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Episode 302: Meet The Fam · Not That Serious

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  Oh man mm hm sing that ship so jo to sing unpa mm hmm.
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  Would you li we are lo woman and two hating chuns are wool lie yeah
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  eai li ok, I know you missed a word. I forgot woman ge
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  s song teaching okay said oh right, he said, right the right.
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  Let tell what you're doing right there, right swinging. Here's your rocket,
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  right dad, Holiday pulling me behind. They're making another period, of course
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  they are. Of course they are set for twenty. Why wouldn't that.
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  They're making a new Beetle Juice, Fast and furious, making a new Beetle
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  Juice with all the original characters, because alive, all of them, even
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  even Beetlejuice, they're still alive, alive. Why not make another Edwards his
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  hands in because Johnny Depth is a freaking as like that he died. What
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  was that movie about to death? What was that movie about? Nothing?
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  Freaky ass Friday for white people? Scissors hand with Friday for white people?
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  No, a little bit more like what if this scissors hands for white people?
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  Imagine movies about nothing. It's about an outcast, you know, he
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  has something that deformity about him, and he's able to make it you know,
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  to able to have some hose and he's able to get some holes even
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  with scissors for hands. He turned into a great what is it horticulture?
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  That movie was just like, see you can get bitches too, even you
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  with scars and scissors for hands. Hose are not not an option. That's
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  it. Holes can be had. There's holes for everybody. There's holes,
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  scissor hands, hands, no hands, hands, no hands, It doesn't
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  matter. Yeah, there was a video that's on the internet of these two
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  guys with no arms in mm A fight and they said they said that they
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  didn't know that they were doing partial arts. Partial arts is crazy. Not
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  just reminds me of taking a nugget fighting. They just have the chicken who's
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  the Battle of the tenders over the heading looking like him on Lee like these
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  niggas the Battle of the tender niggas. Two geo dudes fighting opposite of geo
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  dude. I don't know what that is kicking in two EMUs, just scratching.
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  They both have arms. No, what's the one with just legs on
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  them? Have armss No, all the pokemon have arms. No they don't
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  you're talking about. Yes, what's the one with just the legs duos because
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  you had Yeah he didn't have arms. You thought he was just how you're
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  kicking. Yeah, they just had little stubs. No, we got for
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  arms. Yeah he has real arms. They don't even look great anymore.
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  In my head. Legs he's just like a tird with legs. Yes,
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  okay, I'm sorry, damn. Yeah that episode where it was the Pokemon
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  fighting tournament, hit my league got robbed too. You should have won.
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  I don't remember, I do what happened it was, so it was the
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  episode. We'll get to that in a second, but this is important.
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  So basically it's the episode. You know a few episodes prior, uh Ash
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  had called a primate. Now, if you're not for with a primate,
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  primate is a fighting Pokemon, pig monkey, very erratic type Pokemon. That's
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  true. Exactly what it was. Exactly what it was, one of my
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  favorites called a primate. Was very hard to handle, didn't know how to
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  train it. Then one episode he sees this uh basically a fight a training
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  fighter go down the road. He owns a hitman chan. I'm sorry,
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  hit my hitman chan. He don't to hit my chan, and the main
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  character wants to hit my chan. Team Rocket stole a Hitman lead to fight
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  in the tournament, but he got robbed, and then somebody Team Rocket got
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  robbed. Team Rocket robbed somebody. You know, they got robbed me because
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  himan Lee was that nigga. I mean, you know what I'm saying.
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  Also, why Brock decided to fight in that tournament with a fucking rock Pokemon
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  and a fighting Pokemon that has a distinct type advantage, They're gonna beat you
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  every time Brocks think with your fucking brain, doesn't well he doesn't still have
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  some I know, but rock types are you know, but fighting types that's
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  not a smart move. Can it's not? It's not. He still had
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  to try. He still fights. Yeah, maybe the next evolution. That's
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  why in the first match he had to throw on the towel because he was
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  like, Niggas, you keep keep letting this hit ma Lee kick you,
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  you're gonna your gus gonna turn into fucking saying what's the evolution of dude g
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  grabbler? Then you probably probaly should a grave litt You know, people in
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  the Pokemon they don't like evolve in their Pokemon, which is stupid. Some
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  fucking reason out of turned for as soon as the second I could find a
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  thunderstorm outda turned Pikachu into a fucking ritch you immediately, Well, why because
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  Pikachu has been the strongest Pokemon in all Pokemon history if you think about it.
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  They did a lot to think about it. He's the strongest. There's
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  a lot of plot armor going because he never should have won that first battle
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  against Brock he won even let him have the fucking battle like Nigga, he
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  turned the sprinklers on. How do you you know Ash is a fraud?
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  Actually, oh yeah, big time. The Nigga. His first gym battle
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  against this never won. No, he won in the end. Yeah,
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  because they had to end it. I mean they had to put him on
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  biggest loser ever. But then he finally won on it because they gave it
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  to him. No, he's a big loser, but yeah, wrinklers on.
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  And then he won. Then when he went against Lieutenant Serge, against
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  the Richter, who was clearly stronger he was, he did used the angle.
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  Oh well, pa faster, so Nigga funck off. He was no,
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  no, no, no, no no no no, no quick advantage,
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  speed advantage. You know about the EV's and Ivy. You know about
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  the EV's and Ivy's. Mike, you did some breeding, you know what
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  I'm saying. So you know that you once he's once they almost thank God
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  for science. Who are we? Yes? Exactly, So basically, yeah,
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  that took too much time. I never died. I didn't have enough
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  patience for all that Ivy train. No hell no bro and used to relate
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  Nigga. All I did in Pokemon games is I just leveled up my starter
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  as fat, hard or good, and that was the only thing I used.
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  Nigga, I used only attacking moves. Lear, nig get that ship
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  down here. I need to do some no strategy, bro, brod Nigga
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  grown his defense your face that we can. I just had all the big
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  move fire beam, fire blast, hyperbam Nigga recharged next turn, Nigga,
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  I wanted to do damage hydro pump, solar beam, all the big move.
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  I didn't want all the beams, all the beams, all the mega
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  mega punch, mega kick, fire wheel, all the flame wheel, which
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  which wanted whichever fire move did, like the little flaming person thing that was
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  coming at bad as fire blast, fire blast, that very inaccurate though,
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  nigga, very very that is gonna miss. Oh my god, damn nigga.
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  But when it hit, I was like, how many ethers do I
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  gotta buy? Cooks? Get the pp up cooked. Listen, this is
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  deep. There's no more pep left for this move. Who's pepe what?
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  I'm like, what the Pokemon power Okay, it's power points, that's what
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  it's called. Power points yeah, mm hmm. More health points and power
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  points, he points, power points, experienced points, got you got you,
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  got you power I don't know, but that's what I thought all these
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  years. I thought it was pokem up Pokemon points or or power point or
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  Pokemon point. I thought, I don't know. Hey guys, yeah,
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  it's not that serious podcast the greatest podcasting or you're like, god, damn,
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  I'm talking about Pokemon. Oh yeah. I just feel like we need
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  a fresh reset because I don't okay, okay, okay, reset the offense,
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  yeah, the reset the fourteen Yeah, you know, call the time
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  out of you set the clock. I mean, but another no, I
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  won't get into it again. But Ash is a fucking fraud. Rock is
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  a fraud. That whole squad was fraud. Yeah, whatever, anyway,
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  missy sister bad. The biggest fraud was May I didn't get into it,
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  like I stopped watching it at that. What that's like the next one that's
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  like the girl that's the show is that's when the show. I was still
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  playing the games, but the show she's equivalent to trap just a wrong for
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  the ride. Yes, she's that, Yo. Why was you even there?
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  My guy? Chick? I understand the chick was there because she's the
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  chick. Joey was Joey, But what are you doing? Like? What
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  did you the voice of reasons that nigga ever battled? Did you ever do
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  anybody? And he normally lost, but they had to win some time exactly.
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  Reset es to go back to the same vibe. I'm sorry we changed,
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  we changed franchise exactly, but he's the channel you know who really sucked?
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  Yeah he was. He was, to be honest, he was a
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  bitch ass nigga on the court, I mean, on the on the on
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  the on the battlefield, on the basic he was a dirty mac. He
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  was was about to get his hold with no effort mm hmm, hands down
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  when they found fist is a weak ass move. Let me tell you when
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  they found out, like when they revealed that Boma was pregnant and they was
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  like, oh ya, i'm cha, it's your baby. Was like,
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  no, he won't believe who's the dead? Like yo, he was,
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  it's not me, Jesus smashing her cheeks down the smith of rings. Goddamn
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  nigga. They had a scene where Gina, I guess it was like getting
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  showered. He's like, woman, come get my dresses. Couldn't bring my
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  towel. Nigga. She saw that motherfucking saint dick. Okay, Jesus,
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  she saw that monkey on that monkey Okay, okay, she said. She
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  said, I need to mix the races. It needs to be some race
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  mixing the foot What are we doing? Uh, this is not that serious
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  podcast and we're mixing racist erasers. No, it's not the series podcast.
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  Best podcast in the world. I happened to be Michael's Elsie Keen is in
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  the building with my aka doctor Watt. Yes, hello and hi, Hey,
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  I sound like around like what if DI did sound like that? He
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  was like the opposite of D. I was gonna say d D. This
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  is my actual voice, soiding I don't want to get abused. I don't
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  want to get abused. I don't want to live a normal life. I
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  don't want I got bullied at school all the time. No, are you
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  talking about that video? What do that one? Dude? I think it
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  was like I don't know if it was French or somewhere to do had the
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  high voice voice and now got kept The host kept laughing at him because he
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  had like some type of the nigga is cracking up. Literally, he's like
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  he was like he's like, I'm sorry, poor or whatever they're saying friends
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  like I'm sorry. He's just you never see that. He's just doing.
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  He's just doing Michael Jordan definitely. But this, Yep, this is the
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  podcast. This is it the podcast. Yeah, and we're here doing it.
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  This is we're here. It's Monday. Shout out to the man and
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  them there Seperience, Spotify and Patreon. Uh three five fifty tiers, no
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  ads. If you get the lowest tier, correct, just just for three
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  dollars you get the lowest tier. You could be listening on a Sunday.
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  Doesn't look familiar like you would know just based off of just this. Okay,
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  afterwards, you are prepaired, prepair prepared to you might pish yourself prepared
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  to peep. Okay, I'm sorry, we can't do this on the pod,
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  but just no, it's gonna be funny. He's hungry. I'm hot.
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  I'm hungry. That's why I wore this. You're hot. I knew
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  it was gonna be warms. Yeah, okaya was a question in that move.
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  Take it off? I take it off. So man's never hot.
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  It's Monday, you know what time it is? Another iteration of are you
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  smarter than nts? Mike has an astounding lead right now, but just the
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  day he loses. Keenan says, the day he loses. So we're gonna
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  find out. I'm ready for the ship. So if you don't know,
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  we got five or I got five questions for you. He's gonna be shite.
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  He might be shite. He's gonna lose. I'm gonna put it up
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  your poofter, Okay, I hope don't. I'm gonna beat Curtains. Five
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  questions of varying difficulty under the fifth grade level in different subjects. Yeah,
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  the first ques ocean? What is the Earth's largest ocean? I lost?
