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Brief Pyscho Breaks | Son of a Boy Dad #182 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: I don't I don't find the time. I make the
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  Speaker 5: time exactly.
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  Speaker 1: You're like father time.
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  Speaker 5: Always asking myself what I do with an extra hour
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  Speaker 5: in my day.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I saving son.
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  Speaker 5: I know me too. It's actually been awesome, but.
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  Speaker 1: The nights are shorter, like the days are long. But
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  Speaker 1: then it's like you get like it's like, oh, it's
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  Speaker 1: already nine o'clock type.
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  Speaker 5: Of When I woke up at six this morning, the
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  Speaker 5: sun was still down, and I was pissed. Did you
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  Speaker 5: were you guys up at six?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: I was up at five five nice because barsol Tait
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  Speaker 1: was in. I was like, fuck, I can't get beat
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  Speaker 5: Gotta get it in. Yeah, fuck guess great writing session
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  Speaker 5: at six this morning? Oh my god, well, that's when
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  Speaker 5: your brain's the most as working out some kinks in
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  Speaker 5: the set.
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  Speaker 1: When you're in that like space between wake and sleep,
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  Speaker 1: you're still in kind of this lucid dreaming state where
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  Speaker 1: you can blog and fucking crank bit.
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  Speaker 5: I love cranking bit right in the morning, crack a dawn.
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  Speaker 1: Crack a dog, crack bit. It's incredible. That's when I
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  Speaker 1: come up with my best shit.
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  Speaker 5: No, I look up at eight thirty and I was
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  Speaker 5: it was early, earlier than I'm used to. I slept
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  Speaker 5: a long time the last two days, just catching up
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  Speaker 5: from that road. That was that road.
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  Speaker 1: Sleep the worst, getting home to my bed. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I like more, my better, my Xbox.
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  Speaker 5: I actually, uh, we actually got to win on war
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  Speaker 5: Zone last night.
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  Speaker 3: So are those rare? First?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they are rare.
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  Speaker 3: How many people do you have to beat?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Like to wow?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it. It wasn't at It didn't used to
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  Speaker 5: be this hard. The old war Zones were much easier
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  Speaker 5: to win in. We would win like every game, like
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  Speaker 5: every not every game, we'd win. Every time we played,
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  Speaker 5: we'd get at least one win. And now it's like
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  Speaker 5: you got if you win, you have to be like
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  Speaker 5: you have to be playing the best you've ever played,
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  Speaker 5: because it's just so sweaty. Everyone is so good now
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  Speaker 5: and everyone cheats too.
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  Speaker 3: How do they cheat?
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  Speaker 5: They download it because.
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  Speaker 1: It's they're autistic sixteen year olds.
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  Speaker 5: There's that, and then which is already an unfair advantage.
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  Speaker 5: And then you, uh, you got a lot of people
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  Speaker 5: who will play its cross platform, So you playing against
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  Speaker 5: a bunch of people who have PCs and they download
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  Speaker 5: like all hacks and aim bod and speed hacks, so they.
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  Speaker 3: Can go through walls.
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  Speaker 5: No, they can look through walls though.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so extra vision where you are?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Extra vision?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you just cheat? Then there's no governing body.
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  Speaker 5: I'm an honorable player, not really, Yeah, how I played by.
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  Speaker 3: The rules to what end?
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  Speaker 1: Though, to all of the ends. But I'm saying, what
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  Speaker 1: is the purpose of you being honorable? What do you
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  Speaker 1: gain from that?
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  Speaker 5: Getting a win feels way better when you fucking win
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  Speaker 5: and you've earned it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, I ran it by the boss, So
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to turn my guest room into a fucking
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  Speaker 1: gaming setup. Francis, everyone, I'll come. I got I have like.
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  Speaker 5: Full thirty nine years old. You're going to get into gaming.
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  Speaker 1: Full blue lights, full blue lights, stangling from the gamer chair,
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  Speaker 1: lost that the.
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  Speaker 5: It seems that the ideal setup, though, for the streamers
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  Speaker 5: these days, is just a big empty room. That's what
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  Speaker 5: I got, Like, maybe like a bean bag in the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Kai sinat sanat Aiden ross.
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  Speaker 1: Aiden's isn't that big, But Kai's is cavernous. Where is that?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: He see, but he's still in New York though, right
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Is Kay Senate a streamer for children?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 5: There's been a lot of talk about it if he's
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  Speaker 5: for kids or not, and for kids. The more I see,
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  Speaker 5: the more I believe he might be for kids.
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  Speaker 1: He is not for kids. He likes dancing, singing songs
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  Speaker 1: that is not for kids.
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  Speaker 5: And I still respect the fuck out of him. Obviously
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  Speaker 5: he's a goat, But is he not? That seems to
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  Speaker 5: be the thing. When I was growing up, Twitch streaming
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  Speaker 5: was strictly for gaming, and now it seems like it's.
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  Speaker 1: More people just like doing like funny dances like do
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  Speaker 1: you are?
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  Speaker 5: None of these guys even game? Like Ky Senate's not
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  Speaker 5: a gamer? Is he He's too cool?
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  Speaker 1: He must game a little bit I don't think he
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  Speaker 1: does just to be cool, just to keep up appearances.
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  Speaker 1: He's the kind of guy that could do anything. You'd
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  Speaker 1: teach him a dance and he'll like know it within
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  Speaker 1: five minutes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember just wanted to hire him seven years ago.
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  Speaker 1: I remember Brendan Clancy was not as.
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  Speaker 5: A and he Dave said he wasn't going to amount
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  Speaker 5: to anything, right, and now look at him exactly.
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  Speaker 1: They've had no idea. He was shitting on I Show Speed.
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  Speaker 1: He showed him.
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  Speaker 5: Dave wanted I Show Speed, and Gaz want Day in
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  Speaker 5: Ross and it just didn't work out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they were offering one hundred thousand dollars
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  Speaker 1: to the I Show Speed.
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  Speaker 5: Dave wanted the Cometown guys and and Gaz wanted I
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  Speaker 5: Show Speed. That actually is like probably that probably did happen.
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  Speaker 1: What today wanted I Show Speed. It was probably like
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  Speaker 1: Travy was like, Hey, I know these guys.
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  Speaker 5: They are these guys that.
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  Speaker 1: Are pretty dope, and they just completely poop pooed them.
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  Speaker 1: Jack Mac, I'm excited for this. I think Jack Max
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  Speaker 1: is about to have a summer on him on who on,
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  Speaker 1: Like Jack Max is about to have a summer Jack
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  Speaker 1: Max is like the next big thing out of New York,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but he thrives in the summertime. He does
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  Speaker 1: oh big time.
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  Speaker 5: Seems like definitely more of a winter guy to man, No,
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  Speaker 5: you're wrong.
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  Speaker 1: He's gearing up for the summer.
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  Speaker 3: What does he do in the summer.
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  Speaker 1: I think that just the chlorophyll really uh brings the
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  Speaker 1: best out of him. Yeah, he's like a leafy plant.
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  Speaker 1: He needs the sunlight chlorophyll and he blossoms.
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  Speaker 5: I used to take chlorophyll pills. Oh fuck, yeah, they
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  Speaker 5: helped my tummy. Why, I don't know, are you a
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  Speaker 5: ficus tree. They would help with like, uh, when I
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  Speaker 5: was bloated or indigestion. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They tasted terrible. You know when you know, you ever
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  Speaker 5: take a pill that you could taste the pill. Those
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  Speaker 5: ones would fall apart and there would be like this
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  Speaker 5: like green residue coming off of them, and it just
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  Speaker 5: tasted like dirt.
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  Speaker 3: Every time I take half a xenx.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because you get the little crumble when you
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  Speaker 5: break it in half.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 5: Rone's specialty. But that's what he thrives off of, is
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  Speaker 5: those little crumbs of your oxy cottons of.
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  Speaker 1: The oxy cottons. Not with the xenax. I thought you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about xenx.
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  Speaker 5: No, No, something much worse.
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  Speaker 3: No, we were talking about xenax.
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  Speaker 5: We were.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't change the subject.
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  Speaker 5: No, I did change the subject.
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  Speaker 3: You said, that's what he thrives off of the crowds
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  Speaker 3: saying that we're now talking about.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. And then I said oxy cotton, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: which I love head pill head, I love that shit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: nothing wrong with that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, the best it's the healthiest way. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: trust science.
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  Speaker 3: The key to oxy cotton is you just can't get
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  Speaker 3: hurt that often. No, because the more you get hurt,
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  Speaker 3: the more pain you have, the more you're gonna have
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  Speaker 3: to use it.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's like you have to be judicious with your
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  Speaker 1: oxy use and.
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  Speaker 3: You're and you're yes exactly, which means be careful out
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  Speaker 3: there in the world.
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  Speaker 1: And how about Kate, Like Kate's about that that have
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  Speaker 1: oxy cotton in the breast milk? Oh yeah, she has,
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  Speaker 1: like her spine.
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  Speaker 5: Is broken in seventeen different places.
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  Speaker 3: How did that happen?
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  Speaker 5: Birth that.
