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- 0:00Speaker 1: Chapter five, The Burglary at the Vicarage. The facts of
- 0:08Speaker 1: the burglary at the Vicarage came to us chiefly through
- 0:11Speaker 1: the medium of the vicar and his wife. It occurred
- 0:14Speaker 1: in the small hours of whit Monday, the day devoted
- 0:16Speaker 1: in iping to the club festivities. Missus Bunting, it seems,
- 0:21Speaker 1: woke up suddenly in the stillness that comes before the dawn,
- 0:24Speaker 1: with the strong impression that the door of their bedroom
- 0:26Speaker 1: had opened and closed. She did not arouse her husband
- 0:30Speaker 1: at first, but sat up in bed listening. She then
- 0:33Speaker 1: distinctly heard the pad pad pad of bare feet coming
- 0:36Speaker 1: out of the adjoining dressing room and walking along the
- 0:39Speaker 1: passage towards the staircase. As soon as she felt assured
- 0:42Speaker 1: of this, she roused the Reverend mister Bunting as quietly
- 0:45Speaker 1: as possible. He did not strike a light, but, putting
- 0:48Speaker 1: on his spectacles, her dressing gown, and his bath slippers,
- 0:52Speaker 1: he went out on to the landing to listen. He
- 0:55Speaker 1: heard quite distinctly a fumbling going on at his study
- 0:57Speaker 1: desk downstairs, and then a violence. At that he returned
- 1:03Speaker 1: to his bedroom, armed himself with the most obvious weapon,
- 1:06Speaker 1: the poker, and descended the staircase as noiselessly as possible.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Mister Bunting came out on the landing. The hour was
- 1:14Speaker 1: about four and the ultimate darkness of the night was past.
- 1:18Speaker 1: There was a faint shimmer of light in the hall,
- 1:20Speaker 1: but the study doorway yawned impenetrably black. Everything was still
- 1:25Speaker 1: except the faint creaking of the stairs under mister Bunting's tread,
- 1:28Speaker 1: and the slight movements in the study. Then something snapped.
- 1:31Speaker 1: The drawer was open, and there was a rustle of papers.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Then came in an imprecation, and a match was struck,
- 1:37Speaker 1: and the study was flooded with yellow light. Mister Bunting
- 1:40Speaker 1: was now in the hall, and through the crack in
- 1:43Speaker 1: the door he could see the desk and the open drawer,
- 1:45Speaker 1: and a candle burning on the desk, but the robber
- 1:47Speaker 1: he could not see. He stood there in the hall
- 1:51Speaker 1: undecided what to do, and missus Bunting, her face white
- 1:55Speaker 1: and intent, crept slowly downstairs after him. One thing mister
- 2:00Speaker 1: Bunting's courage, the persuasion that this burglar was a resident
- 2:03Speaker 1: in the village. They heard the chink of money and
- 2:07Speaker 1: realized that the robber had found the housekeeping reserve of
- 2:09Speaker 1: gold two pounds ten in half sovereigns altogether. At that sound,
- 2:14Speaker 1: mister Bunting was nerved to abrupt action. Gripping the poker firmly,
- 2:18Speaker 1: he rushed into the room, closely followed by Missus Bunting. Surrender,
- 2:22Speaker 1: cried mister Bunting fiercely, and then stooped amazed. Apparently the
- 2:27Speaker 1: room was perfectly empty, yet their conviction that they had
- 2:31Speaker 1: that very moment heard someone moving in the room had
- 2:34Speaker 1: amounted to a certainty. For half a minute, perhaps they
- 2:37Speaker 1: stood gaping. Then Missus Bunting went across the room and
- 2:39Speaker 1: looked behind the screen, while mister Bunting, by a kindred impulse,
- 2:43Speaker 1: peered under the desk. Then Missus Bunting turned back the
- 2:46Speaker 1: window curtains, and mister Bunting looked up the chimney and
- 2:48Speaker 1: probed it with the poker. Then Missus Bunting scrutinized the
- 2:52Speaker 1: waste paper basket, and mister Bunting opened the lid of
- 2:54Speaker 1: the coalscuttle. Then they came to a stop and stood
- 2:58Speaker 1: with eyes interrogating each other. I could have sworn, said
- 3:02Speaker 1: mister Bunting. The candle, said Missus Bunting, who lit the
- 3:06Speaker 1: candle the drawer, said mister Bunting, and the money's gone.
- 3:11Speaker 1: She went hastily to the doorway. Off all the strange occurrences.
- 3:17Speaker 1: There was a violent sneeze in the passage. They rushed out,
- 3:20Speaker 1: and as they did so, the kitchen door slammed. Bring
- 3:23Speaker 1: the candle, said mister Bunting, and led the way. They
- 3:26Speaker 1: both heard a sound of bolts being hastily shot back.
