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#126: Urban Legend (1998) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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  Hello, what's your least favorite scary movie, ding.
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  Ding, ding, ding. Welcome to watch at least
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  favorite scary movie. The podcast, where we talked
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  about the good, the bad, the ugly, and the Absurd, and all of
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  our favorite and least favorite scary movies, as we believe
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  every horror movie rightfully, has its fanbase, even if we
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  don't always get it. My name is Travis.
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  My name is Jessie. And today, we are going to be
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  talking Talking about a little movie called, urban legend.
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  You know that little thing? Yeah, we were taking it back in
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  time. Now, we are no longer in the
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  2000s. We spend a lot of time in 2022,
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  last month we did. And, and last year and last
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  year, 365 days. In fact, he'll like more.
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  Yeah. Also we're out here recording in
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  our living room, again, talia's still recovering.
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  I'm doing really good though. Yeah, she's doing really well.
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  She might be done recovering. Well, this portion of her
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  recovery by the end of this week, we're hoping, but if you
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  hear her, you hear cats, running around fighting playing.
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  That's just because we were having to do this for right now,
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  so it's just kind of what it is. But let's talk about
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  announcements Jesse. Do you have any announcements?
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  No. No.
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  Okay okay. Well let's talk about the polis.
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  Mm-hmm I got this one memorized because it's simple.
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  Last week we ended our Halloween coverage with Halloween ins and
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  we wanted to know, do you guys want to see more Halloween
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  movies? So Instagram is where it was
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  divisive. It was split 50-50.
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  Wow. Yeah, you know I didn't expect
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  it to be that torn, honestly. But on Twitter it's 100% know.
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  Personally I want to see more because it's my favorite and I
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  don't care how bad they get. I still like to watch them even
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  the ones that we shot on actually, I don't think we ever
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  really shat on any and our coverage.
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  You know I yeah you did. We're did you.
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  I don't know how that's not a fan 6.
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  Okay, that was it. Well, okay, okay, sure.
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  Well, I had a lot of time baddy baddy, and it has Paul Rudd, so
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  it does have a lot of good things going for it for you at
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  least, but we'll talk about our rankings on that later this
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  month, whenever we pass the torch over the screen.
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  Yeah, it. Yeah.
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  What about you? What do you want to see?
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  Do you want to see more? I'm okay.
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  With what we have, you're okay with just leaving it, you want
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  to end it with Cory? I wouldn't be mad if they
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  brought more Corey back. No, here's the thing, here's the
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  thing. If they could come up with a
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  compelling story, I'd watch it a compelling.
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  Cory, you know, that's not what I said of compelling Court.
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  I agree. If they even came up with a
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  compelling Cory, I think that would be all on board.
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  No, I just like, I wouldn't be opposed, but You're not asking
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  for more, but if they brought more you wouldn't say no.
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  Yeah. Like I was very exhausted when
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  they announced the latest iteration of Spider-Man, but
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  they didn't kill Uncle Ben again, and they finally cast
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  somebody who's both a good Peter and a good Spider-Man.
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  So, you know, that's fair. See you can like I'll being
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  open, you can bring new energy into a franchise.
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  Yeah. Which is why I guess this one
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  kind of did because like Halloween We did not perform
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  nearly as well at the box office before this new Trilogy, from
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  what I remember from our coverage that is either way,
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  people got excited about it and then ended on a bad note for a
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  lot of people's. Oh, I don't know.
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  Okay, cool. Alright, that's it for a pole.
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  So you ready to talk about? Urban legend.
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  Oh, buddy. Am I?
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  So I am aware that this is going to end up being a very dressy
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  month. And this was my pick.
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  However, I love this movie. I was very shocked when you
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  ended up on this one, but well, we didn't know it's a weird
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  month. We have this one.
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  We have the patreon one. We have scream and then we have
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  a Valentine's Day episode that we're doing.
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  Yeah. Maybe next week.
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  Yeah, and it's just kind of funny that I don't know.
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  I just I wanted to felt right for February.
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  So very, very busy this month. Yeah, we are.
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  We were riding those vibes then Right now we're starting with
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  the like late 90s early 2000s. Washer post screen Vibes stuff
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  like that, okay? So urban legend, Jesse.
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  Okay. And everybody listening.
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  Hello, urban legend, came out, September 25th 1998 watched
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  weird that came out in 1998, or that came out in September.
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  It came out in September. Well, okay, that's the weird
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  part that's going to be the year.
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  Why? Why is that weird?
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  Hello. I just don't think about movie
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  is existing in September. That is one year.
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  And one day before I broke both of my wrists.
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  Yeah, you know the day. Well, because we spent my little
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  sister's birthday in the ER oh that's so sad.
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  She doesn't remember we watched this on a DVD that you cannot
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  currently stream this as of when we watched it.
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  Which was January 29th 2023. I know that this usually has
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  streaming options so it's usually on like who time so
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  it'll find its way back here in leather demands those royalties.
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  Yes, you had to pay up. It's all on Jared Leto.
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  He's the one that's leading the charge on that.
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  If you don't own it and obviously, there's no way to
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  stream it, you can rinse it, you can run it on an app Apple TV,
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  Amazon YouTube and red box and granted, we say this, Every
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  month. But this is coming out at the
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  beginning of February and the streaming options change
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  generally at the beginning of months.
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  Yeah. Who knows where it'll be when
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  this episode releases. Very true.
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  It's exhausting keeping up with all the streaming services now,
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  and the release dates, I try and do it for the ones that we
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  subscribe to, but I can't do that for this right here at the
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  beginning of the month. Yeah.
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  So this is written by Silvio horta.
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  Directed by Jamie blinks. So here's the funny thing about
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  Jamie blanks, this isn't the only time this month, we're
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  going to be talking about him and he has non-directed very
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  many movies. So we just happen to pick his
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  entire span of horror filmography, the 90 Edge movie,
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  it is because I know the director of the next to how you
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  doing. Okay, then it's Valentine.
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  Yeah yeah. He's doing a back for back with
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  a with Jamie blanks here. So I think that's kind of
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  interesting and weirdly coincidental, I had no idea it
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  was supposed that plan. Yeah, it's just we've been.
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  We've watched Valentine probably like three times in the past six
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  months, for whatever reason and it just felt right to cover it.
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  Yes it was because it's a good Valentine's Day movie and I feel
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  like it's Now, finally, getting the appreciation, however, when
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  that movie first came out, I fucking loved it.
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  And you watched it for the first time.
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  Last year I did cause you were like, surely.
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  You've seen him? Because it's starring David
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  banana Ranna. David bananas and David Bowen,
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  not bones. Yeah, it's got a weird Cass.
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  I can't wait to talk about that one.
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  Yeah. But for now, speaking of casts,
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  this this cast is pretty stacked.
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  This cast is pretty stack. Okay, first off, hold on, I got
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  music by For young. Sorry I was trying to get us
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  back on track. Yeah, you're good.
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  Special effects makeup. I have a couple people here.
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  I've got the key artists that's Dan Gibson.
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  I have the coordinator. That's Dean Stewart.
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  And then I have the supervisor that's Martin mallove or okay?
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  Alright. So yes, the cast on this thing
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  is fucking crazy. First off, we have Jared Leto,
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  playing Paul Gardner, it's always weird talking about Jared
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  Leto with this stuff, like for him.
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  In a word. It's basically this brief
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  appearance in American Psycho. And I guess if you want to count
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  Requiem for a Dream, I mean it's a pretty horrifying movie, it's
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  a very horrifying movie. I have not watched that movie in
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  a long time and can I swallow brief Requiem for a Dream story?
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  Yeah, go ahead. Well, it's mainly related to the
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  music associated with Lux aeterna.
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  Yeah, there is a great time to my mom was visiting and we went
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  out to The Distillery District and We're just chatting and I
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  wasn't paying attention to my phone going through its Shuffle
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  and that song came on because sometimes I like to listen to
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  music and feel sad. That's a weird time to save one
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  like in your spot. Okay.
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  But if you want to listen to music and feel sad but I have
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  better songs for that but you know I can't I can't deny this
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  is a good one for it. Go ahead.
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  But anyway that's playing as you're trying to park, it is a
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  very tight parking spot and so we got really quiet to let you
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  concentrate. Great.
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  And then it's just like you straightening up backing in and
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  out. And it going to do, do, do, do
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  do. And there was a bottle in the
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  spot to and I was like, oh my God, like, it was like a slow mo
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  seeing right there. I remember that.
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  That was funny. Okay.
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  Alicia Witt, please, Natalie Simon Rebecca.
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  Gayheart plays. Brenda Bates.
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  Yay. Yeah, she does.
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  Yeah, Rebecca Gayheart. Do you want to tell them about
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  the drinking game? Played us.
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  Yeah. Well, there's a drinking game
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  for urban legend and it has one of my all-time favorite rules,
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  which is just drink when Rebecca Gayheart.
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  Yeah. And you just fill in that blank.
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  However, you want, you let your heart tell you and I think it
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  needs to apply to all Rebecca Gayheart movies.
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  I agree. I think it's funny the story and
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  that drinking game because like the person's like, I realize how
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  stupid this sounds. But like I saw it from another
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  drinking game and I can't tell if that was like a typo from
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  that one, or if like really just because Rebecca Gayheart, I
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  think just because Rebecca Gayheart.
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  I mean, after watching this movie, I could see I don't
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  really know many other movies that she's in if I'm being
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  honest on Breaker. Huh, jawbreaker oh jawbreaker.
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  Yeah, I've only watched that one time though and she's one of the
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  sisters and scream to. Yeah, she's from like a very
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  close to my hometown. She's a little Kentucky girl.
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  Oh really Hazard Kentucky. Yeah, wow.
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  It's like less than an hour away from where I grew up.
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  You know what? Some of that Twain comes out a
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  little bit at the end of the movie?
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  Ddaeng ddaeng ddaeng. Yeah, and she's got her.
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  What? She like, lets out 100% who she
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  is. Yeah, I love it.
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  Michael Rosenbaum, please, Parker Riley.
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  I fuckin love Michael Rosenbaum, only because my first experience
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  with him was, he's the flash the voice of The Flash, and the DC
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  Justice League TV series. Okay.
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  And he's also the guy and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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  That's like gun, crazy. That is like robbing their bar.
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  Do you remember that? Episode These Stadium?
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  Okay. It's gun fever.
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  The gun fever episode. Okay, yeah.
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  And he's like, like fake dating D.
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  Basically? Yeah, just so we can like, yeah,
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  get into the bar and still. Yeah, I fucking love.
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  Michael Rosenbaum, Joshua. Jackson plays, Damon Brooks.
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  That's Dawson's Creek, right? - yes, if it is.
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  Pacey, is pacing like a character in Dawson.
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  Yeah, I've never watched us and sweet so I have no idea.
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  I wouldn't say I watch Dawson's Creek.
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  It was often on the TV because I really liked the theme song.
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  So you like the theme song so much that you watch the
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  episodes. It would be more like one of
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  those that like I'd have it like on will I be playing with my
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  Barbies or whatever? So it gets all wow.
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  Play with your Barbies and watching Dawson's Creek.
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  Okay, Tara Reid, places. Asha, Thomas.
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  And here's where it gets interesting, we have Robert
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  Englund playing Professor William Wexler, William Wexler,
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  Daniel Harris, playing Tosh. I don't know how to say her last
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  name, so I'm not even gonna try old gu a any RI Winery.
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  Okay. I can't visualize that in my
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  head and you look at it Go, Winery Winery, depends on like
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  your heritage, I guess canary. No, it's where the other and
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  let's see who's this last person?
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  We're at a Dave or no Loretta Devine playing Reese Wilson the
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  badass security. Hey yeah, guard or whatever,
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  who's not a cop, which kind of threw me off because I for some
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  reason I always remember her being a cop okay Jesse but did I
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  booked a budget? Yes a budget.
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  This is 14 million dollars which is not too bad, really?
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  Yeah. It's see, open them box office
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  of one. No, I'm sorry, 10.5 million,
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  okay, and worldwide, gross of 72.5, hell yeah.
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  Five point six. Oh nine DB it's 6:00.
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  That's not bad criminal. I mean you might be a little bit
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  biased honestly but I've never been biased about anything in my
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  life ever. Especially not horror movies.
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  No especially Wednesday. You grew up with and hold so
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  dearly too special. I once met fall into my
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  preferred sub-genre. Exactly.
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  Yeah. This is all you teen screaming.
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  Shit. Okay.
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  Well, I've got a nice little list of three movies that came
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  out the same year that are very similar.