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  You are he lost? Canan? Damn? I don't know. Just this
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  I'm gonna say, I'll tell you right now. I've kind of ran out
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  of questions from the normal question bank, so these are brought to you by
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  chat GPT, generated by chat GPT. If you have any problems with the
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  answers, contact chat GPT. Next question, If a bag of marbles contains
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  twelve marbles and four of them are blue, what fraction of the marbles are
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  blue? Twelve marbles, twelve marbles, four are blue? What fraction are
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  blue? Do we have to simplify it? Yes, obviously yes, because
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  I swear to God keenan, I would qualify you immediately. You no,
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  don't even you don't have to say anymore? No, nigga put forwards?
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  Well, and I say, all right, I mean that still is that
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  still is not accepting it? Next question, what do we call words that
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  have opposite meanings like hot and cold? Opposites? You said, I was
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  like, right here, what's the word for words that are opposite? You
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  tell me that's the that's the questionposites oppose its oppositionals. Ops. Now do
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  you know this? Like go outside, go do something? What do you
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  mean? Why do you know this? This is a very simple word.
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  Fifth grade shit nigga. Sure, but you remember everything you learned from fifth
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  grade? All right there, all right, I'm gonna move on to the
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  next question. What do we call Oh, this is a music question,
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  by the way, let me preface that first. What do we call the
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  set of five lines in four spaces on which music notes are written? What
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  do we call it? Yeah? What is that called? Yeah? This
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  is a tough one because I haven't seen this in a while. And last,
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  we're gonna end on No, that's not it. That's not it.
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  That's definitely not it. Kenan, you're gonna go one for five. Please
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  please, sir, We're gonna end on another geography, just to test your
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  gangster. And this is also I'll just ask the question, what is the
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  largest desert in the world? The largest desert? What is the largest desert
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  in the world. I it's I'm between two. I know you are,
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  oh ship, but what am I I want to I'm gonna I'm gonna go
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  on a limb and say this one largest by area. I'm gonna go with
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  that one largest desert in the world. I feel like it's not the obvious
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  one. I'm banana split. I feel like it's not the obvious. Speaking
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  of actual large desserts, there's this big place in like Long Island had this
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  big ass dessert and it was like, oh, if you can try this,
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  we'll give it to you for free or some some stupid ship and we
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  got all these different ice cream flavors. Never again, it was stupid.
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  And I was with somebody who got Tiara Massoux ice cream. If you have
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  anything shot or like coffee flavored, it's gonna take over everything everything. What
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  was the third question? Again? Opposite words? What are they called?
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  What are called dinging? Mm hmmm, North and South poles, polars for
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  polar polers, yeah, polars, bipolars, bisexuals, multisexuals. Is everyone
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  ready? Okay? What is the Earth's largest ocean? Specific? That said
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  specific? Good job? Okay? Marbles twelve four? How many are blue?
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  One third? Third? I said a fourth? I'm dripping, you
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  are tripping? Fractions is always my weakest. Dang, got them? What
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  do we call words that have opposite meanings like hot and cold? Antonyms?
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  I said? Contrasting words? Okay, I said, ah, also wrong
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  antonyms? Yeah, forgot that. Synonyms and antonyms. Yeah. See it's
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  like once you say it, like ah, yeah, that's how it goes.
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  That's how it got that terminology and like the like over here using antonyms
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  and a sentence. You just now No, I'll never do it again,
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  just kidding. Okay, what do we call the set of five lines and
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  four spaces on which music notes are written? Scale? I said, Stanza
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  is the scale? No? The answer staff staff? Yeah, is a
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  staff bar? Staff scale? Stanzas like like like, let me see lines
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  and see that sounds I gotta check it. I gotta check it. Stan
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  stanzas can be poem set to music. Okay, boy, is this staff
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  staff bar? Just staff? The staff? The staff is what it's called.
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  Yeah, damn well mm hmm. Sometimes you gotta che chat GPT And
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  our last question, I actually had a check but I might accept two answers.
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  I don't know. I don't know. But the last question was what
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  is the largest desert in the world, the Gobi Desert. I said to
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  the hair Keenan, I know, he said Arizona. Day you know,
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  I said, Antarctica. What Keenan is correct, that's the largest That's the
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  largest desert in the world. Wow, yeah, that's a desert. Yeah,
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  because I heard that somewhere deserted. No, it's because it's it has
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  to do with it's not has to do with temperature. It has to do
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  with like moisture. Mmm, because everything's so frozen. It's just like so
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  it's so cold that it's dry. That's considered a desert, and it's considered
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  the desert. So where's the hair of phone in that? I think it's
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  the third I was just looking it up. Let me say, uh,
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  what did you say Goldbi desert? Mic? What that was? Like?
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  This? Where is that at? Like I want to say that. Huh
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  it's in Asia, Yeah, northern China, Mongolia, sixth largest desert in
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  the world. Okay, but yeah I forgot where I heard that, but
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  that, Yeah, it goes technically Antarctic, then Arctic, then Sahara.
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  So I was gonna say, Sarah is the only real artist. Yeah,
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  it's like the real desert answer you'd be thinking of as Sahara. But then
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  I was gonna write that, but I'm like, I feel like this one,
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  so damn I just lost I haven't heard that. How many days beat
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  you? Mic? Yeah? How many you get mic for? He got
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  four? Yeah, got three? He got three? You got three?
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  Oh you tied with Keanan Keenan, you're coming out. I didn't win.
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  I wanted to win. All I had to do was get uh stanza he
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  did. Oh wait, could have like a bonus. No, no,
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  no, no, because he's gonna win. He's gonna win. No you
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  can't. I'm gonna be j Cole and realize, no, this is not
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  my battle. You don't have that option. This is not my battle.
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  So if Mike gets it right, you're automatically automatically wins back. Come on,
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  come on, come on, come on. Okay, I'm just gonna
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  I'll let you. Let me see, let me see. Okay, let's
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  see. I'm afraid I've gonna hold you. I'm like the pressure. I
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  think this one, but since we uh last one was geography, the tie
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  breaker will be geography. That's crazy, all right, come on, I
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  mean the rest of these are too easy. But yeah, which continent is
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  home to the largest number of countries in the world? Largest number of countries?
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  Like, which continent has the most countries in the world. Hmm,
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  this is a spitball. Mm hmmm mm hmmm, mm hmmm, mm hmmm,
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  hmm. Think about it, think about it. Real spit supposed to
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  write it down, like you can say it out loud. Since I wrote
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  mine down, I can't change my answer. I think I want to say,
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  dude, I put Africa me too, okay, because all the tiny
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  jones like that's it's true, it's Africa. Yeah, like they got a
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  whole bunch of tiny shits. I didn't want to stretch this how too long.
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  For the last second, I thought of like all those Caribbean countries in
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  North America. I was like, ooh, it's like thirty thousand little bitches
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  out there. Okay, I have to switch it up. Let's see what
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  he if you guys get this one. So there's a pond and it's a
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  weird questioning two guys walking to a bar. No, it's a word question
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  or math word problem. There's lily pads in a pond, and each day
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  they double in size. The lily pads double in size. It takes forty
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  eight days to cover the old pond. How many days does it take to
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  cover half the pond? Forty eight days to cover the whole pond? Huh,
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  that's easy. Every day they double in size, that's easy. It
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  takes forty eight days to cover the whole pond. How many days does it
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  take to cover half the pond? All right? Forty seven? Forty seven?
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  Damn? Oh well, I said twelve twelve. God damn, it's
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  gonna be all day. Uh, that's what a guy. I want to
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  bow out? This is. This isn't good. Don't bow out, Drake.
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  I told you I'm J Cole. This is not my battle before it
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  started? Are we still calling Ja Cole bitch ass nigga for bound out?
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  So no, he's a genius, okay, but no, actually no,
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  I don't want to say he's a genius. He made the right move,
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  but he never should have Diskendrick in the first place. That was stupid.
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  How are you ding? It's the little that's a What the fuck is that?
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  Okay? Hopefully this is the last question. What you making a TikTok?
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  John? He's making flames? All right? What's up? How many
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  sides are on a polygon? The pokemon? No, that's polygon? How
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  many sides are on a polygon? What a polygon? What kind of question
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  is that? That's that said? It's at least put it down. I'm
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  going back to the old questions. God damn, this isn't supposed to take
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  this long. God damn, you have your answers. What's the answer?
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  At least three? Yes, because shape its a shape, probably kind is
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  the probably gond a triangle, any shape or that that's any shape. So
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  it's at least three. Technically yes, that is a more correct answer,
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  but it's yeah, it's like three or more. Yeah, so it's at
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  least three because like, you can't have two lines. It's not a shape.
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  It's not a shape, and it needs to be not an angle.
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  Correct? Is that? I think we're just gonna have to call this a
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  tie. I don't feel like as no GPT. Give you one hard question.
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  Okay, give me the artist question got from this age group? What
• 28:38
  is the meaning of life? One? Pay taxes and die. I'm just
• 28:42
  gonna say one more question. We already got that question. Ask your history
• 28:49
  question one that doesn't have to do with dates, because I'm not going to
• 28:53
  remember the date. Yeah, there was the War of eighteen twelve. That
• 28:59
  was one of the questions. You you think you think? And I was
• 29:03
  like, I can't ask that question because we're not trying to waste everybody's time.
• 29:11
  Okay. Who wrote the Declaration of Independence? Mm hmmm? Who wrote
• 29:19
  the Declaration? Of Independence. Mm hmm. Thomas Jefferson. I want to
• 29:26
  say, Andrew Thomas. Those your final answers. Yes, yep, it's
• 29:37
  Thomas Jefferson. He's largely wrote the Declaration of Independence, and it's most also
• 29:44
  been to Franklin from other people, but it was mainly people. Thomas Thomas
• 29:48
  Jefferson, John he got his name on it, like I'm just gonna write
• 29:51
  my name, did the most. All right, Michael, that was a
• 29:57
  good one. Keenan's first w It only took a half hour. Congratulations you
• 30:03
  want I guess I'll pick it right back up next. All right, Oh,
• 30:15
  I was about just jump into questions. You guys want to talk about
• 30:18
  Baby Reindeer now that everyone's watching Fantastic fran Tablis mm hmmm. So if you
• 30:22
  don't know Baby Reindeer exactly put it okay show on Netflix. Bye. I
• 30:33
  should have remember his name. I think something his name, No, it's
• 30:37
  like or no, is that his last name? Donnie Donnie Richard real guy
• 30:45
  was that what was the last name Gaddad Richard Gad? But he changed his
• 30:48
  name to Donnie Done in the Donnie Done Done in the show. And it's
• 30:53
  his actual like real life story. Of what he went through, and he
• 30:56
  went through a lot, and uh, yeah, we'll tell you a little
• 30:59
  bit of what he went through. If niggas won by twenty six, yes,
• 31:03
  not surprising. Fuck them, it's too old. Fuck them, it's
• 31:04
  crazy good sweep in my fucking answers. Okay, but yeah, baby Reindeer.
• 31:12
  So the title just throws you so far off. I was like,
• 31:15
  what could this possibly be about? But yeah, that's what I don't know.
• 31:25
  I'm just gonna start that. I don't like the ending. I don't
• 31:26
  like the last episode. I don't see how you cannot like the way somebody's
• 31:30
  life is currently. You don't like it narratively, you just don't like that
• 31:36
  ending for this story. Sure you wanted blood, I didn't want blood.
• 31:41
  It's just the way it ended was just like, and I can I can
• 31:45
  agree with that because I'm like, the whole turn to like I'm obsessed now
• 31:52
  exactly, And it's like, I mean, but if that was what happened,
• 31:56
  No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not looking at I'm not
• 31:59
  looking at it as an account of someone's life. I'm just looking at it
• 32:02
  as a TV TV show, A serious Do you want to explain what happened
• 32:08
  first? All right, So Baby Reindeer. Baby Reindeer is a show basically
• 32:15
  about this guy who's like a failing he's a bad comedian out in the UK.
