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524: My Transition · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Kasey, come down here. Don't do these kids, And that's
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: what we never opened the show with Casey Cobb. This
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  Speaker 1: is very exciting. Well, you know, now I have to
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  Speaker 1: come up here and make sure my husband's all set
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  Speaker 1: up and everything you do, you do. You're like his momager.
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: I know, I know you're like you're like his momager.
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: You're his Chris Jenner. Yeah, I even test test tes.
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: Nobody likes that. Nobody's test your regular speaking volume and
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  Speaker 1: not at your peak level. Yes, and Casey, hi, how
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: are you? I'm good. I'm good. I'm just checking make
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: sure he's all set up. I plugged in the computer form. Yeah,
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm that shit. I did that ship city yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: One O two, Casey, one O two PM for Donald
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  Speaker 1: is very nice, Thank you for that. Yep, Wait, what
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  Speaker 1: do you say? Do what I can do? One out
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  Speaker 1: two for you is very nice versus one twelve so mad?
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: The fans can't see how mad his face is. All right,
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: we gotta start the show. We love you, hi, hie,
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Casey fie. What does he mean by one out two?
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  Speaker 1: You got on at one O two? My god? Hi oh,
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  Speaker 1: I was on way before that, y'all didn't let me
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  Speaker 1: into my fucking room. I was on hold way before that. Donald,
• 1:36
  Speaker 1: I have the participant list right here. Yeah, don't lie
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: to Daniel. Daniel could eat a dick. He've been freaking
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: hanging out with these new girl motherfucker's a little too
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  Speaker 1: much now now now on the sudden, now sending Daniel
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  Speaker 1: all up pretty. They treat me better over there, they
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  Speaker 1: treat me. I get fucking They send me gift baskets.
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: Look at Dan, did they send you gift back kids?
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Zoe sent us really great bo chocolates. I'm not sending
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: them enough shit you want that? Do you want that?
• 2:12
  Speaker 1: I know you're good, I know, But do you want
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  Speaker 1: on this? That weird batman thing I showed you? I
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: can nobody wants that weird. I'm gonna take it. What
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do? We collectible statues? What are you
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: gonna do it? Don't don't don't mention what it is
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  Speaker 1: because I don't want to dis I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: dis anybody. But I feel like Joel could find a
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  Speaker 1: home for it. She's a collector of this sort of memorabilia. Truly,
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  Speaker 1: It'll go great on my bookshelf with all my other
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  Speaker 1: cool collectibles. Yes, okay, and I just started getting into
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: oh god, first of all one, Yes, but that's not
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  Speaker 1: what I was talking about. I'm really starting to get
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: into these Mesco one twelve action figures. They're high in
• 2:57
  Speaker 1: action figures. Uh, there's so freaking dope. They don't have
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: any Star Wars yet, but they have this thing called
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Rumble Society and Gomez and they do all of the
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: DC and Marvel characters and their costumes. But but it's
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: like like Wolverine's outfit is made out of leather, and
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: like it's and there's six inches, so you could put
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: them into all of your six inch diorama. Uh, if
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: you are an action figure collector, that is anyway it
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  Speaker 1: is fire so are you? Can you use them for
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: animating or they just for decoration? Well, for a lot
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: of people it's for decoration. For me, it's for animation.
• 3:40
  Speaker 1: Do they have Yelena from Black Widow? I just posted
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  Speaker 1: them in the chat fill in check. Marvel definitely has,
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  Speaker 1: Marvel definitely has a bunch of things. But I don't,
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: I don't. I've never seen I don't see it. Well
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: then I'm not shopping there. Um. I love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: High fans, high listeners, thank you for joining us. As always,
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  Speaker 1: we appreciate the time that you give us. You you
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  Speaker 1: you tune in, you could be tuning into one of
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  Speaker 1: nine quadrillion podcasts, and you choose us, and we genuinely
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that. I hope that we're worthy. I
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: hope that we're as good as the New Girl podcast
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: produced by Joel and Daniel. How's that going, guys? Um?
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: Everybody getting along over there? Andy in fighting it's been
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: really lovely. Just you know, they're just kind people and
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  Speaker 1: there's going You're cutting in and out Joel to see
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  Speaker 1: our experience. It sounds what she said came through though. No,
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  Speaker 1: well it sounded it sounded like a lot. Oh well
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  Speaker 1: because on our side it sounded like a lot of gibberish,
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  Speaker 1: just not sounding. Yeah, this is what it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a lot. It sucks over there. They don't. Yeah, they're
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  Speaker 1: still fresh. They haven't been broken yet with the with
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  Speaker 1: the breakup. Yeah, Donald's right, with the breakup of your sound.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: What came out was it sucks over there. I'm not
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: happy and bangs are lame. That's what I heard. That
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  Speaker 1: that's what I heard. I heard. That's what I'm talking about.
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. Yes, Um, Now I have
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: a question right off the bat, Donald, Now i've seen
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: Clueless before. I don't remember you horseback riding that's in Clueless. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: there was a television show. Oh the television show version,
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: because Scrub's wiki is trying to say that we stole
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: this from Clueless, and I'm like, this wasn't in Clueless.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a television show something very similar. So this
• 5:46
  Speaker 1: is the season finale of season five, and the only
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: thing that comes to mind, Donald, is we still have
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: no plan for what happens when we finished this darn show.
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: We're enjoying this, The fans are enjoying this. We're flying through.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be on seasons six. You're gonna be naked
• 6:02
  Speaker 1: in the fetal position on the floor crying when we
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: get to season eight. You know what, I don't think
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry, but I do think we need to
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: hurry up and get our ship together and figure out
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do next. Yeah, because looks and if
• 6:16
  Speaker 1: you do a normal interview celebrities, shit, that's you need
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: a booker, Like I gotta hire it because because I'm
• 6:22
  Speaker 1: not trying to like call everyone in my phone book
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: and beg people my phone book. Isn't that thick? I
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: only know a few people. I know you. Yeah, I
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: already on the show. Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: So it's like, you know what we're gonna dude, you
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: could get to the Hill. I d like we could
• 6:38
  Speaker 1: totally do a sit uh Scrubs crossover. The fans are
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: asking for it, you know what I mean. I've never
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: watched an episode of Psych. I'm not gonna lie though,
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: but I come in either. I haven't either, but it
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: does feel a bit. And I don't mean to disum
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: Psych fans or anyone involved with Psych. It does feel
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: like whomever created it was a fan of Scrubs. Shots fired. Yeah,
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like that was shots fired.
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: But I didn't mean that there's a Psych one. I'm
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: sure that's actually when I ran into Dulee Hill at
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: the airport, I was like, you gotta do a podcast.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: We're having so much fun doing it and uh, and
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: I bet your Psych fans would love it. And I
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: was there. I was there trying to convince Duley to
• 7:22
  Speaker 1: do a Psych rewatch. I mean, I bought him a mimosa. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know how I love Duley Man. That's a very
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: classy thing to do by And I said, I'm going
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: to be letting a mimosa, Duley Hill, would you like one?
• 7:36
  Speaker 1: And he said, as a matter of fact, Zach Braff,
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: I would nice. So I went and got that man
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: a mimosa. I like that. I also love the fact
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: that we talked about we brought it back around. We're
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: talking about Duley Hill again. I missed I missed this conversation.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: I missed us talking about the talents of this man.
