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90 Day Fiancé Hunt for Love Season 2 Episode 2 “The Boy Who Got Caught Kissing” · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hi, everyone. Welcome back to Vanity Fair. My name is
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Speaker 1: Chris Farah, and I will be talking about 90 Day.
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Speaker 1: It's Hunt for Love, season two, episode two. It's the
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Speaker 1: boy who got caught kissing, and he didn't cry wolf.
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Speaker 1: He cried, yes, honey, I don't know. And it's Malik.
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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I know from my own experience covering
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Speaker 1: the show as a professional 90-day podcaster and person who
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Speaker 1: did Hunt for Love, I understand the weird way the
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Speaker 1: producers do this show, which is just to put the
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Speaker 1: people that we know from many seasons of 90 Day
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Speaker 1: in the a new situation with a bunch of random,
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Speaker 1: unfamous singles who have had no experience on the 90-day franchise.
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Speaker 1: They never introduce us to them, other than if they
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Speaker 1: happen to make a dent in a storyline, we suddenly
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Speaker 1: start to get chyrons of people. And why I say
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Speaker 1: that is, to me, it would be beneficial if there
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Speaker 1: was just some overarching, quick intro. Of everyone that's there.
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Speaker 1: You know, so we could see all the players. We
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Speaker 1: could see all the pickings. You know what I'm saying,
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Speaker 1: if you will? Because in the first episodes, we obviously
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Speaker 1: have the people we know, like I said, and the
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Speaker 1: individual storylines that they start to have with each other.
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Speaker 1: And then, you know, who we can only assume are
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Speaker 1: the Elises of the first batch of non-famous people trying
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Speaker 1: to make their mark. Because if you can imagine wanting
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Speaker 1: to be on a television show or even saying yes
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Speaker 1: to one, you would have to want to be on one.
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Speaker 1: If you're going to want to be on one, why
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Speaker 1: wouldn't you put pedal to the goddamn metal? And if
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Speaker 1: you are going to do that, you have to get in,
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Speaker 1: get on with one of the cast members, period. You
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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? As much as we like Iris
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Speaker 1: and as much as we like, I'm just going to
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Speaker 1: throw out a name, Skylar. If Iris and Skylar get
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Speaker 1: together at the end of this, we're never going to
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Speaker 1: hear from that. We're never going to know about it
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Speaker 1: ever again. Like, we won't know. We don't care. But
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Speaker 1: Skylar knows, you know, he better go for a Kara.
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Speaker 1: And Iris is like, Michael, Steven, anyone else he got? Brittany? Hey,
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Speaker 1: you know, straight up. Okay, so I came prepared. What
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Speaker 1: does that mean? Pictures. If you're listening on the podcast,
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Speaker 1: Chris Farah. Those are my true peeps. Having said that,
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Speaker 1: let's get in. So we are hot on the heels
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Speaker 1: of the fact that Emma made a big scene because
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Speaker 1: her and Jamal ended up boning before the Hunt for
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Speaker 1: Love season started filming. And so they came in hot
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Speaker 1: to this resort with recent baggage, if you will. And
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Speaker 1: he acted horribly, even though Jamal came in being like,
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Speaker 1: hey guys, I'm Jamal. Yes, Kimbali's son. But I don't
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Speaker 1: want you to think of me as just Kimbali's son
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Speaker 1: and a fuckboy. I'm so much more. I can't wait
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Speaker 1: to show you. And what he has shown us is fuckboy.
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Speaker 1: And he's talked a little bit about Kimbali. Not about
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Speaker 1: Usman though. And so if this is any sort of
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Speaker 1: like redemption tour or any sort of PR stunt of
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Speaker 1: Jamal's to like look better or be better, then you know,
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Speaker 1: this is going horribly wrong. Why leave the bad boys
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Speaker 1: as if you're not a 90 day bad boy and
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Speaker 1: try and be someone better and then act a whole
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Speaker 1: goddamn fool on the show over and over again. Here's
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Speaker 1: the thing. Did Emma overreact? And is Emma emotionally mature?
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Speaker 1: Yes and no. She's not emotionally mature, and she certainly
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Speaker 1: is not going to make choices that I would make
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Speaker 1: or that anyone who wants to seem level-headed makes, but
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Speaker 1: at the same time, she's pretty open. She doesn't care.
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Speaker 1: She felt safe. that she could not communicate. And there
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Speaker 1: were things that were being misconstrued in the moment when
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Speaker 1: she tried to talk to Jamal in episode one, and
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Speaker 1: he wrote her off and let Erica disrespect her in
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Speaker 1: a way that didn't make it seem like they had
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Speaker 1: fucked the night before. And that Jamal didn't owe this
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Speaker 1: woman a little respect unbeknownst to Erica. And he could
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Speaker 1: have been like, Erica, I'm going to come team with
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Speaker 1: you in a second. So please understand that I have
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Speaker 1: to make sure that we're on the same page right now.
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Speaker 1: I don't want to end this moment acrimoniously. Like I
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Speaker 1: think that if you were someone who could communicate and
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Speaker 1: someone who could be like unreactive and also level-headed and
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Speaker 1: mature in situations, it'd be really like actually attractive, but
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Speaker 1: he doesn't, right? He lets Erica pull him away. And
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Speaker 1: so then Emma's like, fuck you. And she makes a
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Speaker 1: whole big stink. And then she has to go on
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Speaker 1: this apology tour for some reason to Kara. Even though
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Speaker 1: Emma does not care about Kara and Kara does not
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Speaker 1: care about Emma. And they both sort of hate each other.
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Speaker 1: But this is like, I guess, the olive branch that
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Speaker 1: is just going to happen once and never again. So basically,
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Speaker 1: Kara's like, well, thank you for telling me that you
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Speaker 1: guys fucked because it's really the context that I had
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Speaker 1: to understand to understand your behavior. Because like I keep saying,
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Speaker 1: you were crying and it was really messy. And when
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Speaker 1: girls cry and it's messy, I'm like, ew. Messy crying girls.
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Speaker 1: Not me. I'm a sexy, dancey girl. But not Not
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Speaker 1: what you're going to try to do at the end
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Speaker 1: of the episode, honey. That's not even sexy dancing. That's twerking.
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Speaker 1: I mean, that's not even twerking. That's fucking. Listen, Emma
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Speaker 1: likes to fuck. You know, here's the thing about Emma.
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Speaker 1: She fucks. She gonna crack that whole Hunt for Love
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Speaker 1: season two cast if she could. Unabashedly, she wants it.
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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? But at the same time,
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Speaker 1: I just can't hate her. I can't hate her because
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Speaker 1: here's the thing. She makes women around her who are
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Speaker 1: trying to be stealth, I guess they're trying, like she
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Speaker 1: blows up their spots a little bit sometimes. And she
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Speaker 1: doesn't do it with Chloe too. It's just that she
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Speaker 1: somehow seemingly becomes a threat to women that I assume
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Speaker 1: she shouldn't be a threat to. And I certainly feel
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Speaker 1: on the whole that most women shouldn't be threats to
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Speaker 1: most women. And the reason why is because I guess
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Speaker 1: in my head of head and heart of hearts are
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Speaker 1: better than most people. And so we should be able
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Speaker 1: to just have our pick and then anyone should be
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Speaker 1: lucky to have us. And so it's not that we're
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Speaker 1: a threat to each other. Like, you know, like the
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Speaker 1: other people should be threats to each other. Like if
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Speaker 1: in this case, men, like the men should be threat
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Speaker 1: to each other's, to other men for our benefit. It
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Speaker 1: doesn't make sense to me that women like treat other women,
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Speaker 1: like men are the prize, you know, that doesn't like,
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Speaker 1: I really hate it. Obviously. I talk a lot about it.
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Speaker 1: So anyway, Emma's like, so you know what? Here's the thing. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I fucking cried, Emma. I mean, I fucking cried, Kara.