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  Okay, first off since this movie and everybody online that
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  reviewed. It basically is like it tries to
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  be scream or I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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  I wants to be Kevin Williamson. Well, I chose a Kevin Williamson
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  movie. Yay.
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  Well not exactly. It's based off of Of like his
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  people but it's I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
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  Yeah, because the first one, I came out, he didn't write this
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  one. I think he you may have like
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  worked on a little bit but it's not even his characters because
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  it's based off of a book. Unless he took like Fallen
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  officer was fucking piss about the movie adaptation.
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  I'm pretty sure we talked about. Yeah, we did.
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  That was a long one time ago that we talked about that movie.
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  I can't. I don't even know if he like use
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  the same characters City. Have you read the book?
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  No. Okay, I obviously haven't so, I
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  don't know. Well, it came out in November
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  13th 1998. So this is a weird one where
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  they have the budget listed as 65 million.
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  We talked about this in her episode a few months back, it's
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  not right. That's like, for some reason,
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  they factored in the cost of, yeah, like, emotional
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  advertising and like renting out the theaters and stuff like
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  that. So if you see that number out
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  there, that's not accurate. The real number is 25.
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  Million which is more in line, worldwide gross, 40 million 4.7
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  on IMDb. I think that's kind of low.
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  I think this I think it's a fun in these one more point for Jack
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  Black alone. Yeah, but we talked about it, if
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  Jack Black was a force or not at that time.
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  Yeah we did. Was he, where did we land, did?
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  We establish it. He's not enforced at dizzy.
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  I'm not going to say that it's the greatest movie ever, but it
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  might be a tribute. Oh my god, dude, I almost like
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  went into that without even, like I was just gonna like,
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  seriously, discuss that. Yeah, okay.
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  I think that he was still Force check box.
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  Of course, no matter what point in his life, he came out the
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  womb of for exactly. Okay.
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  Next movie. Bride of Chucky?
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  Yay. Yeah, because we get like a
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  little bit of Brad Dourif in this movie, too.
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  Yeah. And that's all.
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  Fun little movie. We watched the we went through
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  the whole Child's Play series. Like for me.
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  I or you know I actually kind of was my first time for a lot of
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  them but Bride of Chucky was one that I remember watching when it
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  came out this is like a weird time when I don't think movies
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  really came out as quickly as they do now where they took like
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  a year at least a year. It always felt like it took
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  forever before you could physically on something.
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  And I remember like this is playing on TV like on like we
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  had like the pay-per-view thing and she know we did not have it
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  legally, which is kind of cool but you know I just remember
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  like that's how I also watched Valentine because of these like
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  weird little like these channels.
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  All right, that came out October 16th 1998, another budget of 25
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  million. Okay, worldwide, gross of 15.6
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  million, and five Five on IMDb. I think that that's rude
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  honestly. Yeah that's a fucking amazing
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  movie that we brought in Jennifer Tilly.
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  Okay. If we're if we're talking about
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  Jack Black being a force. I think we need to also consider
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  is Jennifer Tilly of forest. Yes, she is now.
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  Thanks to that movie but not she was not prior.
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  What was she known for before that?
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  I don't even know. Like to me, like she didn't
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  exist until Bride of Chucky happen.
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  And okay, well there are plenty of meta jokes about Rolls prior
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  to the child's play franchise but I know.
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  But what was it? I know that.
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  She's like a big-time poker player.
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  Yeah, that's true. Like because I've seen her
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  Michaels Jenna Fischer. Oh really?
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  Yeah. Wow.
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  Maybe they play poker together and the final one.
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  This one actually is a Kevin Williamson movie but I wanted to
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  choose not H2O is going to know. It's all scream too.
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  I can't remember if he was involved.
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  That one or not. I think he was either way.
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  I don't want use that one because we're going to be
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  talking about it next month. So it's soon.
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  That's true. And he also did Halloween H2O
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  this year, but I didn't choose that one because we've already
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  talked about that one too. This one's The Faculty, which,
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  oh shit. What year for Kevin Williamson?
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  I know, right. Like that actually is like that
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  was this little slice of time right here.
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  Like the late 90s. He owned it 100%.
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  I feel like a lot of My taste in movies is shaped by Kevin
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  Williamson's writing. Well, yeah, cuz he just straight
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  up shapes. Oh, I of like, how the genre
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  went after scream. Basically, it really like
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  influence. How people wrote movies after
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  that, which is can, you know, kind of like this right here
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  like this movie. A lot of people, it takes a lot
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  of inspiration from Scream. Oh yeah.
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  Okay. That came out Christmas Day,
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  1998. Okay, budget of 15 million.
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  So 1 million more than this movie and worldwide, gross of
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  4.2 million. Okay, 6.50, 90 be okay.
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  That's the highest of them all. Yeah, that's a pretty decent one
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  movie. Have you ever watched it?
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  I can't remember. I feel like I have, but it's
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  been, you know, it's different for him because like, well, I
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  mean not really because it's still like high school team
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  bullshit, but like it's not a slasher.
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  Don't think it's like aliens. Yeah.
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  It's alien. Yeah, I guess it's okay.
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  Alien naked woman running around or something like that.
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  She's naked in like the final bit of it, I don't know if she's
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  always naked. Probably not.
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  Okay. So it really, it's kind of
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  funny, urban legend, one that year between all these, it made
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  seventy two million like, way more than any of these others,
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  which is kind of surprising, because it was not a franchise.
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  Like, I feel like all these except for the faculty were
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  franchises at this point. Yeah, well, urban legend went on
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  to have two sequels that had nothing to do with each other,
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  besides Loretta Devine and folklore, is she in the third
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  one? I don't remember if she's in the
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  third one, but I know she's in the second one.
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  Okay, the second one is the one that's Film School.
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  The third ones, Bloody Mary. Yes.
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  Okay. Yeah, we have that one.
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  Do we know? We don't we don't.
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  This is the only urban legend that we have.
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  The second was good. I like the second one a lot.
• 21:04
  Yeah. That was, that was nice.
• 21:05
  Resting concept for the second one.
• 21:07
  Yeah, it's really funny. We're both like, we're in the
• 21:12
  living room. So we actually have a TV on
• 21:14
  right now. We're both are both actually
• 21:17
  talking about horror movies but we're watching like a Sonic
• 21:21
  playthrough. Do one right now.
• 21:23
  I've said before how much I love watching speedruns, I find them.
• 21:27
  This is not a speedrun, this is Aaron Hanson playing a song
• 21:30
  again the exact opposite but that's the thing though, is that
• 21:34
  Sonic games even though First player is still a speedrun.
• 21:37
  Yeah. That's you know that's actually
• 21:39
  a good point which this is Aaron Hanson playing sonic so he's
• 21:45
  fast he's going very fast right now.
• 21:49
  I thought about like something cool that we could have put on
• 21:51
  here. Like maybe we could have had the
• 21:52
  movie running in the background but now we're just gonna watch
• 21:55
  Sonic and talk about urban legend like I want this.
• 21:59
  As my like desktop screen savers.
• 22:03
  It is mesmerizing okay. It was Snap out of it.
• 22:06
  I got the good thing to snap out.
• 22:08
  We got taglines. Okay alright I got plenty of
• 22:10
  them too. Okay, so there are actually like
• 22:14
  to on the poster. So boy, I'm gonna go with the
• 22:17
  top one first and then the bottom one.
• 22:19
  Oh no, I remember. So teen creeps covered this
• 22:23
  movie not too long ago, I don't think and I remember them
• 22:27
  talking about how stupid the tagline on the poster is, do
• 22:30
  they talk about taglines to know?
• 22:31
  Well, so what they do is, whenever they are talking about
• 22:35
  a book or movie? Well, that's what they do
• 22:37
  always. That's, yeah.
• 22:39
  Well, they read the tag line for this, their own Okay is.
• 22:43
  Oh yeah. Super she open with.
• 22:45
  Then she's like I don't it feels like to it is suit like it on
• 22:50
  IMDb. At least it was with us to and
• 22:52
  then I looked at the poster like these are likely related so I'm
• 22:56
  it's too. So the first one is it happened
• 22:59
  to someone who knows someone you know dot dot dot you're next.
• 23:04
  It sounds. Yeah.
• 23:08
  See because that one. If it plays into this, it
• 23:13
  doesn't make sense because the bottom one is what you don't
• 23:16
  believe can kill you. Do you want to try and read that
• 23:19
  all together? It happened to someone, who
• 23:21
  knows someone, you know, you're next, what you don't believe can
• 23:25
  kill you, none of it makes sense.
• 23:28
  Seifert, lie or together. I think it's things like that.
• 23:30
  Happen to someone. You know, who knows?
• 23:32
  Someone, you know, or someone who knows I'm getting confusing
• 23:36
  talking about. Could almost be good if you left
• 23:39
  off the year next happen to someone you know.
• 23:42
  Maybe or maybe happens to someone, you know, fuck I'm
• 23:45
  getting confused, even trying to remember.
• 23:47
  Okay, you're reading it. No I wasn't.
• 23:48
  I was trying to do it from memory.
• 23:50
  It happened to someone, who knows someone, you know.
• 23:53
  Okay. Well that yeah, that sounds
• 23:55
  about, right? That sounds like this.
• 23:57
  Making of an urban legend right there.
• 23:59
  Yeah. When you add in the year next,
• 24:02
  it sounds like one of those early internet email chain
• 24:06
  meals. Oh yeah.
• 24:07
  Dude, those are awesome. Okay.
• 24:11
  So what do you think of them individually at least?
• 24:14
  Well, like I said, the first one might be compelling if we take
• 24:17
  away the your next. What about what?
• 24:19
  You don't believe can kill you. That's dumb because they all
• 24:23
  believe in the urban legends. Know.
• 24:25
  The overall I give in this Ayah shit, Wexler.
• 24:29
  No. Well, I fully Wexler is the one,
• 24:32
  okay? Never mind.
• 24:32
  His whole thing is that they're bullshit.
• 24:33
  That's his entire class. How do you start an entire class
• 24:36
  out of? Like the idea that urban legends
• 24:39
  are bullshit? I how does that carry on for an
• 24:41
  entire semester publish enough research papers in the
• 24:45
  University, will you have your pet project class?
• 24:48
  That's one of those bullshit classes that people sign up for
• 24:50
  aphrodisiacs. I would, for sure, sign of all I
• 24:53
  would to like, it would be fun if you have the right person.
• 24:56
  I don't know if wexler's the right person because he doesn't
• 24:58
  have fun with it. He takes his super super sobs,
• 25:00
  well, because he's got this group of assholes cutting up
• 25:03
  during class all the time. Well, they gotta have fun
• 25:06
  somehow like they like went to the urban legend class to talk
• 25:10
  about. I mean, Rebecca Gayheart could
• 25:12
  have just had some fun, eating some pop rocks, but no pasties
• 25:15
  gotta come up there and fake his own death.
• 25:18
  Yeah, yeah. Big old ding.
• 25:22
  Okay, well, that's how you describe pasties, character
• 25:26
  building, okay, next one. Get ready to face your worst,
• 25:31
  fears. Again, I feel like it's missing
• 25:34
  the point of the urban legend as yeah.
• 25:36
  It's not like that doesn't do anything with urban legends at
• 25:39
  all. I guess, just like this is a
• 25:41
  scary movie. You'll be afraid of this.
• 25:43
  Get rid of face, it just face it, you're going to be scared.
• 25:49
  Okay, we both went to that the same time.
• 25:52
  Okay. Next up just because it didn't
• 25:54
  happen. Doesn't mean it can't.
• 25:56
  I like that one. Yeah.
• 25:58
  What should have been the official one?
• 25:59
  That's a good one. Yeah, next up, urban legends can
• 26:03
  kill that's so stupid. That doesn't even make any
• 26:06
  sense. Okay, I got a final 11, never
• 26:11
  talk to strangers. Never answer the phone, never
• 26:14
  flash, your lights, never leave the car, and always believe what
• 26:18
  you're told. I feel like they could have
• 26:22
  gotten a couple more wall like more obvious urban legends on
• 26:26
  there and so did they like, don't talk to strangers.
• 26:28
  Don't get out of the car. Never get out of the car.
• 26:32
  Never doorman hook hand, never. Yeah.
• 26:35
  Yeah, never ever. Never ever.
• 26:39
  Ever. I can't.
• 26:42
  Okay, that's it for the taglines.
• 26:45
  All right, so onto our fun facts.
• 26:47
  Yay. I'm ready for some fun.
