Latest / Vanity Farah with Chris Farah / Untold: Raygun Breaking Badly
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- 0:06Speaker 1: Hello, my babes, my dancers, my lovers, my artists, my friends,
- 0:09Speaker 1: my athletes. Welcome back to Vanity Pharah. My name is
- 0:14Speaker 1: Chris Pharah, or you're watching on YouTube. I'm not quite sure. Today,
- 0:17Speaker 1: we're talking, like we always do, about pop culture weird things.
- 0:21Speaker 1: We're talking reality shows, docuseries. We're talking untold Reagan. Reagan?
- 0:27Speaker 1: Untold Reagan. Reagan. Breaking Badly. What if this was about
- 0:31Speaker 1: Untold Ronald Reagan? Like a documentary about him. It's not.
- 0:36Speaker 1: It's about the Australian breakdancing Olympian that took our breaths
- 0:42Speaker 1: away because we were laughing so hard at someone who
- 0:46Speaker 1: thought that they should breakdance on a national stage. That's
- 0:52Speaker 1: what happened. And we're going to learn why. Why, how, why, how,
- 0:56Speaker 1: and why. What is the thought process of this person?
- 1:01Speaker 1: Did this person think this person was good? Did this
- 1:04Speaker 1: person think this person was worthy? How did the world
- 1:09Speaker 1: line up in such a way that this person got
- 1:13Speaker 1: to be a breakdancer in the Olympics? That's why anyone
- 1:20Speaker 1: would push play on this Netflix doc. Now, I'm going
- 1:25Speaker 1: to tell you right up, not a good doc. Not
- 1:29Speaker 1: a great one. And by that, I mean, it's not
- 1:37Speaker 1: unbiased about its subject. It very much feels like the
- 1:45Speaker 1: purpose of this was to give a different side slash
- 1:57Speaker 1: almost like a PR puff piece about Reagan. I don't
- 2:04Speaker 1: want to keep saying Reagan, but I think it's Reagan.
- 2:08Speaker 1: It's just, her name is Rachel and she, you know,
- 2:15Speaker 1: dresses like some sort of best buy soccer player. That's
- 2:22Speaker 1: the look. Um, This documentary is not great. And you
- 2:27Speaker 1: can know that if you watch documentaries in the first
- 2:31Speaker 1: five minutes, because it starts with a montage of social
- 2:34Speaker 1: media clamor. And it's something we've seen. And it's the
- 2:39Speaker 1: exact same sort of means to an end. Screenshots of
- 2:44Speaker 1: absolute frenzy, chaos of internet memes and tweets and posts
- 2:53Speaker 1: being like, At one point, people were talking a lot
- 2:58Speaker 1: about this thing. Now, here's the thing. The internet has
- 3:04Speaker 1: now been part of our lives for decades. So much
- 3:10Speaker 1: so that we all see the pattern, which is that
- 3:15Speaker 1: surely the internet hounds itself for a dopamine hit. like
- 3:23Speaker 1: a weird video or something for us all to take in,
- 3:30Speaker 1: think about and comment on. Because it's a way of connection.
- 3:38Speaker 1: It's like why there was water cooler talk. It's why
- 3:41Speaker 1: at one point we had a monoculture when it came
- 3:48Speaker 1: to television watching in that stories Where other people are
- 3:56Speaker 1: privy to them interests us because then we can talk
- 4:00Speaker 1: about it. And that's kind of like the internet stories
- 4:04Speaker 1: that took over what used to be our friends pop
- 4:09Speaker 1: up like they do. And they die so fast, it's bananaramas.
- 4:15Speaker 1: And it's so heightened, right? Because when an internet story hits,
- 4:22Speaker 1: it's crazy. deafening loud feels like it's everywhere and certainly
- 4:27Speaker 1: algorithms make it seem that way and surely something new
- 4:33Speaker 1: comes pushes it out and then it's like did that
- 4:37Speaker 1: even happen so by the time this documentary is coming
- 4:41Speaker 1: out none of us care about her none of us
- 4:44Speaker 1: care about this In fact, there's so much happening in
- 4:48Speaker 1: the world that to watch a montage of people talking
- 4:50Speaker 1: about this dumb break dancer is like, oh my God,
- 4:53Speaker 1: no one cares. But then the documentary takes a turn.
- 5:01Speaker 1: And that turn is that we get introduced to her husband,
- 5:05Speaker 1: this guy named Sammy Sex, who looks like, he's like
- 5:08Speaker 1: curly hair. It's like very like, he looks like a
- 5:11Speaker 1: righteous gemstone character. You know what I'm saying? Like, He
- 5:15Speaker 1: says that he had to change his name from Sammy
- 5:18Speaker 1: Sex to something else because he was an emcee at
- 5:20Speaker 1: kids events. And he is the real one that was
- 5:24Speaker 1: the breakdancer. He got wildly inspired watching that 80s doc breaking.
- 5:32Speaker 1: It's so funny. We're obviously talking about a documentary right now.
- 5:37Speaker 1: And this one pales in comparison to some of the
- 5:39Speaker 1: best kind of like a documentaries we've seen. And there
- 5:43Speaker 1: are just so many seminal, weird, cool documentaries from the 70s, 80s,
- 5:52Speaker 1: and 90s. Remember sex, drugs, rock and roll, and that
- 5:57Speaker 1: one with the kids, and obviously Grey Gardens? Yeah, there's like,
- 6:05Speaker 1: oh my God. Yeah, there's just like Paris is Burning.
- 6:08Speaker 1: I say the one with the kids. What was it?
- 6:12Speaker 1: else with like kids. And they were like, fucking, I
- 6:15Speaker 1: forgot what it was called. Was it sex, drugs, and
- 6:16Speaker 1: rock and roll? There was another one with kids, fucking,
- 6:19Speaker 1: not kids. You know what I'm saying? Teens, like 17,
- 6:25Speaker 1: like in New York city or something like where it
- 6:27Speaker 1: was not. God, what was it called? Yeah. There's just like, there's, yeah, there's, well, there's, yeah. Anyway. Okay.
- 6:33Speaker 1: So moving on, all that to say, breaking the dance documentary,
- 6:40Speaker 1: which was about break dancing, Underground really, honey, fucking hit
- 6:45Speaker 1: Sammy as a white kid in Australia. I mean, he
- 6:47Speaker 1: saw that and he was like, that's it. Those are
- 6:50Speaker 1: my people. Got to get to them, you know? And
- 6:55Speaker 1: so he does what any like hardened break dancer would do.
- 7:02Speaker 1: He starts working as a proactive salesperson. I forgot about proactive. God,
- 7:13Speaker 1: I forgot about Proactiv. For some reason, I never used Proactiv.
- 7:17Speaker 1: I mean, I used Accutane. Proactiv was everywhere. Oh my God. Yeah,
- 7:24Speaker 1: just like tele... There was telemarketers for Proactiv? I guess
- 7:28Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I definitely remember there was like
- 7:30Speaker 1: infomercials and there was like obviously a subscription service. Jesus.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Life was so different. Anyway, so he is working at
- 7:45Speaker 1: Proactiv and there is someone else there and he meets
- 7:49Speaker 1: this person and that's Raegon. And her name is Rachel,
- 7:52Speaker 1: like I said, and I'll just keep calling her Rachel now.
- 7:54Speaker 1: So there's like dark, like close-up shots where he meets her.
- 7:58Speaker 1: And then, you know, he just tells her that there's
- 8:00Speaker 1: this thing called breaking and that's breakdancing, b-boying, b-girling, you know,
- 8:05Speaker 1: like the culture and And Rachel's like, oh, tell me more.
- 8:09Speaker 1: And then she like goes to an event, a dance off,
- 8:13Speaker 1: a battle. And she sees this one lady who's like
- 8:18Speaker 1: not really talking, but then the lady dances. And Rachel
- 8:21Speaker 1: is just like, oh my God, that lady gets to
- 8:22Speaker 1: dance and she's not doing ballet. She's like, I just
- 8:27Speaker 1: like the fact that gender is irrelevant. And I'm like, oh,
- 8:31Speaker 1: she's going to go back and start talking about gender.