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  Speaker 1: Did you know that Duley is one of the best
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: half dancers in the world, in the world, in the world.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: When I was a young person, there was a Broadway
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: show called The Tap Dance Kid. I believe Alfonso uh
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  Speaker 1: erated original role, and then I believe Dulay Hill took over.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure where. I think either Doulay did the
• 8:17
  Speaker 1: travel or I'm not sure, but Savion took over. I
• 8:21
  Speaker 1: think Savion Glover took over for then. I believe is
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  Speaker 1: definitely who who were young men who played The Tap
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  Speaker 1: Dance Kid. I think Dulay did it on Broadway, maybe
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: after Savion, Well, he was definitely in the group of
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  Speaker 1: young So the musical. All I remember from the musical,
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: of course, is that it involved the premise involved a
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  Speaker 1: young child, such great music, and a young child who
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  Speaker 1: was an incredible tap dancer. Now I don't remember any
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  Speaker 1: of the music, such great music. And you know what
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: else I remember, you else, I remember what they're big
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: stunt because you know, musicals back in the day, if
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  Speaker 1: you were gonna be on Broadway, you had to have
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  Speaker 1: like a crazy set, or you had to was the stunt.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Now it they're often more minimal. But the
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  Speaker 1: Roosevelt Alan cable car goes down across the whole stage
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  Speaker 1: and it was a big it was a big wow
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  Speaker 1: moment in their set. They had some great music that
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  Speaker 1: in that show, Like I've even put some of it
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  Speaker 1: in rhymes, like parts of it. Like they had one
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  Speaker 1: song called class Act about how you know, the mom,
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  Speaker 1: the dad and the uncle had this dope dance team
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  Speaker 1: back in the day that was real fire and they
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: used to, you know, do all of this dancing. But
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: obviously something happened and now they don't dance anymore, and
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: the dad's more serious and they've got all real jobs.
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  Speaker 1: But the song was like we've got a class act.
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  Speaker 1: It's a well known fact. You can tell by the
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  Speaker 1: swell clientell. We attract Dipsy and me and Daddy makes three? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And then there was also dancing is everything? Dancing is
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  Speaker 1: having fun like the tire of these fucking tap dance
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  Speaker 1: kids songs. Anyway, Joel, did you find the trivia out
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  Speaker 1: a fonzo? Rim? Did the original Broadway cast? Do? They
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  Speaker 1: hilled at the National Touring Company two years later? Okay,
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: thank you. It's the season five finale, everybody, And what
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: a segue. That's a segue five six, seven eight sho.
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: We made about a bunch of doc nurses around here,
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: YadA around here. So let's get into the television show Scrubs.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: Donald zoom zoom zoom. Now, wasn't zoom zoom zoom a
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: car commercial thing? I don't remember? It was a Mazda
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: carcaman zoomoom zoom. It was. As Hunda is the sponsor
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: for these shows, I will respectfully say, zoom zoom zoom
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: was an awesome joke. It came out of nowhere. First
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: of all, I I think the Hunda people are fine
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: with us mentioning a different car in terms of how
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: it relates to scrubs. Okay, Well, Zoom zoom Zoom was
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: an awesome joke I remember because the song was so catchy. Well,
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: at the time we were doing this, it was everywhere.
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: It was their big campaign. Yeah, and it was their
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: jingle zoom zoom zoom. But there was like so many
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: versions of it. There was like zoom zoom where they whisper,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: and then there was the there was like, I bet
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: they even did like the African version of it where
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: it was like the African Serengetti home zoom zoom zoom
• 11:59
  Speaker 1: zoomzoomzoomsomeber I don't remember that particular ad. I do remember,
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I bet you they go ahead. I just loved it.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Somewhere there was some John Tesh like figure that was
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: sitting at home zoom zoom zoom and got paid a
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: lot of money, sent it in, sent it, submitted it.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: He's like, they're never gonna go for this. What if
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: I just go zoom zoom zoom and Moss like, oh
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: my god, It's like, what's the what's the tagline? Well,
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: they want the card to you know, seem like it
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: goes fast, so like a zoom yeah zoit he goes
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: into the conference room and he's like, all right, guys,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: you ready, zoom zoom zoom. And they're like they're just staring.
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: They're like, is there more? And he's like, no, that's it.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: It's just zoom zoom zoom. And they're like, John Tesh,
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: you get the fuck adding here? You have lost for magic?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: What about McDonald's. They don't even have a fucking and
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: there's not even words in it. It's just say that's it.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: That's it. It's like some yeah, but how hard is
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  Speaker 1: it to come up with? I just want to know
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: if it was a buy out or if he gets
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: paid per zoom that's not even probably is like when
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: somebody's like, yo, you know how the song goes just
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: like Papa zoom zoom. All right, so listen, um, this
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: is the introduction of zoom zoomzoom. I really laughed out
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: loud when I slid in on the counter hit him
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: trying to ask her out on a date. Um the uh.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: We know that Cox and Jordan are sick and tired
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: of the toddler stage. Potty training is happening. Jack seems
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: to be pooing all over the place, but working on
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: his potty training. Donald, you must have a lot of
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: experience with with potty training. Yes, pooed into television. I do.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I remember when Rocco pooed in the toilet for the
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: first time, and we were all very excited. But then
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: what it meant was we would have to wipe his
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: butt after he pooed in the toilet. And it wasn't
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: as sloppy as it wasn't a diaper, but there's something still. Yeah,
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: it's not pleasurable. It's not something that I'm looking forward
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: to as a parent if I ever become a parent.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: Um that stage where your kid is calling from the
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: bathroom and you have done, I don't like that. Yeah.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: I want to be like, all right, great, wipe your ass. Yeah,
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: so what's the thing they can't wipe? They don't know
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: how to wipe their ass, not for a while. Well,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: they know how to, they get the concept of it
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: and everything. They're gonna do a sloppy job. That'sh It's
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be all over there. But you know what I mean.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: So you have to go in there. They yell I'm done,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: and then you have to go in there and what
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: you have to spread. I don't have to do that anymore.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: But you know, if you have a good system, they
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: you know, it makes it a lot easier. You get
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: to wipe the butt and it's it's it's way easier
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: than having to clean a diaper too. Diaper's the worst, man,
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: that'sh I just think it's funny, like a diaper gets
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: inside crevices. At least with the dog, you you pick
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  Speaker 1: it up with a little baggy and you don't ever
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: have to get in there, like you know, you have to.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not like taking toilet paper to my dog's ass. No,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: if you had a monkey, I imagine you would. What
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: about if it's diarrhea and you have to be like,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: oh man, well you have to pick that up if
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: you have a dog. If I'm done and you go
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: in there and it's a hot mess, at least it's
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: in the toilet and not on the floor, I don't know.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: But it stinks too, that's the other thing. It smells
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: so bad. Look, you guys, the human feces is horrible.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: H Fecal matter just is not. Uh, it does not
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: go well with at least when it's yours, it's bad enough,
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: But when it's somebody else's even if you made the person.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: It's not got to be enjoyable at all. Yeah, not
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: at all. How old are they when they're like finally
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: able to wipe? Um, hopefully they wipe at a very
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: young age. Um, you know, but sometimes it can last.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna try yelling. I'm gonna try
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: yelling when I'm done. I'm done. See if anybody comes running,
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: anybody come and wipe that ass man so Kelso's legs.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: This is a running joke that Kelso has ripped legs. Now,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think that was really ken. I think it's
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: safe to say, Yeah, I looked like like Luke for
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Rignos or like Lance Armstrong. I mean they were very ripped. Yeah,
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: and they're shaved, so it's probably a cyclist. Yeah. And
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Ted's lost his house, it's been evicted and he and
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: his mom are living in his car or her car
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: with the confront of the with the cats in front
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: of the hospital. Now I really fall for Kim because
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: she not only she was so beautiful, but she zoom zoom, zooms,
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: she zooms zoom. Yeah, and then she claims to have
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: invented it. And we never gave Maza any tip of
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: the hat to this. This was just like we pretended
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: that the Masta thing had never happened, because anybody could
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: have made that up. Just like that. I'm loving saying
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: the people at MAZA really missed out an opportunity to
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: try and capitalize on this. I mean, what were they
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: gonna do, sue us? No, I mean like working a
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Mazda ad, you know, for le extra money. I bet
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: you they did. I bet you. In some way we
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: were promoting moms get that once. Do you remember what
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: it was I forgot to be spoken about this. I
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: think it was like I think it was like a vacation.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Yes it was. It was so cringey. I still cringe
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: about it when I think about it. But this was
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: in the era just we were shooting scrubs at this
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: point in the era when they had begun to try
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: and get ads into shows, like in in new ways
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: other than just going to commercials, because everyone started TVO
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: came out and was fast forwarding commercials and they started
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: to figure out like, oh what if they somehow worked
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: it into the show. And some people were doing this
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: more effectively than others. But ours was like our bills
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: attempt on our shows was like, we were like looking
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: for a vacation spot to go and I was like,
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: but Turk, if we used trip Advisor, we could be there.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: They'd help us save up and you were like, I
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: don't know, JD. And it was so I hated it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I hated I felt like I felt so dirty. But
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: I did it for Uncle Bill. Well, you know, something
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: had to pay the bills, probably got to do a
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: really awesome finale because of it, or got to go
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: to Was this the year we went to Vegas? I
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know. I just remember that we
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: stopped after that because we all didn't like it. It
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: felt really really gross. Um So the door hit at
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the end of the cold open, Wow, that was me.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: And you know I'm always impressed with a glass door hit.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: What hap that you really well? The curtain into the
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: breaking of the head is definitely not me. The trapping
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: the curtain head through glass well, which is obviously breakaway glass,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: is not um me, But I do do it my
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: standard go to glass door face hit right, which was fire.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: I'm always proud of it when it looks good and
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: you do it well, thank you. It's one of my skills,
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: you know. I don't have many skills, Donald, I make movies.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You have quite a few skills. No, I can. I
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: can act. I can make movies. What else can I do?