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  Speaker 1: She really hurt herself in There was like a diagram
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  Speaker 1: of it, and I don't they don't know if it
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  Speaker 1: was a childbirth. Her hypothesis is that she has osteoporosis
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  Speaker 1: from breastfeeding, that her calcium is had a deficiency because
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  Speaker 1: of her seed. Wow, but like her entire spinal column,
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  Speaker 1: there's like a fucking road runner cartoon. I touch it.
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  Speaker 5: It really fucked up. It's broken in like ten places. Heavens.
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  Speaker 1: But I was just so jealous of that fucking fat
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  Speaker 1: bottle of oxycot that she's gonna.
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  Speaker 5: Get in a ninety day prescription.
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  Speaker 1: For sure, she's gonna be carrying it out like a
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  Speaker 1: fire hydrant, a big ass bottle.
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  Speaker 5: Just looking up to this guy yesterday when I picked
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  Speaker 5: up my Zoloft and they didn't give me a bag,
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  Speaker 5: like a plastic bag to put it in, so I
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  Speaker 5: just had to carry it down the street. And I
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  Speaker 5: was cracking up with the idea of someone robbing me
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  Speaker 5: for my pills and then it turning out to be zoloft. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that has to be like the worst one to rob.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, not if they're what if it cures them,
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  Speaker 1: They're off the street in two seconds.
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  Speaker 5: It could turn their life around.
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  Speaker 1: Lately, Francis and I saw an insane person on the
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  Speaker 1: street today. Uh, just the absolutely biked in together, just
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  Speaker 1: a blabbering like he was like.
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  Speaker 3: Standing on the median.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like in the as like traffic's going by him.
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  Speaker 5: I love when they do that noise like that cannibal
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  Speaker 5: from us wherever.
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  Speaker 3: The opening script of Dune, which again neither of you
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  Speaker 3: have seen.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: I just downloaded the first Dune to watch on my
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  Speaker 1: fight today.
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  Speaker 3: It sounds like as like the Sands of Time shows.
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  Speaker 3: It just shows you the translation is the opening as
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  Speaker 3: the opening thing. But that's the that's the sound that I.
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  Speaker 5: Love when they do that. They do that in like
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  Speaker 5: Star Wars, and I love that they're they're doing translations
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  Speaker 5: for a language that doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's the that. Those are the craziest authors, Like like
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  Speaker 1: the dude who wrote what are he Lord of the Rings?
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  Speaker 1: And he just like created languages and like peoples and
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  Speaker 1: like their conflicts and like how to conjugate verbs and
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  Speaker 1: other languages. That is a truly insane author. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: pray for them to get pussy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a different level of autism.
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  Speaker 1: But me and Francis saw this this crazy guy on
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  Speaker 1: the street today and then right next to us was
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  Speaker 1: this guy who was riding how'd you describe it, Francis.
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  Speaker 3: He was riding the sort of bicycle that you would
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  Speaker 3: see in a barber shop that has brass finishings and
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  Speaker 3: offers you whiskey while you wait for your.
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  Speaker 1: Haircut, A full double decker bike.
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  Speaker 3: He was like a video ahead.
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  Speaker 1: He was ahead above everybody, just and he's going like,
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  Speaker 1: there's no mechanism where he could even break the bike.
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  Speaker 3: He can't stop, can't. If he did, he would fall
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  Speaker 3: so far.
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't know how he used to probably be
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  Speaker 1: like dropped onto the bike from a balcony.
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  Speaker 5: Damn roum. Why do you look low as hell?
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  Speaker 1: I'm fucking.
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  Speaker 5: I button up the top budding and that's gonna make
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  Speaker 5: you wild.
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  Speaker 3: Why would he do that? Why would he do it?
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  Speaker 1: The attention, that sweet sweet attention, he's probably fucking off
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  Speaker 1: of it. He's definitely he's the opposite of the guy
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  Speaker 1: who wrote Lord of the Rings and can't pull up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he pulls up to a restaurant. Ladies mind helping
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  Speaker 5: me down.
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  Speaker 1: But so we're fucking driving through the intersection and this guy,
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  Speaker 1: this homeless, fucking absolute psychopath's holmost freak is freak just
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  Speaker 1: to prave freak who shouldn't even be alive much less
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  Speaker 1: on the roads.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, uh no, he was.
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  Speaker 1: He was completely snatched from his psychosist when he saw
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  Speaker 1: the guy on the on the bike and was like
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  Speaker 1: he started like he like burst out laughing and was like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: get off your high horse, I need.
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  Speaker 3: To taxes of clarity. And then the guy went through
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  Speaker 3: and he was like right back to it.
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  Speaker 1: He just like shook off Sassa's zolof bottle.
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  Speaker 5: It was good to go. That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: But the guy was completely like he was insane and
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  Speaker 1: then saw a whimsical man on a bicycle. Yeah, was
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  Speaker 1: brought to a better joke than Francis Hurrah could come
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  Speaker 1: up with him a moment and then just snapped back
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  Speaker 1: into his coast.
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  Speaker 5: It off your high horsat, it's damn good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was kind of searching for something like how's the
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  Speaker 1: weather up there would have been like that would have
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: been bait, you know what I mean, Like couldn't find
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: couldn't bring out your big bike today? You know, I
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: mean that kind of shit always works. But I needed something.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: I needed something more, didn't have anything, left it alone,
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: and then the honeycomb guy fucking beat me to the punch.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's a good one too. Yeah, I think how's
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: the weather up there? Is pretty funny though.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Then there was like seven intersections later we saw
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: another crazy homeless person making similar screaming sounds. Oh, just
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: actually screaming sounds, and Roan turned to him and he goes,
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: there's a guy on a big bike who can sort
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: you out.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see if it was the cure, sure
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: is on its way if all people are just snapped
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: out of their psychosis by just the whimsy of a
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: barbershop bicycle.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Man, what drug is it that makes you make noises
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: like that? Crack?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: It's lack of drugs, really, yeah, it's lack of uh
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: prescription for for mental illness that is probably, you know,
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: at least somewhat treatable, but these people don't have access
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: It's the loudness in your mind, just making it to
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: your lips.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is spurred on by crack probably.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Or the crocodile or like the interesting.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: Weird people doing crocodile in New Yorker trank.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Then maybe, I don't know, trank will put you to sleep?
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: What the fuck is.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: That?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Uh, thanks, that weird ship that they're doing in Kensington.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me all if you were like
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: I tried crock. I tried crock back in the day.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: It was a party and uh no.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I drew the line. And heroin, really, I didn't do
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: heroin when it was presented to me.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: Oh nice or speed?
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: What speed?
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I think speeds meth?
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: I thought speed was coke. No, no, I thought it
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: it was just anything that made you fast.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Speed pill though, but a speed is usually I don't
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: fucking know, speedball. I don't know.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that people were just smoking fentanyl.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: People are intentionally doing fentanyl. People always like make it
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: seem like, oh, you're being poisoned with fentanyl because they're
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: sprinkling it into something that you don't want. People are
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: out there seeking looking for that.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that until Euphoria, when Rue said, you know,
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't know how good I could feel until I
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: tried fentanyl.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: And then that's motivational.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I always thought it was. Yeah, and she's very
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: you hear about it. It helps police officers opening a
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: bag of coke and like I speck of it gets
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: into the air and they go into cardiac arrest.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: That she can't be true.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I think there was a lot of I think that
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: there was. Well, actually I don't know.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I don't really say it anyway.
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: I'm definitely not the person to be like. I don't
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: think fetanel's as bad for you.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: You're a Chinese plant. You're definitely in my position to
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: be sass a secretly cartel.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: It's not that bad.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: You hold like a whole.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Do a little bit, spotter.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: That's why you're dressed like that today. Button the top button.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Let's see if you really look at it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: This is amazing.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: I'm glad.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: We thank you, Roan. What what this is great?
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I'm so cracis. I was with you when I bought
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: all of these clothes. You must have just had your
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: eyes closed or.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Said that you were. You made fun of me for
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: me saying that I was with you a way would
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: make you for that, you took away, took it away
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: from me. We talked about it. Well, my point is
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you were buying all this stuff. I mean,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: this is great.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Well, this is a fishing shirt and I wanted to
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: wear it because I'm gonna go fishing tomorrow. So we
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: just give a little preview of the fit. It's great.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: You got a button down collared shirt on under your
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: black coat that you love in some blue pants.
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the blue pants fit well, which is surprising because
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: when I tried them on in uh at the hotel,
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: they did not fit at all. So I must have
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: dropped a couple LB's since.
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Definitely.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got you got some judge in your hair.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: You got now sneaks.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: You're like that haircut you're morphing into like an it guy.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I'm going for.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: You look like you read hard copies of newspapers.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Hard copies.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know why fold to say, you fold it
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: up and maybe there's something in there that you're you're
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: saving for later.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you get a ninety nine cent cup of
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: coffee with the Greek cup and fucking yeah, get a
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: hard copy of the Post.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: Sits on a part line, The Post doses in and out.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Do they still print the Post big time? So? Are
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: they just putting in articles about like barstool in the Post?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: No, I don't know if those make that.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: I bet they are. I wouldn't mean I would not
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: be surprised.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, they're talking about it. They're write about everything I know.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: So if you went and got the Post, the front
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: headline would be like Kelly Keegs gets tried to hire
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: Eye show.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Those might just be in the digital version.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: I assume it has to be.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think that.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: No, Bro, there's garbage in that beautiful.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Newspaper that's so specific to the internet world that I
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: don't know. You know what I mean. I do know
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: what you mean, but I think the hard copies for
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: New Yorkers probably we should do a newspaper week.