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Speaker 1: I crashed out over a boy. Is that the end
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Speaker 1: of the world? No, not today. It's not giving me
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Speaker 1: the last time I do it tonight. Honey, listen, if
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Speaker 1: I know myself and I'm okay with myself, then just
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Speaker 1: like stand aside. You like whoever you like. If the
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Speaker 1: person you like is paying attention to me, That's not
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Speaker 1: a me problem. That's not even a you problem. That's a,
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Speaker 1: that person's problem. Because if you like someone who's not
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Speaker 1: paying attention to you for any reason, and they're paying
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Speaker 1: attention to anyone else, fuck them. And they happen to
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Speaker 1: be paying attention to me. Don't be mad at me, Chloe. Okay.
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Speaker 1: But in this situation, Emma's also like, that's interesting. That's
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Speaker 1: interesting that she like has such a big reaction to
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Speaker 1: to something I did over a guy that she doesn't,
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Speaker 1: doesn't care about. Cause Kara's not trying to fuck supposedly
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Speaker 1: with Jamal or Brian. Obviously Chloe likes Brian. So like,
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Speaker 1: you know, therein lies the rub, but you know, it's like,
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Speaker 1: that wasn't the original love rectangle. The original love rectangle,
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Speaker 1: and we'll go over the triangles and love rectangles. So
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Speaker 1: this love rectangle right now goes Jamal, right? Emma. And
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Speaker 1: then it goes Erica. And then it goes Brian. So
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Speaker 1: that's why, you know, I come, if I can, with pictures.
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Speaker 1: Because it's like, this shit gets, you know, confusing. Here's Brian, right?
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Speaker 1: Here is a picture of Emma trying to take an
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Speaker 1: eyelash off of him. So we, understand what's happening. Do
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Speaker 1: I have a good picture of Erica? I thought I
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Speaker 1: did in here. But she's beautiful. I'll see if I
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Speaker 1: have a picture of her later. I think I have.
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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't. I had a group picture of her.
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Speaker 1: I forgot to upload it. Okay. So... Chloe tries to
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Speaker 1: get Steven out of his room, but Steven had a
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Speaker 1: really bad time first episode because, you know, that's when
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Speaker 1: he tried to dance with Brittany. And then Brittany was like,
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Speaker 1: you can't handle this. And then Razvan, who like, you know,
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Speaker 1: is whatever, like danced with Brittany. And Brittany had to like,
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Speaker 1: in these slim pickings, be like, I guess Razvan. And
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Speaker 1: now Razvan has a big ass head thinking that like,
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Speaker 1: you know, everyone's like, ooh, Razvan. Okay, that's what's happening.
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Speaker 1: Except for Chloe, who's like, okay, and great. So he's like, again,
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Speaker 1: second guessing being there. And then Jamal and Emma talk
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Speaker 1: and he says, you know, he wants to tell Erica
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Speaker 1: about Emma and his history. And it's because he wants
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Speaker 1: to come clean with Erica because they're vibing. Which, yeah,
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Speaker 1: this would have been better last night before you were
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Speaker 1: an asshole. Because now it seems like you're, yeah, just
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Speaker 1: being like, I'm going to fucking tell her. And you're
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Speaker 1: not like... giving Emma any say and also like her
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Speaker 1: sexual history being disclosed after you already insulted her. Jamal
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Speaker 1: is literally, because I gave him a whole ass chance
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Speaker 1: if you listen to the first episode, is making no
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Speaker 1: fan of me, truly. He scares me. He scares me
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Speaker 1: in the sense that I think all men are wildly
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Speaker 1: self-serving and toxic if given the opportunity and deceitful. Like,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to think that, but in my heart
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Speaker 1: of hearts, there is just a basic fucking lizard fear
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Speaker 1: of that. Okay. Like, are all men narcissists? I don't
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Speaker 1: mean to, like, genderify it, but, like... I don't know. Okay. So, basically,
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Speaker 1: Kara tells... Before... Jamal can even tell Erica that he
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Speaker 1: had had prior relations with Emma before the resort came
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Speaker 1: and commenced. Kara, who's been told that by Emma, tells Erica.
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Speaker 1: She takes it upon herself. And so it's interesting, yeah,
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Speaker 1: because Jamal doesn't even get to do it. So Jamal
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Speaker 1: is doubly a fucking asshole fuckboy. And the weird thing
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Speaker 1: that happens is that Emma is right outside the porch
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Speaker 1: of And whether it's being amplified or whether Kara just
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Speaker 1: doesn't understand where Emma is in relationship to time and space,
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Speaker 1: nor how good her hearing is, nor how loud her
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Speaker 1: own voice is. She doesn't know what's happening, but she
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Speaker 1: starts talking about Emma and it's not like in a
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Speaker 1: delicate way. It's in a gossipy way, kind of like
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Speaker 1: this fucking slut kind of way. And so Emma's like
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Speaker 1: this goddamn bitch. is talking about me. And Chloe's like, wait,
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Speaker 1: do you have fucking binoculars in your ears? And like,
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Speaker 1: the answer is like, Chloe can just start to listen.
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Speaker 1: And Chloe has no other opportunity for friendship or camaraderie yet.
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Speaker 1: And Emma is her best bet in this one moment.
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Speaker 1: And that's sad because truly as this episode goes on,
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Speaker 1: we're going to see, there's definitely some other options, but Chloe,
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Speaker 1: for some reason, hasn't been able to latch onto that. Okay.
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Speaker 1: So she has slim pickings when it comes to friends.
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Speaker 1: So at this moment, again, she's entertaining Emma. Emma is
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Speaker 1: also like, what the hell is this Kara, bitch, all
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Speaker 1: up in my business. Did she hook up with Jamal?
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Speaker 1: Like a full conspiracy theorist. And she's not, listen, that's
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Speaker 1: an astute observation. Khloe's like, listen, fuck Kara. Let me
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Speaker 1: get to you. Fuck Kara, it's not about her. For
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Speaker 1: you to allow, this is quote by Khloe, okay? So
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Speaker 1: if anything, I like wish, and I hate to say
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Speaker 1: this because if I liked Jamal, I'd be like, this
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Speaker 1: is really mean. but I don't like Jamal now from
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Speaker 1: all his behaviors. And so I do kind of need
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Speaker 1: him to be slapped in the face with this opinion
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Speaker 1: of him because truly like all his behaviors, all of
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Speaker 1: his like actions speak to this. This is again, Chloe
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Speaker 1: to Emma. For you to allow some, I'm sorry, average
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Speaker 1: man to walk all over you, making you look dumb,
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Speaker 1: you are making yourself look bad. What are you getting
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Speaker 1: out of this? Go ahead. It's good. It's brilliant. It's good.
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Speaker 1: I just like, you need to isolate either me saying it,
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Speaker 1: her saying it, and really, because it's like, it's maybe
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Speaker 1: not you and it's maybe not man, but you can
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Speaker 1: have a friend in your life where you either cut
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Speaker 1: out man or you add woman or whatever the fuck,
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Speaker 1: where you can send that to someone who needs to
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Speaker 1: be jolted awake for you to allow some, I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: average as fuck person to walk all over you, making
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Speaker 1: you look dumb, but you are making yourself look bad.
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Speaker 1: What are you possibly getting out of it? Go ahead.
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Speaker 1: What could it be? Go ahead. There's got to be something.
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Speaker 1: That'd be great. Come on. What is it? What could
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Speaker 1: it possibly be? I'm waiting on bated breath. It's nothing.
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Speaker 1: You stupid. Like, you know, it's that. Great energy. So
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Speaker 1: Emma listens to it and she's like, yeah, You have
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Speaker 1: to let go of Jamal. You cannot hook up with
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Speaker 1: him again. And we all think that Emma's going to
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Speaker 1: be like, what? Okay. Now, Emma does say deal real
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Speaker 1: too fast, you know, especially because we do feel like
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Speaker 1: every one of those toes in that open-toed shoe is
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Speaker 1: just crossed, honey. She does not mean it. Chloe's like,
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Speaker 1: you have to let go of Jamal in your heart
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Speaker 1: so you can hook up with someone else again. And
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Speaker 1: Emma's like, great. Chloe's like, he's a fuck boy and
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Speaker 1: that's not attractive at all. And she's right. She's right.