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: You can dance, you can sing. I can't really dance.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I can sing competently. You can dance enough to be
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: on Broadway, That's true. And when you see the dance off,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: I gotta say, way, do you see the dance off?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I do? And cheaper by the dozen. I had a
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: hip hop coach, Donald, Wait a second, you had somebody
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: come up and be like this woman? Was it that?
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Was it the lady was that was like,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: this isn't hip hop? This is hip hop? Your legs out?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Was it that lady? Was it that lady that's like,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: see this hip hop? Is this hip hop? Is? Do
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: you see that shoulder pop? That's hip hop? Isn't that lady?
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Please tell me what it was. During COVID, it would
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: be in my gym at my house and this woman
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: would come over and she was amazing. She's hilarious, and
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: we she'd crank hip hop and dance music and we
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: we just she would like, let me see what you
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: can do, like just start moving, and it's so embarrassing,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: like I would just be like, you know, in front
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: of the mirrors in my gym, I'd be like just
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: moving and like giving every showing her everything I got,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, okay, I see who we're working with.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: But she was like she was like inspiring, like she
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: would really like like no matter how embarrassing and nerdy
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and dorky I looked, she would be like all right,
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: all right. And then she teached me some moves and
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: we had fun. She was a blast, and then we
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: did a whole choreographed dance number in the in the
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: in the in Cheaper by the Dozen coming to March eighteenth. Well,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I just find out you're getting a spoiler alert, but
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: you're getting a big one of those big boxes where
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: they say, here, watch the movie with these treats for
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: your kids, and maybe I can get Joel and Daniel
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: one of those two. I will make an unboxing. I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: would hear in Hollywood for those of you who don't
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: know they want to get stars, who who might um
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: tweet or or instagram about something. They send you these boxes,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: especially new during COVID when they can't really have premieres anymore,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: and they'll have like, you know, things in it, like
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: you know, if it's not a kids movie, let's say
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: it's a it's a it's a regular adult movie. They'd
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: be like, please enjoy this dinner and glass and bottle
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: of fancy wine whilst you enjoy an early screening of
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: such and such, And they're hoping that you're gonna then
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: go on Instagram and Twitter and be like, oh my god,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I love this so much, right right, right, right, So anyway,
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: they're doing that for cheaper and for for for parents,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: for parents like you, Donald, You'll be getting something juicy.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: That's great. We are on fire. These guys got their
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: other podcasts that they do. Good for you. I'm happy
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: for the New Girl podcast. Good for you. That's great.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: But my buddy Zach got a movie that he directed
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: and he's also got cheaper by the dozen. Yeah, heads
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: are happening, happening, all right, let's do Let's talk about
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the show Scrubs. Okay, come on, enough enough enough pumping
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: up Donald and all his achievements. Um, what are you
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: talking about? I'm just I love you. Todd is grabbing
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: his crotch a little too much. Todd says, it's moving
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: looking at Judy's belly and then she says, Todd, you're
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: touching your penis, yes, and he says no, sorry, he
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: said I felt it move yea. She says, you're touching
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: your penis. Um, floating head doctor is back. Floating head doctor.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: What a mess floating head doctor creates. It just never
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: works out when when when the body is separated from
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: the head. I think that's a lesson that we all
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: need to learn from Scrubs. But well, head has all
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the brains, but head also head butts. Yeah, head head
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Banks because she's not getting enough mic time at
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: the karaoke shows. Good, don't go break in my heart? Yeah,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: what his body expected to do? He's getting cooked dinners?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: But without a brain right? Or eyes or eyes right? Trinky?
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Very difficult. You need you need a brain, obviously. I'm
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: sure there's probably ridiculously amazing blind chefs, but you need
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: a brain. I definitely feel like you need a brain
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to cook anything. Yes, So um, there you go. That
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: a body shows up on fire from trying to cook
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: and stays on fire. Nobody puts body out, yes, And
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: when jad headbuts Banks and she falls down, um, he
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: asks everyone to clap their hands in the air and
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: body still on fire is the only one that listens.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: But you know what, how does he listen? It must
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: be a feeling that body has. I guess. I guess
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: the mind is still controlling body even though they are separated.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: I see icy. So you're saying the head can tell body, Well,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: he's able to say body, come. I don't know. There's
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: just a lot of holes in this how this works. Okay, yeah,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: because it's a floating head. Also, I like the way
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I say I've beat up many nudes, Like the nerdiest
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: person in the world is trying to brag. I think
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: we were. Also, I think we were. You also got
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a kick out of how you said nerd, especially back
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: then we used to I remember us doing that where
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: we used to take words and try to stretch them
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: out and make them sound funny. But the idea of
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: the nerdiest person in the world being like, oh, don't
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: you worry, Kim, I beat up many minutes. How about
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: want my baby back. That was the second. That's the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: second jingle of a big company that we were hijacking
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: this one. I wonder if we had to get the
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: licensing for because we're actually talking about Chili's, the restaurant.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I want my baby back, baby back, baby chilies, baby
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: back ribs. Have you ever had Chili's baby back ribs? Donald,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I've never had their baby back ribs, but I have
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: gone to Chilies for happy hour. What kind of food
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: is chilies? It's kind of just like everything right, Uh? No, barbecue,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it's bar barbecue. Yeah, okay, Joel, have you been to Chilies? Oh? Yeah, Man,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I've been broken in college inside of the Chilies before. Daniel,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you seem like a Chilies guy. Absolutely on the road.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Ian and I would stop at a Chilies too all
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: the time to get some apps. Great spot. They also
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: got a good burger. They got a good peppercorn burger there,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. They got a good margarita
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: at Chili's. It sounds like they have a baby back ribs.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I want my baby back, baby back, baby baby, baby back,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: baby back. Yeah, I've never I've never had the baby
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: back ribs. So baby showers, let's talk about that. Isn't
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: what is the steal again? I'm it's far in to me.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: It's mostly traditionally the women go right and then the
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: husband comes at the end. Or isn't that the stereotypically
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the way it's saying stereotypically, that's how it is done.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: The I remember for my baby shower, we went and
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: played golf and then I came at the end or
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: something like that. I don't think I've ever been to
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: a baby shower. I've been to, Joelle. Have you been
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: to them? I know, I know in the movies, they're
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: always like the women are all gathered around and then
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: the woman is opening up presents, going oh, it's so good. Yeah,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: that's essentially that's even capsuleted perfectly what happens. But then
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: there's also the disgusting thing like someone desither there needed
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: to be games and they should be baby related, and
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: for the most part they're discussed like tastes baby food,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: what it is, which they do in the show. Um,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: but I want to do one where they smeared a
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: bunch of different types of like brown desserts and napers
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: and they were like smell and I guess what, I'm like,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that is foul? Why did you? I didn't like the idea,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: and all I had to do was go, oh, that's
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: so if I have to smell a diaper and guess well,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: for the for the parents of said baby that's soon
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: to be born, it's a great day because you're getting
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: all of these things. Like I'm gonna tell you something
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: right now, for all of you who hate going to
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: baby showers and everything, show up with something when you do, go,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: show up with something that's helpful. Yeah, sure the outfit
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: is cute. Yeah sure that's a cute little rattle. But
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: come with some diapers. Yo. If you want to help out,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: come with a freaking crib. Yo. You want to help out,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like for real, you want
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: to You think people clown, but diapers go a long way. Man,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: you run out come with My stepsister had twins and
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I send her like a trailer of diapers. It was like,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: you are the best brother ever in the history of brothers. Man.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Like that's understanding the assignment all of this. Let's make
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: this shit cute. It's some bullshit, but I give him
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: like to buy the cute little outfit and no, but
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: look because they don't got no kids. Those are the motherfuckers.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I haven't got no kids. No, man, I'm trying to
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, you've got to say, if I'm
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: forced to come, I'm buying a cute little outfit. I'm not.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not. Like if I pissed at you,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: they'd be like this motherfuck because the outfit only gets
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: warned like maybe once or twice. The only serotonin hint
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have the whole experience is when they opened
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: my baby Jordan's bring I'm just saying, bring something to
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: the table that's gonna help the young couple out, or
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: that's gonna help whoever is receiving said presents. Bring something
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: that's gonna help them. Bring a mother fucking a dresser
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: or a changing table. You know what I'm saying, hook,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I'm somebody up, all right? Well, the poor JD's Deck
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: has become a cruising spot for older gay gentleman. That's hilarious, man, best,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: best your your JD's freaking Deck has become pretty much
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: a social club. It's a hangout spot for not just
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: gay men, but senior gay men. Senior gay men. Yes,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: and Jad's cleaning up and he finds an Apple teeny
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: and he goes Apple teeny. When did they start drinking
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: straight guy drinks? They don't even clean up after themselves
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: and it's really rude. It's one thing to use my
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: my deck as a as a gay cruising spot, but
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: at least clean up. How did they find said deck? How? Oh,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: the janitor posted it in the hospital, right, But how
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: did the How is the hospital such a freaking like
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: it's the inner web all of a sudden, like it
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: just travels, you know, any any senior gay person at