• 32:22
  Right. He moves from Scotland to what London, London to chase big
• 32:28
  comedy dreams. He lives there. He's out there living with his girl at
• 32:31
  the time, and it's him and this girl living in the girl's parents mom's
• 32:37
  house. We find him when he's no longer with his girl, but he's
• 32:43
  still able to live with his mom or with the girl's mom for free,
• 32:46
  just like, all right, that's cool. Obviously they have a good relationship.
• 32:51
  Still he's working at a bar and he's like chasing his comedy dreams.
• 32:55
  Dish Niggas stinks ass awful, sheez got awful. Not funny at all,
• 33:04
  maybe just a little bit, a little bit in the worst way. Yeah,
• 33:07
  he was so un it's so bad that it's funny how bad he is,
• 33:10
  correct even names, trying to polic understand how bad he is. The
• 33:15
  Nigga is a prop comic in twenty twenty four, well not twenty twenty four
• 33:22
  either way, twenty eighteen, seventeen sixty. It was after twenty ten.
• 33:27
  Yeah that shit sticks prop comedy that died in two thousand. Yeah whatever character
• 33:34
  went, that was when it died prop comedy. Yes, do we ad
• 33:38
  ventriloquist with no Okay you nigga Jeff done him and even then it's only him.
• 33:45
  I must say my name is okay, Yeah, I get you all
• 33:50
  right, I give you so k flem good stuff. All right. So
• 34:00
  he's he's so he's trying to pursue his comedy, and he believes that he
• 34:06
  should be famous, like he wants to chase these fames. Dreams so bad
• 34:09
  and he has very very very low self esteem. And I guess, you
• 34:15
  know, things aren't going well. And I guess one day he's working at
• 34:19
  the bar. Some lady comes in. She seems very distraught. He claims
• 34:24
  he felt bad for She buys a drink, can't pay for it, claims
• 34:31
  claims she can't well, she can't pay. She doesn't even ask her a
• 34:36
  drink yea. At this point, she's claiming like she's like she said,
• 34:39
  she said, I got no money. He's like, can I get you
• 34:42
  anything like a tea? And she's like I got nothing, and he's like
• 34:46
  a it's on the house and she's like, that's when infatuation starts. That
• 34:51
  you would have thought that she he opened the clouds to the heavens and showed
• 34:57
  them to her because she was just enamored ever since. Yeah, like it
• 35:05
  started an obsessive relationship. Like it's just obsessive, Like he was following her,
• 35:10
  like coming to the bar every day, different things that going to his
• 35:13
  comedy shows when she wasn't invited. But the thing about it is is like
• 35:21
  his self esteem was so low that a part of him was enjoying the fact
• 35:28
  that he was being stalked and obsessed over because it just made him feel good.
• 35:34
  It made him feel special, didn't feel something because it made him feel
• 35:36
  something because itself seemed such in the shit. So he's kind of like playing
• 35:40
  into it, clearly with a very unstable woman is like kind of entertaining it,
• 35:46
  kind of not putting a stop to it, kind of letting it go
• 35:50
  on and egging it on, saying different things that you know will probably trigger.
• 35:54
  He probably didn't know to the extent which it would trigger. But no,
• 35:58
  it was just give her more invested. He's strong and along longer than
• 36:01
  it needed to go on. It was six months before he wants to police.
• 36:05
  Right, oh yeah, longer than that. It was over a year
• 36:07
  or something. It was six months. Six months. Oh yeah, that
• 36:10
  you're saying, like the first time he went, yeah, but so long.
• 36:15
  Then it devolves into like he can't have normal relationships with other women.
• 36:22
  She becomes obsessed and he's done nothing with this one. He hasn't had sex
• 36:27
  or he hasn't kissed her, hasn't done nothing. All he did was following
• 36:30
  her house once one time. One time. One time. Also he said
• 36:35
  like a comment in joking when you said, like hang your beef curtains like
• 36:40
  you, and she thought that was just the brand imitation, wow, get
• 36:46
  married. And then also when the coworker sent the text to her and then
• 36:55
  she was so down immediately, mean, she was like I never had anybody
• 37:01
  do that before, but I'd gladly give it up. Let you put it
• 37:05
  up my puffeter and she just it's just bad, Like yeah, it's that.
• 37:10
  It explores that relationship, and then it also explores how he got to
• 37:15
  that state in his life, and that's when the story gets really really well.
• 37:21
  We also have to set this before I'm sorry, yeah, with his
• 37:25
  his girlfriend or like who he was the girl he was seeing at the time,
• 37:29
  who was a trans woman. So we just think, oh, okay,
• 37:34
  I guess it's like he was a trans woman. Okay, girl she's
• 37:37
  trans. He's like, but she's from America. She seems she was.
• 37:42
  She was chilling. I thought she was perfect for him. She was.
• 37:46
  I'm like, bro, you fucked that up. Bro, she's pretty cool.
• 37:51
  He fucked that up because he wouldn't like cut it off like and the
• 37:54
  girl ended up attacking. He attacked the girlfriend girl. Yeah, so the
• 38:00
  stalker Martha wound up attacking the girlfriend Terry. Yeah, it's just like damn.
• 38:07
  So it kind of seems like things are like happening, not necessarily for
• 38:13
  no reason, but sh it's just like, what the fuck is wrong with
• 38:15
  this man's life? How do we get here? How do we get here?
• 38:20
  And boy do they let you know? They let you know. We
• 38:24
  found out how it got there? Is this spoilers? I say it's too
• 38:28
  late now. Listen. We told them last week that we was gonna be
• 38:30
  talking about baby Rain. We're at thirty eight minutes. I would say go
• 38:35
  ahead at least ten minutes, just to be safe and then work your way
• 38:37
  back. If you don't hear anything spoiler. Yeah. So literally halfway through
• 38:43
  the show, like a few episodes in, like it's had I think it
• 38:46
  is. Yeah, that's what seven episodes, right, Yeah, you go
• 38:49
  through episode four, episode four halfway damn halfway through. They go back and
• 38:53
  they're like, okay, this is what happens. Before he even meets Martha,
• 38:59
  before he meets Terry, before he even stopped living with the girlfriend.
• 39:04
  He runs into this guy. Was he like a talent agency guy, writer,
• 39:10
  writer, he was learning for a TV show, for a TV show.
• 39:13
  He sees him at one of the little comedy shows right at the bar,
• 39:19
  like a private club type like the big that's what a big wigs go
• 39:22
  like, yes, yes, yeah, yes yes. He runs into him
• 39:27
  there and then he told him to come to one of his little shows and
• 39:30
  that's when he gave him hard right, so he gives his information. He's
• 39:32
  like, yo, we gotta link up some time whatever. Whatever. He's
• 39:37
  all right, cool, all right. So he ends up going to the
• 39:39
  guy's house mm hmmm, and they end up doing drugs, all of the
• 39:46
  drugs, type of drugs. The first time, it was just I think
• 39:51
  it was just coke. Yeah, it started off really started off with coke,
• 39:55
  like the at the club at the bar, I mean the club in
• 40:00
  the bathroom, and when my breath, I'm like, that's what I thought.
• 40:04
  I thought they was about to get in there. I called the vibes
• 40:06
  immediately. That was like at that point, he's he's on him. Yes,
• 40:10
  So they did coke in that bathroom when they met at like the v
• 40:13
  I P. Club. Fast forward they're at his house and then they do
• 40:17
  coke there and then heroin. Then they do math, crack, heroin,
• 40:22
  acids, LSD, M g H all this, crack, anything, any
• 40:28
  type of drug where you gotta have a chemical balance, Yeah, don't all
• 40:31
  types of chemistry sets. They pass weak and crack and crack. I can't
• 40:37
  emphasize crack enough. When they pulled out the crack pipe, I was like,
• 40:39
  there's they pulled off the heroin. I was like, the smoking it
• 40:44
  he was. I know, Heroin's great was just about crack. Crack is
• 40:50
  just like Heroin's the next level for me. Crack. I'll be like,
• 40:53
  okay, so now because crack was forced on us, that's why we hold
• 40:59
  the hot stigma. But heroins a little option, like you a crackhead,
• 41:02
  Like yeah, I've seen crackhead do amazing things. I never seen on Heroin
• 41:07
  do amazing thing people, and they called they do ship you see the crackhead
• 41:13
  do amazing things. Right, Yes, they called me crazy when I said
• 41:15
  the crackheaded superhero but whatever, yeah, Hancock, No, yes, that's
• 41:22
  he was an alcoholic. It was a crackhead. He'd beyonmni mane, he'd
• 41:29
  be killing people anyway. Yes, excuse me, excuse me. This results
• 41:35
  in him. So he's doing all these drugs and he gave him this one
• 41:38
  particular drug where it kind of just like he's not paralyzed, but he's really
• 41:43
  out of it and it's like a muscle relaxer. Damn near after taking drugs,
• 41:46
  so he can't really move and he's just like really disoriented. This is
• 41:52
  where this guy what was his name again, Darren Darien Darien, Yeah,
• 41:57
  Darien, starts taking advantage of him. He's touching him, he's doing all
• 42:00
  these things to him. He ends up sexually assaulting him. But the sick
• 42:06
  part is it happens over many, like many times under his house, Like
• 42:10
  he knows that something's happening and something's not right, but he just keeps on
• 42:15
  going back because he's chasing fame so hard. He's chasing fame and he's an
• 42:19
  accidental drug addict at this point. At this point, he's becoming like a
• 42:22
  fiend. This guy. Every every weekend, this guy is going to help
• 42:28
  me get to where I need to go. It's getting to the point where
• 42:30
  there was one scene where his girlfriend is trying to have sex with him and
• 42:34
  he's just like, yo, I don't even want to do this right now.
• 42:37
  But that was after, that was after the that was that was like
• 42:39
  he really after the big thing. Yeah, yeah, after he really he
• 42:46
  took he took him. Yeah, that's he took him. He got took,
• 42:52
  and the guy knew that. He's like, I can't, I can't,
• 42:54
  I can't. He never he was never the same after that. Couldn't
• 42:58
  be touched. He could not be touched. So fast forward, he ends
• 43:01
  up meeting uh, Martha first, right, was it Martha? No?
• 43:07
  No, he met Terry first. Right, he met Terry. He met
• 43:08
  Terry first, but it was it almost fucked me up because the way that
• 43:12
  they told it. Yeah, so he ends up meeting Terry after breaking up
• 43:15
  with the girlfriend because there's a point in time where he's just confused. Yeah,
• 43:20
  He's like, I don't know if I'm I don't know if I'm gay.
• 43:22
  I don't know if I'm straight. I don't know if I like man
• 43:23
  women. I don't know what I like anymore. So I'm just doing whatever.
• 43:28
  He ended up going to like bath houses where he was like putting himself
• 43:30
  in a position to get sexually assaulted again. And he was like having a
• 43:37
  random sex with strangers, just doing having sexual just to feel something, just
• 43:42
  to feel anything. And then he ends up going to on the like the
• 43:45
  transgender dating website, and he meets Terry and she was like mad cool,
• 43:50
  he was fucking with her, and he didn't He just didn't want to go
• 43:52
  public because he was, you know, because it's all that stuff. He
• 43:57
  was afraid of how people would view him. He had his parents in his
• 44:00
  life. He didn't know what his parents would think of him. He just
• 44:02
  more so his dad, his dad. When we'll get there, man.