- 3:30Speaker 1: As he opened the kitchen door, he saw through the
- 3:32Speaker 1: scullery that the back door was just opening, and the
- 3:35Speaker 1: faint light of early dawn displayed the dark masses of
- 3:37Speaker 1: the garden beyond. He's certain that nothing went out of
- 3:41Speaker 1: the door. It opened, stood open for a moment, and
- 3:44Speaker 1: then closed with a slam. As it did so, the
- 3:47Speaker 1: candle Missus Bunting was carrying from the study flickered and flared.
- 3:50Speaker 1: It was a moment or more before they entered the kitchen.
- 3:54Speaker 1: The place was empty. They refastened the back door, examined
- 3:59Speaker 1: the kitchen pantry and scullery thoroughly, and at last went
- 4:02Speaker 1: down into the cellar. There was not a soul to
- 4:05Speaker 1: be found in the house, such as they would daylight
- 4:10Speaker 1: found the vicar and his wife, a quaintly costumed little couple,
- 4:13Speaker 1: still marveling about on their own ground floor by the
- 4:16Speaker 1: unnecessary light of her guttering candle. Chapter six, The Furniture
- 4:24Speaker 1: that Went Mad. Now it happened that in the early
- 4:29Speaker 1: hours of whit Monday, before Milly was hunted out for
- 4:32Speaker 1: the day, mister Hall and Missus Hall both rose and
- 4:35Speaker 1: went noiselessly down into the cellar. Their business there was
- 4:39Speaker 1: of a private nature, and had something to do with
- 4:41Speaker 1: the specific gravity of their beer. They had hardly entered
- 4:45Speaker 1: the cellar when Missus Hall found she had forgotten to
- 4:47Speaker 1: bring down a bottle of sasparilla from their joint room.
- 4:51Speaker 1: As she was the expert and principal operator in this
- 4:53Speaker 1: affair Hall, they properly went upstairs for it. On the landing,
- 4:58Speaker 1: he was surprised to see that the strenger's door was
- 5:00Speaker 1: a charm. He went on into his own room and
- 5:03Speaker 1: found the bottle as he had been directed. But returning
- 5:07Speaker 1: with the bottle, he noticed that the bolts of the
- 5:09Speaker 1: front door had been shot back, that the door was
- 5:11Speaker 1: in fact simply on the latch, And with a flash
- 5:14Speaker 1: of inspiration he connected this with the stranger's room upstairs,
- 5:17Speaker 1: and the suggestions of mister Teddy Henry. He distinctly remembered
- 5:21Speaker 1: holding the candle while missus Hall shot these bolts overnight.
- 5:25Speaker 1: At the sight, he stopped gaping, then, with the bottle
- 5:27Speaker 1: still in his hand, went upstairs again. He rapped at
- 5:30Speaker 1: the stranger's door. There was no answer. He rapped again,
- 5:34Speaker 1: then pushed the door wide open and entered. It was
- 5:38Speaker 1: as he had expected the bed. The room also was empty,
- 5:42Speaker 1: and what was stranger even to his heavy intelligence. On
- 5:47Speaker 1: the bedroom chair and along the rail of the bed
- 5:49Speaker 1: were scattered the garments, the only garments so far as
- 5:52Speaker 1: he knew, and the bandages of their guest. His big
- 5:56Speaker 1: slouch hat even was cocked jauntily over the bed post.
- 6:00Speaker 1: As Hall stood there, he heard his wife's voice coming
- 6:03Speaker 1: out of the depth of the cellar, with that rapid
- 6:05Speaker 1: telescoping of the syllables and interrogative cocking up of the
- 6:08Speaker 1: final words to have high note by which the West
- 6:11Speaker 1: Sussex villager is wont to indicate a brisk impatience. George
- 6:15Speaker 1: yu goa way want At that, he turned and hurried
- 6:19Speaker 1: down to it. Janny. He steed over the rail of
- 6:22Speaker 1: the cellar steps. Tis the truth what every says. He's
- 6:25Speaker 1: not in his room, he end and the front door
- 6:27Speaker 1: is unbolted. At first Missus Hall did not understand, and
- 6:32Speaker 1: as soon as she did she resolved to see the
- 6:33Speaker 1: empty room for herself. Hall, still holding the bottle, went first.
- 6:38Speaker 1: If he ain't there, he said, his clothes are, and
- 6:41Speaker 1: was he doing without his clothes? Then to the most
- 6:43Speaker 1: curious business. As they came up the cellar steps. They
- 6:47Speaker 1: both it was afterwards ascertained fancied. They heard the front
- 6:50Speaker 1: door open and shut, but seeing it closed and nothing there,
- 6:54Speaker 1: neither said a word to the other about it. At
- 6:55Speaker 1: the time Missus Hall passed her husband in the passage
- 6:58Speaker 1: and ran on first upstairs, some one sneezed on the staircase. Hall,
- 7:04Speaker 1: following six steps behind, thought that he heard her sneeze. She,
- 7:09Speaker 1: going on first, was under the pression that Hall was sneezing.