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Speaker 1: It's gross. Now here is what we're going to, we're
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Speaker 1: going to see Jamal in action. And I can like
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Speaker 1: break down what I think that he tries to do
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Speaker 1: or what his MO is and, you know, watch it
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Speaker 1: for yourself and then realize that, you know, and this
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Speaker 1: is why I feel like men are deceitful. So before
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Speaker 1: that happens, Brittany talks to her hot young boob Malik,
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Speaker 1: and he is definitely hot. And he says he is what? Interested.
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Speaker 1: She's like, great. Just so you know, let's get some
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Speaker 1: things out of the way. Just so you know, I
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Speaker 1: have dated women and I'm bi. And he's like, I
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Speaker 1: don't care. I like that. I'm not like traditional or whatever, conservative.
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Speaker 1: I'm not like, ew. I'm like, yeah. And then he's like, okay.
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Speaker 1: And she's like, yeah, good. He's like, just so you know,
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Speaker 1: I can be just as sensual and emotionally open How
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Speaker 1: I assume lesbians go down on you is how I'll
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Speaker 1: do it. That's my way. That's why I said I
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Speaker 1: could be just as sensual. I'm Malik, you know? That's
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Speaker 1: what he's trying to get across. And she's like, okay.
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Speaker 1: So then they sing happy birthday because it's actually a
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Speaker 1: threesome birthday of Brittany, of Malik, and some other girl
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Speaker 1: named Shay. Okay? So let's paint this picture. So we obviously... Obviously... No, Brittany.
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Speaker 1: Malik is seen here in a shot of Landon cowboy hat.
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Speaker 1: Of course, Malik in the middle and Brian, who we
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Speaker 1: know as being talking to Emma in this moment, who's
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Speaker 1: sitting next to Chloe and that's her red drink. We
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Speaker 1: know this, right? Shay, um, we see in this picture
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Speaker 1: here is 28 from Costa Mesa, which, you know, is
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Speaker 1: very close to Newport beach. And I probably, you know,
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Speaker 1: know where she lives, but And I eat at similar
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Speaker 1: restaurants that she eats at. And I bet I have
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Speaker 1: gone to one of the beauty places that she's gone to. Okay.
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Speaker 1: So that's me. It's their birthday. They all get happy
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Speaker 1: birthday sung to them. And then Razvin's like, you know what?
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Speaker 1: Here's my chance to not be shy. I want to
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Speaker 1: stand up and show people that I'm a freak. And
18:22
Speaker 1: that's interesting only because I did say it's like, I
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Speaker 1: couldn't feel his sexual energy. And I think that he
18:30
Speaker 1: listened to me forward in time, went back in time,
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Speaker 1: and somehow rectified it. But he is like, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to show a very big display of it. But the
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Speaker 1: way that he does it is he's going to put
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Speaker 1: on a show by stripper dancing or lap dancing or
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Speaker 1: exotic dancing on someone. And he picks Britney, who he
18:51
Speaker 1: just kind of got to dance with Earlier, like that
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Speaker 1: just happened. So it's like, what do you like to
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Speaker 1: say in your comfort zone, you know? And Britney is
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Speaker 1: doing such like a really politically ambassadory politician-y job of
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Speaker 1: tolerating the shit out of it. Because I can't imagine
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Speaker 1: that she is like really highly into these vibes, but
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Speaker 1: she's like, you have a good body and you know,
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Speaker 1: you want to do this and I'm just going to
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Speaker 1: be nice and allow it. Okay. Because there are some
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Speaker 1: women like Chloe that'd be like, absolutely fucking not. Get away. Ick, ickity, ick, ick.
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Speaker 1: Get away from me. Icky Bob Crane. You know what
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Speaker 1: I'm saying? Icklebert Humperd. you know? Um, Engelbert Humperdinck. That
19:43
Speaker 1: is like, okay, just side note is there's, you know,
19:45
Speaker 1: obviously a person named Engelbert Humperdinck. You either know that
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Speaker 1: or don't know that. And if you don't know that,
19:50
Speaker 1: that's true. And if you do know that, you're like,
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Speaker 1: I know. And Engelbert Humperdinck is like a 90 year
19:54
Speaker 1: old British like singer. And this person's still alive and
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Speaker 1: has a podcast. Okay. A. There's one story, which was
20:01
Speaker 1: my dad was forced when he was sick to go
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Speaker 1: with my grandmother. And my grandmother's younger sister, who I loved,
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Speaker 1: my Aunt Eva, who was also my godmother, just like
20:10
Speaker 1: drive like six hours to Vegas to see Engelbert Humperdinck
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Speaker 1: when he was really young. He talks about it because
20:17
Speaker 1: it was like back in the day, honey, we're like,
20:20
Speaker 1: you know, in the 50s or 60s, in the 60s
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Speaker 1: or 70s, one of them times, probably the 70s when
20:25
Speaker 1: you know, when we were like, I need one man
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Speaker 1: to be around. If I'm going to drive five hours,
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Speaker 1: I'm scared that it's made it, made it my dad. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: that's one story. And then the second story is you
20:36
Speaker 1: can't forget that name. It's the most ridiculous name. It
20:39
Speaker 1: sounds like, you know, Rip Van Winkle and like Ingle,
20:43
Speaker 1: Inglebert Humperdinck sounds like, yeah, like a magical being that
20:48
Speaker 1: lives underneath a tree, you know, and like, we'll give
20:50
Speaker 1: you a wish if you Tell him the meaning of
20:54
Speaker 1: your life or something, you know? Anyway. Wow. So anyway,
21:04
Speaker 1: that happens. She says the body is crazy. And as
21:08
Speaker 1: I said, Chloe's like, ick. And that's why I had
21:11
Speaker 1: gotten to the Engelbert Humberdings. I tried to make a
21:13
Speaker 1: joke about ick in that way. And I, you know,
21:17
Speaker 1: went on a little tangent. What are your icks? I have...
21:22
Speaker 1: I have icks, but I feel bad saying them because
21:26
Speaker 1: there are icks that are just some people's lives. They
21:32
Speaker 1: can't help it. They are, they are that ick, you know?
21:36
Speaker 1: And I think that's one of the reasons why, if
21:40
Speaker 1: it was talking about physical things, why I guess I
21:42
Speaker 1: liked naked attraction, that BBC show, which was sort of
21:46
Speaker 1: being like, people have things they like and people have
21:48
Speaker 1: things they don't. And there's so many people in the world.
21:51
Speaker 1: The things that you have are some people's favorite ones.
21:53
Speaker 1: And some people, whatever, aren't your choice. Anyway, I don't
22:00
Speaker 1: like small hands for me and romantic partners. But okay.
22:09
Speaker 1: Brian and Emma talk and he wants to ask, you know,
22:13
Speaker 1: her on a date and she's like, yeah, do it.
22:17
Speaker 1: Jamal's not going to fucking mind. I talked to Jamal
22:20
Speaker 1: and he only cares about Erica, even though I think
22:23
Speaker 1: that I can get him back. I'm Emma. Emma gives
22:28
Speaker 1: a lot of, I run this shit. And I think
22:33
Speaker 1: that maybe that's what Kara and Chloe pick up on
22:37
Speaker 1: is that maybe she's doing it in a passive aggressive way.
22:40
Speaker 1: That's like, what? But she has that energy. Anyway, so
22:45
Speaker 1: she has a picture. I have a picture of her
22:46
Speaker 1: where she's just staring straight to camera that I like
22:49
Speaker 1: caught from the last episode that I was like, what?
22:51
Speaker 1: She's just like doing it. Okay. Anyway, Brian, obviously, as
22:57
Speaker 1: I said, wants to ask Emma out. And Emma's like,
23:00
Speaker 1: don't worry about Rob. He does not give one fuck
23:03
Speaker 1: about me. You absolutely should ask me out. But Chloe's
23:06
Speaker 1: overseeing this. And Chloe's the one that just got being like,
23:09
Speaker 1: you have to let go of Jamal so that you...
23:11
Speaker 1: Did I say Rob? It's funny because Emma has had
23:17
Speaker 1: two conversations. She's had a conversation with Jamal where she's
23:20
Speaker 1: had to be like, Jamal, let's fuck. And Jamal's like, wait,
23:24
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can because of Rob. She's like,
23:26
Speaker 1: forget about Rob. And so that's one conversation. But then
23:31
Speaker 1: she has a conversation with Brian where Brian's like, not
23:34
Speaker 1: let's fuck, let's date. But I don't know what to
23:37
Speaker 1: do because of Jamal. And she's like, forget about Jamal.
