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Oh Wait...My Doctor is a Dude? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, my doctor is a dude.
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  Speaker 2: It's one more thing, one more thing?
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  Speaker 3: Are you talking, gycologist?
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  Speaker 1: I am? Do you're really uncomfortable here?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Oh no, I'll just sit back with my feet
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  Speaker 3: in the stirrups and try to relax.
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  Speaker 4: I picture every woman is a Barbie doll?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: What? Do most women prefer a dude or a woman?
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  Speaker 2: So I thought I preferred a woman. I have had
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  Speaker 2: the same gynecologist for eighteen years and it has been a.
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  Speaker 1: Bear with me. Guys.
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  Speaker 2: It has been a table grabbing experience every time, where.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, really this Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I texted my friend yesterday because I had an appointment
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, just pray for me because this
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  Speaker 2: is awful, and she's like, really, I don't even this
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  Speaker 2: isn't even a thing for me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh no, it's a thing for me. Do
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  Speaker 1: you have.
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  Speaker 3: Any reason why? Without being too graphic or personal, I.
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  Speaker 1: Do have a reason.
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  Speaker 3: Is it? Well, I guess is it psychological like my
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  Speaker 3: son has got so much anxiety about these sorts of
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  Speaker 3: things that everything's a table grabbing experience or is it
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  Speaker 3: something physically different about you?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: It's both okay, But I'm I'm also just a terrible
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  Speaker 2: medical patient, like shots all that stuff, Like I'm laying
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  Speaker 2: me down because I'm going to pass out. I have
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  Speaker 2: tattoos and piercings all over the place, but if you
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  Speaker 2: come at me with a syringe, I'm checking out.
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  Speaker 3: Yea, my son handled it well yesterday, first time in
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  Speaker 3: his life. I was very proud of him. He had
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  Speaker 3: no problem getting a shot. He just didn't really awesome.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, that's once he hits that that threshold,
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  Speaker 2: keep him there because that's yeah, that's really important.
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  Speaker 3: Having that experience once will make a huge difference, right
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  Speaker 3: for the future. Fear anyway, back to your privates.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, hey, thank you for whatever reason. And I'm
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  Speaker 2: not like, I'm not a sissy. Pain doesn't really bother me.
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  Speaker 2: But for what when it comes to medical stuff, dental
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  Speaker 2: and medical I have big issues. So for the last
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  Speaker 2: eighteen years I've had the same doctor and it has
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  Speaker 2: been an awful experience.
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  Speaker 1: So I had a new doctor yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: It was a man, and the greatest experience I've ever had.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that's sexual, yeah, but in a different
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  Speaker 1: category here now, and you know what. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Also side note, my husband said this to me. He
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  Speaker 2: was like, I've like read that there's a pleasurable experience
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  Speaker 2: when you have that done, like a pap smear done.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a lie. Okay, let's just.
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  Speaker 4: Uh I've known and lived with plenty of women through
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  Speaker 4: my life and I ain't heard that one. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, for whatever reason, he thought there might be, and
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  Speaker 2: I set that straight real quick.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, So he was a little good
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  Speaker 3: because he had heard that. Yeah, and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: you thought a dude gave you a pleasurable private parts experience.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not digging this.
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  Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, well, wait, your doctor was a guy,
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  Speaker 2: and you know I've read that these are pleasures.
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  Speaker 1: Now Nope, nothing that text real quick, we're texting buddies now. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up, dub.
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  Speaker 4: I made my doctor kiss me on the mouth before
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  Speaker 4: my colonoscopy. Yeah, it was so great.
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  Speaker 2: He finished with me, and I was like, that's it
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  Speaker 2: really no, Uh, so I I've I've had an awful experience.
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  Speaker 1: It was a male doctor.
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  Speaker 2: He was great, but I really struggle with the fact
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  Speaker 2: that he was a guy prior to the appointment. So
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is like, actually, I just
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  Speaker 2: realized this all just hit me in the face.
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  Speaker 1: How dumb this podcast topic is?
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  Speaker 2: Because how upset are you guys when a girl is
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  Speaker 2: the one that has to make you cough?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want a woman doing that. I have a
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  Speaker 3: guy doctor. No, I'd rather not have a woman involved
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  Speaker 3: in my privates at all.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I had. It was a miserable experience. I
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  Speaker 4: had some fairly severe pain that turned out to be nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Long story, but they had to do an ultrasound of
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  Speaker 4: various nether regions the Netherlands and uh and it was
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  Speaker 4: a model hot thirty year old married gal and me
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  Speaker 4: in a state of not readiness and just miserableness, and
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  Speaker 4: it was terrible. It introduced a dynamic I didn't want.
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  Speaker 4: It was fine. I dealt with it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm good, but I read Yeah, if you had the choice, really,
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  Speaker 3: oh about a doubt anybody who would want that? As
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  Speaker 3: a weirdo? And I have a friend. She was she
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  Speaker 3: worked in a doctor's office and she's attractive now, but
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  Speaker 3: she was very attractive when she was younger, and patients
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  Speaker 3: would regularly say I don't want her. Do male patients,
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  Speaker 3: please don't? I don't want her for stuff down around
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  Speaker 3: the Groino region.
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  Speaker 1: This is fascinating to me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so because he was a count, I don't either way,
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  Speaker 2: because it's medical.
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  Speaker 1: It just takes out any sexiness.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you're just getting. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I can't be aroused in a medical office.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not gonna get aroused.
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  Speaker 4: There's getting a roused in this situation.
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  Speaker 3: There's a chance of that, but I just i'd rather
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  Speaker 3: not if I got my choice, or I could go
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  Speaker 3: the other direction. I get, I don't want to. She's
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  Speaker 3: got to be under twenty five and surely er uniform.