- 7:12Speaker 1: She flung open the door and stood regarding the room
- 7:15Speaker 1: of all A curious She said she heard a sniff
- 7:19Speaker 1: close behind her head, as it seemed. In turning, was
- 7:21Speaker 1: surprised to see Hall a dozen feet off on the
- 7:23Speaker 1: topmost stair, but in another moment he was beside her.
- 7:27Speaker 1: She bent forward and put her hand on the pillow,
- 7:29Speaker 1: and then under the clothes cold she said, he's been
- 7:33Speaker 1: up this hour or more. As she did so, a
- 7:37Speaker 1: most extraordinary thing happened. The bedclothes gathered themselves together, leaped
- 7:42Speaker 1: suddenly into a sort of peak, and then jumped headlong
- 7:44Speaker 1: over the bottom rail. It was exactly as if a
- 7:47Speaker 1: hand had clutched them in the center and flung them aside.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Immediately after, the stranger's hat hopped off, the bed post
- 7:53Speaker 1: described a whirling flight in the air through the better
- 7:55Speaker 1: part of a circle, and then dashed straight at missus
- 7:58Speaker 1: Hall's face. Then as swiftly came the sponge from the washstand,
- 8:02Speaker 1: and then the chair, flinging the stranger's coat and trousers
- 8:05Speaker 1: carelessly aside, and laughing dryly in a voice singularly like
- 8:09Speaker 1: the strangers, turned itself up with its four legs a
- 8:12Speaker 1: Missus Hall seemed to take aim at her for a moment,
- 8:15Speaker 1: and then charged at her. She screamed and turned, and
- 8:19Speaker 1: then the chair legs came gently but firmly against her
- 8:22Speaker 1: back and impelled her and Hall out of the room.
- 8:26Speaker 1: The door slammed violently and was locked. The chair and
- 8:29Speaker 1: bed seemed to be executing a dance of triumph for
- 8:31Speaker 1: a moment, then abruptly everything was still. Missus Hall was
- 8:37Speaker 1: left almost in a fainting condition in mister Hall's arms
- 8:39Speaker 1: on the landings. It was with the greatest difficulty that
- 8:43Speaker 1: mister Hall and Milly, who had been roused by her
- 8:45Speaker 1: scream of alarm, succeeded in getting her down stairs and
- 8:49Speaker 1: implying the rectitives customary in such cases. Tis spirits, said
- 8:55Speaker 1: Missus Hall. I noticed spirits I read in papers and
- 8:58Speaker 1: tables and chairs leaping and dancing. Take a drop more, Jenny,
- 9:02Speaker 1: said Hall. Fell steady y, lock him out, said Missus Hall.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Don't let him come in again. I half guessed I
- 9:09Speaker 1: might have known, with them goggling eyes and bandaged head,
- 9:12Speaker 1: and never going to church of a Sunday and all
- 9:14Speaker 1: day bottles morn. It's right for anyone to have. He's
- 9:17Speaker 1: put the spirits into the furniture, My good old furniture.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Twas in that chair my very dear poor mother used
- 9:23Speaker 1: to sit when I was a little girl. To think
- 9:25Speaker 1: it should rise up against me. Now, just a drop more,
- 9:29Speaker 1: Janny said Hall, Your nerves is all upset. They sent
- 9:35Speaker 1: Milly across the street through the golden five o'clock sunshine
- 9:38Speaker 1: to rouse up mister Sandy Wadgers. The blacksmith, mister Hall's compliments,
- 9:42Speaker 1: and the furniture upstairs was behaving most extraordinary. Would mister
- 9:46Speaker 1: Wadgers come round? He was a knowing man, was mister Watchers,
- 9:49Speaker 1: and very resourceful. He took quite a grave view of
- 9:53Speaker 1: the case. I am damned if that in witchcraft was
- 9:56Speaker 1: the view of mister Sandy Wadgers. You want oars shoes
- 9:59Speaker 1: for so gentry as he he came round, greatly concerned.
- 10:05Speaker 1: They wanted him to lead the way upstairs to the room,
- 10:07Speaker 1: but he didn't seem to be in any hurry. He
- 10:10Speaker 1: preferred to talk in the passage over the way. Huckster's
- 10:14Speaker 1: apprentice came out and began taking down the shutters of
- 10:17Speaker 1: the tobacco window. He was called over to join the discussion.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Mister Huxton naturally followed over. In the course of a
- 10:23Speaker 1: few minutes, the Anglo Saxon genius for parliamentary Government asserted itself.