• 26:49
  Yeah, I actually managed to find a Good stuff about this
• 26:52
  surprisingly. Okay, so this is a movie made by
• 26:58
  a bunch of newbies. So, Hora de the guy that wrote
• 27:02
  it, he was a recent NYU grad. So he was working at Perfume
• 27:05
  counter and he pitched the idea to numerous Studios.
• 27:10
  All of them shot down except for a recently formed, Studio,
• 27:13
  Phoenix picture, which was just established in 1995.
• 27:17
  So, very new, it had been like some like small films Some of
• 27:23
  the movies that made so they did the sequel.
• 27:25
  They did urban legend Final Cut. Okay.
• 27:28
  Later on, they went on to make Black Swan so they found a
• 27:30
  bloody well, urban legend, Brian.
• 27:34
  A lot of money. Seventy two point five million.
• 27:36
  Like they did a good job finding in this one right here because I
• 27:40
  can't believe everybody like shut this down.
• 27:42
  It's such an interesting concept for a movie, three degrees of
• 27:45
  Aronofsky. So we've got Jared Leto and this
• 27:48
  and that. Yeah, it does Requiem for a
• 27:49
  Dream and then black, One is also Aronofsky with Lee.
• 27:53
  Do you only need three? Yeah.
• 27:54
  Is it. Kevin Bacon is 566.
• 27:58
  Yeah. You need like, it's half the
• 28:00
  amount. Have them out for Joy at Jared
• 28:02
  Leto. Yes.
• 28:03
  A black X1. And then just browsing the
• 28:06
  later. Released a movie called dick on
• 28:08
  my seventh birthday. What?
• 28:11
  I don't know. I was just like, oh, my seventh
• 28:13
  birthday movie called it came out and I'm like that's
• 28:17
  fascinating. That's fun.
• 28:18
  That's a fun fact. I'm going to talk about that in
• 28:20
  a fun fact. It's Todd.
• 28:22
  The name of the movie was Dick on my seventh birthday.
• 28:27
  That's why I was shocked. No, no, no.
• 28:30
  That's traumatic. Oh God.
• 28:35
  That's terrible. Yeah.
• 28:36
  That's that was my shock with mine Travis's.
• 28:42
  Seventh birthday. A movie was released that old
• 28:45
  dick. Yes, yes.
• 28:48
  I could see how I did it. Oval job setting that up.
• 28:54
  Okay, we added this. I need to see if I was just
• 28:57
  tired and miss hearing that or if that's how it actually
• 29:00
  sounded, when you said it in my head, it didn't.
• 29:03
  But then again it came from my head and I knew that I was
• 29:06
  talking about. Seven year old.
• 29:07
  Travis is birthday party. I know that sounds worse.
• 29:15
  Never mind. Just stop talking about it.
• 29:17
  I'm so, I'm sorry. I brought it up.
• 29:21
  It's not real so we can laugh. Yeah, not funny if it's real.
• 29:29
  Okay. So next up I've got the director
• 29:33
  Jamie blank. He was also very fresh.
• 29:35
  She was 26 year-old years old whenever this came out.
• 29:38
  He initially wanted to direct. I know you did last summer got
• 29:43
  shutdown ended up making his own like fake trailer for it, to the
• 29:47
  try and convince the studio that he could do it.
• 29:51
  And they're like, they're so they ended up getting him on
• 29:54
  this one, which is like a very similar type of movie.
• 29:57
  So I always forget to do is thing.
• 29:58
  Yeah, like something along the lines of his thing apparently.
• 30:03
  And I don't know after watching this, I'm going to call bullshit
• 30:05
  on this but it says they had to or they straighten Rebecca
• 30:09
  Gayheart, it's hair to prevent her naturally curly hair to give
• 30:13
  away her as the killer, however going back and looking at scenes
• 30:18
  before, you know, it's her. I feel like her hair still.
• 30:20
  T curly? I think they mean, whenever she
• 30:23
  was in the puffy coat. Oh, that makes sense.
• 30:27
  Do you think that she was actually the person in the puffy
• 30:28
  coat the entire time? It sounds like it.
• 30:31
  You know what? You're right.
• 30:33
  That's probably exactly what happened because like her hair
• 30:36
  is big like very, very big Delta.
• 30:39
  It's puffy like her jacket in this movie.
• 30:41
  Yeah. Well as somebody who also has a
• 30:44
  lot of hair especially when I do like curl it or you know, like
• 30:49
  this. Yeah.
• 30:51
  Putting on hats or like hoods of jackets, it adds volume in ways
• 30:55
  you wouldn't expect. So you just think like, okay,
• 30:57
  you have the hood pulled up, that's no big deal but like it.
• 31:00
  Okay, it has the volume under. Yeah, yeah, interesting and I'll
• 31:05
  be back. I don't know how that feels.
• 31:06
  I've had very big hair but it's all like big in length.
• 31:11
  Not so long. I almost said not in girth is
• 31:16
  getting weird that that dick movie really kind of skewed.
• 31:20
  Everything here. Okay.
• 31:24
  Robert Englund signed on after being impressed by the concept
• 31:26
  of the screenplay. He was also a fan of many of the
• 31:29
  cast members. Who do you think he was a fan of
• 31:33
  Jared Leto? Maybe I like to imagine that he
• 31:36
  was a fan of Josh Jackson. Like he's a big Dawson's Creek,
• 31:41
  man. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:43
  Like I just imagine, like first thing.
• 31:45
  I'll say just like walk sometimes.
• 31:46
  I don't want to say Whispers, Away.
• 31:52
  Okay, Daniel Harris. Originally auditioned for the
• 31:54
  lead role, but they didn't go with her and I guess it gave
• 31:58
  her, you can play her roommate, and she took it, obviously,
• 32:03
  because she's in this movie, but I thought that was interesting.
• 32:06
  Maybe she was actually, like channeling Anger from that.
• 32:09
  Maybe like maybe it wasn't supposed to be like an angry
• 32:11
  God's character, and she's like, no, I'm super pissed.
• 32:14
  I gotta make this like, part of my performance, actually, like,
• 32:18
  just chain-smoking onset and I like Danielle, Well, I'm sure.
• 32:21
  You know, there were several shots of violence in the scripts
• 32:25
  that were not shut blanks. Wanted the on-screen violence to
• 32:29
  be very muted. So, and apparently in that
• 32:34
  opening scene with the girl in the car, the gas and Feeny.
• 32:39
  Yeah. Which is funny about her because
• 32:42
  it's got Brad Dourif in there and her last name is man.
• 32:44
  So I figured that had to be fully intentional.
• 32:46
  Yeah, it's gotta be but like, apparently directors.
• 32:50
  Love being incestuous with the way their name.
• 32:52
  I know dude, I've talked to you about that all the time.
• 32:55
  Yeah. Well wait, one this past
• 32:58
  weekend. Yeah.
• 32:59
  Everybody in the scene I was in there.
• 33:01
  The names are based off of four characters.
• 33:03
  Yeah. Yours was Ali's different.
• 33:05
  Like, I'm just sick of like the carpenter Craven shit.
• 33:08
  Like that one's like everybody is done.
• 33:09
  That one to death. Oh, yeah.
• 33:11
  And part of that like they have like a whole fake head for her
• 33:14
  and everything and like it just you don't see it on film because
• 33:19
  like they just right now or I go.
• 33:20
  To shoot the violent stuff. I feel like this movie could
• 33:23
  very easily be PG-13. Honestly, if you think about it,
• 33:26
  nowadays, it definitely would have gotten a PG-13 rating.
• 33:29
  Yeah, but it's rated R, which is weird to me.
• 33:31
  Like there was like, nothing about this movie that screen is
• 33:33
  rated R. All right, you will maybe think
• 33:37
  that this is interesting. So Tara Reid's character.
• 33:42
  Originally supposed to be played by Sarah Michelle Gellar, but
• 33:45
  interesting. She had to back out because she
• 33:46
  had scheduling conflicts with Buffy.
• 33:48
  Yeah, yeah. Well, she Up in 1997 and then
• 33:53
  1988 was season 2 of Buffy. Plus she was in Scream to I was
• 33:58
  reading people talking about this though to and like some
• 34:03
  people were thinking like wow, I was actually in The Buffy
• 34:06
  subreddit. Somebody was like man don't you
• 34:08
  think it's weird like that Buffy could have potentially held
• 34:12
  Sarah Michelle Gellar back from having an amazing movie career
• 34:15
  because she blew up so big but she like instead was just doing
• 34:18
  Buffy like it cost her some V rolls, now, wouldn't really say
• 34:22
  cos or something like she just, like, show is Buffy over like
• 34:25
  movie roles. Yeah.
• 34:28
  I mean, and that's always been kind of everything.
• 34:29
  Even nowadays, she has the opportunity for plenty of work,
• 34:32
  she's just picky about what she decides to do.
• 34:36
  She's in a new thing on Paramount.
• 34:38
  I don't know what it's supposed to be about, but, you know, I
• 34:40
  thought was interesting seeing her, meanwhile, her husband was
• 34:44
  in that movie called again, Christmas.
• 34:50
  You know, the song is called Christmas Without You, the
• 34:53
  movies, called Christmas with you, it's very confusing.
• 34:56
  Very, very complete, and some other casting stuff.
• 35:01
  Apparently, they originally wanted Reese Witherspoon, or
• 35:06
  Melissa Joan Hart to play the lead role of Natalie, okay?
• 35:09
  They both turned it down. I would have fucking loved
• 35:12
  Reese, Witherspoon is Natalie. I think it would have been to
• 35:18
  90s to have Any kind of replayability in 2023, if it was
• 35:24
  starring, Melissa, Joan Hart. Okay.
• 35:27
  Who's Melissa Joan Hart? Sabrina, the Teenage rushed
• 35:29
  wish, which and I mean, she was also Clarissa and Clarissa
• 35:34
  Explains It All. I watched a marathon of that.
• 35:36
  The night that I broke, both my wrists.
• 35:38
  We keep going back. Terrible night.
• 35:44
  Okay, wait. So she her time was done in the
• 35:48
  90s or something. I think.
• 35:50
  She does shows on freeform. Okay.
• 35:54
  With a bug guy named Joey. Wait, what?
• 35:56
  Oliver shows feature? This bald guy named Joey?
• 35:59
  No, I think like the shows like Melissa & Joey or something.
• 36:02
  Oh. Okay.
• 36:02
  Like every show that she's in, just like, Joe is going to be
• 36:05
  here, too. I work package to know, like
• 36:07
  it's just that what? Yeah, it's like full of Sunday.
• 36:10
  Oh yeah, Melissa & Joey American sitcom.
• 36:14
  Oh fuck. Okay, I'm free for.
• 36:16
  You can watch it now for free because before Where they got
• 36:20
  the name. Okay.
• 36:23
  Okay, that's it for my fun facts.
• 36:25
  Okay, all right. Well, since this is my movie,
• 36:28
  Jesse you start us off, that's a good.
• 36:30
  What's the bad ugly absurd? Know that the good?
• 36:33
  It's just such a fun movie. It's a fun concept part of what
• 36:38
  makes urban legends, fun is the fact that they sound outlandish
• 36:42
  but also so plausible. Yeah, exactly.
• 36:47
  So making a horror movie where there are killers actually Doing
• 36:53
  what are in the urban legends? Like that's the spooky is making
• 36:58
  that shit come true. And it's not even like
• 37:00
  Supernatural in nature. So I think that's fun.
• 37:03
  Yeah I feel like I could have chosen some more interesting
• 37:07
  urban legends. Well and I think the second one
• 37:10
  has some of the more interesting, one more
• 37:12
  interesting urban legends. I can't remember the ones in
• 37:14
  that one. The one that I specifically
• 37:17
  remember is the humans like 20. Fuck you.
• 37:22
  Yeah, that one's scary. Yeah.
• 37:24
  There's a there's a few scary ones in this one but that one
• 37:27
  right there. Holy yeah.
• 37:28
  Okay, yeah, yeah. And I just I this is so close to
• 37:34
  the games gone. Wrong type of son sub-genre that
• 37:38
  I'm such a big fan of this movie, honestly watching it.
• 37:42
  I was kind of like I feel like I could easily confuse this with
• 37:45
  Cry Wolf. Oh yeah.
• 37:47
  I one time it was in want to say it was the shaking that scared
• 37:52
  Discord. You're very where somebody was,
• 37:53
  like, what is cry wolf? And I just said, urban legend,
• 37:57
  but worse and everybody that knew was like, yep.
• 38:00
  Nope, that's the best way to describe that movie but I love
• 38:04
  Cry Wolf to so it coughs fine. This one is definitely better
• 38:08
  though. The bad, honestly.