• 44:08
  When he when he ghosted her on the not ghosted her, I don't even
• 44:12
  know what to call it. When he left her on the train and he
• 44:15
  just like stepped off. Yeah, at once, seeing Terry is trying to
• 44:17
  like, you know, a little public, little PDA or whatever. He's
• 44:21
  like, kiss me whatever, and he's just like, first of all,
• 44:23
  the thing I thought that was interesting about Terry, she doesn't really look like
• 44:28
  a man, but she did, but she didn't. She's actually that's a
• 44:34
  transaction, a transaxual woman. But but like looking on the I'm like,
• 44:39
  so I've seen it would be certain angles, yeah, just like oh this
• 44:45
  is a woman. Yeah. And the other side, I'm like, no,
• 44:47
  I don't want to go there. No, no, I'm not trying
• 44:51
  to go there. Please, I'm not trying to go there. And he
• 44:57
  was like in his head like, oh, they're gotta think I'm kissing the
• 44:58
  man. I'm like, bro like, like, bro, it was that's
• 45:04
  what nigga. You out like you're outside do what you ain't out with her?
• 45:09
  Bro like whatever. Looking at y'all, it just they don't y'all don't
• 45:14
  need to kiss for them to know that y'all are together, Joe, y'all,
• 45:16
  kissing don't make a difference. That's part of his self confidence. Yeah,
• 45:21
  but it's like, you know what I'm saying, just attacking it.
• 45:22
  You know what I'm saying. He's in his head on the train and just
• 45:24
  stepping you. You know what. I'm just saying, you ruined something that
• 45:28
  you were definitely someone you were definitely as he's described in love with Yeah,
• 45:34
  because you couldn't got his own way. He's a self sabotagy, so he's
• 45:37
  sabotager. Also, keep in mind, in between all this, he's doing
• 45:39
  horrible comedy, very bad comedy, terrible show, terrible, it's really terrible
• 45:45
  shokes. Like at one point he was doing comedy where he's just doing his
• 45:49
  whole dancing blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, just like it's
• 45:55
  stinky, stinky stuff. So my mom died last night. I'm like,
• 45:59
  WHOA, what the fuck is this? It's strange. It was really like
• 46:02
  something edgy comedy, but not really. It was crazy. It was comedy
• 46:07
  where I say the craziest thing and see what happens, and it didn't work.
• 46:10
  Never worked. I know it did work. It ended up working a
• 46:14
  little bit. I don't know how it worked when he had a breakdown,
• 46:19
  No, no, when when he made it through the content, when Darien
• 46:22
  was helping him, and then like they with that comedy show and he opened
• 46:27
  up every show with yeah, so my mom died. Darren was helping him
• 46:30
  with the with the writing, and it was actually working. I don't see
• 46:34
  how you changed that make it funny. I don't know. I don't know
• 46:36
  what he did different, but uk doing different stuff. Mom died. Yeah,
• 46:40
  So he ends up comedy. So from there he ends up meeting to
• 46:45
  Martha. So they like kind of like throw it back and reverse and then
• 46:47
  his goods a little bit further. Martha's coming up to his like comedy shows
• 46:52
  and stuff. She's laughing, she's like singing, like just doing all this
• 46:57
  type of ship. He ends up being in this comedy competition. At this
• 47:04
  point, he's being severely stalked, calls, emails, all types of emails,
• 47:08
  and it wasn't it was nothing but emailsing emails, and she was typing
• 47:15
  it out on her computer, and her grammar is horrible from iPhone. The
• 47:19
  fact she was putting at the end of all how we knew she was a
• 47:22
  real sick. She was typing out from iPhone and she did not have an
• 47:25
  iPhone and she over here misspelling it sent from the phone. Like that was
• 47:31
  crazy. I love those details that they put in there. That was really
• 47:34
  dope. But I think that was life, that kind of that that really
• 47:37
  captured the essence of how crazy and now and I don't want to say how
• 47:40
  mentally unstable. This woman was crazy crazy, crazy actually crazy en ablest term.
• 47:47
  I think for her it's it's appropriate, yeah, medically appropriate. So
• 47:53
  there's something going on wrong with her bring yeah wired. We didn't even talk
• 47:58
  about her specifically, like she was a lower Oh yeah, a failed lawyer
• 48:01
  that she had a history of stalking a police officer. Yeah, a police
• 48:08
  officer, and assaulted and assaulted his death child. So yeah, that's who
• 48:15
  we're dealing with. That's who he's been interrested multiple times. There was a
• 48:20
  couple of different articles on her, I believe. So at this point,
• 48:22
  he's doing this little comedy show and it's not going uh it was going no,
• 48:28
  it was going well. Yes, it was going well until she showed
• 48:30
  up. Oh yeah, when she showed up. And yeah, so she
• 48:36
  shows up at the comedy competition. He's killing it, he's doing his thing,
• 48:39
  and then she shows up and he starts talking his ship like he got
• 48:43
  to kind of go along with these like, oh, who's that crazy in
• 48:45
  the crowd? And then and then she's like, don't you she goes crazy,
• 48:51
  and then from there he just none of his jokes were working anymore,
• 48:55
  and he just sits down and has a complete Dave Chappelle's it down, like
• 49:00
  all right, y'all crazy, tells everybody everything. He just goes on and
• 49:07
  tells everything that happened to him. And when I say everything, he says
• 49:10
  everything. Everything goes viral, and then he goes viral and they just try
• 49:16
  to find a video. No I know, Oh wow, that's a good
• 49:20
  idea. I googled it. Did you find it? No? Like it
• 49:23
  was it looked like it was just you think it was just made up.
• 49:29
  I don't think it was made up. But like I typed in like what
• 49:32
  they showed on like the YouTube on the on his computer, and I didn't
• 49:37
  find it. There's like other videos like that, wasn't it. So it's
• 49:45
  like I don't know. I don't know, But yeah, he goes on
• 49:51
  the whole spiel by his life is rare. You're saying, this isn't the
• 49:55
  video. I think that's where you real breakdown video. It's real. Yeah,
• 50:04
  But when I was watching it, like I didn't watch the whole thing.
• 50:07
  I like I skimmed through it. It didn't well, I'm sure the
• 50:10
  dramatized it. Yeah, he gets swaming, and it's like it becomes the
• 50:17
  fact, like and mind you he this man has had plenty and plenty and
• 50:22
  plenty of opportunities to debt this whole situation, and he doesn't because I guess
• 50:28
  he likes being being sought because it makes him feel important, like we said
• 50:32
  earlier. And then eventually when it does break down and she goes, he's
• 50:37
  like she sent to jail. It kind of flifs to where it's like he's
• 50:40
  obsessed with her because it guess he's getting that attention. He's no way of
• 50:45
  getting that attention to validation, so he's like trying to understand why she's the
• 50:50
  way she is and becomes obsessive over it, and he kind of deteriorates it
• 50:54
  to the same person that she was, which and at the end of the
• 50:58
  show kind of shows like as a cycle of that type of behavior. I
• 51:01
  just don't I don't like how what the fuck I don't like? So like
• 51:07
  the last same way, sitting inside the bar, and he listens to that
• 51:10
  last unknown un listened to voicemail where she tells me like, so, let
• 51:15
  me tell you about the reindeer, and pretty much she's saying, the reason
• 51:20
  why you call him baby reindeer is because when she was a kid, she
• 51:22
  had this reindeer. She still had the reindeer at that point, but like
• 51:24
  it was her favorite toy. He had big eyes, big lips, cute
• 51:29
  bum it was it was like the best part of her childhood, so like
• 51:36
  the only good part of her childhood. And he reminded her of that reindew
• 51:38
  That's why she called him baby reindeer. But like we knew, like not
• 51:45
  the fact that we knew like the significance of the reindeer, but like we
• 51:47
  knew that like he was the best part of her day. That's why she
• 51:51
  always stalked him. She always thought so like I didn't get any like emotional
• 51:54
  like oh that makes sense now, Yeah, I don't think it's supposed to
• 51:59
  be. I think the realization was so profound to where he would be breaking
• 52:04
  down in the like in the bar, you know what I mean, Like
• 52:09
  we we we understood she was obsessed with you, so like you were the
• 52:14
  best part of her day every day. I think, no matter how mad
• 52:15
  you made her, yeah, I think it was just the fact that she
• 52:19
  had likes such a horrible upbringing. And she talk about her upbringing, but
• 52:23
  she just said that that the rain was the best part of it. Her
• 52:28
  family, her parents fought a lot and like that, and like, how
• 52:30
  I probably missed that. Yeah, you obviously missed that. But I know
• 52:38
  there's nothing in this in all his like going back and listening that was like,
• 52:43
  oh, now it makes sense. I feel like I understand why she
• 52:45
  did what she did. Like, no, she's still horrable, but it's
• 52:50
  just like it's unfortunate. And then it ended with pretty much the same line
• 52:53
  of how Martha met him. He left his wallet home so he can afford
• 52:59
  the double vodka coke, so so the guy was like, it's on the
• 53:02
  house, and then like the camera pans out and I'm like, that's the
• 53:05
  way it fucking ends. I mean, that's it not what he's gonna be.
• 53:08
  I don't think he's going to it's not going I don't think it insinuated
• 53:13
  that he was going to do that. I think it just showed that,
• 53:15
  like how quickly he could be in that same situation. I don't think he
• 53:17
  was going to become that though. Yeah, I don't think that's what that
• 53:22
  man. I just get upset because the man had so many opportunities to get
• 53:27
  out of this thing. You could have got the press charges with like he
• 53:30
  attacked your girl. When he attacked you, like arash your parents, but
• 53:34
  she can't showed up to the house with the house you could have been.
• 53:38
  You had three easy layup dunks out of here, like he didn't explain with
• 53:44
  the dad. Oh well yeah, So he after the video, Martha is
• 53:52
  calling him because she got his phone number from something from his email because he
• 53:55
  put it like away from office email message. Yeah, so ping there,
• 54:00
  So I thought like, oh, he's messaged me again, and that just
• 54:05
  sl So now he's he's phone calling her. She's she's calling him, and
• 54:09
  he's like, oh do your parents know about that that video? So he
• 54:14
  goes tells his parents like, oh, all this happened. I was sexually
• 54:16
  assaulted and I don't want you to think any less of me as a man
• 54:21
  because heruggling with his sexuality exactly, And like his dad is very like gung
• 54:24
  ho not bullshit type of guy, like nonsense, I'm not stupid, I'm
• 54:30
  not on social media like you puss this or whatever. He's one of those
• 54:34
  type of His dad is a no limit soldier exactly to where like he goes,
• 54:37
  I don't want you to think any less of me, and the dad
• 54:39
  was like, well, would you think any less of me? And he
• 54:42
  was like, I don't know what what do you mean by that? He
• 54:44
  was like, I grew up in the Catholic church, but he says it
• 54:46
  very street. He's like, grew up in the Catholic And he's like wait
• 54:49
  what and like he's like, they don't say anything else. After I was
• 54:52
  like, oh, so it was just like just showing just like how it's
• 54:55
  like I wouldn't think any less of you. There's no reason for you to
• 54:59
  hide who yourself was from me and all that stuff. And he was like,
• 55:01
  oh, waight, off my shoulder. Everything felt great. Yeah.