- 10:29Speaker 1: There was a great deal of talk and no decisive action.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Let's have the facts first, insisted mister Sandy Wadgers. Let's
- 10:36Speaker 1: be sure we'd be acting perfectly right in busting that
- 10:39Speaker 1: their door open. A door on bust is always open
- 10:42Speaker 1: to busting, but you can't onbust a door once you've
- 10:44Speaker 1: busted in. And suddenly, and most wonderfully, the door of
- 10:49Speaker 1: the room upstairs opened of its own accord, and as
- 10:51Speaker 1: they looked up in amazement, they saw descending the stairs
- 10:54Speaker 1: the muffled figure of the stranger, staring more blankly and
- 10:58Speaker 1: blankly than ever before with those unreasonably large blue glass
- 11:01Speaker 1: eyes of his. He came down, stiffly and slowly, staring
- 11:05Speaker 1: all the time. He walked across the passage, staring, and
- 11:09Speaker 1: then stopped. Look there, he said, And their eyes followed
- 11:13Speaker 1: the direction of his gloved finger, and saw a bottle
- 11:15Speaker 1: of sasparilla hard by the cellar door. Then he entered
- 11:19Speaker 1: the parlor and suddenly, swiftly, viciously slammed the door in
- 11:23Speaker 1: their faces. Not a word was spoken until the last
- 11:28Speaker 1: echoes of the slam had died away. They stared at
- 11:31Speaker 1: one another. Well, if that don't lick everything, said mister Wadgers,
- 11:36Speaker 1: and left the alternative unsaid. I'd go in and ask
- 11:40Speaker 1: about it, said Wadgers to mister Hall. I'd demand an explanation.
- 11:46Speaker 1: It took some time to bring the landlady's husband up
- 11:49Speaker 1: to that pitch. At last he rapped, opened the door
- 11:53Speaker 1: and got as far as excuse me, go to the devil,
- 11:56Speaker 1: said the stranger in a tremendous voice, and shut that
- 12:00Speaker 1: after you. Or so that brief interview terminated. Chapter seven,
- 12:08Speaker 1: The Unveiling of the Stranger. The stranger went into the
- 12:13Speaker 1: little parlor of the Coach and Horses about half past
- 12:16Speaker 1: five in the morning, and there he remained until near midday,
- 12:19Speaker 1: the blinds down, the door shut, and none after Haul's repulse,
- 12:24Speaker 1: venturing near him all that time. He must have fasted thrice.
- 12:29Speaker 1: He rang his bell, the third time furiously and continuously,
- 12:33Speaker 1: but no one answered him. M and as go to
- 12:36Speaker 1: the devil, indeed, said missus. Hall. Presently came an imperfect
- 12:40Speaker 1: rumor of the burglary at the vicarage, and two and
- 12:43Speaker 1: two were put together. Hall, assisted by wadgers, went off
- 12:46Speaker 1: to find mister Shuckleforth, the magistrate, and take his advice.
- 12:51Speaker 1: No one ventured upstairs. How the stranger occupied himself is
- 12:55Speaker 1: unknown now. And then he would stride violently up and down,
- 12:58Speaker 1: and twice came an outburst of curses, a tearing of paper,
- 13:01Speaker 1: and a violent smashing of bottles. The little group of
- 13:06Speaker 1: scared but curious people increased. Missus Huckster came over some
- 13:10Speaker 1: gay young fellow's respondent in black ready made jackets and
- 13:12Speaker 1: pik paper ties. For it was whit Monday joined the
- 13:16Speaker 1: group with confused interrogations. Young Archie Harker distinguished himself by
- 13:21Speaker 1: going up the yard and trying to peep under the
- 13:23Speaker 1: window blinds. He could see nothing, but gave reason for
- 13:26Speaker 1: supposing that he did, and others of the iping youth
- 13:29Speaker 1: presently joined him. It was the finest of all possible
- 13:34Speaker 1: whit mondays. And down the village street stood a row
- 13:37Speaker 1: of nearly a dozen booths, a shooting gallery, and on
- 13:39Speaker 1: the grass by the forge were three yellow and chocolate
- 13:42Speaker 1: wagons and some picturesque strangers of both sexes putting up
- 13:46Speaker 1: a coconut sye. A gentleman wore blue jerseys, the ladies
- 13:51Speaker 1: white aprons and quite fashionable hats with heavy plumes. Wadger
- 13:56Speaker 1: of the Purple Fawn, and mister Jaggers, the cobbler who
- 13:59Speaker 1: also sold olds secondhand. Ordinary bicycles were stretching a string
- 14:02Speaker 1: of Union jacks and royal ensigns, which had originally celebrated
- 14:06Speaker 1: the First Victorian Jubilee, across the road and inside, in
- 14:11Speaker 1: the artificial darkness of the parlor, into which only one
- 14:14Speaker 1: thin jet of sunlight penetrated, the stranger, hungry, we must suppose,
- 14:18Speaker 1: and fearful, hidden in his uncomfortable hot trappings, poured through
- 14:23Speaker 1: his dark glasses upon his paper, or chinked his dirty
- 14:25Speaker 1: little bottles, and occasionally swore savagely at the boys. Audible
- 14:29Speaker 1: if invisible outside the windows. In the corner by the
- 14:33Speaker 1: fireplace lay the fragments of half a dozen smashed bottles,
- 14:36Speaker 1: and a pungent twang of chlorine tainted the air. So
- 14:40Speaker 1: much we know from what was heard at the time
- 14:42Speaker 1: and from what was subsequently seen in the room. At noon,
- 14:46Speaker 1: he suddenly opened his parlor door and stood glaring fixedly
- 14:49Speaker 1: at the three or four people in the bar. Missus Hall,
- 14:53Speaker 1: he said. Somebody went sheepishly and called for Missus Hall.