• 38:13
  Like I don't there's not a lot that I think is bad about it.
• 38:16
  I think there's like a lot of cliches in it but sometimes I
• 38:20
  like this was the era of embracing the A Shay's and
• 38:23
  poking fun at MM, you know. Yeah.
• 38:25
  I mean like right after scream. I think well, I guess if that's
• 38:29
  what they were trying, they may have felt if they were trying to
• 38:31
  poke fun at them because really they just ended up leaning into
• 38:34
  the more than anything but I just, I don't know.
• 38:37
  I think they had fun with it and it shows but I do think that
• 38:45
  there are better versions of that out there like are saying,
• 38:49
  right? The ugly Being constantly
• 38:54
  aggressively reminded of 90s technology and how Once Upon a
• 39:00
  Time, you can it be on the internet and the telephone at
• 39:02
  the same time? I very, very vaguely.
• 39:05
  Remember those days if we had did not get on the internet to
• 39:09
  like the end of that. And then the Absurd this is
• 39:13
  absurd in all of the right ways and I just got to say Rebecca
• 39:16
  Gayheart. Doing her fucking thing at the
• 39:19
  end. I love it.
• 39:20
  She shines. I'm glad that they let her go.
• 39:24
  They gave her the opportunity to do her thing.
• 39:27
  Like, if that's like, what I wonder if she brought that to
• 39:30
  the table or if they're like, okay, like we just need you to
• 39:32
  like, really go over the top or like I know, you're just like a
• 39:36
  killer and you're revealing your identity.
• 39:37
  She's like. Okay, this is my chance to
• 39:39
  shine. Yeah, she it.
• 39:42
  And it's just amazing. Yeah, it's so good.
• 39:46
  All that said, I'm going to give this an 8 out of 10 a Datsun.
• 39:49
  Okay, I love it. It's pretty good score.
• 39:52
  Okay, so I agree that I think that this is an amazing premise
• 39:57
  for a squasher or just like a horror movie in general because
• 40:00
  like urban legends are, it's a thing that I feel like everybody
• 40:04
  can relate to, because everybody's heard them and
• 40:08
  especially these in this movie, I guess like they were very
• 40:10
  common of the time. Like, it would be, I guess, the
• 40:13
  equivalent of people making Creepypasta movies today because
• 40:17
  like, those are like, the earlier, like the Modern urban
• 40:19
  legends and, you know, I guess. Times.
• 40:22
  Like, if you're making a movie about a specific one, it's not a
• 40:27
  successful business. Like, if people made them about
• 40:29
  like, a bunch of them. Yeah, maybe that's why the
• 40:32
  Slender Man movies haven't always been super successful
• 40:36
  because I just like focus on the Slenderman aspect and there's
• 40:40
  really not a lot of like meet there.
• 40:41
  Yeah, for that. Yeah, I think that's part of it.
• 40:43
  Yeah. I mean his Slender Man.
• 40:46
  Yes. Yes.
• 40:47
  I walked right into that one. So, yeah.
• 40:51
  I think that It's great with that the bad, I guess, kind of
• 40:55
  like what I said before, I think that they could have chosen some
• 40:57
  more interesting ones. I think especially the least
• 41:01
  interesting. One was like the one where he's
• 41:05
  like being hanged on top of the car car door, hook hand.
• 41:10
  No, it's not car door. Hook hand, though because
• 41:12
  there's no hook hand, here's the thing is that urban legend has
• 41:16
  so many variations on it, that is the urban legend, but that's
• 41:21
  a different telling of it. They looked it up in the book
• 41:23
  and it said, boyfriend hanged something.
• 41:26
  I can't remember. I've got it written down
• 41:27
  somewhere. Special text book isn't going to
• 41:30
  say car door hook hand. I don't think Tumblr was around
• 41:32
  yet. It's probably fucking Wexler
• 41:34
  wrote it. He doesn't even have fun with
• 41:37
  naming them boyfriend. Hangs like okay cool, that's a
• 41:41
  great, urban legend, a man. Now I think that if they win
• 41:44
  with a card or hookin thing like that's what I was expecting
• 41:48
  this, what I was wanting. And then when it didn't happen,
• 41:51
  I was a little bit let down Down.
• 41:52
  But they do have some really good ones in here, like my
• 41:56
  personal favorite one, that really, really creep me out.
• 41:58
  Growing up is the ones. Like I bet you're glad you
• 42:01
  didn't turn the lights on that one.
• 42:04
  Fucking terrifies me so scary. The ugly with this.
• 42:11
  I think it's ugly that they have to kill the fucking dog in this
• 42:15
  and especially in the way that they killed the dog.
• 42:18
  It's not cool. I I feel like dog deaths and
• 42:22
  Remove. He's just in like movies in
• 42:23
  general. Not necessary, I guess.
• 42:26
  Like if you're going to make when the only time I would work
• 42:29
  is like pet cemetery because like that's like the whole
• 42:31
  point. But like I feel like people will
• 42:34
  rely on that on. I got a crutch to try and like,
• 42:38
  raise the stakes and make the killer seemed truly terrible.
• 42:42
  And like, like, I feel like it's just kind of lazy like, this
• 42:45
  better ways for, don't take the cheap shot.
• 42:48
  Yeah, I guess just like an easy easy way to do it like make it
• 42:52
  Interesting. Don't fucking kill a dog sucks
• 42:56
  and the Absurd. I like how it knows that this is
• 43:01
  like a movie. Like it kind of breaks the
• 43:02
  fourth wall. Couple times.
• 43:04
  Like you get that little like ringtone from Damon.
• 43:07
  That's like the Dawson's Creek ringtone.
• 43:11
  It's not a ring town. It's when he gets into his car,
• 43:14
  the radio. Oh that's right.
• 43:15
  That's right. Because I guess ringtones
• 43:17
  probably weren't even a thing here.
• 43:19
  This is 1998. This is still like this is the
• 43:22
  Of Nokia's and then like they also play on like these are
• 43:26
  fucking horror icons started a the killer you know.
• 43:28
  Like it's just kind of fun. Yeah.
• 43:31
  So overall I think I would give this thing a 70k.
• 43:36
  I like this movie a lot. I feel like this is a series
• 43:41
  that could actually be remade and like you can maybe do
• 43:47
  something interesting with it. Yeah, I mean you and even
• 43:50
  necessary we're in the air. Age of the recall.
• 43:53
  I think we could easily. Yeah, you could do it.
• 43:55
  And you like, have Melissa Gayheart, come back, you know
• 43:58
  Legacy characters? Becca go hard.
• 44:01
  What did I call her Melissa Gayheart?
• 44:03
  Why did I call her Melissa? Gave her?
• 44:05
  I have no idea. That's probably a.
• 44:09
  Yeah, I feel you should be the perfect Legacy character.
• 44:12
  Especially since you like reprises her role for like one
• 44:15
  second in the second one. She's like she's on board with
• 44:19
  this franchise. Just let her fucking go with it.
• 44:22
  Okay. All right, so I start off.
• 44:25
  It's storming. It storms a lot less.
• 44:27
  Maybe. Yeah.
• 44:29
  Also part of the drinking game, they admitted that this is
• 44:31
  basically like a waterfall. But like any time it widens or a
• 44:35
  white things lightens whitens. Anytime there's a white.
• 44:40
  Yeah, you're supposed to drink, which I don't advise that for
• 44:43
  this rear. Yeah.
• 44:44
  Because it's a very stormy movie.
• 44:46
  Yeah. So she's driving at storming.
• 44:49
  She's listening to this. The College radio station, she
• 44:54
  almost caches because she's a terrible driver and then she
• 44:57
  sings along to total eclipse of the heart in such an amazing
• 45:02
  way. Like, it feels so great, like
• 45:05
  she doesn't know the timing. Yeah, use.
• 45:09
  And it's so relatable. I don't even think she knows the
• 45:12
  words. I love it because there's a part
• 45:15
  where I don't know the words either, but she's like, never
• 45:19
  ever his like, yeah, like seriously, that's not it.
• 45:22
  That's not how this song goes. Yeah I think it's funny.
• 45:25
  I wonder if that was intentional or if they're like your singing
• 45:27
  Total Eclipse of the Heart, so it's just like, fuck.
• 45:30
  Yeah, I don't know, I don't know the songs, like it's in your
• 45:33
  wheelhouse. I know every other Bonnie, Tyler
• 45:36
  son, apparently they they shot this whole opening, by the way,
• 45:40
  like as the first thing because he wanted to, like, have
• 45:43
  something to show The Producers, like hey, I can make a movie.
• 45:46
  Hmm, I feel like this is like opening right here.
• 45:48
  Can actually play as its own short film though.
• 45:50
  Absolutely. It's what happens is there?
• 45:53
  Gas light comes on so she pulls up to a gas station and the
• 45:55
  attendant played by Brad Dourif is like him.
• 46:00
  He get he looks a little bit sucks and he says Hey Miss the
• 46:09
  credit card company is on the phone.
• 46:11
  Now it's important to know that this man has a stutter.
• 46:14
  Yeah and also apparently doesn't own a rain jacket.
• 46:18
  He is sorry changed. And yeah, so she gets into the
• 46:25
  gas station and she realizes nobody's on the phone.
• 46:29
  So she think she's going to be murdered.
• 46:31
  I can't blame her for that. It's a bad situation.
• 46:35
  She's alone. It's nighttime.
• 46:36
  There's a man. That's just locked her in a
• 46:38
  building. I feel like it could have tried
• 46:41
  to like talk as he was walking in there because like like he
• 46:45
  didn't even like say anything until she got in there and he
• 46:49
  just like went in there. He immediately walks to the
• 46:51
  door. Or and he couldn't get the words
• 46:53
  out so she pepper sprays him bust the window.
• 46:57
  She gets in her car and as she's driving away, he finally gets it
• 47:01
  out there Subway. In the backseat.
• 47:04
  I also need to find out that her little car Locker the little
• 47:08
  beep. Boop boop it sounds like R2-D2
• 47:11
  beep. Boop beep boop.
• 47:13
  I didn't do a good job of it but I don't I did not pick that up.
• 47:17
  Yeah so she ends up getting hit by an axe.
• 47:23
  It's acts in the head which seems like a risky move for.
• 47:26
  Oh puffy coat in the backseat. Yeah I was questioning that to
• 47:29
  watching this because like this person's driving Going full
• 47:33
  speed and like they're actually probably speeding at this point
• 47:37
  and like you're going to chop their head off while they're
• 47:39
  doing that. I guess not.
• 47:41
  Yeah, there's no way that. That did not rec.
• 47:44
  Yeah. Apparently, everybody's fine
• 47:47
  though. So, we cut to campus.
• 47:50
  Yeah. Some friends are sitting in a
• 47:52
  coffee shop. They're talking about this frat
• 47:54
  party. That's coming up to celebrate
• 47:56
  the 20th anniversary of the Stanley Hall Massacre, which is
• 47:59
  pretty fucked up, Stanley, On massacre massacre.
• 48:06
  Let's see, we learned that Brenda played by Rebecca
• 48:09
  Gayheart. She is a new transfer.
• 48:13
  So that's something that's one of those little details.
• 48:16
  I didn't pick up on until this watch.
• 48:18
  I didn't even know that either. That should have been like a
• 48:20
  giveaway that if you're like really thinking about it.
• 48:23
  Yeah, trading the friend group? Yeah.
• 48:26
  But her Natalie are good friends.
• 48:28
  Now, they have a moment where they get spooked by Damon
• 48:31
  because they're doing blood. Hey, Mary at the abandoned
• 48:34
  Stanley Hall. Dorm this is it makes sense to
• 48:36
  me. Like I thought the whole point
• 48:37
  of Bloody Mary is you're doing it in the bathroom with the
• 48:41
  mirror in the dark. They're not playing it right?
• 48:45
  No they're not. Okay, I'm just glad that I
• 48:47
  didn't get that wrong. That's just trying to set the
• 48:49
  tone for Natalie. Oh yeah, okay, trying to get oh,
• 48:53
  wow. Yeah, that's that's that's a
• 48:55
  nice little detail. I get honestly.
• 48:57
  So Natalie gets back to her dorm room and her roommate Tash Tash.
• 49:02
  Daniel Harris, they don't have a sock system or anything like
• 49:07
  that. This is just like full-on
• 49:10
  fucking very aggressive sex on her bed and she was gonna tell
• 49:14
  her to leave. She's like turn out the why you
• 49:16
  can stay there. Yeah I don't know how this is.
