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Bonus IMPROV - We Haven't Had a Line In Years · Very Fine Friends

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  the hour grows late the late is pregnant with the hour
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  the sun has set
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  but you know what hasn't set very fine friends and their
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  goal to do
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  bonus improv.
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  Ooh.
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  Mm-mm. After dark.
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  But we just need one
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  thing. To get naked?
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  And
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  another less fun
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  thing. To put
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  clothes back on?
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  Mm-mm. And a third
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  thing.
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  A suggestion.
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  A suggestion.
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  That's it. Joe, can we get one of them?
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  A suggestive suggestion.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Suggestion is pancakes.
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  Pancakes or waffles?
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  Waffles.
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  Yes.
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  Yes.
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  Pancakes are good for like a bite, and then I'm like, this is too much.
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  Yeah.
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  The texture is just not as good.
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  You need that crunch of the waffle.
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  And it's lighter.
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  You can eat more of them.
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  Yeah.
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  Perfect built-in containers to just put a little puddle of syrup in.
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  Yep.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  she can stay afloat with four of the five
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  blocks flooded not five
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  not five
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  what
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  Titanic oh was it bulk
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  what was the word
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  I just really went for it
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  you know what I'm talking about right
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  is that the end I'm assuming
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  it's after they hit the iceberg and then the compartment
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  start filling up with water and he's
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  telling everyone um we could be afloat
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  with only a certain amount of these full
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  four to be exact not five
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  not five
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  he's panicking because there's going to be five of them full
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  waffles or french toast
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  waffles waffles i always want to order french toast but i never do i like french toast better
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  than pancakes though yeah pancakes are bottom of that list for me for sure pancakes they are
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  they too heavy it too too fluffy too substantive too much dough or whatever batter or too much bread French toast is less bread Tasty
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  Waffles is nice and light.
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  Eggo waffles, the frozen waffles.
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  I could sneakily eat like a ton of those.
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  Just with butter.
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  Oh.
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  Just buttered waffle.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  That's why I don't keep them in the house.
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  that is the best way to avoid those things isn't it you keep them in the shed outside yes
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  keep them in the pod studio could you both leave yeah yeah uh how do you like your eggs pick one
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  way to have eggs for the rest of your life oh it's super easy scramble with american cheese
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  that's good i would pick poached poached is good poached is good i knew you would pick poached
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  but the thing with poached is you got to have toast with it well yeah you didn't say anything
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  about no toast right no it's true i didn't but i'm thinking like let's say i'm trying to avoid carbs
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  i'm not gonna have a runny yolk somewhere because i need something to sop it up
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  so i'm not if i'm not having toast that's true that is true and if you do a scrambled egg you
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  got to do a soft scramble i think yes yeah i like soft scrambles they're just a little wet
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  You could do sausage links.
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  It's fun to dip the sausage links in the yolk.
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  That's true.
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  We've decided.
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  Soft scramble with American cheese.
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  Okay.
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  I don't think I've ever had it with American cheese, but it sounds good.
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  Oh, it's really good.
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  Yeah, I've done that before.
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  Well, you've got to pour milk in before you scramble them.
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  Oh, I don't use any milk.
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  Really?
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  I use milk.
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  And then when they're in there, you fold in a piece of cheese and just kind of...
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  Nice.
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  Let it do its thing.
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  Now I'm hungry.
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  I'll feed you.
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  Thanks.
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  And now, improv.
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  Here, take these binoculars and look out the window.
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  Look, Fred.
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  The waffle factory's opened right across the way.
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  Ooh.
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  But God, they have a line.
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  We haven't had a line in years.
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  Those bastards.
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  But we've got America through some of its worst times.
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  Yeah I know Yeah we were there for America when America needed us And now they turning on us for compartmented foods They stealing part of your food from you by denting it
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  Don't the people understand?
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  There's holes in there. What happens to the stuff that went in the holes? They took it from you.
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  No one's even asking!
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  God damn these bastards!
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  We're asking, Fred.
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  We're asking all the right questions.
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  What do we do? We've gotta win America back.