- 14:59Speaker 1: Missus Hall appeared after an interval, a little short of breath,
- 15:02Speaker 1: but all the fiercer for that Hall was still out.
- 15:06Speaker 1: She had deliberated over this scene, and she came holding
- 15:08Speaker 1: a little tray with an unsettled bill upon it? Is
- 15:11Speaker 1: it your bill you're wanting, sir? She said, Why wasn't
- 15:16Speaker 1: my breakfast laid? Why haven't you prepared my meals? And
- 15:18Speaker 1: answered my bell? Do you think I live without eating?
- 15:22Speaker 1: Why isn't my bill paid? Said missus Hall. That's what
- 15:25Speaker 1: I want to know. I told you three days ago
- 15:28Speaker 1: I was awaiting a remittance. I told you three days
- 15:31Speaker 1: ago I wasn't going to await no remittances. You can't
- 15:34Speaker 1: grumble if your breakfast waits a bit, if my bill's
- 15:36Speaker 1: been waiting these five days, can you? The stranger swore
- 15:41Speaker 1: briefly but vividly, nar nar from the bar, and I'd
- 15:47Speaker 1: thank you kindly, sir, if you'd keep your swearing to yourself, sir,
- 15:51Speaker 1: said missus Hall. The stranger stood, looking more like an
- 15:55Speaker 1: angry diving helmet than ever. It was universally felt in
- 15:58Speaker 1: the bar that missus Hall had the better of him.
- 16:01Speaker 1: His next words showed as much. Look here, my good woman,
- 16:05Speaker 1: he began. Don't good woman me, said missus Hall. I've
- 16:10Speaker 1: told you my remittance hasn't come. Remittance indeed, said missus Hall.
- 16:15Speaker 1: Still I daresay in my pocket you told me three
- 16:18Speaker 1: days ago that you hadn't anything but a sovereign's worth
- 16:20Speaker 1: of silver upon you. Well, i've found some more ul
- 16:26Speaker 1: from the bar. I wonder where you found it, said
- 16:29Speaker 1: Missus Hall. That seemed to annoy the stranger very much.
- 16:34Speaker 1: He stamped his foot. What do you mean, he said that,
- 16:38Speaker 1: I wonder where you found it, said Missus Hall. And
- 16:41Speaker 1: before I take any bills, or get any breakfast, or
- 16:43Speaker 1: do any such things whatsoever, you've got to tell me
- 16:45Speaker 1: two things I don't understand, and what nobody don't understand,
- 16:49Speaker 1: and what everybody is very anxious to understand. I want
- 16:52Speaker 1: to know what you've been doing to my chair upstairs.
- 16:54Speaker 1: And I want to know how tis your room was empty,
- 16:56Speaker 1: and how you got in again. Them as stops in
- 16:58Speaker 1: this house comes in by the door. That's the role
- 17:01Speaker 1: of the house, and that you didn't do. And what
- 17:03Speaker 1: I want to know is how you did come in,
- 17:05Speaker 1: And I want to know. Suddenly the stranger raised his
- 17:09Speaker 1: gloved hands, clenched, stamped his foot and said stop, with
- 17:13Speaker 1: such extraordinary violence that he silenced her instantly. You don't understand,
- 17:18Speaker 1: he said, who I am or what I am. I'll
- 17:22Speaker 1: show you by heaven. I'll show you Then he put
- 17:25Speaker 1: his open palm over his face and withdrew it. The
- 17:28Speaker 1: center of his face became a black cavity. Here, he said.
- 17:32Speaker 1: He stepped forward and handed Missus Hall something, which she
- 17:36Speaker 1: staring at his metamorphosed face, except automatically. Then when she
- 17:41Speaker 1: saw what it was, she screamed loudly, dropped it and
- 17:45Speaker 1: staggered back the nose. It was the Stranger's nose, pink
- 17:49Speaker 1: and shining, rolled on the floor. Then he removed his spectacles,
- 17:55Speaker 1: and everyone in the bar gasped. He took off his
- 17:58Speaker 1: hat and with a violent gesture, took sw at his
- 18:00Speaker 1: whiskers and bandages. For a moment they resisted him. A
- 18:04Speaker 1: flash of horrible anticipation passed through the bar. Oh my god,
- 18:10Speaker 1: said someone. Then off they came. It was worse than anything.