• 55:06
  It was just it was literally just a trauma dump of a series. It
• 55:09
  was just nothing but trauma, trauma, trauma, and it's just like and
• 55:13
  we're done exactly. It was definitely a lot of trauma. It was a
• 55:16
  trauma dump. Serious. I liked it. Though I liked it, it
• 55:19
  was it was different. I've never seen anything like that. Obviously, it's
• 55:22
  unfortunate when it comes to like the expense of somebody's actual life, like he
• 55:25
  will live through this ship. But hm, I thought it was really well
• 55:29
  done and I thought the acting was amazing. How to keep reminding myself that
• 55:32
  Martha was not a real like a real that wasn't Martha, Like right,
• 55:38
  it's like my man started getting Stockholm syndrome, like my man like she's she's
• 55:42
  going away. This is a good talk you're going through. Never mind,
• 55:52
  But yeah, that was So if you want to go back and watch it
• 55:58
  after we just spoiled everything for you, go ahead. Three and a half
• 56:02
  hours. That's a quick bench. Yeah, I say each episode's ranges from
• 56:07
  thirty minutes to forty five minutes. I think, yeah, the long one
• 56:09
  with the guy was forty four minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
• 56:15
  it's a good while. I might watch that again. Honestly for what you
• 56:17
  mean for what, I don't think you missed anything. Maybe he did,
• 56:21
  Maybe I did. I clearly did, just but I mean what you should
• 56:25
  watch is, uh, if you haven't if you have Apple TV and he
• 56:29
  haven't seen severings yet. I watched that. I watched that this past like
• 56:34
  month. That's some good stuff. It's like it's the one where I was
• 56:39
  talking about where the uh the guys at his job. But they have pretty
• 56:46
  much a sever procedure where you don't remember what's happening at your work, and
• 56:52
  your work about it doesn't remember what's happening at your house, and it just
• 56:55
  follows that. And it was like, it's a cool concept directed by Ben
• 57:00
  Stiller. A lot of it really, Yeah, so I was like,
• 57:02
  yeh, exact, Yeah, I know Lenny watches it. Shout out to
• 57:07
  Lenny. But AnyWho, I got some questions for y'all. Let's get some
• 57:14
  questions. Okay, Oh, I'm got to ask this question. I'm going
• 57:19
  to answer them like these straight from the discord. I just split questions.
• 57:22
  That's crazy, mean accents. It's okay. I'll ask this for the listeners
• 57:29
  because I think you guys kind of already gave your answers y'all. I'm a
• 57:31
  longtime listener and I need y'all help my niggas. I'm a twenty third,
• 57:37
  twenty three year old, fit, handsome young man from Naptown, recently moved
• 57:43
  to Texas a few days ago. On Blka, I got this person who
• 57:46
  matches me. My nonchalant mind didn't think nothing of it and left it where
• 57:52
  it was. Coming back to see and it's a porn star, a well
• 57:57
  known one. Under further investigation, thinking it was a catfish in my ass,
• 58:02
  was gonna get back doored and flaid. I find it after a private
• 58:07
  snap and a few exclusive videos that is actually her. She wanted to meet
• 58:12
  up and make content. I'm young, my body count only five. Should
• 58:16
  I meet up and give her this Orlando Brown special or give it or give
• 58:28
  it some more time to cook or just declined the whole offer. Hey man,
• 58:34
  listen, if you want to beat beat, if you're cool with making
• 58:37
  content, make the content. If not, all I want to say is,
• 58:42
  if you're gonna make the content, bring your head game, brother,
• 58:45
  send it to us. Don't be slacking, not for real. I don't.
• 58:53
  I don't think she's gonna put out bad content. You gotta make sure
• 58:57
  well first of all, triple check that this is a really I mean,
• 59:00
  don't don't leave no room for error, like you gotta check this really air
• 59:07
  and then yeah, do it at the end of the day. Yes,
• 59:14
  don't blame us if something bad happens, But don't get robbed, nigga,
• 59:17
  don't get robbed, don't get pregnant. Please don't scrap up, please please,
• 59:28
  to do it, don't wear to wear is great. When he said
• 59:32
  that in that song, I was like, either after you do it,
• 59:36
  tell us about it. M hm, right back when it come to com
• 59:38
  doomes put two on. No, don't do that. Don't do that.
• 59:44
  That has the opposite effect. Al Right, I got some saving the word
• 59:50
  none. It's just yeah, we don't have to that's just weird. There's
• 59:55
  a video on TIK that I was like, I don't get your Christians that
• 59:59
  were condoms because if you're in a condom, you're going against your own God's
• 1:00:02
  protection. You don't think that you guys gonna protect you from not having a
• 1:00:05
  kid. They always say that He don't put you in things that you can't
• 1:00:07
  handle. So if you can't hitle a cad at that moment, he won't
• 1:00:09
  let you have a kid. Yeah, spare me, yeah, please man,
• 1:00:15
  nah do that ship. That's a little Douval comedy. I'm dropping now,
• 1:00:23
  sorry, little the all do making some good songs though I ain't gonna
• 1:00:27
  hold you. You know, it's funny told about the songs more than mine.
• 1:00:30
  Tennis comedy yep, oh sure, I mean we gotta introduced him off
• 1:00:34
  a song because he did that uh no, he did a remake to the
• 1:00:37
  music, so you right, mm hmm. That was when he was going
• 1:00:42
  by rolling holding pale. I'm surprised that you called something who you think you
• 1:00:51
  fucking with? You must want your ship split. Yeah, I remember watching
• 1:00:55
  that vividly. It was funny. He was funny, like a rolling pout.
• 1:01:01
  He's funny. Then he's not funny to me now it hurt us.
• 1:01:06
  Times change, It is what it is, sor right. I got some
• 1:01:08
  Tier three Patreon questions. Yep, if you pay money, you get your
• 1:01:14
  question answered. For sure, Beadles. This is only for Tier three plus
• 1:01:21
  though, okay, it says listening to the Dan band, they do parody
• 1:01:25
  covers. They had a cameo in Old School doing Total Eclipse of the Heart.
• 1:01:30
  If you guys had a parody cover band, who's discovery discography? Would
• 1:01:35
  you mostly cover the beach? You say the beaches want to make fun bro
• 1:01:43
  when Justin Sierlake and Jimmy Fallon were did that sketch or did that sketch on
• 1:01:49
  Saturday Night Live? Hilarious? I know what you're talking about. It's so
• 1:01:54
  funny. I'll say them cover band fun actually, just a lot of so
• 1:02:02
  honestly, you probably had to do like like Frankie beverly amazed. We can
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  do B two k cover band that's adults, bom Bomb bomb six. You
• 1:02:15
  really want to we got picked b BT s or whatever that the pop group
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  is. Don want to be Korean? But how is that gonna look?
• 1:02:38
  That's Chinese? Think you shout out to Shout out to whoever made that song
• 1:02:45
  one she banger w shame thing. Shout out to junk Cook. Shout out
• 1:02:54
  to him. Yeah, I'm not forgotten. That's a real friend of the
• 1:03:02
  young cooking. Shout out to all the Koreans. We go back and remake
• 1:03:06
  all the Mandy Moore songs. Okay, shout out to desk Games. I
• 1:03:10
  gotta watch that. I'm sorry, I gotta watch get I'll get there.
• 1:03:15
  I finished. I'll get you too. I'm telling you all right, I'm
• 1:03:17
  telling you got to finish well. Finished the fallout so kee can you would
• 1:03:22
  like it too? I'm telling you, I'm sure. I just don't want
• 1:03:23
  to read right now read We already know kan range. Okay. Next,
• 1:03:32
  on the same tone of Mandy Moore, if you could remake a mostly white
• 1:03:37
  casted movie with black actors, what movie would you take? They said,
• 1:03:42
  I'd remake The Notebook and watch the whites go crazy. Step brothers, Oh
• 1:03:46
  black step brothers. M hm, Kevin Harris in this somewhere Now, what's
• 1:03:53
  what was? If you could remake what a white movie, a white movie,
• 1:03:59
  general white movie, general white movie, and make it black. I
• 1:04:05
  kind of want to see like an American pie or road trip type movie with
• 1:04:12
  all black people. Okay, yeah, okay, I say that, uh
• 1:04:23
  euro trip with all black people. I don't remember your trip at all.
• 1:04:27
  What Scotty doesn't know. Scotty doesn't know. Maybe he doesn't know. Scotty
• 1:04:34
  doesn't know. Don't tell Scottie Scotty doesn't know that he's in me. When
• 1:04:41
  she's only on Sunday. She says, he thinks that he's as that ship.
• 1:04:46
  Scotty doesn't know. Don't tell Scottie Scotty. That's a good movie.
• 1:04:56
  Excuse movie, wh movie? Make it all black? What would make it
• 1:05:02
  American? Who? American history? X? What are you I mean?
• 1:05:11
  Make some white people bite the curb? Okay, okay, okay, all
• 1:05:15
  right, okay. My go to is always super bad for such things.
• 1:05:24
  Who you want in there? Fucking Napoleon dynamite. Make that a black movie.
• 1:05:30
  That's just too white. White's that's too white. I haven't seen that
• 1:05:36
  might be good for a rewatch, I haven't seen that. And men,
• 1:05:41
  it's so it's really hot, it's so it's I've never seen this. In
• 1:05:45
  the middle of the movie, you never see what I love, never seen
• 1:05:46
  it's so you never seen Napoleon Dynamite. It captures it. Huh, I've
• 1:05:50
  never seen Napoleon Diamite. So you watched all of us walk around with both
• 1:05:55
  for paedo shirts? Is Seventh Days? Great? They never watched the movie?
• 1:06:00
  Is it in like South Dakota? Yeah, like in the middle of
• 1:06:03
  fucking nowhere. Bro the middle of that movie, you didn't think you could
• 1:06:05
  throw right over those mountains. It captures the essence of where the they live
• 1:06:11
  at because nothing is happening, nothing in the middle of god damn nowhere and
• 1:06:18
  desolate land so other than Idaho. I forgot about the middle. And then
• 1:06:26
  you know what, you know how middle of nowhere? This ship is that
• 1:06:29
  motherfucker got a freaking summer job part times What was he doing tarvist and chicken
• 1:06:35
  eggs and and ship? Oh my god, I forgot I forgot about the
• 1:06:39
  whole part of the movie. Oh my god, and it's so good because
• 1:06:42
  that that was atl for white people. Barely what it is because nothing's going
• 1:06:45
  on. Bro land line'so karate class. The Brothers, The brothers, he
• 1:06:57
  said, grab my arm, No my arm, you're the rarm. Rex
• 1:07:02
  Kwondo might be one of the funniest character Bro. He said that that hot
• 1:07:06
  piece piece fast or whatever he was saying the start that night, his fast
• 1:07:13
  wife, his wife, His wife was as hell American flag pants whenever man,
• 1:07:24
  time after time that nigga was getting that nigga was getting cooked on the
• 1:07:28
  regular. Was just by life and he was just taking that ship on the
• 1:07:30
  gin. He just like the day left him. Was like he was like,
• 1:07:34
  oh when washed his hands, he just went and washed it. Oh.
• 1:07:42
  When when Kip got Lafonda, he said, was chatting every day.
• 1:07:48
  I was getting real serious. All I mean, she sent me Facebook,
• 1:07:51
  but she has to send me a full body pick yard. I'm just getting
• 1:07:55
  really pe old La Fonda and she got all that us as hell. So
• 1:08:00
  I was like, Lord them niggas dick did the Motherfuckerlevonda had them wearing the
• 1:08:05
  do rag yes and a denim suit. My god, motherfucker. He was
• 1:08:12
  like, was selling tougherware. He drove over the ship. He was like,
• 1:08:17
  gosh, broke just he just took off. He's like, it's so
• 1:08:25
  durable, you can just drive right over it. Broke the ship and rying
• 1:08:28
  on. That's where rage got the whole flow from. I remember seeing that
• 1:08:31
  for the first time as a kid, bro and just literally being in tears.