23:40
Speaker 1: And so it's like basically the same thing. But Chloe
23:43
Speaker 1: has told her to forget about Jamal and now is
23:47
Speaker 1: watching her flirt with Brian, who she likes. And she's mad.
23:51
Speaker 1: She's mad for some reason at Emma, which I can't
23:55
Speaker 1: remember why it's Emma, because I have never seen Chloe
23:58
Speaker 1: be like, Emma, the guy I like is Brian. Can
24:01
Speaker 1: you just let him be mine? Or can you just
24:04
Speaker 1: lay off? She hasn't. She's been like, just moving around.
24:07
Speaker 1: So the fact that she's mad at Emma about it,
24:09
Speaker 1: like Emma is only dealing so much so far with Brian.
24:13
Speaker 1: She of course is dealing with Jamal, but that, you know,
24:16
Speaker 1: she dealt with him before the resort started. Okay. So,
24:18
Speaker 1: and she's also a cast member. So we can always
24:20
Speaker 1: assume that they're going to come to hunt for love
24:23
Speaker 1: or any other spinoff. If there's other cast members with
24:25
Speaker 1: a little bit of preconceived drama. Okay. Now, as I said,
24:31
Speaker 1: Chloe's upset. Um, And she also is like, I don't
24:36
Speaker 1: really have anyone here because besides Brian, all she's talked
24:42
Speaker 1: to is a Landon and a Landon is a boring
24:45
Speaker 1: guy in a cowboy hat who has a forgettable face.
24:48
Speaker 1: And she is just like, oh my God, I cannot
24:50
Speaker 1: do it. And Landon is like, try to make jokes
24:52
Speaker 1: and they're not funny. And he recognized that she's smart
24:55
Speaker 1: and funny. And I think that he's like, great, what
24:57
Speaker 1: a great match for me. But what she is saying
24:59
Speaker 1: is you're not smart nor funny. Not on my tier.
25:04
Speaker 1: Not enough for me. So unfortunately what happens for her,
25:08
Speaker 1: and this is like the double whammy where if this,
25:10
Speaker 1: and I feel like has happened to me a billion
25:12
Speaker 1: times where I'm upset that someone I like is not
25:16
Speaker 1: paying attention to me or paying attention to someone else.
25:18
Speaker 1: And then I'm now going to get roped into something
25:21
Speaker 1: that's going to make my life a living hell. So
25:24
Speaker 1: Brian and Emma are now like, Chloe, come here. Oh
25:27
Speaker 1: my God, Landon, come here. You guys, you guys, what
25:30
Speaker 1: if we went on a double date? Yeah, yeah. And
25:33
Speaker 1: Chloe's like, oh my, first of all, no. No. Also,
25:37
Speaker 1: you guys are, she didn't say this, but she low-key
25:42
Speaker 1: is being entrapped into this by having to enforce her
25:46
Speaker 1: opinion in public. Now, some people, me, unfortunately, I'm such
25:52
Speaker 1: a goddamn people pleaser that like doesn't think that I
25:54
Speaker 1: deserve an opinion. I'd be like, oh, the double date
25:58
Speaker 1: you say. Okay. Which one's whose? Brian? No, no, Lina, me. Okay. Okay.
26:06
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I would just whatever. But the truth
26:08
Speaker 1: of the matter is Chloe's like, no. Oh no. You
26:13
Speaker 1: know what? It's getting late. I'm going to Irish goodbye.
26:17
Speaker 1: I'm going to Irish goodbye so hard you guys are
26:19
Speaker 1: not going to even notice. In fact, I'm the fucking queen.
26:21
Speaker 1: Watch this. And she looks at one person. She's like,
26:23
Speaker 1: watch this. And she just fucking peaces out. Bye. She
26:30
Speaker 1: says bye. No one pays attention. She just walks away.
26:33
Speaker 1: In the morning, so that happens and then Jamal and
26:36
Speaker 1: Erica go to hang out and Emma and Brian go
26:40
Speaker 1: to hang out like after our room service, okay? In
26:48
Speaker 1: the morning, Jamal and Erica have breakfast together and they
26:50
Speaker 1: are like very couple-y. Like it's gotten intimate. Their conversations
26:54
Speaker 1: are like, you know, yeah, sharing some trauma. They talk
26:57
Speaker 1: about both valuing family in their lives and their mothers.
27:00
Speaker 1: Jamal said his dad wasn't in his life, which we
27:02
Speaker 1: obviously know. And that his mom was heavily influenced by
27:05
Speaker 1: men and just had a ray and string of different
27:07
Speaker 1: deadbeat men in his life that he lived with, which
27:11
Speaker 1: sounds absolutely horrible, you know? And she doesn't really talk
27:13
Speaker 1: about that. She talks about like, I guess, the shame, Kimberly,
27:16
Speaker 1: of giving up the kids. But also there's like, probably
27:20
Speaker 1: the uncomfortable situations that she allowed herself to go into
27:24
Speaker 1: because of wanting the validation and or love or whatever
27:29
Speaker 1: peace or protection that some dumb asshole was, I guess,
27:33
Speaker 1: pretending to give her, but never did. Men. Okay. And then, yeah,
27:41
Speaker 1: Erica talks about her, you know, life and her sort
27:45
Speaker 1: of like trauma and Erica lost her mom when she
27:51
Speaker 1: was really young and she almost starts to cry. And
27:55
Speaker 1: Jamala gives her her sunglasses and then calls her like
27:58
Speaker 1: a sexy Ray Charles. And he's like, at one point
28:01
Speaker 1: staring at her, like he's in love. Like he's looking
28:07
Speaker 1: at her across the table. Like, I am right here
28:12
Speaker 1: hanging on every word you're saying, you beautiful, sexy girl.
28:18
Speaker 1: broken angel. Like it's sort of like a love bombing gaze,
28:24
Speaker 1: especially for how callous he is. Okay. So it must
28:32
Speaker 1: be like a trauma thing. Anyway, Brandon talks to Chloe
28:39
Speaker 1: and opens up about, you know, some of his own
28:42
Speaker 1: traumas that he had like a drug addicted mom. And
28:45
Speaker 1: he used to go to other people's houses to pretend
28:48
Speaker 1: that he had a family. And he's like, oh wow,
28:51
Speaker 1: I can't believe I feel so comfortable with you to
28:54
Speaker 1: talk about this, to say this stuff. It's like, it's weird.
28:57
Speaker 1: It's like, if I close my eyes, I'm just with
29:00
Speaker 1: like a really cool person friend. When I open it,
29:02
Speaker 1: it's like I'm with a girl, you know, you're just like,
29:04
Speaker 1: oh my God. But it is a very sweet, sad
29:08
Speaker 1: sentiment that as a child, you knew you didn't have
29:12
Speaker 1: something that you thought everyone else had. And you longed
29:16
Speaker 1: for that experience that you sought out being at other
29:22
Speaker 1: people's homes to experience probably dinner time or a mom
29:27
Speaker 1: doting on someone or the idea that someone is going
29:31
Speaker 1: to check if someone's homework is done or put their
29:35
Speaker 1: outfit out or be like, they're going to take a shower.
29:40
Speaker 1: The parenting that comes from a stable household, the discipline,
29:49
Speaker 1: the care, the support, the emotional support to know that
29:55
Speaker 1: you have other people filling the space and keeping you
30:00
Speaker 1: engaged is really invaluable if you don't have it where,
30:08
Speaker 1: you know, if you go home to an emptiness. And yeah,
30:14
Speaker 1: I think that you only know it if you know it,
30:17
Speaker 1: if you only don't know it, if you don't know it,
30:18
Speaker 1: you know, it's like, yeah, it's just, it's an interesting thing,
30:21
Speaker 1: but I'm sure it resonates with a lot of people.
30:28
Speaker 1: So the daytime activity is like sex education or something
30:32
Speaker 1: like that. We meet some like, you know, chill guy
30:35
Speaker 1: named Brandon, who's going to be part of the whole
30:38
Speaker 1: date and crew. You know, he looks like he, honey,
30:41
Speaker 1: got a little bit too sunburned. Brandon. So the first
30:51
Speaker 1: thing they do is they ask how many people they
30:57
Speaker 1: give everyone a whiteboard and they're like, you guys put
31:00
Speaker 1: down your number. How many people have you had sex with?