- 18:17Speaker 1: Missus Hall, standing open mouthed and horror struck, shrieked at
- 18:21Speaker 1: what she saw and made for the door of the house.
- 18:24Speaker 1: Everyone began to move. They were prepared for scars, disfigurements,
- 18:28Speaker 1: tangible horrors, but nothing. The bandages and false hair flew
- 18:33Speaker 1: across the passage into their bar, making a hobbledyhoy jump
- 18:36Speaker 1: to avoid them. Everyone tumbled on everyone else down the steps.
- 18:41Speaker 1: For the man who stood there, shouting some incoherent explanation,
- 18:45Speaker 1: was a solid, gesticulating figure up to the coat collar
- 18:48Speaker 1: of him, and then nothingness, no visible thing at all.
- 18:55Speaker 1: People down the village heard shouts and shrieks, and looking
- 18:58Speaker 1: up the street, saw the coach and horse is violently
- 19:00Speaker 1: firing out its humanity. Then they saw Missus Hall fall
- 19:04Speaker 1: down and mister Teddy Henfrey jump to avoid tumbling over her.
- 19:08Speaker 1: And then they heard the frightful screams of Milly, who,
- 19:10Speaker 1: emerging suddenly from the kitchen at the noise of the tumult,
- 19:13Speaker 1: had come across the headless stranger from behind. These increased
- 19:18Speaker 1: suddenly forthwith everyone all down the street. The sweet stuff seller,
- 19:24Speaker 1: coconut shy proprietor and his assistant, the swingman, little boys
- 19:28Speaker 1: and girls, rustic dandies, smart wrenches, smocked elders and apron gypsies,
- 19:34Speaker 1: began running towards the inn, and in a miraculously short
- 19:37Speaker 1: space of time, a crowd of perhaps forty people and
- 19:40Speaker 1: rapidly increasing swayed and hooted and inquired and exclaimed and
- 19:44Speaker 1: suggested in front of Missus Hall's establishment. Everyone seemed eager
- 19:49Speaker 1: to talk at once, and the result was Babel. A
- 19:52Speaker 1: small group supported Missus Hall, who was picked up in
- 19:55Speaker 1: a state of collapse. There was a conference and the
- 19:58Speaker 1: incredible evidence of a vociferous eyes witness. Oh bogey, what's
- 20:03Speaker 1: he been doing? Then? Ain't hurt the girl? Has he
- 20:06Speaker 1: run at an' with a knife. I believe no head?
- 20:08Speaker 1: I tell ye it didn't mean no manner of speaking.
- 20:11Speaker 1: I meant man without a head, nonsense to some gunjuring
- 20:15Speaker 1: trick fetched off his rapin he did. In its struggles
- 20:21Speaker 1: to see in through the open door, the crowd formed
- 20:23Speaker 1: itself into a straggling wedge, with the more adventurous apex
- 20:27Speaker 1: nearest the inn. He stood for a moment. I heard
- 20:30Speaker 1: the girl scream, and he turned. I saw her skirts
- 20:33Speaker 1: whisk and he went after her. Didn't take ten seconds back.
- 20:36Speaker 1: He comes with a knife in his hand, and a
- 20:37Speaker 1: loaf stood just as if he were staring. Not a
- 20:40Speaker 1: moment ago went in that there door. I tell ye,
- 20:42Speaker 1: he ain't got no head at all. You just missed
- 20:46Speaker 1: an There was a disturbance behind, and the speaker stopped
- 20:51Speaker 1: to step aside for a little procession that was marching
- 20:54Speaker 1: very resolutely towards the house. First mister Hall, very red
- 20:58Speaker 1: and determined, Then mister Bobby Jaffers, the village constable, Then
- 21:03Speaker 1: the wary mister Wadgers. They had come, now armed with
- 21:06Speaker 1: a warrant. People shouted conflicting information of the recent circumstances.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Ed or no ed, said Jaffers, I got a restin,
- 21:16Speaker 1: and restin I will. Mister Hall marched up the steps,
- 21:21Speaker 1: marched straight to the door of the parlor and flung
- 21:23Speaker 1: it open. Constable, he said, do your duty. Jaffers marched
- 21:29Speaker 1: in Hall, next Wadgers. Last, they saw in the dim light,
- 21:33Speaker 1: the headless figure facing them, with a gnawed crust of
- 21:36Speaker 1: bed in one gloved hand and a chunk of cheese