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: We got spotlight on Kelly Keegs and the and Barstool
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Radio's downfall. Our best guys are working on this.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, I swear to God that it's like that,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: because there is like the most random ship being written
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: about for like six pages. It's like continued on page
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: thirty six.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't there?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: It was page six?
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: Is that like a gossip? I think it's the celebrity gossip?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Is there a titty page? Was there?
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 20:57
  Speaker 10: I don't believe so in the New York Post, there's not.
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: I don't think there's a page that's all right there.
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: I know you're talking about you know what I'm talking about.
• 21:04
  Speaker 10: They used to with the place where you they would
• 21:06
  Speaker 10: advertise bress. Oh oh sex yeah, sex workers.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yes. Wait, those used to always be in like the
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: free newspapers you could get at the library. My bus
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: would drop me off of the library. I go to
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: the back and I'd be like, what does TS mean? Whatever?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: She has tits?
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: What is TS? Transsexual? Transsexual? Interesting? See, I never need
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: to know that. Why because I don't fuck transsexuals specifically.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: I think that's all the more reason you would need
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: to know it. True. Maybe I could skip that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I was also ten years old and opening a newspaper
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to like there was like pretty much nudity in those ads.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: That's pretty crazy. Good for them, it was sweet. Yeah
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: for the transit.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: What did they call that?
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: It was the back pages or probably you know, I
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: know backpage used to be a website that shut down
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: called back page.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: How's it go? Back pages?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Or how does it feel?
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: Feels? Great question? It's rare that you come across a
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: great question like that feels like home?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: How does it feel?
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't mean to just to say that I'm anti transsexual,
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: by the way, Oh.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: That's how it came on. It came off like that's
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: big time. How it came.
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: I have personally never fucked a trans person.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: Leah Thomas is going to be crawling the side of
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: the building to beat your ass.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Is gonna be a picket line outside of our studio.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna be. She's gonna be pissed off.
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: Fuck this trans pussy Saskatchewan.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: I saw that you in a more recent show listing
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: that you. It said Harry Settle, aka, well Sass, it's
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: your own transition begun.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been doing that for a while.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Though, At what point will you just leave out a
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: little Sassin time?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Probably never? No, soon, Probably never, No, Soon he's going
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: to I guess soon. Sounds like I'm gonna do it soon.
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: You'r week has spoken for me.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: You're weak, you'll do what I say.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Well, what's lucky is that it's not as though your
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: little Sass is such a different character from Harry Settle.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: In fact, do you know what I mean? It's not
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: as you're speaking in an accent.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I was actually talking about that with Michael Costa.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I was talking about how I wanted to go by
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: my real name and he was like, well, do you
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: do like a character? And I was like, no, not
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: at all. And he was like, then just go buy
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: your real name.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sure he certainly could.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: That would suck.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're to drop the black scent?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had like a wig is Marisa? Yeah?
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Or doctor Phil Adam Ray?
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's explain that to me, because does he
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: does he do Doctor Phil all the time?
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: No, he still does like normal stand.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Up, but he's really own for doctor Phil.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I think he's blown up from I mean, he was
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: already big, but he's blown up even more from the
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: doctor field thing like they're doing, like I think they're doing.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: It was like rapping on stages doctor Yeah.
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: It's very funny.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: And he thought the wrap was mood.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: He's doing like kill Tony and stuff with it. But
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: I think he's also doing just himself as well.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I see.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Something more important or.
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that row was right. We really could have used
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: the guest today.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: What's why you just checking out me?
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: I'm in a great mood, you know, in the mood
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: they're checked out.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, I think you got up too early. You
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: spent all your energy at eight thirty eight.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: I did get up early, and I went to bed
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: late as hell too.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Wait, I was biking home the other day on Monday,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: after our show, and uh, normal normal biking speed in
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: the bike lane going down seventh a uh, and a
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: woman's walking her dog. But I have good spatial awareness.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Of course I'm not even gonna be I won't have
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to slow down, she won't have to slow down. I'll
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: go ahead of her. I had a green light. Leana Donald,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: the woman like Lena Dunham, archetype type of woman. Dog
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: way out ahead of her. Who's walking who? My question,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: who's walking who? And uh, I zoom zoom ahead and
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: through the intersection. And as I go into the intersection,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: she throws a bag of dog shit at me. Damn.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: She throws a bag of dog shit, aiming for my tires,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: the spokes of my tires. Luckily she has terrible aim,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: unathletic ass bitch smacks into my thigh and hits the ground.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: This woman's goal was for it to go into the
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: spokes of my bicycle and to raine ship on me.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: This she devil woman.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty like what you said.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Of course, dude, that's and that's deserved.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Every time I've read rode a bike in the city,
• 25:55
  Speaker 5: it's been just silent, and I've never had these crazy interactions.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I mean I I do it literally every single day,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: twice a day, So you've done it twice.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: That's not true. And when I first moved to New York,
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: I would bike all the time.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Did I miss something? Why did she throw it at you?
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Was she mad or she's just crazy crazy?
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: No, I think that she was, like, uh, Rome probably
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: did something to provoke it, probably like sniffing lines of
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: oxy while driving the bike.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, her version of the story. Yeah, I'm like swearing
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: it on a bicycle with like a long mirror in
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: front of myself, no hands biking. No, I think that
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: she I mean, uh, maybe she thought that her dog,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: like I should have slowed down her, stopped for her dog.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: But her dog wasn't even it hadn't set foot in
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the intersection.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: Yet, you should have ran her dog over.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I watched, I saw her like for a while. She
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: didn't break stride, She didn't look at me, she didn't
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: answer to bitch. She just smugly, fucking like kept on
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: walking as if this was a regular occurrence for her.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: She's flinging ship at people all the time.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: It's definitely not her first time doing that. If she
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: was aiming for the.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Exactly it's probably been successful before. Oh yeah, that's the
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: level of diabolicalness that a fucking like the Vietnamese could
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: have used against the Americans. Yeah, she would have been
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: well served to be making like trapdoors with spikes on them.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe the real Lena Dunham sets speed records like roping calves. Yeah,
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: hit a tiresoke from thirty eight yards away with a
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: ship whos poop? Which is the least amount those bags
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: have no no you know, critical mask.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the air would catch them and they'd be like
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: just floating through the city like.
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: Ye, that would be It's probably incredibly satisfying for her
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: when that works.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: If that had happened to me, I mean she I
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: was on I was on a city bike. I would
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: have gone back to her and I would have like
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: bear hugged her with my shit cover body.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: That's a good way. That's I was wondering how you
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: were going to physically attack her without like man on
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: woman abuse, bear hug, bear hug's good.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Come here, Yeah, that's good, done them good. I would
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: have turned Lena done him. I would have gone Jeff
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: done him and shoved my hand up her ass.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: I took it too far. Now, it's too far.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: I once bought Lena Dunham a green tea. It's Starbucks.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, didn't Lena Dunham have like a massive breakdown
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: out of Starbucks? Was it the Starbucks on twenty third Street?
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Because there's like a famous she had like a meltdown
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: out of Starbucks on twenty third Street.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, apparently she's allergic to green tea and some guy I.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: Bought her a green tea, some biological she Uh it was.
• 28:44
  Speaker 8: It was in Brooklyn Heights where she lives, very nice,
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: and I was in there and she walked in and
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you what, Lena Dunham. Uh, some celebrities will
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: try to disguise themselves.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, she had a my name is Lena bro she was.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: It was as if she had stepped off the set
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: of Girls in whatever wardrobe dressed her for that day,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: because it was like spaghetti string, tank top, no bra,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: all of her tattoos out about no bra and then
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: like gene shorts that I don't know, and then flip
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: flops and then her hair done the same way she
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: often does. And she walked right in and she was
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: behind me in line and I'll be honest directly behind you,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: directly behind me, in like four person line, and I'll
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: be honest with you. I actually this was probably twenty
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: eleven or twelve, and I actually loved season one or
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: two of Girls.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I was about to say this, I liked watching Girls.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I loved Girls.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I have no shame you like Girls to own.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: The writing was amazing. I think I stopped watching towards
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: the later seasons, and I remember watching the finale without
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: having really watched much of it. I was like, God,
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: this isn't it's kind of falling off.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. The first the first scene of season
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: four was a guy eating a girl's ass standing up
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: The girl from what's his name? Alison Brian Williams's daughter, Yeah,
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: and she did really well and get Out, Yes, remember yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: get Out?
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a great movie.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: She's the woman and that.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: You want to see her get her ass?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Eh?
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: Well, I was just thinking, when you're eating someone's ass
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: in a kitchen, who is that enjoyable? For?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Seemed like her she was you four.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: I don't think either of the parties are enjoying that.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: That because I don't think getting your ass eating is
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: it was over this It probably doesn't feel that good.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: And I don't think eating someone's ass feels good either.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: It just tastes like she's sweet summer chats.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: We gotta get someone to eat his ass. I needbic
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: bulb awesome, Yeah, we need to have.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Someone eat.