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: the hospital because they told their friends, and word travels fast. Listen.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I imagine there's not a lot of beautiful outdoor spots
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: that are specifically intended for old gay hooking up and
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: mingling and um in the area of the hospital. And uh,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: and this one was well advertised with flyers. The janitor
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: made flyers that say old gay like decks and it
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: has my picture on it. I would love to have
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: one of those deck, just one of those flyers. I
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: would have one of those flyers frames. It's a great
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: frame piece. Um. If any fan wants to give me
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: a fan present and they know how to use photoshops,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: just please recreate that for me. Okay. So, and also,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: the old gay men love your hose. Yeah. I tried
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: to try and spray them off the deck with my hose,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: and they apparently loved it. And then I screamed of
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: them that lay Miss was in town, meaning that that's
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: where they should be right and and you knew from
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: personal experience that I'm like, daddy, lay business in town.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you there? That's a better spot for you.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about this horseback riding thing, which
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: is pretty epic, and I shot this. Builder Lawrence directed this,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: but I directed the uh the sort of beach second union,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: And I'll tell you stories after this quick break. This
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: beach thing gargle was so epic to shoot. Um, and
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: it's only on screen for a short amount of time,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: but if only I could show you how epic it
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: was to do that. Um, we had a we had
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: a hum so, so we had the horses, but it's
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: very hard. We had the stunt people riding the horses bareback,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: because that's pretty damn hard for someone who doesn't know
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: how to ride a horse. So what we did was
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I did we did this research, and I was like,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: what are they use on like like for close ups
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: and horseback riding movies? And we found out that one
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: of the things they have of you remember the old
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: school exercise bikes that would move like back and forward
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: as you pedaled. So someone came up with the idea
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: of putting two of those on a trailer, and then
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: we pulled that with a hummer. There was a hummer
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: literally this rig. Maybe I can find a picture, Joell,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: we could post online. It was so elaborate, but it
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: was like a hummer that you know a film, a
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: hummer that had been tricked out for filming that had
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: a crane arm off the back of the hummer that
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: was pulling the trailer with the two old school exercise
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: bikes on it. So we could get that shot that
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: starts on Elizabeth Banks loving it and then slowly pans
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: over to me and painting it because that was not
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: going to be feasible at all on real horses to
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: get that shot, So, I don't know, it was fun.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: We had a lot of toys that day to execute that,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: and it's really funny. I laughed out loud when you
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: when the camera revealed it's such a funny shot of
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Banks um smiling and just in heaven on horseback,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: and then you panned me just having my nuts ransacked.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know why anyone would bear back horse ride.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I mean you need like a cup well, you need
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: you need more than that, man, like riding bareback. There's
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: there's no like you gotta have. You gotta have skill
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: as a horse. Of course, you have to have skill.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying my experience, even briefly, was that. Or you
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: really got on a horse back? Yeah? I got on
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: bare back the horse for like a few shots. Yeah,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. Yeah, you're out of
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: your mind right there. Man, that's had to hurt. I
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: don't remember if I had a cup on or not,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: but it doesn't it doesn't dovetail nicely with the male anatomy.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I thought it's not comfy. It took a lot of
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: work to get those shots, but it looked pretty and
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: it was very funny. And and then the crane's up
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and it looks like she's like about to perform filatio
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: on me, but she's feeling my balls and she says, um,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: the right one's always been bigger, And I say yep,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: and I go, wait, you're right? Or stage right because
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: always funny. Stage right, for those of you who don't know,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: is a theater term for because you know, when you're
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: facing out if you're on the stage facing out. That's
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: how you that's how you talk about left and right.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: So stage right, if you're on the stage facing out,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: would be the right way, and in stage left would
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: be the left way. So you know, if someone's if
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: a director's directing you while you're on the stage and
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: they say left right, it's confusing because you're looking at
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: each other. So that's how the term stage right and
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: stage left became necessary. Yes, Daniel, I have a question.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I've also heard the term for the other side being
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: called house right and left exactly. Yes. Cool. So they
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: don't often use that, um no in theater, but but
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: it is. It is u I think often more used
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: in like concerts and venues and stuff. House left, house right,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: stage left, stage right. So let's talk about some of
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: the themes of the show. We talked about it. This
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: whole shows about everybody having a new transition. When when
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I heard that, I thought it was going to be
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: like a job, you know, coming through and people moving
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: on to new things. I thought that's what was about
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: to happen because we were going into the end of
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the season and I, you know, not necessarily remembering everything
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: as the show started. I was like, Okay, I'm I'm wrong.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Maybe the transition is you know, something else. But there's
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: a lot of great moments in this Jordan and Cox
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: realizing how much fun even in their misery. Yeah, how
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: much fun it was to watch Jack get to the
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: moment that he's at right now, and how now they've
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: they're informed and they could definitely handle what's ahead of
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: them now that they're having a baby. Turk and Carla,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: well I'll get to them too. But I couldn't understand
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: why Elliott why she was cock blocking. I think it's
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: see I mean, if if my first answer is that
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Bill is seeding the fact that she's already jealous. Um,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: you know, we know they're going to end up together spoiler,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: but um, he's he's laying the foundation of whenever she's
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: sensing that that JD kind of likes someone, that she
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: becomes a c blocker. Well she lingers in the background
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: and everything like that, and Elliott's Elliott read moment killer
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: that was in this episode, dude, And I definitely feel
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: like Bill was like, you know, in real life, this
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: is how I believe it to be. Also, if you
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: truly love someone and it's not too meant to be
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: let them go and if they come back then you
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: know it's it's supposed to happen, but you know you
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: gotta let them be free. And at this point, so ja,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, come on, JD has been a part of
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: their sex acts, um, you know, being the the apple
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: thief and everything. Like he's really gone the extra mile
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: with Keith. Right now, he's got a hottie like Elizabeth
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Banks and all of a sudden she's trying to take
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: her to a Neil Diamond concert and doing all this
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: cock blocking Elliott fun moment killer. Yeah, speaking of Neil Diamond, Yeah,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: your impression finally gets a nice cameo. Did I tell
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: you hit me up on I'm not sure if it
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: was the Instagram or the Twitter. Well, I think it
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: was the Instagram he hit He didn't hit me up.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: He posted me doing him on scrubs or something like
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: that in my DM or something, and I wrote back
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: and hearted it or I oh no, I reposted it
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: and he harted it. We didn't have a conversation, lingo.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I reposted it and they he hearted it. Yeah, and
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: then I gave that heart a thumbs up right then,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: And I think we're friends now, and I think that
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: I think that means I'm going to his next wedding. Well,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I think that means that he appreciates your impression. Um,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: do you want to give us a little sample now
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: for those of us who for those listeners who haven't
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: heard it in a while, The Transformers more than meets
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the eye. Robots in disguise or two butts, face their
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: battles to destroy the evil forces of Omnicron around the world.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: We come into the come into America, round the world.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: You when I was a kid, man, That's what was cool, dude.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid. He used to come on
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: during like the best of tape recorders or records. They
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: used to average ties them during Voltron or or during
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: like the commercial break for g I, Joe and So.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: I used to have to That's that's the only way
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I know Neil Diamond. I don't know any of the
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: songs and hole, I just know like, oh, so that's
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: like you have this just psychological thing that for some
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: reason they were advertising Neil Diamond tracks during kids cartoons. Yes,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: so that's why you tied it together with Transformers. Yeah, man,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: that's how that's how it next. I never knew the
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: origins because it would be like in between atter we
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: would be like we uh, we're no, no, we'll we uh.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: The transformers will be right back, and then it would
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: be a commercial and would be like Neil Diamond's greatest
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: hits everywhere around we come into America, turn on your light,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: let it shine wherever you go, love on the racks.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. Okay, So JD and Turk work out a
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: line for today. J D and Turk work out a
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: line that they think will work on getting Kim back
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: after the debacle that was the horse riding incident where
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: she had to inspect my testicle. It's hard to believe
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: that j D wouldn't get an erection on the beach
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: if after beautiful well, even after that, a beautiful woman
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: um that he likes, undoes his pants and reaches in
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: to feel his scrodum that has just been destroyed by
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: a horse's back. Right, But I think the character and
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I know him well, may have still got a movement.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: But she's a urologist, so she knows she's seen this before,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: so she understands what's this about. Vasectomy's not taking that's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a thing. Well, sometimes people mess it up, and and
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: and that has happened. You're supposed to go back and
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: get it check though, So I guess he didn't go
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: back to check. Well, can you tell me why? How
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: it is that of a sectomy? Which is I understood
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: it was snipping the connection? Is it the vas deference? Uh?