31:04
Speaker 1: And they have to answer their number on whiteboards, obviously.
31:08
Speaker 1: And all the numbers seem pretty chill. The biggest number
31:13
Speaker 1: happens to be 40 to 50 by this lovely hot
31:18
Speaker 1: lady named Joan, who ends up being 36. She's from
31:20
Speaker 1: Brooklyn and she is gorgeous. I just put her on
31:23
Speaker 1: the screen. A very beautiful, lovely woman. And she's going
31:27
Speaker 1: to also give some tea to Brittany later. Conversely, Iris
31:32
Speaker 1: says three. Three people. And it's because she's been in
31:36
Speaker 1: long-term relationships. And therefore, she hasn't really been able to
31:41
Speaker 1: put it down on a lot of people. However, listen,
31:43
Speaker 1: you can be a freak with only one. So it
31:46
Speaker 1: doesn't take much. So Stephen clocks that and is like, oh, great.
31:50
Speaker 1: I can handle that. So, you know, he also calls
31:55
Speaker 1: that a green flag. His mom, he says, was married
31:58
Speaker 1: 10 times. I don't remember that being part of his storyline.
32:02
Speaker 1: I'm sure they mentioned it because that's a wild number
32:08
Speaker 1: of times to be married. That's a lot of times married.
32:19
Speaker 1: To walk down an aisle or go to a courthouse
32:22
Speaker 1: or sign a name or say I do. I can't
32:25
Speaker 1: imagine saying, I do, I do, I do, I do,
32:28
Speaker 1: I do, I do. You're only halfway done. You still
32:32
Speaker 1: have five more fucking married. You still have five more
32:35
Speaker 1: I do's. Does that mean 10 rings? I don't want
32:41
Speaker 1: to be jealous because I'm like, oh my God, I
32:43
Speaker 1: just got done saying you shouldn't be jealous of whatever.
32:46
Speaker 1: It's just that, how? How? Do you get 10 proposals?
32:56
Speaker 1: How do you have 10 dates? How do you have
32:59
Speaker 1: 10 different people? How do you have 10 different, I mean, just,
33:03
Speaker 1: it is 10 weddings, 10 marriages out of 10 marriages.
33:08
Speaker 1: Oh my God. I can't imagine her silverware collection. Do
33:19
Speaker 1: you think just like, Do you think, are you rich?
33:21
Speaker 1: I mean, I would say, are you rich after that?
33:24
Speaker 1: But it's like, you would have had to have some,
33:26
Speaker 1: and I hate to say this, deaths. You'd have had
33:28
Speaker 1: to have been some widows because it's like the minute
33:30
Speaker 1: you get divorced from someone and you get remarried, you
33:33
Speaker 1: can't like, you don't think you get alimony still unless
33:35
Speaker 1: they get bulk settlements. And she just keeps, I need
33:37
Speaker 1: to know 10 weddings. I want to see all the
33:41
Speaker 1: wedding pictures. I want to see all of the people.
33:43
Speaker 1: I want to know how long they lasted. I want
33:45
Speaker 1: to know at one point, did she start to think
33:47
Speaker 1: maybe it's me? I want to know how hot the
33:51
Speaker 1: person is. Stephen, I can see Stephen's mom being absolutely gorgeous.
33:58
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that, you know, you would have to be,
34:00
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying, I mean, all I'm saying is I'm,
34:04
Speaker 1: whatever my looks are, it's not being engaged or being
34:08
Speaker 1: proposed to, much less being married 10 times, okay? Like,
34:13
Speaker 1: my attractiveness is not at that level. It's fine. Because
34:16
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that some of those marriages were bad, right?
34:21
Speaker 1: And I'm quite happy living my goddamn life, honey. I'll
34:23
Speaker 1: tell you that right now. So after that, they talk sex, mishaps,
34:28
Speaker 1: and fetishes. And this is boring to me, but whatever.
34:30
Speaker 1: Brittany likes people pulling her hair. She's like, I love
34:33
Speaker 1: it when you wrap my hair around you. And I'm like,
34:37
Speaker 1: I think I've only had my hair that long maybe
34:43
Speaker 1: once or twice in the past five years to have
34:46
Speaker 1: that happen. And it was fun. And I think, thankfully,
34:50
Speaker 1: I was with someone who really didn't pull that hard.
34:53
Speaker 1: Brittany also says she likes to be choked. And I don't.
34:57
Speaker 1: But I feel like it's such a trope now. Everyone
35:01
Speaker 1: likes to be choked, I guess. There's so many choking
35:04
Speaker 1: scenes in sex scenes of TV. It's just like choking
35:10
Speaker 1: is such a thing now. I don't get it, but
35:12
Speaker 1: God bless, okay? Kara likes breast play. I found that interesting, A, because, yeah.
35:19
Speaker 1: Same girl, same. And also B, because Kara just got implants.
35:23
Speaker 1: And by the way, if you haven't seen it yet,
35:26
Speaker 1: she did a great interview with Reality Gaze. Shout out
35:28
Speaker 1: to my besties. And she talked and showed the gays
35:32
Speaker 1: her tits. And from my knowledge, one of the side effects,
35:37
Speaker 1: and it can come back, is a breast or nipple desensitization.
35:45
Speaker 1: Oh my God, I can't believe I did it. after
35:49
Speaker 1: a surgery. And so I heard that and I was like, okay,
35:52
Speaker 1: I hope that that didn't happen for you. Like it
35:54
Speaker 1: so much. I don't think I've ever been with a
36:00
Speaker 1: person that didn't do breast play. Yeah. Sometimes fetishes are like,
36:04
Speaker 1: I like making out. Oh, okay. Some fetishes are weird.
36:12
Speaker 1: I like being primal. Well, what does that mean? I don't, yeah.
36:17
Speaker 1: I also don't lay down a tarp and use wet
36:22
Speaker 1: wipes after every act. You know, I'm not quite sure.
36:25
Speaker 1: It's always interesting when people mean by certain things, right? Okay.
36:28
Speaker 1: So JT is, so Kara is looking at JT. She
36:34
Speaker 1: had asked JT kind of like his sitch in episode one,
36:39
Speaker 1: he's 27. And she was like, oh God, that's reminiscent
36:43
Speaker 1: of a pattern. And she has to deal with that. Now, Brittany,
36:48
Speaker 1: as I said, is into Malik and she goes, and
36:51
Speaker 1: she's also danced with Razvin, but like whatever. I feel
36:53
Speaker 1: like that's not really a real tangible, and I'm glad,
36:58
Speaker 1: viable option for her. And he, I think, feels that.
37:01
Speaker 1: She goes on a hot ass date with her dude
37:03
Speaker 1: on a boat and they kiss each other's cheek at
37:05
Speaker 1: first to feel each other's lips and then to feel
37:07
Speaker 1: like they're vibes if they would, especially in Brittany's case,
37:11
Speaker 1: enjoy lip to lip contact. And I've never thought about
37:15
Speaker 1: doing that before. Like, do you want to, and God bless,
37:19
Speaker 1: he did ask her like, can I kiss you or whatnot?
37:21
Speaker 1: And she was giving him the eyes, but then was
37:25
Speaker 1: kind of like, no, no, no. I would be a
37:27
Speaker 1: little confused. But so he, I think was like, where?
37:29
Speaker 1: And she's like, okay, here. But I get why she
37:33
Speaker 1: did it because I think that she was seriously tempted.
37:35
Speaker 1: He's hot as hell, but she also didn't want to like,
37:38
Speaker 1: I think, you know, give away all her eggs. No,
37:45
Speaker 1: put all her eggs in one basket too fast. too
37:48
Speaker 1: quick on the egg drop. She didn't want to do that.