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: Zero life.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: You are you have miles to go, my friend before.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: It just seems like the kind of act that like
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: you wouldn't be like, I gotta eat your fucking ass
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: right now.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: She's like sweating over a kitchen. There's like a stainless
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: steel fucking were they working? What do you mean were they?
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Were they working in a kitchen.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: It's a home kitchen.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, that makes it much better. I thought
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: it was like the bear and they were right now,
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: let me eat your ass, Like that was like that
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: was the first move they came up. Yeah, like it
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: was like the Mile High Club, but they were just
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: eating ass in the bathroom.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: No, it's a finished, renovated kitchen.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, that makes Brooklyn. So it was like finished in like, uh,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: the sixties or something.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a wall unit for the ACA. It's not
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: central air.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It's not central but it's still that. I think that's
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: by design. They probably could have afforded a nicer apartment.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's my memorable of all the scenes of
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: all of Girls. I remember that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Scene sounds memorable to me.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: That was a good scene.
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: It's not something you should typically see in like a
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: TV show.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: No, and his face is buried between the cheeks.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I think she has her hand shoving. Yeah, that's she's suffocating.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: That's like when you kill your grandmother with a pillow.
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: That's like the cool guy getting head moved. Yeah, that's
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: why I didn't know girls did that when you were
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: eating their ass. That's probably how you end up with stars,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: is when you're eating the ass so good that someone
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: grabs your head and shoves it into your asshole.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm not rubbing my eye against the rectum.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: It's your still that is like a periscope.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Then if that's true, and you're eating it from the back,
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: you're really close to the front of the vagina.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Have you ever eaten ass from the front.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: On the back, Just push their legs a little farther up,
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: like you're changing the diaper of a toddler.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the best way to do it is like spider
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Man and drop down from the ceiling and he has.
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, oh sixty nine. But you're on top.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: No, you're you're dangling from a single web because you've
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: been bidding by a bionic spider and you fucking go
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: under upside down and you're just eating ass like i'mstandable.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: You can eat it from the front, though, very interesting
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: as time, I might suggest you eat it from the front. Okay,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: it's no, it's only just south. It is to the
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Vagina what Baja is to California. Mmmm, it's only just
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: south of the border. Yeah, no, I know that, you know,
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: been closer than you'd think. No, I know where the
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: asshole lies like you were just insane Tijuana. Yeah, it's
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: closer than you think. And you can buy prescription drugs
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: down there without a prescription.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: Hmmm, oh really at the anything goes, I got his
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: ears perked up.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: We need to get you, We need to get your ass,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: junkie boy.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Do we think it's better for him to eat the
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: ass or to have his ass eaten first?
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: I would not. I want my boy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I want my boy to get his ass eating.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't pull anyone through that way.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: I need to pick it line.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: My ass is discussing.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: What if it just happens and it's not up to
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: some people like that? What if they just do it?
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: Dude, the the world's number one ass eater would look
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: at my ass.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: And go not for me, Joey Chestnut. Yeah, they'd say,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: that's not my putting his on and just his face.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: Why, you'd be surprised that I've seen a lot, but
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: that's disgusting.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: No, you'd be there. You've got some jungle hardened marine
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Corps vets who have been through some thick bush. That's
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: some mean bush.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Chris Kyle of ass eating. Yeah, boys who can just
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: eating ass from two thousand feet away?
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: The guy with the scars from Avatar, Yes, the general.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that guy, if he.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Saw you, he'd have no problem.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: I don't know a soldier. Yeah, my ass is not
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: a good place to even think about.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: To be honest, Well let's get off this because it's weird.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: Where were we before it?
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: I don't even remember the girls and Lena Donne.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: He's in one of girls, very nice show.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Well, she's right behind me. And I did something cool
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: and I'm not afraid to admit it. I went up
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: and said to the barista of the Starbucks. I said,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I'm going to have an iced oat milk latte with
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: an extra shot of espresso. Is very cool and whatever
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: she wants. Oh, that was the first acknowledgment I had
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: of Lena. And she goes, what oh, and I I'm
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: a fan and she goes, oh my god, that's so nice.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: And it's my birthday. And I was like, oh my god,
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: happy birthday. And then the barisa was like, I'm also
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: a fan, and I was like, not now, cunt.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Ye my time to shine. You should have said something, then, why.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Am I paying for any Why not comp at all?
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: It's her birthday.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: It's because the corporate overlords at Starbucks would fucking have
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: you killed?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. True. And then the three of us turned and
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: saw two black customers and we told them to get
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: out to do it Starbucks. I get it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I get especially around that time. Yeah, Barstool Sports really
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: started that fucking But.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not afraid to deviate from the company line.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: Now. I liked those early seasons of girls.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Oh there's a whole there's a whole category under the
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Barstool Sports of Lena Dunham, Lina Dunham.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: We've written my sash blogs and videos.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: It's like Chicago, New York Lena Dunham.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: There's a whole separate branch of the website for Lena Dunham.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: It is it's sponsored by Got Milk because I think
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: we I don't know if we were we Kevin, We
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: said that her bought. Kevin said that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: He was a lead bag of Milk proprietor.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: That was.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: That was a great time in the Internet. Guys like
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: us had to go into the shadows and be ashamed
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: that we like girls.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I can only tell her the depths of a
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: seed Starbucks.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: She probably fucking loved it. She probably thought that you
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: were hitting on her.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't think I'm her type. She
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: dated that guy Jack what's his face? Yeah, I don't
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: look like him.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Who does he date?
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: He's like Taylor Swift's right hand.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: He moved up.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's rushing it. The dude who was in the
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: band fun and then he cool. He's an incredible producer,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: but he's Taylor Swift's like producer.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Basically, that's pretty much that's like your last job, right,
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: Taylor Swift producer? Do anything for Taylor Swift.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: It's like your last job, you get your own PJ.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Where do you go after that?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you could start your own band.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: Or something like that. Independent.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: But he was in Fun. I mean he was like
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: one of the lead Fun But uh, I would disagree.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I bet she is your I bet you are her type.
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: Only in the show in that Adam Driver, which was
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: that was a tough relationship to buy.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: That hadn't launched his I mean, he's bigger than anyone
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: in that show.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: But he was in Girls Always Gonna Be Big.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: He was Dunham's hubby.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: He has the accolades of Rob Wriggle. Yes, he's he
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: tours as a marine and came back and came Rob Wriggle.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Zack Bryan.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: Zack Bryan was in the military, Navy.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, what the fuck? Bro?
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Really? Come on?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Now, you don't know the first couple You don't know
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: the first couple story?
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: Was he really?
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: We we We've walked in the footsteps of giants in
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: this very studio.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: Zach Bryan was in the military.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably has been.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: He was in the Navy. His whole family was.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's true, Shane. Who else?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Who else? There has to be some other famous fame military.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, here's the body of a guy
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: who's been through basic. Dude, we just said that.
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: I had to confirm.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Believes anything.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Well, because then because that Roan used to do this,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: where then I'd be like, wow, that's crazy Zach Bryan
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: was in the military. And then it would be on
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: the barstool main page and never be like, look at
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: this fucking dumb ass.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: No, I would be like, was a great hockey player.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: You'd be like, no way, because I wouldn't. I would
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: be going along with it, and then everyone would be like,
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: sass is so fucking I would say.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I don't have the wit that he does. I can't
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: pull that off. So if I if I say it, then.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It's not that witty to say Deon Sanders played hockey.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: He never said that. He never said Deon Sanders played hockey.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: The clip. I was like that, no, I did.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: Never believed any of them. Like Wayne Wayne Gretzky played
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: basketball or something, and he was like, yeah, he scored
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: the most touchdowns. And I was like, oh, that's funny,
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Like I'm not fucking retarded. I knew what you were saying.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: And then all, and then everyone's like, Wow, that's crazy
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: that Sas didn't know that Wayne Gretzky was a hockey
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: player and not a fucking lacrosse player.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: He never played. I knew that.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I knew that.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: Of course I knew that. Okay, Jim Brown, I met
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Gretzky and Lake Placid.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Jim Brown is one of the best lacrosse players of
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: all time, Okay, true or false?