- 21:38Speaker 1: in the other. That's him, said Hall. What's the Devil's
- 21:43Speaker 1: This came in a tone of angry expostulation from above
- 21:46Speaker 1: the collar of the figure. You're a damned rum customer, mister,
- 21:50Speaker 1: said mister Jaffers. But ed or no ed the warrant.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Say his body and duty's duty keep off, said the figure,
- 21:57Speaker 1: starting back abruptly, he whipped down the bread and cheese,
- 22:01Speaker 1: and mister Hall just grasped the knife on the table
- 22:03Speaker 1: in time to save it. Off came the stranger's left
- 22:06Speaker 1: glove and was slapped in Jaffer's face. In another moment, Jaffers,
- 22:10Speaker 1: cutting short some statement concerning a warrant, had gripped him
- 22:13Speaker 1: by the handless wrist and caught his invisible throat. He
- 22:16Speaker 1: got a sounding kick on the shin that made him shout,
- 22:19Speaker 1: but kept his grip. Hall sent the knife sliding along
- 22:22Speaker 1: the table to Wadgers, who acted as a goalkeeper for
- 22:24Speaker 1: the offensive, so to speak, and then stepped forward as
- 22:27Speaker 1: Jaffers and the stranger swayed and staggered towards him, clutching
- 22:30Speaker 1: and hitting in a chair, stood in the way and
- 22:33Speaker 1: went aside with a crash. As they came down together,
- 22:36Speaker 1: get the feet, said Jaffers between his teeth. Mister Hall,
- 22:41Speaker 1: endeavoring to act on instructions, received a sounding kick in
- 22:45Speaker 1: the ribs that disposed of him for a moment, and
- 22:47Speaker 1: mister Wadgers, seeing the decapitated stranger, had rolled over and
- 22:51Speaker 1: got the upper side of Jaffers, retreated towards the door,
- 22:54Speaker 1: knife in hand, and so collided with mister Huckster and
- 22:57Speaker 1: the ciderbridge carter coming to the rescue of order at
- 23:01Speaker 1: the same moment. Down came three or four bottles from
- 23:03Speaker 1: the chiffonnier and shot a web of pungency into the
- 23:06Speaker 1: air of the room. I'll surrender, cried the stranger, though
- 23:10Speaker 1: he had Jaffers down, and in another moment he stood up, panting,
- 23:14Speaker 1: a strange figure, headless and handless, for he had pulled
- 23:17Speaker 1: off his right glove now as well as his left.
- 23:20Speaker 1: It's no good, he said, as if sobbing for breath.
- 23:23Speaker 1: It was the strangest thing in the world to hear
- 23:25Speaker 1: that voice, coming as if out of empty space. But
- 23:28Speaker 1: the Sussex peasants are perhaps the most matter of fact
- 23:30Speaker 1: people under the sun. Jaffers got up also, and produced
- 23:34Speaker 1: a pair of handcuffs. Then he stared, I say, said Jaffers,
- 23:40Speaker 1: brought up short by a dim realization of the incongruity
- 23:43Speaker 1: of the whole business. Darn it can't use him, as
- 23:46Speaker 1: I can see. The stranger ran his arm down his waistcoat,
- 23:51Speaker 1: and as if by a miracle, the buttons to which
- 23:53Speaker 1: his empty sleeve pointed became undone. Then he said something
- 23:56Speaker 1: about his shin and stooped down. He seemed to be
- 23:59Speaker 1: fumbling with his shoes and socks. Why, said Huckster suddenly,
- 24:05Speaker 1: that's not a man at all, it's just empty clothes. Look,
- 24:09Speaker 1: you can see down his collar, in the linings of
- 24:10Speaker 1: his clothes. I could put my arm. He extended his hand.
- 24:15Speaker 1: It seemed to meet something in mid air, and he
- 24:17Speaker 1: drew it back with a sharp exclamation. I wish you'd
- 24:20Speaker 1: keep your fingers out of my eye, said the aerial voice,
- 24:23Speaker 1: in a tone of savage expostulation. The fact is I
- 24:27Speaker 1: am all here, head, hands, legs and all the rest.
- 24:30Speaker 1: But it happens I'm invisible. It's a confounded nuisance. But
- 24:34Speaker 1: I am. There's no reason why I should be poked
- 24:36Speaker 1: to pieces by every stupid bumpkin in iping? Is it?