- 8:33Speaker 1: I'll tell you one thing about Rachel, honey. I've never
- 8:39Speaker 1: lived in Australia. She is very affected by gender all
- 8:42Speaker 1: the time. Like she lives and like she is, she feels, yeah, she,
- 8:46Speaker 1: gender is her thing. Like she is highly feministic in
- 8:57Speaker 1: a certain way. Okay. The best part of this documentary
- 9:06Speaker 1: are her parents. Russell and Beverly. And Russell and Beverly
- 9:12Speaker 1: feel very detached from Rachel. First of all, we'd never
- 9:16Speaker 1: seen them together. They're just always canoodling and like giggling
- 9:21Speaker 1: together in confessionals. And it feels like they have like
- 9:26Speaker 1: such a good life together. And it certainly feels like
- 9:33Speaker 1: they sort of like, it feels like Rachel's one of 27. kids.
- 9:40Speaker 1: And they just did what they had to do. And
- 9:41Speaker 1: that's one of the 27. That's her parents vibe the
- 9:45Speaker 1: entire time. They love each other though. But it's like,
- 9:49Speaker 1: you know, which one's that one? Okay. She had done
- 9:54Speaker 1: a lot of like ballet and tap growing up. So
- 9:55Speaker 1: that's why when she saw Breaking, she was like, girls
- 9:58Speaker 1: don't have to be on their tippy toes. we meet
- 10:06Speaker 1: two other b-girls in the australian scene which is important
- 10:10Speaker 1: because we don't know where we're standing in this world
- 10:14Speaker 1: we're like okay are there any legitimate breakdancing people in Australia. Now,
- 10:27Speaker 1: Chris Farah is going to be, to you, is going
- 10:28Speaker 1: to be like, of course there has to be. A,
- 10:31Speaker 1: because there's a lot of people in this world. B,
- 10:33Speaker 1: because dancers get everywhere and it's like an art form. And,
- 10:36Speaker 1: you know, it's an art form that like is a
- 10:39Speaker 1: little later on in this world. And we're in a
- 10:41Speaker 1: digital age. Like, how could you not get good at something?
- 10:44Speaker 1: It's a very popular art form. You would just have
- 10:46Speaker 1: to you know, go around the people that are that good.
- 10:49Speaker 1: I mean, sure. I just, and Australia is huge. The
- 10:52Speaker 1: other thing about Australia, I find, as I find Australian
- 10:55Speaker 1: artists to be top goddamn tier, like I feel like
- 10:58Speaker 1: Australian dancers, actors, like I think Australian artists, like comedians,
- 11:02Speaker 1: like they give a lot of money for the arts
- 11:04Speaker 1: and they are like, I just think that they, when
- 11:08Speaker 1: push comes to shove, I think that Australians create a
- 11:12Speaker 1: lot of great art. Having said that, so I just
- 11:15Speaker 1: don't understand why there wouldn't be good break dancers. Surely
- 11:19Speaker 1: there's good other dancers. And like, you know, it's dance
- 11:27Speaker 1: at a certain stage becomes less subjective and more objective
- 11:31Speaker 1: of just about technique and stuff like that. So, okay.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Having said that, we are like, okay, we're going to
- 11:35Speaker 1: meet two of the people in the scene so we
- 11:37Speaker 1: can understand the lay of the land. And there's some
- 11:42Speaker 1: like curly haired girl. She like is really cute. Like
- 11:45Speaker 1: almost looks like What's that curly-haired, brown-haired girl who's like
- 11:52Speaker 1: Pamela Adlon's daughter that's like a big deal now? Odessa.
- 11:58Speaker 1: You know, I'm talking about that girl. She has that
- 11:59Speaker 1: girl's hair, and they call her Tiny Locks. She was
- 12:03Speaker 1: a year ahead of Rachel, I guess, in the scene.
- 12:06Speaker 1: And the other thing about this doc is that they're like,
- 12:10Speaker 1: anytime we show you a name, we're going to either
- 12:12Speaker 1: choose to show it to you in normal font or
- 12:14Speaker 1: we'll show it to you in this graffiti font that
- 12:16Speaker 1: looks like it's glitch, like neon glitch. I'm like, oh,
- 12:19Speaker 1: my God. It's hard to read. So we jump back
- 12:22Speaker 1: to 2016, battle of the year. She tries to dance
- 12:30Speaker 1: and she gets eaten alive. She's really bad. And Tiny
- 12:35Speaker 1: Lock starts to say this thing, there's no easy props,
- 12:38Speaker 1: that b-girls are fighting to be seen because there's not
- 12:40Speaker 1: a lot of them. But what had happened was because
- 12:42Speaker 1: there weren't a lot of them, sometimes when there'd be
- 12:44Speaker 1: a b-girl, people would just start clapping. And so that
- 12:47Speaker 1: b-girl would think that she'd be really good and there'd
- 12:49Speaker 1: be like an annoying thing because if you are good
- 12:52Speaker 1: it's just it takes away from us if you are
- 12:54Speaker 1: just getting accolades for being shitty and then low-key tiny
- 12:57Speaker 1: lux is being like and that person is rachel see
- 13:01Speaker 1: what i did there i said it without saying it
- 13:04Speaker 1: said it i said it though then we meet another
- 13:08Speaker 1: lady she has blonde hair her name is flix and
- 13:11Speaker 1: she was like you know the first b girl one
- 13:14Speaker 1: of the first b girl battle people And when she
- 13:18Speaker 1: said that she saw the Olympic routine, she said she
- 13:22Speaker 1: felt offended and embarrassed by it. Yeah. So we go
- 13:31Speaker 1: back to Rachel, honey, who's obviously dating Sammy and wants
- 13:35Speaker 1: his approval or is also just really into it. her
- 13:39Speaker 1: and Sammy have a very weird, interesting relationship. Sometimes that
- 13:43Speaker 1: sort of makes me feel like it's Whitney's and like
- 13:45Speaker 1: Whitney's dude from Mom Talk, but also like something else.
- 13:49Speaker 1: He's like, okay. First of all, again, it starts with
- 13:54Speaker 1: so much of Sammy that you're like, who the fuck
- 13:56Speaker 1: are you? And why are you talking so much? Are
- 13:58Speaker 1: you producing this documentary? Who are you? How could, okay.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Because then it became this thing where I'm like, okay,
- 14:09Speaker 1: If her whole thing is like being a feminist and
- 14:11Speaker 1: all that stuff, your whole thing is that you just
- 14:14Speaker 1: like met some dude and became obsessed with the thing
- 14:18Speaker 1: that he was obsessed with. And now you both do
- 14:20Speaker 1: the thing that he's obsessed with and neither of you
- 14:22Speaker 1: do it well. That's the story. I think. Moving on.
- 14:29Speaker 1: But I think that's the story. So... We jump back.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Rachel's obviously getting really into this scene. And then so
- 14:36Speaker 1: she's like, well, I'm going to do, you know, the
- 14:38Speaker 1: most important thing one does. I'm going to start researching
- 14:41Speaker 1: and writing theories about it and getting a PhD in it.
- 14:46Speaker 1: But really the PhD isn't in like breaking as much
- 14:50Speaker 1: as it's like her ideas of gender within the very
- 14:55Speaker 1: small breaking scene that she has witnessed in Australia. Yeah.
- 15:04Speaker 1: I'm sorry, they say the name of her thesis statement
- 15:08Speaker 1: and of her two things. Chris Farah is like equal
- 15:12Speaker 1: amounts dumb and smart. And I haven't gotten my PhD.
- 15:17Speaker 1: And so anyone who has, God bless them. And this
- 15:19Speaker 1: is a smart thing for her to do. On the
- 15:21Speaker 1: other hand, some of the verbiage when you get to
- 15:25Speaker 1: those higher echelon levels of academia are so... elitist and
- 15:32Speaker 1: stupid sounding. Like her thesis payment sounds something like the
- 15:37Speaker 1: de-territorialization of gender in the B-boy scene, like colon one
- 15:47Speaker 1: B-girl's journey into womanhood. It's like not that, but something
- 15:52Speaker 1: like very similar to that where you're like, oh my God,
- 15:55Speaker 1: God bless it. Where I'm like, it just feels like
- 16:01Speaker 1: you are commandeering this topic just to like in your eyes,
- 16:11Speaker 1: like you just, this is your experience of this world
- 16:15Speaker 1: and topic that you are only now mildly familiar with.
- 16:22Speaker 1: And it's like kind of in a cringy way. It's interesting.
- 16:28Speaker 1: It's like, If you ever want to write in Hollywood,
- 16:34Speaker 1: if you ever want to write in New York, if
- 16:36Speaker 1: you ever want to write narrative, like personal work that,
- 16:42Speaker 1: you know, either like a fiction or something, but it's
- 16:45Speaker 1: like yourself. If you want to sell it and you
- 16:48Speaker 1: haven't sold maybe something before, the best thing that they
- 16:53Speaker 1: tell you to do is to write what you know.