• 1:08:34
  Bro, he drove over that ship is just fucking exploded. Gosh,
• 1:08:40
  oh, I have a perfect one. All black family, All black You
• 1:08:45
  know what movie series actually Meet the Parents? Mmm, okay, you Meet
• 1:08:53
  the Parents with all black cash rest in peace. I wish we could bring
• 1:08:56
  him back. Bernie mackint is like the dad, the serious dad, because
• 1:09:00
  that was great when he was in Guests, who was actually cook. I
• 1:09:02
  thought that was a really good movie. That was a great movie. But
• 1:09:05
  Meet the Parents is kind of old or Denzel, because Robert dean there was
• 1:09:12
  in The White One. You need kind of like a Denzel kind of more
• 1:09:15
  serious actor for that. Robert de Niro is not really funny, but he
• 1:09:19
  was funny. He's thinking like that Robert was not funny, then he's not
• 1:09:25
  a comedic actor, but he does comedy movies funny as hell to me.
• 1:09:28
  I think I think Denzel he had a chance. I do think he could
• 1:09:30
  do it. He's always had a chance. He never did it. He
• 1:09:32
  can't do it. What movie I think? I think when that has been
• 1:09:36
  around too long for him not to Okay, I think he has no desire
• 1:09:41
  to. I think he could do it. Like the closest thing he did
• 1:09:45
  was a I think he could do it. I think he could preach his
• 1:09:46
  wife. Okay, that's the closest thing. So who would you have there?
• 1:09:51
  Who's the dad? Who's the dad? Who's Robert de Niro? Meet
• 1:09:55
  the Parents is actually a really good movie. It's like twenty five years old
• 1:09:58
  now. But Samuel Jackson, Anthony Anderson, Lawrence Burn, there we go.
• 1:10:08
  That's a good one. I like that. I like even even older
• 1:10:13
  making grandparents Morgan Freeman. No, no, too old, too old,
• 1:10:16
  too old, say too old? You Meet the Parents. That's a good
• 1:10:19
  one. Uh, hell you can go. Well, No, not old
• 1:10:25
  enough, not old enough. Will Smith's not old enough. Yeah, he's
• 1:10:29
  only not even is he fifty? He has to be, he has to
• 1:10:32
  be at least he has to fifty five to sixty. Will Smith has to
• 1:10:35
  be fifty five. He's fifty five. He's not old enough for this role
• 1:10:41
  though, Marn Lawrence, Laurenn Lawrence step brothers starring Mike and Keenan. It
• 1:10:48
  would be a banger. Oh, that would be That would be perfect.
• 1:10:51
  That would be perfect. Did you touch my drum set? No, he
• 1:10:55
  touches stupid drums. Put my nuts set on your drum set, or you
• 1:10:59
  won't? We speak? Express would be good with all black. I didn't
• 1:11:04
  like Pineapple Express. That's just how high? Yes, but really bag,
• 1:11:12
  but I didn't like pop Express. What because y'all don't smoke weed? Y'all
• 1:11:16
  don't get it you When was the last time you watched it? Not since
• 1:11:21
  it came out. I saw the theaters watching now as a weed smoker.
• 1:11:26
  Nigga, fucking hell nigga. At the beginning is gold along. That's the
• 1:11:30
  best part of the movie. The problem and then just no, the parks
• 1:11:35
  off at the top of the wall. But when the part when he goes,
• 1:11:40
  he's like, I had a dream that I could build septic tanks for
• 1:11:44
  little kids, for kids parks, little kids could take ships. That was
• 1:11:47
  funny. How long How far a long was that movie? And the movie
• 1:11:50
  was at about an hour, so we go from the best part of the
• 1:11:55
  movie to the end of the movie. No, no, that's just about
• 1:11:58
  other parts, the part where they're fighting the other gods. Smoke and watch
• 1:12:01
  that. That that was the movie. I'm telling you, Smoke, Everything's
• 1:12:04
  gonna be funny. Smoke watch No, no, listen, red Coat Boy
• 1:12:15
  and Sorry Pajamas they find they don't get them. That's a go to for
• 1:12:18
  this podcast because that movie was so like that. That's man, Listen.
• 1:12:26
  I'm trying to think another Titanic Naked Black, really, any any Ben Stiller
• 1:12:30
  movie. What you said, watch the documentary and make that white for black
• 1:12:38
  about being high? Okay, Okay, I'm sorry before can we move?
• 1:12:46
  Can we like cast the rest of these people? Because this is very for
• 1:12:49
  what movie? For Meet the Parents? What what? What? Because that's
• 1:12:55
  is that the same thing that's like the movies down the line, So it's
• 1:12:58
  Meet the Parents that Meet the Fockers than Little Fockers. Gaylor, Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  I didn't. I don't think I even watched Little Fockers. I was like,
• 1:13:04
  nah, but the was good. All those movies were good. All
• 1:13:06
  of them were good. Damn. That movie came out in two thousand.
• 1:13:09
  Honestly, I might be a ben still a stand. I love everything he
• 1:13:12
  does. Everything. He hasn't had one bad movie to me, not one.
• 1:13:17
  He hasn't ever missed his worst movie. And that's hilarious. It's been
• 1:13:23
  yo. Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Okay, I'm sorry because listen,
• 1:13:31
  Dodgeball, dodgall phenomenal, phenomenal. I don't remember the movie enough to
• 1:13:36
  cast people for like specific rolls, and I don't even know enough actors,
• 1:13:41
  like specifically black acting without it being Michael B. Jordan's. But Gabrielle Union
• 1:13:45
  and put Michael B. Jordan and the motherfucking thing. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:13:50
  Gabrielle. Gabrielle Union can definitely be in that as much as she's a bitch.
• 1:13:56
  No, he's still funny. Okay, that's yeah, Neil or Or
• 1:14:04
  you could do fucking uh make Coco Jones Gabrielle Union's daughter. Oh, she
• 1:14:10
  could be the love interests Coco Jones, both in the next to each other.
• 1:14:15
  Okay, we don't have to get don't get your ass. Huh you
• 1:14:19
  hear what that said? Sorry, No, we can't talk. You can't.
• 1:14:26
  I can't find that's my wife, that's my dream wife, which means
• 1:14:31
  you over till my wife. That's my dream, my dream. That's pretty
• 1:14:34
  crazy. You know that's wow, that sounds that's the sound of Keana loading
• 1:14:44
  up the bliky SI. I wouldn't even say that that was I don't.
• 1:14:50
  I don't mean like that, but putting the switches in right now, she
• 1:14:54
  don't want no recoill on your ass. Yeah, I don't know who the
• 1:15:00
  main character would be. Who's Ben Taylor? And your meet the parents?
• 1:15:03
  But meet the parents? You my answer? He's gonna say some Michael Jordan.
• 1:15:11
  No, No, we don't know young black a young comic actor or
• 1:15:19
  just even act young black comic actor. I almost want to say Dameson Idris.
• 1:15:25
  Now. No, I think he could be funny. I think if
• 1:15:29
  given a chance, he could be funny. But it could work because Ben
• 1:15:33
  Taylor's character in that movie is not funny. He's just put in funny situations
• 1:15:39
  like he's a straight man that's putting the other dude. What's his name?
• 1:15:41
  Daniela? Yeah, I said, And who's gonna be Owen Wilson? Is
• 1:15:47
  he hold on Owen Wilson? That could be somebody like just is too old?
• 1:15:58
  Yeah, it's not gonna that could be Michael B. Jordan. I'm
• 1:16:03
  not going to watch fucking Blackish. Yeah, Junior, I'm not mad at
• 1:16:11
  that. I'm not mad at that. He I'm not mad at that that
• 1:16:14
  could be. I'm not mad at that at all. He could be.
• 1:16:15
  Yeah, And I think Wilson could and I hate to say, Michael B.
• 1:16:18
  Jordan, I think he could be that Wilson character, pretentious guy,
• 1:16:23
  the suave, like he looks good but you hate him. If anything,
• 1:16:27
  you can go damning with that because he's younger, so like that the Damnson.
• 1:16:31
  Yeah, the gap. Yeah, cooking with grease guys, make it
• 1:16:38
  happen with the parents. Yes, Meet the Kenfolk, meet the fam,
• 1:16:45
  Met the famim and NTS production. I would love to be in charge of
• 1:16:55
  one movie is one. This could be one shot. I just wanted to.
• 1:16:59
  I want to understand the whole process of it. All Right, you
• 1:17:01
  can make a movie, right, Jesus, Chris, what type of movie
• 1:17:05
  are you making? I know who you're casting in it? Well, what
• 1:17:09
  type of movie are you making? After? I'm making a comedy. I'm
• 1:17:14
  making I'm making a movie kind of like Friday, where there's no point,
• 1:17:19
  it's just black people. Going through their day and it's the funniest. Agreed,
• 1:17:25
  that's at l no mast funny ones, but it's not the only funny
• 1:17:30
  thing is like I got some cuddy last night? You did? You said
• 1:17:34
  the swamp possible with the momps. Oh yeah, every scene with the mom
• 1:17:38
  and the twins is funny. Who else in your house? No, that's
• 1:17:42
  robounds, I said, who left the white boy rooun hilarious roll bounce is
• 1:17:47
  very very good catch from hell the facts bro. I was like, okay,
• 1:17:56
  Like that's the first comment. Like, god damn. He wanted to
• 1:17:59
  tell people and he wanted to tell you. The merch came is the same
• 1:18:00
  day. These are these are obsessive people. We gotta be clear when we
• 1:18:04
  tell those stuff next day, the same dancing next day. But you're saying
• 1:18:12
  it'll get there the next day. It'll get there when it gets there.
• 1:18:15
  Like I said, it'll get there when you get there. It's going to
• 1:18:17
  go out the next day and talk to cue. Uh yeah, I talked
• 1:18:21
  to our wrapping hr that was you. Yeah, he said that he carries
• 1:18:31
  our HR rent all right, next question more Tier three. What's the wildest
• 1:18:38
  joke you ever told? I got one right here, He says, I'm
• 1:18:42
  agnostic and my friend is Muslim. We're out drunk. What's he doing drinking
• 1:18:46
  at a party? Playing darts? And I start to win. He goes,
• 1:18:50
  you're praying on my downfall. I respond with five, five times a
• 1:18:57
  day. Bro laughed it off, and I know deep down he wanted to
• 1:19:00
  kill me. That's not that bad. Five times, that's not that bad.
• 1:19:04
  That's that's a good joke. That was a good joke. But he
• 1:19:08
  doesn't play about his religion. And I see why. I mean, if
• 1:19:11
  he's out drinking, it sounds like he plays Bro. You playing. The
• 1:19:17
  Dodgers are using brother Brother, Big Brother, Long Island, you split in
• 1:19:30
  my face. Brother Moon is the symbol of a live brother, the Blue
• 1:19:33
  Moons. Oh my god, I hate to bring it. Uh. Apparently
• 1:19:41
  the Dodgers are using not Like Us as the walk up song. Really,
• 1:19:46
  is this your joke? No, I will tell the joke, but I
• 1:19:50
  just saw that. I just just used it as well. Wow the commercial
• 1:19:55
  break, what Wow? A song about a pedophile? It was crazy,
• 1:20:01
  but the joke speaking a pedophile. Huh. My joke is around that.
• 1:20:08
  You go, okay, you can go now, you can go now?
• 1:20:11
  Because I feel like mine's got to clean it up. So you go first,
• 1:20:13
  he said, speaking of pedophiles, My joke was, that's fairly in
• 1:20:18
  the room. Why did the old man like the twenty two year olds?