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  Speaker 3: That's the only way we're gonna do, right.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well then you'll be standing at attention. Right.
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  Speaker 3: I had one medical thing. Yeah, I won't to explain why,
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  Speaker 3: but and it was a woman. I got there and
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  Speaker 3: it was a woman and it was specifically about am
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  Speaker 3: I dead? Here I am, it's something.
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  Speaker 4: We're all dead. Maybe a bomb went off? Hell over're back?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting.
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  Speaker 3: I had a medical thing where it was specifically that
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  Speaker 3: area and they had to like really give it the
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  Speaker 3: once over. And it was a young woman, and I thought,
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  Speaker 3: this is the worst. This is the only time in
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  Speaker 3: my life I've ever had to have this done, and
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  Speaker 3: it's a woman fantastic, Like Joe said, it was fine,
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  Speaker 3: it was, it was over. But if I get to
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  Speaker 3: choose by far, give me a seventy year old dude.
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  Speaker 1: That's so weird. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I think there's a big difference here, because for me,
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  Speaker 2: when I found out my doctor was a guy, I
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  Speaker 2: was mortified.
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  Speaker 3: But would do you prefer he's attractive or unattractive? Or
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  Speaker 3: does it make no difference?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Dude, he was smoking hot?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, smoking hot has a good job. Obviously gay though,
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  Speaker 2: which is fine. All of them are all of them?
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  Speaker 3: Are?
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  Speaker 1: Wait?
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 1: All of them?
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  Speaker 2: What a lot of the really good looking guys like guys?
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  Speaker 5: Oh okay, it's just the hormones in the water. Frogs
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  Speaker 5: have most sense of genitalia. The water's making the frogs gay.
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  Speaker 5: Are you crazy? Women's turn them gay?
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  Speaker 4: Well, they tried, and they tried, but there's just no winning.
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  Speaker 4: So they thought, Yeah, but she's a He.
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  Speaker 1: Was so sweet and like dance. Probably I didn't ask
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  Speaker 1: him to.
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  Speaker 4: I canna explain this to you, and I actually know
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  Speaker 4: a couple of obgyns. I got to ask him about this.
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  Speaker 4: If you're a woman and cause that sort of discomfort
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  Speaker 4: and maybe not aren't quite as attentive to your patient's
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  Speaker 4: comfort as you should be. It's a different dynamic than
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  Speaker 4: if you're a dude doing that. If you're a dude
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  Speaker 4: doing that, you're a monster.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: So okay. The reason that I'm I bought was.
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  Speaker 3: Holding out I know my way around that area.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, sometimes I just want to lay down
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  Speaker 2: and die.
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  Speaker 3: I was just wondering if it's a benefit to being
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  Speaker 3: a But I guess you own the part, so you
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  Speaker 3: should know.
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  Speaker 1: Here's my deal.
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  Speaker 2: I have had the same OBGYN since I was sixteen,
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  Speaker 2: and it has been a painful, awful experience every single time.
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  Speaker 2: And it was a woman, and then yesterday I had
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  Speaker 2: a new doctor. It was a dude, and it was
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  Speaker 2: it was the least invasive, most comfortable shaking hands afterwards
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  Speaker 2: situation I've ever been.
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  Speaker 4: Words are the wise for the women's If it's not great,
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  Speaker 4: keep shopping.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you guys. You guys summed it up. Thank you, Jack.
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  Speaker 4: Would you like to say anything horrifically inappropriate before we
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  Speaker 4: end up podcast?
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  Speaker 3: I'm surprised it's never come up in a doctor's office
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  Speaker 3: where they ask you if you'd prefer a male or
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  Speaker 3: a female. I gotta believe most people have a preference.
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  Speaker 1: No, they asked me if I would mind if it
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  Speaker 1: was a man.
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  Speaker 3: Speaking for me? Did they they ask? Would you prefer
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  Speaker 3: a man or a woman to be doing this? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: But then weird eve percent of the time they asked
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  Speaker 4: for the other sex. Then they might think maybe you
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  Speaker 4: just ought of fire Jim or Jenny or whatever, and
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  Speaker 4: it's it's because they are professionals and they can handle
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  Speaker 4: it either way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But if if the patient goes, oh, I'd like a female, yah,
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  Speaker 2: are you?
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  Speaker 1: Well?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but are you putting the physician in some weird
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  Speaker 2: situation if the patient's a pervert?
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  Speaker 3: I suppose.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So there's my gynecology story, guys, and a lovely story.
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 3: I could never be a doctor. I just I don't
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  Speaker 3: want to see average people's parts naked, touch them. I
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  Speaker 3: could never be a doctor.
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  Speaker 2: If I walked in for a for an obg U
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  Speaker 2: I n and Jack was my doctor, I'd jump out
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  Speaker 2: the window.
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  Speaker 3: But even just like dealing with their feet or you know,
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  Speaker 3: I got this thing under my arm or whatever, doctors
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  Speaker 3: do that?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Jack, I got this growth right? Right Jack?
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  Speaker 3: Do they start that way or does it? Do they
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  Speaker 3: get desensitized over the years of being a doctor. I
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  Speaker 3: wonder do you think you start medical school as you're
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  Speaker 3: just the sort of person that you're not. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm ooged out by the human body.
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  Speaker 4: There's there's growing into that, like any career.
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  Speaker 3: I think I would imagine.
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  Speaker 2: Joe, you have a medical problem and you walk in
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  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, it's doctor Jack.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Come on number one? What kind of medicals?
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  Speaker 3: Actually kind of hospital is this? Have you any standards?
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  Speaker 2: You know? I just got this cataract, removed my right eye,
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  Speaker 2: and they made me drop my pants, and now I'm suspicious?
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  Speaker 1: Is it doctor Jack? Well, I guess that's it.