- 16:56Speaker 1: And it's because... you will have the best way to
- 17:01Speaker 1: talk people into buying your script, literally producers and or
- 17:07Speaker 1: people by saying that only you through the experiences and
- 17:15Speaker 1: places you are in your life could tell this story
- 17:18Speaker 1: because somehow you are the expert or you are the
- 17:22Speaker 1: person that can like lead someone into this world. And
- 17:27Speaker 1: I feel like, for instance I can't like be well
- 17:37Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start playing pickleball like I went to
- 17:41Speaker 1: a lesson and so let me bring you into the
- 17:43Speaker 1: world of pickleball like you're like I'm sure there's a
- 17:45Speaker 1: lot of people that could do better and then if
- 17:47Speaker 1: you ever saw me on the court you'd be like
- 17:48Speaker 1: bitch what get off the court you know but you
- 17:53Speaker 1: know there are things where I can be like let
- 17:55Speaker 1: me show you the world of alternative comedy in LA
- 17:59Speaker 1: or producing your own show or weird camp drag theater
- 18:02Speaker 1: or improv or, you know, Lebanese debutante, which is why
- 18:06Speaker 1: I wrote my one woman show about being a Lebanese
- 18:08Speaker 1: debutante when I'm 15, because I think that that is
- 18:11Speaker 1: a very specific world that I know a lot about
- 18:13Speaker 1: and not a lot of people do. And I know
- 18:16Speaker 1: better than other people. I know what it's like to
- 18:19Speaker 1: be a Lebanese debutante in the late in Southern California,
- 18:24Speaker 1: specifically how to juggle being very much American, but also
- 18:28Speaker 1: this other culture and also how to deal with having
- 18:31Speaker 1: to come out to society and being a woman while
- 18:33Speaker 1: also not having a mother figure in your life. That's
- 18:36Speaker 1: what my story is about. Why? Because I feel like
- 18:38Speaker 1: it's very obviously me. Only I can say it. I
- 18:41Speaker 1: have the authority on it. That's why I feel like, yeah,
- 18:44Speaker 1: like she's someone who wants to be the authority on
- 18:50Speaker 1: something and that she doesn't have claim to. And yet
- 18:56Speaker 1: being the authority on it, having that, is just that
- 19:02Speaker 1: she also wants a certain level of fame or acknowledgement, right?
- 19:10Speaker 1: But it's cheap because she's not worked for it and
- 19:15Speaker 1: she's not good at the thing that she wants to
- 19:17Speaker 1: be the thing, the best at. So it's like, it's so...
- 19:20Speaker 1: But this, okay. So anyway, that's just, you would just
- 19:24Speaker 1: read her thesis and be like, oh girl, you are insufferable. Really.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Something else about Rachel is that throughout this documentary, you're like,
- 19:31Speaker 1: what do you look like? Your face looks different every
- 19:34Speaker 1: time I see you. I don't know what she looks like.
- 19:38Speaker 1: She has one of those faces that is just neither
- 19:41Speaker 1: here nor there. You know, and I think that I
- 19:48Speaker 1: feel bad to say this because she's someone who has
- 19:54Speaker 1: that kind of face and would get mad at you
- 19:56Speaker 1: if you didn't remember her and you hadn't met her
- 20:02Speaker 1: and the problem is she is exactly that like she
- 20:06Speaker 1: is her face is immemorable you wouldn't be able to
- 20:10Speaker 1: like glue it there. If you try, there's no, there
- 20:14Speaker 1: are no discernible features that align in such a way
- 20:20Speaker 1: that can like imprint her on you. So every time
- 20:23Speaker 1: they show her, I'm like, okay, Brownie. Okay. She's like,
- 20:27Speaker 1: she's like, it's weird. It's so interesting. Weird. Um, and yeah, again,
- 20:34Speaker 1: I'm not saying she's ugly. I'm not saying she's pretty.
- 20:36Speaker 1: I'm saying, I just can't even tell you what she
- 20:38Speaker 1: looks like. Brown hair. It's like, what, She's such a,
- 20:42Speaker 1: it's like a blank. I don't know. It's vague. It's blank.
- 20:44Speaker 1: It's like, okay. All right. So it's like her battle
- 20:52Speaker 1: history of wins. Okay. Just kidding. Her advisor for her
- 20:58Speaker 1: thesis statement said that it was ambitious. When I want
- 21:01Speaker 1: to be like, can you just be honest? I don't know, indulgent?
- 21:14Speaker 1: I think that was a better, obnoxious? Oh, I did
- 21:19Speaker 1: write it down. Deterritorializing gender in Sydney's breakdancing scene, colon,
- 21:28Speaker 1: a b-girl's experience of b-boying. Okay, so guess what? Uh,
- 21:40Speaker 1: her experience in the de-territorializing, I can't even fucking say,
- 21:45Speaker 1: I keep trying so hard. De-territorializing. Her experience, which I
- 21:54Speaker 1: think would be very different and also should be a
- 21:56Speaker 1: footnote to this for any other female that wants to like,
- 21:59Speaker 1: be like, what's it like? Is that her husband, Sammy
- 22:03Speaker 1: coaches her. So I just don't even think that's real
- 22:05Speaker 1: because in like most females would be like, well, what's
- 22:07Speaker 1: it like in the scene? Are not going to have
- 22:09Speaker 1: their own husband coach them. Also, he's not good. He's good.
- 22:21Speaker 1: Why is he coaching you? Why is the blind leading
- 22:24Speaker 1: the blind? But there, you know, it's like we never,
- 22:31Speaker 1: this is the problem. No one with any dancing credibility
- 22:40Speaker 1: will be caught dead on this documentary. So we never
- 22:45Speaker 1: get to see truly high quality dancing in Sydney. The only...
- 22:52Speaker 1: good dancing that we see are the clips from the
- 22:56Speaker 1: Olympics that they show that we assume they get the
- 23:00Speaker 1: rights to because they are the Olympic quote like things,
- 23:02Speaker 1: but they never even really, they never interview any of
- 23:08Speaker 1: the people that were other Olympians from the other countries
- 23:14Speaker 1: that she battled, not anything. They never interview any well-known
- 23:22Speaker 1: B-boy or B-girl, period. Remember when we all used to
- 23:30Speaker 1: watch So You Think You Can Dance? Remember that guy, Philip, like,
- 23:37Speaker 1: Cheba or Cheba? He was like, I forgot. He was like, maybe,
- 23:43Speaker 1: he's a Middle Eastern of some kind. Maybe like that.
- 23:46Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like, there are, no one.
- 23:49Speaker 1: They got, remember Mary Poppins? I know you do. There
- 23:56Speaker 1: were like so many good B people. And that was
- 24:00Speaker 1: just like, so you're thinking dance 20 years ago. Could
- 24:02Speaker 1: you imagine if they just, I mean, yeah, they didn't
- 24:05Speaker 1: slip into any DMs or truly the entire, it must
- 24:09Speaker 1: be this, the entire breakdancing industry must be like, fuck
- 24:13Speaker 1: that B. If you are on that doc, you're not
- 24:18Speaker 1: one of us. It really is interesting. So obviously they
- 24:26Speaker 1: get married and they start to be like this thing
- 24:29Speaker 1: where they're like, yeah, after coaching, she starts to adopt
- 24:34Speaker 1: my style or am I adopting her style? What's what?
- 24:37Speaker 1: They ask her, are you adopting his style? She's like,
- 24:39Speaker 1: I don't even know. They make it a big fucking
- 24:42Speaker 1: point to ask her that she's adopted his style when
- 24:45Speaker 1: it's like, is his style... bland mediocrity, basic mediocrity, this
- 24:56Speaker 1: documentary is going to really try and be like, they're creatives.
- 25:01Speaker 1: They think out of the box. Like their style is
- 25:06Speaker 1: just like, not power moves. Like, you know how, like,
- 25:09Speaker 1: it's like almost like they want to be like, okay,
- 25:13Speaker 1: what you guys think b-ball and b-girl and b-boying are,
- 25:18Speaker 1: That's mostly power moves. But the real stuff is in
- 25:23Speaker 1: the transitions and the fun creativity you throw in there.
- 25:28Speaker 1: You're just like... You can't do any of those moves.