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Is that? Is that the correct tube? But whatever it is,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: it's a snip, is it not? How does that come undone?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: It's like a magic trick. It's like a David Blaine trick.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Do you want to talk? You know? When he coughs
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: up frogs, it's like it's like coughing up semen. Do
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: you want to talk? Um? Oh gosh, do you want
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: to talk? Baby Gifts the janitor's subjects from. Because she
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: has to look this up, I'll posted it in the chat.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: She posted the chat. A vasectomy can fail if the
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: doctor misses the vast deference. You guys better be impressed
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: that I pulled out vast fucking deference. I am a
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: fake doctor. A vasectomy can fail if the doctor misses
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: the vast deference during the procedure. Feels like, isn't that
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the main thing he's there to do? How does he
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: miss that in rare cases, the tube can regrow. If
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: this does occur, the vast deference is usually much smaller
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: than it was before. Sometimes sperm can make their way
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: from one end of the vast deference to the other. Wow. Shit,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: while Johnny C or Doctor Cox must have some really
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: turbocharged sperm because they either that are really thin. It
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: could fit to that little tiny or horrible doctor most
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: most definitely a horrible, horrible doctor. Okay, let's talk about
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: the janitor's baby cage. Yes, the jan We're starting to
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: understand why. Yes, we're starting to understand why the janitor
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: is the way he is. He was raised in a cage, Yes,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: he said it was a lot like the creeper without windows,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: which is which is which is a windowless cage? Yes,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: And then everyone gives him the evil look and he's like, oh,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. It's for when they get a dog
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yoh yeah, yeah, Laverne wants to get Laverne wants to
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: get the lingerie from the baby store. Yeah. Well, we
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: know low Burns are freak because a lot of stuff
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: goes down at that above ground pool party. This is
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: where I got a little weird. The scoon rally. No,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: that was weird too. Somehow it looked like a scene
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: out of Boba fet Um. Somehow Cox and Jordan convinced
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Turk that the baby can grab his penis while he's
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: having sex. Yes with his wife. Well, I feel it's
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: a thing that comes up. I think that men are
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: are are often worried that that if they have sex
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: with a very pregnant woman where the baby is very
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: far along, that that the tip is somehow hitting their baby.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Do you ever have that concern? No, because I feel
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: like you would be you would be having sex with
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Casey and be like being the kid's head, or because
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: it's you would be more like do do do Daniel? Daniel?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: When you get pregnant, which seems like it's going to
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: happen any day now. Will you have that concern about um,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: about your shaft being too near the fetus. I'm gonna
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: plead the fifth on that one, okay, An. Is there
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: any progress towards marriage or baby talk in your relationship?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Are you guys still together? Yes, we're still together. Oh,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: we are celebrating our second anniversary in February. Thank you.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you whatever. Zoe Deschanelle sent you in
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: chocolate were topic that just cost you two months of
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: twitch promotion. Yeah, no more, dude, you're digging a deeper
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: and deeper hole. All right, never mind, Daniel doesn't want
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: to answer private questions. It's fine, I'll just lay my
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: soul out on here. Scooter Rally. Why why does jd
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: attend to Scooter Rally? Uh? It feels like Turk would
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: have loved that. I didn't invite you. Well you're busy.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Well he's busy. That's the That's the whole thing. Now,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: when I saw that Scooter's rally, the first thing I
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: thought of was the was the Book of Boba Fette.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: For some reason, I don't know why. Is that what
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: it is? Because you sent me the meme, that's what
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: it is, Yes I do. I'm not watching Boba Fette,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: but but someone made a meme. Oh but the last
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: episode was fire. Have you watched it yet, Joel? It
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: was amazing? No good. I almost feel bad for everybody
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: else in fault in the show because that was like
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: dude the Mandalorian Yo. The Book of Boboet episode five
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: is the best episode of the Book of Boba Fett,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: and Boba Fett is not in it at all, and
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: it was directed by Hoho Donald, Bryce Dallas Howard. My girl.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Oh she was good. She did a great job. How
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: does that happen? How does that happen? How does that?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Watch your dad through your whole life and then you
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: get really good at it. Your dad is one of
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the most accomplished filmmakers ever. Oh no, I'm not talking
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: about Bryce. I'm talking about how I understand how Bryce's
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Bryce's amazing. I think she's an amazing actress too. Hold on,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: let's if you want to really get into it. I
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: think she's an amazing Marry episode she did was one
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: of the best. Wait, I want to do a little
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: side note on Ron Howard Tangent. I cannot recommend highly
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: enough this documentary called The Rescue, which tells the story
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: of It's on Disney Plus, and it tells the story
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: about those children who were caught in the cave in Thailand.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I believe, and then and then how they went about
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: rescuing them. It is incredible and I only bring it up.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: First of all, see it. But I only bring it
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: up because Ron Howard has now made the narrative version,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: which rumors are coming out is fucking incredible. And uh
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: so watch the documentary first and then you'll enjoy the
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: narrative version even more. Well, i'd love Ron Howard as
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: a director. That story was really fascinating. First of all,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: how to how did those kids getting that kid? You
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: got to see the documentary? But what you want to
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: believe these kids to do that? Like I hear, I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: don't know. You know, you gotta watch the documentary. You're
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: never gonna Joel and Dale might m, You're never gonna anyway.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I always have thought Ron Howard was a great director.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: Um yeah, lots of range because he did. I mean,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: he directed Parenthood, which is which is a classic. He
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: also directed Willow. Also, I'm saying, look at the range
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: between parent Hood and Willow. Yeah, Solo like the Apollo thirteen.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: You didn't like Solo? I love Solo. What are you
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: talking about? I didn't like Solo? Oh I thought I
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: thought you didn't like Solo. You've never heard that come
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: out of my mind. Well, I know you don't ever
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: disparage the universe, but I mean, yeah I do. What's
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: one thing you've just I guess you've just disparaged Bob
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Last Jedi rise a Skywalker, trash he is our guests,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: but hold on, trash in a good way, trash in
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: a in a in a good way. The episode ends,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: of course, with Elizabeth Banks saying that she's pregnant, which
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: we're gonna find out how that happened. We know it
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: happened in a very curious manner. All Right, we're gonna
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: take a quick break and we come back. Joel has
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: worked up some amazing callers for us. Here we go
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: and we're back, are back. Gargo Gargo, gurgle, We are back. Gurgle,
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: g gargo, gargo, gurgo who tank forever? All right, listen, ready,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I'm ready. Let's bring him in. We're gonna, We're gonna,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: We're gonna fix their lives. We're gonna see what they
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: have questions are like played the theme song we Gotta