37:52
Speaker 1: So she did what she did, honey. Let me test
37:54
Speaker 1: out them lips. Ooh, they're moisturized. Oh, your breath control,
37:59
Speaker 1: your cadence is good. I don't feel like a wet ass,
38:02
Speaker 1: weird tongue just on my cheek for no reason. Like
38:05
Speaker 1: you understand time and space. You have to start a
38:09
Speaker 1: certain way. You have to introduce things. You have to
38:12
Speaker 1: see how they take the thing and then see if
38:15
Speaker 1: they give it some, a little back. And what are
38:19
Speaker 1: they doing? Are they pausing? Are they going to bite
38:23
Speaker 1: the lower thing, the lower lip? You know, there's so
38:26
Speaker 1: many things. I do like making out. It's not a
38:28
Speaker 1: fetish though. That's why I'm like, is breast plays a fetish?
38:37
Speaker 1: Is there a fetish about sexual penetration? I have a fetish.
38:43
Speaker 1: My boyfriend has the biggest fetish where he likes when
38:46
Speaker 1: I put my mouth on his eyes. It's so crazy.
38:50
Speaker 1: It's so weird what you're trying to say. He likes
38:52
Speaker 1: when I put his mouth out. I can't even say it.
38:54
Speaker 1: His dick. It's so weird. And it's like, that's not
38:55
Speaker 1: a fetish. Oh, oral sex? Anyway. Okay. Just, okay. Fetish
39:04
Speaker 1: is a weird word. Okay. There's also, yeah, because like
39:07
Speaker 1: a preference, a fun thing. To me, fetish means that
39:10
Speaker 1: you like... are so highly triggered by this thing. And
39:16
Speaker 1: that like, you can just probably this, just this thing
39:20
Speaker 1: alone is it, and maybe that is her, you know,
39:22
Speaker 1: I don't know. No one's gonna be I'm just gonna
39:28
Speaker 1: move on no one's gonna come from just being their
39:30
Speaker 1: hair pulled you can come probably just from breast play
39:35
Speaker 1: but I think it's probably she probably from other things
39:37
Speaker 1: she does too that's what I mean okay so on
39:43
Speaker 1: this date because we had moved on and then I
39:45
Speaker 1: went back and I'm mad I did Brittany and Malik
39:47
Speaker 1: obviously tested out their lips. She saw his feet and
39:52
Speaker 1: she also thought those tootsies passed the test. She has
39:56
Speaker 1: a French pedicure, which has come back in. He's very complimentary,
40:01
Speaker 1: she says, as well as secure. It makes her kind
40:04
Speaker 1: of nervous. She definitely feels like he's hot. They all
40:06
Speaker 1: then decide to go dancing and that's Kara's thing, honey.
40:09
Speaker 1: She's excited to see what happens on the dance floor
40:11
Speaker 1: between two people. Chloe gets there and orders a red
40:14
Speaker 1: wine and a Sprite. And I think people are all like, oh,
40:19
Speaker 1: that's crazy or disgusting, but it is a very popular
40:23
Speaker 1: drink in Spain. And so I'm saying that because that's
40:28
Speaker 1: why it's important to travel. Because people live in different
40:35
Speaker 1: ways in different worlds, and you might think it's something
40:37
Speaker 1: that is, in fact, a very fun thing. Just sweet drink.
40:42
Speaker 1: I wouldn't use expensive red wine, but it's basically sangria, obviously.
40:48
Speaker 1: Sangria is yummy. She says it tastes like summer. I
40:50
Speaker 1: get that. I used to order a wine spritzer when
40:55
Speaker 1: I was... Like a white wine spritzer. That's kind of
40:59
Speaker 1: like I feel like when Negronis came back, like a
41:01
Speaker 1: Negroni spritzers. It's the same kind of... Drink you get
41:07
Speaker 1: when you're hot, you're thirsty. You want a lot of
41:10
Speaker 1: it because it's hydrating, so it can't be too alcoholic.
41:13
Speaker 1: It has to, you know, fill a gap. I also
41:21
Speaker 1: remember when Khloe on her season, like, ordered a Dirty Shirley.
41:27
Speaker 1: So at the bar, Joan... who I had put up
41:32
Speaker 1: as being our hot-ass mid-30s lady that has boned.
41:36
Speaker 2: At least 40 to 50 people. And if she says
41:39
Speaker 2: 40 to 50, it's more. Remember there was on Hunt
41:46
Speaker 2: for Love 1, there was that other hot-ass, and I
41:49
Speaker 2: think it was Asian lady that was on the first season,
41:51
Speaker 2: and she was also kind of like a sex fun freak.
41:56
Speaker 1: I love that. Okay, so... Joan, however, tells Brittany that
42:03
Speaker 1: last night, which of course was Brittany and Malik and
42:07
Speaker 1: Shay from Costa Mesa's birthday, that after they left, Malik
42:13
Speaker 1: and Shay made out. Because Shay and Joan are roommates,
42:18
Speaker 1: which is funny. Because then we realize that all of
42:20
Speaker 1: the main cast get their own room and all of
42:23
Speaker 1: the other people have to share a room. And Stephen's
42:26
Speaker 1: in a room with two double beds, which also makes
42:28
Speaker 1: me feel like, were they going to make Stephen share? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay. So, um,
42:36
Speaker 1: Brittany's upset that he kissed her after he had already
42:42
Speaker 1: kissed Shay. Cause she feels like it's disrespectful. And if
42:46
Speaker 1: you remember when Razvan decided to dance on Brittany, he
42:50
Speaker 1: also wanted to give her a kiss and she opted out.
42:53
Speaker 1: She was like, ah, cool. Like, just like not like
42:56
Speaker 1: in public, but low key, uh, On the date, Malik
43:00
Speaker 1: was like, and I saw that you bypassed that kiss
43:02
Speaker 1: from Razvan. And when I saw that, I took it
43:05
Speaker 1: as a sign of respect. And he meant for himself.
43:10
Speaker 1: He took it as a sign that Brittany didn't do
43:13
Speaker 1: that because she respected the burgeoning connection that they had.
43:18
Speaker 1: So now the fact that he begged her to kiss
43:22
Speaker 1: on that boat and she didn't really want to, and
43:24
Speaker 1: then she did, and to find out that he had
43:27
Speaker 1: kissed Shay, which happened off camera, unless there were cameras
43:30
Speaker 1: there and just didn't make it on. Here's the thing.
43:33
Speaker 1: I'm assuming it happened off camera because if it happened
43:35
Speaker 1: on camera, wouldn't we have seen the footage? But also
43:38
Speaker 1: why did it happen off camera? Why have a show
43:43
Speaker 1: with a bunch of hot people and provide them alcohol
43:47
Speaker 1: and And then have them leave into hotel rooms that
43:52
Speaker 1: you're paying for and not fucking put cameras everywhere. Why?
43:58
Speaker 1: Who are you paying to be your legal contact? Like, why?
44:02
Speaker 1: This is dumb. Take advantage of people if you're going
44:07
Speaker 1: to take advantage of people. Producers. Anyway. So, um... Joan's like, yeah,
44:16
Speaker 1: he made out with Shay. And Brittany obviously is upset.
44:20
Speaker 1: And Brittany is not upset at Shay. She never once
44:23
Speaker 1: is like, fuck Shay. Fuck that birthday bitch. She never
44:27
Speaker 1: even mentioned Shay because Shay is a non-factor. She's like,
44:32
Speaker 1: fuck Malik. So Kara starts Latin dancing. And here's the thing.
44:37
Speaker 1: Kara's great. Kara is so good at dancing that That
44:41
Speaker 1: she makes like all the men around her want to
44:44
Speaker 1: dance and want to be better. And she kind of
44:46
Speaker 1: was like, made me want to take salsa classes or
44:50
Speaker 1: like bachata classes or something like that. And I still
44:55
Speaker 1: like stand 10 toes down on the fact that she
44:59
Speaker 1: shouldn't be singing, you know, music, but she's a good dancer. Okay.
45:04
Speaker 1: She's not, again, she shouldn't be like the poster child
45:07
Speaker 1: for that kind of dancing, but you know, it's great.
45:10
Speaker 1: She's enjoying herself and she certainly loves it. And when
45:14
Speaker 1: she was on the reality gaze, she is like a
45:16
Speaker 1: sort of a linguist. She's a cunning linguist. She likes
45:19
Speaker 1: to speak in different languages. She can also, I guess,
45:20
Speaker 1: speak in like, I think it's Japanese. So good for her.