- 25:33Speaker 1: That's why you think it's that way. Also, your technique
- 25:38Speaker 1: is bad. If you can't do a backbend, you can't
- 25:44Speaker 1: go back really well. You can't make a very... clean
- 25:49Speaker 1: line that is sharp, where your body and its movement
- 25:54Speaker 1: articulates the ends of movements in a very strong, hard-hitting,
- 26:01Speaker 1: or interesting way, you're not doing the dance. It's like
- 26:06Speaker 1: so weird, right? Like when you think in the micro
- 26:10Speaker 1: granular moments of what makes a truly great dancer versus
- 26:16Speaker 1: someone who can move well, What makes a truly gifted
- 26:21Speaker 1: vocalist over someone who can sing or carry a tune?
- 26:27Speaker 1: Like what is like, oh, that person can sing if
- 26:29Speaker 1: you're listening to karaoke and like they're getting everything right.
- 26:32Speaker 1: And you're like, eh, but you will tune it out easily.
- 26:37Speaker 1: It's still like mundane kind of like elevator music, which
- 26:43Speaker 1: is music. It's, you know, it makes sense to the
- 26:46Speaker 1: moments in time in which you hear a line of
- 26:50Speaker 1: a voice being sung and you're like, what the fuck?
- 26:56Speaker 1: Or when you watch a dancer do a piece of choreography,
- 27:00Speaker 1: maybe you've seen a different dancer do it, or maybe
- 27:04Speaker 1: you are just in the perfect place and time with
- 27:07Speaker 1: someone who is so brilliantly gifted that their body is
- 27:13Speaker 1: in real time giving movement to music with breath in
- 27:24Speaker 1: a way that connects you spiritually. And it's like, and yeah,
- 27:34Speaker 1: it's because these people like become vessels and vehicles for
- 27:39Speaker 1: like some sort of artistic greatness. Like, I don't know
- 27:42Speaker 1: how to say it. Like when, you know, yeah, when
- 27:43Speaker 1: you see someone, it's like, it's of course a perfect
- 27:46Speaker 1: combination of someone being incredibly gifted, prone to something, maybe
- 27:53Speaker 1: even blessed physically through their own genetics and technique practice
- 28:00Speaker 1: and a certain amount of luck to just be able
- 28:02Speaker 1: to sing that well or move their body and hit
- 28:08Speaker 1: certain things so sharply that it takes your breath away.
- 28:15Speaker 1: It's just... We've all experienced that. And I think that
- 28:21Speaker 1: we all kind of know if we've ever, we can
- 28:26Speaker 1: do it ourselves or if we've even touched moments of
- 28:29Speaker 1: being able to do it. I can't dance. Obviously I
- 28:32Speaker 1: can't sing or dance wildly. Well, I've had moments of
- 28:36Speaker 1: singing pretty good, not on this podcast, but you know
- 28:39Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Where I'm like, okay, well, cause I'm
- 28:41Speaker 1: in character and I can do something, whatever. It's usually
- 28:43Speaker 1: in character. but I know I'm not a good dancer
- 28:48Speaker 1: and I know I'm not going to go out there
- 28:50Speaker 1: and sing opera. Even if I think that I have
- 28:54Speaker 1: a good voice and even if I think that I'm
- 28:56Speaker 1: flexible and can like kick, like at a certain age,
- 29:02Speaker 1: if you're 30 and or more, And wanting to do
- 29:07Speaker 1: something that's artistic and call yourself a professional that you
- 29:13Speaker 1: don't get paid for, but you want to be at
- 29:16Speaker 1: a level that you're never going to get at because
- 29:19Speaker 1: you never have been at it and no one around
- 29:22Speaker 1: you is at it. What is real and what's not?
- 29:26Speaker 1: At this point in the doc, it becomes weird because
- 29:31Speaker 1: we're like, I need the doc to tell us that
- 29:36Speaker 1: like no actual dancers would film because they have this
- 29:39Speaker 1: gun Louie who is going to throw the Oceana qualifying event.
- 29:46Speaker 1: We've met two other break girl dancers. We've seen them
- 29:49Speaker 1: break girl dance and they're better than Rachel, but still
- 29:52Speaker 1: not wildly great. And Sammy, who's her coach, who he
- 29:56Speaker 1: thinks he has his own style is is so bad,
- 29:59Speaker 1: we're so fucking confused. Okay, so the Olympics are going
- 30:03Speaker 1: to happen, obviously, we know, in Paris in 2020. And
- 30:06Speaker 1: breaking becomes an Olympic sport. And so, as we say,
- 30:10Speaker 1: they have qualifiers. Now, the way that it worked is
- 30:12Speaker 1: that Oceania, which is like Australia, New Zealand, you know,
- 30:16Speaker 1: some of the French Polynesia, like a bunch of islands,
- 30:18Speaker 1: God bless. I'm sorry, I don't know what Oceania is.
- 30:21Speaker 1: I realized, I was like, oh, that's interesting. I would just,
- 30:23Speaker 1: if you said Oceania, I'd be like, Little Mermaid? Okay,
- 30:26Speaker 1: and that's because I'm a dumb American. That's on me.
- 30:28Speaker 1: It's my fault. It's not even America's fault. It's Chris
- 30:31Speaker 1: Farah's fault. Okay, so at the qualifier, that lovely older
- 30:36Speaker 1: lady was like, I'm 41, so she loses against Rachel.
- 30:40Speaker 1: We're like, what? The curly-haired girl didn't want to do
- 30:43Speaker 1: the Olympics. She's like, I'm a B-girl at heart. I'm
- 30:46Speaker 1: not a B-girl for the Bucks. We're like, oh. Okay. Okay. Um,
- 30:55Speaker 1: so Rachel is there and she says she flies through
- 30:57Speaker 1: the first two rounds. So already we're like, what? Oh, I,
- 31:06Speaker 1: when we see Rachel dance and we know this from
- 31:09Speaker 1: watching obviously the Olympics, it feels like there is nothing
- 31:14Speaker 1: that the woman does that I feel like I can't do.
- 31:19Speaker 1: And that's just not how it should be. I should
- 31:22Speaker 1: be wrecked with jealousy at V a certain amount of
- 31:26Speaker 1: like hopeless futileness watching someone do something at the Olympic
- 31:29Speaker 1: level in that I'll never be able to do it.
- 31:36Speaker 1: I can't be like, Oh, what should I be? Oh,
- 31:41Speaker 1: Olympic break dancer. Now let me get into this more,
- 31:49Speaker 1: but it's like, it is, it's, It's just crazy. It's just,
- 31:53Speaker 1: it's very, it's very intense. Okay. So as I said,
- 31:56Speaker 1: she flies through the first two rounds, the last rounds
- 31:58Speaker 1: against some frizzy haired girl, Molly. And the other girl
- 32:06Speaker 1: like does something she says I couldn't do. And Reagan
- 32:09Speaker 1: like never, wait, I'm so sorry. I'm reading my notes
- 32:13Speaker 1: and it's weird. Okay. Okay. The other girl I think
- 32:17Speaker 1: is better. Okay. The other girl has a lot more
- 32:20Speaker 1: like groove and a lot more style. Now, I don't
- 32:23Speaker 1: know why Rachel wins. Okay. It's like, and it's like
- 32:27Speaker 1: real back and forth, like one, one. And somehow Rachel
- 32:31Speaker 1: like takes it up. Okay. And they have, they show
- 32:33Speaker 1: us the judges and there's like three guys and none
- 32:35Speaker 1: of them look pleased at all. I don't know what,
- 32:37Speaker 1: what they're doing there or if they have eyes. The
- 32:40Speaker 1: minute Rachel wins, some lady appears to do a drug
- 32:43Speaker 1: test because now they're in business and the business is
- 32:45Speaker 1: the Olympic business. You better not do any drugs. And
- 32:47Speaker 1: I was like, oh my God, I wonder if they
- 32:49Speaker 1: knew that. I don't want to put labels on girls
- 32:55Speaker 1: and b-boys, but I wonder if all the people that
- 32:57Speaker 1: were b-girls and b-boys at all the qualifying events throughout
- 33:00Speaker 1: the world knew that if they won immediately after they
- 33:03Speaker 1: would be drug tested. Because I would think that some
- 33:08Speaker 1: weed and some of them systems... Okay. Rachel also says this,
- 33:18Speaker 1: which I find to be so weirdly like entitled and
- 33:24Speaker 1: delusional and Karen that I'm like, she's someone who I
- 33:26Speaker 1: think is going to like have one of like a
- 33:28Speaker 1: viral video happen again. But this one will be like
- 33:31Speaker 1: her drunk on a plane because she says that. So no,
- 33:34Speaker 1: now she obviously qualifies for the Olympics and she's like,
- 33:38Speaker 1: I thought they're, they would have like a training program
- 33:42Speaker 1: for me. Like I thought I would have like a
- 33:45Speaker 1: nutritionist provided. And it's like, you thought what? You thought
- 33:51Speaker 1: the Olympics were going to train you to be a
- 33:55Speaker 1: break dancer? Bitch, you should already be a break dancer.