• 1:20:23
  Oh no, oh yeah, I know this one. Yeah, I don't
• 1:20:28
  know. It's twenty of them. Oh nasty, nasty, Now here's mine.
• 1:20:39
  Truly disgusting. Two black guys are walking up to a Two black guys
• 1:20:45
  are walking One has ninety eight cents and one has a dollar. They go
• 1:20:50
  up to a story that's advertising ninety nine cent whitewashes. For ninety nine cents,
• 1:20:58
  they can make you white. Now, the dude with the dollar says,
• 1:21:01
  Hey, I'm gonna go in, pay the ninety nine cents, and
• 1:21:04
  then when I come back, i'll give you a change, my opinion change,
• 1:21:10
  and then you can get it. So the dude with the dollar goes
• 1:21:13
  in gets the white wish. He comes out. He looks immaculately white.
• 1:21:17
  He looks pristine white. He looks so aryan. He looks like Hitler's dream
• 1:21:21
  of the race, the most purest aryan of milk, of Magnesius silk.
• 1:21:28
  And he comes out, and then his friend with the ninety says says,
• 1:21:30
  hey man, you look great, white man. Let me get that spinney
• 1:21:33
  so I can go in, and he says, get a job, nigger.
• 1:21:39
  I knew where it was going as soon as he said, Joe of
• 1:21:53
  like drink. That's that's that nigger. That's now. Oh man, shoot,
• 1:22:03
  it's definitely good. Go ahead. Next tear three question. I don't
• 1:22:08
  know if we really have an answer for this, but what's your favorite Scooby
• 1:22:11
  Doo movie? The only answer is the one where that with the Witches the
• 1:22:16
  island is the one with the witches when they went to the amusement park with
• 1:22:19
  with Scrappy. Yes, anything with Scrappy and in this garbage, the one
• 1:22:25
  with the island. Yeah, I think Scrappy Do was in that one.
• 1:22:29
  That was fun. You know. It's the one that's a close second.
• 1:22:33
  The one where the Widge like there they were like a rock band or some
• 1:22:35
  ship. Oh, you're talking about the I'm talking about the animated movie.
• 1:22:41
  I think he's talking about real movie. Yeah, Zombie Island. Yeah,
• 1:22:46
  I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the cartoon about the Nigga.
• 1:22:50
  I don'tbe the one where they were in New Orleans where they went and like
• 1:22:57
  it was like zombies and ship. Yeah, oh that's zombie like like sound
• 1:23:04
  something else. They went like a New Orleans type. I remember, like
• 1:23:11
  Scooby Doo on Zombie Island. Yes, you're talking about that, yes,
• 1:23:14
  yeah, yeah, all they kept doing like they just kept eating crawl Field
• 1:23:18
  monsters Unleashed was Oh, I remember that ship was din ho what what?
• 1:23:25
  What the fucking Scooby do on Zombie Island ain't gonna hold that ship was scary
• 1:23:29
  as hell as a kid, I watched it a little bit. They're like
• 1:23:33
  eating peppers and canyons a little bit. I remember the song now that I
• 1:23:39
  think that one was kind of kind of scary. No, it definitely was
• 1:23:42
  brow a lot of action, but ship niggas because the cartoon was asked,
• 1:23:49
  nigga a live action cartoons the cartoon movies were he cartoons? Yeah, definitely
• 1:23:55
  over here doing high kicks and beating people up out of here. No action
• 1:24:00
  was actually better, No, it was you might be in the minority.
• 1:24:02
  You're definitely in the minority. Definitely live action. Scooby Doo was definitely yeah,
• 1:24:06
  and the Witches turned into I forgot about the ship the Hex girls.
• 1:24:11
  Yeah, yes, that was a closed second for me. Nah, this
• 1:24:15
  might be the one, This might be the one. This got be one,
• 1:24:18
  which one? Jomby Island Scooby do one Zombie. I forgot all about
• 1:24:21
  this movie. Nah, this ship was scary as hell. This was I
• 1:24:26
  don't have to go back and watch this movie now. And there's a return
• 1:24:29
  to Zombie Island. You know that one's ass. You know it's ass.
• 1:24:32
  You know why they running the back? Why you go back to Zombieland?
• 1:24:36
  Okay, yeah, so mine's though, which is ghost sounds like they got
• 1:24:40
  the zi Zombie Islands. Thank you. Michael brought back childhood memories. Hext
• 1:24:46
  girls gonna put a spell on you. I have to go back and watch
• 1:24:48
  that ship now. I wonder if Ice Ice School they man got that on
• 1:24:51
  plex If you don't have that for me, mm hmmm hmm, I'm sure
• 1:24:57
  you got us. M Okay, next Tier three, What did y'all major
• 1:25:03
  in when you went to college? And did you ever get a job that
• 1:25:05
  corresponds with it? Before the pod, he asked Kendrick is to go and
• 1:25:10
  Drake is running from rhymes. That was on the tenth Oh wait, that
• 1:25:15
  was April tenth. He's a Brothers nigger. He do. It's already on
• 1:25:19
  there. Nice. Wow, watch that tomorrow. I should. I'm watching
• 1:25:26
  that ship at work tomorrow. Okay, make some sales I will in between.
• 1:25:32
  Okay. Yeah. So what did y'all major in in college? He
• 1:25:36
  had study secondary education. I was gonna be a medical math teacher, marketing,
• 1:25:46
  biological sciences and obviously pharmacy, but biological sciences. I worked at the
• 1:25:53
  YMC. What did I I actually didn't do anything with it before I got
• 1:25:57
  my job. Yeah, my first real job I was. I was working
• 1:26:01
  at Dick's. Oh yeah, dealing with dealing with ball, dealing with balls,
• 1:26:10
  jesus. Yeah. I just now literally just now got something that's relatively
• 1:26:17
  kind of close to my degree. Kind of degree, Jason. I used
• 1:26:20
  to want to, but I didn't want to be a teacher anymore. In
• 1:26:24
  facts, I'm a DJ, but I've been a fucking all types of ship
• 1:26:30
  dishwasher, never done that, damn a kitchen cleaner, done that, customer
• 1:26:39
  service, rap, did you get it? Teller? All types of bullshit,
• 1:26:45
  you know, I'm a ninja. Yeah, okay. Next question,
• 1:26:50
  what rapper had the best non rap album? I said, Lil Wayne Kid
• 1:26:56
  Cuddy. I don't know about Ice teas Li YACHTI. For example, what
• 1:27:01
  rapper had the best non rap album? Like, you know, I'm not
• 1:27:04
  a human being? And then Kit cutting into Donald glover Childish Game album is
• 1:27:12
  horrible? Yeah that was bad. I didn't finish listen to it, but
• 1:27:16
  it's so it's bad for me. But yeah, does that even count?
• 1:27:21
  Does that you count that? Because that's kind of like jazz album ray Bone?
• 1:27:27
  Yeah, yeah, Awakened My Love. The rapper wasn't really rap,
• 1:27:30
  so yeah, hey, primarily he's a rapper. And was this America on
• 1:27:35
  that album? No? Not really, this is America Apparently that came out
• 1:27:46
  six years ago today or yesterday? I saw it, don't really? Yeah,
• 1:27:55
  yeah, nigga, what are you want? Did y'all see his suit
• 1:27:58
  at the met gallon? No, it was just like a King of Comedy,
• 1:28:02
  That's what they said. Did you see a big one? Just had
• 1:28:06
  a towel shirt. They're so annoying, how fond she is, considering how
• 1:28:13
  annoying she is. I like her between that and her walking around in suram
• 1:28:17
  rapp in New York, yeah, or her walking around in a bed sheet.
• 1:28:23
  I hate the fact that Ben Simmons actually looked really uh he looked really
• 1:28:27
  dapper. I don't like this. Nigga do everything dress Australian do everything with
• 1:28:31
  fucking hoop. He can dress, he can. Yeah, he looked he
• 1:28:36
  had a dope outfit on Who else did I see? I love how every
• 1:28:41
  year the Mad Guy. They tweet that photo of Jason Derulo and they say
• 1:28:45
  breaking Jason at the bag that nigga was, that nigga was tonguing for but
• 1:28:53
  falling backwards at the same time. That nigga like sounds like crash banditop when
• 1:29:01
  it gets hurt. Yo. That picture suits just flailing. Oh my god,
• 1:29:12
  it's going out like he's like the bat wing nigga a bat glider.
• 1:29:21
  Funny. Next question more Tier three. This is kind of dated, but
• 1:29:30
  we'll still ask it because they paid for it. What if j Cole is
• 1:29:32
  doing this for marketing? His album is called The fall Off? What better
• 1:29:35
  way to market that? Yeah, he thought that's what it was going to
• 1:29:38
  be. Any better way to market the fall Off than to fall off fell
• 1:29:41
  the Off fall Off. I honestly don't want to hear any he ruined in
• 1:29:45
  him for himself. I don't want to hear nothing from Jake Cole. This
• 1:29:46
  year for the rest of the year. I didn't Before that, I definitely
• 1:29:49
  don't know. I think he was on a god damn a Cash Cobaine remix.
• 1:29:57
  I didn't really listen. He shouldn't be on it like that. I
• 1:30:00
  heard it. I was like, what the There was an Ice Spice version
• 1:30:02
  and that sounds really good. But he no, bro, this is probably
• 1:30:10
  the best rapping the Ice Spice is ever done in her life. Ice Spice
• 1:30:14
  was snapping. It's not good as far as Ice and Ice like Caribou easily,
• 1:30:19
  the best rapping she's ever done in her entire life was easily. But
• 1:30:25
  Jacole, that's just not even his lane. I don't know what he's doing
• 1:30:29
  that for. Like, that's not even him to stop like you not,
• 1:30:32
  like you can't. That's not you. That's not you at all. You
• 1:30:35
  have picked picture your lane and you're going like fun of rappers like that.
• 1:30:42
  Yeah, you made a whole album making fun of those rappers. You can't
• 1:30:45
  be them now. I can't have a little fun. No, damn fair
• 1:30:51
  enough, not when you spent all two years ago being the fun police.
• 1:30:57
  Yeah, I'm not defending find that nigga. Next question, someone was hurt.
• 1:31:03
  I think when they wrote this, I'm sorry for your pain. Do
• 1:31:05
  you think meeting the love of your life? Sorry? Do you think meeting
• 1:31:10
  the love of your life is real? Or is it just bland love?
• 1:31:15
  No, It's very real, the love of your life for sure, and
• 1:31:18
  I'm living it for you. I'm glad for you, Mike. I'm glad
• 1:31:28
  for me to thank you. Man. Maybe there's more than one, you
• 1:31:30
  know, live a couple. I won't find out. Like Kanye said,
• 1:31:34
  I guess we'll never know. I guess we'll never know. Whatever you're pulling
• 1:31:41
  through, you'll pull out of it, my guy, my lady, whoever
• 1:31:44
  you are, mean lady the dog Sims the big dog, Crody crod Okay
• 1:31:54
  said, You're gonna pull out of it. Still, this is this is
• 1:31:59
  I have any and read the whole thing. I just know the answer is
• 1:32:00
  going to be. Yes, you get five hundred thousand dollars, but you
• 1:32:03
  have to open hand slap an elderly woman on TV. You can do it
• 1:32:09
  unlimited times. You just can't tell anyone why you're doing it. Why would
• 1:32:13
  I do it more than once? If you do it, how many times
• 1:32:15
  are you doing it? I'm doing it once? Why would I do it.
