yeah, Courtney Love,
48:28
the lead singer of Whole, says Taylor Swift, is not interesting, which
48:31
I find ironic, not only because Courtney Love's new show is called Courtney Loves
48:36
Women, but also because the most interesting thing about Courtney Love blew its head
48:40
off thirty years ago. Well shed off either way. Yeah, that's the
48:49
interesting thing about Courton Love is how she got the brain pieces out of her
48:52
clothing. Yeah, you know, when the investigation is still open. Yeah.
49:00
Later, it's like on the heels of OJ nine because he had the
49:02
Trial of the century. I think we all can agree that Courtney Love had
49:07
the murder of the century. And I heard a rumor. I don't know
49:09
if you guys have heard this, and it would be really cool. But
49:13
apparently Dave Grohl Chris Novaselik have said that they're going to reunite Nirvana, but
49:19
it's going to be Francis being Komain as the lead singer, so the daughter
49:24
very that would be kind of cool. And and and Courtney Love. I
49:28
mean, I okay, I understand. Like I was talking to some people
49:31
the other day, I was like, I don't understand the mega appeal of
49:36
Taylor Swift. The music is poppy and catchy. I'll give it to her.
49:38
It's a very talented entertainer. Like I would watch that movie of her
49:43
concert. It looks great. Yeah, I've got that on my on my
49:46
list of things to watch. Of course you do, hey, back off.
49:51
I watched I watched The New Roadhouse before, I watched the Eras tour,
49:54
and I would do the reverse so and and and to Beyonce'. I
50:00
just don't. I just don't like it. I don't. It's awesome that
50:04
she's doing it, and that she's got all these you know, eight songs
50:07
on the charts or whatever it is, and more power to you, you
50:09
know, get in where you fit in and make your money. I just
50:12
don't have to. I hate this idea that you like, well you have
50:15
to like it, but no, I don't. But it's feeling. Look
50:19
at what it's doing for I mean, it's feeling arenas. I'm like,
50:21
okay, well I'm not going I think Taylor Swift is poppy. I get
50:27
the I get why kids like it. I'm forty eight. It's been a
50:32
cruel summer for me for ages. I'm okay with it. It's nice,
50:39
Like if it's on the radio, I'm not going to turn it off.
50:43
But I tried the Beyonce the Texas Hold Them song. I gave it a
50:46
shot twice, and I was like, can't It's just not a good song.
50:51
I don't think she went I don't think Beyonce went far enough as far
50:54
as the country. That's what it is what I wanted to do. We
50:58
needed to see Beyonce going full country, playing spoons on her legs, yeah,
51:04
or you know, going into a jug or you know, remixing on
51:07
a washboard. Yeah. Or or do Beyonce featuring Dolly Parton like I would.
51:12
You know, you get that, you get that stamp of approval and
51:15
you know the song is gonna be good because Dolly's not gonna throw herself on
51:17
there. I mean, Dolly did a rock album, uh and she she
51:21
collaborated with a lot of rock stars. Uh, so do the same.
51:24
And I just uh, I just never. It has nothing with race or
51:29
gender. I'm just like, if the music's good, it's good. Courtney
51:31
Love sucks and has always been terrible. I mean, the best thing that
51:36
happened was her killing Kurt Kbank because they went on Lolla Poloza the next year
51:39
and that was it. That was all he claim to fame. She had
51:43
one video on MTV and then that was it. She's got it now.
51:47
She's got a BBC radio series, yes, because those are wildly popular,
51:54
almost as popular as iHeart podcasts. Heart I Heart gave a History of clubbing
52:05
a History of nightclubs podcast to Paris Hilton. Oh yeah, okay, or
52:14
just called it places I've boned in. She started going through a camera roll.
52:22
So that's a show. I listened to. Top of the Charts,
52:29
Baby a Dog or Nicole Richie. No, I think we know who it
52:39
is. Oh boy, it's fun in here, all right. Try.
52:55
I hope your foot gets better. I'll hope it gets better looking. We
53:04
will see you next time in the Tria. M hmm.