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Jim Brown. I don't know who Jim Brown is. Oh,
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: come on, so there there, you got your fucking clip
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: post it, clip it, clip it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: You don't know who Jim Brown is.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: Now, I don't know Jim Brown.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: It's probably the top five NFL player of all time.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Great, not when I was fucking alive, he wasn't top
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: two lacrosse.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Play Frances and I were growing up.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: He was Yeah, sorry, I'm not fucking seventy five years old.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: That's a joke. He was literally in the sixties. He
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: literally is from the sixties.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: He wore those leather helmets made out of a watermelon rind.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: Put it on over your hat like you're gonna fly
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: one of those old planes.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, i'd love to see uh, I love to see
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: those guys brains bisected the guys who are wearing leather
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: helmets playing football in the sixties and also like working
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: a eyde job as a fact in like a factory
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm watching fucking this Netflix dock on Six Nations rugby.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: It's in the vein of you know, all these great
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: sports stocks on Netflix. I don't understand rugby the.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Way they play it, or how how there any of them.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Are alive at all because they don't wear any pads.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: They don't wear any pads, and they are spearing each
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: other out of mid air, and they're huge.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: They're all built like construction workers.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Not even construction workers, there were like bodybuilders. Their bodies bouncers. Yeah,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: their bodies are awesome.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Their shoulders just go straight to their ears.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: And their legs. Yeah, oh my god.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: Well, they probably just don't play for long.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: It's they do.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: There is an argument, there is an argument in the
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: rugby world the fact they don't wear helmets means that
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: they don't that they're more careful about their heads, which
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: again I don't understand. You just can't get it right.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: All the time. They're moving full speed and they're they're
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: driving into each other. I don't get how they're not dead.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: They must not be like running backs where they're like
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: lowering their head into a pile of six hundred pound men.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I got, I guess, and I think that once you
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: put on a helmet, your head turns into a weapon.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I Yeah, I can tell you. On purpose.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Ever since I got my bike helmet city biking, I
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: have become a far more reckless, like reckless cyclist through
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: the city streets.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, because it's a weapon.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I just think I can take a hit from a truck,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: and I know that's not true.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: The way they build these helmets these days, they're pretty good,
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: pretty sturdy. Not that helmet that you use. That thing
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: would explode the second you hit a car.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: That's the old leather helmet equivalent for biking.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have like your helmet is like an eggshell.
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: But they say that helmets are actually supposed to or
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: that's not what they say at all. No one's ever
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: said that.
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: But they're to crumple in a little bit.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, cars are. They're built to crash, Yes, probably not
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: into humans, though.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: The front of them are supposed to absorb impacts, so
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: it takes the impact instead of the car being so
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: rigid that you get thrown through the front.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: Problems with Tesla the cyber truck.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Everyone's saying, how bad is this? Is so bad that,
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: and it's like, well yeah for everyone else. Yeah, we
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: were talking, yeah, just buy one, just have one.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: The cake.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: If you got in like a bumper to bumper accident
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: with a cyber truck, your car would explode.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, it would be totaled.
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: If you were going like five miles per.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Hour another car, Yeah, the cyber truck would wouldn't have
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: a scratch on it. Now Rogan shot an arrow at it?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Of course who else who shot it? Did Sneaker or
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: someone someone shot it?
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: I think Rome or for instance, was it sneak o
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: or was it I show speed that shock.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: When you guys start saying these themes, I shut down.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I fundamentally go somewhere else. The whole first ten minutes
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: of the podcast today, I thought about Jamaica.
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm just trying to keep up with the trades.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Free agency frenzy is out of control right now.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Who do the Patriots get?
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: No one?
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're trying to get Calvin Ridley and he's like,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go there.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: He doesn't want to go there at all. But I
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: think they're gonna get t Higgins.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: No, they're no thing.
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: He's crossed.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Definitely think the Patriots are about to go through a slump. Yes,
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: the likes of which we haven't seen since.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I think, Yes, they're going to be at the top
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: of the draft a lot.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: I don't think they're going to be a good team
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: for the next ten years.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's penance, you know, it's it's the
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: universe sort.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Of Are you happy to make that trade or would
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: you trade like some of the Super Bowls to be
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: like in the mix over the next ten years.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Me, personally, I would trade the Super Bowls just because
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: I was so young that I barely remember the Super Bowls.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's he I was.
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: I was one year old when the first three. You
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: don't get to claim it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're one year old for three Super Bowls?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Well, I was, it was.
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: The first one was two thousand and two, right, so
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: I was two three. I was one, two and three
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: for the first three Super Bowls. I was one, two
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: and four as they skipped a year, right, they.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Didn't get three in a row because that would be
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: his first three peat.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I don't really like what the what my
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: home is like? Redid his contracts and now their cap
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: is fucking they have more cap space, and now they're
• 45:26
  Speaker 5: gonna get a bunch of good players.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: You know who used to do that, Tom Brady Brady.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, everyone's trying to fucking like that because I
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: think they should have banned after Brady left the league.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Contract is a contract you can't get, you know, the
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: renegotiated and Joe Burrow is doing the same thing. They're
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: saying that Joe. They're saying that the Bengals are going
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: to get Justin Jefferson.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: No, they're not. Who the fuck is saying that?
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: Everyone?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: He just signed a huge contract and he's leaving. He
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: wanted to play with Kirkkirk Cousins and now Kirk Cousins
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: is gone.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that's true.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Bro, I don't think you're keeping up to date.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Year of talking out of your ass.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Have you been not been keeping up with the frenzy?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: You need your asshole eight?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Bro?
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Have you not seen any of these rumors? I mean Bengals.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: When we recorded the other day, you had no idea
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: about anything that was going on.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: I know that I downloaded the ESPN app because I
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: had to keep up. There's too much to keep him
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: to keep up with.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: I got Pat mcafeere texting me on the low.
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Really, yeah, what's he's saying?
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: He's like, dude, this is what's happening next?
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: Can you get him on the podcast?
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Calvin Ridley is going to the Patriots.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: That would be huge.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: We would love that hotly shit Jefferson de since he's
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: in motion. Really, they said the guys joking when he
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: said that Tyler Eifert was not being serious.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Sas caught flat footed again.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Non't see that when it's not been confirmed. You can't
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: just be saying that I was wrong.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Vikings reportedly turned down a Bengals trade offer of two
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: first round picks and T Higgins for Justin Jefferson.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: That's honestly pretty crazy.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: There's a big trade package, to be honest, sweet.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why would they turn that down? Because Justin Jefferson's
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: that good, he's goded.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Hef you can stay healthy, he's freaking go to.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: But T Higgins can't stay healthy either, so I guess
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: doesn't really matter.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And that's talking ball.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: I'd rather have I'd rather have a Calvin Calvin Ridley
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: than T Higgins. T Higgins just doesn't say he's hurt
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: every game. It's like Deebo Samuel made of glass.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Calvin really got suspended for a year for gambling.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: That's awesome. That makes me like him more.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: These gambling suspensions are crazy.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's stupid.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy to me.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I think you should be able to bet on on
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: yourself in your game, and I think you should be
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: able to bet on any game that you're not playing in.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Right you you'd almost think what about betting on your team?
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I think you should be to bet on your
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: team as well?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: What about the days when you don't like? What about
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: the times you don't bet on your team?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't that be kind of betting, like betting against your
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: own team if you have been betting on your team.
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: No, that's just responsible gambling.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: There is something a little risky. I guess about if
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: you could do a player prop where you were watching
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: your buddy in the training room coming off of an injury,
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: and the book thinks that he's still GIMPI but you've
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: seen him in practice all week and you know the
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: ball is going to that guy a lot as per
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: the game plan. You might say, I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: hammer like over sixteen carries.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: I guess that is like insider trading.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: That's insider trading.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but okay, So then why not let them gamble
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: on any game that they're not playing in it too?
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Or is it illegal for them to gamble on anything?
• 48:40
  Speaker 8: No?
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: I think they can gamble on other sports, other sports.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: On always is gambling.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Lebron is a Draft Kings. He's our coworker. Yeah, with DraftKings.
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: I see he's always posting his picks.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I want he's probably the one who ruined this room.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: True. Lebron's big on wine. I want to get his
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: ear on some wine. Well, we should have him on
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: the podcast. Let's do it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: We've been talking about how we need guests.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: We do need guests.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: You don't like wine, you'd have no Lebron would be
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: here talking about wine, and you'd be like, what's a Showbilee.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: I would get into wine if Lebron was coming, what
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: is a sa blanc? I would love to just get in.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Lebron's here for an hour?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, bro, same he would come in and be like,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I fucking I've been watching your podcast. I've been watching
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: your stand up since twenty nine.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: What's the best way for us to get Lebron? Is
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: it thrown? It's probably obviously through Yeah, the culture.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Lebron refuses to share his guests with us. No, I
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: give them to Pat.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Listen. You get ostracized from the culture very quickly if
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: you start to abuse it for personal game.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a guest in the culture overstepped. I
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: come into the culture and I fucking wipe my feet.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I'd take my shoes off, And that's how you get
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: fucking I am the ostracized.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Tell Lebron say SaaS wants you, and he'll be like,
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: I'm flying out tonight.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: No.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: I come into the culture and I fucking hang my
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: coat up, and I fucking sit down, and I fucking listen.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: I've got dude, I've got a fucking I got like
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: cred in the culture. Oh shit, you're the guy that
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: turned down PAPEV And I say, yeah, not too many
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: of us.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: I was mistaken for a black guy on Alele Instant messenger,
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: really cute girl who was older than I am.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: What kind of words were you using?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: No, Well, I wasn't using any She just there was
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: another guy named Francis who went to a rival high
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: school and was like a star soccer player, and he
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: was a black guy, and she thought she was talking.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: To him Francis Nagano, Yeah, and was like, let's you know.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Kind of like flirting with me, and I was like,
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: what's happening. I was a freshman. And then later I
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: was told by a buddy who knew her that she
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: thought I was three years older and black, and that
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: was the end of our correspondence.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: He probably turned you into a beast, though you were
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: probably in the gym fucking yeah, the demons.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I you know, well you had to
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: go fucking There's only so much you can do. I
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: definitely did start hanging bricks from the tip of my
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: penis similar to how Roch Monanov tried to lengthen his
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: handspan so that he could reach twelfth's on the piano
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: and only ended up crippling his hand.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: But you and I knew that already.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Someone did that.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Vince Carter's mom used to put I think quarters on
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: top of the doors. That's how he became a great
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: leaper ah on top of doorframes.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: I don't get it.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Why so he would jump up and get the quarter?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I bet he would probably just already a good jumper.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure reaching the top of a doorframe isn't.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Really like, well, he was probably profession when they did that, But.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Joey's probably just a little guy. All alrighty, everybody, let's
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: talk about the Gentleman. They say a gentleman always keeps
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: his word. But I can't repeat any of the words
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: that the weed dealing, gambling, murdering, aristocrat aristocrats say. In
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: The Gentleman.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Couldn't even say aristocrats. He says, Actually, it's tough words
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: over the Gentleman, but it's not a tough watch, I'll
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: tell you that much.