45:24
Speaker 1: She is a girl that appreciates different cultures. I just
45:27
Speaker 1: wish that she would also enjoy staying out of the
45:30
Speaker 1: artistic lanes of certain cultures that, you know, like really
45:33
Speaker 1: deserve to be populated by the people of that culture. Okay. Okay.
45:38
Speaker 1: So she is Latin dancing, and then some daddy dude
45:41
Speaker 1: that had talked to her named Skylar before comes and, like,
45:44
Speaker 1: you know, wants to dance with her. And he's really
45:47
Speaker 1: good at it. Now, JT, who she had tried to
45:51
Speaker 1: dance with, was really bad at it. So this is hot.
45:57
Speaker 1: To me, Skylar is hotter. He's just older looking. But
46:00
Speaker 1: I don't, you know, Kara has a type, and she
46:03
Speaker 1: likes him young, you know? I mean, not to be
46:06
Speaker 1: like Kendrick Lamar about her. She likes them young. It's
46:14
Speaker 1: probably a minor. It's not. But obviously, it sounded like
46:23
Speaker 1: that song. I'm not saying that Kara... She's a normal person. Great. Okay, so...
46:30
Speaker 1: She does, I think, like a baby boy face. And
46:33
Speaker 1: that's not for me so much. And so Skylar coming
46:36
Speaker 1: up with like, you know, more of a dad bod
46:38
Speaker 1: and the ability to dance, I'd be like, oh, who
46:40
Speaker 1: JT who? No. But he gets, you know, a little jealous.
46:46
Speaker 1: And so he goes up to Jamal and Jamal's like,
46:48
Speaker 1: you just got to make a move because she's the
46:50
Speaker 1: kind of girl that you just got to like go
46:52
Speaker 1: and tell her what's up by ordering for her. Wait,
46:58
Speaker 1: that's Chloe. So funny. JT's like, yeah, yeah, no dude
47:05
Speaker 1: got a girl from dancing. And it's like, I'm pretty
47:09
Speaker 1: sure like Gene Kelly did. I'm pretty sure Fred Astaire did.
47:12
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that like Justin and Usher and like
47:17
Speaker 1: probably like Chris Brown. Like I'm sure like the dancing
47:21
Speaker 1: was a huge component of a lot of those people.
47:25
Speaker 1: Kevin Federline, Chris Judd. Wade Robson. That guy that married
47:36
Speaker 1: Natalie Portman. Baryshnikov. Fosse. No dude got a girl from dancing. Yeah, dude, like. Oh,
47:59
Speaker 1: a lot of girls just jump into bed with a
48:03
Speaker 1: guy that can undulate or express music through their body.
48:12
Speaker 1: How far is it away from expressing love or romance?
48:18
Speaker 1: The kinetic energy? The muscle control? Oh, God. Goodness. Anyway,
48:28
Speaker 1: so then, okay, so that's what happens there. Brittany then, like,
48:32
Speaker 1: confronts Malik, and she's like, hey, do you have something
48:34
Speaker 1: to say? It happened last night. And he's like, do
48:39
Speaker 1: you have something to say that happened to me last night?
48:42
Speaker 1: She's like, well, I talk, honey. I get around. I
48:45
Speaker 1: talk to everyone. Joan's like, hey. It's me.
48:50
Speaker 3: She talked to, you know, like Malik's like, well, yeah,
48:53
Speaker 3: I wanted to tell you, but I didn't have time
48:55
Speaker 3: on the big day we went to where we were
48:56
Speaker 3: together for three hours. I just didn't have the perfect
49:01
Speaker 3: opportunity on this personal intimate time we had together. Like when,
49:08
Speaker 3: you know, the guy was trying to get the boat's rope.
49:14
Speaker 1: Untangled for like 45 minutes. We were just sitting there.
49:19
Speaker 3: I kept thinking, probably I should think about telling her now,
49:22
Speaker 3: but then you kept being hot.
49:26
Speaker 1: The pools of honey for eyes.
49:29
Speaker 3: That woman body, I just couldn't do it.
49:33
Speaker 1: You know, just like, God, I hate it too. Don't worry.
49:37
Speaker 1: Don't worry. Razvin's like, you know who I like? Uh, Emma.
49:43
Speaker 1: We're like, okay, buddy. Emma really puts a spell on
49:49
Speaker 1: people though. God bless her. So then Steven, you know,
49:52
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Iris, that Iris girl who like has
49:54
Speaker 1: only slept with three other people, had long-term relationships. Her
49:57
Speaker 1: like kink is cosplay, whatever. God bless. She wants to
49:59
Speaker 1: be a cat. Okay. Must be a cat. Um, yeah. Yeah.
50:06
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to be a cat. Okay. So Steven goes
50:10
Speaker 1: up to her and he's like, yeah, Iris, you know,
50:11
Speaker 1: I just would love to like maybe see like what's
50:14
Speaker 1: up with you. Like, you know, how are you feeling?
50:16
Speaker 1: Like last time I checked, you were talking with Michael.
50:18
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, fuck Michael. I mean, I don't
50:20
Speaker 1: like Michael. He's like, great. Would you want to go
50:23
Speaker 1: on a date? She's like, oh, I've only brought a
50:25
Speaker 1: cosplay outfit. He's like, I thought I was going to
50:32
Speaker 1: meet normal people here. So I didn't, you know. Um,
50:37
Speaker 1: it's just so funny, but she, yeah, she says yes.
50:40
Speaker 1: And he has great tits. Iris had this one confessional
50:43
Speaker 1: where she was wearing like a triangle bikini. And I
50:45
Speaker 1: was like, oh my God, I like them titties. They
50:48
Speaker 1: just like, we're sitting like in a very like squishy way.
50:50
Speaker 1: I can say all of this, you know, it's like,
50:55
Speaker 1: you know how you, if you are a certain ethnicity,
50:58
Speaker 1: you can like talk about that ethnicity. Right. I also, yeah,
51:01
Speaker 1: I feel like because I have like really big, like squishy,
51:05
Speaker 1: big boobs that I can talk about it. Boobs. So anyway, um,
51:14
Speaker 1: this is where it gets really weird. So if I
51:17
Speaker 1: really were just like, I guess awkward. So Emma, who
51:21
Speaker 1: like Jamal, you know, has been weird with her and
51:26
Speaker 1: then like sort of she ends up texting Jamal and
51:30
Speaker 1: saying like, I miss you. And Jamal like feels some
51:33
Speaker 1: type of way, which is that he feels like turned
51:36
Speaker 1: on by that. And like, you know, Kara hears that
51:39
Speaker 1: and is like, you're toxic and I want to get
51:41
Speaker 1: out of this, but I, you know, Jamal has a
51:44
Speaker 1: weird relationship with Kara because he doesn't try and help her.
51:48
Speaker 1: He ends up, for some reason, having more alliance to
51:53
Speaker 1: JT putting a move on Kara as if JT is
51:57
Speaker 1: great for Kara than he ever is about whether JT
52:00
Speaker 1: is good for his friend Kara. You know what I'm saying?
52:03
Speaker 1: Because Kara has a cool-ass kid. So no, JT at
52:06
Speaker 1: 27 isn't a good match for Kara, and it's not
52:09
Speaker 1: even a viable match. But Jamal, being a fuckboy and
52:12
Speaker 1: being so toxic, surely doesn't have the emotional maturity or
52:15
Speaker 1: care to make that reasonable, discerning decision. So... Jamal, as
52:23
Speaker 1: I said, got a text from Emma and is like,
52:25
Speaker 1: I just can't, you know, I don't know what to do. Like,
52:27
Speaker 1: she's on my mind. And he like gets upset and
52:29
Speaker 1: runs away. And then, you know, it's like every, and
52:32
Speaker 1: then Emma's back to being like, oh no, every man
52:35
Speaker 1: loves me and also is upset when I like other men.
52:37
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do except try and get
52:39
Speaker 1: more attention. And this is making Khloe go absolutely insane. Khloe,
52:43
Speaker 1: who has tried to be like normal, who's living her life, honey,
52:46
Speaker 1: with dewy ass makeup and like, you know, honestly, like
52:50
Speaker 1: some really great looks. Sit next to Emma, who is like,
52:54
Speaker 1: you know, matte, lipping it up with like the kind
52:57
Speaker 1: of lipstick that is all around every crevice of her mouth. Like, she...