• 49:21
  That's not the I wouldn't do it really for her issue like she
• 49:25
  just gets in bed puts on headphones and just listens to
• 49:28
  music while like she's in the room wall, I would miss having
• 49:31
  sucks. So uncomfortable knowing that
• 49:34
  that aggressive humping humping was happening right behind my
• 49:37
  back the whole thinning. That's the whole definitely been
• 49:40
  like a porno called the Halo hell yeah dude there's no way if
• 49:44
  I'm just going to be now deserve credit.
• 49:50
  Imagine each thrust like the bed.
• 49:55
  She wakes up So we cut to dr. Wexler's class on the folklore
• 50:08
  and he talks about how it reflects our society's values.
• 50:14
  He looks very cozy. You said that looks so cool.
• 50:18
  He's got his little sweater vest and is Jackie's gonna bow tie?
• 50:24
  It's it is a very cozy little outfit.
• 50:27
  Robert England's sporting here, so what?
• 50:32
  They're talking about is that when a stranger calls.
• 50:35
  Yeah. Thing or or black Christmas?
• 50:39
  Yeah. Which I mean I feel like
• 50:41
  apparently it was like a so his whole thing is like it was an
• 50:45
  urban legend, far long ago and like it was just like, it's been
• 50:50
  altered as like technology and times have changed.
• 50:53
  Yeah, we're just kind of urban legends work.
• 50:55
  Yeah. And then he talks about the pop
• 50:58
  rocks and soda and I want to point out that he's uses the
• 51:01
  word soda. He does.
• 51:03
  Oh, where is this? Do we know where this is?
• 51:05
  Well, okay, it's not like California, right?
• 51:09
  I feel like California. No, I think it's like, I feel
• 51:13
  like we saw it somewhere because Rebecca Gayheart, says, man, I
• 51:20
  could have gone to NYU instead and I feel like if it was
• 51:22
  California, like that's two opposite ends of the country,
• 51:25
  that's a weird line. Also, an interesting thing that
• 51:29
  I read on this, apparently this was supposed to be set during
• 51:32
  the winter which is why the Killer is wearing a puffy coat.
• 51:36
  But when they got there for, Filming.
• 51:38
  It was way too warm, so they kind of like drop that but they
• 51:42
  kept the coat, you know, I never really questioned, the puffy
• 51:46
  coat I never did either, but like, you gotta imagine, like,
• 51:48
  it's not comfortable wearing that thing.
• 51:51
  Okay? So I like how he he's, like,
• 51:53
  questioning them on the pop rocks thing.
• 51:56
  And then I, yeah, I think that there's like a kid that died
• 51:58
  from it, and then he shows like the picture of the kid.
• 52:02
  Apparently, I don't know if this is a real thing, or if this is a
• 52:05
  thing that they made for the movie.
• 52:07
  But like Shows the kid that allegedly died from eating, pop,
• 52:11
  rocks, and drinking soda. And then I was like a picture of
• 52:15
  him as a grownup, which I have to wonder.
• 52:17
  How the fuck did he find? This guy as a grownup.
• 52:20
  It's just like how nowadays people be.
• 52:22
  Like this is the person from the whatever meme, I guess that's
• 52:25
  true. Like success kid's dad has a new
• 52:29
  kidney what? Yeah.
• 52:32
  Like see. This is what the internet lets
• 52:34
  you know. Now it is okay.
• 52:35
  Oh yeah, this is before the internet.
• 52:37
  No it's not. Not before easy internet before
• 52:40
  like current Internet, where it's so easy to find this shit.
• 52:43
  Yeah. But I'm pretty sure that William
• 52:45
  Wexler PhD. PhD, find the results.
• 52:50
  He needs. No, maybe, I don't know.
• 52:53
  Well, he, he gets mad at Brenda because she's snickering and
• 52:58
  making little comments and then calling bullshit on it.
• 53:00
  So he dares her to come up to test it out for herself.
• 53:05
  She backs down. Damon is like, I'll do And then
• 53:08
  he goes up there. Eat some drinks, some Pepsi.
• 53:12
  And then he starts frothing green shit from his mouth.
• 53:16
  I think it was just like the pop rocks.
• 53:18
  Probably, I can't believe he actually he committed to this
• 53:22
  like he actually went to the point where he was spitting up
• 53:25
  all over his face, he was definitely sticky and I was
• 53:28
  thinking the same thing the entire time, like he is got to
• 53:31
  be sticky. That's not going to be
• 53:33
  comfortable. Like if this is like at the
• 53:35
  beginning of class and he opened with this, and Like this is like
• 53:38
  an hour-long classic you're just sitting there with like green
• 53:41
  sticky shit all over your face. Well, whatever he showed Wexler.
• 53:45
  I also like how like he's pretending to die and he like
• 53:49
  goes to lean on Wexler and like he like moves his shoulder and
• 53:52
  let them fall and then kind of like no just him down the steps.
• 53:55
  I quit school doesn't give a shit like he's like you're
• 53:58
  fucking dead even if this was really like I'm not actually
• 54:02
  nerd. Yeah yeah.
• 54:05
  So after class we See that race and the dean or collecting all
• 54:10
  of the school newspapers because Paul has sensationalized.
• 54:14
  Michelle, Mancini's death, Natalie is very unimpressed with
• 54:18
  this article and she was like, you know, this is somebody's
• 54:21
  actual life. Yeah, by the way, Brenda is like
• 54:26
  super into Paul. Yeah, which is a big part of
• 54:30
  this story here. That's why they're going to say,
• 54:32
  which is a big red flag. That's not red flag.
• 54:37
  She's Super into him. And I guess like, they all are
• 54:39
  too. I think Natalie is so she just
• 54:41
  doesn't really say it because her friends like really into
• 54:43
  him. I think Natalie becomes into him
• 54:46
  when he is in her eye when he's like actually believes the urban
• 54:51
  legend shit. And she's like, that's hot.
• 54:53
  Also at the gas station. Attendant is reported as missing
• 54:57
  and we never get resolution on what happened to him.
• 55:00
  Yeah. Right.
• 55:01
  Like what did he do? Do you run like to the fucking
• 55:03
  woods? And just like I feel like he's
• 55:05
  the type of guy I think that would just like run to the
• 55:07
  woods. He's like, I know exactly how
• 55:09
  this looks. I'm not even saying he has like
• 55:11
  a game plan. Like he just runs to the woods.
• 55:12
  That's how he does with this problems.
• 55:16
  Not only when she goes back to her and pulls out her High
• 55:18
  School yearbook and we see that she was cheer captain and spoke
• 55:22
  with Michelle Mancini, Damon decides to check in on her.
• 55:26
  And he was like, don't tell anybody, but I'm actually good
• 55:29
  listener. Let's go for a drive and that's
• 55:32
  when we get the little gag, huh? I don't know.
• 55:35
  Yeah, I love it. It's really Funny, I didn't even
• 55:39
  tell me a joke that you thought was really funny.
• 55:41
  Yeah, do it, do it. Okay.
• 55:43
  Okay, so we all know that the Beverly Hills zip code is 90210.
• 55:49
  But what's the zip code for Dawson's Creek?
• 55:53
  Not. Oh what a way that one.
• 55:57
  Like when you first told that it's like a second for it to
• 55:59
  settle everything as soon as like that light bulb came on, I
• 56:02
  was like, oh my God. That's amazing.
• 56:04
  So they he his choice of listening spot is like in the
• 56:09
  middle of the woods. Yeah it doesn't it all seem like
• 56:13
  he's going to try and hit on her so he hits on her conveniently.
• 56:16
  Like before he went there like his car's a piece of shit won't
• 56:20
  start up. God I remember Stays having a
• 56:24
  shitty car like that. And I'm glad that it's not the
• 56:27
  case anymore. But yeah, they stopped there and
• 56:30
  he gives her a whole sob story about himself and like, he's
• 56:34
  trying to become relatable. And then he's like, you know
• 56:37
  what, your problem is, like, you need something like that type of
• 56:40
  feeling that only a man can do. And where he said this, I got
• 56:44
  likes to mock her vibes from it. Yeah man, to do that sort of
• 56:49
  thing. Well, now you just sound like
• 56:51
  Randy quoting S2o got well, I mean nobody can do stew other
• 56:57
  than Matthew Lillard. Yeah.
• 57:00
  Matthew Lillard is the only one that can be Matthew Lillard, but
• 57:03
  anyone can be Jamie Kennedy. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 57:07
  Okay, so she punches him and says, take me back to my door.
• 57:12
  Seems like, hold on, I gotta pee and then he walks.
• 57:15
  Listen, here's the thing. Movies always have dudes walk in
• 57:20
  like a mile away to pee. Most dudes in real life with
• 57:25
  just like, get out of the car and turn their back to the car.
• 57:30
  Like they're not gonna go. I even do that much.
• 57:33
  Oh, the window down. Like, I guess it depends on the
• 57:38
  degree of P shyness. You are but like oh no.
• 57:41
  Like fuck a dude just roll it down.
• 57:47
  So yeah, she walks away or he walks away and then he gets
• 57:52
  stronger. Up.
• 57:53
  And the string is tied to the back of the car, and then the
• 57:58
  puffy coat attacks, the car. So Natalie drives which ends up
• 58:02
  killing Damon. She like every time she tries to
• 58:07
  start the car, it doesn't work, but it goes in reverse every
• 58:10
  single time. And then like after a certain
• 58:13
  point I would just be like I would just drive in reverse the
• 58:17
  rest of the way home. If I can get this thing going
• 58:19
  forward, exactly. Instead, she gets out and runs
• 58:22
  which that? Have been a red flag to her that
• 58:24
  she survived that. Yeah.
• 58:26
  Right. Like how did the hell does she
• 58:27
  survive that? Like the person does not Chase.
• 58:30
  I mean I guess to be fair like she flung The puffy coat killer
• 58:35
  around a lot because like fun because like the perfect Killers
• 58:39
  like jumping on the car and getting tossed around and all
• 58:41
  kinds of shit, you know. Yeah, Brenda is how a lot of
• 58:45
  physical damage these past couple of days but she seems
• 58:49
  remarkably unhurt. Yeah.
• 58:50
  Right. Like how, how does that happen?
• 58:52
  Like. Does she not get hit by the car
• 58:54
  here too? I feel like the heart are in the
• 58:56
  car like kind of hits her a little bit.
• 58:58
  Yeah. Okay well she goes to get the
• 59:00
  security guard. Why are you get the security
• 59:02
  guard? I don't know.
• 59:03
  I get the fucking cops at this point.
• 59:06
  What's her name me? Reese?
• 59:08
  Yeah, so Reese comes with her to go investigate and what do you
• 59:11
  know? There's no sign of anything
• 59:13
  happening there and then she says, don't worry about it.
• 59:16
  The police arrest of the gas station intended this morning.
• 59:20
  Oh so they found. Yeah.
• 59:21
  They went to the woods and found Okay.
• 59:24
  So Natalie's freaking out, Parker says the damage.
• 59:28
  Probably just pulling a trick. These little prankster.
• 59:32
  Yeah, Frankie prank. Thank God.
• 59:35
  YouTube doesn't exist at this point because he'd be obnoxious.
• 59:38
  Yeah, I could tell him he's already of noxious.
• 59:40
  As it is like this is a, this is way more of a prank than I feel
• 59:45
  like this is too far to just be a prank, like, tying yourself up
• 59:48
  to a tree. Well now, so Parker says that he
• 59:51
  is a mannequin that He uses on pledges to bring him out and he
• 59:56
  was supposed to be going on a snowboarding trip, so that's
• 59:58
  where he is now, obviously. But Natalie figures, that all of
• 1:00:03
  the killings that have happened so far, have been related to
• 1:00:06
  urban legends. So she calls to confirm that,
• 1:00:09
  Damon showed up to the cabin. And the person's like, well, I
• 1:00:13
  can confirm. There's a blond guy here, but I
• 1:00:14
  can't really give you more details yet.
• 1:00:17
  Yeah, there's a blonde guy here and it's like, okay, like
• 1:00:22
  there's so many boy. People.
• 1:00:23
  So she goes to the library to research more urban legends and
• 1:00:27
  Sasha's there. That's Tara Reid's character and
• 1:00:29
  she helps out and Natalie notices.
• 1:00:33
  That Damon was the last one to check out the book on urban
• 1:00:36
  legends suspicious. She gets out her roommate, Tosh
• 1:00:42
  is back in their dorm. She's iming this guy on golf for
• 1:00:46
  God for god dude. This thing this is like retro
• 1:00:50
  90s website type of way, all right.