- 24:41Speaker 1: The suit of clothes now all unbuttoned and hanging loosely
- 24:45Speaker 1: upon its unseen supports? Stood up arms Akimbo. Several other
- 24:50Speaker 1: of the men folks had now entered the room, so
- 24:52Speaker 1: that it was closely crowded. Invisible, eh, said Huckster, ignoring
- 24:58Speaker 1: the stranger's abuse. Whoever heard the likes of that? It's
- 25:02Speaker 1: strange perhaps, but it's not a crime. Why am I
- 25:05Speaker 1: assaulted by a policeman in this fashion? Ah, that's a
- 25:08Speaker 1: different matter, said jaafas no doubt you're a bit difficult
- 25:12Speaker 1: to see in this light. But I got a warrant
- 25:13Speaker 1: and it's all correct. What I'm after ain't no invisibility.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Is burglary as a house being broken into, and money
- 25:20Speaker 1: took well, and circumstances certainly point stuff and nonsense, said
- 25:26Speaker 1: the invisible man. I hope so, sir, But I've got
- 25:29Speaker 1: my instructions. Well, said the stranger. I'll come, I'll come,
- 25:34Speaker 1: but no handcuffs. It's the regular thing, said Chaffers. No handcuffs,
- 25:40Speaker 1: stipulated the stranger. Pardon me, said Chaffers. Abruptly. The figure
- 25:46Speaker 1: sat down, and before anyone could realize what was being done,
- 25:48Speaker 1: the slippers, socks and trousers being kicked off under the table.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Then he sprang up again and flung off his coat.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Ere stop that, said Jaffers. Suddenly realizing what was happening.
- 25:58Speaker 1: He gripped at the waistcoat. It struggled, and the shirt
- 26:01Speaker 1: slipped out off it and left it limply and empty
- 26:03Speaker 1: in his hand. Hold him, said jaffer as loudly. Whence
- 26:07Speaker 1: he gets the things off hold him, cried every one,
- 26:10Speaker 1: and there was a rush at the fluttering white shirt,
- 26:12Speaker 1: which was now all that was visible. Of the stranger.
- 26:15Speaker 1: The shirt's leaves planted a shrewd blow in Hall's face
- 26:18Speaker 1: that stopped his opened armed advance and sent him backward
- 26:20Speaker 1: into old toothsum the sexton, and in another moment the
- 26:23Speaker 1: garment was lifted up became convulsed and vacantly flapping about
- 26:27Speaker 1: the arms. Even as a shirt that is being thrust
- 26:29Speaker 1: over a man's head. Jaffers clutched at it and only
- 26:32Speaker 1: helped to pull it off. He was struck in the mouth,
- 26:35Speaker 1: out of the air, and incontinently threw his truncheon and
- 26:37Speaker 1: smote Teddy Henfrey savagely upon the crown of his head.
- 26:41Speaker 1: Look Out, said everybody, fencing at random and hitting at nothing.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Hold him shut the door, don't let him loose. I
- 26:47Speaker 1: got something here. He is a perfect babel of noises.
- 26:51Speaker 1: They made. Everybody, it seemed, was being hit all at once,
- 26:54Speaker 1: And Sandy Wadger's knowing as ever, and his wits sharpened
- 26:58Speaker 1: by a frightful blow in the nose, reopened the door
- 27:00Speaker 1: and led the route. The others following incontinently were jammed
- 27:05Speaker 1: for a moment in the corner by the doorway. The
- 27:08Speaker 1: hitting continued. Phipps, the Unitarian, had a front tooth broken,
- 27:12Speaker 1: and Henfrey was injured in the cartilage of his ear.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Jaffers was struck under the jaw and turning caught at
- 27:18Speaker 1: something that intervened between him and Huckster in the melee
- 27:20Speaker 1: and prevented their coming together. He felt a muscular chest,
- 27:24Speaker 1: and in another moment the whole mass of struggling, excited
- 27:27Speaker 1: men shot out into the crowded hall. I got him, shouted, Jaffers,
- 27:32Speaker 1: choking and reeling through them all and wrestling with purple
- 27:35Speaker 1: face and swelling veins against his unseen enemy. Men staggered
- 27:39Speaker 1: right and left as the extraordinary conflict swayed swiftly towards
- 27:43Speaker 1: the house door and went spinning down the half dozen
- 27:45Speaker 1: steps of the inn. Jaffers cried in a strangled voice,
- 27:49Speaker 1: holding tight nevertheless and making play with his knee, spun
- 27:52Speaker 1: around and fell heavily undermost, with his head on the gravel.
- 27:55Speaker 1: Only then did his fingers relax. They were excited cries
- 28:00Speaker 1: of hold him invisible and so forth, and a young fellow,
- 28:03Speaker 1: a stranger in the place whose name did not come
- 28:05Speaker 1: to light, rushed in at once, caught something, missed his hold,
- 28:09Speaker 1: and fell over the constable's prostrate body. Half way across
- 28:13Speaker 1: the road, a woman screamed as something pushed by her.
- 28:15Speaker 1: A dog kicked apparently yelped, and ran howling into Huckster's yard,
- 28:20Speaker 1: and with that the transit of the invisible man was accomplished.
- 28:23Speaker 1: For a space people stood amazed and gesticulating, and then
- 28:27Speaker 1: came panic and scattered them abroad through the village as
- 28:30Speaker 1: a gust scatters dead leaves, but chaffers lay quite still,
- 28:36Speaker 1: face upward and knees bent at the foot of the
- 28:38Speaker 1: steps of the inn. End of Chapter seven.