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: colla you can talk to you know, like a bolla,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: smoke some jazz, maybe talking about the episode. So come on, Joan,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: let's get this show. Ladies and gentleman. Give it a
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: for Andrew and hey, guys, how are you good? How
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: are you guys? It's so nice to meet you, Uh Andrew,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Just so the listeners get a full sense is in
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: front of a green screen. God knows what he does
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: with that end in Um has a gaming chair. I'm
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: assuming he might be a gamer. He also has what
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: a market a professional microphone. He may be a podcaster.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: There look to be some oh man, what if what
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: if this he's another twitcher? What if they're twitchers like
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: freaking Daniel and they played video game twitchers and they
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: play with Daniel? Is that what it is? Yeah? Okay,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: good yay? Is that really the case? What's what's your
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: guy's story? Yeah? So? Uh, first of all, uh, I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: don't know how we're gonna follow up with doctor Penis
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: having been on the last episode, but we're gonna try
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: our best. Well, I think our audience is probably Penis
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: out after that, probably don't want to hear anymore. We
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: talked a lot about Penis. I thought we covered we
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: covered the penis. Not only did we cover with a shaft,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: but we covered balls. Yes, we covered shaft, balls and
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: team we covered tip two. I think we covered two.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: We covered tip to taint the whole thing. It's been
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: covered for a band or a screenplayer. All right, right,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: so listen, Dartk and Milman, what's your story, what's happening here? Yeah,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: so much. In the same way that you guys started
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: a podcast as a way to help distract people from
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: the pandemic and you know, provide a fun reprieve. We
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: started a charity last year that provides video games to
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: hospitalize cancer patients, and we stream on Twitch in order
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: to fundraise for that. Oh my goodness, that's not like us.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: That is that is like find and philanthropic. We just
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: sit around and talk about penises and scrubs. I feel
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: bad that way. I was talking about tip to tank
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: right before. You love about you guys. It's good. I'm embarrassed.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: You guys are really doing something good. So wait, say
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: it again. You raise money on your Twitch channel and
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: with that you then bring video game consoles and games
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: to cancer patient children. Yeah. Right, So we're currently working
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: with Hopkins. We're from Baltimore, so like Johns, Hopkins Hospitals
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: is right around the corner for us, and we're buying
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: like consoles and games to fill out their unit rooms.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: So because currently they have like really outdated stuff and
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: the kids don't care about it and their friends aren't
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: playing it, so they kind of lose that social connection
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: and we're trying to bridge that again. My god, that's
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: so cool. Le Let's start off right away before we
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: even talk to you more with how do people uh
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: donate or or participate or or how does anyone help
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you do with this mission? Yeah? So we stream on
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: twitch dot tv slash Chemotherapy, which is the name of
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: our charity is chemo therapy kind of like chemotherapy. Daniel
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: uh knows because we I pop into this chat from
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: time to time. It's you. We'll put it in our
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: majiggi on our page. But just say it again. Wait, so,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: so are you saying they have to watch you play
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: to give or is there a way to like for
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: someone like me who has no interest in a grown
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: man play video games? It was give money. Yeah, absolutely So.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: First and foremost are our twitch channel, which is twitch
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: dot tv slash Chemotherapy. But then we have a website
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: which is Temo Therapy gaming dot com. All right, now,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: when you say timo, is it t E m O
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: t E A m O and then t E A
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: m O therapy gaming dot com. That's it. Well, that's
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: incredible guys, and good on you. And now what games?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: We don't know him very much about Twitch. As you
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: know from listening to the podcast, we only know that
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Daniel goes on there and are and we're boycotting Daniel's Twitch. Yes,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: he's not allowed to get any plugged because of something
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: that just occurred so that he won't talk about his
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: private life, so he doesn't get to get plugs listen. Yeah,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: so yeah, you guys should definitely if I was going
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to pick out a Twitch person to watch, it would
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: be Team Temo Therapy. Yeah, because you want to, because um,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I just think it's the best twitch to watch. Now,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: what game do you guys play? Not dann that one's
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: getting old and uh he doesn't do enough torquing, do
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: you What game do you guys play? Yeah, so we
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: play a variety of games. Uh, Brandon, I kind of
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: play different games. We both stream on that platform. Um,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I like to play through a bunch of games I
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: haven't played before, so first played throughs of games and
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: it's just been all different kinds anywhere from like God
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: of War to uh, you know, Brandon played Zelda Breath
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: of the Wild to uh, Pokemon, all sorts of games.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: And your thing is like your style is I like
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: to play a game I haven't played before, and I'm
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: kind of figuring it out. Yep. Now are the fans
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: in the in the in the chat being like, no, dummy,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: grab the sword? Oh yeah, oh yeah all the time.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: And do you do you feel like that's cheating or
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: do you or do you go grab the sword? Yeah?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: We try to. We try to not let them what's
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: called backsea gaming like backsea driving. Oh I see, are
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: you say to your fan? So you say to your fans,
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: don't give me unnecessar sorry clues. I want to figure
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: this out on my own exactly. But they still probably do.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: They still do. Do you guys ever live stream with
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the kids from the hospital? That is a yeah, that
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: that is definitely one of our goals one day is
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: to be able to do something like that. That's really
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: cool And Brandon News. Do you guys do it together
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: or separately? We have done it together normally. Our schedule
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: is Tuesday, Thursday, Me, Saturday, Sunday Andrew and there have
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: been special events where, like you know, he lives in
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Virginia on primarily he'll come up and we'll both be
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: right here playing together and that's always fun. Or we
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: can do it, you know, over the Internet, but together
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: streams are rare and a unique event. And do you
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: think that people are are extra generous with because they
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: know it's going to such a good cause. Absolutely? Yeah. Yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Twitch Channels we've been lucky. We didn't know what to expect,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: but to growth has not been It's usually not as
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: fast as we've experienced, and I think it's because people
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: love the cause. Yeah, but he only started sorry, go ahead,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Andrew Sure. We only started in May of last year,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: and since then we've raised something like twenty thousand dollars.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: It's just been absolutely incredible. So that's a lot of
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: consoles you could buy. Well, it's actually I've got there's
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: like thirteen X block series is behind this, got another handful.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: We're doing it first drop off at Hopkins at the
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: end of this month. They're just coming up. Can now
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Can people donate consoles? Also? Do you want old consoles?