• 1:00:53
  Right here, big time. Yeah.
• 1:00:54
  And she's like, what you into and he was like lithium, like
• 1:00:59
  what? Yeah, I don't I don't get that
• 1:01:02
  she's super into it so she's like, yeah, hell yeah.
• 1:01:04
  Come over here. Where you at?
• 1:01:06
  And then she goes to like, go to the bathroom real quick.
• 1:01:09
  I just feel like lithium is not like a fun, sexy drug.
• 1:01:13
  Don't even know what I mean. What is with him?
• 1:01:17
  Bipolar I guess he does like his dirty talk.
• 1:01:21
  Like he's like yeah man. Dark and Disturbed Soul, even
• 1:01:25
  though that's not really making you dark and Disturbed.
• 1:01:27
  It's just like, I don't know, I guess he thought that it was
• 1:01:30
  like a cool thing to say, if you like fell asleep and I was like,
• 1:01:32
  hey baby. I just popped a Prozac hell.
• 1:01:35
  Yes, it's hi. I should be on Godfrey Cass.
• 1:01:39
  She's like, let me know what your dorm room is.
• 1:01:41
  I'm gonna go freshen up and when she comes back, are when she
• 1:01:44
  goes back, it's like I'm in your room and so she's being murdered
• 1:01:50
  when Natalie walks in and she's like, trying to scream.
• 1:01:53
  I'm for help and Ali goes. Oops, sorry, and turns the
• 1:01:55
  lights off and puts on her head phone.
• 1:01:57
  Maybe she would have been better off if she didn't sound.
• 1:01:59
  Like she was being killed every time she has sex because
• 1:02:02
  apparently, like is not like you can't distinguish the two
• 1:02:05
  apparently. But yeah, this is my favorite
• 1:02:09
  urban legend radio because she wakes up the next morning and
• 1:02:12
  then she sees Nat Tosh and she's like, hey are you okay was back
• 1:02:18
  the blankets? She's covered in blood and then
• 1:02:20
  she looks at the wall and then in Boyd is written.
• 1:02:23
  You're glad you didn't turn the lights on which, how long did it
• 1:02:26
  take to write that on the wall? Because I don't, you got to wake
• 1:02:29
  up. That's what my other side of the
• 1:02:31
  room. So like, yeah, I just picturing
• 1:02:34
  going back and forth. Yeah.
• 1:02:35
  Like going back and forth like he's like, got like a little
• 1:02:38
  painter's palette, and then just like, you know, kind of like
• 1:02:42
  Bob, Ross in it up there with them.
• 1:02:44
  Like I also have no idea how Natalie does not wake up during
• 1:02:49
  this. That would have been so awkward
• 1:02:50
  to like wake up and see Brenda just standing over.
• 1:02:53
  Were you like with a palette and boys, right?
• 1:02:57
  So the next day, Paul's doing some investigating into, like,
• 1:03:03
  what happened? Not necessarily treating it as a
• 1:03:06
  murder. But, you know, he's there for
• 1:03:08
  the big scoop but Natalie's being questioned and is told
• 1:03:12
  that it was ruled a suicide, a very graphic suicide because
• 1:03:16
  she's like, how the fuck is? This is suicide.
• 1:03:18
  She has a risk on and I'm like, yeah, that message on the wall
• 1:03:22
  that was just a We decide. No.
• 1:03:25
  Yeah, but they like they chalk it up because she's manic
• 1:03:27
  depressive like that's so disingenuous it just because
• 1:03:30
  she's manic depressive so obviously she's just killed
• 1:03:33
  herself. Yeah sucks.
• 1:03:35
  Yeah. That's pretty shitty treatment
• 1:03:37
  ever know. So so Brenda comes to comfort.
• 1:03:41
  Natalie Nunn is like no I just want to be alone and then she's
• 1:03:44
  alone until Paul is like hey can I ask you questions?
• 1:03:47
  She says that's hot and he's like not about Tosh, fuck her.
• 1:03:52
  But instead of an ask about Michelle and he's like, we can
• 1:03:56
  talk off the record and then Nelly points out.
• 1:03:59
  This is Stanley Hall 25th, anniversary mass of the mass
• 1:04:03
  akua, and so they want to go look up records for it.
• 1:04:07
  However, the records for that year are missing what?
• 1:04:11
  Oh, and this is also. When we are introduced to the
• 1:04:16
  guy that plays three finger, or how I wrote him in my notes,
• 1:04:18
  five-fingered, he has all five of his fingers this time.
• 1:04:21
  He's a janitor He has hair and he has hair in a very creepy
• 1:04:25
  cut. Yes.
• 1:04:26
  But you can definitely see how that is three finger under like
• 1:04:31
  all of that makeup. And I just think it's kind of
• 1:04:33
  funny that like the other red herring that they have here is
• 1:04:36
  going to be like a next like one of the next horror like slasher
• 1:04:40
  icons but like, it just didn't even know it.
• 1:04:43
  It's just kind of funny that like, all the red herrings here.
• 1:04:45
  Are these, like you got Brad door if you have Robert Englund
• 1:04:49
  and now you have five fingers. Hmm, it's cool.
• 1:04:51
  I like it. Yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Yeah, so, they're asking him if he knows anything and he says
• 1:04:56
  that they should talk to Wexler, Wexler, isn't it is office even
• 1:04:59
  though it's office hours. So, instead of waiting for him
• 1:05:02
  to decide to break in, we're and they find a puffy coat in Acts
• 1:05:06
  Wexler arrives, and he finds them and he's like, yeah.
• 1:05:10
  These are props for my class and the dean is like Natalie.
• 1:05:14
  What the hell? You killed a man and she's like,
• 1:05:17
  I can't talk about that. I was already accepted here and
• 1:05:20
  he was like, whoa! Wait!
• 1:05:21
  What was what was the They had on her.
• 1:05:24
  So file said that she was on probation for a year for
• 1:05:29
  reckless endangerment and she said it was after she was
• 1:05:32
  already accepted. Paul got kicked off the paper.
• 1:05:35
  Now here's what gets me. Paul is mad because he says, he
• 1:05:40
  can't get a job without a decent body of writing, which fair, but
• 1:05:46
  then later on in the movie we learned, he's a senior.
• 1:05:49
  Yeah. So he should already have a
• 1:05:51
  portfolio. Yeah, you would think so like
• 1:05:53
  he's I mean, he's the he already had like a published story
• 1:05:57
  because like they were taking his story before like yeah.
• 1:05:59
  Yeah. He's got pointing, it's kind of
• 1:06:02
  like a bullshit thing. Natalie goes to the school's
• 1:06:06
  Aquatic Center which has As a twisty water slide, this is fun
• 1:06:12
  man. Like spying on.
• 1:06:13
  People need to be able to have fun too.
• 1:06:15
  It's definitely a lap pool but they've got a twisty water
• 1:06:18
  slide. So you know, they have the
• 1:06:20
  budget for a man and she's watching Brenda swim laps when
• 1:06:26
  somebody in a puffy coat walks in and Natalie freaks out and
• 1:06:30
  breaks a window with a chair except it's just like another
• 1:06:32
  person who's like ready to swim laps with Brenda she needs to
• 1:06:36
  just recognize that. There are multiple For puffy
• 1:06:39
  coats on this campus Because she just saw one and wexler's office
• 1:06:42
  and now she sees somebody walking here.
• 1:06:44
  Yeah. And like Brenda has 12.
• 1:06:47
  So like that's a pretty sure I have a very similar puffy coat
• 1:06:50
  in our closet right now do it's just dark like let's just like
• 1:06:55
  this is probably like the very inco of the season right here
• 1:06:59
  and everybody's wearing it but yeah it's just another girl
• 1:07:03
  she's there to swim and she's like, why the fuck are you
• 1:07:05
  breaking the window? And this is our Natalie finally
• 1:07:08
  tells. Brenda about her friendship with
• 1:07:10
  Michelle said that they had read about this urban legend.
• 1:07:13
  It's the high beam gang initiation where you drive
• 1:07:17
  around with your headlights off in the first personal /.
• 1:07:20
  Their headlights that you supposedly according to the
• 1:07:23
  urban legend is like a gang initiation thing.
• 1:07:25
  And so the first person that flashes their headlights of them
• 1:07:28
  gets killed, it's always urban legend if you ask me, like sure.
• 1:07:33
  Like I feel like they're that one has Merit to be real but
• 1:07:37
  like, really what I'm thinking Urban legends is just nothing
• 1:07:39
  really creepy about. It's just like, wow, that's
• 1:07:42
  that's fucked up. Yeah, much all I can think about
• 1:07:44
  it because we live in Lexington where everybody's shitty drivers
• 1:07:48
  and doesn't have headlights on all the time.
• 1:07:51
  That's true. I've encountered in many times
• 1:07:53
  so and they will flash their high beams at use if they don't
• 1:07:57
  feel like going at a four-way stop, they'll usually be, I was
• 1:08:00
  very clearly here first, but let me flash my beams at you,
• 1:08:04
  because I am not emotionally prepared to take this.
• 1:08:08
  Protection. Yeah, there's so she said that
• 1:08:14
  they decided that they were going to have fun and do that
• 1:08:16
  one night and then Michelle was driving Natalie's car and she
• 1:08:22
  started going like getting way too into it and the car that
• 1:08:27
  they were chasing lost control and he died before paramedics,
• 1:08:31
  get even a ride, the courts were lenient and Natalie is like, I
• 1:08:36
  never forgave her I guess I never They forgive myself
• 1:08:39
  either. And then Brenda's, like, wow,
• 1:08:42
  how awful for everyone? This is one of those ones by
• 1:08:46
  really, if you like pay attention on second watch, you
• 1:08:49
  can definitely see ya Brenda convinces, Natalie to come to
• 1:08:53
  the party tonight. We also learned that the reason
• 1:08:57
  the custodian told on task Wexler about the Stanley Hall
• 1:09:00
  Massacre is because he was the sole survivor.
• 1:09:04
  Yeah, that's like that's fucked up.
• 1:09:08
  Yeah, Reese wants to have extra security on campus for the
• 1:09:12
  weekend and the Deans like nah, he's like also don't you dare
• 1:09:15
  call the cops or any of these? I know like how is she the only
• 1:09:19
  one on campus and like not even that she's even doing the cops
• 1:09:22
  job at a certain point has not gone off duty since all of this
• 1:09:26
  started, when does Reese go to bed?
• 1:09:30
  Yeah. Rice.
• 1:09:31
  You lives there in the office. I think, honestly, it feels like
• 1:09:34
  she made it her home because she's like watching like those
• 1:09:36
  action movies and she's just imitating.
• 1:09:38
  Yeah, this is just her house. That's her living room right
• 1:09:41
  there. It's just it's an amazes me that
• 1:09:44
  they had nobody like she is the only Security on this entire
• 1:09:48
  college campus. Yeah.
• 1:09:50
  Well jokes on the dean because as soon as RI slaves, his
• 1:09:54
  Achilles tendon gets cut, as he's crawling away, his car is
• 1:09:59
  started and it runs him over. Is this an urban legend?
• 1:10:02
  This doesn't feel like an urban legend.
• 1:10:03
  It just seems this. I think that she's just kissing.
• 1:10:05
  Yes. Like you've already kind of mean
• 1:10:08
  to me Friends, I wasn't planning on killing you, but like, I want
• 1:10:11
  to be mean to the yeah, no one else.
• 1:10:13
  Yeah. It's a weird type of defensive
• 1:10:15
  thing here. And this is like one of the rare
• 1:10:17
  moments in the movie where you actually do see the gore because
• 1:10:20
  like the Achilles cut is always fucking cringed.
• 1:10:23
  Yeah. Because that I will never not be
• 1:10:26
  uncomfortable watching it and then not only that but like he
• 1:10:29
  falls back like the car hits him onto like the spikes that are
• 1:10:34
  supposed to slash your tires. Yeah.
• 1:10:35
  Like going past the party. You're not supposed Yeah, that
• 1:10:39
  like, it's a pretty brutal kill. I think, is probably the most
• 1:10:42
  brutal in this movie that you see.
• 1:10:44
  So over at the Frat party, they have a dog beer bong.
• 1:10:50
  Oh God. You know, I okay, he is an urban
• 1:10:53
  legend. That's the that dogs a fucking
• 1:10:55
  Legend, right? I just loves it.
• 1:10:58
  The dog's name is Hootie. So, when we cut to the frat
• 1:11:00
  house, that sounds like they're like mod.
• 1:11:04
  Yeah, I wonder if it was intentional traffic.