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Guy Ritchie's first TV show ever, only on Netflix. Look,
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: if you know anything about me, you know I'm a
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: very big you're you're a guy guy, guys guy exactly.
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: I love Guy Ritchie. I love all of his work.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: That movie that he did with Jillenhall phenomenal. Probably not
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: as good as The Gentleman though, Oh no.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: The gentle Names puts Jake Jillenhall under the table.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: It's based on his award winning film. It's based on
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: his award winning film The Gentleman. Series stars Theo James
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: and a whole new cast of criminal lords and ladies
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: slumming it in Britain's criminal Underworld, Guns Out and Pinky's Up.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: Watch what happens next when you try and play gangsters
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: at their own game. Don't miss The Gentleman, now playing
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: only on Netflix. Putting mustard on.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: My jacket, You put a smut on your name, and
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: you're good. Jewish Clip it, Clip it.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: SaaS was stupid again, SaaS made a dummy.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I was at I was walking the dog at like
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: ten o'clock last night and I saw night owl.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: Huh, night owl?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: You already know.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Good? There is a Are you a night.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Owl or a morning or an early bird?
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Early worm?
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Early worm?
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Early bird?
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Is right?
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: You had it right. I'm sorry, all good.
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: Clip this, clip it, Clip it. Francis was fools. Get
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: this on. Viva the stool, stat Viva drag Us, drag
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: us through the mud.
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: That account really does fuck my ass.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's all they want to do, is just my ass.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: How can we pull that work here? Look as dumb
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: as we possibly can, Like, why can't they just make
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: us look good. That's not damn it.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: That's not their purpose in this world.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: This dude, everyone's so goddamn negative, And it's like, how
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: can I like why.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: That's the New York Office. Everyone just got a ship
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: on each other all the time. That's the fucking New
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: York Office.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: No one fucking works and just ships.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Why can't Ohio's Tate just show up to work on
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: time and just be on what be at work? Why
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: do you got to be like I'm the earliest stint,
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: I'm the greatest of all time.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Because he's the greatest of all to ever do it.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Show some fucking respect, Tate. You know what to do, Tate,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: drag me, take down the mud anyway these I saw
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I'm walking a dog at ten o'clock last night, and
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: dog or your dog random mass to mass fuck Ohio, Tate, you.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: Know what to do. Get get him, get him, release
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: the beast.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: There's fifteen hasidic kids whooping it up smoking wheat.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Come on, smoking weed.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: That's a good thing, Bros.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Why do you Why is it a good thing? Because
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I don't agree?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Notoriously repressive culture, Yes, one that you know is very
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: con conservative, and I think that uh notorious. I would
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: say that, like whatever, you get the idea. Yeah, I
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: don't go on any culture that's very strict like that. Religiously,
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: it's it's always the youth that tends to like progress.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: It right. This is kind of the light at the
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: end of the tunnel.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: I thought kush was allowed, though in most religions, no
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: for them, it's kutch. I thought it was allowed, though,
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: like I think in I think the Catholics are allowed
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: to smoke it.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Being Catholic is pretty different from being a Hasidic Jewish person.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: And maybe it's not even disallowedn't but it's definitely I'm both.
• 55:40
  Speaker 5: So it's tough for me to deserve.
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: Hasidic but also good Catholic boy born Catholic.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: We had a I'm sorry, Roan, I know you want
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: to get back to this.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: No, there's nothing. There's nothing further, but in the.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Spirit of Hairball, quick aside to it. That's going to
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: delay the danu mal of your story. There's uh Sassin
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: and I had to orthodox. I get Orthodox and Hasidic confused.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: So forgive the ones with the hat.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: Big not the small hats.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: They we had two on our flight. But they were
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: they were like the most glamorous Hasidic Jews.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: I know those boys travel and they had the box for.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: The hat box for the hat. They were like Louis
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: Vutan hat box. They're beautiful, but they were the wife
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: was wearing, you know, they were still adhering to all
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: the sort of you know, clothing requirements of their culture,
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: but they had gotten like an air Mez. They were
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: like air Mez stockings or it was. It was the
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: most I didn't even I'd never seen that before. I
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: didn't know you could, you know, you could still check
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: the boxes of everything that's required, but do it you know,
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: in sacks, fifth Avenue or whatever.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the popes who had like Louise slippers
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: and ship like that.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: And it was it was crazy too because I just
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: I fundamentally noticed. I was like, this is easily the
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: most sexy Hasidic couple I've ever.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Seen as a couple.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Interesting, they were both glammed up.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: There's like Hasidic TikTok influencers who are who will like
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: break down the ins and outs, but they're like a
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: hot couple, Like a hot Hasidic couple what.
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: Was that show? Did you watch that show about the
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: girl who breaks out of Hasidic culture?
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: Yes, it was a Jack Krackhauer show. It was called
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: The Heaven Something Right.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: It is Heaven something Right.
• 57:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And it wasn't about Hasidic Jews. It was about Mormons.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: There's one about there's one about a girl that breaks
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: out of the Hasidic world.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: This one was about Mormons. Maybe we're talking about two
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: different shows. All right, anyway, ronend of your story.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Please, There was no There was no end of the story.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: These boys were just getting they're just getting fried underneath
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the bridge. I thought it was very I mean that
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: that it's it was just interesting to me. It was just,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: like you said, the breaking of the culture. But I've seen,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: like sometimes the Hassidic boys will be bad boys, like
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I've seen bumble makers on the Sabbath riding electric bikes
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: over the bridge into the city. I mean the electric
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: bikes alone.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, or Haram It sounds mixing up religions again.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Haram definitely isn't the word. But I don't think they
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: could use electric bikes on.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Oh that's fucking what's it called umish?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah? No, there's something about not using electricity for Jews. Yes, bruh,
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: I think is it on? Is it on Passover?
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Because you're Jewish jew you're part Jewish, though I don't.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Know anything about it. Broke and No, my boy, it's
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: under the banner of Heaven. Is the show that I
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: was referring.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Rackau did write that book. Yes, that's where you got that.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: He rode the show.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Interesting, very interesting?
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: What did I say, Jack?
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: Or more on personal terms, you.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Were mixed like Jack Kerouac and Jacknower and John Crackower.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Definitely, John Bauer was not in the mix there. Jack
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: Bauer was Jack Bower.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Wasn't, you said Jack Crackour. Yeah, Jack ann Bauer is
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: well in that.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: But I don't even know John Cracker or John Bower.
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: I only know I know Jack, I know Jack Harrowac,
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: and I know John Crackour.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: You don't know Jack Bauer now twenty four.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: No, I know Jack Bower from Always Sonny. That's Dennis's
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: cat and he was named after God damn it, Jack Bauer,
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: you really are phenomenal, But that was named after.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: The character Jack Bauer from twenty four.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd like twenty four.
• 59:41
  Speaker 5: I gotta check it out.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: You'd love it. You'd also love prison Break.
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: I've seen it. Yeah, at the same time, you'd really
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: like twenty four watches something.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Else, you would like Alias, You'd have the hots for
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Jennifer Gardner.
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: If I had to guess, you guess correctly.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: Twenty four has a role from the girl from Always
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Sonny who was always like.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, the cousin.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's in now she's a stand up Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: I can't remember Gale the snail. I skipped the episodes
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: that she's in, but because that disgusts me and it
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: annoys me. It sucks that she is in some very
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: funny episodes.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: How would you know Thanksgiving one?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: She's in the Thanksgiving one, and she's in the one
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: where where Frank goes they have an intervention for him.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: How would you know?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Because he shows up to the funeral drunk off of
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: He's drinking wine out of a diet coke can.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: That's so damn respectable, brother. I would prefer you don't
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: do that, prefer such a soft tone.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: Why would you bring peanut m and m's to tempt me?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: Was that for me?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: Fully honest? I brought them, because I was going to
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: bring him home and have him as a little late
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: night snack tonight, or perhaps bring them out on the
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: water with me in the morning. Will I go andling?