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Do you want new ones? Like? What is the criteria
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: for donations? So a lot of times in the hospitals
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: they already have older consoles and our mission is to
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: kind of upgrade what they have so that a lot
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: of the patients can be playing, you know, what their
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: friends are playing, or the latest games and you know,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: not feel like they're missing out. So we haven't gotten
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: any donations in the form of consoles, but if we
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: were to get there, as we would prefer if they
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: were current chat consoles. Yeah right, all right, Well, I'm
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: gonna pull some strings and see if I can get
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: some That would be really dope connections. That would be
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: really dope. If anybody from Xbox or Ubi Soft. We
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: know we got some Ubi Soft fans out there and
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: friends and stuff like that. Anybody who listens to this
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: podcast and it's what's any friend, you got to reach
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: out to him. I have to look it up and
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I will also reach out he listens. But you see,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: we need the motherload for this. Listen to this. How
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: noble and beautiful this charity is sending these these gentlemen
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: the motherload. We need to we need to hook We
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: need to hook it up. Man. And my sister in
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: law works at Xbox, and I'm going to be pulling
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: some strings and see what I can do for you guys.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: That would be absolutely incredible And I can't promise anything,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: but I have some pull with her. She likes me. Okay,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: do you guys any questions for us yeah. So I
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: had a serious question and then a little bit of
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: a lighthearted question for you guys. Um. Yeah, So, being
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: that we work with cancer patients, thought it would just
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: be appropriate to ask, how how has you a loved
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: one's life been affected by cancer? My dad I lost
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: my father to I mean my mother beat cancer. My
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: father did not. He had it in a place called
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the Billiary tube, and it was horrible and we had
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: the best doctors, and granted he was eighty four, so
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: hard for an eighty four year old man. He fought
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: as hard as he could, but no matter what he did.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: The horrible thing about cancer for my father was he
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: even though my dad was eighty four and Donald can
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: tell him, he had the mind of a fifty five
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: year old, you know, he was nothing was wrong with
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: his brain at all. He was one hundred percent. But
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: his body was like quitting on him because it was
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: fighting as hard as it could an eighty four year
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: old body against cancer, and the cancer just took him down.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: And that's what's so hard. It's one thing when a
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: when a senior is at an age where you go, okay,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: they're losing some of their mental faculties and now their
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: body's going and they've had a good life. But it
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: was extra hard for me because my father was it's
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: like he was so disappointed in his body, like come on, body.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: It's like it's not to bring it round of the
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: scrubs joke, but it's kind of like the head and
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the body thing where it's like, come on, body, fight harder,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: fight harder, because my brain is still one hundred percent here.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: So that's that's that's about as close in the heart
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: as it as it as it gets watching that, watching
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: the demise of my father to to to Billiary Billiary cancer. Yeah,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: my aunt had breast cancer and she beat it one
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: time and then it came back again and she just
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: didn't have the energy to fight it and it took
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: her and it took her really fast too, um, and
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: she hit it for a little bit because she didn't
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: you know, I just didn't want to go through chemo again.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: You said your aunt, right, my aunt? Oh sorry, I
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: didn't want anyone misunderstanding and say your mom. Your mom
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: is My mom is alive. She's been on the show,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, yes, but her sister. As
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I've yet to experience losing a parent,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: but I have friends and family members who have and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: it's you know, it is it. I I've never hurt
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: more for people than when that happens, you know. I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: also imagine what the world these guys are are are
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: working in with children. I mean, that's where it gets
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: like I can't I you know, I pray every night.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I literally pray all the time. Uh, not just at night,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: sometimes when I'm driving in my car, sometimes when I'm
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: in my shower, you know. Uh, I love my children
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: so much, and I you know, I pray for their health,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: you know. And um and so what you guys are
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: doing is amazing, by the way, this is just this
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: is just an awesome cause, man, like, I don't know,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you came up with it, but
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: good on you men. Like yeah, and it seems like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: you have money raise. The more money you raise, you'll
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: be able to expand to more and more hospitals, hospitals
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: these like the This is a dumb question, but are
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: these um like in the communal room for the children
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: or are they in their own private rooms? Yeah, so
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: we actually got a PlayStation five for their community room
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: for them to share because you know, PS five's are
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: really really hard to get. But you got these kids fighting.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: They're like, I'm exactly. But the xboxes we were able
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: to actually get a bunch of. So we're gonna be
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: putting one of those in each of the patient rooms.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: That's very awesome. See, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: make a I'm gonna make a call about xboxes. See
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: what I can do. Um Now, what's your next question?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: We'll have it be a little more chipper for the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: love for sure. What is your favorite easy recipe to cook?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I have a bunch of them. Zach doesn't really cook, Zach,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Zach couldn't. Yeah, that's about it for Zach. That's not true.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I do. I make a fucking killer
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Phoebe and J grew up on p's. I love a
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: poeb and J. I'm more a poban honey kind of guy.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm thank you. Yeah, good, big thumbs up
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: for me. I don't really cook much. I used to,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: you know, when I was first out of college and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: totally broke. I had a few little go toos, but
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: none of them. You know, nothing more complicated than heating
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: up a pasta sauce and making boiling pasta. I don't.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I don't really cook at all, much to my girlfriend's chagrin.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: She she's an amazing chef and keeps trying to get
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: me into it, and I'm like, you're killing it on
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: your own. I don't want to. And I've spoken about
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: on the podcast I took over. I am. I am
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: the best kitchen cleaner. I challenge any person who's in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: a relationship who's the cleaning side of things to a content.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I'll make that. Well, respect for that. Pulling your weight listen,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: well you pull that weight. Listen. I line up all
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: my sponges, all my favorite tools, because I know which
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: one's gonna be best for which pan. Oh my gosh, Donald,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: what's your quick recipe? Donald actually cooks. You don't have
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: a quick I don't. I can make fried chicken. That's
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: probably a quick recipe. Everything is a production once you
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: when you like to cook, it doesn't matter. Man. You're like,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: you know what, it might be a quick recipe, but
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it so it's an easy, quick recipe.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: So everything is separated in its rightful cups and measurements.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, And you know you put
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: it together. There ain't no easy recipe for me. I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: don't know much. I've been watching so much great British
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: bake off to any of you watch the hell yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: it's such amazing. I love it. It's like a hug.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: It's it's just so we we want we watch it
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: at night late, when you watch something just peaceful to
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: calm down to. It's just it's just so I don't know,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: wholesome and fun to watch, even if you haven't gotten
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: into it, get into it. It's just it's it's these people,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: these people in the UK who are who are just home.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: They're not professionals, just amateurs, but they're phenomenal and uh,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: it's really fun. And that's one thing about cooking, like
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: once you get into it, you can get really really,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: really really good at it. I mean. And then there's
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: some people who just have a gift and those are
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: the ones that go on to become great chefs and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. But like I saw this movie Julia
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: and Julia whatever that shit was with Meryl Streep and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: Amy Adams. I can't get I watched it like four
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: or five times. It's so delicious to watch, dude, Like
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: just watching it as like it's the weirdest cast. Like
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I can't get him to watch anything outside the Marvel
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Star Wars universe. And he's like, I watched five times yea,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: yeah man, And I tried to, like literally, that's how
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I learned how to you know, toast bread in a pan,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? The premises that the woman
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Amy Adams is trying to cook all of the recipes,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: but I bought that book. You can't do it. It's hard,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: that's just impossible. Man. I was like, I was like,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I'll start with the easy one. That ain't It's time
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: for Twitch's favorite segment, Tonald, It's time to fix your
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: the digital version. Okay, how can we fix your guy's life?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: If it's if, I mean, we'll do anything for you gentlemen. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: So he was like, my balls, you always have to
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: come back to pens Stop talking about your willing help
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: the cause. If you'll help the cause, I'll do I'll
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: do penis play, but I prefer I had one as
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: part of my job. I'm an oncology nurse. Um. This
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: kind of thing has come up a lot. Sometimes it's
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: difficult to kind of gauge how to approach someone who's grieving,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: you know, whether it's a family member who's sick and
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: perhaps dying, or a person I was just told they
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: have cancer and they're grieving the loss of their life
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: before cancer. From your experiences with grief and loss, how
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: would you have liked to be approached, supported, or possibly
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: even left alone? How should we go about supporting grieving
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: people in the future. Wow, you're I don't give me
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: goose bumps on my thighs. Um, probably I got goosebumps
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: between knees and and and waste. Yes, that's good. Don't
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: don't criticize where the No, I I was asking how
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: far up it went? This is where we make. This
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: is how I make. This is that's how I. When
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: I'm making a film, we always we joke around on
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: the droom. We're like, all right, that just gave me goosebumps.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: That was like a shoulder to elbow. Um, that was
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: on my bucket list. Give you goose bumps. I think
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: they made different things. No, but when you've watched I