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  I don't know, Luke, how do we get him back on our side?
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  I think we need to go undercover at the waffle factory
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  I'm down
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  Okay, even though it's disgusting and I find it morally repugnant
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  Not like a nice flat batter
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  Yeah
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  Alright, now that I feel we've been loyal vocally
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  Let's go to the waffle factory
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  Hang on, let me get my fake mustache
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  Where'd you go?
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  Oh, that's good
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  Haha, that's good, right?
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  Yeah
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  Here, you want one?
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  Yeah
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  Yeah.
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  Eh?
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  Luke?
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  It's me!
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  Ah!
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  Ah, good.
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  All right, perfect.
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  Oh, we already got accepted.
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  That was...
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  They're corpse.
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  Yeah, corpse are desperate for workers.
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  Desperate they are.
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  Yeah.
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  All right, here we are at the factory.
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  Oh, shh.
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  Dum-da-dum.
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  Don't look at us.
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  This place sucks, hmm?
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  Wow.
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  Look, they've got a syrup slide.
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  What?
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  Look at this.
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  Oh my god.
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  Oh my god.
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  I certainly don't think that looks like fun.
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  No, I wouldn't ever want to be on that.
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  No, no.
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  What if you'll end up a sticky mess?
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  Yes.
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  Oh, and what's this?
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  Giant butter shoes?
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  Why?
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  I definitely don't think that looks like it would be like walking on a cloud.
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  I don't even want to know.
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  Ugh.
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  Look!
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  Look, a giant waffle the size of the room turned sideways
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  so that people can rock climb on their break.
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  Stupid.
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  Should I try it real quick just to see how stupid it is?
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  You should definitely try it because if you fall, we could sue.
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  Good idea.
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  Yeah, get up there.
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  Oh, the ridges make it so easy to climb.
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  Yeah?
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  Even higher where it looks like bites are missing?
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  That's clever, you gotta admit.
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  Oh so I gotta I gotta take a bite of this thing Just to If that what they do then that what they do around here How it going up there
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  Oh, it's great.
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  Why is your jaw moving?
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  I just took a bite to blend in.
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  You took a bite?
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  I took a bite to blend in.
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  A bite of the waffle?
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  Yeah, well, there were bite marks up here.
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  I thought maybe that's what you'd do.
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  But fuck, Fred.
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  Hey, don't you mean Guido?
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  My name's Quito.
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  Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Was it good?
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  I'm coming up.
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  Okay, come on.
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  Oh, my God.
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  I got you.
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  I got you.
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  I got you.
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  I got you.
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  Okay.
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  Is this where you bit?
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  Yeah.
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  Me too, then.
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  Oh.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Luke.
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  Fred.
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  Luke, what have we done?
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  We've broken our vow to the pancake factory.
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  and it feels so good okay am i crazy no or is this the best thing that's ever been in your mouth
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  yeah and i can't it's no it is bar none the best thing bar none it's ever been in my mouth and oh
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  my god this is gonna be this is insane you'll never know what i keep climbing a little farther
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  and then look to see what you see what's over the edge of this other side of this waffle wall no
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  What is it?
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  It's a giant ice cream store
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  And they're using these waffles
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  No
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  And they're putting ice cream inside the waffles
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  And doesn't that sound like the best thing?
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  You can't do a pancake cone
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  We can't go back
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  We can't go back
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  We can't go back to the pancake factory
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  We can't go back
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  Oh no, our mustache just slipped off
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  Oh no, they're floating down
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  Oh, they laid it on that pad of butter
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  Oh God
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  That looks like
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  The butter looks pretty funny with a mustache on it
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  You gotta move
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  It's pretty good
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  What do we do?
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  They're going to recognize us.
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  Oh my God.
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  Those two people without mustaches don't belong here.
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  Everyone get them.
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  Oh my God.
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  Quick.
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  Quick.
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  The giant wall pancake is filling up with syrup.
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  It could stay on the wall with four of the compartments full, but not five.
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  Ice cream straight ahead.
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  That's it.
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  you