53:10
Speaker 1: it feels like starts her lip line where like the
53:15
Speaker 1: crease of her smile is as opposed to where her
53:19
Speaker 1: actual lip is and then creates a clown-like overdraw of
53:26
Speaker 1: her upper lip in a way that I just like
53:29
Speaker 1: find so interesting that at this point, I don't know
53:35
Speaker 1: if the wig is the most distracting part of her
53:42
Speaker 1: I can't tell if on camera she looks crazier, if
53:46
Speaker 1: in real life she looks more normal, if, like, the
53:49
Speaker 1: pillowy face just looks a certain way on camera, but
53:52
Speaker 1: in real life it's not as bad. Like, and I
53:56
Speaker 1: mean this, yeah, like, in comparison, even though Chloe has
54:01
Speaker 1: lip filler that she should never have done, at least
54:03
Speaker 1: I can feel like her makeup looks a little more natural. Okay,
54:08
Speaker 1: so then there's a conversation that, like, Emma can or
54:12
Speaker 1: cannot twerk. And she says that she can't twerk. So
54:16
Speaker 1: then she's like, but I need someone to lay down. Now,
54:19
Speaker 1: here's where we're like, what? I can't twerk. But I'm
54:25
Speaker 1: assuming that if someone needs anything, it'd be like maybe
54:28
Speaker 1: a chair. I was told once that the way you
54:30
Speaker 1: can think about starting to twerk is to try and
54:32
Speaker 1: sit in a chair. And then at some point, you
54:35
Speaker 1: stop the sit, mid-sit, and then you isolate. some part
54:39
Speaker 1: of your butt and shake it. That's the part I
54:41
Speaker 1: can't do. Step three. Okay. So, but Brian's right there.
54:45
Speaker 1: And so I hope I didn't, I'm sure earlier I
54:48
Speaker 1: called Brian Brandon. That makes me upset. But anyway, God bless.
54:50
Speaker 1: There's too many B's. So Emma's like, get down here, Brian.
54:56
Speaker 1: So Brian does. And then instead of twerking, she just
55:00
Speaker 1: basically sits on top of him and just starts making
55:03
Speaker 1: out with him. Like she doesn't even dance or anything.
55:06
Speaker 1: She's just sitting on top of him in the middle
55:08
Speaker 1: of a circle of a bar on the ground, hiking
55:11
Speaker 1: up her skirt. Like, I don't, I mean, I'm assuming
55:14
Speaker 1: she's wearing little shorts or whatever. And she just is
55:17
Speaker 1: like letting that long ass wig, all of them fibrous
55:20
Speaker 1: hairs get all over his mouth and just making out
55:23
Speaker 1: with him. And surely Chloe is upset. Okay. Which makes
55:27
Speaker 1: me upset because Chloe shouldn't be giving a fuck because
55:30
Speaker 1: it looks like Brian isn't, is a fuck boy. Here's
55:34
Speaker 1: the thing. If you can tolerate watching Emma lose her
55:41
Speaker 1: mind over someone else, not care about that, still stay around,
55:44
Speaker 1: be the guy that's going to get down on the
55:46
Speaker 1: ground of a bar and to allow someone to twerk
55:52
Speaker 1: on him, to me, that is the same energy of
55:58
Speaker 1: the same vibe that Chloe... said Jamal had. So when
56:07
Speaker 1: Khloe told Emma that Jamal was an average man that
56:14
Speaker 1: you were letting walk all over you and making you
56:16
Speaker 1: look dumb, you were making yourself look bad. And what
56:19
Speaker 1: are you getting out of this? Go ahead. It's like,
56:22
Speaker 1: Brian's an average fucking dude. Brian's not special. Why are
56:26
Speaker 1: you so upset over Brian? Brian isn't it. I agree.
56:29
Speaker 1: Landon isn't it either. There's got to be other people there.
56:32
Speaker 1: I mean, at this point, if there's not, yell at
56:35
Speaker 1: the producers. Have them cast some extras quick. Honey, go
56:39
Speaker 1: on fucking Hinge or Tinder and bring some people to
56:41
Speaker 1: the resort. Okay? Truly. Now, we have to go over
56:47
Speaker 1: some people, right? These are the people we can isolate.
56:52
Speaker 1: At one point, Chloe talks to Matt. He's 31 from
56:56
Speaker 1: Salt Lake City. Now, he was like, what happened to you?
57:01
Speaker 1: And she's like, well, I met a guy from Aruba,
57:03
Speaker 1: a Jolly Pirate. And he's like, Aruba reminds me of
57:06
Speaker 1: the song. She's like, what song? He's like, you know,
57:08
Speaker 1: the Beach Boys song. She's like, Beach Who? Which the
57:12
Speaker 1: Beach Boys are a great band and Good Vibrations is
57:15
Speaker 1: probably one of the best songs of all times. God bless.
57:17
Speaker 1: But he meant Kokomo and he meant the lyric Kokomo. Aruba, Jamaica. Ooh,
57:23
Speaker 1: I want to take you to the Jolly Pirate ship
57:26
Speaker 1: and then we'll hang off the side. He is a
57:33
Speaker 1: normal looking, nice gentleman who I think probably is a
57:38
Speaker 1: better choice than Brian. who seemingly has been making only
57:42
Speaker 1: normal conversation everywhere he goes. So good for him. I've
57:46
Speaker 1: already brought up Joan. I like her very much. I
57:49
Speaker 1: brought up Shay. That's Iris sitting next to her. She, again,
57:53
Speaker 1: is going to cause the strife, but not really. She
57:55
Speaker 1: doesn't cause it, but she is part of the triangle
57:57
Speaker 1: of strife from Malik and Brittany. This is someone named Paola.
58:02
Speaker 1: She may or may not have a part of this.
58:04
Speaker 1: This is Malik, who is... the problem person in Brittany's life.
58:14
Speaker 1: So the hot lady next to him is someone that
58:17
Speaker 1: we haven't been able to really isolate. And I think
58:21
Speaker 1: Michael might have been like, she's hot, but not enough
58:27
Speaker 1: for us to talk about. This is Skylar, who is
58:32
Speaker 1: the daddy that Kara dances with. This is Iris talking
58:36
Speaker 1: to Stephen. This is JT that danced with Kara. Now
58:43
Speaker 1: there is a mystery person and I want to talk
58:46
Speaker 1: about it. Who is this blonde lady? She is behind
58:56
Speaker 1: Chloe and maybe Paola, this Paola maybe. When they're looking
59:00
Speaker 1: on as Brian gets twerked on. And at one point,
59:04
Speaker 1: she you know, like gives us a little bit of
59:07
Speaker 1: her hand going through of unfortunately very ratty extension. Okay. Um,
59:14
Speaker 1: at one point she's also in the bus. I took
59:16
Speaker 1: a picture of her. Who is she? And is she
59:18
Speaker 1: going to jump into a storyline? I need to know.
59:24
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59:26
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59:57
Speaker 1: as all your comments. And I try right back. Hand
1:00:01
Speaker 1: to heart. Ah, present moment of peace. Can you imagine
1:00:06
Speaker 1: if we were all together in a resort with our
1:00:09
Speaker 1: toes in the sand, listening to the ocean, just being
1:00:13
Speaker 1: able to drink and chat with beautiful people. wearing luxurious fashions.
1:00:22
Speaker 1: Would be nice. Okay. Two breaths in and out. Present time, honey.
1:00:26
Speaker 1: Here we are together. The beautiful part is we all
1:00:29
Speaker 1: are spending time together. If you think about it, there
1:00:31
Speaker 1: are people listening all over the world and at the
1:00:34
Speaker 1: same time having some of the same thoughts and connections.
1:00:39
Speaker 1: So I appreciate it and I wish you the best.
1:00:43
Speaker 1: Here we go. All right, my loves, take care of
1:01:06
Speaker 1: yourselves and one another. Stand up for what you believe
1:01:08
Speaker 1: and make art. I'll talk to you. Bye.