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: You're angling?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna angle tomorrow.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Where what are you hoping to catch?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Hopefully just some big browns? I had some petite rambos.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I had a fucking I had a bass last night
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: that would have fucking knocked your socks off.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, rats of the sea.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: How dare you? That's not even close to true.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: If it's not trout, I will not be eating it
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: really now. Bass is delicious.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck you're talking about? You want to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: like pink fish?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 5: I've actually I don't even know if I've only ever
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: had brown trout.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Trout is very good.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 5: Are you shaking those m and ms in front of
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: me like I'm a dog?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Here boy, you fool? Here boy?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: I have to start working out today. Actually, why did
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: you get these? I'm gonna pour these down the drains
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: little afternoon snack.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: These are gonna after I go on my run. This
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: is gonna completely wipe out any progress of a run.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: I found out. No, it's not, it's I'm not going
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: on the run to lose weight. I'm going on the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: run to condition myself for this hike that I have
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: to do in the summer nineteen miles.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Have you been a bad child?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: No, we're going on here.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Your parents sending to you one of those corrective camps.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Are you going to get it scared straight?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: No? No, no, no, You've got it all wrong, believe
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: it or not. I'm going on a me and me
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: and my friends are going on a classic catching cook
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: in Wyoming.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Jackson.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: I really like the tone we found all of a
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: sudden space that we're in right now.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Francis's I don't want to puncture this.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Keep going.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 5: We're going on a catchen cook in Wyoming, and we're
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: out in the out in the deep woods of northern Wyoming. Oh,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: should be spectacular, blonde.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: What's a catch and cook? So you just catch and
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: cook it. We go out there.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: All we have is our rods, and we have to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: survive for a week. No, we'll bring in food, Okay,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: we'll bring like on crustables and ship.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: You bring your own trout emergency reserves. But it's the
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: idea that you will primarily survive on whatever you can
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: on fish. Yeah, bro, I've seen you fit. This is
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: a bad idea.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Well, hey, you want to lose weight, right, you don't
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: have this still, Well.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: He's just gonna eat a four crust the bulls and
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: come back fatter than he was.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: That's true. That is an option.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Is the only man to face a dietary wilderness challenge
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: and gain weight.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: So that's definitely not the cost of nature valley bars.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: There is a chance of that happens, but the guys
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: that I'm going with are really good. So so Also
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: it's dry fly fishing because it's going to be a
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: July in Wyoming, which is like you throw a fucking
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: cigarette butt on a hook out there and you're gonna
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: get a bite. Sure, So it's gonna be a lot
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: easier than what we did where we were up to
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: our shoulders and water in negative thirty degrees right right
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: where of the fish bite once an hour?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: What's the catch and release? I mean, are you gonna
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: have to measure the length of the fish in Wyoming?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Is there strict where we're going It won't be strict,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: especially if you're gonna eat him, like who's checking there?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: There is still limits. But if you just eat it
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: like okay, But I'm sure in Wyoming it's it's much
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: less like where I go in New Jersey. It's catch
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: him release only, right of course. But but in Wyoming
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: I think it I think I looked it up. I
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: think it was like six to ten trout a day
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: per person.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But it's also the problem is when you go
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: out to like places like that, it's all native trout,
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: so they're small native croke.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: Who was I talking to recently about how they had
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: gone dove hunting in Argentina? And guess how many dove
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: they shot in like a three day trip a lot?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Three hundred thous like three thousand? Whoa, that's just massacre?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: What the fuck of them?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: That was nine to eleven? Was three thousand?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all you fall on track?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: You can you just I mean they're just it's it's
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: a black sky and you can shoot anywhere and they fall.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: What are people eating them?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think you eat them, so you just kill
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: them for the fuck of it.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: I guess is there a dove int station in is Argentina?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah? An infestation? I believe it didn't even sound fun.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: They do that with pike. In certain places, pike is
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: like an invasive species and people just kill them.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 3: Right, like that whole boar hunting thing from the helicopter
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: with assault an ar fifteen.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: But like boor are, they'll become feral and they'll like
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: kill animals and run through crops. What the fuck are
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: the doves doing? They're like they can't be doing. They're
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: a symbol for peace, they are. That's like the most barbaric.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: Give me one. Don't you want to the mid sentence
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: to do it?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Don't you want them?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: Not anymore?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Symbolically, killing a dove has to be like in front
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: of my face. That's like an affront to the gods,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: killing a dove.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're peace birds. What are they?
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: I wonder if they carry disease? No, no, no, no
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: no no, I wonder if they carry disease, like, uh,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: I knew you'd be the best they Maybe they carry
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: the birds. Perhaps.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: No, you're a fool for thinking that doves and pigeons
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: must be related.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: They must, Yeah, Francis, thank you, Just take a couple.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: I shan't.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: Francis knows abstention. He gave up taking more hand candy.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me, I shall pass Jesus Christ. Where
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: are we in Valencia? He's fucking Oranges?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: So what's going on? You gotta go to fucking Milwaukee
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: down and do your favorite podcast. Don't say that, bro,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: which one do you like more? Ours of that one?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Ours?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Ours are that fucking ship show?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I fucking love ours.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: I was fucking a Dave yesterday. He said he doesn't
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: know if Pat's gonna get resigned, really, barstool or the box? Fuck?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: So what se on the employment line?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: Brother?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's just him being a leader. Honestly, it's
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: just him being a fucking good ass leader.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: I was actually I was talking to Dave about getting
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: one of those custom champagne bottles with Pat Bev's name
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: on it, and I'm gonna pop it when he when
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: his career fall fails, oh Man said. I guess it's
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: pretty hard for your career to fail when you've been
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: in the NBA for like ten years.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I had a dream last night that Pat Bev came
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: with me to a rap battle and someone slapped him,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: slap the sunglasses off of his face, had to getting
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: a massive brawl.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Would you would you get in a braw if someone
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: slap the sunglasses off of my face? What? Absolutely not
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: one hundred percent. I would you like say it. You'd
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: be like, save this, We're gonna talk about it on
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: the podcast.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: This is good, This is yeah, say and then you wait,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: let me take a picture of his print, and you
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: would go do Pat.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: If Pat Bev someone slapped Pat Bev, you'd be fucking.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 3: There's also no way anyone could ever slap the sunglasses
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: off your face because there's a chance, good chance that
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: there's gonna be crokies on the back.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah foa floating I don't fucking wait croakies. You definitely
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: They going to be polarized glint or reducing so that
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: you can see the trout through the river.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: They would ring around his head like a horseshoe on.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: A Yeah, you bought them inside a rotating glass tower
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: at like an r E. I.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Have you noticed that Roan is having Ron has
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: dreams about defending his other podcasts co host.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: Not good for us, not at all.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: You don't think I've had a dream about you.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: He is dreams about having to like get in the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: mud and brawl to the death because someone touched Pat Bev.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I had a dream and then he comes here and
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: he's like, I had a dream that me and you
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: were shooting guns.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and what you The dream was that you turned
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 5: and unloaded on me and you said, finally I can
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: move to Milwaukee full time.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: My dream, my dream city of Milwaukee. I dreamed that
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Francis and I were at a playhouse in the front row, really,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: but we were being watched.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Mmm, how are you remembering all of these? They're not real?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I know they've no their dreams.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: The dreams aren't real either. He's playing with you.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: That's not true.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: This will be on vivala stool.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: I'm playing with you.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: I remember so many more of my dreams since I
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: stopped smoking weed. I remember like everything in vivid detail.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: I remember dreams I don't, Yeah, I know I have
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: them now.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: I could sit back and like if I if I
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: sat down with a notebook and like the five minutes
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: after I wake up and didn't look at my phone,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I could tell you like five different detailed dreams that
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I went to.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: Damn, I used to keep a dream journal.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: You didn't have to tell us that bro I was
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: training myself too.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Could have kept that one for the fucking log bro.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: What is it called when you when you can control
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: lucid dreamings? I was training myself to lucid dream. Really,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: I've been trying to train myself to wet dream. Hell yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: well untunately keep waking up with a dry bed.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: And for lucid dreaming. The way you train yourself is
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: throughout the day, you ask yourself and dreaming, am I dreaming?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Then you answer yourself no every time, and then once.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: It sounds like someone who's never trained themselves, solucid dream.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: One hundred percent half and it worked?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Did it work?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: Well, I had a much different technique and my technique
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: was way better and cooler.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: Tell us your technique and we can be the judge.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I was going to try and link it to
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: what would the way of training yourself to wet dream
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: be parallel in my company?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Exactly?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: And you couldn't get there because I stepped on your punchline.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: I did, and I made it better than either of
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: you could possibly.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: You didn't even have a punchline. You just disagreed and