- 33:59Speaker 1: That's the thing. They're supposing you already do that. They're
- 34:05Speaker 1: supposing you've already got that. They think you know how
- 34:09Speaker 1: to break dance. They don't know that for some reason
- 34:12Speaker 1: some weird guy named Louie was head of this whole
- 34:16Speaker 1: qualifying event and does not know up from down. Like,
- 34:22Speaker 1: I mean, it was done so shoddily. I'm like, is
- 34:24Speaker 1: this real life? It feels like it's some beauty pageant.
- 34:30Speaker 1: You know how there's all those off-brand beauty pageants? Always
- 34:34Speaker 1: called something crazy. Mrs. International... hosting America pageant. You're like, what?
- 34:45Speaker 1: Just words. International, beauty, pageant, America, Ms., Mrs. You're just like,
- 34:51Speaker 1: you know, pick them out of like a fishbowl, like
- 34:55Speaker 1: three of them and make a pageant. You know, like
- 34:56Speaker 1: it does feel like that sometimes. It feels like those
- 34:59Speaker 1: pageants have more organization than what the fuck Louis did
- 35:01Speaker 1: for this qualifying event. Okay. So obviously now they have
- 35:07Speaker 1: to do this thing and they... this is where the
- 35:10Speaker 1: documentary like becomes like a multi-cam sitcom, like cast a
- 35:17Speaker 1: hijinks where it's like a weird montage-y like of like,
- 35:22Speaker 1: of like, what's the, um, Rocky, oh, like a Rocky
- 35:28Speaker 1: Balboa montage of like someone getting in shape. Like, She's
- 35:32Speaker 1: going to go on the plan. The plan is like
- 35:35Speaker 1: strength training. She has to learn how to do power
- 35:38Speaker 1: moves and even do a power move. She has to
- 35:41Speaker 1: be able to balance like core wise on her body.
- 35:45Speaker 1: But these are things that people that are professional dancers
- 35:49Speaker 1: have been doing and know how to do. They know
- 35:51Speaker 1: how to do that. They know how to do those
- 35:53Speaker 1: handstands and all that shit, but this bitch doesn't. She's
- 35:56Speaker 1: not dancer. She is a hobbyist. I mean, this is
- 36:01Speaker 1: so crazy. I mean, this is so bananas. It's so
- 36:03Speaker 1: crazy that she was like, put me in coach. Okay. So,
- 36:08Speaker 1: and coach being the world. Okay. So- She has to
- 36:13Speaker 1: learn how to do these power moves because she knows
- 36:15Speaker 1: it's high-scoring things. Like we said, there's this guy named
- 36:19Speaker 1: Louie that oversees all of the Australian bee community, which
- 36:22Speaker 1: I'm like, I would kick him out. It feels like she...
- 36:25Speaker 1: This exactly feels like someone who would... decide to book
- 36:31Speaker 1: themselves in a 5k that, and they've never ran before,
- 36:35Speaker 1: but they're doing that to force themselves into a like
- 36:39Speaker 1: running training program. Cause it's like, well, I wouldn't do
- 36:43Speaker 1: it unless I had the deadline. So now I know
- 36:45Speaker 1: I have to run a 5k and you know, two
- 36:47Speaker 1: weeks you're like, oh my God, bitch, you have a
- 36:50Speaker 1: lot to strain for, you know, it's like that kind
- 36:52Speaker 1: of thing. It's like she did that version and instead
- 36:55Speaker 1: of the 5k, it was the Olympics. And she was like, well,
- 36:57Speaker 1: I guess I have to become a B girl now.
- 37:00Speaker 1: And it's like, Oh my God, bitch. No, you have
- 37:03Speaker 1: to be one. Literally have to be, be already be
- 37:07Speaker 1: already be a B girl. All right. So, um, she
- 37:16Speaker 1: then says, That she had never consistently been in the gym.
- 37:23Speaker 1: And that one time someone told her that girls don't
- 37:28Speaker 1: do power moves, she said. And I want to be like, wait. So.
- 37:36Speaker 1: is a B-girl, B-boy culture a feminist culture or is
- 37:40Speaker 1: it not? I thought your whole thing was you entered
- 37:43Speaker 1: into the space being like, girls dance like the boys dance.
- 37:46Speaker 1: You literally said that. And now you're saying that you
- 37:49Speaker 1: don't do the hardest kind of, best kind of B-girl,
- 37:52Speaker 1: B-boy moves, not because you can't and you don't know
- 37:55Speaker 1: how to or you refuse to train, because some person
- 37:59Speaker 1: told you that little girls can't and you internalize that
- 38:02Speaker 1: and believe that even though your whole fucking thing is
- 38:05Speaker 1: being a feminist? That's why someone told you, someone told
- 38:10Speaker 1: you you can't. And so you were like, okay. Which
- 38:14Speaker 1: by the way, makes no sense because even I know
- 38:16Speaker 1: and can see that girls are always doing power moves.
- 38:19Speaker 1: There's always girls spin on their heads and shit. Are
- 38:20Speaker 1: you talking? It's okay. It's just hard. I, you know,
- 38:28Speaker 1: truthfully don't watch as much like battling in a B-girl,
- 38:32Speaker 1: B-boy way as much as I probably watch like drag battling, like,
- 38:37Speaker 1: you know, like that girl dancer Polly and stuff like that.
- 38:40Speaker 1: I like, you know, I don't know how to say
- 38:41Speaker 1: her last name. Like I do watch a lot of
- 38:43Speaker 1: that kind of dancing, but any kind of battle dancing and,
- 38:48Speaker 1: you know, B-girl or drag, like ball, ballroom, that kind
- 38:54Speaker 1: of thing are always going to need the rousing excitement audience,
- 39:02Speaker 1: like visceral reaction that a power moves. That's why a
- 39:06Speaker 1: death drop happens all the time in those, in ball moves.
- 39:13Speaker 1: That's why you see them. They're jaw dropping, you know?
- 39:17Speaker 1: That's why it's exciting. So she's like, I've never been
- 39:23Speaker 1: surrounded by serious, serious athletes. people were probably wondering why
- 39:27Speaker 1: I was here. And it's like, yeah, because there's serious athletes.
- 39:31Speaker 1: And they're like, why is this person here? We're at
- 39:34Speaker 1: the Olympics. She goes to Taiwan to find people for
- 39:39Speaker 1: power moves. I just want to be like, I wish
- 39:43Speaker 1: one of them would just look at camera and be like,
- 39:48Speaker 1: she doesn't have it. So she starts to try and
- 39:55Speaker 1: break this down, but they're going to go on different stops.
- 39:57Speaker 1: And they go to a master's, and she doesn't even
- 40:00Speaker 1: make it. She doesn't make it past the preliminary. And
- 40:03Speaker 1: she sees her competition, and we're supposed to assume that
- 40:06Speaker 1: she's been seeing her competition. But then they start to
- 40:08Speaker 1: be like, it starts to set in how hard it's
- 40:11Speaker 1: going to be. And it's like, oh. You guys don't
- 40:17Speaker 1: have the internet? You never saw what people were doing
- 40:19Speaker 1: in other parts of the world? You thought you and
- 40:21Speaker 1: Louis were just, you know... making quick moves and that
- 40:25Speaker 1: was it. So Flix, which is the older lady who
- 40:34Speaker 1: had been in the qualifier with the blonde hair, said
- 40:37Speaker 1: that she saw a post and the post was of
- 40:41Speaker 1: Rachel dancing and it was sloppy. And that it started
- 40:48Speaker 1: to become like, oh no, she won and it's going
- 40:50Speaker 1: to be really bad for us at the Olympics. And
- 40:52Speaker 1: Tiny Locks is like, Yeah, well, yeah, I was sloppy
- 40:56Speaker 1: in that video, but it's always sloppy. It's Rachel. Tiny
- 41:04Speaker 1: locks comes for her. It makes me happy because it's
- 41:08Speaker 1: like it has to be done. So what has happened
- 41:12Speaker 1: is they are like, Louie becomes our head coach and
- 41:16Speaker 1: Sammy is like the other coach. And Louie's like, yep,
- 41:19Speaker 1: I'm the head coach. And is also like, I trained
- 41:21Speaker 1: with her like three times. We're like, bitch, do you
- 41:23Speaker 1: know what head coach means? I don't know why it is.