• 1:11:08
  I tried looking at pictures of the dog because I get the dogs
• 1:11:10
  part of the cover for this and like, known of Hootie dogs, like
• 1:11:15
  I got a lot of Hootie and the Blowfish, I'm hooting, yeah, the
• 1:11:21
  dogs fucking chugging beer though.
• 1:11:23
  A beer bong, it's impressive and Paula Natalie kiss and Brenda
• 1:11:29
  Brenda, Brenda was being a good friend and bringing Natalie a
• 1:11:34
  beer. However, I question the
• 1:11:36
  authenticity of this because she was bringing it, And a frosty
• 1:11:40
  glass we do. Frat parties are Solo cups.
• 1:11:44
  All the way. Yeah, yeah, that's not like a
• 1:11:47
  unless you like snagged it from the cabinet.
• 1:11:49
  She's like, you know, we're just going to like grab a shits on a
• 1:11:51
  beer. Mugs would not survive in that
• 1:11:54
  dorm. Absolutely, not.
• 1:11:56
  Not with fucking, what's his name?
• 1:11:59
  Parker Parker. Yeah, I'm even getting in, like,
• 1:12:04
  the actress am wrong. I almost called him.
• 1:12:05
  Michael Fassbender. Michael Rosenbaum.
• 1:12:08
  Um, yeah, his fucking house. It's guys a little bit chaotic
• 1:12:11
  is because dog over here chugging beer.
• 1:12:13
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She gets really pissed off and
• 1:12:16
  storms out. And then, yeah, not only in Paul
• 1:12:20
  decides that they need to try to stop the party because they
• 1:12:22
  think that, you know, with it being the anniversary, that's a
• 1:12:25
  bad things are going to happen and Parker is just kind of a
• 1:12:27
  dick to them and addictive Paul more than anybody because like
• 1:12:32
  he stops the party was like, Hey everybody.
• 1:12:34
  Let's laugh at Paul for thinking that we're gonna die because of
• 1:12:38
  Urban legend bullshit and like he's just coming comes across as
• 1:12:42
  an asshole and Sasha gets mad so she's like, Fuck You.
• 1:12:46
  I'm going to go do my radio show because you're being a dick.
• 1:12:50
  She goes off, to do that. Meanwhile, Parker gets a call
• 1:12:55
  and it's there are things that this wave of homage.
• 1:12:59
  That's all we need to say, well, is this an actual urban legend
• 1:13:03
  that they say? I think they again shooting
• 1:13:05
  sounds like one of those that it was like, not.
• 1:13:08
  A spooky urban legend necessarily be like, hey fucked
• 1:13:11
  up heard this happened one time? Okay, yeah because like yeah I
• 1:13:16
  again she would probably just saw Parker be a dick tip also
• 1:13:20
  less sad. Modern version of it is the
• 1:13:22
  people that read online that you can dry your iPhone in a
• 1:13:26
  microwave. I was just thinking that too.
• 1:13:28
  Like if you drop it in water you put it in there and it was like
• 1:13:31
  it just fucking yeah, explodes. Yeah.
• 1:13:33
  And then Parker gets attacked and he gets a beer bong down his
• 1:13:37
  throat and he Shaft with pop rocks and drain.
• 1:13:39
  Oh yeah, sure that's the urban legend to yeah.
• 1:13:44
  Pop rocks and Reina the power. So it seems like the power goes
• 1:13:47
  out of the radio station but it doesn't because we can still
• 1:13:49
  hear Sasha through the radio as she is being attacked in.
• 1:13:55
  So Natalie tries to get to the station to help her but she's
• 1:13:58
  too late. Yeah, Paul shows up.
• 1:14:02
  Just then. So does Brenda's they all get
• 1:14:04
  into Paul's car and I go driving away, meanwhile.
• 1:14:08
  Reese has found multiple like bloody disaster scenes because
• 1:14:13
  she again, is the only person on duty and this entire town.
• 1:14:17
  Probably. Yeah, in the car, Natalie makes
• 1:14:21
  a comment about how something smells really bad.
• 1:14:24
  They stopped at a gas station to try and use the phone.
• 1:14:26
  So Paul goes inside, while Brenda and Natalie are talking,
• 1:14:30
  thank here, very early, era cell phone, ringing in the trunk and
• 1:14:36
  when they open it up, the smell is even Longer and it's like,
• 1:14:39
  sellers body. So they go a running.
• 1:14:44
  Yeah, policy is starts chasing after him and he's chasing after
• 1:14:48
  Natalie. He doesn't give a fuck about
• 1:14:49
  Brenda he's like, no, I like to imagine that.
• 1:14:52
  He thought that like the killer was in there to, he's like, oh
• 1:14:54
  my God, we're all running together but instead, they're
• 1:14:57
  all running from him. And like, another funny thing
• 1:15:00
  that happens here is like Brenda just falls down and Natalie does
• 1:15:05
  not give a shit. She just keeps running.
• 1:15:07
  Yeah, she just Powers through and then she's like, oh my God.
• 1:15:10
  Brenda I I wash it. Would you go Brenda like she
• 1:15:13
  fucking new? I know it because I really
• 1:15:15
  running side-by-side. She does kind of like yeah,
• 1:15:19
  really. When you like think about this
• 1:15:20
  movie, she's kind of a shitty person, but she makes it to the
• 1:15:24
  side of the road. And this is a very three-finger
• 1:15:27
  truck that five fingers driving here and she gets in there hit
• 1:15:32
  just a ride with him. He he's kind of sketchy.
• 1:15:36
  I know you're supposed to be sketched out by him because
• 1:15:37
  you're like, He the killer. Now we don't know, he's just
• 1:15:40
  kind of concerned but like also looking at her really weirdly.
• 1:15:43
  Yeah. And like she tries to get out
• 1:15:46
  and he is kind of aggressive. He's like what the fuck are you
• 1:15:49
  doing? Which I guess he probably
• 1:15:52
  doesn't want to be responsible for somebody jumping out of his
• 1:15:54
  car while he's driving. Yeah.
• 1:15:56
  Except they end up doing like a high beam thing and there's a
• 1:16:00
  crash. So Natalie gets out runs.
• 1:16:03
  Yeah. And then we don't see this guy
• 1:16:05
  again. Neither did he like have he's
• 1:16:07
  with Brad? Dorothy ran to the woods.
• 1:16:10
  He thus Begins the hooting and hollering he was two of his
• 1:16:14
  fingers Natalie. Here's Brenda screaming from the
• 1:16:20
  Vanden Stanley Hall. So she climbs into the room.
• 1:16:24
  She gets stuck into one of the rooms and finds Parker's body
• 1:16:29
  and the dean's body and Damons, body and Brenda's laying on a
• 1:16:33
  bed. Except then she sits up and
• 1:16:35
  knocks Natalie out cold. Now, Wakes up, she is tied up
• 1:16:39
  and we find out Brenda is puffy coat and then we get like the
• 1:16:44
  best five minutes of this movie is just Rebecca, Gayheart,
• 1:16:48
  Rebecca Gayheart, and it's amazing.
• 1:16:51
  It's so over-the-top. I I'm so sad that we don't get
• 1:16:55
  more of this but like, I feel like, maybe a full movie of this
• 1:16:58
  type of behavior would have been too much.
• 1:17:00
  I gets, perfect that she got it all out, right here.
• 1:17:02
  Yes, it was all leading up to this moment built up, like she
• 1:17:05
  was dying to do this. Yeah, so what UND is that it was
• 1:17:09
  her high school sweetheart would be fiance.
• 1:17:14
  That was in the car that wrecked as a result of Natalie and
• 1:17:20
  Michelle. Yeah.
• 1:17:21
  Hi being prank that they pulled their senior year.
• 1:17:24
  And then I like how she's telling her what she's going to
• 1:17:27
  do and she describes it as my favorite Uli.
• 1:17:30
  She has to tell you, you have to abbreviate, urban legend.
• 1:17:34
  That's what, but it's so much of what makes this moment.
• 1:17:38
  Great. That's true.
• 1:17:39
  Yeah. So dumb and over-the-top.
• 1:17:41
  You can't help but love it. Yeah.
• 1:17:42
  She's like super unhinged here but the urban legend she's going
• 1:17:45
  to do for her is the one where you get knocked out.
• 1:17:48
  Yeah. You cut the kidney out and still
• 1:17:51
  that's a, I don't know. That's a lame one.
• 1:17:54
  Again like I feel like that's just kind of like only like they
• 1:17:57
  should have done their research and chosen more interesting,
• 1:17:59
  urban legends for this. So she's playing to frame
• 1:18:02
  Wexler, except what happens is Reese busting.
• 1:18:05
  She's here for the rescue accept.
• 1:18:08
  Brenda attacks takes her gun. She was like, well, I guess I'm
• 1:18:11
  going to have to improvise except in the time it took them
• 1:18:15
  to kind of duke it out. Natalie escape from her
• 1:18:18
  bindings. I was she shot reace too by the
• 1:18:20
  way. Yeah, Paul walks in.
• 1:18:25
  He's all fakey fake Orson about his entrance is so dramatic.
• 1:18:29
  He's like what? He's I imagine he's like sitting
• 1:18:33
  in there in the hallway thinking of like the best interest he's
• 1:18:35
  like slow clap so quiet. Brenda immediately calls his
• 1:18:39
  bluff though. And you know what?
• 1:18:41
  None of it matters because res fucking bad-ass, Greece has a
• 1:18:45
  backup gun. I know boom.
• 1:18:49
  That's why she's the only cop because they're like she can
• 1:18:52
  handle it. Yeah we don't need anybody else.
• 1:18:55
  I know you haven't finished scream Queens.
• 1:18:57
  You just barely started it. She and that.
• 1:18:59
  No but there's this character. Denise hunt feel.
• 1:19:03
  She starts off as a security guard and she and stuff is like
• 1:19:08
  It just keeps going through the ranks is like security and
• 1:19:11
  police professional, and she gets to like the top.
• 1:19:15
  Oh, that's awesome. It's great, they were probably
• 1:19:18
  inspired by this. So Natalie takes the gun that
• 1:19:23
  Brenda dropped. She blasts out a window and,
• 1:19:27
  like, blasts Brenda out with the window, the paramedics are on
• 1:19:30
  the way. And instead of waiting to talk
• 1:19:33
  to the cops or get any kind of treatment bear in mind, Natalie
• 1:19:36
  has been stabbed in the stomach. MC.
• 1:19:38
  Yeah, her hand Paul drive away. And while they're driving, uh,
• 1:19:45
  they're talking about, you know, this would be the moment where
• 1:19:47
  there's a Twist. Yeah.
• 1:19:48
  Like the trying to cool down, I like, this is gonna turn into an
• 1:19:52
  urban legend to accept. You're going to be a cop or
• 1:19:55
  something, and I'm going to be a boy.
• 1:19:57
  And yeah, this is the part where the twist happens.
• 1:20:00
  And then, what do, you know, Brenda's in the backseat.
• 1:20:03
  So they slam on the brakes and she just flies through the
• 1:20:06
  windshield into the Very, yeah. And that's a like God damn it.
• 1:20:10
  She doesn't take damage. That's not gonna kill her.
• 1:20:13
  Yeah, because we cut to a year later, a new college campus and
• 1:20:18
  some kids are arguing about an urban legend and one of them is
• 1:20:22
  Brenda but another one of them is a member of the dog pit from
• 1:20:28
  saw six, you're killing me. I like to imagine that sharing
• 1:20:34
  this scene with Rebecca Gayheart inspired.
• 1:20:37
  Him to have that level. Yeah.
• 1:20:40
  Over the top. It's like if I'm gonna be in
• 1:20:42
  another war movie like he watch that performance like goddamn.
• 1:20:45
  Why did I not bring that energy to my scene?
• 1:20:48
  Yeah and if you like just like and he did it.
• 1:20:51
  He did, he did it in saw six. I can't wait to talk about the
• 1:20:55
  but it's so weird. Seeing him with long hair.
• 1:20:58
  He's like our favorite character from the movie even?
• 1:21:02
  Yeah, and he looks exactly well. Second figure.
• 1:21:04
  The first favorite character is the purana the character.
• 1:21:09
  Here on everybody. Go watch Sussex right now.
• 1:21:13
  When you're done listening, this just gonna do it, it's amazing.
• 1:21:16
  Yeah, it has very little to do with this, maybe besides the
• 1:21:19
  connections, we just made. But yeah, that's it.
• 1:21:25
  Yeah, that's it. Hey supey, he has, who came here
• 1:21:29
  for the the ending conversation there?