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: feel like, like in the example I'm giving, when you've
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: watched the film nine hundred times and you're working on
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: and you're tweaking it, and you're trying out different music,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: or you're trying out a different cut and some little
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: bit of magic happens and you change something and all
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: of a sudden you get goosebumps down your arm. It's like, okay,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: that's obviously working, you know. Or you're trying out a
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: new song, you know, and all the old song was fine,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: but it didn't give you goosebumps. You're you know, you're
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: trying to give the audience goosebumps. So if you get
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: them for yourself, just like if you laugh at a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: joke somebody else's. People that have that you, people that
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: have your sense of humor are gonna laugh at the joke.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Sure yeah, um um. I think the space is important
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: and really reading the room whether the person wants you
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: there or gone. The other thing is I think I
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: would have some just gentle things locked and loaded that
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: people have found meaningful before. It could be a phrase
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: or I'm just I'm just gonna pull a bad example
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: out of the hat, like the phrase this two shall pass.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: If you had some of those that were simple but effective.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: And also I think getting related. People really feel heard
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: and seen when you say even if you're their nerves.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I lost such and such, and I've been there and
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: it's really hard, and I'm here for you and I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: know how hard it is. But this two shall pass.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: And just know that every day gets a little bit easier,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: and you know, things like that, I think, getting related
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: and sharing personal stories and but but most importantly, first
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: and foremost, I would say reading the room, because there
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: are times when I was in this situation with the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: grief that I've had to battle, where You're like, I
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: don't want to talk to anybody. I don't want I
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: know you, I know you mean well, but I don't.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I don't want it. Yeah, I don't know, man, I don't.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. That's a very difficult question.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know how anybody wants to be told great
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, I wants to be told bad news. Um.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I know it's a part of life and eventually everybody
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: has to face it, face the music. But I don't
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: know how I want to be told. There is no
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: I don't think there is a there is a gentle
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: way to find out. I don't think he's talking about
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: specifically telling people. He's saying, if I'm not wrong, he's
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: talking about he's after they've been told and they're clearly upset.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Is there? How do you? How do you how do
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: you navigate, um, not being aloof and but also not
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: being in someone's face? You know, I definitely think you
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: should read the room. That's for damn sure. It's got
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: to be personal to that your relationship with the person, right,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, can I share a story? Yeah? I mean
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I lost my dad a COVID a year ago, right,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: and the on the other side of it the most
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: The word annoying is probably the wrong word, but what
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: was annoying to me is people were posting as if
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: like they lost, and people were commenting on their status,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry for a loss. I'm like, you're a loss,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Like you know, the people like started telling people and
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: then I got bombarded. It's like you didn't have the
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: right to tell those people. Yeah, you know what I mean,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: So don't do that. I can say what not to do? Yeah, yeah, definitely.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: But do you remember something that someone said? Actually, do
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: you like? Do you guys have see The Good Place
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: show on Netflix? I've seen a lot of it, not all,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: but I've seen a lot. Okay, I mean, I'm gonna
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: know spoilers, but there's a quote at the end the
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share. It's really awesome quote. It's a Buddhist quote.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: He goes, picture a wave. You know, you can see it,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: you can measure it, and when it hits the shore,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: it's gone. But the water is still there, the wave
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: just a different way for it to be for a
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: little while. That was a really beautiful quote on death
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I mean I
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: think I would. Um, I think you know, if you
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: have some things that are meaningful to you in the
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: spirit of what of what Brandon just said that when
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: the person does want to engage, you've got like five
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: different things locked and loaded, like here's something that that
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: that I read once that that's really meaningful to me.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: And or maybe the person doesn't want to talk, but
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: you know that they like you, and you could slip
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: that to them on a piece of paper like a quote. Um.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: You know, there's different there's varying ways to do it.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Someone might want to really engage with you and sit
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: there and talk with you. Someone might be like you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: know what might be more like, you know, Andrew, we
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: love you, You've been so sweet, but we just want
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: to be left alone. That kind of person. You could
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: slip a little piece of paper too and say, hey,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: here's a quote that's meaningful to me. I think that
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: would be great. You know. What my experience is with
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: U with nurses was that some were just outstanding and
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: just went so far out of their way and it
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: made such a difference. And it seems to me, especially
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: when you consider the philanthropy work you guys are doing,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: that you're those type of people. So I don't know
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: if we fixed anything, but oh, that was really helpful.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: I really appreciate vice. Yeah, there's a great you know,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: it's when you stumble across a great quote that just
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: lands with you, you know, like like like you know,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, Brandon just said one for him,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: but like even a friend of mine told me, you know,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: in the editing room and direct your friend of mine
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: gave me a quote about cutting and I put it
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: up on the whiteboard because I obviously have big white
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: boards in my editing room because I'm mister whiteboard, and
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: it really helped me. It's like it's a topic that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: told obviously told me nothing to do with grief, but
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: a topic that I've always wrestled with and he sent
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  Speaker 1: me this quote that was like Eureka, that quote lands
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  Speaker 1: with me. I understand that, you know, and we all
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  Speaker 1: have that for different things. So I'm sure there's there's
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  Speaker 1: there's um plenty of infinite number of those for people grieving. Yeah, um, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: we need to switch back to commed. He says something funny.
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  Speaker 1: Shit dick balls the tape kill you motherfucker. All right,
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  Speaker 1: that's the show. We did it. These guys are great.
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  Speaker 1: Remind people how they find you on Twitch? Go again.
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  Speaker 1: the channel. And those are the only two people on
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  Speaker 1: the program right now who who you use Twitch? So, um,
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  Speaker 1: those are those are the only Twitchers we know. They're
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  Speaker 1: the only twitches we've ever met. To be honest with you,
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  Speaker 1: I've never been on Twitch, so I don't know anything
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  Speaker 1: about it. I'll only to visit an old friend of
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  Speaker 1: mine and see what his Twitch was like, and um,
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  Speaker 1: he was just eating. So I realized, yes, Um, what
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  Speaker 1: percentage of twitches gaming and what percentage is other things.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great question. Oh my god, damn, do you
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  Speaker 1: Amish shunned people? He's shame. I have no idea at
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  Speaker 1: people do like just chatting streams and and hot tub streams.
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  Speaker 1: That's not about the hot tubs. We should do a
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  Speaker 1: hot tub twitch stream. You guys could totally do a
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  Speaker 1: hotp twitch stream which the drinking money for charity for
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  Speaker 1: buying consoles for the kids. You can't tell me that
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be wildly successful. I gotta lose some weight first.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm doing me too. I'm trying to lose
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  Speaker 1: a couple of LP's, Joel, do you know what does
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  Speaker 1: time spent on breakdowns. I only hear about the gaming
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  Speaker 1: really and and and cooking. I've been hearing about cooking.
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  Speaker 1: Can you be nude on Twitch? No? Not no. But
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  Speaker 1: in a body of water. You can be in a
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  Speaker 1: bathing sea. And that's why the people but you have
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  Speaker 1: to be in a bathing body of water. Yeah, some
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  Speaker 1: people like literally put like a little mini pool on
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  Speaker 1: their room and standing sitting that and then they're allowed
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  Speaker 1: to be in a bikinis. I have a question. You're
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  Speaker 1: allowed to be in a bikini if you're standing in water,
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  Speaker 1: if you're in a pool, Yes, you go for yours.
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  Speaker 1: I just think it's so funny the people get around.
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  Speaker 1: If there's somebody going, how do I get around the
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  Speaker 1: Twitch rules? So I think I need my boy. What
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  Speaker 1: do they do in the bikini once they're on? They
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  Speaker 1: they they jiggle and they get views. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but they can't be They can't go into
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  Speaker 1: like only fans territory. They have to right right right,
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  Speaker 1: they have to keep it holy. Do they play video
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  Speaker 1: games sometimes? I don't think people would know if they
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  Speaker 1: were a lot of times they play like just dance.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that I can't wait to watch. Are you allowed
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  Speaker 1: to go on? You're allowing on Twitch? Remember this? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you can go on. I'm gonna go watch someone do
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  Speaker 1: a dance video game in their bikini and their mini pool.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy one following If it works, it works. But
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  Speaker 1: the most popular is gaming, right, I would say so
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  Speaker 1: and put Pie the most popular. I think he's on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Actually he's a game YouTube. Most popular Twitch star ums.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely not Daniel. We don't who's the most popular
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  Speaker 1: twitch star? You see Tyler war Summit one. Gee, there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Spanish streamers who have a huge following. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you all right, Um, that's it, that's the show. We
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  Speaker 1: love you guys. Thanks for coming on, and we'll all
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  Speaker 1: look into ways to help you get more consoles, because
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: what a cool cause. And you're you're a good gentleman,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll see you next time. Donald saying, oh, Donald,
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  Speaker 1: do you want to introduce your nephew? All right, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: this is my nephew, min Zale. You can find him
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  Speaker 1: on Spotify. You can spind him anywhere. He goes by
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  Speaker 1: meals different. I still drink. What day something don't feel missing?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: I just don't drink, but there was something don't feel missing.
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  Speaker 1: Some people deal with depression like on a deep level.
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  Speaker 1: I was fucking weeks and some left. And that's why
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