- 41:26Speaker 1: It feels like something... There must be some rumored reason
- 41:31Speaker 1: why Louie was made the head coach and nothing was
- 41:33Speaker 1: asked of him. And also, Louie seems to have no
- 41:36Speaker 1: responsibility for himself and her. He doesn't feel like he has...
- 41:41Speaker 1: There's no reason why he should feel that he's in
- 41:43Speaker 1: anything wrong. And that's another thing. I definitely wish the
- 41:48Speaker 1: producers of this doc were like, hey, Louie, do you
- 41:52Speaker 1: think you have any culpability in her not being ready
- 41:57Speaker 1: for the Olympics since you said that you were her
- 42:02Speaker 1: head coach and you had already witnessed her dancing before?
- 42:08Speaker 1: So you knew her skill level? Thoughts would be a
- 42:14Speaker 1: great question. Never asked. Okay. He's like, I was so busy.
- 42:23Speaker 1: I do all the admin stuff. So just really spread thin. Well,
- 42:27Speaker 1: ma'am Louie. They missed stop two. They realized things aren't
- 42:34Speaker 1: doing it well. And so you're like, they have like
- 42:37Speaker 1: three weeks left. And they're like, we're like, okay, so
- 42:39Speaker 1: is this where you decide to finally buckle down and quit?
- 42:44Speaker 1: Is this where you decide to call in the best
- 42:48Speaker 1: B dancer of all time to give you one trick,
- 42:52Speaker 1: at least one way to win this? No. What they
- 42:54Speaker 1: decide to do is just go on a media blitz.
- 42:59Speaker 1: And there is a clip show of them just going on,
- 43:01Speaker 1: media parents at a media parents, just talking about this.
- 43:04Speaker 1: And it's maybe the only subtle time that the documentary
- 43:07Speaker 1: shows us, I think, in an unspoken way, that these
- 43:10Speaker 1: people are grifters. That they were just in it for
- 43:13Speaker 1: a little bit of fame. And whatever their con was, breakdancing.
- 43:23Speaker 1: She has to, on these news programs, say things like,
- 43:28Speaker 1: I'm going for a medal. When she knows she's She
- 43:35Speaker 1: has no chance. So then Louie's like, yeah, it was
- 43:40Speaker 1: a losing battle. She starts to have mental health issues.
- 43:44Speaker 1: She says she goes on an antidepressants. I'm like, oh,
- 43:48Speaker 1: so you have a, why? Like, is it because she
- 43:53Speaker 1: has anxiety? And I guess my thing is at some point,
- 43:59Speaker 1: I know we have such things as imposter syndrome, and
- 44:02Speaker 1: I know the Olympics is a high-level place, but sometimes
- 44:04Speaker 1: I also want to be like, is anxiety and fear
- 44:08Speaker 1: there to save us from making horrible decisions? Should I
- 44:13Speaker 1: call her delusional if she, in fact, has fear and
- 44:17Speaker 1: anxiety over the decisions that she's making? Because she seems
- 44:20Speaker 1: to be just bypassing them. I am assuming an actual
- 44:23Speaker 1: delusional person would never have them. Producer's like, hey, why
- 44:31Speaker 1: don't you guys just quit? And she said because she
- 44:34Speaker 1: would have regretted it. It seems like they thought the
- 44:43Speaker 1: Olympics were a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that doesn't happen to anyone
- 44:49Speaker 1: that you should just go along for the ride with
- 44:53Speaker 1: like you would do if you got cast in a
- 44:56Speaker 1: reality show or something. something like that. It's just that
- 45:06Speaker 1: what it negates is the respect for the athletes who
- 45:14Speaker 1: have trained for this thing their whole lives that you
- 45:19Speaker 1: just feel like you fell into. You know, it's like, yeah,
- 45:26Speaker 1: you didn't, win a spot on like the bachelorette. Like
- 45:30Speaker 1: you somehow finagled your way into the Olympics and you
- 45:39Speaker 1: don't deserve to be there. And it's so shocking. You
- 45:43Speaker 1: want people to not be horrified that you didn't realize that. It's,
- 45:54Speaker 1: you know what it is? It's like a weird level
- 45:56Speaker 1: of being rude. It's like so inappropriate. Her inability to
- 46:03Speaker 1: like know her place and what is appropriate for her
- 46:07Speaker 1: level of skill and what this event is, is so
- 46:10Speaker 1: off that it's just like anti-socially rude. But she's going
- 46:15Speaker 1: to frame it in many different ways and none of
- 46:18Speaker 1: it is like take accountability for it. Okay. So... Her
- 46:24Speaker 1: parents are having some health issues and her mom had
- 46:27Speaker 1: three aneurysms. She almost died. We're like, oh, so sad
- 46:29Speaker 1: for her mom or whatever. But also they're like, maybe
- 46:31Speaker 1: we won't go. And we're like, oh my God. I mean,
- 46:34Speaker 1: you're saving yourself, but God bless. Rachel's like, my goal
- 46:41Speaker 1: became just to get one vote. And it's interesting. It's like, why?
- 46:46Speaker 1: Why do you want one vote? Is it because you
- 46:50Speaker 1: want to think to yourself- that someone thinks that your
- 46:57Speaker 1: artistic work is better than obviously a more talented person's,
- 47:11Speaker 1: that'd be for your ego. If your whole thing is
- 47:15Speaker 1: a love of this art form that you're going to study,
- 47:17Speaker 1: wouldn't you want the best work to win? And at
- 47:22Speaker 1: this point, We all know it's not going to be yours.
- 47:26Speaker 1: So it's incredibly like, it's an ego-driven want for your
- 47:30Speaker 1: work to be like accoladed when it's obviously like far
- 47:37Speaker 1: beneath where we are. And it doesn't deserve it. Like
- 47:42Speaker 1: not everyone deserves a participation trophy, right? And you aren't
- 47:50Speaker 1: a victim of that. You aren't a victim of not winning.
- 47:53Speaker 1: You aren't a victim of being as good as everyone
- 47:56Speaker 1: else in this one thing. It's like, I guess that
- 48:00Speaker 1: whole thing is like, you can be whatever you want
- 48:01Speaker 1: to be. You can't be whatever you want to be.
- 48:03Speaker 1: You can't be one of the best dancers in the
- 48:06Speaker 1: world if you aren't one of the best dancers in
- 48:08Speaker 1: the world. You know? And that's the truth. Like, I
- 48:14Speaker 1: can't be queen of America. I mean, what to tell you?
- 48:20Speaker 1: You can't be like, Chris, if you really want to
- 48:21Speaker 1: be Queen of America, you'll find a way. What am
- 48:23Speaker 1: I going to do? Try and take over the entire
- 48:25Speaker 1: government and then enact a monarchy and make myself a queen?
- 48:30Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not going to do that. I have
- 48:32Speaker 1: no guns. I'm scared of confrontation, much less any sort
- 48:37Speaker 1: of violence. I mean, you know, what? If you wanted enough, Chris,
- 48:40Speaker 1: you would raise an army. I mean, you know, like, no.
- 48:44Speaker 1: She can't dance. I can't be Queen of America. I'd
- 48:48Speaker 1: be a better queen of America than she'd be a dancer.
- 48:52Speaker 1: But I can't get what I want. Anyway. She starts
- 49:02Speaker 1: to frame her choices being thusly. She started to realize
- 49:08Speaker 1: that she had no hope, that she did not have
- 49:11Speaker 1: the technique there, that she, after studying in Taiwan and
- 49:14Speaker 1: after all the strength training, that she barely made any
- 49:16Speaker 1: actually workouts and she can't balance herself. enough to do, again,
- 49:22Speaker 1: one exciting move. So instead, she's going to just do
- 49:25Speaker 1: weird choreography. And the weird choreography is going to have
- 49:28Speaker 1: ties to Australia. So she's going to jump around like
- 49:31Speaker 1: a kangaroo and she's going to do some dolphin shit.
- 49:36Speaker 1: And she's going to do a sprinkler. And she's going
- 49:39Speaker 1: to present a living, breathing testimony to the history of
- 49:45Speaker 1: Australia in dance form. And then she's going to use
- 49:52Speaker 1: that coupled with, I'm a woman, so don't you fucking
- 49:56Speaker 1: fuck with me, to be like, that was the choice
- 49:58Speaker 1: I made. Creativity. And I was hounded for it. Hounded.