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: you didn't even know where he was going.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: Pat Bev would have riffed on that perfectly.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: Here's my impression of sass in an improv class.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: No but no, but Francis from the top of the
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: road right now. My technique was I would take my
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: finger and I would put it in my hand throughout
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: the day, throughout the day, once an hour, usually when
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: I rack up whenever I remembered, which would be often.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: And then when you're dreaming, and then you take your
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: hand and you put it through your finger and it
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: goes through to the other side, and then you go, oh,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: my fucking God, Jesus Christ, cat up and tits Kate
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: up and tits k up and tests am I coming.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: Is that you can control your dream and you can
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: do whatever you want. So the joke there was that
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: I wanted to see Kate Upton's tits.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: Oh No.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: Actually, what I did do is I said, I'm gonna fly,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: and then I flew in the I was in the dream,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: I was in the bathroom getting into the shower, and
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: then I went like this and I went through and
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: I started flying around my house and then I woke
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: up and it was over.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: And I never did it again because whenever I would
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: lose a dream, I'd be aware that I was dreaming,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: and then I'd know waking up is an option, and
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I would have to like fight to stay in the dream.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because as soon as you realize that, yeah, you'd
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: wake up instantly.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: So it seems like I have done it.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: You have and I respect your respect, your path.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you King. Every time I've ever been mildly aware
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: that I was dreaming, I have desperately wanted to wake up.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Why Because it's negative.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: That feeling of parao, and there's it's almost always that
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: there's a bad thing happening in the dream that I
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: want to end. I'm about to be attacked, and I
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: fight and forced myself to wake up.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: Are you pretty good at it?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: It's hard. It's it's harder than a workout.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: It's like doing a weighted sit up.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: It's so exactly like you fight your way out of
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: it and then you wake up. And there have been
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: times where I was so relieved to wake up that
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't allow myself to go back to sleep for
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: a while. So I'd stand up and get out of
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: bed and walk around, because I worry if you let
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: yourself fall right back, you go right back, you go
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: right back to where you were, and the monsters even closer.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: Now, have you ever tried to give your had a
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: good dream where you wake up and you try and
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: get yourself to fall back.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, when I was a child, those stop a.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Long time, and then you wake up and you can't
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: get back in it, and you fuck and flip to.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: The next trick.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: A trick that I would use to kind of protect
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: my dreams is to bring the things I didn't want
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: to dream about into my conscience before I fell asleep,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: so they didn't reside in my subconscious Interesting, so like
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: right before I slept, I think about the things I
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: didn't want to dream about, and they would never visit
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: me in my dreams.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: Both of you have done so much work on yourselves.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: I did that when I was probably ten.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: I've taken a lot of this for granted. I've just
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: really assumed that I have no control over my dream.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, you have much control plenty.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: Do you think there's any relation between the way that
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: you dream when you're sleeping and talking about dreams in
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: terms of life, I dream of doing this.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: No, what do you mean like manifestation or the or
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: like boards and all that. I think it's more that,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: like your dreams are all like an allegory for something
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: that's happening in your life, or often not all, but
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I think often it's like this is I'm dreaming of this,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: my teeth falling out because of of like I'm lying
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Or I sleep has now gotten to a point where
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: when I go to bed at night, the only thought
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: I have is please God, let me sleep through the night.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: And it's it's a really sad I don't look forward
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: to sleeping. Why because I'm.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: So bad at it?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: What's happened?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: Stress is because you're off the cush. I think that
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: helped getting off.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting, I think that's helped my sleep fundamentally.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: Man, I can relate to this at all.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: What or did you never have a problem sleeping.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: I've never really had a problem sleeping. It's more from
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: like like back pain or having a deviated sept than
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: those those types of physical ilments getting away, but nothing mental.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: I have been considering going back to taping my mouth
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: shut while I sleep.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, don't be one of those fucking freaks.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: I did it for a bit. The problem was I
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: kept waking up and forgetting that I had taken this on,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: so I thought I was being held hostage. Dude, that
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: shit is pretty terrifying. When you wake up in your
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: mind office tape shot and you can't remember putting it there.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: It's gotta be terrifying for your wife. Well, I thought
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: it was her that had done it. My hands bound
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: to up and she just sees you, and you're just.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Tape me.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I want to do it, but my septum is so
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: badly deviated that I probably would die in my sleep.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: I should probably get the fucking surgery.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Honestly, I had the surgery, and everyone else will tell
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: you to do it, and I will tell you not to.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: Really why, because at least my nose was so broken
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: from that fight I got into with the lobstermen and
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: oh yes, yes, yes, that it had healed over the
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: left nostril and they had to they had to go
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: in and rebreak the entire nose. I think the doctor
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: took a fucking shovel to my face.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: He just disliked you.
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  Speaker 3: He was like, we're gonna just start. Let's break it
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  Speaker 3: into the smallest bone we can. Yeah, we're gonna go
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  Speaker 3: from We're gonna go from square one on this nose.
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  Speaker 3: We're not doing any fun tuning. We're just gonna bang
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  Speaker 3: it and then mold it.
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  Speaker 5: That's what they did to my arm when I broke it.
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  Speaker 3: When I woke up, I had so much blood in
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  Speaker 3: my stomach. They're meant to vacuum a lot of it out,
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  Speaker 3: but they hadn't done a very good job. Plus I'd
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  Speaker 3: been under for seven hours or somethhit. Oh, what I
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  Speaker 3: was really bad.
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  Speaker 5: Was like a brain surgeon.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a fuck. And they and you're prone. So
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  Speaker 3: all the blood drains from your septum down into your stomach,
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  Speaker 3: and your body has this natural response whenever you are
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  Speaker 3: swallowing lots of blood into your stomach. It's your body's
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  Speaker 3: way of letting you know you have internal bleeding or
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  Speaker 3: there's something really wrong with your system. So it makes
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  Speaker 3: you very nauseous because it wants you to throw up
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  Speaker 3: the blood to let you know, hey, you got to
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  Speaker 3: fix something. Yeah, And they did not vacuum the blood
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  Speaker 3: out of my stomach enough, so I had a ton
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  Speaker 3: in there. And we left the hospital. They released us
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  Speaker 3: because they didn't want us there anymore. And I was
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  Speaker 3: where was this Mount SINAI up on like ninety seventh
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  Speaker 3: in Park or whatever. And we went back to my
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  Speaker 3: sister's apartment where I was staying. My mom was with me,
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  Speaker 3: and we walked in and I was telling my mom
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  Speaker 3: I was really nauseous in the uber back. We got
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  Speaker 3: into there and I went straight to the bathroom and
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  Speaker 3: grabbed this. Oh man, she had this decorative tin trash
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  Speaker 3: waist bucket. Yeah, And I grabbed it to throw up
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  Speaker 3: in it, and brought it to my face so fast
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  Speaker 3: that I hit my nose and I threw up so
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  Speaker 3: violently all this blood into it that the packing from
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  Speaker 3: my nose surgery just an hour or two before all
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  Speaker 3: came out. And when I say that, blood was shooting
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  Speaker 3: out of my face, out of my nose. This has
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  Speaker 3: happened to me twice in my life. One time when
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: I hit my head on the anchor that I dove
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  Speaker 3: off of and it was shooting at and then this
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  Speaker 3: time that was going out of the boss like pouring
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  Speaker 3: dark blood. To go back to the hospital, we called them,
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  Speaker 3: We were about to call an ambulance, and then we
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  Speaker 3: tried to shove the pack. I can't even think about this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so horrific that we had
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  Speaker 3: to shove plugged tissue back up and then luckily it
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  Speaker 3: sort of staunched it and settled it and we didn't
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  Speaker 3: go back.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 3: But my sister walked in just as this had happened,
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  Speaker 3: and my sister goes, how did it go? And my
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  Speaker 3: mom goes, we're not doing well, And then my sister
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  Speaker 3: saw my face. I mean, there's blood all over the
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  Speaker 3: floor through the way. How old were you? Twenty five six? No,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: twenty seven. It was two months before I started at Barsools.
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  Speaker 1: You're about to join the twenty seven club out of
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  Speaker 1: a fucking nose September surgery.
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  Speaker 5: You would have been probably the first person to die
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: from nose surgery.
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  Speaker 3: That's really bad.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 5: Did you feel it when they were breaking your nose? Oh?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I was under Wow, So I should or shouldn't get it.
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  Speaker 3: I would go see how bad yours is and see
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  Speaker 3: what they said.
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  Speaker 1: I think people was like a eighty percent blockage in
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: one of my nostrils.
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  Speaker 3: If they're like, you're gonna have to We're gonna have
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: to break your entire nose.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: This is a disaster, isn't it?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: At what they do?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway?
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  Speaker 5: Is this from so much know?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: But I'm curious what what Francis's paint Co situation was
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: like after he had that no surgery, it.
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  Speaker 5: Was percocets or vicarins, one of them. It's probably at
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: that point and I needed them.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: But that but I needed them for four days and
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: then you have a supply for two months. So I
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: flushed him for extra and then all the trout in
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 3: the Hudson became addicts.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that they were easier to kill. That's why Francis,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: or that's why sass Is able to go up to
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: Wyoming and fucking mow down these fucking poor heroin attic
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: trout what.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: Do they call those zombie trouts?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just like can I get it?
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  Speaker 6: Hit?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: Look at that, mic, Let me suck your dick for
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: that jewel.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Stuck your dick for that that cigarette butt dangling?
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  Speaker 3: All right, all right, cool, that's a good episode.
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  Speaker 5: Great, Thank you guys for listening. We will see you
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: on Monday or Tuesday. Goodbye.
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  Speaker 2: H