• 1:21:31
  She's like, oh yes. All six guy.
• 1:21:32
  Well, I'll go ahead and let you guys know she did sit in the
• 1:21:34
  armchair the entire time we watch the movie.
• 1:21:37
  So, So much. I want to drop it to 6.75 know
• 1:21:43
  because I do like this movie, I just like thinking about it and
• 1:21:47
  watching it and like there are just so many more interesting
• 1:21:51
  urban legends and like, even like you said, like some of them
• 1:21:54
  just aren't even urban legends. It's or if they are they're very
• 1:21:58
  obscure ones that are kind of not scary.
• 1:22:00
  So I don't know. I feel like they could have had
• 1:22:02
  more fun with it than they did. I think they had enough fun.
• 1:22:07
  But and I have fun with it and keeping it in eat, okay?
• 1:22:11
  All right, new average of seven point three, seven, five, seven
• 1:22:15
  point three seven. Five feels right for this.
• 1:22:17
  I think Ty. I was sleepy throughout all of
• 1:22:20
  this but to be fair, she's on drugs that are meant to make her
• 1:22:23
  sleepy right now. Yeah.
• 1:22:25
  I feel like sometimes I don't know like what this does to
• 1:22:27
  dogs. Like do they trip sometimes with
• 1:22:29
  this stuff because I feel like pain medicine can do it.
• 1:22:32
  Sometimes I see her watching the TV and like, she's got that look
• 1:22:34
  in her eyes like what the fuck am I doing right now?
• 1:22:37
  Yeah. Yeah, I think for this.
• 1:22:39
  I think she would agree with a seven.
• 1:22:41
  Yeah, I think so too. Whoa, no 6.
• 1:22:44
  Because of the dog. Oh yeah.
• 1:22:46
  You got a doctor. I can't no negotiation for that.
• 1:22:50
  So, who did you relate to? I think that I relate to God.
• 1:22:58
  I can't Dawson Creek. I can't remember his name.
• 1:23:02
  Damon Damon because I think that it would be fun to fuck with
• 1:23:07
  people with urban legends. However, I think the thing that
• 1:23:09
  I truly relate to is the P shyness, like, I'm not the type
• 1:23:13
  of dude, the pee out, the window of a car.
• 1:23:15
  Like, I will walk a mile to go pee this my relation.
• 1:23:18
  What about you? Probably Wexler cuz I really
• 1:23:22
  hate to just trying to do my fucking job, sometimes, you
• 1:23:26
  know? Yeah.
• 1:23:27
  Okay. Do we have a dream sequel?
• 1:23:30
  This isn't a franchise. So we can like see like I said,
• 1:23:33
  what I want. Is a like a modern-day like r
• 1:23:36
  equal type situation with Rebecca Gayheart is a cameo.
• 1:23:40
  I think that's a beautiful idea. You have to have Rebecca
• 1:23:42
  Gayheart. She has to sign on for it.
• 1:23:44
  Yes. Okay.
• 1:23:45
  All right, I got my internet review here.
• 1:23:47
  Okay. Oh, did we get a tagline?
• 1:23:51
  Okay. Yeah, we need to do tagline.
• 1:23:55
  Okay, so this one is a tough one to do a tag line for I think.
• 1:24:01
  Do you want to come up with, like a legit one?
• 1:24:03
  No, I was just like thinking, like, you know, have you heard
• 1:24:06
  the one about dot dot dot? Okay.
• 1:24:10
  Say something dumb like that. What's your favorite?
• 1:24:15
  You all my favorite you. Well you can just make it my
• 1:24:18
  favorite UL. My favorite UL is all of them.
• 1:24:23
  Was all okay, that works for me, that works for me.
• 1:24:27
  Okay, okay. Okay, so internet review.
• 1:24:31
  OK. Alright, so I found one on IMDb
• 1:24:34
  of somebody that does not care for this movie.
• 1:24:36
  Okay, they rated it a 2 out of 10.
• 1:24:39
  What the fuck? It's titled teenage slasher who,
• 1:24:42
  ultimately fails. Okay, urban legend could have
• 1:24:46
  become, okay? But the movie is neither scary
• 1:24:48
  funny or clever enough to be remembered.
• 1:24:51
  The story is cheaply drawn and is the act, and so is the
• 1:24:54
  acting. And the only thing functioning
• 1:24:56
  okay is the movies, unserious. Pause, the opening act is a
• 1:25:01
  classical horror intro, but what urban legend does, is it makes
• 1:25:05
  that? Or it makes every piece, rather
• 1:25:08
  boring than cheap fun, where scream was delicious fun, urban
• 1:25:13
  legend is mainstreamed and tame and we're scream, acted wildly
• 1:25:17
  and groovy urban legend. Is once again.
• 1:25:20
  Mainstreamed, this could have been a nice spin off of the
• 1:25:23
  teenage slasher movies, but it truly and although Jared Leto
• 1:25:27
  offers the best performance. It's surely, he neither can do
• 1:25:31
  anything with this movie. Urban legend is boring and the
• 1:25:34
  final climax, truly puts a sock in it.
• 1:25:36
  So I guess I could see how like I think without Rebecca Gayheart
• 1:25:41
  its performance, I feel like you got it would not be anywhere
• 1:25:44
  near as iconic iMovie is it as. Yeah.
• 1:25:46
  And I think like honestly it is kind of lackluster like on paper
• 1:25:52
  like the kidney urban legend as revenge for the high.
• 1:25:58
  Our urban legend like I always make it, make it related to the
• 1:26:01
  thing that you're like, getting revenge on her for I don't think
• 1:26:05
  that. Yes, you do with her.
• 1:26:08
  I guess. Well, no, she didn't because
• 1:26:10
  well, I guess it's related in that it's in a car.
• 1:26:13
  Yeah. And she, I guess attempted the
• 1:26:15
  high beam thing with her and five finger but like, yeah, I
• 1:26:19
  don't know. I just, it's like, oh lame.
• 1:26:22
  Final urban legend that like really have it be like the
• 1:26:26
  climax of the movie so I can see that.
• 1:26:28
  That although okay, so I think part of what works with that is
• 1:26:32
  that with the kidney highest usually what it is is that like
• 1:26:35
  you go on a date with somebody and you think it's going well
• 1:26:38
  and you're drugged and then you wake up and it's helpful of ice
• 1:26:41
  and your kidneys gone. And I think it kind of works as
• 1:26:44
  a good, like, overall metaphor of her relationship with Brenda.
• 1:26:49
  Okay. So she thought that she had 17 a
• 1:26:51
  good time and yeah, you know. Okay.
• 1:26:54
  Jesse. I honestly think that you're
• 1:26:55
  putting more thought into this movie than anybody working on
• 1:26:57
  this movie did. You're fighting harder for this
• 1:27:00
  thing. You're making more of a case for
• 1:27:01
  it than anybody else I've ever heard.
• 1:27:04
  So that's pretty fucking good. Okay listen, here's the thing.
• 1:27:07
  I obviously love this movie. I do understand why people might
• 1:27:11
  not love it, especially like I think scream gave it the
• 1:27:16
  opportunity to exist but I also think I don't even think that
• 1:27:22
  this it didn't It wasn't as effective as scream.
• 1:27:27
  I think, the reason people compare this movie, The Scream
• 1:27:30
  all the time is only because of like it being focused on teens
• 1:27:34
  and the time that it came out like really the writing or
• 1:27:37
  anything, I guess like maybe poking fun.
• 1:27:40
  At like some of the actors history is like a thing.
• 1:27:43
  But like other than that I don't really feel like scream had much
• 1:27:47
  of a like a fingerprint on this thing at all.
• 1:27:50
  Just personally, I guess, I don't know.
• 1:27:53
  I, I don't even feel like, it's like a very mainstream movie
• 1:27:56
  either. Like, I don't know.
• 1:27:58
  I, I just think it's, I think it's a fine movie.
• 1:28:02
  I think it's fun. It's not the best, but like it's
• 1:28:04
  a good time for this genre. I was super scared by this
• 1:28:09
  opening when I was younger. It's scary.
• 1:28:11
  Right? For a long time.
• 1:28:12
  So Total Eclipse of the Heart was like a trigger song.
• 1:28:15
  Really? Yeah.
• 1:28:16
  Would you ever sing it in the car by yourself like that?
• 1:28:21
  By the time I was old enough to drive, it wasn't an issue.
• 1:28:26
  Okay, good. Because like, I would be kind of
• 1:28:28
  afraid for you that you're afraid that the killers in your
• 1:28:31
  car, waiting for the moment that you sing this song.
• 1:28:33
  So, they could be there for like a month.
• 1:28:35
  I could be there for a year, every time I get in my car,
• 1:28:38
  though, every single time. Yeah.
• 1:28:40
  Alright. I thought you're gonna say, like
• 1:28:41
  I do check my car. Every time I wasn't a total
• 1:28:43
  eclipse of the heart, which that would be fair to could also just
• 1:28:47
  be every time I move my car. It's fine.
• 1:28:49
  You know, that's true. You listen.
• 1:28:50
  Song a lot need you tonight. Okay, so I've got one listener
• 1:28:56
  of you. Okay, it's from our boy,
• 1:28:58
  aquellia boobs. Okay, says, yo, showing my age
• 1:29:02
  with this one. Watch this in theaters, when I
• 1:29:04
  was freshman in high school fucking Pacey Witter.
• 1:29:07
  Faking us out with that. Pop rock scene from a movie with
• 1:29:10
  a nice rubber England. Inclusion had completely
• 1:29:13
  forgotten what it was in this thing as well.
• 1:29:15
  I always forget Jared Leto's in this one.
• 1:29:17
  I think people always forget about Jared Leto in well, other
• 1:29:22
  than like, you know, his fucking rock band and morbius.
• 1:29:26
  You just know that if this maybe it was, maybe five years later,
• 1:29:29
  Jared Leto would be replaced with Jay pads.
• 1:29:31
  Oh my God. Yeah, I mean like it wasn't even
• 1:29:33
  that long later. Like Cry Wolf came out and
• 1:29:36
  they're like, yeah, cheap houses and cry wolf.
• 1:29:38
  Exactly, yeah. Shittier version of this movie,
• 1:29:41
  who I can't get wet. Oh, he's not really into that
• 1:29:45
  right now. We got Jay pets.
• 1:29:49
  Yeah, he took over. Chair letters area, right there.
• 1:29:54
  All right, well, that is it for this weeks episode.
• 1:29:59
  So, next week, next week, I'm not gonna tell you guys where to
• 1:30:02
  watch it, because it's currently January 31st.
• 1:30:04
  And all the licensing will, probably that's true.
• 1:30:07
  I tried to look in advance, I did not look at them all, but at
• 1:30:10
  the moment it's not on any streaming service.
• 1:30:14
  This is Valentine, by the way, that came out 2001.
• 1:30:19
  Starring David Boreanaz. Realis.
• 1:30:21
  Yes actually. It's quite a cat.
• 1:30:24
  It's another one of those movies where it's like, wow, this is
• 1:30:26
  quite a catch. I think it's just this director
• 1:30:29
  and his ability to pull in like people like of, that era.
• 1:30:33
  Yeah, I don't know how he managed to do it or how any of
• 1:30:36
  them manage to do it, but it does have another amazing casts,
• 1:30:40
  but normally this thing can be found on to be that's how we've
• 1:30:43
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• 1:30:47
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• 1:30:48
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  2000s, late 90s. Just, it's just a sure it's very
• 1:32:31
  vibey this month - one movie, which somehow despite being a
• 1:32:35
  late 2000s, still the has that early 2000's feel to it?
• 1:32:41
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:32:42
  You know, it's very isolated. So there's not like a lot of
• 1:32:45
  Technology involved and it's also Adam green and he's just
• 1:32:50
  yeah. Yeah, he's got that kind of
• 1:32:51
  sensibility about him. It's got another horror icon and
• 1:32:55
  we got Kane Hodder, appearing momentarily.
• 1:32:59
  I was The Lamplighter. I'm not gonna be able to not
• 1:33:06
  without just doing that. Adam Scott voice the entire
• 1:33:09
  time, okay? Okay, alright.
• 1:33:14
  Well, just talk about this shit next time, so until then, bye.
• 1:33:33
  Oh boy, I hear a cat fight Brewing that's Scout.
• 1:33:35
  Hey Scout growling said deep and very there.
• 1:33:44
  It is. Yeah, they always wait until we
• 1:33:47
  start to, to be fair. They fight like this daily, they
• 1:33:50
  do, but they haven't done this one since I've been home.