• 1:32:17
  There's no need to do it more than once? Do you every time
• 1:32:20
  I slap I get another one? Yes, every time you slap that hear
• 1:32:28
  me? Hear me good? I want you to feel me. I'm going
• 1:32:32
  to slap that woman until I need Tommy John. I want to slap the
• 1:32:39
  laborer mouth. I'm going to slap the fuck out of this woman with no
• 1:32:43
  explanation, Slap the ship out of open hand, Slap open an elderly woman
• 1:32:48
  on TV. I'm sorry, lady. Do you get points for like the
• 1:32:53
  ferocity of the slap. It has to be a slap you live mine.
• 1:32:58
  I'll slap them. I'll do once. I'll do it once. Yeah,
• 1:33:01
  that's enough. It's not the fact that's enough. But after I slapping the
• 1:33:04
  first time, I feel bad, I'm not going to slap anybody else.
• 1:33:09
  K I might get a rush knowing that I'm getting five hundred thousands, might
• 1:33:13
  go harder. Yeah, I'm I'm like Jason, I'm building a profit in
• 1:33:17
  rush. You feel you feel your phone vibrating every crash, no, not
• 1:33:27
  crack. Wasn't I know what you're talking about where he has to like keep
• 1:33:30
  his heart rate up alive? Yeah? Uh yeah, I know what you're
• 1:33:32
  talking about. Come on, Mike, I know you got adrenaline. No,
• 1:33:35
  you're close. No crank, crank, crank, I'll be that.
• 1:33:41
  But just slapping old bitches, no singular? Can I get this? Can
• 1:33:45
  I get a different old bitches? On Na? She has to feel it.
• 1:33:47
  That's I have no qualms about that. She's getting at least twenty twenty
• 1:33:54
  slaps. Yes, I get it. Damn. Whatever it takes to get
• 1:33:58
  to I won't be a billion. That's That's so I'm not stopping until I'm
• 1:34:03
  dead. Tying to Slaver two thousands. I need to get on the I
• 1:34:06
  need to be on the Forbes list. I'm not slapping until I'm tired.
• 1:34:10
  I'm tired. I'm gonna remember the Pokey remember the Pokemon movie. I was.
• 1:34:15
  I was just like I swept God, I was just sticking that in
• 1:34:20
  my hand. Bro. By the time I'm done slapping it now, they
• 1:34:24
  don't even hurt no more. You tell neither of you. I guess my
• 1:34:27
  hand's gonna be numb. Her cheek is gonna be purple, exactly so,
• 1:34:32
  Geraldine. Her face, she's gonna look like a mummy. She's gonna be
• 1:34:35
  hollowed out. Jeraldine by the by the twenty fifth through twenty seven slap.
• 1:34:41
  She don't be asleep anyway, I'm ana slapper back awake. We don't condone
• 1:34:46
  elderly violence unless you're getting five hundred thousand dollars per slap per slap, then
• 1:34:51
  I definitely condone it. My meet out million. That's just that boat this
• 1:35:00
  one, because I mean, that'll expradict the whole situation to get to where
• 1:35:03
  I want to go? Where do you want to go? Money wise?
• 1:35:06
  No, that's dick. It's all right. So you get a five hundred
• 1:35:11
  thousand for you freaking freaking freaking one hundred thousand for your hand. No,
• 1:35:18
  Michael, five hundred thousand dollars per hand a million for your meat? No,
• 1:35:25
  thank you, it's just faster. Nope, it's enough is to get
• 1:35:30
  to five, like fifty mil. Right, So it's either fifty dick slaps
• 1:35:38
  or one hundred face slaps. No, we're not sexually assaulting this woman.
• 1:35:43
  We're just it. We're just physically assaulting. Keeping it simple, okay,
• 1:35:54
  and that's what we got. I'm just saying like, okay, no,
• 1:35:58
  no, I'll get it. I slap it once. I probably feel bad
• 1:36:01
  once once I believe that, I'm I'm not buying that. There's such a
• 1:36:06
  once you see that money, I don't believe it, and the rush is
• 1:36:10
  gonna hit you once your bank account immediately. Like that's a house, that's
• 1:36:13
  a house. You're gonna stop at. Just the house. Probably a new
• 1:36:17
  car. Nah, I just got a new car. Pay the car off.
• 1:36:21
  I just you can't have more money. I'll be able to pay a
• 1:36:25
  car slap more than That's true, and and get a house in today's economy.
• 1:36:29
  Yeah, a five hundred thousand dollars house. Where are you gonna go?
• 1:36:32
  I can get it smooth? Three fifty Okay, that's all your money
• 1:36:36
  right there, And that's a good sized house. Are you gonna want to
• 1:36:39
  work to keep paying them bills? I'm gonna pay them bills. I still
• 1:36:43
  have job. I could pay off the house. So all I gotta do
• 1:36:45
  is pay the taxes. You know you can do that a lot easier if
• 1:36:50
  you just slap that slap that time time, just time slapping the old women
• 1:36:58
  more, slap the out that old broad. Are you kidding me? Are
• 1:37:03
  you out of your mind? Even thinking twice? Bro not thinking a million
• 1:37:08
  second about it? She's not getting out there until at least I hit ten
• 1:37:12
  mils. She lived here like this is this is to hear you're killing her
• 1:37:15
  like breaking up my life. She's not even That's what I'm saying. Why
• 1:37:17
  are you tripping. I'm not tripping. I'm I'm just gonna get one slack
• 1:37:24
  she needs to do. Take a nap. It should be good. And
• 1:37:27
  if you feel so one cloud, you know what you do, end up
• 1:37:30
  in the room, don't go to sleep. After that. One hit her
• 1:37:31
  off with fifty thousand, telling her go to bingo. That's Marelda compensated.
• 1:37:38
  I'm telling you give her ten percent, so you know, yeah, only
• 1:37:42
  you're only giving her fifty thousand. Mike's trying to give her a whole meal.
• 1:37:45
  I'm trying to give her. I'm trying to give her as much as
• 1:37:47
  I possibly can. I'm trying to feed her family for generations. It's got
• 1:37:53
  a whisper for I'm trying to create. I can't tell her fast they strong,
• 1:37:57
  can't tell her they strong. I'm just gonna keephitt her said, just
• 1:38:00
  trust me, how hold on, hang in there. You're doing great.
• 1:38:04
  Your grandparents are grand children will love this. Christmas is gonna be awesome playing
• 1:38:12
  depending on how hard I got a smacker. Like. It's like if it's
• 1:38:15
  a quick all right, that's cool. If I got to so you tell
• 1:38:18
  me this that you're just doing that one time? Oh oh no, if
• 1:38:23
  that's all it takes, oh now, then then I'm getting the full piakas
• 1:38:25
  got bad if I got bite my bottom and this possible slaps a good slap,
• 1:38:31
  like if I got to bite my lip and cock back. No,
• 1:38:33
  I'm saying it doesn't matter how hard I got to do it. I'm doing
• 1:38:38
  it a lot. Okay, I don't care if I got to just do
• 1:38:41
  it a little sleep the first first slap leaning over the top of her,
• 1:38:45
  What did I say, I'm gonna slap her? Awake and you do this
• 1:38:48
  ship all over again. Come on that, Poe, get your ass up,
• 1:38:56
  be interested, and not the time? Will sleep? Get up,
• 1:39:00
  Margaret, This is not the time. That's my name? What if it
• 1:39:04
  What if it's your grandma? That was my own grandma? Grandma? Want
• 1:39:06
  slap this one? If it's Mike's grandma and you can't tell Mike while you're
• 1:39:17
  slapping her either, I'll assume it's for money. You're not gonna assume ship.
• 1:39:26
  You slap my grandma? What the heck is he slapping my grandma?
• 1:39:29
  No, no, one, that's the first thought. No, the first
• 1:39:32
  the fucker slamming my grand They cut away the sixers game and I'm just slapping
• 1:39:38
  and forty seven points amazing in the third Wow, smaking a Mariial coin.
• 1:39:47
  I wouldn't assume if I see any of y'all slaving my grandma, I'm saying
• 1:39:50
  they're either you're doing it for money or they're doing like holding your hostage.
• 1:39:55
  I know it's not malice, so there will be questions holding. So based
• 1:40:01
  on the questions, the answers to the old questions, violence will uh well
• 1:40:05
  and two. But I'm not gonna I would y'all yeah, with some random
• 1:40:10
  nigga. Okay, violence must be had, But because I mean, and
• 1:40:15
  I've met Elsie's grandma, she's a wonderful lady. But in that situation,
• 1:40:19
  it's gotta happen any one of your grandma's. I'm gonna keep it a buck
• 1:40:24
  you got dig up mind. I think it's that's easy for everybody because she's
• 1:40:29
  not feeling it, both of them. If it's not your grandma has to
• 1:40:34
  be I guess your mom, then your oldest related woman relatives. I'm is
• 1:40:42
  Gladys suit up, Papa, get it, Wendy gonna get it, your
• 1:40:50
  mom's name, gonna get it. You haven't got to get it and get
• 1:40:55
  it, just as I would expect for y'all to put Tiffany in that situation.
• 1:40:59
  Listen, Okay, what's your mom? I can't tell you. Okay,
• 1:41:08
  that's crazy. She hasn't been on the pot yet. I'm not going
• 1:41:11
  to reveal her. She gotta go through inadvertently. You think your mom would
• 1:41:18
  ever do it? She has asked me to what. She said, why
• 1:41:23
  haven't why? What haven't I been invited? Did she see the one with
• 1:41:27
  the other moms? That's what it is, said all the other moms.
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  I was like, you have no decorm, so she wouldn't. No,
• 1:41:35
  I have no decorm? She said, correct. Yeah, she was like,
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  no, I can't. Mike's too much, did you not? You
• 1:41:45
  asked Elsie's mom if she ever heard him fucking in the house. I didn't
• 1:41:49
  say it like that, I said. She didn't say. I didn't say
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  it like that. I said, why did you let him get no butt?
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  I said, But he said, what's wrong with him getting a little
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  that basement down there. You don't think he was getting no butt? Are
• 1:42:13
  you crazy? Miss Windy? You come on, are you serious? All
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  three sons, she said, not in my house, all all three of
• 1:42:20
  his sons. That you got two of the three certified bona fide, unquestionable
• 1:42:27
  puss magnet. Third one he's still good. But the other two certified book
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  bookend textbook coach magnets, you don't think And the other one is having full
• 1:42:41
  blown nasty man parties in the base. You don't think there's no butt going
• 1:42:45
  on down there? You thinking? You don't think that, Miss Winny.
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  Come on, come on, baby, come on, I'm just trying to
• 1:42:51
  get you hit m fair enough already, all right, Kenning getting butt here?
• 1:42:59
  It's but all through this this this ship right here, and as much
• 1:43:02
  vacations as his parents, this couch, this couch, that couch, the
• 1:43:10
  bar, they on this thing, and it's just got here. But all
• 1:43:15
  fours don't got a lot of me. Your parents go away for a long
• 1:43:20
  time. They be going away for a week stretch last way, last month,
• 1:43:28
  a few weeks ago. Really, man, they be in here making
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  music. Nah, probably not as much, no more because it's more niggas
• 1:43:36
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• 1:43:42
  this house. The fun always talking to my parents. It's never a five
• 1:43:46
  year sped with niggas. That wasn't meediate family lived in this house. That's
• 1:43:50
  great, bigger house. Goddam it is nice house because I don't even be
• 1:43:55
  seeing the niggas for every time, like they're visited again. No they live
• 1:44:00
  here, oh ah, where not the kid? They don't visit. Kid
• 1:44:09
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• 1:44:12
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• 1:44:16
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