- 50:05Speaker 1: Because I was a smart Australian scholar, patriotic, loved kangaroos,
- 50:11Speaker 1: was trying to teach you stupid assholes about them. Her
- 50:20Speaker 1: story about arriving in Paris, honey, and Sammy cannot be
- 50:24Speaker 1: with her because I'm like, you guys have such a
- 50:26Speaker 1: fucking codependent relationship. And she's walking through the village and
- 50:28Speaker 1: she doesn't know what the thing is or she has
- 50:30Speaker 1: a panic attack. honey. And then, you know, I'm just like, yeah,
- 50:33Speaker 1: that's your body being like run away. You just don't listen.
- 50:36Speaker 1: And then it was interesting. She said that in the village,
- 50:39Speaker 1: they have like a meditation room with a VR headset
- 50:42Speaker 1: that like makes people like visualize walking out in front
- 50:46Speaker 1: of all the people and the screaming and stuff like that.
- 50:47Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh my God, could you imagine
- 50:50Speaker 1: playing that VR game? I want to be like, I
- 50:55Speaker 1: want to be an Olympian. I don't know. I, would
- 51:01Speaker 1: be so excited if there was a VR game, exactly
- 51:05Speaker 1: like she described, I'm going to pick figure skating, obviously,
- 51:08Speaker 1: where it's like, I get to walk, I get to
- 51:11Speaker 1: like glide onto an ice. And so it's like, you
- 51:14Speaker 1: feel that. And then people are, you know, roaring excited.
- 51:18Speaker 1: And then somehow you can like do a routine and
- 51:22Speaker 1: like learn how to like jump in ways that designates
- 51:27Speaker 1: you doing a triple axel in the VR world. And
- 51:31Speaker 1: then you could do a whole goddamn routine. And in
- 51:33Speaker 1: the very end of the routine, people obviously uproariously cheer
- 51:37Speaker 1: and like throw roses at you. And if there was
- 51:40Speaker 1: such a VR as me being able to virtually do
- 51:43Speaker 1: some sort of Olympic ice skating routine, I would probably
- 51:47Speaker 1: die doing the VR because I'd be like in a
- 51:50Speaker 1: constant loop. I would never stop doing it. I'd be like,
- 51:55Speaker 1: She died doing what she loved, pretending to dance in
- 51:58Speaker 1: her head. She starts to get excited that maybe she'll
- 52:08Speaker 1: just have an amazing experience, but she's also excited because
- 52:10Speaker 1: it's soon to be over. Sammy, Sammy the entire time
- 52:15Speaker 1: is like, you can do it, babe. Just be confident
- 52:18Speaker 1: out there. Just be present, whatever happens. Sammy never is like,
- 52:27Speaker 1: I should have told her that she wasn't good enough
- 52:31Speaker 1: and saved us this. I should have been like a
- 52:33Speaker 1: voice of reason. I should have like tried. I should have.
- 52:37Speaker 1: I wasn't. Sammy was like living vicariously through her or
- 52:42Speaker 1: both of them. They both just loved how famous she
- 52:44Speaker 1: was and like going on local news radio stations. They
- 52:51Speaker 1: go to the Place de la Concorde where they're having
- 52:53Speaker 1: the big battle. Everyone's watching. It's like 1.30 a.m. when
- 52:57Speaker 1: the battle's happening in Australia, but Flix and Tinylocks are there.
- 53:01Speaker 1: Louis gets to be on the floor while Sammy is
- 53:03Speaker 1: up there. It's like the 17 best B-girls on the planet,
- 53:08Speaker 1: says the announcer. We're like... 16, maybe. Snoop is there.
- 53:21Speaker 1: I forgot Snoop was so all over these 2020 Olympics.
- 53:24Speaker 1: I'm always so confused by that. Who did... Why? Why?
- 53:30Speaker 1: How does someone get paid? How much money did he
- 53:33Speaker 1: get paid to somehow be the face of the fucking Olympics?
- 53:37Speaker 1: Celebrityhood is so crazy sometimes. Okay. First battle is Reagan
- 53:46Speaker 1: versus logistics. Reagan versus... Reagan... Reagan versus logistics from America.
- 53:58Speaker 1: None of the people that she battles are given the
- 54:04Speaker 1: time of day. We don't get to see them or
- 54:06Speaker 1: talk to them. They barely show them. Obviously, they didn't
- 54:09Speaker 1: get the rights. It's obvious that they... It would have
- 54:12Speaker 1: been great to have any of them be like, I
- 54:16Speaker 1: didn't know what to expect. But then when she started dancing...
- 54:20Speaker 1: I was shocked. I want to be like, yeah, what'd
- 54:23Speaker 1: you think? First round, 18-0. She thought she would get
- 54:26Speaker 1: a vote. She doesn't. Sammy rushes down to be like,
- 54:30Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, wifey, for not being honest with you.
- 54:33Speaker 1: This is going to be hard. And I didn't set
- 54:34Speaker 1: you up for success. No, just kidding. He's like, you're
- 54:36Speaker 1: doing great. Keep going. That's great. This is crazy. Talk
- 54:44Speaker 1: about gray gardens. Talk about mommy dearest. What happens with
- 54:48Speaker 1: couples that get together that just live in kooky, kooky
- 54:50Speaker 1: town together? You're like, ooh. She's like, I don't think
- 54:57Speaker 1: I'm doing fine. Why am I so slow? She says, yeah,
- 55:04Speaker 1: you are 23 levels down. from where these people are
- 55:14Speaker 1: as dancers. You're just so off. It's just that the
- 55:22Speaker 1: way your body moves, the way these people move, these
- 55:24Speaker 1: people are professional dancers. You'll never move like them. I
- 55:30Speaker 1: am just surprised that you have the wherewithal to know
- 55:33Speaker 1: that you are going slower than them because I honestly
- 55:35Speaker 1: don't even know if you know that you look different.
- 55:38Speaker 1: So when she starts saying things like that, you're like, oh, okay,
- 55:40Speaker 1: I get it. You do know. You do know that
- 55:45Speaker 1: you are slower than them. You do know that there
- 55:47Speaker 1: is a difference. Now, whether you just decided in real
- 55:53Speaker 1: time to get over the cringe or whether you decided
- 55:55Speaker 1: that if anyone tries to make fun of me about this,
- 55:57Speaker 1: I'm just going to play victim, play like a feminist
- 56:00Speaker 1: victim about it. So it'll work out for me. I'll
- 56:03Speaker 1: get a Netflix special. I'm not quite sure what she
- 56:04Speaker 1: told herself, but that is what's happening. Second battle, France,
- 56:10Speaker 1: this girl named Cece. France happens. She says it was
- 56:16Speaker 1: a blur. It's 18-0. Third round is the world champ.
- 56:21Speaker 1: She's 17. Now, when the world champ and her are
- 56:30Speaker 1: going against each other, Rachel does this thing where she like,
- 56:35Speaker 1: I guess you have to act cocky, you know, when
- 56:38Speaker 1: you do this kind of shit. So she's like, Yawning
- 56:41Speaker 1: like as if what the world champ is doing is
- 56:44Speaker 1: boring her when it's like so the other way around.
- 56:51Speaker 1: When it's so crazy insulting, like it is so like, yeah, like,
- 56:56Speaker 1: I mean. Louis says he's speechless watching it. Here's the thing, though.
- 57:08Speaker 1: Rachel's like, I got an ace up my sleeve. Yeah,
- 57:11Speaker 1: she's the 70-year-old child prodigy dancer that can dance circles
- 57:14Speaker 1: around me, truly. But they have no idea what I got.
- 57:20Speaker 1: So she starts her routine, which we've seen in real time.
- 57:22Speaker 1: But the way the documentary shows it is that they
- 57:25Speaker 1: show it like it's edited like the climactic scene of
- 57:32Speaker 1: Little Miss Sunshine. there's lights. It's supposed to be like
- 57:43Speaker 1: she's in her creative land, like she's Dolly or Picasso
- 57:49Speaker 1: on some other realm of consciousness and of joy creating
- 57:53Speaker 1: from a different place that should be connecting us all
- 57:57Speaker 1: from her sense of wild abandon and freedom. That's the
- 58:06Speaker 1: vibe that the montage wants us to think it is.
- 58:12Speaker 1: Louis says he had to hide his face. Sammy said
- 58:17Speaker 1: he was struck by the beauty of the performance. She
- 58:23Speaker 1: starts to go viral, obviously. She sees the memes, Rachel
- 58:26Speaker 1: Dratch on Fallon, which, Rachel Dratch, please, I wish they
- 58:32Speaker 1: would just give, like, a panel of female comedians, a
- 58:40Speaker 1: late night talk show. Obviously, Chelsea Lately had one. And obviously,
- 58:45Speaker 1: we have The View, but those aren't comedians. There's so
- 58:49Speaker 1: many funny females. I wish there was a late night
- 58:53Speaker 1: panel where it would be Rachel Dratch or, I don't know,
- 58:57Speaker 1: Anna Gaskier. Anyone funny from any part of our lives
- 59:01Speaker 1: that could just go and sit and talk about pop
- 59:04Speaker 1: culture things for like a nighttime. They don't talk about,
- 59:07Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, just make my dream come true.
- 59:10Speaker 1: I think she'd be so funny and be like, there's
- 59:11Speaker 1: a billion people, Sherry O'Terry would be so funny on it.
- 59:13Speaker 1: I mean, obviously. You can like, it could be like
- 59:17Speaker 1: Jenny Slate. I mean, I don't mean to like pick
- 59:19Speaker 1: people from SNL. You could do so many people. Okay.
- 59:23Speaker 1: So basically... We get a little opinion from Snoop being like, yeah,
- 59:30Speaker 1: when I watched it, I had a laugh. And that's
- 59:35Speaker 1: when Rachel's like, The vitriol that came in, honey, it
- 59:38Speaker 1: took a turn. It was so hateful. And it was
- 59:40Speaker 1: just because I was a female. If anyone else did
- 59:44Speaker 1: it that had a penis, people would be laughing. What
- 59:46Speaker 1: a fun guy. What a little jester going out there
- 59:50Speaker 1: and making fun. But because it was me and my boobies,
- 59:53Speaker 1: people were so mad. And I'm mad about that because
- 59:56Speaker 1: I am a feminist like Chris Farah is. Chris Farah
- 59:58Speaker 1: is a feminist and she knows that it's a hard
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: world out there. It is a hard world out there.
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: And it's like hard when women are judged, you know, like...
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: are incredibly gifted and talented and are in communities of
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: people that will not give them shots or will not
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: relate to what they're doing or don't get them in
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: such a way because they only care about what they
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: care about and they are usually not either BIPOC or
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: female or queer in any kind of way, right? Okay.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: But this is not that kind of situation. She's battling
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: other females. Also, no one's making fun of her sexuality
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: or her body or anything about her gender at all.
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: They are purely making fun of your skill level. It's
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: so wildly, purely technique and skill-based, the criticisms. lambasted against you,
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: which are merited because you have none. You don't have
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: those skills. She asks people to stop harassment. People start
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: to also say that there was a conspiracy that her
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: stupid husband was one of the judges or paid the
- 1:01:26Speaker 1: judges that were in the qualifying round and then everyone
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: had to come and be like, that's not true. They
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: were independent. They're just shitty. And there's just not a
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: lot of B-girls, Louis said. Jinx was like, listen, the
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: truth is, at the qualifying Oceana round, she was just
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: the best that day. And then we're like, okay, so
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: you guys have no one. No one's, yeah, just like, yeah,
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: and if you are a B-girl, you swim away from
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Australia as fast as humanly possible. That's what we're guessing.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: Then we get a lot of video diaries of Rachel
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: crying and struggling. which is indulgent. It's hard. Listen, I
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: have become completely like calloused to watching anyone hold a
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: selfie vertical camera to their face and cry into it.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: I can't actually do it. I can't do it. I
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: think it's indicative of a mental disorder. It's now one
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: of the first signs, I think. If you do that,
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: if I see you do it, if someone does it,
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: unless it's very particular, I mean, it's a very specific situation.
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: And even then, okay, God bless. You know when, what's
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: that lady's name? Oh, that nice lady whose mom got kidnapped. Nancy,
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: my God. And then honey, you know what I'm saying? Okay, that.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: Even her crying videos weren't like her holding her camera.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: Like someone had the good grace to be holding it
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: in front of her as she cried for her mom.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: And I really obviously am so sad about that. It's
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: like we live in an influencer culture there, culture though,
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: where people really just will hold up a fucking camera
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: and be like, you guys, I can't believe I'm doing this.
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: I might delete this later, but you know, it's like, whatever,
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: you know, like just deal with it. Then call a
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: best friend, call a therapist, call someone in your life,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: go off, go offline. Anyway, she's doing what she's doing.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: She says that she was cringe and brought shame and
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: embarrassment on the country. We're like, how about the art form?
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: Do you not get that you were like wildly entitled
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: to the art form itself, that you misrepresented the art?
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: You cannot break dance that well. Bitch, this is like,
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: I don't have to tell you, like, if you love ballet,
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: but you can't do a turn on point, then you're
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: not a ballerina. And is it just that, like, you can't,
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: maybe it's just harder to, like, have that boundary, but
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: you're not a B-girl. Okay. At one point, her parents
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: are like, yeah, we kept our distance. And I was like, yeah,
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: I'm sure you fucking did. I'm sure you've been keeping
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: your distance. That's your way. That's how you parent people.
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: Not from each other, just from your children. Then she gets,
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: this is Rachel, gets an email from Richard Branson, who
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: this is like her like comeback where she tries to
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: get us to be like, look, people like me and
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: so you should like me. Richard Branson, who's like this
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: very famous rich English guy, was like, I was moved
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: by your performance. It was so original. And so when
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: people were mad at you, I wanted you to come
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: directly to my party palace in some island where I
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: could just like bow down to you. He bowed down
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: to me, me, Rachel. Are you guys friends now? You
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: guys always hang out? You guys spend Christmas together now? So,
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: you know, she reemerges on the scene after going through
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: her period of exile. And then this is probably the
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: worst part of the documentary for me, okay? Because I
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: love this girl named Tawny Locks, right? She looks like
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: the Odessa girl, right? So Tawny Locks sees her and
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: she goes right up to her and she's like, look,
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: I was offended by your routine, but mostly the sprinkler part.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: Because I know you said like all the other parts
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: were Australian or whatever, but the sprinkler, bitch, the sprinkler.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: And Rachel's like, oh, the sprinkler is quintessentially Australian. And
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: Sammy's like, she got the world talking. And then they
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: play See is Unstoppable. I'm unstoppable. You're like, oh, my God.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare you? It's like a media
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: montage of people coming around and being like positive about like,
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: you know what? We were too mean to that Rachel.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: She's not such a bad dancer. And then Teenie Locks
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: is like, yeah, so I go home because I'm like
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: quintessential sprinklers. And the bitch was right. For some reason,
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: the sprinkler dance move was invented like in Australian discos
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: in the 1970s. And the doc ends with, Rachel being like,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: so I left academia. Now what? Fame. Obviously. It's funny
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: because they just announced the new season of Dancing with
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: the Stars. And like Jenna Dewan Tatum is on it,
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: which is like big news. A, because she's literally a dancer,
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: like literally a dancer. I mean, literally a dancer. She
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: was in Step Up. And, you know, it's, A lot
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: of pop culture knowledge people would know that like Justin
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: hooked up with her. Anyway, God bless. All that to say,
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: it does feel like Rachel timed this documentary hoping that
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: people from Dancing with the Stars would get a buzz
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: that it was going to come out and hopefully be
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: like a contestant on it. Because to really be like,
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: I left academia so I made sure my schedule's free
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: for whatever's going to come my way, world. Dancing with
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: the Stars. Dancing with the Stars. But she doesn't have
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: at all an engaging personality. She's not funny. Her husband's weird.
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: She's not talented. You know what I'm saying? She's not
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: going to be someone that I think people are going
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: to want to keep up with. But I watched this
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: documentary and talked about it for an hour and seven minutes.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: So whose fault is that? Who has who? All right,
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: my loves. Thank you guys so much for watching. Please
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- 1:08:10Speaker 1: Tell me what you're watching. Tell me what you like.
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: I really appreciate you spending any amount of time with me.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Let's hold our hearts together and plant our feet and
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: breathe our love into this world. Because even if there
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: is vitriol in this world, even if there are people
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: saying mean things, and even if I say mean things
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: about Rachel or Reagan or Reagan, I don't mean it
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: in a real way. I just want people to, you know,
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: know themselves and give themselves truly and authentically what the
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: world needs. And we, the world, needs good art. All right,
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: my loves, two breaths and I'll let you go. All right,
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: my babes. Feels good. Thank you so much. I hope
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: you have a beautiful rest of your week. Great weekend.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: Great September. Great fall. Take care of yourselves and one another.
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: Stand up for what you believe and make art. And
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: give me five stars wherever you listen to podcasts. Okay, bye.